Dave Chappelle Fires Back at Trans Extremists, Saying He's Willing to Talk With Them, "But I Will Not Be Summoned" to Bend the Knee

He filmed a post-special comedy show in which he answers his attempted cancellers, and then posted the response on Instagram.

John Sexton at Hot Air digests the clip.

Unfunny Australian feminist lecturer -- repeatedly misidentified as a "comedian" -- Hannah Gadsby had earlier attacked Chappelle for being, supposedly, anti-trans. And she attacked Netflix for giving him a platform, despite Netflix having previously treated her as a charity case and given this minor-leaguer her own special.

Bearing points out that Gadsby is not a comedian -- she is, most charitably, a monologuist who tells stories about her life (almost always involving victimization by men) which occasionally have some kind of bitter joke at the end.

I mention that because Chappelle references her in this quote.

"To the transgender community, I am more than willing to give you an audience, but you will not summon me. I am not bending to anybody's demands. And if you want to meet with me, I'd be more than willing to, but I have some conditions. First of all, you cannot come if you have not watched my special from beginning to end. You must come to a place of my choosing at a time of my choosing, and thirdly, you must admit that Hannah Gadsby is not funny."

Sexton reports on his further comments:

"It's been said in the press that I was invited to speak to the transgender employees of Netflix and I refused," Chappelle said. He continued, "That is not true. If they had invited me I would have accepted it, although I am confused about what we are speaking about.

You'll be speaking about repentance, and speaking the lines -- "Trans women are women! The only women, in fact!" -- they've written for you.

"I said what I said, and boy, I heard what you said. My God, how could I not? You said you want a safe working environment at Netflix. Well, it seems like I'm the only one that canít go to the office anymore."

Chappelle says he has in fact been " cancelled." This is important to establish, because trans extremists know their cancel culture is toxically unpopular, and therefore claim they're not trying to get anyone cancelled even as they press the case for cancellation.


This film that I made was invited to every film festival in the United States and some of those invitations I accepted. When this controversy came out about 'The Closer,' they began disinviting me from these film festivals,Ē Chappelle claimed. "And now, today, not a film company, not a movie studio, not a film festival, nobody will touch this film. Thank God for Ted Sarandos and Netflix, he's the only one that didnít cancel me yet."

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SJW Cultural Marxist extremists are fond of saying there is no "cancel culture." They call it, instead, "consequence culture."

And the consequences they seek to inflict on others are... cancellations.

But don't call it cancel culture!

"You cannot have this conversation and exclude my voice from it. That is only fair. You have to answer the question: Am I canceled or not?!" he said. At that point the crowd cheered back loudly "NO!"

Well the correct answer is, actually, "Yes." The "NO!" is a shout of defiance. But it's not true.

Ryan Long had a good point about this: As Dave Chappelle said explicitly, this argument isn't about Chappelle being anti-trans. It's about him being pro-black.

Long notes that Chappelle isn't actually against identity politics at all. He's in favor of it. He just doesn't like the fact that White Dudes in Party City Wigs have displaced black people as The Most Oppressed People in America.

He says something like, "Chappelle thought we were still talking about George Floyd but trans people said, no, let's turn the page, we're talking about Our Grievances now"


So this is all an argument about who is at the top of the hierarchy -- black people, or White Boys In Skirts?

Note that while Chappelle definitely is an identity politics partisan pushing black grievance (and asserting the superiority of black grievance over trans grievance), he is not himself a cancel-culture warrior. Identity politics and cancel culture are most often found together, but not always.

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1 1st?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2021 01:18 PM (ewSN2)

2 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

3 "Blacks are the only true victims in America."
-the Message

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

4 Read the content. Again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:19 PM (wAnMi)

5 I'm not even sure what he looks like. Is he the black actor/comedian who played Tom Hanks's friend in You've Got Mail? Because that was 25 years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM (txdEq)

6 Good thing he isn't white. None of this would work. He'd just get his house burned down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM (DU+/6)

7 "Conversation" to a leftist is I talk, you listen and if you disagree with what I say, I fuck you up.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM (OalnH)

8 >>"You cannot have this conversation and exclude my voice from it. That is only fair. You have to answer the question: Am I canceled or not?!" he said.


Perfect response.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2021 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

9 He just doesn't like the fact that White Dudes in Party City Wigs have displaced black people as The Most Oppressed People in America.

So oppressed that 1:4 TV commercials has some sort of pro-tranny message. You betcha.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:21 PM (wAnMi)

10 This stuff with Dave Chapelle is a bunch of BS and I couldn't care less about him getting threats of being cancelled. His real gripe is that the trans-homo community have taken over the victimhood industry displacing black people. Thats it. He's a racist POS and can F off.

Posted by: JROD at October 28, 2021 01:21 PM (0jZnq)

11 I'm not even sure what he looks like. Is he the black actor/comedian who played Tom Hanks's friend in You've Got Mail? Because that was 25 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021


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According to IMDb, it *was* Dave Chappelle.

"If you don't like Kathleen Kelly, you're not gonna like this girl. Because she IS Kathleen Kelly."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:21 PM (txdEq)

12 5 I'm not even sure what he looks like. Is he the black actor/comedian who played Tom Hanks's friend in You've Got Mail? Because that was 25 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM (txdEq)

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Holy shit he was in that?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:21 PM (OalnH)

13 "Conversation" to a leftist is I talk, you listen and if you disagree with what I say, I fuck you up.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM (OalnH)
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Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:21 PM (DU+/6)

14 7 "Conversation" to a leftist is I talk, you listen and if you disagree with what I say, I fuck you up.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM (OalnH)

Whenever a leftist invites you to have a conversation that means shut up.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:21 PM (cSyAR)

15 >>5 I'm not even sure what he looks like. Is he the black actor/comedian who played Tom Hanks's friend in You've Got Mail? Because that was 25 years ago.

Me either. I think he's some black stand up comedian.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 28, 2021 01:22 PM (2xGy+)

16 Comedy Central wanted to put Chapelle in chains and also give him 25 million dollars but instead he beat it to South Africa and smoked a lot of pot.

He's come back to comedy but he's definitely not as funny as he was 15 years ago.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 01:22 PM (P75sc)

17 Don't care, fuck them all.

And I give Chappelle a month at best before he straps on his kneepads and blows Big Brother.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021 01:22 PM (2JVJo)

18 I'm not even sure what he looks like. Is he the black actor/comedian who played Tom Hanks's friend in You've Got Mail? Because that was 25 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM (txdEq)


bald guy with a gap in his teeth IIRC. Maybe not, dunno. I liked him in Half Baked, and his TV show had some brilliant moments. I have to admit the blind, black racist KKK guy bit was pretty lit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:22 PM (wAnMi)

19 Is Chapelle the guy who did the How Not to Get Beat Up By The Police skit?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:23 PM (cSyAR)

20 Everyone is missing a key element here. At the end of the show Chappelle basically says hey trans people, let's not fight each other, we need to keep our focus on taking down the white man.

So yeah he can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (OalnH)

21 Here is a photo of the subhuman freak that kicked off this whole Netflix Chappelle fooferaw:

https://tinyurl.com/h6ha8nkc

This sick fuck called itself "Terra Fied." The newsmedia, always helpful, bowdlerized its name to "Terra Field." Supposedly, this piece of shit was a software engineer. It galls me, it fills me with fucking rage, that a demented piece of shit like Terra Fied can EASILY get a job in IT, but a heterosexual OFWG like me, with a good resume, is told to pound sand.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (qpX6U)

22 19 Is Chapelle the guy who did the How Not to Get Beat Up By The Police skit?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:23 PM (cSyAR)

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I believe that was Chris Rock.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (OalnH)

23 All of it is so tiring, and very little of it is actually funny.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (vuisn)

24 Chapelle just needs that Overton window slid open a bit more.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (N0PjA)

25 I refuse to have a "conversation" about George Floyd. If that piece of shit was your standard bearer, then you're a piece of shit too.

You want to talk about Philando Castille? Ashli Babbit? Any of the hundreds of people of all races disgustingly murdered by the incompetent shock troops of a corrupted government? Let's have that conversation.

But fuck George Floyd.

Posted by: Hamster No. 5643-65-32461 at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (6FeV1)

26 16 Comedy Central wanted to put Chapelle in chains and also give him 25 million dollars but instead he beat it to South Africa and smoked a lot of pot.

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It was $50M. The oppression was double plus bad.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (OalnH)

27 Hamster's done using my account to post.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (6FeV1)

28 I believe that was Chris Rock.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (OalnH)

I think you're right. And I denounce myself for confusing two black guys.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (cSyAR)

29 @19

>>Is Chapelle the guy who did the How Not to Get Beat Up By The Police skit?

I think he's the guy that said milk in in chocolate cake and and what you talking about. homey don't play that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (P75sc)

30 I only remember Chappelle from "Con Air".

"Pinball didn't make it? That's too bad. I liked Pinball."

- Cyrus the Virus

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (dfRN6)

31 This is also an excellent point about the contradictory claims re: Chapelle vs. Hannah Gastly who lauded for being not funny by choice: https://tinyurl.com/3t7rtr9e

@CovfefeAnon

Comedy doesn't have to be funny - unless *you* say it's not funny then it was funny and you don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

32 And I give Chappelle a month at best before he straps on his kneepads and blows Big Brother.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021 01:22 PM (2JVJo)


I'm not so sure about that. Of all of the people in the entertainment industry, he really seems to stick by his guns. He walked away from a multi-million dollar contract at the height of his popularity. He really seems to give no fucks, and couldn't care less about being accepted, or even slightly liked. I'm not a huge fan, but gotta give him credit for backing up his words with actions. He'll always have an audience somewhere, and no doubt he'll live pretty well off of his past accomplishments.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (wAnMi)

33 20 Everyone is missing a key element here. At the end of the show Chappelle basically says hey trans people, let's not fight each other, we need to keep our focus on taking down the white man.

So yeah he can go fuck himself.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (OalnH)

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And what did the trans-community do in response?

They revolted because intersectionality is a constant clawing for the top of the victimhood stack. They're actually more concerned with being the top of their hill than anything else. Once trannies came along, Chappelle said that no, we can fight whitey together as long as I'm in charge, and then the trannies said, "No, we can only fight whitey if we're in charge."

As long as two groups want to be on top of the intersectionality stack, the infighting will continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

34
"To the transgender community, I am more than willing to give you an audience, but you will not summon me. I am not bending to anybody's demands."

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Well put. That has a real "kneel before Zod" vibe to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2021 01:26 PM (/KPLX)

35 Most blacktivists endorse the cancel culture.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 28, 2021 01:26 PM (m/Gc2)

36 21 Here is a photo of the subhuman freak that kicked off this whole Netflix Chappelle fooferaw:

https://tinyurl.com/h6ha8nkc

This sick fuck called itself "Terra Fied."
...............

It should be Chicken Fried

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:27 PM (MFHSd)

37 Hilariously, Chappelle offers dialogue, when the crazy people want only for him to still still while they harangue him.

It would be easier and less painful for everyone for Chappelle to just go straight to the punchline ("GFY nutcases") except to say, you never know, the looney tunes might just learn something from him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2021 01:27 PM (S8L4n)

38 Parker Posey was in that movie too. She's 52 now. Zoinks!! Time flies. She was a seriously hawt piece of ass and is rocking the MILF thing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:27 PM (OalnH)

39 I agree with those who say that Chappelle is merely fighting for a place higher on the progressive stack, and not for general principles. This is a good "let them fight" moment for me.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 01:28 PM (rZYEY)

40 we need to keep our focus on taking down the white man.

So yeah he can go fuck himself.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (OalnH)

You want to take down the "white man"?

Vote pro-Trump. Protest your white slavers in the Democrat party. Learn who your masters truly are, first, and then you can come to me about taking them down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2021 01:28 PM (6FeV1)

41 If your mom is literally a whore, dad is a whoring deadbeat commie, and you got married to Big Mike while doing a bong...

You're a Hussein Obama.

Posted by: LWC at October 28, 2021 01:29 PM (pa4ej)

42 I just want to slap Pelosi's evil face.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

43 Chris Rock is funny

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:29 PM (MFHSd)

44 Chappelle's acting career:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152638/#actor

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 01:29 PM (UHVv4)

45 This sick fuck called itself "Terra Fied." The newsmedia, always helpful, bowdlerized its name to "Terra Field." Supposedly, this piece of shit was a software engineer. It galls me, it fills me with fucking rage, that a demented piece of shit like Terra Fied can EASILY get a job in IT, but a heterosexual OFWG like me, with a good resume, is told to pound sand.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021


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More like "Terra Fried." Obviously she eats a lot of food prepared that way.

(And I know; I kept getting laid off in IT in the late '90s probably for very similar reasons.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:30 PM (txdEq)

46 agree with those who say that Chappelle is merely fighting for a place higher on the progressive stack, and not for general principles. This is a good "let them fight" moment for me.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 01:28 PM (rZYEY)

I'm more in the hoping for casualties stage.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2021 01:30 PM (68WvR)

47 Rona Romney is very upset that WI cheated in the 2020 election. LOLGF

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 28, 2021 01:30 PM (2xGy+)

48 If you're worried that the trannies don't like you, you are losing. Chappelle agreed to disappear for Teh Won so there would be no discouraging word regarding Teh Won's black cred. He got a buyout to disappear. He's not that funny anymore. Not like he was before the disappearing act.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:30 PM (ifUkZ)

49 He is all for identity politics, unless it turns agains him . Then it's bad.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2021 01:31 PM (V7qBU)

50 Chappelle was getting some heat that could have (but probably wouldn't) put a dent in his income. That's what I call "getting uncomfortable." As more and more people, and not just famous or quasi-famous ones either get uncomfortable with society and all the shit that's packed inside it, they're pushing back. Soon Karen and Todd will be uncomfortable too. That's when the shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2021 01:31 PM (BFigT)

51 I believe that was Chris Rock.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (OalnH)


Yes it was. Dave did skits on his show, but never really seemed to stick with a character (except the crack addict guy), it was always something new and then that was it.

Here he is if GTA was real life (very brief):
https://youtu.be/WBDfCISuBag

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:31 PM (wAnMi)

52 Chapelle was the only good thing about that piece of tripe movie A Star Is Born. (Lady Caca version)

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 01:31 PM (DJFLF)

53 It's trannies and carnival freaks all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (Xrfse)

54 homey don't play that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021


***
"Homey don't play dat" was the catch phrase in the Homey the Clown skits on In Living Color -- one of the Wayans Brothers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (txdEq)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (txdEq)

56 It galls me, it fills me with fucking rage, that a demented piece of shit like Terra Fied can EASILY get a job in IT, but a heterosexual OFWG like me, with a good resume, is told to pound sand.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (qpX6U)

I feel your pain, and you know people like this are responsible for the sorry state of software these days. Just be sure to keep writing your own software, and if it is your calling, you'll have the last laugh.

Posted by: Tums Festival at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (0mP7b)

57 ...As long as two groups want to be on top of the intersectionality stack, the infighting will continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
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Good, may they eat each other.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (MFHSd)

58 I will keep Sinema and Manchin credit. They brought the Destroy America bill down from $3.5T to $1.75T. I mean fuck it is still insane, but without them it could have been a lot worse.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (OalnH)

59 I'm not going to lie, I like Dave Chappelle. He has zero

Posted by: Trog04 at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (wfZwW)

60 Maybe dave has issues with trans gay superiority because hes a muslim

Posted by: nckate at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (EWSJR)

61 Paraphrasing Someone on Twitter, who said it best,

You are better off saying F--- Off than asking for Forgiveness.

Posted by: rd at October 28, 2021 01:33 PM (Z32m1)

62 I like the story on Insty, how lesbians are upset they're being forced to have sex with trannies.

Bake the cake and eat it too, sugartits.

No one was forcing you to scissor a dude in a wig back when you all couldn't marry each other-- you asked for this

Posted by: Lrrr at October 28, 2021 01:33 PM (jIL4c)

63
I don't know what percentage of anorexics commit suicide. I guess even being anorexic exhibits a willingness. (Update: Between 20 and 43 percent of those with anorexia nervosa report current suicidal ideation). Imagine adopted children are four times as likely to commit suicide. Imagine people of the homosexual persuasion are ten times as likely.

There's some problems there, obviously.

Then imagine gender confused people are 40 times as likely to commit suicide.

Why we don't treat gender confused people the same as anorexics makes my head hurt. Both groups need help, not encouragement.

But, Karen Carpenter you could lose a few pounds! You must be pushing 75 pounds! Sick shit - which is becoming my favored term to describe contemporary America.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 01:33 PM (dQvv7)

64 "Consequence culture" deserves a throat punch.

For an extraordinarily minute part of the population, these delusional buffoons wield inordinate power. It's an online Twitter mob of a few hundred very confused, emotionally unstable people suffering from a severe psychosis.

Riddle me this. What kind of meaningful conversation will you have with someone who believes you can change your biological sex? You might as well go ask the derelict behind 7-11 a physics question.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2021 01:33 PM (3P+Du)

65 Parker Posey was in that movie too. She's 52 now. Zoinks!! Time flies. She was a seriously hawt piece of ass and is rocking the MILF thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021


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YGM is one of the movies on my short list of "Movies I Would Change Anything In." Most, oddly enough for a guy who likes crime and SF films, are comedies. And Bill Murray, again oddly, is in 3 of them. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:34 PM (txdEq)

66 Chapelle's special wasn't funny. it had a few funny moments...very few.

Basically, it was Chapelle begging the trannies not to cancel him because he wasn't anti-trannie but, as stated above pro-black and constantly fighting the white man. ie. E-e-e-veryone's common enemy. So, get in line behind Black People and let's go!

There were unfunny stories of Chapelle friendliness to trannies. Not one of them sounded real to me, but hey maybe they were. Who knows?

Chapelle used to be hilarious but now all he's trying to do is titrate the exact amount of subservience he has to give the "woke" to stay in the biz.

It does not make for the funny.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2021 01:34 PM (Xo5lP)

67 So this is all an argument about who is at the top of the hierarchy -- black people, or White Boys In Skirts?

All of the left's victim groups are selected, promoted, and ranked by white women. The actual members of those groups all defer to white women. And white women have now decided that men are the best women.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2021 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)

68 Excusez-moist. In my 65, I meant "Movies I Would NOT Change Anything In."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (txdEq)

69 Riddle me this. What kind of meaningful conversation will you have with someone who believes you can change your biological sex? You might as well go ask the derelict behind 7-11 a physics question.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2021 01:33 PM (3P+Du)
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The derelict behind the 7-11 has a higher probability of being right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (DU+/6)

70 I'm not so sure that Dave Chappelle is not in favor of silencing or canceling those he disagrees with about black grievances. If I got on Twitter or any other social media platform and lampooned black grievance culture with the same irreverence that he lampoons trans identity politics, I would get silenced and canceled - to say the least. Dave knows this; we all do. Dave can say what he does because he's a celebrity with fuck-you money. I don't get any sense that he's willing to defend the rights of whites speaking back against his black-grievance nonsense without consequences. He wouldn't be out there insisting his detractors get their mike time too, I don't think.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (QU5/8)

71 He's not that funny anymore. Not like he was before the disappearing act.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:30 PM (ifUkZ)


Agree, I haven't seen anything that resembled the Dave of old. Then again, that seems pretty common with black comedians especially. But he never quite had the chops to be an Eddie Murphy and move into films either. No doubt he'd sell out to the right people for the right price (as we've seen), but in this case I think he'll be more entertaining than his special was.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (wAnMi)

72 62 I like the story on Insty, how lesbians are upset they're being forced to have sex with trannies.

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Wait what? So lesbians are letting dude in a dress fuck them? LOL. This really makes me smile.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (OalnH)

73

I don't want to hear any black grievance crap be it from Toure or Chappelle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

74 Sorry, fat fingers.

I like Dave Chappelle. He has zero fucks to give, and doesn't care who he offends. He speaks his mind, which we all should support. He lives his life as he chooses. We should celebrate that.

Fuck those assholes who try to cancel others. We have a right to think and say what we want, even if we disagree.

Posted by: Trog04 at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (wfZwW)

75 They brought the Destroy America bill down from $3.5T to $1.75T. I mean fuck it is still insane, but without them it could have been a lot worse.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (

They'll cement this portion and come back later for the rest.

Like Obamacare none of it will ever be repealed.

It'll only expand and grow until the collapse.

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (6BljC)

76 You are better off saying F--- Off than asking for Forgiveness.

Saying I'm Sorry means I Surrender. The issue is far from over at that point, and your work is just getting started.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 28, 2021 01:36 PM (M8qEW)

77 3 "Blacks are the only true victims in America."
-the Message
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

That seems to be Chappell's message. Not my circus, not my problem. I hope he enjoys playing with his weird friends. Shrug.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 01:36 PM (ulaXh)

78 Leftists fight who is top dog

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 01:36 PM (kuyjA)

79
I'm not so sure about that. Of all of the people in the entertainment industry, he really seems to stick by his guns. He walked away from a multi-million dollar contract at the height of his popularity. He really seems to give no fucks, and couldn't care less about being accepted, or even slightly liked. I'm not a huge fan, but gotta give him credit for backing up his words with actions. He'll always have an audience somewhere, and no doubt he'll live pretty well off of his past accomplishments.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (wAnMi)


Agree. BUT, if he turns around and wants to cancel me because I think George Floyd was a stoned punk, then fuck him.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 01:36 PM (Fs5vw)

80
Look, Chapelle's a racist. And a lunatic. But I prefer my insane bigots the old-fashioned way... straight-up racists; I know how to live with them. And it helps if they're funny and nonviolent, like him.

But a bunch of humorless Soviet Marxist scolds in Party City wigs bashing free-speech protesters with sticks? That's a bit much for me. This is getting too lame, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2021 01:36 PM (/KPLX)

81 "They brought the Destroy America bill down from $3.5T to $1.75T."

$3.5T would have paid for itself, so spending $1.75T should actually generate 3.5 - 1.75 = $1.75T profit! Math.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:37 PM (qpX6U)

82 I loved the dig at Hannah Gadsby. She is cancer in ugly lesbian form.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 28, 2021 01:37 PM (XvPQV)

83 @74 Trog04-I'm not supporting that racist POS, I'm going to enjoy watching these fuckers hopefully destroy each other. Dave Chapelle would have me cancelled in a heartbeat.

Posted by: JROD at October 28, 2021 01:38 PM (0jZnq)

84 There'll be more intra-identity politics quarrelling once the common enemy is fully defeated.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 28, 2021 01:38 PM (dYe5S)

85 He just doesn't like the fact that White Dudes in Party City Wigs have displaced black people as The Most Oppressed People in America.

I'm suprised it took this long. Blacks have been losing minority status for awhile, what with all the latinos coming into the country.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at October 28, 2021 01:38 PM (aQ25I)

86 Chris Rock is far more honest and intelligent than Chappelle is. But don't hear much from him anymore.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:38 PM (qpX6U)

87 This sick fuck called itself "Terra Fied." The newsmedia, always helpful, bowdlerized its name to "Terra Field." Supposedly, this piece of shit was a software engineer. It galls me, it fills me with fucking rage, that a demented piece of shit like Terra Fied can EASILY get a job in IT, but a heterosexual OFWG like me, with a good resume, is told to pound sand.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:24 PM (qpX6U)

Yeah, it seems like tech has been completely taken over by freaks. I assume the hiring manager positions are full of them so they only hire other freaks?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 01:39 PM (ulaXh)

88 39 I agree with those who say that Chappelle is merely fighting for a place higher on the progressive stack, and not for general principles. This is a good "let them fight" moment for me.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 01:28 PM (rZYEY)

Agreed.

We should only participate enough to encourage each side to consume the other.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2021 01:39 PM (5aFbR)

89

What I need is Cancel My Bills and Taxes Culture. How about that?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 28, 2021 01:39 PM (ZDoOF)

90 Leftists fight who is top dog
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 01:36 PM (kuyjA)
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The position at the top of the grievance hierarchy has a lot going for it. There is also scale and numbers as a weight, but being at the top of the pyramid means you get the most power. Blacks have been at the top of it for a long time. Gays climbed up, but never got ahead of blacks. Trannies are a hydrogen bomb of grievance and there is a real possibility they could somehow dethrone blacks and take the top of the heap. They don't have and will never have the numbers, but they can get the position and push their version of the agenda at the expense of black people.

It's an interesting battle to watch. I don't know how much I care about it at this point. I am a man and I am straight and I am white. I don't particularly care about the color or the sexual predilections of the person that wants to (and likely will) shove me into a furnace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

91 You're not Homey the Clown any more! You're Homey da Man!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 01:39 PM (UHVv4)

92 Its funny a black-supremacist like Chappelle....married an Asian chick.

....the jokes, they write themselves sometimes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 28, 2021 01:39 PM (XvPQV)

93 Why we don't treat gender confused people the same as anorexics makes my head hurt. Both groups need help, not encouragement.
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Umm, psychiatry over promised and under delivered? How do you treat these things? Is there some magic pill or vaccine? Or is it they are possessed by demons? Methinks some people like to create drama in their lives to entertain themselves.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (ifUkZ)

94 77 3 "Blacks are the only true victims in America."
-the Message
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

That seems to be Chappell's message. Not my circus, not my problem. I hope he enjoys playing with his weird friends. Shrug.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 01:36 PM (ulaXh)

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (MFHSd)

95 Lets just enjoy the spectacle, get popcorn and a refreshing beverage and enjoy the show. Left on left cat fights are entertaining and informative. The lgb vs the t and the professional victim vs the t are the best shows in town. See also the educational academics vs the minorities both black and brown. So many fights on the card so little time!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (0OmEj)

96 >>Wait what? So lesbians are letting dude in a dress fuck them? LOL. This really makes me smile.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:35 PM (OalnH)

...and being TERFd if they don't.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (NgqoH)

97 @WSJ

Breaking: Facebook is changing the company's name to Meta to reflect opportunities in the metaverse and beyond its namesake social-media platform

https://tinyurl.com/yjq8gwbq

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 01:41 PM (cF8AT)

98 J6 "rioter" bends the knee.

https://tinyurl.com/32e4s2kw

Vile.

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 01:41 PM (JQHM1)

99 > Worked for me!

Posted by: Philip Morris at October 28, 2021 01:42 PM (NgqoH)

100 ...and being TERFd if they don't.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (NgqoH)
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The TERFs are the only honest feminists. They're female supremacists and hate men and I want nothing to with them as such, but they are at least honest. They want female supremacy and if you're not a woman then you're not in the club. They suck but at least they're consistent and straightforward with what they want.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:42 PM (DU+/6)

101 I've got a NY Strip going in the Cast Iron Skillet right now.


Smells good in here.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2021 01:42 PM (N70Am)

102 Just to get all the social credit points out there, Dave is Muslamic as well.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2021 01:42 PM (BgMrQ)

103 I keep tapping my Giv-o-Shit meter, but nothing. Stuck on zero.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 01:42 PM (axyOa)

104
Leftists fight who is top dog
Posted by: Skip's Phone


Crabs in a bucket.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

105 I see Chappelle as a "we can disagree without being disagreeable" type person.

Posted by: Trog04 at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (wfZwW)

106 93 Why we don't treat gender confused people the same as anorexics makes my head hurt. Both groups need help, not encouragement.
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Umm, psychiatry over promised and under delivered? How do you treat these things? Is there some magic pill or vaccine? Or is it they are possessed by demons? Methinks some people like to create drama in their lives to entertain themselves.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (ifUkZ)
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Not too long ago the American Psychiatric Association considered homosexuality a disease.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (MFHSd)

107 @WSJ
Breaking: Facebook is changing the company's name to Meta to reflect opportunities in the metaverse and beyond its namesake social-media platform

https://tinyurl.com/yjq8gwbq
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 01:41 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Yawn. When Google renamed the corporate parent, they at least chose a comic book/Bond villain corporate name (the Alphabet Corporation). C'mon, Zuck. You're deeply sinister and power-mad and you run an evil organization with imperial ambitions. Pick a better name.

Be better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (DU+/6)

108 75 They brought the Destroy America bill down from $3.5T to $1.75T. I mean fuck it is still insane, but without them it could have been a lot worse.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (


For me, it was never really about the money. It was about everything else in this bill. The money was the squirrel. You can definitely kiss free and fair elections goodbye forever if this POS gets passed.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (Fs5vw)

109 I think Terra Field sounds better than Terra Fied if they're going for the "Mother Earth" connection, in which case Terra needs to die their hair green, not purple.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (ueGNX)

110 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center thinks we need to pass this bill today to help President Biden at this conference. If we not pass this bill we will makes President Biden look like a fool and a idiot. Do you want are Presdent to like like a idiot people ? If we pass this bill today it will show the world we hate Trump too !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (otFiP)

111 Hey Garret, look over there!

*Steals Garret's steak*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2021 01:44 PM (kTF2Z)

112 110 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center thinks we need to pass this bill today to help President Biden at this conference. If we not pass this bill we will makes President Biden look like a fool and a idiot. Do you want are Presdent to like like a idiot people ? If we pass this bill today it will show the world we hate Trump too !!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (otFiP)

=========

I think Muslims are right about women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

113 When you have a bunch of crabs in a bucket trying to climb the hierarchy of victimhood, you should just fill the damn thing with boiling water.

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2021 01:44 PM (Ti+Tv)

114 41 If your mom is literally a whore, dad is a whoring deadbeat commie, and you got married to Big Mike while doing a bong...

You're a Hussein Obama.
Posted by: LWC

unlike Biden, Obama actually did have a family member killed by a drunk driver. his dad was both the victim and the drunk.

Posted by: x at October 28, 2021 01:44 PM (oA+QO)

115 "Breaking: Facebook is changing the company's name to Meta"

It's going to take them months to change the name of the company in every module of their mammoth software hairball. Put the trannies on the job; woke theory says they make the best engineers.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (qpX6U)

116 Not too long ago the American Psychiatric Association considered homosexuality a disease.

They were right

Posted by: Carmenzoid at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (9sa5h)

117 Young women getting sterilized.

https://tinyurl.com/nakvrvef

Via...really, you should know by now.

I'm not sure how I should feel about people nonviolently removing themselves from the gene pool.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (JQHM1)

118 106 93 Why we don't treat gender confused people the same as anorexics makes my head hurt. Both groups need help, not encouragement.
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Umm, psychiatry over promised and under delivered? How do you treat these things? Is there some magic pill or vaccine? Or is it they are possessed by demons? Methinks some people like to create drama in their lives to entertain themselves.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (ifUkZ)
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Not too long ago the American Psychiatric Association considered homosexuality a disease.
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Not too long ago they considered people cutting themselves to become something they are not shithouse rat crazy. Progressives!

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (ifUkZ)

119 I haven't seen anything that resembled the Dave of old. Then again, that seems pretty common with black comedians especially.

I think is almost all comedians. Good ones have that magic tour or couple of tours that come together based on years of writing, performing, and experimenting. And then they have to create new material but much more quickly to retain the status they've just earned. That's hard, maybe close to impossible to do quickly.

Another thing that happens to celebrated comedians: they get praised as wise men with insights into life and politics and start believing their own press. So you often get this obnoxious, daring-truthteller phase after they've made it. And it's always horrible. If they were founts of wisdom, they wouldn't be at Schecky's Yuck-Yuck Factory.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (QU5/8)

120 ...and being TERFd if they don't.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM (NgqoH)
----------------

English language isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (MFHSd)

121 "Homey don't play dat" was the catch phrase in the Homey the Clown skits on In Living Color -- one of the Wayans Brothers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:32 PM (txdEq)


Back when I had my business (think I've told this one) we'd take the crew out after a successful job completion for a dinner or party or such. One time we took them to a local comedy club in Mt. View. The headlining act was somebody I'd never heard of, Marlon Wayons. He was on fire, really enjoyed his bit. On our way back on El Camino Real, this little car rolled up next to us, rolled down the window and waved. It was Marlon! He was wondering how to get to the 101. We told him to turn around and turn left at the sign at Grant Rd. A year or two later In Living Colour was a big hit, although I didn't recognize him until somebody told me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (wAnMi)

122 For me, it was never really about the money. It was about everything else in this bill. The money was the squirrel. You can definitely kiss free and fair elections goodbye forever if this POS gets passed.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (Fs5vw)
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The scale money-wise is bad regardless. It's less bad now, but we're talking a year of difference, maybe, on the final blowup. Probably not even that because, as you mention, it's what's *in* the bill that is a disaster. The changes it makes, and the power it will further concentrate in the agencies, and the oppressive regulations and panopticism it makes worse and bigger, etc. - that's the death sentence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (DU+/6)

123
I'm not sure how I should feel about people nonviolently removing themselves from the gene pool.
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (JQHM1)

applaud them

clap, clap, clap-clap-clap

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2021 01:46 PM (Ti+Tv)

124 Chapelle's special made me realize that black people (based on Chapelle's derisive comments about white people and the cheers and laughter of the audience) believe all white people are racists who use the N word when they are "among friends" because that is how they talk about white people when they are in their bubble.

You can see that it is starting to enter the main stream of how they act. For instance the "free masks for black students, $10 for white people" sign at the college in Michigan.

Posted by: Elliot at October 28, 2021 01:46 PM (+4NQ8)

125 Oh, and cancel Netflix. It's subversive trash, and its employees hate you and your values. One could say that paying Netflix is making direct payment to those who are destroying our country.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 01:46 PM (ulaXh)

126 You'd think Eddie Murphy would be, uh, back on top now, what with his affinity for dudes in dresses

Posted by: Lrrr at October 28, 2021 01:46 PM (jIL4c)

127 @WSJ
Breaking: Facebook is changing the company's name to Meta to reflect opportunities in the metaverse and beyond its namesake social-media platform

https://tinyurl.com/yjq8gwbq
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 01:41 PM (cF8AT)

META static cancer

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 28, 2021 01:47 PM (YZG/i)

128 For me, it was never really about the money. It was about everything else in this bill. The money was the squirrel. You can definitely kiss free and fair elections goodbye forever if this POS gets passed.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (Fs5vw)

___

Free and fair elections ended at around 11pm EST on the first Tuesday after the first Monday of November 2020.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:47 PM (OalnH)

129 Wouldn't the people on the bottom of the victim stack be the most oppressed, look at all the weight they have to hold up!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 01:47 PM (r5BVk)

130 Wouldn't the people on the bottom of the victim stack be the most oppressed, look at all the weight they have to hold up!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 01:47 PM (r5BVk)
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Everything is inverted in progland.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)

131 "I think Terra Field sounds better than Terra Fied if they're going for the "Mother Earth" connection, in which case Terra needs to die their hair green, not purple."

Bonus: the freak's hash name is "#RainOfTerra." Doesn't that sound like the kind of twerp that everybody would want working alongside them on their software team? Sounds professional.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (qpX6U)

132 Dave has become Lenny Bruce. No longer tells jokes, just sad rambling rants about how he's been persecuted.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (L9P9s)

133 @98

>>J6 "rioter" bends the knee. https://tinyurl.com/32e4s2kw Vile. Via Insty.

Well, when you have an infinite budget married to infinite sadism and raw political agitprop, this almost always going to be the result.

I'm surprised they are 1/6 political prisoners have held out this long.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (P75sc)

134 Eh, they asked for 3 so.they could "compromise" on 1.5

haggling 101.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (YZG/i)

135 Making Biden look like an idiot? We are past that my dear Mary with the tender fat bloviated super white thighs and gluteus maximus !!@

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (Lx407)

136 Mmmm.... Lefty boil just add potatoes corn and maybe some clams and some old bay.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 28, 2021 01:49 PM (0OmEj)

137 >>Dave has become Lenny Bruce.


Impossible. Lenny Bruce was never funny.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2021 01:49 PM (N70Am)

138 Can we not stoop to the leftist skulls-full-of-mush level, and just ignore this shit? Why is this irrelevant git's whining worth discussing?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 28, 2021 01:49 PM (V/Odk)

139 Yawn. When Google renamed the corporate parent, they at least chose a comic book/Bond villain corporate name (the Alphabet Corporation). C'mon, Zuck. You're deeply sinister and power-mad and you run an evil organization with imperial ambitions. Pick a better name.

Be better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2021 01:43 PM (DU+/6)


No kidding. He could afford to buy SMERSH or THRUSH or something decent. Meta's shelf life is already coming to an end.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:49 PM (wAnMi)

140 You can see that it is starting to enter the main stream of how they act. For instance the "free masks for black students, $10 for white people" sign at the college in Michigan.
-------------------
The coming of the Age of Jamal Crow. Obama and Kalorama kids are not that inventive. BTW, all the Kalorama Kids of Kolor are halfricans.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:49 PM (ifUkZ)

141 China Joe speaks before getting on that Glasgow jet-plane, "When you buy an electric vehicle, you can go across America on a single tank of gas figuratively speaking. It's not gas. You plug it in."

https://twitter.com/TheFirstonTV/status/
1453754986253410305

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (UHVv4)

142 Dave couched it as being a problem with the corporations rather than the LGBTQ community so he has already bent the knee by not being able to even name his oppressor for fear of retribution.

I don't know where he thinks this fever to cancel comes from, but it is clear it didn't start in the corporate suites and only moved into them during its malignant stage.

Posted by: Thatch at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (qWceQ)

143 Can we not stoop to the leftist skulls-full-of-mush level, and just ignore this shit? Why is this irrelevant git's whining worth discussing?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 28, 2021 01:49 PM (V/Odk)
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The Left has won the culture war and now, as usually happens when an alliance vanquishes a foe, the allies are turning on each other and scrambling for position. It has relevance as the direction of the oppression is set by the top, and there's a battle for top position at the moment between the trannies and the blacks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

144 >>China Joe speaks before getting on that Glasgow jet-plane, "When you buy an electric vehicle, you can go across America on a single tank of

...someone else's money.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (N70Am)

145 Where's FJB going?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (cSyAR)

146 Funny how facebook is changing their name right after Van Morrison came out with a song called Why Are You on Facebook.

* I actually do think its a coincidence. Timing may have moved up though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (r5BVk)

147 Another thing that happens to celebrated comedians: they get praised as wise men with insights into life and politics and start believing their own press. So you often get this obnoxious, daring-truthteller phase after they've made it. And it's always horrible. If they were founts of wisdom, they wouldn't be at Schecky's Yuck-Yuck Factory.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2021 01:45 PM (QU5/

This also applies to that vile hack Jon Stewart.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (5aFbR)

148 Owen Benjamin was cancelled for the same jokes that the SJW outrage mob is attempting to cancel Chappelle for.

Chappelle steals bikes and jokes.

Posted by: Grey Man at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (fDnyP)

149 @FoxNews

CNN's 'New Day' attracts smallest audience of 2021, loses to everything from 'Teen Mom' to 'Storage Wars'

https://tinyurl.com/yed5qkhb

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (cF8AT)

150 Why would anyone even consider pandering to an obviously deranged group that is an infinitesimal slice of the population?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (Xrfse)

151 Umm, psychiatry over promised and under delivered? How do you treat these things? Is there some magic pill or vaccine? Or is it they are possessed by demons? Methinks some people like to create drama in their lives to entertain themselves.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:40 PM


And others enjoy - in a voyeuristic fashion - because they're comfortable in their own sexuality, watching the freak show and supporting it because it entertains them. The 'Roman Coliseum' end of our empire, but instead of Christians and lions, it's straight people down on the floor of the arena?

Hmm. I wanna think about this.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (dQvv7)

152 Oh, and cancel Netflix. It's subversive trash, and its employees hate you and your values. One could say that paying Netflix is making direct payment to those who are destroying our country.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 01:46 PM (ulaXh)


Never had it. Nor HBO or Starz or any of it. And damned if they don't prove me right at every opportunity.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (wAnMi)

153 "all white people are racists who use the N word when they are "among friends" because that is how they talk about white people when they are in their bubble."

We lost the Enword Battle fifty years ago. Black people can say it a thousand times a day. White people get beaten for saying it (sometimes not even for saying it, but just for being accused of saying it.)

The frosting on the cake: All the white people who buy Enword Content, and who gleefully give awards to black people who say it and sing it. It is a fucking outrage.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (qpX6U)

154 As most people know by now I think, the clot shot mandate is in violation of the Nuremberg code - the set of medical ethics written after WWII to stop those kind of abuses from happening again.

Apparently it is ALSO in violation of the Helsinki Declaration which is from the World Medical Association and claims 11 million members which would be...a significant part of the world's doctors.

But, as usual I'm guessing they aren't fighting this are they?

Posted by: The Left at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

155 Zuckerberg needs to go all in and change the name from facebook to Lucifer's Taint.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (kTF2Z)

156 Read the Meta press release...

Zuck's vision of the future is essentially Blade Runner.

Posted by: Philip Morris at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (NgqoH)

157 While it's true that Chappelle is looking out for his "own" people in the victimhood sweepstakes, you have to admit that deep down, he has a point.

After all, it's America's history with slavery and Jim Crow and out attempt to make amends over THAT that somehow gives EVERY other group with a grievance--gay white men, Mexicans, Muslims, rich white women and of course transgender FREAKS a share of the SPOILS.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (mR6Gs)

158 Stupid sock

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

159 I guess I need to up my game. Sigh.

Posted by: Teen Mom at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (Xrfse)

160 It was $50M. The oppression was double plus bad.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 01:25 PM (OalnH)


Double Plus Ungood!

Does Someone want a visit to Room 101?

Posted by: Big Brother at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (Z32m1)

161 After all, it's America's history with slavery and Jim Crow and out attempt to make amends over THAT that somehow gives EVERY other group with a grievance--gay white men, Mexicans, Muslims, rich white women and of course transgender FREAKS a share of the SPOILS.


Which they DON'T deserve.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2021 01:53 PM (mR6Gs)

162 As most people know by now I think, the clot shot mandate is in violation of the Nuremberg code - the set of medical ethics written after WWII to stop those kind of abuses from happening again.

Apparently it is ALSO in violation of the Helsinki Declaration which is from the World Medical Association and claims 11 million members which would be...a significant part of the world's doctors.

But, as usual I'm guessing they aren't fighting this are they?
Posted by: The Left at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)
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The international stuff is likely a dead end. Just keep it simple: it is in violation of the administrative procedures act and it's flatly illegal.

And Florida is suing. Filed suit today, I think. It doesn't matter, though. We're post-law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:53 PM (DU+/6)

163 Another thing that happens to celebrated comedians: they get praised as wise men with insights into life and politics and start believing their own press. So you often get this obnoxious, daring-truthteller phase after they've made it. And it's always horrible. If they were founts of wisdom, they wouldn't be at Schecky's Yuck-Yuck Factory.

Mort Sahl.
Art Buchwald.
Lenny Bruce.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021 01:53 PM (2JVJo)

164 Just seem a yard sign
Anti-Racist with no doubt if could have read it all the reasons they have determined they are not racist.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (2JoB8)

165 Does this conference Biden is attending have someone capable of translating senile gibberish into a known language?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (cSyAR)

166 When you buy an electric vehicle, you can go across America on a single tank of gas figuratively speaking. It's not gas. You plug it in."


I wonder what percentage of liberals think the electricity coming out of the outlet is "free and green" irrespective of how it was generated? I'm guessing near 100%.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (ESjRY)

167 I see Facebook has changed their name to Meta. Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

168 Dave has become Lenny Bruce. No longer tells jokes, just sad rambling rants about how he's been persecuted.
Posted by: Regular joe at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (L9P9s)


Somebody on gab or twatter posted 2 comedy bits he "borrowed" pretty heavily from, did side-by-side video. At one point it was nearly word-for-word. I can see hitting on the same thing to talk about, but when you get into the weeds and it's that close, it's hard to say it was subconscious. The 2 comedians I'd never heard of, but obviously somebody caught it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (wAnMi)

169 Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (qpX6U)

Wow; That's bad. The revolutionary Earth Mother. Cue up the guillotines..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (ueGNX)

170 >165 Does this conference Biden is attending have someone capable of translating senile gibberish into a known language?

You rang?

Posted by: South African Sign Language Guy at October 28, 2021 01:55 PM (NgqoH)

171 144 >>China Joe speaks before getting on that Glasgow jet-plane, "When you buy an electric vehicle, you can go across America on a single tank of

...someone else's money.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (N70Am)

And yet recent studies show that including wasted time trying to charge your car, its more expensive to run an electric vehicle than gas powered.

Arthur Anderson... who is NOT a Conservative group, did the study.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2021 01:55 PM (oHd/0)

172 Mrs928 likes Chappelle. I think he's okay funny.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

173 Chappelle, is just another race agitator with a smooth line.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:55 PM (MFHSd)

174 Confused old man says things

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 01:55 PM (CYnTg)

175
Lenny Bruce was never funny.
Posted by: garrett


I think he was funny to New Yorkers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 01:55 PM (63Dwl)

176 Does this conference Biden is attending have someone capable of translating senile gibberish into a known language?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (cSyAR)
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Everything Biden says translates the same way. It's a fascinating linguistic phenomenon, but it's true. Everything he says translates as, "You're fucked. Bend over or get in the oven."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

177 Supposedly there's still too many "no" votes from the prog (commie) wing of the Dem party to pass the 1.75t nonsense bill today.

https://tinyurl.com/bvcetnd4

Could be failure theater, could be regular theater, hopefully it's giving Pelousi some urges to go out drinking.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (5aFbR)

178 Dave has become Lenny Bruce. No longer tells jokes, just sad rambling rants about how he's been persecuted.

I mean, he's not wrong here.

Though the irony is, of course, he can see the forest of angry trannies calling for his death for the individual angry trannies calling for his death...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (ESjRY)

179 You rang?
Posted by: South African Sign Language Guy at October 28, 2021 01:55 PM (NgqoH)



*hook 'em Horns*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (yQpMk)

180 I don't know where he thinks this fever to cancel comes from, but it is clear it didn't start in the corporate suites and only moved into them during its malignant stage.
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Yankeeland. This is the Tyranny of the Religious Polemic which rules the Northeast, Upper Midwest and Pacific Coasties. The religious poles for these folks is Puritan Authoritarian at one end and Crazy Quaker as its opposite. These people can see the forest for the trees. Just roots and tops.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (ifUkZ)

181 "all white people are racists who use the N word when they are "among friends" because that is how they talk about white people when they are in their bubble."


Obama --on his podcast with Bruce Springsteen--essentially told Bruce to his face that his fans probably referred to his late sax player Clarence Clemmons by "the N word" when they got home after they cheered him on stage.

Totally uncalled for and unprovable

And The Boss....agreed

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

182 Zuck's vision of the future is essentially Blade Runner.
Posted by: Philip Morris at October 28, 2021 01:52 PM (NgqoH)

Meta verse.... why does that somehow sound like the Matrix.

You know, where they controlled your reality?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (oHd/0)

183 I see Facebook has changed their name to Meta. Lol.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 01:54 PM (NpAcC)


What's he going to rename Instagram? Something bold and daring no doubt. Polaroid? Kodak? Metallica?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

184 "Lenny Bruce was never funny."

I had several LB albums way back when, and I confess to laughing at some of his stuff. But he wasn't the genius that people made him out to be. He was a wreck.

Almost nothing can make me laugh anymore.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:57 PM (qpX6U)

185
125 Oh, and cancel Netflix. It's subversive trash, and its employees hate you and your values. One could say that paying Netflix is making direct payment to those who are destroying our country.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 01:46 PM (ulaXh)


I understand your feelings. But Netflix does make some very entertaining series. One that I doubted but ended up liking is Babylon Berlin. It's very much a mirror of what we're seeing in this country right now.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 01:57 PM (Fs5vw)

186 Meta verse.... why does that somehow sound like the Matrix.

You know, where they controlled your reality?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (oHd/0)


Not good enough to be Matrix.
More like Chronicles of Riddick.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:58 PM (wAnMi)

187 Meta-Mucil

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2021 01:58 PM (mR6Gs)

188 Facebook has changed their name to Meta, short for meta-data collection.

Posted by: Brandon Lescaut at October 28, 2021 01:58 PM (5kI0z)

189 187 Meta-Mucil
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2021 01:58 PM (mR6Gs)

LOL... Beat me to it

Posted by: Frogs in a pot of lukewarm water at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (0PUU9)

190
Mort Sahl.
Art Buchwald.
Lenny Bruce.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021


***
Sahl and Buchwald had fairly long careers. Bruce, not so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (txdEq)

191 China Joe speaks before getting on that Glasgow jet-plane, "When you buy an electric vehicle, you can go across America on a single tank of gas figuratively speaking. It's not gas. You plug it in."

https://twitter.com/TheFirstonTV/status/
1453754986253410305
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (UHVv4)


All you need is about 8-10 days.

Posted by: rd at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (Z32m1)

192 What's he going to rename Instagram? Something bold and daring no doubt. Polaroid? Kodak? Metallica?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:57 PM (wAnMi)
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Nah, nothing is actually changing. This is like Google's reorg. They renamed the parent company to "Alphabet, Inc." and then all of the subsidiaries got renamed according to their product (Google LLC, YouTube LLC, Google Cloud LLC, etc.).

This is the same thing. The corporate parent holding company is now "Meta, Inc." Facebook is still Facebook and is still owned by the same people and organizations. Ditto for Instagram and all the rest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (DU+/6)

193 I fired back and I'm in some trouble
AlecBaldwin

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (CYnTg)

194 As we have arrived at Transactional Ethics phase of this society, I doubt Mr. Chapelle gives a thought to any of us deplorables. Thus, I care not a whit what happens to him, just as he cares nothing for us.

Now, watching the infighting over the spoils from a distance is mildly amusing.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (WmGrA)

195 We're going to kill Chappelle and we're gonna get married....

Posted by: Two trannies at October 28, 2021 02:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

196 Almost nothing can make me laugh anymore.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:57 PM (qpX6U)



Sad. I, on the other hand, are so primed to laugh, nay, need to laugh, that when I hear about something funny, like an Antifa falling down a manhole, I sound like a hyena.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

197 The frosting on the cake: All the white people who buy Enword Content, and who gleefully give awards to black people who say it and sing it. It is a fucking outrage.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:51 PM (qpX6U)

Right?
From the very beginning of America, white men in wigs have wielded huge amounts of privilege

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 28, 2021 02:00 PM (YZG/i)

198 Could be failure theater, could be regular theater, hopefully it's giving Pelousi some urges to go out drinking.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (5aFbR)


Too bad she can't wander into a crosswalk and get hit by a drunk illegal in a stolen truck.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:00 PM (wAnMi)

199 191 China Joe speaks before getting on that Glasgow jet-plane, "When you buy an electric vehicle, you can go across America on a single tank of gas figuratively speaking. It's not gas. You plug it in."

Yes... you plug it in and it miraculously appears....Free..... Sure

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2021 02:00 PM (0PUU9)

200 I'm not even sure what he looks like. Is he the black actor/comedian who played Tom Hanks's friend in You've Got Mail? Because that was 25 years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:20 PM

Also one of the convicts in "Con Air". Died getting stuck in the landing gear. And then I think Nic Cage wrote a message on his shirt and dropped him from the plane.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 28, 2021 02:00 PM (Do5/p)

201 This slender blonde in a tight dress has no idea what's going on anymore:
https://bit.ly/3EuCvH7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

202

What's funny are "climate protestors" gluing their face to the street!

https://tinyurl.com/z8pt8yv2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

203 "That is not true. If they had invited me I would have accepted it, although I am confused about what we are speaking about."

This is how you respond. Calm. Rational. And holding your position firmly. No negotiation can start with groveling.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (Ectld)

204 >>> therefore claim they're not trying to get anyone cancelled

That statement is like an abuser saying he doesn't want to hit you but you just keep making them. BECAUSE YOU JUST WON'T LISTEN!

Abusers want one thing: total control. And are willing to abuse you to get it. And that's all that matters.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (T/vhV)

205 This is the same thing. The corporate parent holding company is now "Meta, Inc." Facebook is still Facebook and is still owned by the same people and organizations. Ditto for Instagram and all the rest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (DU+/6)


Actually I wasn't aware that FB had more companies under its umbrella than those 2 - not like google. Guess I should go look to find out what else I should be avoiding!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (wAnMi)

206 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center herd today that unvaccinated people have bad breath so it is easy to identify those whom thats did not gets the shot. Stay away from peeple with bad breath to limit your expose to the virus .......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (otFiP)

207 Transition from who to whom?
Doubt anyone knows Sundowner language, just because he says a word doesn't mean what word he says means the same.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (2JoB8)

208 188 Facebook has changed their name to Meta, short for meta-data collection.

Posted by: Brandon Lescaut at October 28, 2021 01:58 PM (5kI0z)

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What, Macedonian Content Farmer Russian-Bots wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (vfQ60)

209 201 This slender blonde in a tight dress has no idea what's going on anymore:
https://bit.ly/3EuCvH7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Because she's caught up in a flurry of good feeling at finding just the right man that makes her happy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

210 202

What's funny are "climate protestors" gluing their face to the street!

https://tinyurl.com/z8pt8yv2
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

The new TikTok challenge

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (Ti+Tv)

211 >>What's funny are "climate protestors" gluing their face to the street!


A Street Sweeper will take care of that, no problem.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (N70Am)

212 This slender blonde in a tight dress has no idea what's going on anymore:
https://bit.ly/3EuCvH7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

Jesus Christ, that thing is so short and tight I think I can make out the outline of her diaphragm.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (BP/SA)

213 Because she's caught up in a flurry of good feeling at finding just the right man that makes her happy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
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Sure. I can try being optimistic for a change, I guess. Should be a hoot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

214 Meta for Beta males

Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (kc6S6)

215 I hope it is super glue

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (CYnTg)

216 One would think that this whole episode would make Chappelle re-examine his own acceptance of grievance culture.

One would think.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (wNDOJ)

217 While the people here may like some or none of his jokes, the people with the real power are the ones calling for his destruction. Who be the baddies? Who be oppressed?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (r5BVk)

218 This slender blonde in a tight dress has no idea what's going on anymore:
https://bit.ly/3EuCvH7
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Never did. I've met girls like that.
How they could remember to inhale & exhale without it tattooed on the backs of their hands was amazing.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (OCTRt)

219 "hat unvaccinated people have bad breath so it is easy to identify those whom thats did not gets the shot"

Gonna be a lot of people in Brattleboro this evening getting chased out of town, from my experience.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (Ectld)

220 186 Meta verse.... why does that somehow sound like the Matrix.

You know, where they controlled your reality?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2021 01:56 PM (oHd/0)

Not good enough to be Matrix.
More like Chronicles of Riddick.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 01:58 PM (wAnMi)

I was thinking this pointed out their intentions... not the reality of it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (oHd/0)

221 What's funny are "climate protestors" gluing their face to the street!
https://tinyurl.com/z8pt8yv2
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (63Dwl)


I saw some that glued their hands to the blacktop. 5 minute epoxy. Nice. For some reason I bet they regretted that decision, although I'm sure somebody took the time to remove them relatively pain free.

And I'd have been running around looking for a steam roller.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (wAnMi)

222 I knew you people would come around eventually.

Oh, and Zuckerberg, I'm suing you for trademark infringement. Suck it, bitches!

Posted by: Meta World Peace at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (FJYfm)

223 Damn it nurse!
Your wood peckers are tapping my gutters.
Can't enjoy my nap.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (axyOa)

224 Hello Meta
Hello Feta

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (cSyAR)

225 Jesus Christ, that thing is so short and tight I think I can make out the outline of her diaphragm.
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (BP/SA)

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2021 02:05 PM (BgMrQ)

226 You see this same attitude in the vax mandate discussions. "You're free to choose not to take the vax, but as with all choices there are potential consequences." Riiiiiight...because a choice made under duress is not a choice. These people are mental.

Posted by: DougInWA at October 28, 2021 02:05 PM (Afz+x)

227 >>> Hello Meta
Hello Feta
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (cSyAR)


mmmmmm cheese

Posted by: Homer at October 28, 2021 02:05 PM (kc6S6)

228 "One would think that this whole episode would make Chappelle re-examine his own acceptance of grievance culture."

I don't care if black people are racist. I don't care if a white guy is racist. It's an opinion. It very little affects others' lives and it's no different than 1000 other attitudes that make people hard to get along with. I'll take a racist bubba over a mask Karen any day of the week.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 02:05 PM (Ectld)

229 To translate Sundowner to English takes at least 8 hours of him saying something then those trying to translate back in the WH laboratory to come up with the translation.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2021 02:05 PM (2JoB8)

230 I am glad Joe Biden is driving a electric car to Europe to attend the Global Warming Conference !!! What a liter !!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 28, 2021 02:06 PM (Lx407)

231 WTF?

Sitcoms - Trending
Ted Lasso

Senator Mitt Romney shares GIFs of himself dressed as Ted Lasso, including one of him serving Senator Kyrsten Sinema captioned 'biscuits with the boss'

Trending with Manchin, Mitt Romney

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 28, 2021 02:06 PM (Do5/p)

232 What's powering that auto, anyway?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 02:06 PM (Ectld)

233 206 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center herd today that unvaccinated people have bad breath so it is easy to identify those whom thats did not gets the shot. Stay away from peeple with bad breath to limit your expose to the virus .......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 28, 2021 02:02 PM (otFiP)

--------

We call it Loco Motive breath, Mary -- as an homage to Donkey,-Chompers' love of cattle cars and trains ... but mostly trains.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 28, 2021 02:06 PM (vfQ60)

234 I hope it is super glue
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 02:03 PM (CYnTg)


The one I saw was some gal had one of those double epoxy syringes with resin/hardener, squirted the entire thing out and glued her hand to the street.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:07 PM (wAnMi)

235 How many hours of hot air will be produced at the global warming conference?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 02:07 PM (cSyAR)

236 His real gripe is that the trans-homo community have taken over the victimhood industry displacing black people. That's it.
------------------

In a nutshell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2021 02:07 PM (YqDXo)

237 And yes Chapelle should not in any way be surprised. Black grievance over discrimination has about reached its political potential in forwarding absolute state autocracy. BLM was a high water mark for how much the left is going to get out of "RACISM!" in forwarding their goals.

Problematically the institution of ordered sexuality as it naturally leads to the nuclear family is now a MUCH bigger obstacle to total control than not having sufficient aggrieved revolutionaries willing to enforce the new communist dogmas. As such attacks on the Family had to take precedence over BLM issues.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 28, 2021 02:07 PM (T/vhV)

238 I saw some that glued their hands to the blacktop. 5 minute epoxy. Nice. For some reason I bet they regretted that decision, although I'm sure somebody took the time to remove them relatively pain free.

And I'd have been running around looking for a steam roller.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:04 PM (wAnMi)


I bet a snow plow would scrape them right off.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2021 02:07 PM (oHftl)

239 Yeah Parker Posey got it going on.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 28, 2021 02:08 PM (ufFY8)

240 Almost nothing can make me laugh anymore.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:57 PM (qpX6U)
---
The Right Reverend Al Sharpton says he's going to make Puddinhead give Kameltoe more responsibility because raysis.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 28, 2021 02:08 PM (sWM8x)

241 231 WTF?

Sitcoms - Trending
Ted Lasso

Senator Mitt Romney shares GIFs of himself dressed as Ted Lasso, including one of him serving Senator Kyrsten Sinema captioned 'biscuits with the boss'

Trending with Manchin, Mitt Romney
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 28, 2021 02:06 PM (Do5/p)

Now I love EPL Soccer, and I have a huge crush on Rebecca Lowe, but this push to make Ted Lasso a thing.

It's not funny...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2021 02:08 PM (BgMrQ)

242 How many hours of hot air will be produced at the global warming conference?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 02:07 PM (cSyAR)
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2-3 the first day, one on each consecutive day. The rest of the time is spent partying and banging child sex slaves.

Or, if you're Biden, napping and intending to bang child sex slaves but then forgetting and nodding off again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

243 The Right Reverend Al Sharpton says he's going to make Puddinhead give Kameltoe more responsibility because raysis.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 28, 2021 02:08 PM (sWM8x)

yes.. She's done such a wonderful job with her other "duties."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (0PUU9)

244 "Almost nothing can make me laugh anymore."

Need to watch more Psych. Or if frivolity isn't your thing, watch more House ripping into his employees for being idiots.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (Ectld)

245 Almost nothing can make me laugh anymore.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 01:57 PM (qpX6U)


Which reminds me - if you are a broken-hearted hapless romantic like I am, do not listen to Patsy Cline when you are driving around. Or at least not to her love songs. I was running errands this morning, threw on a CD and had to turn it off after three songs, since my heart felt like it was being squeezed by Andre the Giant.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

246 "Yeah Parker Posey got it going on."

Attractive, and she can play a villain too: Dr. Smith in one of the Lost In Space remakes.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (qpX6U)

247 223 Your wood peckers are tapping my gutters

Thats what she said!

Posted by: Rusty at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (2w0s8)

248 199 191 China Joe speaks before getting on that Glasgow jet-plane, "When you buy an electric vehicle, you can go across America on a single tank of gas figuratively speaking. It's not gas. You plug it in."

Yes... you plug it in and it miraculously appears....Free..... Sure
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2021 02:00 PM (0PUU9)

-------------------------

Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (CAJOC)

249 Sahl and Buchwald had fairly long careers. Bruce, not so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 01:59 PM (txdEq)

Yeah, he stopped getting gigs after he died for some reason....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (7bRMQ)

250 You see this same attitude in the vax mandate discussions. "You're free to choose not to take the vax, but as with all choices there are potential consequences." Riiiiiight ... because a choice made under duress is not a choice. These people are mental.

It's just another variation of the "companies can make you do whatever they want on their property or their time" crap.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (M8qEW)

251 Ted Lasso season 1 was good
Season 2 is bleh

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (YZG/i)

252 201 This slender blonde in a tight dress has no idea what's going on anymore:
https://bit.ly/3EuCvH7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)


Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (Fs5vw)

253 This slender blonde in a tight dress has no idea what's going on anymore:
https://bit.ly/3EuCvH7
Posted by: Joe Mannix
.........

Obviously doesn't, she's holding down the front of her dress.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

254
Which reminds me - if you are a broken-hearted hapless romantic like I am, do not listen to Patsy Cline when you are driving around. Or at least not to her love songs. I was running errands this morning, threw on a CD and had to turn it off after three songs, since my heart felt like it was being squeezed by Andre the Giant.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

Megadeth's anti-love songs are the cure for what ails you.

https://youtu.be/iHlX6RMLy_k

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (8g9Ji)

255 No that it matters what I think, but I'm no longer interested in the outcome of all this. Go back 30+ years ago and you'll find far better comedians than the lot today.

Posted by: Coki at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (oUbDu)

256 "Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?"

Your Ancestors Called it Magic, but You Call it Science. I Come From a Land Where They Are One and the Same.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (Ectld)

257 Damn, that is right.
She was Dr. Smith in the LIS reboot.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (ufFY8)

258 Yeah, he stopped getting gigs after he died for some reason....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (7bRMQ)

Dying is easy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (6FeV1)

259 >What's funny are "climate protestors" gluing their face to the street!

https://tinyurl.com/z8pt8yv2
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

Great opportunity for some farmers to dump a load of pig shit there.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (cSs/W)

260
Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (Fs5vw)

Are you still on your first one?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (cSyAR)

261 Great opportunity for some farmers to dump a load of pig shit there.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (cSs/W)
++++
Manure! I hate manure!!!!

Posted by: Biff Tannen at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (DU+/6)

262 "No that it matters what I think, but I'm no longer interested in the outcome of all this. Go back 30+ years ago and you'll find far better comedians than the lot today."

There's a really good raw comedy station on iHeart from out of Bakersfield. If you can tolerate the repetitive woke commercials.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (Ectld)

263 Comedy Central wanted to put Chapelle in chains and also give him 25 million dollars but instead he beat it to South Africa and smoked a lot of pot.

He's come back to comedy but he's definitely not as funny as he was 15 years ago.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 01:22 PM (P75sc)

Bill Burr was a writer and supposedly he laughed at some scene and Dave thought is was racist.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (dKiJG)

264 We really need to sit these victimhood fascists down and put it to them plainly:

"If the US were as evil as you insist it is, we wouldn't be suffering your caterwauling nonsense. You all would be silent or at the bottom of a pit. Your whining is at our leisure and we're pretty fucking tired of it."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (1t5dY)

265 Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (CAJOC)


1.21 Gigawatts. Saw it in a movie somewhere so it must be true.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (oHftl)

266 Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (CAJOC)


Look, I think we can all agree that even before he was senile, Joe Biden was an idiot and a liar. Trying to figure out what he meant and why is not even possible by functioning human brains. Don't injure yourself trying.

Posted by: Wally at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (FJYfm)

267 >>Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.


Mine, too!

Posted by: Big Lou at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (N70Am)

268 I've been feeling sick today so I think I need to head and buy some meds.
And by meds I mean rum.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (cSyAR)

269 I hasten to add that when I do laugh, it is usually you guys who can make me do it. Very very witty Morons here. Thank you!

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (qpX6U)

270 Zuckerberg thinks he's meta now?
lol

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

271 Megadeth - Liar

https://youtu.be/5Qn4m0uMexg

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 02:13 PM (05dE+)

272 246 "Yeah Parker Posey got it going on."

Attractive, and she can play a villain too: Dr. Smith in one of the Lost In Space remakes.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (qpX6U)

-----------------------------

True, though, to be honest, I didn't care much for her character. They really seemed to ramp up the plot armor to keep her around as a threat.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:13 PM (CAJOC)

273 161 After all, it's America's history with slavery and Jim Crow and out attempt to make amends over THAT that somehow gives EVERY other group with a grievance--gay white men, Mexicans, Muslims, rich white women and of course transgender FREAKS a share of the SPOILS.


Which they DON'T deserve.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2021 01:53 PM (mR6Gs)

Gee, all those poor abused people of color should return to their ancestral homelands so they can live lives free of oppression by the white man then.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 02:13 PM (ulaXh)

274 Off topic this made me laugh, I like laughing at the NFL;
Adams and Lazard were ruled out because of COVID-19 protocols -- the vaccinated Adams because of a positive test and Lazard as an unvaccinated close contact.

So the vaccinated dude has covid, but the unvax guy does not but he talked to the vax dude. Nice way to run your monopoly. But logic, she is missing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 02:13 PM (r5BVk)

275 Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (Fs5vw)



and that, gentlemen, is how one humblebrags.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 02:14 PM (yQpMk)

276 Formerly funny comedians can make big bucks for many years after they stop being funny. This is known.

Posted by: David Letterman at October 28, 2021 02:14 PM (sWM8x)

277 226 You see this same attitude in the vax mandate discussions. "You're free to choose not to take the vax, but as with all choices there are potential consequences." Riiiiiight...because a choice made under duress is not a choice. These people are mental.

Posted by: DougInWA at October 28, 2021 02:05 PM (Afz+x)

-------

Exactly.

Out: Sophie's Choice.
In: Sophistry's Choice.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 28, 2021 02:14 PM (vfQ60)

278 >>Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.
........

How much did that cost?

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2021 02:15 PM (v0R5T)

279 "Fuck you", he explained.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2021 02:15 PM (a7SN9)

280 Which reminds me - if you are a broken-hearted hapless romantic like I am, do not listen to Patsy Cline when you are driving around. Or at least not to her love songs. I was running errands this morning, threw on a CD and had to turn it off after three songs, since my heart felt like it was being squeezed by Andre the Giant.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

MP4,

Give this a whirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6A-N1vKUgI

Who say kids today have no taste.

If you're gonna sample music, sample the best...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2021 02:15 PM (BgMrQ)

281 Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.
........

How much did that cost?
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2021 02:15 PM (v0R5T)

And can I get it at a discount second hand?

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 02:15 PM (05dE+)

282 265 Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (CAJOC)


1.21 Gigawatts. Saw it in a movie somewhere so it must be true.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2021 02:12 PM (oHftl)

-------------------------

"Jigawatts"... it's pronounced "Jigawatts"... "jigawatts"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (CAJOC)

283 43 Chris Rock is funny
Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:29 PM (MFHSd)

I was waiting for Rock to make this joke, mid-Obama years: "Obama proved he was every bit as capable, if not better, than the white man. He effed it up just as good as a white man could."

But he never did.

Posted by: Coki at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (oUbDu)

284 Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.
---
This is true, yes.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (sWM8x)

285 Wisconsin stolen via nursing homes
There were nearly 200,000 more indefinitely confined voters who allegedly voted in 2020 than in 2016.

Posted by: Rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (FJuaY)

286 What's funny are "climate protestors" gluing their face to the street!

https://tinyurl.com/z8pt8yv2
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2021 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

Great opportunity for some farmers to dump a load of pig shit there.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 02:11 PM (cSs/W)


The lack of English in articles these days is getting depressing. Oddly, this is the 3rd time just this week I've seen a "professional" outlet use the word insulate instead of insolent.

Obviously graduated with a degree. And they're not doing this in a vacuum, at least one other person is reading this. The poor shlub typing it on the web page ain't gonna say shit however. Because then free proof-reading will be part of their job.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (wAnMi)

287 Formerly funny comedians can make big bucks for many years after they stop being funny. This is known.
Posted by: David Letterman at October 28, 2021 02:14 PM (sWM8x)


True with Dave and others, but really, isn't that true of most every profession? You do your best work early, are grossly underpaid for it, but you make your name, and later, you get paid a bunch for lesser crap.

Posted by: Wally at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (FJYfm)

288

Exactly.

Out: Sophie's Choice.
In: Sophistry's Choice.

--------

Out: Help people on the margins join the economy.
In: push people who are in the economy to the margins.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 28, 2021 02:17 PM (T/vhV)

289 While The Closer is not particularly funny and racist as hell, I still really enjoyed it. Some surprisingly thoughtful insights. Worth checking out.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2021 02:17 PM (Hucnr)

290 Zuck assuming that he is still Zuck is a stretch.

Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (taPSh)

291 I guess the best stand-up comedian in my book is/was Steven Wright. No politics, no rancor, just clever word-play. His stuff is timeless, or at least it will be funny until the English language morphs to the point that his material no longer makes sense.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (qpX6U)

292 My dear, departed Pop used to admonish us "Must you be constantly entertained?". I guess late in life, I took that to heart. No T.V., no Netflix, no FB. I seem to be doing fine without it but YMMV.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (Xrfse)

293 I think Steve Martin said something about working crazy hard for years, until there's a breakthrough. Then you're funny for two years and then you coast.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (cSyAR)

294 @WSJ

The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say

https://tinyurl.com/yh68lj7s

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (cF8AT)

295 How much did that cost?

He is calling her to find out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (r5BVk)

296 The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say




*facepalm*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 02:19 PM (yQpMk)

297 I'm surprised they are 1/6 political prisoners have held out this long.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 01:48 PM (P75sc)

This is the American Left version of the Mao prisoners' forced wearing of the dunce cap and then confessing your sins against the party...

Additionally, the order by Judge Jackson that the prisoner may not view Fox News or partake in any political activities in order to be released from solitary, and also undertake psychiatric treatments for his "disease" - is essentially the equivalence of members of the judiciary deciding for citizens that voting or supporting Republicans and their causes is a mental disease worthy of treatment for its removal...

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2021 02:19 PM (5iUNf)

298 @WSJ

The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say

https://tinyurl.com/yh68lj7s
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (cF8AT)

I identify as a kid in a cage. Give me money.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 02:19 PM (05dE+)

299 Chapelle made the classic mistake of thinking that he could get away with anything because he's black during an off-cycle year. Election years are when he can speak with impunity, and where all racism issues get ratcheted up to 100.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at October 28, 2021 02:19 PM (OfVjg)

300 Out: Help people on the margins join the economy.
In: push people who are in the economy to the margins.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 28, 2021 02:17 PM (T/vhV)
++++
But those who will be pushed out will not be given unemployment or any other assistance (just a guess) and will be kept marginalized forever (if not starving).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2021 02:19 PM (DU+/6)

301 >>The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say


That should slow down the river of 3rd world refugees invading our country!

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (N70Am)

302 @283

>>But he never did.

If comedians were actually funny, daring or provocative, they could have mined numerous skits of Obama in a Mirror/Mirror fashion of Obama alternately talking to his white or black self using a mirror as the vehicle to plumb Obama's psyche.

But alas no comedienne had the balls or imagination to do so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (P75sc)

303 "Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?"
------------------

Sure. If it's downhill all the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

304 "The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say"



Coming to Fox this Fall - The 6 Million Peso Man!

Posted by: Wally at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (FJYfm)

305 Were I to start a company with more than 4 employees, the first question on the job application would be, "Do you consider yourself a victim in any fashion?"

All app's with a "yes" would be ghosted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (1t5dY)

306 @WSJ
The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say

https://tinyurl.com/yh68lj7s
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (cF8AT)
++++
I am so very happy that I pay ruinous, crippling taxes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (DU+/6)

307 Oddly, this is the 3rd time just this week I've seen a "professional" outlet use the word insulate instead of insolent.

Posted by: clutch cargo

I've complained to no affect to they're orifice and been insured that this will never happen again!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (mD/uy)

308 278 >>Holy cow. That looks like my second wife.
........

How much did that cost?
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2021 02:15 PM (v0R5T)


Her mom and dad were nazis. Yeah, the real ones. She decided to stay in Deutschland instead of moving with me to the US.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (Fs5vw)

309 How much did that cost?

He is calling her LAWYER to find out.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (r5BVk)
.........

minor addendum

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

310 291 I guess the best stand-up comedian in my book is/was Steven Wright. No politics, no rancor, just clever word-play. His stuff is timeless, or at least it will be funny until the English language morphs to the point that his material no longer makes sense.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (qpX6U)

-----------------------------

Steven Wright is hilarious.

Another one who is fairly non-political is John Mulaney. He's got some specials on Netflix. The BT (Before Trump) ones are funny all the way through. AT, you have to skip over an unfunny part of it (but a relatively small part)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (CAJOC)

311 Vatican abruptly cancels livestream with Bidet:

https://tinyurl.com/yvsnvejj

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (DJFLF)

312 The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say
----------------

For $450,000 you could buy the entire country of Mexico and expect to get change back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

313 Well we lived long enough to see show trials in the US

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (CYnTg)

314 289 While The Closer is not particularly funny and racist as hell, I still really enjoyed it. Some surprisingly thoughtful insights. Worth checking out.
Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2021 02:17 PM (Hucnr)

Dude, cancel Netflix. And I will pass on watching something racist and not funny just to discover the unfunny racist insights, which I doubt I would find worthwhile.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (ulaXh)

315 "Jigawatts"... it's pronounced "Jigawatts"... "jigawatts"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (CAJOC)


Either way I am still waiting for one of these to come off of back order: https://tinyurl.com/5crywadu

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (oHftl)

316 >The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say

https://tinyurl.com/yh68lj7s
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 02:18 PM (cF8AT)

"Uncle Sugar been berry, berry good to me!"

Fucking Red Cloud of Blood coming on again. We get milked dry and blamed for everything, so that we can hand it over to a bunch of invaders on a silver platter. Where's the compensation for my kids for fucking up their entire childhood with your bullshit lockdown?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (cSs/W)

317 The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say.


*facepalm*
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


2018?

How much for the kids Obama put in cages?

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (a7SN9)

318 Coming to Fox this Fall - The 6 Million Peso Man!
Posted by: Wally at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (FJYfm)

Goddammit, this shouldn't have made me laugh the way I did.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (05dE+)

319 "Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?"

He's not 'suggesting.' He's parroting pure bullshit that was pumped into him by somebody else. He does not know what he's saying or thinking. He's a brokedown marionette.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 02:22 PM (qpX6U)

320 @296

>>*facepalm*

Well "money" is largely imaginary and becoming more and more worthless by the day.

Out: Chicken in Every Pot.
In: Wheel barrow on every stoop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 02:22 PM (P75sc)

321 Chris Rock is funny
Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 01:29 PM (MFHSd)


I was wondering WTF ever happened to Chris Tucker. Haven't seen that guy in forever. So just looked on IMDB and Rush Hour 4 is greenlit? Ugh.

Isn't that commie freak Jackie Chan all crippled up now? He must have gotten better. Seems kind of odd they'd do a film just for Chinese audiences with a black man.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:22 PM (wAnMi)

322 Fucking Red Cloud of Blood coming on again. We get milked dry and blamed for everything, so that we can hand it over to a bunch of invaders on a silver platter. Where's the compensation for my kids for fucking up their entire childhood with your bullshit lockdown?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (cSs/W)
++++
It doesn't exist and it never will. Your job - and mine - is to pay. Their job is to consume. You need to stay in your lane, sucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2021 02:23 PM (DU+/6)

323 Well "money" is largely imaginary and becoming more and more worthless by the day.

Out: Chicken in Every Pot.
In: Wheel barrow on every stoop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 02:22 PM (P75sc)

Imma open a wheelbarrow store!
Profit!

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 02:23 PM (cF8AT)

324 >I've complained to no affect to they're orifice and been insured that this will never happen again!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (mD/uy)

For all intensive purposes.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 02:23 PM (cSs/W)

325 For all intensive purposes.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2021 02:23 PM (cSs/W)

It's a mute point

Posted by: Wally at October 28, 2021 02:24 PM (FJYfm)

326 I've complained to no affect to they're orifice and been insured that this will never happen again!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 02:20 PM (mD/uy)
++++
You can take it for granite at this point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2021 02:24 PM (DU+/6)

327 This slender blonde in a tight dress has no idea what's going on anymore:

https://bit.ly/3EuCvH7

Posted by: Joe Mannix

-----

Looks like my first love, except for not being flat -chested -- but I'm an ass and legs guy anyway (unless you said when we first met: "More than a mouthful is a waste."

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 28, 2021 02:24 PM (vfQ60)

328 321 The black guy is the exotic curiosity for them to laugh at...

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 02:24 PM (CYnTg)

329 321 I was wondering WTF ever happened to Chris Tucker. Haven't seen that guy in forever. So just looked on IMDB and Rush Hour 4 is greenlit? Ugh.

Isn't that commie freak Jackie Chan all crippled up now? He must have gotten better. Seems kind of odd they'd do a film just for Chinese audiences with a black man.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:22 PM (wAnMi)

=========

Tucker doesn't work for less than something like $30 million a movie. No one can afford him because he's probably not worth it. I don't think he wants to work which is why his price is so high.

And jury's still out if Rush Hour 4 will ever get made. It's probably too expensive to actually enter production, and yeah, Chan is old. Commie is a plus for Hollywood, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

330 325 You guys are not towing the line

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 02:25 PM (CYnTg)

331 315 "Jigawatts"... it's pronounced "Jigawatts"... "jigawatts"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (CAJOC)


Either way I am still waiting for one of these to come off of back order: https://tinyurl.com/5crywadu
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2021 02:21 PM (oHftl)

----------------------------

They really should have thrown in some reviews on it as well.
--------------------

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:25 PM (CAJOC)

332 "Jigawatts"... it's pronounced "Jigawatts"... "jigawatts"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (CAJOC)


Believe it or not, that's how Bill Nye stole his name. He was doing a bit on Almost Live, and corrected the host (bald comedian - can't remember his name) as to how to pronounce Gigawatt. The host said, who do you think you are, Bill Nye the Science Guy? He then took the lab coat schtick they developed for him and went to Disney.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:25 PM (wAnMi)

333 The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say
.........

That'll buy a lot of electric leaf blowers. Well, maybe not with Joeflation.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2021 02:25 PM (v0R5T)

334 "Chris Tucker"

What little I've seen of him, he's just recycling Mantan Moreland eye-popping shtick.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2021 02:26 PM (qpX6U)

335 Obviously graduated with a degree. And they're not doing this in a vacuum, at least one other person is reading this.

The poor shlub typing it on the web page ain't gonna say shit however. Because then free proof-reading will be part of their job.
Posted by: clutch cargo


The schlub typing it doesn't know any better.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 02:26 PM (OCTRt)

336 @RichardGrenell

Lots of people asking how to buy @MAJTOURE's hilarious merch. Here it is.

https://tinyurl.com/yzkazx35

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2021 02:26 PM (cF8AT)

337 $450,000 per person, 8 family members, $3,600,000.

You will be mowing their lawn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2021 02:27 PM (r5BVk)

338 Nood, the wonders of Bidet's economy!

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2021 02:27 PM (Ojki1)

339 Additionally, the order by Judge Jackson that the prisoner may not view Fox News or partake in any political activities in order to be released from solitary, and also undertake psychiatric treatments for his "disease" - is essentially the equivalence of members of the judiciary deciding for citizens that voting or supporting Republicans and their causes is a mental disease worthy of treatment for its removal...

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2021 02:19 PM (5iUNf)

Speaking of the political prisoners, where is that report on their condition by US Marshalls? You know, that federal police agency that some get a boner thinking that they should replace the FBI.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2021 02:27 PM (68WvR)

340 You guys are not towing the line
Posted by: steevy


That's gonna be a tough road to hoe.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 02:27 PM (OCTRt)

341 Tucker doesn't work for less than something like $30 million a movie. No one can afford him because he's probably not worth it. I don't think he wants to work which is why his price is so high.

And jury's still out if Rush Hour 4 will ever get made. It's probably too expensive to actually enter production, and yeah, Chan is old. Commie is a plus for Hollywood, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)


Yeah, just saw that for RH3 he got paid $25M, making him the highest paid actor in hellwood. WTF? That movie wasn't that good. At all. No doubt Jackie's got far more street cred there than he did before communism was a resume enhancer. He's the OG. Funny how he seems just fine with all the money he's made.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:28 PM (wAnMi)

342 I am going to file my religious exemption next week. I'm in a funk, because I realize that while I care whether it's accepted or not, I don't care as much as I should. I don't care about this job or company. If they accept it, I will try to not get fired for other reasons but I no longer care otherwise. This started almost as soon as I started here when they made me bend the knee over unconscious bias bullshit that I will not do again. Even if it gets accepted, I'm on borrowed time anyway. I hate these people and don't particularly want to help them succeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2021 02:28 PM (DU+/6)

343 What little I've seen of him, he's just recycling Mantan Moreland eye-popping shtick.

Whoa. Talk about an obscure reference.

Top drawer, old man. Top. Drawer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2021 02:29 PM (2JVJo)

344 "Jigawatts"... it's pronounced "Jigawatts"... "jigawatts"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:16 PM (CAJOC)

Believe it or not, that's how Bill Nye stole his name. He was doing a bit on Almost Live, and corrected the host (bald comedian - can't remember his name) as to how to pronounce Gigawatt. The host said, who do you think you are, Bill Nye the Science Guy? He then took the lab coat schtick they developed for him and went to Disney.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 28, 2021 02:25 PM (wAnMi)
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I've never heard any scientist pronounce it "Jiga," only as "giga."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2021 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

345 "The meeting will be closely watched and comes as U.S. Catholic bishops are debating whether Biden, the second Catholic president in U.S. history, should be denied communion over his stance on abortion..."_MSN

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 02:29 PM (MFHSd)

346 @WSJ
The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say

https://tinyurl.com/yh68lj7s

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Come to America illegally, become a $half-millionaire for doing nothing except crossing the border illegally. Man, what a great country.

Can we cancel the country yet? America is flat out dead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2021 02:29 PM (sVtYq)

347 They glue their faces to the street... you take a piss on them...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2021 02:29 PM (drvVO)

348 >>>Chapelle made the classic mistake of thinking that he could get away with anything because he's black during an off-cycle year. Election years are when he can speak with impunity, and where all racism issues get ratcheted up to 100.
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at October 28, 2021 02:19 PM (OfVjg)



Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2021 02:30 PM (Hucnr)

349 You guys are not towing the line
Posted by: steevy

That's gonna be a tough road to hoe.
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OK, time to reprise my very favorite solecism: "polo bears."

From a corporate memo. Which only inflamed my suspicions about the intellect involved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2021 02:31 PM (YqDXo)

350 349 I picture men riding bears playing polo. Awesome.

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2021 02:34 PM (CYnTg)

351 Speaking of the political prisoners, where is that report on their condition by US Marshalls? You know, that federal police agency that some get a boner thinking that they should replace the FBI.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2021 02:27 PM (68WvR)

Prosecutors told the federal judge yesterday that the prisoners were exaggerating their conditions and medical issues, including the J6 prisoner who broke his finger. Apparently the prisoner tried to get a second opinion after a prison doctor told him he needed surgery to repair it, and he requested a second opinion - and was essentially denied. So now the DOJ is using that request as the foundation for "the whole mistreatment thing is overblown, see? This guy wouldn't even take medical treatment when offered, Judge!"

Hopefully the judge doesn't fall for this obvious misdirection play by culpable people involved here.

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2021 02:34 PM (5iUNf)

352 336 @RichardGrenell

Lots of people asking how to buy @MAJTOURE's hilarious merch. Here it is.

https://tinyurl.com/yzkazx35
Posted by: Tami at
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Plug for LGBTQ

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 02:35 PM (MFHSd)

353 Richard, you can't serve two masters.
Pick one.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2021 02:36 PM (MFHSd)

354 The only thing you have a right to demand of society is that you are a human being with God Given Rights. Rights which DO NOT include society agrees with your self image. If you are seriously bent out of shape because someone in society or society as a whole doesn't see you the way you see yourself the problem isn't society it's you. No one has an obligation to "affirm" you.

How anyone sees you is their right to which you need to make argument for your point of view, and if your argument is unconvincing then it's unconvincing. Not everyone gets to be be *seen* by others the way they want to be seen. No one has an obligation to "affirm" you.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 28, 2021 02:39 PM (T/vhV)

355 Grammar and spelling gettin' laxadasical around here.

Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2021 02:47 PM (taPSh)

356 145 Where's FJB going?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 28, 2021 01:50 PM (cSyAR)

Done, to be formally excommunicated, then Glasgow for the Global Cooling Warming Climate Change bafflegab

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2021 02:52 PM (fPE66)

357 Done Rome

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2021 02:53 PM (fPE66)

358
From Wikipedia --

Gadsby is openly lesbian, and often includes lesbian content and references to her sexuality in her stand-up routines.

She was diagnosed with ADHD and autism in 2017.


Based on the last sentence, she apparently is an avid player of grievance checkbox bingo, too.

Oh, the onerous burdens of an alternate lifestyle living pyrsyn!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2021 03:10 PM (pNxlR)

359 I watched Dave's special.

Anyone who thinks that Chappelle is "anti-trans" is a moron.

His discussion of his relationsip with an individual suffering from GID clearly shows he CARED about his friend, regardless of their philosopical differences. It was the trans fascists who viciously attacked a trans person for the crime of having a respectful friendship with Chappelle, IN SPITE of their differences on the concept of transgenderism.

Chappelle's statement of what he wants to say to the children of his deceased trans friend should shame the trans fascists...but the very nature of the trans tribe precludes that.

I cannot but have the greatest respect for Mr. Chappelle for what he said in his latest comedy special.

Because he cared about his friend, regardless of their different opinions. He is a true, wonderful individual, deserving of the greatest respect.

Posted by: Pete at October 28, 2021 03:29 PM (45S2z)

360 Is he suggesting that you can make it across America on a single charge?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 02:10 PM (CAJOC)

I'll bet you can't get from Denver to the East Portal of the Eisenhower Tunnel at night in January on a single charge.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2021 03:30 PM (fPE66)

361 "Note that while Chappelle definitely is an identity politics partisan pushing black grievance (and asserting the superiority of black grievance over trans grievance), he is not himself a cancel-culture warrior."

Chapelle tried, twice, during the show in question to push muslim grievance against Jews in regards to Israel. He explicitly named "Jews" and not "Israelis" while setting up a return from exile situation for his quip. As it happens, the audience rejected it as not funny.
So give him time. He is expanding his identity, and being a BDS cancel-culture warrior is now open to him.

Posted by: Sam at October 28, 2021 04:26 PM (ohyxL)

362 If you decide to take knee when the National Anthem Plays then Feel Free to Leave America just as long as you take that Idiots Kaepernick with you

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 28, 2021 05:31 PM (wGqjj)

363 More magic negro stupidity for a basketball-american who celebrates the opiate deaths of White people. Keep supporting people who hate you, no batter way to win right?

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