Mid-Morning Art Thread

Koerner Sallie1.jpg

"The Tenth Law," Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It
William H. D. Koerner

[Hat Tip: Lizzy]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Love it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (txdEq)

2 Have another cup.

Posted by: King Harv at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (jYQlA)

3 First

Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (0jZnq)

4 Yeah, that was my poop you stepped in.

Posted by: The Horse at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

5 It's a nice looking piece but I don't get the title.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (z5Vrg)

6 Sam Elliot and Myrna Loy.

How many quatloos do I get?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

7 I think the word fret is underused!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)

8 I wish I could find prints of things like this in the local "art" stores. Instead everything is streetcars, crawfish, and jazz. Gag me with a clarinet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (txdEq)

9 Bracing myself for the 100% chance of snow furries as predicted by the weather app.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (Dc2NZ)

10 Sam Elliot and Myrna Loy.

How many quatloos do I get?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM


Dammit, TJM, you beat me to it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:32 AM (m+jkK)

11 Yup. The sheriff looks like Sam Elliot

Posted by: Tuna at December 03, 2021 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

12 Bad! Bad horse. Go stand in the Koerner!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)

13 Best cat wrangler evah.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

14 Love it! Would definitely hang. It would go perfect in my house.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (nxdel)

15 The title must be a line from the story it is illustrating. It's from the Saturday Evening Post.

We used to get the SEP when I was a kid. I loved it. It had reprints from all the old issues and I glommed onto the Rockwell and Leyendecker illustrations.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ)

16 Definitely would hang!

". . . . I'll tend to it."

"But first.. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (mD/uy)

17 Aw, shucks, ma'am.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (FVME7)

18 Love the detail of the Marshal's hat. That's a working man's cover.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (mD/uy)

19 Non-noodin' bastiches.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (AlkyK)

20 We used to get the SEP when I was a kid. I loved it. It had reprints from all the old issues and I glommed onto the Rockwell and Leyendecker illustrations.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM


I made it out to the Norman Rockwell Museum this summer. It's definitely worth the trip if you're in the area.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (m+jkK)

21 I wish I could find prints of things like this in the local "art" stores. Instead everything is streetcars, crawfish, and jazz. Gag me with a clarinet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I should think a crawfish playing a clarinet would be hangable.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)

22 Custom holster?

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (AwYPR)

23 Paolo is a busy and adventurous man.

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (88xKn)

24 The Sherriff is near!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (llON8)

25 Is Sallie the woman or the horse ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)

26 >>Love it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


It's at an updated Western art exhibit at the Denver Art Museum - 7th floor. They pulled out a bunch of paintings from storage and put them on display in the old building while they were recently repairing the new building (lure locals back). They have some fabulous stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (bDqIh)

27 She looks very much like a silent-era movie actress. Makes sense, as Koerner was an illustrator/painter of the first 3rd of the century. Contemporary with Georgia O'Keeffe, as it happens.

From the kiechelart.com site:
"Zane Grey, popular novelist, used his illustrations in his novels. Koerner worked primarily from New York but kept a summer studio near the Crow reservation in Montana."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (txdEq)

28 I think the word fret is underused!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)

You're obviously not a guitar player. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (VwHCD)

29 The horse > Sam Elliot sheriff

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (1Lrz1)

30 Wild West Paolo is one of his most popular themes!

Giddyap!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

31
Horse is saying to itself, "Sonofabitching sheriff is gonna ride my ass and get me shot."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (/U27+)

32 Crawfish playing poker is a classic.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (jYQlA)

33 "The Tenth Law," Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It
William H. D. Koerner

No one puts Sallie in a Koerner !

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (arJlL)

34 Quit your frettin', Sallie.

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (88xKn)

35 The Sherriff is near!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM


No, consarn it! I said the sheriff is a {Bonnnggggg}!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at December 03, 2021 09:37 AM (m+jkK)

36 Mustang Sallie

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2021 09:37 AM (1Lrz1)

37 You're obviously not a guitar player. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (VwHCD)

I have zero musical talents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (yrol0)

38 I should think a crawfish playing a clarinet would be hangable.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021


***
Somebody has probably painted just that.

You know the old story of the sailor who, when he retired, started walking inland with an oar, and when he got to a place where no one knew what the oar was for, he settled down? That'll be me, only I'll use a pic of a crawfish. (Local: "What the HELL is that thing?" Me: "How are house prices around here?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (txdEq)

39 That's something I would hang.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (vrYHn)

40 Art up for 8 minutes and no nood, how rood.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (Do5/p)

41 Guess he doesn't want her to sally forth without him?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (bDqIh)

42 Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: The Sheriff at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (jYQlA)

43 Wonder what the Ninth Law is?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

44 Those were the days...we thought they'd never end.

Posted by: Ziba at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (S1hrL)

45 Given the title, maybe we need a few bits of "Lay Down, Sally" by Eric Clapton?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (txdEq)

46 It's part of the Western American Art collection at Denver Art Museum:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9e99c7

Scroll down for paintings. I love the name "Eagle of Delight".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)

47 "now don't go frettin' there Sallie, gotta stop off this place called Alamo, some shit happening there, but I'll be back".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (VwHCD)

48 You know the old story of the sailor who, when he retired, started walking inland with an oar, and when he got to a place where no one knew what the oar was for, he settled down? That'll be me, only I'll use a pic of a crawfish. (Local: "What the HELL is that thing?" Me: "How are house prices around here?")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (txdEq)

Funny if he ended up at a MoMe and was told to stir the chili so the carrots did not burn.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (yrol0)

49 Jim: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.

Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

50 Is the tenth law (to stay on topic) subject to the 100 comment rule (off topic, i know) ?

Don't reply "yes" -- that would be off-topic. I can probably wait without hurting myself.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (nLrWw)

51 Art up for 8 minutes and no nood, how rood.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (Do5/p)

Tsk, tsk. Don't you remember yesterday? You're supposed to know what time the art thread is posted.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)

52 "You have any money, Sally? That little asshole LePetomane put up a toll gate and I need a shitload of dimes."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (HmZuC)

53 43 Wonder what the Ninth Law is?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Jethros 8th is always carry a pocket knife.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (yrol0)

54 Paolo is a busy and adventurous man.
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM


The Paolo, he does have the very full social calendar. It is a heavy burden, but the Paolo, he bears it in silence for the sake of the ladies.

Posted by: Paolo at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (m+jkK)

55 Vengeance is mine sayeth the Sheriff

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (TeuoI)

56 I love the name "Eagle of Delight".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
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The Vulture of Disgust, not so much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (AlkyK)

57
Laws One to Nine were struck down by a Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (/U27+)

58 Lay down, Sallie, no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you

Posted by: Eric Clapton at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (Do5/p)

59 Does anyone else see the noose hanging in the tree!!!!!

Posted by: Jussie Wallace at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (7bRMQ)

60 Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

Just pawn in game of life!

Posted by: Mongo at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (yrol0)

61 Custom holster?
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021


***
Not a fast-draw holster. Looks like one worn by a man who wants his gun ready when he needs it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (txdEq)

62 The Crawfish Shuffle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QhE9Kbr5gA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

63 >>>Does anyone else see the noose hanging in the tree!!!!!

We're on it!

Posted by: FBI at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (HmZuC)

64 Oh, and I'll need a can of baked beans.

Posted by: Sam Elliott at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (jYQlA)

65 It was art for the Saturday Evening Post. I'm not sure what The Tenth Law is pertaining to. I tried to find some context but came up late. Nice jugs though. (sitting on the bench in back) Seems like there should be a doggy weaving in between their legs.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (XXeDg)

66 Sam Elliot disappointed me

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (CYnTg)

67 56 I love the name "Eagle of Delight".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
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The Vulture of Disgust, not so much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (AlkyK)
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The Shrike of Shame and Penury

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (Dc2NZ)

68 The only thing keeping that painting from being perfect is the lack of a doggo.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (ONvIw)

69 >>>Oh, and I'll need a can of baked beans.

I'd say you had enough.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (HmZuC)

70 10th Law:

Shoot low, they might be crawling!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (yrol0)

71 >>> 63 >>>Does anyone else see the noose hanging in the tree!!!!!

We're on it!
Posted by: FBI at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (HmZuC)

This time we'll send FIFTEEN agents!!!

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE. at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (llON8)

72 Bart: Well, now, I don't know...

Van Johnson: Oh, thank you, Sheriff! Oh, thank you very much! Thank you!

[runs to the door and flings it open]

Van Johnson: [shouting] The fool's going to... I mean, the sheriff's going to do it!

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (RHGPo)

73 So what are the other nine laws ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (arJlL)

74 That jug could be worth $40-50k on Antiques Road Show.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (AwYPR)

75 "The Eleventh Law," Slap a hot iron to it, Sally.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (XXeDg)

76 I wonder if horse steaks are any good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)

77 The Vulture of Disgust, not so much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (AlkyK)
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The Shrike of Shame and Penury
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM


Let us not forget the Swallow of Career Advancement.

Posted by: Kamala at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (m+jkK)

78 10th Law:

You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)

79 The roof on the house looks like it needs to be repaired.

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (88xKn)

80 This one's great - makes you want to jump right into the world of the picture.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (sGnvY)

81 Let us not forget the Swallow of Career Advancement.
Posted by: Kamala

Is that a laden or unladen Swallow?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (mD/uy)

82 Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It
++++
Such toxic masculinity. She's a strong, powerful, fierce woman and she doesn't need no man to tend to her horses!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (DU+/6)

83 >>>I wonder if horse steaks are any good.

Neigh.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (HmZuC)

84 Sam Elliot makes the big time. Sadly, he's a Lefty.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (F0YaR)

85 Everyone in in this looks kinda dejected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)

86 Now I'm om a Leyendecker kick. Nobody drew gorgeous square-jawed Aryans like J.C.! Helps to be a gay Teuton.

The spiffy lads of his ads would be horrified at the pajamafication of the American Male.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (Dc2NZ)

87 >>> 76 I wonder if horse steaks are any good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)

Maybe we *will* take the micks. But the cheese-eating surrender monkeys have to go to Canadia!

Posted by: All of the town Johnsons at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (llON8)

88 I wonder if horse steaks are any good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)
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La Societe Anonyme d'Hippophage sez "Oui"!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (AlkyK)

89 I hate to flaunt my ignorance so publicly, but what exactly is the "tenth law?"

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (VJsqe)

90 I wonder if horse steaks are any good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)
++++
Must be. Otherwise we wouldn't have the expression, "if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)

91 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (RHGPo)

92 They hadn't invented tp yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (LtGlA)

93 >>> Everyone in in this looks kinda dejected.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)


I'm havin' the time of my life! Weeeeeeee!

Posted by: The Jug On The Bench at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (XXeDg)

94 Everyone in in this looks kinda dejected.
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Even the horse!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (sGnvY)

95 >>> 81 Let us not forget the Swallow of Career Advancement.
Posted by: Kamala

Is that a laden or unladen Swallow?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (mD/uy)

Yeah! and is it European or African?

Posted by: Guy on the bridge at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (llON8)

96 93 >>> Everyone in in this looks kinda dejected.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)


I'm havin' the time of my life! Weeeeeeee!
Posted by: The Jug On The Bench at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (XXeDg)

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"The things I've seen..."
-The bench

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

97 Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Horse! Oh, she is a naughty horsey, and she must pay the penalty.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (mD/uy)

98 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)

99 Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, It's a Violin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (FVME7)

100 Yeah! and is it European or African?
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The Subcuntinent, mostly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (Dc2NZ)

101 1. Never shake a man's hand sitting down.
2. Don't enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all...
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (uXonU)

102 Life looked like such a dusty existence in those days.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (VwHCD)

103 Tend to what? Are we going to need a new horse?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (9ZHSu)

104 Everyone in in this looks kinda dejected.
----

Even the horse!
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton

The horse knows the guy's gonna start singin'

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (arJlL)

105 78 10th Law:

You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)


This sounds awfully restrictive.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (F0YaR)

106 I hate to flaunt my ignorance so publicly, but what exactly is the "tenth law?"
Posted by: 496

It used to be the 'Eleventh Law" but then, five was right out.

So. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (mD/uy)

107 Gonna be some banging after the hanging.

Country rap.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (UvMeP)

108 Is that a laden or unladen Swallow?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM


*gulp*

Unladen, now.

Posted by: Kamala at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (m+jkK)

109 A mustang is a woman's horse!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (UHVv4)

110 Absolutely love this picture!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (hlxe7)

111 106 I hate to flaunt my ignorance so publicly, but what exactly is the "tenth law?"
Posted by: 496

It used to be the 'Eleventh Law" but then, five was right out.

So. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (mD/uy)

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And the Lord did grin.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (VJsqe)

112 I had a question but I answered it while waiting for the 100 comment rule to expire ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (nLrWw)

113 I humbly withdraw my proposal to end the practice of art thread nooding.

It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (DtPyH)

114 113 I humbly withdraw my proposal to end the practice of art thread nooding.

It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (DtPyH)

=========

See what being the fun police brings?

Not but penury and suffering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

115 There's still a 100 Comment Rule?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)

116 ABC News
@ABC
.@GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."

-
We need some "I did that" stickers for Alec.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (FVME7)

117 113 I humbly withdraw my proposal to end the practice of art thread nooding.

It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (DtPyH)

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In that case, I'll go tell the others right away!

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (VJsqe)

118 One riot, one ranger.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 09:50 AM (sX1BW)

119 So what are the other nine laws ?
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Possession!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:50 AM (UHVv4)

120 10th Law:

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:51 AM (yrol0)

121

I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 03, 2021 09:51 AM (nbXPl)

122 Is the hammer that thingy that goes up?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:51 AM (FVME7)

123 116 ABC News
@ABC
.@GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."

-
We need some "I did that" stickers for Alec.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (FVME7)
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Baldwin: He listen man, I'm the victim here.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (G0vdT)

124 I googled 10th law and all I got was the possession bit (#119) and the 10th amendment (#120). I didn't think either one applied here, but I am pretty slow to catch on to things.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (VJsqe)

125 >>> 116 ABC News
@ABC
.@GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."

-
We need some "I did that" stickers for Alec.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (FVME7)

Feeling guilt requires a conscience. Now, if the families win a lawsuit, maybe he'll feel a little pinch in his checkbook.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (llON8)

126 Everyone in in this looks kinda dejected.
-----------------------------
Why the long face, Mr Ed??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (UHVv4)

127 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (uXonU)


Shouldn't you get a few bids first?

Posted by: Edward Snowden at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (F0YaR)

128 Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It
++++
Such toxic masculinity. She's a strong, powerful, fierce woman and she doesn't need no man to tend to her horses!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021


***
Wait until the Apaches or Comanches surround the homestead like in Hondo. She'll wish the sheriff was with her then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (txdEq)

129 This painting is very Triggering!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)

130 *enters where elf caps*
*sings*

Out there on Wall street markets fall
Thanks to policies of Senile Joe
Plummeting stocks retirees need
All to satisfy Dumb Joe's greed
Oh, no no go away Joe
Oh, no no fuck you Joe
Middle class woes but you don't care
You get your ten percent a sniff girl's hair
*bows*
*exits stage right*

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (5NkmN)

131 American Thinker has a article up on Alec confession that is on someone else but not him. His claim story is growing.
The lawsuit coming will get to the real story unless he pays out under the table.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (TeuoI)

132 You can tell his paintings are in the 20's . He paints his females with 20's hairdos.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (cQd8v)

133 Mary Pickford and Sam Elliott!

What do I win?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (mZ3xv)

134 cool, we've cleared 100 so OT from last thread

Ned Kelley's Last Stand - Kowloon 1986 - never met an Aussie before then
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 09:29 AM (5iUNf)

Boswell, god I loved that place. hit it 7 times between 93 and 96. Hong Kong was a favorite port, and Kowloon was the best. I lost most of a day in that place since we got there for lunch and it was my birfday...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (8D42x)

135 a = and

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (5NkmN)

136 That'll be me, only I'll use a pic of a crawfish. (Local: "What the HELL is that thing?" Me: "How are house prices around here?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (txdEq)

I get the impression that you aren't completely happy living in N.O.

It's subtle, but I am getting that vibe...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (Q9lwr)

137 10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM


The Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust whitey.

Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (m+jkK)

138 >>> 127 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (uXonU)

Shouldn't you get a few bids first?
Posted by: Edward Snowden at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (F0YaR)

No, dummy, you only share if you *don't* get paid. IYKWWM.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE. at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (llON8)

139 "I can let you ride away on this horse today for just $99 down and $99 a month for 48 months."

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (VJsqe)

140 @GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."

-------------

From a legal standpoint, it would be inadvisable to answer that question. But his answer is silly. He should be prosecuted. I suspect he will plea out on a reckless handling of a firearm charge.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (sX1BW)

141 >>I love the name "Eagle of Delight".
Posted by: All Hail Eris


You can't tell from the Denver Art Museum website, but the Victor Higgins paintings were luminous - gorgeous colors! All of the Taos painting were great. We wondering how many people miss this collection because it's on the top floor of the old building, as far from the fancy new entrance and special exhibit space as one can get.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (bDqIh)

142 10th Law:

You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021


***
Aw, you people are no fun!

Posted by: Trelane, Squire of Gothos at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (txdEq)

143 BabylonBee: German Health Minister: 'We Must Take Large Groups Of Unvaccinated And Concentrate Them Into Special Camps'

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

144 131 American Thinker has a article up on Alec confession that is on someone else but not him. His claim story is growing.
The lawsuit coming will get to the real story unless he pays out under the table.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (TeuoI)

-----

"It was the hidden sniper on the set! I learned somewhere that it ain't art if there's no sniper in it ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (mZ3xv)

145
Ain't That a Kick in the Head? - a limerick

A cowpoke named Homer B. Flatt
Had a brain purt' near big as a gnat
He was terribly dense
Just an ounce of horse sense
That he kept in a ten gallon hat

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (m45I2)

146 Expressed in gen-u-wine frontier gibberish that horse is 'bout done for and the sheriff volunteered to plug him, to put him out of his misery.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (9ZHSu)

147 Greetings:

"I sprang to the stirrup and Joris and he.
I galloped, Dirk galloped, we galloped all three"

Anapest forever !!!

Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (uuklp)

148 The Tenth Law of Thermodynamics states:
In a topologically-complete 21-dimensional system with an open boundary, entropic effects reduce to irrelevance.

Posted by: Fake Physics, Fifth Edition at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (DU+/6)

149 I humbly withdraw my proposal to end the practice of art thread nooding.

It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM


Sometimes the only way young'uns learn is through experience.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)

150 The Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust whitey.
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 03, 2021


***
The Lord choves a leerful giver

Posted by: Trelane, Squire of Gothos at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (txdEq)

151 >>> 128 Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It
++++
Such toxic masculinity. She's a strong, powerful, fierce woman and she doesn't need no man to tend to her horses!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021

***
Wait until the Apaches or Comanches surround the homestead like in Hondo. She'll wish the sheriff was with her then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (txdEq)

Our fast-action social workers will leap into service and resolve the conflict peacefully!

Posted by: Super SMAHHHHRRRT Police Defunders at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (llON8)

152 Heck, Martha I don't know what happened.

I, I didn't have a good breakfast this morning is all, and that damn dog barked right then, you know I'm good for four, ... five minutes easy!
...
If that dog hadn't barked is all. And ... and why do you have to always wear that fine hat you know I can't l last but a few moments lookin' down at a sexy mushroom!

GuuulDarnit!


https://bit.ly/3og94mJ

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (XXeDg)

153 115 There's still a 100 Comment Rule?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)


Try posting about your vasectomy at CBD comment #78, and find out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (F0YaR)

154 BabylonBee: German Health Minister: 'We Must Take Large Groups Of Unvaccinated And Concentrate Them Into Special Camps'
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

And it's just a coincidence they all follow the same religion.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (cQd8v)

155 >>Our fast-action social workers will leap into service and resolve the conflict peacefully!



"Pffffft! Pikers."
-- Hannah Dustin

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (bDqIh)

156 >>> 143 BabylonBee: German Health Minister: 'We Must Take Large Groups Of Unvaccinated And Concentrate Them Into Special Camps'
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

Copycats.

Posted by: Australia at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (llON8)

157 The enforcement of the 100 comment rule is directly proportional to CBD's coffee intake for the morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

158 With the help of an interested friend and local attorney, Mr. Rossi proceeded to print, evaluate and count the tally sheets for Fulton County. It wasnt long before they found thousands to be missing, representing approximately 275,000 votes (half of the total).

Kemp just ask for a new audit of Fulton County.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)

159 That'll be me, only I'll use a pic of a crawfish. (Local: "What the HELL is that thing?" Me: "How are house prices around here?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021
*
I get the impression that you aren't completely happy living in N.O.

It's subtle, but I am getting that vibe...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021


***
My position statement on that is about as subtle as a sledgehammer blow to the head.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (txdEq)

160 "How many horsepower has it got?"

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (VJsqe)

161 The Tenth Law of Thermodynamics states:
In a topologically-complete 21-dimensional system with an open boundary, entropic effects reduce to irrelevance.
Posted by: Fake Physics, Fifth Edition at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM


Imagine a perfectly spherical cow ...

Posted by: Neil DeGrass Tyson at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)

162 154 BabylonBee: German Health Minister: 'We Must Take Large Groups Of Unvaccinated And Concentrate Them Into Special Camps'
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

And it's just a coincidence they all follow the same religion.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (cQd8v)

========

"Southern evangelical Christian?!"
-American Jews

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

163 Ned Kelley's Last Stand
---

I've been there!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

164 Looks like she's coveting his horse.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (cQd8v)

165 "Pffffft! Pikers."
-- Hannah Dustin
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM


A most cromulent local reference.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (m+jkK)

166 TJM, let's not open that can o' worms again.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

167 Anapest forever !!!
Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021


***
Sounds like a new brand of roach spray!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (txdEq)

168 "But are you sure a gunshot to his head will cure his limp?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (VxC1e)

169 Ned Kelley's Last Stand
---

I've been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

Didja buy a paper ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)

170 @GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."



Typical asshole leftist "the gun did it"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (VwHCD)

171 166 TJM, let's not open that can o' worms again.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

=========

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

172 153 115 There's still a 100 Comment Rule?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)

Try posting about your vasectomy at CBD comment #78, and find out.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (F0YaR)

That would be so entertaining that even CBD wouldn't mind.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (Dc2NZ)

173 The Tenth Rule of Acquisition states:
A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one

Posted by: Ferengi Rules of Acquisition at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (DU+/6)

174 Greetings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4oiuJCCjw

Best Western ride-along music !!!

Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (uuklp)

175 *nods and smiles at TJM*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (Dc2NZ)

176 Sneaking Sallie through the alley
When up pops the wife

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (ZLI7S)

177 *considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930

Have Yoko SING Prometheus !

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (arJlL)

178 Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."

Typical asshole leftist "the gun did it"
=====

In fairness, my five-year-old is more of a libertarian, and he pulls the same shit.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (sGnvY)

179 Kemp just ask for a new audit of Fulton County.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)
--------

Where are getting that info. I'm lost as to the severity of this tally discrepancy.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

180 I get the impression that you aren't completely happy living in N.O.

It's subtle, but I am getting that vibe...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (Q9lwr)


He whines more than a tranny that has only 2nd gear left...

I live on the MS GC; same climate, much less griping. It's a freakin' choice. Move, fer G_d's sake.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (F0YaR)

181 158 With the help of an interested friend and local attorney, Mr. Rossi proceeded to print, evaluate and count the tally sheets for Fulton County. It wasnt long before they found thousands to be missing, representing approximately 275,000 votes (half of the total).

Kemp just ask for a new audit of Fulton County.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)

=========

So, Kemp wants to clean up Fulton County before they can tip the scales for Abrams and he loses his phony baloney job, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (LvTSG)

182 "Greed is eternal"

Tenth Rule of Acquisition

Posted by: Quark at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (CAJOC)

183 She has a pocket or pouch sewn onto her skirt near her right hand. Were women okay with carrying their keys with them back then, so they didn't get locked out while living miles from town?

She could keep a derringer in there too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (txdEq)

184 Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It

"Here, Ol'Yeller! C'mere boy!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (m45I2)

185 "And so The Dude found out what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps"

-Mysterious Cowboy

Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (/VWLE)

186 Ned Kelley's Last Stand
---
I've been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

I've been blackout in there before. and then ran with the hash house harriers in Kowloon...

it was a rough port call.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (8D42x)

187 I guess the new Sherriff isn't a POS like the last one.

"Florida teen arrested in threat against same high school in Parkland where 17 died in 2018 mass shooting."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (UHVv4)

188 >>> 170 @GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."



Typical asshole leftist "the gun did it"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (VwHCD)

Heh. "The [anyone and/or anything else but definitely NOT ME] did it."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (llON8)

189 I have now seen *three* different entries for the 10th Rule of Acquisition

#starTrek
#sloppyWriting

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (DU+/6)

190 "And so The Dude found out what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps"

-Mysterious Cowboy
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (/VWLE)
-------
You feed him scrambled eggs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (AlkyK)

191 The Tenth Law of Equine Table Manners: "Always Chew With Your Mouth Open."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (mZ3xv)

192
He whines more than a tranny that has only 2nd gear left...

I live on the MS GC; same climate, much less griping. It's a freakin' choice. Move, fer G_d's sake.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021


***
Trying to move, guv'nor. I'm going to have my SS kick in next year, take my pension, and -- if I can still afford it -- clear out.

The problem being that my lady friend Miss Linda loves it here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (txdEq)

193
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930


You've already mentioned the Movie With No Name today; quit weaseling like Psaki with an unanswerable question.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (F0YaR)

194 You can't tell from the Denver Art Museum website, but the Victor Higgins paintings were luminous - gorgeous colors! All of the Taos painting were great. We wondering how many people miss this collection because it's on the top floor of the old building, as far from the fancy new entrance and special exhibit space as one can get.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (bDqIh)

Probably because the staff consider those works to be rube, white person art that shows humanity and solid values and they prefer showing displays of canned artist poop, and anti-religious art.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (7bRMQ)

195

I'd hit it...

Posted by: Catherine The Great at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (K2SnJ)

196 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (VwHCD

Baldwin is a Lefty narcissistic asshole ( redundant) but I would like to think it was the word 'guilt' that formed his answer. I would like to hear what his answer would be if the question was Do you feel any responsibility for what happened? Probably the same answer but question less criminal in nature.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (cQd8v)

197 193 You've already mentioned the Movie With No Name today; quit weaseling like Psaki with an unanswerable question.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (F0YaR)

=========

THAT BIT WAS HILARIOUS AND YOU PEOPLE ARE HUMORLOUS RUBES!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

198 *does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

******

All shticks eventually lose their appeal, if they ever had any. Maybe it's time to let this one fade into obscurity. Please. For everybody's sake.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (m45I2)

199 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)

Try posting about your vasectomy at CBD comment #78, and find out.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM


There's a vas deferens between Eris and those who get vasectomies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)

200 I tried to make a most brilliant comment but I ran into a 500 internal error message.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (eGTCV)

201 Do you feel any responsibility for what happened? Probably the same answer but question less criminal in nature.

----------------

Not really.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (sX1BW)

202 Humorlous?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (AlkyK)

203 He whines more than a tranny that has only 2nd gear left...


I was trying to figure out how a choppadickoffame has gears for a second there. I'm shocked car guys get away with using the word "tranny" on YouTube still.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (ZGrMX)

204 I tried to make a most brilliant comment but I ran into a 500 internal error message.

---------------

If you can't make your comment without an ampersand, it wasn't as brilliant as you think. /s

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (sX1BW)

205 There's a vas deferens between Eris and those who get vasectomies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

SNORT! Geeze, this place.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (mD/uy)

206 >>> I tried to make a most brilliant comment but I ran into a 500 internal error message.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (eGTCV)


Using a text cleaner like this will help:

http://www.stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (XXeDg)

207 This guys knows how to ride hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (NsE9F)

208 And then he made me touch it...

Would hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (mDnRM)

209 Alec Baldwin: I shot the director but I didn't pull the trigger.

Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (88xKn)

210 She has a pocket or pouch sewn onto her skirt near her right hand. Were women okay with carrying their keys with them back then, so they didn't get locked out while living miles from town?

-----

Coin purse?

Everybody knows back then nobody had to lock their doors ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (mZ3xv)

211 Not really.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (sX1BW)

No really

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (cQd8v)

212 I've got the horse if you've got the saddle!

Posted by: Man with 'the horse' at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (TRGyz)

213 Heh. "The [anyone and/or anything else but definitely NOT ME] did it."
----------------------
Yes, I think he means real people -- the prop manager, firearms chick and her staff, alleged pissed-off MAGA union guy, anyone else -- and not the gun mysteriously fired line.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (UHVv4)

214 Alec Baldwin: I shot the director but I didn't pull the trigger.

Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (88xKn)
++++
That's my take. "I pointed the thing and dropped the hammer but I didn't pull the trigger, so it's not my fault."

Odd rationalization, that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (DU+/6)

215 189 I have now seen *three* different entries for the 10th Rule of Acquisition

#starTrek
#sloppyWriting
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (DU+/6)

-------------------------------------

I rather like the "Greed is eternal" version, as it seems like a mirror-universe version of the 10th commandment.

Posted by: No One at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (CAJOC)

216 You know you live in interesting times when a 30 minute chart looks like a 5 minute chart. Check out Fords open and where it is now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)

217 There's a vas deferens between Eris and those who get vasectomies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (m+jkK)

218 Cowgirls like leather and rope!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (mD/uy)

219 209 Alec Baldwin: I shot the director but I didn't pull the trigger.

Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (88xKn)

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Old and Busted: Magic Bullet Theory.
New Hotness: Magic Shooter Theory.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (mZ3xv)

220 >>> Coin purse?

Everybody knows back then nobody had to lock their doors ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (mZ3xv)


Castiron cellphone. They were a lot heavier back then.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:10 AM (XXeDg)

221 10th Law of Fight Club

"You STILL don't talk about Fight Club, dammit, how many times do I have to tell you?"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:10 AM (m45I2)

222 Dang it! 215 is me. I managed to post it before I finished my nic!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:10 AM (CAJOC)

223 You know you live in interesting times when a 30 minute chart looks like a 5 minute chart. Check out Fords open and where it is now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)
++++
Heh. Reminds me of a "rule" of analysis I once saw:
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)

224 198 Yes, it's time to retire the Prometheus jokes.

Posted by: Alien: Covenant at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (oUFht)

225 216 You know you live in interesting times when a 30 minute chart looks like a 5 minute chart. Check out Fords open and where it is now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)

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Algorithms will be the death of us all.

[h/t Skynet]

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (mZ3xv)

226 There's a vas deferens between Eris and those who get vasectomies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)


Polite golf clap.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (F0YaR)

227 LOLOLOL from the Bee:

Laid-Off Journalist Trying To Learn To Code Horrified To Discover The Code Is Binary

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (Dc2NZ)

228 I I I shot the director, but I didn't pull the trigger.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (LtGlA)

229 Polite golf clap.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (F0YaR)
++++
Polite? This ain't the book thread, Gnu!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)

230 That's my take. "I pointed the thing and dropped the hammer but I didn't pull the trigger, so it's not my fault."

=====

It's close enough to, "The armorer failed to train me properly," that I think maybe that's where he's going.

"Like any normal person, I had no idea that a gun could fire without pulling the trigger."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (sGnvY)

231 190 "And so The Dude found out what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps"

-Mysterious Cowboy
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (/VWLE)
-------
You feed him scrambled eggs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (AlkyK)

--------------------------

You ride his frozen corpse down the mountain like a sled.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (CAJOC)

232 I don't know if you remember this one. A few months back, someone posted a video of a local market. They had a couple of young women given tickets for trespassing, because they wouldn't mask up. Just found out that both stores are up for sale now. Before the Wuflu, they were packed and they had to expand parking. I definitely think their policies on masks had a lot to do with this. And they were slow to come up with pickup service.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (YynYJ)

233 223 You know you live in interesting times when a 30 minute chart looks like a 5 minute chart. Check out Fords open and where it is now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)
++++
Heh. Reminds me of a "rule" of analysis I once saw:
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.
---------------
Yep. Did that yesterday and got out of XOM and F and shorted like shit. I like the 30 minute chart.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (NsE9F)

234 179 Kemp just ask for a new audit of Fulton County.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)
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to officially kickoff his re-election campaign

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (rahKx)

235 @417 below argues that Roe is holding back a sea change of abortion restrictions.

I would go farther--Roe is holding back a sea change in the entire federal system.
Roe is the linchpin that "the federal government is the final authority on all questions" hangs on.
Overturning Roe would be second only to ending the Marbury rule in weakening the federal government.
Because overturning Roe would be an admission by the Court that "we must only address the Constitutionally of the law and can only uphold the law upon specific, clear Constitutional support."

Remember: Thomas has been on record for decades saying we need to overturn the Slaughterhouse case--economic liberty is as important as every other Constitutional right.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 10:13 AM (ATaz/)

236 If you can't make your comment without an ampersand, it wasn't as brilliant as you think.
------------------------
If it was a cut & paste, the "one-piece" ellipsis will also stop the comment from going through as well as en- and em-dashes.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:13 AM (UHVv4)

237 &&&&&&&&

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (LtGlA)

238 Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case. (Said by Tony, agreed on by Gibbs) 7x21 'Obsession'

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (yrol0)

239 237 &&&&&&&&
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (LtGlA)

========

Amazeballs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

240 It's close enough to, "The armorer failed to train me properly," that I think maybe that's where he's going.

"Like any normal person, I had no idea that a gun could fire without pulling the trigger."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton


Have him pick up the gun in court. Odds are, his finger will curl around the trigger immediately.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (uXonU)

241 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)

242 &&&&&&&&
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (LtGlA)
--------
You and your ampersand privilege...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (AlkyK)

243 So, Kemp wants to clean up Fulton County before they can tip the scales for Abrams and he loses his phony baloney job, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (LvTSG)


By Jove, I think this person has 'got it'. Trump has already endorsed his main challenger in the primary, Herschel Walker.

Flop sweats.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (F0YaR)

244 It's close enough to, "The armorer failed to train me properly," that I think maybe that's where he's going.
----------------------
He's been in something like 15 movies IIRC where he's fired a firearm.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (UHVv4)

245 >>> Heh. Reminds me of a "rule" of analysis I once saw:
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)


This would imply that people had glasses. Now I'm pert near blind and have about as thick lenses as you can make the very high-density polymers now. But I think I'm in the minority still.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (XXeDg)

246 243 By Jove, I think this person has 'got it'. Trump has already endorsed his main challenger in the primary, Herschel Walker.

Flop sweats.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (F0YaR)

=========

Walker is running for Senate, not governor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

247 >>By Jove, I think this person has 'got it'. Trump has already endorsed his main challenger in the primary, Herschel Walker.

Walker - Senator
Kemp - Governor

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)

248 There's a vas deferens between Eris and those who get vasectomies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)

Don't get snippy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (Q9lwr)

249 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)
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Die Hard. Alan Rickman.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (AlkyK)

250 43 Wonder what the Ninth Law is?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Is it talking about the ten commandments, and if so, what the heck happened? Who did the coveting? the horse?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (hlxe7)

251 245 >>> Heh. Reminds me of a "rule" of analysis I once saw:
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)


This would imply that people had glasses. Now I'm pert near blind and have about as thick lenses as you can make the very high-density polymers now. But I think I'm in the minority still.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (XXeDg)

---------------------------

Think of it as an opportunity. You could have a lucrative career in trend analysis with little competition!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (CAJOC)

252 There was no armorer. All they had was a chick whose father was an armorer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (LtGlA)

253 By Jove, I think this person has 'got it'. Trump has already endorsed his main challenger in the primary, Herschel Walker.

Flop sweats.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (F0YaR)
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Herschel (DGD!) is running for senate against Warnock.
Trump is pushing David Perdue to get into the Gov GPO primary, but he hasnt yet. Vernon Jones and others are already in the primary race as well.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (rahKx)

254 Walker - Senator
Kemp - Governor
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)

Abrams - Tank

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (yrol0)

255 @417 below argues that Roe is holding back a sea change of abortion restrictions.

I would go farther--Roe is holding back a sea change in the entire federal system.
Roe is the linchpin that "the federal government is the final authority on all questions" hangs on.

------------

That would be me @417, and I don't disagree with your added thoughts. Except that Marbury is not nearly as bad as many make it. Marbury is good law. Judicial supremacy is bad law.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (sX1BW)

256 He whines more than a tranny that has only 2nd gear left...
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (F0YaR)
++++
Is it bad that my mind went to song lyrics?

You got your hair permed
You got your dress on
Screaming that second gear
is such a turn-on


Probably bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (DU+/6)

257 "Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)

I don't think a muppet wearing very low-cut panties would be as riveting as Sigourney Weaver...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (Q9lwr)

258 &&&&&&&&
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (LtGlA)

========

Amazeballs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& """""""""""""""" '''''''

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (uXonU)

259 He's been in something like 15 movies IIRC where he's fired a firearm.
Posted by: andycanuck

And hasn't learned a thing, which would lead one to think he is a blithering idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (qpolg)

260 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

Any movie with Gary Oldman.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (cQd8v)

261 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM


Miss Piggy...the last survivor of the Nostromo. Alien never knew what hit it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (m+jkK)

262 78 10th Law:

You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)

I see you beat me to it. I'm still wondering who/what was coveted and who did the coveting?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (hlxe7)

263 249 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

----------------------
Fatal Attraction. Glenn Close

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (N39Ws)

264 The lady is wearing sensible shoes, which is sensible when you think about it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (eGTCV)

265 Mary Pickford and Richard Farnsworth.

With a special guest appearance by Wilford Brimley's mustache!

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (EqQ9Z)

266 Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment claims it found omicron in samples from Nov. 19 and 23.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (yrol0)

267 He's been in something like 15 movies IIRC where he's fired a firearm.

--------------

Now I'm reconsidering Hunt for Red October in a different light. One where he accidentally shoots Jonesy.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (sX1BW)

268 Except that Marbury is not nearly as bad as many make it. Marbury is good law. Judicial supremacy is bad law.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (sX1BW)

Bu, bu, but, then we'd have to do actual work. We couldn't blame the courts for us not getting things done.

Posted by: CONgress at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (7bRMQ)

269 247 >>By Jove, I think this person has 'got it'. Trump has already endorsed his main challenger in the primary, Herschel Walker.

Walker - Senator
Kemp - Governor

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)


My bad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (F0YaR)

270 Aiming is for closers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (mZ3xv)

271 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

Farscape

Claudia Black

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (cQd8v)

272 249 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

Christmas Vaca Snot the Dog

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (yrol0)

273 Fargo, keep Buscemi of course.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (XXeDg)

274 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

----------------------

Silent Running:

Dewey.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (Q9lwr)

275 Should we start referring to Alec Baldwin as Private Pyle?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (NsE9F)

276 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

----------------------------

Muppets Christmas Carol
Michael Caine
...
...
Wait, I don't think I did that right...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (CAJOC)

277 Red October

Keep Sean Connery

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (JZMvH)

278 Showgirls, keep Robert Davi

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (XXeDg)

279 With a special guest appearance by Wilford Brimley's mustache!

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (EqQ9Z)

Humph. Mine's better.

Posted by: Avery Schreiber at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)

280 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

-------------

Con Air

John Cusak

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (sX1BW)

281 She is seeing a man about a horse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (Pw26M)

282 To do it proper:

The Harry Potter series
The guy who plays Filch

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (CAJOC)

283 Burger King Is Selling Its Iconic Whopper for Just 37 cents This Weekend In celebration of 64 years of the Whopper, Burger King is rolling back prices on its signature sandwich

When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

284 Students can register their pronoun in use on CourseWorks via the Name & Pronouns Recording option:

Open a Chrome or Firefox web browser. (Note: Safari will not work for Name & Pronouns Recording recording.)

Columbia U hates Apple!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (yrol0)

285 >>My bad.

The overall point is correct. He's only doing this now because he is running for re-election. We've all known since November 2020 that Fulton County is what tipped the race for Biden and then for the Senate.

And when I say all I particularly mean Kemp.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (ZLI7S)

286 Big Trouble in Little China. Keep Kurt Russell.

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (sb+Cg)

287 Full metal jacket
R Lee Ermey.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (Pw26M)

288 283 Burger King Is Selling Its Iconic Whopper for Just 37 cents This Weekend In celebration of 64 years of the Whopper, Burger King is rolling back prices on its signature sandwich

When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

=========

There isn't a Burger King within 20 miles of my house.

And I don't live in the sticks.

It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (LvTSG)

289 Shane, keep Palance.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (XXeDg)

290 Greetings:

That Baldwin bit was a decent if demented try but for my personal favorite, I'm sticking with the guy who told the judge: "I was just standing on the corner, cleaning my knife when this guy ran up and jumped on it 27 times.".

Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (uuklp)

291 Humph. Mine's better.

Posted by: Avery Schreiber at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)

Sez you.

Posted by: Gene Shalit at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

292 Deathwish. Keep Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (DU+/6)

293 I think the word fret is underused!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)


i agree. Fret is a great word.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (gmo/4)

294 I'm laughing at imagining Keanu shooting all those muppets in John Wick.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (cQd8v)

295 Full metal jacket
R Lee Ermey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM


That would be effin' hilarious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (m+jkK)

296 Jaws: The Revenge, keep Michael Caine

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (oUFht)

297 The Muppet Movie

Steve Martin

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (yrol0)

298 You and your ampersand privilege...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (AlkyK)

-----

BTW, got a kick out of your "ampersand envy" reference the other evening. So obscure, even I'd forgotten about it ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (mZ3xv)

299 Can't wait to get into happy camp, but will be replaying The Great Escape

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (TeuoI)

300 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

*******

Cast Away
Keep Wilson

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (m45I2)

301 2001, A Space Odyssey, keep HAL

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (XXeDg)

302 Animal as Animal Mother?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (JZMvH)

303 287 Full metal jacket
R Lee Ermey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (Pw26M)


Lol can Private Pyle be Fozzie Bear? Instead of trying to restrain his laughter he just busts out with "Wakka wakka wakka!"

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (sb+Cg)

304 Rust

Alec Baldwin

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (yrol0)

305 280 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


Expanding the universe to include one actress,
anyone appearing topless.

*I rest my case*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (F0YaR)

306 283 Burger King Is Selling Its Iconic Whopper for Just 37 cents This Weekend In celebration of 64 years of the Whopper, Burger King is rolling back prices on its signature sandwich

When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

----------------------------

So was that considered cheap, reasonable, or a bit expensive for the time?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (CAJOC)

307 285 The overall point is correct. He's only doing this now because he is running for re-election. We've all known since November 2020 that Fulton County is what tipped the race for Biden and then for the Senate.

And when I say all I particularly mean Kemp.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (ZLI7S)

=========

Because the base has made it a cause to clean up elections, and the leadership is acting like they're afraid the base may punish them for not doing it.

The GOPe really, really thought things were going to be 2003 again after Trump was out of office. The sudden turn around of Mitch signaling that of course Trump has a future in the party a week after saying that Trump was the past back in January was the key.

If Mitch got shocked, imagine what the local GOPe are hearing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

308 Sin City. Keep Eva Green.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (eGTCV)

309 >>> 283 Burger King Is Selling Its Iconic Whopper for Just 37 cents This Weekend In celebration of 64 years of the Whopper, Burger King is rolling back prices on its signature sandwich

When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

They cook that fake meat crap on the same grill. Pass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (llON8)

310 Sez you.

Posted by: Gene Shalit at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

Mine was best.

Posted by: Zombie Billy Brown at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (7bRMQ)

311 BTW, got a kick out of your "ampersand envy" reference the other evening. So obscure, even I'd forgotten about it ... ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (mZ3xv)
------
I try to keep track of the...eccentricities...around here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (AlkyK)

312 You have to join some kind of Burger King discount club.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (LtGlA)

313 Rambo First Blood part 1

Keep Dennehy

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (flINI)

314
Harvey.

Harvey.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (mZ3xv)

315 I'm laughing at imagining Keanu shooting all those muppets in John Wick.

As someone on the Twats suggested, imagine the high piles of stuffing afterwards.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)

316 Ghost, keep Demi

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (XXeDg)

317 HAL 9000, "I'm sorry Dr. Honeydew I can not let you interfere with the mission."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (JZMvH)

318 296 Jaws: The Revenge, keep Michael Caine
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (oUFht)

----------------------------

You're a right git, you know that?

Posted by: Michael Caine at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (CAJOC)

319 Witness

Kellys tits

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (yrol0)

320 The Big Lebowski. Keep whoever played Jesus.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (nfrXX)

321 @209

>>Alec Baldwin: I shot the director but I didn't pull the trigger.Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?

As has been said, pulling back the hammer before it locks out and letting it go is essentially pulling the trigger.

The fact that he said he feels no guilt over what happened reveals he's a degenerate human scum bag.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (N3AHg)

322 Wild Things. Keep Denise Richards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (DU+/6)

323 Castaway

Keep Wilson

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (flINI)

324 Debbie Does Dallas

Debbie

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (m+jkK)

325 317 HAL 9000, "I'm sorry Dr. Honeydew I can not let you interfere with the mission."
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (JZMvH)

========

Beaker's "me's" filling the soundtrack as he goes out to fix the antenna instead of Frank Poole's breathing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

326 Deep Throat

Linda Lovelace

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (cQd8v)

327 Caligula, keep Helen

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (XXeDg)

328 I try to keep track of the...eccentricities...around here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (AlkyK)

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Heh. You're gonna need a bigger hard drive ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (mZ3xv)

329 Fatal Attraction. Glenn Close
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

===

Those sex scenes! Wokka wokka wokka indeed!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (O6DoG)

330 318 296 Jaws: The Revenge, keep Michael Caine
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (oUFht)

----------------------------

You're a right git, you know that?
Posted by: Michael Caine at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (CAJOC)

========

There's a nice house in it for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

331 Can't wait to get into happy camp, but will be replaying The Great Escape

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (TeuoI)

I'd end up in Escape from Stalag Luft 112B.

Posted by: Zombie Billy Brown at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (7bRMQ)

332 >>> 321 @209

>>Alec Baldwin: I shot the director but I didn't pull the trigger.Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?

As has been said, pulling back the hammer before it locks out and letting it go is essentially pulling the trigger.

The fact that he said he feels no guilt over what happened reveals he's a degenerate human scum bag.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (N3AHg)

He's an actor. Wait, that's exactly what *you* said.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (llON8)

333 Wild Things. Keep Denise Richards.

--------------

I'm sorry, we are going to need to keep two actresses for this one.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (sX1BW)

334 Debbie Does Dallas

Debbie
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (m+jkK)

Damn perv horde mind

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (cQd8v)

335 Glengarry Glen Ross, keep Alec


heh

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (XXeDg)

336 Rain Man, keep Dustin Hoffman

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (sb+Cg)

337 A Muppet Walter Sobchak would be awesome. So I also nominate "The Big Lebowski", keeping Jeff Bridges. Seeing as The Dude wandered through life mildly baked, being surrounded by felt puppets wouldn't be that discombobulating.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (Dc2NZ)

338 Damn perv horde mind
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM


I'm just amazed that wasn't posted sooner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)

339 Burger King Is Selling Its Iconic Whopper for Just 37 cents

Coincidentally, they are also cleaning their restaurants for the first time in years. The sale ends when can't find any more stuff in nooks and crannies.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (l0Lgi)

340 As someone on the Twats suggested, imagine the high piles of stuffing afterwards.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)
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You haven't seen "The Happytime Murders", have you?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (AlkyK)

341 There isn't a Burger King within 20 miles of my house.

Getting to be that way around here too. The one really local disappeared during the virus.

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (8erNz)

342 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
*
"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021
-----
Die Hard. Alan Rickman.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021


***
The JJ Abrams Star Trek. Keep Zachary Quinto.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (txdEq)

343 Then come and sit by my side if you love me. Do not hasten to bid me adieu. Just remember the Red River Valley and the cowboy that's loved you so true.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (gmo/4)

344 320 The Big Lebowski. Keep whoever played Jesus.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (nfrXX)

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The great John Turturro.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (mZ3xv)

345 Basic Instinct
Sharon Stone

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (eGTCV)

346 The Holy Grail

Keep Zoot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)

347 I was gonna make a great comment, but then I got high
I was typin' up a storm for real, but then I got high
But 500 error killed that noise, and I know why...

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (OUMaO)

348 GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
_____________

LOL. "I was the one holding the gun, pointing the gun, and firing the gun, but I am totally not responsible for shooting the gun!"

Very convincing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (k4dH2)

349 All of this fretting is sure to bring about dis-chord.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (BPuaD)

350 Predator. Keep the Predator.

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (sb+Cg)

351 341 There isn't a Burger King within 20 miles of my house.

Getting to be that way around here too. The one really local disappeared during the virus.

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (8erNz)

=========

Ours vanished because the guy who owned the local franchises was a complete crook who disappeared one day when a massive tax bill got made public that he hadn't paid on in years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

352 Sin City. Keep Eva Green.

You're going to give up nude Carla Gugino? Who are you and what are you doing here?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (nfrXX)

353 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

******

The Biden administration

Keep Adm. Richard Levine

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (m45I2)

354 Hunt for Red October. Keep Sean Connery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (txdEq)

355 I don't think a muppet wearing very low-cut panties would be as riveting as Sigourney Weaver...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (Q9lwr)

To be fair, I don't think we truly comprehend how deep Beakers range is.

Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (/VWLE)

356 344 320 The Big Lebowski. Keep whoever played Jesus.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (nfrXX)

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The great John Turturro.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (mZ3xv)

=========

I could see Kermit in that role.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

357 Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Keep Phoebe Cates.

Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (OWf+s)

358 Muppet apes at the Dawn of Man... duh duh dun dun!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (JZMvH)

359 Average Wage 1969: $9,430
Anerage Wage 2021: $53,490 (567%)

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

360 The Biden administration

Keep Adm. Richard Levine
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (m45I2)


Then, try to tell the difference

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (sb+Cg)

361 352 Sin City. Keep Eva Green.

You're going to give up nude Carla Gugino? Who are you and what are you doing here?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (nfrXX)

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To be fair, they are in different Sin City movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

362 If a dog is humping my leg...i have a right to kick it off?

You have no rights next to a leftist dog.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (UvMeP)

363 330 TJM, and that was the only good thing about that movie.

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (oUFht)

364 Titanic, keep the iceberg

Posted by: Tofer732 at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (GcxM3)

365 Then come and sit by my side if you love me. Do not hasten to bid me adieu. Just remember the Red River Valley and the cowboy that's loved you so true.
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021


***
"A man oughta do what he thinks is best."
-- Hondo Lane

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (txdEq)

366 The GOPe really, really thought things were going to be 2003 again after Trump was out of office.
--
Which is mind-boggling.
Think about how far out of touch you would have to be to be THAT wrong about the average Republican voter.

And you'd still need a set of binoculars to see McConnell, McCarthy, et al.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (ATaz/)

367 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

Ben Hur - Keep Charlton Heston

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (gmo/4)

368 Die Hard. Alan Rickman.

Anything with Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (nfrXX)

369 Metropolis

Keep Rotwang

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (JZMvH)

370 Thelma and Louise

Keep the car or get Brian Dennehy to play the mountain.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (UHVv4)

371 Historian James Holland looks at war movies.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NrRTFMaL0LE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (FVME7)

372 Woman allegedly caught 'breastfeeding a cat' on a plane

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

373 Independence Day, keep Randy Quaid.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (XXeDg)

374 GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"

For something that *I* did? What are you, crazy? Of course not.

Posted by: Alec B. at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (lDew/)

375 Fitzcarraldo. Keep the boat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (NsE9F)

376 It's hard to believe that "Die Hard" was Rickman's first big movie.

Way to hit the ground running.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (DU+/6)

377 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

Ben Hur - Keep Charlton Heston
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM


Planet of the Apes.

Ditto.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (m+jkK)

378 GWTW - Vivien Leigh

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (KAi1n)

379 Star Wars
Alec Guinness

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (CAJOC)

380 Goodfellas

Ray Liotti

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (cQd8v)

381 Greetings:

I've long wondered why people find the "testimonies" of actors and actresses, people who have some expertise in portraying the emotions and speaking the words of others, interesting or worse convincing.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (uuklp)

382 JustTheNews: Biden tries to define away ongoing supply chain crisis, declare victory

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

383 366 Which is mind-boggling.
Think about how far out of touch you would have to be to be THAT wrong about the average Republican voter.

And you'd still need a set of binoculars to see McConnell, McCarthy, et al.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (ATaz/)

==========

Yeah. They're political imbeciles. And they run the Republican Congressional caucuses.

I completely understand the apathy and antagonism many conservatives feel towards the Republican Party taking over Congress next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

384 Sin City. Keep Eva Green.

You're going to give up nude Carla Gugino? Who are you and what are you doing here?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (nfrXX)
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Carla's in "Sin City", Eva's in "Sin City 2". We can have both!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (AlkyK)

385 Two Weeks Notice. Keep Reese Witherspoon.

(note: I make this suggestion only because the notion is completely absurd and pointless when applied to anything in the rom-com genre)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (DU+/6)

386 Expanding the universe to include one actress,
anyone appearing topless.
*I rest my case*
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM


I'm your huckleberry, and I'll try to make sure your "case" doesn't get any rest.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (a3Q+t)

387 Planet of the Apes.

Ditto.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (m+jkK)

Damn Dirty Muppets !!

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (cQd8v)

388 372 Woman allegedly caught 'breastfeeding a cat' on a plane
____________

She must have steel nipples, because cats have very sharp teeth and sandpaper tongues.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (k4dH2)

389 Ben Hur - Keep Charlton Heston
---------------
This script needs to be adapted to a motorcycle gang theme.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (NsE9F)

390 There isn't a Burger King within 20 miles of my house.
Getting to be that way around here too. The one really local disappeared during the virus.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (8erNz)

Fast food joints like BK, Mickey D's, Church's, Poppa Johns etc. are in business to keep the ghetto denizens fed.

No one cooks in Da Ghetto no more.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (mDnRM)

391 GWTW - Vivien Leigh
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (KAi1n)


Who are you keeping from Revenge of the Nerds???

Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (OWf+s)

392 Hunter Biden, foreign agent plotted investment meeting with Serbian president and oligarchs, emails show

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (RHGPo)

393 Reservoir Dogs, keep Tim Roth

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (XXeDg)

394 368 Die Hard. Alan Rickman.

Anything with Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (nfrXX)

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I don't know. I think if it were Galaxy Quest, I'd keep Tony Shalhoub

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (CAJOC)

395 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


Twelve Angry Men

Henry Fonda

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (j9HX3)

396 Deathwish. Keep Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021


***
Jurassic Park. Ditto.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (txdEq)

397 This isn't my fault, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

398 Road Warrior

Keep Mel Gibson.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (m+jkK)

399 Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead. Keep Christpher Lloyd.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (DU+/6)

400 REAL Average Hourly Earnings Growth Falls To -1.378% YoY In November Jobs Report

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (RHGPo)

401 391 GWTW - Vivien Leigh
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (KAi1n)

Who are you keeping from Revenge of the Nerds???
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (OWf+s)

---------------------------

The head cheerleader girl.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (CAJOC)

402 Fast Times at Ridgemont High - I think you all know who we're keeping

Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (FJYfm)

403 In the heat of the night (Steiger) Kermit as Poitier?

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (fMhOl)

404 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


***
Jaws. Keep Richard Dreyfuss.

No, wait. Robert Shaw.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (txdEq)

405 Blazing Saddles.
Keep Madeline Kahn

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (N39Ws)

406 Prometheus - all Muppets

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (JZMvH)

407 True Romance. Keep Christopher Walken.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (DU+/6)

408 Woman allegedly caught 'breastfeeding a cat' on a plane

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

Caught? It's not illegal is it?

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (AwYPR)

409 The Dreamers - Keep Eva Green

(movie sucked, Eva was nekid most of the time though)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (OTXUv)

410 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


Downfall - Keep Alexandra Maria Lara

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (gmo/4)

411 Citizen Kane

keep Orson only

come on that would be pretty funny

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (j9HX3)

412 350 Predator. Keep the Predator.
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (sb+Cg)
---

Whose skull and spine does he rip out?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (Dc2NZ)

413 I don't think a muppet wearing very low-cut panties would be as riveting as Sigourney Weaver...
--------------------------
The skinny chick in Dr Teeth's rock band ... Electric Mayhem.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)

414 Any Meryl Streep movie except replace her with a Muppet and keep all the other actors.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (eGTCV)

415 406 Prometheus - all Muppets


I don't even know if this would help!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (j9HX3)

416 The Dreamers - Keep Eva Green

(movie sucked, Eva was nekid most of the time though)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (OTXUv)
++++
:: adds "The Dreamers" to his "closely examine at a later date" list ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (DU+/6)

417 409 The Dreamers - Keep Eva Green

(movie sucked, Eva was nekid most of the time though)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (OTXUv)

=========

I popped my DVD in a couple of weeks ago of The Dreamers just cause, and her nudity is what starts the DVD main menu.

Europeans, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

418 Leaving Las Vegas

Elizabeth Shue

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (cQd8v)

419 Fast Times at Ridgemont High - I think you all know who we're keeping
Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (FJYfm)


Fistbump from me at 357

Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (OWf+s)

420 Good morning!

I love the painting. On hundred years ago or so, judging by Sallie's hairdo. Different world, where the Law went after the bad guys.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (Rbu5d)

421 The skinny chick in Dr Teeth's rock band ... Electric Mayhem.


that's Janice just FYI

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (j9HX3)

422 Airplane

Keep Barbara Billingsley

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (flINI)

423 All of this fretting is sure to bring about dis-chord.
----------------------
Sorry, Dr Bone, but we've already crossed that bridge.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)

424 The Wages of Fear, keep the nitroglycerin

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (XXeDg)

425 Jaws. Keep Richard Dreyfuss.

No, wait. Robert Shaw.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (txdEq)
---

Just to see him eaten by a big stuffed fish.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (Dc2NZ)

426 Fast Times - gotta keep Sea Penn. kinda apropos

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (KAi1n)

427 418 Leaving Las Vegas

Elizabeth Shue


would really change the feel of that pivotal scene

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)

428 410 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


Downfall - Keep Alexandra Maria Lara
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (gmo/4)

------------------------

Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)

429 True Lies

Toss up between Jamie Lee Curtis and Bill Paxton.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (m+jkK)

430 The skinny chick in Dr Teeth's rock band ... Electric Mayhem.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)
------
Janis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (AlkyK)

431 Falling Down; keep Robert Duvall

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (DTX3h)

432 Breastfeeding a Cat on an Airplane, keep the cat

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (XXeDg)

433 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
_________

Can we do it in reverse? One muppet, and the rest of the actors stay? In which case, I nominate Castaway, and the muppet replaces Tom Hanks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (k4dH2)

434 428 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)

=========

Animal in the Steiner scene would be perfect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

435 Any Meryl Streep movie except replace her with a Muppet and keep all the other actors.

Posted by: N.L. Urker

------------

Now that is a good comment.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (sX1BW)

436 398 Road Warrior

Keep Mel Gibson.
-------------
Mel wasn't Lord Humongus. They need to make a prequel that explains how Lord Humongus became Lord Humongus.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (NsE9F)

437 Airplane

Keep Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (flINI)


Shiiiiiiiit (Golly!)

Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (OWf+s)

438 I didn't realize until recently that Sam Elliot is the voice of Smokey Bear. Now I can't unhear it.

Apparently, Roger C. Carmel also did the voice for many years.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (vuisn)

439 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM


Sam the eagle?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (m+jkK)

440 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)
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Gonzo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (AlkyK)

441 would really change the feel of that pivotal scene
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)

I assume you mean raped by muppets?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (cQd8v)

442 Snakes on a Plane, keep Jackson, the snakes must be muppets

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (XXeDg)

443 Deliverance
Keep the Georgia redneck buggerer

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (N39Ws)

444 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)

Sam the Eagle of course. He's just like Hitler!!!1

Posted by: Leftist at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (7bRMQ)

445 that's Janice just FYI
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Yes, that sounds familiar!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (UHVv4)

446
Streets of Fire

keep Willem Dafoe

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (DUIap)

447 15...We used to get the SEP when I was a kid. I loved it. It had reprints from all the old issues and I glommed onto the Rockwell and Leyendecker illustrations.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ)

We did, too. And LIFE magazine.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (Rbu5d)

448 435 Any Meryl Streep movie except replace her with a Muppet and keep all the other actors.

Posted by: N.L. Urker

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Now that is a good comment.
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So Lambchops Choice?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (NsE9F)

449 439 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?


I mean, Fozzie Bear, clearly

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (j9HX3)

450 422 Airplane

Keep Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (flINI)

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And instead of the two black guys, you've got Animal and the Swedish Chef.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (CAJOC)

451 Mel wasn't Lord Humongus. They need to make a prequel that explains how Lord Humongus became Lord Humongus.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM


True. I was trying to picture a Muppet Lord Humongus. Maybe Sweetums in a face colander.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (m+jkK)

452 Predator. Keep the Predator.
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021
*
Whose skull and spine does he rip out?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021


***
Miss Piggy's!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (txdEq)

453 441 would really change the feel of that pivotal scene
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)

I assume you mean raped by muppets?


yea lol

we can do The Accused also, keep Jodie

I'm sorry it's wrong to be amused by this, right?

also if we switch it I'd like to do Silence of the Lambs but replace Hopkins with Kermit

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (j9HX3)

454 Maybe Sweetums in a face colander.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (m+jkK)
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I'll take "things that have never been said before" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (DU+/6)

455 21...I should think a crawfish playing a clarinet would be hangable.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)

...on a streetcar. You forgot streetcar.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (Rbu5d)

456 449 439 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?


I mean, Fozzie Bear, clearly
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (j9HX3)

That actually works. Although, Kermit has the arm flailing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (csEWM)

457 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

The Day the Clown Cried

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (vuisn)

458 And instead of the two black guys, you've got Animal and the Swedish Chef.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM


That's some genius casting right there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (m+jkK)

459 449 439 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?

***

Animal

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (flINI)

460 457 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS


I think this would improve Joker actually

no humans tho just muppets

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (j9HX3)

461 439 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?


I mean, Fozzie Bear, clearly

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (j9HX3)


Gonzo

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (gmo/4)

462 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. His name? I named him Brandon.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (axyOa)

463 Superman. (Any of them). Keep Superman

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (mZOHK)

464 And instead of the two black guys, you've got Animal and the Swedish Chef.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (CAJOC)

Ha! I almost lost all my coffee.

Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (/VWLE)

465 This is Spinaltap, keep Christopher Guest, the director is also required to become a muppet and then be detonated in a bomb safe enclosure.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (XXeDg)

466 Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?

Imma go with Fozzie with an actual toothbrush stuck to his face.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (nfrXX)

467 9 1/2 weeks. Keep Kim Bassinger.

DISCLAIMER: It is strongly recommended that you put on a blindfold prior to viewing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (DU+/6)

468 Last Tango in Paris - keep Maria Schneider

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (OTXUv)

469 Silent Movie

Marcel Marseau

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (flINI)

470 458 And instead of the two black guys, you've got Animal and the Swedish Chef.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM

That's some genius casting right there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (m+jkK)

Animal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

SC: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)

471 Willard
Crispin Glover

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (CAJOC)

472 Ha! I almost lost all my coffee.
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM


It's a good thing I'm alone in my office. I'm about crying laughing with these.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (m+jkK)

473 I bet that sheriff's gun doesn't go off by itself.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (GYllL)

474 471 Willard
Crispin Glover


that would be ... kind of cute

how about when Harrison Ford named his two sons Willard and Ben after the films?

he did a lot of drugs, didn't he?

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (j9HX3)

475 The Muppet Movie.

Keep Milton Berle.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2021 10:44 AM (p+1gI)

476 BASEketball. Keep Earnest Borgnine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:44 AM (DU+/6)

477 Requiem for a Dream

Keep Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)

478 The Thief, The Cook, The Wife, and Her Lover

keep Helen Mirren.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (OTXUv)

479 Nightmare on Elmstreet, keep Heather Langenkamp

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (XXeDg)

480 Rust - Keep Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (FJYfm)

481 Seven.

Keep Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)

482 PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

Bram Stowers Dracula, keep Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (/VWLE)

483 Titanic. Keep Kate Winslett and her splendid rack.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (DU+/6)

484 78 10th Law:

You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)

[waves]

Posted by: The Ten Commandments. at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (Rbu5d)

485 Dirty Harry

keep Andrew Robinson

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (OTXUv)

486 Sounds like slo joe is sick.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (qpolg)

487 Bram Stoker's Dracula. Keep Gary Oldam as Dracula. I'd like to see Miss Piggy take Winona Ryder's role.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (eGTCV)

488 I have now seen *three* different entries for the 10th Rule of Acquisition

#starTrek
#sloppyWriting
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (DU+/6)

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I rather like the "Greed is eternal" version, as it seems like a mirror-universe version of the 10th commandment.

Posted by: No One at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (CAJOC)

I'm kinda partial to Rule #242- More is good...all is better.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (VwHCD)

489 John Wick

Keep Keanu. Kill the muppets.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)

490 If you expand it to all Jim Henson puppets you could get a pretty good movie.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (cQd8v)

491 The Dark Crystal

Keep...um...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

492 481

Kermit Brad Pitt: "What's in the box?!

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

* hysterical arm flailing *

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:48 AM (oUFht)

493 Tenth!

Posted by: Half Dozen at December 03, 2021 10:48 AM (Cem4/)

494 Labyrinth. Keep David Bowie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:48 AM (DU+/6)

495 Train to Busan.

Keep Chad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (csEWM)

496 #430 Thanks and sorry; I read #421 first!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (UHVv4)

497 The Wild Bunch

keep William Holden

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (OTXUv)

498 Keanu movies keeping Keanu all seem hilarious.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (cQd8v)

499 Back to the Future

Keep the Delorean

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (txdEq)

500 498 Keanu movies keeping Keanu all seem hilarious.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (cQd8v)

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Whoa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

501 Sounds like slo joe is sick.
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (qpolg)


Just now figuring that out?

Posted by: Every 10 year-old girl who has visited the White House at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (FJYfm)

502 Pulp Fiction

Keep John Travolta.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (m+jkK)

503 502 Pulp Fiction

Keep John Travolta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (m+jkK)

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Who plays the gimp?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

504 Pulp Fiction

Keep John Travolta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021


***
I'd rather keep Uma Thurman!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (txdEq)

505 The entire "Harry Potter" franchise. Keep Alan Rickman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (DU+/6)

506 300.

Keep Lena Heddy(sp?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (csEWM)

507 The Shawshank Redemption

Keep Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (m+jkK)

508 Who plays the gimp?



Big Bird (ok, not really a Muppet)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (OTXUv)

509 Rule .303

---Harry Harbord Morant

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (iCTKF)

510 Cool. I have a blog now ... damn.

Why is pixy blocking my blog ?

Posted by: ydobon at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (sRAsV)

511 9 Bracing myself for the 100% chance of snow furries as predicted by the weather app.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (Dc2NZ)

It's snowing furries??? And I thought we had it tough here in so. Cal.....

Posted by: Ananymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (X7B6O)

512 Bloodsport
Keep Bolo Yeung (Chong Li)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (CAJOC)

513 From Dusk Til Dawn

Keep Harvey Keitel

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)

514 Pulp Fiction

Keep John Travolta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (m+jkK)

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Who plays the gimp?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (LvTSG)


You can never go wrong with Swedish Chef or Beaker

Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (FJYfm)

515 Listening to Biden. Sounds terrible. Would not be surprised if he ends up with a respiratory issue by the end of the weekend.

Posted by: Blackstone at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (9byfS)

516 If any of you were worried that our hand basket to Hell wasn't going fast enough . . .

European Union's LGBT Ambassador Poses For Photo Op As Transgender Virgin Mary

https://bit.ly/31hN3eN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (FVME7)

517 Spartacus - Keep Kirk Douglas


The Vikings - Keep Kirk Douglas

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (gmo/4)

518 Die Hard

Keep Hans Gruber

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (CjHGv)

519 Excuse me, stewardess. I speak Mock Swedish.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)

520 Pulp Fiction

Keep John Travolta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021

Fred is Dead

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (cQd8v)

521 I like Keanu. His movies are entertaining and then he goes away and doesn't nag me about saying gay whales or some other stupid cause.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

522 Shawshank Redemption - keep Brooks (James Witmore)

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (53oGX)

523 I'n keeping Booger.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (KAi1n)

524 Never mind. Let's see if this thing is orking the cows.

Posted by: ydobon at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (sRAsV)

525 Who plays the gimp?
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Beeker! Duh.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (Dc2NZ)

526 I saw Snow Furries open for Deviant Delight at the AVN awards in '09.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (DU+/6)

527 Aka, Curtis Armstrong. "Hey Muppets, wonder joints"

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (KAi1n)

528
Rainman

keep qdpsteve

Posted by: 5280 at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (oSX/P)

529 513 From Dusk Til Dawn

Keep Harvey Keitel
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)

*blows whistle*

Upon further review: Keep Selma Hayek. Game forfeited.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (csEWM)

530 Blue Velvet

keep Dennis Hopper

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (OTXUv)

531 Yup ... no hiding from the COBs though.

Posted by: ydobon at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (sRAsV)

532 The Dark Crystal, except it's directed by Tarantino, and the gelfling muppets are replaced by old russian mafia guys in color jumpsuits. It becomes a crime thriller. All the Skegsis are played by Jeff Goldbloom who is a muppet in real life. The Crystal is meth.

Action!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (XXeDg)

533 521 I like Keanu. His movies are entertaining and then he goes away and doesn't nag me about saying gay whales or some other stupid cause.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

There's more than one use for a blowhole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (Y5qcH)

534 European Union's LGBT Ambassador Poses For Photo Op As Transgender Virgin Mary
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Try that with Mo and watch the world burn.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

535 They Died with their boots on - Keep Erroll Flynn

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

536 Greetings:

Me, I'm thinking that one doesn't see Los Mexicanos wearing sombreros much anymore. They seem to have culturally appropriated Mr. Stetson's output on a rather large scale.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (uuklp)

537 530 Blue Velvet

keep Dennis Hopper
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (OTXUv)

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Miss Piggy would never debase herself to play Isabella Rossellini's part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

538 Who Shot Rodgers Rabbit
Keep Bill Hoskins

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (TeuoI)

539 521 I like Keanu. His movies are entertaining and then he goes away and doesn't nag me about saying gay whales or some other stupid cause.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

This. After Wick and his performance in CP2077*, he has gone way up in my estimation.

*CP2077: say what you will about the game, his performance is outstanding. He actually acts. and emotes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (csEWM)

540 Herschel Walker is an easy pick to be the next Georgia Senator. Easy win in the primary, easier in the general. It's not about whether he had some issues with his ex-wife. He did. But he's Herschel Walker, man!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (trdmm)

541 I will not play the gimp.

It's beneath my dignity.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (Bmy3R)

542 I'm sure this'll work out well.

Chicago Public Schools will soon be opening its girls' restrooms to anyone who "feels comfortable" using them

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (FVME7)

543 Cool Hand Luke. Strother Martin.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (nfrXX)

544 519 Excuse me, stewardess. I speak Mock Swedish.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)

---------------------------

In Muppets Most Wanted, when the muppets are being interrogated by the police, there's a bit that got cut (but is available in the special features), where they have a translator in while they're interviewing the Swedish Chef. The guy basically says, "I don't know what he's saying. It's not Swedish. It's just gibberish"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (CAJOC)

545 Seven.

Keep Gwyneth Paltrow.
-----------------------------------
TV series... Married... With Children
Keep Seven!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (UHVv4)

546 What politician doesn't have issues with his ex-wife?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (KAi1n)

547 Twin Peaks.

Keep Sherilyn Fenn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (csEWM)

548 The Usual Suspects.

Keep Kevin Spacey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (m+jkK)

549 544 In Muppets Most Wanted, when the muppets are being interrogated by the police, there's a bit that got cut (but is available in the special features), where they have a translator in while they're interviewing the Swedish Chef. The guy basically says, "I don't know what he's saying. It's not Swedish. It's just gibberish"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (CAJOC)

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That whole number is gold. That movie is underappreciated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

550 542 I'm sure this'll work out well.

Chicago Public Schools will soon be opening its girls' restrooms to anyone who "feels comfortable" using them
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (FVME7)

Ah... only the goodness of inclusion will spawn from this...
and by inclusion I mean gang rape.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (53oGX)

551 Ooh, Das Boot.

Keep Jürgen Prochnow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (Dc2NZ)

552 Biden. Constantly fumbling over his words, coughing, lower register voice, not good.

Posted by: Blackstone at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (9byfS)

553 547 Twin Peaks.

Keep Sherilyn Fenn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (csEWM)

=========

And so begins the Sherilyn Fenn vs. Sheryl Lee fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

554 Under Siege, keep, ... is there any doubt as to who would be kept here? I don't even need to say it.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (XXeDg)

555 The Wire

keep Dominic West

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (OTXUv)

556 The negotiator - keep kevin spacey.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (53oGX)

557 Chicago Public Schools will soon be opening its girls' restrooms to anyone who "feels comfortable" using them
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (FVME7)
++++
Makes sense. According to my anti-harassment training, questioning bathroom use is harassment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (DU+/6)

558 I think I'd make a great Bond though.

Goldfinger

Keep Honor Blackman

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (Bmy3R)

559 535 They Died with their boots on - Keep Erroll Flynn
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

Hollywood Remakes coming soon:

They Dyed with their Boots on - the story of 3 Plucky trans men and their search for the Perfect Hair Coloring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (trdmm)

560 549 544 Hilarious movie.

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (oUFht)

561 I think I'm the biggest Keanu fan here. I've already said he is the best script picker in Hollywood. He has the highest percentage of movies I like by any actor.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (cQd8v)

562 Biden. Constantly fumbling over his words, coughing, lower register voice, not good.

Posted by: Blackstone at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (9byfS)



Come on China Pox!!!

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (gmo/4)

563 560 549 544 Hilarious movie.
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (oUFht)

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The badge size competition bit between Sam the Eagle and Ty Burrell, Ty Burrell suddenly going on vacation because it's August...

So funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

564 532 The Dark Crystal, except it's directed by Tarantino, and the gelfling muppets are replaced by old russian mafia guys in color jumpsuits. It becomes a crime thriller. All the Skegsis are played by Jeff Goldbloom who is a muppet in real life. The Crystal is meth.

Action!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (XXeDg)

----------------------------

I assume Brian Dennehy as the crystal?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (CAJOC)

565 I Am Legend. Keep the dog.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (OUMaO)

566 And so begins the Sherilyn Fenn vs. Sheryl Lee fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

Fenn wins in a walk. Even though there is some squicky shit as far as the show itself. Isn't she supposed to be 17 in the show (original.) Hell, I think the actress was most likely in her late 20s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)

567 Ooh, Das Boot.

Keep Jürgen Prochnow.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM


Beaker as Johann!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (m+jkK)

568 566 And so begins the Sherilyn Fenn vs. Sheryl Lee fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

Fenn wins in a walk. Even though there is some squicky shit as far as the show itself. Isn't she supposed to be 17 in the show (original.) Hell, I think the actress was most likely in her late 20s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)

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Lee's performance in Fire Walk with Me, though. Holy shit...that's great stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

569 477 Requiem for a Dream

Keep Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)


I'd buy that for a dollar. In my soundproofed basement.

Allegedly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (F0YaR)

570 Does it have to be actual Muppet characters, or can it be Muppetized versions of the original actors?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

571 And so begins the Sherilyn Fenn vs. Sheryl Lee fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

Easy. Madchen Amick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (xPJvm)

572 Eyes Wide Shut

Keep Nicole Kidman!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (txdEq)

573 571 And so begins the Sherilyn Fenn vs. Sheryl Lee fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

Easy. Madchen Amick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (xPJvm)

There's always a Dalton fan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (csEWM)

574 I can't get the scene in Ben Hur in the galley Heston rowing and the reset of the rowing slaves and romans all muppets out of my mind.

Hahahahaha

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (gmo/4)

575 Eyes Wide Shut

Keep Nicole Kidman!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021


***
Funnier: Make it To Die For!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (txdEq)

576 The badge size competition bit between Sam the Eagle and Ty Burrell, Ty Burrell suddenly going on vacation because it's August...

So funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

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When he gets into that tiny car "It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty". My wife and I quote that one all the time. Also "The light! She is blinking!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (CAJOC)

577 563 The movie is worth it, just for the bits with Sam the Eagle and the French cop.

"We wait for ze blinky light."

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (oUFht)

578 Rounders

Keep John Malkovich

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (BgMrQ)

579 Goodfellas

keep Ray Liotta

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (OTXUv)

580 Teminator 2.

Keep Miles Dyson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (csEWM)

581 Aliens.

Keep Bill Paxton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:02 AM (csEWM)

582 177...Have Yoko SING Prometheus !
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (arJlL)

...with a dance number a la "Springtime for Hitler" around her.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (Rbu5d)

583 Nightmare on Elm Street.

Keep Freddy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (m+jkK)

584 Tombstone.

Keep Kurt Russel. (I want to say keep Dana Delany, damn. But this would be funnier.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)

585 Does it have to be actual Muppet characters, or can it be Muppetized versions of the original actors?
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I'd go with either but most here are going with the first.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (UHVv4)

586 585 Does it have to be actual Muppet characters, or can it be Muppetized versions of the original actors?
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I'd go with either but most here are going with the first.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (UHVv4)

==========

I'm either a very manly muppet or a muppet of a man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)

587 Tombstone.

Keep Kurt Russel. (I want to say keep Dana Delany, damn. But this would be funnier.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)


Which muppet would be Curly Bill?

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (gmo/4)

588 241 Saw this question posited:

PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS

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Deep Throat. Keep Linda Lovelace

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (VJsqe)

589 Which muppet would be Curly Bill?
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (gmo/4)

Waldorf. Ringo: Stattler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:05 AM (csEWM)

590 Dr. Strangelove - Keep George C. Scott

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:05 AM (gmo/4)

591 If any of you were worried that our hand basket to Hell wasn't going fast enough . . .

European Union's LGBT Ambassador Poses For Photo Op As Transgender Virgin Mary

https://bit.ly/31hN3eN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (FVME7)

horrible. But Mary would still try to intercede for these demon-possessed, but doubtful they will ever repent. I guess they don't know the. end of the story- Mary crushes the head of their master.

Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2021 11:05 AM (Ed8Zd)

592 Deep Throat. Keep Linda Lovelace
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (VJsqe)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (csEWM)

593 And of course, the part where Dominic Badguy is trying to bribe a journalist to write a rave review of the show. The journalist acts all indignant, then says "I'm joking, of course. Cash or credit?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (CAJOC)

594 Downfall - Miss Piggy as Hitler

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (KAi1n)

595 My brain just went to Passion of the Christ.*

*Forgive my brain, God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (csEWM)

596 Bracing myself for the 100% chance of snow furries as predicted by the weather app.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (Dc2NZ)

Polar bearses and lemmings?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (P3gRi)

597 So what I'm learning, as I scroll through endless titles in my mind, is that no movie is not improved by adding Muppets.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

598 Blazing Saddles

Keep Madeline Kohn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (csEWM)

599 Anything with Don Knotts.

Keep Don Knotts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (m+jkK)

600 Billy Jack....some indian.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (UvMeP)

601 Waiting for Godot. Keep Godot.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (VJsqe)

602 Chicken Run

keep the rats

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (AwYPR)

603 598 Blazing Saddles

Keep Madeline Kohn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (csEWM)

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Which muppet "whips this out"?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (CAJOC)

604 Deep Throat. Keep Linda Lovelace

******

"I've got a frog in my throat!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)

605 My Dinner with Andre
Keep Wallace Shawn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (LvTSG)

606 Braveheart.

Keep Sophie Marceau.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (csEWM)

607 I appreciate the painting subject matter, but it's too close to impressionism for my taste. Feels like my eyes are out of focus.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (V6f9+)

608 604 Deep Throat. Keep Linda Lovelace

******

"I've got a frog in my throat!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)

*furious golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (csEWM)

609 607 I appreciate the painting subject matter, but it's too close to impressionism for my taste. Feels like my eyes are out of focus.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (V6f9+)

========

Painting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (LvTSG)

610 ...no movie is not improved by adding Muppets.

Here endth the lesson.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (nfrXX)

611 The Princess Bride, keep Fred Savage.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (Rbu5d)

612 Mrs928 is forcing me to go look at some property down in the swampland south of us this afternoon.

It is cool enough that the gators should be somewhat torpid but, I'm strapping on a .45 just in case.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (yQpMk)

613 Deep Throat. Keep Linda Lovelace

******

"I've got a frog in my throat!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)

Heh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (1Lrz1)

614 The Longest Day. Take your pick who to keep.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (aghXp)

615 To Have and Have Not - keep Walter Brennan

Posted by: Ananymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (X7B6O)

616 The Princess Bride
Keep Andre the Giant

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (CAJOC)

617 The Patriot.

Keep Jason Isaacs (think that is his name.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (csEWM)

618 The Boys from Brazil. Keep Greg Peck.

"Fifteen is my limit on Schickelgrubers!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (Dc2NZ)

619 Also for the rules: it goes without saying (although I am saying it) that all of these movies are played exactly the same and straight- just with muppets.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (csEWM)

620 Keep Jason Isaacs (think that is his name.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (csEWM)



Staging a coup here..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (yQpMk)

621 European Union's LGBT Ambassador Poses For Photo Op As Transgender Virgin Mary

Pretty much a sign of the times we live in and a portent of things to come. Reject it outright, stay vigilant...and pray.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (Xrfse)

622 Snake oil salesman used to pitch their wares and get out before the townspeople found out they were defrauded. Fauci and Phizer have rejected the snake oil sales plan and gone straight into the religious cult plan. You just haven't been faithful enough to their plan to get the promised outcome. And the profane non-believer are to blame for spreading the contagion and must be punished. And the offering plate is looking mighty empty so you better did deep and refill it again.

Posted by: Downcast at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (6Pi2y)

623 Caddyshack. Keep Rodney Dangerfield.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (FVME7)

624 Seven Samurai. Take your pick.

(Schindler's List is really beyond the pale, right? We should not go there. It is resolved).

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (VJsqe)

625 The Searchers.

Keep Jeffery Hunter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (csEWM)

626 Tremors
Keep Fred Ward

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (5HBd1)

627 So many great quotes from Blazing Saddles:

[Bart returns unexpectedly after being sentenced to death]

Charlie: They said you was hung.

Bart: And they was right.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (Dc2NZ)

628 Gummo. Keep Chloe Sevigny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (2ABQr)

629 European Union's LGBT Ambassador Poses For Photo Op As Transgender Virgin Mary

Stan can not create, only corrupt what was created.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (nfrXX)

630 Animal House
keep flounder

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (5HBd1)

631 Top Gun

Top Secret

Keep Val Kilmer

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (m+jkK)

632 628 Gummo. Keep Chloe Sevigny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (2ABQr)

==========

The Brown Bunny.
Also keep Chloe Sevigny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)

633 The Magnificent Seven.

Ten Commandments.

Keep Yul Brenner (because Yul Brenner is awesome.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (csEWM)

634 ..no movie is not improved by adding Muppets.

Here endth the lesson.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021


***
Wait Until Dark

Keep Audrey Hepburn

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (txdEq)

635 Let us not forget the Swallow of Career Advancement.
Posted by: Kamala at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (m+jkK)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (P3gRi)

636 "I've got a frog in my throat!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)

*furious golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (csEWM)

Damn folks...just shut it down for the day.

Muldoon, like a farmer , is outstanding in his field...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (BgMrQ)

637 Airplane!

Keep Busty Lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)

638 I see_______ ( old handle rhymes with "Fog Log") is here under his new handle in the previous thread. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (poMoX)

639 Deliverance, keep Burt.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (XXeDg)

640 637 Airplane!

Keep Busty Lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)

========

"What are you talking about?"
-Guy who grew up on the television cut

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

641 Debbie Does Dallas - Debbie

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (KAi1n)

642 The Evil That Men Do

keep Charles Bronson.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (OTXUv)

643 The rest of the story:

"The Tenth Law," Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It...

...when a horse gets all mopey like this, best thing you can do is jam three inches of peeled ginger root right up his bunghole. That'll make'm frisky."

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (5NkmN)

644 "What are you talking about?"
-Guy who grew up on the television cut
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

A crime. That Lady was damn formative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:16 AM (csEWM)

645 Amadeus; keep F. Murray Abraham

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (DTX3h)

646 642 The Evil That Men Do

keep Charles Bronson.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (OTXUv)

Death Wish

Keep Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (csEWM)

647 I think the fun thing woul dbe to keep the lead male or female actor in any of these movies, not a supporting actor, and then see what it would look like. Bogart in High Sierra: Keep him, but Ida Lupino becomes Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (txdEq)

648 OMG!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!

Rep. Pramila Jayapal
@RepJayapal
I'm in Washington, DC today and the high is 64 degrees - on December 2nd.

Our climate is changing and we're running out of time to act.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (FVME7)

649 Seriously what busty lady?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (H4Fic)

650 612 Mrs928 is forcing me to go look at some property down in the swampland south of us this afternoon.

It is cool enough that the gators should be somewhat torpid but, I'm strapping on a .45 just in case.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (yQpMk) )

-----

Did you see this awesome photo of DeSantis and the Florida State Guard flag or emblem yesterday?

https://tinyurl.com/yc4z5erp

[Gator with the words LET US ALONE a la DON'T TREAD ON ME.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (mZ3xv)

651
Deliverance, keep Burt Ned Beatty.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (XXeDg)


FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (5NkmN)

652 Casablanca.

Keep Claude Raines.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (m+jkK)

653 Dr. Mike Ryan, head of the WHO's emergencies program, questioned the logic behind this decision.

"Right now, there is no evidence that I'm aware of that would suggest that boosting the entire population would necessarily provide any greater protection for otherwise healthy individuals against hospitalization and death," he said.


Fauci's eyes glow red "Who dare question Science? Thou hast incurred my wrath!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (Pw26M)

654 Kelly's Heros, keep Don Rickles

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (XXeDg)

655 647 I think the fun thing woul dbe to keep the lead male or female actor in any of these movies, not a supporting actor, and then see what it would look like. Bogart in High Sierra: Keep him, but Ida Lupino becomes Miss Piggy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (txdEq)

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I was thinking it would be fun to consider changing 1 actor out for a muppet in all of his/her works. Like maybe John Cusack gets played by Fozzy Bear in every one of his movies.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (VJsqe)

656 And some day in Jan or Feb it will be 3 degrees. What is your point bitch?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (H4Fic)

657 I appreciate the painting subject matter, but it's too close to impressionism for my taste. Feels like my eyes are out of focus.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (V6f9+)

========

Painting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (LvTSG)

*checks*

This is the art thread, right? Or damn it, did I wander into the muppet thread???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (V6f9+)

658
Prometheus.

Keep the Engineer.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (5NkmN)

659 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (txdEq)

660 Nood. Simianus Majorus.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:19 AM (m+jkK)

661 651
Deliverance, keep Ned Beatty.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (XXeDg)


FIFY
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (5NkmN)
---

"Squeal like a Miss Piggy!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:19 AM (Dc2NZ)

662 649 Seriously what busty lady?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (H4Fic)

Lemme see if I can find a gif...

Damn, found a lot of fine gifs but not that one. I'll get back to you. Was that Kitten Natividad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:19 AM (csEWM)

663 Our climate is changing and we're running out of time to act.

I see that the current temp in Arlington County is 52 degrees. I randomly went back in the weather time machine and picked this day in 1941. The high was 49 degrees. Jayapal is just another AGW brainwashed idiot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 11:27 AM (Xrfse)

664 I would like to know where to buy a High Quality print of this painting.

Anyone point a Moron to a clue? Please to send email to the addy embedded in my nic, here. Appreciated!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 11:42 AM (QzJWU)

665 Posted by: ydobon at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (sRAsV)

the raykon detector is beeping

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:56 AM (P3gRi)

666 That "old story about a sailor with an oar" is very old, indeed: it's the sequel to Homer's Odyssey.
Book 1: Odysseus/Trojan War. He insults Poseidon, who takes it personally.
Book 2: Odysseus' long trip home to Ithika. Ten years of wandering because Poseidon blocks his every move.
Book 3: Odysseus has had enough of being kicked around by Poseidon, so he walks far enough inland that nobody knows what an oar is there. He feels out of Posiden's reach, inland. He parks himself, and dies.
It must not have been as popular as the other two works, because all we know of Homer's third work is this outline of the plot.

Posted by: Justme at December 03, 2021 12:01 PM (Sr4RW)

667 Aw shucks marm pity you ere from the silent movies or we coulda' talked it up a storm,but we can F*CK.

Posted by: Saf at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (PgqFp)

668 Head em up and move em out

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (wGqjj)

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