Mid-Morning Art Thread

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In The Corner
George Luks

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Actually cute.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 08:30 AM (arJlL)

4 Little girls whispering secrets. I like it!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (mD/uy)

5
In 30 years, his life will be ruined by a rape allegation from this girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (/U27+)

6 Little girl is getting jiggy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (OCTRt)

7 Thats a boy in a skirt trying to kiss another boy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)

8 She's telling a fart joke.

Farts are funny. Especially to kids.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Jenny's mommy has a dick, pass it on

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (zdpQZ)

10 I woulda been FIRST, but those rotten kids !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (arJlL)

11 7 Thats a boy in a skirt trying to kiss another boy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)

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All this gender assumption is triggering me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

12 Thats a boy in a skirt trying to kiss another boy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)


A Twix commercial.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Joe Biden as a child.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 08:31 AM (7moj5)

14 She'll be ordering him around by afternoon recess!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (UHVv4)

15 Hope they're vaxxed.

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)

16 Little girls in hideous shoes telling secrets. Nice.

Posted by: huerfano at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (MzKgG)

17 Jenny's mommy has a dick, pass it on
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

LOL !!!

Threadwinner !

Shut 'er down !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (arJlL)

18 Burn into my hippocampus

Posted by: Ballsey Ford at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)

19 They have big feet.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

20 The little boy (I presume the grinning kid is a boy) looks kind of like the middle son, Chip, on My Three Sons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:33 AM (txdEq)

21 That face just doesn't look right.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 08:33 AM (G2zl5)

22 Oh, I'm a naughty person and I must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: You must tie me down on a bed and spank me!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 08:33 AM (mD/uy)

23 How cute

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 08:33 AM (acHCA)

24 I guess she's telling him his first dirty joke.

"Wanna hear a dirty story?"

"Sure!"

"A little white pig fell in the mud. The end."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:34 AM (txdEq)

25 That boy needs the stupid grin slapped off his face.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2021 08:34 AM (UuD2k)

26 It's almost like it is too detailed for the rest of the painting.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 08:34 AM (G2zl5)

27 She wore a raspberry beret The kind you find in a second hand store Raspberry beret And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more Raspberry beret

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)

28 Kid on the left has a big nose.

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2021 08:34 AM (88xKn)

29 And I didn't even notice the shoes. Those ar like ridiculous clown shoes

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (G2zl5)

30 Maybe the grinning kid is not a boy. The hair is longer than you'd expect to see on a male child until very recently.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (txdEq)

31 21 That face just doesn't look right.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 08:33 AM (G2zl5)

Because it's not masked!!!

-- Karen McWinemom

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (mNMgp)

32 I think she is telling him a secret and he is liking it

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (xNNZU)

33 "Stay away from that Biden guy. He smells of Ben Gay and urine and sniffs a lot."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

34 I put sand fleas in Tony Fauci's pants.

Posted by: Naughty Girl at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (7bRMQ)

35 Kid on the left has a big nose.
Posted by: dantesed

Big Nose?

Wood eye! Wood eye!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (mD/uy)

36 His sister is tell him to stay safe today as he goes off to his 14 hr a day factory job to help feed the family.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (zdpQZ)

37 They have big feet.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

He must be wearing dad's shoes.

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2021 08:36 AM (AwYPR)

38 Dwarves!

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2021 08:36 AM (mHOXD)

39 They have big feet.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (NpAcC)


Child labor at the wine grape smashing factory.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Unfortunately here before the pedophile, child molestation jokes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2021 08:37 AM (ueGNX)

41 Meant "Not here before..."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2021 08:37 AM (ueGNX)

42 Still, it's cute. I remember in 6th grade when I was writing a Halloween play for our class to perform, one of my girl classmates took me aside and asked me to write a part for a boy she liked. I did, and a good role too -- Larry Talbot the Wolf Man! -- but the play never got produced.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:38 AM (txdEq)

43 Hes laughing at a Muldoon limerick!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)

44 This is super sweet. The expression on the boy's face is priceless.

Do you remember your first kiss?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2021 08:39 AM (U2p+3)

45 She's whispering, "Let's Go Brandon!"

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

46 Boy looks kinda poor but does have good shoes on so maybe not.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 08:39 AM (fN4Tf)

47 Very cute

Posted by: Tuna at October 28, 2021 08:39 AM (gLRfa)

48 Who's the girl with the young Donald Trump?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 28, 2021 08:39 AM (SrHez)

49
"The class trip was so much fun! This nice man took me into the bathroom and held my pee-pee for me! I'm so glad to live in Broward County!"

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 08:39 AM (dQvv7)

50 Oh geez, another commercial for St. Jude's.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2021 08:40 AM (mNhhD)

51 Do you remember your first kiss?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2021


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Like it was yesterday. It was by firelight at the back of the cave as I was finishing my latest wall painting of a great aurochs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:40 AM (txdEq)

52 Very sweet.

I like this.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2021 08:40 AM (haWye)

53 Who's the girl with the young Donald Trump?
Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 28, 2021


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Or the young Barron. He looks like he's gonna be a playa like his dad.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:41 AM (txdEq)

54 Needs a puppy or a kitten.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

55 sweet

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 28, 2021 08:41 AM (YZG/i)

56 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:40 AM (txdEq)

Were you hanging out with Vic?

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2021 08:42 AM (88xKn)

57 Today's painting shows us the horrible life allowed to children under President Trump. Even though the (insert unknown gender choice here) on the right is wearing red - signifying allegiance to those MAGA tards - we see the poor background color as a stand in for the unending horror of a good economy and increased income for the lower classes. The (insert unknown gender choice here) on the left is laughing at the slogans the other one is whispering. Knowing full well the return to norms will follow with the election of 2020.

This item is cross-posted at the the Bulwark.

Posted by: The Art Critic at October 28, 2021 08:42 AM (7bRMQ)

58 Needs a puppy or a kitten.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021


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If it had a kitten or pup, the painting would suggest they were at home, that they are brother and sister, maybe. This way it suggests they are at school -- no pets allowed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:42 AM (txdEq)

59 Girl in Red: Wanna hear a sad joke?
Girl in Brown: Sure!
Girl in Red: Joe Biden.
Both: LOLOlolllll

Posted by: red speck at October 28, 2021 08:43 AM (gS3OW)

60 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021
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Were you hanging out with Vic?
Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2021


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We called him Man of Few Words. Probably because he didn't talk much. A whiz with the spear, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:44 AM (txdEq)

61
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:34 AM (txdEq)

The other day I told a group of kindergarteners the old "what's black and white and read all over?" joke. To my surprise, it was a big hit - I was surprised that they knew what a newspaper was.

Also a great hit on the kindergarten joke list: tell a group of dawdling kids "Hey, make like a tomato and catch up." That's sure to cause at least a few to damn near wet themselves laughing.

To 4 and 5 year olds, I'm like Jackie Mason and Oscar Wilde combined.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at October 28, 2021 08:44 AM (HabA/)

62 It is a sweet painting. The artist was an interesting guy - known primarily for being part of the Ashcan school, but seems to have had a wide-ranging style. Quite the wild man, apparently. Found dead outside a bar after a brawl.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 08:44 AM (mNMgp)

63 Girl in red: $20, same as in town.

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2021 08:44 AM (VJsqe)

64 Also a great hit on the kindergarten joke list: tell a group of dawdling kids "Hey, make like a tomato and catch up." That's sure to cause at least a few to damn near wet themselves laughing.

To 4 and 5 year olds, I'm like Jackie Mason and Oscar Wilde combined.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at October 28, 2021


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"Exercise is wonderful. I could sit and watch it all day."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:45 AM (txdEq)

65 If it had a kitten or pup, the painting would suggest they were at home, that they are brother and sister, maybe. This way it suggests they are at school -- no pets allowed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:42 AM (txd
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I thought they were siblings and at home.
Well, then it needs a chalkboard.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

66 Psssst... we're going to a strip club. How many singles ya' got?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2021 08:46 AM (BFigT)

67 What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun, with a spear through her head!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 08:47 AM (7moj5)

68 If it had a kitten or pup, the painting would suggest they were at home, that they are brother and sister, maybe. This way it suggests they are at school -- no pets allowed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021
***********
I thought they were siblings and at home.
Well, then it needs a chalkboard.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2021


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Or some other detail that suggests a schoolroom, I guess. The siblings thing didn't occur to me, as I never had a sister.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:47 AM (txdEq)

69 Psssst... we're going to a strip club. How many singles ya' got?

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Inflation hasn't hit the strip clubs yet?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 28, 2021 08:47 AM (sX1BW)

70 How well I remember
The look that was in his eyes
Stealin' kisses from me on the sly
Takin' time to make time
Tellin' me that he's all mine
Learnin' from each other's knowing
Lookin' to see how much we've grown

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2021 08:48 AM (VJsqe)

71 Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at October 28, 2021 08:44 AM (HabA/)

That's wonderful. That type of humor is good when told by school bus drivers too. My husband uses it sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2021 08:48 AM (ueGNX)

72 Psssst... we're going to a strip club. How many singles ya' got?


I just swipe my credit card in the slot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 08:48 AM (7moj5)

73 What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun, with a spear through her head!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021


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LOL!!!!

Sixth grade humor at its finest! (I guess I never evolved beyond age 11, then.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:48 AM (txdEq)

74 "Inflation hasn't hit the strip clubs yet?"

2021 strip clubs are different. Venmo kinda kills the thrill, still better than swiping your card.

Posted by: IP at October 28, 2021 08:49 AM (w9UC1)

75 That boy has some very large feet. I can see why the girls want to kiss him.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 08:49 AM (ifUkZ)

76 I just swipe my credit card in the slot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 08:48 AM (7moj5)

Front slot, or back slot?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2021 08:50 AM (7bRMQ)

77 34 I put sand fleas in Tony Fauci's pants.
Posted by: Naughty Girl at October 28, 2021 08:35 AM (7bRMQ)

hahahaha
I didn't want to laugh, but that wasn't possible.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 08:50 AM (TZgEk)

78 I just swipe my credit card in the slot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

!!?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 08:51 AM (mD/uy)

79 G'rump, I gotta go tell that nun joke to somebody. The hallmark of a really great joke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:51 AM (txdEq)

80 The brushwork is a bit, uh clumsy. And his right foot is ginormous.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2021 08:52 AM (NgqoH)

81 "Now that you're home, Samwise Gamgee, I'm gonna make sure you never, ever want to leave again!"

- Rose Cotton

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2021 08:52 AM (dfRN6)

82 Sixth grade humor at its finest! (I guess I never evolved beyond age 11, then.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

"Look up!" Look down!"

"Your pants are falling down!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 08:52 AM (mD/uy)

83 G'rump, I gotta go tell that nun joke to somebody. The hallmark of a really great joke.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:51 AM (txdEq)



I stole it from LittleBrother928; the actual rocket scientist.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 08:53 AM (7moj5)

84 What's brown and sticky?


A STICK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2021 08:53 AM (U2p+3)

85 2021 strip clubs are different.

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They should put a QR code on ... well you know ... to facilitate easy payment transfers.

Weird painting too.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 28, 2021 08:53 AM (sX1BW)

86 Sixth grade humor at its finest! (I guess I never evolved beyond age 11, then.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

"Look up!" Look down!"

"Your pants are falling down!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021


***
In 6th grade we used to make jokes about Doan's Pills, that if you threw a tin into a garbage can it would explode. I have no idea why. (Do they even sell Doan's Pills any more?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:54 AM (txdEq)

87 There's a lion in Mrs. Smith's room!!

What? Really?

No, I was lying at the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 08:54 AM (mD/uy)

88 62 It is a sweet painting. The artist was an interesting guy - known primarily for being part of the Ashcan school, but seems to have had a wide-ranging style. Quite the wild man, apparently. Found dead outside a bar after a brawl.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 08:44 AM (mNMgp)

Covid.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 08:54 AM (TZgEk)

89 15 Hope they're vaxxed.
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)

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I'm sure they've had their cootie shots.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 08:54 AM (CAJOC)

90 When I was about 5, I made up this joke: "When the people of Hungary got hungry, they went to Turkey and ate turkey." The reason I remember that kneeslapper is because I was so proud of it I repeated it incessantly to everyone in a 20 mile radius of me for months. I must have been a tiresome child.

Now off to school!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at October 28, 2021 08:56 AM (HabA/)

91 I just swipe my credit card in the slot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 08:48 AM (7moj5)


Reminds me of when we were in italy, and a "professional" begger kept hounding us for money at the vatican. We didn't have euros yet, and she didn't want american money. My brother says I'll tell you what, bend over and I'll swipe my card in the crack of your ass". lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 08:56 AM (VwHCD)

92 On his Wiki page, George Luks looks like an actor who once played a Russian thug. I'll have to think hard to remember the movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 08:57 AM (txdEq)

93 and she didn't want american money

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Wow, Biden's economy is that bad? I've never met a beggar in this country or any other that wouldn't take American $.

Would not hang this painting.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 28, 2021 08:57 AM (sX1BW)

94 The painter obviously didn't spend a whole lotta time on this piece...but even as loose as the brushwork is, he captured the kid's expression perfectly. That is talent.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 08:57 AM (DJFLF)

95 Those shoes! Now that I think about it, they could be period correct - hand me downs from an older sister. Nothing was thrown out in my house in the 50's/60's - in the 1920s, it was no doubt worse.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 08:57 AM (mD/uy)

96 90 When I was about 5, I made up this joke: "When the people of Hungary got hungry, they went to Turkey and ate turkey." The reason I remember that kneeslapper is because I was so proud of it I repeated it incessantly to everyone in a 20 mile radius of me for months. I must have been a tiresome child.

Now off to school!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at October 28, 2021 08:56 AM (HabA/)

And then they went to Wales and ate whales!
That's incredibly clever for a 5-year-old.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 08:58 AM (TZgEk)

97 Muldoon's start... the girl is whispering to him "There once was a man from Nantucket"

It was at that point, Muldoon knew the reason God put him on this earth.

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2021 08:58 AM (VJsqe)

98 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 08:56 AM (VwHCD)

when a young friend of mine was planning a trip to Italy a few years ago, I warned him about the thieves who prey on tourists. They're everywhere

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 08:59 AM (DJFLF)

99
Wow, Biden's economy is that bad? I've never met a beggar in this country or any other that wouldn't take American $.

Would not hang this painting.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 28, 2021 08:57 AM (sX1BW)

Nope. People in our group tried to give her American money and she kept waving them off. But she kept sticking her cup in our faces. My brother lost it at that point.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:00 AM (VwHCD)

100 That almost looks like a Boy Scout uniform on the little guy.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:00 AM (TZgEk)

101 Little girl: "I told him the gun was cold!"

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2021 09:00 AM (VJsqe)

102 But she kept sticking her cup in our faces. My brother lost it at that point.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

She had a cup!?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:00 AM (mD/uy)

103 Lower your expectations boy!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at October 28, 2021 09:01 AM (yrol0)

104 when a young friend of mine was planning a trip to Italy a few years ago, I warned him about the thieves who prey on tourists. They're everywhere

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 08:59 AM (DJFLF)

Keep your valuables in your pants. No tough guy in the world will search you down there.

Posted by: Johnny Hooker at October 28, 2021 09:01 AM (7bRMQ)

105 You want to trade me that little dime for this big nickel? Sure thing!

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 28, 2021 09:01 AM (4I/2K)

106 Art-related:

ArthurSchwartz; 22h
Miranda Devine: Signed Picasso paintings are selling for $100,000 less than Hunter Biden's "art."
https://tinyurl.com/yesah4ev

Don't bother reading the thread -- it's all leftist trolls who think the Hunter sales are genuine; non sequiturs about Trump and family.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 09:02 AM (UHVv4)

107 Little girl: "I told him the gun was cold!"
Posted by: 496


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

108 when a young friend of mine was planning a trip to Italy a few years ago, I warned him about the thieves who prey on tourists. They're everywhere

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 08:59 AM (DJFLF)

They infiltrate larger tour groups and then start pick pocketing. The day before we were there somebody in a different group lost $1500 because it was in their backpack.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:02 AM (VwHCD)

109 She had a cup!?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:00 AM (mD/uy)

What size were they?

Posted by: Usual Guy Comment at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM (7bRMQ)

110 Well, this is an interesting omen, last two days at Penn State and there are signs up all over campus to gather to protest Milo Yiannopoulos and his upcoming Pray The Gay Away event that being held nearby.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM (P75sc)

111 I just had a interesting thought - imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)

The other visitors would recoil in horror.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy)

112 This is a still from that movie with Donald Sutherland, isn't it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2021 09:04 AM (E+OcO)

113 112 This is a still from that movie with Donald Sutherland, isn't it?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2021 09:04 AM (E+OcO)

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Fellini's Casanova?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:04 AM (LvTSG)

114 Little girl whispers....
"Let's go Brandon"

Posted by: RUReadingthis at October 28, 2021 09:04 AM (aQ25I)

115 I just had a interesting thought - imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)


I would dress up like the Capitol Shaman.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (7moj5)

116
They infiltrate larger tour groups and then start pick pocketing. The day before we were there somebody in a different group lost $1500 because it was in their backpack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021


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As slow, childlike, and easily bamboozled by simple card tricks as I am, even I know better than to walk around with $1500 in a backpack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (txdEq)

117 She had a cup!?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:00 AM (mD/uy)

What size were they?

Posted by: Usual Guy Comment at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM (7bRMQ)

if you saw her you wouldn't care. Older gypsy woman that would make you happy to plow pelosi.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (VwHCD)

118 This is a still from that movie with Donald Sutherland, isn't it?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2021 09:04 AM (E+OcO)

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Fellini's Casanova?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:04 AM (LvTSG)

Eye of the Needle?

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (4I/2K)

119 This is a still from that movie with Donald Sutherland, isn't it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2021 09:04 AM (E+OcO)

The kid's gonna' get stomped?

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (AwYPR)

120 The kid's gonna' get stomped?
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (AwYPR)



Always with the negative waves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 09:06 AM (7moj5)

121 I just had a interesting thought - imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)

The other visitors would recoil in horror.
Posted by: Tonypete


That's why we go at 3:00 am!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 09:06 AM (OCTRt)

122 One of the great Ash Can school artists !

Posted by: Timothy Stenger at October 28, 2021 09:06 AM (33qKO)

123 As slow, childlike, and easily bamboozled by simple card tricks as I am, even I know better than to walk around with $1500 in a backpack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (txdEq)

...and then you have biden voters.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:06 AM (VwHCD)

124 This is a still from that movie with Donald Sutherland, isn't it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2021


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Outtake from a deleted flashback scene with Oddball in Kelly's Heroes, I suppose?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:06 AM (txdEq)

125 "if you're having a hard time smiling, pretend the guy painting us isn't wearing pants. Oh wait, he really ISN'T wearing pabn

Posted by: JEM at October 28, 2021 09:07 AM (8erNz)

126 European Gypsy gangs are notorious

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 28, 2021 09:07 AM (zdpQZ)

127 Her other hand is on his ass.

Posted by: 22LR at October 28, 2021 09:07 AM (5Bzpu)

128 As slow, childlike, and easily bamboozled by simple card tricks as I am, even I know better than to walk around with $1500 in a backpack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021
*
...and then you have biden voters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021


***
Huh? What? Oh. Yeah. Okay.

Posted by: Biden Voters at October 28, 2021 09:07 AM (txdEq)

129 "if you're having a hard time smiling, pretend the guy painting us isn't wearing pants. Oh wait, he really ISN'T wearing pabn
Posted by: JEM at October 28, 2021 09:07 AM (8erNz)


Ah, a Hunter painting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 09:07 AM (7moj5)

130 -
This is a still from that movie with Donald Sutherland, isn't it? -
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Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Pinto at October 28, 2021 09:08 AM (8rX4S)

131 This is a still from that movie with Donald Sutherland, isn't it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2021

The one where we get a split-second of Sally Kellerman nekked in the shower?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2021 09:08 AM (dfRN6)

132 Another agency adviser, Dr. Eric Rubin of Harvard University said, "We're never going to learn about how safe this vaccine is unless we start giving it."





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If you give your child this vaccine you're a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2021 09:09 AM (DcKNO)

133 You know what they say about guys with big feet:
Big shoes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 28, 2021 09:09 AM (vuisn)

134 127 Her other hand is on his ass.
Posted by: 22LR at October 28, 2021 09:07 AM (5Bzpu)

"On"?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:10 AM (TZgEk)

135 I just had a interesting thought -- imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)
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Would pants be optional??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 09:11 AM (UHVv4)

136 I imagine that Kris would be so . . . delighted to do that.
We may never hear from her again.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:11 AM (TZgEk)

137 Oh, Linus! You're my Sweet Baboo!

Posted by: Sally Ann Brown at October 28, 2021 09:12 AM (4I/2K)

138 ...and then you have biden voters.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:06 AM


Say what you may about them, but they're very efficient. 61 million of them generated 81 million votes.

Almost like Jesus feeding the masses with a single loaf of bread.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 09:12 AM (dQvv7)

139 I just had a interesting thought - imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)

The other visitors would recoil in horror.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM


Road trip!!!! To the Louvre, Horde!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2021 09:12 AM (m+jkK)

140
Oh, Linus! You're my Sweet Baboo!

Posted by: Sally Ann Brown at October 28, 2021 09:12 AM


Anyone see that Beagle around? What's his name, Snoopy or something?

Posted by: Dr Frauci at October 28, 2021 09:14 AM (dQvv7)

141 If you give your child this vaccine you're a fucking lunatic.


"Medical experiments for the lot of ye!"

Posted by: The Meaning of Life at October 28, 2021 09:14 AM (dB4Iz)

142 Unfortunately Italian-Americans can be easy marks for the thieves, not the gypsies, but smoother operators who can spot an immigrant's fam from a mile away. My aunt got her camera robbed by one of these creeps.

One of that type accosted me and my fam after we picked up our luggage at Fiumicino. He started smiling and talking to us and asked us to open the baggage. Like he was some kind of official.

I just looked him up and down and asked him in Italian: Who in eff are YOU?

and then I glanced over to the poliziotto who happened to be sauntering by.

and that was the end of that.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 09:14 AM (DJFLF)

143 Road trip!!!! To the Louvre, Horde!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2021


***
I wanna go wherever they have the painting of the Nicole Kidman-esque redhead astride her pig!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:14 AM (txdEq)

144 We could ask Kris to guide us through the Art Institute of Chicago, where they have recently ousted their volunteer docents.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (TZgEk)

145 if you saw her you wouldn't care. Older gypsy woman that would make you happy to plow pelosi.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM (VwHCD)

Where's the guy who always said, "I'd hit it," when you need him?

Posted by: Usual Guy Comment at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (7bRMQ)

146

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Duuuunnnngg!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (ZDoOF)

147 Road trip!!!! To the Louvre, Horde!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2021 09:12 AM (m+jkK)

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LeGayPareeMoMee

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (VxC1e)

148 FTSB - How to Live as Long as Methuselah Sample the Nation of Islam diet, as prescribed by Elijah Muhammad No, this isn't a joke. [CBD]

Still, Elijah Muhammad's dietary prescriptions remain alive. For example, in October 2019, the NoI's weekly newspaper, Final Call, reprinted one of his columns, "Foods to Avoid," with a reminder: "If we could eat one meal a week, we could live as long as Methuselah."

Or die feeling like we had.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (7moj5)

149 108 when a young friend of mine was planning a trip to Italy a few years ago, I warned him about the thieves who prey on tourists. They're everywhere
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 08:59 AM (DJFLF)
They infiltrate larger tour groups and then start pick pocketing. The day before we were there somebody in a different group lost $1500 because it was in their backpack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:02 AM (VwHCD)

No idea if this is true but I was listening to a podcast and they got on travel and that apparently around the Eiffel Tower the scammers have taken to catching peoples fingers with string and demanding money to release them.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (G2zl5)

150 @132

>>If you give your child this vaccine you're a fucking lunatic.

Also the CDC is saying, the "immunocompromised" are going to need a fourth booster.

So the term "vaccinated" is non-operative under these bat shit crazy circumstances.

Seriously, I did not think this could get to this dark place but it's here and it's going to get darker I now fear.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (P75sc)

151 I just had a interesting thought - imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)

The other visitors would recoil in horror.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM

Road trip!!!! To the Louvre, Horde!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2021 09:12 AM (m+jkK)

Can you find some dates for me and my friends?

Posted by: Otter as Frank Lyman, Amherst at October 28, 2021 09:16 AM (4I/2K)

152 Jenny's mommy has a dick, pass it on
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

LOL !!!

Threadwinner !

Shut 'er down !
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 08:32 AM (arJlL)

Second! Spit covfefe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2021 09:16 AM (F4uBH)

153 Painting version of what today has been preserved by Kodachrome. Soon to be denounced by the Woke for being too heteronormative, or something.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:16 AM (W+kMI)

154 They infiltrate larger tour groups and then start pick pocketing. The day before we were there somebody in a different group lost $1500 because it was in their backpack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021

***
As slow, childlike, and easily bamboozled by simple card tricks as I am, even I know better than to walk around with $1500 in a backpack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:05 AM


Pick pockets were terrible in the Philippines. Before you crossed the $hit river you moved your wallet to a front pants pocket. They loved lifting wallets, not just for the cash but for that coveted military ID card. Those things went for big bucks on the black market.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2021 09:17 AM (JUOKG)

155 I wanna go wherever they have the painting of the Nicole Kidman-esque redhead astride her pig!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:14 AM (txdEq)

The van's parked by the river. Can't miss it, says "free candy."

Posted by: Usual Guy Comment at October 28, 2021 09:17 AM (7bRMQ)

156 What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator?
A nun, with a spear through her head!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at

Or Bareback Barry gettin' rump-swabbed by Reggie.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 28, 2021 09:17 AM (7LjgJ)

157 Breaking News:

Liz_Wheeler
1/ BREAKING: I've obtained documents exposing the U.S. Navy's plan to issue blanket denial of religious exemptions to the COVID vaccine mandate, in violation of Navy policy.
9:34 PM; Oct 27, 2021 [1 of 32; unrolled here as a regular webpage.]

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1453535521637117954.html

https://tinyurl.com/rwwrt872

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 09:17 AM (UHVv4)

158 Wait until you see what's in this spending bill. The new taxes are crushing, the green boondoggles are massive, the socialist spending is huge and there is more for illegal immigrants then citizens.

But Manchin and Sinema are "moderates" or something. They should put their pictures on the front page of the bill.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2021 09:18 AM (VpIIl)

159

On several occasions in various cities I have hired private art history grad students to take me through museums and discuss the most meaningful if not the most famous items in the collection. So very well worth doing.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 28, 2021 09:18 AM (ZDoOF)

160 Nice picture. Gossip being passed. Let's go, Brandon!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:18 AM (P3gRi)

161 @157 and 158: Small price to pay for no mean tweets.

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2021 09:18 AM (VJsqe)

162 150 @132 Seriously, I did not think this could get to this dark place but it's here and it's going to get darker I now fear.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (P75sc)

I'm still hoping it will get better. A friend and her husband and teenager were vaccinated for school/work reasons, but the mom says she will not get the booster. That might be the bridge too far?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:19 AM (TZgEk)

163 Greetings:

I heard that she was telling him that he could be a girl too.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 28, 2021 09:19 AM (uuklp)

164 The government drives the car that dishes out candy to pick up kids.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 28, 2021 09:19 AM (lSV9+)

165 The superintendent of an Eastern Kentucky school district said "appropriate disciplinary action has been taken" after photos surfaced showing students giving lap dances to staff Tuesday as part of a high school's homecoming week.
Sondra Combs, superintendent of Hazard Independent Schools, did not specify who had been punished.
"As it is a personnel matter, we are not allowed to disclose any further information regarding the specifics of the discipline," her statement said.


So nobody.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:20 AM (2Vfvs)

166 Nice picture. Gossip being passed. Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021


***
Or the telephone game, where a message like "It's cold outside today," after being passed through 20 schoolchildren, comes out as "Brian's a barf weasel."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:20 AM (txdEq)

167
I always loved some Salvadore Dali. Saw one of his paintings in person in Philadelphia and was unimpressed. Photographs of it were so much better. It almost looked small and colorless in comparison.

In photographs it looked to be 36" X 48" - in person about a 16" X 20".

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 09:20 AM (dQvv7)

168 "As it is a personnel matter, we are not allowed to disclose any further information regarding the specifics of the discipline," her statement said.


So nobody.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:20 AM (2Vfvs)

It was noted in everyone's permanent record.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 28, 2021 09:21 AM (4I/2K)

169 I always loved some Salvadore Dali. Saw one of his paintings in person in Philadelphia and was unimpressed. Photographs of it were so much better. It almost looked small and colorless in comparison.

In photographs it looked to be 36" X 48" - in person about a 16" X 20".

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021


***
Paint shortages and broken supply lines back then too?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:22 AM (txdEq)

170 "As it is a personnel matter, we are not allowed to disclose any further information regarding the specifics of the discipline, her statement said."

That's garbage PR speak. The public should absolutely be informed that those adults getting lap dances in school will never be around their children again.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:22 AM (Ectld)

171 My normal comments just can't be used in a painting with kids.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:22 AM (VwHCD)

172 A few nuggets from the AZ Audit:

1. 17,000 voters had two, three, and even four duplicate ballots counted, for a total of over 34,000 counted votes

2. Verified and Approved appeared behind the pointer to the signature box on the return envelope, it was preprinted on the envelope.

3. 27, 807 ballots cast from individuals who had moved prior to the election.

4. 9041 more ballot received than sent.

5. 5295 voters that voting in multiple counties.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)

173 I could only see Kris agreeing to lead the Horde through an art gallery if they were required to wear those Star Trek pain collars and she held the control.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (dfRN6)

174 OT but if I was getting a new dog I would call it Brandon.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (cSyAR)

175 I wonder how much money I can get for my Springsteen CDs at Half Price Books. Dude has really gone and pissed me off. It's like he never really listened to his own music. Celebrate the hard-pressed working class young Americans, down in jungle land, going down to the river, sitting in the darkness on the edge of town...but dancing in the dark, racing in the streets, declaring independence day, and headed out of my home town 'cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.
But then they got older and voted for Trump, so to hell with them all. Bruce, you're not the Boss anymore. You're the Chump, the weak and afraid loser hiding on the back streets, hiding on the back streets.....

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (W+kMI)

176 My normal comments just can't be used in a painting with kids.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:22 AM (VwHCD)

Maybe we'll get a Hunter Biden tomorrow. Oops! Shouldn'ta said that....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (7bRMQ)

177 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This is a delightful painting. Love it!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (axyOa)

178 just had a interesting thought - imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)

The other visitors would recoil in horror.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM

Road trip!!!! To the Louvre, Horde!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2021 09:12 AM (m+jkK)

Could probably take most of us to the Bass Pro Shop in Memphis and we wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (Ectld)

179 No idea if this is true but I was listening to a podcast and they got on travel and that apparently around the Eiffel Tower the scammers have taken to catching peoples fingers with string and demanding money to release them.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (G2zl5)

So, marriage? Oh, you said string.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (2Vfvs)

180 I'd like to congratulate those of you (and you know who you are) who first, looked at this painting of two grade school aged kids sharing a happy moment and in your mind sexualized it. Then secondly thought to actually type that thought in the box and hit "Post".

I'm sure your mothers would be proud.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (t2f0n)

181 Woof! Woof!

That's my other Doge imitation!

disclosetv; 14h
JUST IN - Dog-themed crypto meme coin Shiba Inu has now a larger market cap than Deutsche Bank.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (UHVv4)

182 Daily Mail said this morning that 1/3 of the military is still unvaxed

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (zdpQZ)

183 1. 17,000 voters had two, three, and even four duplicate ballots counted, for a total of over 34,000 counted votes

Does that math work?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:25 AM (TZgEk)

184 174 OT but if I was getting a new dog I would call it Brandon.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (cSyAR)

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Better than all of the people who named their dogs "Fauci." How's that working out for them?

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 09:25 AM (mNMgp)

185 I could only see Kris agreeing to lead the Horde through an art gallery if they were required to wear those Star Trek pain collars and she held the control.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (dfRN6)

The gamesters of kriskelion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:25 AM (VwHCD)

186 I could only see Kris agreeing to lead the Horde through an art gallery if they were required to wear those Star Trek pain collars and she held the control.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (dfRN6)

Your agonizer, please.

Posted by: Kris Fake at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (7bRMQ)

187 I could only see Kris agreeing to lead the Horde through an art gallery if they were required to wear those Star Trek pain collars and she held the control.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2021


***
"200 quatloos that Wolfus Aurelius will try to lick the next painting!"

Posted by: Provider No. 2 at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (txdEq)

188 "As it is a personnel matter, we are not allowed to disclose any further information regarding the specifics of the discipline," her statement said.


So nobody.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:20 AM (2Vfvs)

The person that took the pictures.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (G2zl5)

189 184 Better than all of the people who named their dogs "Fauci." How's that working out for them?
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 09:25 AM (mNMgp)

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Probably not as bad as all the girl power ladies who named their daughters Khaleesi or Daenerys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

190 Methinks mischief is afoot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (a3Q+t)

191 190 Methinks mischief is afoot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (a3Q+t)

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Has mischief been managed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:27 AM (LvTSG)

192 183 1. 17,000 voters had two, three, and even four duplicate ballots counted, for a total of over 34,000 counted votes

Does that math work?
Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:25 AM (TZgEk)


Yes. 1,483,766 is more than 34,000

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:27 AM (2Vfvs)

193 Could probably take most of us to the Bass Pro Shop in Memphis and we wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (Ectld)

Is that the big pyramid looking thing on RT40? I drove past it on the way back from texas. It was frigging huge.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:27 AM (VwHCD)

194 Probably not as bad as all the girl power ladies who named their daughters Khaleesi or Daenerys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021


***
I wouldn't name a cat Khaleesi or Daenerys.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:28 AM (txdEq)

195 Bruce, you're not the Boss anymore. You're the Chump, the weak and afraid loser hiding on the back streets, hiding on the back streets.....

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM


When they were only closing the factories down in Allentown, PA he made millions off the song. When factories were closing all over the entire country he had nothing to say - and he was asked by journalists for comment and he said jack squat.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 09:28 AM (dQvv7)

196 Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)

.....

Insanity.

COVID was used to rig the election via mail in voting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2021 09:28 AM (5We2S)

197 I wonder how much money I can get for my Springsteen CDs at Half Price Books.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (W+kMI)

fiddy cent

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2021 09:28 AM (AwYPR)

198 191 190 Methinks mischief is afoot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (a3Q+t)

========

Has mischief been managed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:27 AM (LvTSG)

Based on yesterday my understanding is that it's been placed in pillows.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:29 AM (G2zl5)

199 Methinks mischief is afoot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2021 09:26 AM (a3Q+t)

========

Has mischief been managed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:27 AM (LvTSG)

Just kidnap him and ransom him off. Easy peasy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: O. Henry at October 28, 2021 09:29 AM (4I/2K)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:29 AM (TZgEk)

201 180 I'd like to congratulate those of you (and you know who you are) who first, looked at this painting of two grade school aged kids sharing a happy moment and in your mind sexualized it. Then secondly thought to actually type that thought in the box and hit "Post".

I'm sure your mothers would be proud.
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But Muldoon, this isn't Twitter or the Brandon Fan Page!

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:30 AM (W+kMI)

202 Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (W+kMI)

I have Springsteen's first six albums, then I got sick of him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2021 09:30 AM (Q9lwr)

203 "Is that the big pyramid looking thing on RT40? I drove past it on the way back from texas. It was frigging huge."

Yep. It was originally supposed to be for playing basketball, I think. But then they turned it into a Bass Pro Shop because that's what I like about the South.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:30 AM (Ectld)

204 197 I wonder how much money I can get for my Springsteen CDs at Half Price Books.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (W+kMI)

fiddy cent
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Not even too fiffty?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (W+kMI)

205
I have Springsteen's first six albums, then I got sick of him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2021 09:30 AM (Q9lwr)



I take pride in the fact that I've never given Bruce Springsteen one thin dime, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

206
fiddy cent
=====
Not even too fiffty?
Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (W+kMI)



Certainly not tree fiddy.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

207 I'd like to congratulate those of you (and you know who you are) who first, looked at this painting of two grade school aged kids sharing a happy moment and in your mind sexualized it. Then secondly thought to actually type that thought in the box and hit "Post".

I'm sure your mothers would be proud.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM


You missed the earlier thread about the elementary school 'class trip' to the gay bar in Broward County, Florida, didn't you? It was still pretty fresh when this thread appeared.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 09:32 AM (dQvv7)

208
I take pride in the fact that I've never given Bruce Springsteen one thin dime, ever.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021


***
I've never been impressed by his "singing" (to me, he mumbles). He was a pretty good songwriter once upon a time -- "Fire" by the Pointer Sisters was his -- but that's all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:32 AM (txdEq)

209 159 On several occasions in various cities I have hired private art history grad students to take me through museums and discuss the most meaningful if not the most famous items in the collection. So very well worth doing.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 28, 2021 09:18 AM (ZDoOF)

For them and for you, both.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:32 AM (TZgEk)

210 They should remake What's Bugging Gilbert Grape but this time have Gilbert's mom transistioning. Do you think Johnny Depp is up for it?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (ifUkZ)

211 I take pride in the fact that I've never given Bruce Springsteen one thin dime, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

His first albums are great...none of the scummy leftist bullshit he sings about now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (Q9lwr)

212 Could probably take most of us to the Bass Pro Shop in Memphis and we wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (Ectld)

Is that the big pyramid looking thing on RT40? I drove past it on the way back from texas. It was frigging huge.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:27 AM


That's it. Been by it but never went in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (JUOKG)

213 etter than all of the people who named their dogs "Fauci." How's that working out for them?
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 09:25 AM (mNMgp)
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Probably not as bad as all the girl power ladies who named their daughters Khaleesi or Daenerys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021
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I wouldn't name a cat Khaleesi or Daenerys.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:28 AM (txdEq)
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In all fairness, there was zero indication that Daenerys was going to flame out and fail in her mad conquest. Everything pointed to her perfect and unstoppable girl power conquest. What a perfect "fuck you" from Martin to all the pill popping cat ladies destroying the nation.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (Ectld)

214 When they were only closing the factories down in Allentown, PA he made millions off the song. When factories were closing all over the entire country he had nothing to say - and he was asked by journalists for comment and he said jack squat.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 09:28 AM


Wait...what?

Posted by: Billy Joel at October 28, 2021 09:34 AM (m+jkK)

215 Could probably take most of us to the Bass Pro Shop in Memphis and we wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Posted by: squid_hunt

Well, it looks like a real pyramid!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:34 AM (mD/uy)

216 FTSB - How to Live as Long as Methuselah Sample the Nation of Islam diet, as prescribed by Elijah Muhammad No, this isn't a joke. [CBD]
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2021 09:15 AM (7moj5)


Okay, someone brought it up. In the article, they include an ad for "Muslim Sardines" which includes the line "The taste will tell you about the flavor".

Okay. I have no response for that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at October 28, 2021 09:34 AM (IUd0M)

217 Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (t2f0n)

I usually am late to the art thread, sometimes I scan the prior commentary. I guess I'll just pass on that today.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 09:34 AM (DJFLF)

218 213 In all fairness, there was zero indication that Daenerys was going to flame out and fail in her mad conquest. Everything pointed to her perfect and unstoppable girl power conquest. What a perfect "fuck you" from Martin to all the pill popping cat ladies destroying the nation.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (Ectld)

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Um...she was threatening to burn cities to the ground for not letting her inside in Season 2. She was always a psycho. She just had the right enemies for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

219 I just had a interesting thought - imagine 100/200 of the Horde visiting a museum with Kris leading us. (and all the snide comments emanating forth)

The other visitors would recoil in horror.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy)


It would have to be a private showing.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (axyOa)

220 What fresh hell does this last Thursday of October bring?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (OalnH)

221
His first albums are great...none of the scummy leftist bullshit he sings about now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (Q9lwr)



I guess I've never been 'exposed' to that, or if I have, I was too young to care. He was full commie when I was old enough to be into music it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

222 >>> Certainly not tree fiddy.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)


The funniest thing is when you find out in av com talk, military or otherwise, they use tree for three. I don't know the history behind it but obviously, at some point, the word three was misinterpreted as something else and that was disastrous. So we have one two tree, as in"ascending to tree fiver" etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (Tm5Ir)

223 "Well, it looks like a real pyramid!"

Technically, it is a real pyramid, just not the cultural icon it pretends to be with the Rednecks, Unlimited sign on the side of it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (Ectld)

224 I'd like to congratulate those of you (and you know who you are) who first, looked at this painting of two grade school aged kids sharing a happy moment and in your mind sexualized it. Then secondly thought to actually type that thought in the box and hit "Post".

I'm sure your mothers would be proud.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (t2f0n)

Uh, I said, What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules.

Posted by: Eric Otter Stratton at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

225 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (Q9lwr)

Yes. When he first started he played Philly bars a lot, The Main Point was one of his regular spots. He was much loved and appreciated here.

But that was in the Before Time.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2021 09:36 AM (DJFLF)

226 202 Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:24 AM (W+kMI)

I have Springsteen's first six albums, then I got sick of him.
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The albums Born to Run, Darkness on the Edge of Town, The River, Born in the USA, and the Rising were some great stuff, the background to the parts of my younger life that knew that things could be hard, but life was still worth living despite the heartache. I raided them for BGM tunes for some of my RPG campaigns without fear. But the Boss by and large lost his connection to his muse, and his base, and went to too many parties with the Elite, and decided to front for them instead. He forgot what he had, and left the Rust Belt for the Beltway. Too bad, really.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:36 AM (W+kMI)

227 "I've never been impressed by his "singing" (to me, he mumbles)."

___

Yeah and?

Posted by: Bob Dylan at October 28, 2021 09:36 AM (OalnH)

228 I have Springsteen's first six albums, then I got sick of him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2021 09:30 AM (Q9lwr)


This. I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't enjoy him but then my tastes changed and he was stuck on a treadmill.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:36 AM (y7DUB)

229 What fresh hell does this last Thursday of October bring?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM


This late in October all the hell is stale.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (m+jkK)

230 227 "I've never been impressed by his "singing" (to me, he mumbles)."

___

Yeah and?
Posted by: Bob Dylan at October 28, 2021 09:36 AM (OalnH)

==========

"I got this..."
-Jimi Hendrix

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

231 Billy Joel did give a mention to our local PA mine fire. So we got that going for us. Centralia: We didn't start the fire, it has always been burning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (y2DHQ)

232 It would have to be a private showing.
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My understanding is all of Hunter's exhibits are private.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (ifUkZ)

233 "Um...she was threatening to burn cities to the ground for not letting her inside in Season 2. She was always a psycho. She just had the right enemies for a while."

I agree, but destruction and nihilism were pretty much the biggest themes of the show, so her winning in flames and death would have been the perfect ending and I'm surprised it veered off at the last moment.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (Ectld)

234 The other visitors would recoil in horror.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy)

It would have to be a private showing.
Posted by: Diogenes

Can you imagine us in the food court?

"A hotdog is NOT a sandwich!"

"Who ordered the chili with carrots?"

and on and on

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (mD/uy)

235 I have Springsteen's first six albums, then I got sick of him.
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What took you so long? Jeebus, I was tired of him after his first album.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:38 AM (ifUkZ)

236 Srmmber murber muble treadmills turnin'
Murmur mumblee sfgjfhrnd

-Bruce Springsteen

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:38 AM (y2DHQ)

237 As slow, childlike, and easily bamboozled by simple card tricks as I am, even I know better than to walk around with $1500 in a backpack.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Want me to hold it for ya ?

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 09:38 AM (arJlL)

238 I don't know the history behind it but obviously, at some point, the word three was misinterpreted as something else and that was disastrous. So we have one two tree, as in"ascending to tree fiver" etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (Tm5Ir)

That's because the military is filled with low, illiterate rurals who are too dumb to get a real commissioned officer's rank. Then, they get stuck in Iraq.

Posted by: Jon Cary at October 28, 2021 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

239 "I've never been impressed by his "singing" (to me, he mumbles)."
___
Yeah and?
Posted by: Bob Dylan at October 28, 2021
*
"I got this..."
-Jimi Hendrix
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021


***
Mumbling, screaming, whatever . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:39 AM (txdEq)

240 I kinda liked Born in the USA, but then I paid attention to the lyrics.

Commie fucktard. The wrong dudes always die in aviation crashes.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

241 What fresh hell does this last Thursday of October bring?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (OalnH)


I'm not sure I want to know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2021 09:39 AM (Ez6QX)

242 When Born in the USA came out I was a kid and liked the song. Yeah America!! And it was Hulk Hogan's song too!!

Then when I realized that Born in the USA was an anti-American song, I stopped giving a fuck about Bruuuuuuce. That was when I was 15-sh.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:40 AM (OalnH)

243 My understanding is all of Hunter's exhibits are private.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (ifUkZ)


My understanding is Hunter will gladly exhibit his privates.

Posted by: Arkansas Hooker at October 28, 2021 09:40 AM (FJYfm)

244 Fresh hell?

Where's Kamala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2021 09:40 AM (BcnaK)

245 I find it ironic that the Navy exemption denial was written by a 1LT Pagan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:40 AM (y2DHQ)

246 Srmmber murber muble treadmills turnin'
Murmur mumblee sfgjfhrnd

-Bruce Springsteen
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:38 AM (y2DHQ)


You forgot "saw back and forth mindlessly on an acoustic guitar."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

247 I don't know the history behind it but obviously, at some point, the word three was misinterpreted as something else and that was disastrous. So we have one two tree, as in"ascending to tree fiver" etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (Tm5Ir)

That's because the military is filled with low, illiterate rurals who are too dumb to get a real commissioned officer's rank. Then, they get stuck in Iraq.
Posted by: Jon Cary at October 28, 2021 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

Right, sir! Attention! *toilet seats render a salute*

Posted by: Pvt Will Stockdale at October 28, 2021 09:41 AM (4I/2K)

248 Coming soon a Army of the Woke And Trannie
Be any sex you want to be

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 09:41 AM (GzZgY)

249 >>> What fresh hell does this last Thursday of October bring?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM (OalnH)


It's decorative gourd season birthing-person fornicator!

Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2021 09:41 AM (Tm5Ir)

250 Woodie Guthrie and "this land is your land" was an elementary school staple for me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (y2DHQ)

251 I take pride in the fact that I've never given Bruce Springsteen one thin dime, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

You and me both.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (VwHCD)

252 Srmmber murber muble treadmills turnin'
Murmur mumblee sfgjfhrnd

-Bruce Springsteen
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021


***
I'll admit that his line about "Strap your hands 'cross my engines" is sort of evocative. And the opening to "Hungry Heart," "Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack; I went out for a ride and I never went back," is a good hook. But I just don't see what all the fuss was about.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (txdEq)

253 All you ever needed to know about Bruce came about when he got his knickers twisted because Reagan wanted to use one of his songs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (BcnaK)

254 Shaving Privates Biden.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (UHVv4)

255 It's kinda looking like they plan on vaccinating us until we're dead.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (N0PjA)

256 A few nuggets from the AZ Audit:

1. 17,000 voters had two, three, and even four duplicate ballots counted, for a total of over 34,000 counted votes

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)

Huh? If 17000 voters each had only two ballots counted, that right there amounts to 34,000 votes. If some of those 17,000 voted even more than twice, the number should esceed 34,000.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (P3gRi)

257
You and me both.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (VwHCD)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

258 What fresh hell does this last Thursday of October bring?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM


I can remember some massive stock market crashes in the past, that seemed to all start in October.

So if we at least get through the next three days with IRA's intact, we got that to be cheerful about.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 09:43 AM (dQvv7)

259 Ryan started the fire.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 28, 2021 09:43 AM (vuisn)

260 Can you imagine us in the food court?

"A hotdog is NOT a sandwich!"

"Who ordered the chili with carrots?"

and on and on
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (mD/uy)

Imagine the bus ride to the museum! Mooning the other cars. Rude signs from the windows.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 09:43 AM (axyOa)

261 Technically, it is a real pyramid, just not the cultural icon it pretends to be with the Rednecks, Unlimited sign on the side of it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:35 AM



It was originally a concert and sports venue, but of course Memphis managed to screw that up. The acoustics were horrible and the location wasn't conducive for major events due to traffic/parking limitations. So it sat empty for several years, until BPS got it at IIRC a pretty steep discount.

Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2021 09:43 AM (sa1P4)

262 Musically speaking, Bruce Springsteen is Van Morrison as a commie.

Posted by: red speck at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (gS3OW)

263 211 I take pride in the fact that I've never given Bruce Springsteen one thin dime, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

His first albums are great...none of the scummy leftist bullshit he sings about now.
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Springsteen did try to be the blue bubble critics' darling in the before times with his debut album, when he tried to be East Coast Dylan, and got nothing except royalties from Manfred Mann. Then he tried again with Nebraska which got accolades but sold not very much. You'd think he would've learned, but I guess some lessons need repeating. Maybe the success of his good albums insulated him from the bad ones. Or maybe as a fan I treasured the music more than the man in the end. But he told me where to go with the Obummer duet, so now it's my turn to return the favor.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (W+kMI)

264 255 It's kinda looking like they plan on vaccinating us until we're dead.
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (N0PjA)

____

Fuckin' eh!!

Posted by: Pfizer CEO and major shareholders at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (OalnH)

265 >>> Huh? If 17000 voters each had only two ballots counted, that right there amounts to 34,000 votes. If some of those 17,000 voted even more than twice, the number should esceed 34,000.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (P3gRi)


Math is hard

Posted by: barbie at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (Tm5Ir)

266 Ryan started the fire.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 28, 2021 09:43 AM (vuisn)

Pass it on!

Posted by: Mrs O'leary's Cow at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (7bRMQ)

267 All you ever needed to know about Bruce came about when he got his knickers twisted because Reagan wanted to use one of his songs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2021


***
The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq)

268 Commie fucktard. The wrong dudes always die in aviation crashes.
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Truth.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:45 AM (ifUkZ)

269 @261 Bert G

The whole thing cracks me up to no end. I've driven past on a couple trips and it makes me chuckle every time.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:45 AM (Ectld)

270 They should remake What's Bugging Gilbert Grape but this time have Gilbert's mom transistioning. Do you think Johnny Depp is up for it?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:33 AM (ifUkZ)


A woman who lived across the street when her husband was a resident at Cleveland Clinic's brother wrote that book (his photo on the back looked just like Mary Claire). Based on her telling us that (my daughter baby sat for them) we saw the movie and read the book. Mary Claire's first comment after we saw the movie and I asked her if it was based on growing up in Iowa; she said yes but quickly added their mother wasn't nearly as overweight as the actress.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:45 AM (y7DUB)

271 267 All you ever needed to know about Bruce came about when he got his knickers twisted because Reagan wanted to use one of his songs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2021

***
The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.
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Zappa was nuts over Reagan. And liked the Svengali Zappa.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:45 AM (ifUkZ)

272 NJ slogan: It is a death trap, a suicide rap, we've got to get out while we are young

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:45 AM (y2DHQ)

273 Imagine the bus ride to the museum! Mooning the other cars. Rude signs from the windows.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021


***
Animal House for the 21st century. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:45 AM (txdEq)

274 PJ Media has started downplaying Virginia. Does that mean we've lost it?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:46 AM (Ectld)

275 I have Springsteen's first six albums, then I got sick of him.
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What took you so long? Jeebus, I was tired of him after his first album.
Posted by: Puddin Head

The only song of his that I like is Pink Cadillac

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 09:46 AM (arJlL)

276 262 Musically speaking, Bruce Springsteen is Van Morrison as a commie.
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Van Morrison has a soul. Bruce is a lizard person.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:46 AM (ifUkZ)

277 Bruce like all leftists talks a big game about helping the little guy. OK Bruce, you have $500M net worth. Give away $475M of it away to poor people. You'll still be richer than 99.9% of the world and help a lot of people.

So fuck off about your bullshit of caring for the little guy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:46 AM (OalnH)

278 233 "Um...she was threatening to burn cities to the ground for not letting her inside in Season 2. She was always a psycho. She just had the right enemies for a while."

I agree, but destruction and nihilism were pretty much the biggest themes of the show, so her winning in flames and death would have been the perfect ending and I'm surprised it veered off at the last moment.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:3

I think ace pointed out that there were actually quite a few examples of her being an insane tyrant when you look back on it. But then a lot of stuff at the end seems fucked up anyways. Probably would have been better to have her go insane in destroying Kings Landing and then having to go after the White Walkers. And having to kill her after that.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:46 AM (G2zl5)

279 >>> It's kinda looking like they plan on vaccinating us until we're dead.
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (N0PjA)

Chinese lung aids is being vaccinated against humanity. At 100% compliance covid will finally be free of us.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM (Tm5Ir)

280 Zrhmble mrmble pink cadillac

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM (y2DHQ)

281 Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2021 09:43 AM (sa1P4)

*waves at Bert G*

How are you? I was hoping to see you in TX!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM (Ez6QX)

282 I'm not a fan of Springsteen however there were a couple songs on his album "The Rising" that dropped shortly after 9/11 that were not totally sucky. I realize he was playing off the country's mood at the time, but compared to some of his other shit this shit wasn't as bad.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM (BFigT)

283 Springsteen is basically the Democratic party in a nutshell. In the 70s, he sang of actual working people, who were kinda getting screwed by the direction the country was going. But as time passed, those working people (the evil white people) were no longer the concern of the cool kids. He moved to songs like Philadelphia (gotta kowtow to the AIDS crowd) and the one about the guy shot by the cops. Now, he honestly could care less about championing the working class.

Posted by: Wally at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM (FJYfm)

284 Can you imagine us in the food court?

"A hotdog is NOT a sandwich!"

"Who ordered the chili with carrots?"

and on and on
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2021 09:37 AM (mD/uy)

Imagine the bus ride to the museum! Mooning the other cars. Rude signs from the windows.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 09:43 AM (axyOa)

We'd look like the inmates going on the fishing boat in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (4I/2K)

285 242 When Born in the USA came out I was a kid and liked the song. Yeah America!! And it was Hulk Hogan's song too!!

Then when I realized that Born in the USA was an anti-American song, I stopped giving a fuck about Bruuuuuuce. That was when I was 15-sh.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:40 AM (OalnH)


Not a very bright kid. That wasn't Hogan's song.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (G2zl5)

286 ... 1. 17,000 voters had two, three, and even four duplicate ballots counted, for a total of over 34,000 counted votes ....
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)
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That's a problem. The number of total votes isn't big enough and I wonder how much is being buried in "more than." 17 * 2 is 34. So assuming perfect duplication across the data set, it would be exactly 34,000 votes counted on 17,000 votes cast. So what does "more than" mean? How many were counted three or four times? Assuming perfect tripling or quadrupling, the total would be 51k and 68k, respectively. Those are big differences.

it also says nothing about whether the ballot was legitimate in the first place. If we assume perfect legitimacy, then the surplus (fraudulent) vote is 17k (the first time it's counted is fine, everything else is bad) at a minimum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (DU+/6)

287 279 Chinese lung aids is being vaccinated against humanity.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM (Tm5Ir)

That's really a scary thought.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (TZgEk)

288 I've never been impressed by his "singing" (to me, he mumbles). He was a pretty good songwriter once upon a time -- "Fire" by the Pointer Sisters was his -- but that's all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:32 AM (txdEq)

The "E Street Band" could rock out, especially with Clarence Clemmons blowing sax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (P3gRi)

289 The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq


Chrissie was fine with it. Her agents or producers or somebody were the ones that pitched a fit. They didn't even ask her what she wanted. When she found about it, she gave the okay. Her dad was a big fan of Rush.

Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (6RgRK)

290 262 Musically speaking, Bruce Springsteen is Van Morrison as a commie.
==========
You take that back. Van Morrison is a fine bluesman who still has game. He's rounder than he was in his prime, but that's no surprise and no worries, really.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:49 AM (W+kMI)

291 267 The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq)

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I think she relented because her dad was a huge Limbaugh fan. Rush made a donation to some charity or she donated the royalties from him to her pet leftist charity.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 09:49 AM (mNMgp)

292 278 I think ace pointed out that there were actually quite a few examples of her being an insane tyrant when you look back on it. But then a lot of stuff at the end seems fucked up anyways. Probably would have been better to have her go insane in destroying Kings Landing and then having to go after the White Walkers. And having to kill her after that.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:46 AM (G2zl5)

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The show dropped the ball on the fantasy front. The plot of the actual game of thrones, I think, ended up really good. The very ending was essentially RR Martin making himself the philosopher king who would bring peace (masturbatory self-gratification), but Dany got to the natural conclusion and Jon dealt with her the only way he should have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

293 Years ago I remember playing a club in jersey where springbean used to play and made a big deal out of ( the stone pony). I remember walking in, looking around, and then saying "Damn, what a shithole".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:49 AM (VwHCD)

294 275 I have Springsteen's first six albums, then I got sick of him.
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What took you so long? Jeebus, I was tired of him after his first album.
Posted by: Puddin Head

The only song of his that I like is Pink Cadillac
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If you like perpetual growling then Bruce is your oyster. I have a cat that constantly growls if you want to accompany Bruce.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:50 AM (ifUkZ)

295 The genius of mass mail voting is pour out ballots then by computer make the vote what you want, the number of ballots are there to justify your total

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 09:50 AM (GzZgY)

296 Not a very bright kid. That wasn't Hogan's song.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (G2zl5)


No. No, it wasn't.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2021 09:50 AM (Ez6QX)

297 The "E Street Band" could rock out, especially with Clarence Clemmons blowing sax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (P3gRi)


But you would call him a n***er if you saw him, apparently.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 09:50 AM (y2DHQ)

298 The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq

Chrissie was fine with it. Her agents or producers or somebody were the ones that pitched a fit. They didn't even ask her what she wanted. When she found about it, she gave the okay. Her dad was a big fan of Rush.

Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (6RgRK)

The 2 dudes that took over Rush's slot still use that song. Somebody didn't want to end the gravy train apparently.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:51 AM (VwHCD)

299 300

Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:51 AM (TZgEk)

300 293 Years ago I remember playing a club in jersey where springbean used to play and made a big deal out of ( the stone pony). I remember walking in, looking around, and then saying "Damn, what a shithole".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:49 AM (VwHCD)

You were in Jersey and didn't realize that until you got to the club?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 28, 2021 09:51 AM (vuisn)

301
PJ Media has started downplaying Virginia. Does that mean we've lost it?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:46 AM


Newsmax says early returns in predominately (R) counties are way up. For an 'off year' election that could mean something big.

Beating the margin of fraud is a whole different matter.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 28, 2021 09:51 AM (dQvv7)

302 295 The genius of mass mail voting is pour out ballots then by computer make the vote what you want, the number of ballots are there to justify your total
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 09:50 AM (GzZgY)

____

Sounds legit.

Posted by: SCOTUS at October 28, 2021 09:52 AM (OalnH)

303 300
Posted by: m at October 28, 2021 09:51 AM (TZgEk)


Again with the premature celebration!

Posted by: Leonidas at October 28, 2021 09:52 AM (FJYfm)

304 The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq)


I thought he said she was cool with it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at October 28, 2021 09:52 AM (IUd0M)

305 283 Springsteen is basically the Democratic party in a nutshell. In the 70s, he sang of actual working people, who were kinda getting screwed by the direction the country was going. But as time passed, those working people (the evil white people) were no longer the concern of the cool kids. He moved to songs like Philadelphia (gotta kowtow to the AIDS crowd) and the one about the guy shot by the cops. Now, he honestly could care less about championing the working class.
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You know, that's a good summary of his musical direction and progress of a sort.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:52 AM (W+kMI)

306 How are you? I was hoping to see you in TX!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM


Howdy! I was hoping to be there, but my job intervened and sent me on business travel for three weeks. So I'll try to make it next year, if the country hasn't collapsed by then.

Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2021 09:52 AM (sa1P4)

307
Animal House for the 21st century. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:45 AM (txdEq)


Or we could do a cooking show, using the cookbook. 'rons and 'ettes whipping up their best dishes while kris does art reviews, CBD does interpretive readings, and Muldoon could do poetry while others do interpretive dance.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (axyOa)

308 299 300
Posted by: m

"Close, Ward, close"

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (arJlL)

309 >>> The "E Street Band" could rock out, especially with Clarence Clemmons blowing sax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (P3gRi)


Yeah, you say that now but in like five minutes you're going to turn all racisty again, unlike me a master non-racist with nary ever a racist thought or deed that I'm trying to cover and distract for by calling everyone else a racist.

Posted by: bruce "Raging Asshole" springsteen at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (Tm5Ir)

310 How do we test teachers to weed out the Marxists.? After the revolution if you will.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (lSV9+)

311 If you like perpetual growling then Bruce is your oyster.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:50 AM (ifUkZ)
++++
Screw him. *I* am the man when it comes to growling. And mumbling. I am the damn *king* of the mumblegrowl!

Posted by: Vin Diesel at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (DU+/6)

312 >>Musically speaking, Bruce Springsteen is Van Morrison as a commie.


And without the talent.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2021 09:54 AM (N70Am)

313 Or we could do a cooking show, using the cookbook. 'rons and 'ettes whipping up their best dishes while kris does art reviews, CBD does interpretive readings, and Muldoon could do poetry while others do interpretive dance.
Posted by: Diogenes

And James Monroe could sing !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 09:54 AM (arJlL)

314 PJ Media has started downplaying Virginia. Does that mean we've lost it?

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A tie always goes the the Democrat, so yes it's over.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:54 AM (OalnH)

315 310 How do we test teachers to weed out the Marxists.? After the revolution if you will.


ask them if they like Springsteen?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 28, 2021 09:54 AM (j9HX3)

316 "A tie always goes the the Democrat, so yes it's over."

They've been projecting a tie for weeks, which says to me they're stalling the numbers. No election stays at a dead heat at 46, 48, and 49%.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:55 AM (Ectld)

317 How do we test teachers to weed out the Marxists.? After the revolution if you will.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (lSV9+)

Assume they are. Let them prove they're not.

Posted by: The Revolution at October 28, 2021 09:55 AM (7bRMQ)

318 How are you? I was hoping to see you in TX!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2021 09:47 AM

Howdy! I was hoping to be there, but my job intervened and sent me on business travel for three weeks. So I'll try to make it next year, if the country hasn't collapsed by then.
Posted by: Bert G

I'm confident that Texas will always be Texas !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)

319 310 How do we test teachers to weed out the Marxists.? After the revolution if you will.
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See if they float after being pushed out of the helicopter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:56 AM (ifUkZ)

320 Or we could do a cooking show, using the cookbook. 'rons and 'ettes whipping up their best dishes while kris does art reviews, CBD does interpretive readings, and Muldoon could do poetry while others do interpretive dance.
Posted by: Diogenes

And James Monroe could sing !
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 09:54 AM (arJlL)
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I'll bring my concertina!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2021 09:56 AM (IcPPU)

321 Or we could do a cooking show, using the cookbook. 'rons and 'ettes whipping up their best dishes while kris does art reviews, CBD does interpretive readings, and Muldoon could do poetry while others do interpretive dance.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (axyOa)


Put me down for interpretive dance. I'm not a good cook.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2021 09:56 AM (Ez6QX)

322 One week out they started projecting the win for McAuliffe, so...

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 09:56 AM (Ectld)

323 "So, Ward was a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

Posted by: June's OB/GYN at October 28, 2021 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)

324 We all know so.e more pain is coming. Cheer up. I believe there is a very distinct line that the media will try to ignore, but will be unavailable.

Given today's 2% GDP in Q3 and Biden taking the WH in Jan, the tailspin can be seen beginning in Jan. MSM will avoid it, but it will be undeniable to most people.

When gas is cheap and shelves are full, you can bicker about dudes in a dress because the basics are being taken care of. That is a luxury.

Cheer up. Even LIV realize (with the help of the MSM) that the current stand-off within the Ds, is that the Ds are in charge.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 28, 2021 09:57 AM (OuBgv)

325 Put me down for interpretive dance. I'm not a good cook.
Posted by: Jordan61

Your husband doesn't have food poisoning !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2021 09:57 AM (arJlL)

326

A hoard field trip to the museum would be like a massively expanded episode of The Young Ones in every possible way...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 28, 2021 09:57 AM (ZDoOF)

327
The "E Street Band" could rock out, especially with Clarence Clemmons blowing sax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (P3gRi)



But you only liked him on stage. He was a n****r to you on the street.

- Baroque Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 28, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

328 Until the GOP gets serious about fraud it will be nothing but a regional party that can only win in deep conservative areas, where elections are legit. And by all accounts, it seems the GOP is just fine with that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 09:58 AM (OalnH)

329 If you like perpetual growling then Bruce is your oyster.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2021 09:50 AM (ifUkZ)
++++
Screw him. *I* am the man when it comes to growling. And mumbling. I am the damn *king* of the mumblegrowl!
Posted by: Vin Diesel at October 28, 2021 09:53 AM (DU+/6)


Cute.

Posted by: Tom Waits at October 28, 2021 09:58 AM (P4LRL)

330 I'll bring my concertina!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2021 09:56 AM (IcPPU)

Oh. Unbooks seat on bus.

Posted by: Trained Monkey at October 28, 2021 09:58 AM (7bRMQ)

331 I worked security for a springsteen concert new years eve 78 at the Cleveland Coliseum. He quit playing in the middle of a set and walked off because people were throwing stuff on the stage. He did come back later and finish.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2021 09:58 AM (JUOKG)

332 297 The "E Street Band" could rock out, especially with Clarence Clemmons blowing sax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:48 AM (P3gRi)
But you would call him a n***er if you saw him, apparently.
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That was what really got me. The Big Man was a great sax player, a real gem, and he gave feeling to any number of songs. He was a guy I could have a couple of beers with and soak up his stories of being with the E Street Band. But yeah, because I'm white and I live in flyover country I'm automatically supposed to n-bomb him and throw my drink in his face. In the end, Clarence Clemmons was a bigger man than Springsteen in every way.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 09:59 AM (W+kMI)

333 Put me down for interpretive dance. I'm not a good cook.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2021 09:56 AM (Ez6QX)


Call it interpretive cooking.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2021 09:59 AM (P4LRL)

334 I'm thinking of a BladeRunner type of test to weed out bad teachers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 28, 2021 09:59 AM (lSV9+)

335 I was sick of hearing about springsteen by the early 80's. There was one radio station in jersey that had a chick DJ, and its all...all she would frigging talk about. Bruce this, bruce that. I swear I'm surprised I didn't hear "Well now top of the hour and we'll talk about the color of the corn in springsteen's shit". She wouldn't let it go. Every other fucking word out of her mouth was bruce springsteen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:59 AM (VwHCD)

336 The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq

Chrissie was fine with it. Her agents or producers or somebody were the ones that pitched a fit. They didn't even ask her what she wanted. When she found about it, she gave the okay. Her dad was a big fan of Rush.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2021


***
I thought I'd heard or read that *she* objected. Good news, then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:59 AM (txdEq)

337 334 I'm thinking of a BladeRunner type of test to weed out bad teachers.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 28, 2021 09:59 AM (lSV9+)

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"You see a boy not wearing a dress..."
"Why isn't he wearing a dress?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, OCP were the good guys at October 28, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

338 Final result will be
McAuliffe 60%
Youngkin 40%

Oh, I guess the polls underestimated the bounce FJB gave.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 10:00 AM (y2DHQ)

339 293 Years ago I remember playing a club in jersey where springbean used to play and made a big deal out of ( the stone pony). I remember walking in, looking around, and then saying "Damn, what a shithole".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 09:49 AM (VwHCD

Greetings from Asbury Park

Posted by: Tofer732 at October 28, 2021 10:00 AM (GcxM3)

340 "Until the GOP gets serious about fraud it will be nothing but a regional party that can only win in deep conservative areas, where elections are legit."

All evidence to the contrary. I'm not saying voter fraud isn't concerning, but the GOP is still competitive. The problem is that the old money thinks they still run things and will pull the party away from what the voters want and isn't giving them an option to vote for, so they don't. It's deliberate malfeasance and cowardice that is killing their chances and that includes the voting security issues.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 10:01 AM (Ectld)

341 But now I want to meet Puddin Head's cat, the music critic.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2021 10:01 AM (W+kMI)

342 Oh, I guess the polls underestimated the bounce FJB gave.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2021 10:00 AM (y2DHQ)


I know understand what is meant by dead cat bounce

Posted by: Wally at October 28, 2021 10:01 AM (FJYfm)

343 When gas is cheap and shelves are full, you can bicker about dudes in a dress because the basics are being taken care of. That is a luxury.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 28, 2021 09:57 AM (OuBgv)

_____

In normal times this is true. But when the govt sends stimmie checks every month, makes it illegal for a landlord to ask for rent, feeds kids 3 meals a day at school and so on.....it doesn't matter what gas costs anymore. As long as Netflix keeps streaming and YouPorn is up, the great unwashed is happy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 10:01 AM (OalnH)

344 Nood ape.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2021 10:02 AM (mNMgp)

345 I hated Shitstain even in high school, when he was really still a local Jersey guy

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 28, 2021 10:02 AM (GzZgY)

346 -
How do we test teachers to weed out the Marxists.? After the revolution if you will. -
-
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Build a bridge out of them!

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2021 10:02 AM (8rX4S)

347 I have ZERO use for Springsteen. Lefty retard. I turn his shit OFF when he comes on the radio.

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 28, 2021 10:02 AM (u3s/7)

348 256 A few nuggets from the AZ Audit:

1. 17,000 voters had two, three, and even four duplicate ballots counted, for a total of over 34,000 counted votes

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)

Huh? If 17000 voters each had only two ballots counted, that right there amounts to 34,000 votes. If some of those 17,000 voted even more than twice, the number should esceed 34,000.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2021 09:42 AM (P3gRi)

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Well, it does say "over 34,000 votes"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2021 10:04 AM (CAJOC)

349
The same with Chrissie Hynde and Rush Limbaugh using one of her intros for his theme music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq)


If memory serves, Hynde wasn't the one squawking, it was her management and record company. While she wasn't particularly happy with the situation (especially since Rush had already paid to use the song), she told them both to back off because her parents were Rush fans, and she donated the Rush royalties to PETA. At least, that's the way I remember it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2021 10:04 AM (n+4am)

350 Somebody just left a section of the NY Slimes in the men's bathroom. I came back to my office, grabbed a black marker, wrote "FAKE NEWS" over it, and hung it back on the rail.

Nowadays it's considered infra dig[/i[ to write graffiti on walls. But nobody said anything about a copy of the Slimes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 10:04 AM (txdEq)

351 Real gross domestic product (GDP) increased at an annual rate of 2.0 percent in the third quarter of 2021, following an increase of 6.7 percent in the second quarter.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2021 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 10:04 AM (txdEq)

353 All evidence to the contrary. I'm not saying voter fraud isn't concerning, but the GOP is still competitive. The problem is that the old money thinks they still run things and will pull the party away from what the voters want and isn't giving them an option to vote for, so they don't. It's deliberate malfeasance and cowardice that is killing their chances and that includes the voting security issues.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2021 10:01 AM (Ectld)

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Nevada and Colorado used to be purple now they're gone. Partly due to demographics but also fraud (CO is all mail in). MI and PA have a fraud machine that brazenly stole 2020 in the open. GA....we all know what happened there. AZ, same thing.

Bit by bit all the "competitive" areas are going deep blue since the GOP refused to take fraud seriously.

The exception is Florida. That state got serious about running clean elections. And what do you know? Republicans keep winning there. Hmmm....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 28, 2021 10:05 AM (OalnH)

354 A hoard field trip to the museum would be like a massively expanded episode of The Young Ones in every possible way...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer,


If we went on any field trip to Chicago, it'd have to be to the Field Museum of Natural History or the Museum of Science and Industry.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 10:05 AM (OCTRt)

355 Greetings from Asbury Park

Posted by: Tofer732 at October 28, 2021 10:00 AM (GcxM3)

Exactly. That whole area became one big shit hole. I was in Maine one year, and ended up talking to a dude in a bar that was touring the country on a motorcycle. One of his stops was going to be asbury park, so he can get the springsteen vibe. I said Uh, you're about 30 years too late, that area is gone, its shit, and they'll probably steal your eyes out of their sockets. he looked...depressed. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 10:06 AM (VwHCD)

356 Noodus simianus minor

(I hate to end this thread, it's been hilarious)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 10:06 AM (txdEq)

357 I have ZERO use for Springsteen. Lefty retard. I turn his shit OFF when he comes on the radio.

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 28, 2021 10:02 AM (u3s/7)

Yup, this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021 10:07 AM (VwHCD)

358 I have ZERO use for Springsteen. Lefty retard. I turn his shit OFF when he comes on the radio.

Posted by: Weasel - Honorary Texan at October 28, 2021

Yup, this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2021


***
I have about 4 Springsteen songs on the flash drive in my car, all named and sorted together, for Miss Linda to enjoy when she's in the car. If it's just me, I forward through them all to something I actually like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2021 10:11 AM (txdEq)

359 If we went on any field trip to Chicago, it'd have to be to the Field Museum of Natural History or the Museum of Science and Industry.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2021 10:05 AM

We had a field trip to the Wonder Bread factory and to the Shedd Aquarium (now the Oceanarium). When we were at the Shedd Aquarium, it was during the time when some whales were stuck somewhere and it was in the news (sometime in the 1980s). The local news showed up at the Shedd Aquarium and thought it would be great to interview some grammar school children about their thoughts on the whales.

So they gathered us all in a group and then a few of us were interviewed. I was unable to get to the front for an interview, but I made sure to photo bomb the group by getting on my tip toes and giving a big cheesy grin from the back of the group. I recorded the 6pm news and sure enough, they had a segment at the end showing our group. And there was me in the background, big cheesy grin and all. Only time in my life I've ever been on TV.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 28, 2021 10:26 AM (Do5/p)

360 We had a field trip to the Wonder Bread factory and to the Shedd Aquarium (now the Oceanarium).

I should have said, when I was a kid, we had a field trip to...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 28, 2021 10:27 AM (Do5/p)

361 Don't forget the tongue, kid.

Posted by: Bilwick at October 28, 2021 10:51 AM (JxYR+)

362 Greetings:

I appreciate Springsteen for two things, his focus on working class youth stories and re-introducing the saxophone into rock after all the years of "guitar" bands.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 28, 2021 10:53 AM (uuklp)

363

Ginger rogers anyone,anywhere,anytime.

Posted by: Saf at October 28, 2021 12:46 PM (PgqFp)

364 The Bitter Biter Bittern

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 28, 2021 05:34 PM (wGqjj)

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