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Washington Post and Leftist Media Repeatedly Gives Terry McAuliffe a Pass on His Serial Lies About Covid

Terry McAuliffe is a congenital liar, and one of the things he's been lying about congenitally is the number of covid cases in Virginia. He only has two campaign planks -- tying Youngkin to Trump, and claiming Youngkin is "anti-vax" -- so he constantly claims that Virginia has a higher rate of covid infection and covid death than even the padded official numbers say.

This is his way of turning out the Covid Panic Vote.

It's gotten so bad that even the wildly disreputable leftwing clickbait mill The Daily Beast has been forced to call him on one of his lies:

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John Sexton at Hot Air points out that the Washington Post has given McAuliffe three free passes on lying about covid -- buying the campaign's excuses that he just "misspoke" in the same way three times, even after the paper called him to get a comment about the lie -- but finally awards him four Pinnochios on his fourth covid lie.

Here is the Washington Post's "fact-checker" explaining why he repeatedly failed to correct Terry McAuliffe's Dangerous and Conspiratorial Misinformation on Covid.

In speaking about the threat of the coronavirus to the state, McAuliffe frequently touts numbers -- often wrong numbers about the impact on children. When we first queried the McAuliffe campaign about his figures, we were told it was a slip of the tongue. Okay, we understand that, and so we passed on a fact check. But then his tongue kept slipping...

I'm sure they provide this "slip of the tongue" latitude to Republicans as well. And not just Democrats who are on the verge of losing a major trendsetting race.

In speaking about the threat of the coronavirus to the state, McAuliffe frequently touts numbers — often wrong numbers about the impact on children. When we first queried the McAuliffe campaign about his figures, we were told it was a slip of the tongue. Okay, we understand that, and so we passed on a fact check. But then his tongue kept slipping…

One could argue that citing a weekend number in this fashion -- "We had 8,000 cases yesterday in Virginia" and "Just this week, 8,000 cases on Monday in Virginia" -- certainly would leave the misleading impression he was talking about a one-day number. But we got busy with other stuff and chose not to do a fact check...

The McAuliffe campaign said that he simply misspoke. Okay, we moved on.

Look how understanding the "fact-chekers" are.

New covid numbers are often released on Mondays and the Covid Panic Spreaders have long misled people into thinking that a Monday number -- which includes Friday, Saturday, and Sundays numbers as well -- was a one-day count. The political left, including the political propaganda media, have repeatedly done this to DeSantis.

The number McAuliffe is talking about includes even more days than the typical three or four.


Why has McAuliffe repeatedly used a higher number than that? Good question. A spokesman for his campaign did not respond to emails and text messages over a period of four days.

So, only after Terry McAuliffe's campaign got tired of being asked about the lies, and tired of having to make excuses, did the Washington Post's "fact-checker" finally check the facts.

This isn't about covid; this is about a bruised ego. McAuliffe's campaign blew him off instead of apologizing too him and making him feel important, so he finally did his job.

Posted by: Ace at 06:27 PM




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1 Well, he did open his mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 05:27 PM (csEWM)

2 Sponge

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 05:27 PM (Ojki1)

3 Purging Clintonites?

*tinfoil hat*

Like Alec Baldwin? (Two for one!)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 05:27 PM (csEWM)

4 Well the DNC position is to not let facts get in the way.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 05:28 PM (Ojki1)

5 The clot shot will kill more children then COVID will.

According to Pfizer's own numbers it will give 100 kids heart damage for every million shots they give.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 05:30 PM (ESjRY)

6 This is his way of turning out the Covid Panic Vote... counters.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

7 Punk will lose. The tarnished star quality he brought in reeks in desperation. Not a man for the moment. Coming off like a NY carpetbagger.

Posted by: redenzo at October 27, 2021 05:30 PM (E7vND)

8 The Washington Post primarily exists to help Democrats campaign in VA.

It's like their Mission Statement.

Posted by: Blago at October 27, 2021 05:31 PM (5DwlJ)

9 congenital liar and Clinton are synonyms

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 05:31 PM (9IvoX)

10 This is his way of turning out the Covid Panic Vote... counters.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

If stuffing a ballot can save just one life...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 27, 2021 05:31 PM (uhPTO)

11 5 And then wine mom Karen will get to play the victim on Twitter. But much like the Palis, they hate their perceived enemies more than they love their kids.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2021 05:32 PM (Ojki1)

12 If McAwful wins this will just encourage the left/Dems for continuing with COVID panic theater.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 05:32 PM (ESjRY)

13 I think there may be a Moron programming the radar map at 'weather.com'. There's a smallish town in south-east South Dakota named Brandon, and the town name seems to appear on the radar map regardless of how far I zoom in or out!

Posted by: a.moron at October 27, 2021 05:32 PM (F6Xpw)

14 Can we invite a Hungarian team to observe this election?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 27, 2021 05:33 PM (7X3UV)

15 Four strike rule from WaPo for select Dem politicians.

Its great to have the perpetual home field advantage and the officiating crew in your back pocket.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2021 05:33 PM (TNyrE)

16 This guy would stab his mother for a chance to keep on grifting.

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2021 05:34 PM (N70Am)

17 All encompassing Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB8)

18 This guy would stab his mother for a chance to keep on grifting.

As we found out with the COVID nursing home murders a bunch of Northeastern governors are content to kill YOUR mother, but will still protect their own.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 05:34 PM (ESjRY)

19 Leftists lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 05:35 PM (2JoB8)

20 Is there a sleazier bastard in politics today than Terry McAuliffe? He checks off all the stereotypes.

Posted by: HoosierDaddy at October 27, 2021 05:35 PM (qVSNk)

21 Coming off like a NY carpetbagger.
Posted by: redenzo at October 27, 2021 05:30 PM (E7vND)

Well, isn't he? What state was he originally from? I always assumed Virginia Gov was his payoff for being a good little Clintonite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 05:36 PM (csEWM)

22 Fact-chekism

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 05:36 PM (BDWWT)

23 Washington Post and Leftist Media Repeatedly Gives Terry McAuliffe a Pass And A Blowjob

Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at October 27, 2021 05:36 PM (Tnijr)

24 McAuliffe was a pos before being a pos was cool.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 27, 2021 05:36 PM (o2MD2)

25 In the past he has made some ridiculous statement about gun deaths, a million a day, some stupid thing like that.

Posted by: casual observer 1027 at October 27, 2021 05:37 PM (jTmQV)

26 The Clintons and their insane sycophants are horrible people. Go away now!

Posted by: Jmel at October 27, 2021 05:37 PM (bVhJi)

27 He's lying because it scares the Karen's and gives him a good jumping off point for his "Youngkin wants to being his Donald Trump anti-science agenda to Virginia, and that's just wrong!" spiel.

Also, Vince Colignese, local conservative talk radio and reported head of the Gambino family, points out that the "Virginia is terrible" message is a bit weird, because it is "the entirely run by Democrats Virginia is terrible."

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:37 PM (mbFEM)

28 20 Is there a sleazier bastard in politics today than Terry McAuliffe? He checks off all the stereotypes.
Posted by: HoosierDaddy at October 27, 2021 05:35 PM (qVSNk)

*checks latest handbook update*

Well, he's not a transgender pedophile. Or at least not a transgender.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 05:38 PM (csEWM)

29 Lies, what lies?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 27, 2021 05:38 PM (RLLZj)

30 As we found out with the COVID nursing home murders a bunch of Northeastern governors are content to kill YOUR mother, but will still protect their own.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 05:34 PM (ESjRY)

**

Yep. It amazes me that so many people still believe it was bad luck, darnit.

They killed those elderly people on purpose. They isolated them from their families and people who loved them - tortured them - knowingly and waited for them to die.

Don't look away. You know it's true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 05:39 PM (BDWWT)

31 25 In the past he has made some ridiculous statement about gun deaths, a million a day, some stupid thing like that.
Posted by: casual observer 1027 at October 27, 2021 05:37 PM (jTmQV)


93M a day.

A. Day.

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:39 PM (mbFEM)

32 You know who else's tongue slipped?

Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 05:39 PM (Tnijr)

33 Short Washington Moat: "when can we stop giving you a handjob, Terry? Our arms are tired. "

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:39 PM (o/2rX)

34
I just read a good take-down of Pfizer's "clinical trial" data on the children, aged 5 - 11. The treatment arm had about 1500 in it, and the control had 750 kids.

How many serious cases of Covid occured? Zero. Zip, Nada, in either treatment or control group. They thus had to infer, impute efficacy data based on antibody levels, which were compared to other cohorts.

And, as always, once the trial ended, they destroyed the control group by vaxing them all. It would be unethical not to, they said.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 05:39 PM (Mzdiz)

35 We had 8,000 cases yesterday in Virginia

Meanwhile in Utttar Pradesh, a state of India with a population of 220 MILLION...

Active cases drop below 100.

https://tinyurl.com/nf69d62h

Posted by: Golfman at October 27, 2021 05:40 PM (hOMhY)

36 I hope it would mean some progress is being made in elections if they can keep this asshole from cheating his way in.

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2021 05:40 PM (+ya+t)

37 points out that the "Virginia is terrible" message is a bit weird, because it is "the entirely run by Democrats Virginia is terrible."

That makes no sense.

Posted by: Chicago St. Louis Atlanta NYC LA, etc. at October 27, 2021 05:40 PM (cWLG9)

38 Keep Virginia Blue! COVID forever!

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:40 PM (o/2rX)

39 Active cases drop below 100.

https://tinyurl.com/nf69d62h
Posted by: Golfman

**

no, no, no, you're mis-reading the data and also that's just poor record keeping something something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 05:41 PM (BDWWT)

40 >>no, no, no, you're mis-reading the data and also that's just poor record keeping something something.


They have Magic Cows!

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2021 05:42 PM (N70Am)

41 Shorter Ace:
"Leftist Media Repeatedly Gives Latest Trendy Dim a Tongue Bath"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2021 05:42 PM (ACi07)

42 Yeah whatever, he lies constantly. But he has never said the word Macaca.

Posted by: WaPo at October 27, 2021 05:43 PM (OalnH)

43 38 Keep Virginia Blue! COVID forever!
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:40 PM (o/2rX)

Embrace your Fear! Cower towards the Future!
-DNC Virginia Slogan

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 05:43 PM (csEWM)

44 It's okay. He'll win, but McAuliffe is inconsequential.


Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 05:43 PM (xK9An)

45 Numberses are hard.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 05:43 PM (wAnMi)

46 Nic restoration in process.

Posted by: tbodie at October 27, 2021 05:43 PM (cWLG9)

47 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 05:43 PM (MZwTS)

48 McAuliffe lies because his supporters like being lied to. They like being played the fool. He doesn't even have the veneer of being someone who is trustworthy or frankly very smart. But he's a Democrat and they'll vote like it's a team sport. Every person voting for McAuliffe should get a free "Kick Me" sign.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:44 PM (o/2rX)

49 Also one person called poison control because they got slightly dizzy after consuming thirty tubes of horse paste, so let me inject you with this chemical with unknown ingredients that has definitely killed a great deal of people. You don't hate Science, do you?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 05:45 PM (BDWWT)

50 Can we invite a Hungarian team to observe this election?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 27, 2021 05:33 PM (7X3UV)
.........

Can't do that, they would throw out all the mail-in ballots.

Posted by: DNC at October 27, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

51 They have Magic Cows!
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2021 05:42 PM (N70Am)

Damn straight. Otherwise global warming would cook tbe earth!

Posted by: tbodie at October 27, 2021 05:45 PM (cWLG9)

52 Many of the people were "Young at Heart" so I included them in my numbers.

Posted by: Terry McAwfull at October 27, 2021 05:45 PM (3TihK)

53 The race is tied. Which means the D wins. I can't think of a single nationally prominent race where the R won a squeaker.

And no I don't count FL 2000 because Bush would have won FL easily had the networks not called it for Gore before the polls closed in the Panhandle.

Posted by: WaPo at October 27, 2021 05:45 PM (OalnH)

54 McAuliffe lies because his supporters like being lied to.

That is pretty much all Dems, unfortunately. I remember when Obama opposed gay marriage and they were high-fiving "he was smart enough to say that for the rubes!"

And he was.

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:45 PM (mbFEM)

55 Off WaPo sock.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 27, 2021 05:46 PM (OalnH)

56 We had 8,000 cases yesterday in Virginia
Meanwhile in Utttar Pradesh, a state of India with a population of 220 MILLION...
Active cases drop below 100.
https://tinyurl.com/nf69d62h
Posted by: Golfman at October 27, 2021 05:40 PM (hOMhY)


You know there's nothing resembling social distancing there, and masks do zilch. So must be something else at play? Hmmmm.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 05:46 PM (wAnMi)

57 So Ann Coulter is sending me love letters. Not emails or text messages like normal. Someone shoved it through my mail slot today, maybe Ann herself who knows.


I done tolt you girl I'm married. Dang!

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 05:47 PM (Tm5Ir)

58 We had 8,000 cases yesterday in Virginia

Meanwhile in Utttar Pradesh, a state of India with a population of 220 MILLION...

Active cases drop below 100.

https://tinyurl.com/nf69d62h
Posted by: Golfman at October 27, 2021 05:40 PM (hOMhY)
.......

Second look at bathing in your own sewage?

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

59 I actually think there is a very good chance McAuliffe loses. They are very worried about turnout, especially as Election Day gets closer and the Undecided vote continue to break for Youngkin. I talked to a few people earlier today who believe that turnout is going to be the key to winning and this is far from over.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:47 PM (o/2rX)

60 Terry McAuliffe is a congenital liar ...

------

Sounds like you'd be a great fit with the Clinton Crime Syndicate ...

/

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 05:47 PM (MZwTS)

61 The race is tied. Which means the D wins. I can't think of a single nationally prominent race where the R won a squeaker.

And no I don't count FL 2000 because Bush would have won FL easily had the networks not called it for Gore before the polls closed in the Panhandle.
Posted by: WaPo at October 27, 2021 05:45 PM (OalnH)


If it really is a squeaker. Hard to tell, they lie so much. But IMO unless it's a 10+ point spread, the R stands no chance at all. A 5 point spread is easy peasy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 05:47 PM (wAnMi)

62 You know there's nothing resembling social distancing there, and masks do zilch. So must be something else at play? Hmmmm.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 27, 2021 05:46 PM (wAnMi)

Not classifying every single disease as covid?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 05:48 PM (csEWM)

63 >How many serious cases of Covid occured? Zero. Zip, Nada, in either treatment or control group. They thus had to infer, impute efficacy data based on antibody levels, which were compared to other cohorts.

And, as always, once the trial ended, they destroyed the control group by vaxing them all. It would be unethical not to, they said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 05:39 PM (Mzdiz)

So essentially, it's really a modeling exercise and not actual trial, correct? That's the way I'm reading this. There were no actual effects to be measured.

Don't forget that Pfizer presented in their own data that they projected that for every 1 million kids given the clot shot, they would save one from death by coof, but 100 would develop myocarditis.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 05:48 PM (cSs/W)

64 erry McAuliffe is a congenital liar, and one of the things he's been lying about congenitally is the number of covid cases in Virginia.

The truth can never be on the side of Evil. That's why we're so good at lying and deception- centuries of practice.

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at October 27, 2021 05:48 PM (ELgVT)

65 Congenital liar sounds like a guy who lies about the size of his dick.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2021 05:48 PM (cSyAR)

66 *HE'D* not *YOU'D* -- fucking pronoun changing politically correct voice translation!

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 27, 2021 05:49 PM (MZwTS)

67 You know who else's tongue slipped?
Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 05:39 PM (Tnijr)

The Huma thread was earlier.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at October 27, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

68 I can't think of a single nationally prominent race where the R won a squeaker.

DeSantis

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:49 PM (mbFEM)

69 It's Black Swans all the way down. Er, I mean White Supremacist Swans. The future is rushing toward us like Joe Biden's out-of-control eighteen wheeler. And remember folks, Lies are Truth. It is known.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:49 PM (/uaBM)

70 FL with a population of 21M had a grand total of.... wait for it.... 2000 cases yesterday.

VA with a population of 8.5M had 1500 cases. 75% of the cases of FL with only 40% of the population.

But remember masking everyone up and keeping everyone at home locked up works better than what DeathSantis is doing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 27, 2021 05:49 PM (OalnH)

71 And "cases" mean that they found a bunch of people who are now immune and never knew they had it. Reeeeeee!

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:50 PM (/uaBM)

72 The old 'baffle 'em with the bullshit' ploy.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 05:50 PM (QRj9Q)

73 Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:47 PM (o/2rX)

Just keep telling yourself that.

Posted by: Dem Vote Counters at October 27, 2021 05:51 PM (EpDzw)

74 People in Virginia have nothing to lose by voting for Youngkin. In fact their lives might get better. That's why McAuliffe is lying his ass off and Democrats are trying to tell people to vote like it's a team sport. They don't want people to look at the issues and figure out Youngkin is a better, safer choice. The over 7% of undecided voters can swing this easily.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:51 PM (o/2rX)

75 Bullshit makes good fertilizer. And, Peace is War.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:51 PM (/uaBM)

76 I bet noney on arguments. They don't know how to gamble.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 27, 2021 05:51 PM (lSV9+)

77 Maybe McAuliffe's subtextual argument is, "So many people are dying, maybe you shouldn't go out to the polls and should just sit this election out." I mean, given the trend lines, a low voter turnout might be his best plan.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 27, 2021 05:52 PM (aXxgO)

78 Wouldn't it be great if a few Republican-run counties in VA decided to hold off on relaying their vote totals for a few hours on election night?

Oh, right, "that's not who we are, something something, integrity, mumble mumble, send donation."

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2021 05:52 PM (TNyrE)

79 We know reality. Leftists only know the desire for power.

Even if the Left "wins" they will fail. 150 years after the Paris Commune, they have never succeeded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 05:52 PM (u82oZ)

80 Never forget that polls are lies, too.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:52 PM (/uaBM)

81 The old 'baffle 'em with the bullshit' ploy.
Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 05:50 PM (QRj9Q)

And if that doesn't work, they'd be happy to lie

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 27, 2021 05:52 PM (/6GbT)

82 Look how understanding the "fact-chekers" are.

heh. more like fact chekists.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 05:53 PM (sGtp+)

83 Well, we can all celebrate the first US passport with gender X was issued today...
Posted by:

NOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: The X Files

Old and busted: The truth is out there

New and shiny: The truth ain't in them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 27, 2021 05:53 PM (d9FiS)

84 Now I lie me down to sleep, the governership of VA to keep.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:53 PM (/uaBM)

85 It's okay. He'll win, but McAuliffe is inconsequential.


Posted by:ZOD Virginia School Boards at October 27, 2021 05:43 PM (

Posted by: Golfman at October 27, 2021 05:53 PM (hOMhY)

86 Washington Post? AKA DNC Media Front? Protect McAuliffe? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 27, 2021 05:54 PM (aXxgO)

87 Hey ZOD! Good to see you.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:54 PM (/uaBM)

88 fact-checkers-- these people couldn't find a fact if it jumped up and gave 'em a blow job.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (QRj9Q)

89 Don't forget that Pfizer presented in their own data that they projected that for every 1 million kids given the clot shot, they would save one from death by coof, but 100 would develop myocarditis.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 05:48 PM (cSs/W)

..............

Is there a link to that?

Posted by: Molly k. at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (Qj/G4)

90 lol Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (IE0b8)

91 Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

Check the cells for X or Y data. That is the truth. There are rare people who are not XX or XY. But no one is an X.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (u82oZ)

92 hospitalized kids with Covid: 35.
.......

broke arm skateboarding? Covid.
fell out of tree fort? Covid.
knocked teeth out in bicycle accident? Covid.
bit by neighbor's dog? Covid.
etc.
etc.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

93 There were fact-checkers in the novel 1984. It was a big bidness there.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (/uaBM)

94 If you like your masks, you can keep your masks!


And... even if you don't.

Posted by: Terry McAwfull at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (3TihK)

95 66 *HE'D* not *YOU'D* -- fucking pronoun changing politically correct voice translation!

hmm. i wonder if the pronoun nazis ever think about their effect on the bandwidth of sign language translators. will no one think of their poor carpal tunnels?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (v3pYe)

96
Wouldn't it be great if a few Republican-run counties in VA decided to hold off on relaying their vote totals for a few hours on election night?

This, absolutely. Don't let the cities know how many votes they need to manufacturer.

I saw it happen in Pennsylvania. 100% voter turnout in Philly. Like we were all born yesterday. Make 'em cheat so hard it strains credibility to the breaking point.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (dQvv7)

97 His breath smelt of drink and the truth was not in him.

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2021 05:56 PM (+ya+t)

98 >> So essentially, it's really a modeling exercise and not actual trial, correct? That's the way I'm reading this. There were no actual effects to be measured.

Exactly. They measured antibody levels. And looked at other cohorts, and said, well x level of antibodies corresponds with y protection in that group, so it will be the same for this group. Wasn't a single actual serious case to look at.

And they're playing games with the myocarditis numbers as well. And that's the only possible AE they really looked at. To get the myocarditis risk numbers, they used their own proprietary database, called "Optum" something. But then, for myocarditis death rates, they switched to a public data base.

Their conclusion was 0 excess deaths from myocarditis to be expected.

So there you go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 05:56 PM (Mzdiz)

99 Don't worry, Terry baby. We got your back!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines, Inc at October 27, 2021 05:56 PM (7bRMQ)

100 Ben Had

Dancing with you was bliss.

♫ Good evening! ♩

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

101 Propaganda ministry gonna propaganda

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (XvPQV)

102 Oh, right, "that's not who we are, something something, integrity, mumble mumble, send donation."
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2021 05:52 PM (TNyrE)


100 counties in VA.

50 of them have less than 20k residents. Fairfax County has 1.5M. The only area of the Commonwealth that has a fair population and is majority Republican is the Tidewater (Chesapeake/Norfolk area).

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (mbFEM)

103 So Ann Coulter is sending me love letters. Not emails or text messages like normal. Someone shoved it through my mail slot today, maybe Ann herself who knows.


I done tolt you girl I'm married. Dang!
Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 05:47 PM (Tm5Ir)
************
I think she's bi-polar. She goes from crazy to sane to back to crazy. She annoys me.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (NpAcC)

104 Oh look, trolls. How quaint.

*loads a HEAT 751 into the Carl Gustav*

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (o/2rX)

105 I actually think there is a very good chance McAuliffe loses. They are very worried about turnout, especially as Election Day gets closer and the Undecided vote continue to break for Youngkin. I talked to a few people earlier today who believe that turnout is going to be the key to winning and this is far from over.

--

You mean VA doesn't have universal mail-in vote fraud enshrined into state election law yet?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (sVtYq)

106 Salty!

It was fun watching you two dance.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (IE0b8)

107 > Vince Colignese, local conservative talk radio and reported head of the Gambino family

Wut?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (YYlyE)

108 Had ingrown toenail. Covid!
Embarrassing pimple on nose. Covid!
Didn't win at spin the bottle. Covid!
Sky was kind of off-color. Covid!

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (/uaBM)

109 Virginia is for muthas.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (UHVv4)

110 91 Check the cells for X or Y data. That is the truth. There are rare people who are not XX or XY. But no one is an X.

good point. if they'd just embiggen the gender box on the passport, they could use XX and XY for the gender options, with occasional forays into things like XXY.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 05:58 PM (oY6Yp)

111 {{{SMH}}}

Did you get a chance to dance, rather than DJ?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 05:58 PM (u82oZ)

112 These people are truly psychopaths. I don't see any other option ( I'm not a plant)

Posted by: Just a side note at October 27, 2021 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

113 I think I hate the press more than I hate Democrats. More than I hate IRS agents, even.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 27, 2021 05:58 PM (XvPQV)

114 I danced with a few 'Rons.

Saved the last dance for the hub.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 05:58 PM (IE0b8)

115 50 of them have less than 20k residents. Fairfax County has 1.5M. The only area of the Commonwealth that has a fair population and is majority Republican is the Tidewater (Chesapeake/Norfolk area).

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (mbFEM)


Also, Fairfax has "changed" their counting methodology and have already said their report will be late, and the newsies have said you'll go to bed with Youngkin in the lead, and the next morning, McAuliffe will be the winner.

Where have we heard that before?

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:58 PM (mbFEM)

116 As we found out with the COVID nursing home murders a bunch of Northeastern governors are content to kill YOUR mother, but will still protect their own.

___

And not just governors, baby!

Posted by: Dr. Richard/Rachel Levine at October 27, 2021 05:59 PM (k4dH2)

117 They are never called on the lies so they have no reason not to do it.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 05:59 PM (2JoB8)

118 stung by a bee? Covid.
finger smashed in door? Covid.
barfed in math class? Covid.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

119
Who is more to blame for failure, the green-haired tik-tokker employee or the fuckhead who hired her and gave her responsibility?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2021 05:59 PM (e5LQi)

120 I went to see a psychotherapist, but when I looked more closely at the sign on the door it said Psycho the Rapist. Hmm, I thought, must be a Dem.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:59 PM (/uaBM)

121 "You mean VA doesn't have universal mail-in vote fraud enshrined into state election law yet?
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (sVtYq)"

Well they're not Pennsylvania, so.

They actually are pretty tight on most, most, of their process.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (o/2rX)

122 SMH

I'm going to bring polka music on a stick drive. Next year. Fair warning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (u82oZ)

123 "But we got busy with other stuff and chose not to do a fact check."

Ahahaha!

Bezos paying his staff NOT to do their jobs. Well, their advertised jobs. But he is indeed paying them for A job. [*cough* Hack *cough*]

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (aXxgO)

124 If Youngkin manages to pull this out, the Dem hysterics will be the stuff of legend.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (sWM8x)

125 " ( I'm not a plant)
Posted by: Just a side note "

You can still call any vegetable.

Posted by: Tater at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)

126 stung by a bee? Covid.
___

Good thing I have my epipen.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (IE0b8)

127 Instead of holding Joey Bidet and his criminal cronies responsible, Congress is going for the low hanging fruit to give the appearance they care.

Things are afoot it seems to give the 13 warriors murdered by Biden's criminal incompetence the Congressional Gold Medal.

Psstt... fvck the medal, the families want their relatives back

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (vjloV)

128 Oh troll. I forgot you were there.

You may go but leave the gasoline powered dildo.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (lSV9+)

129 100 counties in VA.

50 of them have less than 20k residents. Fairfax County has 1.5M. The only area of the Commonwealth that has a fair population and is majority Republican is the Tidewater (Chesapeake/Norfolk area).

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (mbFEM)

-------------------
If this election is truly to be believed as being super close, then this would be the election for a whole swath of those conservative, rural counties to band together and attempt it.

"The dirt roads are muddy and impassible. Might not get all votes in and tabulated for some time..."

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (TNyrE)

130 FJB

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (YZG/i)

131 Where have we heard that before?
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 05:58 PM (mbFEM)

Not even hiding it. Changed method? Keep counting till the'correct' guy wins?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 27, 2021 06:01 PM (/6GbT)

132 I'm going to bring polka music on a stick drive. Next year. Fair warning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 06:01 PM (IE0b8)

133 This is how he is going to win the vote. He'll get 10 votes and the democrats will say he got 2 million.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 27, 2021 06:01 PM (3TihK)

134 I thought all dildos were electric now. No? Except for Charlie Brown's, of course. Gasoline.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:01 PM (/uaBM)

135 Here is the Washington Post's "fact-checker"

They are very good at checking the facts, comrade.

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria at October 27, 2021 06:01 PM (Xrfse)

136 I now have the Drifters in my head. Thanks SMH.

I've had worse songs stuck up there, honestly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:01 PM (csEWM)

137 I would call your diocese. I bet they know who the pro-life doctors are. Or ask your priest (I'm pretty sure you are Catholic, yes?).
Posted by: bluebell

Bluebell, thanks for this idea! Will do

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (YZG/i)

138 They are not getting the turnout they want in Fairfax County. That's a big part of what's worrying Dems.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (o/2rX)

139 Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review

That is my rank order as well. Guess where the schwerpunkt is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

140 So everyone can enjoy. It is a good song:

https://tinyurl.com/23n95p8r

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (csEWM)

141 SMH!!!, Thank You for the lovely note.

I tried not to stomp on Salty's toes too much.
You are a vision of grace on the dance floor. Thank You for that heart memory.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (QRj9Q)

142 Good thing I have my epipen.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (IE0b

You're welcome!!

Posted by: WV Joe at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (7bRMQ)

143 lol Aetius.

You're welcome.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (IE0b8)

144 SMH

Glad you and Ex-ex had the last dance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

145 What a concept! Pro-life doctors. Maybe it will catch on. Probably not.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:02 PM (/uaBM)

146 @RandPaul 5m

Did Biden's attorney general imply that Dr. Fauci is being investigated for lying to Congress? Watch the video where Garland says he "won't comment on any investigations."

https://tinyurl.com/yg6lf349

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2021 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

147 For every voter who does not show up at the polls, there is a blank ballot waiting to be cast in their name.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:03 PM (/uaBM)

148 OT-Someone on my local online paper said "Rolling Stone" was "completely unbiased journalism.'' Biggest laugh I've had all day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 06:04 PM (ueGNX)

149 the door it said Psycho the Rapist

Whenever I hear meteorologist on the radio my brain translates it to media urologist.

Posted by: Bosk at October 27, 2021 06:04 PM (x6uUk)

150 Garland needs to join Fauci on that sand-flea experiment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:04 PM (vjloV)

151 138 They are not getting the turnout they want in Fairfax County. That's a big part of what's worrying Dems.
* * *

Fairfax County borders Loudoun County. Maybe the parents in Fairfax are getting queasy about McAwful's stance on parents having no say in how their kids are brain-washed by public school teachers, given what's been going on in Loudoun.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (k4dH2)

152 Who stole the kishka? Someone call the cops!

Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (Xrfse)

153 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (yQpMk)

154 They actually are pretty tight on most, most, of their process.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (o/2rX)


After July 1 (when laws took effect) a lot less so.

For example there is no longer a requirement for a voter id when voting in person or absentee.

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (mbFEM)

155 Weaponized sand fleas. Another great concept to bring democracy to the underserved hordes.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (/uaBM)

156 >Is there a link to that?
Posted by: Molly k. at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (Qj/G4)

It's in here. Look for the section on myocarditis near the end of the post:

https://tinyurl.com/r42h8bpf

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (cSs/W)

157 Look how understanding the "fact-chekers" are.


fact-Chekists

Posted by: Miklos, survivor of actual communism at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (QzkSJ)

158 saw it happen in Pennsylvania. 100% voter turnout in Philly. Like we were all born yesterday. Make 'em cheat so hard it strains credibility to the breaking point.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (dQvv7)

I watched it happen in real time Nov 3,2020.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/391081.php#391081

Odd, I can't get it to open.

Posted by: Golfman at October 27, 2021 06:06 PM (hOMhY)

159
Add murder hornets to the sand flea treatments for Fauci, et al.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 06:06 PM (Mzdiz)

160
Fairfax County borders Loudoun County. Maybe the parents in Fairfax are getting queasy about McAwful's stance on parents having no say in how their kids are brain-washed by public school teachers, given what's been going on in Loudoun.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (k4dH2)


Fairfax got everything Loudoun did. Except the Fairfax School Board didn't bother having public discussion about it.

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 06:06 PM (mbFEM)

161 Who stole it?

https://tinyurl.com/55swhhhb

Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic at October 27, 2021 06:06 PM (Xrfse)

162 What happens when you gene splice a murder hornet with a sand-flea?

Pretty sure we can get Fauci to have the NIH fund the research.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:07 PM (vjloV)

163 "For example there is no longer a requirement for a voter id when voting in person or absentee.
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (mbFEM)"

Isn't there another number you have to put in the ballot, last four of SS or something?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:07 PM (o/2rX)

164 fire ants, lots and lots of fire ants.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:07 PM (QRj9Q)

165 Spent some time in Virginia a couple of weeks ago -- lots of Youngkin signs, no McAuliffe ones.

Oh, BTW, good evening, 'rons and 'ettes, especially DJ {{{SMH}}} I briefly regretted missing most of the dance party, but then I remembered that I have the dance moves of ... well, most white guys.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 06:08 PM (Agr8U)

166 Who stole it?

https://tinyurl.com/55swhhhb

Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic at October 27, 2021 06:06 PM (Xrfse)

Some cranks?

Posted by: Not Me at October 27, 2021 06:08 PM (7bRMQ)

167 Pinnochio Flakes ... Cereal lies. Even better than Kaboom!

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:08 PM (/uaBM)

168 McAuliffe is also underperforming with African American voters. I guess they don't think blackface was funny.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:08 PM (o/2rX)

169 Looks like Cumulus cut Bonginos radio show.

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2021 06:08 PM (+ya+t)

170 The clot shot will kill more children then COVID will.

The Party that demands post-birth abortion is looking out for the health and welfare of your children.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:08 PM (+LCoQ)

171 If Youngkin manages to pull this out, the Dem hysterics will be the stuff of legend.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (sWM8x)
........

I thought Virginia is for Lovers.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2021 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

172 Tami: "Watch the video where Garland says he 'won't comment on any investigations.'"

Meh. I see that and call it the Get Out Of Uncomfortable Questioning Free Card.

A DC-standard smokescreen to run away from accountability. Nothing will happen I'm afraid. PETA might be able to extricate Fauci. Global bioweapon release and coverup? Not enough impetus. But puppies!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 27, 2021 06:09 PM (aXxgO)

173

Tongue keeps on slipping slipping slipping
It's his best feature

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2021 06:09 PM (63Dwl)

174 bullet ants > fire ants. Hope to hell bullet ants don't get established.

They all them bullet ants because the stings feel like you've been shot.

So, we'll mix bullet ants with murder hornets and sand fleas. Gain the fuck out of some function there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 06:09 PM (Mzdiz)

175 S'Puppy!!!. Don't ever let that stop you.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:09 PM (QRj9Q)

176 Pinnochio Flakes ... Cereal lies. Even better than Kaboom!

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:08 PM (/uaBM)

Nothing's better than Kaboom.

Posted by: Clown at October 27, 2021 06:10 PM (7bRMQ)

177 >Is there a link to that?
Posted by: Molly k. at October 27, 2021 05:55 PM (Qj/G4)

I should have linked the primary source document.

Table 14:
https://www.fda.gov/media/153447/download

They model that males take the brunt of the myocarditis damage. Anyone who allows them to inject this shit into their kids, especially boys, is putting those kids at risk of a severe problem for absolutely zero benefit.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 06:10 PM (cSs/W)

178 Fairfax got everything Loudoun did. Except the Fairfax School Board didn't bother having public discussion about it.
__________

Yeah, that's the point. The arrogant pols have been keeping the parents in the dark, but the stuff in Loudoun spilled into the media when the Smith dad made a ruckus at the school board meeting and got arrested. Now local parents are paying more attention, and they probably don't like what they see.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 06:10 PM (k4dH2)

179 Have murder hornets actually actually murdered anyone yet? Not that I've heard anyway. So we should call them non-murder hornets. Anyway, the FBI would probably run a sting operation to entrap them.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:11 PM (/uaBM)

180 Never trust a person who wags their forfinger at you and absolutely neve smell it.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 06:11 PM (AmoqO)

181 125 " ( I'm not a plant)
Posted by: Just a side note "

You can still call any vegetable.
Posted by: Tater at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)

Tater: Is that a (remarkably obscure) Mothers of Invention reference? If so, well done, sir or madam!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 27, 2021 06:11 PM (BYvMm)

182 Schnorflepuppy Agr8U

Lots of trump signs everywhere in 2020, and still out here in 2021.

I danced, as a left-footed human. Lack of talent was no barrier ot me.

Have a plan for next year. And it was very good to meet you, and for you to help Iris get to the airport.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

183 You know, the EM-2 is so ugly it almost comes out the other side to being beautiful.

Whose bright idea was the bayonet? On a bullpup?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:12 PM (csEWM)

184 Pretty sure murder Capital Hill police have murdered more people in the US then "murder" hornets have.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2021 06:12 PM (ESjRY)

185 If Youngkin wins, I hope in his victory speech he mocks the way McAuliffe dances and calls him a loser.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2021 06:12 PM (o/2rX)

186 EM-2?

You really need the EM-50

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:12 PM (vjloV)

187 Looks like Cumulus cut Bonginos radio show.

Yep, it was reruns Monday and yesterday. Just assumed that Cumulus/Westwood One hates ratings and wants to be a leader in the ending of radio as a medium.

They say that Rush Limbaugh revived AM Radio from the dead.

Suzanne Grimes is the death of it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:13 PM (+LCoQ)

188 It was only manslaughter ... the murder hornet didn't know it was loaded. It's going to make a movie.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:13 PM (/uaBM)

189 180 Never trust a person who wags their forfinger at you and absolutely neve smell it.
Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2021 06:11 PM (AmoqO)

Only instances I can think of finger wagging in the past 30 years:

-Robert Patrick in Terminator 2.

-a teacher in Chicago(?) was on strike (this was years ago) and she was gleefully telling the camera to show her the green!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:13 PM (csEWM)

190 186 EM-2?

You really need the EM-50
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:12 PM (vjloV)

Nice reference, anna!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:14 PM (csEWM)

191 Oh, and Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky Mouth Hug scandal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:15 PM (csEWM)

192 Even pictures of Mc Awful set off my slime meter.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:15 PM (QRj9Q)

193 You know, the EM-2 is so ugly it almost comes out the other side to being beautiful.

Whose bright idea was the bayonet? On a bullpup?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:12 PM (csEWM)

Well, we admit it was a sticking point in production, but we decided to go with it.

Posted by: MOD at October 27, 2021 06:15 PM (7bRMQ)

194 Dikembe Motombo

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 06:16 PM (KAi1n)

195 Yep, it was reruns Monday and yesterday. Just assumed that Cumulus/Westwood One hates ratings and wants to be a leader in the ending of radio as a medium.

My mediocre brain is still not properly processing the obvious. The free flow of information is dead. Information (and truth) is what "our betters" say it is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2021 06:16 PM (Xrfse)

196 Need lots of WD-40 to keep those MD-50s running. Have they switched them to electric yet?

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:16 PM (/uaBM)

197 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 06:17 PM (arJlL)

198 You can still call any vegetable.
Posted by: Tater at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)



You need to call one today, when you get off the train.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

199
The murder hornet hasn't murdered anyone here in North American yet.

In China, they say (if you want to believe anything they say) they kill about 40 people per year.

One sting won't kill you. 10 and you'll be in bad shape. 30 or more stings, and you'll likely be DRT without emergency treatment.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 06:17 PM (Mzdiz)

200 "Maybe the parents in Fairfax are getting queasy about McAwful's stance on parents having no say in how their kids are brain-washed by public school teachers, given what's been going on in Loudoun."
Fairfax has their own legion of angry parents.
When CRT appeared at Thomas Jefferson HS (stem magnet school), a group of parents opposed to it ran for PTA and won, resulting in the first black PTA president at the school.
The wine moms there promptly petitioned the national PTA association to disavow the TJ PTA.
They've tried recall too, but their Soros DA Descano had the case thrown out.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 27, 2021 06:18 PM (W7IZQ)

201 So the murder hornets operate as a gang. Interesting.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:18 PM (/uaBM)

202 Dikembe Motombo
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 06:16 PM (KAi1n)

that means "no worries"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rage-oholic at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (xPJvm)

203 You really need the EM-50
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:12 PM (vjloV)

---------

Couple of soldiers took it to get it washed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (kTF2Z)

204 194 Dikembe Motombo
Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 06:16 PM (KAi1n)

Good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (csEWM)

205 Lolol

Posted by: McConnell and McCarthy at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (XPH0Y)

206 Hornet suspected of murder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (63Dwl)

207 "Nothing will happen.
Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen "

That guy that always thinks nothing will happen Johnson is right!

Posted by: Johnson Johnson's Johnson at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

208 *hmmm*

Power Ball is $71.6 million cash tonight. That would be nice to win.

"Come on Miracle!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (vjloV)

209 122 SMH

I'm going to bring polka music on a stick drive. Next year. Fair warning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM
Klezmer versions of 50s-60s rock, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (0OP+5)

210 Buzz Lightyear movie teaser trailer.

https://youtu.be/BwPL0Md_QFQ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (YYlyE)

211 Dikembe Motombo

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2021 06:20 PM (Xrfse)

212 One sting won't kill you. 10 and you'll be in bad shape. 30 or more stings, and you'll likely be DRT without emergency treatment.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 06:17 PM (Mzdiz)

I say we need to begin a campaign of genocide against all hornets, wasps and yellow jackets. Kill them all.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:20 PM (csEWM)

213 Eromero

Your music tastes, your memory stick.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:20 PM (u82oZ)

214 good point. if they'd just embiggen the gender box on the passport, they could use XX and XY for the gender options, with occasional forays into things like XXY.

If there is a 'Y' anywhere in that letter array, the bearer is a male. Always has been that way.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:21 PM (+LCoQ)

215
Yes! Let's kill everything that's bad! Kill anything that scares Karen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 06:21 PM (Mzdiz)

216 It's time for a one hornet a month law.

Posted by: Just saying at October 27, 2021 06:22 PM (IRxo/)

217 "You need to call one today, when you get off the train.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)"

867-5309

Posted by: A vegetable responding to you at October 27, 2021 06:22 PM (Tnijr)

218 Fear the Moron who brings:
A. The complete Weird Al Yankovic collection on a USB drive
B. The complete Oh No Yoko collection

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:22 PM (vjloV)

219 If Youngkin manages to pull this out, the Dem hysterics will be the stuff of legend.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (sWM8x)

Has he signed any high skool yearbooks in the last 40 years?

Posted by: Alabama Hayseed Voters at October 27, 2021 06:23 PM (R/m4+)

220 publius, how about the reverse?

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:23 PM (QRj9Q)

221 215
Yes! Let's kill everything that's bad! Kill anything that scares Karen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 06:21 PM (Mzdiz)

I hate and fear all of the little bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:23 PM (csEWM)

222 198 You can still call any vegetable.
Posted by: Tater at October 27, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)


You need to call one today, when you get off the train.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

Made me smile to think I'm not the only person on the entire planet that got that reference. There are other people like me!

/happy

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 27, 2021 06:23 PM (BYvMm)

223 Lulz.

Marine Corp vet that disarmed store robber accepts award from police in Let's Go Brandon t-shirt.

https://tinyurl.com/27xfacmb

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 06:23 PM (7F9te)

224 Holy sh*t, they're going to inject 5-11 year olds with a completely new vaxxine, which I assume was never tested on ANYONE.

FDA, page 14:

"To provide a vaccine with an improved stability profile, the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine for use in children 5-11 years of age uses tromethamine (Tris) buffer instead of the phosphate-buffered saline (PBS) as used in the previous formulation and excludes sodium chloride and potassium chloride."

fda.gov/media/153447/download

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 06:23 PM (BDWWT)

225 So, when will we know that McAwful won?
June?
July?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 27, 2021 06:24 PM (IRxo/)

226 "Come on Miracle!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2021 06:19 PM (vjloV)

Whinny!

Posted by: Miracle at October 27, 2021 06:24 PM (7bRMQ)

227 Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:25 PM (u82oZ)

228 "There are other people like me! "

We are the other people.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at October 27, 2021 06:25 PM (Tnijr)

229 >>> I think she's bi-polar. She goes from crazy to sane to back to crazy. She annoys me.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2021 05:57 PM (NpAcC)


It's some grift to send her money so she can "own the libs" at campuses around the country. I think it's so quaint they sent it by mail as if I don't throw 99.9999% of that crap away without even looking at it. I just happened to glance at it a half-second more and noticed her pic on the front.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:25 PM (Tm5Ir)

230 I think it's open season on hornets, you can kill as many as you want every day

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 06:25 PM (2JoB8)

231 Well i just voted.
WA state crap.
Gawd this state is screwed.
I need liquor.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:26 PM (axyOa)

232 Night NaCLy Dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 06:26 PM (csEWM)

233 Sweet dreams. Salty.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:26 PM (QRj9Q)

234 *hmmm*

Power Ball is $71.6 million cash tonight. That would be nice to win.

"Come on Miracle!"
Posted by: Anna Puma

Good Luck, Anna !

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (arJlL)

235
Total bee, wasp, hornet deaths average about 62 per year in the US. Range is from 41 to 89. And men are hardest hit. 80% of the deaths are men.

Roughly the same death rate as covid among 5 - 11 year olds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (Mzdiz)

236 >Holy sh*t, they're going to inject 5-11 year olds with a completely new vaxxine, which I assume was never tested on ANYONE.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - all of modern medicine is based on abortion at October 27, 2021 06:23 PM (BDWWT)

Welp, the only way to find out the effects is just to inject all of the kids, right FDA commissioners?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (cSs/W)

237 I need liquor.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:26 PM (axyOa)

-----------

An evergreen comment!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (kTF2Z)

238 Former Chief of Police of the Manzanita Tribal Police Department found guilty of selling memberships to his police department for the purpose of allowing the purchaser to carry a concealed weapon.

https://on.mktw.net/2Zw0Ayu

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (YYlyE)

239 I think it's open season on hornets, you can kill as many as you want every day.

.....

What a waste.

Fresh hornet milk is a delicacy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (7F9te)

240 We need to fight the murder hornets fairly. Do not use those spray insecticides, they are weapons of mass destruction and have been banned throughout the Galaxy.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (/uaBM)

241 I need liquor.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:26 PM (axyOa)

-----------

An evergreen comment!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2021 06:27 PM (kTF2Z)

***
Heh!
Evergreen...Everclear. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2021 06:28 PM (axyOa)

242 I danced, as a left-footed human. Lack of talent was no barrier ot me.

Have a plan for next year. And it was very good to meet you, and for you to help Iris get to the airport.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 27, 2021 06:11 PM (u82oZ)


Happy to be helpful. Plus I'm a former Uber driver, so I know the drill.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 27, 2021 06:28 PM (Agr8U)

243 "I need liquor.
Posted by: Diogenes"

And liquor needs you. Isn't it nice to be needed?

Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2021 06:28 PM (Tnijr)

244 I always liked the score between sharks and humans: Sharks 5 vs. humans 3 million per year. I wonder if sharks have nightmares?

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:29 PM (/uaBM)

245 Kilcer accepted the award wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap and a "Let's Go Brandon" t-shirt - which is just awesome

Yes, it is. Well done, young man.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2021 06:29 PM (Xrfse)

246 218 Fear the Moron who brings:
A. The complete Weird Al Yankovic collection on a USB drive
B. The complete Oh No Yoko collection


in one play list. on shuffle.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 27, 2021 06:29 PM (sGtp+)

247 Moron Robbie I get site cannot be reached on
fda.gov/media/153447/download

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:29 PM (YZG/i)

248 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:30 PM (BDWWT)

249 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at October 27, 2021 06:31 PM (2JoB8)

250 Society exists to spread fear and terrorize us. If it's not nuclear plant meltdown or killer sharks, it's murder hornets and Covid. Reeeeeeeee!

*runs and hides under bed*

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 06:31 PM (/uaBM)

251 Moron Robbie I get site cannot be reached on
fda.gov/media/153447/download

**

Try my name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested on ANYONE, see p14 at October 27, 2021 06:31 PM (BDWWT)

252 Ever hear of a rock band called "Polkacide"?
Heavy metal shredder polka.

Posted by: casual observer 1027 at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (jTmQV)

253 Well, on to other pursuits.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (Xrfse)

254 We can handle a little Kinky around here. Friedman that is. Them other two-Nope.

Posted by: Ben Had -- member- Ashli Babbitt Society at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (QRj9Q)

255 It's in here. Look for the section on myocarditis near the end of the post:

https://tinyurl.com/r42h8bpf
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 06:05 PM (cSs/W)

.....

Much thanks!

Posted by: Molly k. at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (Qj/G4)

256 248
That works

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 27, 2021 06:32 PM (YZG/i)

257 218 Fear the Moron who brings:
A. The complete Weird Al Yankovic collection on a USB drive
B. The complete Oh No Yoko collection


No throat signing hits in the mix?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:34 PM (+LCoQ)

258 245 Kilcer accepted the award wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap and a "Let's Go Brandon" t-shirt - which is just awesome

Yes, it is. Well done, young man.
_________

I was at the mechanic's shop this morning in AZ, getting some new tires put on my car. There were two men sitting in the waiting area, both wearing MAGA caps.

I still don't believe Biden won AZ. Those tens of thousands of fake and non-existent "voters" won it for him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 27, 2021 06:35 PM (k4dH2)

259 nood cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (Tm5Ir)

260 Welp, the only way to find out the effects is just to inject all of the kids, right FDA commissioners?

We are all beagles now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (+LCoQ)

261 We are the other people.


You're an other people too.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

262 >We are all beagles now.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 27, 2021 06:36 PM (+LCoQ)

That's good

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 27, 2021 06:37 PM (cSs/W)

263 Gosh, I finally understand the Pinocchio chart. It isn't based on the size of the whopper told; instead, it is based on the number of times the lie is repeated!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2021 06:39 PM (TZWZk)

264 Kilcer accepted the award wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap and a "Let's Go Brandon" t-shirt - which is just awesome

Yes, it is. Well done, young man.

and a MAGA cap!

Posted by: free tibet at October 27, 2021 07:13 PM (CL76w)

265 >>87 Hey ZOD! Good to see you.
Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2021 05:54 PM (/uaBM)

Good to see you, too! How's kicks?

Posted by: ZOD at October 27, 2021 09:11 PM (xK9An)

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