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Happy Thanksgiving Eve
I hope your turkeys are thawing, pies are baking, and families are assembling.
Here’s also hoping that Biden-era scarcity and inflation haven’t impacted your ability to buy a turkey or the roast beast of your choice.
If so, I trust you found an alternative.
A typical Throckmorton family Thanksgiving dinner looks much like the one below. Wishing you the same.
In addition to all my other blessings, I’m thankful to the Ace of Spades community. Ace, the Cobs, and all you morons are simply the best. Blessings to you all this Thanksgiving.
[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:36 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 24, 2021 08:38 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:38 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 24, 2021 08:38 PM (/VWLE)
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (HabA/)
Works for me.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Doof
My pants don't eat turkey!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (x6cfo)
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mZUr4)
Stretchy sweat pants with pre-printed grease stains would be the shiznit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (hOUT3)
There's no upright bass in that photo. So that does not equal good music??
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (mZUr4)
Not foregoing the turkey, but definitely foregoing NBC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (HabA/)
A month earlier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:41 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (mZUr4)
Stretchy sweat pants with pre-printed grease stains would be the shiznit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (P3gRi)
You should patent that idea quickly, AOP!
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: davidt at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (0hbQ6)
Willowed: The appliance bulb for the oven? Chances are about 90% that it's a regular appliance bulb. They were pretty standardized by the 60's. They're extremely low wattage and last forever. When I worked in the hardware store in the mid 70's, we were selling the very same ones that work in most ovens today. Little GE bulb. It wasn't until they started using little tiny halogen bulbs behind glass that things changed in the late 90's.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (hYj23)
That's as bad as Ford saying "Whip Inflation Now". It wasn't us you asshoe!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (mD/uy)
Will you be here all week? Should I try the veal?
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:44 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (F6Xpw)
I simply cannot not see capslock as cockslap.
Dyslexia is weird that way.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:44 PM (wAnMi)
Vegetable puree-mound of turkey-like planet-saving notmeat that tastes like turkey. But it's not turkey.
But it tastes like turkey.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (x6cfo)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mNhhD)
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That mayx perfect sense.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)
I think I'll do that tomorrow in honor of Mom's traditions.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (/VWLE)
Well, I hope you had a good one. Is the menu similar to ours?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (x6cfo)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (P3gRi)
Vegetable puree-mound of turkey-like planet-saving notmeat that tastes like turkey. But it's not turkey.
But it tastes like turkey.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (M3Z2J)
Didn't that used to be tofurkey? Or I assume they've moved on from just tofu, and gotten creative. Like adding ground black bean paste and kelp.
We need Beyond Biden.
Wait, that's wrong.
Wouldn't a vegetable substitute be basically the same thing?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (wAnMi)
AOP, what have you Canucks to be thankful for?
That baby Harp Seals have no arms with which they could respond in kind.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (pNxlR)
What are they elsewhere?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (x6cfo)
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Blasphemous Painting at center of George Floyd controversy stolen from Catholic University
https://tinyurl.com/yykt7mvc
*snort*
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:47 PM (SchxB)
What are they elsewhere?
Posted by: G'rump928
Same here in central OH at Meijer and Kroger.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (KOlLu)
So I was watching Jeopardy and one of the contestants was a very, uh, sturdy "lass". Googled it. Yup, tranny. Not that there's anything wrong with that! But I remember when it came as a surprise to learn somebody was a shemale. Now it seems they all look like Ed from the Warehouse Dept but you have to pretend they don't.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YavThhrC1ik
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (wAnMi)
Nice thought. Nope, that's not how this family rolls. Has to be difficult. I will take a picture of it, and the model, serial number and go to the local little appliance place I always go to. It has a cage around it and a flange with socket size screws. With my luck it will be all one piece and cost too much. And if there is wiring involved, call in a pro.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (HabA/)
I was already here in AZ by then. But I have an invite out tomorrow for Thanksgiving dinner with some nice folks from NoDak.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (P3gRi)
Are they sure it didn't just miraculously rise and walk away on it's own?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (EbJ6H)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (x6cfo)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (/VWLE)
I've looked at getting some, but they've got so many varieties I got confused. I should probably just get the simplest ones and work my way forward from there.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (wAnMi)
And tomorrow, enroute to Seattle, I'll get to joust with all the Canadian truck drivers. They don't take tomorrow off, for some reason.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (pNxlR)
Dayum, but that NEVER gets old!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
I still take my best guess and use "Sir" or "Ma'am" as I see fit. If challenged, I do my best to accommodate and switch to:
"Whatever Freak!"
Yes, I'm a giver.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (P3gRi)
Ask them when the 603 lowers will be back. I have a Colt upper waiting.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (x6cfo)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:50 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:51 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (j8vh7)
Ben Had, the reverse is also true but with at least a 10x multiplier!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
A few weeks ago, someone posted a video of Tainted Love by Broken Peach. I'd never heard of them, but it was a pretty cool, if quirky video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q45yicposyI
It turns out the singers are really good, as well as nice to look at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8sqFwIClM
Posted by: pep at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (ZsR3z)
New rules.
Posted by: Destroyed Jefferson Statues! at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (pA4Ca)
Did you say it was a GE? They have an online parts system that takes your model number and then shows an exploded view of the various parts. Or, at least they did. Might be worth some advanced recon - but that still sounds like the same bulb. Most had a protective cage, but the bulb is still fully exposed (not within the interior wall).
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Kamalalalalala at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (9rNlX)
Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)
I had to put a cage around the bulb to stop those smartass kids from smashing it. Little bastards!
Posted by: The Witch from Hansel and Gretel at November 24, 2021 08:55 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Saint Fauci! at November 24, 2021 08:55 PM (I2/tG)
I have to ask? Why even replace an oven light bulb? It doesn't affect the oven running does it?
It discourages riff-raff from hanging out in the corners.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:54 PM (3cGpq)
If I'm browning something, I like to be able to see how far along it is without having to open the oven door and let all the heat out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (M3Z2J)
I made my cheesecake today, since it takes 3 hours and I want to be drinking and not so much worried about details tomorrow.
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:57 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (M3Z2J)
A Dark Winter, followed by an Arduous March.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 08:57 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (KAi1n)
For me, sweet potato fries are one of those things that sound good, but always disappoint me. I've never had any that were good.
Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:57 PM (F6Xpw)
I usually have much more done by this point but... sick.
Posted by: lin-duh
Don't look now, but ya lost a coupla "duhs) from your nic !
Hope ya feel better !
Posted by: JT at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (pTdRU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)
As I said, that's not how we roll. This is imbedded in the back wall. No way to get the bulb out without removing the cage attached to the back wall. I have errands to run on Friday, that one was just added to my list.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (pA4Ca)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (M3Z2J)
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Heartwarming!
*takes holiday methadone*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
We sent the gKids home tonight just before dinner after hosting them overnight. The best part of saying goodbyes was, "We'll see you tomorrow!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
I've seen an exploded oven. Looks nothing like those diagrams.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (SchxB)
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jmel at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (acNWp)
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: JT at November 24, 2021 09:00 PM (arJlL)
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jmel at November 24, 2021 08:59 PM (acNWp)
Drink faster.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Vegetable puree-mound of turkey-like planet-saving notmeat that tastes like turkey. But it's not turkey.
But it tastes like turkey.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:45 PM (M3Z2J)
If being vegetarian is so awesome why does all their food try to taste like meat?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:00 PM (E//99)
Take care, sweet lady.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (mD/uy)
Set it up for Del Griffith.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (9rNlX)
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (d9Cw3)
Same reason you're supposed to call a guy in a dress "ma'am". They want you to join them in their delusions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at November 24, 2021 08:48 PM (EbJ6H)
Same same. This blog and the horde has helped keep me (mostly) sane since the early 2000s.
Happy Thanksgiving to all. Eat until your pants don't fit.
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (pTdRU)
Posted by: paleRider at November 24, 2021 08:53
Perspective. I would rather make ten pies from scratch than figure out how to properly cook a turkey.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (OX9vb)
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jmel
NO! They want you to do that!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (OX9vb)
Happy Thanksgiving.
That's what booze is for....
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:03 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:03 PM (mZUr4)
A few weeks ago, someone posted a video of Tainted Love by Broken Peach. I'd never heard of them, but it was a pretty cool, if quirky video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q45yicposyI
It turns out the singers are really good, as well as nice to look at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi8sqFwIClM
Posted by: pep at November 24, 2021 08:52 PM (ZsR3z)
Cool Stuff. I started falling down the Broken Peach YouTube rabbit hole, pulled myself out, gonna save it for later.
Posted by: davidt at November 24, 2021 09:03 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (7jgMZ)
We have had no uptick in cases here... although there have been some along the coast.
Fear is contagious.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (SchxB)
That'd make a great meme: pic of a soyburger and one of "Rachel" Levine. "We're both not meat!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 24, 2021 09:01 PM (d9Cw3)
See -- at least 1 moron reads your ONT content!!
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (mZUr4)
In laws just got in. I already want to throw myself out of a window.
Happy Thanksgiving.
You don't turn them out on the back forty with a couple of bales of hay and let them fend for themselves? Why ever not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (pNxlR)
There is only going to be four of us. What the hell is wrong with me?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 08:43 PM (mNhhD)
And if you eat too much you can wear your Spanx
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)
Thanksgiving was often spent at the Grands-(father, mother), where there were a LOT of the extended family.
So when the dinner bell/whistle sounded, you needed to get your ass in the line for the food: ASAP!
Seconds were based on how fast you INHALED your food and what was left.
Good times fighting with my cousins over that last deviled egg!!!
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (DkHo+)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
(Examines suicide letter, scoffs)
Not only can these people not handle their highs, they also can't spell worth a fuck.
(Balls letter)
Tinder.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Ugh. No kidding - Candy kills me towards the end.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)
you don't use flour and the drippings?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (P9T5R)
And the damned cats are reminding me why I didn't want to adopt more kittens.
Grrrrrr
And screw autocucumber for capitalizing turkey.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: From That Time at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)
Wouldn't be surprised if some places aren't using their Turkey prices as a loss leader. "Come get your thanksgiving dinner supplies here! Our Turkey price is low! Sure everything else has jumped up massively to cover that so you'll definitely be paying more, but no one talks about the increase on blueberry muffins!"
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (E//99)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
now that sounds interesting...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
Reared by Biden himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (1HzMu)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:58 PM (pA4Ca)
Hast thou perchance considered a flashlight?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 09:08 PM (V13WU)
New Hotness: You wanted turkey for Thanksgiving? Lower your expectations.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (I2/tG)
I'm driving to Vancouver, wish me luck
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)
and if you don't like the guests, you're a cranx...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tonypete
I know, right? 19 lb turkey, 5(?) side dishes, 2 pies - and 4 of us, too.
I just love Thanksgiving food!
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm feeling very blessed.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (P9T5R)
I saw Flour and the Drippings open for Sniff and the Tears at the Palladium in '83
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (P3gRi)
the more you know
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (K3ZCc)
I may have gone a bit overboard this year: https://bit.ly/3CNS9fl
(Caution: contains a naughty word.)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)
you don't use flour and the drippings?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:07 PM (P9T5R)
Gravy? From a jar?
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
Don't Give Up The Shim.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Joe Biden
Fixed, like taking a dog to the vet?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (9rNlX)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:46 PM (u+Y3T)
you don't use flour and the drippings?
Posted by: Kindltot
Grandma taught me gravy. Depending on amount of drippings, put 1-2 T flour in a jar, add approx. 1/2 cup water. Shake like the dickens. Bring drippings to a simmer/boil and add jar mix slowly, stirring constantly. Yummy. Add s and p to taste.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (9HRiP)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Dahmer, is that you?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 24, 2021 08:49 PM (I2/tG)
Neither do American trucker drivers.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (cweEx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Oh hell, hadn't thought of a cider brine (see post a week or so ago about how brine needs BOURBON to open up the spices).......
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:11 PM (DkHo+)
Thank you! Haven't heard those guys in decades.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (U2p+3)
You should remedy that!! I suggest listening to at least 2 albums from The Smiths this weekend. Start with these:
The Queen is Dead (Studio album)
Louder Than Bombs (compilation album)
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 08:56 PM (U2p+3)
what are you doing for Thanksgiving, Nurse?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (KOlLu)
the more you know
Posted by: confederatefifth at
You said that yesterday. And the day before.
Hoping someone will fall on their sword now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (aurj9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
Reared by Biden himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Why don't we call him Napoleon and lock him up at Bellvue?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (9rNlX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Infidel
Do you rest the turkey on a bed of veggies during it's roasting? We do but don't use them. They do flavor the drippings for the gravy though and it get the bird up off the bottom of the pan. I don't use a roasting rack.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
Don't Give Up The Shim.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (M3Z2J)
You may Fire Island when ready, Gridley.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (V13WU)
Amen to that. Simply the best.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:13 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 24, 2021 09:14 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 24, 2021 09:12 PM (evAgx)
That sounds awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:14 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:14 PM (SH2Zi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb4ktiQyZk
I like his 3/1 taters/butter ratio.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail E
we are going to be wrapping ours in french toast and brining it in mapl syrup
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (mNhhD)
*Checks calendar*
Sonova...
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (Bp7uo)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:15 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SH2Zi)
I always buy a jar just in case mine doesn't turn out. I think I have 3 expired ones in the pantry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tonypete
I know, right? 19 lb turkey, 5(?) side dishes, 2 pies - and 4 of us, too.
I just love Thanksgiving food!
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (PzBTm)
If you don't have a big Turkey you can't make Turkey sandwich leftovers for a week and a half.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (E//99)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (j8vh7)
My problem with the drippings is I stuff the turkey with celery, onion, and a variety of herbs. Sometimes I use citrus. So not exactly a good recipe for drippings.
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
A woke Thanksgiving table has little placards beside each serving dish on which the pronouns preferred by its contents are listed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (SH2Zi)
I always buy a jar just in case mine doesn't turn out. I think I have 3 expired ones in the pantry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)
Looks like next MoMe needs a gravy clinic, serve it up Octoberfest-style.
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: davidt at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)
Expiration dates are just a suggestion so they're probably still good.
Worse comes to worse, mix them with whiskey to kill any germs.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (/aUu0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:06 PM (KOlLu)
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Full astern.
Posted by: Cap'n Shep at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (aurj9)
Thanksgiving was often spent at the Grands-(father, mother), where there were a LOT of the extended family.
So when the dinner bell/whistle sounded, you needed to get your ass in the line for the food: ASAP!
Seconds were based on how fast you INHALED your food and what was left.
Good times fighting with my cousins over that last deviled egg!!!
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:05 PM (DkHo+)
A family prayer:
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Whoever eats the fastest gets the most.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead
Dyslexia spelled backwards is Aixelsyd.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Erm, no. Food does not become leftovers until the second time it has been served.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (9rNlX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)
save 'em. They'd make great trebuchet projectiles in the event of an Antifa riot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (P3gRi)
Hoping someone will fall on their sword now?
Posted by: n
I say that every thanksgiving at the hq, because there is a funny story behind it.
fyi, I am going to say it tomorrow
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Tonypete
Sometimes.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:17 PM (u+Y3T)
Are you kidding? Except for the citrus, that's awesome drippings! Maybe use an apple instead of a citrus fruit....
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (DkHo+)
Posted by: D
Whatever gets you through the night
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:16 PM (qxz9B)
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Smell test, then, tip of the tongue test
Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (aurj9)
Tradition around here is Turkey enchiladas on Sunday after T-day.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (E//99)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (9HRiP)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:19 PM (aurj9)
*Wants yo say something*
*Probably shouldn't*
*Just use your imaginations, people*
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (yx8Uo)
Posted by: Tonypete
I know, right? 19 lb turkey, 5(?) side dishes, 2 pies - and 4 of us, too.
I just love Thanksgiving food!
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:09 PM (PzBTm)
We also go crazy. Just me, the hubs and our five year old and along with a 14 pound bird we're having sausage and oyster stuffing, mashed potatoes and madiera gravy, creamy Swiss chard with crispy gnocchi, corn pudding, Tammy Bruce's cranberry sauce and kale and brussel sprouts salad. Along with homemade pumpkin pie with a pecan/praline crust.
The pie is low carb. Because we're watching our carbs......
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (pTdRU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2021 09:20 PM (9HRiP)
Shoulda socked that one as Jeffery Toobin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (P3gRi)
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jmel
NO! They want you to do that!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)
Ideas:
1) Throw THEM out the window
2) Why did you invite them in the first place??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (llON8)
I'll just keep getting my phytoestrogen from beer, thanks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 24, 2021 09:22 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Buzzion
I am already looking forward to turkey on white bread with Mayo and mustard - and stuffing, gravy, shaker corn, green bean casserole leftovers.
Not to mention the pie. So. Much. Pie...
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Braenyard
This then is the story of the Horde.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
I've got all my sides made and ready to go I. The oven. Still need to make my pecan chocolate bourbon pie in the morning.
My upper back went out this afternoon and I can barely move. And my ophthalmologist thinks my left retina is trying to detach.
YAY!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (ptqGC)
I learn stuff from The Horde that just astounds me. Y'all put up with my non-stop music links and my constant talk about bourbon and Justified. So many of you I hope to meet in person. But for now, I'll just say a heartfelt THANK YOU!
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:23 PM (mZUr4)
The pie is low carb. Because we're watching our carbs......
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (pTdRU)
That's it, the horde is descending on your place tomorrow,...but we'll bring pie(s).....
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (DkHo+)
You can if you make a turkey for one!
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:25 PM (9rNlX)
Posted by: RI Red at November 24, 2021 09:25 PM (a8b7P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:26 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:26 PM (ptqGC)
The pie is low carb. Because we're watching our carbs......
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:21 PM (pTdRU)
I wonder if praline trees will grow in Arizona? I know pecans do well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:26 PM (P3gRi)
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Whoever eats the fastest gets the most.
Posted by: Ladyl
Haha, learned that one from my Grammy!
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Braenyard
Just the tip, to see if you like it
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (9rNlX)
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Ours was the classic:
Good Bread,
Good Meat,
Good God,
Let's eat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (E//99)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (M8yB3)
Aix-elsyd was the place in Brittany where Pippin the Bald got stomped by the Basques
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Good Meat,
Good God,
Let's eat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Rub-a-dub, dub.
Thanks for the grub.
Yay, God!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)
Sorry Eris, you need to hone your response time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Ours was the classic:
Good Bread,
Good Meat,
Good God,
Let's eat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
I'm trying to remember the one my dad used to say. I just remember it ended with, Yay God!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
There are a lot of people who are relieved he is dead. Mostly his family who got paid, and all of his various victims over the years.
So, Happy Thanksgiving, St. George, Patron Saint of Drug Mules.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (E//99)
Thanks for the grub.
Yay, God!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (P3gRi)
THAT'S IT!! Thank you, AOP.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:29 PM (qxz9B)
The reason I think that is because I know someone who watched the Rittenhouse trial and is convinced it was self-defense. This same person was baying for his head last summer, because she was stupid enough to believe the media. When she told me the other day that anyone who watched the video had to admit KR was innocent, I kept myself from saying "That was clear to me last summer because I watched the video. And you told me I was full of shit." My friend, a Dem, is now starting to realize just how much she's being lied to.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'll accept that premise!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:27 PM (j8vh7
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Husband's going to vacuum tomorrow. I'm trying to resist the urge to toss Biscuit and Butter outside to survive the coyotes. I'm so done with the adorable little fuckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (ptqGC)
My oldest said a prayer before dinner this past Sunday, asking that God look out for and take care of his Grandma. It is our first Thanksgiving without her. R.I.P. They food and company will be good and will be enjoyed, but it will not be the same.
Hug your loved ones.
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Kindltot
Guarded by the splendid castle of Armaaaaaaaahhhhhh . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)
Hahaha. Oh.
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (ptqGC)
Just put 'em in a big cardboard box with some 'nip and let the kitties trance out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (M8yB3)
The Castle of Armalite is a better bet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (P3gRi)
I appreciate it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)
Was it Russians?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 24, 2021 09:24 PM (DkHo+)
I'll be sure to stock up on the Valu-rite Vodka!
Posted by: ravenmother at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (pTdRU)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (Utolp)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (aurj9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)
How could they tell?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:31 PM (SchxB)
"Oh, that's too bad," she laughed.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:34 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: J
totinos pizza rolls and hot pockts
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:34 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (KOlLu)
I believe the head ewok was doing that for a while.
I do not like greasy coffee.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (PzBTm)
I think it was the guy with the detailed blog post of how easy it was to hack BRCC that tipped them off.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:33 PM (K3ZCc)
Where do you put the stuffing in a Tofurkey?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
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These two boys are insane. Worst cats ever to discipline. A water bottle doesn't faze them. First time ever we've had two young male kittens, and they're both over a year old and wild. I'm considering claymores to keep them out of the kitchen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (j8vh7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (KOlLu)
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No, but they have the grift hand that goes out.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: A
did not see, however, the entire thing was moldd into the shape of a turkyPosted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 24, 2021 09:37 PM (QHqf9)
I do not like greasy coffee.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (HabA/)
I'm curious how buttered coffee tastes but I'm not really willing to try. Nothing wrong with good old fashioned whiskey.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (Ty2ee)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (lNHqD)
My good sir, I'd be more than glad to nominate that as a thread winner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Where do you put the stuffing in a Tofurkey?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (P3gRi)
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I think you mold it into the shape of a pilgrim hat, then set it atop the tofurkey at a rakish angle.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:36 PM (K3ZCc)
Yannow, if Tofu were to be molded into an exact likeness of Barack Obama's head, it would be fun to eat it, just to piss off liberals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:39 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (mNhhD)
Those turkeys Biden pardoned.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2021 09:39 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Summer soldiers" is good too!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: A
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 24, 2021 09:40 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:39 PM (P3gRi)
They might expect it to heal leprosy.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (YQS42)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:30 PM (SH2Zi)
RIP. You have good kids.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (YQS42)
Think STDs would be more of a concern...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (llON8)
Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe8)
RIP. You have good kids.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (qxz9B)
True dat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (SH2Zi)
I miss cooking for a yuge number of people now that I've been divorced lo these last 9 years.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Horde and your loved ones.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe
She is the poster girl for celibacy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:41 PM (qxz9B)
Thank you. She was an angel.
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe
[/i[
You do you, but I think the verb of choice be more like [b[delivers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (/Yhe
Patron Saint of Moochers.
Posted by: flounder at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)
Getteth thee some horseth paste at thy local feedeth shoppe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Which is bad - but not quite as bad as whiny self-righteous veganism.
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)
Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)
Well, get the whole family on Ivermectin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lotta nerve at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (E//99)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 24, 2021 09:35 PM (ptqGC)
Cut 'em. If I were Zod, I'd add, "Do it NOW!"
Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Which is bad - but not quite as bad as whiny self-righteous veganism.
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)
Nueske's bacon is alleged to cause some veg-heads to fall off the wagon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:46 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (nxdel)
Past the gums,
Look out stomach,
Here it comes!
Posted by: Idahonian
A favorite of my Dad on those rare times he was in a jovial mood at dinner. He was a wonderful Dad, just very, very quiet. I think having three noisy kids drove him mad most days but he never showed it.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (M8yB3)
Haven't heard. He'll probably delegate that to his former ACTBLUE staff if he hasn't.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (SchxB)
Tomorrow is another day. Still limping from a hurt hip.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (pA4Ca)
Fml
Posted by: Gman at November 24, 2021 09:42 PM (hYj23)
Really sorry to hear that.
Dear LAWD, please make Gman's coof short lived.
Kthnxpraisethejesus
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (nuIoM)
Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:46 PM (Foq6I)
Y'all know how to PARTY!!
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)
Worst would be a breatharian Thanksgiving.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:48 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:48 PM (VwHCD)
But it's better than a drum set, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON8)
---
And who might THAT have been, Bers? Ha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
It's organic, free-range air. There's just no pleasing some people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:46 PM (Foq6I)
Sounds like everyone had a good time.
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (cgLkp)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at
We save that for Christmas.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (r9FP4)
I hope this is a sock fail...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON
I take it you are not aware of castanets!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)
There's ringing in my ears.
And no one to relate to 'cept the sea...
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON
That happened when I was 12. Mom was ready to suck start a pistol. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:47 PM (pA4Ca)
Hmm.. mumble.. mumble.. moron meetup Thanksgiving... hm... pondering...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (r9FP4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Oh, so well done, Eris!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (EZebt)
Did you have an irresistable to shit afterwords? Oh, wait, serutan. Never mind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)
You will never hear that little detail again..
Posted by: Media Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (llON
I know, right?
I was skeered to respond. Heh
Posted by: MkY at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)
I rather selfishly want Infidel, and Pug, and a bunch of other people who have talked about the TX MoMee to show up next year.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (pA4Ca)
Where do you put the stuffing in a Tofurkey?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at
I know, I know
Posted by: Shep at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (aurj9)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
You are not alone in that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON
I take it you are not aware of castanets!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)
Vuvuzelas FTW!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
yeah..yeah it was me, lol. BUT, my father played too, and he was an enabler. Bring the guitar to granny's. and it went like this-
Mom- Ok we're going to eat, put the guitar away.
Me- oh mom
*mom tells dad to take the guitar*
dad- give me the guitar
*dad starts playing the guitar*
mom- wtf???
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)
The drive-by media will now do the drive-by mind trick
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)
Then let them charge him with 5 counts of Murder 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)
Time for scotch.
Posted by: ballistic at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:49 PM (llON
I take it you are not aware of castanets!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)
Vuvuzelas FTW!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
*blinks*
*imagines mini-Eris at the dinner table with an enormous vuvuzela, blatting away merrily*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (llON8)
My BIL loves cooking so much, that it's sometimes a fight to get him to let me contribute. I have a German Chocolate Cake made from scratch ready for the family to enjoy!
Posted by: TB24601 at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (ivpxS)
Posted by: Doof
This has been my absolute favorite place to be since I stumbled onto the blog in 2004. Best place on the internet, bar none. The content, the commenters, just having a place to go that's always there.
I pray daily for everyone here and always will.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2021 09:54 PM (llON
FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)
Then let them charge him with 5 counts of Murder 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)
6...
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)
Posted by: Lotta nerve at November 24, 2021 09:45 PM (JdcHc)
Growing up, we often had that for Christmas Eve dinner.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Dayum Eris, you are on a role tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)
So, one of the wounded died? Hope there are no more to come.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:52 PM (E//99)
Then let them charge him with 5 counts of Murder 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)
Followed by skeet Pinochet. Drop 'em from the chopper, people on the ground open fire.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 09:55 PM (P3gRi)
6...
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)
----------------
Take him out of isolation and put him in a cell with Butch.
Posted by: Shep at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (aurj9)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (pA4Ca)
Went shopping yesterday and hit a couple stores. The refrigrated section was full of Fresh Turkey, and the Freezer sections were stacked high.
Posted by: rd at November 24, 2021 10:00 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)
They turn on the gas they have provided for "labor unrest"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Buzzion
Two cops saw the vehicle slowly approaching the parade and suspected that he was going to do something crazy. They even approached and pounded on the vehicle and ordered him to stop. He peeled out and they shot at him as he headed for and plowed into the parade.
The cops knew what was up immediately, and the false narrative was all the MSM hiding a fact that one of their BLM pets went on a murder spree.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)
They turn on the gas they have provided for "labor unrest"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (P3gRi)
I'm picturing those scoopers from "Soylent Green".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
I pray daily for everyone here and always will.
Posted by: Sharkman
2006 for me and wholeheartedly agree!
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 10:02 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 24, 2021 09:57 PM (E//99)
I'd like to snark about this as is my usual wont, but the JJSMR photo almost made me weep. That could so easily have been one of my beloved grandsons!
If this insanity is not shut down promptly, the hands of the clock will have moved much closer to midnight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at November 24, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Planning on stopping at a Petro with a little Indian restaurant right across the street and now as I type this I realize they'll probably be fucking closed goddammit and I was really looking forward to that sonovaBITCH *grumble**grumble**grumble*
Thank you, Ace, Pixy, CBD, JJ, OregonMuse, Miss Hum, WeirdDave, KT, the Open Bloggers, Cobs past and future and the Mighty Moron Horde.
You're all the best.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2021 10:13 PM (J5TUr)
I did some baking (cloverleaf dinner rolls and braided what didn't fit in the muffin tin. Looks good). Mrs IMG did whole cranberry sauce, obligatory green bean casserole with fresh beans, and pasta salad. We picked up some pies (the pie factory here had a line 1/4 mile long) pumpkin and apple.
I am bringing the "Old Man's Likker" as son calls it. 4 Roses small batch. He calls anything north of Valu-Rite "Old man's Likker"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 10:22 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)
They turn on the gas they have provided for "labor unrest"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 10:01 PM (P3gRi)
I'm picturing those scoopers from "Soylent Green".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Well, it's all numbered boxes stacked 3 stories high. That could be the new State Lottery, I guess. Time to start taxing the thieves, yes? I mean, since they don't get prosecuted.
Actually, they do, if you live in the
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 10:37 PM (8C7+r)
We were on vaca out of state (second day of 2 week trip) and the car in my name I was letting her drive was impounded. $600 fee.
She's cut off and Son will take the trashed car. It's almost to laugh about.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 10:41 PM (8C7+r)
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