LOL: Adele Knocked Out of Top Position on iTunes Charts by Not One But Two "Let's Go Brandon" Songs

81 million votes. The most voted-for president in history.

Like Saddam Hussein. He was very, very popular too.

Adele is probably the biggest female pop singer in the world.

And she can't keep a single in the number one position due to all that massive popularity of Joe Biden that's driving the incredible success of two anti-Joe-Biden songs.

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Former Fox gossip blogger and accused corporate softboy Roger Friedman shrieked over losing the top pop position to this "moronic" song.

Two "moronic" songs, Roger. Do some fact-checking for once.

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I know the Loza Alexander song, which is a fun, light schoolyard taunt.

Here he is on Eric Bolling's show on Newsmax.


The Brandon Gray rap is more serious and political. He's saying a lot of something here.


Lyrics here. They're something, all right.


[Intro: Joe Biden speech:]

The various shots the people are getting now cover that
They're-, they're-, they're okay
You're not gonna-, you're not gonna get COVID if you have these vaccinations

[Brandon Gray:]
Somebody gotta do it
Ayy

[Chorus: Bryson Gray]
Let's go, Brandon
I keep a drum like I'm Nick Cannon, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy (Brrt, brrt)
Let's go, Brandon
Pandemic ain't real, they just planned it, ayy, ayy (They just planned it)
Let's go, Brandon
When you ask questions, they start bannin', ayy, ayy (Facts)

...

Biden said the jab stop the spread, it was lies (I remember)
How you woke, but you haven't opened your eyes? (You ain't see)
These politicians are demons, just in disguise (Facts)
Look at Kyrie Irving and Nicki Minaj (Let's go)
Look at Australia, that's what's comin' next if we don't stand up
Stop complyin' with them takin' our rights, it's time to man up
'Publicans votin' for red flag laws, that's just what I can't trust
If you ask questions 'bout the vax, then they gonna ban us (It's true)
Ayy, this is 'bout control, everybody knows
Everyone complies weigh the cons and pros

I don't need a plane, I just hit the road
I do what I want, I can't sell my soul
Market 'bout to crash, this is what you chose
Ruinin' the country, I think that's the goal

You gon' take the mark, I take narrow roads
I'm a man of God, I can never fold

This guy's slamming "'Publicans" for voting for Red Flag laws?


#Based.

I don't agree that the pandemic was planned, but a few points on that:

1, artistic expression isn't always literal. This is a song, not an essay.

2, I don't have to agree with all to find value in some.

3, between the "respectable opinion" types who want to ban all speech they disagree with -- to protect the uneducated masses from dangerous misinformation! -- and those who speak forbidden speech, even forbidden speech I disagree with -- I support the forbidden speakers.

I'm sick to death of Establishment drulls telling me what I can say and what I can hear in order to "protect" me from mimetic contagion.

Fuck off, losers. Sort your own thinking out before you try to fix others'.

Posted by: Ace at 04:28 PM




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1 Awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:28 PM (Ez6QX)

2 Lesko Brandon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2021 03:28 PM (JUOKG)

3 I'm sick to death of Establishment drulls telling me what I can say and what I can hear in order to "protect" me from mimetic contagion.

Mimetic Contagion would be an excellent name for a rock band.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:28 PM (ZsR3z)

4 I thought Adele was an enemy of the left now because she...

*checks notes*

lost weight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

5 and not first because I stopped to read the content.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2021 03:29 PM (JUOKG)

6 I should at least hear these

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 03:29 PM (2JoB8)

7 5 and not first because I stopped to read the content.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2021 03:29 PM (JUOKG)

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?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

8 I new threadered

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2021 03:30 PM (4a9Vv)

9 Almost willowed:
>The price of a burrito at my favorite little Mexican restaurant just went up 20%.

Let's go Brandon
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 27, 2021 03:23 PM (7ZQe3)

A burrito at my favorite hole-in-the-wall was $5.49 a couple of years ago, IIRC. It's now $8.29.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 03:30 PM (cSs/W)

10 Most votes ever!!

Riiiiiight!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 03:30 PM (mD/uy)

11 I thought Adele was an enemy of the left now because she...

*checks notes*

lost weight.



She seems to be a genuinely happy person with real talent, so that makes her an enemy of the left.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

12 If Covid misinformation should be censored, why isn't social media censoring Biden's claim that you can't get Covid if you are vaccinated?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2021 03:31 PM (I2/tG)

13
Roger Friedman is a racist. Why does Roger Friedman hate black peoples?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 03:31 PM (e5LQi)

14 Almost willowed:
>The price of a burrito at my favorite little Mexican restaurant just went up 20%.

Let's go Brandon
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 27, 2021 03:23 PM (7ZQe3)

A burrito at my favorite hole-in-the-wall was $5.49 a couple of years ago, IIRC. It's now $8.29.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 03:30 PM (cSs/W)


We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner the other night. A CUP OF COFFEE was $2.49.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)

15 Perhaps we can find a compromise. Perhaps Adele would be willing to sing her favorite rendition of "Let's go Brandon" during halftime at an NFL game.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2021 03:31 PM (TNyrE)

16 You can plan for an opportunity even when you can't control when the opportunity arrives (or if).

Anyone think they haven't done that for decades?

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 27, 2021 03:32 PM (OUMaO)

17 I'm sick to death of Establishment drulls telling me what I can say and what I can hear in order to "protect" me from mimetic contagion.
Fuck off, losers. Sort your own thinking out before you try to fix others'.

++++
Nicely put.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 03:32 PM (DU+/6)

18 I like the Loza version better.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 27, 2021 03:32 PM (LaNzR)

19
I hear Adele did the song for the bad Bond movie. I hear it sucks.

And I pronounce her name Ad-a-Lay.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 03:32 PM (e5LQi)

20 Remember when that racist Trump helped create conditions for record Black wealth creation and employment?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:33 PM (vnhb5)

21 I wish Adele would do a "Let's Go Brandon" cover

Posted by: IanDeal at October 27, 2021 03:33 PM (MGjjz)

22 Posted this earlier this morning...

The veteran that stopped the armed robbery gets an award for valor. This guy has got to be a moron!

@ArtValley818_

Love this guy!

https://tinyurl.com/ygvvtmct

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 03:33 PM (cF8AT)

23 Adele has a lovely voice but her songs are so-so; Skyfall was good.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2021 03:33 PM (hV9ir)

24 Perhaps we can find a compromise. Perhaps Adele would be willing to sing her favorite rendition of "Let's go Brandon" during halftime at an NFL game.

I'd settle for CeeLo Green singing a medley of his hit.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (ZsR3z)

25 Nothing to see here, move along...
https:// www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/ event201/

Posted by: Bill Gates at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (ACi07)

26
Is Adele still skinny, or is she fat again? I figure she'll be the Oprah of the music world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (Mzdiz)

27
Did Ace mention this? I didn't read the post.

One of those Fuck Joe biden songs were BANNED on Youtube for "medical misinformation."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (e5LQi)

28 She is no enemy of the left, she is the left.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (mHOXD)

29 "Sort your own thinking out before you try to fix others'"

I believe this verse is called "free-stylin'"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (fs1hN)

30 This kind of "music" makes me wretch, but I'm glad these guys are getting a lot of attention. If this sort of thing continues, the media might actually be forced to admit something's up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (sWM8x)

31 Of course, it was planned. Google the Military games that were in Wuhan right before the big breakout. Perfect vectors.


And the jackass voting for Red Flag laws was Dan Crenshaw. DO. NOT. TRUST.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (DcKNO)

32 clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!, biotches!!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (ufFY8)

33 Two hits by black rappers going after Joe Biden.

Remember, before the leaky faucet in Atlanta the vote totals said that Trump was about to do better with the black vote, and especially the male black vote, then any Republican in living memory.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (ESjRY)

34 "the biggest female pop singer"

I thought it was Lizzo.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (qpX6U)

35 Eat all the dicks, Roger Friedman.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (5aFbR)

36 "Moronic Anti-Biden Song"
.......

OK which one of you guys did this?

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

37 ...and they know this is "temporary" because??
I can't believe Yoogle Toob let it go this long before "correcting" their algorithm.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (lGrs1)

38 Remember when that racist Trump helped create conditions for record Black wealth creation and employment?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:33 PM (vnhb5)


Serious question, and not trying to start a fight. How come you capitalize "black"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)

39 38 Remember when that racist Trump helped create conditions for record Black wealth creation and employment?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:33 PM (vnhb5)

Serious question, and not trying to start a fight. How come you capitalize "black"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

FIGHT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

40 Two hits by black rappers going after Joe Biden.

This terrifies the Dems. Pucker factor Delta!

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (ZsR3z)

41 >>> 31 Of course, it was planned. Google the Military games that were in Wuhan right before the big breakout. Perfect vectors.


And the jackass voting for Red Flag laws was World Economic Forum member Dan Crenshaw. DO. NOT. TRUST.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (DcKNO)

Posted by: AoS Style Guide at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (ACi07)

42 And the jackass voting for Red Flag laws was Dan Crenshaw. DO. NOT. TRUST.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (DcKNO)

You're saying we should keep an eye on him?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (5aFbR)

43 "Market 'bout to crash,"

??

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (qpX6U)

44 The Spanish Inquisition felt much the same way Ace, dabbling in unapproved thought was not only going to imperil your soul to torment in Hell, and seduce others as well, but would also lead you into treason against the Crown.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (KbLYZ)

45
She seems to be a genuinely happy person with real talent, so that makes her an enemy of the left.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

_________

Leftists will froth at the mouth should some artiste say, "I'm just an all-American girl who wants some loving by a good man."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)

46 How difficult would it be to convince Slayer to do a Dr. Fauci ditty?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (Gl5SH)

47 I don't agree that the pandemic was planned....Ace


Sorry to disagree with you, but Fauci "announced" it was going to happen in early 2017.
They had "planned" on Hillary! being President, and this country would have more closely resembled what is going in in New South Wales (Australia).

Too many coincidences that just "happened" because of the Covid19 outbreak.
And this was all anticipated , and the new buzz word now is a "Global Reset" to make a New World Order, a World Government, out of the intentional mess made by the Lockdowns, etc.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (vcOmj)

48 Novelty songs have periodically been a serious problem for music charts. Novelty songs (and acts) disrupt chart positions for legitimate popular music. This is embarrassing for someone like Adele who is always a top-five and usually a number-one act, but it is devastating for acts that are pushed out of the Top 40. When a novelty song pushed number 40 to number 41, that song no longer gets radio play in such heavy rotation. This is punishing to marginal acts that are trying to make their way into the music market and the success of these kinds of songs are unfairly damaging to real efforts.

These novelty songs and acts should not be considered for chart positioning, as it acts as an oppressive force on legitimate artists.

Posted by: Your Kid's Music Industry Professor at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (DU+/6)

49 Adele is a pretty cool chick from what I've seen. She was funny on Car pool karaoke .

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (2DOZq)

50 Adele is like Taylor Swift. I know who they but never heard any of their songs.

Except for that one by Swift that gets played at the grocery store ALL the time.

Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (88xKn)

51 Smoke on the Brandon.

Posted by: Deep Purple at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (gw0nT)

52 >We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner the other night. A CUP OF COFFEE was $2.49.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)

My kiddo was hungry for hot wings and I looked up the BWW prices online, then decided I'd make some for him from scratch at home in the air fryer.

But yeah, they probably have to jack up the price of the low-tier drip coffee just to try to recoup all of the money they are losing between trying to hold food prices down when their raw materials cost is blowing up and having to offer $17/hr to idiots because they're competing with Uncle Sugar Bux.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (cSs/W)

53 I thought it was Lizzo.
Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM (qpX6U)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (Ez6QX)

54 "Sorry to disagree with you, but Fauci "announced" it was going to happen in early 2017. "

Link?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (7MBHe)

55 Oof. Work wants me to expand on my religious exemption request. Can I tell them my religion. Well yes, Christian, but I'm not a church member.

Fook Joe Biden and the commies. Abortion is legal because to outlaw it is an invasion of privacy but I have to explain my beliefs to HR to not take a stupid shot? THIS BS is why I'll count the short term turmoil worth the long term peace of mind if they don't grant the exemption. Its really NUNYA business what is at the root of my moral objections you stupid Borg.

Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (pxVvf)

56 Way willowed:
Preorder my book The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World on Amazon. - JJ
-----
ProTip: Can you make the price an even $25.00 to get free shipping? ;-)


I broke my Amazon boycott so I can review it.
BTW, to get free shipping (otherwise $9.00) you have to get the order over $25.00, so I ordered a $0.77 1 lb box of baking soda. Voila: free shipping.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (EughT)

57 Somebody mentioned that today is National Black Cat Day. Two points:

1) Every day is black cat day, as far as the black cats are concerned

2) Why not on 10/31? Too easy?

Miss Linda said for years that October was my black cat Wolf's month. I said every month was his month.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (txdEq)

58 https://youtu.be/06bhL_HcDbo
The top Let's go Brandon
Supposedly only 6,588 hits

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 03:38 PM (2JoB8)

59 I'm sick to death of Establishment drulls telling me what I can say and what I can hear in order to "protect" me from mimetic contagion.

I saw Mimetic Contagion open for Establishment Death at the Metra back in 1998.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2021 03:38 PM (68WvR)

60 Serious question, and not trying to start a fight. How come you capitalize "black"?

*

Same reason my phone will occasionally submit question6 instead of question?

Laziness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:38 PM (vnhb5)

61 >Anyone think they haven't done that for decades?
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 27, 2021 03:32 PM (OUMaO)

I absolutely believe that they have an op plan for just about everything. Look how fast they roll out 1000-page legislation after some kind of "national tragedy".

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 03:38 PM (cSs/W)

62 Lets Go Brandon!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (CcOog)

63 The Spanish Inquisition felt much the same way Ace, dabbling in unapproved thought was not only going to imperil your soul to torment in Hell, and seduce others as well, but would also lead you into treason against the Crown.

Posted by: Kindltot

The Spanish Inquisition was largely looking for people, Spaniards, who had "collaborated" with the Moor Occupation (ie, the Muslims). The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

64 I think Adele is a great talent, I don't really know her politics. Bet she's a lefty though.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (nxdel)

65 We are so turning cyberpunk

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (XvPQV)

66 We know what they sayin', yo!

Posted by: Hip Hophead at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (WmGrA)

67 FIGHT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)


No! I've seen some Morons do it and I was wondering if I missed a meeting or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (Ez6QX)

68 One of those Fuck Joe biden songs were BANNED on Youtube for "medical misinformation."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (e5LQi)
= = = = = = =

You can't stop the signal, Mal.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (prSvo)

69 "I'm sick to death of Establishment drulls telling me what I can say and what I can hear in order to "protect" me from mimetic contagion."

This has happened all through history. We just have to get smarter about how we say it.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall..."

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (7MBHe)

70 Never heard an Adele song, and not really interested in hearing the Brandon songs.

Then again, I don't bother with iTunes.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (IE0b8)

71 The schadenfreude is sooooo delicious.

Posted by: GWB at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (excGT)

72 Here Comes the Brandon.

Posted by: George Harrison at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (gw0nT)

73 Sorry to disagree with you, but Fauci "announced" it was going to happen in early 2017.

*

The blueprint turned up not too long ago. Shockingly accurate. I'll see if I can track it down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vnhb5)

74 We have a national day for firecrackers?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (o2MD2)

75 Oof. Work wants me to expand on my religious exemption request. Can I tell them my religion. Well yes, Christian, but I'm not a church member.

Posted by: PaleRider

No! Tell them to fuck themselves. If you answer in any manner, they will argue back that true 'xxxxx' doesn't believe this or that.

It's none of anyone's business what, or if, you practice.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (mD/uy)

76 65 We are so turning cyberpunk
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (XvPQV)

==========

I can't wait to redesign my...hair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

77 I was listening to Adele's new 30 album this weekend and really like it. However, I love that these two moronic songs are at the top. The media is gnashing their teeth.

Also, former Marine in AZ stopped an armed robbery and was awarded Yuma County's top civilian award for his bravery. Dude showed up at the award's ceremony wearing a MAGA hat and a Let's GO Brandon T-Shirt.

81 million votes my ass.

Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (oiNtH)

78 >>> 55 Oof. Work wants me to expand on my religious exemption request. Can I tell them my religion. Well yes, Christian, but I'm not a church member.

Fook Joe Biden and the commies. Abortion is legal because to outlaw it is an invasion of privacy but I have to explain my beliefs to HR to not take a stupid shot? THIS BS is why I'll count the short term turmoil worth the long term peace of mind if they don't grant the exemption. Its really NUNYA business what is at the root of my moral objections you stupid Borg.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker at October 27, 2021 03:37 PM (pxVvf)

I may have to plagiarize heavily from this comment. Especially the "stupid Borg" part.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (ACi07)

79 Brandon, you've a fine drool

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (ZsR3z)

80 Does not knowing who Adele is flag me as over 29?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)

81 I've had to listen to a lot of Adele songs (girlfriend did karaoke versions) and my opinion is that Adele is the soundtrack every menopausal cat-lady hears in her head as she constructs the narrative of her life.

Posted by: Christopher B at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (jotq3)

82 I thought Adele was an enemy of the left now because she...

*checks notes*

lost weight.
*
She seems to be a genuinely happy person with real talent, so that makes her an enemy of the left.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021


***
One of Miss Linda's "female magazines" has a cover story on Adele. She's been working out and lifting. I've always thought she had a perfect face; now the rest of her looks healthy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (txdEq)

83 64 I think Adele is a great talent, I don't really know her politics. Bet she's a lefty though.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (nxdel)

That or she'll be pushed into being a leftie. I think that's what happened to Taylor Swift, in large part - her vicinity to the entertainment industry pushed her down that path.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (5aFbR)

84 No! I've seen some Morons do it and I was wondering if I missed a meeting or something.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

I don't get it either.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (IE0b8)

85 I blame the white patriarchy!

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (49ssQ)

86 Brandon Gray: The only play you can execute is a fumble.

Truth.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (7F9te)

87 Why aren't the rappers apologizing and groveling the outraged wokistas? It's as if they aren't scared of a twitter mob.

Posted by: Ripley at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (MxEKc)

88 "Adele is like Taylor Swift. I know who they but never heard any of their songs."

Same here, except I did hear the "Skyfall" theme. Meh.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (qpX6U)

89 Aren't those both the same song? Or maybe I just can't tell the difference. All those rap songs look the same to me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 03:40 PM (wAnMi)

90 For fun, pretend that Adele (as someone mentioned earlier) contacted one of those rappers and worked together on it. Oh, man, the heads that would explode.

Fun indeed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (DcKNO)

91
The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

_________

Almost everything people were taught about the Inquisition is wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (/U27+)

92 Does not knowing who Adele is flag me as over 29?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021


***
She sang the main theme to the Bond movie Skyfall in 2012. That's all I really know about her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (txdEq)

93 4 I thought Adele was an enemy of the left now because she...

*checks notes*

lost weight.
______________

I listened to her song the other day, just out of curiosity. Supposed to be about her "horribly painful divorce" or some such. Basically, the lyrics seem to just be her excusing herself for adultery. "Take it easy on me, don't judge me for cheating on you, I was young and wanted to screw around, so hey can you really blame me?" Okay, that's not a direct quote, but that's the gist of it.

She seems like a lefty.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (k4dH2)

94 I assume Scientologists have no problem getting an vax exemption.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (2DOZq)

95 Also fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (XvPQV)

96 The Spanish Inquisition was largely looking for people, Spaniards, who had "collaborated" with the Moor Occupation (ie, the Muslims). The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)


During the early 1700's? OK.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (KbLYZ)

97
61 million voters created 81 million votes in a landslide victory for Joe Biden. You can't top that level of enthusiasm, despite the words of some rap artists.

Posted by: Kurt's Mom at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (dQvv7)

98 Shaddapa You Face was a great novelty song.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (V8zw+)

99 LET'S GO BRANDON - EXTENDED VERSION - (OFFICIAL AUDIO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkpvePFzJ78

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (Do5/p)

100 MATACA - Make Texas A Country Again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)

101 I guess it's just me - I don't see this as much more than everyone latching on to the meme of the moment. Oh, I don't deny there is anger, frustration and bitterness out there at the lies, the force, the stupidity and the in-your-face smugness of Stinkfinger's junta. . .

I'm giving this a month or two before LGB is as relevant as "heeeeyyy, Macarena!"

Yes, I am just that cynical.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (2JVJo)

102 I liked Adele's Skyfall.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (DcKNO)

103 I listened to her song the other day, just out of curiosity. Supposed to be about her "horribly painful divorce" or some such. Basically, the lyrics seem to just be her excusing herself for adultery. "Take it easy on me, don't judge me for cheating on you, I was young and wanted to screw around, so hey can you really blame me?" Okay, that's not a direct quote, but that's the gist of it.
___

Seems that I'm not missing anything by not listening to her songs.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (IE0b8)

104 The Spanish Inquisition was largely looking for people, Spaniards, who had "collaborated" with the Moor Occupation (ie, the Muslims). The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

During the early 1700's? OK.


They hold a grudge, those guys.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (ZsR3z)

105 One of the rap songs seems like a low effort grift to me.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (V8zw+)

106 No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (prSvo)

107
The Spanish Inquisition was largely looking for people, Spaniards, who had "collaborated" with the Moor Occupation (ie, the Muslims). The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

True

So many of the religious wars and was really about POLITICS more than religion.

Henry VIII always considered himself a Catholic, he simply refused to recognize the Pope as leader since he was Italian and thousands of miles away and the political ally of the King's enemies.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)

108 106 No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (prSvo)

=========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

109 "Sorry to disagree with you, but Fauci "announced" it was going to happen in early 2017. "

Link?
Posted by: squid_hunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puqaaeLnEww

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (vcOmj)

110 >>> 63
.....
The Spanish Inquisition was largely looking for people, Spaniards, who had "collaborated" with the Moor Occupation (ie, the Muslims). The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

They *did* get the spiffy red uniforms right though.

Posted by: Spanish Inquisitors at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (ACi07)

111 I was out fishing while checking email on the work laptop the other day. hooked a fish and the pole knocked my computer off the rail. there it went tumbling to the bottom

it was a Dell

rolling in the deep...


try the veal,

tip your waitress.

I'll be here all week...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (8D42x)

112 When I saw the other day that the Adele song was at the top of the chart, I went looking for it to hear it. Most depressing song I have ever heard. Immediately went to Fancy Like which is just fun and happy. If you haven't heard it, it's worth a listen and watch the video.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (Y+l9t)

113 Extended version lyrics: https://bit.ly/3GwjRQL

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (Do5/p)

114 https://youtu.be/qr_F_XQrukM
Loza Alexander's Let's Go Brandon
3million 700 thousand hits, more like it

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (2JoB8)

115 The Weird Al parody is gonna be awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

116 I'm giving this a month or two before LGB is as relevant as "heeeeyyy, Macarena!"

Yes, I am just that cynical.


No, you're correct. However, what WILL remain is the realization that everyone hates Biden. That will endure.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (ZsR3z)

117 I'm giving this a month or two before LGB is as relevant as "heeeeyyy, Macarena!"


drunk people will still be dancing to it 25 years from now at weddings?

Posted by: brak at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (I4hmj)

118 I'm giving this a month or two before LGB is as relevant as "heeeeyyy, Macarena!"

Yes, I am just that cynical.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (2JVJo)
= = = = = = = =

But "Fuck Joe Biden" has staying power.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 27, 2021 03:43 PM (prSvo)

119 I've had to listen to a lot of Adele songs (girlfriend did karaoke versions) and my opinion is that Adele is the soundtrack every menopausal cat-lady hears in her head as she constructs the narrative of her life.
Posted by: Christopher B

See #77 - I'm wounded!

Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (oiNtH)

120 I don't think I have ever listened to an Adele song?

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (N70Am)

121
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

_________

It's the Comfy Chair for you, Mister.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (/U27+)

122 Banh mi is one of my favorite cheap and tasty meals around here. The sammiches at the best local place were three dollars and change a few years ago, and now they're around five. Still very cheap in comparison to other prepared food, but that's now just about the absolute floor for a cheap meal that's not a McDouble and an ice water.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (cSs/W)

123 For the first time in my life there's rap music I can get behind.
Hood rats and rednecks unite!

Also, obligatory, Fuck joe biden
jay inslee can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (BSV0x)

124 ace doesn't think this was all planned. We just happened to have a national "emergency" that wasn't, really. Except that it served as the excuse to give certain governors emergency powers to override voting laws--and coincidentally, in the handful of states where trump was comfortably ahead, until voting was shut down, and then cardboard was put up over windows.

ace also doesn't think trump won, and steadfastly refuses to cover what the audits are finding.

And ace thinks we shouldn't vote, because what's the point, and that a national divorce is needed.

An interesting combination of talking points, that we see in other places, too

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (AwPyG)

125 During the early 1700's? OK.

They hold a grudge, those guys.
Posted by: pep

The Spanish Inquisition was started in 1478. That's what I am talking about.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (vcOmj)

126 I liked Adele's Skyfall.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (DcKNO)

That was a better Bond theme than many most of them. although Chris Cornell's was pretty good.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (mR6Gs)

127 *waves to sharon*

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (IE0b8)

128 >>> 108 106 No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (prSvo)

=========

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (ACi07)

129 Work wants me to expand on my religious exemption request. Can I tell them my religion. Well yes, Christian, but I'm not a church member.
Posted by: PaleRider


Ask them which religions they are planning to disallow, and for what legal basis.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (KbLYZ)

130 Adele is like Taylor Swift. I know who they but never heard any of their songs."---

Swift couldn't find a note with gps. Adele on the other hand is a fantastic singer.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (2DOZq)

131 Of course the pandemic was planned! It just took awhile for the foot soldiers to muster a coordinated strategy.
There is no other reason for these labs to be artificially creating viruses and cures on the infinitesimal chance that exact bug were to occur naturally. There is enough tape of illuminati types sperging about the what ifs of pandemics and agenda motives to make it likely.

Posted by: David Groenier at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (DwnPl)

132 Who Let the Brandon Out?

Posted by: Baha Men at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (gw0nT)

133 80 Does not knowing who Adele is flag me as over 29?
---
I'm right there with you, but that doesn't flag us. It's NOT CARING that I don't know who she is that flags me as over 29.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

134 Shaddapa You Face was a great novelty song.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 27, 2021


***
So were "Please, Mr. Custer" and "Does the Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (txdEq)

135 The Streisand effect is in full force. Would both of these be at the top if YT and IG hadn't banned that guy's song? I have to wonder. All it did was attract a lot of attention that might otherwise not be there.

Good. Fucktards need to burn.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (wAnMi)

136 F Joe Brandon!

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (MVjcR)

137 The Spanish Inquisition was largely looking for people, Spaniards, who had "collaborated" with the Moor Occupation (ie, the Muslims). The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)


It was mostly about Conversos: Jews and Muslims who had converted to Christianity and were accused of secretly practicing their old faith. That, and a lot of internal Spanish politics which used the accusation of secret Jews as a means of attacking the monarchy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (jOcSX)

138 128 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN?
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (ACi07)

==========

*clutches Junior close and points*

Look, boy...The wild and mysterious Ben Roethlisberger in his natural environment. Marvel in the natural glory...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

139 Oof. Work wants me to expand on my religious exemption request. Can I tell them my religion. Well yes, Christian, but I'm not a church member.


1. Tell them your attorney can explain more how conscientious objection laws work, if they need further explanation.

B. Perhaps the Lord is nudging you towards going to church.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (7F9te)

140 ZOD IMPERIAL BIRTHDAY.

Kneel.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (xK9An)

141 I Like Big Brandons, And I Cannot Lie

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

142 >The blueprint turned up not too long ago. Shockingly accurate. I'll see if I can track it down.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vnhb5)

It was called the "SPARS Pandemic Scenario"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (cSs/W)

143 Treason against the Crown is the bomb.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (lSV9+)

144 Swift couldn't find a note with gps. Adele on the other hand is a fantastic singer.

Agree. She sounds as good live as she does in the studio.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (ZsR3z)

145 I don't agree that the pandemic was planned, but a few points on that:
==
I do. So i agree with everything this guy is saying. And he's to the right of Ace.

In good conscious I can't chalk it up to coincidence, or an well orchestrated effort to capitalize on a remarkably timely, once in a lifetime event, that just happens to benefit the chinese and the deep state which then magically installed a chinese puppet in the whitehouse.

Odd things do happen, but the usually don't go all in one direction, at the exact right time.
Nah bro' That dude has validity. Props.

Posted by: if it looks, acts, smells, sounds, and is timed like an op, its an op at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (BUG7w)

146 Same reason my phone will occasionally submit question6 instead of question?

Laziness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:38 PM (vnhb5)


Heh, fair enough. Thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (Ez6QX)

147 137 The Spanish Inquisition was largely looking for people, Spaniards, who had "collaborated" with the Moor Occupation (ie, the Muslims). The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

It was mostly about Conversos: Jews and Muslims who had converted to Christianity and were accused of secretly practicing their old faith. That, and a lot of internal Spanish politics which used the accusation of secret Jews as a means of attacking the monarchy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (jOcSX)

The monarchy also used it to attack the nobility. And other countries and Protestants later used it to attack the Spanish as really being Jews and Moors.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (z5Vrg)

148 Don't Worry, Be Brandon

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (mR6Gs)

149 "Biden said the jab stop the spread,"

I seem to remember another president who pushed mightily to get out the vaccines quickly. Rotten eggs incoming now.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (qpX6U)

150 Kneel.
Posted by: ZOD
___

No.

But happy birthday anyway.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (IE0b8)

151 It was mostly about Conversos: Jews and Muslims who had converted to Christianity and were accused of secretly practicing their old faith

Inquisitor: DIE, LEAVE OR CONVERT!

Muslim: Um, ok, I converted n'stuff.

Second Inquisitor to First Inquisitor: You know...he might not have been completely honest with us here.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (ESjRY)

152 4 I thought Adele was an enemy of the left now because she...

*checks notes*

lost weight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

--------

They would love for her to die young and be a martyr for the cause.

Mama Cass 2: Obesity Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (49ssQ)

153
We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner the other night. A CUP OF COFFEE was $2.49.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)


Decent chain restaurant food, but I hate those guys. Used to hit the local BWW every month or so with the work crew (they loved the place). They had a big sticker on the door that said something like "we are proudly weapons-free" and a big gun with a circle/cross through it.

This, in fucking RURAL TEXAS.

Even worse, they didn't have the legal 30.06 or 30.07 notices up on the window, so the gun prohibition had no legal weight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (n+4am)

154 123 For the first time in my life there's rap music I can get behind.
Hood rats and rednecks unite!

Also, obligatory, Fuck joe biden
jay inslee can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (BSV0x)
= = = = = = = = =

You need to check out Tom McDonald. With songs like "Snowflakes", "White Boy", "No Lives Matter", the guy is fearless.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (prSvo)

155 I don't think I have ever listened to an Adele song?
Posted by: garrett


She's got a "big" voice, and can really belt out a song. And I can understand why some people really like her. It's not like she's an untalented hack. She is very talented.

It's just she doesn't appeal to me.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (vcOmj)

156 Thanks, Bozo.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (7MBHe)

157
lol @ McConnell

I love when Democrats shit on mitch mconnell. Fake "senator" ed markey says "Trump and mcconell stole two supreme court seats."

I don't understand why he said two, not three.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (e5LQi)

158 I think most have heard Someone Like You. It was her big hit 10 years ago.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (2DOZq)

159 Samson's anti-Biden raps are THE BEST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB_T54wg9KI

Posted by: Coki at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (qqf3C)

160 I don't agree that the pandemic was planned

The jury's still out on whether the release from the lab was accidental, but China appears to have been preparing for it. And whether US leftists (media, big tech, government, big pharma, and the tik tok nurses, for example) may or may not have had a hand in it, they certainly had a plan that went into motion once they had a "pandemic" to scream about.

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (kOpft)

161 Sympathy For The Brandon

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

162 Of course, it was planned. Google the Military games that were in Wuhan right before the big breakout. Perfect vectors.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 03:35 PM

Yep, after finding out about Event 201, I absolutely know it was planned. In fact, I *hope* it was planned. Because if you're going to tell me that you think the Left is so powerful and organized that they were able to turn a chance event of a "leaked virus" and within a few months force the entire world to lockdown and enact their Great Reset over the next 18 months. That is downright fucking scary.

So yeah, I am actually more comforted by the thought that this has been planned for years.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (Do5/p)

163 145 I don't agree that the pandemic was planned, but a few points on that:
==
I do. So i agree with everything this guy is saying. And he's to the right of Ace.

In good conscious I can't chalk it up to coincidence, or an well orchestrated effort to capitalize on a remarkably timely, once in a lifetime event, that just happens to benefit the chinese and the deep state which then magically installed a chinese puppet in the whitehouse.

Odd things do happen, but the usually don't go all in one direction, at the exact right time.
Nah bro' That dude has validity. Props.
Posted by: if it looks, acts, smells, sounds, and is timed like an op, its an op at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (BUG7w)

Whenever you seize an opportunity, things will all go the same way at once. The opportunity need not be caused by the seizer though. And the immediate effect was negative for China, they just made sure it would also be negative for everyone else.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (z5Vrg)

164 'Please, 25th, Don't Be Late"
-- The Chipmunks

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (txdEq)

165 Matt Drudge has to be pissed. Back when I read his website, every other article was about "Adele"

Posted by: Tums Festival at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (0mP7b)

166 Brandon The Run

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (mR6Gs)

167 -
Work wants me to expand on my religious exemption request.
------------

I know zip about the law, so don't follow my advice. My instincts would be to hunt around for a lawyer who hates this bs, and then respond to work with "Please address all further investigations into my personal religion to: The Law Firm Of etc.
My pull-it-outa-my-ass guess is a 90% chance they never ask again.

Posted by: irright at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (SchQD)

168 The monarchy also used it to attack the nobility. And other countries and Protestants later used it to attack the Spanish as really being Jews and Moors.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (z5Vrg)


Yup. Basically the whole country was on edge. IIRC the Church had conducted inquisitions previously but found nothing of note. When the accusations started again the Monarchy pushed for another, Torquemada got permission from the Church who frankly weren't particularly interested in the whole mess. Once word got back to Rome about what was happening actual Inquisitors were sent to take over the whole affair.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (jOcSX)

169 I think Adele is a great talent, I don't really know her politics. Bet she's a lefty though.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (nxdel)

she's a brit so .... sucker bet she's a lefty

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (8D42x)

170 I listened to her song the other day, just out of curiosity. Supposed to be about her "horribly painful divorce" or some such. Basically, the lyrics seem to just be her excusing herself for adultery. "Take it easy on me, don't judge me for cheating on you, I was young and wanted to screw around, so hey can you really blame me?" Okay, that's not a direct quote, but that's the gist of it.

She seems like a lefty.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 03:41 PM (k4dH2)October 27, 2021 03:42

============

That's the gist of pretty much every Adele song.

Agree she's got an awesome voice, and don't know her politics (assume left as a default) but a Taylor Swift comparison is apt - every single one of them is about her bad judgement in men.

Posted by: Christopher B at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (jotq3)

171
The foreign invasion is only hours away, a couple of days, I believe. Just in time for election day, which is nice.

So expect the Democrats and Fake News to ramp up some big hoax to dominate the fake news cycle for the next week.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (e5LQi)

172 Hier Kommt Brandon

Posted by: Die Toten Hosen at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (V8zw+)

173 Man Arrested For Threatening To Kill Matt Gaetz Worked For CNN, ABC, NBC

https://tinyurl.com/453bnuxk

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (IE0b8)

174
I just saw this last night. The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security did a coronavius pandemic simulation scenario paper back in 2017. Here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/w8c8aph8

They called it "SPARS 2025" for St. Paul Acute Respiratory Syndrome which started in St. Paul in 2025.

It goes like this: Govts and social media create a panic over a fast spreading virus with a low fatality rate. Panic causes vaccines to be developed rapidly that aren't tested properly. It goes on....

Read it. It's like a script.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (Mzdiz)

175 27
Did Ace mention this? I didn't read the post.

One of those Fuck Joe biden songs were BANNED on Youtube for "medical misinformation."
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 03:34 PM (e5LQi)

So now YouTube is presenting itself as the place to get sound medical information?

Seems like there's a lawsuit there somewhere.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (UuD2k)

176 I've had to listen to a lot of Adele songs (girlfriend did karaoke versions) and my opinion is that Adele is the soundtrack every menopausal cat-lady hears in her head as she constructs the narrative of her life.
Posted by: Christopher B

See #77 - I'm wounded!
==
I too am wounded.

Posted by: 50's white male, with hairy butt, deep voice, scarred knuckles and multiple kids, and I don't care w at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (9h04y)

177 I Want to Hold Your Brandon

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (mR6Gs)

178 In A Gadda Da Brandon.

Posted by: Iron Butterfly at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (gw0nT)

179 Swift couldn't find a note with gps. Adele on the other hand is a fantastic singer.
_____________

Adele definitely has a great set of pipes, but I find her song lyrics vapid.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (k4dH2)

180 Banh mi is one of my favorite cheap and tasty meals around here. The sammiches at the best local place were three dollars and change a few years ago, and now they're around five. Still very cheap in comparison to other prepared food, but that's now just about the absolute floor for a cheap meal that's not a McDouble and an ice water.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen


Bowl of Pho.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (OCTRt)

181 "For the first time in my life there's rap music I can get behind. Hood rats and rednecks unite!"

Ugh.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (qpX6U)

182 170 That's the gist of pretty much every Adele song.

Agree she's got an awesome voice, and don't know her politics (assume left as a default) but a Taylor Swift comparison is apt - every single one of them is about her bad judgement in men.
Posted by: Christopher B at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (jotq3)

==========

No wonder they speak so much to the contemporary female generation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

183
Yep, after finding out about Event 201, I absolutely know it was planned. In fact, I *hope* it was planned. Because if you're going to tell me that you think the Left is so powerful and organized that they were able to turn a chance event of a "leaked virus" and within a few months force the entire world to lockdown and enact their Great Reset over the next 18 months. That is downright fucking scary.

So yeah, I am actually more comforted by the thought that this has been planned for years.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2021 03:48 PM (Do5/p)

Those protocols were long in place. They didn't have to set up a bureaucracy or anything for it. It wasn't assembled last year or the couple years leading up to it.

There are pre-existing (often stupid) plans to react in a huge way to various hypothetical events. Various doomsday or disaster scenarios.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (z5Vrg)

184 replying to a previous thread, here is some NoVA coverage from the trial.
The female minor's previous sexual history is being covered in the news because the assailant's attorney argued at trial that "since the teens had had sex in the bathroom previously, it was reasonable for his client to believe that was the purpose of this rendezvous."
So, he had a "reasonable expectation" of forcible sodomy.

https://tinyurl.com/2mzt9dwy

Posted by: barbarausa at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (W7IZQ)

185 173 Man Arrested For Threatening To Kill Matt Gaetz Worked For CNN, ABC, NBC the FBI.

https://tinyurl.com/453bnuxk
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (IE0b

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (UuD2k)

186 Zod, rather stand and give you a Happy Birthday

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (2JoB8)

187 Second Inquisitor to First Inquisitor: You know...he might not have been completely honest with us here.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (ESjRY)


Funny enough, for the most part they were honest. They converted, settled into a new life, but kept some of the cultural aspects which was part of the problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (jOcSX)

188 99 LuftBrandoons

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (mR6Gs)

189 We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner the other night. A CUP OF COFFEE was $2.49.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021


***
BWW: Overpriced fast food.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (txdEq)

190 I haven't even thought of Drudge for months until the last couple days when he was mentioned on here.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (7MBHe)

191 >>> 124 ace doesn't think this was all planned. We just happened to have a national "emergency" that wasn't, really. Except that it served as the excuse to give certain governors emergency powers to override voting laws--and coincidentally, in the handful of states where trump was comfortably ahead, until voting was shut down, and then cardboard was put up over windows.

ace also doesn't think trump won, and steadfastly refuses to cover what the audits are finding.

And ace thinks we shouldn't vote, because what's the point, and that a national divorce is needed.

An interesting combination of talking points, that we see in other places, too
Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (AwPyG)

???

Do you believe the audits are relevant in any way - not just by revealing there are more asshoes than we imagined, but having any *material* effect whatsoever? Say everyone who is eligible to vote, votes in all of the elections up to and including the 2024 presidential election. Do you really believe we are going to vote our way out of this?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (ACi07)

192 The Spanish Inquisition was started in 1478. That's what I am talking about.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (vcOmj)


that is true, but all bureaucracies, it had mission creep and was still going strong centuries later.

I admit the black legend is nowhere as nasty as what actually happened in, say, Haiti. The Inquisition was a political movement in a kingdom that supported itself on the traditional pillars of nobles and clergy, and a lay population trying to push itself into either one of those statuses.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (KbLYZ)

193 Adele definitely has a great set of pipes, but I find her song lyrics vapid.

Would you go so far as to say jejune?

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (ZsR3z)

194 "160 I don't agree that the pandemic was planned"

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2021 03:47 PM (kOpft)

--

You might ... after you watch this and recall who was embedded in 2020: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3WUv5SV5Hg

All of the docs are on Johns Hopkins' Center for Health Security.

Posted by: Coki at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (qqf3C)

195 Covid blueprint below.

It's all on purpose.

They killed your relatives on purpose. Don't look away. I know your brain wants to rationalize it and find excuses. But it's true. They killed your relatives on purpose.

This is all planned. The wef has been very open about the need for a catalyst to destroy capitalism. Their literal slogan in June 2020 before Biden took it? Build Back Better.

https://urlchill.com/9VODJ

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (vnhb5)

196 she's a brit so .... sucker bet she's a lefty
==
even their righties are lefties

Posted by: Peirs Morgan at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (D29Qt)

197 Two hits by black rappers going after Joe Biden.

Remember, before the leaky faucet in Atlanta the vote totals said that Trump was about to do better with the black vote, and especially the male black vote, then any Republican in living memory.


Which is why they're suddenly replacing the African-American voters with Haitians.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (ZGrMX)

198 I have become convinced the pandemic absolutely was intentionally spread and all went horribly awry; governments worldwide will topple because of it. I resisted this until it became painfully obvious the vaccines were more than just fanatical religious madness. The vaccines are to control and, like their efficacy, that, too, will fail. Our evil overlords, fortunately, are as retarded as the sick society they created.

Even if that's wrong (it is not, but for the sake of argument), the United States government is reviled by its people now even more than Tsarist Russia was at the New Year of 2017.

Way to go, Brandon.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (PwmMm)

199 My homies and me buying some rope
For the criminal politicians shooting kids up wit' dope
Same old experiment right out of Tuskeegee
Ain't happening to me I'm a man that's free
I don't a need a passport for you to see
To buy anything or even take a pee
Just keep on gibbering with yo words so random
You just a sponge brain puppet so Let's Go Brandon.

Now Break.

Posted by: M.C. Rapper Rapperstein Rapperwitz at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (LaNzR)

200 I Want to Hold Your Brandon
Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021


***
"I Saw Brandon Standing There"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (txdEq)

201 191 Do you believe the audits are relevant in any way - not just by revealing there are more asshoes than we imagined, but having any *material* effect whatsoever? Say everyone who is eligible to vote, votes in all of the elections up to and including the 2024 presidential election. Do you really believe we are going to vote our way out of this?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (ACi07)

==========

The only potential material result from the audits was state level governmental fixes to voting processes. Some states have made progress. Some have not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

202 Agree she's got an awesome voice, and don't know her politics (assume left as a default) but a Taylor Swift comparison is apt - every single one of them is about her bad judgement in men.
Posted by: Christopher B at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (jotq3)

Same with Joni Mitchell when you get right down to it.
So what?
She's still great.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (mR6Gs)

203 Taylor Swift v Adele.

I know which one I would rather have sit on my face...but I can't speak to their singing

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (N70Am)

204 >>186 Zod, rather stand and give you a Happy Birthday Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (2JoB

(Scowls, considers, strokes chin, kills something)

Acceptable.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (xK9An)

205 Living, Loving, Brandon

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (mD/uy)

206 Their literal slogan in June 2020 before Biden took it? Build Back Better.

The Clinton Foundation said they were going to "Build Haiti Back Better" in 2011 according to recently rediscovered video.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (ZGrMX)

207
Somebody mentioned that today is National Black Cat Day.

Go out with a bang!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (63Dwl)

208 So, he had a "reasonable expectation" of forcible sodomy.

How do these people not burst into flames?

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (ZsR3z)

209 I meant Joni is great, not Taylor

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (mR6Gs)

210 And thank you, Skip.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (xK9An)

211 Grass roots revolt can start with such minor things. Youtube is full of even more Let's Go Brandon content

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (CYnTg)

212 It was mostly about Conversos: Jews and Muslims who had converted to Christianity and were accused of secretly practicing their old faith. That, and a lot of internal Spanish politics which used the accusation of secret Jews as a means of attacking the monarchy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

The monarchy also used it to attack the nobility. And other countries and Protestants later used it to attack the Spanish as really being Jews and Moors.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I didn't want to drag the whole "Jewish" question into this, but there was a Spanish term for Jews who were forcibly converted to Christianity...Moran. And funny, that was my late friend's last name. His father was born in Spain around the turn of the 20th century.
And it was not that the Spanish Inquisition didn't have ugly aspects, but it was also about driving out the Moorish influence. The Moors had occupied Spain for centuries before they were finally driven out.
Even now, Muslims dream of re-occupying Andalusia, their name for Spain. Because really, who wants to live in some crappy desert?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 03:52 PM (vcOmj)

213 Agree she's got an awesome voice, and don't know her politics (assume left as a default) but a Taylor Swift comparison is apt - every single one of them is about her bad judgement in men.

I'm a fan. And for those who are tuned into the Rick Beato Expanded Universe, Tim Pierce played guitar on her records.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)

214 Adele is a boring singer with a good voice.

Posted by: Coki at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (qqf3C)

215 Read it. It's like a script.

*

Publius and I posted the same piece. Note that it's not an article. It's the document from John's Hopkins. They're very open about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (vnhb5)

216 Taylor Swift v Adele.

I know which one I would rather have sit on my face...but I can't speak to their singing
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2021 03:51 PM (N70Am)

Adele looks a lot better now than Swift. Of course IMHO. Ten years ago reverse that.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (2DOZq)

217 148 Don't Worry, Be Brandon

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (mR6Gs)

--------

Corn Pop could make a fortune releasing a cover version of:

"Brandon, you're a swine man
What a good knife you would be"

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (49ssQ)

218 Biden's Big Build Back Better Bountiful Boondoggle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (63Dwl)

219 48 Novelty songs have periodically been a serious problem for music charts. Novelty songs (and acts) disrupt chart positions for legitimate popular music.

pretty sure that's one of them thar oxymorons, like jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

220 Taylor Swift v Adele.

I know which one I would rather have sit on my face...but I can't speak to their singing


Classic overcompensation.

Posted by: Dr. Beverly Hofstadter at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (ZsR3z)

221 Davai, Brandon!

Posted by: Poyehali! at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (I2/tG)

222 219 48 Novelty songs have periodically been a serious problem for music charts. Novelty songs (and acts) disrupt chart positions for legitimate popular music.

pretty sure that's one of them thar oxymorons, like jumbo shrimp.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

=========

Gate keeping.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

223
The rappers say
Brandon, you're a fine guy
What a good wife you would be
But who could steal a wife that's a he?

Posted by: Pete & Chasten at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (a3Q+t)

224 female minor's previous sexual history is being covered in the news
==
WUT?! I'mma let you finish but that right there, was not something that was done when the perp was not wearing a skirt and calling himself charleen.

Posted by: Well the feminists ever wake up and realize they have been unrolled and left in the gutter like a us at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (8vdN/)

225 Nobody's Fault But Brandon's

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

226 Smells Like Teen Brandon.

Posted by: Nirvana at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (gw0nT)

227 Almost everything people were taught about the Inquisition is wrong.

Almost everything people have been taught about Christianity is wrong. This book is a good corrective:

https://tinyurl.com/2xvvmmus

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (2JVJo)

228 {{{SMH}}}

So enjoyed getting to talk to you, especially the stories about kids and grandkids.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (Y+l9t)

229 1. Tell them your attorney can explain more how conscientious objection laws work, if they need further explanation.

B. Perhaps the Lord is nudging you towards going to church.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (7F9te)

While both of these options are great...i like #1 because it says "fuck you" more elegantly.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (IJES/)

230 Happy Birthday, ZOD!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)

231 @bluestein3m

Just in: Former U.S. Sen. David Perdue is seriously considering mounting a primary challenge against Gov. Brian Kemp, which would set up a divisive showdown between two of Georgia's biggest political figures in the 2022 election

https://tinyurl.com/yfa7fqxy

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (cF8AT)

232 FNC is proud to call the #1 spot for....Adele!

Posted by: Bret Baier at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (ITJyK)

233 The female minor's previous sexual history is being covered in the news because the assailant's attorney argued at trial that "since the teens had had sex in the bathroom previously, it was reasonable for his client to believe that was the purpose of this rendezvous."
So, he had a "reasonable expectation" of forcible sodomy.
____________

The problem with that argument is that they had NOT had anal sex before, although dude--in-a-dress had requested it. Girl had said no to it. So he grabbed her in the bathroom and simply forced her to do it.

And that's a crime, no matter how you spin it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (k4dH2)

234 Fun fact:

Only three nations in the world refused the vaccine.

The leaders of those three nations are all dead and have been replaced.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (vnhb5)

235 "Almost everything people have been taught about Christianity is wrong. This book is a good corrective:

https://tinyurl.com/2xvvmmus"

Not the Bible?

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (qpX6U)

236 The other thing Adele has going for her is that her records sound like....records. The piano sounds like a piano, the drums sound like drums, the strings are real.
And her voice doesn't sound like a disembodied autotuned disaster.

Her records are well-produced.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (mR6Gs)

237 HAIL ZOD!

Happy birthday!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (W2Pud)

238 Taylor Swift v Adele.

I know which one I would rather have sit on my face...but I can't speak to their singing


Both can sit on my face, if they just take turns. I'm not going to kick either out of bed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (jOcSX)

239
Good. And I'm surprised Apple hasn't just pulled these songs from iTunes. This is getting embarrassing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (/KPLX)

240
Swift couldn't find a note with gps.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (2DOZq)


That's what Autotune software is for.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (n+4am)

241 Thanks, Jordan!

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (xK9An)

242 replying to a previous thread, here is some NoVA coverage from the trial.
The female minor's previous sexual history is being covered in the news because the assailant's attorney argued at trial that "since the teens had had sex in the bathroom previously, it was reasonable for his client to believe that was the purpose of this rendezvous."
So, he had a "reasonable expectation" of forcible sodomy.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (W7IZQ)


The most dangerous time for a woman in a relationship is when she decides to leave it, or an abusive partner believes she is about to leave. This is the point when violent assaults tend to occur.

Saying NO could be understood as I am leaving, and this time appears to have been followed by an assault.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (KbLYZ)

243 Posted by: Coki at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (qqf3C)

It's nice to see that not reading ace's content continues to be a tradition.

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (kOpft)

244 Adele definitely has a great set of pipes, but I find her song lyrics vapid.

Would you go so far as to say jejune?
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:50 PM (ZsR3z)

Anodyne, even?

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (4I/2K)

245 Preorder my book The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World on Amazon. - JJ
-----
ProTip: Can you make the price an even $25.00 to get free shipping? ;-)

I broke my Amazon boycott so I can review it.
BTW, to get free shipping (otherwise $9.00) you have to get the order over $25.00, so I ordered a $0.77 1 lb box of baking soda. Voila: free shipping.

Funny, a search for "The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World" came back with a completely different book: "Black Heroes: A Black History Book for Kids: 51 Inspiring People from Ancient Africa to Modern-Day U.S.A. (People and Events in History)"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (CcOog)

246 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
=====
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN?
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (ACi07)
==========
*clutches Junior close and points*
Look, boy...The wild and mysterious Ben Roethlisberger in his natural environment. Marvel in the natural glory...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

You want Promulthios
You'll settle for Promesteus
You'll get Promethius

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (IJES/)

247 Like a Brandon.

Posted by: Madona at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (gw0nT)

248
Brand-on the Run, Brand-on the run,
And Dementia man,
And the Fauci Klan,
Were jabbing everyone
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (7F9te)

249 I coulda beena contendah. Instead of a bitch, which is what I am.

Posted by: Charlotte Church at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (sWM8x)

250 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
California county shuts down In-N-Out for refusing to enforce state vax mandate

https://tinyurl.com/kztwbp5b

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (NpAcC)

251 Agree she's got an awesome voice, and don't know her politics (assume left as a default) but a Taylor Swift comparison is apt - every single one of them is about her bad judgement in men.

Well that makes sense since almost every song by a guy is about getting pussy. Balances out.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (2DOZq)

252
Brand-on the Run, Brand-on the run,
And Dementia man,
And the Fauci Klan,
Were jabbing everyone
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (7F9te)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (/KPLX)

253 Brbrbrbrbrbrbrandon. Brbrbrbrbrbrbrandon. You got me rocking and a reeling......

Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (gLRfa)

254 I thought they were banned but trying to stop rap artists won't be easy.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (2JoB8)

255 I read that Adele multitracks her voice on every recording.

Her singing puts me to sleep. It's elevator music.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (2xGy+)

256 Geeze that second song, uh... that's not poking fun at the chant, that's not mocking the media thats... straight up "you're not fooling us and you keep pushing there's gonna be trouble"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

257 Thanks, Jordan!
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (xK9An)


Perhaps someday I will actually get to meet you and not just admire you from afar from the other side of the room.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)

258 >>So, he had a "reasonable expectation" of forcible sodomy.

Dog-bites-man story. And now, the weather. Doug?

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (xK9An)

259 Too bad rap is so toxic to listen to. Even when rappers say something that I agree with, the mode of presentation makes me want to garotte them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (P3gRi)

260 Almost everything people were taught about the Inquisition is wrong.

I've long said that the Inquisition is better argued as a point of pride for the West. Generally it was a massive improvement over what came before. The goal was to separate questions of a religious nature from secular courts, to have them evaluated by competent scholars rather than the local baron or priest, and to give those accused of heresy the chance to defend themselves, including providing assistance in preparing a defense.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (jOcSX)

261 Brand-on the Run, Brand-on the run,
And Dementia man,
And the Fauci Klan,
Were jabbing everyone
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (7F9te)

Beat me to it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (/KPLX)

Ahem, see #166

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)

262 The other thing Adele has going for her is that her records sound like....records. The piano sounds like a piano, the drums sound like drums, the strings are real.
And her voice doesn't sound like a disembodied autotuned disaster.

Her records are well-produced.


Right. They're actual studio musicians playing actual instruments. The fact that that's notable now is kinda funny and kinda sad.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

263 This leggy blonde in short shorts sings "Let's Go Biden" when she cruises around in her Mustang:
https://bit.ly/3BfObLO

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

264 That, and a lot of internal Spanish politics which used the accusation of secret Jews as a means of attacking the monarchy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 03:44 PM (jOcSX)


Like Believe All Women it was a way to force individuals out of entrenched power positions so the new group could fill them.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (KbLYZ)

265 Would you go so far as to say jejune?
__________

Yep, that too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (k4dH2)

266 >>257 Thanks, Jordan!
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (xK9An) Perhaps someday I will actually get to meet you and not just admire you from afar from the other side of the room.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)

Wear a crochet-cap made of human ears, and *I'll* find *you.*

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (xK9An)

267 Novelty songs have periodically been a serious problem for music charts. Novelty songs (and acts) disrupt chart positions for legitimate popular music.

Now hold on a danged minute. You saying Disco Duck was not legitimate music?

Posted by: Rick Dees at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (4I/2K)

268 Adele has a chin butt, so I have to go with Taylor. I don't like chin butts on a lady.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (UuD2k)

269 250 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
California county shuts down In-N-Out for refusing to enforce state vax mandate

https://tinyurl.com/kztwbp5b
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (NpAcC)

==========

Well, looks like they'll have a newly freed up set of management teams to help push the franchise eastward a bit more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

270 Anodyne, even?

Posted by: Count de Monet


Whoah, there's no need for that kind of language.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (ZsR3z)

271 The 4th song is the somewhat redneck Applebee's song.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (NpAcC)

272 Boling is difficult to look at. He should have allowed himself to age naturally.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (9IvoX)

273 A "Publican" was a Roman tax collector:

Publican-
one who farmed the taxes (e.g., Zacchaeus, Luke 19:2 ) to be levied from a town or district, and thus undertook to pay to the supreme government a certain amount. In order to collect the taxes, the publicans employed subordinates ( 5:27 ; 15:1 ; 18:10 ), who, for their own ends, were often guilty of extortion and peculation. In New Testament times these taxes were paid to the Romans, and hence were regarded by the Jews as a very heavy burden, and hence also the collectors of taxes, who were frequently Jews, were hated, and were usually spoken of in very opprobrious terms. Jesus was accused of being a "friend of publicans and sinners" ( Luke 7:34 ).

Posted by: jbspry at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (ATe9j)

274 I never thought I would like a rap song.... Buy-den can do anything!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (UUBmN)

275 Ahem, see #166

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)



I get bonus points for lyrics.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (7F9te)

276 I thought Adele was an enemy of the left now because she...

*checks notes*

lost weight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

Another generic pop tart I have never heard of. Just plain don't listen to Top 40 radio, not for a long, long time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (P3gRi)

277 It is pathetic that all the would be-tough guys, the protest song writing hippie wannabes, the "fight the machine" fake radicals are all toeing the establishment line, and only rappers have the pills to step up.

At least Clapton recorded a protest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

278 Sgt Brandon's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Posted by: The Beatles at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (gw0nT)

279 263 This leggy blonde in short shorts sings "Let's Go Biden" when she cruises around in her Mustang:
https://bit.ly/3BfObLO
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

==========

Pretty doesn't always have to be dumb, but oh well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

280 I don't go out of my way to listen to to Adele or Kelly Clarkson but I can appreciate how well they sing. Pink is another one with a great set of pipes.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (2DOZq)

281
Right. They're actual studio musicians playing actual instruments. The fact that that's notable now is kinda funny and kinda sad.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

And though I like her, I will admit that the reason above is why some--including me--overvalue her work.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)

282 I was okay with the blacks singing about raping and beating hoes and killing white people, but these new songs about questioning the government sound like white extremism!

Posted by: Typical "Racial Ally" White Liberal Woman at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (H8mJH)

283 269 250 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
California county shuts down In-N-Out for refusing to enforce state vax mandate

https://tinyurl.com/kztwbp5b
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (NpAcC)


I'm in NorCal and as far as I know we don't have to show proof of vax to go into a restaurant

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (0PUU9)

284 Brand-on the Run, Brand-on the run,
And Dementia man,
And the Fauci Klan,
Were jabbing everyone
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.
For the Brand-on the run, Brand-on the run.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (7F9te)

Well the coof exploded with a mighty crash as as it fell in to the lungs

and the first kung said to the second one I hope your having fun

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (M+Lyo)

285 This leggy blonde in short shorts sings "Let's Go Biden" when she cruises around in her Mustang:
https://bit.ly/3BfObLO
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

Her name is Sally by chance?

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (4I/2K)

286 >>268 Adele has a chin butt, so I have to go with Taylor. I don't like chin butts on a lady.

It's a dick rest.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (2xGy+)

287 a Taylor Swift comparison is apt - every single one of them is about her bad judgement in men.
Posted by: Christopher B at October 27, 2021 03:49 PM (jotq3)

taylor has 100 songs about ex boyfriends and zero songs about blow jobs.

now, i'm not saying those two facts are related, but i'm not saying they're not related either...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (8D42x)

288 >>only rappers have the pills to step up.

Slick Rick the Ruler. What say you, Ricky D?

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (xK9An)

289 ZOD, we got you a cake.

I hope we spelled the name right

https://tinyurl.com/55tbt8h6

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (KbLYZ)

290 Happy Zod day!

May the streets run red with the blood of your enemies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (XvPQV)

291 "I read that Adele multitracks her voice on every recording. Her singing puts me to sleep. It's elevator music."

I think Karen Carpenter was far more talented, and she used multitrack a lot. The only music that gets turned into elevator music is hits.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (qpX6U)

292 A "Publican" was a Roman tax collector

Yeah they had a sweet deal: they collected what was owed and anything else they were able to collect, they kept. So they were big on overcollecting and people hated them.

But I don't think that's what this dude is rapping about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

293 Almost everything people have been taught about Christianity is wrong. This book is a good corrective:

I prefer this one:

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (kOpft)

294 Well shit. Just got the notice at work about mandatory vaccination. Anyone have the language posted earlier this week for the exemption request?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (jOcSX)

295 At least Clapton recorded a protest.

Agree, but at his age and with his wealth, he's not really taking a big risk. Still, kudos.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (ZsR3z)

296 At work I hear all kinds of music, for rap it's tamer than tame

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (2JoB8)

297 Right. They're actual studio musicians playing actual instruments. The fact that that's notable now is kinda funny and kinda sad.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2021 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

And though I like her, I will admit that the reason above is why some--including me--overvalue her work.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (mR6Gs

Just saw a documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Very well done doc on these famous studio musicians.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (2DOZq)

298 Adele can sing. I like "Rollin in the deep "

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (M+Lyo)

299 Say what you want.

Ain't a lot of BOOMERS downloading these top two tunes.

Posted by: Golfman at October 27, 2021 04:02 PM (hOMhY)

300 >>It's a dick rest.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (2xGy+)

Sniper rest bag.

Send it send it send it.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 04:02 PM (xK9An)

301 "Just saw a documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Very well done doc on these famous studio musicians."

Recommended.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:02 PM (qpX6U)

302 I think Karen Carpenter was far more talented,
_______________

Karen did have a very beautiful voice. Wonderful tone.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 04:02 PM (k4dH2)

303 >>> 257 Thanks, Jordan!
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (xK9An)


Perhaps someday I will actually get to meet you and not just admire you from afar from the other side of the room.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)

ZOD *has* expressed interest in attending the next TX MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 04:02 PM (ACi07)

304 I agree, Trivial Pursuer.
The local wine moms (THE Chardonnay Antifa of the famous facebook group) are trying to spin that's why the school was going to handle it "in house" (smother with a pillow).
It was consensual, and the girl is just lying now.
No.
It was two counts of felony sexual assault.
(and the major media are spinning that by saying he wasn't "convicted". No, he wasn't. They apparently don't do that in juvenile court. he was found guilty.)
Kindletot, and it could also be that he groomed her a bit for the purpose of assaulting.
Robert had some great commentary on this early in last night's ONT.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (W7IZQ)

305 Karen did have a very beautiful voice. Wonderful tone.

She always sounded a bit thin to me.

Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (ZsR3z)

306 When Brandon Comes Marching Home Again.

Posted by: The S'uth at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (gw0nT)

307 Just saw a documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Very well done doc on these famous studio musicians.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (2DOZq)

One thing I learned from that doc is that if you really loved a song, they played on it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (KbCG3)

308 "Karen did have a very beautiful voice. Wonderful tone."

Once-in-a-century voice. And she played bass, drums, and produced,

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (qpX6U)

309 Almost everything people have been taught about Christianity is wrong. This book is a good corrective:

https://tinyurl.com/2xvvmmus
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 03:54 PM (2JVJo)


So do you categorically reject the Holy Bible as being the sole theological authority?

I'm certain that HW Crocker III was not inspired by the Paraclete in the authoring of that book.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (+LCoQ)

310
I wonder why Apple is special. All the other big tech companies would have nipped this in the bud as soon as they saw the first one rising past maybe #40.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (/KPLX)

311
There are some isolated vocal tracks of Karen Carpenter out there (search on it). It's mostly isolated, but she's playing the drums.

You can hear her voice alone singing some of her hits. You can see just how good her voice was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (Mzdiz)

312 Just saw a documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Very well done doc on these famous studio musicians.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (2DOZq)

Were they the ones Elvis used and then all the hippie bands of the 60's recorded with them because none of them could play for shit?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (UuD2k)

313 I was okay with the blacks singing about raping and beating hoes and killing white people, but these new songs about questioning the government sound like white extremism!

Yeah really

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

314 BRANDON
You've got me on my knees, BRANDON

Posted by: Eric Clapton at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

315 Adele has a chin butt, so I have to go with Taylor. I don't like chin butts on a lady.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (UuD2k)

Don't feel like going to a urban Dictionary. What's a chin butt?

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (2DOZq)

316
I read that Adele multitracks her voice on every recording.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (2xGy+)


Virtually everyone does that. It really fattens up the sound because no one can exactly reproduce the same performance, so there are random delays between the attack of the same note in the melody.

Guitarists do the same thing with their performances. Randy Rhodes was famous for it, EVERYTHING he played in the studio had multiple simultaneous tracks, including his lead breaks. That's one reason that his rather nasal, and borderline shitty guitar tone (coupled with his genius performances) became huge when the records were completed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (n+4am)

317 The sailors said Brandon, you're a good boy

What a good wife you would be

Posted by: Looking Glass at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (sWM8x)

318 Adele has an amazing voice, whoever is producing her is doing a disfavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

319 Talk about, pop musik, talk about...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (XvPQV)

320 Pretty doesn't always have to be dumb, but oh well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
++++
The dumb one is me.

.me shuffles off

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (DU+/6)

321 I Would love to see the data:

This is not hyperbole. Since January 2020, millions of Americans have assembled in public places to protest police brutality, systemic racism, and coronavirus protocols, among other things. A significant number of those protesters were confronted by counterprotesters visibly bearing firearms. In some of these cases, violence erupted. According to a new study by Everytown for Gun Safety and the Armed Conflict Location & Event Data Project (ACLED), one in six armed protests that took place from January 2020 through June 2021 turned violent or destructive, and one in 62 turned deadly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (2Vfvs)

322 304 I agree, Trivial Pursuer.
The local wine moms (THE Chardonnay Antifa of the famous facebook group) are trying to spin that's why the school was going to handle it "in house" (smother with a pillow).
It was consensual, and the girl is just lying now.

Are they actually going there? What about the girl at the other school? Was she asking for it too ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (0PUU9)

323 Don't feel like going to a urban Dictionary. What's a chin butt?
Posted by: Just a side note
___

A chin cleft.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (IE0b8)

324 320 Pretty doesn't always have to be dumb, but oh well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
++++
The dumb one is me.

.me shuffles off
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (DU+/6)

==========

You'll always be pretty, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

325 Chris Kohls AKA "Mr. Reagan" has a long interview with Loza up on Youtube. It's a good 'un.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (Bmy3R)

326 Thanks, Jordan!
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 03:55 PM (xK9An)

Perhaps someday I will actually get to meet you and not just admire you from afar from the other side of the room.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)


I have met Zod. A more intelligent, charming, erudite tyrant one could not hope to find.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (2JVJo)

327 "Just saw a documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Very well done doc on these famous studio musicians."

I saw it. So much fun to watch.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (nxdel)

328 At least Clapton recorded a protest.

Agree, but at his age and with his wealth, he's not really taking a big risk. Still, kudos.
Posted by: pep

Rolling Stone really came down HARD on Clapton for his "protest song". Yeah, the counter culture rebels are now inside the walls, running the show.
Effing Rolling Stone and their head fag, Jann Wenner.

Clapton had a REALLY bad reaction to his 2nd Astra Zeneca "jab", and his hands were in intense pain for weeks. Prior to his vaxxination, he had myopathy in his hands, and he knew his guitar playing days were numbered. After the vax, he thought his days of playing were over. He talked about it, and now he's a public enemy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (vcOmj)

329 Don't feel like going to a urban Dictionary. What's a chin butt?
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (2DOZq)

Nothing tricky, it's a dimpled chin that looks like a little butt on your face.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (UuD2k)

330 I have met Zod. A more intelligent, charming, erudite tyrant one could not hope to find.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (2JVJo)

Zardoz !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (M+Lyo)

331 Adele can't hold a candle to Haley...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB6HY8r983c

Posted by: fanboy at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM (gw0nT)

332 She always sounded a bit thin to me.
______________

Mean! I think the mother was the problem in that family. She was the real "Karen." Demanding and overbearing and always criticizing her poor daughter. It's a shame what happened to her. She should still be here, singing beautiful songs.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM (k4dH2)

333 Oh Brandon, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Brandon,
Hey Brandon

Posted by: Toni Basil at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM (4I/2K)

334 The local wine moms (THE Chardonnay Antifa of the famous facebook group) are trying to spin that's why the school was going to handle it "in house" (smother with a pillow).
It was consensual, and the girl is just lying now.


Excellent!
*tents fingers in anticipation of new meat*

Posted by: Satan at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM (ZsR3z)

335 Just saw a documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Very well done doc on these famous studio musicians.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (2DOZq)

Were they the ones Elvis used and then all the hippie bands of the 60's recorded with them because none of them could play for shit?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (UuD2k)

Pretty much though Glenn Campbell used them too and he was pretty damn good musician. He knew they made his records better.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM (2DOZq)

336 It's nice to see ...

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2021 03:56 PM (kOpft)

Read it. What do you think I missed?

Posted by: Coki at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM (qqf3C)

337 Adele is meh at best, IMO. She must be eating brunch, lunch, second lunch, and lunner this week.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM (VWp7G)

338 287
taylor has 100 songs about ex boyfriends and zero songs about blow jobs.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM

If she could sing the song about blowjobs while giving one, perhaps using a ventriloquist dummy...that's a show I'd like to watch receive.

Posted by: I denounce myself at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (H8mJH)

339 I have met Zod. A more intelligent, charming, erudite tyrant one could not hope to find.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (2JVJo)


He left the NoVaMoMe last year before I had a chance to meet him. *sigh*

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (a0u8+)

340 Brandon in the sky with diamonds...

Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (gLRfa)

341
I was looking for a wall calendar and saw one I was tempted to buy. "Nature's Butts." Pictures of rock formations and vegetation that look like asses, big or small. Lady YD said no.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (/KPLX)

342 1. It was two counts of felony sexual assault.

2. One count of fucking her in the ass and one count of making her suck his dick.

Which sentence pisses you off more? 1 or 2?
Because 2 is what he really did. Without the sugarcoating.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (OCTRt)

343 -
Pretty much though Glenn Campbell used them too and he was pretty damn good musician. He knew they made his records better.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:07 PM -
---------

He WAS one of them.

Posted by: irright at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (SchQD)

344 305 Karen did have a very beautiful voice. Wonderful tone.

She always sounded a bit thin to me.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (ZsR3z)

The puns have just begun.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (IJES/)

345 The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet

But Mel Brooks got it right, right ?

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (arJlL)

346 I think Adele is a perfectly fine artist for someone else to enjoy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (QU5/8)

347 A significant number of those protesters were confronted by counterprotesters visibly bearing firearms.

I'm pretty sure that "counterprotesters" is a euphemism for Law Enforcement.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (+LCoQ)

348 Donna, yes they are going there. That's what the rainbow activist woman said to the dad at the school board meeting that started the outburst he got arrested for.
The girl at the other school was grabbed and forced into an empty classroom. She got away and reported it to the school resource officer herself.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (W7IZQ)

349 Don't feel like going to a urban Dictionary. What's a chin butt?
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (2DOZq)

Nothing tricky, it's a dimpled chin that looks like a little butt on your face.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (UuD2k

The Kirk Douglas. Now I'm going to see him when I see Adele. Thanks.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (2DOZq)

350 Rolling Stone really came down HARD on Clapton for his "protest song". Yeah, the counter culture rebels are now inside the walls, running the show.

*in very soft voice*
Oh no. Not Rolling Stone.

Posted by: Eric Clapton at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (ZsR3z)

351 Oh, for heaven's sake, people, I am not rejecting the Bible! I merely think the book Triumph is a good corrective for people who have been force-fed the "religion is a lie and has caused more misery than anything else in history" garbage.

Those people won't read the Bible. They might read this book.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (2JVJo)

352 It's not like this is the 1st moronic song to ever top the charts.

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2021 04:10 PM (FZYNt)

353 Rolling Stone really came down HARD on Clapton for his "protest song". Yeah, the counter culture rebels are now inside the walls, running the show.

And they don't see the irony

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:10 PM (mR6Gs)

354 Adele has a chin butt, so I have to go with Taylor. I don't like chin butts on a lady.

It's a dick rest.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021


***
I like cleft chins on women. Sandra Bullock is another.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 04:10 PM (txdEq)

355 I read that Adele multitracks her voice on every recording.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 27, 2021 03:57 PM (2xGy+)


Virtually everyone does that. It really fattens up the sound because no one can exactly reproduce the same performance, so there are random delays between the attack of the same note in the melody.

Guitarists do the same thing with their performances. Randy Rhodes was famous for it, EVERYTHING he played in the studio had multiple simultaneous tracks, including his lead breaks. That's one reason that his rather nasal, and borderline shitty guitar tone (coupled with his genius performances) became huge when the records were completed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2021 04:04 PM (n+4am)

You all are welcome.

Posted by: Brian Wilson at October 27, 2021 04:10 PM (4I/2K)

356 I think Adele is a perfectly fine artist for someone else to enjoy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (QU5/


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 04:11 PM (a0u8+)

357 I am the God of Hell fire and I bring you

Brandon, I'll take you to burn
Brandon, I'll take you to learn
I'll see you burn

Posted by: Poyehali! at October 27, 2021 04:11 PM (I2/tG)

358 Taylor Swift is a ButterFace.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 27, 2021 04:11 PM (ukNFU)

359 Paint It, Brandon

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:11 PM (mR6Gs)

360 351 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:09 PM (2JVJo)

==========

How're the rewrites going?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

361 I know, rickb223.
What pisses me off most is that he just got moved, and if they had their way, it would still be freely happening.
And we pay for it.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (W7IZQ)

362 The Swampers have been known to pick a song or two.

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (MVjcR)

363 You know, the Clapton song "This Has Gotta Stop" and the Van Morrison song "Why Are You on Facebook" are both darn good, catchy tunes, besides having great messages.

I keep finding myself singing both of them after only a few listens. Good stuff, man. Styx's "Hold Back the Darkness" sounds to me like another protest-y anthem but I know they aren't going to outright cop to it.

People back home, wondering how have you been
It's been 29 days, have you gone out and made any friends?
Do you need any money, is there anything else we can send?
Please tell us you've stayed away from the darkness again

I wonder if you've ever known how it feels to be free
Well, one thing's for sure, you don't know what it's like to be me
I'm trying to break free from these chains, won't you give me a break?
Now, you just got to give me a chance to make my own mistakes

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (Bmy3R)

364 Keep On Brandon In the Free World

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (mR6Gs)

365 My path as a Christian:

I did not believe.

I sided with believers, because I could tell they were culturally correct.

I claimed to believe, but didn't practice. I could see those that told me it was fake were liars from the evidence of the world around me.

I awoke to the reality that it was completely true and began attending church.

I showed up for church an hour early because I forgot to set my clock back for daylight savings time and went into Bible study.

I now believe, I will never not believe, I am learning how to practice it. I will never stop learning.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (7F9te)

366 Multitrack, autotune, other voice effects are fine and dandy by me, as long as the finished product is listenable.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (qpX6U)

367 The change has come
Brandon's under my thumb

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (vcOmj)

368 290 Happy Zod day! May the streets run red with the blood of your enemies. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (XvPQV)

Thanks. Mrs. Zod has promised me a Sako Bavarian in .270.

Three happy dogs chez Zod, not just two.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (xK9An)

369 He WAS one of them.
Posted by: irright at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM (SchQD)

IIRC he was a studio musician before becoming famous that knew a few of the guys who later became known as The Wrecking Crew.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

370 >>>It's not like this is the 1st moronic song to ever top the charts.
Posted by: Rick in SK

See also: Rick Astley.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (VWp7G)

371 Are they actually going there? What about the girl at the other school? Was she asking for it too ?
______________

Yeah, it's a bit tough to spin the "this was just a lovers' spat" defense when dude-in-a-dress sexually attacked yet another girl a few weeks later.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (k4dH2)

372 Let's Go Brandon

Posted by: Prince at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (mR6Gs)

373
Karen Carpenter had a pretty wide vocal range. She had a good voice throughout that range, but the real magic was in the lower ranges, which she called "the basement".

The magic was in her basement.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (Mzdiz)

374 What pisses me off most is that he just got moved, and if they had their way, it would still be freely happening.
And we pay for it.
Posted by: barbarausa


Agree wholeheartedly.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (OCTRt)

375 Ray Epps confronted-Things that make you go hmmmm:
https://tinyurl.com/3ah42p9s

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

376 At least Clapton recorded a protest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

--------

Van Morrison has done a few -- perhaps even an entire album IIRC.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (49ssQ)

377 >>I have met Zod. A more intelligent, charming, erudite tyrant one could not hope to find.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:06 PM (2JVJo)

The Manchurian Zod.

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (xK9An)

378 I liked Adele's singing when she first started playing here in America, her voice and style reminded me of Bonnie Raitt

Posted by: kbdabear at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (qAR6u)

379 Karen [Carpenter] did have a very beautiful voice. Wonderful tone.

She always sounded a bit thin to me.
Posted by: pep at October 27, 2021


***
What has 12 gold records and picks at its food?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (txdEq)

380 I now believe, I will never not believe, I am learning how to practice it. I will never stop learning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
___

Amen.

Welcome to the fold.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (IE0b8)

381
How cute was Karen Allen?

Here she is in her bra and underwears:

https://youtu.be/5lw0G8iiSQk?t=113

*btw, the other girl in the scene was Big Pussy's wife on The Sopranos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (e5LQi)

382 1. It was two counts of felony sexual assault.
2. One count of fucking her in the ass and one count of making her suck his dick.
Which sentence pisses you off more? 1 or 2?
Because 2 is what he really did. Without the sugarcoating.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 04:08 PM


ATM? Which means neither a machine to disperse money or some sort of alternative tax method.

Just wondering how fvcked up skirt boy was.



Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (dQvv7)

383 Those people won't read the Bible. They might read this book.

Consider the audience when you say "all you have been taught about Christianity..."

Some of us have learned the original languages so that we can get around all of the "helpful" insights made by those who have a DIY theology.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (+LCoQ)

384 Thanks. Mrs. Zod has promised me a Sako Bavarian in .270.

Three happy dogs chez Zod, not just two.
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (xK9An)

I did not know ZOD could have happiness

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (M+Lyo)

385 IIRC he was a studio musician before becoming famous that knew a few of the guys who later became known as The Wrecking Crew.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

No, he was a member of The Wrecking Crew--and briefly, a touring member of the Beach Boys--whose records he played on anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (mR6Gs)

386 "Sheesh."

When you wrote "Almost everything people have been taught about Christianity is wrong" perhaps you meant to write '... history of Christianity since the New Testament.' I think that's where we got wires crossed.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (qpX6U)

387 Karen Carpenter had a pretty wide vocal range. She had a good voice throughout that range, but the real magic was in the lower ranges, which she called "the basement".

The magic was in her basement.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (Mzdiz)

Mine too! Pizza rolls, anyone?

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (4I/2K)

388 Van Morrison has done a few -- perhaps even an entire album IIRC.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 04:13 PM (49ssQ)

A double album!

The long, bluesy "The Long Con" is another winner, after the singles.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (Bmy3R)

389 How're the rewrites going?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)


Slowly. Moving Adele is all I've done so far. Am going to be plotting out a girlfriend for Toby this weekend.

I have your notes printed out, but this has been a week where I work until 10, go to bed and don't get up again until about noon, so not a lot of time to digest and respond. You made a lot of good points; I'll write you soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (2JVJo)

390 You all are welcome.
Posted by: Brian Wilson at October 27, 2021 04:10 PM (4I/2K)

He used the Wrecking Crew who came up with many of his famous licks.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:15 PM (2DOZq)

391 The truth about the Spanish Inquisition has been smeared over the centuries since then.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet


Someone did expect it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 27, 2021 04:15 PM (2Vfvs)

392 I now believe, I will never not believe, I am learning how to practice it. I will never stop learning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

"I am not the man I should be
But thank God I am not the man I used to be" - John Newton, author of "Amazing Grace"

We are all on the road to Damascus.
Vaya con Dios, Brother.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 04:15 PM (vcOmj)

393 If I've ever heard an Adele song, I didn't realize it.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 27, 2021 04:15 PM (f57R5)

394 Just wondering how fvcked up skirt boy was.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's


He's still breathing, so not enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2021 04:15 PM (OCTRt)

395 >>>Slowly. Moving Adele is all I've done so far. Am going to be plotting out a girlfriend for Toby this weekend.


Toby? Toby? Toby Wan, Toby Chong, f'n Charlie Chan.

Posted by: Mr. White at October 27, 2021 04:16 PM (VWp7G)

396 389 Slowly. Moving Adele is all I've done so far. Am going to be plotting out a girlfriend for Toby this weekend.

I have your notes printed out, but this has been a week where I work until 10, go to bed and don't get up again until about noon, so not a lot of time to digest and respond. You made a lot of good points; I'll write you soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (2JVJo)

=========

*thumbs up*

As long as I helped. Good luck!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 27, 2021 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

397 'Cause one is the loneliest Brandon that you ever knew
One is the loneliest Brandon , whoah, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since won't go away
Now I spend my time just making crimes of pay for play
One is the loneliest Brandon ...

Posted by: Three Dog-loop at October 27, 2021 04:17 PM (1t5dY)

398 Does Adele play for the Astros or Braves?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2021 04:17 PM (IHyjr)

399 I liked Adele's singing when she first started playing here in America, her voice and style reminded me of Bonnie Raitt
Posted by: kbdabear


I like Bonnie Raitt a lot more. Adele is just too much, and her songs are ....bleah. Others have illustrated this better.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 04:17 PM (vcOmj)

400
Karen Allen has a "butt-chin."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:17 PM (e5LQi)

401 No, he was a member of The Wrecking Crew--and briefly, a touring member of the Beach Boys--whose records he played on anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (mR6Gs

I stand corrected. That's what I get for starting the documentary 20 minutes in.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:17 PM (2DOZq)

402 Now I spend my time just making crimes of pay for play
One is the loneliest Brandon ...
Posted by: Three Dog-loop at October 27, 2021


***
"I must let the Brandon
I must let the Brandon
I must let the Brandon yawn --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2021 04:18 PM (txdEq)

403 Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (e5LQi)

I always thought she was adorable. Who's the guy? Can't remember his name but he had a great show on TV we used to watch.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 04:18 PM (nxdel)

404 Are they actually going there? What about the girl at the other school? Was she asking for it too ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM


1. Something wrong was done by an alphabet person.
2. Alphabet people can do no wrong
3. Therefore it is the non-alphabet-person's fault.

Posted by: leftist logix at October 27, 2021 04:19 PM (EughT)

405 Karen Carpenter had one of the most depressing songs ever , I believe written by her brother.

Say Goodbye to Love.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:19 PM (2DOZq)

406
I always thought she was adorable. Who's the guy? Can't remember his name but he had a great show on TV we used to watch.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB


Ken Wahl. His show was Wiseguy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:19 PM (e5LQi)

407 Van Morrison has done a few -- perhaps even an entire album IIRC.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic


Yeah, Van Morrison has been VERY outspoken about it.
The tyranny around Covid19 "plandemic".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 27, 2021 04:19 PM (vcOmj)

408 Are they actually going there? What about the girl at the other school? Was she asking for it too ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM


Maybe he needs deliverance

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)

409 >>>Ken Wahl. His show was Wiseguy.
Posted by: Soothsayer


One of my favorite all-time shows.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (VWp7G)

410 MP4 you are doing rewrites already?

Well.. I'm still gonna read it. I apologize for not getting to it sooner. This weekend. I'm one that likes to take 2 or 3 hours at a time reading.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (nxdel)

411 That's Just Brandon Sneaking Up On You.

Posted by: Bonnie Raitt at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (gw0nT)

412 Take Back the Culture.

Make Patriotic Americans Cool Again!

Mock the commie progressive perverts. Mock their failures, their depravity, and their hypocrisy.

Young people will notice if you point it out.

Posted by: rd at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (Z32m1)

413 Yeah, it's a bit tough to spin the "this was just a lovers' spat" defense when dude-in-a-dress sexually attacked yet another girl a few weeks later.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (k4dH2)
++++
Look, this polyamorous genderfluid relationship's domestic spats aren't worthy of national news coverage.

Posted by: The Washington Post, tomorrow at October 27, 2021 04:21 PM (DU+/6)

414 Thanks Sooth! I loved that show.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)

415 I seem to remember another president who pushed mightily to get out the vaccines quickly. Rotten eggs incoming now.
Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (qpX6U)

Well, Trump was hoping vaccines would stop the spread, probably based on lies fed to him by Fauci. But at the time, practically nobody knew otherwise. Now, it's getting plainer by the day, that the WuVax offers only a limited protection against getting seriously ill with the Coof, and at a great cost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 04:21 PM (P3gRi)

416 This reminds me of "Thanksgivingmanship," and I wondering if Ace might update the gambits for 2021.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at October 27, 2021 04:21 PM (tnzZy)

417 I think my favorite Carpenters song has to be the one where Karen threatens to deport her housekeeper if she doesn't learn English.

https://tinyurl.com/f8m6er2h

I am so, so not joking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2021 04:21 PM (Bmy3R)

418 Just saw a documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Very well done doc on these famous studio musicians.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM (2DOZq)

One thing I learned from that doc is that if you really loved a song, they played on it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 27, 2021 04:03 PM (KbCG3)


That's a great documentary, it was nice to see some of the inner workings. And it was pretty neat to find out the Carol Kaye was responsible for some of the coolest bass runs on the Beach Boys best. If you didn't have the arrangements worked out, these guys would do it on the fly. And we saw what happens when a few of them get together to form a band (I'm looking at you Toto).

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 04:22 PM (wAnMi)

419 No, he was a member of The Wrecking Crew--and briefly, a touring member of the Beach Boys--whose records he played on anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:14 PM (mR6Gs


Rikki Fatarr (?sp) who played the proto-George Harrison, "Stig O'Hara" in The Rutles, was also a Beach Boy for a time in the 1970s.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:22 PM (2JVJo)

420 At what point does Adele just say "eff it" and release her own Lesko Branden single?

Posted by: reason at October 27, 2021 04:22 PM (ePZfA)

421 Ken Wahl. His show was Wiseguy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:19 PM (e5LQi)


Isn't he married to one of those Barbie twins?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 04:22 PM (Ez6QX)

422 Just wondering how fvcked up skirt boy was.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's


He's still breathing, so not enough.


Can't we volunteer him for the next Fauci torture-experiment involving a bag over the head, ventriculocordectomy and sandflies?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:22 PM (+LCoQ)

423 I seem to remember another president who pushed mightily to get out the vaccines quickly. Rotten eggs incoming now.
Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 03:46 PM (qpX6U)

Well, Trump was hoping vaccines would stop the spread, probably based on lies fed to him by Fauci. But at the time, practically nobody knew otherwise. Now, it's getting plainer by the day, that the WuVax offers only a limited protection against getting seriously ill with the Coof, and at a great cost.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 04:21 PM (P3gRi)

I'm still of the opinion that they either out right lied, or maybe honestly suspected it was a bioweapon from China that could actually kill millions al-la spanish flu. and that's why PDJT was on board with vaccines and flatten the curve and all.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)

424 Hyper inflation, misinformation
Bare store shelves, misinformation
Sky high gas prices, misinformation
Food up 10%+, misinformation
Economy going into recession, misinformation
Illegal criminal invasion at the southern border, misinformation
The $5 trillion socialist bill costs $5 trillion, misinformation
Covid vaccines are killing people, misinformation
Vaccinated people at 40% of new covid cases, misinformation

The Biden plan is working, TRUTH.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (iDcra)

425 Are they actually going there? What about the girl at the other school? Was she asking for it too ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2021 04:05 PM

Maybe he needs deliverance
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)


The Loudoun School Board and the HS Principals all need something. Souls? Conscience? Moral Compasses?

Posted by: rd at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (Z32m1)

426 Ken Wahl. His show was Wiseguy.
Posted by: Soothsayer


One of my favorite all-time shows.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (VWp7G)

I always mis-remember and think Dennis Farina was in that one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

427 29 years ago went to school with a kid of a wrecking crew, had great old Hollywood mansion.
Once, counter serving a surviving member of the Doors at a bike shop, he blithely told him "boned your daughter in high school, man".

Posted by: Commisar of Lysenko Gender Fluid at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (IDQcY)

428

Chin butt

https://tinyurl.com/2bw6d29h

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (63Dwl)

429 >>>I don't agree that the pandemic was planned,

There is only a very thin line between "engineered, managed, and exploited" and "planned" and much harder to rhyme with..

So it was a happy goof when someone spilled the glowing blue vile.....at the Wuhan HIVE facility.......probably anyway.....I'm not so naive to think that using this type of contagion in exactly the way COVID is being used never crossed the minds of *any* of the deep state bureaucrats that were part of it and its companion projects research.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (T/vhV)

430 "Almost everything people have been taught about Christianity is wrong"

I wouldn't give you a nickel for what 95% of "Christians" think Christianity is. Most of them just mimic what their ministers and congregations seem to believe, without ever reading the Bible. Scripture is the primary source, and to supplement that are some of the ancient historians who wrote contemporaneously or shortly after that. Once big churches began to organize, the corruption of The Word began. (I cannot claim to be a Christian, because I cannot walk the talk. Neither can most other people.)

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (qpX6U)

431 LONDON (AP) - U.S. authorities launched a new battle on Wednesday to make Julian Assange face American justice, telling British judges that if they agree to extradite the WikiLeaks founder on espionage charges, he could serve any U.S. prison sentence he receives in his native Australia.

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (IE0b8)

432 After seeing that repulsive Twix/Tranny ad, I went to check out mars.com. It's all very clear immediately, you don't even need to scroll. I'm not sure they talk about any of their products at all. That doesn't seem to be remotely important. Just WTF happened to corporations?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)

433 MP4 you are doing rewrites already?

Well.. I'm still gonna read it. I apologize for not getting to it sooner. This weekend. I'm one that likes to take 2 or 3 hours at a time reading.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 04:20 PM (nxdel)


Not huge ones, Jewells. TJM made some suggestions, as did a very good friend of mine, so I am changing things a bit, but the book isn't going to be radically different from what you have, so no worries. I look forward to hearing what you think of it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (2JVJo)

434
The twins who used to be on The Love Boat occassionally?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (e5LQi)

435 The Loudoun School Board and the HS Principals all need something. Souls? Conscience? Moral Compasses?
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (Z32m1)

124 grains of lead at 1100 fps?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

436 Yeah Van Morrison, that's the other guy. I couldn't remember him so I didn't want to say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

437 Trump had to push the vax because the Dems and the media incessantly demanded the vax. And the testing, and the vents, and on and on. Trump was politically boxed in on a lot of things.

Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (gw0nT)

438 After seeing that repulsive Twix/Tranny ad, I went to check out mars.com. It's all very clear immediately, you don't even need to scroll. I'm not sure they talk about any of their products at all. That doesn't seem to be remotely important. Just WTF happened to corporations?

ESG is the only thing that matters to those who have stock options.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:25 PM (+LCoQ)

439
Dennis Farina was in the show about Las Vegas, I think. Good show.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:25 PM (e5LQi)

440 Hyper inflation, misinformation
Bare store shelves, misinformation
Sky high gas prices, misinformation
Food up 10%+, misinformation
...
Covid vaccines are killing people, misinformation
Vaccinated people at 40% of new covid cases, misinformation

The Biden plan is working, TRUTH.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (iDcra)

That's misdisinformation.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 27, 2021 04:25 PM (4I/2K)

441 While Biden, Karmella, Pelosi, et al said they wouldn't take the vaxxine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 04:25 PM (BDWWT)

442 Ken Wahl. His show was Wiseguy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 04:19 PM (e5LQi)

Isn't he married to one of those Barbie twins?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 04:22 PM (Ez6QX)

Yep. And the sisters 'shared' him, allegedly.

Talk about living the dream...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:25 PM (XvPQV)

443 re: Karen Carpenter
search "Karen Carpenter acapellla" on youtube.
Someone has isolated just her singing performance (and a bit of the bass backing track)

Posted by: Chuck C at October 27, 2021 04:25 PM (EughT)

444 "Karen Carpenter had one of the most depressing songs ever , I believe written by her brother."

They had clinkers: "Mister Guru," "Don't Worry Please Don't Cry I Will Never Leave You." I blame the bro.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (qpX6U)

445 The Loudoun School Board and the HS Principals all need something. Souls? Conscience? Moral Compasses?
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (Z32m1)

drawn and quartered? brazen bull? given to cannibal bob?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (8D42x)

446 always mis-remember and think Dennis Farina was in that one.

I think that was Crime Story. Another great show.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (nxdel)

447 Brandon is not only the Trojan horse of the hard left, but the perfect foil.
The more we mock Brandon the Man, the more the hard left laughs that we're not even directing fire at the responsible parties.
If Brandon gets so damaged, either by his organic decay or politically, that he is no longer a viable POTUS, then he just gets replaced by another cipher.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was making us believe he didn't exist.

Posted by: Zek at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (w/5KC)

448 Trump had to push the vax because the Dems and the media incessantly demanded the vax. And the testing, and the vents, and on and on. Trump was politically boxed in on a lot of things.
Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (gw0nT)


Now explain the rest of the planet following suit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (+LCoQ)

449 Just WTF happened to corporations?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)

The appeal of the Left's "I Can't Believe It's Not Fascism" brand corporate-government collusion won them over.

For the low low price of payola at campaign time, you can ensure that regulations squash any real competition and guarantee your place in the oligopoly.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (Msrhc)

450 I cannot claim to be a Christian, because I cannot walk the talk. Neither can most other people.)
Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (qpX6U)

You don't have to walk it, you just have to try to walk it as best you can.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (2DOZq)

451 Ken Wahl. His show was Wiseguy.

He did great on that show, such an excellent one season hit. Sad thing is I think they only had enough story for one show.

Also, the reason Goodfellas was called that instead of the proper name "wiseguys". That's what the book was called, that's what the mobsters called each other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

452 I too, have met ZOD.

I ran up to him, curtsied, threw my arms around him, hugged him and then ran away.

Too afraid to talk to him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2021 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

453 Trump had to push the vax because the Dems and the media incessantly demanded the vax. And the testing, and the vents, and on and on. Trump was politically boxed in on a lot of things.
Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (gw0nT)

Exactly. The media used Trump's daily briefings to keep moving the goalposts...." Will you send a hospital ship? How about VENTILATORS?? We Need VENTILATORS!...When is the vaccine coming???"

Trump met every one of these objectives, and as he did, they were never mentioned again.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2021 04:27 PM (mR6Gs)

454 After seeing that repulsive Twix/Tranny ad, I went to check out mars.com. It's all very clear immediately, you don't even need to scroll. I'm not sure they talk about any of their products at all. That doesn't seem to be remotely important. Just WTF happened to corporations?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)


Ooof.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2021 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

455 I cannot claim to be a Christian, because I cannot walk the talk

That is exactly why Jesus Christ came to earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

456 Brandon is not only the Trojan horse of the hard left, but the perfect foil.

Its a shibboleth now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:28 PM (+LCoQ)

457 Mmm. Audrey and Judy Landers.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 27, 2021 04:28 PM (4I/2K)

458 I'm still of the opinion that they either out right lied, or maybe honestly suspected it was a bioweapon from China that could actually kill millions al-la spanish flu. and that's why PDJT was on board with vaccines and flatten the curve and all.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)


My theory is that when it first appeared the Chinese tried to cover it up, which tripped all the alarms at various western intel agencies because the Chicoms were behaving just like one might expect if they were trying to hide a bioweapon accidentally released. Combined with early reports of people dropping dead in the streets of Wuhan, and leaders assumed the worst.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 04:28 PM (jOcSX)

459 nood MERRICK GARLAND

Posted by: Hipster at October 27, 2021 04:28 PM (LilNs)

460 Didn't they take the tents down and send the ventilators to storage and send the big ol' hospital ships puffing away to somewhere else because it turns out they didn't need any of them anyway and they were all just attempts to f*ck Trump?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 04:28 PM (BDWWT)

461 368 290 Happy Zod day! May the streets run red with the blood of your enemies. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:00 PM (XvPQV)

Thanks. Mrs. Zod has promised me a Sako Bavarian in .270.

Three happy dogs chez Zod, not just two.
Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 04:12 PM (xK9An)

Finnish rifle and dogs. Good on you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

462 Will they be able to mention the second girl who was raped? Often that's not allowed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2021 04:29 PM (DcKNO)

463 Mmm. Audrey and Judy Landers.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 27, 2021 04:28 PM (4I/2K)

why did i read ANN Landers?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 27, 2021 04:29 PM (8D42x)

464 I cannot claim to be a Christian, because I cannot walk the talk. Neither can most other people.)
Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (qpX6U)

You don't have to walk it, you just have to try to walk it as best you can.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 04:26 PM (2DOZq)

We're all falling on our asses constantly. What makes a Christian is that we get up again and try to do it a little better the next time. Walk another step each time.

Until we can walk it.

God knew us when he made us. He knows who's struggling and trying, and who's phoning it in. No worries, just do your best.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 27, 2021 04:30 PM (Msrhc)

465 "Well, Trump was hoping vaccines would stop the spread, probably based on lies fed to him by Fauci. "

Hmm. Which president was it who put Fauci on the White House Coronavirus Task Force?

I voted for Trump twice and I have no regrets. But this constant spin and ignorance of recent history galls me. He was mortal, guys! He could not stop the tides! That's why I told you yesterday he was damn lucky he lost, because right now he'd be taking sole blame for this inflation problem, same as you guys put it ALL on Biden, I guess owning the libs is more fun than respecting facts.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:30 PM (qpX6U)

466 I cannot claim to be a Christian, because I cannot walk the talk

That is exactly why Jesus Christ came to earth.


That may be why salutations in the epistles to the various churches refer to the "Elect of Christ".

"Christian" is merely a commonly understood distinctive.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 04:30 PM (+LCoQ)

467

Regulatory capture is an economic theory that says regulatory agencies may come to be dominated by the industries or interests they are charged with regulating. The result is that an agency, charged with acting in the public interest, instead acts in ways that benefit incumbent firms in the industry it is supposed to be regulating.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2021 04:31 PM (63Dwl)

468 Yep. And the sisters 'shared' him, allegedly.

Talk about living the dream...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 04:25 PM (XvPQV)

So the rumor he broke his back might be true.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 27, 2021 04:32 PM (CjHGv)

469 "No worries, just do your best"

Heaven is not a consolation prize.

"You don't have to walk it, you just have to try to walk it as best you can."

Luke 6:46.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:32 PM (qpX6U)

470 For the low low price of payola at campaign time, you can ensure that regulations squash any real competition and guarantee your place in the oligopoly.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas


Yep. that and it's a cheap way to stave off lawsuits filed by the infiltrating Worms of Wokeness (tm ) that have infested the HR depts everywhere.

Posted by: Threecuut-loop at October 27, 2021 04:38 PM (1t5dY)

471 Nood, I guess. Always happens when I'm warming up.

Posted by: gp's Tepid Prop Gun at October 27, 2021 04:38 PM (qpX6U)

472 Glen Campbell was IN the wrecking crew.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 27, 2021 04:39 PM (YynYJ)

473 >>> After seeing that repulsive Twix/Tranny ad, I went to check out mars.com. It's all very clear immediately, you don't even need to scroll. I'm not sure they talk about any of their products at all. That doesn't seem to be remotely important. Just WTF happened to corporations?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)


We'll take care of all those problems you have with people and all their icky problems that come up. You'll never have to deal with it again. Just sit there and make money.

All you have to do is give us complete power over what your employees are allowed to feel, think, say about anything other than your product and business. All the unimportant things that fill up your slave's time.

Posted by: HR at October 27, 2021 04:39 PM (f6xX0)

474 Months ago thought Covid was a accident exploited, but seeing Fouci was funding, and he was dreaming it would happen back in 2016, not so sure it wasn't planned.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 04:40 PM (2JoB8)

475 Months ago thought Covid was a accident exploited, but seeing Fouci was funding, and he was dreaming it would happen back in 2016, not so sure it wasn't planned.
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 04:40 PM (2JoB


This was planned. The Orange Ogre had to go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2021 04:43 PM (RChnB)

476 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 27, 2021 04:44 PM (rpJ9G)

477 Dash it all! Adele has nicer boobs than Brandon though.

Posted by: StrawMan at October 27, 2021 04:47 PM (78ihC)

478 444 "Karen Carpenter had one of the most depressing songs ever , I believe written by her brother."

They had clinkers: "Mister Guru," "Don't Worry Please Don't Cry I Will Never Leave You." I blame the bro.
_______________

Their Christmas songs are good though. I still play that CD every Christmas season: " . . . logs on the fire, fill me with desire . . ."

I don't need any log fires here in AZ, even in December, but I still like hearing Karen singing about it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 04:50 PM (k4dH2)

479 Well shit. Just got the notice at work about mandatory vaccination. Anyone have the language posted earlier this week for the exemption request?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2021 04:01 PM

Link to religious exemption request example (from DaveInFla) in my nic.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2021 05:11 PM (Do5/p)

480 64 I think Adele is a great talent, I don't really know her politics. Bet she's a lefty though.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 27, 2021 03:39 PM (nxdel)

She's an anti-American cow that can sing. I won't listen to her; I change the station when her song comes on.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the anti-DOTE at October 27, 2021 05:26 PM (hlxe7)

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