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Thanks to Dworkin Barimen.

Creepy Joe Biden pervs on another child.


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NBC "News'" "Big Think" vertical -- the same vertical that published so much from communications director for the the pedophilia-mainstreaming group, the Protasia Foundation, Noah Berlatsky -- doubles down on the Democrats' winning message in Virginia: Parents have no say in how stupid woke 24 year old girls decide to indoctrinate their children.


Schools face parents who want to ban critical race theory -- and don't get how teaching works


An educator's top goal is to teach students to think. Parents who dictate curricula with their personal opinions, ideologies and biases hinder that goal.

Parents have always tried to interfere with curricula, as I observed when teaching middle school in the mid-2000s.

You know what it takes to teach 8th grade?

It takes a ninth grade education.

That's not a joke; that's the real requirement. The teaching profession requires an Education degree not because that degree is difficult or useful but because it limits the number of teachers and therefore elevates the salaries they can demand.

It's a guild maintenance grift. It's a guild/union-imposed requirement solely for purposes of limiting entrants into the field. Allowing any educated person with competence in the field to be taught would drive down their salaries from artificially inflated to something more like what the market would offer based on actual skill level.

Because literally any educated person can do this.

This is why teachers get angry at programs like NYC's initiative to bring in people without education degrees to teach in city schools. They know these people can do the jobs -- but they don't want the fake value of their fake credentials diminished.

She thinks her education degree makes her a Scientist.

No really, she does. Let her Sciencesplain this to you.

Even then there was no shortage of parental input about the content of my instruction, from books to test questions. Part of the problem is that parents think they have the right to control teaching and learning because their children are the ones being educated. But it actually (gasp!) doesn't work that way. It's sort of like entering a surgical unit thinking you can interfere with an operation simply because the patient is your child.

Teaching, too, is a science. Unless they're licensed and certified, parents aren't qualified to make decisions about curricula. In fact, parental interference can actually hinder student advancement. An educator's primary goal is to teach students to think. Parents who attempt to influence curricula with their personal opinions, ideologies and biases hinder that goal.

Christopher Rufo looked up this Scientist's background, and found she is... about what you'd expect her to be. Someone who, in his words, has elevated her mental illness into a political ideology.

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By the way, this is another admission that they are teaching CRT in schools.

The media publishes an op-ed one day saying CRT isn't being taught, next day, publishes one saying that it would be terrible to not teach CRT. They never demand that educrats, teachers, or Democrats resolve these contradictory claims.

Because they're partisan liars and have no relationship with the truth any longer.


Does forcing kids to sit through a Drag Show with sexual twerking, and to participate in it, count as CRT? Or are we calling this Science?

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That drag-queen story. Wow.

This podcast is timely, from New Discourses, on sexual grooming in gov't schools: https://tinyurl.com/54me5zfs
Posted by: lizabth

I'll be listening to that on my hike tomorrow.


John Kennedy called Biden's communist, literally Soviet-trained thief and nominee for Comptroller of the Currency "comrade" in her hearing and the Washington Post had a conniption: Why, this is... Red-Baiting!

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Red-baiting, shrieked the same newspaper which... red-baited the previous (and current lawfully elected) president for five years running:

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Note that that's not just the same newspaper -- it's the same hack propagandist.

I guess it's cool to suck up to the Soviet Union again, huh? We're all done pretending we're rootin'-tootin' sixgun-shootin' commie-huntin' American Avengers, now, huh?

Seems like old times.


The mid-wits who stupidly believe themselves smart are killing us. Absolutely murdering us:

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All the mid-wits do is repeat what they see other mid-wits repeating on Twitter (which in turn comes from still other mid-wits). Read, repeat, retweet. Read, repeat, retweet. Read, repeat, retweet.

And they think they're Top Intellectuals in the field of Twitter Science for regurgitating claims they've never investigated nor, truthfully, ever given a moment of serious thought about.

This is National Review's entire business model -- they give succor to idiots.

Well, not idiots. Mid-wits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Houston Health Department. Are you vaccinated?

Walgreens stores in San Francisco finally close for good over "rampant theft." Elections have consequences.

In this town, there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red
Many soy boys were among them, as were trannies overfed
They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more
And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor
Swiftly on the floor

It was over in a moment as the folks gathered around
The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground
Oh, he might've went on livin', but forgot one major thing
And he fell down, shot dead by the kid with an AR on a sling
AR on a sling

They are who we thought they were:

This is what they choose to post today.

Counter-programming, I guess. Making it clear that they seek a new market.

And their new market is: David French.

And only David French.

Well, vaya con diabolo, assholes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:36 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone.

Chili for supper tonight.

No carrots.

Burma Shave.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2021 05:37 PM (mD/uy)

2 My stool could get a Doctor of Education.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2021 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

3 Present

That is all

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2021 05:38 PM (BFigT)

4 That drag-queen story. Wow.

This podcast is timely, from New Discourses, on sexual grooming in gov't schools: https://tinyurl.com/54me5zfs

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2021 05:39 PM (L3Rsz)

5 I went to get the others...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2021 05:39 PM (BFigT)

6 Ace was a middle skool teacher?

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2021 05:39 PM (0IeYL)

7 Howdy ace!
I'm laughing from the DNC, college democrats thread.

Thank you! And have a lovely vacation. Bitter clingers's challenge to you to sock regulars would be hysterical........

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:40 PM (+oXMi)

8 I see "Big Iron" has been quoted here. Which reminds me...this happened outside of TX but I wonder of Robert Pratt is going to invoke that song - his "Anti-Wimp Update" theme - in Kyle Rittenhouse's honor?

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 19, 2021 05:41 PM (CdZ4i)

9 My dentist appointment went well. My dentist is a father son team and the Dad is slowly moving into retirement (sort of.) The son shows up after my cleaning in full mask and scrubs. His Dad just wanders around in jeans.

I like the Dad a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2021 05:41 PM (kBuGL)

10 Have to disagree about Ed School. It's goal goes beyond what is described above. It actually is meant to EXCLUDE competent people from teaching. It means that those teaching will be worse teachers than you would have if you just randomly took people who could get into college.

Hell, back in my day (70s) it was precisely the dumbest students who went into Ed. And everyone knew it. I doubt they've gotten better.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2021 05:42 PM (7X3UV)

11 This is war. Ace fights back. That is all.

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2021 05:42 PM (HgGBT)

12 Even though I have no confirmation ace got it from me, I'm just going to give myself the hat tip for the top comic because I posted that in the comments a few days ago.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 05:42 PM (9Khjf)

13 President Trump was right. Old, 33-second video via Paul Joseph Watson.

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1461777594412638217

Posted by: paolo at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (UHVv4)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (arJlL)

15 Brb reading content

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (YZG/i)

16

"You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
and you don't mess around with KYLE. . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (s2VJv)

17 >>>Even though I have no confirmation ace got it from me, I'm just going to give myself the hat tip for the top comic because I posted that in the comments a few days

i very well might have. Sometimes I pop stuff out and forget where it came from. I'll hat tip you.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (0G13K)

18
I trust the doctors won't release Biden until he is lucid.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (dQvv7)

19 #13 Off, amorous Italian sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (UHVv4)

20 Skateboard on his hip.

Heh

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (Tnijr)

21 Marty Robbins!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (kBuGL)

22 "Teaching is a science."

LOLGF

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (guGkK)

23 A suggestion for Christina Wyman, wear a burka.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (TNyrE)

24 And Marty would have sang that one himself. Look up his anti-commie song 'Ain't I right?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (kBuGL)

25 I'm sure it did come from you, Dworkin Barimen. I know it came from a comment. it opened into an ___ file i think

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (0G13K)

26 Don't like revenue agents.....not even wannabe ones like Rittenhouse....but watching people like AOC and others, crying on twitter about it instead of dragging her ass back to Puerto Rico is worth its weight in gold.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (qi/+I)

27

I kept hearing the Band "I Shall Be Released" dreading a guilty verdict. Lo and behold, he was released.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (s2VJv)

28 #13 Off, amorous Italian sock.

At last, we know the true identity of Paolo.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (ZsR3z)

29 Even though I have no confirmation ace got it from me, I'm just going to give myself the hat tip for the top comic because I posted that in the comments a few days ago.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 05:42 PM (9Khjf)



Any man hat tips himself, gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM (guGkK)

30 Enjoy your vacation, Ace! Hope you can get some much needed rest and relaxation.

You have been on fire these past couple of days. Thanks for all you do and for bringing the Horde together.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM (rwusL)

31

"As I wandered out, on the streets of Kenosha . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM (s2VJv)

32 Has there been any speculation on where Mr O'Spades is spending his vacation week?

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM (0IeYL)

33 >Teaching, too, is a science.

Every 95-IQ twat claiming the mantle of "science" fills me with burning rage.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM (9Khjf)

34 The general fuckery of those whom think to rule our every breath is mind-numbing.
One would think the sheer volume of filth would capsize and drown the fools.
Alas and alack

Posted by: Idahonian at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM (JUcCg)

35 I wonder if Scogg Dogg is still blathering to pretend he knows something about thermodynamics. My dog says "nah, bruh".

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM (ZsR3z)

36 The "CRT isn't being taught" line is really based on this: Grade school teaching is always based on some theoretical basis, which while not itself taught directly, underlies all that is. Thus, in a traditional Catholic grade school, the 2nd graders don't actually read the Summa. But what they are taught does derive from it.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (7X3UV)

37 "An educator's top goal is to teach students to think. Parents who dictate curricula with their personal opinions, ideologies and biases hinder that goal."

Nice misdirection on their part, as they're not educators.

Fuck 'em; they're not getting our kids. They add nothing of value to our civilization other than "not having made us go to the effort of throwing them out of helicopters ... yet", and if they keep pushing they won't even add that.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (7IHuq)

38 I want the guys who made the Washington youtube vid to do one for Kyle now:

Rittenhouse...Rittenhouse!

Six eight and he'll shoot your bicep out.

He's coming...he's coming....

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (5iUNf)

39 This isn't your average Kyle, drinking Monsters and punching holes in sheetrock. This is Kyle 2.0, drinking Red Bull and giving motherfuckers wings.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (OCTRt)

40

Mzzz Wyman:

Those who can, do. etc. etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (s2VJv)

41 A suggestion for Christina Wyman, wear a burka.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 05:44 PM (TNyrE)



OTOH, a brown paper bag over the head off-gases a saucy air of insouciance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (guGkK)

42 What's the temp in Kenosha right now?

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (Tnijr)

43 Homeschool, people!!!

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (wyw4S)

44 "36 The "CRT isn't being taught" line is really based on this: Grade school teaching is always based on some theoretical basis, which while not itself taught directly, underlies all that is. Thus, in a traditional Catholic grade school, the 2nd graders don't actually read the Summa. But what they are taught does derive from it.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (7X3UV)"

Whistleblowers all over the US are dropping docs showing that they're being told to claim they don't teach it, or teach from it, and then how to teach it.

Lefty mouth noises don't matter anymore, the masks have come off and that can't be walked back.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (7IHuq)

45 32 Has there been any speculation on where Mr O'Spades is spending his vacation week?
Posted by: Weasel


Shooting hogs in TX with Ben Had!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (+oXMi)

46 "An educator's top goal is to teach students to think. Parents who dictate curricula with their personal opinions, ideologies and biases hinder that goal."

Nice misdirection on their part, as they're not educators.



They are also not teaching kids to think.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (OCTRt)

47 Jury spoke. Told BLM to fuck the fuck off.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (buTO7)

48 Love the reworked Marty Robbins album cover ft. The Kenosha Kid

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 05:48 PM (9Khjf)

49 Rittenhouse needs to sue Binger and the state of Wisconsin in civil court for damages.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 19, 2021 05:48 PM (qi/+I)

50 Ballads to Kyle, the Kenosha Kid! Awesome!!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 19, 2021 05:48 PM (YZG/i)

51 @Lewis_Brackpool; 4:12 PM Nov 19, 2021
BREAKING: tensions boil over in Rotterdam as people rise up against covid restrictions and legislation.

https://twitter.com/Lewis_Brackpool/status/
1461804715059073027

More videos at the link.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 19, 2021 05:48 PM (UHVv4)

52 I trust the doctors won't release Biden until he is lucid.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (dQvv7)


I wasn't born back then.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:48 PM (P4LRL)

53 Sarcastic Ace is the best Ace! I only skimmed the posts due to actually having work to do today - the French with the feminine binary made my day.

Have a great vacation!

Posted by: Iris at November 19, 2021 05:48 PM (DibdT)

54 Philip Bump is a hack propagandist. Yes, absolutely, he's not a very distinguished one though, since the whole paper is staffed with hack propagandists and official spokesmodels for the CIA or the DOJ. WaPo sucks.

This comment was typed while listening to the Ballad of Kyle Rittenhouse, so I'm happy despite the hactivism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2021 05:48 PM (PUXju)

55 If it says anything, I took the PRAXIS exams that certify teachers to teach in a classroom without having gone through any education courses. I scored 100% on them. Without any preparation.

So it obviously doesn't take much to become a teacher.

What bluebell said in 43

Posted by: Moki at November 19, 2021 05:49 PM (JrN/x)

56 It's a good thing I don't have kids. I would be in prison.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2021 05:49 PM (iydjf)

57 There always have been weird ass private skools. When I was a ute, the drug heads and wannbe hippies whose parents had money sent them to a private high skool with a weird name I can't remember and all they did there was smoke dope, screw each other and get their "diploma" so they could go to kollege and avoid the draft.

Most became doctors and lawyers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 19, 2021 05:49 PM (R/m4+)

58 >>10 Have to disagree about Ed School. It's goal goes beyond what is described above. It actually is meant to EXCLUDE competent people from teaching. It means that those teaching will be worse teachers than you would have if you just randomly took people who could get into college.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2021 05:42 PM (7X3UV)

I had a brilliant professor at Columbia, Ridgeway, who walked into a dark, depressing seminar room one gloomy November afternoon, switched on the lights, and declared, "That's the only thing I ever learned from education classes." Then I made some Constant Comment tea for everyone, since it was my week to supply the refreshment.

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2021 05:49 PM (HgGBT)

59
I wonder if Scogg Dogg is still blathering to pretend he knows something about thermodynamics. My dog says "nah, bruh".

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM


I learned a lot. Mainly, that drugs are bad, mkay, pass the marijuana to the front of the class, mkay. Class?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 19, 2021 05:49 PM (dQvv7)

60 Any man hat tips himself, gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Not the mish ?

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (arJlL)

61 As Dennis Prager often states, "clarity over agreement".

There is no doubt where Black Rifle Coffee stands. And I can proudly say I've never purchased from them and never will.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (TNyrE)

62 40 Mzzz Wyman: Those who can, do. etc. etc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:46 PM (s2VJv)


Let me apologize. Mama and Pop Sefton were both teacher in the NYC system for over 60 years between them. And in the absolute worst of the worst schools you could imagine.

The kids in their charge, the ones who actually tried and wanted to learn, let's just say my parents saved the lives of dozens of otherwise lost souls that the Democrats would have condemned to hell on earth or worse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (s2VJv)

63 In fact, parental interference can actually hinder student advancement. An educator's primary goal is to teach students to think. Parents who attempt to influence curricula with their personal opinions, ideologies and biases hinder that goal

Since teaching is so sciency, whay are the parents blamed when kids fail?

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (vd8XM)

64 Hiya Moki !

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (arJlL)

65 Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (+oXMi)

Hey, this is for you. Sorry if it's the wrong kind, I don't know the difference.

https://stoatnet.org/otterpaw.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (P4LRL)

66 >>>30 Enjoy your vacation, Ace! Hope you can get some much needed rest and relaxation.


thank you. I've still got the gainzz thread and cafe tho.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (0G13K)

67 At last, we know the true identity of Paolo.
-----------------------
As if I'd bang French's wife, pep!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (UHVv4)

68 Hiya JT!! Hope you are ready for a good weekend!

Posted by: Moki at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (JrN/x)

69
Shooting hogs in TX with Ben Had!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (+oXMi)
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Touring wine country on a Vespa?

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (0IeYL)

70 It must be so easy to "teach" kids that white people are evil and POCs are oppressed, so much easier than teaching them, say, algebra.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (guGkK)

71 > "Teaching is a science."


Nah. It isn't. It's a skill. A talent. Maybe, at the extreme upper level, an art. Not a science.


Source: have an actual advanced degree in an actual science, and also won a lot of teaching awards (both student-awarded and faculty-awarded) when I was in academia. While I'm pretty proud of my teaching accomplishments, and (unlike some) worked hard at being a good teacher, it wasn't a "science" under any reasonable definition of that term.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (bW8dp)

72 >i very well might have. Sometimes I pop stuff out and forget where it came from. I'll hat tip you.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2021 05:43 PM (0G13K)

Nah bro, I appreciate it but not necessary. I was just poking fun. Not like I'm terribly original or anything.

Thanks for the hard work lately! Glad you can enter your vacation on a good note. I'll try to scrape together a few FRNs to send your way.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (9Khjf)

73 You know what I want out of a coffee company?
Something that tastes better than what I got out of the vending machine and something that is cheaper than Starbuks.
I can get that from the bulk aisle of the grocery store, and not from some trendy business that wants to be a cult.

If I want to preen and virtue signal, I will do it with something that actually provides value to the world.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (P9T5R)

74 In fact, parental interference can actually hinder student advancement. An educator's primary goal is to teach students to think.

This assumes the average teacher knows how to think. My experience is otherwise.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (ZsR3z)

75 Getting ready to go to my SIL's 4th wedding. I'd rather eat a damn bug. I just know she's gonna stiff me for the bracelets I made. If she does that's it. I'm done with her.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (nxdel)

76 I love somebodies tweet, can't recall whose, saying "The media was found guilty on all charges"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (PUXju)

77 >>Homeschool, people!!!

You know me. How well do you really think that would turn out for anyone?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)

78 >>>76 I love somebodies tweet, can't recall whose, saying "The media was found guilty on all charges"


dat's good

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)

79 A 24 year old that has most of their social interaction guided by fakebook and tiktok are just the people you want shaping young minds. Kids would benefit if these "teachers" had to do a 5 year apprenticeship.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (K/GZa)

80 Shooting hogs in TX with Ben Had!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (+oXMi)
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Touring wine country on a Vespa?
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (0IeYL)


Shooting hogs from a Vespa, lit up on MD 20/20

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (P4LRL)

81 #10 - I think there is something to that. When I was in grad school I ran into a guy who was in an education program, working on getting his certification (while no ed degree). At one point he was working on...a craft project befitting a first grade class, and this was for real done for credit towards that certification. This didn't elevate how I viewed teachers at the time.

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (CdZ4i)

82 I thought they don't generally perform colonoscopies on 78 year old men, on the theory most prostate cancers take decades to kill you. I know some prostate cancers are aggressive and kill faster, but I've never heard of a man that old getting a colonoscopy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2021 05:40 PM (PUXju)

FJB has paroxysmal atrial fibrillation, and is on blood thinners. It is my guess that he was found to be anemic on a blood test, and the colonoscopy was performed to check for the source of blood loss. The "Routine annual physical" was a cover, and if not for needing versed for the procedure, we would have never known. It is also possible they are trying to figure out why he has no bowel control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (5xQgm)

83 While I'm pretty proud of my teaching accomplishments, and (unlike some) worked hard at being a good teacher, it wasn't a "science" under any reasonable definition of that term.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (bW8dp)



So we can get rid of all these beakers and the lab coat then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (guGkK)

84
The kids in their charge, the ones who actually tried and wanted to learn, let's just say my parents saved the lives of dozens of otherwise lost souls that the Democrats would have condemned to hell on earth or worse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (s2VJv)

JJ, your parents are obviously good people - look how you turned out. That they stayed in the rough schools to help kids speaks volumes. The Almighty's blessing on them for their efforts.

Posted by: Moki at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (JrN/x)

85 As a former teacher there is some science involved (that Piaget stuff) but otherwise a course in leadership teaches much that you need to know.

Although lesson planning until you got it cold is damn near necessary.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (HfND3)

86 I'm a parent but the kids are.out of school now.
I dont interfere with the schools. Yet.
I am a business consultant. I read resumes every week. I talk to employees every day.
Hey schools...your product sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (axyOa)

87 On a better note, the scam phone calls seem to have stopped. Only one today.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (nxdel)

88 A gang drive by shooting in Aurora earlier this week led to 6 teenagers getting shot. Today 3 teens got shot from another high school as retaliation.

What does the MSM focus on? Gun control of course. All the victims (none of whom died) are "boys and girls". You know just random boys and girls who also belong to gangs and shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (OalnH)

89 > "Routine annual physical"

I think you meant "Routine anal physical."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2021 05:54 PM (BFigT)

90 OT: Here is an example of the demented Japanese language.

Go to Radio City wiki page and switch to Japanese.
The 5th and 6th character is "te" and a small "i" (pronounced like a long "e") (all in katakana)

That means you say "te", but use the "i" sound for the vowel. So "ti"

But Japanese has a character for "ti" , but their "ti" is pronounced "chi". So they just took another "t" character and stuck the "i" on.

All this is unofficial and you will be hard pressed to find it in any dictionary or list of katakana. Go to wiki page on katakana and you will see no mention. Now, of course this is a very common word, and most towns have a "city hall" (which is a funeral home) written using this completely unofficial character formation. This isn't just spelling, it is letter creation. Like if we took an "F" and added a loop on the bottom to make it sound like "FR" a whole new sound and a whole new character created out of thin air. Everyone understands it because it uses existing tools to create the sound, but it is all unofficial. Documented nowhere. It's like they refuse to admit it exists out of politeness to us English for having such an inferior sound.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 19, 2021 05:54 PM (I64Vf)

91 10 Have to disagree about Ed School. It's goal goes beyond what is described above. It actually is meant to EXCLUDE competent people from teaching. It means that those teaching will be worse teachers than you would have if you just randomly took people who could get into college.

Hell, back in my day (70s) it was precisely the dumbest students who went into Ed. And everyone knew it. I doubt they've gotten better.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2021 05:42 PM (7X3UV)

The only people I knew studying Education (especially elementary ed) in college were sorority girls with big tits and great asses who were there on daddy's dime to meet a Pre-law or Pre-med major and get their Mrs. degree.

Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (oXNqT)

92 What kind country do we have when a child rapist can't hit someone with a skateboard without getting shot?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (FVME7)

93 Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM

Today he seems to be be involved with a"mystery"-at least that's part of his new handle for today-so far. Maybe the mystery is Thermodynamics. However, I can celebrate the fact that he's happy about something, He's happy Kyle was found not guilty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (YK8CE)

94 Does forcing kids to sit through a Drag Show with sexual twerking, and to participate in it, count as CRT?
___________

I know I should have figured it out by now, but I still do not get how the Left is able to stay together with such separate dogmas. It should fly to pieces. Lord knows that on our side, we're always fighting about shit. But somehow on the left, deviant sexuality counts as race. And both count as Islam.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (7X3UV)

95 It is also possible they are trying to figure out why he has no bowel control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (5xQgm)

+++

That was my thinking, too.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (S7tFL)

96 We speak about what's being taught in schools. But don't forget the School Book Publishers. Houghton-Mifflin, Macmillan/Mcgraw-Hill. As CA and TX purchase the bulk, the rest of get their horrible text books choices foisted on the rest of the states.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (ju2Fy)

97 I hope the Dementia Patient picks up C. Diff in the hospital.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (iydjf)

98 On a better note, the scam phone calls seem to have stopped. Only one today.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (nxdel)


Kyle has sworn to hunt them down once he's acquitted so they're probably on the run.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (P4LRL)

99 > Although lesson planning until you got it cold is damn near necessary.

That's interesting, because I used to say "You know how von Clausewitz said that no battle plan survives contact with the enemy? I say that no lesson plan survives contact with the students." Heh.

I agree that lesson plans are a good thing, in general, but you also have to recognize when the lesson plan has failed and be prepared to wing it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (bW8dp)

100 Shooting hogs in TX with Ben Had!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (+oXMi)
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Touring wine country on a Vespa?
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (0IeYL)

Shooting hogs from a Vespa, lit up on MD 20/20
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (P4LRL)
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Shooting hogs from a Vespa, lit up on MD20/20 while looking for his dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021 05:56 PM (AlkyK)

101 How are the 'rents?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:56 PM (KXeVo)


The are well, last I heard. Mom was taking nephew to Meijer.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:57 PM (P4LRL)

102 Quote Tweet
Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias; 3h
Trying not to wade too deep into the poisoned well of Rittenhouse Discourse, but a number of people I follow seem to believe the people he shot were Black which I think says something about the level of engagement with the specifics of the case.

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald; 2h
The largest media outlets in Brazil this week had to retract their articles on the Rittenhouse case because they claimed it was a case of a white youth having shot and killed two black men. They got this from the US media, which deliberately cultivated this false narrative.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 19, 2021 05:57 PM (UHVv4)

103 Kyle has sworn to hunt them down once he's acquitted so they're probably on the run.

Hmmm... what a coinky dink.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 05:57 PM (nxdel)

104 Let me apologize. Mama and Pop Sefton were both teacher in the NYC system for over 60 years between them. And in the absolute worst of the worst schools you could imagine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 05:50 PM (s2VJv)
My mom started her teaching career as a substitute teacher in urban public schools. Her first day, the principal showed her a panic button in her classroom and issued her a wood baton to use for self-defense.

I wouldn't have picked a fight with her, because I was scared of my dad, but her students were unaware of him. Her career as a substitute was mercifully short. Much respect to the Seftons, ma and pa.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2021 05:57 PM (PUXju)

105 > As CA and TX purchase the bulk, the rest of get their horrible text books choices foisted on the rest of the states.

Yes. Basically you have to write a text that will offend neither TX nor CA, and good luck with that. At best you're going to wind up with boring pablum that offends nobody, but is merely deadly dull.

Most states choose textbooks at the district level. CA and TX both choose them at the state level, and they are both very large and populous states.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 05:57 PM (bW8dp)

106 93 Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 05:45 PM

Today he seems to be be involved with a"mystery"-at least that's part of his new handle for today-so far. Maybe the mystery is Thermodynamics. However, I can celebrate the fact that he's happy about something, He's happy Kyle was found not guilty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (YK8CE)

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I'm a long time reader and only recent participant in the comments so forgive me if I'm inadvertently egging on some well-known folks who are prone to extreme stupidity.

Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (oXNqT)

107 Has anyone yet mentioned that----

Kyle was acquitted on NATIONAL AMMO DAY?

Posted by: JQ at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (dB4Iz)

108 "SEMPER FABULOUS!!! ... Black Rifle Coffee"

Go short on BRC. Very, very short. Like fifteen minutes short.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (aXxgO)

109 > What kind country do we have when a child rapist can't hit someone with a skateboard without getting shot?

Hey, now. Skateboard Boi was the granny strangler, not the kiddie raper.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (bW8dp)

110 thank you. I've still got the gainzz thread and cafe tho.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (0G13K)

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No, thank you, ace. I hit the top jar today, as you've been on fire of late.

Hope it helps to defray some of the vacay expenses.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (TNyrE)

111 Shooting hogs in TX with Ben Had!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 05:47 PM (+oXMi)
----
Touring wine country on a Vespa?
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2021 05:51 PM (0IeYL)

Shooting hogs from a Vespa, lit up on MD 20/20
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (P4LRL)
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Shooting hogs from a Vespa, lit up on MD20/20 while looking for his dick.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021 05:56 PM (AlkyK)


Riding a Vespa through the Texas prairie, drunk on bumwine, shooting hogs with his dick.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (P4LRL)

112 Long ago figured the mask nannies were insecure

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (2JoB8)

113 Bee:

Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (YZG/i)

114 Gov. Abbott should invite Kyle down to clear up the border issues.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (PUXju)

115 "Part of the problem is that parents think they have the right to control teaching and learning because their children are the ones being educated. Unless they're licensed and certified, parents aren't qualified to make decisions about curricula."


Ummm...over 10,000 generations of humans disagree. But go ahead and continue spouting your idiocy.

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (AMIL/)

116 Getting an Education "degree" is just like a surgical residency, haters!

Posted by: Teacher's Unions! at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (I2/tG)

117
Kyle has sworn to hunt them down once he's acquitted so they're probably on the run.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Now, I would contribute to a funding GoFundMe for that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (bPH26)

118 You know what it takes to teach 8th grade?

It takes a ninth grade education.


___

I snorted!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (OalnH)

119 Ace I'm just gonna chime in with the others and recommend going somewhere. Does the body and soul good.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (nxdel)

120 Oh, and regardless of what the twit above says, and whatever teachers tell us, teachers are NOT above criticism.

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 19, 2021 06:00 PM (CdZ4i)

121 > It is also possible they are trying to figure out why he has no bowel control.

Maybe... maybe his shriveled cortex is directly attached to his asshole? Or his mouth.

Diarrhea seems to shoot out of both ends.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2021 06:00 PM (BFigT)

122 Long ago figured the mask nannies were insecure
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (2JoB


I ain't gonna lie, I was okay with wearing a mask the week I had a cold sore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2021 06:00 PM (Ez6QX)

123 You know me. How well do you really think that would turn out for anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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Most excellent. Try it on Elvis first though.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2021 06:00 PM (wyw4S)

124
[ring...ring...ring]
Caller ID: 'Unavailable'
[blam!]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2021 06:00 PM (bPH26)

125 >No, thank you, ace. I hit the top jar today, as you've been on fire of late.

Hope it helps to defray some of the vacay expenses.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (TNyrE)

Yep. I'm going to channel my inner ZOD and say to all of you "You will hit the tip jar. Do it now."

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 06:01 PM (9Khjf)

126 Ha! Don Jr is selling shirts that say:

In a world full of Alecs
Be a Kyle

I should sue for IP theft

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 19, 2021 06:01 PM (YZG/i)

127 The only people I knew studying Education (especially elementary ed) in college were sorority girls with big tits and great asses who were there on daddy's dime to meet a Pre-law or Pre-med major and get their Mrs. degree.
Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (oXNqT)

**dusts off pledge pin**
Now...just what college was this?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:01 PM (axyOa)

128
A fat Best of Breed and Hound Group 2 for Delilah at today's Dayton KC show. I was surprised and delighted today to see that in the end of October statistics, Lila is among the top 100 dogs in the country. I was undisturbed by the fact that she's in 92nd place with 7224 points while the Samoyed in 1st place has 78138 points.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:01 PM (/U27+)

129
Ummm...over 10,000 generations of humans disagree. But go ahead and continue spouting your idiocy.
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2021 05:59 PM (AMIL/)

I bring this to public school apologists and teachers ALL THE TIME and their response is "crickets".

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (CdZ4i)

130 I sent the Ballad of the Kenosha Kid to the Boswell spawn - I told her "do not share this with anyone in that hen house you call a school"...they'll run her out on a rail...

But it was too funny - and very good!

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (5iUNf)

131 >> Teaching, too, is a science.


In the 80s on there used to be a lot of advertisements for "hooked on phonics". I never understood why until I found out that that ***"science"*** in CA decided to NOT teach phonics and parents were struggling to get their kids to read, so they had to buy outside materials and teach them at home.....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (I64Vf)

132 Alright the ear-eyes are funny.
Not dumber than a mud-puddle fucked by retards funny but few things are.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

133 You know what I want out of a coffee company?

I'm listening..

Posted by: King Harv at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (GcYi6)

134 >>>No, thank you, ace. I hit the top jar today, as you've been on fire of late.


thank you very much!

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (0G13K)

135 Started making my Christmas cookies, bluebell. Russian tea cakes. Sunday night it is orange cookies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (KYUvW)

136 call BRCC and ask for 2 and a half rounds of Rittenhouse Blend, or is it cheaper by the full magazine?

Posted by: Born Free at November 19, 2021 06:03 PM (6VYDs)

137 The only people I knew studying Education (especially elementary ed) in college were sorority girls with big tits and great asses
Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (oXNqT)

___

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 06:03 PM (OalnH)

138 If it says anything, I took the PRAXIS exams that certify teachers to teach in a classroom without having gone through any education courses. I scored 100% on them. Without any preparation.


I'm pretty sure in Pennsylvania you only have to score around 50% on the exam for teacher certification.

A grade previously referred to as 'F'.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 19, 2021 06:03 PM (dQvv7)

139 Kyle walks out of the courtroom. Picks up his $2,000,000 bail refund. Brings up the Palmetto State Armory on his phone. Starts adding to his cart.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 19, 2021 06:03 PM (buTO7)

140 **dusts off pledge pin**
Now...just what college was this?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:01 PM (axyOa)

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Clemson University.

I haven't been back in forever but you know, public college in the South with a big football program and plenty of young women that were big fans of sundresses.

Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 06:03 PM (oXNqT)

141 >>Well, vaya con diabolo, assholes.


And a Good Day to you, Sir!

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2021 06:04 PM (HV76S)

142 Stupid people talk about people
Average people talk about events
Intelligent people talk about ideas.

So goes the old saw. Generally accurate, though. 99% of leftist twitter is talk about people and events.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

143 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:01 PM (/U27+)


Congrats

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2021 06:04 PM (87qwM)

144 >>Most excellent. Try it on Elvis first though.


Speaking of, he won his case with the town council unanimously. No leash law in town parks other than a few designated hours.

He's a dog of color freedom fighter now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)

145 ...but you know, public college in the South with a big football program and plenty of young women that were big fans of sundresses.

Posted by: War Eagle! at November 19, 2021 06:05 PM (GcYi6)

146 Ace: Houston Health Department link points to the Kenosha Kid Ballad.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 19, 2021 06:05 PM (MpOGS)

147 142 Stupid people talk about people
Average people talk about events
Intelligent people talk about ideas.

So goes the old saw. Generally accurate, though. 99% of leftist twitter is talk about people and events.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

__

Is the debate about hot dogs as sandwiches an idea or an event?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 06:06 PM (OalnH)

148 The worst is when you specialize in the subject and understand the material better than the teacher does. You can tell they only know what in the teachers edition. Cue the Simpsons episode where Lisa hides them all.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 19, 2021 06:06 PM (sliVX)

149 catconnoisuer :29 seconds
"torture me for an eternity, nword"


lol.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2021 06:06 PM (oA+QO)

150 We should repeal child labor laws. Putting them to work in coal mines is more human than subjecting them to drag show assemblies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2021 06:06 PM (QU5/8)

151 Change your names to Black Lives Coffee and be done with it, you sad bastards.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 06:06 PM (wAnMi)

152 You know what I want out of a coffee company?

"COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE!!"
--Dennis Leary

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (KZzsI)

153 I hate to break it to Pedo-lover Berlatsky, but my daughter was in school in the mid 2000s when "Common Core" was just getting started. Parents were trying to change the curriculum then, too, because it was ALSO fucked up then and needed to be changed.

And the fact that the little perv was a middle school teacher makes perfect sense. Between Marxist indoctrinating "teacher" and "journalist", I'm not sure if there is a more vile group of scum alive.

Posted by: deadrody at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (V9901)

154 Change your names to Black Lives Coffee and be done with it, you sad bastards.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 06:06 PM (wAnMi)


No shit. That was just embarrassing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (Ez6QX)

155 Hiya JT!! Hope you are ready for a good weekend!
Posted by: Moki

I'm OVERready !

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (arJlL)

156 Why does my ass hurt? Jill? Jill?

Posted by: Joking Joe at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (BPuaD)

157 25 I'm sure it did come from you, Dworkin Barimen. I know it came from a comment. it opened into an ___ file i think

Posted by: ace

Let's settle this. We'll share equally the credit for that cartoon between the two of you.

Posted by: The Guy Who Drew It. at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (LBiyC)

158 Clemson University.

I haven't been back in forever but you know, public college in the South with a big football program and plenty of young women that were big fans of sundresses.
Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 06:03 PM (oXNqT)


Excellent! I think there is a Sigma Chi chapter there too.

Road Trip!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (axyOa)

159 Wow! Just saw a very cool street rod cruise by here, a "Shark-nose" Graham roadster, with very low fender skirts on all four wheels. Looked almost more like a hovercraft than an automobile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 06:08 PM (P3gRi)

160
The only people I knew studying Education (especially elementary ed) in college were sorority girls with big tits and great asses who were there on daddy's dime to meet a Pre-law or Pre-med major and get their Mrs. degree.
Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 05:55 PM (oXNqT)

If this was the plan for my fourth-grade teacher, she failed. (One of only two teachers I had who were single, and the other got married halfway through the school year.) In her defense, in spite of her having an elementary ed degree, she did churn out quite a few virulent anti-communists. And she would absolutely be shot if she tried to go teaching at an elementary school today for this and other reasons.

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 19, 2021 06:08 PM (CdZ4i)

161 #99:

When you are new you need that lesson plan and its back up. "Winging It" is what you can do when you got it cold. It takes a few years to get that down, and as a substitute (like I did for a few years) it is hard to develop that since you bounce around so much.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at November 19, 2021 06:08 PM (HfND3)

162 >> Clemson University.

That's Clempson. Clem*p*son.

I are a Clempson Cow Collidge gradu8 and we learnt how to spell it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 19, 2021 06:08 PM (Mzdiz)

163 I taught one year of shop to 9th grade boys, in a shop full of potential makeshift weapons. Shop teacher training should include hand to hand combat.

Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2021 06:08 PM (AmoqO)

164 Because literally any educated person can do this.
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And lots of uneducated people do it too. Such as our kids' English teacher, who was very diverse, and routinely supplied vocabulary sheets with laughably incorrect definitions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 06:09 PM (bOuiH)

165 I watched that last video and I don't get it.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2021 06:09 PM (2JoB8)

166 re: BRCC

My view is that any company that is overtly patriotic or "conservative" is a grift operation. It's fine if a company does patriotic stuff on the side. But if its entire selling marketing consists of "buy our product cuz we lurve America and conservatives" it is a scam.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 06:09 PM (OalnH)

167 I see Donut Operator had IG remove his post that he agreed with the jury's decision. I hope Kyle goes after Metapud Zucker.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 06:09 PM (wAnMi)

168 151 Change your names to Black Lives Coffee and be done with it, you sad bastards.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 06:06 PM (wAnMi)

The sad thing is that all BRCC needed to do was KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at November 19, 2021 06:09 PM (CdZ4i)

169 Cook Report shifts Georgia, Arizona, Nevada Senate races in 2022 to tossup.

Lex Luthor might want to start mimicking some of those independent-looking actions from her fellow Arizonan in the Senate.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 06:10 PM (TNyrE)

170 I'll never forget when I got my first job out of college I was working in a call center. There was another guy on my team that was 23, and he left to go back to teaching. He taught for one year, worked in the call center for 6 months, then back to teaching. He taught physics and math. He said teaching was a breeze because you just follow the lesson plan and stay one chapter ahead of the kids in the book.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 19, 2021 06:10 PM (sliVX)

171 >>> I'm sure it did come from you, Dworkin Barimen. I know it came from a comment. it opened into an ___ file i think

Posted by: ace

Let's settle this. We'll share equally the credit for that cartoon between the two of you.
Posted by: The Guy Who Drew It. at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (LBiyC)


Three. THREE of us you mean. Right?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 19, 2021 06:10 PM (FdmAd)

172 Is the debate about hot dogs as sandwiches an idea or an event?

Technically its an idea, but a low rent idea and delivered by a lightweight. Still better than talking about the Kardashians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

173 It's fine if a company does patriotic stuff on the side. But if its entire selling marketing consists of "buy our product cuz we lurve America and conservatives" it is a scam.
Posted by: Joe XiDen -

I think you're right

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 19, 2021 06:10 PM (YZG/i)

174 Desert Tech MDRx in .308 vs Tavor 7.

Which should I get?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 06:11 PM (sG4Hj)

175 Red Baiting > Masturbating ?

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 19, 2021 06:11 PM (2xGy+)

176 145 ...but you know, public college in the South with a big football program and plenty of young women that were big fans of sundresses.

Posted by: War Eagle! at November 19, 2021 06:05 PM (GcYi6)


Fuckin' A, Bubba

Posted by: Another guy called Bubba at November 19, 2021 06:11 PM (AMIL/)

177 JJ, your parents are obviously good people - look how you turned out. That they stayed in the rough schools to help kids speaks volumes. The Almighty's blessing on them for their efforts.
Posted by: Moki at November 19, 2021 05:53 PM (JrN/x)



Yes, I'll acknowledge that there are some real shining stars among the sea of mediocrity that comprises the teaching industry. They're usually not the ones making Tik Tok videos where they dance and blathering about what heroes they are.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2021 06:11 PM (guGkK)

178 142 Stupid people talk about people
Average people talk about events
Intelligent people talk about ideas.

So goes the old saw. Generally accurate, though. 99% of leftist twitter is talk about people and events.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:04 PM (KZzsI)


++++
Obama the Intelligent always wanted to be surrounded by interesting Italians. Don't know if they talked about other people, events, or ideas. Don't know if they spoke in Italian, and if Obama could even understand them if they did. No one ever asked.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2021 06:11 PM (S7tFL)

179
Seriously .edu majors are the dregs of the crop. Lowest SATs scores, etc, etc of the whole bunch.

On the Gaussian of the student distribution, they are on the dumb tail end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 19, 2021 06:12 PM (Mzdiz)

180 > I taught one year of shop to 9th grade boys, in a shop full of potential makeshift weapons. Shop teacher training should include hand to hand combat.

My shop teacher (let's say 29 years ago) let us make all manner of knives, swords, and other potentially dangerous things.

The only thing he wouldn't let us take home was the cast-aluminum cannon, bored to take a piece of chalk, with a threaded breech plug bored for a firecracker fuse.

Might have something to do with it putting about an 8" hole through the lath and plaster wall of the shop when we test fired it.

But me, I figured he just wanted to play with it himself.

Good dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 06:12 PM (bW8dp)

181
Clemson University

_________

A football team with a college attached.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:12 PM (/U27+)

182 Teaching, too, is a science.
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Isn't everything? Except physics, chemistry, and biology. Everything else = science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 06:12 PM (bOuiH)

183 166 re: BRCC

My view is that any company that is overtly patriotic or "conservative" is a grift operation. It's fine if a company does patriotic stuff on the side. But if its entire selling marketing consists of "buy our product cuz we lurve America and conservatives" it is a scam.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 06:09 PM (OalnH)

I think you got a damn good point here.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at November 19, 2021 06:13 PM (CdZ4i)

184 If this was the plan for my fourth-grade teacher, she failed. (One of only two teachers I had who were single, and the other got married halfway through the school year.) In her defense, in spite of her having an elementary ed degree, she did churn out quite a few virulent anti-communists. And she would absolutely be shot if she tried to go teaching at an elementary school today for this and other reasons.
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 19, 2021 06:08 PM (CdZ4i)
***

I've mentioned her before. My high school French teacher, Miss K. Drop dead gorgeous. From the U of Oregon.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:13 PM (axyOa)

185 I think that we have created a new kind of person in a way. We have created a child who will be so exposed to the media that he will be lost to his parents by the time he is 12.

David Bowie

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2021 06:13 PM (Vxu+H)

186 But me, I figured he just wanted to play with it himself.

Good dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 06:12 PM (bW8dp)

I made a small tool box. Lol. I think it is still somewhere at home. It was great for bits and bobs when you pushed the carry handle to the side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2021 06:14 PM (kBuGL)

187 > I are a Clempson Cow Collidge gradu8 and we learnt how to spell it.

Yesterday I cud not spel Injunear. Today I is one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 06:14 PM (bW8dp)

188 118 You know what it takes to teach 8th grade?

It takes a ninth grade education.

Check out Norm MacDonald's youtube called "Teacher heckler" or "the real heroes" or something (audio only). It's on topic and hilarious from beginning to end. You'll thank me.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 19, 2021 06:14 PM (LBiyC)

189 He taught physics and math. He said teaching was a breeze because you just follow the lesson plan and stay one chapter ahead of the kids in the book.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 19, 2021 06:10 PM (sliVX)
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Let's face it, how much do you have to know to know more than the average high school kid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 06:14 PM (LVbha)

190 Science really gets around- the dirty whore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2021 06:15 PM (kBuGL)

191 Three. THREE of us you mean. Right?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

A night in the box with Jonah. Now that would be punishment.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 19, 2021 06:15 PM (I64Vf)

192
What kind of sicko even brings their kids in to be a political prop for a perv with Bai-Den's known proclivities?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2021 06:16 PM (n+4am)

193 Excellent! I think there is a Sigma Chi chapter there too.

Road Trip!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (axyOa)

As a Sig myself it appears the chapter at Clemson has been booted. However, there was no mention if the Sweetheart was available. So you may be in luck.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2021 06:16 PM (KTaZ8)

194 God damn, I say, *god damn*! Not Guilty and College Democrats imploding under the weight of their own accusatory bullshit; talk about starting the holiday week off strong.

Posted by: CppThis at November 19, 2021 06:16 PM (UewuT)

195 Now I feel like a clout-chasing passive-aggressive dickhead. Thanks for the hat tip, ace. Funds sent as promised.

I'm going through some trying times, so I'm grateful to have a place where I can commiserate with like-minded assholes.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 06:16 PM (cSs/W)

196 Rodrigo Borgia: "While I'm pretty proud of my teaching accomplishments, and (unlike some) worked hard at being a good teacher, it wasn't a 'science' under any reasonable definition of that term."

For the vast majority of applications, teaching is a task. The end user isn't really studying anything; they're applying something. It's not academic in that sense.

However, there is some science by a much smaller subset in the discipline where actual science can be and is done. Like (and I'm making this up but go with me) how to design the optimal feedback mechanism of verbal cues and individuals with limited vocabulary. Or the best optical patterns to use in graphics to stimulate the optic nerve and neural sensors.

That would be using actual science in studies to improve objective performance using physiology. So there is science in teaching, but the day-to-day application is not centrally around creating this type of focused study. The day-to-day remains applying methods the science wing has developed and distributing it to the classroom. Most of the science was done for the classroom already and the teachers are mostly following a template.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2021 06:16 PM (aXxgO)

197 No shit. That was just embarrassing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2021 06:07 PM (Ez6QX)


It's gotten so that they're just trolling their base - the same people that got them where they are. Sadly, too many haven't caught on. They'll post a few all-American pics or vids, then do crap like this. The video on IG has 50K+ views. Most of the comments yesterday were extremely pro, but today they're getting ratio'd for their Kyle statements.

Backfiring is happening, but too many people are clueless on what they're doing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 06:17 PM (wAnMi)

198 >My view is that any company that is overtly patriotic or "conservative" is a grift operation. It's fine if a company does patriotic stuff on the side. But if its entire selling marketing consists of "buy our product cuz we lurve America and conservatives" it is a scam.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 06:09 PM (OalnH)

A very good heuristic, in my estimation.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 06:18 PM (cSs/W)

199 A buddy on Steam sent me this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpHuRO1QXgw

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 19, 2021 06:18 PM (OssQ4)

200 So teaching is a "science," huh?

People with education degrees have well deserved inferiority complexes. They're "professionals." They're "heroes." And now they're "scientists."

Two of the Furious Juniors are teachers, as were Mrs. Furious and Ma Furious, and they, along with four out of five dentists surveyed, agree that journalism majors and all the various grievance studies majors are geniuses by comparison.

Posted by: Furious George at November 19, 2021 06:18 PM (9vQJW)

201 All down Broadway, in Soho and beyond, there seemed to be a few cops on every corner. On the west side in one area there were about 5 carriers with horses for the mounted police.

I both hope it's just a precaution, and hope it's not a precaution and the cops decide to tell Warren Willhelm to go fuck himself, as they beat any commie protestors into a lifetime wheelchair.

There's no "peaceful" protest against this, because protesting a jury verdict, that was so clear from the start, is violence. They are protesting to overthrow the rule of law, and should get some double barrel Rittenhouse action to the face.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 19, 2021 06:18 PM (SX9Cn)

202 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 06:12 PM (bW8dp)


I had several kids that became my allies, they watched my back (older shop teacher told me never turn your back on them). Sadly one of my best violated parole and had to go back to prison.

Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2021 06:18 PM (AmoqO)

203 > I've mentioned her before. My high school French teacher, Miss K. Drop dead gorgeous. From the U of Oregon.

Mrs. G.

Seemed like a Sophisticated Older Woman at the time, but now I realize that she was maybe only 5 or 6 years older than me. My pants would get uncomfortably tight any time she came near, especially if she'd bend over my desk to look at something.

Unfortunately for me, this was long before the current trend of high school teachers banging their students.

Looked her up on Facebook a few years ago. Still pretty hot to my 29-year-old eyes.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 06:18 PM (bW8dp)

204 When every Republican politician tells the media to "f*ck off and die," I'll know we're actually fighting.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 19, 2021 06:19 PM (H8QX8)

205 Love Pres Trump's statement about Kyle.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 06:19 PM (hV9ir)

206 Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 05:58 PM (TNyrE)

Thanks for the timely reminder. I hadn't hit the tip jar in a long while.

Posted by: PaleRider, wooHoo its friday at November 19, 2021 06:19 PM (3cGpq)

207 As a Sig myself it appears the chapter at Clemson has been booted. However, there was no mention if the Sweetheart was available. So you may be in luck.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2021 06:16 PM (KTaZii

In Hoc Brother Beartooth. (Montana right?).
Surely there is a bar in town we could declare a Sig Annex?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:20 PM (axyOa)

208 https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/11/
crazed reactions to the rittenhouse verdict

Sundowner, Gov. Evers and Sen Duckworth all released statements against the verdict

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2021 06:20 PM (2JoB8)

209 128
A fat Best of Breed and Hound Group 2 for Delilah at today's Dayton KC show. I was surprised and delighted today to see that in the end of October statistics, Lila is among the top 100 dogs in the country. I was undisturbed by the fact that she's in 92nd place with 7224 points while the Samoyed in 1st place has 78138 points.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:01 PM (/U27+)

Wut...

How many shows has that Samoyed entered?

Are points cumulative lifetime? Does the dog receive more points for a more "prestigious" show?

Inquiring minds and all that...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 19, 2021 06:20 PM (BgMrQ)

210 188 > I are a Clempson Cow Collidge gradu8 and we learnt how to spell it.

Yesterday I cud not spel Injunear. Today I is one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 06:14 PM (bW8dp)


A dead horse is on the roadway of a bridge. Is the horse a dead load or live load on the bridge?

If you take more than 1 second to give your answer, congratulations! You're transferred from Civil Engineering to Edumacation!

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2021 06:20 PM (AMIL/)

211 People with education degrees have well deserved inferiority complexes. They're "professionals." They're "heroes." And now they're "scientists."
----------------------

They're blackboard engineers!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (Zu/Cc)

212 Getting ready to go to my SIL's 4th wedding. I'd rather eat a damn bug. I just know she's gonna stiff me for the bracelets I made. If she does that's it. I'm done with her.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

If you and your family are like mine, you could, at the top of your lungs, holler - "Congratulations Trash!!"

It has made some gatherings sporty, I have to admit.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (mD/uy)

213 The problem with education can be summarized as follows:

-STEM is sparsely staffed because STEM is in high demand
-Non-STEM, and specifically humanities/social studies, has a line out the door because these fields are in very low demand.

Posted by: CppThis at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (UewuT)

214 HRC hates bitcoin

I may invest

https://tinyurl.com/f8cdnvr4

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (yrol0)

215 Talking heads on cable are saying KR's got a huge uphill battle to win on defamation claims.

So how much worse did Nick Sandman get defamed, to score settlements?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (KiBMU)

216 Story Time: My dad taught high school. My older brother became a sheriff deputy working in the jail. One inmate saw his name tag and asked if dad taught at X high school. My brother said yes snd the inmate told him that he had our dad and that dad was a great teacher.

Dad has always remained ambivalent about the endorsement.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (HfND3)

217 > He said teaching was a breeze because you just follow the lesson plan and stay one chapter ahead of the kids in the book.

I had a CS teacher who taught my intro to CS class. He was a big C++ guy and he proudly told us he was only two weeks ahead of us in our Java book.

At the time I didn't think that was a big deal, but looking back, there's a big difference in the language philosophies which colored how he taught us. Java code written using C++ design philosophy is shit code and he taught us some bad habits.

Yeah yeah, I know he's teaching Computer Science and not coding class. It still sucks to learn bad habits right at the jump.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (sG4Hj)

218 I are a Clempson Cow Collidge gradu8 and we learnt how to spell it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 19, 2021 06:08 PM (Mzdiz)

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In cadence count!

Posted by: ballistic at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (oXNqT)

219 I have said this many time but when the Lib Art College kicked out the Ed Dept from Lib Art at UT in the 1980s I knew Ed was stupid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2021 06:22 PM (yrol0)

220 I've mentioned her before. My high school French teacher, Miss K. Drop dead gorgeous. From the U of Oregon.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:13 PM (axyOa)

I had a ridiculously hot ninth grade English teacher.

In the case of my fourth grade teacher, she showed up late in the year. My thought is that the powers that be determined there were too many fourth graders and one more teacher was needed. So she showed up and four days into the school year she went about putting together her class. When I first saw her I remember thinking "She is so pretty!" She wound up being easily my best teacher in elementary school, if not all time.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at November 19, 2021 06:23 PM (CdZ4i)

221 >Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 19, 2021 06:13 PM (/xWab)

This reply is also gold:

WHAT A FKN BINGER

https://mobile.twitter.com/htrtu_/status/
1461795795913654293

Yep, that's an entry in Urban Dictionary

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 06:23 PM (cSs/W)

222 202-rbastid, I'm in Yorkville, where in NYC are you?

Posted by: vivi at November 19, 2021 06:23 PM (USW1s)

223 > Dad has always remained ambivalent about the endorsement.

Exasperated prof: "At your age, Alexander the Great had conquered the entire known world!"

Student: "Alexander had Aristotle as a teacher. We just have you."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2021 06:23 PM (bW8dp)

224 Teaching is like surgery. You know, where you drop your kid off at the operating room, and the surgeon gives him back 8 hours later with a fresh incision across his abdomen and you are labeled a domestic terrorist by the FBI if you ask what was done. And you must drop him off again tomorrow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2021 06:23 PM (5xQgm)

225 https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/11/
crazed reactions to the rittenhouse verdict

Tiny URL is your friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 06:24 PM (Zu/Cc)

226 Those who can't do, spend most their time on their yachts drinking.

Posted by: Betsy DeVos at November 19, 2021 06:24 PM (2xGy+)

227 180
My shop teacher (let's say 29 years ago) let us make all manner of knives, swords, and other potentially dangerous things.

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In high school, the most popular senior project for wood shop was to build a basic 6-position gun cabinet, then build one of the CVA flintlock rifle kits to put in it. There were always at least five or six of them in the Senior Day exhibit every year. Can't imagine that happening now.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 19, 2021 06:25 PM (lNHqD)

228 I haven't been back in forever but you know, public college in the South with a big football program and plenty of young women that were big fans of sundresses.

I think we're all fans of young women in sundresses.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 06:25 PM (ZsR3z)

229 You know me. How well do you really think that would turn out for anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)


there are a lot of different programs out there, specifically because of differing needs. Take a look to what else is available. Ask what was used and how it worked.
Most people put a lot of work into finding a good car to buy, or a good house to rent or own. What you shouldn't do is chose a education for your kids like I buy my cars from the side of the road (ooh, $1200 and IT RUNS??)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2021 06:25 PM (P9T5R)

230 I learned a lot of what I needed to know in the "School of Hard Knocks"

Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2021 06:25 PM (K/GZa)

231 Started making my Christmas cookies, bluebell. Russian tea cakes. Sunday night it is orange cookies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2021 06:02 PM (KYUvW)
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That's my boy!

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2021 06:26 PM (wyw4S)

232 I learned a lot of what I needed to know in the "School of Hard Knocks"
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Yep.
Same here.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 19, 2021 06:26 PM (bhq2w)

233 As a Sig myself it appears the chapter at Clemson has been booted. However, there was no mention if the Sweetheart was available. So you may be in luck.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2021 06:16 PM (KTaZii

In Hoc Brother Beartooth. (Montana right?).
Surely there is a bar in town we could declare a Sig Annex?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:20 PM (axyOa)

Yes, Montana, In Hoc back at you - WSU right? That sound like fun and we can sing the Sweetheart of Sigma Chi off key as is required.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2021 06:26 PM (KTaZ8)

234 I think we're all fans of young women in sundresses.

Well the guys are. Women seem to think they are poisonous or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

235 The problem with education can be summarized as follows:

-STEM is sparsely staffed because STEM is in high demand
-Non-STEM, and specifically humanities/social studies, has a line out the door because these fields are in very low demand.


Not quite. STEM is sparsely staffed because most can't do it.
Non-STEM has a line out the door because anyone can do it (badly).

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 06:27 PM (ZsR3z)

236
Inquiring minds and all that...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 19, 2021 06:20 PM (BgMrQ)

_________

You made a mistake asking. The points are for the year so far. They're based on the number of dogs defeated. So if a dog goes Best in Show, it's considered to have defeated every dog competing that day. If Lila gets a Hound Group 1, she's considered to have defeated every Hound competing that day.

Lila has 2 Best in Shows and 22 Group 1s. The Sammy has 63 Best in Shows and 125 Group 1s. That's the difference.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:27 PM (/U27+)

237 Chili for supper tonight.

No carrots.

Burma Shave.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2021 05:37 PM (mD/uy)

Think I'll get a pizza, but I do have PUDDING in the Fridge.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2021 06:28 PM (oHd/0)

238 "No verdict will bring back Rosenbaum or Huber, or heal Grosskreutz's injury, nor for that matter scrub their criminal records clean, but ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 06:28 PM (Zu/Cc)

239 -STEM is sparsely staffed because STEM is in high demand
-Non-STEM, and specifically humanities/social studies, has a line out the door because these fields are in very low demand.
Posted by: CppThis at November 19, 2021 06:21 PM (UewuT)

And it's bad if guys study STEM because WE NEED GIRLS IN STEM.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at November 19, 2021 06:28 PM (CdZ4i)

240 lol Tonypete. She's really not trash at all. Just made some bad mistakes in life. I truly hope she'll be happy but she should have just done the JP thing and been done with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 06:28 PM (nxdel)

241 I learned a lot of what I needed to know in the "School of Hard Knocks"
Posted by: Ben Had


Bet you knocked back.

Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2021 06:28 PM (AmoqO)

242 I always found making new trainees discharge the voltage from a flyback transformer to be the bestest of teachers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2021 06:28 PM (vFuVN)

243
Watching a favorite guilty pleasure movie. Strassen en Flame, or Streets of Fire. Yummmm. Deborah Van Valkenburg.

Link goes to duckduck go image search results. She's aged well, but could do with a sammich or three.

https://is.gd/XWByNU

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM (IJES/)

244 Yes, Montana, In Hoc back at you - WSU right? That sound like fun and we can sing the Sweetheart of Sigma Chi off key as is required.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2021 06:26 PM (KTaZ

Yes. WSU.
Key???
What is this key you speak of???
:-)

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM (axyOa)

245 Did someone say School of Hard Knockers? That was my alma mater, too!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM (aXxgO)

246 So very true Ben Had.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM (nxdel)

247 I know it's confusing for you Stephen to see a story with an ending that isn't shit but try to take notes for your next book.
-----------------------
LOL. Tweet of the Week.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM (UHVv4)

248 232 I learned a lot of what I needed to know in the "School of Hard Knocks"
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Yep.
Same here.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 19, 2021 06:26 PM (bhq2w)

My Diploma is a DD-214

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM (oHd/0)

249 230 I learned a lot of what I needed to know in the "School of Hard Knocks"
Posted by: Ben Had

Probably my best learning too. Worked too.

Posted by: Infidel at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM (pA4Ca)

250 Well antifa went down to Wisconsin
they were looking for a town to kill...

Posted by: qdp "Charlie Daniels" steve at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

251 How many shows has that Samoyed entered?

Are points cumulative lifetime? Does the dog receive more points for a more "prestigious" show?

Inquiring minds and all that...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 19, 2021 06:20

I think a thread about dog shows would be very interesting.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (KTaZ8)

252 240
{{{Jewells}}} you are gracious, as usual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (hOUT3)

253 Poor kids can do stem just as good as white boys.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (5xQgm)

254 "On Vacation Ace" is the Best Ace.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (Cus5s)

255 This site rocks!

I hit the tip jar with $50-- best I can do right now--

Thanks, Ace! Enjoy your vacay!

Posted by: JQ at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (dB4Iz)

256 I tinyurl.com daily a half dozen if worthy, it was more just to know the Puppet, Gov and Senator all hate the verdict and was good to know just that and where I am passing the info from.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

257 So, Biden goes under anesthesia, and Harris becomes President for the day.

Could this be a ploy to help buoy himself by then declaring he's not the worst President, as there's another with worse polls than he?

Posted by: Another Anon at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (bW28E)

258 learning tool. gah.

Posted by: Infidel at November 19, 2021 06:31 PM (pA4Ca)

259
I think a thread about dog shows would be very interesting.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (KTaZ

________

Believe me, it wouldn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:31 PM (/U27+)

260
Old joke I can't half remember. Three men are sitting at the bar. Bartender says to the first one, I see you're a Harvard man.

How did you know, the man asks. Bartender says something about because of the something sophisticated you Harvard guys do.

Second guy the bartender identifies as a Stanford man. Bartender explains how it was some other you know real smart and sophisticated thing he did.

Then the third guy, the bartender says, "And you are a Clempson man!". Clempson guy asks how he could tell.

Bartender says, "I saw your ring when you were picking your nose."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 19, 2021 06:31 PM (Mzdiz)

261 So, what have we learned Horde boys and girls?

- Most "journalists" are emotional trainwrecks.
- Most "news" is made-up emotional bullshit
- Most "media takes" are hateful bullshit delivered straight from the DNC

Posted by: qdp at November 19, 2021 06:31 PM (L2ZTs)

262 SMH!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2021 06:31 PM (K/GZa)

263 Oops, lemme stitch my sock

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 06:32 PM (L2ZTs)

264 any riots so far?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 06:32 PM (OalnH)

265 And Amy Madigan in a bad girl roll.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 19, 2021 06:33 PM (IJES/)

266 He's a dog of color freedom fighter now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's great! And that means you don't go to jail and I don't have to bake you a cake with a file in it. Frees up my weekend so now I can rake leaves.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2021 06:33 PM (wyw4S)

267 >>Watching a favorite guilty pleasure movie. Strassen en Flame, or Streets of Fire.

Don't feel guilty. It's a great movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

268 Hrothgar just speaking the truth. She's not a bad person she's just pie in the sky wants her man to pay all the attention to her type of gal. Her second husband was a great guy but he loved his sports and time with his buddies. She didn't like it. Third hubby she was evil stepmom to his daughter. Tried the tough love approach. Didn't end well.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 19, 2021 06:33 PM (nxdel)

269 any riots so far?

Ace had a riot in his pants reading about the Young Democrats news earlier

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

270 Oops, lemme stitch my sock
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 06:32 PM


Caught you!

Stitches get snitches.

Posted by: Karen at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

271 Believe me, it wouldn't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:31 PM (/U27+)

It would only be good dog that occasionally do bad things!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (yrol0)

272 Hey hosiery-free Jewells! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

273 And Amy Madigan in a bad girl roll.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Married to the POS Ed Harris (Communist sympathizer).

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (mD/uy)

274 Gunfighter Ballod sounds like it should be a movie soundtrack

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (2JoB8)

275
Did a bunch of politicos really say they were with Antifa? That albatross could be usefully hung around their necks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (/U27+)

276 Nood GAINZZZZZ

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (oHd/0)

277 Karen, take it up with my buddy Kyle

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 06:35 PM (L2ZTs)

278 However, there is some science by a much smaller subset in the discipline where actual science can be and is done.
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The problem is that education departments doing "science" keep coming up with idiotic crap, such as abandoning phonics for "whole language" teaching of reading.

Or that correcting students impairs their self-esteem, and that Pinker crap that every student's language is by definition sufficient for his needs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 06:35 PM (Zu/Cc)

279
Watching a favorite guilty pleasure movie. Strassen en Flame, or Streets of Fire.

Don't feel guilty. It's a great movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 06:33 PM


not merely a movie...it's a film

cinematic masterpiece

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2021 06:35 PM (DUIap)

280 My Diploma is a DD-214
Posted by: Romeo13
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Hooah.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 19, 2021 06:35 PM (bhq2w)

281 Tiny URL is your friend.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Aka Needledick URL

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2021 06:35 PM (arJlL)

282 NOODZZZZ

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 19, 2021 06:36 PM (YZG/i)

283 She's not a bad person she's just pie in the sky wants her man to pay all the attention to her type of gal.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

I truly hope it all works out for her.

(And you get paid for your work!)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2021 06:36 PM (mD/uy)

284 Married to the POS Ed Harris (Communist sympathizer).
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2021 06:34 PM (mD/uy)

I know. I got shit roaring drunk when i heard that

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 19, 2021 06:36 PM (IJES/)

285 Didn't end well.



I mean, you gotta give your spouse room, but they should always want to be with you first and most of the time by default.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 06:37 PM (KZzsI)

286 Could this be a ploy to help buoy himself by then declaring he's not the worst President, as there's another with worse polls than he?
Posted by: Another Anon at November 19, 2021 06:30 PM (bW28E)

This requires that Biden has a working brain. Or fhat the people controlling Biden care what others think of him.

So, while your premise is accurate, it is unlikely intentional.

Posted by: tbodie at November 19, 2021 06:37 PM (WyqH5)

287 Did someone say School of Hard Knockers? That was my alma mater, too!
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2021 06:29 PM


Where you were The Sweetheart of Eye Phelta Thigh, too, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2021 06:38 PM (a3Q+t)

288 Is Widespread Pepe being given the MUMR treatment. [Accidentally I assume.] Because I've been in a towering fucking rage for the past ten minutes looking for the fucking tweet I replied to in my #247.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 19, 2021 06:39 PM (UHVv4)

289 Stopped at the grocery and splurged a little bit, for me anyway. A nice rising crust supreme pizza, some actual baked-in-store French bread, a small tray of gourmet brownies; and I'm sitting here now with a tall goblet of iced mineral water and a small pipe loaded with Half & Half 'backy, relaxing.

'Tis a good day, eh?

The ballad of Kyle, above, has some resemblance to the old Marty Robbins tune "Big Iron." The "he might have gone on livin'" is right from that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 06:40 PM (c6xtn)

290 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "The problem is that education departments doing 'science' keep coming up with idiotic crap..."

No question. There's a lot of science that's more accurately described as pseudoscience. I just thought it reasonable to say real science can exist, should exist, and does exist in education as a discipline limited as it is.

I'm not in education, but I like science. I'm for it whenever it can be judiciously applied.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2021 06:40 PM (aXxgO)

291 243 BifBewalski I didn't recognize the name but as soon as saw her I knew who she was, never did anything for me.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2021 06:41 PM (2JoB8)

292 I know many people who have applied to be a teacher without a teaching certificate and all have been immediately approved and hired on an "emergency" basis.
The teaching "emergency" seems to last as long as the covid "emergency."

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2021 06:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

293 82. Cat that is the most plausible story I have read on Bidens Walter Reed visit. And a friend s elderly mother had the exact same concern with anemia and a colonoscopy ruled out bleeding. Same with upper GI. She is fine now but no cause found. I think it was the two three martinis nightly but what do I know?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2021 06:42 PM (JKE4c)

294 You made a mistake asking. The points are for the year so far. They're based on the number of dogs defeated. So if a dog goes Best in Show, it's considered to have defeated every dog competing that day. If Lila gets a Hound Group 1, she's considered to have defeated every Hound competing that day.

Lila has 2 Best in Shows and 22 Group 1s. The Sammy has 63 Best in Shows and 125 Group 1s. That's the difference.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 06:27 PM (/U27+)

Ahhh, interesting. Does the Sammy ever go home...?

Just to make sure I'm not missing anything:
You get the same points for winning at a "local" show as you get for winning Westminster?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 19, 2021 06:44 PM (BgMrQ)

295 Never drank black rifle coffee. Now I never will... knowingly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 06:50 PM (iDcra)

296
If you take more than 1 second to give your answer, congratulations! You're transferred from Civil Engineering to Edumacation!
Posted by: Gref
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Simultaneously raising the average IQ of both departments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2021 06:51 PM (L47aO)

297 I can remember when my first thought about a 'truss', was a bridge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2021 06:57 PM (GBHAb)

298 Just went ahead and checked Kamala's Twitter.

Not a word on the verdict.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

299 REAL science is of absolutely no interest to the media, because it's not entertaining, but is incredibly repetitive and all but designed to eliminate dramatic breakthroughs.

The 20th century had a few actual dramatic scientific breakthroughs: development of nuclear weapons, and the polio vaccine. But those are very much exceptions to the rule for real science, at least as I understand it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

300
The 20th century had a few actual dramatic scientific breakthroughs: development of nuclear weapons, and the polio vaccine. But those are very much exceptions to the rule for real science, at least as I understand it.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Space exploration

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2021 07:01 PM (GBHAb)

301 Mike, oops you're right.
And, that one played out in real time over several decades.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

302 I was wrong about the videos above; I thought the guy with the banjo was doing the Kyle song, taking off on "Big Iron." Grand stuff.

Listen up: I looked up the name Rittenhouse. It sounds german and I consulted my printed Britannica dictionary. It seems the word "Ritter" = "knight," and of course "haus" = "house." A "Ritterhaus" or "Rittenhouse" = "knight-house," or "castle"!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 07:07 PM (c6xtn)

303 Mike, oops you're right.
And, that one played out in real time over several decades.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Yeah, not really a breakthrough, but definitely a 20th Century science/engineering development.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2021 07:08 PM (WZ5i4)

304 I need to figure out a way to divorce myself from regular teachers and not get offended when Ace rightfully goes after bad teachers.

I left industry (Engineering) and now teach Engineering/Mechatronics for a CTE school integrated into a regular highschool.

My students are gold. This is my first year, after 7 teaching, where I have to be in same building with regular highschool students. Hell no. I subbed during my lunch because they needed a warm body...never again.

Funny thing is I'm the union rep because I need to keep an eye on things. 70pc of CTE teachers are conservative. Guess its because they come from real life.

Posted by: Robinton at November 19, 2021 07:10 PM (BPsVh)

305 I wouldn't call them Mid-Wits. I'd call them Nil-Wits.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 19, 2021 07:24 PM (OU+8W)

306 The 20th century had a few actual dramatic scientific breakthroughs: development of nuclear weapons, and the polio vaccine. But those are very much exceptions to the rule for real science, at least as I understand it.
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The transistor, synthetic fabrics, elucidation of the structure of DNA and hemoglobin, genetic engineering, radar (and microwave technology generally), superconductivity, the laser, lithium ion batteries, medical imaging ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 07:25 PM (Zu/Cc)

307 "Part of the problem is that parents think they have the right to control teaching and learning because their children are the ones being educated. Unless they're licensed and certified, parents aren't qualified to make decisions about curricula."

Guess that means homeschoolers perform below average on achievement tests. Oh, wait, they actually perform far better than their government-"educated" peers. Tell me again about your precious license, you worthless POS.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 19, 2021 07:27 PM (zBxvO)

308 Enh, brcc has their issues. I don't think this is one since they are mocking not cheearleading.

Their Drinking Bros podcast has a Rittenhouse episode that I haven't checked out.

These are guys who spent so much time in the military that their ideological views are not well formed because they skipped the years civilians were forming theirs. Their solutions for problems tend to be authoritarian like mandatory public service and simplistic things like "compromise".

Their brand is toxic to Democrats, even those that support 2a. Their pickle is how do they continue grifting on emotional manipulation of well meaning people wanting to help vets while also alienating this side of the customer base while reaching out to Progressive Marxists, who wont like them no matter what.

Posted by: wodun at November 19, 2021 08:16 PM (lFga6)

309 If your kid is doing well in school, never tell them what you're doing to help this along. They will invariably tell you to STOP doing it.

Posted by: FatAlbert at November 19, 2021 09:49 PM (KWbVO)

310 179
Publius:
Seriously .edu majors are the dregs of the crop. Lowest SATs scores, etc, etc of the whole bunch.

On the Gaussian of the student distribution, they are on the dumb tail end.
_____________________

ED Majors- Lowest SAT scores, highest GPAs

Overheard in line to pay for coffee. Two female airhead EDs talking about all the great parties they attended last year, and looking forward to more, then, "What's your GPA?" "3.91" "You beat me, I only got a 3.85"

Pissed me off as I went back to banging my head against vector calc for the next 4 hours to try to maintain my 2.68.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 20, 2021 12:45 AM (fgnqM)

311 These are guys who spent so much time in the military that their ideological views are not well formed because they skipped the years civilians were forming theirs. Their solutions for problems tend to be authoritarian like mandatory public service and simplistic things like "compromise".

Posted by: wodun at November 19, 2021 08:16 PM (lFga6)

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No, BRCC is made up of a bunch of grifting liberals who are mocking the culture they claim to represent. And they're mocking it hard. The people who thought/think they're sincere need better bullshit detectors.

As for the idea that civilians properly form political opinions, while people who go into the military don't, that would be the stupidest shit I've read today if it weren't for this verdict's effect on the Left.

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