Longtime Hillary Clinton Companion Huma Abedin Alleges That an Unnamed, Presumably Democrat Senator Sexually Assaulted Her

If he were a Republican, she would not be hiding his name, obviously.

Huma Abedin, a longtime close aide to Hillary Clinton, has written in a new book that she was sexually assaulted by a US senator, an incident she "buried" until allegations against the supreme court justice Brett Kavanaugh triggered her memory years later.

A lot of women seem to have had "memories" restored by hearing about a sexual assault that Bret Kavanaugh physically, temporally could not have committed.

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Abedin details her alleged assault while describing her work for Clinton when the former first lady and future secretary of state and presidential candidate was a US senator from New York, between 2001 and 2009.

The passage comes shortly after a description of how Abedin and the Clintons came to attend Donald Trump's wedding to his third wife, Melania Knauss, in Palm Beach, Florida, in January 2005.

Of that occasion, Abedin, who was born in Michigan but grew up in Saudi Arabia, writes: "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."

This story has nothing to do with Trump, but she had to get that dig in.

In fact, the alleged assault didn't even take place there. It took place in Washington DC.

But they need to suggest a Trump connection.



Then, after describing a Washington dinner attended by "a few senators and their aides" but not Clinton, Abedin writes: "I ended up walking out with one of the senators, and soon we stopped in front of his building and he invited me in for coffee. Once inside, he told me to make myself comfortable on the couch."

She says the senator took off his blazer, rolled up his sleeves and made coffee while they continued to talk.

"Then, in an instant, it all changed. He plopped down to my right, put his left arm around my shoulder, and kissed me, pushing his tongue into my mouth, pressing me back on the sofa.

"I was so utterly shocked, I pushed him away. All I wanted was for the last 10 seconds to be erased."

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Abedin writes that she stayed friendly with the senator and soon "buried the incident", which she wanted to forget, succeeding in erasing it from her mind "entirely".

So you're saying that someone you weren't attracted to kissed you?

The unidentified but surely Democratic Senator then apologized for having "misread you all this time."

Without doubt, an unwelcome kiss is, well, unwelcome, but we seem to have really lowered the bar for what counts as "sexual assault" now.

Technically this might be a sexual assault -- but most jurisdictions would say it's merely a battery (and unwelcome touching). And of course this sort of thing happens a thousand times a day without a police report being filed.

But Huma has a book to sell, so.

Obviously this would be No Big Deal if the assailant had been a Boy in a Skirt.

Posted by: Ace at 02:21 PM




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1 It's obvious the senator is Hillary.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 27, 2021 01:21 PM (vkS2Z)

2 I don't care who it is. File the charges then or STFU about it forever.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 27, 2021 01:22 PM (jWe5r)

3 How do you know it wasn't Clinton herself? (I know, then there would have been an attraction!)

Posted by: Isophorone at October 27, 2021 01:22 PM (0/xTg)

4 Got it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:22 PM (RoIW/)

5 Did the guy also sniff her hair?

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2021 01:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

6 Is Hillary the mirror-universe femme twin of Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2021 01:22 PM (786Ro)

7 She must have a book deal coming out soon.

Posted by: Isophorone at October 27, 2021 01:23 PM (0/xTg)

8 so wrong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:23 PM (RoIW/)

9 Hard to believe this broad allowed Anthony Weiner to stuff his pud into her and then bore his offspring.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 27, 2021 01:23 PM (Gl5SH)

10 That's a message to someone from Hillary faction saying do what we want or you get Cuomo'd.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 27, 2021 01:23 PM (1ais2)

11 Meh.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 27, 2021 01:23 PM (SrHez)

12 Now we know how Harry Reid lost an eye.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 01:23 PM (UUWzS)

13 PLOT TWIST - It was KYRSTEN SINEMA!

Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 01:24 PM (ePZfA)

14 Not a parody: David French defends pedophile blowjob kids book in elementary school libraries.

https://tinyurl.com/23k8tyzm

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 01:24 PM (ITJyK)

15 I've met her in person less than a decade after this "incident." You'd have to have a serious hijabi fetish to pursue that, especially against Hillary Clinton's top aide.

The only Senator that thirsty and that essential is Ted Kennedy, and even then it wouldn't be hard for her to outrun him then. The guy was already a dying whale.

Posted by: trev006 at October 27, 2021 01:24 PM (Eqkqm)

16 Typical Clinton ploy.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 01:25 PM (mHOXD)

17 Good lord, that "trump connection" is so tenuous Stretch Armstrong just said "no way"...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 01:25 PM (8D42x)

18 I don't get what the problem is.

Posted by: Zombie lion of the Senate Ted Kennedy at October 27, 2021 01:25 PM (Ojki1)

19 It can't be too difficult to find out who was there and the set of possibilities, here.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 27, 2021 01:25 PM (sb+Cg)

20 9 Hard to believe this broad allowed Anthony Weiner to stuff his pud into her and then bore his offspring.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 27, 2021 01:23 PM (Gl5SH)
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You're making a LOT of assumptions.

Posted by: a random turkey baster at October 27, 2021 01:25 PM (ePZfA)

21 Out: unwanted kiss
In: Rape by a mentally guy in the bathroom.

Di I do that right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (RoIW/)

22 Yeah, if it was a Republican, a) she wouldn't be seen with him except to trap him, and b) she'd have seen to his ruin in record time.

Democrat.

Probably Bill Clinton.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (v9pBv)

23 So, a dude kissed her?

Any word from the "assaulter" as to whether the kiss tasted/smelled of aged/stale tuna?

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (WmGrA)

24 Franken give her a nipple grab?

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (2xGy+)

25 3 How do you know it wasn't Clinton herself? (I know, then there would have been an attraction!)
Posted by: Isophorone at October 27, 2021 01:22 PM (0/xTg)

Because if she had hinted in might be Hillary she'd already have been found in Fort Marcy Park, where she decided to go for a stroll late at night, alone, for the first and last time.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (Ojki1)

26 Ok , which US Senator was most likely to stick his tongue in Huma's mouth....????

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (mHOXD)

27 18 I don't get what the problem is.
Posted by: Zombie lion of the Senate Ted Kennedy at October 27, 2021 01:25 PM (Ojki1)
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Errrah, she lived to tell the tale.

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (ePZfA)

28 So any movie from before the burning times where the woman would slap the guy and that would be it?

Posted by: WiNO at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (EpDzw)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Was she a sandwich?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Probably Bill Clinton.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (v9pBv)

If that was even slightly plausible she would have been mattress girl for most of the Clinton Administration. No way in hell.

Posted by: trev006 at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (Eqkqm)

32 Is he dead?

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (mHOXD)

33 an incident she "buried" until allegations against the supreme court justice Brett Kavanaugh triggered her memory years later.

OK I'm open to being disproven here but I call BS on this whole buried memory thing. I think it was in the 80s that a bunch of crap psychologists managed to resurrect "buried memories" of people that all turned out to be lies and manipulation.

BULL CRAP. Utter idiotic lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

34 Presumably Democrat Senator Sexually Assaulted Her
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Who do they want to throw under the bus?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (9IvoX)

35 Schumer, Blumenthal, maybe Franken, at the time?

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (sb+Cg)

36 Honestly you walk home with a member of the opposite sex, go into his/her home - it would be insulting not to get hit on

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (wb3D1)

37 Obviously this would be No Big Deal if the assailant had been a Boy in a Skirt.

----

Look the cost benefit: You are a normal boy, a white boy...the left regards you as a disgusting being. Your very urges are criminal.

But you put on a skirt and you add two layers leftwing armor, being weird and ghey. You're suddenly allowed to express your sexuality.

and in this instance, the female equivalent of BiS is "someone put the moves on me when I was hot and now remember it was assault, actually". You go from normal girl navigating life, the normal adult activity of choosing sexual partners to...dun dun dunnnn...a victim!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (ZZK0E)

38 Ok , which US Senator was most likely to stick his tongue in Huma's mouth....????

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (mHOXD)


The fugliest, most desperate, oldest one?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (RoIW/)

39 Ok, let me get this correct...

Being forcibly sodomized by a boy in a skirt = not rape

Being kissed by some Senator after you went to his room and got comfortable with him = rape

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (ESjRY)

40 The Clintons are shaking him down or putting him back in line. The unnamed congress critter is not dead and is unlikely out office. The Clinton crime family is sending a warning. No other reason for this. Huma is Hillary's creature, and the person discussed knows who he is and that he is being warned. Whether he's being warned to pay up, or to get out of the way or get to work, though, I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (DU+/6)

41 "Without doubt, an unwelcome kiss is, well, unwelcome, but we seem to have really lowered the bar for what counts as "sexual assault" now."

The bar is as low as necessary to allow any woman to declare as "sexual assault" anything that ever happens to her that she didn't like, made her "uncomfortable," or even to which she consented to at the time but later changes her mind. No statute of limitations on changing her mind. Unless of course the assault is committed by a tranny. Then the poor woman or girl can go fuck herself.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

42 Without doubt, an unwelcome kiss is, well, unwelcome, but we seem to have really lowered the bar for what counts as "sexual assault" now.

the only reason it's sex assault is because they managed to mention PDJT in the piece, and he once said puthy...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (8D42x)

43

I confess,,,

It was me...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (K2SnJ)

44 Nope.

Posted by: huerfano at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (MzKgG)

45 I don't believe her "buried memory" bullshit.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (m/Gc2)

46 It might be believable, but for the Kavanaugh overreach.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (AD3JT)

47 "I ended up walking out with one of the senators, and soon we stopped in front of his building and he invited me in for coffee..."

Yup. Coffee. After dinner. At a guy's house. I know that it's served after a meal, but this still doesn't ring quite true for me in this case.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (q4+Ef)

48 It was Hillary trangendering to male for that evening, to finally have Huma.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (TNyrE)

49 OK I'm open to being disproven here but I call BS on this whole buried memory thing. I think it was in the 80s that a bunch of crap psychologists managed to resurrect "buried memories" of people that all turned out to be lies and manipulation.

BULL CRAP. Utter idiotic lies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yep.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (mD/uy)

50 Clarification: He wasn't charged or convicted of assault.

Not that I believe a woman who's face smells like a fish market went on a date with a man ...

Posted by: Lrrr at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (jIL4c)

51 Name names sister

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (2JoB8)

52 So brave, such a victim

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (V6f9+)

53 42 Without doubt, an unwelcome kiss is, well, unwelcome, but we seem to have really lowered the bar for what counts as "sexual assault" now.

the only reason it's sex assault is because they managed to mention PDJT in the piece, and he once said puthy...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (8D42x)

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Remember, if a girl runs up to you and hugs you without your consent, that's sexual assault.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (CAJOC)

54 "She stayed friendly with the senator."

If you were "sexually assaulted" you don't stay friends.

If, as Ace says, you were "kissed by someone you're not attracted to" well, GTF over it. But more importantly, STFU about it. Forever.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (DcKNO)

55 If Manchin capitulates within a couple of days, there's your answer.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (sb+Cg)

56 David French on homosexual grooming of boys in schools:

David French@DavidAFrench
Norman Rockwell under fire in TN, lists of trigger words in WI, and now a wild investigation of books in TX. Who could have predicted that locating the propriety of speech in broad, vague, feelings-based laws would have such effects?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

57 >> 23 So, a dude kissed her?
We can't rule out Senator Clinton. Access: check. Motive: check.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (uWF4x)

58 Abedin writes that she stayed friendly with the senator and soon "buried the incident", which she wanted to forget, succeeding in erasing it from her mind "entirely".

Of course she 'stayed friendly' with the asshole.

Calling Henry Kissinger to the white courtesy phone. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (2JVJo)

59 Mole In The Ministry Huma?

DILLIGAF.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: JEM at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (8erNz)

60 ... OK I'm open to being disproven here but I call BS on this whole buried memory thing. I think it was in the 80s that a bunch of crap psychologists managed to resurrect "buried memories" of people that all turned out to be lies and manipulation. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (KZzsI)
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Not BS. People forget shit all the time. She probably forgot about it, because it wasn't traumatic. She either consented (wanted it) or didn't care, but it didn't bother her. She forgot that the dude kissed her.

Upon seeing Two-Door Ford's circus, however, she likely remembered the kiss and filed it away for future use if needed. Well now it's needed, because Hillary needs something done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (DU+/6)

61 Ask the alleged perp what her tough tasted like. Bet it was Hillary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (BFigT)

62 I don't believe her "buried memory" bullshit.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (m/Gc2)

well if by 'buried memories' she means years of coming on to her alleged assaulter...well...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (RoIW/)

63 so, in a way, the new bachelor's degree is a man wearing a skirt. Shit, just wear a pants suit like Michael Scott did in that one good episode of The Office.

There's really no way for any white male to go through life without it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (ZZK0E)

64 Kissing is the weak sauce version of sexual assault.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (V6f9+)

65 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

66 Any word from the "assaulter" as to whether the kiss tasted/smelled of aged/stale tuna?
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 27, 2021 01:26 PM (WmGrA)

probably rotten hummus and the old tuna...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (8D42x)

67 Yup. Coffee. After dinner. At a guy's house. I know that it's served after a meal, but this still doesn't ring quite true for me in this case.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2021 01:29 PM (q4+Ef)

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Isn't that single speak for "you wanna make out?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (DcKNO)

68 Remember, if a girl runs up to you and hugs you without your consent, that's sexual assault.

blessed, joyous, welcome sexual assault. Especially if she mooshes her soft bits against you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

69 How could I get major media as my book drops?

Oh.

Posted by: Huma at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (Db08U)

70 >> 24 Franken give her a nipple grab?

I like to call that a gripple.

Posted by: Andrew "Got nipple?" Cuomo at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (uWF4x)

71 I wouldn't push Ace's tongue into Huma's mouth.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (o2MD2)

72 It's not either of the Clintons. She would have (and probably did) have sex with both of them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (QFVV9)

73 The most likely culprit based on timing would be...Schumer.

But making an accusation like that would get her kicked out of the Dem inner circle.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (ESjRY)

74 Right. Lady who worked for chief persecutor of bimbo eruptions and married serial sexual creep was sexually mistreated. Fucks? I already gave at the office. Oh, how I gave. Oh heavens, the fucks I no longer have to give on this subject. #pissoff #youtoo

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (QU5/8)

75 Seriously, if you invite a girl up to your room for 'coffee' and she says yes and you don't at least try to kiss her, you're a virgin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (V6f9+)

76 Dear Penthouse.
I never dreamed anybody buy ----ary would stick her tongue in my mouth, but this one guy who was a Senator!..........

Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (0OP+5)

77 But Huma has a book to sell, so.

Obviously this would be No Big Deal if the assailant had been a Boy in a Skirt.


Or Ted Kennedy

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (OCTRt)

78 3 How do you know it wasn't Clinton herself? (I know, then there would have been an attraction!)
Posted by: Isophorone at October 27, 2021 01:22 PM (0/xTg)
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Because it was over coffee, not gin.

Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (ePZfA)

79 yeah, unwanted kiss. If there are any actual girls in the audience, can you please raise your hand if you've never been sexually approached by a male or had to politely decline a kiss?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (ZZK0E)

80 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)


DONT FUCK THE KIDS!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (RChnB)

81 I don't know if the current lack of name implies a Dem. They are slowly trickling out this stuff maybe building to some great socialist outrage.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (f6xX0)

82 I'll be voting for the Infrastructure Bill in 3.2.1.

Posted by: Senator Joe Manchin at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (hOMhY)

83 Didn't Bob Packwood get run out of DC for unwanted kissing?

Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (m/Gc2)

84 She probably forgot about it, because it wasn't traumatic.

now THAT I will buy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

85 65 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Parents need to let educators decide what is school acceptable, and just shut up.

Posted by: NEA at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (Ojki1)

86 OK I'm open to being disproven here but I call BS on this whole buried memory thing. I think it was in the 80s that a bunch of crap psychologists managed to resurrect "buried memories" of people that all turned out to be lies and manipulation.
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I was shocked at the New Amsterdam show the other day where they completely destroyed the "recovered memory" trope.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (jIL4c)

87 It's hard to believe anyone got their tongue into Huma's mouth what with Hillary's vaj glued to it all the time.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (DZcbi)

88 Lady who worked for chief persecutor of bimbo eruptions and married serial sexual creep was sexually mistreated. Fucks? I already gave at the office. Oh, how I gave. Oh heavens, the fucks I no longer have to give on this subject. #pissoff #youtoo
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


FEAST THINE EYES on the field I grow my fucks in, yea, barren as it may be.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

89 OK I'm open to being disproven here but I call BS on this whole buried memory thing. I think it was in the 80s that a bunch of crap psychologists managed to resurrect "buried memories" of people that all turned out to be lies and manipulation.

BULL CRAP. Utter idiotic lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

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McMartin Preschool trial.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 01:33 PM (UUWzS)

90 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
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The photos also showed the students giving a lap dance to Hazard High School Principal Donald "Happy" Mobelini. Mobelini is also mayor of the city.

Other photos removed from the athletics page, where the photos were first posted, showed female students dressed as Hooters waitresses and students and staff reportedly appearing to paddle each other.


Is it any wonder they're raping each other in bathrooms? I'm surprised they're not sponsoring youth sex performances in the school auditorium (well, they got very close to that here, apparently). Gallows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:33 PM (DU+/6)

91 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (DU+/6)

May be semantics but they don't forget . They try to bury it but it's there . Passage of time allows for us to function after any negative event but we don't forget.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 01:33 PM (2DOZq)

92 Not satisfied targeting moms and dads, Merrick Garland is sending provocateurs into mainstream righty meetings, now.

https://tinyurl.com/3pkvsdrc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 01:33 PM (ITJyK)

93 It was Hillary

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (obTcf)

94 This story has nothing to do with Trump, but she had to get that dig in.

In fact, the alleged assault didn't even take place there. It took place in Washington DC.

But they need to suggest a Trump connection.
***

This is why I totally don't give a damn about this bi*ch. I laugh that Trump lives rent free in their little heads.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (axyOa)

95
Wait,....

isn't this the same cunt who is married to Known Pervert and Deviant and convicted felon Anthony Weiner??

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (nU1sH)

96 68 Remember, if a girl runs up to you and hugs you without your consent, that's sexual assault.

blessed, joyous, welcome sexual assault. Especially if she mooshes her soft bits against you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

"C'mere, ya big LuvMuffin!"

- Trigglypuff

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (dfRN6)

97 "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."


home being Saudi Arabia because she is a paperwork american like so many others.

Posted by: x at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (oA+QO)

98 OT: Our CVS pharmacy inside a Target store is closed because most of the employees refused the jab and were laid off. Been going on for 2 weeks now.

Grandma can't get her meds.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (2xGy+)

99 I don't want to scare anyone but the unseen has happened. You thought you'd never see this again in your life but ...

but...

GymScienceBro has a new video. What...it's been like 7 years since his last one.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (ZZK0E)

100 May be semantics but they don't forget . They try to bury it but it's there . Passage of time allows for us to function after any negative event but we don't forget.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 01:33 PM (2DOZq)
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That presupposes a trauma.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (DU+/6)

101 This story sounds awfully familiar:

I went to this guy's house and had dinner, then we sat by each other on the couch and he inexplicably took that to mean that I wanted smooches, can you imagine??

its like the girls who go alone to a guy's hotel room then are baffled that he takes this as an invitation to more intimate events. Derpity derp

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

102 The bar is as low as necessary to allow any woman to declare as "sexual assault" anything that ever happens to her that she didn't like, made her "uncomfortable," or even to which she consented to at the time but later changes her mind. No statute of limitations on changing her mind. Unless of course the assault is committed by a tranny. Then the poor woman or girl can go fuck herself.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (iFTx/)


And people wonder why a lot of men go to foreign countries to find girlfriends and/or wives.

A large portion of American women can't be trusted anymore.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (Fs5vw)

103 Without doubt, an unwelcome kiss is, well, unwelcome, but we seem to have really lowered the bar for what counts as "sexual assault" now.

You're not keeping up.

Some professors at the University of Oregon made a splash a few years ago by announcing that a quarter of the women at the University of Oregon had been "sexually assaulted" - unwanted kissing was definitely on the list of things that counted as sexual assault.

Interestingly, more than half the women who the professors thought were sexually assaulted didn't think they had been sexually assaulted - the professors decided that this meant that more education was needed to convince these backwards women that they had been sexually assaulted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (I2/tG)

104 Y'all probably saw this already but in case you didn't....

@JackPosobiec

Santa Fe Sheriff: The gun Alec Baldwin fired was a Colt 45

FD Pietta long colt .45 revolver

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (cF8AT)

105 "Then, in an instant, it all changed." The monster could not even spring for fresh brewed.

Posted by: tmitsss at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (f/L+y)

106 featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

Posted by: Tami

I'm more bothered by the lap dances than anything else.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (mD/uy)

107
Alternate post title:

Wife of Convicted Felon and Pedophile Pervert Pretends to Write a Book of Lies

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (nU1sH)

108 Speaking of rapist murdering Democrats, I saw a documentary on the Martha Moxley murder the other day that promised to explore other theories. While they did mention alternate suspects, I was surprised that they concluded that there is no real evidence against anyone other than the Kennedy despite what Bobby Kennedy Jr. says.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (d9FiS)

109 I actually had a girl try to kiss me once, but I just wasn't interested. I wonder if I can get a book out of it.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (ZsR3z)

110 Didn't Bob Packwood get run out of DC for unwanted kissing?
Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM


Only after they didn't need his pro-abortion vote anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (m+jkK)

111 OT: Our CVS pharmacy inside a Target store is closed because most of the employees refused the jab and were laid off. Been going on for 2 weeks now.

Grandma can't get her meds.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (2xGy+)


You don't live in Spokane by any chance, do you? Because we've got the exact same thing going on here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (Ez6QX)

112 "C'mere, ya big LuvMuffin!"

- Trigglypuff


Aw hell, I'll take a hug from anyone. Except that creepy Biden guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

113 So what are the odds that Abedin informed Hillary of the incident and asked for Hillary's advice?

Posted by: mrp at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (6eRlp)

114 If goofy, awkward passes become sexual assaults, we're going to have to build a lot more prisons for sixth-grade boys.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (sWM8x)

115 Santa Fe Sheriff: The gun Alec Baldwin fired was a Colt 45

FD Pietta long colt .45 revolver
Posted by: Tami

A .45 is effective. No one can argue against that.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (mD/uy)

116 You mean Kavanaugh triggered her 'memory' but her husband's sexual perversions didn't?

Yeah shovel that shit somewhere else.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

117 Seriously, are women ready to hand over the reigns to straight White Men so we can "clean this mess up" and restore order and natural law under real Christianity (not Churchianity which is inverted and evil)
Or is holding onto power at the top of the applied Marxist totem pole receiving unearned rights and privileges free of all accountability and consequences more important?

Ladies, pick one and only one.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (jtv19)

118 And people wonder why a lot of men go to foreign countries to find girlfriends and/or wives.

A large portion of American women can't be trusted anymore.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (Fs5vw)
++++
There was a time that I strongly considered expatriation to find a wife.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

119
"Then, in an instant, it all changed."

That is some really good 9th Grade writing, there.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (nU1sH)

120 Sounds like Biden.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (r5BVk)

121 I actually had a girl try to kiss me once, but I just wasn't interested. I wonder if I can get a book out of it.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (ZsR3z)

Today: A girl stuck her tongue in my mouth and it wasn't 'her' tongue!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (RoIW/)

122 Does his name rhyme with poseidon?

Posted by: sic721 at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (mRRfF)

123 Clearly, Trump caused the Senator to get frisky with Huma at his wedding to a super model. It happens all the time. This is why Wine Moms hate Trump.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (g/54t)

124 Unlike Trump who admitted to Grabill g them by the lussy this Senator only French kissed her

Posted by: Kurt at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (qUxz0)

125 Huma Abedin Alleges That an Unnamed, Presumably Democrat Senator Sexually Assaulted Her

"Down goes Hillary!"

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (9Fwwf)

126 Obviously this would be No Big Deal if the assailant had been a Boy in a Skirt.
____________

If it was the tranny, the WaPo would have said Huma was asking for it by agreeing to go to the guy's apartment, sitting on his couch, and not objecting when he took off his jacket.

Guy thinks he's gonna get some action one evening, asks a woman to get comfortable in his apartment, then tries to kiss her. Yeah, big friggin' deal. What did Huma think he asked her there for, to play Monopoly?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (k4dH2)

127 85 65 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Parents need to let educators decide what is school acceptable, and just shut up.
Posted by: NEA at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM (Ojki1)

-------

Out: Public Schooling System.
In: Pedophile Grooming System.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (UUWzS)

128 You mean Kavanaugh triggered her 'memory' but her husband's sexual perversions didn't?

---

every dog water, dipshit lib girl has their public moment of recollection of the one time they got pestered by a boy

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (ZZK0E)

129 I mean, this woman likely has friends that helped create the Kavanaugh smear campaign.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (AD3JT)

130 121 I actually had a girl try to kiss me once, but I just wasn't interested. I wonder if I can get a book out of it.
--------------
According the Garrett gay books sell well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (g/54t)

131 "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."
---
Why?
Because the mother of the bride came running out proudly showing the blood-stained sheets, proving the virginity of her daughter?

Posted by: Lrrr at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (jIL4c)

132 The photos also showed the students giving a lap dance to Hazard High School Principal Donald "Happy" Mobelini. Mobelini is also mayor of the city



Hazard County sure has fallen since Bo and Luke left.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (OCTRt)

133 116 You mean Kavanaugh triggered her 'memory' but her husband's sexual perversions didn't?

Yeah shovel that shit somewhere else.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

---------

HA! Amen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (DcKNO)

134 Posted by: Kurt at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (qUxz0)

Dude. Let me buy you a Grammarly subscription. Please.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)

135
"It was a dark and stormy night. The oaken chest glowed from the fire in the fireplace. Then, in an instant, it all changed."

by
Huma Abedin

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (nU1sH)

136 >>
You don't live in Spokane by any chance, do you? Because we've got the exact same thing going on here.

Snohomish county

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (2xGy+)

137 maybe I'm a naturally suspicious bitch, but I don't believe her.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (hV9ir)

138 There isn't a Democrat Senator, past or present, that we can rule out. You got to give us more, Huma!

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (9Fwwf)

139 If your mentioning it but that's as far as it goes it probability didn't happen.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (2JoB8)

140 I went to this guy's house and had dinner, then we sat by each other on the couch and he inexplicably took that to mean that I wanted smooches, can you imagine??

Right? It's almost like men take chicks out and bring them home with romantic, dare we say, sexual objectives.

Rape culture with a CAPITAL RAPE.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (QU5/8)

141 Teaching my teen boy to stay the Hell away from college girls. Pure and simple. Date a beautician or something.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (BIr2W)

142 OT: Our CVS pharmacy inside a Target store is closed because most of the employees refused the jab and were laid off. Been going on for 2 weeks now.
Grandma can't get her meds.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:34 PM (2xGy+)

You don't live in Spokane by any chance, do you? Because we've got the exact same thing going on here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (Ez6QX)

Chase can't keep offices open here full time, but they won't say why. huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (RoIW/)

143 There's an odd example of the double standard in that article about the sexually deviant Halloween party in a Kentucky high school. There are pictures of boys dressed in lingerie rubbing up on teachers and a mention - though not pictures - of girls dressed like strippers.

Why is it acceptable to show teenage boys and adult males in sexually-compromising situations, but not for the girls? The article should have no pictures at all. These are high schoolers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

144 My money is on Jon Corzine.

Posted by: Jim Rose at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (VFl7m)

145 110 Didn't Bob Packwood get run out of DC for unwanted kissing?
Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM

Only after they didn't need his pro-abortion vote anymore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (m+jkK)
------------------

They mind gamed who needs to go.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (9IvoX)

146 "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."
---
Why?
Because the mother of the bride came running out proudly showing the blood-stained sheets, proving the virginity of her daughter?
Posted by: Lrrr

Instead of an open bar they had open goats?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (OCTRt)

147 >> 65 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky
>> high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens
>> in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

Go on.

Posted by: The Staff at the Bulwark at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (uWF4x)

148 Does his name rhyme with poseidon?
Posted by: sic721 at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (mRRfF)

--------

Biden, yes, that's exactly something he would do.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (DcKNO)

149 "brain storm"

that was the word

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 01:40 PM (9IvoX)

150 Right? It's almost like men take chicks out and bring them home with romantic, dare we say, sexual objectives.


And if they don't, Lena Dunham cries racism.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:40 PM (ZsR3z)

151 Maybe the senator mistook Huma for Amal Clooney?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 27, 2021 01:40 PM (Gl5SH)

152 Packwood was a terrible person, but his "sexual assaults" were basically "Try to kiss a girl, then stop if she said no and never do it again with her". Kind of tough to really qualify as assault. Yeah he's a cheating creep, but rapist??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

153 Snohomish county
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:38 PM (2xGy+)

You need to come shooting with me and nurse some Saturday

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:40 PM (V6f9+)

154
"I saw my husband spend all day on the internet looking for child pron and sending pics of his penis to chatrooms. I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."

by
Huma Abedin

Penguin Books 2021

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (nU1sH)

155 The "lussy"???

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (aW5/6)

156 92 Not satisfied targeting moms and dads, Merrick Garland is sending provocateurs into mainstream righty meetings, now.

https://tinyurl.com/3pkvsdrc
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 01:33 PM (ITJyK)


Read the comments. There were some good points made. Or did you bother?

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)

157 Today: A girl stuck her tongue in my mouth and it wasn't 'her' tongue!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (RoIW/)
----------

Lunch?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (9IvoX)

158 141 Teaching my teen boy to stay the Hell away from college girls. Pure and simple. Date a beautician or something.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (BIr2W)


Concur.

Son is dating a gal who works at Hobby Lobby.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (8C7+r)

159 Unlike Trump who admitted to Grabill g them by the lussy this Senator only French kissed her
Posted by: Cocksucker at October 27, 2021 01:37 PM (C0ck$)
++++
Hey, cocksucker, a brief reminder for you:

Trump, about starfucker groupies: you can grab them by the pussy. They let you do it.
They always leave that last bit off, don't they. Not to worry, there is a counter-example:

Biden: Grabbed and fingered a congressional staffer without consent in the halls of Congress.
Why ain't that a problem, Cocksucker? I'll take my answer off the air. Fuck you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (DU+/6)

160 Thank you to Tom Cotton and to Josh Hawley for speaking up to Merrick Garland, the proto-totalitarian AG, and calling him out publicly today. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (ITJyK)

161 we can only rule out one senator, Barack Hussein Obama.

unless Huma has a dick.

Posted by: x at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (oA+QO)

162 maybe it was Nadler, getting frisky with the aides.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (hV9ir)

163 Was she a sandwich?
--------------------------
Or a hot dog?!!

Posted by: jonah's couch at October 27, 2021 01:42 PM (UHVv4)

164 "Every man I know in the leftist Democrat socialist club is a horrible rapist and molester! That must mean the Republicans are even worse!!!"
--Leftist women

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

165 Packwood was a terrible person, but his "sexual assaults" were basically "Try to kiss a girl, then stop if she said no and never do it again with her". Kind of tough to really qualify as assault. Yeah he's a cheating creep, but rapist??

I could certainly go with boorish creep. What's really telling here though is that these dessicated fossils think their positions make them f***worthy. It explains a lot, really.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:42 PM (ZsR3z)

166 I went to this guy's house and had dinner, then we sat by each other on the couch and he inexplicably took that to mean that I wanted smooches, can you imagine??


Here's an idea. Go dutch. Pay your own way. Then there's no confusion from jump street about what might happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:42 PM (OCTRt)

167 this kind of dovetails with the wonky toothed, dogwater liberal gal with bad bleached hair who "infiltrated" a group of magas.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:42 PM (ZZK0E)

168 Take the dick out of your mouth so you can see the keyboard, Ku*t.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2021 01:42 PM (9Fwwf)

169 I'm reminded of an old cartoon - Thurber, maybe?

A couple is in the lobby of an apartment building. The guy says to the gal, "You wait here. I'll go get the art prints."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 27, 2021 01:42 PM (dfRN6)

170 Teaching my teen boy to stay the Hell away from college girls. Pure and simple. Date a beautician or something.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (BIr2W)
++++
If I ever date again, "did not attend college" is a likely requirement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (DU+/6)

171 Is he dead?
------------------------
Is he party to an ongoing funeral??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (UHVv4)

172 144 My money is on Jon Corzine.
Posted by: Jim Rose at October 27, 2021 01:39 PM (VFl7m)

I think this is a great guess. Extremely rich, and I think he was single (or separated) for a couple of years while in the Senate as well.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (q4+Ef)

173 Packwood

My favorite Packwood moment was his diary entry declaring it was his Christian duty to bang this one broad.

Maybe cut back on the journaling, bruh.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (QU5/8)

174 we can only rule out one senator, Barack Hussein Obama.

unless Huma has a dick.
Posted by: x


I'm sure there's more senators that we can rule out then. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (OCTRt)

175 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

What the????? In olden times, the bodies of the "teachers" would already be swinging from lampposts. Maybe even burn down the school as a monument to their folly.

Posted by: WiNO at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (EpDzw)

176 And people wonder why a lot of men go to foreign countries to find girlfriends and/or wives.

A large portion of American women can't be trusted anymore.


Proverbs 31:10-13 A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life.

I thank the Lord in Heaven every day I am LDS and I married a good LDS woman. She is all that and more.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (YYlyE)

177 >>You need to come shooting with me and nurse some Saturday

I used to shoot at the pit in Darrington. Haven't been there in years. Not a fan of indoor or commercial ranges.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (2xGy+)

178 Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)
=============
Never "bother" reading twitter comments. Do you have a substantive point you wish to make, or are you just pissing in the wind?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (ITJyK)

179 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

it what universe is this approved. who in their right, or even WRONG mind sees this idea and says, yeah this is a great idea...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (8D42x)

180 *off never 51st vote sock.

Posted by: Golfman at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (hOMhY)

181 Are Huma and the Weiner still married? Rug munching with Hillary is one thing, but poking tongues on the side with someone else is a no-no. Hillz will be unhappy. Put Huma on the death watch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (BFigT)

182 "I saw my husband spend all day on the internet looking for child pron and sending pics of his penis to chatrooms. I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home. then I got back together with him"

by
Huma Abedin [/i/]


FIFY

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (ZsR3z)

183 maybe it was Nadler, getting frisky with the aides.

"I would but this gigantic spherical gut keeps getting in the way... oh dear... not again"
--Nadler, filling his Depends

by
Huma Abedin
Penguin Books 2021


"BEST SELLER!" --New York Times List
"WINNER!" --Pulitzer Prize Committee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

184 Love the idea that Huma works for the most powerful woman in American politics, a woman known for her feminist trailnlblazing, and. . . she did not get Hillary's assistance with this allegedly traumatic experience.

This iscreams "my editor told me I needed to goose the book with a #MeToo story."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

185 I saw No Big Deal open for Big Audio Dynamite at the 9:30 Club in 1986.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (KAi1n)

186 If this happened, the Senator was a Democrat.

If it never happened, then the Senator was a Republican.

That is the way of the world.

Posted by: Thatch at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (qWceQ)

187 Somebody remind me who her husband was at the time and what happened to him.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (7MBHe)

188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

189 Packwood was a terrible person, but his "sexual assaults" were basically "Try to kiss a girl, then stop if she said no and never do it again with her". Kind of tough to really qualify as assault. Yeah he's a cheating creep, but rapist??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

What I remember most about that is what I think is a violation of the 5th amendment by seizing his diary. I assume there is a legal precedent but to me a diary is testimony.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (2DOZq)

190 Teaching my teen boy to stay the Hell away from college girls. Pure and simple. Date a beautician or something.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts

If I ever date again, "did not attend college" is a likely requirement.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

If I were to ever date again, the only question would be, "how much per hour?"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

191 maybe it was Nadler, getting frisky with the aides.

The last time Nadler got frisky was at the all you can eat buffet at Howard Johnson's.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (ZsR3z)

192 "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."

is this a bad thing?

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (DJFLF)

193 131 "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."
---
Why?
Because the mother of the bride came running out proudly showing the blood-stained sheets, proving the virginity of her daughter?
________________

I think Huma is saying that Melania was being forced to marry Trump, the way so many young Arab women are forced into marriages against their wishes.

Of course, there is no evidence whatsoever that Melania did anything other than choose to marry Trump of her own free will, and has chosen to stay married to him for years by choice. But Huma has to make the dig anyway, because what gorgeous, intelligent, younger woman would willingly choose to marry an evil ogre like Trump, right lefties? She had to be forced into it like a muzzie child bride!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (k4dH2)

194 Probably Biden.
1) Get rid of Harris, and put Hillary in her place.
2) Knock off Biden.
3) ?
4) Profit

Posted by: RUReadingthis at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (aQ25I)

195 You need to come shooting with me and nurse some Saturday

Same. It's a shame we keep missing each other!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (YYlyE)

196 118 And people wonder why a lot of men go to foreign countries to find girlfriends and/or wives.

A large portion of American women can't be trusted anymore.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (Fs5vw)
++++
There was a time that I strongly considered expatriation to find a wife.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:36 PM (DU+/6)


Lil brother imported one from the Ukraine. Worked out well for him.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (8C7+r)

197
Packwood is a good p0rn name

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (K2SnJ)

198 "I would but this gigantic spherical gut keeps getting in the way... oh dear... not again"
--Nadler, filling his Depends

by
Huma Abedin
Penguin Books 2021

Nadler's Gut is a trademark. Please remit appropriate license fee.

Posted by: Baron Harkkonen at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (8erNz)

199 188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

oh my. cat fight in the pit.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (hV9ir)

200 My favorite Packwood moment was his diary entry declaring it was his Christian duty to bang this one broad.

Sacred honor compelled him.

He was one of the worst congressmen in history, lousy human being. I didn't like how he was drummed out of office, but glad he was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

201 I had a guy try something like that in the middle of a basketball court full of people after we won the big game. I elbowed him so hard he almost fell over. And he was a much bigger person than me.

I gave him the evil eye forever after that and he stayed way clear. I guess I should have tried to ruin his life or something. But instead I was proud of myself all these years for not taking no nonsense.

Posted by: Wonder Bra inc. at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (sc/Jn)

202 Roll out the barrel...

Posted by: Baron Harkkonen at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (8erNz)

203 Who out there likes waitress sandwiches?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (KAi1n)

204 Teaching my teen boy to stay the Hell away from college girls. Pure and simple. Date a beautician or something.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts


Sorry, but that's just idiotic. There are good and bad in every population.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

205 I've considered trying to date again. It seems like more trouble than it is worth for the small chance of finding someone who isn't insane. It's basically like Ninja Warrior, except instead of a pool of water, the price of failure is falling into a horde of lunatics.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (sb+Cg)

206 Hey! It wasn't me!!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (f57R5)

207 If I were to ever date again, the only question would be, "how much per hour?"
Posted by: rickb223

You're gonna overpay bigly. Ask about the 10 minute rate.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (mD/uy)

208 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick


Her husband has a much better chance succumbing to a 25th Amendment challenge than Kumswallah.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (OCTRt)

209 Oh please. This happens all of the time. The man might be an oaf but he did apologize and SHE reports that he said he misread her signals.

Back in the day, I've had to push a few away.

Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (oiNtH)

210 Meh, she was behaving like uncovered meat!

Posted by: Huma's Saudi Friends at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

211 You need to come shooting with me and nurse some Saturday

Same. It's a shame we keep missing each other!
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (YYlyE)

I know! We'll get there. But not this weekend, I'll be in AZ for vacation for a week.

I have some factory .44 special ammo for you to try out, see if you like.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (V6f9+)

212 199 188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

Oh.. The irony.. Jill trying to invoke the 25th against the Ho...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (0PUU9)

213 "Companion", also would work well in the title: consort, courtesan or cocotte. I mean cocotte almost sounds classy!

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (f6xX0)

214 Is there a single member of Team Progressive who does not portray himself or herself as a victim at every opportunity?

Biden lost a son.
Pelosi has the patriacarchy against her.
I'm sure Schumer has been (in his telling) discriminated against as a Jew.
Hillary - list is too long to fit here.
Huma had a sex addict husband and now ups the ante with her story about a Senator molesting her.

It's no wonder victimhood is a status sought by younger folks - look at all the examples they have.

Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (AMIL/)

215 I've considered trying to date again. It seems like more trouble than it is worth for the small chance of finding someone who isn't insane. It's basically like Ninja Warrior, except instead of a pool of water, the price of failure is falling into a horde of lunatics.

Nobody goes on "dates" anymore.

Posted by: Tinder at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (YYlyE)

216 one time I was minding my own business, just standing at an altar in a church when a male who I was familiar with and who had asked me to stand on that altar with him, approached me and started kissing me after being spurned on by a known religious leader. I was shocked that this could have happened to me.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (ZZK0E)

217 You're gonna overpay bigly. Ask about the 10 minute rate.
Posted by: Tonypete

I was gonna say, "that's cold", but when you're right, you're right.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:48 PM (OCTRt)

218 Didn't Bob Packwood get run out of DC for unwanted kissing?
Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2021 01:32 PM


My buddy's wife was one of packwood's interns. The senator started banging' her and she was sure it was true love. The divorce couldn't happen fast enough. Afterwards, my friend laughed his ass off after she was "let go."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 01:48 PM (axyOa)

219 I asked earlier but didn't they pull this play previously? Some democrat claimed a senator assaulted her but never revealed who it was. And then she reveals that it was the dead Hawaiian senator. Found it. Gills rams claims she was groped by Inouye and told he likes his girls chubby.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=351985

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 01:48 PM (G2zl5)

220 Is there a single member of Team Progressive who does not portray himself or herself as a victim at every opportunity? ...
Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2021 01:47 PM (AMIL/)
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Of course note. Victimhood and deceit are the coins of the realm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:48 PM (DU+/6)

221 Rape is only like having an argument?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 27, 2021 01:48 PM (295RA)

222 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

I sometimes find his stuff useful but the man is a fabulist, or at least a huge sucker that believes crazy and stupid stuff he's slipped by "sources."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

223 > I have some factory .44 special ammo for you to try out, see if you like.

Suuuuuuuuuure. Let's try it out in your gun first!

: )

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (YYlyE)

224 Think it was Joey Plugs?

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (CYnTg)

225 Harry Reid to the white courtesy. Remember this scrunt's Mooslim Brotherhood ties.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (VVPz6)

226 193 131 "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (k4dH2)


Is Melania PDT's first cousin? If so, I missed that bit of trivia. Many (not all) Arab weddings I know of from my time in the KSA were not legal here for that reason.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (8C7+r)

227 Lame-o chicks like this usually end up being raped by dykes.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (Gl5SH)

228 This is great!

@TheFirstonTV 3m

.@tedcruz unloads on Merrick Garland for not apologizing after Department of Justice memo targeting parents.

https://tinyurl.com/ydn6fsab

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (cF8AT)

229 Rape is only like having an argument?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 27, 2021 01:48 PM (295RA)
++++
If you're not attractive, a prominent leftist or a protected deviant, then disagreeing with a woman is assault, asking her to dance is sexual assault, and kissing her is rape.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (DU+/6)

230
Read the comments. There were some good points made. Or did you bother?
Posted by: Justsayin'


You mean the comments made by all the alt-left parrots who spend All Day on twitter replying to Jack Poso and others and just Lie and Spin?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (nU1sH)

231 For someone who had the whole patriarchy against her good old Nancy did really well with insider trading-which I assume, initially of course was done by the horrible old patriarchy/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 01:49 PM (ueGNX)

232 Sorry, but that's just idiotic. There are good and bad in every population.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

The problem is, a large majority are BCG (Basic College Girl). You want to stay away.

Posted by: WiNO at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (EpDzw)

233
Q'aren wouldn't just stir the Dem pot for the sake of it, just to sell a book. She is a political creature. And Hillary's people would never let her write it down, even if she were so inclined, which she's not.

I'm pretty sure that this is one of HillDawg's characteristic media ops, and there is nobody named because this is a threat to someone in the Party who's too prominent to just murder. Whoever it is knows it's him, and that much worse excess than kissing this battleax will come to light when she names him, if he pushes his luck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (/KPLX)

234 Nobody goes on "dates" anymore.
Posted by: Tinder


Netflix and smash.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (OCTRt)

235 I forgot, when did the election for Jill Biden happen?

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (2JoB8)

236 >>>Santa Fe Sheriff: The gun Alec Baldwin fired was a Colt 45

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Works every time.

-Billy Dee Williams

Posted by: 496 at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (VJsqe)

237 .@tedcruz unloads on Merrick Garland for not apologizing after Department of Justice memo targeting parents.

---

but we wuz jus talking about violence and threats, so I don't see how this applies to things like parents?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (ZZK0E)

238 And that Senator's name? Albert Einstein

And then everyone clapped...

Posted by: brak at October 27, 2021 01:51 PM (8m+bD)

239 You need to come shooting with me and nurse some Saturday

I used to shoot at the pit in Darrington. Haven't been there in years. Not a fan of indoor or commercial ranges.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 01:43 PM (2xGy+)

Lazy Messenger and I sometimes go up Sultan Basin road to shoot up there. Weather is a little less fun now but still good training.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

240 Teaching my teen boy to stay the Hell away from college girls. Pure and simple. Date a beautician or something.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts


Sorry, but that's just idiotic. There are good and bad in every population.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)


Well - I'm sorry - but you're an idiot. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Because they're an expression of generality. A macro-sense, social expression of probability.

Yes - my teen son may skip over a fine college girl. But there will be two fine non-college girls waiting if he does. That is called, playing the odds.

Now - here's a pile of shit. Feel free to dig. It may contain a pony.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 01:51 PM (BIr2W)

241 I love Arab weddings. My favorite part is when we shoot automatic rifles into the air.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 01:51 PM (Y5qcH)

242 "If he were a Republican, she would not be hiding his name, obviously."

If that were the case, the story would have lead with "Republican Senator X is alleged to have raped longtime Clinton aide Huma Abedin..."

Then the details of the incident would either not be included or would be obscured and/or buried near the end of the story. Democrats would call for a panel to expel the senator by the end of today. Etc.

Posted by: Mr Fabulist at October 27, 2021 01:51 PM (Cihc9)

243 A woman agrees to go up to an apartment with a guy she's been flirting with all night "for a coffee" and then claims sexual assault for an attempted kiss.

Seems cromulent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2021 01:52 PM (r5BVk)

244 "@tedcruz unloads on Merrick Garland for not apologizing after Department of Justice memo targeting parents."

So can I assume he'll be submitting impeachment papers in January 2023?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 01:52 PM (7MBHe)

245 Probably Joe Biden or Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 01:52 PM (NpAcC)

246 Ah, the penny drops: the half-trillion dollar "bipartisan infrastructure bill" contains ... wait for it ... $17 billion to upgrade ports.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

247 She has no clit so you must aquit
Unnamed Democrat Senator

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (CYnTg)

248 Santa Fe Sheriff: The gun Alec Baldwin fired was a Colt 45

Single action revolver with metal cartridge then. Presumably a western set after 1872, but with Hollywood, all bets are off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

249 Well, Huma has done her job. Haven't thought of her in 5 years or so. And now I am. Well done. You proved that #metoo is just a tool to use against Republicans.

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (mbFEM)

250
The assistant director in the Baldwin shooting has admitted that he only checked three chambers in the cylinder before declaring it "cold" and handing it to Baldwin. It was apparently a Russian Roulette style setup, the Colt had one bullet in the cylinder.

The Sheriff says "charges on the table" for everyone involved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (Mzdiz)

251 that senator, after all, was you and me

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (ZZK0E)

252 I used to shoot at the pit in Darrington. Haven't been there in years. Not a fan of indoor or commercial ranges.

How do you feel about not dealing with us?

Posted by: Methed Out Idiots at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (YYlyE)

253 105 "Then, in an instant, it all changed." The monster could not even spring for fresh brewed.

we've exchanged the senator's coffee with folger's crystals. let's see if she notices...

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (XHZzR)

254 232 Sorry, but that's just idiotic. There are good and bad in every population.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

The problem is, a large majority are BCG (Basic College Girl). You want to stay away.
Posted by: WiNO at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (EpDzw)


Odds are extremely good that in the quest to find good, you'll encounter several bad. And "bad" these days can be very very bad indeed, perhaps in life-altering ways.

I think extreme caution is warranted.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 27, 2021 01:53 PM (sb+Cg)

255 Well - I'm sorry - but you're an idiot

Scogg Dog turning on the charm again. Do you do this as a releif from stress at work

Uhhh, there probably are beauticians who are just as left as many college girls, and some college girls who are conservative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (ueGNX)

256 You know, if she hadn't said this, she'd be getting a whole lot less media attention.

Those books ain't gonna sell themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

257 Ah, the penny drops: the half-trillion dollar "bipartisan infrastructure bill" contains ... wait for it ... $17 billion to upgrade ports.

--

probably still contains all the free shit like unions ending right to work, no christian childcare, amnesty, and all the other bullshit

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (ZZK0E)

258 >>"I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ABEDIN FAMILY BUSINESS, THE SAUDI IMAM-FUNDED "JOURNAL OF MUSLIM MINORITY AFFAIRS,"OPPOSES WOMEN'S RIGHT AS UNISLAMIC AND ARGUES THAT EMPOWERMENT OF WOMEN DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD. HUMA WAS THE JOURNAL'S EDITOR FOR 10+ YEARS, AND NOW IT'S EDITED BY HER MOM, A WOMEN'S SHARIA ADVOCATE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

259 Probably Joe Biden or Chuck Schumer.

I can't help but think that there's an ulterior motive here, other than selling books. The Clintons have been losing bigly lately, and this sounds to me like a warning. Of course, their political futures are over, but for people like them, there's nothing else, so they'll continue playing the game.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (ZsR3z)

260 This brunette in a tiny, tight dress wants to assure everyone that she has never served in Congress and has never kissed Huma:
https://bit.ly/3bi76eg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

261 >>>Probably Joe Biden

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For the life of me, I can't imagine Plugs having apologized and saying he "misread you all this time."

Posted by: 496 at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (VJsqe)

262 Sorry, but that's just idiotic. There are good and bad in every population.

You might argue it's wrong, but it's not idiotic. Life decisions often involve assessing the odds. No one owes it to a population or demographic to associate with them if they decide the risk-reward ratio isn't favorable. Again, people may miscalculate. But that's not the same thing as idiocy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (QU5/8)

263 235 I forgot, when did the election for Jill Biden happen?
_______________

It's not like it matters. If double-digit-IQ Jill's name had been on the ballot as the Dim candidate, they'd have made sure she "won" too. Hell, they'd probably have given her 90 million "votes," since she'd have been a historic first!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (k4dH2)

264 I hate to resort to discrimination by appearance but, on a binary scale, Huma isn't a full 1. 1/4, 1/2 tops.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (d9FiS)

265 Odds are extremely good that in the quest to find good, you'll encounter several bad

To the point that its not worth taking the chance. Yes, that unidentified mushroom might not be poisonous, but why cho down?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

266 This brunette in a tiny, tight dress wants to assure everyone that she has never served in Congress and has never kissed Huma:
https://bit.ly/3bi76eg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress that short. And I don't mean your legs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (V6f9+)

267 If I were to ever date again, the only question would be, "how much per hour?"

Yeah, that's about right after 11 years....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (w9Wax)

268 260 This brunette in a tiny, tight dress wants to assure everyone that she has never served in Congress and has never kissed Huma:
https://bit.ly/3bi76eg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (DU+/6)
===========

She probably did kiss a girl and like it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

269
Never "bother" reading twitter comments. Do you have a substantive point you wish to make, or are you just pissing in the wind?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 01:44 PM (ITJyK)


Example: What about the audience cheering after the question was asked? Were they all plants?

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (Fs5vw)

270 probably still contains all the free shit like unions ending right to work, no christian childcare, amnesty, and all the other bullshit
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (ZZK0E)
++++
All of the spending bills are terrible, but I suspect that California's port debacle will be used as a cudgel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

271 Christopher read this morning early film crew was plinking with said weapon earlier in day with real ammunition.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (2JoB8)

272 Odds are extremely good that in the quest to find good, you'll encounter several bad. And "bad" these days can be very very bad indeed, perhaps in life-altering ways.

I think extreme caution is warranted.


That's generally good advice.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (ZsR3z)

273 So many possibilities...but the safe money is on it being Hillary wearing a Bill costume.

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (J8sNU)

274 You know, if she hadn't said this, she'd be getting a whole lot less media attention.

Those books ain't gonna sell themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

*Narrator* Those books aren't going to sell period

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (V6f9+)

275 Some people are saying I need to work on my stance. What do you think?

https://bit.ly/3bjjP0u

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (YYlyE)

276 You might argue it's wrong, but it's not idiotic. Life decisions often involve assessing the odds. No one owes it to a population or demographic to associate with them if they decide the risk-reward ratio isn't favorable. Again, people may miscalculate. But that's not the same thing as idiocy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (QU5/
++++
Bigot. Free association is just a dog-whistle for homophobic/transphobic racism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

277 188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

****

Way to flex that education degree there, Jill.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (DZcbi)

278 You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress that short. And I don't mean your legs.

For Fairlane for the win

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

279 I find you've never turned off the hunt, Captain Ahab.

Perhaps say something. Anything, make a statement. Post an opinion and stand behind it. Have an original thought and articulate it.

Or - just keep monitoring the halls and calling for teacher. You do you.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (BIr2W)

280 I'm pretty sure that this is one of HillDawg's characteristic media ops, and there is nobody named because this is a threat to someone in the Party who's too prominent to just murder. Whoever it is knows it's him, and that much worse excess than kissing this battleax will come to light when she names him, if he pushes his luck.

so you're saying I better starting voting like I'm told to?

Posted by: Joe Manchin at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (I4hmj)

281 Narrator* Those books aren't going to sell period
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (V6f9+)

A whole lot of frivolous people buy books in airports, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (WtWcG)

282 Huma probably was comparing it to a Sheik's Arab wedding . I'm sure Trump spent millions on it.

Or maybe not

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (2DOZq)

283 If it was a single action revolver, this was at least manslaughter.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (sb+Cg)

284 *Narrator* Those books aren't going to sell period

"Don't be ridiculous, we bought thousands of copies!"
--Leftist organizations who have reached donor caps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

285 246 Ah, the penny drops: the half-trillion dollar "bipartisan infrastructure bill" contains ... wait for it ... $17 billion to upgrade ports.

what about our seriously neglected starboards? will no one think of the children?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (XHZzR)

286 274 You know, if she hadn't said this, she'd be getting a whole lot less media attention.

Those books ain't gonna sell themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

*Narrator* Those books aren't going to sell period
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (V6f9+)

=========

*Also Narrator* They will sell to the DNC, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

287
Example: What about the audience cheering after the question was asked? Were they all plants?

Posted by: Justsayin'


Do you even know if this is true?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (nU1sH)

288 -
It's possible that Bongino wasn't bluffing:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4xbsr6

(Forbes)

Posted by: irright at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (SchQD)

289 You do you.

Thanks. I will follow your sage advice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (ueGNX)

290 Teaching my teen boy to stay the Hell away from college girls. Pure and simple. Date a beautician or something.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts

This is wise advice. Plus they have signaled they value a career over motherhood by choosing University anyways. You can find grills in Technical schools tho.
Miss didn't go to University. She is on the level. University educated girls for the most part are damaged goods.
We have agreed to be heavily involved in arranging the marriages for our kids. I plan on doing it for my older ones. She wants to do it for her teens.
And homeschool, homeschool, and no Churchianity.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (jtv19)

291 Why is Huma bringing this up now?

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (hV9ir)

292 213 "Companion", also would work well in the title: consort, courtesan or cocotte. I mean cocotte almost sounds classy!
-------

Assistant

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (9IvoX)

293 To the point that its not worth taking the chance. Yes, that unidentified mushroom might not be poisonous, but why cho down?

All I can say is that if I were young and single, I'd be thanking you for voluntarily ceding the field.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (ZsR3z)

294 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"


Meh.
The fix is in.
Joe gets the 25th.
The cabal gives Kamala the Oval Office.
Manchin is selected to be VP.
Mega-trillion deal gets passed.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (axyOa)

295 Gettin sexually violent with the hags!
43 Sea Hags for everyone!

Posted by: Satans Retards at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (gMYhf)

296 If it was a single action revolver, this was at least manslaughter.

Possibly the bullet passed through the unfortunate choreographer and hit the guy behind her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

297 "Companion", also would work well in the title: consort, courtesan or cocotte. I mean cocotte almost sounds classy!
-------

Assistant

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (9IvoX)
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Hetaira

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2021 01:59 PM (IcPPU)

298 Single action revolver with metal cartridge then. Presumably a western set after 1872, but with Hollywood, all bets are off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Supposedly set in the 1880's.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 01:59 PM (OCTRt)

299 Dollars to donuts it was Grassley because corn subsidies. Ethanol's a helluva drug, y'all.

Posted by: micky at October 27, 2021 01:59 PM (3byMq)

300 >> Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

I sometimes find his stuff useful but the man is a fabulist, or at least a huge sucker that believes crazy and stupid stuff he's slipped by "sources."
- - -

Eh, after so many years of flood the zone MSM "OMG an unnamed insider said THIS CRAZY THING about Trump!11!!" reporting, the Posoboec sh#t-stirring tweets are kinda amusing.

MSM taught us that palace intrigue gossip = serious news. Alinsky#4 m'f'ers

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

301 188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (RHGPo)
---------------

This is...unexepcted. Dr. Jill likes being in White House and now wants the Veep slot for herself?

Or maybe Joe slipped up during a sponge bath and accidentally called the nurse Kamala once she started rinsing his flaccid twig?

Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (ePZfA)

302 ""Then, in an instant, it all changed. He plopped down to my right, put his left arm around my shoulder, and kissed me, pushing his tongue into my mouth, pressing me back on the sofa."

In an "instant" he sat down, put his hand around her and got his tongue in her mouth?
Doubt it. He approached the couch (if true)
Sat next to her (if true)
Then would have had to reach to put his arm around her and put his face up to hers (unless he wanted to knock her teeth out)
And then kissed (contact), then tongue (if true).

Along the way she didn't say anything like "no" or move?
This is not someone who's alleged to have held a knife to her or threatened violence.
Was she under a frickin spell?
Oh I know. "Lying."

Posted by: Zek at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (OzNIz)

303 The hippocampus strikes again!

I love how this story is somehow about Kavanaugh and Trump, despite having nothing to do with either.

I really do hope these people die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Posted by: SMFH at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (u/7wY)

304 299 Dollars to donuts it was Grassley because corn subsidies. Ethanol's a helluva drug, y'all.
Posted by: micky at October 27, 2021 01:59 PM (3byMq)

LOL..isn't Grassley like a 100 years old?

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (hV9ir)

305 Somewhere else I saw a comment about this written to effect of: Extraordinary accusations require extraordinary proof - name names.

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

306 Wasn't me...this time. Honest Injun! Or I was blackout drunk again. Whichever.

[Robotic laughter]

[Hic]

Posted by: Hillary and her rainbow (s)exoskeleton at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (J8sNU)

307 Why is Huma bringing this up now?
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (hV9ir)


Book sales.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (axyOa)

308 241 I love Arab weddings. My favorite part is when we shoot automatic rifles into the air.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 01:51 PM (Y5qcH)

I love Arab weddings too. My favorite part is when the clandestine munitions depot explodes, then sets off the adjacent grain elevators.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (w9Wax)

309 Does Huma tell us why she married such a goofy fuck?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (g/54t)

310 Example: What about the audience cheering after the question was asked? Were they all plants?

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (Fs5vw

That's why there was a plant. We think about a lot of stuff but we don't say it out loud. The plant is specifically used to coerce people into their trap.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (2DOZq)

311 By the way, Scoggy,. I make many statements here during the day. You will find one in the previous post about help for people who know others dealing with transgenderism in the schools and how that's affecting their family members. I just "out" you because it's fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (ueGNX)

312
From what I've gathered, the shot went through the cinematographer woman and hit the director.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (Mzdiz)

313 Huma probably was comparing it to a Sheik's Arab wedding . I'm sure Trump spent millions on it. Or maybe not Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (2DOZq)

I once saw in Istanbul (at Ciragan Palace, a hotel where I was having a meeting) a wedding that was so insanely over the top lavish that it easily must have cost in the six figures.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (BMmaB)

314 If it was a single action revolver, this was at least manslaughter.

Possibly the bullet passed through the unfortunate choreographer and hit the guy behind her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (KZzsI)


I just mean that the weapon would have been deliberately cocked before firing. No "accidental discharge" if Baldwin cocked it.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (sb+Cg)

315 275 Some people are saying I need to work on my stance. What do you think?

https://bit.ly/3bjjP0u
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 01:56 PM (YYlyE)

Professional Armorer all right

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (V6f9+)

316 Eh, after so many years of flood the zone MSM "OMG an unnamed insider said THIS CRAZY THING about Trump!11!!" reporting, the Posoboec sh#t-stirring tweets are kinda amusing.

MSM taught us that palace intrigue gossip = serious news. Alinsky#4 m'f'ers
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (bDqIh)
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It's not the veracity of the claim, it's the seriousness of the allegation, if my memory serves....

Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 02:02 PM (ePZfA)

317 Supposedly set in the 1880's.

Could in theory be double action; Colt put one out in 1878 called the "frontier"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

318
so you're saying I better starting voting like I'm told to?

------

Not Manchin. He wasn't in DC yet. Still in WV as Governor. Plus I don't think Thundershart gives a damn about a budget fight when she's not a dog in it.

Could be someone else though. It could be Joe Biden.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 02:02 PM (/KPLX)

319 From what I've gathered, the shot went through the cinematographer woman and hit the director.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 02:01 PM (Mzdiz)

That's referred to as a Quigley.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (2DOZq)

320 The story behind the debacle on the set of "Rust" will probably turn out to be more interesting than the actual movie would have been.

Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)

321 It was Bernie. He mistook Huma for AOC.

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (J8sNU)

322 We have agreed to be heavily involved in arranging the marriages for our kids. I plan on doing it for my older ones. She wants to do it for her teens.

It's all context. I do believe shit went better when the older folks - not arranging marriage - but did the introductions. Also seen how the Indians (dot, not feather) do it. Not so good.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (BIr2W)

323 Possibly the bullet passed through the unfortunate choreographer and hit the guy behind her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 01:58 PM (KZzsI)


That's what the story is now, and it's plausible. Sounds like he poor cinematographer had her spinal cord severed on top of it. Too bad Alec was such a shitty shot he didn't hit the intended target (the well protected camera). Still have a lot of questions, the story changes every 37 seconds.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (wAnMi)

324 The story behind the debacle on the set of "Rust" will probably turn out to be more interesting than the actual movie would have been.
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)
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Yet the docudrama someone will make about it will be worse than both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

325 The only ones allowed to kiss Huma are guys who send dick-picks to teen girls, and closet lesbians with presidential aspirations.

Posted by: Dagwood at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (MNaS0)

326 I just mean that the weapon would have been deliberately cocked before firing. No "accidental discharge" if Baldwin cocked it.

I've read three different scenarios explaining what happened, so who the hell knows at this point but if he was filming a scene and was just a terrible shot, or she was in line with the target, it would have been a reasonable action to take.

Say; they are filming a POV shot of Baldwin cocking and firing his pistol, and he was a dipstick who aimed it at someone. Or as I said was just a really terrible shot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

327 Could be someone else though. It could be Joe Biden.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 02:02 PM (/KPLX)


Isn't she too old for him?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (Ez6QX)

328 >>> I'm pretty sure that this is one of HillDawg's characteristic media ops, and there is nobody named because this is a threat to someone in the Party who's too prominent to just murder. Whoever it is knows it's him, and that much worse excess than kissing this battleax will come to light when she names him, if he pushes his luck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 01:50 PM (/KPLX)


I think you're probably right. Women like huma are cum dumpsters used to control and regulate people in the party. That was her purpose with Weener but ultimately failed. It's safe to bet that's not the only place she was deployed.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (f6xX0)

329 HUMA WAS THE JOURNAL'S EDITOR FOR 10+ YEARS, AND NOW IT'S EDITED BY HER MOM, A WOMEN'S SHARIA ADVOCATE.
-
Sha ah ah ah aria baby
(Sharia baby)
Sha ah ah ah aria baby, can we impose it tonight?
(Night night impose it tonight)

Posted by: Huma's Mom and the Islamic Four Seasons( at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (d9FiS)

330 Example: What about the audience cheering after the question was asked? Were they all plants?

Posted by: Justsayin'


"Oooh, HOT!"

- - Harvey von FicusFikker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

331 > Professional Armorer all right

Betcha Baldwin hired her.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (YYlyE)

332 So the FBI has denied giving the evidence to the Republicans' who want to investigate Jan. 6th...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (0PUU9)

333 It could have been Obama.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (G2zl5)

334 Along the way she didn't say anything like "no" or move? This is not someone who's alleged to have held a knife to her or threatened violence. Was she under a frickin spell? Oh I know. "Lying." Posted by: Zek at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (OzNIz)

Start that story back at the party, where she no doubt sent flirty signals to the Senator and then left with him.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (BMmaB)

335 Nobody goes on "dates" anymore.
Posted by: Tinder


Netflix and smash.
Posted by: rickb223

You can date the old fashioned way but it's location plus proximity plus frequency. Just be patient and let them come to you, which they will if you are worth it.
City girls are hopeless tho. It's way to easy for them to get constant attention, validation, confirmation, and just order up a Chad on Social Media or Dating Site to fuck.
They know nothing of Delayed Gratification... one of the pillars of Western Civilization.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (jtv19)

336 Senator, ex-President whatever ... tomayto, tomahto, what difference does it make now.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (dYe5S)

337 I suspect that the odds of a bad outcome for arranged marriages is no worse than two hormonally berserk kids choosing their mate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

338 324 The story behind the debacle on the set of "Rust" will probably turn out to be more interesting than the actual movie would have been.
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)
++++
Yet the docudrama someone will make about it will be worse than both.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

=========

The Court TV episode where Alec Baldwin tearfully points the finger at the armorer and lays the blame all on her will be a classic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

339 I just thought she meant she felt at home because the wedding was raucous and opulent.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (DJFLF)

340 Coffee wasn't coffee,it was sex!
George Costanza

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (CYnTg)

341 How far down the list do you have to scroll looking for a movie set firearms wrangler until you get to the "24 year old laid off from Hot Topic" area?

Posted by: Azathoth at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (DZcbi)

342 It was Ted "Lyin of the Senate" Kennedy

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (gmo/4)

343 "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

The Borgias knew how to deal with this problem.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, Queen Bee! at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (I2/tG)

344 her story is so touching...but it sounds just like a lie...

Posted by: sound awake at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (rCBpR)

345 If we can get all the world a-chattering about "who could it be?" maybe it'll distract from the election difficulties my friend Terry is experiencing.

Posted by: SMFH at October 27, 2021 02:06 PM (u/7wY)

346 329 - Posted by: Huma's Mom and the Islamic Four Seasons( at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (d9FiS)


Why don't you come out,
So I can KEEEEEEEEL you!
Come out,
Especially the Joooz,
Come out,
I'll chop your clitoris,
And make-a-you lose your mi-ind...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2021 02:06 PM (s2VJv)

347 105 "Then, in an instant, it all changed." The monster could not even spring for fresh brewed.
Posted by: tmitsss at October 27, 2021 01:35 PM (f/L+y)
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He lunged straight for my Hills, Bro!

Posted by: Huma at October 27, 2021 02:06 PM (ePZfA)

348 195 You need to come shooting with me and nurse some Saturday

Same. It's a shame we keep
missing each other!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (YYlyE)


Too soon !

Posted by: Alec at October 27, 2021 02:06 PM (F6Xpw)

349 If we can get all the world a-chattering about "who could it be?" maybe it'll distract from the election difficulties my friend Terry is experiencing.

Interesting, and sadly plausible.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 02:06 PM (ZsR3z)

350 342 It was Ted "Lyin of the Senate" Kennedy
Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (gmo/4)


With Chris Dodd, they made it a pita party...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2021 02:06 PM (s2VJv)

351 It's all context. I do believe shit went better when the older folks - not arranging marriage - but did the introductions. Also seen how the Indians (dot, not feather) do it. Not so good.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts

We are Hwite not Indians. Point taken tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 02:06 PM (jtv19)

352 Huma is 45 and this happened she said when she was in her 20's so you do the math. Definitely could be Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

353 >> Obviously this would be No Big Deal if the assailant had been a Boy in a Skirt.

. . . or Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (bDqIh)

354 Say; they are filming a POV shot of Baldwin cocking and firing his pistol, and he was a dipstick who aimed it at someone. Or as I said was just a really terrible shot. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

It's plausible that he was looking at the camera and the gun barrel followed his eyes.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (BMmaB)

355 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.


Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (2xGy+)

356
Again, from what I've read, they were practicing/rehearsing a scene, where Baldwin was seated in a pew in the mock church, and was to do a cross-draw move. Thus Yosemite Alec was practicing some quick-draw McGraw cross-draw move.

They were setting up and testing the shot, both camera and gun. So Yosemite Alex is repeatedly doing the cross draw move and ultimately pulling the trigger each time.

The gun had, because of idiocy and carelessness by all involved, had one real bullet in it, and was fired during one of the drawing moves.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (Mzdiz)

357 Huma couldn't resist. It was just like in those alien abduction fantasies.

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

358 I loathe that an unwanted kiss is now considered sexual assault. Why? Because it demeans the term sexual assault. Not to mention criminalizes basic human behavior.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

359 Delayed Gratification... one of the pillars of Western Civilization.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (jtv19)
++++
Delayed gratification requires sophistication and not only knowledge that the weird thing called "the future" exists, but also some degree of confidence in your ability to reach it, and that it will look like something comprehensible.

If you're ignorant and don't about the future, or if you're stupid and you don't consider the future, or if you're hopeless and think the future is irrelevant because it will be worse no matter what, then you're not going to consider delaying gratification.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

360 355 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (2xGy+)


We're a clown show overseas anyway so big deal, in a way. Better they're not here to shoot off their filthy sewers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

361 341 How far down the list do you have to scroll looking for a movie set firearms wrangler until you get to the "24 year old laid off from Hot Topic" area?

Posted by: Azathoth at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (DZcbi)

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Saving money on your production to buy expensive coffee is for closers.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (UUWzS)

362 they went out for dinner...she had the lobster bisque...they went back to her place...and yada yada yada she never heard from him again...

Posted by: sound awake at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (rCBpR)

363 "I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."

Uh, we're just going to skip over that? What the fuck is that supposed to mean - and, holy hell, if a GOPe turd had said it the MSM would be breaking into TOLLY-BON accents for 72 hours....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (1t5dY)

364 287
Example: What about the audience cheering after the question was asked? Were they all plants?

Posted by: Justsayin'

Do you even know if this is true?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 27, 2021 01:57 PM (nU1sH)


If you want to go in that direction from the link, then is it true the question was really asked in that form the first place?

IMHO, if this junta keeps governing as it has for the next three years, then we need to start getting used to questions like this.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (Fs5vw)

365 It's like Sam Kinisons line from Wild Thing: every time I kiss you, I know what other men had for lunch.

She playing and pandering to be part of a group. She's the Clinton camp. Nobody wants or needs the Clinton camp anymore.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (OuBgv)

366 355 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

***

If the deal is they never have to come back I'm all for it.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (DZcbi)

367 I suspect that the odds of a bad outcome for arranged marriages is no worse than two hormonally berserk kids choosing their mate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Lord Capulet at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (IcPPU)

368 Seen a few mentions including Ace's first on Alec he made a threatening voice response then fired at the woman.

I would think at best he thought it was a blank.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (2JoB8)

369 358 I loathe that an unwanted kiss is now considered sexual assault. Why? Because it demeans the term sexual assault. Not to mention criminalizes basic human behavior.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

But forcible sodomy isn't rape if the boy claims he's a girl.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (G2zl5)

370 Cindy can push Budweiser in the embassy circuit

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (CYnTg)

371 If you're ignorant and don't about the future, or if you're stupid and you don't consider the future, or if you're hopeless and think the future is irrelevant because it will be worse no matter what, then you're not going to consider delaying gratification.

Due to media and education I think most young people are in that last category: they think the future is doom and what difference does it make any longer. Eat, drink, and be merry....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

372 "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"


Posobiec can be a real dick. but if this is even remotely true, it would explain a LOT.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)

373 I'm guessing it was Maxine Waters, or else that weird chick with the cowboy hats.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (ukNFU)

374 I loathe that an unwanted kiss is now considered sexual assault. Why? Because it demeans the term sexual assault. Not to mention criminalizes basic human behavior.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
++++
Yup. Plus destroys chemistry and spontaneity. If things are going well and I want to lean in for a kiss, I am taking my life into my own hands if I decide not to ruin it with, "may I kiss you?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

375 " Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote. "

Which countries? I would like to have a warning of where we're invading.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (7MBHe)

376 Some people are saying I need to work on my stance. What do you think?

https://bit.ly/3bjjP0u
Posted by: bonhomme

Professional Armorer all right
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Even Larry Craig had better stance.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (mD/uy)

377

Boy, I say there, boy! Get me a mint julep, and have the kindergarten class come by for some show and don't tell...

Posted by: Senator in a Skirt at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (1WVJ5)

378 309 Does Huma tell us why she married such a goofy fuck?
________________

It seems stupid now, given what we know about him, but there was a time (around the time Huma was marrying him) when Tony Weiner was seen as an up-and-comer in the Dim party.

Huma probably thought she was signing on to a Clinton-type relationship, where she'd help Weiner get elected to various political offices and in turn Weiner would help her get connected jobs and lucrative board positions, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (k4dH2)

379 In Saudi Arabia where she grew up, they call that a first date.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

380 >>>355 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

Cool. Better they be out of the country that in. I just hope whatever country Cindy is going to will be able to sufficiently accommodate the 4th year of the John McCain funeral.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (dYe5S)

381 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

What is it about Arizona politics?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (mR6Gs)

382 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (RHGPo)
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This is...unexepcted. Dr. Jill likes being in White House and now wants the Veep slot for herself?
Or maybe Joe slipped up during a sponge bath and accidentally called the nurse Kamala once she started rinsing his flaccid twig?
Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 02:00 PM (ePZfA)


My unpopular theory on the power struggle behind the curtain is that Obama isn't necessarily running the show, and that Kamala was a concession to him and his minions. I think it's the old guard in charge - even Obama wasn't this incompetent.

I think Jill has been feeling her oats for a while, and they'll keep trotting Joe out there as long as he's got drool in his mouth and can make grunting sounds while standing mostly upright. This 25th story though sounds more than a tad unlikely, but there might be a grain of truth in there somewhere. I wish they'd just start shooting each other and last man standing takes all.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (wAnMi)

383 372 "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"


Posobiec can be a real dick. but if this is even remotely true, it would explain a LOT.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)

==========

Imagine the media feeding frenzy if Melania had tried to do this to Pence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

384 Due to media and education I think most young people are in that last category: they think the future is doom and what difference does it make any longer. Eat, drink, and be merry....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Or they believe the opposite, that the future is going to be awesome because everything they need will be provided. Assuming that Uncle Sugar will *always* be there to help is a different form of hopelessness, and it will have similar behavioral consequences.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

385 Could be someone else though. It could be Joe Biden.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Biden was in the Senate until he was elected VP with Obumbles.

Or Chris Dodd. He was in the Senate until 2011. A crooked, scummy person.
Well yeah, a Democrat politician.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

386 Logically, it would have been Senator Biden.

Posted by: R.F. Hirsch at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (oMkPq)

387 more interesting than the actual movie would have been.

-
Speaking of actual movies, I see that Amazon is making a Secretary Booty-giggity and the Mrs. movie. I assume it'll be out for Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Huma's Mom and the Islamic Four Seasons( at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (d9FiS)

388 You can't use the 25th Amendment to get rid of the Vice President.

DAMN!!!@!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, Queen Bee! at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (I2/tG)

389 "Some people are saying I need to work on my stance. What do you think? https://bit.ly/3bjjP0u"

I don't get the joke. She's wearing two masks.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (7MBHe)

390
The other thing these guys know is they are protected until they're not (see Cuomo). Once the flare goes up with an accusation, then every dumb piece of trim who ever sucked him off in a Senate bathroom will "come forward" with their "harrowing tale."

Huma doesn't have to claim a single legal violation. The implication is clear. "Don't make me say your name, motherfucker. HillDawg is this --} {-- close to putting a hurt on you."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (/KPLX)

391 384 Due to media and education I think most young people are in that last category: they think the future is doom and what difference does it make any longer. Eat, drink, and be merry....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Or they believe the opposite, that the future is going to be awesome because everything they need will be provided. Assuming that Uncle Sugar will *always* be there to help is a different form of hopelessness, and it will have similar behavioral consequences.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

==========

I think there's a lot of DOOM! in young people, and they are the only ones who can fix it through organizing protests.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

392 188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 27, 2021 01:45 PM (RHGPo)
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I guess Obama's 10 year clock only refers to his time as a POTUS not a VPOTUS.

Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

393 " I felt like I was at an Arab wedding back home"

What, no alcohol?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (mR6Gs)

394 It could have been Obama.
Posted by: Buzzion

Nah, he's gay.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

395 Delayed Gratification... one of the pillars of Western Civilization.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 02:05 PM (jtv19)

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And more specifically, maturity/adulthood.

As I've been saying since the Clintons first darkened the White House: "The emasculation and infantilization of America continues unabated."

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (4ykh2)

396 Huma probably thought she was signing on to a Clinton-type relationship, where she'd help Weiner get elected to various political offices and in turn Weiner would help her get connected jobs and lucrative board positions, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (k4dH2)
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Bethany Mandell probably had the same notion (well, the press/intellectual/pundit version) when she married Seth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (DU+/6)

397 333 It could have been Obama.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:04 PM (G2zl5)
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He leaned in, kissed her, gave her junk a pat and then suddenly realized...she actually *WAS* a woman!

Huma: I'm not interested in that, Senator!
Barry: *wiping his hand in disgust* Sorry I misread you all this time...

Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (ePZfA)

398 Because it demeans the term sexual assault.

Its like labeling every tyrannical act "fascist" or "nazi". Congratulations, you've just diminished the evil and significance of the term as a cheap shot to gain Twitter points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

399 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (2xGy+)


Did Rahm Emanuel get confirmed yet?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (Ez6QX)

400 244 "@tedcruz unloads on Merrick Garland for not apologizing after Department of Justice memo targeting parents."

So can I assume he'll be submitting impeachment papers in January 2023?
Posted by: squid_hunt



No. It's all Bread and Circuses.

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (QFVV9)

401 >>"I felt I was at an Arab wedding back home."


That could mean a lot of things, and is it clear this is meant as an insult? For all we know she's acknlowledging that billionaire Trump is like a Saudi Prince who weds a gorgeous, younger (third) wife in an oppulent ceremony/celebration.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (bDqIh)

402 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (2xGy+)

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Hey, Cindy delivered Arizona for Biden. Those votes weren't going to fake themselves.

Where is she being sent to her reward? Togo? Sierra Leone? Mali? Chad?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (sNzkE)

403 It was Kirsten Sinema and I want to see pics.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

404 Logically, it would have been Senator Biden.
Posted by: R.F. Hirsch

Logic's got nothing to do with Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (d9FiS)

405 Due to media and education I think most young people are in that last category: they think the future is doom and what difference does it make any longer. Eat, drink, and be merry....

A ton of talk on here seems to be some folks convincing some others that it won't be doom and gloom. Steiner will come. There will be a Deux Ex Machina.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (BIr2W)

406 Allow me to slip into something more comfortable.

Posted by: Bond, Senator Bond at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (Gl5SH)

407 Due to media and education I think most young people are in that last category: they think the future is doom and what difference does it make any longer. Eat, drink, and be merry....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

Except that these kids don't seem the least bit "merry."

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (mR6Gs)

408 Does Huma tell us why she married such a goofy fuck?


Arab girl marries a joooo = Daddy issues

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (gmo/4)

409 A song for our times

https://youtu.be/ifs8crL5p4E

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (CYnTg)

410 368 The woman wanted another take and Alec says something like
How about I give you this, then fires at her.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (2JoB8)

411 " I felt like I was at an Arab wedding back home"

What, no alcohol?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (mR6Gs)

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Goats instead of bridesmaids?

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (MmQ0O)

412 As I've been saying since the Clintons first darkened the White House: "The emasculation and infantilization of America continues unabated."
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (4ykh2)
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Oh, it's been doing plenty of batin'...

Wait. You meant something else.

Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (ePZfA)

413 I think there's a lot of DOOM! in young people, and they are the only ones who can fix it through organizing protests.

This is anecdotal, but every young person I know and every indication from stories around the country has a completely dismal outlook about life and the future.

With good reason, I fear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

414 Speaking of actual movies, I see that Amazon is making a Secretary Booty-giggity and the Mrs. movie. I assume it'll be out for Valentine's Day.
Posted by: Huma's Mom and the Islamic Four Seasons( at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (d9FiS)


Because of course they are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 02:14 PM (Ez6QX)

415 "No. It's all Bread and Circuses. Are you not entertained?"

Surprisingly, not entertained by fecklessness.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:14 PM (7MBHe)

416 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (2xGy+)


Good. Now make sure they stay overseas and never come back and it's a winner.

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2021 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

417 A song for our times

https://youtu.be/ifs8crL5p4E
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (CYnTg)
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That dude had to watch a *lot* of Joe Biden film. His liquor bill must be enormous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:14 PM (DU+/6)

418 that billionaire Trump is like a Saudi Prince who weds a gorgeous, younger (third) wife in an oppulent ceremony/celebration.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (bDqIh)


and that Trump and his two sons performed an elaborate sword dance between the appetizers and first course

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2021 02:14 PM (DJFLF)

419 Abedin and Weiner are now estranged.
She prefers muff.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 02:14 PM (v0R5T)

420 My guess is Schumer. I'll bet $1 it was him.

Posted by: joefl65 at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (FcrV3)

421 The 25th amendment has nothing to do with the removal of the Vice President.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (2DOZq)

422 417 Dedicated to his craft

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (CYnTg)

423
Does Huma tell us why she married such a goofy fuck?

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"Because my Bond-villain overlord liege made a marriage of convenience for me, with a member of her NY political claque that she had tapped for further advancement in the Party."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (/KPLX)

424 Jeff Flake ambassador to Turkey and Cindy ambassador to the United Nations Agencies for Food and Agriculture.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

425 Huma always did strike me as enigmatic.

She knows things.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (mR6Gs)

426 Speaking of actual movies, I see that Amazon is making a Secretary Booty-giggity and the Mrs. movie. I assume it'll be out for Valentine's Day.
Posted by: Huma's Mom and the Islamic Four Seasons( at October 27, 2021 02:11 PM (d9FiS)
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Because of course they are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 02:14 PM (Ez6QX)
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I don't understand why they need this. Every conservative site I read has been playing PR marm for them, posting all the pics of the queer couple and their baby.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (7MBHe)

427
Everybody involved in the weapons dept. of this Baldwin flick was incompetent and reckless. The "armorer" was joke, and the assistant director was as well. He had been fired from a production a couple years ago for a gun safety incident.

They were using the prop guns for target shooting all the time. That is, the "armorer" and her buddies would take the guns out, load them with real ammo and go plinking.

The Sheriff has said they found real ammo mixed in with blanks, mixed in with dummy rounds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (Mzdiz)

428 188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick



Dumb, ambitious, and evil are not impeachable offences.

Probably. You can impeach a chicken sandwich these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (QFVV9)

429 413 I think there's a lot of DOOM! in young people, and they are the only ones who can fix it through organizing protests.

This is anecdotal, but every young person I know and every indication from stories around the country has a completely dismal outlook about life and the future.

With good reason, I fear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Our times could be a cross between Cabaret and First Reformed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

430 >>> Yup. Plus destroys chemistry and spontaneity. If things are going well and I want to lean in for a kiss, I am taking my life into my own hands if I decide not to ruin it with, "may I kiss you?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM (DU+/6)


Pointing to the side out the window. Oh, look! It's a (reference to some adorable marsupial-type creature that's not even capable of surviving here) She turns, smoocheroo! Works every time.


tiny font: [banana dream is not a professional woo counselor. Consult a professional woo counselor before attempting any unannounced smooching. Results may vary]

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (f6xX0)

431 https://pjmedia.com/facepalm los angeles will fine cargo ships that cant unload

If you can't unload then sail on

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (2JoB8)

432 Example: What about the audience cheering after the question was asked? Were they all plants?

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 01:55 PM (Fs5vw)
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That's your "good point"? It goes without saying that exasperation with totalitarian drift is real. Are you suggesting it isn't? Or is your "good point" that absolutely no one should cheer a call against totalitarian rule?

Thomas Paine and Sam Adams called, to tell you, fine, stay silent: "May your chains rest lightly upon you, and may posterity forget you were our countryman"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (ITJyK)

433 That guy did tons of Metal Trump videos

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (CYnTg)

434 Men who are teachers or admins in the school system today are fuggin weak ass cucks. Bow up and stand for the kids instead of the feelings of literal demons.
Jesus Christ hates apathy. He also hates harming children. WTF is y'all's excuse you weak faggits?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (jtv19)

435 "Abedin and Weiner are now estranged. She prefers muff."

And not competing with 15 year olds.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (7MBHe)

436 All I wanted was for the last 10 seconds to be erased."

I guess a blow job was out of the question

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (P4Pk9)

437 Where is she being sent to her reward? Togo? Sierra Leone? Mali? Chad?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (sNzkE)
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The Chad can have her.

The Paolo is, how you say, under-interested.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (ePZfA)

438 "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"

The Borgias knew how to deal with this problem.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, Queen Bee! at October 27, 2021


***
We taught those upstarts everything they knew.

Posted by: The Julio-Claudians at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (txdEq)

439 "Hey, Cindy delivered Arizona for Biden. Those votes weren't going to fake themselves.
Where is she being sent to her reward? Togo? Sierra Leone? Mali? Chad?"
Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (sNzkE)

NYC or Arizona. Some phony bologna UN committee no-show job.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2021 02:17 PM (4thlk)

440 Congratulations, you've just diminished the evil and significance of the term as a cheap shot to gain Twitter points.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Twitter points can be redeemed on Amazon for valuable merchandise!

Check out our deals!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 02:17 PM (vcOmj)

441 "los angeles will fine cargo ships that cant unload"

If you're looking for a way to get things moving again, this will definitely be a boost to your economy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (7MBHe)

442 I did not know we had ambassadors to UN agencies

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (CYnTg)

443 Cool. Better they be out of the country that in. I just hope whatever country Cindy is going to will be able to sufficiently accommodate the 4th year of the John McCain funeral.

Ancient trick - get them out of the country, put them somewhere where they can't do too much damage, and let the Deputy Chief of Mission (the professional diplomat) actually run the embassy.

Remember when they shipped the corrupt former Senator Carol Moseley Braun off to New Zealand?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, Queen Bee! at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (I2/tG)

444 -
Some people are saying I need to work on my stance. What do you think?
https://bit.ly/3bjjP0u
Posted by: bonhomme
Professional Armorer all right
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Even Larry Craig had better stance
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 02:10 PM -
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That "stance" is extremely common with women and kids. It is just the physical result of them holding a gun that is too long/heavy for them to shoot off-hand. They should be started on lighter/shorter guns for offhand work. With the heavier guns, a front rest can be used where appropriate.

Posted by: irright at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (SchQD)

445 This is anecdotal, but every young person I know and every indication from stories around the country has a completely dismal outlook about life and the future.

First Generation that responded to surveys and said they wouldn't have greater prosperity than their parents ? Gen X.

I'll say it again. I'll say it until I die. This is what living through the last gasps of the Boomers feels like. Too bad they found their Millennial grand-kids.

How ironic ... that the decline is somewhat intentional. And the generation that engineered it won't live through it.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (BIr2W)

446 Cindy McCain and Jeff Flake confirmed as US Ambassador's by Senate Voice Vote.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 02:07 PM (2xGy+)
.......

the GOPes didn't learn their lesson from Garland, I see.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

447 Where is she being sent to her reward? Togo? Sierra Leone? Mali? Chad?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 27, 2021 02:12 PM (sNzkE)
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The Chad can have her.

The Paolo is, how you say, under-interested.
Posted by: The Paolo


Screw you.

Posted by: Chad at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (OCTRt)

448 Arab girl marries a joooo = Daddy issues
Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2021 02:13 PM (gmo/4)

I knew a smoking hot blue-eyed busty Jewish girl who married a .....Palestinian.

Talk about Daddy Issues.

She was disowned.....until the inevitable divorce, when she was accepted back into the family

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:19 PM (mR6Gs)

449 But forcible sodomy isn't rape if the boy claims he's a girl.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (G2zl5)



Well, except for the fact that there is no evidence that he ever claimed he was a girl, just that he wore a skirt, and that he was just convicted of it, then, sure.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

450 That Jill Biden thing from Posobiec is stupid and probably made up. Why would Jill Biden be talking to anyone about removing Kamala, it makes no sense.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2021 02:20 PM (4thlk)

451 I don't understand why they need this. Every conservative site I read has been playing PR marm for them, posting all the pics of the queer couple and their baby.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:15 PM (7MBHe)


The money?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 02:20 PM (Ez6QX)

452 449 But forcible sodomy isn't rape if the boy claims he's a girl.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:09 PM (G2zl5)


Well, except for the fact that there is no evidence that he ever claimed he was a girl, just that he wore a skirt, and that he was just convicted of it, then, sure.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

==========

"I just can't even right now..."
-The Narrative

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

453 "I'll say it again. I'll say it until I die. This is what living through the last gasps of the Boomers feels like. Too bad they found their Millennial grand-kids."

Yup. They're holding on for dear life.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:20 PM (7MBHe)

454 >>Huma always did strike me as enigmatic.
She knows things.


Yep, it was likely her goal to make Hillary dependent on her as her closest aid and "like a second daughter." Huma started working for Hilary while still in college, she started as an intern to FLOTUS and has continued working for Hilz ever since.

The other job Huma had during that time - at least until Hillary became Sec. of State - was editing the family journal. The journal is focused on how to stealthily push Islam in western countries from the inside. What a coincidence!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (bDqIh)

455 Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: White male marketing VP David Duvall at North Carolina hospital WINS 10-MILLION 'REVERSE DISCRIMINATION' payout after he was replaced by two women - one of whom is black - as part of diversity and inclusion program..

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

456 Yup. Plus destroys chemistry and spontaneity. If things are going well and I want to lean in for a kiss, I am taking my life into my own hands if I decide not to ruin it with, "may I kiss you?"
_______________

Yep, it seems pretty stupid to me too. Huma was single, she was young(ish) and reasonably attractive, and she was walking around D.C. with this guy in the evening and agreed to go to his apartment with him. Highly likely he was going to make a move on her. She would have to be an idiot not to anticipate that, and I doubt very much that she's an idiot. She could have let him know she was not interested before he tried to kiss her. But laughing at his jokes, strolling in the moonlight with him, and agreeing to go to his apartment with him is not the way to do it. Mixed signals, indeed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

457 Younger Millennials might have Boomer grandparents, but older Millennials largely have Boomer parents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (DU+/6)

458 the GOPes didn't learn their lesson from Garland, I see.
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

The spice must flow!

Posted by: Bitch McConnel at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (Ojki1)

459 Jeff Flake ambassador to Turkey

I don't think old Jeffie knows what he's in for.
I saw vid of Erdogan saying in response to a reporter - he's not interested in talking to Bidet, he's waiting for Trump to come back.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (DJFLF)

460 455 Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: White male marketing VP David Duvall at North Carolina hospital WINS 10-MILLION 'REVERSE DISCRIMINATION' payout after he was replaced by two women - one of whom is black - as part of diversity and inclusion program..
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

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Nah, it's just discrimination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

461 I knew a smoking hot blue-eyed busty Jewish girl who married a .....Palestinian.

Talk about Daddy Issues.

She was disowned.....until the inevitable divorce, when she was accepted back into the family
Posted by: JoeF.


She wasn't disowned. Just uninvited for awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 02:22 PM (OCTRt)

462 the GOPes didn't learn their lesson from Garland, I see.
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 02:18 PM (v0R5T)
************
I'd rather have Flake in Turkey than in the US.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:22 PM (NpAcC)

463 So traumatic I've been in mid-kiss and was like this is a no go on the kiss. I spent the next hour say sorry I'm stupid and them laughing at me.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 27, 2021 02:22 PM (ytSiK)

464 Stop. Giving. Them. Money.

@GeeksGamersCom 4h

Disney Division Hosting Drag Queen Story Hour for Children's Halloween Party

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2021 02:22 PM (1t5dY)

465 Well, except for the fact that there is no evidence that he ever claimed he was a girl, just that he wore a skirt, and that he was just convicted of it, then, sure.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

Well sure on the "boy in a skirt" part rather than the claiming he's a girl. For the forcible dodo my not being rape I meant in the "media betters" camp.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (G2zl5)

466 BREAKING REPORT: White male marketing VP David Duvall at North Carolina hospital WINS 10-MILLION 'REVERSE DISCRIMINATION' payout after he was replaced by two women - one of whom is black - as part of diversity and inclusion program..


Well good.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (m/Gc2)

467 188 Jack Posobiec - "Multiple sources confirm Jill Biden has asked about using 25th Amendment to get rid of Kamala Harris"
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick
====================

Didn't FDR simply tell his VP to resign (referring to Wallace), prior to the convention? Probably he discovered the guy was a Russian agent-in-place (my sarcasm....sort of).

Anyway, if the two of them have an irretrievably broken relationship, I can't imagine Harris doesn't just quietly resign and Biden appoints someone else, who would them presumably be confirmed by the Senate pretty rapidly (no way GOPe vote against it, lest Nanzi Pelosi accidently becomes second in line).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (ITJyK)

468 Nah, it's just discrimination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (mD/uy)

469 Too many clowns.

Not enough circus.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

470 Ace, from your headline, "...an Unnamed, Presumably Democrat Senator..."

Outstanding and well-stated.

From later in the article, "The unidentified but surely Democratic Senator..."

Slight oops, there. Thanks for your normally consistent and accurate description of democrats as democrats, and not "democratic." Because they're not. They steal elections.

Posted by: bradc at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (zcqRh)

471 "I'd rather have Flake in Turkey than in the US."

Turkey is a runaway train heading toward a collapsed bridge. We should probably be putting someone competent there.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (7MBHe)

472 It was kind of shocking to see all those young domestic terrorists in Loudoun Virginia.

Hopefully the FBI has dispatched agents to stamp out their school board criticism.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (7F9te)

473 @ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: White male marketing VP David Duvall at North Carolina hospital WINS 10-MILLION 'REVERSE DISCRIMINATION' payout after he was replaced by two women - one of whom is black - as part of diversity and inclusion program..
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (NpAcC)
++++
No. A thousand times, no. It is not "reverse" racism or "reverse" discrimination. It is discrimination or racism or bigotry. Full damn stop.

The implication - and it is hugely nefarious - of "reverse discrimination" is that discrimination or racism or bigotry are naturally white-on-non-white. That would make the opposite - non-white-on-white - an aberration and notable.

But that's bullshit. Bigotry isn't naturally something white people do and that non-whites don't do. Bigotry is bigotry. No more, no less. I *despise* the "reverse racism" trope.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (DU+/6)

474 All I wanted was for the last 10 seconds to be erased."

I guess a blow job was out of the question
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (P4Pk9)
.........

Especially with those teeth.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (v0R5T)

475 Younger Millennials might have Boomer grandparents, but older Millennials largely have Boomer parents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (DU+/6)


A fine point. This is what it is. And it's the Boomers, growing up through the Cold War, imposing their version of order - because all they grew up with was order. Good thing Millennials are largely stupid.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (BIr2W)

476 467 Didn't FDR simply tell his VP to resign (referring to Wallace), prior to the convention? Probably he discovered the guy was a Russian agent-in-place (my sarcasm....sort of).

Anyway, if the two of them have an irretrievably broken relationship, I can't imagine Harris doesn't just quietly resign and Biden appoints someone else, who would them presumably be confirmed by the Senate pretty rapidly (no way GOPe vote against it, lest Nanzi Pelosi accidently becomes second in line).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (ITJyK)

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Harris won't resign. She's dumb and addicted to power.

And if the VP spot does somehow open up, the GOP will toe the line. Why? Is it because they will suddenly have a backbone? No, it's because the VP fight will be very visible and very loud, and also largely meaningless. It'll be great for the fundraising emails and not much else. Whomever gets in will do exactly as Harris has been doing. There will be no change in policy at all. Perfect pointless fight to appease the base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

477 She is not my type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (wPHVW)

478 Jeff Flake ambassador to Turkey

I don't think old Jeffie knows what he's in for.
I saw vid of Erdogan saying in response to a reporter - he's not interested in talking to Bidet, he's waiting for Trump to come back.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (DJFLF)

Other than dissing Bidet , this is not something I would present as a positive for Trump. Erdogan needs the barbed cock of Satan on a daily basis.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (2DOZq)

479 I knew a smoking hot blue-eyed busty Jewish girl who married a .....Palestinian.

Talk about Daddy Issues.

She was disowned.....until the inevitable divorce, when she was accepted back into the family
Posted by: JoeF.
She wasn't disowned. Just uninvited for awhile.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 02:22 PM (OCTRt)

He was actually a nice guy, had a hand in several businesses--a convenience store, a car wash etc.

He looked like John Podhoretz, but thin.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)

480 This whole Rust shoot em up western would make a great script.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (g/54t)

481
That's your "good point"? It goes without saying that exasperation with totalitarian drift is real. Are you suggesting it isn't? Or is your "good point" that absolutely no one should cheer a call against totalitarian rule?

Thomas Paine and Sam Adams called, to tell you, fine, stay silent: "May your chains rest lightly upon you, and may posterity forget you were our countryman"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 02:16 PM (ITJyK)


Wow. Nice diversion! Bounced that completely away from the original point.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (Fs5vw)

482 @ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: White male marketing VP David Duvall at North Carolina hospital WINS 10-MILLION 'REVERSE DISCRIMINATION' payout after he was replaced by two women - one of whom is black - as part of diversity and inclusion program..
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (NpAcC)



"Reverse Discrimination" would imply that the definition of discrimination was one sided.

It's not.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

483 Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

{{{Sponge}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (Ez6QX)

484 >>She was disowned.....until the inevitable divorce, when she was accepted back into the family


Huma was never disowned.
Interesting, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (bDqIh)

485 Anyway, if the two of them have an irretrievably broken relationship, I can't imagine Harris doesn't just quietly resign and Biden appoints someone else, who would them presumably be confirmed by the Senate pretty rapidly (no way GOPe vote against it, lest Nanzi Pelosi accidently becomes second in line).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (ITJyK)

Um, our candidate is forced out and we will have something to say. And the people who forced her out won't get a response.

Posted by: Big Tech at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (Ojki1)

486 >>> Younger Millennials might have Boomer grandparents, but older Millennials largely have Boomer parents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (DU+/6)


I'm a gen-xer trapped in the middle. I have distrust, fantasies of revenge, seething rage, and sarcasm. Mostly sarcasm.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (f6xX0)

487 Huma got newsletters from Saudi Intelligence. She knew a lotta stuff.

Posted by: klaftern at October 27, 2021 02:26 PM (taPSh)

488 My vote is that the unnamed senator was Spartacus.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2021 02:26 PM (xSnmX)

489 You say, "This guy in charge of props for the movie was a reckless idiot."
I say, "He's Capitol Police material."
Potato, po-tah-to

Posted by: Michael Byrd at October 27, 2021 02:26 PM (qmsOW)

490 {{{{Jordan}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 27, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

491 Turkey is a runaway train heading toward a collapsed bridge. We should probably be putting someone competent there.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (7MBHe)
**********
Flake is an idiot, but which Dem would you suggest that is competent?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:27 PM (NpAcC)

492 471 "I'd rather have Flake in Turkey than in the US."

Turkey is a runaway train heading toward a collapsed bridge. We should probably be putting someone competent there.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (7MBHe)

Whoever is there is just going to be sitting on the cowcatcher as the train plunges off the bridge.

And in that regard, Flake watching as the ground approaches is a very poetic justice end.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 02:27 PM (Ojki1)

493 >>12 Now we know how Harry Reid lost an eye.

Folks, we have a winner!

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at October 27, 2021 02:27 PM (jSz/T)

494 For the forcible dodo my not being rape I meant in the "media betters" camp.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:23 PM (G2zl5)


Ahhhh okay sorry I misunderstood.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:27 PM (mf5HN)

495 https://tinyurl.com/3tp5t2mk

Hahahahaha!

Meghan McCain melts down about Ivanka and Jared at her dad's funeral. Twitchy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:28 PM (7MBHe)

496 My vote is that the unnamed senator was Spartacus.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2021 02:26 PM (xSnmX)

Booker wasn't a senator when Trump married Melania

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 02:28 PM (mR6Gs)

497 Supposedly Sundowner picked the Ho, anyone else to replace her might have more ambition to take out Sundowner.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 02:28 PM (2JoB8)

498 Watching King of the Hill episode where Cotton died. Just noticed his hospital room number was 237. I'm sure intentional as a joke.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 02:28 PM (2DOZq)

499 Turkey is a runaway train heading toward a collapsed bridge.

We should probably be putting someone competent there.
Posted by: squid_hunt


Why? The US is in the same situation and they don't give a shit about competency.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 02:28 PM (OCTRt)

500
ROFL: Daily Mail asked how did Florida end with the best Coof case and death rates despite DeSantis not imposing mask or vax mandates. It's inexplicable.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
health/article-10136983

It's very explicable. Virus gonna virus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (Mzdiz)

501 If Flake would marry Winnie the Pooh and then marry Jen Psaki, he would be Flake-Winnie-Psaki.

Posted by: irright at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (SchQD)

502 >>Huma always did strike me as enigmatic.
She knows things.
.......

I especially like that twirly tongue thing.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (v0R5T)

503 And if the VP spot does somehow open up, the GOP will toe the line. Why?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
==============
I said why.

No Republicans (even Senators) want Pelosi next in line.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (ITJyK)

504 Huma. That's a lovely name. Would you like some cream in your coffee?

Posted by: Bond, Senator Bond at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (Gl5SH)

505 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center love VP Horris. She be the best VP ever and she has done a grate job as a Senater and did a grate job at are southern border. You do not see any stories on CNN about the border since she took charge. We should all be proud of her and cannot weight for he to be President in 2022.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (otFiP)

506 I'm a gen-xer trapped in the middle. I have distrust, fantasies of revenge, seething rage, and sarcasm. Mostly sarcasm.
Posted by: banana Dream

Might I add - fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms to your list?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (mD/uy)

507 500
ROFL: Daily Mail asked how did Florida end with the best Coof case and death rates despite DeSantis not imposing mask or vax mandates. It's inexplicable.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
health/article-10136983

It's very explicable. Virus gonna virus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (Mzdiz)

===========

It's inexplicable based on their models. But their models can't be wrong. They were built by experts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

508 I always lean waaaay back and thrust my hips as far forward to shoot. That way I look cool.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (o2MD2)

509 Meghan McCain melts down about Ivanka and Jared at her dad's funeral. Twitchy.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:28 PM (7MBHe)


Which month?

Posted by: Wally at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (qmsOW)

510 Yes, but Saudi intelligence =
1. Where the best hookers are in Bahrain.
2. The best place in Mecca to take your nephew on Man-Love Thursdays.
3. The latest STDs affecting goats in Riyadh.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (xSnmX)

511 he was replaced by two women - one of whom is black - as part of diversity and inclusion program..

Yeah, firing someone merely because they are a white male does seem open to legal action.

And I too have problems with the term "reverse discrimination". That's like "reverse infidelity" it presumes one side is always the victim by definition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

512 Just start thinking about who this could possibly be in 2005. Obama. Biden. John Kerry. Here's a question. Were there any unmarried Democrat senators in 2005?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (G2zl5)

513 > My vote is that the unnamed senator was Spartacus.


I think it was Eric Swalwell. With the tongue and all that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (BFigT)

514 Turkey is a runaway train heading toward a collapsed bridge. We should probably be putting someone competent there.

Let me introduce you to Deputy Chief of Mission Scott M. Oudkirk, US Embassy Ankara.

"A career member of the Senior Foreign Service, Mr. Oudkirk previously served in both Ankara and Istanbul for seven years across two assignments and extended temporary duty."
...
"and is the father of three children, all of whom were born in Turkey."

He's the guy who actually will be running the Embassy.

Flake can go to parties.

https://tr.usembassy.gov/our-relationship/dcm/

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (I2/tG)

515 methinks Huma is FOS

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (DJFLF)

516 And if the VP spot does somehow open up, the GOP will toe the line. Why?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


That depends. What does Pzifer and Google say?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (1t5dY)

517 I'm a gen-xer trapped in the middle. I have distrust, fantasies of revenge, seething rage, and sarcasm. Mostly sarcasm.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 02:25 PM (f6xX0)


Gen X were the kids that the Boomers had. Millennials, at least through middle part of that generation, were the kids the Boomers wanted.


Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (mf5HN)

518 493 >>12 Now we know how Harry Reid lost an eye.

Folks, we have a winner!
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at October 27, 2021 02:27 PM (jSz/T)


Bob Dole's boner poked it out?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (s2VJv)

519 >>> ROFL: Daily Mail asked how did Florida end with the best Coof case and death rates despite DeSantis not imposing mask or vax mandates. It's inexplicable.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
health/article-10136983

It's very explicable. Virus gonna virus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (Mzdiz)


The people there commenting state rather assuredly it's because everyone in Florida has died now.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (f6xX0)

520 >>> 506 I'm a gen-xer trapped in the middle. I have distrust, fantasies of revenge, seething rage, and sarcasm. Mostly sarcasm.
Posted by: banana Dream

Might I add - fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms to your list?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 02:29 PM (mD/uy)

No one expects banana Dream!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (ACi07)

521 I think it was Eric Swalwell. With the tongue and all that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (BFigT)
++++
That motherfucker better not be cheating on our honeypots.

Posted by: CCP Intelligence Services at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (DU+/6)

522 "clearly, Florida is lying about its death rates!"
--Covid Panic victim

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

523
"Then, in an instant, it all changed. He plopped down to my right, put his left arm around my shoulder, and kissed me, pushing his tongue into my mouth, pressing me back on the sofa."

Sounds like something a Biden would do.

Or maybe lizardfaced Blumenthal

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 27, 2021 02:32 PM (7Q9HM)

524 "He's the guy who actually will be running the Embassy. Flake can go to parties."

Can't wait for that Haley/Flake vote for president.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:32 PM (7MBHe)

525 508 I always lean waaaay back and thrust my hips as far forward to shoot. That way I look cool.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (o2MD2)

-----
Yes, and the buttstock always gets nestled against your bicep. It's just better that way.

Posted by: 496 at October 27, 2021 02:33 PM (VJsqe)

526 NOOD POLLS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 02:33 PM (DU+/6)

527 Nood.

Posted by: 496 at October 27, 2021 02:33 PM (VJsqe)

528 Jeff Flake ambassador to Turkey

What an insult.

Posted by: Turkey at October 27, 2021 02:33 PM (v0R5T)

529 I suspect Huma pulled a Kamala, taking a knee and gargling. She only "remembered" it later because the Senator involved, most likely one of those going all-out on Kavanaugh, failed to repay the favor later on, and she was "triggered" seeing him get air time.

Posted by: Sam at October 27, 2021 02:34 PM (ohyxL)

530 How would using the 25th amendment get rid of Kamala Harris? O.k. she waves her hands around a lot and uses exaggerated faces when talking to child actors about space, but what does Jill Biden think that has to do with mental or physical incapacity?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 02:34 PM (ueGNX)

531 Gen X were the kids that the Boomers had

Most of Gen X were born to Silent Generation parents, the post Greatest Gen folks. But there's always overlap, and disagreement with definition. For example, most consider 1962 to be boomer but... culturally they were Gen X. That was the first year of preppies.

And while people have been trained like clapping seals to hate preppies, they were a Reaganesque reaction to the excesses of 70s disco crap and the mangy hippies their older siblings were. Preppies went "the hell with that, lets start dressing nice and acting decent"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

532 I always lean waaaay back and thrust my hips as far forward to shoot. That way I look cool.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (o2MD2)


Holding your gun sideways helps, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 02:34 PM (vfeXL)

533 Were there any unmarried Democrat senators in 2005? Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (G2zl5)

Like that matters?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 27, 2021 02:34 PM (BMmaB)

534 And just like that, we're back to "The Audacity of Grope"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2021 02:34 PM (WtWcG)

535 Not my first but
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 02:35 PM (2JoB8)

536 Jill Biden think that has to do with mental or physical incapacity?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 02:34 PM (ueGNX)

No Ed.D.

So she must be a retahd or somethin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2021 02:35 PM (WtWcG)

537 473 @ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: White male marketing VP David Duvall at North Carolina hospital WINS 10-MILLION 'REVERSE DISCRIMINATION' payout after he was replaced by two women - one of whom is black - as part of diversity and inclusion program..
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 02:21 PM (NpAcC)
++++
No. A thousand times, no. It is not "reverse" racism or "reverse" discrimination. It is discrimination or racism or bigotry. Full damn stop.

The implication - and it is hugely nefarious - of "reverse discrimination" is that discrimination or racism or bigotry are naturally white-on-non-white. That would make the opposite - non-white-on-white - an aberration and notable.

But that's bullshit. Bigotry isn't naturally something white people do and that non-whites don't do. Bigotry is bigotry. No more, no less. I *despise* the "reverse racism" trope.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The words racism, racist, nativist, colonialism, and colonialist are all Anti-White words aimed at White People by those with White Genocide plans. I do not acknowledge or use the language of my enemies.
Fuck them to hell. They can seethe and dilate while I say Anti-White

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 27, 2021 02:35 PM (jtv19)

538 -
My vote is that the unnamed senator was Spartacus.
-
----------------------

UGH. I'm not Spartacus!
I'm not Spartacus!
.. I'm not Spartacus!... I'm not Spartacus!
I'm not Spartacus!...
...

Posted by: and endless cacophony at October 27, 2021 02:36 PM (SchQD)

539 She was disowned.....until the inevitable divorce, when she was accepted back into the family
Posted by: JoeF.

She wasn't disowned. Just uninvited for awhile.
Posted by: rickb223

Not Chosen for a while.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 27, 2021 02:36 PM (d9FiS)

540
Meghan McCain melts down about Ivanka and Jared at her dad's funeral. Twitchy.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 02:28 PM (7MBHe)



Back fat fat's back.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 27, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

541 Jumped into the comments, saw the first one, and my faith in humanity was restored.

Posted by: Lost My Cookies at October 27, 2021 02:39 PM (Jpg9a)

542 Unwanted touch is not sexual assault, forgetting a sexual assault is bullshit you remember who where when what happened your thoughts feelings what was said what was unsaid Who did what and why regrets and remorse at what was not done! Dems are fucking sick fucking evil gahhhhh! Spit.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 27, 2021 02:40 PM (0OmEj)

543 39 Ok, let me get this correct...

Being forcibly sodomized by a boy in a skirt = not rape

Being kissed by some Senator after you went to his room and got comfortable with him = rape

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 01:28 PM (ESjRY)

------------------

They think we are all stupid. What's more, staying friendly with him says he tried, she shied. Meh.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 27, 2021 02:40 PM (sNzkE)

544 I, um, had a paper sack with a million dollars cash inside, and I forgot where I put it. Somebody owes me a million dollars.

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 27, 2021 02:42 PM (MVjcR)

545 Plus interest!

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 27, 2021 02:42 PM (MVjcR)

546 Plus damages!

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 27, 2021 02:42 PM (MVjcR)

547 Just start thinking about who this could possibly be in 2005. Obama. Biden. John Kerry. Here's a question. Were there any unmarried Democrat senators in 2005?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2021 02:30 PM (G2zl5)

Democrats? They don't need to be unmarried.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 02:43 PM (VwHCD)

548 Gen X were the kids that the Boomers had. Millennials, at least through middle part of that generation, were the kids the Boomers wanted.

I'll be keeping that one. Spot on.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 27, 2021 02:45 PM (BIr2W)

549 Maybe the esteemed Senator forgot to email a picture of his pecker so she would know what the purpose of the meeting was?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 27, 2021 02:52 PM (jsWA8)

550 Couldn't have been Teddy if they were having coffee. Maybe Bill Nelson as a connection to the Florida mention? Then again, who cares?

Posted by: Brandon at October 27, 2021 02:54 PM (YvjBX)

551 It's obvious the senator is Hillary.
==
Right.
Obviously!

Posted by: i'm so tired of clown world at October 27, 2021 03:03 PM (aBGmE)

552 BREAKING: Investigation underway after Kentucky high school hosts drag pageant featuring male teens in lingerie giving lap dances to staff

https://tinyurl.com/ydl28ulb
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

What the????? In olden times, the bodies of the "teachers" would already be swinging from lampposts. Maybe even burn down the school as a monument to their folly.
==
Well that's not very PROGRESSIVE of you! I mean what are you a cave man?! Do you draw with charcoal on your walls at home?

Posted by: Modern Modernity of Moderness being Mod at October 27, 2021 03:15 PM (v12PX)

553 In 2005, the median age of a U.S. Senator was 62 years. Ain't it great we pay them handsome salaries until they cash in with lobbying firms when they leave office, and can have Viagra-fueled romps along the way.

Posted by: Art Deco at October 27, 2021 03:16 PM (1BrBu)

554 A) Not even with Ace's dick.

B) She's shocked that a guy tried to kiss her after he invited her up to his apartment and she said yes? Did she think ge wanted to play checkers?

Posted by: Rbastid at October 27, 2021 04:19 PM (pjQjB)

555 After working for the Clintons, I'm sure a wet tongue was shocking to her.

Posted by: Bob at October 27, 2021 05:35 PM (d+5Bz)

556 Her husband was busy with underaged girls

Posted by: Gonzotx at October 27, 2021 07:20 PM (arxua)

557 The Senator then went on to talk about his blond hairy legs and he ask her if she wanted to touch them....

Posted by: ERF at October 27, 2021 08:25 PM (qqD/x)

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