Happy Thanksgiving Eve

I hope your turkeys are thawing, pies are baking, and families are assembling.

Here’s also hoping that Biden-era scarcity and inflation haven’t impacted your ability to buy a turkey or the roast beast of your choice.


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If so, I trust you found an alternative.


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A typical Throckmorton family Thanksgiving dinner looks much like the one below. Wishing you the same.


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In addition to all my other blessings, I’m thankful to the Ace of Spades community.

Ace, the Cobs, and all you morons are simply the best. Blessings to you all this Thanksgiving.


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[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]


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1 fIRST?

Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:36 PM (F6Xpw)

2 Now without capslock. First !

Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (F6Xpw)

3 Happy Thanksgiving to all of you folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 24, 2021 08:38 PM (OU+8W)

4 Good evening everyone. Happy pre-bake/cook/drink your Thanksgiving brains out.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:38 PM (mD/uy)

5 Happy Thanksgiving yall!

Posted by: Mishdog at November 24, 2021 08:38 PM (/VWLE)

6 "Forgo the turkey"

Read: 'Malaise.'

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (M3Z2J)

7 Howdy Hordelings! Go find your best turkey-eating pants!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mZUr4)

8 Happy Thanksgiving!

AOP, when is Canuck Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (HabA/)

9 Hey NBC, I've got an alternative idea - why don't we forgo Slo Joe to deal with Joeflation?

Works for me.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mD/uy)

10 Yeah, that Thanksgiving picture with the kid wailing on the guitar sums up more than a few T-days in our household when I was a kid.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (ZSK0i)

11 Howdy Hordelings! Go find your best turkey-eating pants!
Posted by: Doof

My pants don't eat turkey!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (mD/uy)

12
He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man
Then we were Ziggy's band

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (x6cfo)

13 Howdy Hordelings! Go find your best turkey-eating pants!
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mZUr4)

Stretchy sweat pants with pre-printed grease stains would be the shiznit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (P3gRi)

14 Happy T-Day

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (hOUT3)

15 [i"]A typical Throckmorton family Thanksgiving dinner looks much like the one below. Wishing you the same."

There's no upright bass in that photo. So that does not equal good music??

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (mZUr4)

16
Not foregoing the turkey, but definitely foregoing NBC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (pNxlR)

17 Moulon Turkey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (KOlLu)

18 AOP, when is Canuck Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (HabA/)

A month earlier.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (P3gRi)

19 Howdy Hordelings! Go find your best turkey-eating pants!
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mZUr4)

Stretchy sweat pants with pre-printed grease stains would be the shiznit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (P3gRi)


You should patent that idea quickly, AOP!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (mZUr4)

20
AOP, when is Canuck Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


Sometime in October.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

21 America's hat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (KOlLu)

22 "Forgo the turkey"


Is anything like sou vide?

Posted by: davidt at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (0hbQ6)

23 Can we hurt NBC yet? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Willowed: The appliance bulb for the oven? Chances are about 90% that it's a regular appliance bulb. They were pretty standardized by the 60's. They're extremely low wattage and last forever. When I worked in the hardware store in the mid 70's, we were selling the very same ones that work in most ovens today. Little GE bulb. It wasn't until they started using little tiny halogen bulbs behind glass that things changed in the late 90's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (wAnMi)

24 Happy thanksgiving


Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (hYj23)

25 Yeah, like somehow, it's up to us to fix the cluster that joe and his sycophants have burdened us with.

That's as bad as Ford saying "Whip Inflation Now". It wasn't us you asshoe!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mD/uy)

26 AOP, what have you Canucks to be thankful for?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

27 Thanksgiving is Thanx. Not in a Latinx kind of way but in a Christmas is Xmas way.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mNhhD)

28 My pants don't eat turkey!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (mD/uy)


Will you be here all week? Should I try the veal?

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:44 PM (mZUr4)

29 Now without capslock. First !
Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (F6Xpw)


I simply cannot not see capslock as cockslap.

Dyslexia is weird that way.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:44 PM (wAnMi)

30 Beyond Turkey.

Vegetable puree-mound of turkey-like planet-saving notmeat that tastes like turkey. But it's not turkey.

But it tastes like turkey.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (M3Z2J)

31 AOP, what have you Canucks to be thankful for?


They aren't Puerto Rico.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (x6cfo)

32 I'm having hamburger. Grass-fed hamburger. Sweet potato fries, sweet potato gnochi, peas, and Stove Top stuffing because Inman. Actually, I'll get the cheapest that Safeway has left - it's just dehydrated bread. (Might get some Hot Pockets too....)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (KAi1n)

33 27 Thanksgiving is Thanx. Not in a Latinx kind of way but in a Christmas is Xmas way.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mNhhD)
--------------------

That mayx perfect sense.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (lNHqD)

34 It's high time Americans gave up frivolous luxuries, like meat!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (I2/tG)

35 Forgo the turkey.

I wish. Last I looked, he's still "president".

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (mNhhD)

36 For all the strum und dang about thanksgiving meal costs, the turkeys were still cheap although I go tmine from a local producer. But the gravy was $2.75 per jar?

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)

37 My Mom always set an empty place setting for the "lost and the lonely" during our sit down feast. It served to remind us that not everyone can be home, or has family, or otherwise is in the midst of a tough road.

I think I'll do that tomorrow in honor of Mom's traditions.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (mD/uy)

38 Any recommendations for King Harvs coffee? I'm looking to get some fancy stuff for Christmas.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (/VWLE)

39 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (P3gRi)

Well, I hope you had a good one. Is the menu similar to ours?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (HabA/)

40 They aren't Puerto Rico.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (x6cfo)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (P3gRi)

41 Beyond Turkey.

Vegetable puree-mound of turkey-like planet-saving notmeat that tastes like turkey. But it's not turkey.

But it tastes like turkey.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (M3Z2J)


Didn't that used to be tofurkey? Or I assume they've moved on from just tofu, and gotten creative. Like adding ground black bean paste and kelp.

We need Beyond Biden.
Wait, that's wrong.
Wouldn't a vegetable substitute be basically the same thing?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (wAnMi)

42
AOP, what have you Canucks to be thankful for?


That baby Harp Seals have no arms with which they could respond in kind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (pNxlR)

43 Odd Brand Turkeys were 49 cents a pound at WinnDixie here. Butterball was 99 cents.

What are they elsewhere?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (x6cfo)

44 Did y'all talk about this already?

@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Blasphemous Painting at center of George Floyd controversy stolen from Catholic University

https://tinyurl.com/yykt7mvc

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (cF8AT)

45 Thanksgiving on a (low) budget: https://bit.ly/3FJ5BTE

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (SchxB)

46 Odd Brand Turkeys were 49 cents a pound at WinnDixie here. Butterball was 99 cents.

What are they elsewhere?
Posted by: G'rump928

Same here in central OH at Meijer and Kroger.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (mD/uy)

47 Beyond spinach.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (KOlLu)

48 Willowed!

So I was watching Jeopardy and one of the contestants was a very, uh, sturdy "lass". Googled it. Yup, tranny. Not that there's anything wrong with that! But I remember when it came as a surprise to learn somebody was a shemale. Now it seems they all look like Ed from the Warehouse Dept but you have to pretend they don't.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

49 It's time to give thanks. Appreciate cooperation and shared goals. And go-go boots. Let's work together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YavThhrC1ik

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (M3Z2J)

50 Willowed: The appliance bulb for the oven? Chances are about 90% that it's a regular appliance bulb. They were pretty standardized by the 60's. They're extremely low wattage and last forever. When I worked in the hardware store in the mid 70's, we were selling the very same ones that work in most ovens today. Little GE bulb. It wasn't until they started using little tiny halogen bulbs behind glass that things changed in the late 90's.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (wAnMi)


Nice thought. Nope, that's not how this family rolls. Has to be difficult. I will take a picture of it, and the model, serial number and go to the local little appliance place I always go to. It has a cage around it and a flange with socket size screws. With my luck it will be all one piece and cost too much. And if there is wiring involved, call in a pro.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (pA4Ca)

51 Well, I hope you had a good one. Is the menu similar to ours?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (HabA/)

I was already here in AZ by then. But I have an invite out tomorrow for Thanksgiving dinner with some nice folks from NoDak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (P3gRi)

52 BREAKING: Blasphemous Painting at center of George Floyd controversy stolen from Catholic University

Are they sure it didn't just miraculously rise and walk away on it's own?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (SchxB)

53 Happy Thanksgiving! I mostly lurk, but I am thankful for this blog and everyone here.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (EbJ6H)

54 We bought breast only for 1.69.

Downside, no gibblets.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (x6cfo)

55 Thank You to all of you that have brought so much joy and laughter to my life.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (j8vh7)

56
What are they elsewhere?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

57 Any recommendations for King Harvs coffee? I'm looking to get some fancy stuff for Christmas.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (/VWLE)


I've looked at getting some, but they've got so many varieties I got confused. I should probably just get the simplest ones and work my way forward from there.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (wAnMi)

58 A month earlier.

And tomorrow, enroute to Seattle, I'll get to joust with all the Canadian truck drivers. They don't take tomorrow off, for some reason.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (I2/tG)

59 $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (pNxlR)


Dayum, but that NEVER gets old!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (hOUT3)

60 Now it seems they all look like Ed from the Warehouse Dept but you have to pretend they don't.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I still take my best guess and use "Sir" or "Ma'am" as I see fit. If challenged, I do my best to accommodate and switch to:

"Whatever Freak!"

Yes, I'm a giver.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (mD/uy)

61 And thanks to you as well Ben Had, for the same!

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (pA4Ca)

62 I was already here in AZ by then. But I have an invite out tomorrow for Thanksgiving dinner with some nice folks from NoDak.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (P3gRi)



Ask them when the 603 lowers will be back. I have a Colt upper waiting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (x6cfo)

63 Long distance smooches Ben Had!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (mD/uy)

64 When you're shivering in your garage while shoving giant q-tips up all your guests' noses, you'll be glad to forgo turkey. Lick the oil stains off the cement floor instead and save the planet!

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:51 PM (mNhhD)

65 55 Thank You to all of you that have brought so much joy and laughter to my life.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (j8vh7)


Ben Had, the reverse is also true but with at least a 10x multiplier!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

66 Posted earlier to dead thread:

A few weeks ago, someone posted a video of Tainted Love by Broken Peach. I'd never heard of them, but it was a pretty cool, if quirky video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q45yicposyI

It turns out the singers are really good, as well as nice to look at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8sqFwIClM

Posted by: pep at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (ZsR3z)

67 BREAKING: Blasphemous Painting at center of George Floyd controversy stolen from Catholic University

New rules.

Posted by: Destroyed Jefferson Statues! at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (I2/tG)

68 All you ambitious folks pre-making sides and pies. I counted it as win to get the turkey in the brine. pro-tip for fellow procrastinators. You don't HAVE to be able to remove the giblets and stuff first. Brining tom turkey to finish the thawing instead of putting him in plain water in the sink gets a juicier bird when carved. I probably do more t-day related cooking after the big meal, making turkey pot pie, usually do a turkey rice casserole too and then turkey soup. Just dad and I. I thought about reaching out to anyone on their own this year but I would not have been able to get the house into company shape.

Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (3cGpq)

69 Nice thought. Nope, that's not how this family rolls. Has to be difficult. I will take a picture of it, and the model, serial number and go to the local little appliance place I always go to. It has a cage around it and a flange with socket size screws. With my luck it will be all one piece and cost too much. And if there is wiring involved, call in a pro.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (pA4Ca)


Did you say it was a GE? They have an online parts system that takes your model number and then shows an exploded view of the various parts. Or, at least they did. Might be worth some advanced recon - but that still sounds like the same bulb. Most had a protective cage, but the bulb is still fully exposed (not within the interior wall).

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)

70 Well bind my ankles with that plastic twisty thing and stuff my cavity with bread. Ho, ho, ho!

Posted by: Kamalalalalala at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (9rNlX)

71 I have to ask? Why even replace an oven light bulb? It doesn't affect the oven running does it?

Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (3cGpq)

72 Ok, I'm outta here - have the bestest ever Thanksgiving!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (wAnMi)

73 Did you say it was a GE? They have an online parts system that takes your model number and then shows an exploded view of the various parts. Or, at least they did. Might be worth some advanced recon - but that still sounds like the same bulb. Most had a protective cage, but the bulb is still fully exposed (not within the interior wall).
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)

I had to put a cage around the bulb to stop those smartass kids from smashing it. Little bastards!

Posted by: The Witch from Hansel and Gretel at November 24, 2021 08:55 PM (P3gRi)

74 I'm still deciding whether you will be allowed to celebrate Christmas with only two vaxx shots.

Posted by: Saint Fauci! at November 24, 2021 08:55 PM (I2/tG)

75
I have to ask? Why even replace an oven light bulb? It doesn't affect the oven running does it?


It discourages riff-raff from hanging out in the corners.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:55 PM (pNxlR)

76 Alright, who is cooking the turducken?

And it's just another day, right?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (U2p+3)

77 71 I have to ask? Why even replace an oven light bulb? It doesn't affect the oven running does it?
Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (3cGpq)

If I'm browning something, I like to be able to see how far along it is without having to open the oven door and let all the heat out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (evAgx)

78 Thanksgiving, November 28, 1986:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (M3Z2J)

79 68 All you ambitious folks pre-making sides and pies.


I made my cheesecake today, since it takes 3 hours and I want to be drinking and not so much worried about details tomorrow.

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (u+Y3T)

80 Mookie, Amen!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:57 PM (j8vh7)

81 Read: 'Malaise.'
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (M3Z2J)


A Dark Winter, followed by an Arduous March.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 08:57 PM (P9T5R)

82 32 I'm having hamburger. Grass-fed hamburger. Sweet potato fries, . . .

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (KAi1n)


For me, sweet potato fries are one of those things that sound good, but always disappoint me. I've never had any that were good.

Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:57 PM (F6Xpw)

83 willard-

I usually have much more done by this point but... sick.
Posted by: lin-duh

Don't look now, but ya lost a coupla "duhs) from your nic !

Hope ya feel better !

Posted by: JT at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (arJlL)

84 $20 says the oven light is the standard 40W appliance bulb.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (ZSK0i)

85 Turkeys were 33 cents a pound here in Northeast Indiana at Meijer. We bought three. Donated one. Threw one in the deep freeze. And one is currently spatchcocked and soaking up a dry brine in my fridge.

Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (pTdRU)

86 nurse, ever Thankful for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (j8vh7)

87 Did you say it was a GE? They have an online parts system that takes your model number and then shows an exploded view of the various parts. Or, at least they did. Might be worth some advanced recon - but that still sounds like the same bulb. Most had a protective cage, but the bulb is still fully exposed (not within the interior wall).
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)

As I said, that's not how we roll. This is imbedded in the back wall. No way to get the bulb out without removing the cage attached to the back wall. I have errands to run on Friday, that one was just added to my list.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (pA4Ca)

88 78 Thanksgiving, November 28, 1986:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (M3Z2J)
---

Heartwarming!

*takes holiday methadone*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

89
We sent the gKids home tonight just before dinner after hosting them overnight. The best part of saying goodbyes was, "We'll see you tomorrow!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

90 They have an online parts system that takes your model number and then shows an exploded view of the various parts.

I've seen an exploded oven. Looks nothing like those diagrams.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (SchxB)

91 In laws just got in. I already want to throw myself out of a window.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Jmel at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (acNWp)

92 Pies are baked, turkey is thawed, dishes are clean. Ready for turkey day!

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (PzBTm)

93 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 24, 2021 09:00 PM (arJlL)

94 91 In laws just got in. I already want to throw myself out of a window.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jmel at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (acNWp)

Drink faster.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

95 30 Beyond Turkey.

Vegetable puree-mound of turkey-like planet-saving notmeat that tastes like turkey. But it's not turkey.

But it tastes like turkey.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (M3Z2J)


If being vegetarian is so awesome why does all their food try to taste like meat?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:00 PM (E//99)

96 Ben Had,
Take care, sweet lady.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (U2p+3)

97 I think I'll do that tomorrow in honor of Mom's traditions.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (mD/uy)

Set it up for Del Griffith.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (evAgx)

98 George Floyd was a piece of shit and the world is a better place without his dead fentanyl-hiding ass. And he did kill himself.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (9rNlX)

99 NURSE.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (M3Z2J)

100 I had to run to the store to get another pumpkin pie, after we decided to have the original one with dinner tonight.

Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (F6Xpw)

101 Attn Doof (15): Heh. Great observation.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (d9Cw3)

102 If being vegetarian is so awesome why does all their food try to taste like meat?

Same reason you're supposed to call a guy in a dress "ma'am". They want you to join them in their delusions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (SchxB)

103 >>>53 Happy Thanksgiving! I mostly lurk, but I am thankful for this blog and everyone here.
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (EbJ6H)


Same same. This blog and the horde has helped keep me (mostly) sane since the early 2000s.

Happy Thanksgiving to all. Eat until your pants don't fit.

Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (pTdRU)

104 All you ambitious folks pre-making sides and pies. I counted it as win to get the turkey in the brine.
Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:53

Perspective. I would rather make ten pies from scratch than figure out how to properly cook a turkey.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (OX9vb)

105 In laws just got in. I already want to throw myself out of a window.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jmel

NO! They want you to do that!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)

106 HAIL ZOD!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (U2p+3)

107 Hey, Quirky Bookworm. Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (OX9vb)

108 In laws just got in. I already want to throw myself out of a window.
Happy Thanksgiving.


That's what booze is for....

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:03 PM (u+Y3T)

109 Nurse!

For you...
https://youtu.be/VAon-ffyTrk

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:03 PM (mZUr4)

110 66 Posted earlier to dead thread:
A few weeks ago, someone posted a video of Tainted Love by Broken Peach. I'd never heard of them, but it was a pretty cool, if quirky video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q45yicposyI
It turns out the singers are really good, as well as nice to look at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8sqFwIClM
Posted by: pep at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (ZsR3z)


Cool Stuff. I started falling down the Broken Peach YouTube rabbit hole, pulled myself out, gonna save it for later.

Posted by: davidt at November 24, 2021 09:03 PM (0hbQ6)

111 If they can cancel Washington and Lincoln they can cancel TG as well.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (7jgMZ)

112 So, went to the grocery store a couple hours ago here in Central Calif... more masks were being worn then I have seen for weeks, probably half the people.

We have had no uptick in cases here... although there have been some along the coast.

Fear is contagious.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (oHd/0)

113 I cider brined my turkey in flagrant disregard of CBD's directive to dry brine.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

114 Don't they have a Motel 6 for the inlaws

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (KOlLu)

115 Same reason you're supposed to call a guy in a dress "ma'am". They want you to join them in their delusions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (SchxB)

That'd make a great meme: pic of a soyburger and one of "Rachel" Levine. "We're both not meat!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (P3gRi)

116 Attn Doof (15): Heh. Great observation.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (d9Cw3)


See -- at least 1 moron reads your ONT content!!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (mZUr4)

117
In laws just got in. I already want to throw myself out of a window.
Happy Thanksgiving.


You don't turn them out on the back forty with a couple of bales of hay and let them fend for themselves? Why ever not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

118 Deviled eggs, flatbread, two pumpkin pies and one pumpkin cake, dressing and two types of cookies finished and chilling.

There is only going to be four of us. What the hell is wrong with me?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)

119 Thanksgiving is Thanx. Not in a Latinx kind of way but in a Christmas is Xmas way.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mNhhD)


And if you eat too much you can wear your Spanx

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)

120 Ok, so had to comment on the Molon Labe Turkey meme:
Thanksgiving was often spent at the Grands-(father, mother), where there were a LOT of the extended family.
So when the dinner bell/whistle sounded, you needed to get your ass in the line for the food: ASAP!
Seconds were based on how fast you INHALED your food and what was left.
Good times fighting with my cousins over that last deviled egg!!!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (DkHo+)

121 Quirky bookworm and ravenmother, A Happy Thanksgiving to you both and please join in the conversation.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (j8vh7)

122 See -- at least 1 moron reads your ONT content!!


Content?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (SchxB)

123 Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)

124 >98 George Floyd was a piece of shit and the world is a better place without his dead fentanyl-hiding ass. And he did kill himself. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (9rNlX)

(Examines suicide letter, scoffs)

Not only can these people not handle their highs, they also can't spell worth a fuck.

(Balls letter)

Tinder.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (M3Z2J)

125 hiya
Posted by: JT at November 24, 2021 09:00 PM (arJlL)


Howdy JT!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

126 Hey Doof!

Thank you! Haven't heard those guys in decades.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (U2p+3)

127 My turkey is brining. Just baked the corn bread for the stuffing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (QHqf9)

128 Set it up for Del Griffith.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Ugh. No kidding - Candy kills me towards the end.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

129 But the gravy was $2.75 per jar?
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)


you don't use flour and the drippings?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (P9T5R)

130 Had my entire Thanksgiving planned around doing a bone in Turkey breast in my 6 qt. Crock pot. The damned Turkey breast Fresh Market sold me is too big to fit. I hate myself for buying the thing, even though I requested a smaller one.

And the damned cats are reminding me why I didn't want to adopt more kittens.

Grrrrrr

And screw autocucumber for capitalizing turkey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

131 Before I forget, happy Thanksgiving to everyone, you've become constant companions and an endless source of both sober, sorta, opinion and wild entertainment. I am grateful.

Posted by: From That Time at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (4780s)

132 36 For all the strum und dang about thanksgiving meal costs, the turkeys were still cheap although I go tmine from a local producer. But the gravy was $2.75 per jar?
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)

Wouldn't be surprised if some places aren't using their Turkey prices as a loss leader. "Come get your thanksgiving dinner supplies here! Our Turkey price is low! Sure everything else has jumped up massively to cover that so you'll definitely be paying more, but no one talks about the increase on blueberry muffins!"

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (E//99)

133 113 I cider brined my turkey in flagrant disregard of CBD's directive to dry brine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

now that sounds interesting...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)

134 Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)

Reared by Biden himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (P3gRi)

135 Eris, you will always and forever be a trendsetter.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (j8vh7)

136 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (1HzMu)

137 I finally managed to find two Butterball frozen boneless turkey breasts. Three pounds each, $28 total. I don't like Butterball because everything is halal, and it was very expensive for what it is, but I'll be damned if I don't have turkey on Thanksgiving. The cook insisted on boneless.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (mNhhD)

138 I have errands to run on Friday, that one was just added to my list.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (pA4Ca)


Hast thou perchance considered a flashlight?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

139 I hope your turkeys are thawin


===

@#$%& !!! I knew I forgot something !!

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (V13WU)

140 Old and Busted: I'm going to fix the Trump economy.

New Hotness: You wanted turkey for Thanksgiving? Lower your expectations.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (ESjRY)

141 And tomorrow, enroute to Seattle, I'll get to joust with all the Canadian truck drivers. They don't take tomorrow off, for some reason.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (I2/tG)


I'm driving to Vancouver, wish me luck

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (P9T5R)

142 And if you eat too much you can wear your Spanx
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)

and if you don't like the guests, you're a cranx...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)

143 There is only going to be four of us. What the hell is wrong with me?
Posted by: Tonypete

I know, right? 19 lb turkey, 5(?) side dishes, 2 pies - and 4 of us, too.

I just love Thanksgiving food!

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (PzBTm)

144 I did an espresso coffee brine one year and it was frickin awesome. Gave a rich earthy taste to the bird. But that was a solo turkey day for me and I could get wild.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

145 Good evening, Horde! Had a wonderful day today and tomorrow I will be with my children and all my grandchildren.

I'm feeling very blessed.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (TdMsT)

146 you don't use flour and the drippings?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (P9T5R)

I saw Flour and the Drippings open for Sniff and the Tears at the Palladium in '83

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (P3gRi)

147 If you are serving food that you mad today to your family tomorrow, then you are serving lftovers to your family for thanksgiving.

the more you know

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (K3ZCc)

148 This is also a great weekend to get the Christmas lights up if you haven't already done so.

I may have gone a bit overboard this year: https://bit.ly/3CNS9fl

(Caution: contains a naughty word.)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SchxB)

149 Jane, try removing the spine and cutting the breast into two pieces.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (mNhhD)

150 But the gravy was $2.75 per jar?
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)

you don't use flour and the drippings?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (P9T5R)

Gravy? From a jar?

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SH2Zi)

151 >>134 Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)

Don't Give Up The Shim.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (M3Z2J)

152 Old and Busted: I'm going to fix the Trump economy.
Posted by: Joe Biden

Fixed, like taking a dog to the vet?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (9rNlX)

153 *Flammenwerfes Butterball

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (V13WU)

154 But the gravy was $2.75 per jar?
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)

you don't use flour and the drippings?
Posted by: Kindltot

Grandma taught me gravy. Depending on amount of drippings, put 1-2 T flour in a jar, add approx. 1/2 cup water. Shake like the dickens. Bring drippings to a simmer/boil and add jar mix slowly, stirring constantly. Yummy. Add s and p to taste.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (pA4Ca)

155 It is a good thing that thanksgiving a d Christmas are a month apart. By the time you are running low on leftovers from tgiving, it is time for the Christmas meal!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (9HRiP)

156 Jane, try removing the spine and cutting the breast into two pieces.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Dahmer, is that you?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)

157 And tomorrow, enroute to Seattle, I'll get to joust with all the Canadian truck drivers. They don't take tomorrow off, for some reason.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (I2/tG)

Neither do American trucker drivers.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (cweEx)

158 Happy Thanksgiving Ben Had!

And to all my groovy cats and kittens!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

159 you don't use flour and the drippings?


things you need for dating a fat chick with herpes?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (K3ZCc)

160 113 I cider brined my turkey in flagrant disregard of CBD's directive to dry brine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

Oh hell, hadn't thought of a cider brine (see post a week or so ago about how brine needs BOURBON to open up the spices).......

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (DkHo+)

161 Hey Doof!

Thank you! Haven't heard those guys in decades.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (U2p+3)


You should remedy that!! I suggest listening to at least 2 albums from The Smiths this weekend. Start with these:
The Queen is Dead (Studio album)
Louder Than Bombs (compilation album)

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (mZUr4)

162 I'm not having one tomorrow, but the best turkey I've had is when I signed up with Dickey's BBQ (texas chain based in Fort Worth) to get a whole Cajun Fried Turkey. You have to sign up and order about 2 weeks in advance, but it was absolutely incredible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (evAgx)

163 Ladyl, never forget that you are the sunshine.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (j8vh7)

164 And it's just another day, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (U2p+3)


what are you doing for Thanksgiving, Nurse?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (P9T5R)

165 Target has a $10 waffle iron and $80 set of luggage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (KOlLu)

166 147 If you are serving food that you mad today to your family tomorrow, then you are serving lftovers to your family for thanksgiving.

the more you know
Posted by: confederatefifth at

You said that yesterday. And the day before.

Hoping someone will fall on their sword now?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (U2p+3)

167 102 If being vegetarian is so awesome why does all their food try to taste like meat?

Pig logic

Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (aurj9)

168 Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
Reared by Biden himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Why don't we call him Napoleon and lock him up at Bellvue?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (9rNlX)

169 Happy Thanksgiving Eris, Ben Had and horde!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

170 Grandma taught me gravy. Depending on amount of drippings, put 1-2 T flour in a jar, add approx. 1/2 cup water. Shake like the dickens. Bring drippings to a simmer/boil and add jar mix slowly, stirring constantly. Yummy. Add s and p to taste.
Posted by: Infidel

Do you rest the turkey on a bed of veggies during it's roasting? We do but don't use them. They do flavor the drippings for the gravy though and it get the bird up off the bottom of the pan. I don't use a roasting rack.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (mD/uy)

171 151 >>134 Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)

Don't Give Up The Shim.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (M3Z2J)

You may Fire Island when ready, Gridley.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

172 Happy Thanksgiving, Jane D'oh !

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (V13WU)

173 Ace, the Cobs, and all you morons are simply the best. Blessings to you all this Thanksgiving.

Amen to that. Simply the best.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (nxdel)

174 HAPPY THANKSGIVING HORDE!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 24, 2021 09:14 PM (FcPY7)

175 I'm not having one tomorrow, but the best turkey I've had is when I signed up with Dickey's BBQ (texas chain based in Fort Worth) to get a whole Cajun Fried Turkey. You have to sign up and order about 2 weeks in advance, but it was absolutely incredible.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (evAgx)


That sounds awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:14 PM (qxz9B)

176 Tofurkey is brining. Certified free-range, organic, shade-grown stuffing is ready to go into the oven. Yam's are in the garbage. Looks like I am ready.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:14 PM (SH2Zi)

177 I'm looking at Chef John's T-Day sides compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb4ktiQyZk

I like his 3/1 taters/butter ratio.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

178 I cider brined my turkey in flagrant disregard of CBD's directive to dry brine.
Posted by: All Hail E


we are going to be wrapping ours in french toast and brining it in mapl syrup

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)

179 No such thing as making too much food for Thanksgiving. You need enough to get through Sunday. Nothing like putting up outdoor Xmas lights in the cold dark and coming inside to a warm house and all the delicious leftovers ready to go.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (mNhhD)

180 I've got this strange feeling that Thanksgiving is coming sooner than I thought.

*Checks calendar*

Sonova...

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (Bp7uo)

181 Jane, you are Blessing unto all.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (j8vh7)

182 Gravy? From a jar?
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SH2Zi)


I always buy a jar just in case mine doesn't turn out. I think I have 3 expired ones in the pantry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)

183 Thank you vmom - same to you and yours!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (mD/uy)

184 143 There is only going to be four of us. What the hell is wrong with me?
Posted by: Tonypete

I know, right? 19 lb turkey, 5(?) side dishes, 2 pies - and 4 of us, too.

I just love Thanksgiving food!
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (PzBTm)

If you don't have a big Turkey you can't make Turkey sandwich leftovers for a week and a half.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (E//99)

185 Where did that half of that sweet potato pie go?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (j8vh7)

186 you don't use flour and the drippings?


My problem with the drippings is I stuff the turkey with celery, onion, and a variety of herbs. Sometimes I use citrus. So not exactly a good recipe for drippings.

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (u+Y3T)

187 Love you Ben Had. What a blessing for my family to meet you and and for you to become a wonderful friend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

188
A woke Thanksgiving table has little placards beside each serving dish on which the pronouns preferred by its contents are listed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (pNxlR)

189 Gravy? From a jar?
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SH2Zi)

I always buy a jar just in case mine doesn't turn out. I think I have 3 expired ones in the pantry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)

Looks like next MoMe needs a gravy clinic, serve it up Octoberfest-style.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (SH2Zi)

190 Nov 26th, stuffing waffles with leftover gravy.

Posted by: davidt at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (0hbQ6)

191 I think I have 3 expired ones in the pantry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)

Expiration dates are just a suggestion so they're probably still good.

Worse comes to worse, mix them with whiskey to kill any germs.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (/aUu0)

192 171 151 >>134 Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
----------------

Full astern.

Posted by: Cap'n Shep at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (aurj9)

193 120 Ok, so had to comment on the Molon Labe Turkey meme:
Thanksgiving was often spent at the Grands-(father, mother), where there were a LOT of the extended family.
So when the dinner bell/whistle sounded, you needed to get your ass in the line for the food: ASAP!
Seconds were based on how fast you INHALED your food and what was left.
Good times fighting with my cousins over that last deviled egg!!!

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (DkHo+)


A family prayer:

In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Whoever eats the fastest gets the most.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

194 Dyslexia is weird that way.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead



Dyslexia spelled backwards is Aixelsyd.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (M8yB3)

195 All my dear friends, many of you are here right now..you mean so much to me. I can't imagine my life without you all in it. I've been truly blessed with not only a great family but great friends as well.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (nxdel)

196 If you are serving food that you mad today to your family tomorrow, then you are serving lftovers to your family for thanksgiving.
Posted by: confederatefifth

Erm, no. Food does not become leftovers until the second time it has been served.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (9rNlX)

197 I always buy a jar just in case mine doesn't turn out. I think I have 3 expired ones in the pantry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)


save 'em. They'd make great trebuchet projectiles in the event of an Antifa riot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (P3gRi)

198 You said that yesterday. And the day before.

Hoping someone will fall on their sword now?
Posted by: n


I say that every thanksgiving at the hq, because there is a funny story behind it.

fyi, I am going to say it tomorrow

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (K3ZCc)

199 Do you rest the turkey on a bed of veggies during it's roasting? We do but don't use them. They do flavor the drippings for the gravy though and it get the bird up off the bottom of the pan. I don't use a roasting rack.
Posted by: Tonypete

Sometimes.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (pA4Ca)

200 My problem with the drippings is I stuff the turkey with celery, onion, and a variety of herbs. Sometimes I use citrus. So not exactly a good recipe for drippings.
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (u+Y3T)

Are you kidding? Except for the citrus, that's awesome drippings! Maybe use an apple instead of a citrus fruit....

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (DkHo+)

201 Erm, no. Food does not become leftovers until the second time it has been served.
Posted by: D

Whatever gets you through the night

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (K3ZCc)

202 191 I think I have 3 expired ones in the pantry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)
----------

Smell test, then, tip of the tongue test

Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (aurj9)

203 If you don't have a big Turkey you can't make Turkey sandwich leftovers for a week and a half.

Tradition around here is Turkey enchiladas on Sunday after T-day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (SchxB)

204 It's not leftovers if you don't eat any first. It's just premade.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (E//99)

205 Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde. May your turkeys all be tender and your pie crusts be flaky. Much laughter and love.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (cSyAR)

206 Protein enhanced concentrated soy paste has just as many calories as a thanksgiving dinner and costs a fraction as much. Save the hassle and expense of a big thanksgiving meal and get your energy for the day from protein enhanced concentrated soy paste.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (9HRiP)

207 Smell test, then, tip of the tongue test
Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (aurj9)

*Wants yo say something*

*Probably shouldn't*

*Just use your imaginations, people*

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (yx8Uo)

208 >>> 143 There is only going to be four of us. What the hell is wrong with me?
Posted by: Tonypete

I know, right? 19 lb turkey, 5(?) side dishes, 2 pies - and 4 of us, too.

I just love Thanksgiving food!
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (PzBTm)

We also go crazy. Just me, the hubs and our five year old and along with a 14 pound bird we're having sausage and oyster stuffing, mashed potatoes and madiera gravy, creamy Swiss chard with crispy gnocchi, corn pudding, Tammy Bruce's cranberry sauce and kale and brussel sprouts salad. Along with homemade pumpkin pie with a pecan/praline crust.

The pie is low carb. Because we're watching our carbs......

Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (pTdRU)

209 N.L. Urker, la familia.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (j8vh7)

210 Protein enhanced concentrated soy paste has just as many calories as a thanksgiving dinner and costs a fraction as much. Save the hassle and expense of a big thanksgiving meal and get your energy for the day from protein enhanced concentrated soy paste.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (9HRiP)

Shoulda socked that one as Jeffery Toobin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (P3gRi)

211 >>> 105 In laws just got in. I already want to throw myself out of a window.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jmel

NO! They want you to do that!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)

Ideas:
1) Throw THEM out the window
2) Why did you invite them in the first place??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (llON8)

212 Protein enhanced concentrated soy paste has just as many calories as a thanksgiving dinner and costs a fraction as much. Save the hassle and expense of a big thanksgiving meal and get your energy for the day from protein enhanced concentrated soy paste.

I'll just keep getting my phytoestrogen from beer, thanks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:22 PM (SchxB)

213 May your ensuing turkey coma only be interrupted by the call for leftovers!

Posted by: Idahonian at November 24, 2021 09:22 PM (JUcCg)

214 ravenmother, Well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (j8vh7)

215 If you don't have a big Turkey you can't make Turkey sandwich leftovers for a week and a half.
Posted by: Buzzion

I am already looking forward to turkey on white bread with Mayo and mustard - and stuffing, gravy, shaker corn, green bean casserole leftovers.

Not to mention the pie. So. Much. Pie...

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (PzBTm)

216 Smell test, then, tip of the tongue test
Posted by: Braenyard

This then is the story of the Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (mD/uy)

217 Drink your soy slurry from the gravity-fed sustenance tubes in your living pod.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

218 We've also got the traditional Honey Baked Ham.

I've got all my sides made and ready to go I. The oven. Still need to make my pecan chocolate bourbon pie in the morning.

My upper back went out this afternoon and I can barely move. And my ophthalmologist thinks my left retina is trying to detach.

YAY!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

219 I'd like to also mention how thankful I am for Ace, the COBs, the Open Bloggers, and The Horde. We get outstanding content, and we hang out at THE BEST place for free speech on the web.

I learn stuff from The Horde that just astounds me. Y'all put up with my non-stop music links and my constant talk about bourbon and Justified. So many of you I hope to meet in person. But for now, I'll just say a heartfelt THANK YOU!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (mZUr4)

220 We also go crazy. Just me, the hubs and our five year old and along with a 14 pound bird we're having sausage and oyster stuffing, mashed potatoes and madiera gravy, creamy Swiss chard with crispy gnocchi, corn pudding, Tammy Bruce's cranberry sauce and kale and brussel sprouts salad. Along with homemade pumpkin pie with a pecan/praline crust.

The pie is low carb. Because we're watching our carbs......
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (pTdRU)

That's it, the horde is descending on your place tomorrow,...but we'll bring pie(s).....

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (DkHo+)

221 203 If you don't have a big Turkey you can't make Turkey sandwich leftovers for a week and a half


You can if you make a turkey for one!

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (u+Y3T)

222 Only 4 of us tomorrow but daughter insists on every side dish imaginable!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (nxdel)

223 *triangulates on Ravenmom's signal*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

224 Helena Handbasket, Happy Thanksgiving to you and your wonderful mom.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (j8vh7)

225 Why don't these America-hating assholes on TV just make their own freakshow "Fourth November Thursday" meal and shut the fuck up. Save the planet yourselves, eat your ground bugs and jizz paste Thankfulness Patties.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:25 PM (9rNlX)

226 Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all.
Son and GF (!) here, celebrating her birfday.
Life is good.

Posted by: RI Red at November 24, 2021 09:25 PM (a8b7P)

227 You can if you make a turkey for one!

Is that like a Cornish game turkey?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:26 PM (SchxB)

228 Happy Thanksgiving to all you wonderful morons. Imma go pour myself a Tito's and rest my bad back and go to bed early.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

229 Along with homemade pumpkin pie with a pecan/praline crust.

The pie is low carb. Because we're watching our carbs......
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (pTdRU)

I wonder if praline trees will grow in Arizona? I know pecans do well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:26 PM (P3gRi)

230 A family prayer:

In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Whoever eats the fastest gets the most.
Posted by: Ladyl

Haha, learned that one from my Grammy!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (OX9vb)

231 Jane, Sit down , have a Tito's and let some other's pitch in.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (j8vh7)

232 Smell test, then, tip of the tongue test
Posted by: Braenyard

Just the tip, to see if you like it

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (9rNlX)

233 Jane - sounds like eye surgery in your future. Bummer but not as scary as it sounds. Take care.

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (PzBTm)

234 In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Whoever eats the fastest gets the most.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)


Ours was the classic:

Good Bread,
Good Meat,
Good God,
Let's eat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

235 Do the asshole journalists in America Jr. make these arguments about fake thanksgiving in October?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (E//99)

236 Good bread
Good meat
Good God
Let's eat!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

237 Dyslexia spelled backwards is Aixelsyd.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (M8yB3)


Aix-elsyd was the place in Brittany where Pippin the Bald got stomped by the Basques

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (P9T5R)

238 Greatish minds think alike!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

239 Good Bread,
Good Meat,
Good God,
Let's eat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

Rub-a-dub, dub.
Thanks for the grub.
Yay, God!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)

240 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

Sorry Eris, you need to hone your response time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)

241 In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Whoever eats the fastest gets the most.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

Ours was the classic:

Good Bread,
Good Meat,
Good God,
Let's eat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)


I'm trying to remember the one my dad used to say. I just remember it ended with, Yay God!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (qxz9B)

242 I blame contact tryptophan.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

243 Concentrated soy-paste is the other dark meat. You can make soup out of it too.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (P9T5R)

244 George Floyd was a piece of shit and the world is a better place without his dead fentanyl-hiding ass. And he did kill himself.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



There are a lot of people who are relieved he is dead. Mostly his family who got paid, and all of his various victims over the years.

So, Happy Thanksgiving, St. George, Patron Saint of Drug Mules.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (M8yB3)

245 Sorry Eris, you need to hone your response time!



horde faith

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (K3ZCc)

246 Soon the Day of the Woodchipper will be upon us.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (KOlLu)

247 Joke: put a Cornish game hem inside the Turkey. Pull it out before you cut it and go "omg you cooked a pregnant turkey!" See if any of your relatives are that dumb.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (E//99)

248 Rub-a-dub, dub.
Thanks for the grub.
Yay, God!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)


THAT'S IT!! Thank you, AOP.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (qxz9B)

249 Whereas last year at this time, I was in deep despair over the election and the state of the country, I feel a bit of hope right now. The VA and NJ election results, Brandon's poll numbers, and the Rittenhouse verdict made me think the country's not finished yet. It might just be that "wokeism" will end up being seen in just a few years as a ridiculous fad that people will deny they ever bought into.

The reason I think that is because I know someone who watched the Rittenhouse trial and is convinced it was self-defense. This same person was baying for his head last summer, because she was stupid enough to believe the media. When she told me the other day that anyone who watched the video had to admit KR was innocent, I kept myself from saying "That was clear to me last summer because I watched the video. And you told me I was full of shit." My friend, a Dem, is now starting to realize just how much she's being lied to.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (HabA/)

250 Greatish minds think alike!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)


I'll accept that premise!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

251 I wonder what the menu is at the billionaire's house for his Biden Crime Family guests. Are diamonds edible?

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (mNhhD)

252 231 Jane, Sit down , have a Tito's and let some other's pitch in.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (j8vh7

----

Husband's going to vacuum tomorrow. I'm trying to resist the urge to toss Biscuit and Butter outside to survive the coyotes. I'm so done with the adorable little fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

253 I am thankful for the horde.

My oldest said a prayer before dinner this past Sunday, asking that God look out for and take care of his Grandma. It is our first Thanksgiving without her. R.I.P. They food and company will be good and will be enjoyed, but it will not be the same.

Hug your loved ones.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (SH2Zi)

254 Aix-elsyd was the place in Brittany where Pippin the Bald got stomped by the Basques

Posted by: Kindltot


Guarded by the splendid castle of Armaaaaaaaahhhhhh . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (M8yB3)

255 Not a laughing matter: Black Rifle Coffee Company has apparently sent out letters that their system(s) may have been hacked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)

256 Not a laughing matter: Black Rifle Coffee Company has apparently sent out letters that their system(s) may have been hacked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)

Hahaha. Oh.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (SH2Zi)

257 Husband's going to vacuum tomorrow. I'm trying to resist the urge to toss Biscuit and Butter outside to survive the coyotes. I'm so done with the adorable little fuckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

Just put 'em in a big cardboard box with some 'nip and let the kitties trance out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

258 Guarded by the splendid castle of Armaaaaaaaahhhhhh . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (M8yB3)

The Castle of Armalite is a better bet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (P3gRi)

259 BTW, thanks to all the members of the horde who offered support when I was going through a real bad time after the election.

I appreciate it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (HabA/)

260 the very worst Thanksgiving was at our friends home in country, nobody an no thing around forever, nowhere to run out and get a burger and she served Tofurky and she even made it that day

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (K3ZCc)

261 Not a laughing matter: Black Rifle Coffee Company has apparently sent out letters that their system(s) may have been hacked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)


Was it Russians?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (P9T5R)

262 >>> That's it, the horde is descending on your place tomorrow,...but we'll bring pie(s).....
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (DkHo+)

I'll be sure to stock up on the Valu-rite Vodka!

Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (pTdRU)

263 Who was it encouraging their customers to put whole sticks of butter in their coffee? Was that Black Rifle Coffee? Did anyone here do that?

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (Utolp)

264 Thanksgiving Apocalypse chicken dinner from cans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_BNCDECIA

Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (aurj9)

265 Not a laughing matter: Black Rifle Coffee Company has apparently sent out letters that their system(s) may have been hacked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)

How could they tell?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (P3gRi)

266 255 Not a laughing matter: Black Rifle Coffee Company has apparently sent out letters that their system(s) may have been hacked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)

"Oh, that's too bad," she laughed.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:34 PM (HabA/)

267 I wonder what the menu is at the billionaire's house for his Biden Crime Family guests. Are diamonds edible?
Posted by: J


totinos pizza rolls and hot pockts

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:34 PM (K3ZCc)

268 Does Black Rifle Coffee have the handle that goes up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (KOlLu)

269 Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (Utolp)

I believe the head ewok was doing that for a while.

I do not like greasy coffee.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (HabA/)

270 Thank you, all of you, for being here the past year. It has been a tough one for me and Kidsharn. From JT and the daily "Hi Rosasharn" to Hadrian and comments about Puppy, I appreciate all of you. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (PzBTm)

271 How could they tell?

I think it was the guy with the detailed blog post of how easy it was to hack BRCC that tipped them off.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (SchxB)

272 the very worst Thanksgiving was at our friends home in country, nobody an no thing around forever, nowhere to run out and get a burger and she served Tofurky and she even made it that day
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (K3ZCc)

Where do you put the stuffing in a Tofurkey?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (P3gRi)

273 Just put 'em in a big cardboard box with some 'nip and let the kitties trance out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

-----

These two boys are insane. Worst cats ever to discipline. A water bottle doesn't faze them. First time ever we've had two young male kittens, and they're both over a year old and wild. I'm considering claymores to keep them out of the kitchen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

274 See you all tomorrow after the food comas abate.

Good Night and sweet dreams, Ya'all.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (j8vh7)

275 268 Does Black Rifle Coffee have the handle that goes up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (KOlLu)
-------------------------

No, but they have the grift hand that goes out.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (lNHqD)

276 Where do you put the stuffing in a Tofurkey?
Posted by: A

did not see, however, the entire thing was moldd into the shape of a turky

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (K3ZCc)

277 Nite, Ben Had.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (P3gRi)

278 Night Sis!

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 24, 2021 09:37 PM (QHqf9)

279 I believe the head ewok was doing that for a while.

I do not like greasy coffee.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (HabA/)

I'm curious how buttered coffee tastes but I'm not really willing to try. Nothing wrong with good old fashioned whiskey.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (Ty2ee)

280 Night,Ben Had and everyone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (ptqGC)

281 No, but they have the grift hand that goes out.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (lNHqD)


My good sir, I'd be more than glad to nominate that as a thread winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

282 Good night quitters!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

283 272
Where do you put the stuffing in a Tofurkey?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (P3gRi)
----------------------------

I think you mold it into the shape of a pilgrim hat, then set it atop the tofurkey at a rakish angle.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (lNHqD)

284 did not see, however, the entire thing was moldd into the shape of a turky
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (K3ZCc)

Yannow, if Tofu were to be molded into an exact likeness of Barack Obama's head, it would be fun to eat it, just to piss off liberals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:39 PM (P3gRi)

285 I wonder what the menu is at the billionaire's house for his Biden Crime Family guests. Are diamonds edible?
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (mNhhD)


Those turkeys Biden pardoned.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:39 PM (P9T5R)

286 Good night quitters!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)


"Summer soldiers" is good too!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)

287 Good night Ben Had!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:40 PM (nxdel)

288 Yannow, if Tofu were to be molded into an exact likeness of Barack Obama's head, it would be fun to eat it, just to piss off liberals.
Posted by: A


Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:40 PM (K3ZCc)

289 Yannow, if Tofu were to be molded into an exact likeness of Barack Obama's head, it would be fun to eat it, just to piss off liberals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:39 PM (P3gRi)

They might expect it to heal leprosy.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (YQS42)

290 Over the lips,
Past the gums,
Look out stomach,
Here it comes!

Posted by: Idahonian at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (JUcCg)

291 My oldest said a prayer before dinner this past Sunday, asking that God look out for and take care of his Grandma. It is our first Thanksgiving without her. R.I.P.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (SH2Zi)


RIP. You have good kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (qxz9B)

292 Good night Jane. Hope you feel better.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)

293 They might expect it to heal leprosy.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (YQS42)


Think STDs would be more of a concern...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

294 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (llON8)

295 So I was correct after my 5 year old brought the coof home. My wife and I promptly got sick and now our seven year old is showing signs


Fml

Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)

296 I have no beef with vegetarianism (HEYoooooh!), just with whiny self-righteous vegetarianism.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

297 I think Saint Mooch heals the STDs.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe8)

298 Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (SH2Zi)
RIP. You have good kids.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (qxz9B)


True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)

299 That sucks, gman. I hope you all have a quick recovery.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (SH2Zi)

300 Cooked a Turducken in 2006 for T-Day. Blew up the oven and filled the house with smoke. The thing looked like a headless, legless and armless human torso, and was delicious along with the myriad number of side dishes I made. It was the first time I'd ever cooked for a family (had got married the previous March and inherited two young kids thereby) and I loved every minute of the experience even though it ended in disaster.

I miss cooking for a yuge number of people now that I've been divorced lo these last 9 years.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Horde and your loved ones.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (M8yB3)

301 I think Saint Mooch heals the STDs.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe

She is the poster girl for celibacy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (P3gRi)

302 RIP. You have good kids.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (qxz9B)

Thank you. She was an angel.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (SH2Zi)

303 I think Saint Mooch heals the STDs.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe[/i[

You do you, but I think the verb of choice be more like [b[delivers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

304 Saint Mooch heals the STDs.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe

Patron Saint of Moochers.

Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (SH2Zi)

305 >>> 295 So I was correct after my 5 year old brought the coof home. My wife and I promptly got sick and now our seven year old is showing signs


Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)

Getteth thee some horseth paste at thy local feedeth shoppe.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (llON8)

306 Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)


Ugh, sorry Gman.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (qxz9B)

307 I have no beef with vegetarianism (HEYoooooh!), just with whiny self-righteous vegetarianism.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)


Which is bad - but not quite as bad as whiny self-righteous veganism.

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)

308 So I was correct after my 5 year old brought the coof home. My wife and I promptly got sick and now our seven year old is showing signs


Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)

Well, get the whole family on Ivermectin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (P3gRi)

309 crap

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

310 I know it's not Christmas, but I treated myself to oyster stew.

Posted by: Lotta nerve at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (JdcHc)

311 Has the ceo of black rifle coffee blamed right wing extremists for the hack yet?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (E//99)

312 These two boys are insane. Worst cats ever to discipline. A water bottle doesn't faze them. First time ever we've had two young male kittens, and they're both over a year old and wild. I'm considering claymores to keep them out of the kitchen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

Cut 'em. If I were Zod, I'd add, "Do it NOW!"

Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (Foq6I)

313 >>> 307 I have no beef with vegetarianism (HEYoooooh!), just with whiny self-righteous vegetarianism.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

Which is bad - but not quite as bad as whiny self-righteous veganism.
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)

Nueske's bacon is alleged to cause some veg-heads to fall off the wagon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (llON8)

314 We had about 11 adults and 7 kids over for the pre-Thanksgiving meal. Fun.

Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:46 PM (Foq6I)

315 Gman, prayers for a quick recovery for you all.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (nxdel)

316 Over the lips,
Past the gums,
Look out stomach,
Here it comes!

Posted by: Idahonian




A favorite of my Dad on those rare times he was in a jovial mood at dinner. He was a wonderful Dad, just very, very quiet. I think having three noisy kids drove him mad most days but he never showed it.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (M8yB3)

317 Has the ceo of black rifle coffee blamed right wing extremists for the hack yet?

Haven't heard. He'll probably delegate that to his former ACTBLUE staff if he hasn't.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (SchxB)

318 Kids are sick this year and I'm just getting in the mood. Guess I will be alone. Have a butterball frozen breast in freezer. Have potatoes for mashed, found a can of cranberry and a can of apple pie filling and a box of puff pastry in freezer. maybe, maybe not.

Tomorrow is another day. Still limping from a hurt hip.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (pA4Ca)

319 So I was correct after my 5 year old brought the coof home. My wife and I promptly got sick and now our seven year old is showing signs


Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)

Really sorry to hear that.

Dear LAWD, please make Gman's coof short lived.

Kthnxpraisethejesus

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (nuIoM)

320 We had about 11 adults and 7 kids over for the pre-Thanksgiving meal. Fun.
Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:46 PM (Foq6I)


Y'all know how to PARTY!!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (mZUr4)

321 Turkey is too often maligned,

By people who don't prepare it well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (EZebt)

322 Which is bad - but not quite as bad as whiny self-righteous veganism.
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)

Worst would be a breatharian Thanksgiving.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

323 I can relate to the Throckmorton Thanksgiving picture. There always had to be the asshole kid with the guitar at the table. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:48 PM (VwHCD)

324 >>> 323 I can relate to the Throckmorton Thanksgiving picture. There always had to be the asshole kid with the guitar at the table. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:48 PM (VwHCD)

But it's better than a drum set, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON8)

325 There always had to be the asshole kid with the guitar at the table. lol
---

And who might THAT have been, Bers? Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

326 Worst would be a breatharian Thanksgiving.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

It's organic, free-range air. There's just no pleasing some people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (P3gRi)

327 We had about 11 adults and 7 kids over for the pre-Thanksgiving meal. Fun.
Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:46 PM (Foq6I)

Sounds like everyone had a good time.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (cgLkp)

328 Big Bird has no genitals.

Repeat.

Big Bird has no genitals.

Over.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (R/m4+)

329 But it's better than a drum set, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at

We save that for Christmas.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (pA4Ca)

330 Pies are in the oven. Turkey is fresh, so no thawing. Bread is staling nicely for stuffing. Boy is cleaning the kitchen. DH is bowling. Now I'm sitting on my ass, with a cocktail. And I'm thankful for all of it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (r9FP4)

331 >>> Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (cgLkp)

I hope this is a sock fail...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (llON8)

332 {{Infidel}} if I could transport you here I would!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)

333 But it's better than a drum set, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON


I take it you are not aware of castanets!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

334 I wonder how you're feeling,
There's ringing in my ears.
And no one to relate to 'cept the sea...

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (u+Y3T)

335 But it's better than a drum set, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON

That happened when I was 12. Mom was ready to suck start a pistol. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (VwHCD)

336 I went to a hippie Thanksgiving once and they had a Turkey made of seitan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (EZebt)

337 Police are saying that the Waukesha murder was not being chased and intentionally drove into the parade. There goes that media narrative so it's time to bury the story.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)

338 Tomorrow is another day. Still limping from a hurt hip.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (pA4Ca)

Hmm.. mumble.. mumble.. moron meetup Thanksgiving... hm... pondering...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (r9FP4)

339 And who might THAT have been, Bers? Ha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)


Oh, so well done, Eris!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

340 {{{Ben Had}}}. You are the Queen of the Horde. I'm grateful as heck for you.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (TdMsT)

341 I went to a hippie Thanksgiving once and they had a Turkey made of seitan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (EZebt)

Did you have an irresistable to shit afterwords? Oh, wait, serutan. Never mind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (P3gRi)

342 @ Sharkman
"3 kids drove him mad"

There were 7 of us. Poor bastage.

Posted by: Idahonian at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (JUcCg)

343 There goes that media narrative so it's time to bury the story.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)


You will never hear that little detail again..

Posted by: Media Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

344 I hope this is a sock fail...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (llON

I know, right?
I was skeered to respond. Heh

Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (Foq6I)

345 >>> 332 {{Infidel}} if I could transport you here I would!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)

I rather selfishly want Infidel, and Pug, and a bunch of other people who have talked about the TX MoMee to show up next year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (llON8)

346 {{{Jewells,}}} If I could wiggle my nose like Samantha and be there I would have bells on! Thank you dear heart.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (pA4Ca)

347 283 272
Where do you put the stuffing in a Tofurkey?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at


I know, I know

Posted by: Shep at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (aurj9)

348 340 {{{Ben Had}}}. You are the Queen of the Horde. I'm grateful as heck for you.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (TdMsT)


You are not alone in that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

349 333 But it's better than a drum set, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON

I take it you are not aware of castanets!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

Vuvuzelas FTW!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

350 Grandson just took his first-ever pumpkin pie out of the oven which was immediately replaced with a pizza. We have the grandkids tonight but early departure for them in the morning so they can finish cleaning up at home before guests arrive.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (KTaZ8)

351 And who might THAT have been, Bers? Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

yeah..yeah it was me, lol. BUT, my father played too, and he was an enabler. Bring the guitar to granny's. and it went like this-

Mom- Ok we're going to eat, put the guitar away.
Me- oh mom
*mom tells dad to take the guitar*
dad- give me the guitar
*dad starts playing the guitar*
mom- wtf???

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (VwHCD)

352 Police are saying that the Waukesha murder was not being chased and intentionally drove into the parade. There goes that media narrative so it's time to bury the story.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)


The drive-by media will now do the drive-by mind trick

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (mZUr4)

353 Police are saying that the Waukesha murder was not being chased and intentionally drove into the parade. There goes that media narrative so it's time to bury the story.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)

Then let them charge him with 5 counts of Murder 1.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)

354 Turkey out of the brine, spatchcocked, dried, seasoned, and back in the fridge until zero balls thirty tomorrow morning when it goes on the smoker.

Time for scotch.

Posted by: ballistic at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (oXNqT)

355 >>> 349 333 But it's better than a drum set, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON

I take it you are not aware of castanets!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

Vuvuzelas FTW!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

*blinks*

*imagines mini-Eris at the dinner table with an enormous vuvuzela, blatting away merrily*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (llON8)

356 Happy Thanksgiving to The Horde!

My BIL loves cooking so much, that it's sometimes a fight to get him to let me contribute. I have a German Chocolate Cake made from scratch ready for the family to enjoy!

Posted by: TB24601 at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (ivpxS)

357 But for now, I'll just say a heartfelt THANK YOU!

Posted by: Doof




This has been my absolute favorite place to be since I stumbled onto the blog in 2004. Best place on the internet, bar none. The content, the commenters, just having a place to go that's always there.

I pray daily for everyone here and always will.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (M8yB3)

358 I rather selfishly want Infidel, and Pug, and a bunch of other people who have talked about the TX MoMee to show up next year.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (llON


FIXT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

359 353 Police are saying that the Waukesha murder was not being chased and intentionally drove into the parade. There goes that media narrative so it's time to bury the story.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)

Then let them charge him with 5 counts of Murder 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)

6...

Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)

360 310 I know it's not Christmas, but I treated myself to oyster stew.
Posted by: Lotta nerve at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (JdcHc)


Growing up, we often had that for Christmas Eve dinner.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (TdMsT)

361 Vuvuzelas FTW!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)


Dayum Eris, you are on a role tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

362 6...
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)

So, one of the wounded died? Hope there are no more to come.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (P3gRi)

363 So, um, what happens when looter flash mobs start raiding Amazon warehouses?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)

364 Police are saying that the Waukesha murder was not being chased and intentionally drove into the parade. There goes that media narrative so it's time to bury the story.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)

Then let them charge him with 5 counts of Murder 1.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)

Followed by skeet Pinochet. Drop 'em from the chopper, people on the ground open fire.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (VwHCD)

365 Same, Sharkman. Same year and everything.

Happy Thanksgiving, horde. See ya tomorrow.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (OX9vb)

366 Then let them charge him with 5 counts of Murder 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)

6...
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)
----------------

Take him out of isolation and put him in a cell with Butch.

Posted by: Shep at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (aurj9)

367 lol Berserker! Sounds like an interesting family!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (nxdel)

368 Looks like some new morons with cooking skills.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (pA4Ca)

369 No shortages of Turkeys in Minnesota.

Went shopping yesterday and hit a couple stores. The refrigrated section was full of Fresh Turkey, and the Freezer sections were stacked high.

Posted by: rd at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (Z32m1)

370 So, um, what happens when looter flash mobs start raiding Amazon warehouses?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)

They turn on the gas they have provided for "labor unrest"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (P3gRi)

371 Police are saying that the Waukesha murder was not being chased and intentionally drove into the parade. There goes that media narrative so it's time to bury the story.

Posted by: Buzzion



Two cops saw the vehicle slowly approaching the parade and suspected that he was going to do something crazy. They even approached and pounded on the vehicle and ordered him to stop. He peeled out and they shot at him as he headed for and plowed into the parade.

The cops knew what was up immediately, and the false narrative was all the MSM hiding a fact that one of their BLM pets went on a murder spree.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (M8yB3)

372 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (SchxB)

373 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

374 370 So, um, what happens when looter flash mobs start raiding Amazon warehouses?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)

They turn on the gas they have provided for "labor unrest"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (P3gRi)

I'm picturing those scoopers from "Soylent Green".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

375 This has been my absolute favorite place to be since I stumbled onto the blog in 2004. Best place on the internet, bar none. The content, the commenters, just having a place to go that's always there.

I pray daily for everyone here and always will.
Posted by: Sharkman

2006 for me and wholeheartedly agree!

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 10:02 PM (pA4Ca)

376 6...
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)


I'd like to snark about this as is my usual wont, but the JJSMR photo almost made me weep. That could so easily have been one of my beloved grandsons!
If this insanity is not shut down promptly, the hands of the clock will have moved much closer to midnight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

377 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

378 Okay, I'm out. Gotta be up early. Heading to Louisiana to get this load of 45,000 some odd pounds of Nestle Pure Life bottled water delivered to a Walmart distribution center on Friday.

Planning on stopping at a Petro with a little Indian restaurant right across the street and now as I type this I realize they'll probably be fucking closed goddammit and I was really looking forward to that sonovaBITCH *grumble**grumble**grumble*

Thank you, Ace, Pixy, CBD, JJ, OregonMuse, Miss Hum, WeirdDave, KT, the Open Bloggers, Cobs past and future and the Mighty Moron Horde.

You're all the best.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 10:13 PM (J5TUr)

379 Going to Sin's tomorrow for dinner. Ham, no turkey.

I did some baking (cloverleaf dinner rolls and braided what didn't fit in the muffin tin. Looks good). Mrs IMG did whole cranberry sauce, obligatory green bean casserole with fresh beans, and pasta salad. We picked up some pies (the pie factory here had a line 1/4 mile long) pumpkin and apple.

I am bringing the "Old Man's Likker" as son calls it. 4 Roses small batch. He calls anything north of Valu-Rite "Old man's Likker"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 10:22 PM (8C7+r)

380 374 370 So, um, what happens when looter flash mobs start raiding Amazon warehouses?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)

They turn on the gas they have provided for "labor unrest"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (P3gRi)

I'm picturing those scoopers from "Soylent Green".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


Well, it's all numbered boxes stacked 3 stories high. That could be the new State Lottery, I guess. Time to start taxing the thieves, yes? I mean, since they don't get prosecuted.

Actually, they do, if you live in the wrong right place...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 10:37 PM (8C7+r)

381 ... felonious meth-head daughter was arrested a couple weeks ago shoplifting at a Walmart. $370 dollars in clothing worn under her street clothes. A dozen and a half pairs of panties.

We were on vaca out of state (second day of 2 week trip) and the car in my name I was letting her drive was impounded. $600 fee.

She's cut off and Son will take the trashed car. It's almost to laugh about.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 10:41 PM (8C7+r)

382 Just missed it 5

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2021 01:03 AM (2JoB8)

383 I have a better idea, why don't we forgo NBC?

Posted by: Nightfall at November 25, 2021 04:33 AM (NuOWG)

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