Mid-Morning Art Thread

Vonnegut Mop1.jpg

Mop 'N Glo
Edith Vonnegut

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Howdy, CBD!

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 TITTY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 How all women should scrub floors.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Had to know it was going to go down hill

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 09:31 AM (mWg/a)

6 Her lover is hiding in front of the painting just as her husband and family come home. Her lover is desperately trying to maintain the awkward position while she distracts her family with her naked butt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

7 And it's a dessert topping

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2021 09:31 AM (IIAOb)

8 Hmmm

Posted by: Tuna at November 29, 2021 09:31 AM (gLRfa)

9 What???

Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 09:31 AM (Kab4E)

10 Hopefully OM doesn't use this on the Chess/Dress Thread

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (mWg/a)

11 She's wearing cellophane wrap.

I'm guessing this is the Bidens ... the early years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (EjmvJ)

12 Hey mom is thats muskrat between you legs?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (yrol0)

13 What the hell is that painting on the wall?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Uh...Mom...?

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (B0mGw)

15 After you're done with the floor make me a sammich.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (LtGlA)

16 Well, this is hideous.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

17 Would have label it Mop and Gag

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (mWg/a)

18 16 Well, this is hideous.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

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It's wearing khakis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (LvTSG)

19 "Hi honey. Lock the kids in the closet.....we've got work to do."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Wax on, wax off?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (gryET)

21 No ottoman?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (zcARI)

22 "Well, this is hideous."

I know. I can't get this stain out. I got blood all over my new dress!

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (B0mGw)

23 Well, damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (Ls/45)

24 The dog in the background can't even make me like this.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

25
"Dessert topping, you cow!"

- - Naked ottoman man

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (s2VJv)

26 One should never smoke weed and paint.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (VwHCD)

27 "And that, kids, is where youns came from!"

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2021 09:33 AM (u/7wY)

28 I think I get it.

It's feminist. She's a literal goddess, right out of a classical heroic nude. But in this country she's forced to work like Cinderella, while her husband takes their kid and the dog and the monkey for a walk.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 09:34 AM (sGnvY)

29 At first, I thought she had back hair.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:34 AM (arJlL)

30 I can't tell you how many times this happened to us at home when we came back from the park

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2021 09:34 AM (IIAOb)

31 The man is a holding a monkey. Must have just come from zoo or circus.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:34 AM (yrol0)

32 I see the theme is presenting once again. Excellent.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 29, 2021 09:34 AM (sZexJ)

33 The kid and his "WTF MA!!!" pose makes the painting.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

34 I would hang this above my fireplace. Sorry, grandpa, you gotta go.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 09:34 AM (zcARI)

35 Yup.

Daughter of Kurt Vonnegut.

Wiki says: Edith "Edie" Vonnegut is an American painter. Her work--most of which juxtaposes heavenly beings and mundane activities--has been showcased at galleries across the United States, and is featured in the book Domestic Goddesses, along with her humorous commentary.

Gentlemen, start your motorboats.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:35 AM (u82oZ)

36 Did Edith go nuts because of the bombing of Dresden??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 09:35 AM (UHVv4)

37 Yes, but does she do windows?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 09:35 AM (BFigT)

38 Because who doesn't scrub their floors naked?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 09:35 AM (U2p+3)

39 She must be one of those maids men hire to do housework in the nude.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

40 Looking right into the New Year. And by New Year I mean her hoohah.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

41 Don't really care for this one. My guess is it's trying to "make a point" about something (women's suffrage, eg) and the message has to take precedence over the image.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2021 09:36 AM (p+1gI)

42 41 Don't really care for this one. My guess is it's trying to "make a point" about something (women's suffrage, eg) and the message has to take precedence over the image.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2021 09:36 AM (p+1gI)

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I guess Western Union was unavailable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

43 The painting on the wall is her Motherhood painting.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (yrol0)

44 And the family is rich enough to own a Baby Being Speared By A Warrior painting too??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (UHVv4)

45 Because who doesn't scrub their floors naked?
Posted by: nurse ratched

The guy on first ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)

46 I don't get it. Where is Kris?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (zcARI)

47 45 Because who doesn't scrub their floors naked?
Posted by: nurse ratched

The guy on first ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)

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Who?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

48 I for one, would not arm wrestle her.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 09:38 AM (4I/2K)

49 I don't get it. Where is Kris?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (zcARI)


Edie drops acid.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

50 I'd like Kris try to explain this one.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

51 This is how she got those kids.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 09:38 AM (AwYPR)

52 The sniper bugged-out. He was so shaken and confused that he couldn't locate targets.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 09:38 AM (AMIL/)

53 She has man hands, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 09:39 AM (4I/2K)

54 That shear little scarf/wrap does nothing for her.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

55 Because who doesn't scrub their floors naked?
Posted by: nurse ratched

The guy on first ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)

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Who?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s

I dunno.

THIRD BASE !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:39 AM (arJlL)

56 I would hang this IN my fireplace.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 09:39 AM (uXonU)

57 The Who claims the unicorn variant is deadly. No word from the Stones.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (LtGlA)

58 I like.

Would hang in the shitter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (8m1jA)

59 The sniper bugged-out. He was so shaken and confused that he couldn't locate targets.
Posted by: Gref


Full moon. Blinded by the light...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (uXonU)

60 If she was really a downtrodden woman, wouldn't she also be pregnant?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (IIAOb)

61 Cat Ass Trophy

The juxtaposition of the mundane act of cleaning floors is contrasting with the toned, bendy, mammalian display of the heroine.

This picture is for the debased male gaze as they throw $100 bills my way.

Is this meaningless art criticism for $1,000?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (u82oZ)

62 Good thing she has a piece of Saran Wrap around her. Otherwise she might get cold.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (ZLI7S)

63 Fucking Monday.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (wAnMi)

64 If she was really a downtrodden woman, wouldn't she also be pregnant?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (IIAOb)

You mean she's not?

Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (PTHEn)

65 I'd sniff her hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (mGl0Z)

66 Where's the mop?

This painting makes no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (4I/2K)

67 "Welcome to Missy's Balloon Knot. Take a seat. I'll be with you momentarily."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

68 57 The Who claims the unicorn variant is deadly. No word from the Stones.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (LtGlA)

"I won't get no... covid vaccine"

--The Rolling Stones

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2021 09:42 AM (CAJOC)

69 Where's the mop?
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"Mop" was slang for you-know-what.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 09:42 AM (sGnvY)

70 No doubt she has a hard time finding rings to fit on those fingers.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

71 "Daddy, is THAT the bad moon rising?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 09:43 AM (dfRN6)

72 Geraldo's ex. No joke. Could explain a lot.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2021 09:43 AM (zMFmR)

73 Well.

That's depressing.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 09:43 AM (bDqIh)

74 She did not skip arm day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:43 AM (u82oZ)

75 >>> 35 Yup.

Daughter of Kurt Vonnegut.

Wiki says: Edith "Edie" Vonnegut is an American painter. Her work
.....
has been showcased at galleries across the United States
, and is featured in the book Domestic Goddesses, along with her humorous commentary.

Gentlemen, start your motorboats.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:35 AM (u82oZ)

Totally unbiased selection by these galleries I'm sure.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 09:43 AM (llON8)

76 It winks at you coming and going.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 09:43 AM (Ls/45)

77 Good thing she has a piece of Saran Wrap around her. Otherwise she might get cold.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 09:41 AM (ZLI7S)

I remember a rather raucous party in college...one woman came dressed in plastic wrap. And not much of it.

She was also an athlete so what was on display was well toned and quite attractive!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:44 AM (Q9lwr)

78 77
I remember a rather raucous party in college...one woman came dressed in plastic wrap. And not much of it.

She was also an athlete so what was on display was well toned and quite attractive!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:44 AM (Q9lwr)

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And you dared to put the male gaze upon her?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

79 Blinded by the light...

Dressed up like a douche, in the corner of the night....

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (arJlL)

80 ========

And you dared to put the male gaze upon her?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)



Well, male something, anyway.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

81 Would not hang.

Posted by: brass pair at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (Pgj0l)

82 The Who claims the unicorn variant is deadly. No word from the Stones.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (LtGlA)

"I won't get no... covid vaccine"

--The Rolling Stones
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2021 09:42 AM (CAJOC)

Because I used to have an immune system
But, it's all over now

Posted by: Mick's Peacock Strut at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (4I/2K)

83 Geraldo Rivera was her husband fro 4 years? Say no more. May she find peace and mental sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:46 AM (u82oZ)

84 >>> 80 ========

And you dared to put the male gaze upon her?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)


Well, male something, anyway.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Oh, is *that* what the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 09:46 AM (llON8)

85
Is it going to be one of those weeks?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 09:46 AM (/U27+)

86 Even the German shepherd is shocked.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

87
Because I used to have an immune system
But, it's all over now
Posted by: Mick's Peacock Strut at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (4I/2K)



If given the chance, I would congratulate Sammy Hagar for aging and NOT prancing around like a prissy fag ala Mick Jagger and David Lee Roth.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

88 >>> 82 The Who claims the unicorn variant is deadly. No word from the Stones.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:40 AM (LtGlA)

"I won't get no... covid vaccine"

--The Rolling Stones
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2021 09:42 AM (CAJOC)

Because I used to have an immune system
But, it's all over now
Posted by: Mick's Peacock Strut at November 29, 2021 09:45 AM (4I/2K)

There's no such thing as an immune system, that's a conspiracy theory!!!

Posted by: Karen #58287130 at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (llON8)

89 Needs more Saran Wrap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (LtGlA)

90 So interesting that Kurt Vonnegut's daughter paints. And made the mistake of briefly marrying Geraldo Rivera.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (jO1qp)

91 Well, the artist can draw boobs. For my taste it goes down hill after that. I don't like being hit over the head with her messages and putting the matter into absurdist images doesn't help.

Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (7EjX1)

92 It's actually not a bad painting all things considered.

Sometimes you need a little kitsch in art.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (IrNjK)

93 Nope

Posted by: Cybernetic at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (xawZJ)

94 Interesting variant on waxing a floor.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (4olE8)

95 90 So interesting that Kurt Vonnegut's daughter paints. And made the mistake of briefly marrying Geraldo Rivera.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (jO1qp)

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"Trust me...I was the one who made the mistake. So sick of her shit..."
-Geraldo

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

96 At the risk of being far too serious this morning and ruining my post-pecan-pie languor...

This is an unserious work that should be appreciated from that perspective. Of course most modern art should be taken unseriously, so this is actually a serious commentary on modern works that are taken far too seriously by far too many people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)

97 96 At the risk of being far too serious this morning and ruining my post-pecan-pie languor...

This is an unserious work that should be appreciated from that perspective. Of course most modern art should be taken unseriously, so this is actually a serious commentary on modern works that are taken far too seriously by far too many people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (LvTSG)

98 Helena Handbasket

Well spotted. Gallery acquisition directors are not STEM-quality brainiacs.

More like herd animals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (u82oZ)

99 *peeks in, looks at painting*

Nope.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (nxdel)

100
This is an unserious work that should be appreciated from that perspective. Of course most modern art should be taken unseriously, so this is actually a serious commentary on modern works that are taken far too seriously by far too many people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)



Word.......wait.......

- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

101 Where's "your kid's art professor" to leftist-splain this to us flyover peeps?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (llON8)

102 Okay, so it's supposed to be e.g. Aphrodite or the like placed in a domestic setting rather than being on a clamshell etc. as usual.

I wonder if the baby and warrior, and the landscape [that I can't make out very well] offer a clue to her identity??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (UHVv4)

103 96 At the risk of being far too serious this morning and ruining my post-pecan-pie languor...

This is an unserious work that should be appreciated from that perspective. Of course most modern art should be taken unseriously, so this is actually a serious commentary on modern works that are taken far too seriously by far too many people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)

Get serious!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (dfRN6)

104 From a Chicago Trib article:
Name: Edith Vonnegut

Background: She painted angels in the subways of New York City, idyllic cherubs right down there with the graffiti and the dregs of subterranean civilization. She lived the gritty life of a starving artist in the urban jungle for 15 years. Then Edith Vonnegut made the move she was convinced would wipe out her career: She got married, hauled off to Cape Cod and had babies.

"Girls with children aren't REAL artists," she told herself, though she held onto that paintbrush through her first pregnancy.

She was in for the surprise of her lifetime.

"There I was scrubbing diapers," says the 49-year-old mother of two, "but I really found my true inspiration for painting. In my estimation, I didn't really come alive 'til I became a mother. Suddenly the lights went on. My fodder is my children."

For the last 12 years, all the while raising her boys, Will, 12, and Buck, 9, she has been painting what she calls her "domestic goddesses," real women -- often mothers -- heroically depicted doing the dirty work of the homefront.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (ZFLSt)

105 Hey mom is thats muskrat between you legs?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:32 AM (yrol0)


Her name is Winona. And it aint a muskrat...
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (mZUr4)

106 no

this does not go on the refrigerator

I'm sorry but adults should paint as if they know what they are doing, this whole style of "art" is just lazy.

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (fcWVN)

107 *peeks in, looks at painting*

Nope.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

Because no jewelry ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (arJlL)

108 Trying yo be edgy like the fop with the soup cans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (LtGlA)

109

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (LvTSG)



ITS A GAG GIFT.

IT

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at November 29, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

110 96 At the risk of being far too serious this morning and ruining my post-pecan-pie languor...

This is an unserious work that should be appreciated from that perspective. Of course most modern art should be taken unseriously, so this is actually a serious commentary on modern works that are taken far too seriously by far too many people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)

And our comments are a commentary on the serious commentary!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (z5Vrg)

111 @Breaking911

BREAKING: Jack Dorsey is stepping down as Twitter CEO, according to a report by CNBC

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (cF8AT)

112 >>> 97 96 At the risk of being far too serious this morning and ruining my post-pecan-pie languor...

This is an unserious work that should be appreciated from that perspective. Of course most modern art should be taken unseriously, so this is actually a serious commentary on modern works that are taken far too seriously by far too many people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (LvTSG)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T EITHER!!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (llON8)

113 if Julianna Moore and Meryl Steep had a child

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (us2H3)

114 Jack Dorsey is stepping down from CEO at Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

115 With Kamala Harris looking unelectable, the Democrats are considering the nuclear option
-Headline at The Telegraph

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So, things are going well in the Biden administration, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (LvTSG)

116 Yeah.... No

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (T/yKs)

117 At the risk of being far too serious this morning...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)


Should we not call you Shirley?

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)

118 111 @Breaking911

BREAKING: Jack Dorsey is stepping down as Twitter CEO, according to a report by CNBC
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (cF8AT)

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I can't wait to see which Chinese national takes over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:51 AM (LvTSG)

119 It's like looking at a disturbed person's inner thoughts.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 09:51 AM (mNhhD)

120 "Daddy, is THAT the bad moon rising?"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


The bathroom's on the right.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 09:51 AM (uXonU)

121 Jack Dorsey is stepping down from CEO at Twitter.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (NpAcC)


So? He'll cash in and nothing will change.

Twatter will still suck and he can't be blamed for it anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

122 >>> 111 @Breaking911

BREAKING: Jack Dorsey is stepping down as Twitter CEO, according to a report by CNBC
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (cF8AT)

Stepping down? Like, into a pit?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 09:51 AM (llON8)

123 Edith. Get me a beer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:51 AM (LtGlA)

124 Now that we are over a hundred, we can tell about the parties we went to before phones in cameras.

I had a CO who would crawl on his back on a dance floor when women in dresses were dancing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:52 AM (u82oZ)

125 if Julianna Moore and Meryl Steep had a child
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 09:50 AM (us2H3)



That's not how this works......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

126 too impure and sensational

OVERRULED

Posted by: Alison Nathan at November 29, 2021 09:52 AM (us2H3)

127 I always read the name as BEN BROTHELBURGER.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 09:52 AM (mNhhD)

128 It's all about product placement.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (U2p+3)

129 What's goin on in the background, where it looks as if a woman is slaughtering a child with a spear?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (jO1qp)

130 It will be newsworthy if Dorsey embraces the hobo life only to be tossed into a certain Ewok's cooking pot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (T/yKs)

131 Needs moar Ice-nine.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

132 Not my style of painting, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (txdEq)

133 My life's inspiration...
---Hunter Biden

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (8dpRy)

134 I have questions.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (5p7BC)

135 Her name is Winona. And it aint a muskrat...
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
Posted by: Doof

Where and HOW in the fook didja ever find THAT ?

Don't tell me, I don't wanna know !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (arJlL)

136 What's goin on in the background, where it looks as if a woman is slaughtering a child with a spear?
=====

That's the glimpse inside mom's subconscious.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (sGnvY)

137 @Jack off Twitter!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (SchxB)

138 She has an odd looking earlobe.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (NpAcC)

139 "BREAKING: Jack Dorsey is stepping down as Twitter CEO, according to a report by CNBC"

His replacement is named Vijay-Jay or something.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (B0mGw)

140 >>> 98 Helena Handbasket

Well spotted. Gallery acquisition directors are not STEM-quality brainiacs.

More like herd animals.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:48 AM (u82oZ)

Are you calling us sheep you baaaaastard?

Posted by: Gallery acquisition directors at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (llON8)

141 That's just stupid.

Posted by: Flyover at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (Rbu5d)

142 I just don't understand what she's doing with the plastic wrap.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (53oGX)

143 96 .... "This is an unserious work that should be appreciated from that perspective. Of course most modern art should be taken unseriously, so this is actually a serious commentary on modern works that are taken far too seriously by far too many people."

CBD,
You nailed it. The problem isn't that she paints and puts it in public. The problem is that anyone takes it seriously enough to think it's worth their time and attention.

Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2021 09:55 AM (7EjX1)

144 {{{ Jewells45}}}

Which do you think would be the best jewelry for the Saran Wrap look? A necklace, earrings, or a bracelet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:55 AM (u82oZ)

145 That's not how this works......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 29, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)


OMG


you're definitely overruled based on ignorance of nature

Posted by: Alison Nathan at November 29, 2021 09:55 AM (us2H3)

146
Watch Your Step, Mister!! - a limerick

It seems Mom has a sluttier side
So Dad's gearing up for a ride
Things can get touch -n- go
When you use Mop-N-Glo
Before doing the ol' Slip-N-Slide

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 09:55 AM (m45I2)

147 I think the spear woman also has Saran Wrap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:55 AM (LtGlA)

148 CNBC:
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is expected to step down from his executive role, sources tell CNBC's David Faber. Twitter stock jumped more than 11% on the news.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

149 What's goin on in the background, where it looks as if a woman is slaughtering a child with a spear?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (jO1qp
**********
I thought it was a caveman.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (NpAcC)

150 142 I just don't understand what she's doing with the plastic wrap.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (53oGX)

molting ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (us2H3)

151 My work here is done.

Posted by: Jack Dorsey at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (mNhhD)

152 Gallery acquisition directors

Yes. My brother, who has some of his pictures in serious art galleries, talks about the "Process".

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (u82oZ)

153 129 What's goin on in the background, where it looks as if a woman is slaughtering a child with a spear?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (jO1qp)

It is her painting Motherhood

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (yrol0)

154 All of you who laughed at Hunter Biden's artistic skill should be ashamed of yourselves now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (5p7BC)

155 It looks like the MFM has a new buzz-phrase to use from meteorology -- B.C.'s flooding has been caused by an "atmospheric river" and the third one is about to hit, and could be the worst one yet!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (UHVv4)

156 Twitter to lose it's only homeless

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (RHGPo)

157 Edvard Munch looks at painting, "I gotta scream."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 09:57 AM (T/yKs)

158 18 shipped locked in ice as an early freeze comes to Russia

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

159 So FIB and other agencies have burned through over half a billion paying informants and in many cases paying for actual crimes!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)

160 This is a painting you would make after microdosing and overdoing it a bit.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 09:57 AM (gjSIR)

161 It certainly IS hideous.

Normal people need to take back control of art. And architecture while we're at it.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 29, 2021 09:57 AM (7b2L9)

162 I think the background is making a statement about the patriarchy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 09:58 AM (LtGlA)

163 158 18 shipped locked in ice as an early freeze comes to Russia
Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

Call me when they have the Frost Faire on the Thames.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:58 AM (yrol0)

164 @joshdcaplan 11s

REUTERS: Jack Dorsey, Twitter's board have settled on his successor, source says

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 09:58 AM (cF8AT)

165 Ugliness reigns supreme in modern art.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 09:58 AM (mNhhD)

166 *looks into thread*

Umm...yeah. I got nuthin'. At least it's not Ottoman Guy.

*backs slowly out of thread*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 09:58 AM (m+jkK)

167 136 What's goin on in the background, where it looks as if a woman is slaughtering a child with a spear?
=====

That's the glimpse inside mom's subconscious.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 09:54 AM (sGnvY)

"Say 'why' one more time, motherf*cker, I dare you!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (/EuRN)

168 UK Bureaucrats Ban Word "Christmas" for Fear It Will Offend Minorities

-
Now do Ramadan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (FVME7)

169 The guy in the background, is he holding a baby or a tree sloth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (T/yKs)

170 REUTERS: Jack Dorsey, Twitter's board have settled on his successor, source says

Hilary ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)

171 There's a dog incoming. Cold nose on the nethers is about to happen.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (cSyAR)

172 165 Ugliness reigns supreme in modern art.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 09:58 AM (mNhhD)

===========

*look guilty as hell and don't care who notices*
-The Communists

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

173 I'm guessing she's about a 38 B-cup.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (4I/2K)

174 166 *looks into thread*

Umm...yeah. I got nuthin'. At least it's not Ottoman Guy.

*backs slowly out of thread*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 09:58 AM (m+jkK)

Ottoman Guy has a sad simplicity to it. This is just plain unsettling.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (/EuRN)

175
It has always been true that the key to success is famous and influential parents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 10:00 AM (/U27+)

176 for me, the very worst thing in the painting is the depiction of the glare off the Mop n Glo jug

absolutely amatuerish

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 10:00 AM (us2H3)

177 Dorsey to be replaced by Rachel Maddow

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (us2H3)

178 Does the artists have some Fascist tendencies since the dog appears to be an Alsatian

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (T/yKs)

179 Hadrian the Seventh

She is at the end of shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in 3 generations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (u82oZ)

180 My fodder is my children."

******

That's quite Freudian.

I suppose her mudder is her brudder too.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (m45I2)

181 REUTERS: Jack Dorsey, Twitter's board have settled on his successor, source says
---------------------------------
Obama!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (UHVv4)

182 the difference between legit saran wrap and the knock off stuff you get at dollar tree is night an day. That is nto always the case, but with this one I am sure. There is little more frustrating that trying to use knock off saran wrap. A. it doesn't cling, and B. it is near impossible to get it to come off right.


There is some good stuff at Dollar Tree and other discount stuff. But unless you enjoy severe aggravation, go for the legit plastic wrap.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (e1mwr)

183 >>> 159 So FIB and other agencies have burned through over half a billion paying informants and in many cases paying for actual crimes!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)

Hey, aerial surveillance and coordination of peaceful protests is expensive!

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at November 29, 2021 10:02 AM (llON8)

184 REUTERS: Jack Dorsey, Twitter's board have settled on his successor, source says

Hilary ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)
===============
I predict a woman of color formerly employed in the Obama administration.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 10:02 AM (jO1qp)

185 Dorsey to be replaced by Rachel Maddow

Grooming wise that would be an improvement... werewolves of London

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:02 AM (T/yKs)

186 Greetings:

I love the smell of Mop 'N Glo in the morning.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM (uuklp)

187 Hell, Mudder; hello, Fodder, from Camp Granada!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM (UHVv4)

188 180 My fodder is my children."

******

That's quite Freudian.

I suppose her mudder is her brudder too.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (m45I2)

*****

Yonda lies duh castle of muh fodder, duh Emp'ror.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM (dfRN6)

189 Up at CDC:

A total of 978 specimens were provided by 95 participants, of whom 78 (82%) were fully vaccinated and 17 (18%) were not fully vaccinated. No significant differences were detected in duration of RT-PCR positivity among fully vaccinated participants (median: 13 days) versus those not fully vaccinated.

Clinicians and public health practitioners should consider vaccinated persons who become infected with SARS-CoV-2 to be no less infectious than unvaccinated persons.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM (yrol0)

190 I predict a woman of color formerly employed in the Obama administration.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 10:02 AM (jO1qp)

andy c. already said "Obama".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM (/EuRN)

191 You know what would be awesome? A Buddy movie starring Tony Fauci and Bill Nye, where they go around Sciencing all Enemies of Science, like Rand Paul and Ted Cruz.

Matt Damon would of course have to have a guest role.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 29, 2021 10:04 AM (PiwSw)

192 If she's using Mop-n-Glo, do we want to know where her buffer is?

Or is that David French in the background with the tree sloth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:04 AM (T/yKs)

193 Thank you CBD. This helps calibrates one end of the art quality scale .

Without bad art we struggle to appreciate good art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 10:04 AM (u82oZ)

194 Store Robberies Surge Across the Country During Black Friday Weekend, One Officer Killed

-
Well, they do call it "Black Friday".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 10:04 AM (FVME7)

195 There is little more frustrating that trying to use knock off saran wrap.
====

*nods, discreetly shakes tambourine *

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 10:05 AM (sGnvY)

196 I predict a woman of color formerly employed in the Obama administration.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 10:02 AM (jO1qp)

andy c. already said "Obama".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM
------------------------
Unless it's Big Mike instead!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:05 AM (UHVv4)

197 It's like looking at a disturbed person's inner thoughts.

Looking at her other works, I get it. She has a single theme and a humorous and/or naive approach to it. I don't think she's trying to be a great artist, just has something funny to say.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 10:05 AM (KfC1e)

198 CNBC: "South African doctor who spotted Omnicrom variant says symptoms are mild"

Burn the witch!!

Posted by: Dr. Tony Mengele-Fauci at November 29, 2021 10:05 AM (jO1qp)

199 It's worth getting miocarditis for no improvement versus the Xi flu.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (LtGlA)

200 He was hired security for a news crew. The LOOTERS tried to steal their equipment.

Last I heard, the police were looking for the suspect vehicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (T/yKs)

201 I like the technique.

St Michael slaying the dragon on the wall, I presume.

The whole thing reeks of HElp! HElp! I am being oppressed by the patriarchy!

Fuck off, celebrity spawn.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (13x1j)

202 199 It's worth getting miocarditis for no improvement versus the Xi flu.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (LtGlA)

and the miscarriages are just a bonus!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (/EuRN)

203 She is pretty good at painting faces, though.

Posted by: Edgar Degas at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (sGnvY)

204 Clinicians and public health practitioners should consider vaccinated persons who become infected with SARS-CoV-2 to be no less infectious than unvaccinated persons.

Wasn't that "misinformation" and "conspiracy theories" on Friday?

Also, this means there is actually *no* "scientific" basis for the mandates.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (ESjRY)

205 Her name is Winona. And it aint a muskrat...
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
Posted by: Doof

Where and HOW in the fook didja ever find THAT ?

Don't tell me, I don't wanna know !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:53 AM (arJlL)


For realz?? That's the first time you've heard that song?? It's from nearly 30 years ago!

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (mZUr4)

206 >>> 189 Up at CDC:

A total of 978 specimens were provided by 95 participants, of whom 78 (82%) were fully vaccinated and 17 (18%) were not fully vaccinated. No significant differences were detected in duration of RT-PCR positivity among fully vaccinated participants (median: 13 days) versus those not fully vaccinated.

Clinicians and public health practitioners should consider vaccinated persons who become infected with SARS-CoV-2 to be no less infectious than unvaccinated persons.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM (yrol0)

But you should still get fired if you aren't Fully Vaxxinated!

Posted by: Tony Fauxi, Dog Lover at November 29, 2021 10:07 AM (llON8)

207 Greetings:

How's about we agree on the "b-word" instead of "black"??? Similar has worked in the past, no ???

Posted by: 11B40 at November 29, 2021 10:07 AM (uuklp)

208 CBD has to do this almost every day. They all can't be Remington Westerns or French Impressionist. Did I expect a Mop and Glo painting? Surely I did not. But I have seen more art here than anywhere else in decades.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 10:07 AM (e1mwr)

209 I predict a woman of color formerly employed in the Obama administration.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 10:02 AM (jO1qp)

andy c. already said "Obama".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:03 AM (/EuRN)
===============

Heh. Yes, well, as you can guess by my new dress, I have an announcement...

Posted by: President For Life, Barack I at November 29, 2021 10:07 AM (jO1qp)

210 First-grade teacher's thread BRAGGING about using students to validate 'queerness' goes oh SO very wrong

https://tinyurl.com/yxdjbqwl

The link goes to twitchy but to really appreciate the blowback, click on the first tweet.

Oh and she insists on not being called Ms. or Mrs...no, they must call her 'professor'. A FIRST grade 'teacher'....

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 10:07 AM (cF8AT)

211 She's disappointed it's not Mr. Clean or the Brawny guy.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 10:08 AM (vuisn)

212 That's the worst print ad I've ever seen.

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2021 10:08 AM (gS3OW)

213 173 I'm guessing she's about a 38 B-cup.

A flatso

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at November 29, 2021 10:08 AM (2cfUo)

214 This picture looks like a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 10:08 AM (aJ9Qm)

215 My fodder is my children."

******

That's quite Freudian.

I suppose her mudder is her brudder too.
Posted by: Muldoon

"His fodder was a mudder"

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)

216 Oh and she insists on not being called Ms. or Mrs...no, they must call her 'professor'. A FIRST grade 'teacher'....

She's gonna go Amy Bishop on someone Tami

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:08 AM (T/yKs)

217 I'm guessing she's about a 38 B-cup.

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 29, 2021 10:08 AM (ESjRY)

218 Also, this means there is actually *no* "scientific" basis for the mandates.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:06 AM (ESjRY)

well duh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (yrol0)

219
Where COVID is concerned there are no "mild symptoms". I don't want to die because you underestimated the danger of this Trump Plague.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (/U27+)

220 The view from those tiny little men behind her must be awful.

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (gS3OW)

221 Alternate Title:

"In Which, Timmy Finds Out that Mom Lost Her Penis In a Terrible Accident and Gets Lassie to Help Him Look For It"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (5NkmN)

222 >>> 184 REUTERS: Jack Dorsey, Twitter's board have settled on his successor, source says

Hilary ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)
===============
I predict a woman of color formerly employed in the Obama administration.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 10:02 AM (jO1qp)

You are NOT pinning this on me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (llON8)

223 It looks like the MFM has a new buzz-phrase to use from meteorology -- B.C.'s flooding has been caused by an "atmospheric river" and the third one is about to hit, and could be the worst one yet!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 09:56 AM (UHVv4)

No doubt a consequence of Gerbil Warbling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (P3gRi)

224 Phew. We are not all going to die after all from the new variant. Nasdaq is up 1.5%. The great panic of Nov 2021 lasted an entire shortened trading day.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (jL5Zd)

225 Reminds me of the Chuck Wagon dog food ads from my youth, where a little stagecoach roamed around the house, chased by a hungry dog.

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (gS3OW)

226 This painting is part of a series, entitled "You Sexy Thing"

The next in series pictures her naked and making a big think roast beef sammich.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (jO1qp)

227 224 Phew. We are not all going to die after all from the new variant. Nasdaq is up 1.5%. The great panic of Nov 2021 lasted an entire shortened trading day.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (jL5Zd)

Eh, the apocalypse is already priced in at this point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (/EuRN)

228 well duh!

But specifically here - the legal basis of the clot shot mandates is that un-vaxxed people are a threat to their coworkers.

But now the government says that isn't true.

So...there is no legal basis anymore.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (ESjRY)

229 For realz?? That's the first time you've heard that song?? It's from nearly 30 years ago!
Posted by: Doof

Uhhh....ummmm....I'm too YOUNG !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (arJlL)

230 welp, that's a weird kink.

Seen weirder, though.

Art ain't that great but it has nipples, so allowed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (eeRB6)

231 So...there is no legal basis anymore.

When has that stopped a government on a mission?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:11 AM (T/yKs)

232 *1,000 yard stare* I've seen things.

Posted by: Young Boy in the Painting at November 29, 2021 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

233 Where COVID is concerned there are no "mild symptoms". I don't want to die because you underestimated the danger of this Trump Plague.

Meanwhile is it homophobic to arrest someone for intentionally giving you AIDS.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:11 AM (ESjRY)

234 "Polar Vortex" > "Atmospheric River"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 10:11 AM (dfRN6)

235

And then she bent over, and Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own...

Posted by: A. Clay at November 29, 2021 10:11 AM (4f1Ci)

236
So...there is no legal basis anymore.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (ESjRY)

__________

When has that stopped them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 10:11 AM (/U27+)

237 When has that stopped a government on a mission?

All true...but again, the specific legal basis for all this has no been discarded by the CDC.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (ESjRY)

238 Actor Jussie Smollett's Criminal Trial to Begin After Years of Delay
Former 'Empire' star faces charges of filing false reports to police and costing Chicago hundreds of thousands of dollars in probe of hoax attack

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

239 >>> 225 Reminds me of the Chuck Wagon dog food ads from my youth, where a little stagecoach roamed around the house, chased by a hungry dog.
Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (gS3OW)

There was a spoof of this sort of thing, on Mad TV iirc, in which an animated sunny orange jumped off of the juice carton or cereal container or whatever, and the family reacted like normal people would... running in terror. The mom even tripped like in a real horror movie.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (llON8)

240 Wish my wife would do the floors like that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (yRved)

241 It is a well known fact that there was never any kind of flooding before the first SUV was manufactured.

This is science.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (jL5Zd)

242 Actor Jussie Smollett's Criminal Trial to Begin

That's one stale foot long Jussie...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (T/yKs)

243 Reminds me of the Chuck Wagon dog food ads from my youth, where a little stagecoach roamed around the house, chased by a hungry dog.

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2021 10:10 AM (gS3OW)

Make up your mind.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (AwYPR)

244 238 Actor Jussie Smollett's Criminal Trial to Begin After Years of Delay
Former 'Empire' star faces charges of filing false reports to police and costing Chicago hundreds of thousands of dollars in probe of hoax attack
Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

Now can we "probe" why this cost hundreds of thousands of dollars?

"This didn't happen, did it?"

"No, it didn't."

Done. I just saved or created a significant fraction of a million dollars.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:13 AM (/EuRN)

245 It is a well known fact that there was never any kind of flooding before the first SUV was manufactured.


Well, that's good to know.

Posted by: Someone Kingstown Jamacia seeing the tsunami come in at November 29, 2021 10:13 AM (ESjRY)

246 @ArtValley818_

BLM looters looting each other

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yxfo3hdz

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 10:13 AM (cF8AT)

247 A lot of her paintings are weird.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:13 AM (LtGlA)

248 Alternate Title:

"Anal Vortex > Polar Vortex"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (5NkmN)

249 My fodder is my children."


That's quite Freudian.
I suppose her mudder is her brudder too.
Posted by: Muldoon

"His fodder was a mudder"
Posted by: JT


His fodder was a mudder fudder.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (uXonU)

250 224 Phew. We are not all going to die after all from the new variant. Nasdaq is up 1.5%. The great panic of Nov 2021 lasted an entire shortened trading day.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:09 AM (jL5Zd)

==========

America is over covid.

Unfortunately, America is run by blue state hellholes that are determined to make everyone as miserable as they are because Daddy didn't love them enough and Mommy loved them too much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

251 Greetings:

Will Court TV be covering the Smollett trial ??? That Vinnie guy sure can emote.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (uuklp)

252 Dorsey caught with underage girl??? Or boy???

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (faXIs)

253 BLM looters looting each other

Good! Schadenfreud ist gut!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (T/yKs)

254 This one is easy to figure out. A nudist family. Dad and the kids are happy to be home so they can strip down. Mom is embarrassed at being caught wearing a scrap of diaphanous cloth, violating her vow of nudism, for an unknown reason left to the viewer to decide. ponder. Painting on the wall is Grandma with her child, now the Mom in this scene.

Posted by: Joe Biden (wanting to make Camp David a nudist colony staffed by Secret Service babes at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (AMIL/)

255 well that's a delightfully refreshing change from the recurring naked-man-on-ottoman trope !
seriously, I kinda like this for, I dunno, sort of like socialist realism surrealism ? something like that. Would hang. maybe in the kitchen or bathroom, but hang nonetheless.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (ahosz)

256 252 Dorsey caught with underage girl??? Or boy???
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (faXIs)

Worse...

He used the wrong pronouns in a zoom meeting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:15 AM (/EuRN)

257 I feel like I've seen a fake-hate-crime story once a month for the past 10 years, but I can't ever remember hearing about a criminal trial afterwards.

Is this just one of those times when they throw us a bone to make us think the system works?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 10:15 AM (sGnvY)

258 Go to bed kiddies, mommy is ready for a mop and blow.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 10:15 AM (VwHCD)

259 Looking at her other works, I get it. She has a single theme and a humorous and/or naive approach to it. I don't think she's trying to be a great artist, just has something funny to say.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 10:05 AM (KfC1e)

Yeah. It's cartoon, and as a cartoon, it's OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:15 AM (P3gRi)

260 @204
>>Also, this means there is actually *no* "scientific" basis for the mandates.

There has been very little science involved with the whole plandemic.

This has been the case since at least, oh, March of 2020.

I was listening to Dr. Scott Seagall who is a FOX contributor talking about Omicron and how viruses mutate and differentiate as they circulate through populations and we will have to how bad this variant is.

I was like, ok ummm, this has been an established scientific fact for decades and left out is that as viruses circulate through populations they tend to attenuate in virility not amplify.

And he was saying this as if this was some new revelation. As has been said, Virology and epidemiology are no longer a thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 10:15 AM (IrNjK)

261 "His fodder was a mudder"
Posted by: JT

His fodder was a mudder fudder.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 10:14 AM (uXonU)


Due to Covid-19, we are temporarily closing until further notice. Parents, please come get your children.

Posted by: Camp Granada at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (PiwSw)

262 FDR New Deal funded art from the 1930's is better than this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (T/yKs)

263 Thank the heavens that Alice the Housekeeper never scrubbed the kitchen floor in that getup. We'd have turned out gay, like Dad.

Posted by: The Brady Boys at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

264 Mop 'N Glo should sue this artist something fierce.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (R4j1g)

265 You have to be careful when the atmospheric river interacts with the polar vortex and sets off a bomb cyclone

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (zcARI)

266 264 Mop 'N Glo should sue this artist something fierce.
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (R4j1g)

No standing.

Crouching, stooping, bending, yeah. But no standing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (/EuRN)

267 The only thing worse than her art is her political commentary. Of course, she thinks she's aces on both.

Posted by: itsacookbook at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (yPxXc)

268 Time to make the donuts! ...or something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (llON8)

269 You have to be careful when the atmospheric river interacts with the polar vortex and sets off a bomb cyclone

Peter Venkman, "you crossed the streams Ray."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (T/yKs)

270 Al the butcher brought alice the meat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (zcARI)

271 Mop'n'Glo - WTF?

Posted by: leber at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (NdqLH)

272 We'd have turned out gay, like Dad.

Posted by: The Brady Boys at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (4I/2K)


And I'm SOOOO Happy you didn't Big Brother!

Posted by: Masrha making doe eyes at Greg at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (ESjRY)

273 She is pretty good at painting faces, though.
Posted by: Edgar Degas

I read that as painting feces

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)

274 Mop n glo is a shit product. No longevity. Build up. Streaks horribly. As a one time floor care expert I'd say she could do better.

Besides everyone knows a good floor care routine requires a low speed buffer for cleaning and stripping and a high speed buffer for polishing and maintenance.

At least four different products to make it work. One product in one bottle just doesn't work. Besides that a sponge just picks up dirt and grit. She needs at least two mops maybe three to do it right.
Would not hang. Spreads a bad message.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (0OmEj)

275 Without bad art we struggle to appreciate good art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 10:04 AM (u82oZ)

The point I was trying to make (inartfully) is that stuff like this really isn't "bad" art unless one takes it seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (Q9lwr)

276 It is a well known fact that there was never any kind of flooding before the first SUV was manufactured.

I blame Noah's SUV

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

277 Isn't Mop 'N Glow a concentrate? Shouldn't there be a bucket of water and a mop?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 10:19 AM (dfRN6)

278 The Gope clearly needs a We will repeal Obamacare for 22.

What lie will it be?

Impeach Garland?

Posted by: I mean at November 29, 2021 10:19 AM (H3XYS)

279 She has another mop and glow painting with a cheap stick mop. Maybe it is commercial art.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:19 AM (LtGlA)

280 Incredible prediction! I just watched a Time Tunnel in which time travelers from 6000 years in the future kidnap Ann. They're able to track them back to the future because the futurians accidentally dropped a computer card with the coordinates. But it wasn't just any computer card; it was a metal computer card. No need to warn to not fold, spindle, or mutilate those bad boys! You couldn't if you tried. 6000 years of progress and we will achieve the metal computer card!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 10:19 AM (FVME7)

281 238 Actor Jussie Smollett's Criminal Trial to Begin After Years of Delay


Imagine if the Right were able to delay trials for incendiary issues that would be viewed as harmful to our side. Or just hold the whole legal wrangling in private, like those of the iNSurReCtIoNiStS. That would be quite a tyrannical power to wield, no?

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2021 10:20 AM (gS3OW)

282 Shimmer is a desert topping, no Shimmer is a floor wax

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

283 Really old and busted: Beautiful, uplifting art

Old and busted: transgressive art that requires skill

New Hotness: the talent level of a toddler and...the sensibilities of a tween

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:20 AM (ESjRY)

284 Alphonse Mucha did commercial art.

This ain't commercial art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:20 AM (T/yKs)

285 The Gope clearly needs a We will repeal Obamacare for 22.

We'll ban the vaxx mandates! After we let Biden force all of you to get the clot shot.

Posted by: The GOPe at November 29, 2021 10:21 AM (ESjRY)

286 Federal Government to Run Out of Money in Four Days

just amazed it took this long

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

287 Shouldn't she be using a Swiffer by now

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:21 AM (LtGlA)

288 Country-n-Western version:

"Momma was a Mop-N-Glo woman
Married to a Spic-N-Span man..."

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:21 AM (m45I2)

289 Someone should tell her those little white specks are part of the tile...she's wasting her time.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (AwYPR)

290 Federal Government to Run Out of Money in Four Days

So 72 hours before they seize all the 401ks

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (T/yKs)

291 Did she do one for Summer's Eve?

Playtex 18Hr Bras?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (4I/2K)

292 Alternate Title:

"Tragically, Agnes Thinks Life is a New Yorker Cartoon"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (5NkmN)

293 I'm intrigued by her tan lines. She does not appear to be a fan of clothing, why would she wear a bathing suit?

And what's up with the painting in the background of a similarly nearly naked person about to impale a young boy with a spear?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)

294 > Jussie Smollett's Criminal Trial to Begin After Years of Delay

Almost as if they were playing the "Statute of Limitations" game. (presuming it applies)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (BFigT)

295 Federal Government to Run Out of Money in Four Days

Biden the printing presses canna take it anymore!

Posted by: Scottie at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (ESjRY)

296 There has been very little science involved with the whole plandemic.

-
What do you know about science?!!! I AM SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Dr. Fauxci at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (FVME7)

297 265 You have to be careful when the atmospheric river interacts with the polar vortex and sets off a bomb cyclone

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (zcARI)


That's the explanation for the LIVs for why we get colder winters with record snowfall while the Earth is getting so hot we'll all sweat to death or drown in the rapidly rising seas by next year.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 10:23 AM (AMIL/)

298 Please Dr. Fauci, don't blind us with your science...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:23 AM (T/yKs)

299 Bump-N-Grind > Mop-N-Glo

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:24 AM (m45I2)

300 while the Earth is getting so hot we'll all sweat to death or drown in the rapidly rising seas by next year.

That's 12 years from today you h8ter!

Posted by: Some Environmental saying this every year since the 1980s. at November 29, 2021 10:24 AM (ESjRY)

301 What the hell? The kids are home early!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 29, 2021 10:24 AM (xZOYw)

302 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Worst case of product placement I've ever seen.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 10:24 AM (axyOa)

303 Did anyone notice how sharp her elbow is?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 29, 2021 10:24 AM (5p7BC)

304 "That's 12 years from today you h8ter!"

12 years from today...forever.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 29, 2021 10:25 AM (B0mGw)

305 For the record, the unmodified data says in the US the 1930s were the hottest decade, followed by the 1990s.

But HOTTEST YEAR EVER...every year...or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:25 AM (ESjRY)

306 At least four different products to make it work. One product in one bottle just doesn't work. Besides that a sponge just picks up dirt and grit. She needs at least two mops maybe three to do it right.
Would not hang. Spreads a bad message.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 10:18 AM (0OmEj)

Seeing as you are the expert, can you help me here? The floor right here in this room is asphalt tile, just like that in the painting, except it's all black with white streaks, and there's no nekkid woman scrubbing it. Finish on the tile is all shot. How to fix it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:26 AM (P3gRi)

307 Bump-N-Grind > Mop-N-Glo
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:24 AM (m45I2)

Fabuloso!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 10:26 AM (Ls/45)

308 Downblouse cleaning. One of the nicer soft core pr0ns.

Posted by: Downcast at November 29, 2021 10:26 AM (iqlkL)

309 The Poles are melting and endless summers are on the way. Thanks manbearpig.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:26 AM (LtGlA)

310 When storms come from Hawaii into Socal, the weathermen call it The Pineapple Express

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2021 10:27 AM (IIAOb)

311 182 the difference between legit saran wrap and the knock off stuff you get at dollar tree is night an day. That is nto always the case, but with this one I am sure. There is little more frustrating that trying to use knock off saran wrap. A. it doesn't cling, and B. it is near impossible to get it to come off right.


There is some good stuff at Dollar Tree and other discount stuff. But unless you enjoy severe aggravation, go for the legit plastic wrap.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 10:01 AM (e1mwr)

Get the Restaurant/foodservice wrap.
Restaurant depot/Costco... got the correct thickness to actually work.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at November 29, 2021 10:27 AM (53oGX)

312 "Tragically, Agnes Thinks Life is a New Yorker Cartoon"
Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM (5NkmN)

***

And ... she thinks she's going to kill herself.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 10:27 AM (flINI)

313 309 The Poles are melting and endless summers are on the way. Thanks manbearpig.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:26 AM (LtGlA)

We're fine.

Posted by: Wojciech and Pawel at November 29, 2021 10:27 AM (/EuRN)

314 Federal Government to Run Out of Money in Four Days

So 72 hours before they seize all the 401ks
Posted by: Anna Puma

Federal Government to run out of money in 5 days.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 10:27 AM (uXonU)

315 La science s'est moi!

Fauci XIV

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:28 AM (m45I2)

316 Federal Government to Run Out of Money in Four Days

Biden the printing presses canna take it anymore!
Posted by: Scottie at November 29, 2021 10:22 AM

Mortimer....Turn that thing back on!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2021 10:28 AM (cOXDn)

317 RFK jr was on a tear against Fauci on a YouTube video I saw. Dude gets it. All about the money for Pfizer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:28 AM (jL5Zd)

318 The Poles are melting.

Say what?

Posted by: John Krasinski at November 29, 2021 10:29 AM (ESjRY)

319 No ottoman?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Oh Lawd

I got to clean and polish The OttoMan too?

Posted by: Edith, the Rubenesque cleaning lady at November 29, 2021 10:29 AM (QzkSJ)

320 And now for something uuhhhh different

https://youtu.be/DHQTvpQCG-8

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:29 AM (T/yKs)

321 I' old enough that I'd be happy enough to have the floor cleaned

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2021 10:29 AM (cOXDn)

322 Bump-N-Grind > Mop-N-Glo >>> Toot-N-Moo

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:29 AM (m45I2)

323 Do people still buy the fear about the Govt running out of money? I mean fuck every time we do this and then at the last minute the gop caves and gives Dems what they want.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:30 AM (jL5Zd)

324 It's past 100 comments, so I can say this. Tami, you asked a question in the tech thread. I responded there, but since I'm like ultra-willow...

Why are the comments not accessible on all the older threads in the sidebar?

Please and thank you!
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 07:29 AM


Because the URL's in the links are wrong. They take you to minx.cc instead of acecomments.mu.nu

So, to get to the comments you have to replace "minx.cc" in the URL with "acecomments.mu.nu" I imagine Pixy could do some magic in the Python to make that happen automatically, but I don't care enough to even try to dig through it myself, assuming the source is available.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 29, 2021 10:30 AM (dqP+A)

325 nd now for something uuhhhh different

Where are you supposed to put the dollar bills?

Posted by: Some Moron at November 29, 2021 10:30 AM (ESjRY)

326 La science s'est moi!

Fauci XIV
Posted by: Muldoon

Apres moi, le variant deluge!

Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I at November 29, 2021 10:30 AM (QzkSJ)

327 Because no jewelry ?

Jewelry would not help this "art".

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:30 AM (nxdel)

328 I mean fuck every time we do this and then at the last minute the gop caves and gives Dems what they want.

But first Mitch, you will blow me

Posted by: Chuckie Schmuer at November 29, 2021 10:31 AM (ESjRY)

329 The Poles are melting and endless summers are on the way. Thanks manbearpig.

What about the Czechs ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:31 AM (arJlL)

330 Where are you supposed to put the dollar bills?
Posted by: Some Moron

ratcheer

Posted by: Marleen at November 29, 2021 10:31 AM (QzkSJ)

331 Toot-n-Moo is a pretty bad convenience store name, but out here there is a store chain called Kum-N-Go...

Yikes!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:32 AM (m45I2)

332 The Poles are melting and endless summers are on the way. Thanks manbearpig.

What about the Czechs ?
Posted by: JT


The Czechs are in the male.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 10:32 AM (uXonU)

333 Surprising little Tommy as he came home from Scout Camp. Hey Mom, we're home! And Dad adopted a monkey, it's on his shoulder.....Mom? What are you doing!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2021 10:32 AM (cOXDn)

334 This is a prime example of someone with a famous last name advancing in the arts on said name only..

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (CjFDo)

335 Got coffee at Kum-n-Go this morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (Ls/45)

336 The guy in the doorway is wearing a hat that looks like the one Slip Mahoney of the Bowery Boys used to wear. Is this an outtake from one of their movies?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (txdEq)

337 I agree with CBD on this--this is a humorous piece that reflects on the unserious nature of most modern "art."

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (+56GQ)

338 You think Kum N Go is bad? There is a store chin called BJs.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (jL5Zd)

339 326 La science s'est moi!

Fauci XIV
Posted by: Muldoon

Is it possible the man is clinically insane?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (cSyAR)

340 334 This is a prime example of someone with a famous last name advancing in the arts on said name only..
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (CjFDo)

Balderdash!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (/EuRN)

341 Bump-N-Grind > Mop-N-Glo >>> Toot-N-Moo
Posted by: Muldoon

Toot-N-Maloora, toot n moo mayee

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (QzkSJ)

342 334

Hunter?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:34 AM (jL5Zd)

343 This is a prime example of someone with a famous last name advancing in the arts on said name only..
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (CjFDo)

Maybe she's regressing. How dare you assume her verbs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:34 AM (P3gRi)

344 this painting reminds me of a video I saw of Mother Dolores Hart, she's the actress who left Hollyweird at the height of her success to join the convent.

She talked about how her mom used to walk around naked and pull Dolores into the tub with her when she was taking a bath. And how she has a bunch of "uncles".

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 10:34 AM (DJFLF)

345 So the picture in the background. Is that some kid about to get stabbed?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2021 10:34 AM (cOXDn)

346 Got coffee at Kum-n-Go this morning.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (Ls/45)

***

It comes with cream

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (flINI)

347 Well if you don't pay her, she might go Assassin's Creed on you

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (T/yKs)

348 On another topic--got an email from the Salvation Army denying the scurrilous accusations about them going full woke. I am very suspicious of the reporting about them; it seemed like complete BS to me, and had never heard of the outlets reporting it.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (+56GQ)

349 Painting title: The Aristocrats!

Posted by: The Biden's at home at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (rrkNf)

350 OK, I was up late last night, so I didn't respond within the first hundred comments, but sloppy copy of an Old Master nude (a Venetian Venus?) plus 20th century brand name floor wax equals Pop Art?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (2RBkF)

351 I agree with CBD on this--this is a humorous piece that reflects on the unserious nature of most modern "art."
Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (+56GQ)

It's a visual pun on the term "domestic goddess".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (P3gRi)

352 Is it possible the man is clinically insane?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Survey says....

Posted by: Miklos "Richard" Dawson from Hogan's Heroes at November 29, 2021 10:36 AM (QzkSJ)

353 Telegraph World News
@TelegraphWorld
With Kamala Harris looking unelectable, the Democrats are considering the nuclear option.

Whispers in Washington suggest Joe Biden's camp has a plan to find a more popular replacement ahead of the 2024 battle

-
There's only one explanation. Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer are racists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 10:36 AM (FVME7)

354 Barbados is now a republic although it will stay in the Commonwealth with the Governor-General now becoming a President. No referendum was held but the government held 29 of 30 seats in the Legislature so the P.M. figured she had a mandate to do it.

BTW, Xi has pumped almost $500-million into the island.

Xi is also building a ring-road around the coast of Jamaica too, oddly enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:36 AM (UHVv4)

355 Is it possible the man is clinically insane?
Posted by: N.L. Urker,

*****

Is it possible that he ISN'T?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:36 AM (m45I2)

356 You think Kum N Go is bad? There is a store chin called BJs.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM

There's a chain in the Midwest called Pump and Munch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2021 10:36 AM (cOXDn)

357 about the money for Pfizer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:28 AM (jL5Zd)


RFK Jr went to Italy to support their anti-mandate movement...note...not anti-vaxx, anti-MANDATE...

in his speech he said he was willing to die for this cause

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 10:36 AM (DJFLF)

358 @296

>>What do you know about science?!!! I AM SCIENCE!!!

You could literally swing a dead cat and hit someone who knows more about science than Mr. Modern Day Mengele.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (IrNjK)

359 Got coffee at Kum-n-Go this morning.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 10:33 AM (Ls/45)

***

It comes with cream
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

I love it when a comment comes together

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos, lighting cigar at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (QzkSJ)

360 The Czechs are bouncing.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)

361 >>What do you know about science?!!! I AM SCIENCE!!!

You could literally swing a dead cat and hit someone who knows more about science than Mr. Modern Day Mengele.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (IrNjK)

Including the dead cat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (/EuRN)

362 On another topic--got an email from the Salvation Army denying the scurrilous accusations about them going full woke. I am very suspicious of the reporting about them; it seemed like complete BS to me, and had never heard of the outlets reporting it.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (+56GQ)

At least one link I saw here quoted the Sally Ann's own Web site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (P3gRi)

363 Aop.... Was making a naval joke. Seriously good care of floors takes serious labour. Hours of work that never ends. A sailor can appreciate a clean shining floor that stands up to foot traffic.

Best bets are good scrubbing with a striping product to remove all wax and dirt. Plenty of rinse water. A clean even moderate application of a good floor wax. Followed with regular cleaning and applications of a buffing product. Perferably this happens at night after hours so you can work normal day shifts after you are done. Unless it is a berthing area then daytime floor work keeps the night shift guys awake for the excitement of a clean floor.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (0OmEj)

364 this painting reminds me of a video I saw of Mother Dolores Hart, she's the actress who left Hollyweird at the height of her success to join the convent.

She talked about how her mom used to walk around naked and pull Dolores into the tub with her when she was taking a bath. And how she has a bunch of "uncles".
Posted by: kallisto

!

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (arJlL)

365 Has no one yet mentioned her Classical Greek "man" face and her young man"like" muscular arms?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 10:38 AM (flINI)

366 Now, RFK Jr is an anti-vaxxer from way back. But he was not willing to put his life on the line because people's livelihoods were not at stake nor was their ability to feed themselves. In Italy, last I heard...employers were required to withold wages from workers if they remained unjabbed.

Yes, pyrsyns, this is the hill to die on

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 10:38 AM (DJFLF)

367 I AM SCIENCE!

Also, I am the Orphan-Slayer and the Beagle-Basher!

Posted by: Dr Fauci with one lie and two truths at November 29, 2021 10:39 AM (ESjRY)

368
!

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (arJlL)


yeah, kind of shed some light on Hart's decision to reject the world and all its pomps

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 10:39 AM (DJFLF)

369 Hey, Fauxi didn't kill those beagles, the sand flies did!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:39 AM (/EuRN)

370 Has no one yet mentioned her Classical Greek "man" face and her young man"like" muscular arms?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 10:38 AM (flINI)

Uhh...nope. You're the first.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 10:39 AM (AwYPR)

371 In Italy, last I heard...employers were required to withold wages from workers if they remained unjabbed.

A vaccine so effective and safe that you have to starve people to death to make them take it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:39 AM (ESjRY)

372 RFK Jr went to Italy to support their anti-mandate movement...note...not anti-vaxx, anti-MANDATE...

in his speech he said he was willing to die for this cause
Posted by: kallisto

He realizes he's a Kennedy, right ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:40 AM (arJlL)

373 Obligatory Seinfeld clip:

https://youtu.be/Wx5ZVgxH0zE

Posted by: Just because at November 29, 2021 10:40 AM (jYQlA)

374 Make sure you wrap it up before I get home with the kids


"OK"

Posted by: Nude Woman with Aspergers at November 29, 2021 10:40 AM (us2H3)

375 The Czechs are bouncing.
Posted by: andycanuck

*checks Hungarian-Czech phrasebook*

Bouncy bouncy?

Posted by: Miklos, attempting to communicate, because a failure to do do so might mean a night in the box at November 29, 2021 10:40 AM (QzkSJ)

376 !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (arJlL)

yeah, kind of shed some light on Hart's decision to reject the world and all its pomps
Posted by: kallisto

God Bless her !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:41 AM (arJlL)

377 Best bets are good scrubbing with a striping product to remove all wax and dirt. Plenty of rinse water. A clean even moderate application of a good floor wax. Followed with regular cleaning and applications of a buffing product. Perferably this happens at night after hours so you can work normal day shifts after you are done. Unless it is a berthing area then daytime floor work keeps the night shift guys awake for the excitement of a clean floor.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 10:37 AM (0OmEj)

OK, thanks. I was wondering if I could hit it with a floor sander, and then maybe lay on a coat of Fabulon floor lacquer, if they still make that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:41 AM (P3gRi)

378 354 Barbados is now a republic although it will stay in the Commonwealth with the Governor-General now becoming a President. No referendum was held but the government held 29 of 30 seats in the Legislature so the P.M. figured she had a mandate to do it.

BTW, Xi has pumped almost $500-million into the island.

Xi is also building a ring-road around the coast of Jamaica too, oddly enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:36 AM (UHVv4)


When Joe is told there is a Barbados Missile Crisis, he'll immediately order Strategic Command to nuke every Barbasol factory in the world.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 10:41 AM (AMIL/)

379 Like her father and her grandfather, Edith Vonnegut has talent. If you look at her body of work, you'll see she's also inherited her father Kurt's pessimism regarding the human condition.

Kurt Vonnegut's father, Kurt Vonnegut, Sr., was an amazing architect, truly extraordinary. I'm from Indianapolis and was once invited to an art function in a mansion the senior Vonnegut had designed for a prominent Indianapolis businessman, and everything about that house was beautiful and just right, somehow. The spiral staircase flowed, for lack of a better word. I doubt he was a pessimist.

Posted by: troyriser at November 29, 2021 10:42 AM (pYLCQ)

380 The old Dear Abby had a lot of letters on nude housework from women.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 10:42 AM (mWg/a)

381 Make sure you wrap it up before I get home with the kids


I nominate this for Special Recognition as probably the first use of such phrase in the Entire History of the English Language

Posted by: The Oxford Miklos Dictionary at November 29, 2021 10:42 AM (QzkSJ)

382 Also, it reminds me of a story by John Updike, where a man is watching his second wife scrub the kitchen floor while she's naked and he thinks about how differently her "parts" look compared to his ex-wife's.

But I'm pretty sure Updike didn't use the word "parts".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 29, 2021 10:42 AM (2RBkF)

383 I cannot wait until lunchtime, Miklos! I must have you now!

Two streets down on the left.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:42 AM (UHVv4)

384 How do you stay in the commonwealth as a republic?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:43 AM (jL5Zd)

385 You know, Michelle did that once. And I still have night terrors over it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2021 10:43 AM (ESjRY)

386 The old Dear Abby had a lot of letters on nude housework from women.
Posted by: Skip's Phone

I was "Dear Abby" for two months.

Summer intern

Posted by: The Best Summer of Miklos' Life at November 29, 2021 10:43 AM (QzkSJ)

387 I am very suspicious of the reporting about them; it seemed like complete BS to me, and had never heard of the outlets reporting it.
=====

I thought the same thing, but that story was accurate enough.

The SA had a long document (50+ pages) with instructions for having anti-racism meetings. It was CRT fuckery with a Christian veneer from beginning to end, and listed Kendi and "White Fragility" as resources.

It used to be here:

https://www.salvationarmy.org/isjc/think

They say now that they were misunderstood, but there really was a section asking white people to "repent" for the church's history of racist acts, even if they don't feel that they personally did anything wrong.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 10:43 AM (sGnvY)

388 You guys get alienated so easily. Hope it doesn't effect your masterbations.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 29, 2021 10:43 AM (dyDJH)

389 Kurt Vonnegut is the Pink Floyd of authors.
No one reads that crap after high school and college.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 10:44 AM (vuisn)

390 Forbes:
Federal agencies paid out at least $548 million to informants working for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA), and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), in recent years, according to government audits.

- A few informants became millionaires, with some Amtrak and "parcel" delivery workers making nearly $1 million or more.
- Many informants were authorized to commit "crimes" with the permission of their federal handlers. In a four-year period, there were 22,800 crime authorizations (2011-2014).
- The FBI paid approximately $294 million (FY2012-201, the DEA paid at least $237 million (FY2011-2015), and ATF paid approximately $17.2 million total (FY2012-2015) to informants.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

391 I cannot wait until lunchtime, Miklos! I must have you now!

Two streets down on the left.
Posted by: andycanuck

That's for Arguments

Posted by: Miklos, here for Abuse at November 29, 2021 10:44 AM (QzkSJ)

392 You think Kum N Go is bad? There is a store chin called BJs.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021


***
We have a BJ's Pawn Shop (Where the Smart Money's At).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 10:44 AM (txdEq)

393 Christianity is by definition anti-racist. The whole point is all people are created in God's image.

This is sheer stupidity from the SA. And if we didn't live in clown world everyone involved would be fired, and the SA would apologize.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:45 AM (ESjRY)

394 senior Vonnegut had designed for a prominent Indianapolis businessman, and everything about that house was beautiful and just right, somehow.
==
As I recall that dude once rotated a skyscraper (already built and standing) so that he could redesign the footprint. I think it was a railroad or insurance company building in the midwest somewhere. There are photos of the process of it being jacked up and rotated.

Posted by: I mean, with a big enough lever . . . at November 29, 2021 10:45 AM (syOl/)

395 The painting is funny, if a bit angry. She's heroically Mop 'N Glowing the floor and the husband and kids are coming in to muddy it up again.

On the other hand, if they didn't muddy it up again, how could she be heroic?

Posted by: Caliban at November 29, 2021 10:45 AM (HgGBT)

396 Kurt Vonnegut always said that he didn't interpret his stuff the way most people do.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

397 So, to get to the comments you have to replace "minx.cc" in the URL with "acecomments.mu.nu" I imagine Pixy could do some magic in the Python to make that happen automatically, but I don't care enough to even try to dig through it myself, assuming the source is available.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 29, 2021 10:30 AM (dqP+A)

Thank you!

Somewhere someone changed something because you use to be able to get to them.

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 10:46 AM (cF8AT)

398 348 On another topic--got an email from the Salvation Army denying the scurrilous accusations about them going full woke. I am very suspicious of the reporting about them; it seemed like complete BS to me, and had never heard of the outlets reporting it.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 10:35 AM (+56GQ)

Yeah, I'm calling B.S. on that. Link below takes you right to the Salvation Army's International Social Justice web page. With links to study guides on racism, sexism, and protesting.

https://tinyurl.com/36zs5u6u

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2021 10:46 AM (Cq0OY)

399 Kurt Vonnegut always said that he didn't interpret his stuff the way most people do.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

As seen in the movie Back to School

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 29, 2021 10:47 AM (CjHGv)

400 Posted by: Nude Woman with Aspergers and Asparagus

That's your Art Thread right there

Posted by: Miklos, all cultural-like at November 29, 2021 10:47 AM (QzkSJ)

401 @joshdcaplan

CNBC: Twitter CTO Parag Agrawal will replace Jack Dorsey as CEO

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 10:47 AM (cF8AT)

402 The old Dear Abby had a lot of letters on nude housework from women.
==
Yes, fraternity boys got their kicks writing such letter to frumpy Abby and Ann Landers.

Posted by: I believe that actually at November 29, 2021 10:47 AM (rrkNf)

403 Say what you might about Dear Abby, she was no Ann Landers!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:47 AM (m45I2)

404 Make sure you wrap it up before I get home with the kids


I nominate this for Special Recognition as probably the first use of such phrase in the Entire History of the English Language
Posted by: The Oxford Miklos Dictionary at November 29, 2021 10:42 AM (QzkSJ)


Probably referring to the red snapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 10:48 AM (axyOa)

405 I watched the movie Silk Road Over the weekend. The dude got 2 life sentences based on a setup from the feds, and two of the agents were convicted of money laundering themselves. All his appeals were denied too.

Law enforcement is as corrupt as any branch of govt. And our justice system is 3rd world level corrupt.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:48 AM (jL5Zd)

406 The old Dear Abby had a lot of letters on nude housework from women.
Posted by: Skip's Phone

Is that what killed her ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:48 AM (arJlL)

407 Sorry, late to the party but I find this painting oddly enticing.

"Papa, put the kids and the dog outside."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:48 AM (mD/uy)

408 From one of the SA manuals;

Abraham, Moses, the people of Israel, Jesus, the early church, and many other
notables were all refugees. In response, Scripture is forcefully replete with the
admonition to care for the alien and foreigner in your midst.


They know the Israelites conquered the Holy Land right? Calling them "refugees" is...not correct.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:49 AM (ESjRY)

409 Kurt Vonnegut always said that he didn't interpret his stuff the way most people do.
Posted by: SMOD

Just dollar signs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 10:49 AM (FVME7)

410 My wife has dealt a lot with Don Faber, the late Kurt Vonnegut's agent. Don wrote the play, "The Fantasticks".

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

411 Here's Parag Agrawal's picture...looks about 12.

https://tinyurl.com/y2au5vvd

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 10:49 AM (cF8AT)

412 363 On floor care, the Corps had a method. Go to the barracks next door, rip off somebody's blanket. Place folded blanket under buffing wheel. Get the skinniest PFC to sit on buffer. The deck will be mirror like.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (C1Lsn)

413 Say what you might about Dear Abby, she was no Ann Landers!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:47 AM (m45I2)

***

CORRECT! She was her sister. I used to deliver Ann Landers' prescriptions to her at her tony 740 River Road penthouse. She was always very nice to me.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (flINI)

414 "265 You have to be careful when the atmospheric river interacts with the polar vortex and sets off a bomb cyclone

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 10:17 AM (zcARI) "

you may have won this thread ... or something, anyway ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (ahosz)

415 Barbados welcomes you, even Miklos-

https://www.visitbarbados.org/barbados-welcome-stamp

Posted by: Miklos, need moar training for the all-girl steel band at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (QzkSJ)

416 Parag Agrawal

Any relation to Agrajag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (T/yKs)

417 An Indian immigrant now runs Google, MSFT and Twitter. And coincidentally enough those 3 companies hate America and want to destroy it. And want a never ending stream of H1b workers so they wont ever have to hire icky Americans

Im sure Fox News will investigate this. As will Newsmax.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (jL5Zd)

418 Parag Agrawal

On the plus side: Not Dorsey

On the minus side: Not American

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (ESjRY)

419 You have to be careful when the atmospheric river interacts with the polar vortex and sets off a bomb cyclone

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

That could destroy the Ozone Hole!

Posted by: LIV environmentally conscious Miklos at November 29, 2021 10:51 AM (QzkSJ)

420 Thinking back - imagine for a moment if in the 90s we had banned tech transfers to India and China.

How much wealthier would the average American be?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:51 AM (ESjRY)

421 Oh -- this Edith Vonnegut is Kurt's daughter? Did she visit him at all the slaughterhouses, or just the 5th one?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)

422 Yeah, I'm calling B.S. on that. Link below takes you right to the Salvation Army's International Social Justice web page. With links to study guides on racism, sexism, and protesting.

https://tinyurl.com/36zs5u6u
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Elements of the recently issued "Let's Talk About Racism" guide led some to believe we think they should apologize for the color of their skin, or that The Salvation Army may have abandoned its Biblical beliefs for another philosophy or ideology. That was never our intention, so the guide has been removed for appropriate review.

Whoops! Busted!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 10:52 AM (uXonU)

423 Yikes.. WTF is that painting ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2021 10:52 AM (Pohvy)

424 Abraham, Moses, the people of Israel, Jesus, the early church, and many other
notables were all refugees. In response, Scripture is forcefully replete with the
admonition to care for the alien and foreigner in your midst.

-
Amalekite them!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 10:52 AM (FVME7)

425 Alternate Title: "Let's See If My Husband Can Take A Hint - Signed, Heloise"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 10:52 AM (m45I2)

426 Aop. Once those tiles are damaged they come up with heat and a good scrape. New tile never matches the old so do it in sections. The glue that holds the tiles down is like contact cement. Apply dry to tack. Lay tiles add pressure to make sure.adhesive bonds. Apply new floor finish. Careful older, real older tiles might have asbestos best bet then is encapsulate under a new subfloor.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 10:53 AM (0OmEj)

427 Geronimo Stilton @ 387 -- Thanks for the info. I am still loath to throw them under the bus just yet, as I think they are one of the very few decent charities around. TSA actually does truly good work, unlike, say United Way.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 10:53 AM (+56GQ)

428 So FIB and other agencies have burned through over half a billion paying informants and in many cases paying for actual crimes!!
=====

Probably just the $ that are trackable. I am almost certain that each and every 'intelligence' agency has black book authority and operations.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 29, 2021 10:53 AM (MIKMs)

429 I am happy to be assisting with your issue

Posted by: Parag "Greg" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 10:53 AM (QzkSJ)

430 How do you stay in the commonwealth as a republic?
------------------------------
They kinda just let you stay in and you see the Queen as ceremonial head of the Commonwealth group and not your head-of-state. There are a bunch like India, Pakistan, and South Africa. There's stuff about it at Wiki but I didn't feel like reading through all of it other than the "Republics" paragraph.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 10:54 AM (UHVv4)

431 We are very sorry..... that the rubes found out about us.
- Salvation Woke Army

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:54 AM (jL5Zd)

432 Just got a call from my boss's 10:30 visitor. She wants merely to meet in his office instead of walking outside to pick up coffee, as it's "too cold" outside. Yeah -- 55-60 degrees and sunny is too cold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 10:54 AM (txdEq)

433 Alternate Title: "Let's See If My Husband Can Take A Hint - Signed, Heloise"
Posted by: Muldoon

"Gonna wash that man right out of my hair"

Posted by: The Actual Heloise at November 29, 2021 10:54 AM (QzkSJ)

434 416 Parag Agrawal

Any relation to Agrajag?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (T/yKs)

Lulz - I was considering a Douglas Adams joke myself.

Horde Mind. It's real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 10:55 AM (dfRN6)

435 I am happy to be assisting with your issue
Posted by: Parag "Greg" Agrawal


I am so happy I am standing here beside myself!

Posted by: Benny from Mumbai at November 29, 2021 10:55 AM (uXonU)

436 "Satire doesn't effect change." - PJ O'Rourke.

Does it affect large bills?

Posted by: leber at November 29, 2021 10:55 AM (NdqLH)

437 Alternate title - Tidying Up After a Visit From the Paolo

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 10:56 AM (m+jkK)

438 Elements of the recently issued "Let's Talk About Racism" guide led some to believe we think they should apologize for the color of their skin, or that The Salvation Army may have abandoned its Biblical beliefs for another philosophy or ideology. That was never our intention, so the guide has been removed for appropriate review.

Whoops! Busted!
Posted by: rickb223

'Elements of. . ' not, 'We added this horseshit to our mission etc. . . . .'

I'm not reading it but did they also add the 'we're sorry if anyone was offended' part? That seems to be part of the rote 'apology' these days.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:56 AM (mD/uy)

439 @417

>>An Indian immigrant now runs Google, MSFT and Twitter.

Well, our immigration system is oriented, pun intended, towards Mexico, SA and Asia, so this is not surprising that Asian's are taking over the US.

Most of these cats got here via H1B's or some other special immigrant dispensation.

These are the people who will be running America within the next 15 to 20 years, so this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, the end of the beginning, as some Truculent Cigar Chomping Brit PM might say.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 10:56 AM (IrNjK)

440 Here's Parag Agrawal's picture...looks about 12.

https://tinyurl.com/y2au5vvd
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 10:49 AM (cF8AT)

So, they are replacing a high-paid white guy with a work-for-peanuts H1B?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:56 AM (P3gRi)

441 Got coffee at Kum-n-Go this morning.

So lunch at Maid Rite?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)

442 I am still loath to throw them under the bus just yet
=====

Yeah - we will find out soon enough who they are. They can be a Christian charity that used to have an International Social Justice Committee, or they can be a charity that used to be committed to Christian ideas.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 10:57 AM (sGnvY)

443 All charities are Grifts. Some just hide it better.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:58 AM (jL5Zd)

444 So, they are replacing a high-paid white guy with a work-for-peanuts H1B?

Also, leftist dot-not-feather Indians tend to be more virulently SJW than average. I'm not entirely sure why.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 10:59 AM (ZGrMX)

445 438 Elements of the recently issued "Let's Talk About Racism" guide led some to believe we think they should apologize for the color of their skin, or that The Salvation Army may have abandoned its Biblical beliefs for another philosophy or ideology. That was never our intention, so the guide has been removed for appropriate review.
Whoops! Busted!
Posted by: rickb223
'Elements of. . ' not, 'We added this horseshit to our mission etc. . . . .'
I'm not reading it but did they also add the 'we're sorry if anyone was offended' part? That seems to be part of the rote 'apology' these days.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:56 AM (mD/uy)

I'm willing to believe them. All they have to do is out the person that made the guide and fire them.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2021 10:59 AM (fiH+I)

446 @joshdcaplan

CNBC: Twitter CTO Parag Agrawal will replace Jack Dorsey as CEO
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 10:47 AM (cF8AT)

Samir: Mother... shitter... Son of an... ass. I just... [punches steering wheel]

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 10:59 AM (4I/2K)

447 All charities are Grifts. Some just hide it better.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


It eventually comes out.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 10:59 AM (uXonU)

448 It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, the end of the beginning, as some Truculent Cigar Chomping Brit PM might say.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

A journey of thousand miles begins your authentication code as provided to you under the ToS.

*places palms of hands together*

Posted by: Parag "Greg" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 10:59 AM (QzkSJ)

449 444

The ones in positions of power come from the upper classes of India. And the upper classes of India are full of hard core leftists.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:00 AM (jL5Zd)

450 These charity volunteers should just get jobs and donate their wages to the cause. Give them nothing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 11:00 AM (LtGlA)

451 Once those tiles are damaged they come up with heat and a good scrape. New tile never matches the old so do it in sections. The glue that holds the tiles down is like contact cement. Apply dry to tack. Lay tiles add pressure to make sure.adhesive bonds. Apply new floor finish. Careful older, real older tiles might have asbestos best bet then is encapsulate under a new subfloor.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 10:53 AM (0OmEj)

AFAIK, they don't even make asphalt tile like this anymore. They are brittle, and the pattern goes right through. If I sand them, I will wet-sand, and vacuum up the sludge with a wet vac.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:00 AM (P3gRi)

452 So, this week's theme is advertising art.

Could be interesting.

Tomorrow: "Lifts and separates"

Posted by: mindful webworker - art pokes the eye of the beholder at November 29, 2021 11:00 AM (y3veD)

453 Also, leftist dot-not-feather Indians tend to be more virulently SJW than average. I'm not entirely sure why.

In one wealthy little blue town I lived in there was literally one black family.

However there was a whole "anti-racism" movement, made up all of dot Indians complaining about people being racist to that one black family.

It was the damnedest thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 11:00 AM (ESjRY)

454 I wish I had time to read all of the comments. Got through only the first fifty or so and kept laughing (esp at the dad taking the kid and the dog and the monkey for a walk).

Suffice to say, would NOT hang and would NEVER cross stitch!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 29, 2021 11:01 AM (8548M)

455 Got coffee at Kum-n-Go this morning.

So lunch at Maid Rite?
Posted by: Ian S.

Chock-full-o-Nuts

Posted by: Parag "Greg" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:01 AM (QzkSJ)

456 The ones in positions of power come from the upper classes of India. And the upper classes of India are full of hard core leftists.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:00 AM


Yep....lotta communists in India.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 11:01 AM (m+jkK)

457 Tomorrow: "Lifts and separates"
Wednesday: "You're Soaking In It"

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 11:01 AM (3fR4G)

458 Mornin hordelings.

Highly recommend this Larry Correia piece. It's scathing. "Do I unfairly paint the Left with a broad brush?"

Monster Hunter Nation link. https://tinyurl.com/4mst25y7

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 11:01 AM (OssQ4)

459 @444

>>I'm not entirely sure why.

It's a by-product of The Caste System.

India is very stratified with in and out groups, so their psychology is a perfect fit for Woke Bullshit.

The only group that vote for Donks in greater numbers than Asian/Indians are black people, so, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 11:02 AM (IrNjK)

460 443 All charities are Grifts. Some just hide it better.
-----------------
Yep. I've notice there are a shit ton of Houses for Wounded Veterans asking for $12.59 per month. WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:02 AM (yRved)

461 Tomorrow: "Lifts and separates"
Wednesday: "You're Soaking In It"


*****

Thursday: "A Little Dab'll Do Ya"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 11:02 AM (m45I2)

462 It's not just the Austrian government and San Fran's mayoress this past week/weekend...

Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1; 2h
The Prime Minister and half the Cabinet are currently at a huge lunch in Westminster. There is not a mask in sight (apart from the waiters, of course). Yet tomorrow the PM will make all of our children wear masks in schools. It's all theatre, folks.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:02 AM (UHVv4)

463 India is very stratified with in and out groups, so their psychology is a perfect fit for Woke Bullshit.


Consider

*assumes the position*

Posted by: Parag "Nikki Haley" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:03 AM (QzkSJ)

464 437 Alternate title - Tidying Up After a Visit From the Paolo

mrs. chronda dragged me to house of gucci over the holiday, so i now know what the paolo looks like.

as for the movie? recommended. i liked it; didn't expect to.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 29, 2021 11:03 AM (sGtp+)

465 An Indian immigrant now runs Google, MSFT and Twitter.


Brown skin, unpronounceable name. Diversity hires to keep the SJW jackals at bay.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 11:03 AM (AMIL/)

466 In one wealthy little blue town I lived in there was literally one black family.

However there was a whole "anti-racism" movement, made up all of dot Indians complaining about people being racist to that one black family.

It was the damnedest thing.


An enterprising member of the black family should've created a fake hate crime and pinned it on the Indians.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:03 AM (ZGrMX)

467 Ancient Chinese secret hunh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 11:03 AM (LtGlA)

468 That was never our intention, so the guide has been removed for appropriate review.

Anybody know how to find an archived version?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 11:03 AM (nfrXX)

469 > Asian's are taking over the US.

But, are they the "right" Asians? Xi has questions, demands answers.

Posted by: Chairman Xi - Looking at You at November 29, 2021 11:04 AM (BFigT)

470 Tomorrow: "Lifts and separates"
Wednesday: "You're Soaking In It"
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 11:01 AM (3fR4G)

Thursday: The Island of Outdated Jingles, feat Ring Around The Collar

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 11:04 AM (4I/2K)

471 If you want to donate, do it at the local level. Go to a local charity and donate there, either time or money. National or international charities will take your $1 and maybe 5 cents of it will end up actually helping someone directly

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:04 AM (jL5Zd)

472 Thursday: "A Little Dab'll Do Ya"
Posted by: Muldoon

*notes pack of smokes rolled up in sleeve of t-shirt*

Posted by: Miklos is a rebel, Dotty, a loner at November 29, 2021 11:05 AM (QzkSJ)

473 And the upper classes of India are full of hard core leftists.
----------------------------
And high-caste light-skinned persons ironically enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:05 AM (UHVv4)

474 National or international charities will take your $1 and maybe 5 cents of it will end up actually helping someone directly

Those Haitian children won't traffic themselves!

Posted by: Clinton Relief Fund at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (9Fwwf)

475 There is not a mask in sight (apart from the waiters, of course).

It's a running gag at our house to "spot the peasants" on TV shows now. They couldn't have made it any clearer that the end goal of everything is neo-feudalism.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (ZGrMX)

476 Democrats, 'Never Trumpers' turning on 'ineffective' Lincoln Project: Politico

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (RHGPo)

477 471.... Also see the NRA and other large political advocacy groups. All fucking grift. All!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (0OmEj)

478 And on Friday, we'll be soaking in it.

Posted by: Parag "Madge" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (QzkSJ)

479 And high-caste light-skinned persons ironically enough.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:05 AM (UHVv4)

Bollywood actresses come from the broad caste.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (P3gRi)

480 "mothers are like that... Yeah, they are"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (ATFOd)

481 445
.... I'm willing to believe them. All they have to do is out the person that made the guide and fire them.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2021 10:59 AM (fiH+I)

They can start by purging these:

https://www.salvationarmy.org/isjc/team

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (Cq0OY)

482 Thursday: The Island of Outdated Jingles, feat Ring Around The Collar
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021


***
Friday: " 'Ancient Chinese secret,' huh?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:07 AM (txdEq)

483 Tomorrow: "Lifts and separates"
Wednesday: "You're Soaking In It"

*****

Thursday: "A Little Dab'll Do Ya"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 11:02 AM (m45I2)

***

Friday: WHERE'S THE BEEF

a/k/a Fat Man on an Ottoman

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 11:07 AM (flINI)

484 Ugh--so TSA has an "International Social Justice Commission" page. Wow, that just reeks of commie assholery.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 11:07 AM (+56GQ)

485 The old Dear Abby had a lot of letters on nude housework from women.
Posted by: Skip's Phone

I was "Dear Abby" for two months.

Summer intern
Posted by: The Best Summer of Miklos' Life at November 29, 2021 10:43 AM (QzkSJ)


That is very cool!!! Were you in NY?

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2021 11:07 AM (Ed8Zd)

486 And high-caste light-skinned persons ironically enough.
Posted by: andycanuck

Bollywood actresses come from the broad caste.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Who comes from the dames caste?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (uXonU)

487 Yep....lotta communists in India.
---------------------------
TBF, there are lotta people in India!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (UHVv4)

488 I donate to the local animal shelter in town. Every now and then I go to Costco and buy several large bags of cat and dog food and bring it over. I know 100% that is directly helping animals, without several levels of middle men taking a cut of a cash donation.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (jL5Zd)

489 his name is Pawg ?

Posted by: REDACTED ? at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (us2H3)

490 India is very stratified with in and out groups, so their psychology is a perfect fit for Woke Bullshit.

==
Yeah. Very class based. Also if something bad happens to you, you deserve it according to karma system of belief. In fact, it will lead to you doing better in the next life if you suffer in this one. So keep suffering as I step over you lying there in the gutter.

Posted by: Fortunately, not everyone believes in karma at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (rIxgQ)

491 Her new stuff has masks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (LtGlA)

492 . All fucking grift. All!

(Ahem)

Posted by: California Rifle and Pistol Association at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (ATFOd)

493 a/k/a Fat Man on an Ottoman
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

NOTA BENE

Truck Monkey is both a floor waxer and a dessert topper

Posted by: Parag "Bob" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:08 AM (QzkSJ)

494 Ugh--so TSA has an "International Social Justice Commission" page. Wow, that just reeks of commie assholery.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 11:07 AM (+56GQ)


They're a federal outfit, so that doesn't surprise me in the least.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (Ez6QX)

495 Bollywood actresses come from the broad caste.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I speed-scanned that as broad ass.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (4I/2K)

496 417 An Indian immigrant now runs Google, MSFT and Twitter. And coincidentally enough those 3 companies hate America and want to destroy it. And want a never ending stream of H1b workers so they wont ever have to hire icky Americans

Im sure Fox News will investigate this. As will Newsmax.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:50 AM (jL5Zd)

This is why I originally supported Jeff Sessions' working in the administration. He brought up the H1B visa situation on the floor of the Senate. It's a two-fer: hire foreigners at a lower salary than American programmers, and keep them as virtual indentured servants because their employment is tied to their corporate visa. They can't easily ask for raises, and no other company will take on the legal expense of sponsoring them. Bad all around, and it's the tech companies - not manufacturing - that are at the forefront of this development.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (mdjgu)

497 Mid-Morning "Art" Thread

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (KZzsI)

498 Politico:
It was the darling of the resistance for savagely attacking Donald Trump. But now, everyone keeps rolling their eyes at the Lincoln Project and fears they may be clearing a path for the former president's reemergence.

The outside political organization headed by disaffected Republicans and other top Democratic operatives has experienced caustic blowups, internal disputes over beach house-level paydays, and disturbing allegations involving a disgraced co-founder. A recent campaign stunt evoking the march on Charlottesville to close the Virginia governor's race earned them near universal scorn. And one of the organization's most recognized members is facing blowback for rooting for another Trump nomination on grounds that he'd be the easiest Republican to beat in the general election.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

499 Every dollar accounted for.

Posted by: California Rifle and Pistol Association at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (ATFOd)

500 The charities house OCiS supports continues to shrink. We too support a local animal shelter and food banks. The minute I see something where "SJW" appears, or implications of being racist - house OCiS is done.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (Cq0OY)

501 I donate to the local animal shelter in town. Every now and then I go to Costco and buy several large bags of cat and dog food and bring it over. I know 100% that is directly helping animals, without several levels of middle men taking a cut of a cash donation.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021


***
I've brought our local shelter some canned food that my cat cannot eat, and several old but clean towels for the enclosures.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:10 AM (txdEq)

502 https://www.salvationarmy.org/isjc/team

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2021 11:06 AM (Cq0OY)


Just scanning the bios of that crew...precious little to be found about fulfilling Christ's mission on earth.

A whole lot of SJW gobbledy-gook and credentialism though

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:10 AM (DJFLF)

503 Ugh--so TSA has an "International Social Justice Commission" page. Wow, that just reeks of commie assholery.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 29, 2021 11:07 AM (+56GQ)

They're a federal outfit, so that doesn't surprise me in the least.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (Ez6QX)


Never mind, you meant The Salvation Army. I'll shut up now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:10 AM (Ez6QX)

504 Bollywood actresses come from the broad caste.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

They identify as Broads ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 11:10 AM (arJlL)

505 That is very cool!!! Were you in NY?
Posted by: LASue

They operated from Florida.

Posted by: Parag "Miklos" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:10 AM (QzkSJ)

506 498 The outside political organization headed by disaffected Republicans and other top Democratic operatives has experienced caustic blowups, internal disputes over beach house-level paydays, and disturbing allegations involving a disgraced co-founder. A recent campaign stunt evoking the march on Charlottesville to close the Virginia governor's race earned them near universal scorn. And one of the organization's most recognized members is facing blowback for rooting for another Trump nomination on grounds that he'd be the easiest Republican to beat in the general election.
Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

=========

No one trusts a traitor. If Democrats trusted them, then they'd cover for their ineptitude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:11 AM (LvTSG)

507 Palestinian Authority Official Encourages Child To 'Grow Up And Kill Jews'

https://bit.ly/3liwVR1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 11:11 AM (FVME7)

508 For a broad dame, she had a nice set of pins

Posted by: Parag "Mickey Spillane" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:11 AM (QzkSJ)

509 473 And the upper classes of India are full of hard core leftists.
----------------------------
And high-caste light-skinned persons ironically enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:05 AM (UHVv4)


There are few nations today where the upper classes are not full of hard core leftists.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 11:11 AM (AMIL/)

510 An Indian immigrant now runs Google, MSFT and Twitter.
Diversity hires to keep the SJW jackals at bay.
Posted by: Gref

And monster chunks of JPMorganChase. I knew I had to leave after they announced "No, we are not an American company, we are an International company."

Buh bye.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:12 AM (mD/uy)

511 Well at least the mask is now ripped off another formerly "trusted" organization

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:12 AM (DJFLF)

512 496

The BBB has a section it it to make it it a lot easier to convert h1bs to green card (and eventually Democrat voting citizen). So 100k new Dem voters yearly in perpetuity.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:12 AM (jL5Zd)

513 Even Scott Adams knows it's b.s. [I think he's pro-vaxx?]

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays; 2h
Is it too soon to call Omicron a vaccination?

Fact check: Mild symptoms after getting it, followed by immunity.

[Links to Brit Hume report: "Lots of stories today about the Omicron variant. Few say anything about how sick it makes people. Here's one that does."]
https://tinyurl.com/yckp8yvh

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:12 AM (UHVv4)

514 I speed-scanned that as broad ass.
Posted by: Count de Monet

*six-eyed glare*

Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen at November 29, 2021 11:13 AM (QzkSJ)

515 497 "Mid" - "Morning" "Art" "Thread"

fixt

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 29, 2021 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

516 Breaking:

Moderna CEO warns vaccine antibody levels could be up to EIGHT TIMES lower against Omicron variant and it may take 90 days before updated jab is available


Fear Porn to Eleventy for the sixty-fifth time in the past 18 months!

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 11:14 AM (AMIL/)

517 Oh, this is nice...Priscilla Santos, from the SA Social Justice Crew...cites her Enneagram number, which is "7".

Got that all you believers in the Sky Fairy God? She's a "7".

It's #Science!

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:14 AM (DJFLF)

518 I view any company that is overtly patriotic as a grift. And the same with an organization tht is overtly religious.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:14 AM (jL5Zd)

519 They couldn't have made it any clearer that the end goal of everything is neo-feudalism.

The day I realized that's what they were really after was the day everything the modern establishment does started to make more sense. I mean, some of them are completely insane so you cannot make sense of it through any lens, but that realization really helps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:14 AM (KZzsI)

520 @516

>>Fear Porn to Eleventy for the sixty-fifth time in the past 18 months!

As Poppins would say, This is never going to end.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 11:15 AM (IrNjK)

521 the mere presence of an Enneagram reference in a staff bio blows up the entire idea of Salvation Army being a Christian organization

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:15 AM (DJFLF)

522 "Mid" - "Morning" "Art" "Thread"

fixt
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda

This is incompatible with our new algorithm

Posted by: Parag Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:15 AM (QzkSJ)

523 Never mind, you meant The Salvation Army. I'll shut up now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:10 AM (Ez6QX)

Sally Ann has become large and bureaucratic, and therefore became a choice target for Commies to infiltrate and grift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:15 AM (P3gRi)

524 It was the darling of the resistance for savagely attacking Donald Trump.

They misspelled "the establishment"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:16 AM (KZzsI)

525 Stocks up across the board. The panic is not working anymore. Friday was an aberration due to a shortened trading day and low volume. The Friday after TG really needs to be a federal holiday too. But I digress.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:16 AM (jL5Zd)

526 Fear Porn to Eleventy for the sixty-fifth time in the past 18 months!

Posted by: Gref

#twoweeks

Posted by: Parag Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:16 AM (QzkSJ)

527 Biden to address the nation on Covid variants today
Dozens will be watching

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 11:16 AM (RHGPo)

528 Fear Porn to Eleventy for the sixty-fifth time in the past 18 months!

No variants to their strategy, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (pbStR)

529 408 From one of the SA manuals;

Abraham, Moses, the people of Israel, Jesus, the early church, and many other notables were all refugees. In response, Scripture is forcefully replete with the admonition to care for the alien and foreigner in your midst.
___________

I'm so tired of all this "refugee" bullshit. None of these people are coming here because they're being persecuted. All of them are coming here for one reason: because they want more stuff.

"I want a better paying job," "I want a better standard of living," "I want an education so I can get a better job," etc. All of them are saying the same thing: they want more money, so they can get more stuff. That doesn't make them refugees, that makes them economic opportunists. And there is no reason why the U.S., or western Europe for that matter, should be indulging these stuff-seeking foreigners at the expense of their own populations.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (k4dH2)

530 Monkey time!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (EjmvJ)

531 The Friday after TG really needs to be a federal holiday too. But I digress.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

It would be so nice
Just to have a Holiday

Posted by: Parag "Madonna" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (QzkSJ)

532 The Friday after TG really needs to be a federal holiday too.

Translation: your short term trends mean nothing. Mine are all-important.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)

533 The NBA said on Sunday that the two fans who The Los Angeles Lakers' LeBron James had ejected from a game last week had allegedly violated the league's code of conduct for fans. "NBA spokesman Mike Bass on the two courtside fans at Pacers-Lakers who were removed from seats: 'The fans were ejected for violating the NBA Fan Code of Conduct,'" Shams Charania, NBA analyst for The Atlantic, tweeted. "Sources said the two fans made inappropriate comments and gestures toward Lakers star LeBron James. No lifetime ban or further consequence is expected."

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 11:18 AM (RHGPo)

534 So will Covid Omnicron kill moar People of Color?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (yRved)

535 Monkey time!
Posted by: I used to have a


The monkey is not to be woken or stroked

Posted by: Parag "Dieter" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (QzkSJ)

536 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (txdEq)

537 520 @516

>>Fear Porn to Eleventy for the sixty-fifth time in the past 18 months!

As Poppins would say, This is never going to end.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 11:15 AM (IrNjK)


As Tom Servo commented a day or two ago, Our Betters will put us through another round of useless Mask and School Closure Theater, because if they do not it indicts all their past (useless) actions.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (AMIL/)

538 Got that all you believers in the Sky Fairy God? She's a "7".

It's #Science!
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:14 AM (DJFLF)

sounds like Pscientology to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (P3gRi)

539 Translation: your short term trends mean nothing. Mine are all-important.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The long term trend is death

Plan accordingly

Posted by: Parag "J.M. Keynes" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (QzkSJ)

540 Stocks up across the board. The panic is not working anymore. Friday was an aberration due to a shortened trading day and low volume. The Friday after TG really needs to be a federal holiday too. But I digress.

Goldman Sachs put out a statement that Omicron was going to be a nothingburger, and they're one of the leaders of the ruling class.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (ZGrMX)

541 Literal Covid shit shuts down another small Aussie town.

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi; 10h
Another isolated town in the Northern Territory has been forced into lockdown after traces of Covid were detected in wastewater.

You read that right, in wastewater.

NOT EVEN A POSITIVE CASE.

This is the "new normal" they want you to accept.
[And I'm sure it was C-19 or Delta and not another coronavirus.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:21 AM (UHVv4)

542 ...rooting for another Trump nomination on grounds that he'd be the easiest Republican to beat in the general election.

Uh yeah, about that.....

Posted by: Bill Maher at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (nfrXX)

543 The NBA said on Sunday that the two fans who The Los Angeles Lakers' LeBron James had ejected from a game last week had allegedly violated the league's code of conduct for fans

---------------

And maybe they did. Fans often violate codes of conduct. But LeBron has a reputation. And this doesn't help it. Maybe Jordan had people thrown out. I suspect not. I doubt he would even care. He would probably use it to motivate him. Jordan and LeBron are just representations of their generations. I'll take Jordan.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (sX1BW)

544 458 Mornin hordelings.

Highly recommend this Larry Correia piece. It's scathing. "Do I unfairly paint the Left with a broad brush?"

Monster Hunter Nation link. https://tinyurl.com/4mst25y7
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 11:01 AM (OssQ4)

This Correia rant deserves an Ace mention.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 11:25 AM (mdjgu)

545 Stocks up across the board. The panic is not working anymore. Friday was an aberration due to a shortened trading day and low volume. The Friday after TG really needs to be a federal holiday too. But I digress.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:16 AM (jL5Zd)

in my six years of posting and fifteen years of reading and once getting hat tipped by Ace a good fifteen years ago, I never give stock picks or predict such things. I have always said that and pretty much still agree with myself lol.

But i have to say I have never seen a more consistent and possibly manipulated market than the one since Biden. No one wants the market to go down unless they are short or betting against America. But I have never seen a market before that is so consistent in showing it never wants to go down, for "some reason".

I don't want to get into economics, market predictions etc. Sure, inflation can cause the market to go up, it is logical. But when the market goes up during Repub admins, the Dems trash it, say it doesn't matter, it doesn't reflect the economy, etc.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (e1mwr)

546 I thought there was a big upswing based on the commentary, not so much. One thing about crashes, is that they often follow massive market moves to the upside and the downside. I am not predicting a crash, far from it. But the inflation is real, and no matter what the prices say, the dollars are worth less.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (e1mwr)

547 This looks like the opening scene to a play dough porno starring Davey and Goliath.

Posted by: Kurt Vonnegut, ashamed father at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (LoWqe)

548 Cleaning porn?!?!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (rhowD)

549 And what's with the Saran wrap?

Posted by: Kurt Vonnegut, ashamed father, now glad I'm dead at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (LoWqe)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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