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The Most Powerful Legislator In New Jersey Is About to be Deposed By a Truck Driver Who Spent $153.00 On His Campaign

One hundred and fifty three buck.

And he's about to drop the king of the legislature.

The New Jersey Legislature could see a major shakeup -- including the possible disappearance of its most prominent lawmaker, state Senate President Stephen Sweeney -- following a closer-than-expected governor’s race between Gov. Phil Murphy and Republican challenger Jack Ciattarelli.

It’s likely that Democrats will retain their nearly two-decade hold on the Legislature, the body in Trenton that crafts the state's laws and passes the state budget. But their influence is poised to shrink.

...

In the most stunning twist, Sweeney, D-Gloucester -- the second-most-powerful elected state official after Murphy and a force in New Jersey politics -- is trailing his relatively unknown Republican opponent, Edward Durr.

Durr is a truck driver of 25 years. He did run once before, for state Assembly in 2019, but he lost. Given that he only spent $153 on this year's run, I doubt he mounted a much better funded effort then.

Sweeney beat back another challenger in 2017, who was slightly better funded.

The Senate president warded off what was seen as a more serious challenge in 2017 from Republican challenger Fran Grenier, a candidate backed by the powerful New Jersey Education Association -- still the costliest legislative race in the U.S. history, at $24.1 million, according to the New Jersey Election Law Enforcement Commission. Despite the battle, Sweeney beat Grenier by more than 9,300 votes, or 18 percentage points.


Durr leads the current Senate President -- who is the longest-serving politician in NJ -- by 2000 votes.


I can't find any commercials for Durr for Senate. I guess a $153 budget doesn't permit for such luxuries.

Here's an interview he did with "The Nader Narrative." Not Ralph Nader, a presumably unrelated Elizabeth Nader.

By the way, Ciatterelli jumps on the interview at the end, and announces: "This is the guy who's going to defeat Steve Sweeney."

This interview was from two months ago

Durr's rationale for getting into the race is straightforward and simple: the district has 150,000 votes. Sweeney has never received more than 31,000 votes.

Ergo, anyone who can get 32,000 or more votes can win.


He also points out that South Jersey is a conservative area (witness the red in the maps for voting for Ciatterelli) and it's just silly that they're electing a liberal Democrat every year.

This is dead-simple reasoning. It's also dead-right.


As for motivation: Despite having a spotless police record, he was repeatedly denied a concealed carry permit.

And so here we are.

A bet a state senator will have an easier time securing a concealed carry permit. That's how this vile game is rigged.

He's a sharp guy. I really like this guy.

We need ten thousand more Edward Durrs.


I bet there are ten thousand Democrat seats -- or more -- at all levels of government, from schoolbard to mayor to state senator -- where the incumbent scrapes by chiefly on the strength of no one who actually reflects the sentiment of the district challenging him.

I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

No one here can win a race.

Here's a likely-handmade graphic he made and posted on Twitter:

durr4senate.jfif

"3D4NJ" is of course a well-known QAnon code.

No, just kidding, it just means "3rd District for New Jersey."

Or maybe he couldn't get his preferred campaign name "ED4NJ" as a domain name so he had to go with the leetspeak workaround of 3D4NJ.

Or maybe it's a mix of both.

But I think we can very, very easily trick the media into reporting that it's a QAnon code meaning something just absolutely scandalous!

I mean, Don LeMon would be easy. He thinks that that their are black holes floating through the earth's atmosphere.

Update: Thanks to Fenelon Spoke, here's 3D4NJ's ad:

She says his main form of advertising was driving around the district speaking to voters.

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM




Comments

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1 3D4NJ is code for...First?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at November 03, 2021 01:44 PM (SOV+T)

2 Frsit

Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2021 01:44 PM (KnJdm)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Whoever dropped the Nood ball, dropped the Nood ball.

So I nooded. And hard.

* Fucking ingrates.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 01:45 PM (1t5dY)

5 Howdy

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 01:45 PM (BgMrQ)

6 Honestly, I thought the "3D" was a reference to the three 'Ds' in Edward Durr.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 03, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

7 No one here can win a race.

I actually wrote myself in on one of last night's races

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2021 01:45 PM (DJFLF)

8 3D4NJ

Three DeathSantis's 4 NO JUSTICE! I'm on to you h8ters!

Posted by: Some member of the reality based community at November 03, 2021 01:45 PM (ESjRY)

9 I blame all the fapping on AtC for posting her Victory Tits. Completely her fault. Totally.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 01:46 PM (GkpWM)

10 Durr should re-apply for a permit now. I bet he gets it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2021 01:46 PM (ESjRY)

11 This is a beautiful story.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 03, 2021 01:46 PM (jOcSX)

12 Nazis had guys named Ed.

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2021 01:46 PM (mbFEM)

13 @JackPosobiec

Congrats to Senator Big Ed!! @edwarddurr1

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 01:46 PM (cF8AT)

14 I wrote myself in for SF school board last year. :-> Not my fault it's so F'd up.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 01:47 PM (KAi1n)

15 I live in a heavy Dem congressional district. Sometimes the Dem is the only one on the ballot. I've thought about running for Congress just so I could say that I did. Then I decide against it because what if something weird happens and I win. Then I'm fucked.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2021 01:47 PM (xPl2J)

16 Read the content. Like a loser.

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 03, 2021 01:47 PM (RKLPC)

17 I blame all the fapping on AtC for posting her Victory Tits. Completely her fault. Totally.

Victory Tits
Winsome Sears
and a fruit basket.

I see only PAIN in my future

Posted by: Some boner at November 03, 2021 01:47 PM (ESjRY)

18 4Chan is already on it. I mean, they convinced people that the ok sign was white supremacist.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (B0mGw)

19 @JackPosobiec

Congrats to Senator Big Ed!! @edwarddurr1
Posted by: Tami

I knew it! Burr is a biged! Posobiec says so!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (KAi1n)

20
I mean, Don LeMon would be easy. He thinks that that their are black holes floating through the earth's atmosphere.

I've seen those in Road Runner cartoons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (63Dwl)

21 BREAKING: Dems propose new law making it mandatory tp spend at least $10M on any political race in the country.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (3vQN0)

22 I am sure that last night is much worse for the communist democrat party than the media will ever report it is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (iDcra)

23 I hope I can control my anger.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (pYqo/)

24 No one here can win a race.

I actually wrote myself in on one of last night's races
Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2021 01:45 PM (DJFLF)
----
I wrote in WeaselDog for Sheriff.

Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (0IeYL)

25 He's the Dr. Thunder / Mountain Lightning of NJ Senate candidates

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (mZUr4)

26 Then I decide against it because what if something weird happens and I win. Then I'm fucked.
Posted by: Mark1971


lie back and think of that sweet, sweet graft ???????

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (okV1R)

27 This was his ad, Ace. Scroll dwn.l I think he only put it on Twitter and then he did the old fashioned thing of actually talking to people in his district:

https://tinyurl.com/4a27xy83

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (ueGNX)

28 Sometimes you protest commentators calling you out.

And some days they're right. Well played, ace.

Posted by: trev006 at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (Eqkqm)

29 Don't want this willowed...

I am eating my hat as we speak.
I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong.

Normally I am mocked for being a Pollyanna.
Posted by: nurse ratched
---------------
I love you, nurse.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (5p7BC)

30 I blame all the fapping on AtC for posting her Victory Tits. Completely her fault. Totally.

Victory Tits
Winsome Sears
and a fruit basket.

I see only PAIN in my future

Posted by: Some boner at November 03, 2021 01:47 PM (ESjRY)

Unhand that banana!

Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (KnJdm)

31 So many great surprises last night. Happy to see VA follow NC's lead and elect its first black lieutenant governor. I bet Mark Richardson and Winsome Sears are going to light things up at the annual Lt. Gov's convention!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (rbKZ6)

32 tinyurl.com/dmsdd9er LETS GO BRANDON

Posted by: jeff at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (nf4HY)

33 That's kind of how AOC got elected, she ran a small local campaign door to door against a complacent big name who barely even goes home ever any more.

There are vulnerabilities out there. Most school board winners are there because they were just unopposed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

34 "lie back and think of that sweet, sweet graft ???????"

No kidding. You could be a multi-millionaire in a decade if you're honest and work hard at ripping off your constituents.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (B0mGw)

35
I wrote in WeaselDog for Sheriff.
Posted by: Weasel


Take a bite out of crime!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (63Dwl)

36 Good luck to Ed, the People's Republic of New Jersey needs dozens more like him.

And maybe try and keep Reichsfuhrer Murphy from running amok

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (2JoB8)

37 Edward and Adolf are pretty damn close in spelling. I mean they both have a d as the 2nd letter and both start with a vowel. How much more proof do you need?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (3vQN0)

38
Gotta love the Republican Shits pretending VA was only about schools/parents.

McCarthy is working on a statement in which he and his fellow travelers will pretend to care about "schools!" and "parents!"

No details or specifics, of course. Just "schools!" and "parents!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (5wi76)

39
I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row.

What's your point?

* resumes shaving hair from palms, while adjusting coke bottle glasses *

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (dQvv7)

40 Ace,

Phil Kerpen had an ad this morning:

bit.ly/3BIKrm7

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (VMeP4)

41 i like this story. a lot.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (hV9ir)

42 4 Whoever dropped the Nood ball, dropped the Nood ball.

So I nooded. And hard.

* Fucking ingrates.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 01:45 PM (1t5dY)


I mean...can you really complain about people not nooding in the 4th comment?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (nR2nR)

43 Just in case anyone hasn't said this, yet:

'merica

Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (fVJPF)

44 >I am eating my hat as we speak.
I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong.

Normally I am mocked for being a Pollyanna.
Posted by: nurse ratched
---------------
I love you, nurse.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (5p7BC)


I'll get in the "love you nurse" line as well.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (GkpWM)

45 Ok, ok, I get it Kamala. But who the hell is Brandon Youngkin?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (ESjRY)

46 The anger is welling up inside of me, like a man's penis or fruitcake.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 03, 2021 01:50 PM (pYqo/)

47 i love it. and i really, REALLY want this guy to win so i can shove it up the asses of the VA GOPe who don't put a fucking candidate up in a third or more races because "we'll never beat the democrat there". maybe it'll give some of those limp wristed cocksuckers a bit of spine.

and not just the one they get when their wife's bull uses them as a cum rag...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (8D42x)

48 1 3D4NJ is code for...First?
Posted by: Simple Stevo at November 03, 2021 01:44 PM (SOV+T)

Nicely done.

Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (fVJPF)

49 I mean, Don LeMon would be easy. He thinks that that their are black holes floating through the earth's atmosphere.

No one else has noted that "Lemon would know"?

Posted by: JEM at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (8erNz)

50 thanks Fenelon!

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (0G13K)

51 29 Don't want this willowed...

I am eating my hat as we speak.
I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong.

Normally I am mocked for being a Pollyanna.
Posted by: nurse ratched
---------------
I love you, nurse.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM

Nurse, of all the commenters from last night, I am happiest for you today as I know how much our victories mean to you!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (rbKZ6)

52 I wrote in WeaselDog for Sheriff.
Posted by: Weasel

Take a bite out of crime?

Posted by: Miklos, McGruffly at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (QzkSJ)

53 PLEASE SEND $100 ASAP SO WE CAN, uhm, uhm, oh yeah do school and education stuff.
- GOPe

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (3vQN0)

54 So my takeaway is that the RINO 'experts' and 'consultants' ran an idiot RINO squishy and spent $24 million getting absolutely dumpstered, and a working stiff ACTUAL conservative is borderline about to win for $153.

Shades of Jeb!!!! spending over $100 million of 'expert' conservative money to not move his polling a single point.

How much more proof do we need that the 'experts' and 'consultants' are NOT conservatives.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 03, 2021 01:51 PM (Ss8Bz)

55 I kinda think the "D" in there is a neat, dirty trick-- your LIV is gonna think that stands for "Democrat"

Posted by: Lrrr at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (jIL4c)

56 >>>46 The anger is welling up inside of me, like a man's penis or fruitcake.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin

I am here for that.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol of the USS Ahoy Matie! at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (0G13K)

57 "McCarthy is working on a statement in which he and his fellow travelers will pretend to care about schools! and parents! No details or specifics, of course. Just schools! and parents!"

And expanding the Department of Education.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (B0mGw)

58 I think "3D4NJ" is QAnon code for "Masturbates every six hours".

Posted by: a.moron at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (F6Xpw)

59
I am eating my hat as we speak.
Posted by: nurse ratched


One of those white nurse hats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (63Dwl)

60 I remember when there used to be a Republican candidate in pretty much every race in Blue-istan.

But hey, those consultants and DC insiders don't pay for themselves and a $200 budget isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

61 BREAKING NEWS: Biden signs EO to send out $10,000 stimulus payments to all American voters in late October 2022.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (L2ZTs)

62 The Dems are gonna find out this Durr guy failed to pay a library book fine in elementary school and the FBI will be all over him by the morning after the vote count.

Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (fVJPF)

63 I'd vote for Wyatt Earp for sherriff

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

64 29 Don't want this willowed...

I am eating my hat as we speak.
I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong.

Normally I am mocked for being a Pollyanna.
Posted by: nurse ratched
---------------
I love you, nurse.
--------------
Everything tastes better with Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce, nurse. It's cool though, sometimes it's okay to be wrong.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (W+kMI)

65 thanks Kevin, I got the ad now, it's at the end of the post.

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (0G13K)

66 Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
1h
The Big Lie spread by Donald Trump is eating away at the foundations of democracy like a disease.

Today, we will vote on moving forward on the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

67 I kinda think the "D" in there is a neat, dirty trick-- your LIV is gonna think that stands for "Democrat"

If it was not allowed to put party affiliation on ballots I wonder how many Dems could still get elected nationwide?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

68 It's a Cinderella story!

Posted by: Carl Spackler at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (NgqoH)

69 Shades of Jeb!!!! spending over $100 million of 'expert' conservative money to not move his polling a single point.

Its sort of sad how hard they pushed that turd when even his mom said he shouldn't run. How much more out of touch can you possibly be?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

70 I blame all the fapping on AtC for posting her Victory Tits. Completely her fault. Totally.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 01:46 PM (GkpWM)

that's two really great points...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 03, 2021 01:54 PM (8D42x)

71 If it was not allowed to put party affiliation on ballots I wonder how many Dems could still get elected nationwide?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

___

I've always thought if I ran in one of these supposed non-partisan elections, I'd change my name legally to something like Joe "Republican Candidate" Xiden and have that on the ballot.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:54 PM (3vQN0)

72 Take a bite out of crime!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

More faster.

However, the Day Drinking is well underway at Workstation Miklos.

Posted by: Miklos, undeterred at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (QzkSJ)

73 You go now! You be here foe six ouwa!

Posted by: Bathroom cleanup crew at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

74 That's awesome!
Any word on the Governor race?

Posted by: Iblis at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (g6c4t)

75 Yesterday Republican voters elected a middle class truck driver who spent nothing on his campaign and merely went around door to door asking people what they wanted from him as a representative.

Yesterday Republican voters elected a black woman as vice-Governor of Virginia.

Yesterday Republican voters overwhelmingly rejected the part of blackface northam in electing a GOP governor.


...and Cher calls it a Whites Only Country Club

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (sPm+1)

76 "I bet there are ten thousand Democrat seats -- or more -- at all levels of government, from schoolbard to mayor to state senator -- where the incumbent scrapes by chiefly on the strength of no one who actually reflects the sentiment of the district challenging him."

You know, if the Republicans were a serious party, they'd throw some money on at least getting challengers in these unopposed races...

"I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind."

I do not do that, sir! Taking water breaks to keep hydrated before and during such arduous activities is always a good idea, .

Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (5aFbR)

77 23 I hope I can control my anger.
--------
How's 'bout learning to control you trigger finger too, Alec.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (W+kMI)

78
@SenSchumer
1h
The Big Lie spread by Donald Trump is eating away at the foundations of democracy like a disease.

Today, we will vote on moving forward on the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act.
Posted by: redridinghood


Tomorrow, the "I love puppies and kitties" act.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (63Dwl)

79 "I bet there are ten thousand Democrat seats -- or more -- at all levels of government, from schoolbard [sic] to mayor to state senator -- where the incumbent scrapes by chiefly on the strength of no one who actually reflects the sentiment of the district challenging him." - ace

And thus ace have you described how Trump went from fringe outsider to nominee and president.

And you have also described the chief problem facing the country (well, besides garbage institutions and civic culture collapse) - no real opposition party.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM (OTzUX)

80 Latest Durr results...

https://tinyurl.com/yer6z46v

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (cF8AT)

81 Ace, cobs,

A Lincoln Peedo just crapped at the end of the previous post. Needs remediation, asap. THX.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (1t5dY)

82 62 The Dems are gonna find out this Durr guy failed to pay a library book fine in elementary school and the FBI will be all over him by the morning after the vote count.
Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM

Shades of Joe the Plumber!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (rbKZ6)

83 21 BREAKING: Dems propose new law making it mandatory tp spend at least $10M on any political race in the country.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (3vQN0)

********
Pfffft.


$153 will soon be the new $10 million.

Posted by: Inflation, soon to be rampant at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (IbrDR)

84 We need MORE Trucker / Bikers in Government.

Hell, we need NON Lawyers on the Supreme Court, and MORE of them in Congress.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (oHd/0)

85 Today, we will vote on moving forward on the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act.

Naming bills after barely-remembered and washed up, disliked old politicians is TIGHT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

86 >>>tinyurl.com/dmsdd9er LETS GO BRANDON
Posted by: jeff at November 03, 2021 01:49 PM (nf4HY)

======

I enjoyed that.

Posted by: Goody2shoes at November 03, 2021 01:57 PM (yk3T/)

87 And, well, I guess with enough like-minded voters no amount of dollar$ will win a campaign. Now THAT result will give the Uniparty a sleepless night or two.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 03, 2021 01:57 PM (W+kMI)

88 "I bet there are ten thousand Democrat seats -- or more -- at all levels of government, from schoolbard [sic] to mayor to state senator -- where the incumbent scrapes by chiefly on the strength of no one who actually reflects the sentiment of the district challenging him." - ace

___

This was my city council yesterday. A full sweep by the leftists, even though the city was 50/50 in 2020. But nobody pays any attention so the hard core leftists win with maybe 5% of the population actually voting for them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:57 PM (3vQN0)

89
However, the Day Drinking is well underway at Workstation Miklos.
Posted by: Miklos, undeterred


You gotta get up pretty early in the afternoon...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

90 Durr's rationale for getting into the race is straightforward and simple: the district has 150,000 votes. Sweeney has never received more than 31,000 votes.

Ergo, anyone who can get 32,000 or more votes can win.

We were told there would be no math.

Posted by: Washington Generals Party at November 03, 2021 01:57 PM (CX3cf)

91 Based Durr

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2021 01:57 PM (BFigT)

92 Willowed:

Alec Baldwin was really pissed about the VA election results.

"I'm so mad I could shoot--- never mind!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 01:57 PM (L2ZTs)

93 82 62 The Dems are gonna find out this Durr guy failed to pay a library book fine in elementary school and the FBI will be all over him by the morning after the vote count.
Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM

Shades of Joe the Plumber!
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (rbKZ6)

Clearly there are Campaign Finance Laws being broken, as no politician can win a race on $153.

Posted by: DOJ at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (oHd/0)

94

DMV's to start revoking license of registered GOPers in 5-4-3-2 . . .

Because they are terrorist allies of parents.

So declareth Moloch Garland.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

95 I could win a race against Tom Nichols, yeah.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (v61ip)

96 Today, we will vote on moving forward on the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2021 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

and it will get filibustered in the Senate, just like the previous times they brought it up, and then Schumer will say he's going to get rid of the filibuster, and then Manchin will say no way, not doing that. And we go round and round.

It's kind of fascinating that the Dems are so completely out of ideas that now they're just spinning their tires, running the same plays over and over again and getting the same results.

I think it's obvious, but this Congressional session is over, for any practical purposes. So is Biden's presidency. Oh, they'll all keep their seats warm for a while to come, but absolutely nothing of any substance will be done. All this big talk they've been making about changing everything? It's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (trdmm)

97 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

I live in Massachusetts. A program of public fapping could probably get me a seat on the Governor's Council.

Or at least a rep's seat in Provincetown.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (2JVJo)

98 6 hours? I'm a man, dammit, not a machine.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

99 "I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind."

I do not do that, sir! Taking water breaks to keep hydrated before and during such arduous activities is always a good idea, .

6 hours? Oh sht!

Hell man, I'm 29 not 19 anymore!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (P4GTk)

100 In other news, Joy Reid is still insane.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM (nxdel)

101 "You know, if the Republicans were a serious party, they'd throw some money on at least getting challengers in these unopposed races..."

You need to have the challengers.... Republicans are too busy doing other things so much that they only have time left over to vent on twitter.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (KAi1n)

102 Sure, just abandon the thread below and don't even have the common courtesy to give a reacharound nood.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (4I/2K)

103 81 Ace, cobs,

A Lincoln Peedo just crapped at the end of the previous post. Needs remediation, asap. THX.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 01:56 PM (1t5dY)


On it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (s2VJv)

104 Ergo, anyone who can get 32,000 or more votes can win.

Excellent analysis and probably a more common pattern than we know, in many races.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

105 And you have also described the chief problem facing the country (well, besides garbage institutions and civic culture collapse) - no real opposition party.

I worked on a campaign in blue-istan at one point.

The woman I worked for got tired of having a lefty state rep, so she ran.

But as issues came up the FNM would ask her what she would do and...she reflexively came up with just some watered down version of what the opposition candidate was saying. My suggestion was often, "Say you'd do nothing, the government has no business being involved with that"...but my arguments did not win the day.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

106 UpChuck Shumer missed the memo from Van Jones I guess. He said on CNN last night that the Dems are doomed in 2022 if they keep talking about Trump, since nobody but the hard left cares about him anymore.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (3vQN0)

107 $153?
Shit, *I* could be the next governor of California!!

*(giant fist immediately comes out of CA sky to crush qdpsteve)*

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (L2ZTs)

108 Don't want this willowed...

I am eating my hat as we speak.
I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong.

Normally I am mocked for being a Pollyanna.
Posted by: nurse ratched


**hugs nurse**

We were both wrong, dear lady. A bright moment in my otherwise long run of Cassandra-ism.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021 02:00 PM (2JVJo)

109 The polls were off because when we asked who people were voting for they said uh...durr. So we dismissed them as uninformed. - The AP

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2021 02:00 PM (r5BVk)

110 Tomorrow, the "I love puppies and kitties" act.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Fauci at November 03, 2021 02:00 PM (KAi1n)

111 Remember that Scott Pressler's organization is there for any one who is thinking about running for school board or city council, and needs help

I think they made huge gains in Long Island, yesterday.
scottpressler dot org

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:00 PM (AwPyG)

112 You know, if the Republicans were a serious party, they'd throw some money on at least getting challengers in these unopposed races

They're a dead party. I mean, they can get victories, but as a party they are dead. The leadership is worthless, the party doesn't have any kind of coherence or vision, they don't advance their goals at all. They are just a money making machine for the people in power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

113
That's awesome!
Any word on the Governor race?

Posted by: Iblis at November 03, 2021 01:55 PM


I keep hitting refresh at nj.com but it looks kinda bad right now, Murphy up by about 15,000. Unless someone did some obvious and catchable shenanigans, not gonna happen.

But talk about voter apathy? Only 1,200,000 republicans in the state with the highest taxes in the country? Maybe they get what they deserve.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 03, 2021 02:01 PM (dQvv7)

114 Imagine if you can, a Republican party that truly would like to govern instead of fundraising.

You have entered into The Twilight Zone!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2021 02:01 PM (IbrDR)

115 It's always nice to see a nobody clip a bad guy. Kinda like when Dave Brat took out Eric Cantor. But it doesn't tend to change a lot.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2021 02:01 PM (QU5/8)

116 The polls were off because when we asked who people were voting for they said uh...durr. So we dismissed them as uninformed. - The AP
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2021 02:00 PM (r5BVk)


Edward? Or his brother Durr De???

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2021 02:02 PM (mZUr4)

117 1 Phil Kergen > 10,000 Glenn Youngkins

Any doubt as to which of those two actually will do something and keep their word?

I look for measures to be taken by the Uniparty soon enough to keep the Phil Kergens incapable of winning.

Non-sequitur, but since Fox Radio is playing in the background and the lede story is giving children the vax rather than anything elected-related: Fox jumped the shark last night for real when it was the LAST outlet to call the Virginia election. What a bunch of cowardly, deceptive fucks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:02 PM (nMx88)

118 Durr's rationale for getting into the race is straightforward and simple: the district has 150,000 votes. Sweeney has never received more than 31,000 votes.

Ergo, anyone who can get 32,000 or more votes can win.



Ahhh, so the Alexandria Donkey Chompers Gambit, eh?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 03, 2021 02:02 PM (jG9Nj)

119 Durr, hey

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

120 Imagine if you can, a Republican party that truly would like to govern instead of fundraising.

"Gimme a break! No one will ever believe that!! At least TRY to come up with something halfway credible!" - Rod Serling

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 02:02 PM (L2ZTs)

121 @106

Nothing funnier than the dems and GOPe trying to convince everyone that trump is not the kingmaker.

Meanwhile, Trump keeps posting his win record with his endorsees.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:03 PM (AwPyG)

122 @117:

Edward Durr rather than Phil Kergen, obviously.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:03 PM (nMx88)

123 >>Sweeney has never received more than 31,000 votes.

Looks to be true to form, still.

Posted by: Roy at November 03, 2021 02:03 PM (Ti+Tv)

124 I pledge that if I ever run for office I will only spend $153 on the campaign, as I blow the rest of the money I fundraise at the strip club. Because integrity matters.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 03, 2021 02:03 PM (v61ip)

125 "She says his main form of advertising was driving around the district speaking to voters."

Posted by Ace

How revolting! I mean, you have to do it from time to time for the damned rubes, but it sounds like he actually enjoyed it! It's so exhausting keeping up a facade of caring around the riff-raff. The years of such strain broke dear Biden's brain!

Posted by: Our Establishment Betters at November 03, 2021 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

126 $153?

We'll need a list of your donors, please.

Posted by: DOJ at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (GD2xa)

127 I am eating my hat as we speak


I read "hat" as "ass" and then realized that 6 hours in a row comment was directed at folks other me.

Posted by: using a sock for this one at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (COj8R)

128 18-1, there's that - the unwillingness/inability/who knows to actually provide an *alternative* to the inertial Dem incumbents and their usually disastrous policies.

Then there's the lack of political integrity ("repeal Obamacare!!!"). If elected - usually - bupkis. Not even a serious effort, much less a no-holds barred dead-serious effort to do what they promised.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (OTzUX)

129 "Durr leads the current Senate President -- who is the longest-serving politician in NJ -- by 2000 votes."

"Durr's rationale for getting into the race is straightforward and simple: the district has 150,000 votes. Sweeney has never received more than 31,000 votes.

"Ergo, anyone who can get 32,000 or more votes can win."

DDHQ shows, as of right now, Durr with 32,682 (51.85%), and Sweeney with 30,352 (48.15%). Estimated 96% of votes in.

By my rough math, that leaves about 2,626 votes left to count, with a 2,330 vote gap. For Sweeney's ass to be saved, he'd need to get at least 88.7% of those remaining votes that are left to count.

I'm guessing Sweeney's people never saw this coming, and failed to squirrel away 2,400 ballots in the trunk of a Buick somewhere as a backup plan.

Posted by: Alex at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (YjiAb)

130 Imagine if you can, a Republican party that truly would like to govern instead of fundraising.

You have entered into The Twilight Zone!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2021 02:01 PM (IbrDR)


You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/F7Gz8_xshlQ

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (mZUr4)

131
What's the frequency, Brandon?

Posted by: Public beatdown at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (eV8EV)

132 highest taxes in the country? Maybe they get what they deserve.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 03, 2021 02:01 PM (dQvv7)

___

I know right?

Posted by: CA Republicans at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (3vQN0)

133 Just need to keep saying "durrrr" near any Democrat just to see who gets triggered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2021 02:04 PM (mugJX)

134 106 UpChuck Shumer missed the memo from Van Jones I guess. He said on CNN last night that the Dems are doomed in 2022 if they keep talking about Trump, since nobody but the hard left cares about him anymore.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (3vQN0)

This is kind of what I was trying to get at before. Van Jones is a communist, but he still acknowledges and reacts to real world events. Schumer, like all the other old fossils in the Dem Party, is so totally locked into his way of thinking that he can't possibly change tactics, even when results are catastrophic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 02:05 PM (trdmm)

135 "as I blow the rest of the money I fundraise at the strip club."

Strippers are constituents too. It's just some politickin'.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:05 PM (B0mGw)

136 Republican wins election! Man bites dog! Black is white! Night is day!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (L2ZTs)

137 If the GOP were a serious party, they'd make school choice a top policy priority nationwide. And it would be a huge winner.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (sWM8x)

138 Seattle

@RonDeSantisStan

BREAKING: Law and Order candidate Ann Davison (R) will defeat Police and jail abolitionist Nicole Thomas-Kennedy (D) to become the next Seattle city attorney and will succeed current city attorney Pete Holmes (D). She will become the first Republican elected in Seattle since 1989

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

139 Just need to keep saying "durrrr" near any Democrat just to see who gets triggered.
Posted by: Anna Puma

hokay

durr durr durrr durr

Posted by: Swedish Chef Miklos at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (QzkSJ)

140 Non-sequitur, but since Fox Radio is playing in the background and the lede story is giving children the vax rather than anything elected-related: Fox jumped the shark last night for real when it was the LAST outlet to call the Virginia election. What a bunch of cowardly, deceptive fucks.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:02 PM (nMx8

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Fox doesn't care. They still have millions of boomers watching so they can sell boner pills ads. The people running it aren't stupid.

Posted by: CA Republicans at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (3vQN0)

141 Duff is for lower taxes? In New Jersey? Now there's a candidate that SHOULD be 50 points ahead.

The last Dem POTUS or gubernatorial candidate who ran on lowering taxes was...has there ever been one?

Bug-Out Joe can only promise (with his fingers crossed behind his back) that mid-middle class and below people will not see an increase in their Fed income taxes. Forget about any reduction. If the middle class members of the Dems ever wake up and realize the Dems don't give a damn about them and are really only underwriting lower income people for family expenses, there will be a Second American Revolution.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (AMIL/)

142 BREAKING: Law and Order candidate Ann Davison (R) will defeat Police and jail abolitionist Nicole Thomas-Kennedy (D) to become the next Seattle city attorney and will succeed current city attorney Pete Holmes (D). She will become the first Republican elected in Seattle since 1989
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

___

LOL

Posted by: Greater Seattle Area Buicks at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (3vQN0)

143 What ever happened to that little munchkin, Michael Bloomberg? I guess his billions could buy him a ticket in the adult section.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (+xGNi)

144 Gref:
the new mayor of NYC, I believe, was actually talking about lowering civic taxes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (L2ZTs)

145 Trump/Durr in 2024, just for its trolling value when he wins.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (buTO7)

146 I think they made huge gains in Long Island, yesterday.
scottpressler dot org
Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:00 PM (AwPyG)


I think it's Presler with just one s.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (dNAD3)

147 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (arJlL)

148 Fox doesn't care. They still have millions of boomers watching so they can sell boner pills ads. The people running it aren't stupid.

People convinced they are getting the right wing version of things, that they are seeing "fair and balanced" instead of crap and moderate left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

149 Or at least a rep's seat in Provincetown.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021 01:58 PM


Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM (m+jkK)

150 I heard the Loch Ness monster dropped tree-fiddy on Durr to win.

The Loch Ness monster's endorsement is much bigger than Bill Kristol's.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (HK8/E)

151 124 I pledge that if I ever run for office I will only spend $153 on the campaign, as I blow the rest of the money I fundraise at the strip club. Because integrity matters.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 03, 2021 02:03 PM (v61ip)

As this is a normal practice, this is covered under the heading of 'Voter Outreach' for campaign funds.

Posted by: Fed Election Committee at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (oHd/0)

152
It stands for "3rd (Reich) For No Jews."

Duh.

Dangerous, insurrectionist, coded Nazi rhetoric. DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER!!!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (/KPLX)

153 a Truck Driver Who Spent $153.00 On His Campaign

She says his main form of advertising was driving around the district speaking to voters.


So if he had run last year, with the pre-Biden gas prices, he would have won with about $60 in campaign spending?

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (P1f+c)

154 My father has relatives/roots in south Jersey. It really is a conservative area. The fact that this liberal dunce represented it should be a scandal for the NJ GOP (if it exists). Get off your asses and start finding people who represent their constituents views.

Posted by: Mike at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (kxfaA)

155 She will become the first Republican elected in Seattle since 1989
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)


Anecdotal for sure but I seem to be seeing the phrase "...first Republican elected since..." a lot today.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (CoMmC)

156 Whoops! Durr not Duff in my 141.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (AMIL/)

157 "Schumer, like all the other old fossils in the Dem Party, is so totally locked into his way of thinking that he can't possibly change tactics, even when results are catastrophic."

Pretty sure this was the entire basis for Trump. We should be concerned about the Democratic Trump. Because he's probably going to look like AOC and talk like Bernie.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (B0mGw)

158 I only spent 153 dog biscuits on my campaign!

Posted by: WeaselDog at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (mNhhD)

159 And Tucker's documentary about 1/6 is going to hit, soon.

Supposedly an atom bomb.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:09 PM (AwPyG)

160 I heard the Loch Ness monster dropped tree-fiddy on Durr to win.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (HK8/E)


I understood this reference.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 02:09 PM (dNAD3)

161 What ever happened to that little munchkin, Michael Bloomberg? I guess his billions could buy him a ticket in the adult section.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

According to Ace...Too busy masturbating

Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2021 02:09 PM (vd8XM)

162 Whoops! Durr not Duff in my 141.

"D'oh!"
--Homer Simpson drinking Duff Beer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

163 Keep in mind WA is all mail in, and it takes several days to "count" all the ballots as they trickle in. I wouldn't pop the champagne yet for Davison.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:10 PM (3vQN0)

164 And he wearing a half shell.

Posted by: Infidel at November 03, 2021 02:10 PM (QC3yT)

165 I think it's obvious, but this Congressional session is over, for any practical purposes. So is Biden's presidency. Oh, they'll all keep their seats warm for a while to come, but absolutely nothing of any substance will be done. All this big talk they've been making about changing everything? It's over.
---
Look who is up for reelection in 2022.
Kelly in AZ, Warnock in GA, Bennett in CO, and Masto in NV. Hassan in NH.

Bennett only won by 5.7%, the rest by less than 3%.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 03, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)

166 I only spent 153 dog biscuits on my campaign!
Posted by: WeaselDog

You'll need the collar counties

Posted by: Analyst Miklos at November 03, 2021 02:10 PM (QzkSJ)

167 We should be concerned about the Democratic Trump. Because he's probably going to look like AOC and talk like Bernie.

That was Obama, and they don't have another waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

168 "And Tucker's documentary about 1/6 is going to hit, soon. Supposedly an atom bomb."

Eh. I was watching MSNBC yesterday and they said it was all white supremacist conspiracy theory.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (B0mGw)

169 If the GOP were a serious party, they'd make school choice a top policy priority nationwide. And it would be a huge winner.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


I'm old enough to remember 'conservatives' pointing out that not only was school choice a policy item for the Reagan admin, I'm old enough remember people pointing out that the GOPe fucked that up and didn't dismantle the Dept of Education.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (1t5dY)

170 And the D clowns in NJ are not going to realize why Durr won. They'll tell themselves their messaging failed, or the voters were swayed by impulse, or were stupid, or were hypnotized by Trump. Not "Our policies stink," no, no, never that.

Heh, heh, heh. . . .

Posted by: General Motors at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (txdEq)

171 Almost $25 million was spent for a state Senate seat in south Jersey. Yeah, I'm sure they spent that much because they just wanted to make the state a better place, not because they'll reward those donors 10 fold.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (NAPmw)

172 I wrote in WeaselDog for Sheriff.

Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2021 01:48 PM (0IeYL)


I'm sure he won in a landslide!

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (DJFLF)

173 159 And Tucker's documentary about 1/6 is going to hit, soon.

Supposedly an atom bomb.
Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:09 PM (AwPyG)

first of three parts came out Monday.

Had never seen the Organizer of the 'Stop the Steal' before... dark skinned Moslem... who suddenly was a White Supremacist.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (oHd/0)

174 137 If the GOP were a serious party, they'd make school choice a top policy priority nationwide. And it would be a huge winner.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 03, 2021 02:06 PM (sWM8x)

The GOP never again will mention Critical Race Theory. But you are correct. Listen and watch how few of the purported conservative commentariat even will mention CRT.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (nMx88)

175 Well, truth is I ate 153 dog biscuits during my campaign, but still...

Posted by: WeaselDog at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (mNhhD)

176 We should be concerned about the Democratic Trump. Because he's probably going to look like AOC and talk like Bernie.
-----
That was Obama, and they don't have another waiting in the wings.
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Obama was fairly establishment and Trump wasn't waiting in the wings.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (B0mGw)

177 @146

Shoot, I was too busy worrying about whether Scott had two ts.

But his is a great idea--an organization to help get orginary people into politics.

so if you're thinking about it, maybe take a look
scottpresler dot org.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (AwPyG)

178 >>Anecdotal for sure but I seem to be seeing the phrase "...first Republican elected since..." a lot today.

I'm not so sure it's anecdotal. I think Democrats went way to far left for the vast majority of the country, even some Democrats, while turning cities like Seattle into lawless dumps.

Even many Democrats love their kids, aren't big fans of crime and hate inflation.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

179 Nothing funnier than the dems and GOPe trying to convince everyone that trump is not the kingmaker.

Meanwhile, Trump keeps posting his win record with his endorsees.


It's fine for him to endorse, but in many places a Trump-like candidate is not going to win much of anything.

See what happened when the California recall went from being "Dump Newsom" to "Newsom vs Elder".

Sure, some fraud in the mix, it's what Democrats do. But 90% of the margin was "Newsom's bad, but Larry Elder's icky".

Posted by: JEM at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (8erNz)

180
Bob O'Rourke is really considering (or is) running for guv in Texas.

*don't call him "beto"
that's a fake name he gave himself

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (5wi76)

181 I actually wrote myself in on one of last night's races
Posted by: kallisto


Didja win ?

Posted by: JT at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (arJlL)

182
I have no idea what this dude's deal is. Maybe he's a lunatic. Maybe he bathes in thousand-island dressing. Maybe he eats live puppies. I don't care.

MOAR OF THIS, PLEASE.

I want every one of these damned sonofabitches put out on their ears by the grubby proles. Every single one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (/KPLX)

183 South Jersey is a conservative area

Where even a WaWa meatball sub is delicious.

Posted by: DaveA at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (FhXTo)

184 171 Almost $25 million was spent for a state Senate seat in south Jersey. Yeah, I'm sure they spent that much because they just wanted to make the state a better place, not because they'll reward those donors 10 fold.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (NAPmw)

__

$24.9M of that was spent on consulting services to companied owned by friends and families of the candidates.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (3vQN0)

185 Virginia Dem Caught by Police for 'Tampering with Voting Site'

Democrat Virginia Del. Chris Hurst was pulled over by a Radford City Police officer less than 24 hours before Election Day for "tampering" with a polling site.
The police released bodycam footage showing the officer questioning the Democratic candidate for resorting to "poor" tactics "instead of doing a fair election."
"Want to explain your actions?" the officer asked.
"I don't think so," Hurst, a former journalist, said.

Radford Sheriff Mark Armentrout said Hurst was pulled over after a woman, Emilly Frentress, tampered with campaign signs outside a city recreation center before she got into his car and drove away.
Hurst's license was also suspended.
"I think what y'all need to do, is after I deal with you here, is go back and fix those signs," the officer told them. "You gotta resort to doing this, instead of doing a fair election?"
The officer concluded: "You're supposed to be representing, representing us. And not out here acting like a school kid. How am I supposed to vote for you if you're out here doing this?"

hint: you're not: never vote for a democrat

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (uvIpl)

186 Had never seen the Organizer of the 'Stop the Steal' before... dark skinned Moslem... who suddenly was a White Supremacist.
Posted by: Romeo13

White Supremacists come in all shapes, sizes, colors and sexes.

Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (vd8XM)

187 Department of Education created in 1979, USA was world No. 1 in education.

After 40+ years of federal government "help" we are ranked No. 24.

Put the government in charge of the Sahara desert and it would run out of sand in 6 months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (iDcra)

188 I am eating my hat as we speak.
Posted by: nurse ratched

One of those white nurse hats?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (63Dwl)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

189 And expanding the Department of Education.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (B0mGw)


And creating a new Federal Government Agency: Department of Parents

"The DP will strive to live up to its name, doing for parents what Dept of ED did for Schools, nationwide."

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (KbLYZ)

190 175 Well, truth is I ate 153 dog biscuits during my campaign, but still...
Posted by: WeaselDog at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (mNhhD)
----
That's more like it!

Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (0IeYL)

191 55 I kinda think the "D" in there is a neat, dirty trick-- your LIV is gonna think that stands for "Democrat"
Posted by: Lrrr at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (jIL4c)

Hmm; at least subliminally.

Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (fVJPF)

192 Nurse, I logged off and read a book. Please don't torture yourself.

That's our job

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 02:14 PM (KbLYZ)

193 148
People convinced they are getting the right wing version of things, that they are seeing "fair and balanced" instead of crap and moderate left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:07 PM

But MSNBC and CNN all say Fox is right wing! And they have familiar Republican faces like Paul Ryan that put me at ease. Everyone said he was a genius fiscal conservative...he just got dealt a bad hand being Speaker during Obama's teem.

And who needs boner pills when you have Fox News babes in short skirts! Rowr!

Posted by: Clueless Old Boomer Guys at November 03, 2021 02:14 PM (WffSE)

194 Don't want this willowed...

I am eating my hat as we speak.
I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong.

Normally I am mocked for being a Pollyanna.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Pollyanna want a cracker with her hat ?

Posted by: JT at November 03, 2021 02:14 PM (arJlL)

195 Michael P Senger
at_MichaelPSenger

"CDC Changed Definition of 'Vaccine' because of concern that its definition did not apply to COVID-19 vaccines, according to newly released internal emails."

"The definition of vaccine we have posted is problematic and people are using it to claim the COVID-19 vaccine is not a vaccine based on our own definition."


2:55 PM - Nov 3, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3wf9Cf5

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2021 02:14 PM (Do5/p)

196 I guess I'm out

Posted by: 6 hours? c'mon man! at November 03, 2021 02:14 PM (oA+QO)

197 When does Jen Prissy get back from her covid vacation? Can't wait to see the scowl on her face as she has to spin this disaster for the regime. .

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (MxEKc)

198 CVS Sees Higher Adjusted Profit as COVID-19 Tests, Vaccinations Rebound

money is the root of all evil

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (uvIpl)

199 Well, truth is I ate 153 dog biscuits during my campaign, but still...
Posted by: WeaselDog

Campaign treat violation!

Posted by: FEC apparatchik Miklos at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (QzkSJ)

200 I lived in NJ. I never voted down ticket because the Rs that ran were all shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (7ZdAc)

201 Republican wins election! Man bites dog! Black is white! Night is day!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021


***
Strippers throw their clothes back on! Hookers give the johns their money back! Mass hysteria!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (txdEq)

202 Fox doesn't care. They still have millions of boomers watching so they can sell boner pills ads. The people running it aren't stupid.
Posted by: CA Republicans

Boomers are getting to the age where pills ain't going to do a thing.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (KAi1n)

203
Newsmax chyron says Biden has something to say soon about last night.

Please engage your Gibberish to English translation devices.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (dQvv7)

204 But MSNBC and CNN all say Fox is right wing! And they have familiar Republican faces like Paul Ryan that put me at ease. Everyone said he was a genius fiscal conservative...he just got dealt a bad hand being Speaker during Obama's teem.

And who needs boner pills when you have Fox News babes in short skirts! Rowr!
Posted by: Clueless Old Boomer Guys at November 03, 2021 02:14 PM (WffSE)

___

And all the guys I hear on AM talk radio also vouch for Fox being a conservative voice. Sometimes these same guys are guests on Hannity and Hannity would never lie to me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (3vQN0)

205 Bob O'Rourke is really considering (or is) running for guv in Texas.

*don't call him "beto"
that's a fake name he gave himself

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (5wi76)


I just call him "Beat Off."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

206 The gamestop saga is exposing the fact that everybody in congress (save maybe a handful) are as corrupt as the day is long, and are dark-pooling stock trades based on what they decide to do with legislation. Which is so obviously corrupt that they'll need a new word to describe how corrupt it is.

They're not going to reform themselves anytime soon.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (AwPyG)

207 The real tell about how badly things are going for the D's is if Nancy Pelosi announces her retirement, as is rumored.

I'll believe that when I see it - I always assumed the only way Pelosi would leave the House is in a box.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (I2/tG)

208 "Newsmax chyron says Biden has something to say soon about last night."

I hope he threatens us with mask mandates. Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)

209 People convinced they are getting the right wing version of things, that they are seeing "fair and balanced" instead of crap and moderate left.

Considering that pretty much all radio/tv/newspapers is controlled, it is folly to expect to receive any actionable information from talkers.

Heck, even radio host Todd Herman is now talking about getting out of the business altogether.

Then when BigTech kills the internet for conservatives, our last form of communication - podcasts - will be done too.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (+LCoQ)

210 I am eating my hat as we speak.
Posted by: nurse ratched

One of those white nurse hats?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021


***
They're crunchy. Gets some starch back into your diet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (txdEq)

211 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

I was gonna say.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)

212
He rides a hog!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (pNxlR)

213 202 Fox doesn't care. They still have millions of boomers watching so they can sell boner pills ads. The people running it aren't stupid.
Posted by: CA Republicans

Boomers are getting to the age where pills ain't going to do a thing.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (KAi1n)

____

Fox will slowly transition to ads for assisted living and heart medication.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (3vQN0)

214 Newsmax chyron says Biden has something to say soon about last night.

Please engage your Gibberish to English translation devices.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (dQvv7
----
Probably how he hopes we can work together and to please stop with the Brandon business.

Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (0IeYL)

215 Where even a WaWa meatball sub is delicious.
Posted by: DaveA at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (FhXTo)


Wawa is the shizz!! 4 of them within a 15 minute drive from Casa de Doof. Their meatball subs are pretty damn good.

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (mZUr4)

216 "The real tell about how badly things are going for the D's is if Nancy Pelosi announces her retirement, as is rumored."

I thought vampires were immortal.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (B0mGw)

217 *don't call him "beto"
that's a fake name he gave himself

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (5wi76)

I just call him "Beat Off."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (2JVJo)



A friend says he looks like a pedo, so he calls him Beto the pedo, making it rhyme, of course.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

218 When does Jen Prissy get back from her covid vacation? Can't wait to see the scowl on her face as she has to spin this disaster for the regime.

My doctor recommends a three-month quarantine.

Posted by: Jen Psaki! at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (I2/tG)

219 BREAKING: Law and Order candidate Ann Davison (R) will defeat Police and jail abolitionist Nicole Thomas-Kennedy (D) to become the next Seattle city attorney and will succeed current city attorney Pete Holmes (D). She will become the first Republican elected in Seattle since 1989

--

Wow, seems pretty big. Hopefully, come 2024, Biden's not the only one who will have his pants full.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (sVtYq)

220 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

You ask for the impossible, ace!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (ufFY8)

221 @204

I dunno--the shift from Hannity to Tucker indicates to me that fox viewers aren't that dumb.

A lot of on-line mocking, last night, about fox not being willing to call the race for Youngkin.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (AwPyG)

222 I still can't believe the Democrats thought that gangly dork pretending to be Hispanic was their great hope for the future of the party. Really? O'Rourke?? And Buttgag? That's your bench????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

223 I'll believe that when I see it - I always assumed the only way Pelosi would leave the House is in a box.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Nail it shut with that Giant Gavel

Posted by: Miklos, suggestifying at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (QzkSJ)

224
And yeah, the guy will be in-and-out and replaced by a Dem in the next cycle or two. Like with the Brat/Cantor thing in VA-7.

But at least Eric Cantor is fekkin' FINISHED. From hero to zero in the snap of a finger. And now this Sweeney douchebag.

At least VA is doing *something* to hurt our political class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (/KPLX)

225 This is kind of what I was trying to get at before. Van Jones is a communist, but he still acknowledges and reacts to real world events. Schumer, like all the other old fossils in the Dem Party, is so totally locked into his way of thinking that he can't possibly change tactics, even when results are catastrophic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 02:05 PM (trdmm)

Van Jones is also a very rich Communist. Jeff Bezos gave both Jones and chef Jose Andres a $100 million, no-strings-attached award earlier this year for the work they've done in 'improving the world'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2021 02:18 PM (wra3C)

226 I think this is a pretty nurse outfit:

https://tinyurl.com/yu5najfj

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (2JVJo)

227 Where even a WaWa meatball sub is delicious.
Posted by: DaveA

Garrison Keillor's got a new gig.

Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (vd8XM)

228 In NJ, the media situation was always very bad. Beyond that, many people worked in NY or Philly, so interest in local stuff was left to people who worked locally - 80% government workers.

That meant the parties ran everything. There were no independent minded candidates since without party backing you had no chance. And the party candidates were only interested in graft and more money for the gov. workers. That is how NJ happens.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (7ZdAc)

229 That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)


Next time I see you, remind me to tell you something. It's not blog friendly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (Ez6QX)

230 Wow! Some of the shit people say on twitter...

https://tinyurl.com/ygqz2sfy

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (cF8AT)

231 O'Rourke?? And Buttgag? That's your bench????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No bench press

Butt press

Posted by: Miklos, re-memeifying at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (QzkSJ)

232 Why does everybody think the Dems are completely boned from the House up to Turnip Man -- that their agenda has been torpedoed? They could double down, if they still hold the same House and Senate seats as before. Or did some Rs grab seats in one chamber or the other?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (txdEq)

233 Then when BigTech kills the internet for conservatives, our last form of communication - podcasts - will be done too.

Yeah, we can always shift back to radio but I don't hold out much hope for that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

234 I am eating my hat as we speak.
Posted by: nurse ratched

One of those white nurse hats?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 01:52 PM (63Dwl)

That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)


Suddenly I'm hearing the score for Dressed To Kill being whistled. https://youtu.be/VACN1RenMvE

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (wAnMi)

235 money is the root of all evil

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM

love of money

1 Timothy 6:10

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (Do5/p)

236 "Next time I see you, remind me to tell you something. It's not blog friendly."

This is going to be really hot or really funny.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (B0mGw)

237 Biden will announce that the election proves we need more CRT, vaccine mandates and climate change legislation.

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (CYnTg)

238 "Newsmax chyron says Biden has something to say soon about last night."

--

Wanna put your marker down on him saying something about white supremacists?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (sVtYq)

239 Strippers throw their clothes back on! Hookers give the johns their money back! Mass hysteria!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM (txdEq)

Strippers always put their clothes back on, only to take them off again and the cycle continues into infinity.

Posted by: The Dalai Lama in the Champagne VIP Room at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (u1eUk)

240 I think this is a pretty nurse outfit:

https://tinyurl.com/yu5najfj
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (2JVJo)



As long as it's on the floor at the foot of my bed IYKWIM.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

241
3D4NJ


It's his hash! He posts here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (pNxlR)

242
"The DP will strive to live up to its name, doing for parents what Dept of ED did for Schools, nationwide."


The Department of Erectile Dysfunction ?

Because the blue pills aren't working anymore and the only way to trip their trigger is with children?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (+LCoQ)

243 That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Next time I see you, remind me to tell you something. It's not blog friendly.
Posted by: Jordan61

(whisper it in my ear......)

Posted by: JT at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (arJlL)

244 Van Jones doesn't pretend he isn't a communist though. I've always liked him as an analyst. I don't agree with anything he believes in, but he calls it as he sees it. I remember the night of Trump's first SOTU (the day before all the Russia shit really hit the fan), Van Jones said something like I hate to say it, but that was one hell of a speech, while the other CNN flunkies were twisting themselves into pretzels to say why it was just so-so.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (3vQN0)

245 TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year

Posted by: SMOD at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (RHGPo)

246 I think this is a pretty nurse outfit

Oh, that is nice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

247 Don Lemon is a black hole.

Posted by: Gays Everywhere at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (qbjcJ)

248 "I bet there are ten thousand Democrat seats -- or more -- at all levels of government, from schoolbard to mayor to state senator -- where the incumbent scrapes by chiefly on the strength of no one who actually reflects the sentiment of the district challenging him."

I live in a home flooded by Ida. Started having to go to supervisors meetings and planning commission meetings to figure out programs, services. What kind of sociopath wants that job? (And not from us, 5g cranks, beefs with developers cranks [complete with placards], open space cranks, we need a $5M library, we spent $3M on a community center know one uses because we have awesome YMCAs, La Fitness at 1/2 the cost)

Wife just got elected Judge of Election (i.e., runs a precinct polling place). Talked to township tax collector (elected position) who has run unopposed for as long as I've lived here (17 years). 0 candidates for auditor (do they appoint one, have whatever weirdo write in a name? the mind boggles).

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (WgWHG)

249 Well I caught the end of The Cowboys now I am going to watch Chisum.

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (CYnTg)

250 222 I still can't believe the Democrats thought that gangly dork pretending to be Hispanic was their great hope for the future of the party. Really? O'Rourke?? And Buttgag? That's your bench????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



It's believable when you remember that Dems live in a very opaque, dense bubble where 'Truth' is whatever it needs to be at the moment. Reality is unable to penetrate it. Hence, the shock when elections don't go there way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (4eKPg)

251 Van Jones doesn't pretend he isn't a communist though. I've always liked him as an analyst. I don't agree with anything he believes in, but he calls it as he sees it.

Yeah he's a fool but he is an honest fool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

252 I wouldn't be surprised if we see the pendulum swing, and the bearded gen x ers start thinking that straight-laced is cool.

It's a Sparta vibe, and its kind of happening already.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:22 PM (AwPyG)

253 Wait, are you telling me the citizens of Seattle finally got tired of hooligans stealing, harassers abusing women, hobos crapping in the streets, heroin users lying on the sidewalk, humorless harridans telling everybody what to do and ham-fisted politicians? Holy Cow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2021 02:22 PM (r5BVk)

254 I think this is a pretty nurse outfit:

https://tinyurl.com/yu5najfj
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2021


***
She looks like Heather Burns, the actress who worked in Meg Ryan's bookshop in You've Got Mail, and was also in Bewitched the movie: https://tinyurl.com/5mxew477

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:22 PM (txdEq)

255 That's really cool

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 03, 2021 02:22 PM (TeAFy)

256 206 The gamestop saga is exposing the fact that everybody in congress (save maybe a handful) are as corrupt as the day is long, and are dark-pooling stock trades based on what they decide to do with legislation. Which is so obviously corrupt that they'll need a new word to describe how corrupt it is.

They're not going to reform themselves anytime soon.
Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:16 PM (AwPyG)

There has been a stunning amount of insider trading and payola speeches alleged against the freakin' Fed members and Treasury officials in the last few months (they are looting as fast as they can before the dollar tanks). Take note: the "opposition" has not raised a single objection, and the propaganda organs keep the reports to a minimum.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:22 PM (nMx88)

257 Well I caught the end of The Cowboys now I am going to watch Chisum.
Posted by: steevy

Bruce Dern got hate mail from that movie.

Posted by: JT at November 03, 2021 02:22 PM (arJlL)

258 211 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

I was gonna say.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 03, 2021 02:17 PM

I don't have a masturbation problem! I can stop whenever I want!

But, would I rather jack off, or attend a school board meetings as a board member? That's the rub...and the school board meeting is the wrong kind. I might get a bit of schadenboner ecstasy by saying "no" and misgendering weirdos, but if it was too intense, I wouldn't want to be seen in public dipping my balls in pudding.

Posted by: Typical Moron at November 03, 2021 02:23 PM (JCZqz)

259 Are Republicans behind the disappearance of Malaysian Air Flight 370? What if Republicans have mastered the use of black holes...Are any of us safe??

Tune in and find out tonight!

Posted by: Don LeMon at November 03, 2021 02:23 PM (PUXju)

260 A rare #MeToo allegation against a retired top Chinese official has sent shock waves through China, with censors scrambling to delete even vague online references. A screenshot is circulating of what appeared to be a post late Tuesday on Chinese tennis star Peng Shuai's verified Weibo microblog, alleging that former vice premier Zhang Gaoli had sexually assaulted her before she agreed to begin a years-long affair with him. A public sexual assault allegation against a senior Chinese official is virtually unheard of in a country where officials guard their personal lives closely.

Posted by: SMOD at November 03, 2021 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

261 Bob O'Rourke is really considering (or is) running for guv in Texas.
*don't call him "beto"
that's a fake name he gave himself

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (5wi76)


Call him "Babeoso" or "Babeador" O'Rourke

(Slug or Drooler)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 02:23 PM (KbLYZ)

262 Bruce Dern got hate mail from that movie.

Yeah Laura Dern talked about how she was really hated in school because her daddy shot John Wayne. Its one of Wayne's best films, one of my favorite westerns of all time.

"may god forgive me for the men I've killed... and for the men I'm about to kill..." *side eye*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

263 Youngkin just sent the Lincoln Project a fruit basket and Thank You card. LOL

Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (2xGy+)

264 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

You ask for the impossible, ace!


[looks at watch]

I'm heading off to my bunk.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (+LCoQ)

265 https://tinyurl.com/ygqz2sfy
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (cF8AT)


The account was made in June of this year, and it's other tweets (I only see two on their page) suggest to me that it's a trolling account.

Don't know for sure, but recommend caution on that one.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (6JL3d)

266 Law and Order candidate Ann Davison (R) will defeat Police and jail abolitionist Nicole Thomas-Kennedy (D) to become the next Seattle city attorney and will succeed current city attorney Pete Holmes (D). She will become the first Republican elected in Seattle since 1989
---
Wow, seems pretty big. Hopefully, come 2024, Biden's not the only one who will have his pants full.


It is impossible to overstate how deranged Nicole Thomas-Kennedy is. Her Twitter feed was replete with her hatred of cops, and support for rioting.

She also said she would stop prosecuting misdemeanors. All misdemeanors. Just because it's part of the City Attorney's job is no reason to do it, right?

Not even Seattle would tolerate that.

Posted by: Jen Psaki! at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (I2/tG)

267 I don't have a masturbation problem! I can stop whenever I want!
================

Maybe it's not you with the masturbation problem! Maybe the world just needs a more masturbation-positive outlook!

Posted by: Madonna at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (PUXju)

268 OT. For you financial types. Just got an update from my 401k and retirement accounts since we're in open enrollment season.
My 401k personal rate of return is 39.72%
Retirement account is 9.60%

Is that good?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (RHkaC)

269
I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.


You first, boss.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (pNxlR)

270 And this is her response to the pic of Winsome with the weapon...

@ScrapbookerInGA
Replying to @randygps and @NPR

She's holding a deadly weapon. She's been brainwashed. We have work to do and until they stop helping the white power movement, we can't risk letting them vote


I know I shouldn't be shocked...twitter and all but...wow.

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (cF8AT)

271 Yeah, money's not evil, in itself. It's how you feel about it.
Love of money=false idol. No gods before me.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (AwPyG)

272
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you something. It's not blog friendly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (Ez6QX)



The odds on me remembering at the next TxMoMe are EXTREMELY slim, so you know......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

273 I think my thingy moved

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (us2H3)

274 "Not even Seattle would tolerate that."

I think Seattle is over the summer of love.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (B0mGw)

275 I remember some years ago when Zod ran for president. He did not win. *sad trombone*

Posted by: Ruthless at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (/uaBM)

276 232 Why does everybody think the Dems are completely boned from the House up to Turnip Man -- that their agenda has been torpedoed? They could double down, if they still hold the same House and Senate seats as before. Or did some Rs grab seats in one chamber or the other?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:19 PM (txdEq)

Ohio had a special election. Won by a candidate endorsed by Trump. Lateral move since the seat was held by a Republican but he did win with 58% of the vote

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (G2zl5)

277 245 TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year
Posted by: SMOD at November 03, 2021 02:21 PM (RHGPo)

Never over-promise, Frank Luntz's roommate.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (5aFbR)

278 If Lt. Gov-Elect Sears' re-election slogan isn't "Winsome More in '25" I will be unspeakably disappointed by the missed opportunity.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (OUMaO)

279 @ScrapbookerInGA
Replying to @randygps and @NPR

She's holding a deadly weapon. She's been brainwashed. We have work to do and until they stop helping the white power movement, we can't risk letting them vote


I know I shouldn't be shocked...twitter and all but...wow.
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (cF8AT)

___

Good. Let them keep thinking that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (3vQN0)

280 "A lot of on-line mocking, last night, about fox not being willing to call the race for Youngkin."

A few of the hosts were pushing for an decision. Even that tubby scrotum Brett Baer said something. They knew people were going to flame them. The rancid Democrat Martha McCallum made sure she wore red last night instead of blue. Then today she showed her real colors by having Frank Luntz show his yellow stained teeth and matching sweat stains on her show today for the first time in a long time.

Fox is not our friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2021 02:26 PM (kbvR/)

281 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.
_____

I didn't come here to be insulted.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 03, 2021 02:26 PM (HhaYz)

282
No gods before me.
Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (AwPyG)

From Goddess of the Hunt to universal godhead? Talk about a meteoric rise

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (/KPLX)

283 281

Close it down.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (3vQN0)

284 I didn't come here to be insulted.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 03, 2021


***
Where do you usually go?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (txdEq)

285 screenshot is circulating of what appeared to be a post late Tuesday on Chinese tennis star Peng Shuai's verified Weibo microblog, alleging that former vice premier Zhang Gaoli had sexually assaulted her

When I had that problem I was lucky enough to have the taxpayer funded "special fund" in the Congress to pay off my accusers! Maybe there is something China can learn from us after all!

Posted by: Joe Biden's younger self at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (PUXju)

286 I didn't come here to be insulted.

Yeah, I mean he's sitting right there!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

287 257 Well I caught the end of The Cowboys now I am going to watch Chisum.
Posted by: steevy

Bruce Dern got hate mail from that movie.
Posted by: JT



Everywhere but Berkley.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (4eKPg)

288 My 401k personal rate of return is 39.72%
Retirement account is 9.60%

Is that good?


What you need is an annuity to fix that!

Posted by: Your Friendly Annuity Salesman! at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (I2/tG)

289 167 We should be concerned about the Democratic Trump. Because he's probably going to look like AOC and talk like Bernie.

That was Obama, and they don't have another waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:10 PM (KZzsI)


It's Full Left Ahead for the Dems for the near future.

Tim Ryan, D Congressman from Ohio is an example. In late 2018, he said he was going to challenge Pelosi for Speaker, because the Party was not paying attention to everyday Americans and Pelosi was getting far too partisan. (I think he repented and dropped-out before the Speaker-ship vote.) In late 2019 he announced he was running for the Dem POTUS nomination. His announced policies and plans were only a micro-inch to the right of Bernie and Buttplug. I was astounded. It showed me the only way a Democrat could go national nowadays was to publicly go hard left.

Biden won the nomination only because Jim Clyburn turned out a huge black vote for Biden in the SC primary, and shortly afterward the Party Bosses forced and/or bribed Bernie and the others to give up so Moderate Joe would get the nomination.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (AMIL/)

290 The definition of vaccine we have posted is problematic and people are using it to claim the COVID-19 vaccine is not a vaccine based on our own definition."

2:55 PM - Nov 3, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3wf9Cf5

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2021 02:14 PM (Do5/p)


Vaccine is understood to mean almost certain immunity.

Obviously not the case with the China virus.

Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (A5DhW)

291 OT. For you financial types. Just got an update from my 401k and retirement accounts since we're in open enrollment season.
My 401k personal rate of return is 39.72%
Retirement account is 9.60%

Is that good?
==
So so. You are keeping pace with the rate of inflation.

Posted by: not actually a joke at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (JH4EG)

292 I didn't come here to be insulted.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

really

I can go anywhere and be insulted.

Posted by: Miklos Marx, better than Gummo, maybe Zeppo even at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (QzkSJ)

293 Bob O'Rourke is really considering (or is) running for guv in Texas.
*don't call him "beto"
that's a fake name he gave himself

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (5wi76)

Call him "Babeoso" or "Babeador" O'Rourke

(Slug or Drooler)
Posted by: Kindltot


Pancho Vanilla.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (RHkaC)

294 "276 232 Why does everybody think the Dems are completely boned from the House up to Turnip Man -- that their agenda has been torpedoed? They could double down, if they still hold the same House and Senate seats as before. Or did some Rs grab seats in one chamber or the other?
"
Because freshmen (D) congress critters are thinking of burrowing in (like a TICK!) and want to get reelected. Some may not have lost every last freaking bit of sense and see that going full Pelosi or AOC might be a quick trip out of town. Might need to show some 'independence.' Only so much can be 'allowed', so it gets REAL hard to corral the votes.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (WgWHG)

295 The odds on me remembering at the next TxMoMe are EXTREMELY slim, so you know......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)


Well let's just say hubs said that to me recently and I burst out laughing and totally ruined the mood.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (Ez6QX)

296 And Tucker's documentary about 1/6 is going to hit, soon. Supposedly an atom bomb."

Eh. I was watching MSNBC yesterday and they said it was all white supremacist conspiracy theory.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:11 PM (B0mGw)
*******
Watched parts 1 and 2 last night and the interview with Julie Kelly. Looking forward to part 3.

I also watched a couple of his Tucker Carlson Today episodes, the wind turbine one and the interview with Professor Dorian Abott. Both were excellent.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (NpAcC)

297 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

So all I need to do is make it to seven hours?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (SchxB)

298 No gods before me.
Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (AwPyG)

From Goddess of the Hunt to universal godhead? Talk about a meteoric rise
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021


***
All Heads Turn When the Hunt Goes By

(One of the great titles in the history of fiction)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (txdEq)

299 "TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year "

The only thing Kevin McCarthy could flip, is Frank Luntz on his stomach for a chance at the Glory Hole.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (kbvR/)

300 Remember, sometimes the seats you flip have boogers on the other side.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (KAi1n)

301 Honestly, I am guessing the number of Chinese big shots who did NOT molest or rape someone are pretty low. They have zero moral code, none whatsoever. The only thing restraining them is "will I be able to bribe my way out of this?" not "is this wrong?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

302
Vaccine is understood to mean almost certain immunity.

Obviously not the case with the China virus.
==
No You just need more boosters, one a week. No. Daily. Yeah that's the ticket.

Posted by: Fauci Liar Guy at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (8fUJD)

303 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

So all I need to do is make it to seven hours?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 03, 2021


***
That's what I said, and look what happened to me.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (txdEq)

304 I think ace is confusing us with the SEC

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (AwPyG)

305 Was his campaign song 18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses or Six Days on the Road?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (TeAFy)

306 I was thinking of running for office here with my unique "FU" campaign strategy. All questions from the press would be answered, "FU! next question!"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (TW7IF)

307 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.

No one here can win a race.

-------

So -- since I'm only able to last about two hours these days -- you're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (6KxS8)

308 Minneapolis voted against abolishing the Po-Po. Meanwhile Austin voted to defund the Po-Po.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (3vQN0)

309 >>245 TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year

It should be enough to scrub that shitstain McCarthy away like a wire brush soaked in Kaboom.

Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (2xGy+)

310 Answer to side bar:

Tim Pool was vaccinated.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7b2L9)

311
So in 2017, $24 million was spent on a state senate election in NJ 3rd district. Which has, 150,000 registered voters. That's $160 per voter, and considerably more than that per actual voter.

What makes this district such a lucrative prize? Or is the thinking senate control state-wide?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7TmcJ)

312 A few of the hosts were pushing for an decision. Even that tubby scrotum Brett Baer said something. They knew people were going to flame them. The rancid Democrat Martha McCallum made sure she wore red last night instead of blue. Then today she showed her real colors by having Frank Luntz show his yellow stained teeth and matching sweat stains on her show today for the first time in a long time.

Fox is not our friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2021 02:26 PM (kbvR/)

I activated a 30-day trial of FOX NATION on my Roku to watch Tucker's 1/6 documentary (first episode "meh," second great). It was the first time I had watched Fox since 11/3/20. Good Lord it is awful. As soon as I watch the third and final Tucker 1/6 special, I'll deactivate the trial subscription. Wouldn't want to die and have people think I watched that horseshit normally.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:31 PM (nMx88)

313 TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year "
==
So. Deep state still runnin' it. Ain't nuthin changed in our direction since WWII ended.

Posted by: Wish I was joking at November 03, 2021 02:31 PM (EJ8Nn)

314 Its a sham I haven't heard of him until today. I'm not in his district but would have dropped a few coins in his cup.

Now back to rigorous non-stop masturbation.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 03, 2021 02:31 PM (u6xw0)

315 @298

a spooky story! :0

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:31 PM (AwPyG)

316 306 I was thinking of running for office here with my unique "FU" campaign strategy. All questions from the press would be answered, "FU! next question!"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (TW7IF)

--------

Trump should have adopted that strategy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 03, 2021 02:31 PM (6KxS8)

317
Vaccine is understood to mean almost certain immunity.

Obviously not the case with the China virus.

Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM


Wife just showed me a FB meme of building labeled "Vaccination" with two doors, entrance and exit, with a circular line of people connecting the two. In, jab, out, back in line.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (dQvv7)

318
The important thing to remember is that the Party represents only itself.

Democrat voters are no better served by their members of the political scum-class than we are by ours.

Anyone who represents anybody aside from the Party will be an outsider and a radical. Definitionally.

It stands to reason that we hill hate the Left's outsiders and radicals, as much as we may love our own. The entire country is cracking apart. This is all natural.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (/KPLX)

319 310 Answer to side bar:

Tim Pool was vaccinated.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7b2L9)

But I thought the vax would stop people from getting sick!

Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (5aFbR)

320 This is evidence of a wave type change. The guy put in the leg work (literally) to go knock on doors and meet people and get his name out there, but he was up against a powerful incumbent juggernaut and had no business collecting more than a quarter of the votes. He either won or got damn close, and that should be terrifying incumbents and policy-setters in the Party. He couldn't get this outcome without a whole lot of anger, contempt and resentment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

321 310 Answer to side bar:

Tim Pool was vaccinated.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7b2L

I am as vaccinated against Covid as someone that got their shots six months ago.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (G2zl5)

322 Newsmax chyron says Biden has something to say soon about last night.

I bet his patience is REALLY wearing thin now...

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (mbFEM)

323 306 I was thinking of running for office here with my unique "FU" campaign strategy. All questions from the press would be answered, "FU! next question!"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 03, 2021 02:29 PM (TW7IF)
---
Though he was probably a scumbag, I think Honore's 'You are stuck on stupid' was a good start.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (WgWHG)

324 "TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year "

61. Someone please tell McCarthy we're targeting his seat.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (kbvR/)

325 So in 2017, $24 million was spent on a state senate election in NJ 3rd district. Which has, 150,000 registered voters. That's $160 per voter, and considerably more than that per actual voter.

What makes this district such a lucrative prize? Or is the thinking senate control state-wide?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2021


***
We've gotta find that one voter Durr bought with his $153!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (txdEq)

326 237 Biden will announce that the election proves we need more CRT, vaccine mandates and climate change legislation.

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:20 PM (CYnTg)


Biden will claim Youngkin will turn all Virginia public schools into boys-only KKK training camps.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (AMIL/)

327 Honestly, I am guessing the number of Chinese big shots who did NOT molest or rape someone are pretty low. They have zero moral code, none whatsoever.

I remember when Gary Locke (Chinese-American) was Ambassador to China.

The Chinese media was agog that he carried his own bags through the airport - no Chinese official would ever do that.

The CCP had to send out a directive telling the media to stop giving Locke favorable coverage.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (I2/tG)

328 ZH says he is trailing by 3000 votes. Because Sweeney might be a progressive douche, but he is our progressive douche.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (zGiu0)

329

"He also points out that South Jersey is a conservative area (witness the red in the maps for voting for Ciatterelli) and it's just silly that they're electing a liberal Democrat every year."

Well acquainted with the area. Lots of farmland, it is very conservative. Beautiful area.

But, there are a few pockets down there that are somehow really over-run with crime, Millville for one.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (4WPW/)

330 Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge -- I just followed someone on the twats that might be you. Can you confirm or deny this?

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (mZUr4)

331 I keep hitting refresh at nj.com but it looks kinda bad right now, Murphy up by about 15,000. Unless someone did some obvious and catchable shenanigans, not gonna happen.

But talk about voter apathy? Only 1,200,000 republicans in the state with the highest taxes in the country? Maybe they get what they deserve.
======

NJ residents can enjoy their lockdowns, forced vaccinations and unending COVID hell.

I feel sorry for any decent people living there.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (IytoW)

332 Answer to side bar:

Tim Pool was vaccinated.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7b2L9)

But I thought the vax would stop people from getting sick!
==
His wrong political thought weakened his immune system. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Fauci Liar Guy at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (JH4EG)

333 @WayneDupreeShow 2m

BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick - The Mirror


But that's like...slavery.

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (cF8AT)

334 So so. You are keeping pace with the rate of inflation.
Posted by: not actually a joke


Ok. Thanks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2021 02:33 PM (RHkaC)

335
Tim Pool was vaccinated.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7b2L9)

But I thought the vax would stop people from getting sick!
Posted by: Thrawn


But I thought the vax would at least alleviate the symptoms!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (5wi76)

336 Ergo, anyone who can get 32,000 or more votes can win.

Excellent analysis and probably a more common pattern than we know, in many races.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

It is exactly how the Leftists running AOC got her in. The campaign manager got co-opted into the Dem machine after that so the insurgency of toppling the old corrupt Dems was put on hold, and AOC is clever enough not to make too many waves.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (eoQWY)

337 Final results:

Durr - 52%
Sweeney - 48%

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (7b2L9)

338 What was the definition of glowie again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

339 Tim Pool was vaccinated.

Pool is a skateboarding fence sitting douche nozzle. I can't stand that guy.

Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (2xGy+)

340 Biden won the nomination only because Jim Clyburn turned out a huge black vote for Biden in the SC primary, and shortly afterward the Party Bosses forced and/or bribed Bernie and the others to give up so Moderate Joe would get the nomination.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:27 PM (AMIL/)

McAuliffe's loss last night marks more than the end of the Clinton Abomination. It marks the end of White Democrats outside of the furthest Left enclaves.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (nMx88)

341 >293 Bob O'Rourke is really considering (or is) running for guv in Texas.
*don't call him "beto"
that's a fake name he gave himself

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:12 PM (5wi76)

Let's Go Beto!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (NgqoH)

342 Newsmax chyron says Biden has something to say soon about last night.

I bet his patience is REALLY wearing thin now...
Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2021 02:32

Shrieking and shitting

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (TeAFy)

343
BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick - The Mirror

I don't believe this.

Who is this "NFL chief??"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (5wi76)

344 "TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year "

Flip the sixty seats, plus take out the ten Republican traitors who voted to impeach Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (I2/tG)

345 Awesome ad by Durr.

Trump Made Genuineness Great Again ... in politics, and other arenas as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (6KxS8)

346 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick - The Mirror

Why the hell would anyone do that? He was benched back in his prime, three years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

347 310 Answer to side bar:

Tim Pool was vaccinated.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7b2L

I am as vaccinated against Covid as someone that got their shots six months ago.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (G2zl5)

Just wait until they change what 'vaccinated' means!

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

348 This warms my cold, black heart.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 03, 2021 02:36 PM (II3Gr)

349 "I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind. "


Is that one time or every day? I could do one time, maybe.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at November 03, 2021 02:36 PM (MxEKc)

350 @320

similar story with Dave Brat beating Cantor, and when Margaret Thatcher won her first gig.

They had little money, but went door to door, and talked to people. And there was a growing sense that the incumbent didn't care about them, in each of these cases.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:36 PM (AwPyG)

351 O/T, spooky AI is spooky and I don't like it but it does have its conveniences. I was just working with a customer that spoke only Spanish, and we lost our interpreter. It was slower and more cumbersome, but I was able to use text chat with him by running everything through Google Translate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

352 252 I wouldn't be surprised if we see the pendulum swing, and the bearded gen x ers start thinking that straight-laced is cool.

It's a Sparta vibe, and its kind of happening already.
Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:22 PM

They seem to be in the forefront of the "Let's Go Brandon" craze, so it seems pretty likely that the counterrevolution is on. Not sure if "straight-laced" would describe them, though.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (rbKZ6)

353 This should send Nazi Pelosi's demon horde into a frenzy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (TeAFy)

354 Re Tim Pool: roundheaded guys should not wear a beanie, much less the same [style and color] one every live long day.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (4I/2K)

355 And there was a growing sense that the incumbent didn't care about them, in each of these cases.

Everybody knows the incumbent doesn't care about them, but they keep voting for the name they know anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

356 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin
==
Rodger Goodell. Has any man ever taken such good luck and turned it into sh!+ in the history of the world?

Posted by: I know right? at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (AMQsb)

357 309 >>245 TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year

It should be enough to scrub that shitstain McCarthy away like a wire brush soaked in Kaboom.

Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (2xGy+)

--------

Can you say Mr. Speaker Trump?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (6KxS8)

358
Why the hell would anyone do that? He was benched back in his prime, three years ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

Because the NFL is a business, and the business is entertainment, with athletics as a means-of-delivery. Their executives in the League have decided Kaepernick is worth something as an asset to the business, and it has nothing to do with his lousy stats.

Now, I'm not saying they're right, just that it's their calculation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (/KPLX)

359 Because freshmen (D) congress critters are thinking of burrowing in (like a TICK!) and want to get reelected. Some may not have lost every last freaking bit of sense and see that going full Pelosi or AOC might be a quick trip out of town. Might need to show some 'independence.' Only so much can be 'allowed', so it gets REAL hard to corral the votes.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (WgWHG)

The fun part of the congressional talks will be when they decide whether to get rid of SALT. The blue state libs want to get rid of it ASAP, but the 'moderate' Dems would be the beneficiaries of the wealthy people that flee the blue state for the lower-tax one.

Will the moderates really want to take the bullet for the libs that would never get voted out?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (wra3C)

360 People just don't understand the build back better plan. They will be made to understand it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (zGiu0)

361
Tim Poo makes mad $$ off his videos, but he also does livestreams on Fridays.

Roughly 35K people watch his livestreams, with many sending "superchats" for $20, $50, $100, and more, in the hopes Tim will read their comments.

And some of the comments are "Yeah, Tim, great show as always!"

We live in Clown World.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (5wi76)

362 153 a Truck Driver Who Spent $153.00 On His Campaign

She says his main form of advertising was driving around the district speaking to voters.

So if he had run last year, with the pre-Biden gas prices, he would have won with about $60 in campaign spending?
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2021 02:08 PM (P1f+c)

; )

Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (fVJPF)

363 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row

More than four hours is not recommended; you may wish to seek medical attention.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (OPSRK)

364 Answer to side bar:

Tim Pool was vaccinated.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM (7b2L

I am as vaccinated against Covid as someone that got their shots six months ago.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (G2zl5)

Just wait until they change what 'vaccinated' means!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (eoQWY)


Ummmm...
https://tinyurl.com/24df6yb2

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (mZUr4)

365 Youngkin just sent the Lincoln Project a fruit basket and Thank You card. LOL
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (2xGy+)


Politics has moved from the age of acrimonious dispute, through the age of political hitpieces, and into the modern world of Memewars!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (KbLYZ)

366 "Peng Shuai said in a long post on Weibo that she and Zhang Gaoli had known each other more than 10 years ago and had sex with Zhang Gaoli's wife 7 years ago, still with the consent of Zhang Gaoli's wife."


Some translation mistakes may have been made there.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (Bpwyi)

367 343
BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick - The Mirror

I don't believe this.

Who is this "NFL chief??"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (5wi76)

Iron Eyes Cody. He shed a tear about it.

Posted by: Roy at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (h4ai5)

368 @346

Interesting that they're still beating the Kaepernick dead horse.

And how sweet was it, when baseball commissioner was drowned out by boos, when he was giving his little speech-ette at the trophy ceremony?

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (AwPyG)

369 But I thought the vax would stop people from getting sick!
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2021

No. Not sick. Terribly sick

Yet Tim Pool was as sick as he's ever been.

I've posted several times they want us dead. Not quite right.

They want to keep getting that insider info that makes them rich. All while on an Ivermectin protocol.

Posted by: Golfman at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (L7+KX)

370 so the Dems are doubling down on Americans are racist. amazing.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (hV9ir)

371 320 This is evidence of a wave type change. The guy put in the leg work (literally) to go knock on doors and meet people and get his name out there, but he was up against a powerful incumbent juggernaut and had no business collecting more than a quarter of the votes. He either won or got damn close, and that should be terrifying incumbents and policy-setters in the Party. He couldn't get this outcome without a whole lot of anger, contempt and resentment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

There were feints briefly made to make it more difficult to collect small contributions on line after 2016, as you may recall. Those efforts may intensify now along with "fortifying elections."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (nMx88)

372 Newsmax chyron says Biden has something to say soon about last night.

I bet his patience is REALLY wearing thin now...
Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2021 02:32 PM (mbFEM
====================

America, I blame you!

White Supremacists won last night. People in klan robes were seen at polling locations all over Virginia. Russia conspired with New Jersey Republicans. China has a Youngkin pee tape.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (PUXju)

373 "TheHill: GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year "

Then we can repeal Obamacare.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (B0mGw)

374 Re Tim Pool: roundheaded guys should not wear a beanie, much less the same [style and color] one every live long day.

Yeah but its a brand thing. There are zillions of people on youtube doing videos and you need something to be memorable and stand out. For him, its the stocking cap.

And I've been waiting for young people to finally grasp that being straight laced and conservative is the new cool that shocks the squares, but it keeps not happening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

375 But I thought the vax would at least alleviate the symptoms!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (5wi76)

As any witch doctor knows, you can always claim it would have been totes worse without the vax.

I was a bit disgusted with Tim when he said after the Covid broke after a few nights if he needed to use the Invermectin too because he was afraid of what ppl might say about horse medicine. And after all that time saying to follow doctor's orders too. Ok, he might not have been thinking straight, but still.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (eoQWY)

376 346 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick - The Mirror

Why the hell would anyone do that? He was benched back in his prime, three years ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM

This is absolutely hilarious! Goodell must think that the Babylon Bee has run out of material on this subject!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (rbKZ6)

377 Re Tim Pool: roundheaded guys should not wear a beanie, much less the same [style and color] one every live long day.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (4I/2K)

Stan Marsh glares.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (xPJvm)

378 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin

You first.

Posted by: Any Sane NFL Team! at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (I2/tG)

379 "Interesting that they're still beating the Kaepernick dead horse."

I'm betting they're all about to drink a big glass of STFU. They will fade to silence for the next several months without admitting failure.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (B0mGw)

380 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick - The Mirror

I don't believe this.

Who is this "NFL chief??"

Posted by: Soothsayer


Chief Prairie Crab Dip

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (RHkaC)

381 so the Dems are doubling down on Americans are racist. amazing.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

They play the cards they've double dealt themselves. It's all they got.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 02:40 PM (mD/uy)

382 "I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind."

It's this high brow writing style that keeps me coming back.

Posted by: Lurky McLukface at November 03, 2021 02:40 PM (A8pUQ)

383 we have a NFL chief? what happened to the commissioner?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 03, 2021 02:40 PM (hV9ir)

384 NFL chief urges franchises to put Kaepernick back in chains.

Posted by: Roy at November 03, 2021 02:40 PM (h4ai5)

385 Someone in Pool's studio wasn't vaccinated. It is clear.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 02:40 PM (zGiu0)

386 A favorite Sci-fi but haven't seen it in forever with Bruce Durn is Silent Running, I think he was a excellent bad guy in The Cowboys

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2021 02:40 PM (2JoB8)

387 But I thought the vax would stop people from getting sick!

That was the theory. It won't protect you from getting sick, it just will train your body to not overreact to the virus, thus keeping you from getting AS sick. But it does not seem to be working that way for a lot of people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

388 People just don't understand the build back better plan. They will be made to understand it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (zGiu0)

Same as for the wonders of mandating leaky, injurious, 'vaccines.'

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (4I/2K)

389
Everybody knows the incumbent doesn't care about them, but they keep voting for the name they know anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

Of course - anybody with eyes can see their local politician is far from caring about them.

They vote for Candidate X, no matter how predatory he is, because this is a matter of faith, not reason. They picked their political church, and they'll show up on Tuesdays.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (/KPLX)

390 O/T, spooky AI is spooky and I don't like it but it does have its conveniences. I was just working with a customer that spoke only Spanish, and we lost our interpreter. It was slower and more cumbersome, but I was able to use text chat with him by running everything through Google Translate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM


En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (MeeYz)

391 So what does throwing a very white, very toxic pos out of office have to do with racism?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (TeAFy)

392 Durr is still ahead?

To the Fatmobile!!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (clQBz)

393 A favorite Sci-fi but haven't seen it in forever with Bruce Durn is Silent Running, I think he was a excellent bad guy in The Cowboys
Posted by: Skip

Durn was terrific in Silent Running.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (mD/uy)

394 money is the root of all evil

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 03, 2021 02:15 PM

love of money

1 Timothy 6:10
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


People that lust after power are the fulmination of evil. Give me a con-man any day of the week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 02:41 PM (1t5dY)

395 Just went to hot air to see what allahpundit had to say about VA. Oddly enough I don't see any posts from him since yesterday. Vacation I'm guessing.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (2NHgQ)

396 Kaperdick doesn't even want to play anymore.

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (CYnTg)

397 I will sign him to a 1 year $1 contract. With a $5 million bonus if he keeps his fucking mouth shut and just plays the game.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (zGiu0)

398 356 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin
==
Rodger Goodell. Has any man ever taken such good luck and turned it into sh!+ in the history of the world?

Posted by: I know right? at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (AMQsb)


Any owner who considers signing KaperProg is a fool if he does not demand the NFL Main Office itself pay him back for KaperProgs full salary and any bonuses.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (AMIL/)

399 A favorite Sci-fi but haven't seen it in forever with Bruce Durn is Silent Running

I liked it when I saw it in my early 20s but I am guessing that it does not hold up well, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

400 Answer to side bar:

Tim Pool was vaccinated.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:30 PM



Further answer to the answer to side bar:

Tim Pool is a pussy who makes a living by getting attention.

Posted by: Hands at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (786Ro)

401 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick - The Mirror

Why the hell would anyone do that? He was benched back in his prime, three years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

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"Come on, man! Reparations have to start somewhere ... it might as well be for a half-white, layabout, grievance-mongering, race-hustling multi-millionaire ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (6KxS8)

402 I like the name Pancho Vanilla. Also, he is NOT attractive. Any woman who thinks that fey advertisement for orthodontia is attractive must be on birth control pills.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (8548M)

403 Because the NFL is a business, and the business is entertainment, with athletics as a means-of-delivery. Their executives in the League have decided Kaepernick is worth something as an asset to the business, and it has nothing to do with his lousy stats.

Now, I'm not saying they're right, just that it's their calculation.
==
Let's say that's what they are thinking. Then they need to put together another team, like the Washington Generals -- that team the Harlem Globetrotters played every game. Losers, patsies, a strawman team that is made to take a beating. They should just go ahead and embrace their inner big time wrestling federation and let the suck flow. Cuz its a fcukin joke already.

Posted by: I know right? at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (1q6Cr)

404 Dern, not Durn.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (AMIL/)

405 "But I thought the vax would at least alleviate the symptoms! "


Only if you have the latest booster. And wear a mask.

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (MxEKc)

406 I up to 1 hour, only 5 more hours to go!

Best not to be fapping this Sunday when DST ends, would have to go at it for 7 hours then.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (w9Wax)

407 Tim Poo makes mad $$ off his videos, but he also does livestreams on Fridays.

Roughly 35K people watch his livestreams, with many sending "superchats" for $20, $50, $100, and more, in the hopes Tim will read their comments.

And some of the comments are "Yeah, Tim, great show as always!"

We live in Clown World.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (5wi76)

It's not my bag, but he gives out a lot of honest information and if ppl appreciate it, it keeps him from being bought out by the puppet masters. Some of his trimming is to keep from being banned/cancelled by the more left part of the audience.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (eoQWY)

408 Kaperdick doesn't even want to play anymore.


That is fine. I didn't want to play your stupid ol game anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (zGiu0)

409 @ScrapbookerInGA
Replying to @randygps and @NPR

She's holding a deadly weapon. She's been brainwashed. We have work to do and until they stop helping the white power movement, we can't risk letting them vote

--

"We can't risk letting them vote..."

What's that supposed to mean? Sounds like voter suppression accusations are always being lobbed at Republicans and landing smack dab in the middle of their own party. These are sick, highly delusional people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (sVtYq)

410 I was just working with a customer that spoke only Spanish, and we lost our interpreter.

He'll be in the last place you look.

Posted by: helpful advice at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)

411 Bruce Dern always was good. Especially playing bad guys and psychos.

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (CYnTg)

412 And I've been waiting for young people to finally grasp that being straight laced and conservative is the new cool that shocks the squares, but it keeps not happening.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

I've been waiting for young Men to do some reading up on the REAL lives of the guys who founded this Nation... and what FREAKS some of them were.

Hell, the revolution pretty much started in a Bar, which was a well known hangout for smugglers.

And don't even get me started on my favorite Founder, Ben Franklin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (oHd/0)

413 I wonder what he spent $153 on. Domain name and web site?

Posted by: f'd at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (Tnijr)

414

And NJ tomatoes are the best.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (4WPW/)

415 @387 If that was the theory, then it is not a vaccine. Under that theory, chicken soup is a vaccine.

Which is why emails have emerged from the CDC, saying that the vaccine definition on their website is "problematic," and the definition was then changed.

Interesting, to see all those people with a "more mild" case of polio, over the past 70 years.

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:44 PM (AwPyG)

416 People that lust after power are the fulmination of evil.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And residents of the lowest circle of Hell (Treachery) according to Dante.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 02:44 PM (mD/uy)

417 Test

Posted by: Rob Manfred at November 03, 2021 02:44 PM (ZxV1A)

418 @ScrapbookerInGA Replying to @randygps and @NPR
She's holding a deadly weapon. She's been brainwashed. We have work to do and until they stop helping the white power movement, we can't risk letting them vote ...
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (cF8AT)
+++
That's really something. The madness, bigotry, infantalization and tyranny is pretty breathtaking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

419 NFL with or without Kaperdick isn't going to get me back.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (2JoB8)

420 Further answer to the answer to side bar:

Tim Pool is a pussy who makes a living by getting attention.

This.

Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (2xGy+)

421 Someone in Pool's studio wasn't vaccinated. It is clear.
==
Pool had unvaccinated cats.

Mandatory pet vaccinations coming soon!!!!

Posted by: Fauci Liar Guy at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (EJ8Nn)

422 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin

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nah dude, let's ban the noofle, it's slavery. Colin would be happier that way. Unless you're saying colin is pro-slavery and you aren't saying that, are you

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (ZZK0E)

423 Soon the media will fact check it and say he actually spent more like $223.95 so he is a liar...

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (CYnTg)

424 I wonder what he spent $153 on.

Seven visits to town plus tax.

Hey! It could happen!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (mD/uy)

425
Incidentally, Youtube skims 30% off the top of "superchats."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (5wi76)

426 She says his main form of advertising was driving around the district speaking to voters.


**

This is white supremacy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (4NtyV)

427 Bruce Dern always was good. Especially playing bad guys and psychos.

He was funny in Support Your Local Sheriff too, but didn't get a lot of comedy roles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

428 @409

Lib prime directive: "People shouldn't be able to decide things for themselves, because we know best."

Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (AwPyG)

429 "Mandatory pet vaccinations coming soon!!!!"

I'll add them to the list of mandates I'm worried about.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (B0mGw)

430 Youngkin just sent the Lincoln Project a fruit basket and Thank You card. LOL
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM (2xGy+)

Send them fatasses cake & donuts. They have no understanding of fruit.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (aQ25I)

431 If you want to know what happened to NJ Republicans, you can find them in SC, complaining about the local pizza.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (L9P9s)

432 Everybody knows the incumbent doesn't care about them, but they keep voting for the name they know anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

When I lived in Chicago in the 90s, the first GOPer I could vote for was US Senator. No local offices, No state rep, No US congressman. All races were uncontested.

It would be worth 153 dollars for the GOP to contest every race.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

433 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.
No one here can win a race.


Whelp, we've disappointed ace yet again.

This is why we can't have nice things, like bats in the Cafe.

Master your domains, people!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (MeeYz)

434 And I've been waiting for young people to finally grasp that being straight laced and conservative is the new cool that shocks the squares, but it keeps not happening.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI)
++++
For a long, long time now.
Allan Sherman - The Rebel:
https://youtu.be/63ZV3Okt3gw

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (DU+/6)

435 This is evidence of a wave type change. The guy put in the leg work (literally) to go knock on doors and meet people and get his name out there, but he was up against a powerful incumbent juggernaut and had no business collecting more than a quarter of the votes. He either won or got damn close, and that should be terrifying incumbents and policy-setters in the Party. He couldn't get this outcome without a whole lot of anger, contempt and resentment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



Or, now the Dems are on notice that this sort of electoral sneak win could actually cost them some power. Just like Trump surprisingly winning in 2016. They will start devising plans of action to try and ensure that Durn doesn't happen again elsewhere.

Posted by: Hands at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (786Ro)

436 Pool had unvaccinated cats.

Mandatory pet vaccinations coming soon!!!!
Posted by: Fauci Liar Guy

I've received all the shots for my pussy!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (mD/uy)

437 oh I just found out ATL won the WS.

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (DJFLF)

438 What was the definition of glowie again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI)


Hopefully it will one day go back to the old meaning of "the thing that ignites diesel"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (KbLYZ)

439 Expect Antifa to riot soon. Expect them to be mowed down in the streets. It will be glorious.

Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (2xGy+)

440

nOOd

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (5wi76)

441 I was a bit disgusted with Tim when he said after the Covid broke after a few nights if he needed to use the Invermectin too because he was afraid of what ppl might say about horse medicine. And after all that time saying to follow doctor's orders too. Ok, he might not have been thinking straight, but still.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (eoQWY)


I don't think I've been able to sit through more than a handful of Tim's videos. Somehow he manages to expand 5 minutes of info into 20+ every single time. I always bail after 5 when he starts repeating himself.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (wAnMi)

442 Why the hell would anyone do that? He was benched back in his prime, three years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

I hope someone will. Maybe some conservative owner will offer him a spot just to allow Krapperdick to shit himself.

Only Krapperdick knows and would want Elebenty billion dollars

Posted by: Golfman at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (L7+KX)

443 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin

**

Didn't he no-sh*t schedule a high-profile work out so teams could come and watch and no one wanted him but the team representatives asked about the nobody he was throwing the football to?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (4NtyV)

444 A favorite Sci-fi but haven't seen it in forever with Bruce Durn is Silent Running, I think he was a excellent bad guy in The Cowboys
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2021


***
Haven't seen SR since it was new in the late '60s or thereabouts. As I recall, it focuses on what was then new and hot, the "ecology" movement. (Weird to think that prior to 1970 and the invention of "Earth Day," the word "ecology" was only something you heard about in high school biology class.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (txdEq)

445 Did Lincoln Project endorse Durn's opponent.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (TeAFy)

446 395 Just went to hot air to see what allahpundit had to say about VA. Oddly enough I don't see any posts from him since yesterday. Vacation I'm guessing.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 03, 2021 02:42 PM (2NHgQ)

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On suicide watch with Cap'n Bill and the rest of the cuckshed navel crew ... looking for silver linings, the same way Fauci was looking for HIV in the San Francisco bathhouses.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (6KxS8)

447 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (khAeP)

448 Pool had unvaccinated cats.

Mandatory pet vaccinations coming soon!!!!
Posted by: Fauci Liar Guy

I've received all the shots for my pussy!
Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (mD/uy)


Sandboxes are giant petri dishes.

With poop.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (wAnMi)

449 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row. Which-- nevermind.
No one here can win a race.

I'm out! Not a Master of My Domain.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (4I/2K)

450 411 Bruce Dern always was good. Especially playing bad guys and psychos.

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (CYnTg)


He did a good job playing a no good dirty sneaking weasel slimy pole cat in "Hang 'em High."

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (AMIL/)

451 Good for this guy, hopefully, we can pull out the W in NJ. But also very important, you guys, is that someone actually pooled together time and effort to run actual non-commies for school boards, see the instapundit link.

that's just as good...sort of as good at least...as winning VA.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 03, 2021 02:48 PM (ZZK0E)

452 Youngkin just sent the Lincoln Project a fruit basket and Thank You card. LOL
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 03, 2021 02:24 PM



As a Strip-O-Gram delivered by a strapping young intern.

Posted by: Hands at November 03, 2021 02:48 PM (786Ro)

453 I keep telling people that if they want to fight the man, if they want to rebel against the norm, if they want to shock their parents, then the solution is this:

1) Dress nice
2) Go to Church
3) Get a job and work hard
4) Stop swearing in public and treat people politely
5) Don't sleep with everything like you're an alleycat
6) Vote Republican

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2021 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

454 Nood.

It's bold.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2021 02:48 PM (MK1zk)

455 Wow! Some of the shit people say on twitter...

https://tinyurl.com/ygqz2sfy
Posted by: Tami
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Please tell me that was sarcasm

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 03, 2021 02:48 PM (5p7BC)

456 The fun part of the congressional talks will be when they decide whether to get rid of SALT. The blue state libs want to get rid of it ASAP, but the 'moderate' Dems would be the beneficiaries of the wealthy people that flee the blue state for the lower-tax one.

Will the moderates really want to take the bullet for the libs that would never get voted out?
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OTOH, the thinking might be 'if we give it back to them, maybe they'll stay in CA/IL/NY and stop f'ing up my AZ/NM/CO/ ...'

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 03, 2021 02:48 PM (WgWHG)

457 Re Tim Pool: roundheaded guys should not wear a beanie, much less the same [style and color] one every live long day.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM (4I/2K)

Stan Marsh glares.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (xPJvm)
*********
Why are people ripping on Tim Pool for this? I mean there are plenty of times I don't agree with Tim Pool, but isn't he just reporting back about what he felt.
I'm vaccinated, but don't support the mandate.
If I get Covid I'd probably report my symptoms here, but would never tell anyone they must get vaccinated. Is that what he's doing?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2021 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

458 BREAKING: NFL chief urges franchises to sign controversial quarterback Colin

You first.
Posted by: Any Sane NFL Team! at November 03, 2021 02:39 PM (I2/tG)

NFL virtue signalling again. They know that no team will do anything, and if they tried CK would refuse to try out like he did the last time.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:49 PM (eoQWY)

459
I don't think I've been able to sit through more than a handful of Tim's videos. Somehow he manages to expand 5 minutes of info into 20+ every single time. I always bail after 5 when he starts repeating himself.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (wAnMi)

It's how YouTube works. You have to keep it going (and people watching it) for a certain amount of time to get monetized.

Pay attention, and you'll notice it everywhere. If you look up a video that shows how a shoe is tied, the host will expound for twenty minutes about the nature of modern textiles used in shoelaces.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:49 PM (/KPLX)

460 , but I was able to use text chat with him by running everything through Google Translate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:37 PM

...

So he actually *wanted* a hovercraft full of eels?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2021 02:50 PM (z9npv)

461 Yay me. Just picked up two Binax Now Nasal Test Kits from Security. Should cover me until December.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2021 02:50 PM (RHkaC)

462 This is a short Jordan Peterson video, but seemed a bit out of character to me:

https://youtu.be/PcM3Y8kACo4

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 03, 2021 02:51 PM (5HBd1)

463 FWIW, OT...

Toad the Wet Sprocket just dropped a new music video. So, it's just like 1993-94 all over again. Where's our neo-newt?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 03, 2021 02:51 PM (ZZK0E)

464 Now the word is that Biden is going to talk about vaccines for kids. I guess election is down the memory hole.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 03, 2021 02:52 PM (dQvv7)

465 A saucy GM would sign Kapperdick to a contract and payoff the offensive line to "take a knee" every offensive play he's in at QB.

For justice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2021 02:53 PM (BFigT)

466 Now the word is that Biden is going to talk about vaccines for kids. I guess election is down the memory hole.
==
So how many shots a year?

Posted by: First question at November 03, 2021 02:53 PM (+ZbP9)

467 @ScrapbookerInGA Replying to @randygps and @NPR
She's holding a deadly weapon. She's been brainwashed. We have work to do and until they stop helping the white power movement, we can't risk letting them vote ...
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2021 02:25 PM (cF8AT)
+++
That's really something. The madness, bigotry, infantalization and tyranny is pretty breathtaking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2021 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

You are surprised? I was just a young teen when I found you couldn't discuss anything with a liberal without them bringing up death camps in the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:53 PM (eoQWY)

468
I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row.


Hey, "Leatherdick" isn't just a nickname. It's a calling.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2021 02:53 PM (n+4am)

469 Go see nood then run to store

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2021 02:54 PM (2JoB8)

470 I don't think I've been able to sit through more than a handful of Tim's videos. Somehow he manages to expand 5 minutes of info into 20+ every single time. I always bail after 5 when he starts repeating himself.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 03, 2021 02:46 PM (wAnMi)


The one with Alex Jones and Micheal Malice was pretty good, mostly because Pool was pretty much hunched up in a corner not speaking

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 02:54 PM (KbLYZ)

471
Well let's just say hubs said that to me recently and I burst out laughing and totally ruined the mood.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 02:28 PM (Ez6QX)


LMMFAO!

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

472 Since the vaccine didn't work in adults, let's try it on kids! - anthony fauci

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2021 02:54 PM (r5BVk)

473 It's how YouTube works. You have to keep it going (and people watching it) for a certain amount of time to get monetized.

Pay attention, and you'll notice it everywhere. If you look up a video that shows how a shoe is tied, the host will expound for twenty minutes about the nature of modern textiles used in shoelaces.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 02:49 PM (/KPLX)

The Longman, Mauler, regularly has 10+ hour chat sessions published. Sometimes one of the guests nods off for a few hours on the air.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:55 PM (eoQWY)

474 Now the word is that Biden is going to talk about vaccines for kids. I guess election is down the memory hole.
==
So how many shots a year?
Posted by: First question at November 03, 2021 02:53 PM (+ZbP9)

Is there a rash of kids getting sick or dying from this?

Then why bother?

Posted by: New Jersey at November 03, 2021 02:55 PM (mR6Gs)

475 My county GOP party chair refuses to run anyone against Dem state legislators and senators. I asked him why and he said give me some names. I said ain't that your job?; he said no and hung up.

Posted by: 650 at November 03, 2021 02:55 PM (9VRmO)

476 I bet half the people reading this site could win a race. If you could stop masturbating for like six hours in a row.
==
TBF, half the people reading this site right now are actively masturbating, the other half just finished and are in a refractory period.

Posted by: Its funny because its true at November 03, 2021 02:55 PM (JH4EG)

477 Since the vaccine didn't work in adults, let's try it on kids! - anthony fauci
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2021 02:54 PM (r5BVk)

Can someone please put this guy out of our misery?

Posted by: New Jersey at November 03, 2021 02:56 PM (mR6Gs)

478 Now the word is that Biden is going to talk about vaccines for kids. I guess election is down the memory hole.
==
So how many shots a year?
Posted by: First question at November 03, 2021 02:53 PM (+ZbP9)

Is there a rash of kids getting sick or dying from this?

Then why bother?
==
the usual reason. Money for nuthin'.

Posted by: First question at November 03, 2021 02:56 PM (frSMg)

479 Bruce Dern always was good. Especially playing bad guys and psychos.

Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2021 02:43 PM (CYnTg)


He did a good job playing a no good dirty sneaking weasel slimy pole cat in "Hang 'em High."
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 02:47 PM (AMIL/)

I remember a commercial for some item showing a young lass in a nice dress on a date when a Bruce Dern look alike holds her chair. Our whole Family was crying "Run lady! He's a psycho!!"

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2021 02:57 PM (eoQWY)

480 "may god forgive me for the men I've killed... and for the men I'm about to kill..." *side eye*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I love that movie. I wanted to kill bruce durn.

Posted by: Infidel at November 03, 2021 02:58 PM (QC3yT)

481 Bruce Dern was his best in Middle Aged Crazy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2021 03:00 PM (r5BVk)

482 You from Joisey?
Yeah, I'm from Joisey.
Really? What exit?

Posted by: Anyone from New Jersey at November 03, 2021 03:14 PM (HT/1U)

483 337 Final results:

Durr - 52%
Sweeney - 48%
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2021 02:34 PM (7b2L9)

Link?
I'm seeing retractions of those numbers.

Posted by: m at November 03, 2021 03:18 PM (fVJPF)

484 3-D chess for NJ? That's as close to Qtard I can get.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the anti-DOTE at November 03, 2021 03:25 PM (hlxe7)

485 Who is AtC? And what did she post?

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 03, 2021 04:46 PM (RP+Jx)

486 Because Truck Drivers are Real Men more then two Losers(Obama and Biden)who ride on Bicycles wearing those stupid Pee Pot Helmets

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 03, 2021 05:19 PM (wGqjj)

487 Bruce Dern was great in Middle Age Crazy. Also Ann-Margaret

40 years ago!

Posted by: free tibet at November 03, 2021 05:46 PM (eRc8h)

488 well, hell. two HOURS late

Posted by: free tibet at November 03, 2021 05:47 PM (eRc8h)

489 Amazing that he won but I see the Lefturds pulled the 2020 again in Essez county. I'm shocked, shocked I say.

Time to water the tree of liberty with tyrants. Let's start with all Demorats in NJ.

Posted by: Harry at November 03, 2021 11:12 PM (EcD5Y)

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