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Contemplative otter.

Kingfisher catching the feesh. They should call him BOSSfisher!

Cat tells a human that outweighs him by 160 pounds "Nah, you move, pallie."

Dog is an orderly pedestrian.

Capitalism vs. communism.

Awkward puppy.

Inman's slowing down to do some filming but here's an older one, puppy vs. baby goat.

Matadork.

Some days the target targets you.

What's the rule on this one?

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Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

2 LET GO, BRANDON !!

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:31 PM (V13WU)

3 ace is messing with us

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (V13WU)

4
*inhales deeply*

Ah, that new thread smell!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (/U27+)

5
Ha! In before the rabble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (/U27+)

6 Called the horde

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (2JoB8)

7 I wonder what her handicap is?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (axyOa)

8 Ever hear of a rock band called "Polkacide"?
Heavy metal shredder polka.

Posted by: casual observer 1027 at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (jTmQV)

9 I want one of them Komodo dragons.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (V13WU)

10 Ah, looked at all the content. Rookie move. Again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (wAnMi)

11 That lizard is hysterical.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (wAnMi)

12 I mean , look at that guy ! awesome pet

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (V13WU)

13 bah...too late.

and the joys of posting from a airport bar.

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (Kab4E)

14 Y'all aren't going to believe this sh*t.

Page 14 of the FDA briefing document on the vaxxine injection they're going to put into children.

"To provide a vaccine with an improved stability profile, the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine for use in children 5-11 years of age uses tromethamine (Tris) buffer instead of the phosphate-buffered saline (PBS) as used in the previous formulation and excludes sodium chloride and potassium chloride."

This is a completely new chemical that they're going to shove into your children.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:34 PM (BDWWT)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 06:34 PM (arJlL)

16 Those are river otters, Ace.

I do appreciate the sentiment.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:34 PM (B+KRM)

17 Present

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 06:34 PM (BFigT)

18 his is a completely new chemical that they're going to shove into your children.


==

only if you let them

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:34 PM (V13WU)

19 The dog crossing has better manners than most in my neck of the woods. Who suddenly are in no hurry and need to check their phones in the middle of crossing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:35 PM (wAnMi)

20 CAFE CAFE CAFE
YAY YAY YAY

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:35 PM (YZG/i)

21 Top 40! Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars, Brandon!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at October 27, 2021 06:35 PM (Agr8U)

22 Sometimes my dog looks at me the same way that otter is looking in that picture. I'm sure the otter is smarter.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (axyOa)

23 only if you let them

**

I guarantee 15-20M kids will get it. Their parents can't hardly wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (BDWWT)

24 nurse!!!

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (QRj9Q)

25 That Kingfisher video was too awesome, was talking about them a few days ago to a co-worker. In Conshohocken some years ago in summer was working by river so took my lunch there. Once a Kingfisher was flying up and down, swooping low but never got to see him dive.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (2JoB8)

26 Nice first, Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (arJlL)

27 Omg a paw sucking puppy!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (YZG/i)

28 Alas, I missed the McAuliffe is a filthy, filthy liar thread to have a drink with the missus, and eat dinner. Priorities need realigning.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (ZsR3z)

29 23 only if you let them

**

I guarantee 15-20M kids will get it. Their parents can't hardly wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (BDWWT)

And thats just CA, NY, and Chicago.

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (Kab4E)

30 Best golf clip I've seen in a while.

Posted by: tbodie at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (cWLG9)

31 Hi Ben had!
How are the critters? Is Jennifer's calf doing any better?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (B+KRM)

32 I just realized that

Let's go Brandon, and

Let go, Biden

are both valid statements that have likely been said by people he's attacking.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (BDWWT)

33 Why would anyone want that monster lizard in their house?

Are they affectionate?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2021 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

34 That Kingfisher video was too awesome, was talking about them a few days ago to a co-worker. In Conshohocken some years ago in summer was working by river so took my lunch there. Once a Kingfisher was flying up and down, swooping low but never got to see him dive.
Posted by: Skip

Mebbe if Alec Baldwin had shot him ?

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 06:38 PM (arJlL)

35 31 Hi Ben had!
How are the critters? Is Jennifer's calf doing any better?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (B+KRM)

Hey nurse ratched....have you found your target yet for your sticker?

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:38 PM (Kab4E)

36 Joe pic:

Would you buy a used car from this man?

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

37 Suzy, hold still for the shot and then you can have some organic apple sauce from Whole Foods.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (BDWWT)

38 nurse, the calf is fine. You put the touch on it.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (QRj9Q)

39 Get on the bag, Brandon!

https://tinyurl.com/7z9n4hmx

Youtube, SNL

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (7MBHe)

40 Why would anyone want that monster lizard in their house?

==

they look cool and prehistoric and are great at catch

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (V13WU)

41 stinging bugs:

I was out with my dogs behind my house and one of them started going to town on some pile of dirt. Huh, weird. Next thing I know it feels like I'm being shot through by some silent sniper. I look down and one dog is biting at the yellow jackets she disturbed while the slow one is looking up at me with a confused look covered in yellow jackets. They were all over us drawing blood. I panicked picked up the dogs, slow dog weighed about 75lbs mind you, and ran up the deck and into the house with them. Dumb move.

Apparently, yellow jackets can sting you then fly off and sting other people. So they're stinging my wife now. I start slapping the crap out of myself. I slap my glasses off, I'm now blind. I want to slap them off the dogs and my wife too but don't want to hurt them.

So I grab a wrapped up loaf of wonder bread and start beating my wife and dogs with it but I can't see the bugs so I'm blindly wailing on anyone. The slow dog looked up at me with a "this isn't normal right?" look. I killed the last of the yellow jackets and gave everyone benadryl per Dr./vet orders. Not my best day.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (Tm5Ir)

42 I want one of them Komodo dragons.

You really, REALLY don't. They kill not by biting and exsanguination, but by biting and ensuing bacterial infection.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (ZsR3z)

43 This is a completely new chemical that they're going to shove into your children.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:34 PM (BDWWT)


Why do I have a feeling in 20 years Tromethamene is going to be one of those "how could this have happened?" cautionary tales? It even sounds freaky bad. Thalidomide much?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (wAnMi)

44 Cat tells a human that outweighs him by 160 pounds "Nah, you move, pallie."

***

such a Garfield!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:40 PM (YZG/i)

45 I wonder what her handicap is?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (axyOa)

Excess weight?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 06:40 PM (7bRMQ)

46 Drove all day in the rain but we be home! Happy kitty.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (p0uCP)

47 The Inmans are all reruns, but still, a day without Inman is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

48 You really, REALLY don't. They kill not by biting and exsanguination, but by biting and ensuing bacterial infection.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (ZsR3z)


well, I mean there are risks with all pets....

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (V13WU)

49 Why do I have a feeling in 20 years Tromethamene is going to be one of those "how could this have happened?" cautionary tales? It even sounds freaky bad. Thalidomide much?
Posted by: clutch cargo

*

It's okay, they've tested it extensively on... well, they tested it before. Shut up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (BDWWT)

50 Wow, that Tris is made from nitromethane and formaldehyde.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (KAi1n)

51 > I guarantee 15-20M kids will get it. Their parents can't hardly wait.

My wife's best friend cannot wait to vaccinate her kids. She's terrified her kids are going to get Covid and die.

She's my wife's best friend since middle school, so I'm not going to argue with her.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)

52 I've seen bald eagles snatch salmon out of the water just as our sailboat was crossing the starting line during a regatta. It was awesome

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (B+KRM)

53 Some reason that lizard doesn't look like a house kitchen

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (2JoB8)

54 Those 'roos had heard what a terrible golfer that woman was, so they all showed up there to make fun of her swing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (k4dH2)

55 The lady golfer might need that club.

Kangaroos are asshoe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (RChnB)

56 Any appliance repair gurus here? GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error. I have DDG'd it and I'm only trying to figure out whether trying to repair it has a chance of success. Any advice? It did not particularly care for the hot iron treatment.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 06:42 PM (S7qNr)

57 My wife's best friend cannot wait to vaccinate her kids. She's terrified her kids are going to get Covid and die.

**

Doesn't think anything about loading them up in the SUV and barreling down a two lane road at 70mph with oncoming traffic passing by four feet away, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:42 PM (BDWWT)

58 Best golf clip I've seen in a while.

....

Then you need to follow Paige Spiranac....

https://tinyurl.com/458yk8nh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 06:42 PM (7F9te)

59 SnailRacer, glad you had a safe trip home but I sure do miss you.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:42 PM (QRj9Q)

60 51 > I guarantee 15-20M kids will get it. Their parents can't hardly wait.

My wife's best friend cannot wait to vaccinate her kids. She's terrified her kids are going to get Covid and die.

She's my wife's best friend since middle school, so I'm not going to argue with her.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)

Dunno...I sometimes think those are the best people to argue with. They have been around this long, where are they gonna go.

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:42 PM (Kab4E)

61 The lady golfer might need that club.

Kangaroos are asshoe.


Kangaroos, you say...

Posted by: Stephen King at October 27, 2021 06:43 PM (ZsR3z)

62 > Why would anyone want that monster lizard in their house?

I had a Bearded Dragon (much smaller lizard). He was basically a goldfish that I could walk around with on my shoulder. He didn't have much personality, but it was still kind of fun watching him chase crickets and munch flowers.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:43 PM (YYlyE)

63 Having a lizard around might keep some insects away.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

64 It will be neat if COVID shots are what collapses public schools.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:44 PM (BDWWT)

65 Omg, banana dream, that is a horror flick! Hope you all will come out of it just fine.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 27, 2021 06:44 PM (p0uCP)

66 Several weeks ago I was sitting at Lake Geneva (at Williams Bay) watching seagulls swoop and dive. Not quite as majestic as that kingfisher, but it was so much fun to watch them catch the perch and swallow it as flying off before another gull could steal it.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 27, 2021 06:44 PM (CHcG2)

67 Hey nurse ratched....have you found your target yet for your sticker?
Posted by: redchief


Not yet. It's in my backpack though. I'm holding out for the perfect douchbag Audi driver with a build Back better sticker on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:45 PM (7I5XE)

68 Lizards, Iguanas.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:45 PM (V13WU)

69 Any appliance repair gurus here? GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error.

*

I have no idea what that means, but there are lots of youtube videos for stuff like that. Between it and ebay I've fixed a bunch of broken crap. I'd give it a shot assuming the parts aren't outrageous.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:45 PM (BDWWT)

70 After watching horror movies last two weeks was waiting for the kangaroos to charge her and put on a stomping.

Thought she looks nice

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:45 PM (2JoB8)

71 The kingfisher appears to have a nictitating membrane on his eyes. Excellent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

72 A Komodo dragon will bite you and wait for you to die so it can eat you. It won't even wait until you are completely dead.
Not a good pet.

Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

73 Let's go, Kamala!

Posted by: Willy Brown at October 27, 2021 06:46 PM (Gl5SH)

74 Omg, banana dream, that is a horror flick! Hope you all will come out of it just fine.
Posted by: SnailRacer
___

Just reading that made me get out my epipen.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 06:46 PM (IE0b8)

75 So I grab a wrapped up loaf of wonder bread and start beating my wife and dogs with it but I can't see the bugs so I'm blindly wailing on anyone. The slow dog looked up at me with a "this isn't normal right?" look. I killed the last of the yellow jackets and gave everyone benadryl per Dr./vet orders. Not my best day.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (Tm5Ir)


Yikes! Yellow jackets suck bigtime. Yes, they'll follow you and can sting you as many times as they feel like. Pieces of shit. Shawn Wood's youtube channel recently did a few specials on how to get rid of their nests using a variety of methods.

I remember when my parents were building their home in the hills in 1968, and the day they broke ground, the poor fuck in the Caterpillar dug up an enormous nest, and was stung all to fuck as everybody scattered. Ambulance came and took him away. I was slightly traumatized since I watched it all go from party to AAAHHEEEHHH!! Not an auspicious start, and indeed, the house was jinxed from that moment.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:46 PM (wAnMi)

76 My wife's best friend cannot wait to vaccinate her kids. She's terrified her kids are going to get Covid and die.

She's my wife's best friend since middle school, so I'm not going to argue with her.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)

Offer her this helpful advice:
"Are you gonna get them vaccinated at the same time? Was just thinking it might be smart to just do one at a time, starting with your least favorite kid"

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:46 PM (YZG/i)

77 Any appliance repair gurus here? GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error.

We had that. The fan wasn't working properly so the oven overheated. We had to have the repair guys pull the oven. GE sucks.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:47 PM (ZsR3z)

78 If you have a GE oven, the error code F2 on the oven means that the temperature sensor has detected a temperature in excess of the preset threshold. The cause could be a sensor malfunction. However, that's unlikely because there are several GE oven error codes, and a bad sensor should trigger an F3 error code, not F2. Nevertheless, you should test the sensor anyway. If it checks out, you're probably going to have to replace the control panel because it's likely fried.

https://bit.ly/3Cou5QK

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:47 PM (yQpMk)

79 I just read the NY AG's final Brief for the SCOTUS NYSRPA v Bruen 2A case next week. I lost 20 points off my IQ. She is dumber then dirt and tries to lie about the entire history of the Second Amendment. Its actually embarrassing to read.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:47 PM (Ls4Qw)

80 #2 son had a Bearded Dragon. It liked dandelion flowers.

Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

81 > Doesn't think anything about loading them up in the SUV and barreling down a two lane road at 70mph with oncoming traffic passing by four feet away, though.

Last I saw, anyone in the age group of 1-18 has less than a 1/37,000 chance of dying from Covid. It's about as likely as dying from being stabbed with a sharp object.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (YYlyE)

82 Excess weight?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 06:40 PM (7bRMQ)


Not that much.
I'd play a round with her.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (axyOa)

83 Just reading that made me get out my epipen.
Posted by: SMH

#metoo

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (YZG/i)

84 and the joys of posting from a airport bar.
Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (Kab4E)


Man, and I thought I stuck around in Texas for a long time!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (Agr8U)

85 Any appliance repair gurus here? GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error.

*

I have no idea what that means, but there are lots of youtube videos for stuff like that. Between it and ebay I've fixed a bunch of broken crap. I'd give it a shot assuming the parts aren't outrageous.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


The parts are probably sitting on container ship #58 sitting in the Pacific outside the Port of Long Beach.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (OCTRt)

86 The bad thing about modern electronic stoves and ranges is that everything is on one board. The good thing about modern electronic stoves and ranges is that everything is on one board that is easy to replace.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

87 67 Hey nurse ratched....have you found your target yet for your sticker?
Posted by: redchief


Not yet. It's in my backpack though. I'm holding out for the perfect douchbag Audi driver with a build Back better sticker on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:45 PM (7I5XE)

Crap....my brother drives a Audi.

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:49 PM (Kab4E)

88 Ben Had, i know right? Same here. We'll see each other again before you know it.
Thank you, again, for throwing the bestest shindig of ever!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 27, 2021 06:49 PM (p0uCP)

89 Been stung twice by many yellow jackets at once, like 8 or 10 times at once.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:49 PM (2JoB8)

90 The good thing about modern electronic stoves and ranges is that everything is on one board that is easy to replace.

The bad thing is that the repair guys they send know less than you do.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:49 PM (ZsR3z)

91 I think an animal that would make a really great pet, they're adorable, cat sized, soft fur, with just one small change.

Skunks. Just change up their scent gland so that instead of horrid eye-watering stench they'd release pleasant designer refillable fresh scents. Skunks with pine scent, island breeze, cinnamon, I think it would be popular as hell.

Instead of flying cars THIS is what scientists should have been working on.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (Tm5Ir)

92 Not that much.
I'd play a round with her.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (axyOa)

Yeah, she's not that bad. Sure ain't Trigglypuff....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (7bRMQ)

93 Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (Tm5Ir)


So the Wonder bread did the trick? Was it Classic White or perhaps Texas Toast? All we have is Honey Wheat.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (AmoqO)

94 Grump, that is the first thing that comes up when you search the error. I couldn't figure out whether it's realistically fixable.

Any appliance repair gurus here? GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error.

We had that. The fan wasn't working properly so the oven overheated. We had to have the repair guys pull the oven. GE sucks.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:47 PM (ZsR3z)

How much did the (successful?) repair run? I'll make sure to double the estimate if it's from the Trump years.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (S7qNr)

95 I enjoy watching the occasional line of pelicans skimming above the breakers, on the hunt for feesh off the Oregon Coast. I know they're ugly and vicious bastards, but they look pretty majestic flying in formation like that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (cSs/W)

96 I have replaced the board in my range twice in the last twenty years. You literally only need a phillips head screwdriver.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (yQpMk)

97 My wife's best friend cannot wait to vaccinate her kids. She's terrified her kids are going to get Covid and die.
She's my wife's best friend since middle school, so I'm not going to argue with her.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)


I know a guy who's dying to vaccinate his baby. Most people watch and believe CNN and their friends, that's as far as they care to look for information. They think the vaccine is some sort of miracle drug, in spite of its not working for shit. Very sad. Poor kids. I really hope we don't have half the young population dropping from cancer in 15-20 years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

98 > #2 son had a Bearded Dragon. It liked dandelion flowers.

Yep. If I twirled a dandelion between my fingers, he would RUN across his enclosure to get it. He really loved berries too. Blackberries, blueberries, and strawberries didn't last long after he spotted them.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (YYlyE)

99 Gas can, lighter. Wait for dusk.

No more yellow jackets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (RChnB)

100 Our board is mostly gone on our Jenn-Air stove, should look up parts to replace burned out ones.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (2JoB8)

101 Yellow jackets look cool kool like Japanese wearing too big sumglasses.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (lSV9+)

102
Any appliance repair gurus here? GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error. I have DDG'd it and I'm only trying to figure out whether trying to repair it has a chance of success. Any advice? It did not particularly care for the hot iron treatment.
Posted by: Catherine


I just did a search on this.
This is a Oven Temp issue? Bad sensor, or bad element, or bad control board. I think.

Does the oven work at all? Do all heating elements heat up and glow?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (e5LQi)

103 Never seen a kangaroo, maybe I remember as a kid at the county fair they had one you could ride for a fee and the pigs that raced to get to the cookies. (oreo cookies I believe) days long gone.

Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (i5Lzl)

104 Any appliance repair gurus here? GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error.

We had that. The fan wasn't working properly so the oven overheated. We had to have the repair guys pull the oven. GE sucks.


You should buy a German brand; Germans are world renown for their ovens.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (+LCoQ)

105 Offer her this helpful advice:
"Are you gonna get them vaccinated at the same time? Was just thinking it might be smart to just do one at a time, starting with your least favorite kid"
Posted by: vmom


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (OCTRt)

106 Komodos don't primarily kill by inducing infection. They are pretty fierce dudes who kill outright. They also eat a lot of carrion. I read about them the other night when someone mentioned the Lesser Sunda Islands in Indonesia.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (KAi1n)

107 I see the expanding supply chain difficulties are beginning to impact the bat supply in the Cafe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

108 #metoo

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (YZG/i)

Cha-ching!!

Posted by: WV Joe's Daughter at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (7bRMQ)

109 84 and the joys of posting from a airport bar.
Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (Kab4E)

Man, and I thought I stuck around in Texas for a long time!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 06:48 PM (Agr8U)

Waiting for a flight back the land of Gov Gruesome.

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (Kab4E)

110 How much did the (successful?) repair run? I'll make sure to double the estimate if it's from the Trump years.

TBH, I've forgotten, but I think it was on the order of $400. Of course, that's for NoVa, where getting anyone to come to your house starts at $100.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (ZsR3z)

111 In case you are wondering, FUB is flying to Europe. Audience with the pope (no joke).

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (V13WU)

112 >>> Omg, banana dream, that is a horror flick! Hope you all will come out of it just fine.
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 27, 2021 06:44 PM (p0uCP)


It was so long ago now, 15 years maybe, I just always remember that day when people are talking about wasps and such. Yellowjackets really hurt. It feels like they're hammering nails into you with each sting.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (Tm5Ir)

113 Heya, Ben Had. I did an expedited goodbye circuit so I could get my parents home before their bedtime, and I don't recall if I might've neglected to find you before leaving.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (P4LRL)

114 Gas can, lighter. Wait for dusk.

No more yellow jackets.

**

For the less adventurous, filling up the hole with a can or two of the foaming wasp spray that travels 15 feet or so works pretty well, too.

Not as fun, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (BDWWT)

115 89 Been stung twice by many yellow jackets at once, like 8 or 10 times at once.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:49 PM
The brown wasps don't hurt that much but the yellow ones are much worse....wait a minute...yellow?

Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (0OP+5)

116 So I grab a wrapped up loaf of wonder bread and start beating my wife and dogs with it but I can't see the bugs so I'm blindly wailing on anyone. The slow dog looked up at me with a "this isn't normal right?" look. I killed the last of the yellow jackets and gave everyone benadryl per Dr./vet orders. Not my best day.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (Tm5Ir)

OMG, really, I am so sorry. How frightening!

But I am laughing tears here picturing you whacking everyone with a bag of Wonder bread!!

Posted by: Pony Tail at October 27, 2021 06:52 PM (tzZq2)

117 *inhales deeply*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM


Can you dig it?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at October 27, 2021 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

118 Then he is flying to Scotland. Hope he gets pelted with haggis.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:53 PM (V13WU)

119 You should buy a German brand; Germans are world renown for their ovens.
Posted by: Reuben Hick


Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 06:53 PM (OCTRt)

120 Komodos don't primarily kill by inducing infection. They are pretty fierce dudes who kill outright. They also eat a lot of carrion. I read about them the other night when someone mentioned the Lesser Sunda Islands in Indonesia.

I saw a doc on them once. They took on a full grown water buffalo. They bit him around the ankles, and waited for the infection to kill him, which it did.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:53 PM (ZsR3z)

121 I really hope we don't have half the young population dropping from cancer in 15-20 years.

No. More likely to die from starvation, exposure, plague and alcohol/drug abuse - the usual vectors with Communist governments.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:53 PM (+LCoQ)

122 Waiting for a flight back the land of Gov Gruesome.
Posted by: redchief


Woof. Inslee still takes the cake for being the worst governor. He's a sick bastard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (9hM9o)

123 But I am laughing tears here picturing you whacking everyone with a bag of Wonder bread!!
Posted by: Pony Tail
___

Horrifying, yet hilarious at the same time.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (IE0b8)

124 > I know a guy who's dying to vaccinate his baby. Most people watch and believe CNN and their friends, that's as far as they care to look for information. They think the vaccine is some sort of miracle drug, in spite of its not working for shit. Very sad. Poor kids. I really hope we don't have half the young population dropping from cancer in 15-20 years.

What's weird is she's really conservative politically. I don't know where she gets her news, but it's definitely not CNN.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (YYlyE)

125 Skunks. Just change up their scent gland so that instead of horrid eye-watering stench they'd release pleasant designer refillable fresh scents. Skunks with pine scent, island breeze, cinnamon, I think it would be popular as hell.

Instead of flying cars THIS is what scientists should have been working on.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (Tm5Ir)


That's funny AF. People buying holiday skunks, and kicking them so they get pumpkin spice scent or cinnamon when the guests arrive.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (wAnMi)

126 Offer her this helpful advice:
"Are you gonna get them vaccinated at the same time? Was just thinking it might be smart to just do one at a time, starting with your least favorite kid"
Posted by: vmom


*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (OCTRt)


Thats actually pretty good advice.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (axyOa)

127
Apparently, yellow jackets can sting you then fly off and sting other people

They are little muthafuckas.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (e5LQi)

128 Is that Wonder Bread flail inspired by the old sack of oranges trick?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (cSs/W)

129 Does the oven work at all? Do all heating elements heat up and glow?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (e5LQi)

They start, and then shut down when the error occurs. Stove works perfectly.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (S7qNr)

130 They start, and then shut down when the error occurs. Stove works perfectly.

Yup. That's exactly what we had.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:55 PM (ZsR3z)

131 Apparently, yellow jackets can sting you then fly off and sting other people

**

They're vindictive as heck. When you kill one it will just lie there with its stinger pulsing in and out hoping to catch one last piece of flesh as a final f*ck you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:55 PM (BDWWT)

132 I've mentioned before that a lot of control board problems are caused by bad capacitors, usually associated with output to some load like a fan or defrost heater. You can identify them by sight, the tops will be bulging or even leaking.

Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 06:55 PM (Tnijr)

133
Woof. Inslee still takes the cake for being the worst governor. He's a sick bastard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (9hM9o)

Yea...but Gruesome looks the part of the evil villain. And he is a despicable person in general. Go look up why his first wife left him.

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:56 PM (Kab4E)

134 I hate lizards.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

135 Offer her this helpful advice:
"Are you gonna get them vaccinated at the same time? Was just thinking it might be smart to just do one at a time, starting with your least favorite kid"
Posted by: vmom

*

This is a good idea. Seriously. Ask her which child is going to get it first. Don't say anything else. Just let it hang there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:56 PM (BDWWT)

136 Apparently, yellow jackets can sting you then fly off and sting other people

SUPERSPREADERS

Posted by: Gnome Fauci at October 27, 2021 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

137 46 Drove all day in the rain but we be home! Happy kitty.
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (p0uCP)


Glad you made it home safely, and it was a pleasure meeting you!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 06:56 PM (Agr8U)

138 Drove through Orange TX today on I-10. Not sure of the time but a small tornado went across the highway. Must have been behind us.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (AmoqO)

139 Komodos don't primarily kill by inducing infection. They are pretty fierce dudes who kill outright. They also eat a lot of carrion. I read about them the other night when someone mentioned the Lesser Sunda Islands in Indonesia.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (KAi1n)


Oh yeah, they'll grab a deer by the leg and that's pretty much it for Mr. deer. The bites can induce infection, but that's just a bonus. So if one does get away, it's gonna feed somebody sometime soon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (wAnMi)

140
I remember when my parents were building their home in the hills in 1968, and the day they broke ground, the poor fuck in the Caterpillar dug up an enormous nest, and was stung all to fuck as everybody scattered. Ambulance came and took him away. I was slightly traumatized since I watched it all go from party to AAAHHEEEHHH!! Not an auspicious start, and indeed, the house was jinxed from that moment.
Posted by: clutch cargo



That's what happens when you white devils build on ancient injun burial grounds.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (e5LQi)

141 We got all Samsung appliances.
I would not buy them again.
Dishwasher sucks. Not in a good way.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (axyOa)

142 > GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error.

Look for the model and serial number. Might be on the door, in the oven, or on the back. If you have the exact model number you can find the owner's manual online. Then look up the error.

Looking online, it appears to be an oven temp sensor fault, but I can't guarantee that's the correct fault for your model.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (YYlyE)

143 This is a good idea. Seriously. Ask her which child is going to get it first. Don't say anything else. Just let it hang there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
___

Pretty sure I know which kid my parents would have jabbed first.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (IE0b8)

144 That's one handsome otter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (o4eP/)

145 Never seen a kangaroo, maybe I remember as a kid at the county fair they had one you could ride for a fee and the pigs that raced to get to the cookies. (oreo cookies I believe) days long gone.
Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2021 06:51 PM (i5Lzl)


There was a guy at a fair or something back when I was a kid, who had a little capuchin monkey and you could shake its hand for a quarter. But what that really meant was, he'd hold your hand and the monkey's in his hand, so you were basically shaking the dude's hand for a quarter and he was only incidentally holding the monkey's hand in the same hand as yours. I remember feeling like it was a lousy deal at the time, but now? If I had a monkey, I'd do the same thing. I wouldn't trust some kid to shake my monkey's hand; kid could just grab it and run off, or hurt it, or get hurt by it, which is a hell of a liability for a quarter a shake, and if I had a capuchin monkey, I wouldn't be risking it for quarter handshakes at the fair from some shady kid because who knows what could happen to the poor monkey.

I guess what I'm saying here is that I want a capuchin monkey, and I'm not sharing.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 06:58 PM (P4LRL)

146 OT: The Weather Channel founder wrecking Brian Stelter over global warming. His dominance was Trumpian:

https://bit.ly/3GwAlby

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2021 06:58 PM (pbStR)

147
They start, and then shut down when the error occurs. Stove works perfectly.
Posted by: Catherine


Just a guess, but probably the sensor.
Or the fan, as Pep suggests above.

Does the fan run?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:58 PM (e5LQi)

148 I've mentioned before that a lot of control board problems are caused by bad capacitors, usually associated with output to some load like a fan or defrost heater. You can identify them by sight, the tops will be bulging or even leaking.
Posted by: f'd

If it explodes, ya need a new oven.

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 06:59 PM (arJlL)

149 Otter baby is adorable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 06:59 PM (ueGNX)

150 My wife's best friend cannot wait to vaccinate her kids. She's terrified her kids are going to get Covid and die.

And if her kids die as a result of the shot, it's Trump's fault.

This cult is more dangerous than any People's Temple ever was.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 06:59 PM (2JVJo)

151 We got all Samsung appliances.
I would not buy them again.
Dishwasher sucks. Not in a good way.


One wonders what would happen to appliance lifetimes if the government just said "what the f*** do we know about appliances? Just build the best ones you can, and forget all our BS mandates".

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 06:59 PM (ZsR3z)

152 That's what happens when you white devils build on ancient injun burial grounds.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Your restaurant burns down three separate times. So much so no one has built on the land for over 30 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 07:00 PM (OCTRt)

153
Dad taught me how to "test" electronics by gently waking them up, i.e., tapping them with a screwdriver, i.e., kitchen butterknife.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:00 PM (e5LQi)

154 Fuck Joe Biden and the Buttglug he rode in on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 07:00 PM (7LjgJ)

155 That's funny AF. People buying holiday skunks, and kicking them so they get pumpkin spice scent or cinnamon when the guests arrive.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (wAnMi)


Remember, a skunk is a responsibility and a commitment. A skunk is not just for the holidays.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 07:00 PM (P4LRL)

156 This cult is more dangerous than any People's Temple ever was.

So now s the time to invest in Kool-Ade?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 27, 2021 07:00 PM (jvt6t)

157 Does the fan run?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:58 PM (e5LQi)


It's always been a really quiet appliance. I can't tell. But I'm leaning more toward repair after consulting the Horde. Thank you all!

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (S7qNr)

158 >>> That's funny AF. People buying holiday skunks, and kicking them so they get pumpkin spice scent or cinnamon when the guests arrive.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (wAnMi)


See! The idea sells itself. The Ronko guy RIP would be all over it.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (Tm5Ir)

159 Pretty sure I know which kid my parents would have jabbed first.

*

ha, I wonder if mine would've had to think too hard about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (BDWWT)

160 People buying holiday skunks, and kicking them so they get pumpkin spice scent or cinnamon when the guests arrive.
__

Wait, what?

This is a thing?

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (IE0b8)

161
Tris:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tris

It does not look too bad in and of itself. If Pfizer has a new formulation containing it and plan to inject children without testing the formulation first, that is -- bad.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (IzZUN)

162 "Drove through Orange TX today on I-10. Not sure of the time but a small tornado went across the highway. Must have been behind us.
Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (AmoqO)"

There is a video of it crossing I-10 on the Fox Weather App.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (Ls4Qw)

163 So the Wonder bread did the trick? Was it Classic White or perhaps Texas Toast? All we have is Honey Wheat.
Posted by: Javems


Honey Wheat is for fighting off swarms of bees, not hornets. Obviously.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (P1f+c)

164 Last summer, i found a yellow jacket nest whilst clearing brush. Six or seven of them got trapped in my beard and stung the fuck out of my neck and throat. Not fun.

Also. I'm certain my kiddos are both going to be taken to get the vax by their mom. She's a true believer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 27, 2021 07:01 PM (tpneH)

165 "If it explodes, ya need a new oven.
Posted by: JT"

You could hotwire it. Just unplug the oven when it gets hot enough.

Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 07:02 PM (Tnijr)

166 Your restaurant burns down three separate times. So much so no one has built on the land for over 30 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 07:00 PM (OCTRt)

They never heard of Bubbas Grease Removal, LLC?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 27, 2021 07:02 PM (jvt6t)

167 ha, I wonder if mine would've had to think too hard about it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
___

As the eldest, I'd have to set the example, lead the way, etc.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:02 PM (IE0b8)

168 hogmartin, I did get to say goodbye to your Mom. Missed you but we are only a short hop away. Thank You for our traditional dance.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 07:02 PM (QRj9Q)

169 GE oven bought in 2007 showing F2 error.

Look for the model and serial number. Might be on the door, in the oven, or on the back. If you have the exact model number you can find the owner's manual online. Then look up the error.

Looking online, it appears to be an oven temp sensor fault, but I can't guarantee that's the correct fault for your model.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (YYlyE)


I've got to buy new appliances for the home soon, including double ovens, wall microwave (what a fucking ripoff) and cooktop. I'll never buy another GE product as long as I live. The current stuff hit 20 years old, and they don't make a single part for any of it. Nope, changed them just enough apparently. So the handles on the cooktop all freeze up. The lights for the oven readout apparently go bad (dark), and the board for that alone is $350. Or was. My 2 refrigerators needed to have their water lines replaced every other year, because they were designed to crack and rot from the heat. Ridiculous. Not the GE I grew up with. Wish I still had my 80's washer and dryer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 07:03 PM (wAnMi)

170 >We got all Samsung appliances.
I would not buy them again.
Dishwasher sucks. Not in a good way.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:57 PM (axyOa)

I got fed up with shitty white label brands when our dishwasher conked out last year, so we spung for a Bosch and it's been pretty fantastic. You'd think Samsung might be a bit better than the white labels stuff too, but I guess not.

Our last TV purchase was LG, because I heard good things about them (especially their panel quality) and I hate that POS. They must have put some old 386s in there for the CPUs or something. Terribly laggy and unresponsive UI. Our shitty TCL Roku TV kicks the shit out of the LG in UX/UI and responsiveness.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 07:03 PM (cSs/W)

171
The main reason these PCB's (control boards) fail is 1) inferior chinese junk solder, and 2) unskilled, untrained chinese slaves soldering half-assed.

The chinese slave-laborers have No Idea what they're building when they make 99% of the items we Western Fools buy from them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:04 PM (e5LQi)

172 At the risk of all of our stuff breaking tonight while we sleep, our Whirlpool Gold appliances have been fantastic. They're going on 12-15 years or so, which is a pretty good run for modern disposable junk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 07:04 PM (BDWWT)

173 I have great respect for all of God's creatures and know they all have a purpose, but I wouldn't shed a tear if all wasps and hornets died in a cleansing fire.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 07:04 PM (cSs/W)

174 Please, invite me into your boudoir.

Posted by: Pepe le Pew at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (jvt6t)

175 I've got to buy new appliances for the home soon, including double ovens, wall microwave (what a fucking ripoff) and cooktop. I'll never buy another GE product as long as I live.

Ditto. This was their top of the line model. What a POS.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (ZsR3z)

176 Last summer, i found a yellow jacket nest whilst clearing brush. Six or seven of them got trapped in my beard and stung the fuck out of my neck and throat. Not fun.

Speaking of beards - the perfect holiday accessory for that hipster with everything:

https://tinyurl.com/2wdu2pvr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (2JVJo)

177 Hate to spoil cafe, but this can't wait. Have you guys seen this yet?
https://tinyurl.com/9pvc5tjf

For the first time ever on AoSHQ, I summon SMOD.

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (qpX6U)

178 We had one of our TV weather man fired from the local station because he often expressed his GW opinion on the air and the owners didn't like it. He was a meteorologist who just hated the shit coming from the
government. Unfortunately he said it on the air. He now does weather for several small radio stations both in the US and Canada.

Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (i5Lzl)

179 Wish I still had my 80's washer and dryer.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 07:03 PM (wAnMi)

Harvest Gold or Avocado Green made things indestructible!

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (S7qNr)

180 Does the fan run?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:58


Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 07:06 PM (axyOa)

181 Hate to spoil cafe, but this can't wait. Have you guys seen this yet?

**

(holds envelope up to forehead)

Is this the one where the male high school students were made to wear lingerie and give lap dances to their male teachers?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 07:06 PM (BDWWT)

182 >I'll never buy another GE product as long as I live.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 07:03 PM (wAnMi)

I very much regret every bit of GE trash we've purchased.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (cSs/W)

183 Don't forget Biden drove a 18 wheeler somewhere in the past, a long time ago. So he knows everything there is to know about vehicles. BS

Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (i5Lzl)

184
There's an Orange, Texas?

There's an Orange, Massarhfsifotesetts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (e5LQi)

185 So I grab a wrapped up loaf of wonder bread and start beating my wife and dogs with it
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (Tm5Ir)

This sentence, mere fragment though it may be, deserves to be raised into the hallowed halls of the English canon. Truly if there is a way to have it included somewhere in Holy Scripture then we must by all means endeavor to make this happen. Maybe stick it in after The Sermon On The Mount.

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (2ucL/)

186 Our last TV purchase was LG, because I heard good things about them (especially their panel quality) and I hate that POS. They must have put some old 386s in there for the CPUs or something. Terribly laggy and unresponsive UI. Our shitty TCL Roku TV kicks the shit out of the LG in UX/UI and responsiveness.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 07:03 PM (cSs/W)

TCL Roku's are nice....I have one in the main room of my apt. I got a Insignia amazon fire in my bedroom...yes, Amazon is evil. But for a non-Roku TV, it works really well and can support Kodi.

Just say no to Samsung Appliances.

Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (Kab4E)

187 Hate to spoil cafe, but this can't wait. Have you guys seen this yet?
https://tinyurl.com/9pvc5tjf
For the first time ever on AoSHQ, I summon SMOD.
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (qpX6U)

Government skools.....nasty, nasty places.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

188 Ditto. This was their top of the line model. What a POS.

I mean, it won't even hold temperature, ffs. How hard is that?

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (ZsR3z)

189 What happens if you hit a low liner and kill one of the roos? Do you get a mulligan? Or a free drop?

Posted by: Mookie at October 27, 2021 07:08 PM (u+Y3T)

190 Your restaurant burns down three separate times. So much so no one has built on the land for over 30 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 07:00 PM (OCTRt)


There was a joint on Dixie Hwy south of Louisville KY that was close to the Ohio river. It mysteriously burned down when the River flooded, twice. Insurance folks caught on eventually

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:08 PM (AmoqO)

191 I just listened (Spotify) to Senator Hawley and his wife on their new podcast, called This is Living.

I am way past the point they are in their lives, but nevertheless, listening to them talk about kids and parenting and work and such was rather nice. No hysteria, just good common sense.

Hawley has a great presidential voice, just sayin'.

Posted by: lizabth at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (L3Rsz)

192 12-15 years or so, which is a pretty good run for modern disposable junk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 07:04 PM (BDWWT)

This is 14 years old. I'm afraid to replace it with anything new if I can help it.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (S7qNr)

193 Harvest Gold or Avocado Green made things indestructible!
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (S7qNr)

Preach!

Posted by: Babyshit brown 1973 Nova at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (RChnB)

194 They never heard of Bubbas Grease Removal, LLC?
Posted by: Jak Sucio


Three separate times. Three different owners. All successful restaurants. It wasn't money issues.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (OCTRt)

195 So I grab a wrapped up loaf of wonder bread and start beating my wife and dogs with it.
___

Can't stop laughing at this.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (IE0b8)

196 Harvest Gold or Avocado Green made things indestructible!
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (S7qNr)

Those finishes were able to contain the factory smoke

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (/6GbT)

197 Does the fan run?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 06:58 PM (e5LQi)

Not if it's smart. It'd just die tired.

Posted by: Sniper at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (7bRMQ)

198 Re: male on male high school kid to teacher lap dances

Did you notice that they were staying safe and wearing their anti-COVID masks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 07:09 PM (BDWWT)

199 Government skools.....nasty, nasty places.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:10 PM (IE0b8)

200 "Is this the one where the male high school students were made to wear lingerie and give lap dances to their male teachers?"

You've seen it. This is just more than I can ever process. I'm shaking and sick. This ... this ...

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:10 PM (qpX6U)

201 Just today 350,000 children died of covid. The government needs to pass another trillion dollar relief bill tonight!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 07:10 PM (4/69K)

202 >For the first time ever on AoSHQ, I summon SMOD.
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (qpX6U)

The Lincoln Project would like to know more about this event.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 07:10 PM (cSs/W)

203
Speaking of avocados...

I began using Avocado Mayonnaise for all my mayonnaise needs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:10 PM (e5LQi)

204 There's an Orange, Texas?

There's an Orange, Massarhfsifotesetts.

Posted by: Soothsayer


SE Texas. By Beaumont.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 07:11 PM (OCTRt)

205 You've seen it. This is just more than I can ever process. I'm shaking and sick. This ... this ...
Posted by: gp
___

Yes, it's evil and perverted.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:11 PM (IE0b8)

206 Government skools.....nasty, nasty places.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Yes they are. Many eyes have been opened.

I suppose the Kentuck incident will be blamed on red-necks, hillbillies and the like, yes?

NOT Guv Beshear.

Posted by: lizabth at October 27, 2021 07:11 PM (L3Rsz)

207 Just today 350,000 children died of covid.

That's enough out of you, McAuliffe.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:11 PM (ZsR3z)

208 Thankfully, mom and dad remodeled the kitchen in '89. The double ovens still work great. Not digital. Dad replaced the cooktop with black glass. I hate it but it works and is gas. Dishwasher had to be replaced. It's hard wired in. I had to replace the disposal. Hopefully they will hang on for years to come.

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2021 07:11 PM (QC3yT)

209 So I grab a wrapped up loaf of wonder bread and start beating my wife and dogs with it
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (Tm5Ir)

This sentence, mere fragment though it may be, deserves to be raised into the hallowed halls of the English canon. Truly if there is a way to have it included somewhere in Holy Scripture then we must by all means endeavor to make this happen. Maybe stick it in after The Sermon On The Mount.
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (2ucL/)

This!
I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 07:11 PM (axyOa)

210 The other night, when i was thanking folks for the TX/Mo/Me, I forgot to include the lurkers. What would the place be without them.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:12 PM (AmoqO)

211 You've seen it. This is just more than I can ever process. I'm shaking and sick. This ... this ...
Posted by: gp

*

Heard about it on the radio. Had forgotten about it until you linked it. It was funny that I called it.

Horrible, horrible people and times we're living in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 07:12 PM (BDWWT)

212 hey never heard of Bubbas Grease Removal, LLC?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 27, 2021 07:02 PM (jvt6t)

Well, if you wouldn't have built it in a swamp, you'd be Ok.

Posted by: M Python at October 27, 2021 07:12 PM (7bRMQ)

213 Guys, don't play football because it's dangerous but instead wear lingerie and give your male teachers lap dances because it's not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 07:13 PM (BDWWT)

214 Acapulco gold > Harvest gold

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 07:13 PM (KAi1n)

215
Hugh Beaumont?

He was always too hard on the beaver.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:13 PM (e5LQi)

216 79 I just read the NY AG's final Brief for the SCOTUS NYSRPA v Bruen 2A case next week. I lost 20 points off my IQ. She is dumber then dirt and tries to lie about the entire history of the Second Amendment. Its actually embarrassing to read.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:47 PM (Ls4Qw

Go listen to a Feynman lecture, those 20 points will come right back and bring some friends. You'll be ahead!

Posted by: Flyover at October 27, 2021 07:13 PM (Rbu5d)

217 Re: The male high school students. Did none stand up and say "bleep this" and walk out? I can't imagine all of them are so lost (and have no decent parental guidance) that they all went along? If so, we are deeper down the craphole than I thought.

Posted by: Mookie at October 27, 2021 07:13 PM (u+Y3T)

218 >TCL Roku's are nice....
Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (Kab4E)

They're ok. The panel quality is meh, and I've had the backlight fail in two of them, but they were under warranty and so were fixed. If it wasn't for me being skeptical about more backlight problems, I'd happily buy another.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 07:14 PM (cSs/W)

219 Got a Frigidaire fridge that's still cranking away after 20 years. I'm sure the QC has gone down the crapper since then.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2021 07:14 PM (Xrfse)

220 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (2JVJo)

I'm gonna get those.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 27, 2021 07:14 PM (l1zez)

221 When boys are constantly getting the message that masculinity is evil, what do you expect?

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:14 PM (IE0b8)

222 There's an Orange, Texas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (e5LQi)


I was today years old when I discovered there's a Taylor, TX. I just thought people were mispronouncing "Tyler".

Hope nobody ended up 3 hours away from where they thought they'd be because of my directions, because they'd be nowhere close to beating the record.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 07:15 PM (P4LRL)

223 I've mentioned before that a lot of control board problems are caused by bad capacitors, usually associated with output to some load like a fan or defrost heater. You can identify them by sight, the tops will be bulging or even leaking.
Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 06:55 PM


Worse, often the magic smoke has escaped.

Posted by: zombie Dumbledore at October 27, 2021 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

224 What happens if you hit a low liner and kill one of the roos? Do you get a mulligan? Or a free drop?
Posted by: Mookie

The other 'roos knock you down and take turns jumping up and down on your belly.

Interspersed with kicks to the groin.

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)

225 Panama says 65k illegals are on their way in the caravan. No mean tweets though.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon Brandon Brandon at October 27, 2021 07:16 PM (WErrw)

226 Worse, often the magic smoke has escaped.

Yes, that's bad. Very, very bad.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:16 PM (ZsR3z)

227 Speaking of beards - the perfect holiday accessory for that hipster with everything:

https://tinyurl.com/2wdu2pvr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (2JVJo)

Huh? It's real? I was expecting Big Mike....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 07:16 PM (7bRMQ)

228 The other 'roos knock you down and take turns jumping up and down on your belly.

Interspersed with kicks to the groin.
Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)

Big fucking claws.

Posted by: Babyshit brown 1973 Nova at October 27, 2021 07:17 PM (RChnB)

229 As bad as China is, they know and refuse to allow all this shit American schools are getting up to. So when you are too evil for China to accept, you might want to check yourself.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 07:17 PM (J3HwD)

230 Haven't seen too many kangaroos on the local golf course I go to here in Babylon DC. I have seen quite a few deer. Not enough to call a herd but less than a dozen. They just wander around in the woods. Now and then they'll stroll across the fairway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2021 07:17 PM (QFVV9)

231 If I vote to strip 2a rights, will you suckle my balls like you did RBG?

-Amy Bennett.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 07:17 PM (4/69K)

232 Speaking of beards - the perfect holiday accessory for that hipster with everything:

Pffffft. Been there, done that.

Posted by: Edward Teach at October 27, 2021 07:18 PM (ZsR3z)

233 Off car sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 07:18 PM (RChnB)

234 What happens if you hit a low liner and kill one of the roos? Do you get a mulligan? Or a free drop?
Posted by: Mookie

The other 'roos knock you down and take turns jumping up and down on your belly.

Interspersed with kicks to the groin.
Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)
***

My Aussie buds recommend avoiding the Joeys. Piss one off and it can sit back on its tail and rip your guts out with its feet.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 07:18 PM (axyOa)

235 217 Re: The male high school students. Did none stand up and say "bleep this" and walk out? I can't imagine all of them are so lost (and have no decent parental guidance) that they all went along? If so, we are deeper down the craphole than I thought.

Posted by: Mookie at October 27, 2021 07:13 PM (u+Y3T)


Peer pressure is a hell of a thing.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:18 PM (AmoqO)

236 There's an Orange, Texas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (e5LQi)

Shirley Q Liquor, before he/she was banned for being rayciss, had a funny bit about buying a Greyhound bus ticket to Arrrange, Texas for herself and her 19 chirruns.

May be on the interwebs somewhere.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2021 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

237 Hate to spoil cafe, but this can't wait. Have you guys seen this yet?
https://tinyurl.com/9pvc5tjf

For the first time ever on AoSHQ, I summon SMOD.

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:05 PM (qpX6U)

It's ok, they's close kin.

Posted by: One Tooth at October 27, 2021 07:19 PM (7bRMQ)

238 The only thing I can think of is .. I can't think. I CAN'T. They did it! They drove me completely insane. They won. I'm gonna run down to Pier 1 and get a Baal statue for my living room. They won. This ... the ... I ...

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:19 PM (qpX6U)

239 Past my bedtime. I'll check in on the ONT about 0300 EST. Later....

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2021 07:19 PM (QFVV9)

240 That's about all a loaf of Wonder Bread is good for, if you stop and think about it.

I know it isn't funny, but it kinda is. I hope you guys can get a chuckle out of it anyways.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2021 07:20 PM (W8e/N)

241 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at October 27, 2021 07:20 PM (Pb75q)

242 gp,

They haven't won.

This world is but a wisp compared to eternity.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:20 PM (IE0b8)

243 Haven't seen too many kangaroos on the local golf course I go to here in Babylon DC. I have seen quite a few deer. Not enough to call a herd but less than a dozen. They just wander around in the woods. Now and then they'll stroll across the fairway.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2021 07:17 PM (QFVV9)

I used to play Algonkian all the time. Lots of deer there. Mangy looking too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 07:21 PM (axyOa)

244 238. Um, about Pier 1...

Posted by: Downfall parody at October 27, 2021 07:21 PM (J3HwD)

245 Orange, TX: Depending on your viewpoint, the final blessed (or cursed) exit on I-10 eastbound after 888 miles. Yes, I have driven it.

Posted by: Mookie at October 27, 2021 07:21 PM (u+Y3T)

246 Its easy to say the HS kids are pussies or whatever. But they say something, they get branded anti gay or transphobic, bye bye any college acceptance. Cant blame them for staying quiet.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon Brandon Brandon at October 27, 2021 07:21 PM (WErrw)

247 Panama says 65k illegals are on their way in the caravan. No mean tweets though.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon Brandon Brandon

Mebbe they'll dig a new canal !

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (arJlL)

248 It's worse than we thought. Good think I held onto all the leftover liquor from my daughter's wedding.

https://tinyurl.com/28vfy7c3

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (ZsR3z)

249 Hey Schnorfflepuppy! I am still laughing when i think about the cute puppy schnorffling herself in your office! Nice to meet you!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (p0uCP)

250 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at October 27, 2021 07:20 PM


The centre cannot hold.

Posted by: Yates at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

251 I am thinking

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 27, 2021 07:23 PM (cSyAR)

252 Tucker has a new special on Fox Nation premiering Nov.1st called Patriot Purge about Jan. 6. It's a 3 part series. Looks good.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 07:23 PM (NpAcC)

253 I have an aunt that lives in Orange.

Going east, that last ten miles of construction sucks. It's bad enough I can barely drink my coffee.

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 07:24 PM (M4zNB)

254 Never mind. Two conversations at once

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 27, 2021 07:24 PM (cSyAR)

255 Panama says 65k illegals are on their way in the caravan. No mean tweets though.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon Brandon Brandon at October 27, 2021 07:16 PM (WErrw)


With all these fantastic investigative journalists out there, somebody should be able to tell us who is paying for this.
And of course this latest invasion will all arrive on Christmas eve.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 07:24 PM (axyOa)

256 I knead you.

Posted by: Wanda Bread at October 27, 2021 07:24 PM (63Dwl)

257 John Coleman, the weather channel founder started out as the weatherman on Channel 12 in Milwaukee in the 1960s. My parents family had a bar in Sheboygan at the time and during the annual Bratwurst Day festival they invited John and the local sportscaster at the time to come up and join them for drinks and brats. Lo and behold, they actually showed up, drank themselves silly and had a great time. One of my childhood memories that really sticks out. They were both great guys.

Coleman later went to Chicago and on to greater things, obviously.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (7ZQe3)

258 To be sure if electrolytic capacitors are bulging or leaking they are undoubtedly defective, but they first or usually fail without any visual clues. Think of them sort of like a rechargeable battery. If they are more than ten years or so, it wouldn't be a bad plan to replace them.

Capacitors are inexpensive, but when the power supply fails, or is passing excessive voltage or current, this can damage not so inexpensive components, proprietary or now unobtanium parts.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (W8e/N)

259 It's worse than we thought. Good think I held onto all the leftover liquor from my daughter's wedding.

https://tinyurl.com/28vfy7c3
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (ZsR3z)

Stock up now, people.

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (M4zNB)

260 Then you need to follow Paige Spiranac....

https://tinyurl.com/458yk8nh
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 06:42 PM (7F9te)

I see your point.

And it is your fault that my reply is so late.

Posted by: tbodie at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (cWLG9)

261 Cant blame them for staying quiet.


18 year olds took Omaha Beach. Before that, 14-16 year olds routinely led families, sometimes while staying in school, sometimes not.

Schooling has become a gilded cage. What good is college if you have to crawl there on your knees, sucking d*ck the entire time?

Posted by: Mookie at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (u+Y3T)

262 Holy crap! Small plane lands on a highway in, basically, northeast Toronto caught on traffic-flow camera.

BTW, it's a toll-road! [Other photos linked in my sock.]

https://tinyurl.com/6ybsw6e9

31-second video with the plane visible starting at about 20 seconds.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (UHVv4)

263 >>> 133
Woof. Inslee still takes the cake for being the worst governor. He's a sick bastard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 06:54 PM (9hM9o)

Yea...but Gruesome looks the part of the evil villain. And he is a despicable person in general. Go look up why his first wife left him.
Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 06:56 PM (Kab4E)

Wasn't me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (ACi07)

264 Tucker has a new special on Fox Nation premiering Nov.1st called Patriot Purge about Jan. 6. It's a 3 part series. Looks good.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 07:23 PM (NpAcC)

finally...

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (V13WU)

265 ..Just today 350,000 children died of covid. The government needs to pass another trillion dollar relief bill tonight! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 07:10 PM (4/69K)


Actually, only 349,000 children died of covid. The remaining 1,000 were mercifully put-down by government "Healers", after short rides on regional cattle cars.

Quotas must be met, you know. Must. Be. Met.

/snark or reality, you decide


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 07:27 PM (QzJWU)

266 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at October 27, 2021 07:20 PM (Pb75q)

Oh Elmer, stop bellowing and drink your Hemo!

Posted by: Elsie at October 27, 2021 07:28 PM (7bRMQ)

267 It's worse than we thought. Good think I held onto all the leftover liquor from my daughter's wedding.

https://tinyurl.com/28vfy7c3
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (ZsR3z)

*looks at Wine mom Karen*

*looks forward to seeing her crawling through the gutter and fighting hobos for the half empty bottle of Maddog 20/20*

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 07:28 PM (Ojki1)

268 259 It's worse than we thought. Good think I held onto all the leftover liquor from my daughter's wedding.

https://tinyurl.com/28vfy7c3
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (ZsR3z)

Stock up now, people.

+++

If this comes to Wisconsin there will be problems. I'm telling you, there will be problems

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 27, 2021 07:28 PM (7ZQe3)

269 All you guys know how screwed-in-the-head I was before I saw that. I need to go to the emergency room. I need to be put in a damn straightjacket now. Lobotomy, thorazine, ECT. Ohhhhhhhhhh shit. Oh f. Oh.

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:30 PM (qpX6U)

270 Any Virginians here get a letter from pollva.com asking you to participate in a survey? Can't tell much from the letter and when you go to the website it just says thanks for agreeing to participate in our poll and then an arrow to start. Trying to decide if I should do it.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 07:30 PM (wyw4S)

271 Wait until the head meds run out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 07:31 PM (RChnB)

272 210 The other night, when i was thanking folks for the TX/Mo/Me, I forgot to include the lurkers. What would the place be without them.
Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:12 PM (AmoqO)


See, now, I'd take offense to this, but by doing so, I'm outing myself and thus transitioning from lurker to non-lurker. Javems' assertion is thus non-falsifiable. Curse you, Javems the Platypus

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 07:31 PM (Agr8U)

273 261

Again, easy to say when you are not the one with everything to lose.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon Brandon Brandon at October 27, 2021 07:32 PM (WErrw)

274 270 Any Virginians here get a letter from pollva.com asking you to participate in a survey? Can't tell much from the letter and when you go to the website it just says thanks for agreeing to participate in our poll and then an arrow to start. Trying to decide if I should do it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 07:30 PM (wyw4S)

Might as well. You are already on the list.

Posted by: NSA Bob at October 27, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)

275 Trying to decide if I should do it.

It's a trap!

Posted by: Notorious Admiral Ackbar at October 27, 2021 07:32 PM (Xrfse)

276 A former U.S. Embassy employee who sexually assaulted at least 24 women over 14 years while filming the attacks was in the Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigations revealed Monday as it urged any other victims to come forward.

https://tinyurl.com/8c4zn74

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:32 PM (IE0b8)

277 bluebell, nix

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 07:33 PM (QRj9Q)

278 It's a trap!
Posted by: Notorious Admiral Ackbar at October 27, 2021 07:32 PM (Xrfse)
----------
That's what I'm worried about!

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 07:33 PM (wyw4S)

279 Any Virginians here get a letter from pollva.com asking you to participate in a survey? Can't tell much from the letter and when you go to the website it just says thanks for agreeing to participate in our poll and then an arrow to start. Trying to decide if I should do it.
Posted by: bluebell

I wouldn't; we're in strange times, and IMHO, they're about to get stranger.

And, ya never know if an opinion can come back to bite ya.

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)

280 Can't tell much from the letter and when you go to the website it just says thanks for agreeing to participate in our poll and then an arrow to start. Trying to decide if I should do it.
Posted by: bluebell


Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Threecuut-loop at October 27, 2021 07:33 PM (1t5dY)

281 Any Virginians here get a letter from pollva.com asking you to participate in a survey? Can't tell much from the letter and when you go to the website it just says thanks for agreeing to participate in our poll and then an arrow to start. Trying to decide if I should do it.

Why would you? What's in it for you? Most of those things are just fishing to see if you're a person who will respond, and then you tell them how to market to you.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:34 PM (ZsR3z)

282 Booze shortages could be the tipping point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 07:35 PM (BFigT)

283 G.E. oven at the country place has no fan but it does have an mechanical clock of which the numerals roll - same as the old gasoline pump read outs before the pumps went digital. - - never been serviced

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:35 PM (F/QnQ)

284 Might as well. You are already on the list.

Posted by: NSA Bob


You almost had me going, until I saw the nic.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:35 PM (ZsR3z)

285 That's what I'm worried about!

Move the fleet away from the Death Star!

Posted by: Notorious Admiral Ackbar at October 27, 2021 07:36 PM (Xrfse)

286 G.E. oven at the country place has no fan but it does have an mechanical clock of which the numerals roll - same as the old gasoline pump read outs before the pumps went digital. - - never been serviced

Geez, what's it burn, cow dung?

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:36 PM (ZsR3z)

287 Drove from Houston to New Orleans today. Driving to Birmingham AL tomorrow. Then to Bowling Green KY the next day. Two nights there and then to Coyrdon IN. One night there and on to Atlanta GA. One night there and back to Birmingham for two nights and then back to New Orleans. Vacations are fun.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:36 PM (AmoqO)

288 >>> BTW, it's a toll-road! [Other photos linked in my sock.]

https://tinyurl.com/6ybsw6e9

31-second video with the plane visible starting at about 20 seconds.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 27, 2021 07:25 PM (UHVv4)



Right over the bridge but under the signage a pretty narrow window to land and he made it.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 07:37 PM (Tm5Ir)

289 Booze shortages could be the tipping point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 07:35 PM (BFigT)

It's certainly my tippling point.

Posted by: Foster Brooks at October 27, 2021 07:37 PM (7bRMQ)

290 "To provide a vaccine with an improved stability profile, the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine for use in children 5-11 years of age uses tromethamine (Tris) buffer instead of the phosphate-buffered saline (PBS) as used in the previous formulation and excludes sodium chloride and potassium chloride."

This is a completely new chemical that they're going to shove into your children.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

TRIS is not a new chemical. It's been used (among a lot of other similar chemicals) as a biological buffer for at least 40 years. A company I used to work for made TRIS for this application back in the 1980's.
I use it all the time for a different application. It's pretty harmless and non-toxic.
The problem is the mRNA, and it always was (and is).

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (tjZg/)

291
https://tinyurl.com/28vfy7c3
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:22 PM (ZsR3z)

Stock up now, people.
----------------

Going to be a s.... storm everyone drying out at the same time. - - - they won't be looking in Nancy's pantry for ice cream.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (F/QnQ)

292 Vacations are fun.
Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:36 PM (AmoqO)


I dunno. Sounds like a lot of driving.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (56Jkm)

293 236 There's an Orange, Texas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (e5LQi)

Orange, along with Beaumont and Port Arthur. call themselves "the Golden Triangle". Which is really quite funny, since the only colors you find there are various mixtures of rust and mud.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (evAgx)

294 Javems, safe travels while you enjoy your trip.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (QRj9Q)

295 Braenyard

lol. That's what the double oven is here. It does have a fan on the top. Almond, so not too horrible. It's nice to have double ovens over the holidays.

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2021 07:40 PM (QC3yT)

296 > It's certainly my tippling point.
Posted by: Foster Brooks

Yes... I'm glad someone caught on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 07:40 PM (BFigT)

297 Vacations are fun.
Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:36 PM (AmoqO)

I dunno. Sounds like a lot of driving.
Posted by: Jordan61

Sounds like Sid Ceaesar in a Mad, Mad Mad World.

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)

298 Trying to decide if I should do it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 07:30 PM (wyw4S)
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Give them a bologna email and check the questions.
Odds on it's a push poll.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:41 PM (F/QnQ)

299 That happened in Hazard, KY. Perry County. Middle of the state.

In Perry County, KY 22.2% of the people voted Democrat in the last presidential election, 76.5% voted for the Republican Party.

Sure it happens in San Francisco and NYC. But in a solid red county in the middle of KY??????????????????

How's your secession plans looking now?

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:41 PM (qpX6U)

300 Javems, safe travels while you enjoy your trip.
Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:41 PM (arJlL)

301 Going to be a s.... storm everyone drying out at the same time. - - - they won't be looking in Nancy's pantry for ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (F/QnQ)

If that caravan down south is bringing tequila with them they may be greeted as heroes upon arrival.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 07:42 PM (Ojki1)

302 Yes... I'm glad someone caught on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 07:40 PM (BFigT)

I'm always on the lookout for alko, alco, alkow...booze.

Posted by: Foster Brooks at October 27, 2021 07:42 PM (7bRMQ)

303 Booze is always really variable with distilleries just not putting out some years, accidents causing huge wastage or abundance from some lucky year and then a massive addition of single barrels and multiple "expressions" as they call it. They should be used to handling large changes. World? How can you screw up alcohol? HOW!

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 07:43 PM (Tm5Ir)

304 Javems, safe travels while you enjoy your trip.
Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society

Seconded !
Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 07:41 PM (arJlL)


Thirded!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 07:43 PM (56Jkm)

305 271 Wait until the head meds run out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 07:31 PM (RChnB)
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Listened to Glenn Beck on FOX before I realized he was crazy. He was big on supply chain disruptions and meds were high on his list. I'm better than three months to the good.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:43 PM (F/QnQ)

306 Guess it's time to make a run to the liquor barn this weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2021 07:43 PM (QC3yT)

307 How's your secession plans looking now?
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:41 PM (qpX6U)

Good point. Half of those 22% most likely work for the government skools there in that county.

Another reason to abolish government skools....the democrats who work in them can go away too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2021 07:44 PM (R/m4+)

308 Going to be a s.... storm everyone drying out at the same time. - - - they won't be looking in Nancy's pantry for ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (F/QnQ)

Bad luck.

Posted by: Goct run liquor stores and brothels at October 27, 2021 07:44 PM (Ojki1)

309 I dunno. Sounds like a lot of driving.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (56Jkm)


294 Javems, safe travels while you enjoy your trip.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (QRj9Q)


Thanks, It's all good. Visiting relatives and old friends, for some of which may be the last time I see them.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:44 PM (AmoqO)

310 how ?

orders from the Regulatory State, that's how ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 27, 2021 07:45 PM (Ri0rK)

311 Listened to Glenn Beck on FOX before I realized he was crazy.

Damned conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Notorious Admiral Ackbar at October 27, 2021 07:45 PM (Xrfse)

312 Right over the bridge but under the signage a pretty narrow window to land and he made it.
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It worked out perfectly after engine troubles very shortly after takeoff; no injuries; pilots both okay. I used to work at the small airport -- Buttonville -- the plane took off from.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 27, 2021 07:46 PM (UHVv4)

313 I've got enough rat-gut tequila to last me until I no longer have brain function.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 07:46 PM (QRj9Q)

314 the Federal Bureau of Investigations revealed Monday as it urged any other victims to come forward.

https://tinyurl.com/8c4zn74
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 07:32 PM (IE0b
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Hanging is too good for some people.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (F/QnQ)

315 "Good point. Half of those 22% most likely work for the government skools there in that county."

But why aren't the 76% burning down that school right now? I am so sick in the head. What will tomorrow bring?

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (qpX6U)

316 rot-gut,, I'm half way there!

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (QRj9Q)

317 Booze shortages could be the tipping point.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Reminds me to stock up on champagne yeast. THX

Posted by: Threecuut-loop at October 27, 2021 07:48 PM (1t5dY)

318 What will tomorrow bring?

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (

Glad you asked.

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at October 27, 2021 07:48 PM (qbmV0)

319
Geez, what's it burn, cow dung?
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:36 PM (ZsR3z)
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Burns standard 240v and lights up every time.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:49 PM (F/QnQ)

320 318 What will tomorrow bring?

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (

Glad you asked.
Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at October 27, 2021 07:48 PM (qbmV0)

On the plus side, you will also be one day closer to none of this mattering to you anymore.

Posted by: Failed Halmark card writer. at October 27, 2021 07:50 PM (Ojki1)

321 Bluebell.
Nope. It might actually be a survey but they will have you down as a respondent and who knows what cookies you get?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 07:50 PM (axyOa)

322 What will tomorrow bring?
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (qpX6U)

Less booze, more rape, higher taxes.

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 07:50 PM (U3pn0)

323 Thanks, It's all good. Visiting relatives and old friends, for some of which may be the last time I see them.
Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 07:44 PM (AmoqO)


Oh hell, I'm sorry. I was just joking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 07:51 PM (56Jkm)

324 All the liquor companies re-tooled for hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 07:51 PM (2DOZq)

325 Nope. It might actually be a survey but they will have you down as a respondent and who knows what cookies you get?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 07:50 PM (axyOa)

They're not chocolate chip.

Posted by: Pollva at October 27, 2021 07:52 PM (7bRMQ)

326 Just say no to Samsung Appliances.
Posted by: redchief at October 27, 2021 07:07 PM (Kab4E)


I've seen dozens of Samsung appliances dead in homes. Their W&D's among the worst rated on the planet. LG seems hit or miss, I really like my refrigerator, but have been advised to steer clear of others. The Kitchenaid DW is fantastic, I'll probably get that for cooktop and ovens if I can swing it. Before the prices go up any more and they're not available on top of it. Because you fucker can't stop buying treadmills.

One of the morons works for a high-end appliance company and has some knowledge of what to avoid. I'll admit, I was going to get the cheapest damned refrigerator I could find, until I saw this LG did craft ice. Suddenly I was flush with dough. All for a glass of bourbon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 07:52 PM (wAnMi)

327 Right over the bridge but under the signage a pretty narrow window to land and he made it.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 07:37 PM (Tm5Ir)
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Pucker factor 11.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 07:52 PM (F/QnQ)

328 Then to Bowling Green KY the next day. Two nights there and then to Coyrdon IN. Vacations are fun.
Posted by: Javems


Are you going to the Corvette museum in Bowling Green?

I hear it is interesting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 07:53 PM (tjZg/)

329 If you only knew.

Posted by: 2022 at October 27, 2021 07:53 PM (qbmV0)

330 All the liquor companies re-tooled for hand sanitizer.
Posted by: Just a side note

Mix it with Tang, it'll get ya there

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2021 07:53 PM (vd8XM)

331 I've got enough rat-gut tequila to last me until I no longer have brain function.

So, like, 2 bottles?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 07:53 PM (KZzsI)

332 That kingfisher was a lot brighter than around here. The kingfishers I have seen in the White Mountains have a color scheme that looks like a cross of a blue jay and a nuthatch.

Posted by: fluffy at October 27, 2021 07:53 PM (UnQlg)

333 But why aren't the 76% burning down that school right now? I am so sick in the head. What will tomorrow bring?
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (qpX6U)

The only thing I can think of is the 76% are law abiding folks who follow the law and don't go around getting violent and burning things down like democrats do.

But who knows...this may get something lit.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2021 07:54 PM (R/m4+)

334 Because you fucker can't stop buying treadmills.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 07:52 PM (wAnMi)

Gotta get rid of the Covid 19# somehow!

Posted by: Fatty McFatterson at October 27, 2021 07:55 PM (7bRMQ)

335 322 What will tomorrow bring?
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:47 PM (qpX6U)

Less booze, more rape, higher taxes.
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 07:50 PM (U3pn0)

Well about 30% of NYC police and firefighters have resisted the jab, and Oct 29 is the deadline to submit or be fired.

So at least you can watch NYC burn and feel the schadenfreude as NYC goes all Detroit Devil's Night.

Schadenfreude void if you live in NYC and are too busy living out Escape from NY of course.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 07:56 PM (Ojki1)

336 299 Sure it happens in San Francisco and NYC. But in a solid red county in the middle of KY??????????????????

How's your secession plans looking now?

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2021 07:41 PM (qpX6U)

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I don't have kids (for which I am now thankful) but my friends with kids say that even here, in the 90% rural, 90% red, 4th most heavily armed county in the nation according to studies, most of the primary and secondary school teachers are flaming leftists and reprobates.

That's a huge change from my school daze here in the distant past, but I guess not surprising.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 07:57 PM (lNHqD)

337 Thanks guys. I never respond to these things, but I thought maybe it's time I started so they know that not all Virginians are brain-dead libs, and maybe it would make a difference.

But probably not.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 07:57 PM (wyw4S)

338 The Kitchenaid DW is fantastic, I'll probably get that for cooktop and ovens if I can swing it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 07:52 PM (wAnMi)


KitchenAid/Whirlpool is made in the US, though I can't vouch for every appliance they put their name on. All of the flagship stuff (mixers, refrigerators, washers) is, as far as I know.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 07:57 PM (P4LRL)

339 Does Speedy Gonzales drink rat-gut tequila??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 27, 2021 07:58 PM (UHVv4)

340 Does Speedy Gonzales drink rat-gut tequila??

Nah but Slow Gomez is all over that stuff

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 07:58 PM (KZzsI)

341 I dunno. Sounds like a lot of driving.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (56Jkm)


2,146 miles in my case. And I'd do it again in a minute.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 07:59 PM (Agr8U)

342 RE: Biden Vette...figures he's the "Bright Yellow convertible Corvette/Old Dude" type.(bet he drives out of his way to go by Girl schools and colleges)
It's a 1975 350hp 327, zero pollution controls...would be BANNNED from the roads under his Green Nude Eel.
While eulogizing Colin Powell he told the story..."Powells kids bought him a Vette as a surprise".
Biden challenged him to a race...filmed for Jay Leno.
"SS was forced to sign off on it...Who won? I did, Powell was afraid to get anywhere near me because I don't have positrack, was spinning my wheels everywhere, sliding all over the road"

Posted by: tj Strong at October 27, 2021 08:00 PM (uAI4S)

343 Does Speedy Gonzales drink rat-gut tequila??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 27, 2021 07:58 PM (UHVv4)


If Ally Sheedy married a guy named Gonzalez and hyphenated her name, she'd be Ally Sheedy-Gonzalez.

Might be on the quiz.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:00 PM (P4LRL)

344 @336

And you'll be happy to hear that Soros has a program underway to place "his" principals in schools, like the program with "his" sheriffs and AGs.

It's probably much easier, since no elections need be rigged

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:01 PM (AwPyG)

345 I want one of them Komodo dragons.
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 06:33 PM (V13WU)

If I see one of them coming out of my Kommode, Imma shoot it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 08:01 PM (P3gRi)

346 I think I'm going to go to the school board meeting tomorrow and have my say about the mandates. Doubt anything will come of it except maybe a mob outside my house, but I gotta do something.

Posted by: InCali at October 27, 2021 08:01 PM (ov5G+)

347 Crazy? When Beck was on his Soros kick ca 2010, he was told be a soros lackey that exposing the boss didn't matter, because the ship had already sailed. The lackey seems to be right. Another 65,000 illegals heading to the border courtesy of papa Georg.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:02 PM (0ryfU)

348 Least favorite lizard: Komodo Harris.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 27, 2021 08:02 PM (vuisn)

349 346 I think I'm going to go to the school board meeting tomorrow and have my say about the mandates. Doubt anything will come of it except maybe a mob outside my house, but I gotta do something.
Posted by: InCali at October 27, 2021 08:01 PM (ov5G+)

See you at 4am on Friday.

Posted by: G-Men at October 27, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)

350 2,146 miles in my case. And I'd do it again in a minute.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 07:59 PM (Agr8U)


I'm just one of those people who really hates driving. And being in the car.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 08:03 PM (56Jkm)

351 Does Speedy Gonzales drink rat-gut tequila??

Nah but Slow Gomez is all over that stuff
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Speedys cousins name is Slowpoke Rodriguez

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2021 08:03 PM (vd8XM)

352 Did pilot have to pay any toll fees?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (40iL8)

353 Kingfishers can hover and then dive which is very neat.
They also dart back and forth across creeks just ahead of you when trolling which is very stupid.

Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (FhXTo)

354 Treadmills for sale!

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (Xrfse)

355 @346

There's footage of that Jabba the Hut-like school board woman in Minn, telling parents that they can't speak unless they give their home address.

Where do they grow these awful people?

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (AwPyG)

356 >>> 347 Crazy? When Beck was on his Soros kick ca 2010, he was told be a soros lackey that exposing the boss didn't matter, because the ship had already sailed. The lackey seems to be right. Another 65,000 illegals heading to the border courtesy of papa Georg.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:02 PM (0ryfU)

Who says the boss was exposed?

Posted by: Stan at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (ACi07)

357 Biden's vette was actually Jills husband's vette.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (0ryfU)

358 Slowpoke Rodriguez

He carry a gun.

Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2021 08:05 PM (FhXTo)

359 Oh hell, I'm sorry. I was just joking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 07:51 PM (56Jkm)


Please don't feel bad. Where would we be without a little snark. Didn't mean to make it sound so serious.

One thing my brother and I will do is read letters from and to Mom and Dad while he was in WWII. I expect much weeping.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 08:06 PM (AmoqO)

360 357 Biden's vette was actually Jills husband's vette.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (0ryfU)
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Fitting

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:06 PM (F/QnQ)

361 >>> 355 @346

There's footage of that Jabba the Hut-like school board woman in Minn, telling parents that they can't speak unless they give their home address.

Where do they grow these awful people?
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (AwPyG)

In the public schools.

Posted by: Jabbalina in MN at October 27, 2021 08:06 PM (ACi07)

362 Where do they grow these awful people?

In Grampa's garage.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 27, 2021 08:07 PM (Xrfse)

363 the problem with replacing appliances these days is the cost of steel

the hot rolled steel they use in appliances was $457 / ton in August 2020...this morning it was $1,867 / ton

that's a huge part of why they're just not building them, and what's driving the prices up

but hey, no mean tweets, amiright?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 27, 2021 08:07 PM (DUIap)

364 Beck ran through all of the different foundations the old bastard soros funded. Until then, I had no idea how tangled his testacles were. But it ultimately didn't matter. He is stronger than he has ever been.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:07 PM (0ryfU)

365 Nine hours of neuropsychological testing and interviews for Pooky. More tomorrow morning, plus it's an hour and a half drive each way.

I'm beat.

Posted by: pookysgirl, curled up with two cats at October 27, 2021 08:08 PM (XKZwp)

366 I'm scratching my head at the Daily Mail. Suddenly, the top article is about how Florida has the lowest Covid rate without masks or mandates, and a lot of other top articles are very critical of Biden.

A big change from the past 18 months of covid death stories and fauci-is-a-god.

I wonder why the sudden change?

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:08 PM (AwPyG)

367 AltonJackson, if you can't find the spices you need I will send them to you. Love Ya

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 08:09 PM (QRj9Q)

368 I wonder why the sudden change?

Grampa say it's all in the plan.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 27, 2021 08:10 PM (Xrfse)

369 Wow, that Tris is made from nitromethane and formaldehyde.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 06:41 PM (KAi1n)

It's methane with three hydroxyl groups and an amine group. It appears to have had medical uses for years. But I am not qualified to judge if it's safe to use in a vaccine for kids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 08:10 PM (P3gRi)

370 >>> 366 I'm scratching my head at the Daily Mail. Suddenly, the top article is about how Florida has the lowest Covid rate without masks or mandates, and a lot of other top articles are very critical of Biden.

A big change from the past 18 months of covid death stories and fauci-is-a-god.

I wonder why the sudden change?
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:08 PM (AwPyG)

My turn!!!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 27, 2021 08:10 PM (ACi07)

371 332 That kingfisher was a lot brighter than around here. The kingfishers I have seen in the White Mountains have a color scheme that looks like a cross of a blue jay and a nuthatch.
Posted by: fluffy at October 27, 2021 07:53 PM (UnQlg)

I thought the same thing, so I looked it up! That looks like a video of the River Kingfisher, which is common in Africa and South Asia. You're describing the Belted Kingfisher, which is found throughout North America.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 08:10 PM (evAgx)

372 the hot rolled steel they use in appliances was $457 / ton in August 2020...this morning it was $1,867 / ton
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 27, 2021 08:07 PM (DUIap)


I wonder if there's something about regulations and elections in there.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:11 PM (P4LRL)

373 My address? Sure.

2314 Eat Shit St
Fuck You, MN 33033

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

374 Speaking of George Soros, I just watched a Mark Felton video about the wealth of Adolf Hitler. At one point he may have been worth as much as $5 billion.
I'm not sure what good it ultimately did him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 27, 2021 08:12 PM (cSyAR)

375 @366

>>I wonder why the sudden change?

Because, even for leftist toffee headed Brits, this sh*t is getting old.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2021 08:12 PM (o4eP/)

376
This is a completely new chemical that they're going to shove into your children.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
-
TRIS is not a new chemical...
I use it all the time for a different application. It's pretty harmless and non-toxic.
The problem is the mRNA, and it always was (and is).
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 07:38 PM (tjZg/)
***

I'm not saying TRIS is a new chemical. I'm saying this is now a new chemical compound that is the adult vaccine that is now *using* TRIS, with zero testing or understanding of what to expect in the little 5-11 year olds they'll be shoving it into.

It is a new chemical.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:12 PM (BDWWT)

377 Are you going to the Corvette museum in Bowling Green?

I hear it is interesting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 07:53 PM (tjZg/)


Never been to the museum. Went to school there. They opened the Corvette plant in probably my second Junior year. Applied for a summer job and got turned down, bad hearing.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 08:12 PM (AmoqO)

378 @371

Fun fact: In the late 1700s a farmer in England shot down a crane that had an arrow lodged through its neck. He took it to the local college to identify the origins of the arrow, and it turned out it was from an African tribe.

First evidence that birds migrated; up to that time they'd no idea how far they went.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)

379 So I grab a wrapped up loaf of wonder bread and start beating my wife and dogs with it but I can't see the bugs so I'm blindly wailing on anyone. The slow dog looked up at me with a "this isn't normal right?" look. I killed the last of the yellow jackets and gave everyone benadryl per Dr./vet orders. Not my best day.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (Tm5Ir)


Oranges man, Oranges. Wait . . . Are we talking about the same thing?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 08:13 PM (KbLYZ)

380 I'm scratching my head at the Daily Mail. Suddenly, the top article is about how Florida has the lowest Covid rate without masks or mandates, and a lot of other top articles are very critical of Biden.

A big change from the past 18 months of covid death stories and fauci-is-a-god.

I wonder why the sudden change?
Posted by: artemis


It gets hard to hide it anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 08:13 PM (OCTRt)

381
Baby goes for a bike ride:


https://youtu.be/jj0CmnxuTaQ?t=111

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 08:14 PM (e5LQi)

382 he problem with replacing appliances these days is the cost of steel

the hot rolled steel they use in appliances was $457 / ton in August 2020...this morning it was $1,867 / ton

that's a huge part of why they're just not building them, and what's driving the prices up


Cool. We can soon expect to have fashionable raw carbon fiber finished appliances. Give those dishwashers a sleek, performance look.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 08:15 PM (+LCoQ)

383 I mentioned that the Queen had a photo op with Bill Gates that must have gone over like a lead balloon.

Maybe the DM is worried about violence against them? People have been attacking the BBC reporters.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:16 PM (AwPyG)

384 Ben Had, I was just about you write to you.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 08:16 PM (wyw4S)

385 The Daily Mail is not completely converged. They still often, very often, choose to cover stories like journalists, instead of toeing the line.

I still routinely go there to look for the details that have been omitted from stories on U.S. sites. And, often enough, I find them.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 08:16 PM (R+A4V)

386 Someday, the Brandon thing will get old. This is not that day. Nor, I suspect, is any day before about 2025.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 08:17 PM (R+A4V)

387
Maybe the DM is worried about violence against them? People have been attacking the BBC reporters.
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:16 PM (AwPyG)

What a terrible thing to say/happen.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 08:17 PM (Ojki1)

388 Oh mylanta, do NOT get my family started on steel prices! My dad and brother work for a cylinder fabrication company, my brother-in-law works in a city maintenance shop, and I work in a place that needs steel packaging. Yeah, we're not "happy campers," as my mother puts it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not covered in paint for once at October 27, 2021 08:18 PM (XKZwp)

389 Ben Had, I'm really sorry to have missed this year. I'll make up for it next year.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 08:18 PM (R+A4V)

390 I know a guy who's dying to vaccinate his baby. Most people watch and believe CNN and their friends, that's as far as they care to look for information. They think the vaccine is some sort of miracle drug, in spite of its not working for shit. Very sad. Poor kids. I really hope we don't have half the young population dropping from cancer in 15-20 years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

Children of leftards hardest hit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 08:18 PM (P3gRi)

391 Daily Mail desires some credibility? Maybe they know something...

Posted by: klaftern at October 27, 2021 08:19 PM (taPSh)

392 Isn't that Biden vet Jill Biden's ex husband's car when they were still married?

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)

393 TRIS (THAM) is used to treat severe metabolic acidosis. It is a medical pH buffer.

I will not vaccinate my kids for covid. It is my hill.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:19 PM (0ryfU)

394 Last I saw, anyone in the age group of 1-18 has less than a 1/37,000 chance of dying from Covid. It's about as likely as dying from being stabbed with a sharp object.

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Has there been any study that's figured out the chance of a teenage male dying from an enlarged heart as a result of receiving the vaccines? That's the group that appears to be most at risk from it.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 08:19 PM (PTw5h)

395 Isn't that Biden vet Jill Biden's ex husband's car when they were still married?
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)

Yes. Jill's husband caught Joe taking it to the carwash. That is how he knew Jill was cheating.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:20 PM (0ryfU)

396 I'm not sure what to do about home address requirement. Probably a fake address. Ut I also don't know how to approach it. There's statistics for COVID 19 danger to kids and vaccine danger to kids, but you usually can't reason people out of a position they were t reasoned into. I'm thinking of invoking the old "science is the belief in the ignorance of experts" by the professor who taught just down the road here.

Posted by: InCali at October 27, 2021 08:21 PM (ov5G+)

397 Joe is the kind of piece of shit who steals a mans wife and car, then parades around in public with both of them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:21 PM (0ryfU)

398 @390

But a lot of it can be laid at the feet of the media. A lot of people still can't believe that they'd lie so brazenly.

And a lot of lefties believe everything they're told by their smart phones

I asked my son in law (who is one): "so, have you heard about the beagle story?" No clue what I was talking about.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:22 PM (AwPyG)

399 I personally would not beat a BBC reporter into the mire of his own blood but, if someone did, I would understand.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

400 Neils Bohr said that an expert is someone who has made every mistake that can be made, in a narrow field.

So Fauci is well on his way to becoming an expert.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 08:22 PM (R+A4V)

401 As the Biden reign makes things worse, and the Harris reign makes things worser, there will then be someone brought forth as the Savior.


Similar to Obama being brought forth after the demonization of Bush.


Straight out of Orwell's 1984 playbook.

Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2021 08:22 PM (gw0nT)

402 Anybody seen the creepy pic from circa 1970 where Joe is seated, and staring at a 8 or 9 year old girl's chest?

Whoa, so creepy.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:23 PM (AwPyG)

403 I know nurse doesn't like river otters, but I think they are cute. Especially their babies who are little brown fluff balls.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:23 PM (QHqf9)

404 Just posted a pick on Facebook of Trump holding an "air quotes" rifle with the caption, "Trump rehearsing for SNL skit where he plays Alec Baldwin".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 08:24 PM (OCTRt)

405 >>> 394 Last I saw, anyone in the age group of 1-18 has less than a 1/37,000 chance of dying from Covid. It's about as likely as dying from being stabbed with a sharp object.

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Has there been any study that's figured out the chance of a teenage male dying from an enlarged heart as a result of receiving the vaccines? That's the group that appears to be most at risk from it.
Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 08:19 PM (PTw5h)

Maaaaaybe.... but we won't share the results if so.

It's a surprise!!!

Posted by: Dr. Fauxi at October 27, 2021 08:24 PM (ACi07)

406 Biden's vette was actually Jills husband's vette.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (0ryfU)

I see you beat me to it. Sorry for the repeat,

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 08:24 PM (2DOZq)

407 @397 Joe is the kind of piece of shit who steals a mans wife and car, then parades around in public with both of them.

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Don't forget the part where he slanders the other party in the car crash that his wife likely caused, and that killed her.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 08:24 PM (PTw5h)

408 I asked my son in law (who is one): "so, have you heard about the beagle story?" No clue what I was talking about.




I did that with a coworker today. Props though, she new about the poor monkeys.

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2021 08:24 PM (QC3yT)

409 Joe is the kind of piece of shit who steals a mans wife and car, then parades around in public with both of them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:21 PM (0ryfU)


his son is exactly like him

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 08:24 PM (V13WU)

410 If I take a Miata and put a Fiat engine in it and add Fiat badges (and reliability), I no longer have a Miata, no matter what the car was once based on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:25 PM (BDWWT)

411 @393

That opinion carries a lot of weight, folks.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

412
thanks, Ben Had

gonna go scouting for them this weekend...there's a taco stand in The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor what has a little store in the back (blindfold me, spin me around three times then drop me in there and I'd swear I was in Nuevo Laredo)

I realized on my way home from the office this evening that the office is only a couple of miles from a rather large Hispanic area on the north side of Pontiac; I'll check there the next time I go to the office

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 27, 2021 08:25 PM (DUIap)

413 Anybody seen the creepy pic from circa 1970 where Joe is seated, and staring at a 8 or 9 year old girl's chest?

**

Let go Biden!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:26 PM (BDWWT)

414 @391

That was my thought. DM is backpedaling.

Good luck to them, there's not enough roadway in the world.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:27 PM (AwPyG)

415 I personally would not beat a BBC reporter into the mire of his own blood but, if someone did, I would understand.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:22 PM (yQpMk)


If I witnessed someone performing an unkind and actually rather brutal and protracted act against a journalist in public, I wouldn't go out and get some popcorn, but if I had popcorn, I would probably continue eating it while watching. Popcorn's not free, and anyway, it's a local story. Doesn't affect me.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:27 PM (P4LRL)

416 Hogmartin! You Texan, you. Enjoy the MoMe?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:28 PM (QHqf9)

417 I'm not sure what to do about home address requirement. Probably a fake address.
Posted by: InCali at October 27, 2021 08:21 PM (ov5G+)

Lots of the urban outdoorsmen in my AO when they get arrested give a vacant lot in the nearby town as their address.

119 "Blank" Street SE shows up on their arrest sheet online all the time. Just a thought.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2021 08:29 PM (R/m4+)

418 @415

And popcorn's best when it's still hot. Only common sense.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:29 PM (AwPyG)

419 We'll find out if our efforts were successful in taking the local Board of Education seats up for election next week (3 seats out of 9). It's been a bitter campaign for the town. The whole board is left-wing democrat.

So even if our candidates win, they'll be a minority on the board. To change things, the momentum needs to be sustained and we'll need to win more seats next year.

And then the new board majority would need to oust the current superintendent (who is in contract and works to protect the current board as much as possible), and then appoint someone else who is willing to execute the new priorities of the new board.

Then you need to start booting the left-wing stormtroopers in the schools (that are protected by the unions), and hire new ones.

This is why the right ends up failing so often in these endeavors. It's a full-time job.

Posted by: Revenant at October 27, 2021 08:29 PM (ydlAE)

420 I'm beat.
Posted by: pookysgirl, curled up with two cats at October 27, 2021 08:08 PM (XKZwp)
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Be strong. Prayers up

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:29 PM (F/QnQ)

421 And popcorn's best when it's still hot. Only common sense.
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:29 PM (AwPyG)



Seasoned with the tears of urchins.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

422 I can attest to otter's curiosity. While living on the central CA coast we'd encounter them regularly while surfing. Generally pretty chilled little dudes, but don't get near their food. Or their women otters.

Actually... don't get near them. They'll fuck you in the ass without a second thought.

Or so I understand. Or have been told. Or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 08:31 PM (BFigT)

423 410 If I take a Miata and put a Fiat engine in it and add Fiat badges (and reliability), I no longer have a Miata, no matter what the car was once based on.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:25 PM (BDWWT)

I think you should call it a Fiasco.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 08:31 PM (evAgx)

424 Hogmartin! You Texan, you. Enjoy the MoMe?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:28 PM (QHqf9)


Muad'dib! You, Midwesterner! Me John Big Tree! What were we talking about!

Hell yeah, MoMe was fun. Brought my parents. I missed out on the shooting, both days. Brought some other stuff anyhow.

What's new with you?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:32 PM (P4LRL)

425 I think you should call it a Fiasco.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 08:31 PM (evAgx)



Yesss.

Posted by: Ed McMahon at October 27, 2021 08:32 PM (yQpMk)

426 Where do they grow these awful people?
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:04 PM (AwPyG)


The Dems got control of the Pits of Isengard in 2008, it was considered Too Big To Fail and was provided loans and subsequent support due to continuing resolutions.
They wanted to go back to Orcs, but they retooled due to pressure from USDOT and OSHA oversight. I think they are monitored by USDA and FDA, but no idea who they report to,

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 08:32 PM (KbLYZ)

427 I think they are monitored by USDA and FDA, but no idea who they report to,
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 08:32 PM (KbLYZ)



The Lidless Eye.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

428 I think you should call it a Fiasco.

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Ha. It exists. The Fiat 124.

For those times you want to buy a Miata with Chrysler reliability and Fiat parts and service.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:33 PM (BDWWT)

429 @419

I'll give an example of how hard it is to oust these types. Our town had an awful, leftist mayor, and after several run-ups, we finally voted him out, and there was much rejoicing.

He ran for city council in a very left-leaning district, and was easily elected as a council member. Then he convinced the council to change the mayoral post to one that is chosen by the council from its own members, rather than elected outright by the public.

Within 6 years he was mayor again.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:34 PM (AwPyG)

430 Joe is the kind of piece of shit who steals a mans wife and car, then parades around in public with both of them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:21 PM (0ryfU)

You could have stopped at piece of shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (VwHCD)

431 I really hope we don't have half the young population dropping from cancer in 15-20 years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)


And that the crop of grandkids insn't diminished.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (qyH+l)

432 >
Hell yeah, MoMe was fun. Brought my parents. I missed out on the shooting, both days. Brought some other stuff anyhow.

What's new with you?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08


5 grandkids moved here in spring. I'm busy being grandfather. And running my company. And making maple syrup to go on French Toast. And doing whatever the Honey Badger tells me to do.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (QHqf9)

433 @Liz_Wheeler 1m

1/ BREAKING: I've obtained documents exposing the U.S. Navy's plan to issue blanket denial of religious exemptions to the COVID vaccine mandate, in violation of Navy policy.
2/ Here are packages submitted by Navy Sailors at IWTC Corry Station in Pensacola, FL, requesting religious exemption to the COVID vaxx mandate. They are Navy Sailors who have honorably served for 30 years, 18.5 years, etc.
3/ Each request makes specific descriptions of why they are requesting religious exemption. The Navy hasn't returned acceptance/denial yet... BUT, we know what's happening behind the scenes. Let's begin.

Thread....https://tinyurl.com/ye5zsdsw

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (cF8AT)

434 @431

Rumblings on twitter that there is a drug that can undo whatever evils the vaccine is trying to put in place.

I can't remember what they called it.

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:36 PM (AwPyG)

435 I still routinely go there to look for the details that have been omitted from stories on U.S. sites. And, often enough, I find them.
Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 08:16 PM (R+A4V)
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It's as if they want the left to win but are not willing to lie or degrade the facts in order to do so.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:37 PM (F/QnQ)

436 >>> 433 @Liz_Wheeler 1m

1/ BREAKING: I've obtained documents exposing the U.S. Navy's plan to issue blanket denial of religious exemptions to the COVID vaccine mandate, in violation of Navy policy.
2/ Here are packages submitted by Navy Sailors at IWTC Corry Station in Pensacola, FL, requesting religious exemption to the COVID vaxx mandate. They are Navy Sailors who have honorably served for 30 years, 18.5 years, etc.
3/ Each request makes specific descriptions of why they are requesting religious exemption. The Navy hasn't returned acceptance/denial yet... BUT, we know what's happening behind the scenes. Let's begin.

Thread....https://tinyurl.com/ye5zsdsw
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (cF8AT)

But it's totes not an ideological purge.
And they'll be satisfied with job discrimination by public and private employers.
Right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:37 PM (ACi07)

437 Obama thinks that white people would call Bruce Springsteen's saxophonist a n***er if they saw him in a bar.
What a twisted fucking mind that asshole has.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:38 PM (0ryfU)

438 @426

The Riders of Rohan?

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:38 PM (AwPyG)

439 Guard killed in mall shooting was ex military transgender. First US passport with sex "X" is ex navy "intersex" individual. Does the propaganda industry just focus on traditionally conservative group deviants, or is there something in all the mandatory shits they get, or has military health benefits made sex changes more affordable for vets? It seems well past the point where coincidence explains things, and more in the possibility of a planned action.

Posted by: Downcast at October 27, 2021 08:38 PM (JjMWb)

440 429 @419

I'll give an example of how hard it is to oust these types. Our town had an awful, leftist mayor, and after several run-ups, we finally voted him out, and there was much rejoicing.

He ran for city council in a very left-leaning district, and was easily elected as a council member. Then he convinced the council to change the mayoral post to one that is chosen by the council from its own members, rather than elected outright by the public.

Within 6 years he was mayor again.
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:34 PM (AwPyG)
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Yeah. That's who these people are -- power-craving Machiavellian scum.

I just want to live my life and be left alone. But if you do that, these people just worm their way back in -- it's all they want.

Posted by: Revenant at October 27, 2021 08:39 PM (ydlAE)

441 391 Daily Mail desires some credibility? Maybe they know something...
Posted by: klaftern at October 27, 2021 08:19 PM (taPSh)
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Mmmm, they are gaining readership and making a profit while other newspapers are withering away?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:39 PM (F/QnQ)

442 5 grandkids moved here in spring. I'm busy being grandfather. And running my company. And making maple syrup to go on French Toast. And doing whatever the Honey Badger tells me to do.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (QHqf9)


Grandkids and maple syrup. Huh. Little sticky fingerprints all over things?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:40 PM (P4LRL)

443 Thread....https://tinyurl.com/ye5zsdsw
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (cF8AT)


I am appalled, yet unsurprised.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

444 Rumblings on twitter that there is a drug that can undo whatever evils the vaccine is trying to put in place.

WooHoo! We finally have the final component for a very worn out and hackneyed thriller movie plot!

(We aren't ever going to get the scene wear the hero creatively dispatches the arch-villain, Fauci, before the celebratory nookie with the token hot-chick)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (+LCoQ)

445 403 I know nurse doesn't like river otters, but I think they are cute. Especially their babies who are little brown fluff balls.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:23 PM (QHqf9)

I've been hip deep in a stream with them while fly fishing. Not aggressive at all.

I consider it a life highlight...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)

446 BREAKING: I've obtained documents exposing the U.S. Navy's plan to issue blanket denial of religious exemptions to the COVID vaccine mandate, in violation of Navy policy.

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This is such a great way to make a list of who is a team player and who should never work again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (BDWWT)

447 Yes. Jill's husband caught Joe taking it to the carwash. That is how he knew Jill was cheating.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:20 PM (0ryfU)
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Not saying I would go out with a married woman but having anything to do with the husband's possessions is icky.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (F/QnQ)

448 >Grandkids and maple syrup. Huh. Little sticky fingerprints all over things?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:40 PM (P4LRL)



Always. This time of year I'm cat herding them to help make firewood.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (QHqf9)

449 >>> 443 Thread....https://tinyurl.com/ye5zsdsw
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (cF8AT)


I am appalled, yet unsurprised.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

Isn't that the story of the last two years (or more)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (ACi07)

450 G.E. oven at the country place has no fan but it does have an mechanical clock of which the numerals roll - same as the old gasoline pump read outs before the pumps went digital. - - never been serviced

Geez, what's it burn, cow dung?

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 07:36 PM (ZsR3z)

Thats funny shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (VwHCD)

451 What's with the Navy, can any Navy types explain it? they have that Fat Arnold (Laurence? I forget) scandal where the top brass were giving away classified intel on ship movements for hookers.

What's going on, for heaven's sake?

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

452 Obama thinks that white people would call Bruce Springsteen's saxophonist a n***er if they saw him in a bar.
What a twisted fucking mind that asshole has.

**

Makes sense. He's been around Democrats his entire life.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:42 PM (BDWWT)

453 I just got a rather large raise. Large enough that it halved our timeline for getting the fuck out of Colorado. Paying off the house and buying some land in another state. Won't happen immediately, of course. But it looks far more feasible.

And I won't just abandon my company. We have robust remote working capabilities. I'm in a good mood. Can't wait to see what happens to effectively take a dump on our plans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)

454 Always. This time of year I'm cat herding them to help make firewood.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 27, 2021 08:41 PM (QHqf9)


Speaking of cat herding, I have some chickens. No milk yet.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:43 PM (P4LRL)

455 Here's more from the thread:

@Liz_Wheeler

6/ In this case, CAPT Marc Ratkus, who is CO of Center for Information Warfare Training & CDR Schley's boss, provided a standard denial memo to CDR Schley and instructed her to use it for all requests at her command. It even had his letterhead and signature on it.
7/ In the denial endorsements all of her Sailors received, the letterhead and signature had been changed to make it appear that she was making the recommendation and he was merely concurring. But we know that she didn't concur, and Schley admits it.
8/ CDR Schley knows she is violating policy & in fact complained to colleagues about it. I've obtained copies of TWO sworn affidavits from Sailors who heard CDR Schley claim she didn't want to issue blanket denial of all religious exemption requests, but was forced by CPT Ratkus.

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 08:43 PM (cF8AT)

456 407 @397 Joe is the kind of piece of shit who steals a mans wife and car, then parades around in public with both of them.

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Don't forget the part where he slanders the other party in the car crash that his wife likely caused, and that killed her.
Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 08:24 PM (PTw5h)
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Th That's our pResident.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:44 PM (F/QnQ)

457 @446

That's why I'm very leery of the "conservatives" who want us to sign a petition.

A petition asking for the enforcement agency to do its job? Huh?

And the list may as well say in flashing red lights: don't let this person's vote count

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:44 PM (AwPyG)

458 @Liz_Wheeler 1m

1/ BREAKING: I've obtained documents exposing the U.S. Navy's plan to issue blanket denial of religious exemptions to the COVID vaccine mandate, in violation of Navy policy.
2/ Here are packages submitted by Navy Sailors at IWTC Corry Station in Pensacola, FL, requesting religious exemption to the COVID vaxx mandate. They are Navy Sailors who have honorably served for 30 years, 18.5 years, etc.
3/ Each request makes specific descriptions of why they are requesting religious exemption. The Navy hasn't returned acceptance/denial yet... BUT, we know what's happening behind the scenes. Let's begin.

Thread....https://tinyurl.com/ye5zsdsw
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 08:35 PM (cF8AT)


there are legislatures across the country that are trying to insert language into existing bills eliminating exemptions such as religious exemptions, for public and private employees ..let me know if you want an example...

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 08:45 PM (V13WU)

459 I just got a rather large raise. Large enough that it halved our timeline for getting the fuck out of Colorado. Paying off the house and buying some land in another state. Won't happen immediately, of course. But it looks far more feasible.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)


You're welcome to come down here. You can stay in the guest room as long as you need to, just need some help milking the chickens in the morning.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (P4LRL)

460 >>> 453 I just got a rather large raise. Large enough that it halved our timeline for getting the fuck out of Colorado. Paying off the house and buying some land in another state. Won't happen immediately, of course. But it looks far more feasible.

And I won't just abandon my company. We have robust remote working capabilities. I'm in a good mood. Can't wait to see what happens to effectively take a dump on our plans.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)

Congratulations! Prayers that your employers don't join the psycho koolaid bandwagon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (ACi07)

461 Not saying I would go out with a married woman but having anything to do with the husband's possessions is icky.

Like Bidens have any morals. He saw a Vette he could grab without paying for it and that was all he needed to see.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (3/XaG)

462 Speaking of cat herding, I have some chickens. No milk yet.
Posted by: hogmartin at October


Pssst,
I think the chickens are supposed to produce eggs, not milk.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (U2p+3)

463 Not saying I would go out with a married woman but having anything to do with the husband's possessions is icky.

**

If you think about it that has been the entirety of the Biden family existence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:47 PM (BDWWT)

464 And speaking of which, we haven't heard another peep about the fetal cells lie, have we?

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)

465 You're welcome to come down here. You can stay in the guest room as long as you need to, just need some help milking the chickens in the morning.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (P4LRL)

gonna buy some cows to lay eggs, farm boy ?

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 08:47 PM (V13WU)

466 I think the chickens are supposed to produce eggs, not milk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (U2p+3)


OK, then why do they have breasts?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:47 PM (P4LRL)

467 You're welcome to come down here. You can stay in the guest room as long as you need to, just need some help milking the chickens in the morning.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (P4LRL)

Do chickens have nipples? If so, how many? Check again. Do you have platypuses?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:47 PM (x8Wzq)

468 >>> 459
.....
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)

You're welcome to come down here. You can stay in the guest room as long as you need to, just need some help milking the chickens in the morning.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (P4LRL)

If for some reason you get the urge for a southerly road trip before it starts snowing (or in spring), let us know. My chickens aren't little freeloaders. In fact I hope you like eggs...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:48 PM (ACi07)

469 OK, then why do they have breasts?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2021 08:47 PM (P4LRL)


They don't have breasts. They have white meat, just like in the 1970's Playboys

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (KbLYZ)

470
429 @419

I'll give an example of how hard it is to oust these types. Our town had an awful, leftist mayor, and after several run-ups, we finally voted him out, and there was much rejoicing.

He ran for city council in a very left-leaning district, and was easily elected as a council member. Then he convinced the council to change the mayoral post to one that is chosen by the council from its own members, rather than elected outright by the public.

Within 6 years he was mayor again.
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:34 PM (AwPyG)

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How could the city council decide that. Every city I lived in had a charter from the state describing its exact function and governmental set up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (cMXNt)

471 I probably shouldn't mention I'm considering naming one of the hens after another commenter here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (ACi07)

472 Building a cattle coop is difficult and expensive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (II3Gr)

473 Not sure if cows are willing to roost

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)

474 Not saying I would go out with a married woman but having anything to do with the husband's possessions is icky.

Like Bidens have any morals. He saw a Vette he could grab without paying for it and that was all he needed to see.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 08:46 PM (3/XaG)

And that is it in a nut shell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (VwHCD)

475 If you can milk an almond, you can milk a chicken.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

476 Listening to Nazareth, Hair of the Dog. An album from my wild youth. Changin' Times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)

477 He ran for city council in a very left-leaning district, and was easily elected as a council member. Then he convinced the council to change the mayoral post to one that is chosen by the council from its own members, rather than elected outright by the public.

Within 6 years he was mayor again.
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:34 PM (AwPyG)
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Yeah. That's who these people are -- power-craving Machiavellian scum.
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Some people need to be fed tootsie rolls.
Just tootsie rolls.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (F/QnQ)

478 Congrats Pug!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (axyOa)

479 Not sure if cows are willing to roost

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They will roost and like it !

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 08:51 PM (V13WU)

480 Get a rooster. Name him "Zucker."

Wait for it...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 27, 2021 08:51 PM (II3Gr)

481 I was just over at Legal Insurrection, reading Branca's posts about the days event at the Aubery Trial in Georgia. Based on some exchanges in the courtroom today, he suspects that the Defense attorneys have already given up on the idea of getting a fair trial at this stage, and are concentrating on preserving the record so that they have a strong case on appeal. Not really a surprise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 08:51 PM (evAgx)

482 If I take a Miata and put a Fiat engine in it and add Fiat badges (and reliability), I no longer have a Miata, no matter what the car was once based on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:25 PM (BDWWT)

Why would you want to downgrade a Miata like that?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 08:52 PM (7bRMQ)

483 476 Listening to Nazareth, Hair of the Dog. An album from my wild youth. Changin' Times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)

At least you had a wild youth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 27, 2021 08:52 PM (II3Gr)

484 A good job for a 4H kid is learning how to sex chickens to tell them apart. If you want to sex goats, it's better to hire one of those Afghanis we just flew out of Kapbul.

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2021 08:52 PM (Ti+Tv)

485 I probably shouldn't mention I'm considering naming one of the hens after another commenter here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (ACi07)

this ought to be good. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 08:52 PM (VwHCD)

486

Das ONT ist NOOD!!

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (iOxrB)

487 Pug, good on ya. My .50 an hour raise last year isn't cutting it.

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (QC3yT)

488 Listening to Nazareth, Hair of the Dog. An album from my wild youth. Changin' Times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)


Is that the one with beggars day? That was a great song back in the day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (VwHCD)

489 Get a rooster. Name him "Zucker."

Wait for it...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 27, 2021 08:51 PM (II3Gr)

I. Wait. Oh. Wait.

Got it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

490 471 I probably shouldn't mention I'm considering naming one of the hens after another commenter here.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (ACi07)

my bro-in-law in Shreveport has chickens, and he's named all of them after his relatives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (evAgx)

491 Why would you want to downgrade a Miata like that?

*

Same reason women get plastic surgery I guess. Gotta f*ck with it. Gotta mess with perfection.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (BDWWT)

492 And I won't just abandon my company. We have robust remote working capabilities. I'm in a good mood. Can't wait to see what happens to effectively take a dump on our plans.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)
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Congratulations.
Just sock it away and stay on the bright side.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (F/QnQ)

493 I don't know what terminology to use, but it would be very helpful if "left" and "right" and "Democrat" and " Republican" could go away. It takes a long, long time for many people to get past the names and phrases they are used to and the political actors know that. Here in AZ there are still "Dem" sheriffs in the southern border counties who are really old school conservatives in thought and behaviors. This goes all the way back to post Civil War where the Republican carpetbaggers arrived from the North and took over, where the locals were Southern and Democrats. People often vote based on positions of 100 years ago and don't assimilate the changes. Sometimes it leads to weird things like "hippies" aligning with big corporations.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (3/XaG)

494 Platapuses don't have nipples.

Really interesting info from genetics, apparently the genes for milk protein production are very old, and may predate critters like the Synapsids

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (KbLYZ)

495 Americans Stranded in Bulgaria Due to New Vaccine Mandate for Children Legally Immigrating

https://bit.ly/2ZvU9uV

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (yQpMk)

496 342
While eulogizing Colin Powell he told the story..."Powells kids bought him a Vette as a surprise".

Posted by: tj Strong at October 27, 2021 08:00 PM (uAI4S)

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per Bob Woodward, Powell was a vintage Volvo guy. Seriously. He wrote about it in "The Commanders," which is the only Woodward book I ever read.

Spoiler: the book sucked.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (lNHqD)

497 Is that the one with beggars day? That was a great song back in the day.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (VwHCD)

Yup. next up on the album. kind of an underappreciated band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)

498 475 If you can milk an almond, you can milk a chicken.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (yQpMk)


I think that's called schmaltz.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (AmoqO)

499 ..What's with the Navy, can any Navy types explain it? they have that Fat Arnold (Laurence? I forget) scandal where the top brass were giving away classified intel on ship movements for hookers. What's going on, for heaven's sake? Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

While everyone likes to joke about the USAF and it's mess halls n' golf courses, there is NO snobbery at the level of USN Flag Rank snobbery. I'm not going to try to explain it, but growing up a USN brat and doing one enlisted hitch in the USAF, the differences were obvious.

Navy Admirals consider themselves Next to God one and all, where the Army only occasionally produces a MacArthur or such. Such Admirals believe at their core that their rightful place is advising the President and other positions of Highest Influence. Watch media from WWII, and you'll even see that the Admirals were treated more deferentially than the land-based Generals. I'm not going to try to explain it or damn sure not justify it. But I'll report on it as I've seen it over the years.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 08:56 PM (QzJWU)

500 So I am understanding that Robert DeNiro is more evolved than a platypus because he has nipples.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:57 PM (x8Wzq)

501 472 Building a cattle coop is difficult and expensive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (II3Gr)
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those ramps are a b*tch

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 08:57 PM (F/QnQ)

502 Obama thinks that white people would call Bruce Springsteen's saxophonist a n***er if they saw him in a bar.
What a twisted fucking mind that asshole has.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 08:38 PM (0ryfU)

If I saw Clarence Clemmons in a bar, I'd take the pledge on the spot. Guy's been dead since 2011.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 08:58 PM (P3gRi)

503 Yup. next up on the album. kind of an underappreciated band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)

yeah beggars day was the very first song I ever learned from them. I remember it like yesterday. We were pretty young, and a friend of mine had cousins visiting from virginia like they did every summer. We were in the mall, and the album just came out so while looking for something new my friend grabbed it. I heard beggars day and was like ooookay, we gotta play that one. Some good tunes on that album.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 09:00 PM (VwHCD)

504 Not sure if cows are willing to roost
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)

If they do, don't walk under them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 09:03 PM (P3gRi)

505 Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 27, 2021 06:42 PM (S7qNr)

If you daunted by the repairs, you might have an easy way out. Try unplugging the oven for 30 sec. and then plugging back in. If it's a bogus error, that will clear it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 27, 2021 09:05 PM (roH4R)

506 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 06:59 PM (2JVJo)
I'm glad you said that. The People's Temple is exactly they remind me of.
The cult of personality, the socialism, the obsession with death, they fit both groups.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (roH4R)

507 Obama thinks that white people would call Bruce Springsteen's saxophonist a n***er if they saw him in a bar.
What a twisted fucking mind that asshole has.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Pathological narcissists use every available thing in their surroundings to assault those not in their orbit. Every person, item, or thing is a weapon for poisonous fucks like the JEF.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (1t5dY)

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