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Woke Coca-Cola Congratulates The “Atlanta Champions” For Winning Something
Remember a few months back when Woca-Cola sided with Major League Baseball in publicly condemning Georgia’s new voting integrity act? And how MLB then pulled the All-Star game from Atlanta?
Concurrent with all that, the Atlanta Braves have been in the crosshairs of cancel culture for some time now because they have a Native American nickname, and also for their fans’ “tomahawk chop” chant. So, with woke America targeting them, the Braves just made it to the World Series and won it, with their fans enthusiastically tomahawk chopping throughout it all. So how did Coca-Cola celebrate the hometown team’s victory? Take a look at this woke masterpiece of a tweet.
Nowhere does it mention “Braves” or even the sport of baseball. If the Red Sox won the World Series, would you see a major sponsor post a congratulatory tweet to the “Boston Champions”? Of course not. Coke is a sponsor of the Atlanta Braves, it’s products are sold at Braves games, and Coke sells plenty of co-branded gear in Atlanta. But for the woke national audience on Twitter, this is the face that Coca-Cola is presenting. For the record, this is what a real pennant for the “Atlanta Champions” looks like.
Speaking of cancel culture and the Braves, how about baseball writer Bob Nightengale of USA Today. He is so stunning and so brave for refusing to use the “Atlanta baseball team’s nickname.” But just five days early he used “Atlanta Braves” in a tweet.
Journalists like @BNightengale deserve hearty mockery, and
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2021 06:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 10, 2021 06:42 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Ilhan al-Omar, whose husband and brother is offended at November 10, 2021 06:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at November 10, 2021 06:43 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 06:44 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2021 06:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2021 06:44 PM (/U27+)
They're owned by Keurig DrPepper, which seems to own most of the second-tier soda product lines.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2021 06:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Hiya !
Posted by: JT
WE ARE HIRING GREETERS!!!!
Posted by: Walmart HR at November 10, 2021 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: flounder at November 10, 2021 06:45 PM (KnJdm)
A prediction you can take to the bank:
I guarantee within 1 year the letter "F" will be added to the fag alphabet when They decide it's okay for some homos to be referred to as "Fags."
Just like they did with "queer" and "colored" and "negro" and "oriental."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:45 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Lrrr at November 10, 2021 06:45 PM (jIL4c)
Before the games, they play video of Indians in the mountains supporting the Braves in the nearest reservations. We'll see if this weird tight rope they're walking works or not. I'd imagine if you can't call a team 'the indians', we probably will have to wipe every reference to them eventually.
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Gref at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (guGkK)
the ghetto kids had steak ho's, btw
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (b+v9B)
I would be looking to RC to see if they would like to enter in a marketing deal. And bonus you could sell moon pies!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (MGjUO)
the Atlanta Carbonated PROCESSED SUGAR Water Company is more accurate
Posted by: Atlanta Has Fallen at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (zLdnv)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Admiral Levine at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (oCDAg)
Posted by: f'd at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)
"Dyke" is verboten now, but next year "D" will be added to their silly alphabet acronym.
They're just Mindfucking us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (MGjUO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: sven at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2021 06:48 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2021 06:48 PM (/U27+)
Keurig brewers and K-cups (duh), Dr Pepper (duh), RC Cola, Green Mountain Coffee, Snapple, 7Up (US only), Hawaiian Punch (US only), Canada Dry, Motts, Vernors, Squirt and Yoo Hoo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Ninety-nine percent of "sports journalists" emulate their woke counterparts in the MSM. It's progressive garbage, all day every day. One of many reasons why I have tuned it all out.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (Xrfse)
*piano stops playing*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and glare,
There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear.
He looked like a man with a foot in the grave and scarcely the strength of a louse,
Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house.
There was none could place the stranger's face, though we searched ourselves for a clue;
But we drank his health, and the last to drink was Dangerous Dan McGrew.
Posted by: Robert Service at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (b+v9B)
Keurig brewers and K-cups (duh), Dr Pepper (duh), RC Cola, Green Mountain Coffee, Snapple, 7Up (US only), Hawaiian Punch (US only), Canada Dry, Motts, Vernors, Squirt and Yoo Hoo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Isn't owning Squirt and 7UP some sort of anti-trust violation?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: qdpsteve
As much as possible, I stick with products from A-Treat Bottling Co. of Allentown PA. And Dr. Pepper of course.
Their Birch Beer and Cream Soda are particularly fantastic.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (xOvFO)
They're just Mindfucking us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM
*looks out window at neighbors' complicatedLGBTQWERTYWTF flag*
Yes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (rBtIz)
- Littleshit
- Littlestinkyfinger
- Badfinger
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (2JVJo)
I think we can both hate MLB and hate mealy-mouthed race hustling assholes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (XvPQV)
Squirt is grapefruit, 7Up is lemon-lime. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
First it was "American Indians," then it was "native Americans," now it's "indigenous peoples."
Fuck you and your "indigenous" bullshit.
And indians are not "indigenous" to North America. They came here from elsewhere. They were other peoples here first.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (Xrfse)
Squirt is grapefruit, 7Up is lemon-lime. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Slipping by on a technicality then...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 10, 2021 06:51 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Mayor Lance-Bottom at November 10, 2021 06:51 PM (CTJwJ)
Coke can suck cocks, the woke motherfuckers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 10, 2021 06:47 PM
Mark, this Makers Mark Cask Strength Kentucky Straight Whisky 110 proof is mighty good.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2021 06:51 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Robert Service at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: Sam McGee at November 10, 2021 06:51 PM (rBtIz)
(old old joke) ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (cp7Tl)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (2JoB8)
Finally, FOAD, Ed Nightingale.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Hiya !
Posted by: JT
WE ARE HIRING GREETERS!!!!
Posted by: Walmart HR
I don't talk to strangers.
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Everything. Because conservatives are polite.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Sam McGee at November 10, 2021 06:51 PM (rBtIz)
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Knock it off, you're dead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (AlkyK)
Coke does remove rust, btw.
There's enough Phosphoric Acid in Coke to easily remove surface rust within a few hours.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
First it was "American Indians," then it was "native Americans," now it's "indigenous peoples."
___________
Whereas the correct term is "heathen savages".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2021 06:53 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2021 06:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2021 06:53 PM (uha8u)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (o2MD2)
He triggered Dave Stalin-worshipper Zirin as a result.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
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They also use cane sugar, not high fructose corn syrup.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (juH8z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (guGkK)
Maybe I should try some Coke on our screen door.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (kBuGL)
You all saw that Microsoft video last week, yes?
"The first thing we'd like to do is acknowledge our corporate headquarters occupy indigenous lands."
Or some shit like that. Okay, so?
Give it back, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Archer at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM
If buzzion can comment, so can I. Now close that damned door!
Posted by: Sam McGee at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (rBtIz)
Knock it off, you're dead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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McGrew ain't in such hot shape either.
"Pitched on his head, and pumped full of lead, was Dangerous Dan McGrew"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2021 06:56 PM (+xGNi)
Which "home" is that? Doesn't Woka-Cola advertise/support pretty much every sports franchise on the planet?
They pander worse than politicians.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 10, 2021 06:56 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Archer at November 10, 2021 06:56 PM (gmo/4)
Maybe I should try some Coke on our screen door.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Certainly. Rust, not oxidation. Aluminum will have oxidation.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:56 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2021 06:56 PM (uha8u)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM (0ryfU)
Ok, I feel a little better.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (AlkyK)
Hell yea! And the fizzy seems to be more fizzy, too.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM (cp7Tl)
But this makes me want to go buy a Braves shirt.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM (lNHqD)
OTOH? Greenies hate 'em for the billions of used K-cups that end up in landfills and dumps everywhere.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM (OAYzD)
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"Original Peoples", "First Peoples"
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Woka-Cola at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (aXxgO)
the Atlanta Carbonated PROCESSED SUGAR Water Company is more accurate
Posted by: Atlanta Has Fallen
____________
The Atlanta Carbonated Corn Syrup Water Company
Posted by: Furious George at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Bosk at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (x6uUk)
If I were Native American, it would really wind me up to have to listen to this condescending nonsense about the Indians being "past, present, and future caretakers" of the land.
Nobody's offering to undo the European conquest of North America, so let's all shut up about it and move on.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 10, 2021 06:57 PM
We do try.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Archer at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (gmo/4)
Soak a rusty bolt in Coke for shits n giggles.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Liberty at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (i6gGH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (d9Cw3)
Their Birch Beer and Cream Soda are particularly fantastic.
Posted by: Tonypete
Cheerwine FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (OCTRt)
"Original Peoples", "First Peoples"
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM (1vynn)
____________
They took over our land!
Posted by: One-Cell Bacteria at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (/U27+)
*yawns*
*farts*
*goes to investigate the state of the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Archer at November 10, 2021 06:59 PM (gmo/4)
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Hell, I want reparations for the Romans murdering my ancestors in Gaul.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (AlkyK)
People?! That's pretty damn species-ist.
We advise "Indeterminate Organic Units".
Posted by: Woka-Cola at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (QEsfM)
That still doesn't mean that Woca-Cola doesn't suck as a company, which is why we said goodbye. And the fact that 7UP is $1.25 per 2-liter vs. $1.96 for Coke products at WalMart is definitely an added incentive--especially when you drink as much of it as we do.
Posted by: 370H55V at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (WusEB)
He triggered Dave Stalin-worshipper Zirin as a result.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
I didn't know he did but I knew he did.
Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (uha8u)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (AlkyK)
The Carthaginians still owe us for Cannae!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:01 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton
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There's a race of men who don't fit in..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 07:01 PM (1vynn)
"The Uncola!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)
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"Original Peoples", "First Peoples"
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at November 10, 2021 06:58 PM
'Peoples, peoples who eat peoples....'
-Anasazi
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2021 07:01 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Furious George at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (VQp1G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Atlanta Has Fallen at November 10, 2021 06:46 PM (zLdnv)
fify
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2021 06:53 PM (/U27+)
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Stone Age savages.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (1vynn)
When cars had external bumpers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:02 PM (kBuGL)
"The Uncola!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)
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The ever-awesome Geoffrey Holder.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 07:03 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Think you might have to go to Pfizer for that.
Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2021 07:03 PM (uha8u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2021 07:03 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2021 07:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2021 06:51 PM (0OP+5)
That stuff is magical. Put a single ice cube in, let it melt and...wow. Just wow good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 10, 2021 07:03 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Archer at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (gmo/4)
Just reading the latest post by Berenson on his Substack. You know this "Long Covid" thing? Well, it's most likely bullshit.
French study of 27K people. Guess what they found. A lot of people who think they had Covid claim to have long symptoms. But they actually tested them all to determine if they had antibodies and were really infected.
Guess what. No difference between those actually infected and the general population in terms of these "long symptoms". They strongly correlate with people who think they had Covid.
The only long term effect that seems to be real is long term loss of smell and taste.
IOW, "Long Covid" is just in the heads of the hysterical Covid Karens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had
Did you know the Witch Doctor?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2021 07:03 PM (mD/uy)
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Do you know the Muffin Man?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Rex B at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (RIsTZ)
A bottle of pop and some Canadian money.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight #NotSocked at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: klaftern at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2021 07:03 PM
He told her to say that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (rBtIz)
There's enough Phosphoric Acid in Coke to easily remove surface rust within a few hours.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:52 PM (OAYzD)
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A better bet is Barkeeper's Friend (sodium oxalate), which chelates Fe(III) and in sunlight reduces it to Fe(II).
Barkeeper's Friend is also dirt cheap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (QxGJc)
Works pretty well for scrubbing rusty car bumpers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Sure, if you're still driving a '73 Buick.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (L2ZTs)
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No, it's not just psychological. When I had long COVID, my hair started to fall out!
Look at this brush!
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Big Tea Bags at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2021 07:06 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2021 06:53 PM (uha8u)
Traitor-Bitch Fonda did, can't see why it matters if Trump did.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 07:06 PM (P9T5R)
Mark, uh don't think so.
Squirt is grapefruit, 7Up is lemon-lime. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
And Fanta is Nazi orange soda...
(only sort of, but bringing on the nuance would ruin it)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:06 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)
REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Long Covid Karen at November 10, 2021 07:06 PM (Mzdiz)
A better bet is Barkeeper's Friend (sodium oxalate), which chelates Fe(III) and in sunlight reduces it to Fe(II).
Barkeeper's Friend is also dirt cheap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I use it for my stainless steel SINGLE bowl sink.
Then I stupidly used it on my refrigerator and scratched up the finish.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (OAYzD)
Works pretty well for scrubbing rusty car bumpers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Sure, if you're still driving a '73 Buick.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (OAYzD)
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Well, we can't have our ballots delivered in some rusty old shitbox now, can we?
Posted by: Democrats at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (lNHqD)
He broke down on the stand and said he didn't do anything wrong.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (oHd/0)
Funny that Fanta is now all the rage in Latin America.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (d9Cw3)
Oh, that's just wrong.
Posted by: Guy, Crewman #5 at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (4I/2K)
IOW, "Long Covid" is just in the heads of the hysterical Covid Karens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Hmmm, that's interesting. Good if true. I have seen anecdotal reports of people claiming diminished mental acuity (which, how do you track, verify unless it is severe?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (kBuGL)
so was Melania
Posted by: artemis at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (L2ZTs)
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They had some anti-American Indian (dot, not feather) bitch as CEO some time ago who ran off at the mouth about her politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (QxGJc)
Look at this brush!
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (sGnvY)
My brush is worse than yours. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Long Covid Karen at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (Mzdiz)
Funny that Fanta is now all the rage in Latin America.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)
In Argentina?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (n+4am)
*Never use Bar Keepers Friend or any abrasive on a "coated" stainless steel finish.
If you cannot feel the "grain" on the stainless steel, it's been coated with a clear coat and will scratch.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (OAYzD)
I have seen anecdotal reports of people claiming diminished mental acuity (which, how do you track, verify unless it is severe?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (kBuGL)
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I've had that for 65 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (xOvFO)
Then I stupidly used it on my refrigerator and scratched up the finish.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:07 PM (OAYzD)
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It is mildly abrasive, as a solid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: klaftern
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You may be entitled to compensation!
Call now !
Posted by: Late Night TV Bottom-Feeder Law Firm at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: artemis at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (AlkyK)
The Muffin Man?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (kBuGL)
You all saw that Microsoft video last week, yes?
"The first thing we'd like to do is acknowledge our corporate headquarters occupy indigenous lands."
Or some shit like that. Okay, so?
Give it back, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 06:55 PM (OAYzD)
Heh. That's what I've been saying. Didn't they name *seven* different tribes or so?
#MSFTGIVEBACKTHELAND (#name #each #tribe # # # # )
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (ACi07)
Atlanta Carbonated Water Company -- LOL
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (3l5Yq)
Another interesting thing in that Frog study. 60% of the people who had infection antibodies (these would be N-antibodies) *were not aware they had been infected*.
They had no idea. They got the sniffles, maybe a little sick at worst, and paid no attention.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)
But this makes me want to go buy a Braves shirt.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Yep. That Game 7 is SEARED into my mind. I despise the Braves. I'm still glad they won this WS.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: artemis at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (AwPyG)
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There are ways around that, fat.
Posted by: Biden 2020 Campaign at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 07:04 PM (AlkyK)
The Muffin Man?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (kBuGL)
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The Muffin Man!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (AlkyK)
A lot of people are saying the same thing. Including me. Its got to be hurting them.
Posted by: f'd at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (Tnijr)
MADE WITH SUGAR not corn syrup.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 10, 2021 07:10 PM (iDcra)
Thank you for the chemistry lesson. They do not list the ingredients. Probably a very old product.
Works quite well.
Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (UnQlg)
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Also anecdotal, but from what I've seen, many people claiming to have "long COVID" really do suffer from some type of diminished mental acuity. Probably have been for decades now.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (sGnvY)
Barkeeper's Friend is also dirt cheap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (QxGJc)
I've taken off years of baked-on shit from my stainless steel frying pans with that stuff. It takes elbow grease at that point, but it's great.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)
The only long term effect that seems to be real is long term loss of smell and taste.
I must have had Covid thirty years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)
They are still the gold standard for autopsy tables.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (guGkK)
Works quite well.
Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (UnQlg)
Derived from rhubarb.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM
Take the torch to it, the metal part not the wood, and have the water hose ready.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (0OP+5)
Deplorable Jay, what if you don't have sunlight? I have a freaking pin that holds my stall wall in place and I have yet to be able to remove it despite all the spray rust removers.
Posted by: Ben Had
I'd go at it with Heat and a like PB Blaster.
Do you have a little torch?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (MGjUO)
Posted by: Ben Had
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The Blue Wrench...oh, wait...'stall' means wood? Never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (xOvFO)
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You don't need sunlight, but it accelerates the process through photochemical reduction of the Fe(III) tris(oxalato) complex in a reaction that was (maybe still is) used to measure total incident light (the ferrioxalate actinometer).
Only thing is, it only works on red rust (ferrite, Fe2O3), not on black (i.e., aged) corrosion, which is magnetite, Fe3O4), the same stuff on magnetic recording tape.
If the situation admits of it, dilute HCl (CLR) can work wonders on rust, but of course, it can't be used on some things that would be damaged by it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (QxGJc)
I must have had Covid thirty years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (63Dwl)
Lost my sense of smell for over a year, due to a concussion in the early 80's.
As I was living on an old Ship at the time, it was something of a blessing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (JcqA0)
Carbonated Soda Comapny labeled Mexican Carbonated Soda it is still pretty good.
MADE WITH SUGAR not corn syrup.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
But sugar is much worse for you than heroin. I read that right here in the comments section.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (ahosz)
Barkeeper's Friend is also dirt cheap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:05 PM (QxGJc)
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We use Barkeepers for stainless steel in the kitchen. For stainless and regular steel vinegar and salt do a hell of a job.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (iDcra)
Long COVID v Cross COVID
Discuss!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (3l5Yq)
Really? Rum and coke all over the keyboard!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had
WD-40, time, and then a hammer-often works for me.
Posted by: MikeM at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (Dwe7n)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
The Muffin Man?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD "
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)
Straight Vinegar is great for removing burns and varnish off pots and pans.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (Xrfse)
And I stopped watching baseball because it was boring.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: artemis at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (QZ/dC)
"The Blue Wrench" ... that's what my family always called the Flame Wrench, right ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
the Fire Wrench!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM (JcqA0)
9mm. John Moses Browning would not have put up with this Covid shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (kBuGL)
But sugar is much worse for you than heroin. I read that right here in the comments section.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2021 07:14 PM -
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Comments made by Karens who've never even tried heroin.
Posted by: irright at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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Yes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at November 10, 2021 07:12 PM (Mzdiz)
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Yep. Also found in quantity in spinach.
Note that oxalic acid (and sodium oxalate) are poisonous, chelating Ca(II) which is involved in muscle contractions - such as in the heart. Also doesn't do the kidneys any favors.
Spinach doesn't have all that much in it (don't know about rhubarb), so you'd have to eat a hell of a lot of spinach to have a problem. Popeye might have to worry. /kidding
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (QxGJc)
The Atlanta Diabetes Inducing Corn Syrup and Carbonated Water Company sez:
Have an Atlanta Diabetes Inducing Corn Syrup and Carbonated Water and smile!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: irright at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (OAYzD)
I mix liquid dish soap, vinegar and water 1:1:1 in a spray bottle for cleaning around the kitchen and bathroom. It is pretty good for those hardwater and soap scum stains.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (P9T5R)
"The Blue Wrench" ... that's what my family always called the Flame Wrench, right ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
the Fire Wrench!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM
Mexican Hot Wrench
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 10, 2021 07:17 PM (DUIap)
Can you get rid of rust for (almost) good by removing it, then applying good ol' Rust-O-Leum on your newly un-rusty surface?
Posted by: qdpsteve
Rustoleum is supposed to have rust "stoppers" in it. I've had good luck with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:17 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at November 10, 2021 07:17 PM (n365n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Almost read it as Mexican Hot Wench and wondered how Selma Hyak got into the discussion.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: artemis at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:13 PM (OAYzD)
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I was going to suggest that, too. Breaking up the corrosion oftentimes suffices to remove rusted-in nuts and bolts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (QxGJc)
Oh, and slightly more than half of the people who claimed they had Covid did not in fact have any evidence of infection.
Actually having Covid is much less riskier for having all these symptoms ("brain fog" above, and all sorts of other symptoms) that believing you had Covid.
Pandemic of the hysterical.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)
I'd like to get rid of the rust on our front porch iron screen door.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)
<----- excused from jury service for the year. Didn't even have to go in. I'm not advocating soft-on-crime as civic policy, but it does reduce jury service.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 10, 2021 07:17 PM (DUIap)
You pay extra for that in Tijuana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (kBuGL)
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Yeah, vinegar is great for cleaning the kitchen. (And cheap.)
The first time somebody told me to try it, I assumed it would make the kitchen smell like vinegar, but the smell disappears entirely once it dries.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Not that I know of. It's an old song by Ella Fitzgerald. You can find it on the Toob of Ewes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Ninety-nine percent of "sports journalists" emulate their woke counterparts in the MSM. It's progressive garbage, all day every day. One of many reasons why I have tuned it all out.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2021 06:49 PM (Xrfse)
Sports journalism was ruined decades ago by some writers at Sports Illustrated (Frank Deford, for one), Bob Costas, and NBC Olympic programming.
They made sports into MORE THAN A GAME, that mere mortals could barely understand: The tiny distilleries and timeworn caddies in Scotland when the British Open was played, that you yokels in Nebraska couldn't ever appropriately appreciate; Baseball as the timeless, perfect sport with heroes long dead who will never be equaled, making baseball a near supernatural experience for the True Fans, who only reside in tiny areas of New York City; Olympic sports became contests between groups of athletes who had all lost a parent at age 2, yet persevered in life, leaving their cold hovels at 2 AM to do back-breaking menial labor for ten hours to feed the family, then training for ten hours using worn-out equipment (to get women to watch).
Posted by: Gref at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (iDcra)
I must have had Covid thirty years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2021 07:11 PM (63Dwl)
* fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (sAmhv)
Kroil for penetrating oil. Stinky, but good stuff.
It's great for cleaning your boomsticks, too.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (n+4am)
Rustoleum is supposed to have rust "stoppers" in it. I've had good luck with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Not as effective since they took the fish oil out of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (CTJwJ)
Spinach doesn't have all that much in it (don't know about rhubarb), so you'd have to eat a hell of a lot of spinach to have a problem. Popeye might have to worry. /kidding
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (QxGJc)
Rhubarb leaves are toxic but the stems are OK.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (+xGNi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (P3gRi)
So, rather than child molestation, it is really about Heroin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (JcqA0)
Isn't that what those Maori dudes were doing the other day?
The Salma Hayek Dance.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:16 PM (QxGJc)
It's in the leaves of rhubarb, not the stalks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM
I ate fig preserves Granny Eromero put up in 1965. Good as made last year. The old ways are best.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (0OP+5)
If its two ferric pieces and they've been together a while, they're likely fused.
Can you get a wrench on the pin or some grabby thing? Heat it and tap it a few times and then apply the Kroil. Repeat that a few times and then try to grab it and twist it back and forth. Keep that up for a few cycles.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (cp7Tl)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (xOvFO)
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Focused on just the pin? (For example, hitting a screwdriver or punch that only hits the pin?)
The idea is to break up the corrosion between the pin and the metal around it, so only hit one of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: publius
Those things always end with pogroms. Blame the Jews. Works like a charm....
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (KAi1n)
I agree; most sodas nowadays don't seem as bitter as they used to--too sweet.
Posted by: artemis
Try something that's not too sweet:
https://youtu.be/0mLayU7gRMo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (kBuGL)
Lysol makes a great Hydrogen Peroxide bathroom cleaner spray that doesn't make you sick like their Bleach spray.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM (P3gRi)
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Ah, thanks, I didn't know that. Any idea what purpose oxalic acid serves in these plants?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Radar "Miklos" O'Reilly at November 10, 2021 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2021 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
I have taken a torch to it, beat on it continually with a 5lb hammer all to no avail.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (xOvFO)
Probably a stupid question, but is it a tapered pin? If so, beating on the wrong end will just jam it tighter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (SK+VG)
But Injuns are verboten, I guess. Rotten savages. Can't even refer to their existence in polite society. Just ask those butter people.
What the hell.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:19 PM (OAYzD)
Silver nitrate is good for doing Blacks in the washing machine.
(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart say, "No."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-6U0ccc_Hg
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (5NkmN)
Either corn syrup or soy. Neither are great for us.
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (UDSF6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2021 07:25 PM (KAi1n)
I have taken a torch to it, beat on it continually with a 5lb hammer all to no avail.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM
have you tried PB Blaster? seems to work well...give it a good soak a couple of days in a row then apply the Mexican Speed Wrench (5# hand sledge) to it
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 10, 2021 07:25 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Confucius at November 10, 2021 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Grape Nehi
Posted by: Radar "Miklos" O'Reilly at November 10, 2021 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Threw up after a grape nehi when I was 12. Haven't touched it since.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 10, 2021 07:25 PM (axyOa)
a Bernzomatic torch is a must for the Home.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:25 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:24 PM (n+4am) "
I was just wondering the same thing. #HordeMind !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:25 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: artemis at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (kBuGL)
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Diet Coke can go bad in as little as 6 months.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (yk3T/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (QxGJc)
It discourages herbivores, I think.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (P9T5R)
I was just wondering the same thing. #HordeMind !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:25 PM (ahosz)
*touches nose*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (n+4am)
HA!
Posted by: Flyover at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)
I am just spitballing but I read one of last papers touted by former NIH director Collins (Fauci's titular boss). In this paper, the researchers found that vaxx better latched onto ACE2 receptors than did the original virus spike. Instead, natural resistance antibodies created from an infection were less focused on the Covid spike reception mechanism but more focused on attacking other proteins in the virus. This is what could be causing problems along with direct administration of the vaxx into blood vessels rather than muscle by errors in administration of it.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2021 07:26 PM (9hXN1)
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Why hasn't he changed his last name -- I'm so triggered now I can't even! -- after appropriating the name of a White Supremacy invention and social construct tool used to kill millions of obese objects of color; the Nightingale Ice Cream company makes ice cream sandwiches (not to be confused with hot dogs) nationwide right there in the capital of the confederacy: Richmond, Virginia!s
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (xOvFO)
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Focused on just the pin? (For example, hitting a screwdriver or punch that only hits the pin?)
The idea is to break up the corrosion between the pin and the metal around it, so only hit one of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:21 PM
Can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)
You need heat. The hammer and spray isn't working because the metal is essentially "welded" with rust.
An Air Chisel is nice to have, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)
A&W has been around for many decades in some markets. When I was a yute, they had car hop service. Now they are mostly woke, and advertise fake-meat burgers, and eggs from hens raised on a veggie diet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2021 07:28 PM (uha8u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (xOvFO)
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If any of the pin protrudes from the surface at all, try putting the blade of a hefty screwdriver laterally against the protruding part, and hit the screwdriver with a hammer. Sometimes that works to break up the corrosion enough to do the job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:28 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2021 07:28 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 10, 2021 07:28 PM (Xrfse)
When I was a child, there used to be an AandW drive-in about 15 minutes from my house, though they closed years ago. I still have the child-sized root beer glass mug they would hand out.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 10, 2021 07:28 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (7MBHe)
Coffee, for me.
Posted by: Flyover at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (2JoB8)
It's even more woke than that. When GA passed their fig leaf of a voting reform law earlier this year, Coke was outraged! Outraged, that mail in ballots and drop boxes weren't allowed unfettered.
That's when everyone started to boycott. You haven't heard much about it, but I bet it hurt them.
Posted by: artemis at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Today, at "Gymnastics" (for 13 month olds - FML), the song playing was "One little, two little, three little Indians" but the I word was verbotten. Instead, it was 'buses'.
Most of the other caretakers of the little kids there today were grands and Mexican nannies. We just sort of looked at each other and shrugged and said 'F*ck It' and so,
"Indians" it was. The 'coaches' were horrified.
I'm old, my knees hurt and I wake up pissed off. I don't care anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (mD/uy)
'Til you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
Posted by: Steven Tyler at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (4I/2K)
Silver nitrate is good for doing Blacks in the washing machine.
(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
/adds to list
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (QxGJc)
Maybe makes the leaves unpalatable to grazers? Guessing, here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (OAYzD)
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Or an impact driver. Mine has only let me down once. Then I had to use the screwdriver/hammer strategy first, after which the impact driver took over.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:08 PM (xOvFO)
Half-inch drill, with the appropriate size tungsten-carbide drill bit. Or turn Cow Horse Queen's son lose on it.
Posted by: Gref at November 10, 2021 07:30 PM (AMIL/)
To hell with all of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2021 07:30 PM (/KPLX)
To hell with all of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2021 07:30 PM (/KPLX)
I just reflexively looked down to make sure I wasn't on your lawn.
Well done.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (sAmhv)
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Was one like that in Platteville, WI back in the 70-80's. I think it's still there, but now new building w/ a single drive thru, or dine in.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (yk3T/)
Apply Tannerite to pin.
Administer kinetic persuasion with the appropriate tool.
Duck behind big frickin' rock until the smoke clears.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (n+4am)
(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
/adds to list
Posted by: Soothsayer
Washing soda
Borax
Posted by: Miklos cites Uncle Palp at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (P3gRi)
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That was one of my guesses, too. Alternatively, it may be a metabolic intermediate of some kind, kind of like pyruvic acid is in anaerobic metabolism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (JcqA0)
https://is.gd/ojoEYh
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (MGjUO)
Have you considered cooling the pin with liquid nitrogen? Often then a sharp blow to the pin after cooling could shatter it. Plus, no fire risk but wear facemask and glove protection.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (xOvFO)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (OAYzD)
Administer kinetic persuasion with the appropriate tool.
Duck behind big frickin' rock until the smoke clears.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (n+4am)
We could always use nukes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (OAYzD)
dude, FUCK server side scripting.
Looking at you, PHP.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (OAYzD)
My dog?
The Greek Hero from the Illiad? Only one without a patron god?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (kBuGL)
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Would it be possible to use the screwdriver/hammer trick on the L-portion to TURN the pin a bit? That might break up the corrosion.
Not sure if I understand the situation, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:33 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:33 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 10, 2021 07:33 PM (EughT)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 10, 2021 07:33 PM (OAYzD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:33 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (9hXN1)
I'd like to get rid of the rust on our front porch iron screen door.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)
.......
whatever is leftover use as a floor wax.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gref at November 10, 2021 07:30 PM (AMIL/)
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The brute force solution!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (QxGJc)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (xOvFO)
I don't know your situation, but sometimes after wrestling with something long enough, it is worth it to just get out the angle grinder and take it off.
This trick also works with frozen lug nuts.
Swearing is costly and hard, angle grinders are cheaper
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:34 PM (kBuGL)
Also the villain in the first Deadpool movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:33 PM (kBuGL)
L-Shaped Pin is the dumbest comic book supervillain name ever.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:35 PM (n+4am)
Tap the pin
Screw bolt into pin
Use pulling device - crowbar, or jack to drag pin out
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 07:35 PM (MGjUO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:22 PM (QxGJc)
Dunno, but oxalic acid will kill the mites in a bee hive and leave the bees just fine.
Posted by: MkY at November 10, 2021 07:35 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Snake Spirit at November 10, 2021 07:35 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 10, 2021 07:36 PM (ahosz)
https://is.gd/ojoEYh
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (MGjUO)
Anyone surprised by her statement has not been paying attention since 2008. Our Betters intend to make us use electric vehicles and mass transit by getting rid of the alternatives. They know the Greenie Weenie Transportation Fantasy cannot win-out in a fair-fight with gas and diesel vehicles that are affordable for 90 percent of the people.
Posted by: Gref at November 10, 2021 07:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (sAmhv)
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A&W is huge on Okinawa, son told us. Now, they probably have Hello Kitty robots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2021 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Miklos cites Uncle Palp at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
His movies are not funny.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 10, 2021 07:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 07:37 PM (MGjUO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2021 07:29 PM (kBuGL)
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There's the "slap a hot iron" equivalent I've been waiting for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 10, 2021 07:38 PM (cUUIs)
Tap the pin
Screw bolt into pin
Use pulling device - crowbar, F-250, or jack to drag pin out
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 07:35 PM
FIFY
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 10, 2021 07:39 PM (DUIap)
Well done.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (6FeV1)
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I've been shouting at neighborhood hooligans from the stoop since I was maybe 20. It is the way of my people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2021 07:40 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2021 07:42 PM (lHj+z)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 10, 2021 07:43 PM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 07:44 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2021 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)
A&W has been around for many decades in some markets. When I was a yute, they had car hop service. Now they are mostly woke, and advertise fake-meat burgers, and eggs from hens raised on a veggie diet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:27 PM (P3gRi)
That's disgusting. How dare those jackwagons deprive our sisters of the delicious taste of a crunchy grasshopper!
Posted by: hens at November 10, 2021 07:45 PM (ACi07)
Administer kinetic persuasion with the appropriate tool.
Duck behind big frickin' rock until the smoke clears.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2021 07:31 PM (n+4am)
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Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 10, 2021 07:46 PM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2021 07:32 PM (xOvFO)
One thing you could try, heating the rust zone electrically. Grind a clean patch on the pin, and clamp on a Vise grip pliers secure to the clean patch. Grind a clean patch on the sleeve in which the pin is jammed, and clamp on another Vise grip. Find a tractor with one of those big old Cat batteries in it, or maybe a semi-truck tractor. Wearing gloves and safety glasses, use a heavy-duty set of jumper cables to hook the battery to the two Vice grips. There will be sparks. Leave it connected for only a few seconds, ten seconds tops. This is Hell on the battery. But the interface between the pin and the sleeve should be the highest resistance in the circuit, and most of the heat will occur there.
A heavy-duty electric welder could sub for the Cat battery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 07:46 PM (P3gRi)
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