Wednesday Overnight Thread (10/27/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

And I’m sorry, guys, but any parent who thinks their 17-year-old school’s assignment is too explicit, they need to check out his browser history, because trust me, he can handle it. It this shows you that the real dangerous ideology in society isn’t conservatism or liberalism. It’s helicopter parenting. An AP is basically a college course. How long will this lady be trying to protect her kid?” Trevor Noah

Quote II

“My comments at the event last May included an inappropriate choice of words. I immediately apologized to people who approached me then and I apologize again now. I know how important it is to choose my words carefully. I would never want to offend anyone.” Houston Texas CEO Cal McNair

What a Pu$$Y


Quote III

“120 to 2 in Congressional Republican Elections in 2020 and 11 to 0 in Republican Elections this cycle, endorsed by President Trump."

“The Fake News hates to talk about the power of the most meaningful ever endorsement, but the people know and fully understand!" President Donald Trump

Quote IV

We are pleased that the jury agreed that Duvall’s race and gender were unlawful factors in his termination — that he was fired to make room for more diverse leaders at Novant. Attorney S. Luke Largess of Charlotte

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I know, it's been a while since I attended school. And I get it. School is tough and there is nothing wrong with having some fun, both students and staff. You don't allow the inmates run the asylum.

A Kentucky school district confirmed on Wednesday it is investigating social media posts of a homecoming event showing male teenagers in skimpy clothing giving lap dances to school staff, including the principal.

Social media posts emerging from Hazard High School in Hazard, Kentucky show teenage boys giving lap dances to staff which has prompted outrage from parents on social media, according to Lexington Herald-Leader.


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Those of us Morons who use gasoline: Are getting hit hard.

The U.S. price of regular-grade gasoline is continuing to rise, with the national average hitting a seven-year high.

As of Oct. 27, the national average rose to $3.394 per gallon from $3.389 the previous day, and up from the month-ago average of $3.189, according to AAA.

Thanks Brandon.

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I've never met Retired U.S. Marine James Kilcer. I would like to. I would thank him for his service and buy him a drink of his choice for his wardrobe selection.

Retired U.S. Marine James Kilcer wore a “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt to a Tuesday ceremony in Yuma, Arizona, where he received a valor award for disarming a robbery suspect.

On October 21, 2021, Breitbart News reported that the retired Marine was in a Chevron in Yuma when three robbery suspects entered the store, one of whom allegedly had a gun.


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Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it’s just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher! Kangaroo!


Go ahead click, would I steer you wrong?


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Obnoxious foolishness must be nipped in the bud. Fuming motorists chuck ink at Insulate Britain protesters as they prepare to block A40

Fuming motorists have drenched Insulate Britain protesters in ink today as the activists once again blocked London's roads during this morning's rush hour.

The eco warriors decided to target both the A40 and M25 today, but were met with fierce resistance from commuters.

Pictures from the scene on the A40 show gloomy activists with deep blue ink trickling down their faces and hi-vis uniforms.


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Our look at Halloween this week continues.


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If only she had put that much energy helping the people who wanted help.

OCTOBER 26--The owner of a drug rehab clinic sold fentanyl to a police informant inside the facility, according to Florida investigators who say that the accused woman was “targeting a vulnerable population” and “preying on those looking for hope while battling a vicious disease.”

Police yesterday arrested Misty Gilley, 50, on felony narcotics charges for allegedly selling fentanyl, a powerful opioid, out of Simply Recovery, the substance abuse treatment facility she operates in Altamonte Springs, a city outside Orlando.

Gilley, seen at right, was freed from custody today after posting $49,500 bond and is scheduled to be arraigned on December 7. State incorporation records list Gilley as the manager and registered agent of Simply Recovery LLC.

According to a Seminole County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the probe of Gilley began earlier this month when an investigator received information that she was “selling fentanyl and cocaine out of her place of business and her home.”


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The Homosexual community now has a problem with language. Previously they were alright altering the definition of "gay". Words have definitions. First of all, there is no such thing as a Trans-Woman. There are men, women and wannabes.

Is a lesbian transphobic if she does not want to have sex with trans women? Some lesbians say they are increasingly being pressured and coerced into accepting trans women as partners - then shunned and even threatened for speaking out. Several have spoken to the BBC, along with trans women who are concerned about the issue too.

Warning: Story contains strong language

"I've had someone saying they would rather kill me than Hitler," says 24-year-old Jennie*.

"They said they would strangle me with a belt if they were in a room with me and Hitler. That was so bizarrely violent, just because I won't have sex with trans women."

Jennie is a lesbian woman. She says she is only sexually attracted to women who are biologically female and have vaginas. She therefore only has sex and relationships with women who are biologically female.

And this kind of shit doesn't help.

DENVER (AP) — The United States has issued its first passport with an “X” gender designation, marking a milestone in the recognition of the rights of people who do not identify as male or female, and expects to be able to offer the option more broadly next year, the State Department said Wednesday.

The department did not identify the passport recipient, but Dana Zzyym of Fort Collins, Colorado, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview it was their passport. Zzyym, who prefers a gender-neutral pronoun, has been in a legal battle with the government since 2015 over a passport.

Zzyym (pronounced Zimm) said the fight for the passport with an accurate gender designation was a way to help the next generation of intersex people win recognition as full citizens with rights.

“I’m not a problem. I’m a human being. That’s the point,” Zzyym said.


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Those of us on the Right have to watch out for what we say. We deal with repercussions frequently. Refreshing to see someone on the left have free speech with consequences.

In October 2020, Nathan Jun was under fire at Midwestern State University after he wished for every policeman to be strangled with the “intestines of the last capitalist.”

Jun served as the Coordinator of the Philosophy Program and taught "Asian Philosophy and Religion," "Philosophy of Race and Racism," and "Ethics" at the Texas institution.

At the time, Campus Reform reported on Jun’s controversial comments, noting his support of ANTIFA. The social media post from September 2020 quoted the philosopher Denis Diderot, who said, “Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”

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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day: October 27, 1964 - Sonny and Cher
31 year old Salvatore Philip Bono married 18 year old Cherilyn Sarkisian La Piere. For a time they performed together as Caesar and Cleo before changing the name of their act to Sonny and Cher. Their union lasted 12 years. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: October 27, 1967 - Scott Weiland
Scott Weiland, vocals, Stone Temple Pilots, (1993 UK No.23 single 'Plush'). Velvet Revolver, (2004 US No.1 & UK No.11 album 'Contraband'). Weiland has also established himself as a solo artist, releasing three studio albums, a cover album, and collaborations with several other musicians since 1998. Weiland died on December 3, 2015 after being found in cardiac arrest on his tour bus in Bloomington, Minnesota, just before he was scheduled to go on stage with his band The Wildabouts. He was 48 years old. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Well he certainly will remember that time period of his life. Genius Award Winner.

Bank robber's extreme transformation after tattooing face and eyelids in prison
EXCLUSIVE Jerry Lee took the drastic decision to tattoo his own face while serving time in a maximum security prison for an attempted bank robbery - here he explains how and why he did it

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Middle school bus riders are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

ATLANTA (WSB) – A bus full of students was heading to school when the driver had a medical emergency. The heroic actions of two middle schoolers saved their bus driver’s life.

“I looked down, and Miss Julie’s face is just like bright red and like shaking,” bus rider Conner Doss said.

It was a tense situation on the Paulding County School bus as the woman behind the wheel couldn’t breathe.

Student Kane Daughtrey didn’t have time to think – just react. He picked up the dispatch radio and called for help.


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1

L-ewwel!

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 08:52 PM (iOxrB)

2

I nooded...

Because I'm a good doobie...

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 08:53 PM (iOxrB)

3

Hat trick?

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (iOxrB)

4

In before the riff-raff!

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (iOxrB)

5
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 27, 2021 08:54 PM (DUIap)

6 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 08:55 PM (mD/uy)

7 Oily bird

Posted by: mot at October 27, 2021 08:55 PM (FmeBQ)

8 Hello!

For thought and edification:

https://tinyurl.com/2hbty7f5

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 27, 2021 08:55 PM (7Tf5P)

9 I know how important it is to choose my words carefully. I would never want to offend anyone.

Good God you wuss. I can always tell if I'm correct or not based solely on the people offended by my comments.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 08:57 PM (mD/uy)

10 9 I know how important it is to choose my words carefully. I would never want to offend anyone.

Good God you wuss. I can always tell if I'm correct or not based solely on the people offended by my comments.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 08:57 PM (mD/uy)

I normally just post the Quotes of The Day and don't comment under them. But tonight? What a fucking pussy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 08:59 PM (aA3+G)

11 Drug addicts are addicted to drugs. It ain't a "disease".

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2021 08:59 PM (W8e/N)

12 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 27, 2021 08:59 PM (A/JpM)

13 New "Lets Go Brandon" song released on iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/bf3rfuv4

It's turning into a cottage industry. I wonder how many of these songs will make the top 10 (and how long they'll stay up there).

Posted by: Revenant at October 27, 2021 09:00 PM (ydlAE)

14 Okay - funny thing.

I got out the Wand Of The Red Dot (laser pointer) tonight. From the coffee table drawer and when I was don I put it in the drawer in the china cabinet. The cat has attacked a pen on the end table - twice - and has tried to get into the coffee table drawer. He knows what it looks like and where it usually rests, and one of these he will get the Red Dot!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 27, 2021 09:00 PM (7Tf5P)

15 Just started watching Netherbeast Incorporated
This looks promising

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 09:01 PM (YZG/i)

16 I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Caliban at October 27, 2021 09:01 PM (HgGBT)

17 Well, it's too late baby
It's too late

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 09:01 PM (F/QnQ)

18 ONT time?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:01 PM (ACi07)

19 Good God you wuss. I can always tell if I'm correct or not based solely on the people offended by my comments.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 08:57 PM (mD/uy)

Whenever you go to hit a pussy you punch a mirror.

Was that offensive enough?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 27, 2021 09:01 PM (7Tf5P)

20 Harkkonen marinade.

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 27, 2021 09:02 PM (glGDV)

21 In before Sandy.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 09:02 PM (V13WU)

22 This Universal Coordinated Time thing has gotten completely out of hand!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

23 Nice pic. Almost as good as Bob Ross....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:02 PM (7bRMQ)

24 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at October 27, 2021 09:02 PM (qAR6u)

25 good evening horde

Posted by: wing at October 27, 2021 09:02 PM (PlW9M)

26 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 09:03 PM (pbYL9)

27 You gotta have an O-N-T
If you want to be with me

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:03 PM (R+A4V)

28 22 This Universal Coordinated Time thing has gotten completely out of hand!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

Variety is the spice of life.

Or..............

Quityerbitchin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)

29 Damn kid in the bottom picture got more deer than i did.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:04 PM (axyOa)

30 Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 09:04 PM (2JoB8)

31 I swear, my life's mission has become to beat that Zettai person to a first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

32 'Nite Skip.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:04 PM (mD/uy)

33 Weird. Scott Weiland was only six months younger than I.

Never really got into STP. But I don't change stations when one of their songs comes on, so there's that.

I was more into Alice in Chains, Metal Church and Nevermore. All PNW bands.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 09:05 PM (arJlL)

35 Good evening, now to read.

Posted by: sassy at October 27, 2021 09:05 PM (xSICi)

36 The theme song is : "People are meat, the people I meet"

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (YZG/i)

37 It is becoming clear that the most valuable, and rarest, quality in, well, anyone who appears in the media, is courage.

We are lucky to have Trump.
We are lucky to have U.S. Marine James Kilcer

We are even a little lucky to have that gun-grabber a-hole Piers Morgan. I'd buy him a beer on the strength of his courage in calling out Princess Pushy, when the entire establishment did not want that.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (R+A4V)

38 >>> 485 I probably shouldn't mention I'm considering naming one of the hens after another commenter here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 08:49 PM (ACi07)

this ought to be good. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 08:52 PM (VwHCD)

She is a good egger (no ham, sorry) - one every day. She also is a little bug-killer and chases down any of the other hens to steal bugs if they grab a bug before she gets it (which isn't often). Soooo bluebell wouldn't be offended, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (ACi07)

39 Dimetrodon was a Synapsid, and is more closely related to mammals than to Dinosaurs.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (KbLYZ)

40 What a great Fall lead photo MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

41 I listened to Jocko Willink's podcast with Dakota Meyer (MoH Recipient) today. Long episode that was just a gut-punch. I knew a little about Meyer's heroics but not nearly enough.

Some people are made for battle. Most aren't.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2021 09:07 PM (N1cu2)

42 >>> 36 The theme song is : "People are meat, the people I meet"
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (YZG/i)

Theme song for what, and selected by who, Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:07 PM (ACi07)

43 Go ahead click, would I steer you wrong?

* ponders deeply *

* hand poised over mouse *

* ponders some more *

Posted by: mindful webworker is wary at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (cb/hk)

44 I recently had to look up the lyrics to Plush, because I assumed I must have misheard them. They couldn't possibly be so stupid. But they are.

And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?


Say what?

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (R+A4V)

45 Quityerbitchin'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)
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You do realize AoS thread count would plummet drastically, under those guidelines, right?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (2NsRj)

46 From the link to the self-tattooist:
"I now want to become a great tattoo artist and travel on the tattoo convention circuit.

"My hopes for the future are to open a family tattoo shop."

Yes, I can see no reason why people wouldn't want to put their health and safety in your hands.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 09:09 PM (ZsR3z)

47 Just started watching Netherbeast Incorporated
This looks promising

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 09:01 PM



My "netherbeast" is a sole proprietorship...

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 09:09 PM (iOxrB)

48 Sonny was the better part of S and C.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (7bRMQ)

49 >>> 46 From the link to the self-tattooist:
"I now want to become a great tattoo artist and travel on the tattoo convention circuit.

"My hopes for the future are to open a family tattoo shop."

Yes, I can see no reason why people wouldn't want to put their health and safety in your hands.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 09:09 PM (ZsR3z)

He's turning his life around!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (ACi07)

50 Theme song for what, and selected by who, Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Netherbeast Incorporated, a silly movie on prime

vampire/cannibals in a corporate setting

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (YZG/i)

51 Jennie is a lesbian woman. She says she is only sexually attracted to women who are biologically female and have vaginas. She therefore only has sex and relationships with women who are biologically female.

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Wow check out Karen McTERFyface over here.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (Obsrs)

52 What a great Fall lead photo MisHum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

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Suckup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (VxC1e)

53 Goodnight Guys and Gals. Long drive tomorrow.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (AmoqO)

54 She is a good egger (no ham, sorry) - one every day. She also is a little bug-killer and chases down any of the other hens to steal bugs if they grab a bug before she gets it (which isn't often). Soooo bluebell wouldn't be offended, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (ACi07)
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Probably not, but AtC might be upset the chicken wasn't named after her.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (2NsRj)

55 Quityerbitchin'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)
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You do realize AoS thread count would plummet drastically, under those guidelines, right?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (2NsRj)


I must say, it sure does seem like the old school genteel COB guidelines of restraint and moderated language have been left by the wayside...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

56 My "netherbeast" is a sole proprietorship...
Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 09:09 PM (iOxrB)

Those crazy Dutch...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (7Tf5P)

57 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Suckup.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (VxC1e)


Hey it might work, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

58 Sonny was the better part of S and C.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Sony pined for Cher after she leaft.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)

59 33 Weird. Scott Weiland was only six months younger than I.

Never really got into STP. But I don't change stations when one of their songs comes on, so there's that.

I was more into Alice in Chains, Metal Church and Nevermore. All PNW bands.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)

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I got to see Metal Church in concert once, during the Operation Rock and Roll tour in 1991. They were touring with Judas Priest, Alice Cooper and Motorhead. I wasn't a big fan before the show, but I was after. They were incredible live.

I saw Alice in Chains around the same time, I think they were opening for Van Hagar. They were better in the studio than live, in my opinion.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (lNHqD)

60 Go ahead click, would I steer you wrong?

Never! Of all the CoBs, you are the most trustworthy.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Chapter at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

61 Go ahead click, would I steer you wrong?

That lady golfer could use a few pointers from a retired professional, female golfer.

'Rons, go ahead and click, would I steer you wrong?

https://tinyurl.com/326bbxtv

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (7F9te)

62 Safe travels Javems.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (mD/uy)

63 allegedly selling fentanyl... freed ...after posting $49,500 bond

I really don't understand how this can be allowed.

I guess we do need to free up jail cells for dangerous parents who want to be part of their kids' education.

Posted by: mindful webworker is free without bond at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (cb/hk)

64 I filled the tank of my Escalade coat $82.

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (mbFEM)

65 44 I recently had to look up the lyrics to Plush, because I assumed I must have misheard them. They couldn't possibly be so stupid. But they are.

And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

Say what?
Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (R+A4V)


Third rule of Grunge Club (after the perfunctory first rule, of course) is that the lyrics aren't allowed to make sense.

Posted by: CppThis at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (UewuT)

66 Trevor's right... It's entirely possible for a 17 year old to be an adult. At that age I had a job, and my own (+ a roommate) place. I was in three AP courses, and a couple other CP ones. I'd traveled to a few countries on a couple continents, and had done time for felonies.

1.) Most kids aren't like that. I was a weird kid... My mom always said my brother and I were born at 50.

2.) Because I was an adult at that age, I already knew that guys like him were so full of shit that their teeth were puking from the stench.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (/KPLX)

67 55 Quityerbitchin'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)
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You do realize AoS thread count would plummet drastically, under those guidelines, right?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (2NsRj)

I must say, it sure does seem like the old school genteel COB guidelines of restraint and moderated language have been left by the wayside...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

What can I say? it's that time of the month.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)

68 54
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Probably not, but AtC might be upset the chicken wasn't named after her.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (2NsRj)

hogmartin to the courtesy phone please... hogmartin to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (ACi07)

69 'Night, Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (arJlL)

70 I know how important it is to choose my words carefully. I would never want to offend anyone.

This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody!

Posted by: John Adams at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (7bRMQ)

71 So...any initial opinions on the new Springfield Browning HiPower? I'm starting to eye it...

Posted by: Redchief at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (iAeBl)

72 He saw what happened to Gruden. Still a pussy though.

Posted by: AZ Native at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (XEHLe)

73 Sonny was the better part of S and C.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (7bRMQ)


This.
Cher sucks.
One dimensional. Her first song sounds exactly like her last one. Boring.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (axyOa)

74 64 I filled the tank of my Escalade coat $82.
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (mbFEM)

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You have an Escalade coat? Sweet.

I wear a plastic bag and call it a poncho.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (VxC1e)

75 He saw what happened to Gruden. Still a pussy though.

He should not have used the phrase "China virus". It's insensitive. He should have used the preferred nomenclature, "Chinese Lung Aids". If he read AOSHQ he'd have known that.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 09:15 PM (ZsR3z)

76 What can I say? it's that time of the month.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)


I think you win ...

tonight, but just you wait until the Saturday ONT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (hOUT3)

77 I was working as a janitor in a rehab clinic at about the time alcohol and other drug addiction was declared to be a disease. It was so the rehab treatment would be covered by health insurance.

Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (gw0nT)

78 >>> 66 Trevor's right... It's entirely possible for a 17 year old to be an adult. At that age I had a job, and my own (+ a roommate) place. I was in three AP courses, and a couple other CP ones. I'd traveled to a few countries on a couple continents, and had done time for felonies.

1.) Most kids aren't like that. I was a weird kid... My mom always said my brother and I were born at 50.

2.) Because I was an adult at that age, I already knew that guys like him were so full of shit that their teeth were puking from the stench.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (/KPLX)

*blinks*

How did I miss that story, or have you never shared?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)

79 Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (lNHqD)

Not all bands sound as good live. But I have a long list of metal bands I've seen who do sound as good live. Also, bands with two gunslingers are more solid live. My favorite shows were Helloween, Death Angel, Megadeth, Flotsam and Jetsam, Testament, and a bunch of undercards at said shows.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

80 Soooo bluebell wouldn't be offended, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (ACi07)
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Are you kidding? I would be honored!

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (wyw4S)

81 73 Cher sucks.
One dimensional. Her first song sounds exactly like her last one. Boring.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (axyOa)


Someone needs to re-watch the video for Half Breed.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (R+A4V)

82 I must say, it sure does seem like the old school genteel COB guidelines of restraint and moderated language have been left by the wayside...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)
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I've been here off and on for over a decade and heard tell of the kinder gentler COB. However, I sort of assumed it was an urban myth.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (2NsRj)

83 I wear a plastic bag and call it a poncho.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (VxC1e)


You have a real plastic bag?

Luxury...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

84 The place I worked was huge on race being the main factor in hiring, or being promoted. I'd say the name of the place but its a huge company that does 9 B a year in revenue and would probably lawfare Ace if I posted it.

I watched it for a decade. If you are a minority, you get the job. The dumber the better. White people are token hires.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at October 27, 2021 09:17 PM (buTO7)

85 You have a real plastic bag?

Luxury...


Right? We wore used condoms.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 09:17 PM (ZsR3z)

86 76 What can I say? it's that time of the month.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)

I think you win ...

tonight, but just you wait until the Saturday ONT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (hOUT3)

But you did like the opening photo. So you have that going for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)

87 Good God you wuss. I can always tell if I'm correct or not based solely on the people offended by my comments.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 08:57 PM (mD/uy)

Whenever you go to hit a pussy you punch a mirror.

Was that offensive enough?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 27, 2021 09:01 PM (7Tf5P)
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feel the love brothers and sisters!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 09:18 PM (pbYL9)

88 So...any initial opinions on the new Springfield Browning HiPower? I'm starting to eye it...

Posted by: Redchief at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (iAeBl)

Only time I ever held a BHP, I immediately set it down. Felt like a boat anchor. However, the first time I held a WWI vintage 1911....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:18 PM (7bRMQ)

89

Young Cher = 1

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 09:18 PM (iOxrB)

90 Drug addicts are addicted to drugs. It ain't a "disease".
Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2021 08:59 PM (W8e/N)

Lack of lead in the diet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 09:18 PM (P3gRi)

91 Soooo bluebell wouldn't be offended, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:06 PM (ACi0

The lady with the shivs? Its your life. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 09:19 PM (VwHCD)

92 Lotta 17 year olds went off to war and got maimed or killed. Just sayin'

Posted by: CppThis at October 27, 2021 09:19 PM (UewuT)

93 79 My favorite shows were Helloween, Death Angel, Megadeth, Flotsam and Jetsam, Testament, and a bunch of undercards at said shows.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

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Megadeth was incredible live, one of the three best shows I've ever seen (the others being, oddly enough, The Charlie Daniels Band, and Chicago).

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 09:19 PM (lNHqD)

94 But you did like the opening photo. So you have that going for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)


My daddy always said "Son, hedge your bets!"

Unfortunately he died broke nonetheless...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

95 The place I worked was huge on race being the main factor in hiring, or being promoted. I'd say the name of the place but its a huge company that does 9 B a year in revenue and would probably lawfare Ace if I posted it.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher

It wouldn't happen to be Very Large International Financial Services Firm would it?

(The sad fact of the matter is, your description fits hundreds of big outfits.)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)

96 I've never had a chicken named after me. I hope she lays pretty eggs.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (wyw4S)

97 Sony pined for Cher after she leaft.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)

Always gotta needle, eh?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (7bRMQ)

98
Happy to see that the ONT comments are set to a decent, Christian time zone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (/U27+)

99 Say what?
Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:08 PM (R+A4V)

Say what one more time, motherfucker!
I dare you. I double-dog dare you.

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (MFphb)

100 (The sad fact of the matter is, your description fits hundreds of big outfits.)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)


Including the Pentagon...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

101 Only time I ever held a BHP, I immediately set it down. Felt like a boat anchor. However, the first time I held a WWI vintage 1911....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:18 PM (7bRMQ)

*perks up*
1911?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

102 feel the love brothers and sisters!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it

HA! I can take it. I have five sisters.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (mD/uy)

103 "The Fake News hates to talk about the power of the most meaningful ever endorsement, but the people know and fully understand!" President Donald Trump

below the fold

Alec Baldwin Shooting Victim Is Wife of Lawyer Tied to Clinton-Linked Durham Case

ruh roh

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (F/QnQ)

104 I must say, it sure does seem like the old school genteel COB guidelines of restraint and moderated language have been left by the wayside...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM


The slippage of CoB genteelness goes far, far beyond that, unfortunately.

During the traditional afternoon session High Tea at the recently concluded TxMoMe, the CoB present did not extend his pinky while sipping his tea!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

105 Sony pined for Cher after she leaft.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)
Always gotta needle, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (7bRMQ)


Dude, I think you are barking up the wrong tree!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

106 My Brother and SIL deal in horses and Dave Mustaine came and checked them out - dont recall if he bought one.

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 27, 2021 09:22 PM (+I6Y/)

107 Good evening morons and thank you mh

People probably think prices will "go down" when inflation is over.

Inflation won't be "over" and prices won't "go down."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:22 PM (EZebt)

108 Drug addicts are addicted to drugs.

What you've got right there is your circular reasoning.

Posted by: Cliff Claven at October 27, 2021 09:22 PM (ZsR3z)

109 Zzymm Zzymerie Zzymm Zzymm -cherri

Posted by: The role of Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppons will be performed by Miklos the Understudy at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

110 I wear a plastic bag and call it a poncho.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (VxC1e)

You have a real plastic bag?

Luxury...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

No kidding.
Its a good day when I can find a overpass in the rain.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)

111 My favorite shows were Helloween, Death Angel, Megadeth, Flotsam and Jetsam, Testament, and a bunch of undercards at said shows.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

Helloween is a big fav of mine. I even wore the t-shirt to the texas mome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (VwHCD)

112 >>> 96 I've never had a chicken named after me. I hope she lays pretty eggs.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (wyw4S)

They are light-brown.... or maybe pink-ish... she is very consistent too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (ACi07)

113 Those of us Morons who use gasoline: Are getting hit hard.

Buy a new Ford P/U and for a few dollars more get a 39 gallon fuel tank.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (F/QnQ)

114 It wouldn't happen to be Very Large International Financial Services Firm would it?

(The sad fact of the matter is, your description fits hundreds of big outfits.)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)
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That and groceries, but mostly grocery stuff

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (buTO7)

115 In re PNW bands, any love for Screaming Trees?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5f561Y1x4

Posted by: Slash Buzz at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (tjGJt)

116 During the traditional afternoon session High Tea at the recently concluded TxMoMe, the CoB present did not extend his pinky while sipping his tea!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)


Thanks for noting that, I thought COB critiques were off limits when observed during non-duty hours!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

117 Someone needs to re-watch the video for Half Breed.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (R+A4V)

Key there is watch. (Eyes bugged out)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (7bRMQ)

118 96 I've never had a chicken named after me. I hope she lays pretty eggs.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (wyw4S)

They look like cauliflower.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)

119 That sounds lovely, Helena. I'm proud of her.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (wyw4S)

120 IIRC, the "Plush" lyrics were all about finding some dead body somewhere, which is bizarre. So better off to not pay any attention to them and enjoy the tune.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (evAgx)

121 And I'm sorry, guys, but any parent who thinks their 17-year-old school's assignment is too explicit, they need to check out his browser history,
So Trevor Noah thinks that kind of thing belongs in schools. Kids smoke dope also, that doesn't mean the high school cafeteria should be selling joints.

Every minute that a school spends on critical race theory, the LGBT agenda, and wokeness, is a minute not spent on math, science, and literacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (+lVUW)

122 Reg. gallon of gas up 4 cents to $4.89

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (EZebt)

123 Sony pined for Cher after she leaft.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)
Always gotta needle, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:20 PM (7bRMQ)

Dude, I think you are barking up the wrong tree!


Tree puns? Couldn't you guys have branched out for something different?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (A/JpM)

124 They look like cauliflower.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)
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Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (wyw4S)

125 116 During the traditional afternoon session High Tea at the recently concluded TxMoMe, the CoB present did not extend his pinky while sipping his tea!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Thanks for noting that, I thought COB critiques were off limits when observed during non-duty hours!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)


One probably drank it normally and the other from his sippy cup.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (aA3+G)

126 >>> 104 I must say, it sure does seem like the old school genteel COB guidelines of restraint and moderated language have been left by the wayside...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM


The slippage of CoB genteelness goes far, far beyond that, unfortunately.

During the traditional afternoon session High Tea at the recently concluded TxMoMe, the CoB present did not extend his pinky while sipping his tea!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Oooh, a mystery! There was more than one CoB in TX.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (ACi07)

127 Drug addicts are addicted to drugs.

What you've got right there is your circular reasoning.


Ah, the old tautology gambit. It's a gambit involving atautology.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (ZsR3z)

128 No kidding.
Its a good day when I can find a overpass in the rain.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)

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I thought you lived in a rain barrel.

Posted by: Pericles at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (VxC1e)

129
Tree puns? Couldn't you guys have branched out for something different?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (A/JpM)

_________

They're rooted in our experience

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (/U27+)

130 124 They look like cauliflower.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)
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Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (wyw4S)

With sharp looking pin stripes, like a Yankees uniform.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (aA3+G)

131 I am without speech...

@libsoftiktok 30m

A school in @browardschools district took elementary age kids to a gay bar on a field trip today

The school where this occured is
@WiltonManorsES

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yh4ac5h9

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (cF8AT)

132 one of whom allegedly had a gun

It was a Tootsie Roll.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (F/QnQ)

133 Its a good day when I can find a overpass in the rain.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)


What, you could find overpasses in the rain?
We only had nooks and crannies and we were lucky to have them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

134 Sony pined for Cher after she leaft.
Posted by: Tonypete
Always gotta needle, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Dude, I think you are barking up the wrong tree!

Tree puns? Couldn't you guys have branched out for something different?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Let me root around in my pun box for some more.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (mD/uy)

135 ..So...any initial opinions on the new Springfield Browning HiPower? I'm starting to eye it.. Posted by: Redchief at October 27, 2021 09:14 PM (iAeBl)

It needs about 3/8th in. more beavertail abaft the grip, have the front strap undercut under the trigger guard so as to eliminate that shallow curve. Which allows a higher grip on the gun, always a good thing. Replace the sights with Novak sights, and that's about it, I think.

IIRC, Novak got his start in the gunsmithing world by re-doing classic Hi-Powers to some pretty state-of-the-pistolsmithing-art showpieces. SPENDY showpieces. Springfield makes good stuff. BUY!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 09:26 PM (QzJWU)

136 In re PNW bands, any love for Screaming Trees?

You nearly lost me there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 27, 2021 09:26 PM (A/JpM)

137 Mis Hum. Thank you for all your ONTs and your generous gifts. We are sorta not worthy.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:26 PM (r1z5A)

138 Tree puns? Couldn't you guys have branched out for something different?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (A/JpM)

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Their bark is worse than their bite.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:26 PM (VxC1e)

139 Good evening all. Did potato brain jet off to Scotland yet? These hypocrites flying thousands of miles generating large carbon footprints to shove climate change regulations on us when they could have had a zoom conference. Amazing.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (Nyumu)

140 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (xK9An)

141 No kidding.
Its a good day when I can find a overpass in the rain.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)

Another scooter rider.

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (MFphb)

142 134 Sony pined for Cher after she leaft.
Posted by: Tonypete
Always gotta needle, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Dude, I think you are barking up the wrong tree!

Tree puns? Couldn't you guys have branched out for something different?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Let me root around in my pun box for some more.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (mD/uy)

So puns are poplar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)

143 Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

Helloween is a big fav of mine. I even wore the t-shirt to the texas mome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 09:23 PM (VwHCD)

Saw them at the Gothic in Denver some years ago. 500 rabid fans. this is a band that sells out 100,000 seat soccer arenas worldwide. But every now and then they play tiny halls in the US. Because they are fucking awesome. And they killed. I had a boner that may have lasted more than 4 hours.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)

144 Tree puns? Couldn't you guys have branched out for something different?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (A/JpM)

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Their bark is worse than their bite.
Posted by: Cicero


Puns are the root of all evil.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)

145 One probably drank it normally and the other from his sippy cup.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (aA3+G)
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Lucky for you Weasel goes to bed early and isn't here to see you talk about him like that.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (wyw4S)

146 Every minute that a school spends on critical race theory, the LGBT agenda, and wokeness, is a minute not spent on math, science, and literacy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (+lVUW)


Comrade ng, we need to prepare these students for the world which we are gifting them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)

147 *perks up*
1911?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

Saw it at a gun show. It was in the white. Guy wanted $1100. It was a mixmaster, but date stamps showed WWI vintage. Had to put it down reluctantly as then wife was still around and she wouldn't have liked my buying it. Haven't held a 1911 since....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (7bRMQ)

148 @103

>>Alec Baldwin Shooting Victim Is Wife of Lawyer Tied to Clinton-Linked Durham Case.

This statement caused QAnon to spontaneously ejaculate into Mr. Hanky.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (o4eP/)

149 Reg. gallon of gas up 4 cents to $4.89
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:24 PM (EZebt)

----

"Looks out door"

"Notes 3.15 gal. Gas"

"Notes this one reason the lovely Mrs. Blake and self are looking to relocate to AZ."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (TZWZk)

150 I am old enough to remember getting change back at the gas station after filling up.

* waves tiny flag *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (1t5dY)

151 Ink, ha ha, that's a good one.
Who would have thought?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (F/QnQ)

152
Puns are the root of all evil.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)

________

Beech, beech, beech

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (/U27+)

153 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOD!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

154 Puns are the root of all evil.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)

no, no, you didn't listen to the sermon at all! It's the LOVE OF puns!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (evAgx)

155 No they do not look like cauliflower.... bad MisHum!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (ACi07)

156 Gazzaline.

Posted by: Toecutter at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (82bNw)

157 71 Redchief, So...any initial opinions on the new Springfield Browning HiPower? I'm starting to eye it...

The Browning HiPower was a classic design that had a few points deducted due to some design quirks. Heavier clunkier trigger than the 1911 due to the mag disconnect, sights that could have been improved, and hammer bite with a small original safety. And at least some of the older versions could have trouble with hollowpoints and +P ammo.

That being said, the new Springfield apparently has fixed those problems. Other than that, Browning Hi Powers point naturally, have a good reputations in battle, and fit most people's hands. One Turkish Tisas company was also making a BHP copy recently.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (9hXN1)

158 137 Mis Hum. Thank you for all your ONTs and your generous gifts. We are sorta not worthy.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:26 PM (r1z5A)

No need to thank me. I enjoy the pleasure of drafting them.

You are all worthy. Except Hector and his troll brigade.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)

159 >>put it down reluctantly as then wife was still around and she wouldn't have liked my buying it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (7bRMQ)

You're supposed to use The Voice.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (xK9An)

160 Comrade ng, we need to prepare these students for the world which we are gifting them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges!


You missed spelled "grifting".

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (r1z5A)

161 China virus is rayciss.

Ebola though is a cool name.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (ESjRY)

162

Happy Birfday, ZOD!!

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (iOxrB)

163 My dad always said the pun was the lowest form of bread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

164 Blake! Question for you. What kind of glue do you use on your cutting boards? I have an old board that came apart. Obviously not one of yours.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (wyw4S)

165 You are all worthy. Except Hector and his troll brigade.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thanks, man.

Posted by: Todd at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

166 >>153 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOD!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

THANK YOU!

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (xK9An)

167 >>> 153 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOD!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

ZOD has the same birthday as Sefton?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (ACi07)

168 >>Happy Birfday, ZOD!!
Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (iOxrB)

THANKS!

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (xK9An)

169 Yeah, those two kids on the school bus were real heroes.

*looks up definition of hero*

Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (t2f0n)

170 Ah, happy birthday Zod! I hope it was a good one.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (wyw4S)

171 145 One probably drank it normally and the other from his sippy cup.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (aA3+G)
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Lucky for you Weasel goes to bed early and isn't here to see you talk about him like that.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (wyw4S)

2 cobs and an open blogger were in attendance?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)

172 148 @103

>>Alec Baldwin Shooting Victim Is Wife of Lawyer Tied to Clinton-Linked Durham Case.

This statement caused QAnon to spontaneously ejaculate into Mr. Hanky.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (o4eP/)

LOL! True Justice doesn't happen often, but it's spectacular when it makes an appearance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (evAgx)

173 Jailhouse tattoo artist did a good job for some definitions of good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (QU5/8)

174 Zoddensgeburtstag?

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

175 150 I am old enough to remember getting change back at the gas station after filling up.

* waves tiny flag *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (1t5dY)
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When I quit smoking cigarettes, one of the things that pushed me to quit was when I stopped at a convenience store, gassed up my truck, bought a carton of cigarettes, and only got about five bucks back from a hundred dollar bill.

If I still had that truck, it would now cost me $133 for just the gas.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (lNHqD)

176 2 cobs and an open blogger were in attendance?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)
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I thought Weasel was a full bird now.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (wyw4S)

177 >>> 173 Jailhouse tattoo artist did a good job for some definitions of good.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (QU5/

No regerts, man!

Posted by: Jailhouse tattoo artist at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (ACi07)

178 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Sir, I cannot wait to meet you next year!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (r1z5A)

179 No homo....

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (r1z5A)

180 Our bus driver is dizzy, red in the face and can't breathe so we gave her a Coke and some cookies.

That's some mighty quick thinking boys. Next time use the dispatch radio to order her up a Big Mac.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (t2f0n)

181 We only had nooks and crannies and we were lucky to have them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

We used to DREAM of nooks and crannies! We had to find a crack in the pavement and cover ourselves in dirt! And we were LUCKY!

Posted by: kbdabear at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (qAR6u)

182 176 2 cobs and an open blogger were in attendance?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)
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I thought Weasel was a full bird now.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (wyw4S)

Perhaps he is. But I was not referring to him And I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)

183 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum!
Any ONT that can feature both Trevor Noah *and* Sonny & Cher is an award winner. :-)

And Trevor's statement above *almost* makes sense, but only almost. 17-year-olds, while certainly usually more mature than 12- or 13-year-olds, are different.

I myself was a very sheltered 17-year-old. OTOH, my own sister was a completely different story.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

184 So puns are poplar
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)


I decided early on to leaf this pun "thread" to people well rooted in tree lore and not even try to branch out and try to make a play on more poplar topics!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

185 63 allegedly selling fentanyl... freed ...after posting $49,500 bond

I really don't understand how this can be allowed.

I guess we do need to free up jail cells for dangerous parents who want to be part of their kids' education.
Posted by: mindful webworker is free without bond


And if she's been selling drugs in a drug rehab facility, she probably has lots and lots of money that hasn't been taxed. You know all that money that's sucked out of every one of your paychecks? Her drug income is tax free.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (+lVUW)

186 I thought you lived in a rain barrel.
Posted by: Pericles at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (VxC1e)


I was embarrelled once.
It changes a man.
Fortunately i didnt stave long.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (axyOa)

187 BTW, I like Browning Hi Powers and they are a good reliable carry pistol if a bit heavy. Mecgar has made good 15 round magazines for them for years. There are also some Kareens BHP clones made for Israeli forces and Charles Daly imported Hungarian FEG clones that are a bit rough but function. A Bulgarian firm made an updated version based on the BHP called the Arcus with modern materials and frame. Argentina's FM made a true clone of the BHP under license.

Stephen Camp, who has been gone for a few years now, had an excellent website all about the varieties of BHP's and important tips in keeping them running. Website is still around I think.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (9hXN1)

188 Dude, I think you are barking up the wrong tree!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

You think it's nuts? Pine, I'll be cone in a minute.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (7bRMQ)

189 Heck, I'm dressing up as Ralph Northam for Halloween.

Posted by: Hacky Psaki at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (kyKhl)

190 Blow out the candle. Do it now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (EZebt)

191
I myself was a very sheltered 17-year-old. OTOH, my own sister was a completely different story.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

Yup, basement dwelling can lead to a sheltered life.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (aA3+G)

192 Good evening all. Did potato brain jet off to Scotland yet? These hypocrites flying thousands of miles generating large carbon footprints to shove climate change regulations on us when they could have had a zoom conference. Amazing.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (Nyumu)


Maybe they wanted the full potato head experience. Maybe do things like waiting for him to doze off and draw weird shit on him with sharpies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (VwHCD)

193 I'm down for a Springfield P-35 as soon as a .41 AE conversion is a gleam in someone's eye.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (a3Q+t)

194 Zod had a birthday!!?? No, none of us are getting older...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (r1z5A)

195 Never been a Cher fan. But, she was in Witches of Eastwick, which is where I took my bride on our first date at Fort Sam Houston.

Pro-tip: chick flicks, a hard no-go. Creepy horror type flicks. Thumbs up. She leaned on my arm and nuzzled against my chest numerous times. Aww yeahh!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)

196 Puns are poplar but sometimes I pine for more sophisticated humor...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)

197 160 Comrade ng, we need to prepare these students for the world which we are gifting them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges!


You missed spelled "grifting".
Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (r1z5A)

You both misspelled 'grooming'...

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (cF8AT)

198 I think I'll vote dressed up like that too

Posted by: Hacky Psaki at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (kyKhl)

199 @172

>>LOL! True Justice doesn't happen often, but it's spectacular when it makes an appearance.

Rarely, every so often, The Grand Architect of The Universe reveals himself...

Then he wanders off shaking his head for a couple of millennium.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (o4eP/)

200 I decided early on to leaf this pun "thread" to people well rooted in tree lore and not even try to branch out and try to make a play on more poplar topics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

*eyes warily*

*sounds like a communniss*

Posted by: The John Birch Society at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

201 One probably drank it normally and the other from his sippy cup.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:25 PM (aA3+G)

Heh...I know that I was frantically calling every locksmith in Texas to help me break in to Duncanthrax's car so I could steal his absolutely spectacular 1911.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM (Q9lwr)

202 >>170 Ah, happy birthday Zod! I hope it was a good one. Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (wyw4S)

Great one, thanks. Carrot cake, likker, slobbery dogs, Piedmont blues on the turntable, ribs, new bar of soap for the evening shower, waffle iron set up for tomorrow, a crew of Aztecs working on the north wall by candlelight...a pretty good day.

My horoscope says I'm supposed to step out on the missus, and that I should take up a sport. Confusion--sound like one and the same.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM (xK9An)

203 MisHum: I am not a basement dweller, believe it or not.

I got my eyes opened to a lot of things after my dad left the family when I turned 18.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)

204 Blake! Question for you. What kind of glue do you use on your cutting boards? I have an old board that came apart. Obviously not one of yours.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (wyw4S)
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*waves*

Hi bluebell!

Tight Bond III

It's rated as "food safe" and mostly waterproof. (Hint: will not survive repeated exposure to a dishwasher)

The problem is, though, keeping things straight and flat. Hope this helps!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM (TZWZk)

205 2 cobs and an open blogger were in attendance?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)
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*bong hit* duuuuude ...like the whole world was there. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM (VwHCD)

206 You missed spelled "grifting".
Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:30 PM (r1z5A)


I used the "sotto voce" form!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

207 You both misspelled 'grooming'...

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM



Indeed!

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (iOxrB)

208 "Our bus driver is dizzy, red in the face and can't breathe so we gave her a Coke and some cookies."

Sounds like carbon monoxide poisoning.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (7Tf5P)

209 From Feel Good story:

The boys knew every second matters. They got the attention of a pastor who happened to be driving by. He hopped on the bus and said a prayer until the ambulance arrived.

"That was a moment of relief, I think for Ms. Julie and for us too, to know that God was on our side," Daughtrey said.



Some kids are going to gay bars. Some kids are saving lives and worshipping the true and living God. And that is why you never, ever lose hope and give up.

Even when you are a pessimistic bastard like me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (7F9te)

210 >>194 Zod had a birthday!!?? No, none of us are getting older...Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:35 PM (r1z5A)

Like Merlin, I'm aging down. Sixteen going on fifteen.

So many complications.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (xK9An)

211 So puns are poplar
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)

I decided early on to leaf this pun "thread" to people well rooted in tree lore and not even try to branch out and try to make a play on more poplar topics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

Saps.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

212 193 Duncananthrax,
You might want to take a look for the few Browning Hi Powers made in 40 S&W. They redesigned and strengthened the slide and components for it and the weight helps offset the quick recoil impulse of 40SW. Figure they will be collectable in a few years if not now.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2021 09:38 PM (9hXN1)

213 Jailhouse tattoo artist did a good job for some definitions of good.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 09:32 PM (QU5/

He made himself into a pretty good likeness of a zombie from a trashy comic book.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 09:38 PM (P3gRi)

214 64 I filled the tank of my Escalade coat $82.
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (mbFEM)


A trip to the grocery store is also a shock. I'm going to load up on non-perishables because I think it is going to get worse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

215 "Our bus driver is dizzy, red in the face and can't breathe so we gave her a Coke and some cookies."

Sounds like carbon monoxide poisoning.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (7Tf5P)

Or a series of spontaneous multiple orgasms. Either or.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 27, 2021 09:38 PM (4I/2K)

216 You're supposed to use The Voice.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:29 PM (xK9An)

I see you don't know Filipinas....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (7bRMQ)

217 211 So puns are poplar
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)

I decided early on to leaf this pun "thread" to people well rooted in tree lore and not even try to branch out and try to make a play on more poplar topics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

Saps.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

C'mon Bud.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (aA3+G)

218 I decided early on to leaf this pun "thread" to people well rooted in tree lore and not even try to branch out and try to make a play on more poplar topics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Saps.
Posted by: Diogenes

CH is running rings around the rest of us! I'm packing my trunk.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (mD/uy)

219 If you can't xylem, phloem.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)

220 Thanks Blake! I will look for it. And no worries, I knows never to put wooden things in the dishwasher. My husband has plenty of clamps and I will let him figure out how to keep it straight. I can't do everything around here, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (wyw4S)

221 So puns are poplar
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)

I'm gonna tackle this head on, get right to the root of this pundemic.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at October 27, 2021 09:40 PM (BgMrQ)

222 If you can't xylem, phloem.
Posted by: Cicero


Xylem?

I hardly knew 'em!

Posted by: Innocent Miklos at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

223 Am I missing something or did MisHum post a 100% Fauci-free raft of ONT content tonight?

Also MisHum, I asked last night but guess you missed it. You said you work in insurance, in P&C. Do you mind letting me know what P&C is?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)

224 @214

>>I'm going to load up on non-perishables because I think it is going to get worse.


A couple of 50 lb sacks of brown rice and a pallet of cans of tuna fish will last a while.

3 years is a long time, there may be no US left by 2024.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (o4eP/)

225 Like Merlin, I'm aging down. Sixteen going on fifteen.

So many complications.
Posted by: ZOD


First Menses causing some problems?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (r1z5A)

226 Gas here broke the $3 level two weeks ago. Now it's $3.29. Up 10%.

Thanks, Brandon.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (HCeRP)

227 I see you don't know Filipinas....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (7bRMQ)
===
I was thinking of zombie the other day and wondering why she has not commented on the madness and decline in SF...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:42 PM (EZebt)

228 The Trans movement is a way for men who like abusing women to be able abuse women without getting in trouble.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)

229 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)

I don't recall any Fauci or Kung Flu links tonight.

P&C = Property & Casualty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

230 Gas here broke the $3 level two weeks ago. Now it's $3.29. Up 10%.

Thanks, Brandon.
Posted by: JM in Florida

85 bucks! and not a full tank! FJB.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)

231 Like Merlin, I'm aging down. Sixteen going on fifteen.

So many complications.
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:37 PM (xK9An)

---------

Pffft. Piker.

Posted by: Benjamin Button at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)

232 Heh...I know that I was frantically calling every locksmith in Texas to help me break in to Duncanthrax's car so I could steal his absolutely spectacular 1911.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:36 PM


Y'all know you can shoot it anytime y'all are out here. Do I need to remind you about being able to walk out of a store here in 30 minutes or less with your purchase?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

233 Ah, thanks.

I know there was an insurance executive who was also a renowned poet in the 1950s or thereabouts. William Carlos Williams I think?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (L2ZTs)

234 Thanks Blake! I will look for it. And no worries, I knows never to put wooden things in the dishwasher. My husband has plenty of clamps and I will let him figure out how to keep it straight. I can't do everything around here, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (wyw4S)
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Great, two illusions shattered in one night. COB drinking tea like they're quaffing beer and now I learn bluebell can't do everything.

My world has been torn asunder.

Happy birthday, Zod.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (TZWZk)

235 >>First Menses causing some problems?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (r1z5A)

Menses are for women. Zod is a man.

Also, kill yourself.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (xK9An)

236 Have always lusted after a BHP but 1) didn't know enough about them to really know which one I wanted, and 2) they're pricey enough that (1) stops me cold.

So I think I heard Springfield is doing a clone. In CA it won't be available (safety!!), so, there you are.

Don't shoot my current gunz enough, should not be getting more.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (OTzUX)

237 218 I decided early on to leaf this pun "thread" to people well rooted in tree lore and not even try to branch out and try to make a play on more poplar topics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Saps.
Posted by: Diogenes

CH is running rings around the rest of us! I'm packing my trunk.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 09:39 PM (mD/uy)[/]i

Guess TP is packing his trunk and leafing for Hollywood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

238 >>> 214 64 I filled the tank of my Escalade coat $82.
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 09:12 PM (mbFEM)


A trip to the grocery store is also a shock. I'm going to load up on non-perishables because I think it is going to get worse.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

It is. You may also wish to consider *water*, amongst other things.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (ACi07)

239 Gas here broke the $3 level two weeks ago. Now it's $3.29. Up 10%.

Thanks, Brandon.

**

I'm leaving post-it notes making it more personal.

Thank a Democrat voter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (BDWWT)

240 48 Sonny was the better part of S and C.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:10 PM (7bRMQ)

++++

His talents were as a producer. On stage, he was mediocre. But, he recognized his shortcomings and put Cher up there with him.

a pun they no doubt used at some point in their show

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2021 09:45 PM (hVqGz)

241 >>> 228 The Trans movement is a way for men who like abusing women to be able abuse women without getting in trouble.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)

What if you like abusing everyone and everything? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. Fauxi at October 27, 2021 09:46 PM (ACi07)

242 Duncanthrax, what's your 1911? Some high-end one, Les Baer, STG, Wilson?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 09:46 PM (OTzUX)

243 "Asian Philosophy and Religion," "Philosophy of Race and Racism," and "Ethics"

Asian philosophy & religion hating Capitalists? Philosophy of race and racism? Sounds like this was just living up to his job title. China, Vietnam & Cambodia killed all of their capitalists and Asians are quite often the most racist people you'll ever meet.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 09:46 PM (BJKQV)

244 OrangeEnt and Anon, yup.

Sonny & Cher were kind of similar to Richard and Karen Carpenter. Karen had the drumming, singing and performance chops; Richard was great in the background at arranging and producing their records.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

245 Gas @ $3.29??

Luxury!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (OTzUX)

246 Gas here broke the $3 level two weeks ago. Now it's $3.29. Up 10%.

Thanks, Brandon.
Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (HCeRP)


Come on man, as long as the price increase for necessary items is less that 5% per week, what's the problem?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)

247 >>My world has been torn asunder.
Happy birthday, Zod.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (TZWZk)

Thanks, friend. Be consoled--there's not much bluebell can't do. I've asked her to do things. Many things. And she's never disappointed.

"Bluebell. Here is a quart of milk. Can this be changed into a reuben sandwich?" Done.
"Bluebell. Why do we have to be reds in a blue state?"
Explained, done.
"Bluebell. The Pope knows that I don't believe in gods. Tell him I want him to kneel to Zod." Done.

Many things.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (xK9An)

248 Happy birthday Zod!

Blow out the candles. Do this now!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)

249 Heh...I know that I was frantically calling every locksmith in Texas to help me break in to Duncanthrax's car so I could steal his absolutely spectacular 1911.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at

Did you get to shoot it? Holy crap! It's a DREAM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (U2p+3)

250 Fun fact: in the 1970s a lot of people thought Richard & Karen Carpenter were husband and wife.

(They were bro & sis.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

251 How did I miss that story, or have you never shared?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)

Not really but nothing special. Dealing dope, burglaries... Quick money. Dumber than I thought I was, and dumber than the cops. Usual story for teenaged jackasses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (/KPLX)

252 Gas @ $3.29??

Luxury!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (OTzUX)

--------

Really.

I paid $4.89 today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)

253 Evening,

Halloween is inching closer!

Here's some mood music.

Iced Earth - Dracula

https://youtu.be/tOd-1XAWN3A

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (9/AX+)

254 My nearest VonsGas station kept their gas price below $4 for a long long time but finally broke last week.

Now $4.01 cash, $4.11 credit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

255 >>248 Happy birthday Zod! Blow out the candles. Do this now! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)

Did so, thanks! Made a wish.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (xK9An)

256 I'm gonna tackle this head on, get right to the root of this pundemic.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at October 27, 2021 09:40 PM (BgMrQ)

Watch out for the...too late.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:49 PM (7bRMQ)

257 >>> 249 Heh...I know that I was frantically calling every locksmith in Texas to help me break in to Duncanthrax's car so I could steal his absolutely spectacular 1911.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at

Did you get to shoot it? Holy crap! It's a DREAM!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (U2p+3)

aw shit, she didn't bring it home with her, did she?!

Posted by: woodpeckers at October 27, 2021 09:49 PM (ACi07)

258 Greek gods have birthdays? I didn't know.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

259 Gawd the freakshow trannymath is (1) fucking stupid and (2) too hard. I'm guessing there's even a special name for a biological male that gets his dick cut off, then sewn onto his back by Dr. Fauci, that only likes to give itself a reacharound.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (7LjgJ)

260 Also, question for CBD:

How hot does a sous vide wand make the water?
I always had the impression it made it *extremely* hot...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

261 I was thinking of zombie the other day and wondering why she has not commented on the madness and decline in SF...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:42 PM (EZebt)

Didn't she go dark for safety reasons?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (7bRMQ)

262 >>> 250 Fun fact: in the 1970s a lot of people thought Richard & Karen Carpenter were husband and wife.

(They were bro & sis.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

I don't get it.

Posted by: George Lucas at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (ACi07)

263 252 Gas @ $3.29??

Luxury!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (OTzUX)
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Really.

I paid $4.89 today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)

But you got that weather going for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (aA3+G)

264 Currently in Alma, Texas which is just south of Corsicana.

A week late and a few dollars short. Sad face

Iron Maiden - Strange World

https://youtu.be/loNv0yB5Bqs

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (9/AX+)

265 Do I need to remind you about being able to walk out of a store here in 30 minutes or less with your purchase?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

You are a cruel bastard. Teasing me with the 1911 and now this?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (Q9lwr)

266 My nearest VonsGas station kept their gas price below $4 for a long long time but finally broke last week.

Now $4.01 cash, $4.11 credit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

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Are you sure you were buying gas?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (VxC1e)

267 Do they still sell the big cars for kids?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (csEWM)

268 Cicero, alls I knows is it makes my car go long way without stopping.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

269 We bought you a Cake, Zod

I hope we spelled your name right

https://tinyurl.com/55tbt8h6

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (KbLYZ)

270 What the world really needs is a cocaine-powered automobile.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

271 266 My nearest VonsGas station kept their gas price below $4 for a long long time but finally broke last week.

Now $4.01 cash, $4.11 credit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

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Are you sure you were buying gas?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (VxC1e)

So that's how steve is spelling gas station burritos.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:52 PM (aA3+G)

272 How hot does a sous vide wand make the water?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Exactly what temperature it is set to.

That's the whole point. 115 degrees or 175 degrees...depends on what you are cooking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:52 PM (Q9lwr)

273 I'm sorry, guys, but any parent who thinks teachers shouldn't be showing "Birth of a Nation" and reading Mein Kamph to their 17 year old, they need to check out his browser history, because trust me, he can take it.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 09:52 PM (BJKQV)

274 Biden has appointed wink wink Republican WA Secretary of State to oversee election security. The same wink wink Republican who campaigned for Biden and shat on Trump for 4 years.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon Brandon Brandon at October 27, 2021 09:52 PM (WErrw)

275 The Trans movement is a way for men who like abusing women to be able abuse women without getting in trouble.

*

This really is the truth.

The only more misogynistic group than gay men is crossdressing mentally ill gay men.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 09:52 PM (BDWWT)

276 You are a cruel bastard. Teasing me with the 1911 and now this?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (Q9lwr)
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Cool thing about AZ: If you have an AZ CCW, no background check.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (TZWZk)

277 Didn't she go dark for safety reasons?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (7bRMQ)


That would be consistent with what I remember!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

278 >>269 We bought you a Cake, Zod
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (KbLYZ)

Yes. You did.

Resume your toil.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (xK9An)

279 Do I need to remind you about being able to walk out of a store here in 30 minutes or less with your purchase?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)


I do not want caliber creep.
I do not want caliber creep.
I do not...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (axyOa)

280 Didn't she go dark for safety reasons?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM (7bRMQ)

Or *he* went dark because too many people around here were getting suspicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (Q9lwr)

281 a pun they no doubt used at some point in their show

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2021 09:45 PM (hVqGz)

Seems to be the long and short of it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (7bRMQ)

282 Also, kill yourself.
Posted by: ZOD

Heh, son, at my age and personality, that job would be gladly taken up by family, friends, co-workers, service personal and woodchucks.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)

283 Duncanthrax, what's your 1911? Some high-end one, Les Baer, STG, Wilson?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 09:46 PM


It's a Les Baer Concept VIII (stainless Commander (or Comanche, as he calls it)).:I got it before he jacked his pricing to the Brown or Wilson level. I had a shot at grabbing one of his full-size models with his 1.5" group @ 50 yds. guarantee, and have kicked myself ever since for not grabbing it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (a3Q+t)

284 Do I need to remind you about being able to walk out of a store here in 30 minutes or less with your purchase?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)


Now to figure a way to get it home after 2022 attendance.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

285 Resume your toil.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (xK9An)

Yet you do not obey!

cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:54 PM (Q9lwr)

286 "Brutal" day of golf on a gorgeous day, so going to resort to trying the high-end rum and cigar thing on the back porch to take the sting out.

Actually was pretty tiring, walking a 6500-yd course, heat was fairly high at the outset. The brutality comes from my swing. But I haven't really played for a while, and like many those skills are perishable. A few pars to retain some dignity.

San Cristobal Revelation (robusto), Plantation 20th Anniversary XO, for those keeping score at home. Beautiful night. Sunset was clean horizon/orange, meaning marine layer is pushed well out to sea, tomorrow will be another glorious hot dry October day.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 09:55 PM (OTzUX)

287 >>> 284 Do I need to remind you about being able to walk out of a store here in 30 minutes or less with your purchase?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)


Now to figure a way to get it home after 2022 attendance.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

Same way the cool kids move their toys.

Posted by: road trip at October 27, 2021 09:55 PM (ACi07)

288 On Browning Hi Powers, if you want a modern version, the Mk. III is preferable or some like the Argentinian FM licensed from FN which at one time you could also get with a shortened slide like the 1911 variants. Believed it was called the Detective. These were imported to the US in the 80's and 90's with an ugly but serviceable paint finish something like Suncorite used for Enfields.

Collectors often like the Inglis and FN versions made during wartime but the internal ejector and the small sights make these more like a WWI version of the 1911 (before the A1).

Then there are the variants made by FEG, Kareens made somewhere for the Israelis, and the Arcus which departs quite a bit from the original in looks. One Com Bloc variant, looked like a BHP from the outside but inside used a copy of the Smith and Wesson semi auto pistol innards.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2021 09:55 PM (9hXN1)

289 >>Yet you do not obey!
cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:54 PM (Q9lwr)

Have you contact my people.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:55 PM (xK9An)

290 Got an oil change today, and the synthetic I use has gone up. I understand synthetic motor oil is made from natural gas which we are awash in. So much of it heating bills will be through the roof because Retardo wants to leave it in the ground.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 27, 2021 09:55 PM (C1Lsn)

291 Liz Wheeler
at_Liz_Wheeler

1/ BREAKING: I've obtained documents exposing the U.S. Navy's plan to issue blanket denial of religious exemptions to the COVID vaccine mandate, in violation of Navy policy.

9:34 PM - Oct 27, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3EeXZaO

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2021 09:55 PM (Do5/p)

292 149 "Notes this one reason the lovely Mrs. Blake and self are looking to relocate to AZ."
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 09:28 PM (TZWZk)


Go for it! The more morons here in AZ, the better.

Funny thing, this season now, with the high 70's low-mid 80's endless sunny days, this is like perfect weather. It's when the snowbirds come here. But, and I can't really explain this, I might like the super-hot, punctuated by monsoons, summer season a little better.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:56 PM (R+A4V)

293 What the world really needs is a cocaine-powered automobile.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

I'd love to know what that car would be named.

The Ford 8-Ball?

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (9/AX+)

294 MisHum: the EPA woulda put my tailpipe in jail a long long time ago...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

295 190 Blow out the candle. Do it now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:34 PM (EZebt)

248 Happy birthday Zod!

Blow out the candles. Do this now!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)
===

Hold my coffee

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (EZebt)

296 I need three more guns to make a blind in Eastern Shore, MD. Next month through the end of goose season. Calling all bird shooters.

Nurse will vet applicants.

(Nurse: Vet applicants. Thanks).

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (xK9An)

297 CBD, ah thanks.
Who knew boiling water could cover every food prep situation???

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

298 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2021 09:55 PM (Do5/p)


That Constitution thing, it be more like guidelines than "rules", matey!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

299 What the world really needs is a cocaine-powered automobile.

Been reading the DeLorean biography?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 09:58 PM (SchxB)

300 293 What the world really needs is a cocaine-powered automobile.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

I'd love to know what that car would be named.

The Ford 8-Ball?
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (9/AX+)


The Hunter.

Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:58 PM (R+A4V)

301 I'd love to know what that car would be named.
The Ford 8-Ball?
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (9/AX+)


The DeLorean

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 09:58 PM (KbLYZ)

302 Blanco, LOL.
America came *this* close to the dream...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)

303 Ok, listening to a livestream and something bothers me: One of the hosts mentioning that the biological weapon might fall into the wrong hands and become weaponized.

It's already weaponized! It is just a stupid weapon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 09:59 PM (csEWM)

304 Who knew boiling water could cover every food prep situation???
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)


The Scots and the English

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 09:59 PM (KbLYZ)

305 San Cristobal Revelation (robusto), Plantation 20th Anniversary XO, for those keeping score at home. Beautiful night.


Sigh.....

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (axyOa)

306 Or *he* went dark because too many people around here were getting suspicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:53 PM (Q9lwr)

Ah crap! Zombie is Nancy Pelosi!!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (7bRMQ)

307 The Ford 8-Ball?
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (9/AX+)

Lamborghini Diablo

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (csEWM)

308 But, and I can't really explain this, I might like the super-hot, punctuated by monsoons, summer season a little better.
Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2021 09:56 PM (R+A4V)
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We put in an offer on a house in Kingman today.

We put in an offer on another property, contingent on inspection, hard pass, as roof and AC were original and 20 years old.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (TZWZk)

309 Who to hate less? Cheater Astros or new-blue Atlanta?

Smyly. Who can't root for a team with a pitcher named 'Smyly?'

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (xK9An)

310 I'd love to own a Delorean.

What's the current market value of a Delorean and cocaine?

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (9/AX+)

311 The overseas model is the Ford Escobar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (JwNqp)

312 270 What the world really needs is a cocaine-powered automobile.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

What we need is you not double posting stupid shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

313 305 San Cristobal Revelation (robusto), Plantation 20th Anniversary XO, for those keeping score at home. Beautiful night.


Sigh.....
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (axyOa)

Now all you need is sodomy and the lash.

Pirate: You know guys, it just doesn't get any better than this!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 10:01 PM (csEWM)

314 Many things.
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:47 PM (xK9An)
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You're talking about Bluebell the chicken, right?

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 10:01 PM (wyw4S)

315 G'night.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2021 10:01 PM (t2f0n)

316 MisHum, what did I double post? I didn't see it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

317 "Jennie is a lesbian woman. She says she is only sexually attracted to women who are biologically female and have vaginas. She therefore only has sex and relationships with women who are biologically female."

I'm watching this play out at work right now; someone decided to start hiring a ton of trannies, and now women - particularly lesbians - are bailing left and right.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 27, 2021 10:02 PM (0BW5E)

318 You are a cruel bastard. Teasing me with the 1911 and now this?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2021 09:50 PM


Not to mention there's a whole lot more BBQ available.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 10:02 PM (a3Q+t)

319 What we need is you not double posting stupid shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)


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That's cold, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

320 A couple of 50 lb sacks of brown rice and a pallet of cans of tuna fish will last a while.

3 years is a long time, there may be no US left by 2024.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2021 09:41 PM (o4eP/)


I'll know things are bad when I'm reduced to eating Spam.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

321 If you can't xylem, phloem.
Posted by: Cicero

It scares me that I remember this from 10th grade.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 10:03 PM (mD/uy)

322 Hold my coffee
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 09:57 PM (EZebt)

I swears officer, I didn't see it!!!

Great minds and all that jazz...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2021 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)

323 I'll know things are bad when I'm reduced to eating Spam.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

And the living shall envy the dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 10:03 PM (csEWM)

324 That's cold, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

Hence "Misanthropic"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

325 Not to mention there's a whole lot more BBQ available.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 10:02 PM (a3Q+t)


But no bacon or Bacon Wenches until next year!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

326 Nerdygirl, Spam is far better than Treet Luncheon Loaf.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (KbLYZ)

327 Cicero, MisHum's cold as ice. He's willing to sacrifice our love!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

328 The only more misogynistic group than gay men is crossdressing mentally ill gay men.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 09:52 PM (BDWWT)

Yup. We've been taught so many myths. In reality gay men tend to be repelled by women and lesbians hold gay men (especially effeminate ones) in distain. The "Gay Community" is a lie. And pretty much all of them hate trannies.

I had a lot of (mostly female) gay friends in the '90s and remember seeing all the TV shows that felt the need to have an over the top well-adjusted, wise, compassionate and happy gay character. Quite often they were the only fully functional adult in the show.

But what I saw in real life was a lot of alcoholism, drug-abuse and domestic abuse (especially among the women) and rape and super-human levels of promiscuity among the men.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (BJKQV)

329 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

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*facepalm*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (VxC1e)

330 >>You're talking about Bluebell the chicken, right?
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2021 10:01 PM (wyw4S)

You did force that creaky old Roman babbler to his knees, right?

It's (still) my birthday. I don't think I'm asking for too much.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (xK9An)

331 But no bacon or Bacon Wenches until next year!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

Just finished making 6lbs on Monday.
Dam it's tasty.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

332 228 The Trans movement is a way for men who like abusing women to be able abuse women without getting in trouble.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)


Also for pedophiles and rapists to have easier access to victims.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

333 That Constitution thing, it be more like guidelines than "rules", matey!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges!


True, true. Let us also not forget the "rule of law" comrade!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (r1z5A)

334 I paid $4.89 today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)

But you got that weather going for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

It's inflation, but it's a dry inflation.

Posted by: Consolatory Miklos at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)

335

*looks forward to the day when I can afford Spam, again...

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (iOxrB)

336 Zettai, wait 'til you see the Impossible Spam

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

337 >>*looks forward to the day when I can afford Spam, again... Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (iOxrB)

Until then:

https://web.mit.edu/jync/www/spam/

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:07 PM (xK9An)

338 It's inflation, but it's a dry inflation.
Posted by: Consolatory Miklos at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
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I see you're aware of the drought in CA,

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 10:07 PM (TZWZk)

339 335

*looks forward to the day when I can afford Spam, again...
Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (iOxrB)

I tried spam about five years ago for the first time in probably 25 years.

I should have waited longer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 10:07 PM (csEWM)

340 Blake, and by "drought in CA" what Newsom & Co. really mean is "more excuses to control state residents' lives"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

341 The Trans movement is a way for men who like abusing women to be able abuse women without getting in trouble.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)

Also for pedophiles and rapists to have easier access to victims.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

Also skirts with floral patterns and super cute shoes.

Posted by: Trans-Rapist at October 27, 2021 10:08 PM (9/AX+)

342 Zettai, wait 'til you see the Impossible Spam

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

What use would that be? It's already fake "meat" anyway....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

343 Spam is the number one reason I'm employed.

So I don't have to eat it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:08 PM (SchxB)

344 It's inflation, but it's a dry inflation.
Posted by: Consolatory Miklos

The "Turn of phrase" in this joint is to die for.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:09 PM (r1z5A)

345 334 I paid $4.89 today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)

But you got that weather going for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

It's inflation, but it's a dry inflation.
Posted by: Consolatory Miklos at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
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BINGO

$4.89 gas would be worth like, $7 in Wisconsin. I'm actually making money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)

346 There shouldn't be the sound of running water coming from the basement, should there?

*runs off*




Well - Water pouring out of the vent stack of the natural gas water heater.

I have two piped in tandem and can isolate the leaking one but still -

Fuck me.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

347 Blake, and by "drought in CA" what Newsom & Co. really mean is "more excuses to control state residents' lives"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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30 billion for a train, not one cent for desalination.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 10:09 PM (TZWZk)

348 It's inflation, but it's a dry inflation.

**

This is maybe my favorite post of the day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 10:10 PM (BDWWT)

349 Just finished making 6lbs on Monday.
Dam it's tasty.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


I really need to try that. Bacon is a primary element of my diet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

350 Sony didn't hit a tree skiing: that's just the cover story.

truth is, he was attacked by an Abominable Snowman singing "I Got You Babe"....

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 10:11 PM (pbYL9)

351 Don't worry about the five dollar gas guys, because with inflation you'll be making like a million dollars an hour!

Bread will be a bargain at $99,000 a loaf.

Posted by: A to the O to the C at October 27, 2021 10:11 PM (9/AX+)

352 I see you're aware of the drought in CA,
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker

And just like that. God goes " Fuck your drought."

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:11 PM (r1z5A)

353 41 I listened to Jocko Willink's podcast with Dakota Meyer (MoH Recipient) today. Long episode that was just a gut-punch. I knew a little about Meyer's heroics but not nearly enough.

Some people are made for battle. Most aren't.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2021 09:07 PM (N1cu2)

Listen to some of the MACV SOG guys, finally released from their NDAs. John Stryker Meyer or Thompson. Every insertion was a medal of honor mission, or would have been if they weren't in Laos...

2 Americans, 4 Vietnamese vs NVA battalion, or tracker teams on the Ho Chi Mihn Trail.

Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at October 27, 2021 10:11 PM (lk6F0)

354 $4.89 gas would be worth like, $7 in Wisconsin. I'm actually making money.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)


In a couple of months, you be a thousandiare!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

355 Fuck me.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

*Takes out dentures*

Posted by: Nancy P. at October 27, 2021 10:12 PM (9/AX+)

356 "How long will this lady be trying to protect her kid?" - Trevor Noah.

I understand that it's hard for childless libs like Trevor to fathom, but if she's a good parent, she will do this for her whole life. So sad that Trevor apparently doesn't have such parents.

Posted by: DPICM at October 27, 2021 10:13 PM (M2VUX)

357 >>Some people are made for battle. Most aren't.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2021 09:07 PM (N1cu2)

Submitted for consideration: Most MoH recipients were not "made for battle."

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:13 PM (xK9An)

358 Don't worry about the five dollar gas guys, because with inflation you'll be making like a million dollars an hour!

Bread will be a bargain at $99,000 a loaf.
Posted by: A to the O to the C at October 27, 2021 10:11 PM (9/AX+)


I went long on wheelbarrows last November!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

359 and Asians are quite often the most racist people you'll ever meet.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 09:46 PM (BJKQV)


Yea, ask Korean Americans about how they're treated by Japanese Americans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

360 But what I saw in real life was a lot of alcoholism, drug-abuse and domestic abuse (especially among the women) and rape and super-human levels of promiscuity among the men.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (BJKQV

29v- this reminds me of my convo tonight with one of my kids.
my 13 year old daughter, who is a natural smartass, was telling me about one of the gay kids in her 8th grade class. she says he talks like a valley girl and is flamboyant and super gay.
i tried to interject that he's probably still developing and maybe this is a way for attention but she assures me he is most defintely a gay. i of course then make snide comments about the gheys as i knew them growing up in the 80s and was called homophobic by my kid which only made me laugh. anyway, and all i could think about was the few gays (men) i've met through work who were absolute train wrecks in their personal lives. shallow existence moving from drugs to endless miles of dick, loneliness and apathy. all of them miserable. the dykes i've met usually had their shit together.
so if its true this young kid is a queer, what a life of letdowns awaits him.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:14 PM (ccRy8)

361 Also for pedophiles and rapists to have easier access to victims.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

Yes. I've known a lot of pedophiles and they are incredibly good at lying and manipulating and picking jobs or places in society that allow them easy access to children and the ability to offend without getting caught. In the deception department they make addicts look like pikers. A pedo in the trans movement would be like a pig in shit.

Unrelated: Four star admiral Dr. Rachel Levine is a pediatrician.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (BJKQV)

362 Well, I'm out.

Later!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (TZWZk)

363

Kat Timpf is costumed in biker wear this evening...


Vrooooom vrooooom!

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (iOxrB)

364 I really need to try that. Bacon is a primary element of my diet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges!


I cannot wait for the piggies to come home from the butcher....if CBD posts some of the reciepies (fuck the spelling) from the MoMe....This little Rat is going to be one happy camper!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)

365 I went long on wheelbarrows last November!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

I was going to do that myself. But life intervened and the wheels came off....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

366 All this 1911 talk. I have 2 and they haven't been out of the house in 30 years. I'm not worthy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (VwHCD)

367 I don't eat spam hardly ever because I don't want to have a width approaching my height. But I really like fried spam.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 10:17 PM (QU5/8)

368 238
A trip to the grocery store is also a shock. I'm going to load up on non-perishables because I think it is going to get worse.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

It is. You may also wish to consider *water*, amongst other things.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 09:44 PM (ACi07)

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I know things are going to get worse because recently, my Dad has been using less of his "angry old patriot man" voice and more of his "terrified retired economics teacher" voice.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 10:17 PM (lNHqD)

369 In the seventies I had a roommate who was a big fan of Karen and Richard Carpenter. She dragged me to a concert. It was, by far, the most bland concert imaginable. Sorry, to anyone who likes them, but dang.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

370 I was going to do that myself. But life intervened and the wheels came off....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)


Pro-tip: "Always get the professional two wheel wheelbarrows with a spare!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

371
I know things are going to get worse because recently, my Dad has been using less of his "angry old patriot man" voice and more of his "terrified retired economics teacher" voice.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 10:17 PM (lNHqD)

worst part is that it is all...by....design.
none of this shit is by accident. and now i begin to wonder if all of the other great empires were felled through willful action such as the likes of brandon et al.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:18 PM (ccRy8)

372 I don't eat spam hardly ever because I don't want to have a width approaching my height. But I really like fried spam.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 10:17 PM (QU5/

Spam was always a camping food when I was a kid. Seems to be a main dish for Filipinos. Always send MiL a few cans in the balikbayan box.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:19 PM (7bRMQ)

373 And Trevor's statement above *almost* makes sense, but only almost. 17-year-olds, while certainly usually more mature than 12- or 13-year-olds, are different.


It makes sense if you are evil. What the perverts are doing is conditioning children to give their bodies over to depravity.

From a spiritual standpoint, the Left through their sex trafficking feeder "schools" want to claim every soul for themselves to use and abuse.

Trevor approves of child grooming for sex and is apologizing for the Devil.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 10:19 PM (+LCoQ)

374 My work made us choose a gender neutral name, so of course I chose Christian, I joined twitter and they already banned me mwaahaaaa
This world is crazy

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:20 PM (uWOL7)

375 so if its true this young kid is a queer, what a life of letdowns awaits him.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:14 PM (ccRy

yup. that's what pissed me off in the '90s. Hollywood was selling a lie that led to disease, addiction, loneliness, unhappiness and suicide.

Also yes - after a certain age lesbians tend to want a long-term relationship and it's often more about companionship than sex. But the amount of physical abuse in the lesbian community is staggering. From a pro-gay website:

"43.8% of lesbian women and 61.1% of bisexual women have experienced rape, physical violence, and/or stalking by an intimate partner at some point in their lifetime, as opposed to 35% of heterosexual women."

But no one talks about it and we let these women continue to get beaten up because it goes against the narrative.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:20 PM (BJKQV)

376 Not diggin' the mystery click tonight, but it's MisHum choice.
Love ya anyway,sir.
Hi everyone.
ONTs...always fun...or..maybe serious.
I guess I'll lurk for awhile. See how things go...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 27, 2021 10:20 PM (5YdO/)

377 Commissar, For many jobs the two-wheel hay carts do better and are much easier on the back.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 10:21 PM (F/QnQ)

378 369 In the seventies I had a roommate who was a big fan of Karen and Richard Carpenter. She dragged me to a concert. It was, by far, the most bland concert imaginable. Sorry, to anyone who likes them, but dang.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

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*ahem*

Posted by: Men Without Hats at October 27, 2021 10:21 PM (VxC1e)

379 Pro-tip: "Always get the professional two wheel wheelbarrows with a spare!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

Not one of those mini-spares?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

380 369 In the seventies I had a roommate who was a big fan of Karen and Richard Carpenter. She dragged me
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam/do the jitterbug out in Muskrat flaming car full of screaming death and hits a speed bump and vomits flame-death all over an elderly woman walking two lame dogs

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:21 PM (xK9An)

381 Listen to some of the MACV SOG guys, finally released from their NDAs. John Stryker Meyer or Thompson. Every insertion was a medal of honor mission, or would have been if they weren't in Laos...

2 Americans, 4 Vietnamese vs NVA battalion, or tracker teams on the Ho Chi Mihn Trail.

Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at October 27, 2021 10:11 PM (lk6F0)

I worked for a dude that was a green beret field captain. He did plenty of missions that would have been MOH, but yeah, if they weren't in laos or cambodia. Holy shit the stories he told. Same deal, one other american and a few vietnamese. Sometimes his missions were rescuing american pilot POWs. Dude had balls that fucking clank.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 10:21 PM (VwHCD)

382 It's inflation, but it's a dry inflation.
Posted by: Consolatory Miklos

Beautiful man, beautiful

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:22 PM (BJKQV)

383 I'd love to own a Delorean. What's the current market value of a Delorean and cocaine? Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 10:00 PM (9/AX+)

The DeLorean Motor Company is alive and well, on Beltway 8, North Houston, TX. They own all the old inventory, tooling, patents and rights. Fact is, they're spooling up to pass USDOT requirements to make new production DeLorean cars. DDG will find ya the website.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 10:22 PM (QzJWU)

384 My work made us choose a gender neutral name

Right there, that's gonna be a "nope" from me. My name is my name. Don't like it, fire me or STFU.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:22 PM (SchxB)

385 326 Nerdygirl, Spam is far better than Treet Luncheon Loaf.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (KbLYZ)

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SPAM is definitely the best, but Treet is OK. The dollar store Treet knockoff is good, too.

I also like potted meat, sardines, anchovies, Underwood meat spreads, Vienna sausages, and canned herring.

I'll be well-fed during the apocalypse, but something is definitely wrong with me.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 10:23 PM (lNHqD)

386
The DeLorean Motor Company is alive and well, on Beltway 8, North Houston, TX. They own all the old inventory, tooling, patents and rights. Fact is, they're spooling up to pass USDOT requirements to make new production DeLorean cars. DDG will find ya the website.

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If they went the restomod route I'd be intrigued.

If they're just restoring the original stainless steel shitbox, nope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (VxC1e)

387 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 10:22 PM (QzJWU)

Bad ass! *High five*

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (9/AX+)

388 All I said on twitter was to vote a school board member out, of course I did call her a fat ass who wants to ruin your kids haha

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (uWOL7)

389 nerdygirl, no, I can imagine that the Carpenters concerts were not very exciting. ;-)

Truth is they were never very exciting in any way. While most of their songs were high quality (especially Superstar, IMHO), they really were marketed as a 'safe' alternative to the increasingly raucous rock of the 1970s. That also truly describes a lot of their music, in my eyes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

390 "43.8% of lesbian women and 61.1% of bisexual women have experienced rape, physical violence, and/or stalking by an intimate partner at some point in their lifetime, as opposed to 35% of heterosexual women."

But no one talks about it and we let these women continue to get beaten up because it goes against the narrative.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:20 PM (BJKQV)

great point. had a young les working for me who was a decent young lady. very professional, reliable. good kid. her wife was a poster child bull dyke. tried to dress like a man, ugly, absolute shitty attitude. bossed her around, treated her like shit and looked down on her wife's co-workers (me amongst them). they eventually divorced. i've no doubt there was, at the very least, emotional abuse. probably because the young girl who worked for me could have been sorta pretty had she tried.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (ccRy8)

391 All I said on twitter was to vote a school board member out, of course I did call her a fat ass who wants to ruin your kids haha
Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (uWOL7)


Sounds eminently sensible to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

392 ZOD, happy birthday!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 27, 2021 10:25 PM (OssQ4)

393 Okay, eyelids is heavy. Delivery to make in the mornin'. Time to nod off.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2021 10:25 PM (9/AX+)

394 >>384 My work made us choose a gender neutral name

Wow. So many ways to peel that onion.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:25 PM (xK9An)

395 I'll be well-fed during the apocalypse, but something is definitely wrong with me.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 10:23 PM (lNHqD)

At least you'll be well preserved....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)

396 All I said on twitter was to vote a school board member out, of course I did call her a fat ass who wants to ruin your kids haha

Yeah, they like to ban people for telling the truth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:26 PM (SchxB)

397 But no one talks about it and we let these women continue to get beaten up because it goes against the narrative.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:20 PM (BJKQV)

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Nobody is ready to do away with Super Bowl Sunday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)

398 You are right Blanco, absolutely right!

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:26 PM (uWOL7)

399 Happy Birthday Zodster !

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 10:27 PM (arJlL)

400 Fried spam in onions w brown rice.
Yum.

Posted by: Maysie at October 27, 2021 10:27 PM (jTmQV)

401 >>392 ZOD, happy birthday!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 27, 2021 10:25 PM (OssQ4)

Thanks! It's been a good day. Cake, ribs, beer, fire out back, one small step for Zod...

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:27 PM (xK9An)

402 As if we didn't have enough problems

https://tinyurl.com/y9ajn5u2

SFW

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

403 Jack Burton. Show your daughter this if she thinks things are going to be so wonderful for her friend at school. And all of this violence is from these people's partners, not from straights.

-43.8% of lesbian women and 61.1% of bisexual women have experienced rape, physical violence, and/or stalking by an intimate partner at some point in their lifetime, as opposed to 35% of heterosexual women.
-26% of gay men and 37.3% of bisexual men have experienced rape, physical violence, and/or stalking by an intimate partner in their lifetime, in comparison to 29% of heterosexual men.
-Transgender victims are more likely to experience intimate partner violence in public, compared to those who do not identify as transgender.
-Bisexual victims are more likely to experience sexual violence, compared to people who do not identify as bisexual.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:28 PM (BJKQV)

404 Trevor Noah..
Fails to consider that the 17 year old shouldn't have a browser history, 17 year old brain isn't fully developed so needs more time.

This is equivalent to sending a 17 year old to war.

We shouldn't be doing that.
Read Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors

Or any other boots on ground stories of what happens to 17 year olds in combat. Not Good.

Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2021 10:29 PM (N0PjA)

405 Thanks! It's been a good day. Cake, ribs, beer, fire out back, one small step for Zod...

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:27 PM (xK9An)

What? No condemning people to a torturous death? Or forcing them to attend a Carpenters concert?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

406 As if we didn't have enough problems

https://tinyurl.com/y9ajn5u2

SFW

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:28 PM



Just wunnerful... Just flippin' wunnerful...

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 10:30 PM (iOxrB)

407 If they went the restomod route I'd be intrigued.

If they're just restoring the original stainless steel shitbox, nope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (VxC1e)

This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 10:31 PM (VwHCD)

408 Muskrat Susie was Captain and Tenille and anyone who doesn't like the Carpenters, well, they should reconsider.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 10:31 PM (EZebt)

409 Happy B-day ZOD. Kneel before yourself. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 10:32 PM (VwHCD)

410 >>What? No condemning people to a torturous death? Or forcing them to attend a Carpenters concert? Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

I'm getting soft in my dotage.

But yes, Aztecs were beaten.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:32 PM (xK9An)

411
-Bisexual victims are more likely to experience sexual violence, compared to people who do not identify as bisexual.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:28 PM (BJKQV)

vic- can you get me a source for the stats? my wife's a lib and will attribute stats from the horde as propaganda.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:32 PM (ccRy8)

412 326 Nerdygirl, Spam is far better than Treet Luncheon Loaf.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 10:04 PM (KbLYZ)


My mom was thrifty, but even she wouldn't by Treet. The Spam was what we were stuck with when she had a sinus headache and couldn't cook dinner. She wouldn't eat Spam herself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

413 Muskrat Susie was Captain and Tenille and anyone who doesn't like the Carpenters, well, they should reconsider.

I've reconsidered. She had a beautiful voice, but I still don't like their music. It's the musical equivalent of force feeding sugar to a diabetic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)

414

Bisexual violence > sexual violence

Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 10:33 PM (iOxrB)

415 Muskrat Susie was Captain and Tenille and anyone who doesn't like the Carpenters, well, they should reconsider.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2021 10:31 PM (EZebt)

Nothing wrong with them, they were just white bread in a brown bread music world.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2021 10:33 PM (7bRMQ)

416 10/The blanket denial template that came from Ratkus to Schley is a Word doc. The doc properties show the original author is a JAG officer named LTJG Carlos Pagan who appears to work for 2-star RADM Peter Garvin, commander of Naval Training & Education Command (NETC)

Sounds about right I suppose

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

417 Spam musubi is good stuff.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

418 Yeah, they like to ban people for telling the truth.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.


The Truth.
When did we get to a point, where one cannot speak it?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:34 PM (r1z5A)

419 I've reconsidered. She had a beautiful voice, but I still don't like their music. It's the musical equivalent of force feeding sugar to a diabetic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)

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She had a voice of great purity. It was wasted on the Neil Sedaka tripe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:35 PM (VxC1e)

420 Holy shit it is windy as hell right now
oklahoma is straight crazy
80yesterday then rain and tornado warnings last night
then cold and winter tonite
move to Oklahoma they said
but I Love Oklahoma

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:35 PM (uWOL7)

421 It's inflation, but it's a dry inflation.
Posted by: Consolatory Miklos


That could get you a job at CNN.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

422 She had a voice of great purity. It was wasted on the Neil Sedaka tripe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:35 PM (VxC1e)

Bu, bu, but... I did Calendar Girl!

Posted by: Neil Sedaka at October 27, 2021 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)

423 @404 Read Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors

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I'm listening to that right now, actually. Currently, the author is going on and on and on about the USS Samuel P. Morse (the dog just got its physical).

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 10:37 PM (PTw5h)

424 Does anyone on the Houston Astros speak English?

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:37 PM (xK9An)

425 It was, by far, the most bland concert imaginable.

I have a theory that the reason horror movies use their songs is that their singing voices are in an audio version of the uncanny valley.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 27, 2021 10:38 PM (CX3cf)

426 71 So...any initial opinions on the new Springfield Browning HiPower? I'm starting to eye it...

One of the few "new" guns that makes me drool. I love classic service pistols and don't have a High Power. Someone already tried it with an original slide and barrel and it works so acceptably authentic. I love my Springield 1911 which has all Army parts but the frame, slide and barrel whch all dropped in. The new one has 15 round mag, removed mag disconnect for better pull, slightly changed hammer to fix web bite, and can take 9+ ammo. I won't be surprised at all if I get one.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 10:38 PM (3/XaG)

427 >>Bisexual violence > sexual violence
Posted by: Zettai at October 27, 2021 10:33 PM (iOxrB)

Bisexual violence = pay per view.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:38 PM (xK9An)

428 ..If they went the restomod route I'd be intrigued.
If they're just restoring the original stainless steel shitbox, nope. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:24 PM (VxC1e)


They'll build to your spec. Bring money.

IIRC, if you want to obtain a "brand new, under warranty" version, it'll be the original '80s spec, with that year model in the new VIN and Manufacturers Certificate of Origin (which is the factory document that precedes the first registration with the State DMV.) Resto-mod? No new VIN or MSO, but they'll jack it up and park the shell over a whole new pile of modern guts for ya. Bring money.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 10:39 PM (QzJWU)

429 367 That is what cookies are for. And cake.

Posted by: Darth Tater at October 27, 2021 10:39 PM (kyKhl)

430 Bisexual violence = pay per view.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:38 PM (xK9An)

I'd announce it!

Posted by: Inman at October 27, 2021 10:40 PM (7bRMQ)

431 Bisexual violence > sexual violence
Posted by: Zettai


Dirty little secret time:
Domestic Violence.
Gays.
Mixed race couples.
Hispanic couples.
Unmarried couples.
Married couples.
Asian married couples.
etc.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)

432 424 Does anyone on the Houston Astros speak English?
Posted by: ZOD


Nyet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (U2p+3)

433 The DeLorean Motor Company is alive and well, on Beltway 8, North Houston, TX. They own all the old inventory, tooling, patents and rights. Fact is, they're spooling up to pass USDOT requirements to make new production DeLorean cars. DDG will find ya the website.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 10:22 PM (QzJWU)

They just need to find a modern engine as wretched as that P-R-V V6.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (P3gRi)

434 Trevor Noah sounds retarded, which is the perfect delivery for excreting the unfunny thoughts from his brain.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (7LjgJ)

435 The people who choose their words the most carefully are the people with the most to hide.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (Spr0s)

436 I worked for a dude that was a green beret field captain. He did plenty of missions that would have been MOH, but yeah, if they weren't in laos or cambodia. Holy shit the stories he told. Same deal, one other american and a few vietnamese. Sometimes his missions were rescuing american pilot POWs. Dude had balls that fucking clank.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 10:21 PM (VwHCD)
***

Ditto. Had a sergeant (former Captain who was RIF'd) had his MOH downgraded to a DSC. He led his team for a week in a running gun battle from the NVA. All were wounded. He got them out. Hell of a guy. Worked the planning for the Son Tay raid too. Passed away a few years ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 10:42 PM (axyOa)

437 The people who choose their words the most carefully are the people with the most to hide.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson


I chose my words carefully, because I don't want to end up on a watch list!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)

438 384 My work made us choose a gender neutral name

Wow. So many ways to peel that onion.
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:25 PM (xK9An)

Death, Destroyer of Worlds is gender-neutral.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 10:43 PM (P3gRi)

439 434 Trevor Noah sounds retarded, which is the perfect delivery for excreting the unfunny thoughts from his brain.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (7LjgJ)

The question almost insists upon itself: Oh, Trevor dear, what is the exact right time to explain fisting to my children? At what point do I explain that gay sex leads to rectal prolapse? Do I show pictures? Just exactly what is the right age to destroy my child's innocence?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 10:44 PM (qvjMx)

440 So I deactivated my twitter and will tell work my name is my name

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:45 PM (uWOL7)

441 A pedo in the trans movement would be like a pig in shit.

A pedo or rapist doesn't even have to be a real trans. All they have to do is pretend and, thanks to idiot liberals, they can legally go into women's restrooms and shower rooms. As you said, sex offenders are opportunists, and the trans movement is an opportunity.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

442 434 Trevor Noah sounds retarded, which is the perfect delivery for excreting the unfunny thoughts from his brain.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (7LjgJ)


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That guy is tragically unfunny. Unbearable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)

443 438 384 My work made us choose a gender neutral name

Wow. So many ways to peel that onion.
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:25 PM (xK9An)

Death, Destroyer of Worlds is gender-neutral.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Motherfuckinghamsterfucker

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 10:46 PM (U2p+3)

444 ..They just need to find a modern engine as wretched as that P-R-V V6. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (P3gRi)

That Renault POS was overheating junk from mile-one.

DeLorean sketched a timeless design, but to meet costs, he propped that svelte body on top of a pile of ordinary sedan struts, brakes, inadequate engine and questionable handling. Quality Control? HA!

Would a bone-stock DeLorean even HIT "88 MPH?" Barely? But it's sure look good on it's long, long run to get there!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 10:46 PM (QzJWU)

445 >>438 384 My work made us choose a gender neutral name

Zod made your work choose to ingest the ejaculate.

(washes hands, dries them, pushes your work into a K-car trunk)

Pro bono. You're welcome.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:47 PM (xK9An)

446 Ditto. Had a sergeant (former Captain who was RIF'd) had his MOH downgraded to a DSC. He led his team for a week in a running gun battle from the NVA. All were wounded. He got them out. Hell of a guy. Worked the planning for the Son Tay raid too. Passed away a few years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 10:42 PM (axyOa)

boss level heroism.

and society now dismisses men such as your sergeant as relics and tells us that people like the tranny 4 star public health service mope is a hero and trend setter. stunning and brave and all that.

i'm getting ready to throw in the towel on all this shit and go homestead.
anyone know where galt's gulch is?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:47 PM (ccRy8)

447 Love you Blanco I have been feeling so uncomfortable with this bullshit game works been playing
I was told that I misgendered
Some weirdo at work because I said sir
I mean I am just so sick of this

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:47 PM (uWOL7)

448 Are we really so well off as a society that we have so much time to indulge our every perversion at the expense of our children? Apparently.

I say, bring back tar and feathers for perverts if they target kids.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 10:47 PM (qvjMx)

449 I'm all in for the tar and feathers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)

450 i'm getting ready to throw in the towel on all this shit and go homestead.
anyone know where galt's gulch is?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:47 PM (ccRy

Yep. About eight miles up the Willow Fishhook Road. On the right.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 10:49 PM (qvjMx)

451 My work made us choose a gender neutral name, so of course I chose Christian, I joined twitter and they already banned me mwaahaaaa
This world is crazy
Posted by: lousagirl

That is insane. Were "I Quit" or "Fuck You" taken?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 10:49 PM (7LjgJ)

452 That guy is tragically unfunny. Unbearable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


HOW!? How? Does that man get ANY ratings? I am flomoxed how, outside of family and personal friends he generates any income for the channel is beyond me...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:49 PM (r1z5A)

453 - can you get me a source for the stats? my wife's a lib and will attribute stats from the horde as propaganda.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:32 PM (ccRy

https://bit.ly/3pSglu2

It's from the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence. But there are a number of studies that have shown the same thing. Also, any honest person in "the Community" will tell you the same thing.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (BJKQV)

454 I was told that I misgendered
Some weirdo at work because I said sir
I mean I am just so sick of this
Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:47 PM (uWOL7)

The proper response to that would be "So?"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (qvjMx)

455 God Bless you guys, Love that I can always come here and get good advice

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (uWOL7)

456 Love you Blanco I have been feeling so uncomfortable with this bullshit game works been playing
I was told that I misgendered
Some weirdo at work because I said sir
I mean I am just so sick of this


Well, then, I guess the safe thing to do is address everyone as "Yo, fuckface".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (SchxB)

457 >>i'm getting ready to throw in the towel on all this shit and go homestead.
anyone know where galt's gulch is?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:47 PM (ccRy

Watch this space. We need a doctor, a small-engine mechanic, a botanist, and Zod needs a Central American foot-massager-girl.

We can do this. I'll buy the land.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (xK9An)

458 ..I chose my words carefully, because I don't want to end up on a watch list! Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)

Between posting here and attending The Festivities a few days back, well.

Welcome to Watchlististan, comrade!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

459 @381 I worked for a dude that was a green beret field captain. He did plenty of missions that would have been MOH, but yeah, if they weren't in laos or cambodia. Holy shit the stories he told. Same deal, one other american and a few vietnamese. Sometimes his missions were rescuing american pilot POWs. Dude had balls that fucking clank.

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You think *that* is tough? Did I ever tell you about the time I ran guns in my brown-water navy boat in 'Nam? Or did you hear about the hat that the SF guy gave me after my boat got him to his drop-off point? It was just like Apocalypse Now!

Posted by: John Keery at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (PTw5h)

460 My work made us choose a gender neutral name, so of course I chose Christian, I joined twitter and they already banned me mwaahaaaa
This world is crazy
Posted by: lousagirl

I'd just say... sorry, I self Identify as... ME. So, use my real name.

Oh, and if you press this, expect to hear from my attorney.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2021 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

461 Haha haha Love you guys

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:51 PM (uWOL7)

462 Diogenes, have you read the book "The Raid", about Son Tay? I read it whilst at airborne school (the week Saddam went Kuwaiti). The following year at SOBC as a newly-minted looey, we had a dining-in one night with a bunch of retired officers; I forget the circumstances. The one at my table knew Col. Simons and we spent most of the dinner talking about the raid, to everyone else's chagrin (lol).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

463 Yeah I said guys and!!!!
Goodnight common sense friends

Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:51 PM (uWOL7)

464 458 ..I chose my words carefully, because I don't want to end up on a watch list! Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)

Between posting here and attending The Festivities a few days back, well.
Welcome to Watchlististan, comrade!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

Ah... Man... you had to mention the list. Now I've got to put you ON the list.

First rule of No Lists, is don't mention the LIST!

Posted by: Bob, NSA. at October 27, 2021 10:52 PM (oHd/0)

465 What the world really needs is a cocaine-powered automobile.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Do you really want to pull up at a light and ask the next car over if they can spare a key bump? Nah. If you want a drug-fueled car, there are only two choices: LSD or methamphetamine.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

466 >>459 @381 I worked for a dude that was a green beret field captain.

Team Zod.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:53 PM (xK9An)

467 Ah... Man... you had to mention the list. Now I've got to put you ON the list.

First rule of No Lists, is don't mention the LIST!


Am I still on the list? Or do I need to do something to stay on it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:53 PM (SchxB)

468 @453 It's from the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence. But there are a number of studies that have shown the same thing. Also, any honest person in "the Community" will tell you the same thing.

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One stat I didn't see mentioned is the number of gays who were molested at a young age. Apparently it's a bit high.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 10:54 PM (PTw5h)

469 Diogenes, have you read the book "The Raid", about Son Tay? I read it whilst at airborne school (the week Saddam went Kuwaiti). The following year at SOBC as a newly-minted looey, we had a dining-in one night with a bunch of retired officers; I forget the circumstances. The one at my table knew Col. Simons and we spent most of the dinner talking about the raid, to everyone else's chagrin (lol).
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

No. Read some earlier stuff. Simons was an interesting guy. I will get it. Thanxs for the tip.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 10:54 PM (axyOa)

470 SMOD is a gender neutral name

Posted by: Darth Tater at October 27, 2021 10:54 PM (kyKhl)

471
It's from the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence. But there are a number of studies that have shown the same thing. Also, any honest person in "the Community" will tell you the same thing.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (BJKQV)

thanks i just checked it out.
people can be horrible.
how much of this stems from mental illness?
one young gay dude who worked for me said he wished he was straight. his life was a shit show. but if we are to be lectured by the likes of lady gaga that the gays are born this way, does that mean they have a genetic or physical defect that makes them gay? and if so...will they consent to fix it? cause, you know, if it is so shitty living that way, and we can fix you, do you go for it? or is being a protected class with adulation and permanent victim status too sweet to give up?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:54 PM (ccRy8)

472 Do you really want to pull up at a light and ask the next car over if they can spare a key bump? Nah. If you want a drug-fueled car, there are only two choices: LSD or methamphetamine.

I tried to fuel a car with methamphetamine. Kept getting pulled over for speeding.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 10:55 PM (SchxB)

473 What the world really needs is a cocaine-powered automobile.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Do you really want to pull up at a light and ask the next car over if they can spare a key bump? Nah. If you want a drug-fueled car, there are only two choices: LSD or methamphetamine.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

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Which one is best for flying cars?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:55 PM (VxC1e)

474 I also like potted meat, sardines, anchovies, Underwood meat spreads, Vienna sausages, and canned herring.

I'll be well-fed during the apocalypse, but something is definitely wrong with me.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 27, 2021 10:23 PM (lNHqD)

My dad like sardines. I always thought it was from growing up during the depression.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

475 I got addicted to brake fluid.
But I could stop anytime I wanted.

Posted by: Maysie at October 27, 2021 10:56 PM (jTmQV)

476
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Jim! Sorry we couldn't talk more, but you seemed to a popular fellow! Till next time!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (r1z5A)

477 Do you really want to pull up at a light and ask the next car over if they can spare a key bump? Nah. If you want a drug-fueled car, there are only two choices: LSD or methamphetamine.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

So, Grey Poupon is a code word?

Posted by: Guy in Rolls Royce at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)

478 463 Yeah I said guys and!!!!
Goodnight common sense friends
Posted by: lousagirl and pissed off at October 27, 2021 10:51 PM (uWOL7)

Quite seriously, next time the demand that you do something with which you feel uncomfortable, ask them where this demand is listed in your job duties and how it will affect your ability to do your job. Give it back to them, and don't back down. They may not like it, but if they cannot answer in a sensible manner, then you have cause to go after them. Make sure you write down the circumstances.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (qvjMx)

479 I saw Slayer open for Judas Priest at the Cow Palace in 1988. That's actually true - Priest's "Ram it Down" tour. Great show, lousy album. Slayer was ok but I was there for Priest. Saw Priest at the Capital Center on their Turbo tour (1986 - Heavy Metal Parking Lot!). Dokken opened. Dokken has a few songs I don't mind hearing as an opening act, but Don Dokken was opening for one of the greatest metal singers of all time (and, to me, the most charismatic metal front man of all time - at least in the early-mid '80's). Check out JP's 1983 US Festival performance. Halford's performance - his singing, stage presence, "moves", etc. Unbeatable.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (KAi1n)

480 You think *that* is tough? Did I ever tell you about the time I ran guns in my brown-water navy boat in 'Nam? Or did you hear about the hat that the SF guy gave me after my boat got him to his drop-off point? It was just like Apocalypse Now!
Posted by: John Keery

A man so bad that he had to put himself up for the Purple Heart - twice!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (mD/uy)

481 >>Quite seriously, next time the demand that you do something with which you feel uncomfortable,
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (qvjMx)

...quit.

This is known.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:58 PM (xK9An)

482 A man so bad that he had to put himself up for the Purple Heart - twice!
Posted by: Tonypete
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Probably has the band-aids mounted and framed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 11:00 PM (GBHAb)

483 A man so bad that he had to put himself up for the Purple Heart - twice!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (mD/uy)

You'd think, after the first Purple Heart, he'd have chosen a less-reckless manicurist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 11:01 PM (P3gRi)

484 SFGoth, LOL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)

485 cause, you know, if it is so shitty living that way, and we can fix you, do you go for it? or is being a protected class with adulation and permanent victim status too sweet to give up?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 10:54 PM (ccRy

Regardless of your "orientation," until you act upon your perversion, you are not guilty of it. It is not the desire, but the act itself. How the desire came about, or how to curb it, is another story, one which may not have the same answers for everyone, but I do know that every homosexual man I've met was abused as a child and/or grew up without a father in the household.

Most lesbians, if pushed, will admit it is a preference, not a hardwired fact, but that also may vary. One of my college roommates grew up without a father and was a rather militant lesbian, but it turns out she was mostly just afraid of men; passionate but stunted.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 11:02 PM (qvjMx)

486 Which one is best for flying cars?
Posted by: Cicero

Red bull + LSD. Really gives you wings.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 11:02 PM (KAi1n)

487 If you want a drug-fueled car, there are only two choices: LSD or methamphetamine.
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My first thought was 'nitro methane'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 11:02 PM (GBHAb)

488 All this 1911 talk. I have 2 and they haven't been out of the house in 30 years. I'm not worthy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 10:15 PM (VwHCD)
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only two?

piker.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 11:02 PM (pbYL9)

489 I will wish Zod a happy birthday. I will do it now.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 27, 2021 11:02 PM (8548M)

490 Seems like I always hear a lot around here about Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, even KISS...

but never much about Motley Crue. Were they not as great a band? Or is their music too dated?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

491 ...quit.

This is known.
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:58 PM (xK9An)

Nope. Make them fire you. Then collect. Make them pay.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 11:03 PM (qvjMx)

492 Posted by: John Keery
A man so bad that he had to put himself up for the Purple Heart - twice!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM

Sometimes you just have to rip off the band-aid. Takes chutzpah to make it in this world.

Posted by: John Horsefuck Kerry at October 27, 2021 11:03 PM (7LjgJ)

493 >>One of my college roommates grew up without a father and was a rather militant lesbian, but it turns out she was mostly just afraid of men; passionate but stunted. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 11:02 PM (qvjMx)

Did you turn her?

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 11:03 PM (xK9An)

494 483 A man so bad that he had to put himself up for the Purple Heart - twice!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 10:57 PM (mD/uy)

You'd think, after the first Purple Heart, he'd have chosen a less-reckless manicurist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 11:01 PM (P3gRi)

i worked with a guy who was on swift boats in the nam. he said kerry put himself in for the purple hearts for small splinters from the hull when taking a round or two. he told me the unwritten rule was you only put in a crew member for the purple heart if they took a round or actual shrapnel. two purple hearts got you out of the shit. and kerry got two- which he promptly threw over the fence of the white house when he went full libtard protestor shitbird hippie.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 11:03 PM (ccRy8)

495 which he promptly threw over the fence of the white house when he went full libtard protestor shitbird hippie.
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He acknowledged later that he didn't actually throw his medals over the fence. He threw something, but not his medals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 11:05 PM (WZ5i4)

496
Most lesbians, if pushed, will admit it is a preference, not a hardwired fact, but that also may vary. One of my college roommates grew up without a father and was a rather militant lesbian, but it turns out she was mostly just afraid of men; passionate but stunted.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 27, 2021 11:02 PM (qvjMx

yep, concur with your points. the gay male was abandoned by his dad and raised by his bull dyke mom. the les i knew had a normal family (allegedly) but said she always knew she liked women. so who knows

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 11:06 PM (ccRy8)

497 @471 but if we are to be lectured by the likes of lady gaga that the gays are born this way, does that mean they have a genetic or physical defect that makes them gay?

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Anyone who claims to know, doesn't. It's all theories. And it wouldn't surprise me if different people have different reasons for developing same sex attraction. I know (second-hand) of a gay guy who ended up developing an attraction to women, but I suspect that what happened in his case wouldn't necessarily work with every other gay man (and I'll note flat out that the man in question didn't intend to develop an attraction to women; he more or less just one day realized that it had happened). It's possible that in some cases it's hard-wired, while in others it's learned. We don't know enough about it to be able to say.

And unfortunately, the topic is so political that it's impossible to trust any study on the matter in the current environment.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 11:06 PM (PTw5h)

498 I carried a 1911 in the service and qualified expert.

After my time I learned how to shoot it in the 53 years since. Bragging here, but I CAN shoot the thing. It's the carry piece also.

Plus you pick it up and it is living history that you hold.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 27, 2021 11:07 PM (KATBx)

499 If you want a drug-fueled car, there are only two choices: LSD or methamphetamine.
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My first thought was 'nitro methane'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Wow, funny you mention "nitro methane" because that is one of the ingredients in the vaxxine buffer they're giving the kids now. I mentioned this on an earlier post today. The "Tris" (tromethamine) is made from nitro methane and formaldehyde (which is later hydrogenated).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 11:07 PM (KAi1n)

500 He acknowledged later that he didn't actually throw his medals over the fence. He threw something, but not his medals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 11:05 PM (WZ5i4)

perhaps it was his integrity. or patriotism. or honor. or his nuts.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 11:07 PM (ccRy8)

501 434 Trevor Noah sounds retarded, which is the perfect delivery for excreting the unfunny thoughts from his brain.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 10:41 PM (7LjgJ)


I've never watched his show. All I've seen of his delivery and humor is the short pieces that they run in ads for his show. I would assume that if the purpose of the ad is to get viewers for his show, that they would use his best lines. It isn't just that he's a liberal, he just isn't funny. I will be the first to admit that Bill Maher and Jon Stewart are sometimes funny. I don't like them because of their view, but they are talented. Noah isn't, and neither is Colbert.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2021 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

502 My opinion: Motley Crue had one great album: Shout at the Devil. Genuinely one of the best albums of the 80s. The rest of their albums might have a song or two. Shout at the Devil had a real edge to it. The rest was mostly hair metal, and not particularly good hair metal.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 11:09 PM (QU5/8)

503 We can do this. I'll buy the land.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 10:50 PM (xK9An)
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there's that whole town for sale in Tennessee...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 11:09 PM (pbYL9)

504 time for bed morons.
hope you all have a great night- and some of you score!

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell. at October 27, 2021 11:09 PM (ccRy8)

505 @494 and kerry got two- which he promptly threw over the fence of the white house when he went full libtard protestor shitbird hippie.

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They apparently weren't his. He later produced his when he ran for president. When asked about the medals he threw over the White House fence, he said that the ones he'd thrown away had been borrowed from someone else.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 11:09 PM (PTw5h)

506 Ah, it's Zod's birthday. I will lay down a strip of powerful mastic matting near my Home Depot's lumber dock as a sign of my affection, if not quavering fealty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 11:10 PM (/KPLX)

507 Most lesbians, if pushed, will suck a dick out of curiosity. They can't sandwichmake for shit, but you'll never find a better predawn Dennys Grand Slam storyteller.

"Tell me the one again about how your wallet-chain got caught in her glasses while she was tending your garden."

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 11:10 PM (xK9An)

508 Guys, not to start a flame war: You get wanged in combat.
You get a Purple Heart. Over. Done.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 11:11 PM (r1z5A)

509 My parents complained to the school about the sexually explicit material I was being forced to read when I was 17. The school wrote them off as provincial weirdos, which didn't surprise me as my teacher had already told me the material I objected to was "symbolic". I don't want to be the kind of person who reads an explicit description of an adult woman molesting her young nephew (I hate my eidetic memory because I will never forget "He felt the hand without the black bandage on it diving like a blind shellfish into the algae of his anxiety") and says, "Wow, what gorgeous symbolism!!!"

Other events described explicitly in the book:
-Bestiality (multiple incidents)
-35 year old man with dozens of children already, each with a different woman, fixates on a 12yo girl and waits for her to have her first period so he can marry her. She is thrilled about it and eagerly awaits said period
-Incest (many more incidents than the aunt-nephew one)
-Pedophilia (many more incidents than the two already mentioned)

We were reading this garbage to get exposure to other cultures. I concluded that the culture in question was revolting and vile.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 27, 2021 11:11 PM (8548M)

510

Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
Joy Reid ended her show last night by gleefully insisting Ron DeSantis wants to purposefully bring in unvaccinated cops to Florida so they can "breathe on" as many "vulnerable senior citizens" as possible and commit murder via sending them to the ICUs in the name of "freedom"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2021 11:12 PM (63Dwl)

511 >>506 Ah, it's Zod's birthday. I will lay down a strip of powerful mastic matting near my Home Depot's lumber dock as a sign of my affection, if not quavering fealty. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 11:10 PM (/KPLX)

You will mock the swarthy, confused Mexican laborers who struggle on the man-trap as suburbanites point, laugh, take cellphone photographs, and throw dollar bills at the glue-mat.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 11:12 PM (xK9An)

512 My daughter, in grade 9, was telling me today about a tranny in her class, a girl who now dresses like a boy, uses the boys' washroom, is quite a showoff about it all, loving the attention. "He" is now letting it be known that "he" is attracted to another girl in the class. Which led me into a discussion, "you're young now but soon you all will be 15,16,17 and playing around with dating. If she rejects "him" is she a bad person? If "he" gets aggressive and rude and she counters stating her attraction to actual real males is she a bad person?
Anyway, I finished up repeating a lesson I've taught her since kindergarten - you have to go to school, the gov't forces you, but you don't have to have anything to do with any of the other kids if you don't want to. If you wish, they do not exist, they are nothing to you.
She'll play ball, call her "him", but she knows the score. No flies on her.

Posted by: yop at October 27, 2021 11:13 PM (XcpXx)

513 @509 We were reading this garbage to get exposure to other cultures. I concluded that the culture in question was revolting and vile.

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"Exposure to other cultures"?

What the heck? I'm pretty sure every culture on the planet comes down hard on most of the items on that list.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 11:13 PM (PTw5h)

514 "They would fight to the death, if their faces were to adhered to The Mat."

--Chronicles of Zod, A Man For The Times.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 11:14 PM (xK9An)

515 but never much about Motley Crue. Were they not as great a band? Or is their music too dated?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Oddly enough, I have been listening to a bit of Crue lately -- Too Fast for Love, Too Young to Fall in Love, Looks That Kill, Live Wire, Red Hot.... They have some good stuff and it's well-produced, but the band itself, well, it's amazing none of them are dead (or remained dead). I read that Nikki Sixx (his legal name) moved to Wyoming and seems to be a pretty good dude these days -- moved out of L.A. because he wanted a better environment for his young kids, and to stay healthy and stuff after his party days nearly killed him permanently. I respect that. I feel sorry for Mick Mars, who has ankylosing spondylitis. Vince Meal, well, he's got no excuses and he should've done hard time for manslaughter.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 11:15 PM (KAi1n)

516 "They would fight to the death, if their faces were to adhered to The Mat."

--Chronicles of Zod, A Man For The Times.
Posted by: ZOD


You were never a wrestler.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 11:16 PM (r1z5A)

517 Bear and SFGoth, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

518 >>Oddly enough, I have been listening to a bit of Crue lately
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 11:15 PM (KAi1n)

Because you are openminded, you will confess that you also listen to Mannheim Steamroller. You will not be mocked.

Mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 11:17 PM (xK9An)

519
but never much about Motley Crue. Were they not as great a band? Or is their music too dated?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Heard tell that Motley Crue was a record company invention, and they were pretty lousy in concert, from my in-house concert afficianado.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 11:17 PM (tjZg/)

520 >>You were never a wrestler.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 11:16 PM (r1z5A)

This is correct. Wrestling is gay.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 11:18 PM (xK9An)

521 @512 Which led me into a discussion, "you're young now but soon you all will be 15,16,17 and playing around with dating. If she rejects "him" is she a bad person? If "he" gets aggressive and rude and she counters stating her attraction to actual real males is she a bad person?

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And, of course, if the wanna-be suitor were an actual biological male, and the girl blew him off, it would be considered normal, and TPTB would make sure that he backed off once she'd made her lack of interest clear.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 11:18 PM (PTw5h)

522 Wow, funny you mention "nitro methane" because that is one of the ingredients in the vaxxine buffer they're giving the kids now. I mentioned this on an earlier post today. The "Tris" (tromethamine) is made from nitro methane and formaldehyde (which is later hydrogenated).
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 11:07 PM (KAi1n)

According to Wikipedia, it is used as a buffer in the Moderna mRNA vax. Hint: it's not the buffer that is toxic; it's the mRNA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 11:18 PM (P3gRi)

523 A few quick hits...

1. New subwoofer for the one that died two years ago. Don't ever go two years without a subwoofer. Rockabilly slap bass is good. 2. Going to Lubbock to the Cactus Theater to hear Hayes Carll in December. Except for the last 20 months I spend to much time driving around the America to hear music. God is good to me. 3. I want to know how things went for the first person with a gender X passport when IT goes to Yemen or Somali. Admit it: you want to know this too. IT is a fair characterization in this case. 4. Sometimes when you are out deep in Eastern New Mexico you feel like you can see all the way back to the beginning of everything.





Posted by: LostInSpace at October 27, 2021 11:19 PM (ESLBo)

524 Zod and Bozo, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

525 Kerry claimed that while he threw someone else's medals over the wall he tied the ribbons from his medals to it, so he could Schrodinger claim to have both thrown away and not thrown away his medals depending on which statement was more valuable to him at the time.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 11:20 PM (Ojki1)

526 Went ahead and got some inexpensive novels for the season:

Frankenstein, Dracula, and It.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

527 If my teacher is to be believed, Central America loves all that and considers it glorious. The author in question is considered the greatest ever from his country and one of the greatest Spanish authors.

I will admit, he has some striking imagery, but he also wrote a scene involving a thirteen year old girl running from her house waving her blood-stained underwear in glee that she was finally going to get to marry a man over twenty years her senior who already had 27 children with 27 different women.

To me, it's the same category as Lolita. I don't care how glorious the writing is from a technical standpoint - it's revolting. (And I've never forgotten that John Derbyshire admitted he loved Lolita so much he'd bought dozens of copies over the years. He never actually SAID it was because the pages kept getting stuck together, but that was the clear implication.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 27, 2021 11:20 PM (8548M)

528 I think we may be on the wrong track. Is there a government program to address that?

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 27, 2021 11:21 PM (Jzz++)

529 I'm going to get back to reading The Blue Castle instead - much better! Either that, or I'm going to read the new Ascendance of a Bookworm for the second time today.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 27, 2021 11:22 PM (8548M)

530 >>And I've never forgotten that John Derbyshire admitted he loved Lolita so much he'd bought dozens of copies over the years. He never actually SAID it was because the pages kept getting stuck together, but that was the clear implication.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 27, 2021 11:20 PM (8548M)

That's absurd. Apologize to yourself.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 11:22 PM (xK9An)

531 This is correct. Wrestling is gay.
Posted by: ZOD


Hhhhhmmmm.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2021 11:22 PM (r1z5A)

532 Mrs Peel, it's interesting...

Stanley Kubrick began his independent filmmaking career with Lolita, and ended it with Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

533
Ham prices are so high now, we're having to indict spam sandwiches.

Posted by: federal prosecutors at October 27, 2021 11:25 PM (Mzdiz)

534 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

535 For those who think there is nothing wrong with the Hazard pep rally... It is a crime in my state to even click on the pictures

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 27, 2021 11:28 PM (h1jJh)

536 I read that Nikki Sixx (his legal name) moved to Wyoming and seems to be a pretty good dude these days -- moved out of L.A. because he wanted a better environment for his young kids, and to stay healthy and stuff after his party days nearly killed him permanently.

Figured he wouldn't stay around LA after he put this out: https://youtu.be/MJDDxHIaaVk

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 11:29 PM (SchxB)

537 @527 I will admit, he has some striking imagery, but he also wrote a scene involving a thirteen year old girl running from her house waving her blood-stained underwear in glee that she was finally going to get to marry a man over twenty years her senior who already had 27 children with 27 different women.

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Sure...

And then the little girl's male family members (joined with the male family members of the other 27 women) hunted down the man in question and killed him before their darling little girl could leave with him.

It's a machismo thing, as I understand it. As an hispanic (I'm not actually) male, I can screw any woman who catches my eye and is willing. But if anyone acts in a similar fashion to the female members of my family, I'll kill them. That's the expectation in that part of the world.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2021 11:29 PM (PTw5h)

538 had to lmao at the Crue. Local radio was reviewing their Vegas show and kept playing some parts of Kickstart My Heart. Vince was singing something, but they definitely were not any words known to man

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 27, 2021 11:29 PM (+I6Y/)

539 I remember when gas was 37 cents a gallon.

Posted by: RTW at October 27, 2021 11:29 PM (GJnvT)

540 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

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*fistbump*

*elbowbump*

*hipbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 11:29 PM (VxC1e)

541 As if we didn't have enough problems

https://tinyurl.com/y9ajn5u2

SFW

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
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you can buy a still on line...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 11:30 PM (pbYL9)

542 G'nite Steve

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 11:31 PM (L47aO)

543 Because you are openminded, you will confess that you also listen to Mannheim Steamroller. You will not be mocked.

Posted by: ZOD

Not possible -- BUT I do listen to Passport. "Infinity Machine" is a cool album. I also like Jean-Luc Ponty somewhat too, his album "Fables" particularly.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 11:31 PM (KAi1n)

544 Tis time. Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 27, 2021 11:32 PM (KATBx)

545 I remember when gas was 37 cents a gallon.
Posted by: RTW at October 27, 2021 11:29 PM (GJnvT)



try 29 cent hi-test!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 11:32 PM (hOUT3)

546 A Kentucky school district confirmed on Wednesday it is investigating social media posts of a homecoming event showing male teenagers in skimpy clothing giving lap dances to school staff, including the principal.

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Out: Public Schooling System.
In: Pedophile Grooming System.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 11:34 PM (MtGJh)

547 374/lousagirl "My work made us choose a gender neutral name..."

For what purpose, pray tell?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 27, 2021 11:35 PM (nRMeC)

548 Someone got a photo of children listening to Yoko Ono sing sometime around 1970: https://bit.ly/3mtbnSN

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 11:36 PM (SchxB)

549 Hello Hroth and Sr. Basura. I hope all is well.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2021 11:39 PM (Xhp1L)

550 Hola, Jinx! Everything is good at this end. Hope you're living well and having a ball.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 11:41 PM (SchxB)

551 Everything is tollable.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2021 11:42 PM (Xhp1L)

552 Not possible -- BUT I do listen to Passport. "Infinity Machine" is a cool album. I also like Jean-Luc Ponty somewhat too, his album "Fables"
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I always liked the first few Weather Report records and Return to Forever from this same period. I was fortunate to hear Chick Corea in a trio setting about 2016. Breathtaking. On the other I often get snarled up in Kinda of Blue, Atomic Basie, or inexplicitly, Beethoven's last four piano sonatas.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 27, 2021 11:43 PM (ESLBo)

553 548 Someone got a photo of children listening to Yoko Ono sing sometime around 1970: https://bit.ly/3mtbnSN
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 11:36 PM (SchxB)

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Sadists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)

554 In English, all names are gender-neutral.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at October 27, 2021 11:47 PM (KAi1n)

555 Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 11:47 PM (SchxB)

556 When John Kerry joined the Navy, the Vietnam War was not yet unpopular. He tried like hell to get into the surface Navy just like another John F. from Massachusetts, because he intended to use his Navy service in politics. When he wound up in the riverine force, he took an 8 mm camera along so he could have movies of himself doing heroic things. He only became the antiwar hero when he got home and that was the way to go politically.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 11:47 PM (BMmaB)

557 HB ZOD...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 27, 2021 11:48 PM (5YdO/)

558 Gas, here 4.59 for the regular shit. Let's go brandon

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 11:48 PM (WF/xn)

559 Jinx, how do you be!

Been too long.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 11:48 PM (hOUT3)

560
What's interesting is to look at inflation adjusted gas prices.

Around 1920, the average price of gas was $4.27 in 2020 dollars. During the '30s it was around $3.50ish. It came steadily down and reached a minimum of $2.22 in '72. Then it rose to a peak of $3.83 in '81, then came back down, reaching an absolute minimum of $1.61 in '98. It shot back up to $3.86 in 2008, crashed during the '08 Crash, then popped back up $3.99 in 2012.

The average of that curve from 1920 to 2020 is $2.86. And again, that's in constant 2020 dollars.

Posted by: federal prosecutors at October 27, 2021 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)

561 man of all time - at least in the early-mid '80's). Check out JP's 1983 US Festival performance. Halford's performance - his singing, stage presence, "moves", etc. Unbeatable.
Posted by: SFGoth at Octob

I was there at the US Festival.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 27, 2021 11:50 PM (QljPp)

562 Is ZOD a sock ?

Our happines is too much his. No kneel ?

I am askeerd

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 11:50 PM (WF/xn)

563 554 In English, all names are gender-neutral.
Posted by: Alice Cooper
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Pat is a classic lesbian name. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 27, 2021 11:51 PM (ESLBo)

564 She had a voice of great purity. It was wasted on the Neil Sedaka tripe. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2021 10:35 PM (VxC1e)

I remember my 8th grade music teacher thought Karen Carpenter was technically the greatest singer who ever lived. Not just hitting the notes, but everything from breath control to modulation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 11:51 PM (BMmaB)

565 I am done for the might, enjoy what remains of it good people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 27, 2021 11:53 PM (hOUT3)

566 No more is ZOD. Is Only Zardoz

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 11:53 PM (WF/xn)

567 One need not like nor enjoy Mannheim Steamroller productions, to admit this one salient fact:

They are superior CDs for exploring the dynamic range or musical accuracy of whatever amp, receiver, speaker or other parts of a Hi-Fi system one might wish to drive to it's limits.

Much like Mobile Fidelity Sound Labs productions, the Mannheim Steamroller CDs are engineering and production masterpieces, suitable for pushing the envelope of the full spectrum of audio production/reproduction. Ignore the music, measure the signal.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 11:54 PM (QzJWU)

568
How can Zod have an annual birthday when he was birthed by the Big Bang?

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 11:54 PM (MtGJh)

569 Diogenes, have you read the book "The Raid", about Son Tay? I read it whilst at airborne school (the week Saddam went Kuwaiti). The following year at SOBC as a newly-minted looey, we had a dining-in one night with a bunch of retired officers; I forget the circumstances. The one at my table knew Col. Simons and we spent most of the dinner talking about the raid, to everyone else's chagrin (lol). Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

@SFGoth, my ex-wife's late mother was COL Simons' secretary when he was Director of Logistics at Fort Bragg.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 11:54 PM (BMmaB)

570 JP cannot be denied. Living after midnight

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 11:54 PM (WF/xn)

571 563 554 In English, all names are gender-neutral.
Posted by: Alice Cooper
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Pat is a classic lesbian name. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 27, 2021 11:51 PM (ESLBo)

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Rachel Maddow vs. Rachel Levine.

Discus ...

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 11:56 PM (MtGJh)

572 @SFGoth, my ex-wife's late mother was COL Simons' secretary when he was Director of Logistics at Fort Bragg.
Posted by: Caesar North

Small world this place is.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 11:57 PM (KAi1n)

573 I remember my 8th grade music teacher thought Karen Carpenter was technically the greatest singer who ever lived. Not just hitting the notes, but everything from breath control to modulation. Posted by: Caesar North
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My CC music professor would have run off with Karen if he had half a chance. I never understood that. Still don't. On the other hand, we did a charity choir gig at a state mental institution. We opened with his composition "Out On the Edge and Beyond." I nearly wet myself laughing when I understood he was trolling the audience. We he and I made contact he got a devilish grin that lasted a fleeting moment. A sublime moment of understanding passed between us.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 27, 2021 11:58 PM (ESLBo)

574 Well, now I know why I didn't get hired for that teaching job a few years back. My background check showed no arrests or convictions for any sort of perv behavior.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 11:58 PM (3/XaG)

575 Correction for We he and I made contact he got a devilish grin that lasted a fleeting moment. A sublime moment of understanding passed between us.

When he and I made eye he got a devilish grin that lasted a fleeting moment. A sublime moment of understanding passed between us.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 27, 2021 11:59 PM (ESLBo)

576 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 11:59 PM (P3gRi)

577 If nobody has said it yet, Trevor needs to get explicit by bending over and copulating with himself over this comment.

Not all high school kids are 17. Most are younger, generally as young as 13 (I was when I started). I don't want my children reading about homosexual pedophilic acts at their local library. I don't want them reading about exploring their sexuality in high school. I don't want them being told the they may be gay or transgender.

I don't care that he grew up and was abused himself; that should have taught him that abusing children is wrong, no matter how that abuse takes place, but I guess he took the wrong lesson.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2021 12:00 AM (ynpvh)

578 Rachel Maddow vs. Rachel Levine.

Discus ...

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 11:56 PM (MtGJh)

One is at least female...yeah other than that I got nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 12:01 AM (VwHCD)

579 Mannheim Steamroller CDs are engineering and production masterpieces, suitable for pushing the envelope of the full spectrum of audio production/reproduction. Ignore the music, measure the signal.
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 28, 2021 12:04 AM (vuisn)

580 What's interesting is to look at inflation adjusted gas prices.

Thank you very much for that. I always suspected gas wasn't THAT cheap in the Golden Age as there was usually a lower power option than standard\normal on most cars then, and they sold a reasonable amount. What has changed for most people over the decades is the mileage they drive in a year at least til the Covid thing started. In the late 70s a 5 year old car with over 100k "must have been a traveling salesman's car"

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 28, 2021 12:05 AM (3/XaG)

581 ..Rachel Maddow vs. Rachel Levine. Discus ..

Ugly vs. Ugly. Neither would be in a teen boy's spank bank. And yet, those two and their fans obsess, as if they were.

In these perversions, the Taliban have got it closer to right, than not. And the walls come tumbin' down.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2021 12:06 AM (QzJWU)

582 We he and I made contact he got a devilish grin that lasted a fleeting moment. A sublime moment of understanding passed between us. Posted by: LostInSpace at October 27, 2021 11:58 PM (ESLBo)

You know what that reminds me of? Sort of OT, but there's a recording of Melanie doing "Candles in the Rain" on Dutch TV with the Edwin Hawkins Singers. It's probably one of the top 10 live performances of all time. At 5:26 in the video she looks over at Edwin sharing ever so briefly that they both know this is the best performance of both their lifetimes.

https://youtu.be/IZ52lk9wjZI

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2021 12:12 AM (BMmaB)

583 Ugly vs. Ugly. Neither would be in a teen boy's spank bank. And yet, those two and their fans obsess, as if they were.
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One Lib female acquaintance started fanning herself when Maddow was mentioned in conversation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2021 12:12 AM (WD9ZA)

584 I know we try to keep things somewhat apolitical on the ONT, but would anyone be interested in signing my petition to change the national anthem to Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2021 12:14 AM (QU5/8)

585 >> Thank you very much for that. I always suspected gas wasn't THAT cheap

Indeed. If you want to look at it even more detail, it depends on which deflator you use. The above I went through uses the CPI. That is, our real price unit is the CPI basket of goods (which changes itself).

If you use the GDP deflator, you get a slight different picture.

The trends of peaks and troughs are roughly the same, but their values are different. In 2019 GDP deflated dollars, the early 20s - 70s values are less than the CPI. The minimum in '72 was below $2.

But, the peak in 2012 was much higher, a bit over $4.

Posted by: federal prosecutors at October 28, 2021 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)

586
federal ham/spam sandwich sock off, dammit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)

587 Jim: have you smoked the Toro yet?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:22 AM (pbYL9)

588 federal ham/spam sandwich sock off, dammit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

Don't worry, the Mzdiz (Ms. Diz, lol) gave you away.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)

589 I know we try to keep things somewhat apolitical on the ONT, but would anyone be interested in signing my petition to change the national anthem to Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2021 12:14 AM (QU5/
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only if you sign mine to change it to "US Blues" by the Grateful Dead...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:24 AM (pbYL9)

590 or, we could split the difference and mandate that the only version that can be played at sporting events, etc, is the Jimi Hendrix version...

that would take care of all the caterwauling "interpretations" by various clowns that can sing for shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:25 AM (pbYL9)

591 Melanie - Candles in the Rain - At 5:26 in the video she looks over at Edwin sharing ever so briefly that they both know this is the best performance of both their lifetimes. Posted by: Caesar
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My. Oh. My. My sense of great musical performances is when there is complete and total commitment to music - it is there that the last bits of everything pour out. The best word we have for this is musical but the totality of the moment is far more profound, everything goes free and stops being music. Thank you for the video.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 28, 2021 12:28 AM (ESLBo)

592 >>only if you sign mine to change it to "US Blues" by the Grateful Dead...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:24 AM (pbYL9)

"Gut Feeling" by Devo.

Posted by: ZOD at October 28, 2021 12:29 AM (xK9An)

593 Just popped in to see what's up. I did a lot of fall clean up and maybe over did it today working outside.

Jules is recovering, thankfully. Now I get lectures about what I did wrong when she was sick and down and out.

LOL, if you never hear from me again I really pissed her off.

Posted by: Farmer at October 28, 2021 12:30 AM (55Qr6)

594 LOL, if you never hear from me again I really pissed her off.

Posted by: Farmer at October 28, 2021 12:30 AM (55Qr6)
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LOL!

no good deed goes unpunished...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:32 AM (pbYL9)

595 I am Gen X and even our college libraries were not full of erotica. I remember as I was finishing grad school in the early 90s the GL whatever group was having protests that there was not enough gay sex fiction in the university libraries. I studied STEM and thought university libraries were supposed to hold academic resources, not recreational porn collections.

Why the hell are high school and middle school librarians stocking their shelves with pornographic material of any type? And why abuse taxpayers by forcing them to subsidize any of that, but especially bizarro fringe crap? Do they buy Hustler or whatever the equivalent is for the libraries too?

Posted by: WhyBanned at October 28, 2021 12:36 AM (ulaXh)

596
IMO, to be called and treated as a singer, one should be able to actually sing without the aid of electronics and fancy studio gimmicks.

Can you, without any modification or even music, sing without causing dogs to howl, or cats to defecate, etc. If you can, we go from there. If not, you get gonged.

Now, if you survive all that and are actually a good natural singer, then if you want to do the fancy electronic shit, etc, to augment it, you can.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)

597 would anyone be interested in signing my petition to change the national anthem to Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex?
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I'll play. Rock and Roll Music by Chuck Berry. Johnny B. Goode, I suspect, would be most people's all-time greatest Berry song and I most certainly cannot argue much with that choice. But I prefer Rock and Roll Music as it is an full on anthem that is an alpha and omega moment that defines America not just our music but us as a people. In 300 years Chuck Berry will be seen as our Bach or Mozart. One of the greatest versions is the one the Beatles recorded. If I recall correctly, the band did it live in the studio and in one take.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 28, 2021 12:38 AM (ESLBo)

598 Why the hell are high school and middle school librarians stocking their shelves with pornographic material of any type? And why abuse taxpayers by forcing them to subsidize any of that, but especially bizarro fringe crap? Do they buy Hustler or whatever the equivalent is for the libraries too? Posted by: WhyBanned
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This. done.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 28, 2021 12:40 AM (ESLBo)

599 ..Jim: have you smoked the Toro yet? Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:22 AM (pbYL9)

I'll make you a deal. When you've sent the C&R info and you've received the relevant item from my FFL, then it'll be time for stogies on both ends of the divide.

Be assured, it'll meet CA muster for shit that can be sent.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2021 12:40 AM (QzJWU)

600 I remember my 8th grade music teacher thought Karen Carpenter was technically the greatest singer who ever lived. Not just hitting the notes, but everything from breath control to modulation.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 11:51 PM (BMmaB)

I guess it fits with control freak anorexia, since she starved herself to death. Their music induces nausea for me, so maybe that was her problem :/

Posted by: WhyBanned at October 28, 2021 12:40 AM (ulaXh)

601 I go nuts for acorny pun.

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 28, 2021 12:42 AM (HLwmB)

602 Karen Carpenter...I guess it fits with control freak anorexia, since she starved herself to death. Their music induces nausea for me, so maybe that was her problem :/ Posted by: WhyBanned.
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Sounds like somebody needs some Muskrat Love. Oh wait, that was Captain and Tennille aka We Escaped from a Holiday Inn Lounge.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 28, 2021 12:44 AM (ESLBo)

603 ..IMO, to be called and treated as a singer, one should be able to actually sing without the aid of electronics and fancy studio gimmicks. Can you, without any modification or even music, sing without causing dogs to howl, or cats to defecate, etc. If you can, we go from there. If not, you get gonged. Now, if you survive all that and are actually a good natural singer, then if you want to do the fancy electronic shit, etc, to augment it, you can.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)

Hank Williams. I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry.

Q.E.D.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2021 12:44 AM (QzJWU)

604
I think the standard for great/classic music is will they still be listening to it 100 years later? How about 200 years or more?

I'll wager that Karen Carpenter's voice will still be heard over 100 years from now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

605 Plain popcorn? I'm sorry but you can really do a lot butter than that.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 28, 2021 12:46 AM (ESLBo)

606 Imagine Karen Carpenter sans Burt Bacharach.

Hell, imagine her singing with Heart. That shit would've ROCKED!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2021 12:53 AM (QzJWU)

607 well, yer gonna have to wait for my new CnR to appear, as this one turns into a pumpkin on Monday next. just renewed my state COE, which your FFL will want as well.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:57 AM (pbYL9)

608 And why abuse taxpayers by forcing them to subsidize any of that, but especially bizarro fringe crap? Do they buy Hustler or whatever the equivalent is for the libraries too? Posted by: WhyBanned
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IIRC, the Library of Congress is supposed to have a yuge pr0n collection as well...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 12:59 AM (pbYL9)

609 IMO, to be called and treated as a singer, one should be able to actually sing without the aid of electronics and fancy studio gimmicks.

Can you, without any modification or even music, sing without causing dogs to howl, or cats to defecate, etc. If you can, we go from there. If not, you get gonged.

Now, if you survive all that and are actually a good natural singer, then if you want to do the fancy electronic shit, etc, to augment it, you can.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)

I couldn't get arrested as a singer, and even if I could sing I couldn't play guitar and sing. I can't even talk and play. I played drums for some years along with the guitar, so I always have drums in my head while playing the guitar. Adding talking or singing is one too many things to add on top of guitar and the drums going on in my head. It screws up my rhythm.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 01:00 AM (VwHCD)

610 just checked: COE is being processed. should be renewed in another day or two.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:02 AM (pbYL9)

611 red C.

When you've got alla that shit done, let me know. I'll convey my local FFL's contact info to you, you send yours to him, and weight will be freighted in your direction.

Then it'll be cigar time at the respective haciendas.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2021 01:04 AM (QzJWU)

612
Put "Karen Carpenter acapella" in Youtube. There you'll see some of the near-isolated vocal tracks of her biggest hits. There's some drums and bass in them, but you can mostly hear her pure voice.

She more than passes the "great singer" test. And she starved herself to death. That makes me cry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)

613 "Flaming Telepaths" by Blue Oyster Cult is very apropos these days.

Hustler? LOL. Does that even exist anymore? Meh, many young boys like to look at pictures of naked women. When I was a Cub Scout, we'd have the monthly paper drives, and all the boys would ensure that no porno went unfound.

It's nice that at 11pm, I can drive down the street and buy drugs in S.F. Even found parking.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 01:12 AM (KAi1n)

614 "I played drums for some years along with the guitar"

Now *that* takes talent. You must be really good with the double bass drum.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 01:13 AM (KAi1n)

615
Well, I didn't know this existed, but here's "Mr. Postman" near-isolated vocals. There's a horn in there, but not when she's singing. She's down in her lower register most of the time, here, and that's were the magic in her voice is:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=4Js2sNpBEkY

I remember reading a while back that she couldn't really project, belt it out, in her lower register, and so had to be close mic'd, which can be problematic, but she shined.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)

616 Whhhen the doehgs begin to smell herrrr...

That Seth McFarlane teddy bear gives 90s grunge a hard time for the opera mouth shapes, but they were doing what Elton John and a bunch of other singers outside of rock were doing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 28, 2021 01:18 AM (ybIRR)

617 Karen Carpenter was no slouch on the drums either. Real tragedy what happened.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 01:18 AM (KAi1n)

618 610 just checked: COE is being processed. should be renewed in another day or two.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:02 AM (pbYL9)

I am a realtor. I was going to congratulate on closing escrow on your CA property so you could move out of the asylum. Oh well.

Posted by: WhyBanned at October 28, 2021 01:18 AM (ulaXh)

619 Now *that* takes talent. You must be really good with the double bass drum.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 01:13 AM (KAi1n)

I had just started getting good with it, but then I had to stop because I had to focus on the guitar because I started playing in bands and there was a ton of music coming out at the time. I spent about 6 years on drums.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 01:19 AM (VwHCD)

620 Sounds like somebody needs some Muskrat Love. Oh wait, that was Captain and Tennille aka We Escaped from a Holiday Inn Lounge.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 28, 2021 12:44 AM (ESLBo)

All of that is dreck. The Carpenters, Captain and Tennile, Air Supply, Anne Murray, Richard Marx, and many others. It is too bad that a perhaps talented vocalist like Karen Carpenter was forced into performing pathetic crap by her family. Maybe analogous to how Elvis was destroyed by Colonel Parker.

Posted by: WhyBanned at October 28, 2021 01:27 AM (ulaXh)

621 I am a realtor. I was going to congratulate on closing escrow on your CA property so you could move out of the asylum. Oh well.

Posted by: WhyBanned at October 28, 2021 01:18 AM (ulaXh)
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"Certificate of Exemption" from the CA DOJ... needed to buy CnR's, order ammo, etc.

as for bailing on this turd world shithole, i'm w*rking on that. Brylcreem signing SB-9 might very well be the one neat trick we needed to make a mint off *her* property.

where are you a realtor?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:28 AM (pbYL9)

622 i mean the property is pretty valuable, oversize lot for the block, "desirable" area, etc... but now we can explore the value of multiple units vs a single McMansion... people are willing to pay $1200/month, just to rent a single room in these parts: i've seen them on Next Door offering that kind of green.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:31 AM (pbYL9)

623
She sang "Don't Cry For Me Argentina", as well:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=76ZKihNCWWE

I think she's got Madonna beat, there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 28, 2021 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

624 that being said, someone built an ugly box around the corner on a smaller lot, and it sold for $4.4

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:34 AM (pbYL9)

625 Years ago (when I had some money), I bought an e-drum set so if someone came by who could play drums, we could jam (I play rhythm guitar and lead keyboards). However, not even if I were stoned would I play my own drum set, not even alone, I was so bad at it.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 01:36 AM (KAi1n)

626 SMOD's name is a killing word.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 28, 2021 01:38 AM (ybIRR)

627 Not in CA more then 15m before my phone wants me to install CAs covid tracker app...

Posted by: Redchief at October 28, 2021 01:52 AM (mL4jt)

628 i can play a car radio, a stereo, and a kazoo.

and the only way i can carry a tune is if you put the song book in a bucket or bag...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:53 AM (pbYL9)

629 Not in CA more then 15m before my phone wants me to install CAs covid tracker app...

Posted by: Redchief at October 28, 2021 01:52 AM (mL4jt)
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mark it as "spam"...

i love my flip phone: it has no apps.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:54 AM (pbYL9)

630 BTW: where in #Failifornia are you?

the Horde is scattered up and down the state

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:55 AM (pbYL9)

631 627 Not in CA more then 15m before my phone wants me to install CAs covid tracker app...

Posted by: Redchief at October 28, 2021 01:52 AM (mL4jt)

Yeah, I hate that. I mean, the Gov't already tracks me nine ways to Sunday, without my permission, so why should I give them another. Go Brandon yourself, Gov Gruesome.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2021 01:58 AM (ynpvh)

632 628 i can play a car radio, a stereo, and a kazoo.

and the only way i can carry a tune is if you put the song book in a bucket or bag...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:53 AM (pbYL9)

I can play cards, but not very well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2021 01:59 AM (ynpvh)

633 630 BTW: where in #Failifornia are you?

the Horde is scattered up and down the state
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 01:55 AM (pbYL9)

Back at my kids house in the east st bay area.

Posted by: Redchief at October 28, 2021 01:59 AM (mL4jt)

634 Hey peeps

I wish i was asleep but sleep is elusive. So many recommendations for falling asleep but my mind isso stubborn.

Anyone here? What are our topics tonight?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:01 AM (IDhUW)

635 Californicateyou

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 02:02 AM (KAi1n)

636 Looks like it's the calis talking. You do have a beautiful state.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:04 AM (IDhUW)

637 Covid tracker app.why would I give the govt another way to track me?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:06 AM (IDhUW)

638 SMOD's name is a killing word.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 28,

You think so? We have been talking about SMOD for years but we are still here.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:09 AM (IDhUW)

639 east bay: micro MoMe with SF Goth, and i believe there are a couple others up that way as well, but it's late.

i'm in Lost Angels...

this IS still a beautiful state, but it is now full of ugly, dumb, power mad idiots. i LOVE the land, but i hate the residents. everyone moved here, then voted to make it just like home, ruining paradise, the bastards.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 02:11 AM (pbYL9)

640 Who moves to Cali? It seems everyone moves from there.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:12 AM (IDhUW)

641 A K, where are you located?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 02:13 AM (pbYL9)

642 The great white north. Alaska, born and raised in Montana.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:15 AM (IDhUW)

643 You doing ok red? Im better than ive been for a while but struggling tonight. Fundraiser going on for you?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:18 AM (IDhUW)

644 people move here to get into "The Industry"... Hollyweird, musical recording, etc.

they're all chasing after "The Dream". even in the 80's it wasn't bad here, but they just keep coming, along with all the illegals, tourists who stay, the diaspora from the USSR break up refugees settled here by "do gooders"... you name it.

i LOL going through the russian/armenian ghetto in North Hollywood. shitty little apartments, but everyone's got a fancy car. back in the day, everyone lived in apartments, but only the vlasty had cars, so they do the same here.

WTF would you live a shitty apartment and drive a high end Mercedes, Maserati, or even a Rolls (seen them all) when you could buy a house on some land? trick question: you have emigrated from the shithole you grew up in, but you haven't escaped. you bought your chains along for the trip.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 02:20 AM (pbYL9)

645 You doing ok red? Im better than ive been for a while but struggling tonight. Fundraiser going on for you?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:18 AM (IDhUW)
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not for me: you can tell because it's "Red", not "red"...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 02:22 AM (pbYL9)

646 Yeah, no matter where you go, there you are. Best to make peace with God and self and be content anywhere.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:23 AM (IDhUW)

647 My extended family is from here -- both my parents grew up in L.A.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2021 02:23 AM (KAi1n)

648 Covid tracker app.why would I give the govt another way to track me?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:06 AM (IDhUW)
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for your own good, of course, comrade.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 02:24 AM (pbYL9)

649 hey A K! did you see "tcn" is talking about holding a MoMe up your way next year?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 02:25 AM (pbYL9)

650 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Tech thread up

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2021 02:26 AM (QFVV9)

651 Im glad you're good small r red.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:26 AM (IDhUW)

652 AKMoMe would be awesome. If i can overcome my shyness, i might attend.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:29 AM (IDhUW)

653 Going to try to sleep again. Thanks red for the convo.

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 28, 2021 02:30 AM (IDhUW)

654 and they moved my 1300 appointment up to 1030, so i gotta hit the rack.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 28, 2021 02:59 AM (pbYL9)

655 BabylonBee: White House Says You Would Be Able To Afford Food If You Had Kept The 16 Cents You Saved On July 4th 

Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 28, 2021 05:13 AM (X5CsJ)

656 Noah's comments are answered here -
tinyurl.com/844rumvj

Posted by: Linda S Fox at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (G6b2l)

657 "Houston Texas CEO"

Impressive reporting from BizPac Review.
Many journalismists aren't very interested in professional sport game leagues.

I'd have written "Houston Texans," but I'm no journalismist.

Posted by: LibertyDefender at October 29, 2021 02:28 PM (iU6m4)

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