Tuesday Overnight Open Thread

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"I said what I said, and boy, I heard what you said. My God, how could I not? You said you want a safe working environment at Netflix.

"Well, it seems like I'm the only one that can't go to the office anymore!" Dave Chappelle

Quote II

“What we must also recognize is that the reduction in policing currently in our city, and the lawlessness that is happening is due to two things. One, the police have chosen to not fulfill their oath of office and to provide the public safety they are owed to the citizens they serve, right? It’s documented. But even before that, it was documented. The Minneapolis Police Department is the most dysfunctional police department, in our state and probably in the country.” Rep. Ilhan Omar Nuhr (D-MN)

Quote III

“Not only does Jeff Duncan not deliver for the people of the third district—I cannot think of a thing he has truly done—he now sports a vulgar slogan on his mask and walks off the floor!”

“The hypocrisy of the Faith and Freedom BBQ is exposed!” South Carolina, Oconee Democratic Party chairwoman Jody Gaulin

Quote IV

“Initial investigations suspect that the deceased was killed by an elephant and left behind by his accomplices,” Kruger National Park Spokesman Isaac Phaahla

Quote V

"The proposal represents a commonsense step toward ensuring that highly profitable corporations - which sometimes can avoid the current corporate tax rate - pay a reasonable minimum corporate tax on their profits..." Sen. Democrat Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona


Thou shalt not covet.

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Diners in NYC are disenfranchised.

“By the way, the reason that so many bars and restaurant owners need them? That’s because of the vaccine passport,” charged Sliwa. “Ridiculousness. That I need to show a vaccine passport to go indoors at a restaurant, and then personal ID? I just went to vote with my wife Nancy on Saturday,” he noted, “You didn’t need a vaccine passport, you didn’t have to show an ID.”

“But to get a cheeseburger and fries? You gotta show a vaccine passport and ID.” Sliwa added, “That is crazy, and as a result, diners end up going to New Jersey, Westchester, Connecticut, or Long Island where they don’t have to show a vaccine passport or ID.” Mocking, he continued, “Is the air different, Bill? Is the air different in New York City than it is in the tri-state area? This is ridiculous.” The moderator quickly stopped the candidate from continuing.


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This next story demonstrates what is wrong with this country. No one is responsible for their actions. And yes, I am biased, I am employed in the insurance industry. Sucking d*#k leads to an auto insurance claim.

A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.

The woman, identified in District Court documents as M.O., had a sexual relationship with the insured, M.B., in late 2017 including unprotected sex in the latter’s 2014 Hyundai Genesis. M.O. alleges that M.B. had been previously diagnosed with anogenital human papillomavirus (HPV), but he did not tell her about his condition or take steps to prevent transmitting the virus.


If this case go forwards, depositions should be interesting.


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A funny thing in Loudoun County. It is the students who know right from wrong and not the adults who run the schools.

OUDOUN COUNTY, Va. (WJLA)— Loudoun County Public School students planned a walkout Tuesday morning to protest for safer schools after two recent assaults were reported at two different Loudoun schools.

Crowds of students were seen outside schools in the district, including Stone Bridge, Loudoun County High School, Briar Woods High School, Broad Run High School and Lightridge High School.

On Monday, the teen suspect in a sex assault at Stone Bridge High School in May was found guilty on all charges. The victim’s legal team, The Stanley Law Group, tells 7News that the Judge determined that there were facts sufficient that the defendant committed a forcible assault.

Scott Smith, the father of the victim, spoke to 7News investigator Scott Taylor four months after he was arrested at a Loudoun County school board meeting. He said he went there looking for answers after his daughter was assaulted.


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Halloween is one of those "holidays" that people really get into. I've never seen the attraction, but to each their own. Now the Nanny Karens of the Halloween world don't want you to be offensive. Oh piss off Karens.

COVID Costumes Aren't Funny, and Other Dress-Up Faux Pas to Avoid This Halloween
Follow these simple guidelines to ensure your costume doesn't miss the mark. Or just go as a ghost.

It’s long past time to face that dreaded seasonal question: What am I going to be for Halloween? The guide below is designed to help you avoid some of the most common Halloween costume pitfalls and provide tips for truly impressing the guests at your upcoming Halloween Social/Apple Bob-a-Thon.

Avoid “offensive” “funny” costumes
You have the right to wear whatever costume you want for Halloween (provided you’re complying with local indecent exposure laws) but I’m sure you’re also a nice person, and eager not to come across as an asshole. So I’m sure you want to be sensitive to other people’s feelings, and that means being aware of the implications of what you wear.

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I know there are several Morons in the Houston area. Hopefully you'll keep us posted on the following story once December 15th arrives. What are the odds this accused criminal will show up for his next court hearing?

HOUSTON – The teen charged with murder and aggravated assault in a crash that killed three valets made bail over the weekend.

Ahmedal Tayeb Elnouman Modawi, 17, is charged with three counts of murder and one count of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury in the 230th State District Court.


As a condition of his bond, Modawi must wear a GPS ankle monitor under house arrest until his next court appearance. Modawi is permitted to attend school and go to church, according to court documents.

Modawi is scheduled to appear in court again on Dec. 15.

In early October, Modawi’s bond was set at at $350,000 -- $100,000 for each murder count and $50,000 related to the wounding of the passenger who was in the car with Modawi during the police pursuit. Less than a week later, Judge Chris Morton reduced Modawi’s bond from $350,000 to $220,000 -- $60,000 for each murder count and $40,000 for the aggravated assault.

Flight risk? Never heard of it.


Speaking of bail or the lack thereof. Biden's Gender equity plan addresses bail. Gender? Well anyway, they want cash bail eliminated. Unless you were arrested on January 6th in D.C.

As the country faces an unprecedented murder spike, President Joe Biden is claiming that eliminating cash bail for violent criminals is critical to promoting "gender equity and equality."

A 42-page report from the White House Gender Policy Council entitled the "National Strategy on Gender Equity and Equality" outlines a "whole of government" approach to ending so-called inequality between men, women, and transgender people. Among the critical steps necessary to remedy disparities between these groups, the White House alleges, is working to overturn cash bail, a legal mechanism that proponents say helps keep violent criminals off the street.


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It is a step in the right direction. Let's hope that other school board associations follows the moves of the Missouri School Boards Association.

Following national outrage over the National School Boards Association’s September 29 letter calling for federal law enforcement to criminally investigate parents, the Missouri School Boards Association has decided to withdraw from the NSBA “effective immediately.”
The Missouri School Boards Association (MSBA) has decided to officially withdraw from the National School Boards Association “effective immediately” over the NSBA’s decision to ask the federal government to criminally investigate concerned parents for domestic terrorism using the PATRIOT Act.

As Missouri goes: So does Ohio.

The Ohio School Boards Association (OSBA) Board of Trustees voted to end its affiliation with the National School Boards Association (NSBA) after the latter requested a federal crackdown on recent “threats” to school board members.

“The Board of Trustees’ decision was prompted by NSBA’s recent letter to President Joe Biden requesting federal intervention at local school board meetings,” OSBA Chief Executive Officer Rick Lewis said in a statement.

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Now I can take Vegans seriously. Internet users are in stitches as Holland & Barrett has started selling vegan sex toys in the shape of vegetables.

The health food shop has left shoppers bemused as they announced they would now be selling silicone corn on the cob, chilli peppers, carrots, bananas, and eggplants as part of their new range of sex toys.

The £16.95 vibrating bullets are made by 'VeganToys', who specialise in veggie style sex toys and "guilt-free pleasure", and Holland & Barrett said it wants to bring some heat to shoppers' sexual health.


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If I was a parent with children under the age of 17 I would not be subjecting them to the Chinese Kung Fluc vaccination.

An advisory panel for the Food and Drug Administration has officially recommended the two-shot Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine be authorized by the agency to be given to kids ages 5 to 11. There was overwhelming support from the panel, with a 17-0 vote and one abstention.

The emergency use authorization vote was the first major hurdle before the vaccine can be distributed to children. Now that it has passed the advisory panel, it will move on for formal authorization from the FDA.

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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day: 26 Oct 1991
Legendary Rock concert promoter Bill Graham was killed when the Bell 206B JetRanger III helicopter he was riding in struck the top of a Pacific Gas and Electric transmission tower near Sears Point, northwest of Vallejo and exploded. The crash, which left the helicopter's wreckage dangling near the top of the towering structure, killed Graham, his girlfriend Melissa Gold and pilot Steve Kahn. Graham had founded the Fillmore theaters in San Francisco and New York and had played key roles in supporting such bands as The Who, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Janis Joplin, The Band, Bob Dylan, The J. Geils Band, The Allman Brothers Band and The Rolling Stones. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 26 Oct 1999
American singer, songwriter and actor Hoyt Axton died of a heart attack in Victor, Montana aged 61. He wrote songs for, Elvis Presley, Three Dog Night, (1971 US No.1 'Joy To The World'), John Denver, Ringo Starr, Glen Campbell. His mother Mae Boren Axton wrote 'Heartbreak Hotel'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Those that can do, do. Those that can't, teach and those that can do or teach are Genius Award Winners.

Teacher jailed for sex with boy bragged 'horny teenagers flirt with me in class'
Aspiring lawyer Fatinah Hossain was jailed for five years and four months after a court heard that she had groomed a 14-year-old schoolboy and claimed she was pregnant when he ended the relationship


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The American Dream comes true. And numerous people benefit. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

One woman is being called the best boss in the world after she gifted all of her employees one heck of a present.

Last week, CNN reported that investment management company Blackstone had purchased a majority stake in Spanx, valuing the shapewear brand at a whopping $1.2 billion.

Sara Blakely, Spanx’s founder and CEO, surprised her staff with two first-class tickets each to anywhere in the world during a party celebrating the deal. She is also giving them $10,000 each to spend on the trip.

Blakely posted a video on social media of the joyous moment when she announced the gifts, and the employees were so dumbfounded by the news, some of them cried, while others were slack-jawed.

Sara Blakely began Spanx as a side business while selling fax machines door-to-door in her late 20s

Congratulations Sara. Job well done.


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Comments

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1 Howdy Mis Hum!

Been a while since I landed a first on an ONT. How'd I do tonight?

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:00 PM (mZUr4)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2021 09:00 PM (arJlL)

3 First?

Posted by: Farmer at October 26, 2021 09:00 PM (55Qr6)

4 Boom! Nailed it

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:00 PM (mZUr4)

5 Curses, Doof!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

6 Evening, Horde...How goes it? (not first)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

7 But what a magnificent photo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

8 Sniff, sniff. Smells new in here. And gray!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2021 09:01 PM (7bRMQ)

9 Curses, Doof!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

Milliseconds count on the ONT

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)

10 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Iris at October 26, 2021 09:02 PM (6lKe4)

11 1 Howdy Mis Hum!

Been a while since I landed a first on an ONT. How'd I do tonight?
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:00 PM (mZUr4)


You done good kid.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:02 PM (aA3+G)

12 Sponge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2021 09:02 PM (F0YaR)

13 So, uhhhh, Tucker doxxed Techno-fog?

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 26, 2021 09:02 PM (1ais2)

14 Mystery click has been Alderaan'ed

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:03 PM (mZUr4)

15 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 26, 2021 09:03 PM (PlW9M)

16 First thing I notice is, the hidden click video is unavailable.

Not off to the best start.

I'm sure it will get better.

Posted by: mindful webworker is disappointed at October 26, 2021 09:04 PM (fOZm8)

17 Modawi is permitted to attend school and go to church, according to court documents

Just a wild ass guess, but Imma thinking this boy has NEVER gone to "church"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

18 Second thing I notice is, the hidden click video is (now) available.

I knew it would get better!

Posted by: mindful webworker is a happy camper at October 26, 2021 09:05 PM (fOZm8)

19 17 Modawi is permitted to attend school and go to church, according to court documents

Just a wild ass guess, but Imma thinking this boy has NEVER gone to "church"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

Its called a mosque.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:05 PM (aA3+G)

20 pay a reasonable minimum corporate tax on their profits...

Fair elections. Nope.
Forced experimental vaccination. Nope.
Political prisoners. Nope.
Empty shelves and shortages. Nope.

Corporate taxes. Yes! Finally a hill for Republicans to die on!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:05 PM (7F9te)

21 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

22 "And yes, I am biased, I am employed in the insurance industry"

Is that a requirement to be an ONT COB here at the HQ??

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

23 Milliseconds count on the ONT
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)


You young whippersnappers and your milliseconds!

We had church bells chiming on the quarter hour and we were glad to have them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

24 Willpower myself, I think.

Evening.

So I'm reading a Yahoo News story about the Loudon County rape case.
https://tinyurl.com/wsjvfftx
There's one detail I found sad and enlightening. It's the kind of detail that never gets argued in these debates.
So apparently the girl who was raped testified that she had had two prior consensual sexual encounters with the perpetrator in the girl's restroom. First, let me say, that's fucked up. She's fourteen. I'm guessing he probably pressured her into it. But the main point I want to bring up is that no one ever points out that these so-called "Trans-Gender Bathroom Policies" really greatly enable the opportunity for, um...shenanigans. Like part of the reason you separate boys and girls is so that they don't do shit like that. And even if they find places to get into shenanigans anyway you don't want to have a public policy fucking encouraging it. It reminds me of how the Nazis (I know, I know) intentionally built summer camps for boys *right next* to the summer camps for girls. They wanted the resulting pregnancies. More Ubermen, I guess.

(Continued...)

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (hXkPS)

25 My favorite Hoyt Axton song was Della and the Dealer.

It was Della and the Dealer and a dog named Jake, and cat named Kalamazoo
Left the city in a pickup truck, gonna make their dreams come true
If that cat could talk what tales he'd tell, 'bout Della and the Dealer and the dog as well
But the cat was cool, and he never said a mumblin' word.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 26, 2021 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

26 Continued from Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (hXkPS)

So I guess when we argue against these things it's important to avoid the trannies. The trannies aren't really of great number. What is it, half a percent? They're incidental. And making it about them just gives the leftist douchebags opportunities to call us bigots and haters. The focus needs to be entirely on the safety and well-being of girls. One, these policies open the door to psychopaths and perverts who will attempt to hide behind the rhetoric and law to do fucked up things and hurt girls and women. Secondly, and it's harder to admit, but even though we can all say boys are little horn dogs even the girls can get rascally and it's in the interest of everyone if we not encourage bad behavior that leads to suboptimal or even criminal outcomes.

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 09:07 PM (hXkPS)

27 22 "And yes, I am biased, I am employed in the insurance industry"

Is that a requirement to be an ONT COB here at the HQ??
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

I don't think so.

Requirements are long hours, low pay and adequate dental. With a sky high deductible.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:07 PM (aA3+G)

28 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

Yo!

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:07 PM (mZUr4)

29 Its called a mosque.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:05 PM (aA3+G)


One of these things is NOT like the other!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:07 PM (hOUT3)

30 thats a wicked pumpkin.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (VwHCD)

31 If you don't want to be mocked on Halloween, don't be a living joke in real life.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (r1z5A)

32 If this case go forwards, depositions should be interesting.

So simple, even a caveman could do it!

Posted by: Guyco at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (7bRMQ)

33 "Now the Nanny Karens of the Halloween world don't want you to be offensive. Oh piss off Karens."

The Karens of the '80s who used Jesus to tell people what to do never went away they just gave up on Jesus when He went out of vogue and now used Wokeness instead.

Every generation breeds these hags and the answer is always to just ignore them.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (BJKQV)

34 So I'm sure you want to be sensitive to other people's feelings, and that means being aware of the implications of what you wear.

Ya know what? F*ck your feelings and the tranny they rode in on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (Xrfse)

35 Love the top pic, and the bottom one is awesome

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (YZG/i)

36 There is no liability coverage for this frivolous claim but the carrier will provide a defense until such time as a declination of coverage is determined.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

37 This next story demonstrates what is wrong with this country. No one is responsible for their actions. And yes, I am biased, I am employed in the insurance industry. Sucking d*#k leads to an auto insurance claim.
-- MisHum

The contemporary extension of the scene from The World According to Garp?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (mD/uy)

38 We all done with Zim's World of Insects downstairs???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (BgMrQ)

39 Sorry, I'm feeling heavy tonight.

*Hears someone shout to get on a treadmill*

*Feels sad*

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 09:09 PM (hXkPS)

40 "And yes, I am biased, I am employed in the insurance industry"

Is that a requirement to be an ONT COB here at the HQ??
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

I don't think so.

Requirements are long hours, low pay and adequate dental. With a sky high deductible.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:07 PM (aA3+G)

Weirddave is in the insurance industry too, correct?

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)

41 I've never seen the attraction

I've always liked Halloween. I like seeing kids in their costumes, handing out candy, watching horror movies. I also like that it's not religious. I've never cared for the Easter Bunny/Santa secular culture clash with Easter/Xmas. Anecdotally, I think people from good families/backgrounds seem to prefer more traditional family-oriented holidays. That's not me though. Part of what I like about Halloween is that it is not that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 26, 2021 09:09 PM (QU5/8)

42 Good evening all
Thanks MisHum. Excellent mystery click!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2021 09:09 PM (5YdO/)

43 Hoyt Axton was in Gremlins, right?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 09:10 PM (CZmiq)

44 We all done with Zim's World of Insects downstairs???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 26, 2021 09:08 PM (BgMrQ)

I hope so - before someone mentions Palmetto bugs.

Shit

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:10 PM (mZUr4)

45 The Ohio School Boards Association (OSBA) Board of Trustees voted to end its affiliation with the National School Boards Association (NSBA) after the latter requested a federal crackdown on recent "threats" to school board members.
"The Board of Trustees' decision was prompted by NSBA's recent letter to President Joe Biden requesting federal intervention at local school board meetings," OSBA Chief Executive Officer Rick Lewis said in a statement.


Cool story, and I'm happy that it took place in Ohio.

Now, what the bloody hell is an Ohio School Boards Association and how can we eliminate it?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 26, 2021 09:10 PM (Agr8U)

46 Weirddave is in the insurance industry too, correct?
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)

I believe he sells health, maybe life.

I'm in the P&C world.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)

47 Howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:11 PM (mZUr4)

48 Modawi is permitted to attend school and go to church, according to court documents


You can't put a price on happiness, but the courts seem to have a dandy scale for lives.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:11 PM (r1z5A)

49 A CoVID Powell zombie costume might be fun.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:11 PM (7F9te)

50 42 Good evening all
Thanks MisHum. Excellent mystery click!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2021 09:09 PM (5YdO/)

Thanks.
My original one was yanked by youtube. Pissed me off. Oh well, win some lose some.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:11 PM (aA3+G)

51 Weirddave is in the insurance industry too, correct?
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)
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I believe he mentioned that at the TXMOME, yes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:11 PM (K5n5d)

52 "The proposal represents a commonsense step toward ensuring that highly profitable corporations - which sometimes can avoid the current corporate tax rate - pay a reasonable minimum corporate tax on their profits..."
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Corporations do not pay tax.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:12 PM (oY5A0)

53 "It is the students who know right from wrong"

Well, except for the tranny rapist students. And the woke students, who surely constitute a not-insubstantial fraction of Loudoun's teen population.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:12 PM (qpX6U)

54 49 A CoVID Powell zombie costume might be fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:11 PM (7F9te)

No, not too soon.

And it's about time they put the flags back to normal.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:12 PM (aA3+G)

55 21 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)


Howdy, sir. Hope you made it home safely.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 26, 2021 09:12 PM (Agr8U)

56 ... Modawi is permitted to attend school and go to church, according to court documents.

The last two places this f*cker should be going to. I wonder which mosque he attends.

An advisory panel for the Food and Drug Administration has officially recommended the two-shot Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine be authorized by the agency to be given to kids ages 5 to 11. There was overwhelming support from the panel, with a 17-0 vote and one abstention.

Moar gut feelings, I'm sure. *spits in the FDA's general direction*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2021 09:12 PM (F0YaR)

57
Now, what the bloody hell is an Ohio School Boards Association and how can we eliminate it?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 26, 2021 09:10 PM (Agr8U)

A communist group and a cleansing fire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 09:12 PM (CZmiq)

58 I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:13 PM (SLXtE)

59 I believe he sells health, maybe life.

I'm in the P&C world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)

And now I'm thinking of the scene in Fletch...
"What the hell's this got to do with IN-surance?!?"

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:13 PM (mZUr4)

60 Where is Broseiden when I need him?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (SLXtE)

61 I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:13 PM (SLXtE)

I'm jealous. Love me some trivia!!

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (mZUr4)

62 Hoyt Axton was in Gremlins, right?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 09:10 PM (CZmiq)



Yep!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (ZSK0i)

63 Thanks MisHum! Good evening all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (QHqf9)

64 I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:13 PM (SLXtE)
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How can the Horde help you reach FIRST!?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (K5n5d)

65 I've always liked Halloween. I like seeing kids in their costumes, handing out candy, watching horror movies. I also like that it's not religious.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Heh - The Parish in Corsicana is planning a Halloween bash - the kids are to dress up as Saints.

Howdy, sir. Hope you made it home safely.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

Howdy your fine self. I did - very pleased to have met you!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:15 PM (mD/uy)

66 Where is Broseiden when I need him?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (SLXtE)

Getting back with his ex?

*Robert denounces himself*

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 09:15 PM (hXkPS)

67
I'm sure you're also a nice person, and eager not to come across as an asshole.

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Hold it right there.

I am a very nice person. And I also don't give a damn if you or anyone else like you thinks I'm an asshole. You're the asshole. Now go fuck yourself. Asshole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2021 09:15 PM (/KPLX)

68 I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:13 PM (SLXtE)

So sorry. It's the Moops.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 26, 2021 09:15 PM (x8Wzq)

69 63 Thanks MisHum! Good evening all.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (QHqf9)

You're welcome.

I need to hit you up for some of that CBD Kryptonite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:15 PM (aA3+G)

70 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (qAR6u)

71 Thanks for the excellent ONT.

I don't get really involved in Halloween, except that year when I got a Chewbacca jacket and mask and practiced that sound. The kids didn't care much, but their parents seemed to like it.

But I do make sure that I have enough candy, because I remember, as a kid, hating the people who turned off their lights and hid in their houses, instead of coming across with the candy I was due.

Posted by: Splunge at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (R+A4V)

72 "I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place."

What are the three principal exported products of Borneo?

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (qpX6U)

73 Things escalated quickly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (CZmiq)

74 I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:13 PM (SLXtE)
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How can the Horde help you reach FIRST!?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


That's cheating....so I'm totally on board.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (r1z5A)

75 I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:13 PM (SLXtE)
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How can the Horde help you reach FIRST!?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (K5n5d)


I see what you did there ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (Agr8U)

76 I'm at trivia. We are in 7th place.
Posted by: Jordan61

MOOPS !

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (arJlL)

77 How can the Horde help you reach FIRST!?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:14 PM (K5n5d)


42 is the answer to all math questions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (F0YaR)

78 >
You're welcome.

I need to hit you up for some of that CBD Kryptonite
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:15 PM (aA3+G)


No prob at all. Send me an email.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:17 PM (QHqf9)

79 Hoyt Axton was in an episode of WKRP.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2021 09:17 PM (63Dwl)

80 So I'm sure you want to be sensitive to other people's feelings, and that means being aware of the implications of what you wear.
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*hmm. I guess some Morons might be triggered by my King Harv costume. better rethink*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:17 PM (oY5A0)

81 Last Halloween somebody dressed their kid up as a COVID virus. The kid wore a round blue hard rubber ball with cutouts for the head and extremities and glued on red licorice "spikes". I practically gave him the candy bowel!

Posted by: Beartooth at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (68WvR)

82 I have to put my phone away between rounds, or I'd totally be hitting you guys up for answers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (+KbZ/)

83 I am a very nice person. And I also don't give a damn if you or anyone else like you thinks I'm an asshole. You're the asshole. Now go fuck yourself. Asshole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2021 09:15 PM (/KPLX)

OH! (faints)

Posted by: Karen at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (7bRMQ)

84 "So I'm sure you want to be sensitive to other people's feelings,"

Bugs Bunny: "He don't know me very well, do he?"

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (qpX6U)

85 Had I been a 14 year old boy in Fatinah Hossain's class I would have been delighted to pork her, given that she is hotter than the inside of the sun.

I do realize that the law sees things differently, but almost no 14 year old human males do, ever have or ever will. Most likely because for most of human history boys that age were not only already fighting and dying in their tribe's or country's military, but also getting drunk and having sex as well.

We are so civilized now.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (N1cu2)

86 What are the three principal exported products of Borneo?
Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:16 PM (qpX6U)

Bananas, orangutan hides, and drug resistant STDs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (CZmiq)

87 Good evening morons and thank you mh

The feds incited Jan. 6.

The feds got fooled into those FISA warrants.

The feds hid Hunter's laptop. Silly feds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (EZebt)

88 "The emergency use authorization vote was the first major hurdle"

There's no emergency.

Except for the kids about to be maimed and murdered for money.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (Ndje9)

89 82 I have to put my phone away between rounds, or I'd totally be hitting you guys up for answers.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (+KbZ/)

42 !

Posted by: Just a side note at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

90 Oh, and thanks Mis Hum for the ONT. Dunno how you cobs pull all this stuff together, but I'm sure glad you do it.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (Agr8U)

91 We live on a farm in the sticks. We have never had a trick or treater in 25 years

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (QHqf9)

92 Thank you MisHum for another lovely picture. And good for Missouri. Been awhile since I was proud of my state.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:20 PM (nxdel)

93 I practically gave him the candy bowel!


Did your candy bowel have chunks of candy corn in it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:20 PM (7F9te)

94 "We live on a farm in the sticks. We have never had a trick or treater in 25 years"

I never answer knocks at my door. That works too.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:20 PM (qpX6U)

95 >>I'm sure you're a nice person, and don't want to come across as an asshole.

0-2.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (xK9An)

96 "chunks of candy corn" LOL

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (qpX6U)

97 Anyone who thought Dave Chappelle would roll over and beg forgiveness for his existence is clearly not familiar with Dave Chappelle.

This ain't his first rodeo.

Posted by: CppThis at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (UewuT)

98 "Initial investigations suspect that the deceased was killed by an elephant and left behind by his accomplices" Kruger National Park Spokesman Isaac Phaahla

Play stupid games, win stupid priz{squish}

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (Agr8U)

99 91 We live on a farm in the sticks. We have never had a trick or treater in 25 years
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (QHqf9)

The razor wire works.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)

100 While not strictly religious, Halloween is actually the evening before All Saints Day, as established by the Catholics eons ago. It's strange to me that we see more Halloween stuff than Thanksgiving, Easter, July 4, etc.

Posted by: LRob in TN at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (jboH3)

101 The feds incited Jan. 6.

The feds got fooled into those FISA warrants.

The feds hid Hunter's laptop. Silly feds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


The hell ya say.

Posted by: Randy Weaver at October 26, 2021 09:22 PM (r1z5A)

102
The feds incited Jan. 6.
The feds got fooled into those FISA warrants.
The feds hid Hunter's laptop. Silly feds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2021 09:18 PM (EZebt)


Well, to be sure, a few mistakes were
might have been]/b] made, but at this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

103 I'm astounded any Ohio school related organization did the right thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:22 PM (mD/uy)

104 Anyone who thought Dave Chappelle would roll over and beg forgiveness for his existence is clearly not familiar with Dave Chappelle.

This ain't his first rodeo.
Posted by: CppThis at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (UewuT)

I think he wouldn't roll even if he didn't have fuck you money but it sure makes it easier.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 26, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

105 Dunno how you cobs pull all this stuff together,
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (Agr8U)

HTML.

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 09:22 PM (hXkPS)

106 crap[!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

107 ->
99 91 We live on a farm in the sticks. We have never had a trick or treater in 25 years
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (QHqf9)

The razor wire works.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)



Mine fields and interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM (QHqf9)

108 evening {{{Jewels}}}

Posted by: wing at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM (PlW9M)

109 >>91 We live on a farm in the sticks. We have never had a trick or treater in 25 years Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (QHqf9)

(stares into the fire, grunts, spits, whittles slowly)

Reckon if they ain't comin' to us, we gotta go into town an' git one.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM (xK9An)

110 MisHum!
Just got to the end of comments and...Zappa!
Yeah, baby!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM (5YdO/)

111 I look forward to the kids coming around. Only happens once a year, and year over year I see them grow. Some that have come around as 6-8 year olds, are now married.

Bonus: There's always leftover candy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM (oY5A0)

112 Anyone who thought Dave Chappelle would roll over and beg forgiveness for his existence is clearly not familiar with Dave Chappelle.

This ain't his first rodeo.
Posted by: CppThis at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (UewuT)

I'm Clayton Bigsby, and I approve this message!

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM (mZUr4)

113 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

114 Corporations do not pay tax.

Posted by: Mike Hammer



Quite possibly the easiest thing for even the dumbest fucking zipperhead legislator to understand, and yet they just don't get it.

Regular folk understand it immediately, however.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (N1cu2)

115 I get livid when members of congress talk about the unfairness of our tax system. Our tax system is a bloody, convoluted mess because members of congress are more interested in sucking up to lobbyists than in creating a simple system. It is never going to get better, because rich people and corporations aren't the problem, politicians are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (+lVUW)

116 FZ & Flo and Eddie - always a fine choice, Mr. Humanitarian!

Thank you for your splendid donations to the TxMoMe. They were highly coveted, as well as attracting considerable interest from an unsavory art critic-enabler.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (+lVUW)

A simple tax system makes the graft evident even to the peasants, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

118 I'm in the P&C world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Are you independent or with a particular company?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 26, 2021 09:25 PM (YZG/i)

119 Hey wing! Hey Hrothgar!

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:25 PM (nxdel)

120 So my company officially notified me they are going to require the clot shot today...which I have been fearing.

There is an option for a religious exemption request which I guess I will try. Have others argued the abortion angle or the mark of the beast angle or both? I mean, they are both true...but looking for other's advice.

I also found a couple of lawyer outfits that have been fighting cases like this, but not in my state.

And...to make all of this more interesting my company has an office in FL, though I don't work out of it. If DeSantis gets his mandate ban in a couple of weeks that could be interesting...but my company will likely be firing me by then if I'm not exempted.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:26 PM (ESjRY)

121 We live on a farm in the sticks. We have never had a trick or treater in 25 years
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (QHqf9)

The razor wire works.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)



Mine fields and interlocking fields of fire.
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Claymores. Now *that* would make for a horror show.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:26 PM (oY5A0)

122 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Halloween Decorating Ideas.

Are you not entertained?!!? Is that not why you are here?!!?

Posted by: Maximus Decimus Pumpkinhead at October 26, 2021 09:26 PM (Do5/p)

123 And it's about time they put the flags back to normal.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



Why? It's only been at half-mast for 187 days* this year. That's not even close to the record set during Ex-Prez'Nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas' Reign of Error.


*Sarc, obviously, but based on a truth we've all noticed.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM (N1cu2)

124 Mine fields and interlocking fields of fire.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM


Don't forget us!

Posted by: Fougasse at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)

125

And Allmans!
Holy cow, what an ONT!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM (5YdO/)

126 Thank you for your splendid donations to the TxMoMe. They were highly coveted, as well as attracting considerable interest from an unsavory art critic-enabler.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


They'll never command the kind of money an original Hunter will garner, but they where still an awesome contribution.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)

127 While not strictly religious, Halloween is actually the evening before All Saints Day, as established by the Catholics eons ago.
Posted by: LRob in TN

My little guy died on Nov 1 - All Saints' Day. The day that is celebrated in honor of all the saints of the church, whether they are known or unknown.

That face alone kept me going until I could pull my shit kindof together.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM (mD/uy)

128 >>the dumbest fucking zipperhead
Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (N1cu2)

I think that's racist. I'm sure you're a nice person AENTCAAAA.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM (xK9An)

129 Every Halloween we shut off the lights, lock the doors and watch TV.

Funny, because when i was a kid I loved Halloween. We'd hike across town because one guy handed out bottles of Coca-Cola.

But now: whatever. Most of the kids knocking on our door just rolled up in their dad's beemer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)

130 It's strange to me that we see more Halloween stuff than Thanksgiving, Easter, July 4, etc.

Posted by: LRob in TN at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (jboH3)

It's our night to shine! We don't care about those other "holidays."

Posted by: Assorted Athiests and God Haters at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (7bRMQ)

131 Ahmedal Tayeb Elnouman Modawi doesn't go to church.

He goes to an outpost of a revolutionary political philosophy that masquerades as a religion.

[fuck you judge!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (Q9lwr)

132 116 FZ & Flo and Eddie - always a fine choice, Mr. Humanitarian!

Thank you for your splendid donations to the TxMoMe. They were highly coveted, as well as attracting considerable interest from an unsavory art critic-enabler.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Glad you enjoy Flo & Eddie. Good stuff.

I'm glad I could donate something. I heard you were burning up the range.

Hope to be there next year in person.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)

133 When I was dealing with my dad's estate, as executor, we had to hire a CPA for $1200 or $1500 to do some specialized tax return that normal tax preparers had no experience doing. The end result was a stupidly small amount of money changing hands.

A childless aunt of mine died 2 years ago, and my poor cousin, who got stuck as executor, is still not finished because of crap with the IRS.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (+lVUW)

134 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (FSBqz)

135 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.


Let's see the lizard make a commerce out of this!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)

136 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum!

MisHum, what's the P&C world in insurance?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

137 Diogenes, that's nothing.

Alec Baldwin just sued the gun that went off...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

138 >
Claymores. Now *that* would make for a horror show.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:26 PM (oY5A0)


Front Toward Enemy

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:29 PM (QHqf9)

139 Ugh - 'fact' not face.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:29 PM (mD/uy)

140 LOL. Now we're in 13th place.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM (hOaYm)

141 Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:26 PM (ESjRY)

.....

You do not have to "prove" a religious exemption. You simply claim one.

If your company fires you anyway, then you may sue them on grounds of religious discrimination.

Then you may make your case in front of a jury that you hold deep religious convictions that make the vax objectionable.

Then the jury weighs your claim.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM (7F9te)

142 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)

I was embarrassed to tell you, but I think that 1911 is broken. I would be willing to take it off your hands for you though....

Because I am a giver, and I care!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM (Q9lwr)

143 Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:26 PM (ESjRY)

There are a lot of sites out there with draft religious exemption details, this seems to me to be the most likely path to jab avoidance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

144 They'll never command the kind of money an original Hunter will garner, but they where still an awesome contribution.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:27 PM


Money isn't the sole, or this case the best, measure of value. I'd proudly hang any of the original MisHum's (even the one with the Post-It flag pointing out the sniper) in my home.

I wouldn't use a Hunter for toilet paper.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2021 09:32 PM (a3Q+t)

145 Hello everyone, hope you had a wonderful day today!

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:32 PM (/+B8L)

146 {{{Hrtothgar, wing, jewells}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 26, 2021 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

147 Hello ALH! Hope your day was good. I got my boobies mashed.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:33 PM (nxdel)

148 Everyone has "let's go" money if your expenses are low enough.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 26, 2021 09:33 PM (KAi1n)

149 [i {{{Hrtothgar, wing, jewells}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 26, 2021 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

B-, spelling!

{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:34 PM (hOUT3)

150 Hello ALH! Hope your day was good. I got my boobies mashed.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:33 PM (nxdel)


Damn, that reminds me, I need to make my appointment for that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:34 PM (hOaYm)

151 Speaking of bail or the lack thereof. Biden's Gender equity plan addresses bail. Gender? Well anyway, they want cash bail eliminated. Unless you were arrested on January 6th in D.C.
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I'll have you know mister smarty Co blogger we did eliminate bail for those horrible insurrectionists as well!

Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef. at October 26, 2021 09:34 PM (Ojki1)

152 Tucker had ok from Techno Fog to release his name.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 26, 2021 09:34 PM (1ais2)

153 I was embarrassed to tell you, but I think that 1911 is broken. I would be willing to take it off your hands for you though....

Because I am a giver, and I care!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Look, CBD is trying to lowball the deal. Out of a sense of fairness, I'll pay $5 more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (oY5A0)

154 Hi Jewells! Good for you!

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (/+B8L)

155 Hello ALH! Hope your day was good. I got my boobies mashed.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB

And you had to pay them to have it done!

That is just not right.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (mD/uy)

156 Minneapolis PD *is* incredibly dysfunctional--mostly because of the city government--but they've got a hell of a lot of competition for the top spot.

Posted by: CppThis at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (UewuT)

157 150 Hello ALH! Hope your day was good. I got my boobies mashed.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:33 PM (nxdel)

Damn, that reminds me, I need to make my appointment for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:34 PM (hOaYm)

I'm sure there are several Morons here who would help you out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (aA3+G)

158 Has there ever been a lower time in America?

A tyrant installed by a foreign power, looting our country and subjecting the populace to the kind of indignities that were banned by the Nuremberg code.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (ESjRY)

159 Look, CBD is trying to lowball the deal. Out of a sense of fairness, I'll pay $5 more.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (oY5A0)


+$10.00, and that is not my final offer...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

160 -
Not only does Jeff Duncan not deliver for the people of the third district--I cannot think of a thing he has truly done--he now sports a vulgar slogan on his mask and walks off the floor!
The hypocrisy of the Faith and Freedom BBQ is exposed! South Carolina, Oconee Democratic Party chairwoman Jody Gaulin -
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-----------------

LGBTQ? Lets's Go Brandon, Tu Quoque?

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (BB7pQ)

161 142 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2021 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)

I was embarrassed to tell you, but I think that 1911 is broken. I would be willing to take it off your hands for you though....

Because I am a giver, and I care!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM
I could use some help purchasing a FNX45 Tactical which is not broken. Yet.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

162 So I looked up Borneo. Whoa, it's big! And they have pretty ladies there who do the famous native SohCahToa dance.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (qpX6U)

163 We live on a farm in the sticks. We have never had a trick or treater in 25 years
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:19 PM (QHqf9)

The razor wire works.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)



It's the heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes Paul Atreides goes too far. He's the first to admit it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (yQpMk)

164 Jordan61.. I got the boobie masher from hell today. But get that appt made! It's important. The girls will thank you.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)

165 I'm sure there are several Morons here who would help you out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (aA3+G)


*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (hOaYm)

166 I wouldn't use a Hunter for toilet paper.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


You and the rest of the planet not looking for political favors. (that was the joke...) smiley face icon here

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (r1z5A)

167 Oh, and reading on the legal argument for mandating the clot shot, it looks to come from the same decision that was used to justify forced sterilizations of undesirables in the progressive era.

Oh, what "progress" we've made!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (ESjRY)

168 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.

I'm up for jury duty in December. Sadly, it's not Missouri, so no chance of getting in on this lovely case.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 09:37 PM (+lVUW)

169 Damn, that reminds me, I need to make my appointment for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:34 PM (hOaYm)

My appointment is in December. Doctor says since I have no history I only need to have one done every two years.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:37 PM (/+B8L)

170 A tyrant installed by a foreign power, looting our country and subjecting the populace to the kind of indignities that were banned by the Nuremberg code.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (ESjRY)


George III was a far better ruler!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

171 I'm sure there are several Morons here who would help you out.

Oh, no doubt.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:38 PM (nxdel)

172 he now sports a vulgar slogan on his mask and walks off the floor!

Crude and disgusting: Telling the president FU

Perfectly fine and reasonable: Making kids read about tranny blowjobs.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:38 PM (ESjRY)

173 If I was a parent with children under the age of 17 I would not be subjecting them to the Chinese Kung Fluc vaccination.
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Local GB rag say doctors are excited to be able to offer them.

I am excited to be on a jury for any parent whose child gets one of those super rare so never discussed side effects and decides that the super Mengala profession needs to hear from them.

Sadly jury nullification is all I can do, rather than award any vengeful family a medal. But hey, surely doctors can't wait to have their rep as a profession tied to decisions pushed by Brandon.

Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2021 09:38 PM (Ojki1)

174 Doctor says since I have no history I only need to have one done every two years.

Posted by: ALH

Which one? How do you keep it straight?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:39 PM (mD/uy)

175
{Ahmedal Tayeb Elnouman Modawi of Sudan}

Its called a mosque.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 09:05 PM (aA3+G)

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The church might actually be a church. He might be a Christian refugee from southern Sudan, who fled ethnic cleansing by government-chartered Muslim militias, and is now showing the typical level of gratitude and humility we've come to expect from doomed individuals the US rescues from Third World shitholes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 26, 2021 09:39 PM (2iDSr)

176 ALH.. I'm low risk too but Medicare will pay for an annual exam so I won't take any risks.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:39 PM (nxdel)

177 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.

Unpossible.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:39 PM (/+B8L)

178 But hey, surely doctors can't wait to have their rep as a profession tied to decisions pushed by Brandon.
Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2021 09:38 PM (Ojki1)


Ve vere only followink orders!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)

179 I made it home safely. Somehow I dodged all the storms that were predicted in the mid-Atlantic.

Posted by: RTW at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (GJnvT)

180 I don't run a business, but I could support a minimum corporate tax on profits.

But somehow I doubt congress passing a bill to do this would undo the labyrinth tax code that shields the beltway friendly mega-corps from paying a reasonable rate now.

Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (pxVvf)

181
+$10.00, and that is not my final offer...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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*senses Bid Fever setting in, becomes circumspect*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (oY5A0)

182 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.

I'm up for jury duty in December. Sadly, it's not Missouri, so no chance of getting in on this lovely case.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 09:37 PM (+lVUW)
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I *am* in Missouri, but I am exempt from jury duty until 2028 (served on a grand jury which means I can't serve on regular jury for 10 years).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (K5n5d)

183 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.


I assume there is dashcam footage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (yQpMk)

184 I was embarrassed to tell you, but I think that 1911 is broken. I would be willing to take it off your hands for you though....

Because I am a giver, and I care!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM


Amusingly, one of the Glocks did break.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (a3Q+t)

185 And I actually do have history of cancer in my family, just not breast cancer.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (nxdel)

186 I'm low risk too but Medicare will pay for an annual exam so I won't take any risks.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB

How can this be? You're a mere youngster at 29.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (mD/uy)

187 I noticed at the airport and on the airplane, they kept announcing that wearing a mask was a Federal Law. Help me out here. I don't remember congress passing that....

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)

188 Legendary Rock concert promoter Bill Graham

I once saw Bill Graham throw some miscreant out of Winterland, shouting "Go back to junior high school!" as he tossed the guy out the door.

I thought: "Now THAT'S hands-on management!"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (I2/tG)

189 *waves*

HOWDY DOOF!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (5YdO/)

190 I won't take any risks.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:39 PM (nxdel)

I won't either. I think they changed the rule to cull the herd, so to speak. I don't trust government at all.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:41 PM (/+B8L)

191 167 Oh, and reading on the legal argument for mandating the clot shot, it looks to come from the same decision that was used to justify forced sterilizations of undesirables in the progressive era.

Oh, what "progress" we've made!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (ESjRY)

On the one hand, we philosophically agree as we adore our founder. On the other, what about our jobs?

Posted by: Planned "Parenthood" at October 26, 2021 09:41 PM (Ojki1)

192 Perfessor Squirrel, I'm due to be called. It's been 3 years and they hit me like clockwork.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)

193 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.

.....

15 minutes or less could cost them a lot of money.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:41 PM (7F9te)

194 I don't remember congress passing that....

When did Congress vote to give the CDC the power to suspend the collection of rents in the United States?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 09:41 PM (I2/tG)

195 140 LOL. Now we're in 13th place.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM (hOaYm)


We tried to tell you about the power of 42, but did y'all listen?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2021 09:42 PM (F0YaR)

196 Some Rat I heard that too and you are correct. It's NOT federal law.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:42 PM (nxdel)

197 I won't take any risks.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:39 PM (nxdel)


A) You are only 29, thus not even remotely eligible for Medicare;
2) You are wise to not take any risks, cancer is a demonic disease!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)

198 (moved from downstairs)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 08:52 PM (VwHCD)

Good to know. S and S has some kits for different sizes. The prime candidate is a '94, so an Evo motor. The second one is a 2005.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 26, 2021 09:03 PM (l1zez)

The 94 is cool, good engine. I have seen some soft crank pins on some 97-99 engines, and I'm usually a little hesitant to build any kind of horsepower on those, because you never know. I would say the cheapest way out for maximum results is the 80" FLSS kit from S and S. It uses the stock flywheels and cylinders, but you get a nice boost from the pistons, cam, and heads. If you did the work yourself, between cylinder boring costs and the price of the kit you're probably looking at around $2500, unless like everything else prices got stupid. You also can just be an asshole and buy the Ultima EL Bruto 127" engine for around 4K. Big bang for the buck, but its import. Supposedly they got a 107" american made version for somewhere around the same price. The 107 is a real nice engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

199 I like that Halloween allows kids to just be kids. Naturally, coof ruined it last year around here. Almost no kids showed up to trick or treat in 2020. Don't expect it to be better this year, but I'm still sending mine out to try.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 26, 2021 09:42 PM (cSs/W)

200 My appointment is in December. Doctor says since I have no history I only need to have one done every two years.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:37 PM (/+B8L)

The simple truth is that if you have never used artificial birth control, you won't have an issue with breast cancer unless it runs in your family.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 26, 2021 09:43 PM (qvjMx)

201 Perfessor Squirrel, I'm due to be called. It's been 3 years and they hit me like clockwork.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)
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A buddy of mine has the same problem. It seems like he is also a "regular" within the jury system for some reason.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:43 PM (K5n5d)

202 I'm not buying insurance until they bring back Erin Esurance. Flo's OK, but she snaps her chewing gum, which is a deal breaker.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:43 PM (qpX6U)

203 We never get Trick or Treaters because we don't turn on the lights on Halloween. I'm not sharing my candy.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:43 PM (/+B8L)

204 The church might actually be a church. He might be a Christian refugee from southern Sudan, who fled ethnic cleansing by government-chartered Muslim militias, and is now showing the typical level of gratitude and humility we've come to expect from doomed individuals the US rescues from Third World shitholes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 26, 2021 09:39 PM (2iDSr)

He is a pretty piss-poor Christian if he keeps an Arabic-derived name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2021 09:44 PM (P3gRi)

205 "Let's Go Brandon," is vulgar?


Do you speak English, motherfucker?

Posted by: Jules at October 26, 2021 09:44 PM (gw0nT)

206 Great stuff tonight. And Hoyt Axton was a great songwriter. Thanks for including that along with FZ.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 26, 2021 09:44 PM (7ZQe3)

207 203 We never get Trick or Treaters because we don't turn on the lights on Halloween. I'm not sharing my candy.
Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:43 PM (/+B8L)

I'm beginning to wonder if the lack of lights, signs saying beware of dog and large bear trap on the front porch may be too subtle a signal.

Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2021 09:45 PM (Ojki1)

208 The simple truth is that if you have never used artificial birth control, you won't have an issue with breast cancer unless it runs in your family.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 26, 2021 09:43 PM (qvjMx)

Better living through chemistry?

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:45 PM (/+B8L)

209 A buddy of mine has the same problem. It seems like he is also a "regular" within the jury system for some reason.

The last time was I believe 3 years ago and I did actually serve on the jury, it was a murder trial. Maybe they are cutting me some slack?

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:45 PM (nxdel)

210 FNX45 Tactical

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

That's a nice looking pistol. Especially 15 rounds! But I don't live in a free state, so....

Have you fired one? How is it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM (Q9lwr)

211 Halloween at the bar is always fun.

The women always just dress as the "slutty ...."

Doesn't really matter if it's nurse, maid, witch, etc, they just like to dress like sluts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM (7F9te)

212 The only "holiday" my ex-wife ever got excited about was Halloween. She'd spend weeks getting all sorts of "spooky" shit put together and try really hard to pull off the sexy witch look.

She got the witch part down pat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM (BFigT)

213 I'm beginning to wonder if the lack of lights, signs saying beware of dog and large bear trap on the front porch may be too subtle a signal.
Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2021 09:45 PM (Ojki1)


The prominent "Live Fire Zone!" seems to work for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

214 I'm not buying insurance until they bring back Erin Esurance. Flo's OK, but she snaps her chewing gum, which is a deal breaker.
Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun
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Yeah, well, I'm currently locked in a battle with Progressive. All of the cute Flo commercials in the world will not compensate for a piss-poor settlement policy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:47 PM (l0Lgi)

215 they just like to dress like sluts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM (7F9te)

And not not just on Halloween.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:47 PM (/+B8L)

216 The simple truth is that if you have never used artificial birth control, you won't have an issue with breast cancer unless it runs in your family.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 26, 2021 09:43 PM (qvjMx)

This is simply not true. Please don't say this sort of thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:47 PM (Q9lwr)

217 209 A buddy of mine has the same problem. It seems like he is also a "regular" within the jury system for some reason.

The last time was I believe 3 years ago and I did actually serve on the jury, it was a murder trial. Maybe they are cutting me some slack?

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:45 PM
Just tell the judge you have problems with your bladder just letting go unexpected.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

218 Do NOT get me wrong, but realize that the same people who do all the "awareness" crap about breast cancer also give money to Planned Parenthood, the number one distributor of the pill, which in turn causes the disease. It's pretty much a big hustle.

However, I'm not a doctor and I don't give out medical advice.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 26, 2021 09:47 PM (qvjMx)

219 ..I was embarrassed to tell you, but I think that 1911 is broken. I would be willing to take it off your hands for you though.. Because I am a giver, and I care!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM (Q9lwr)


I shot it, and I don't think it was broken. But I know for damn sure it was lonely, and pined to be tucked away into my range bag. Poor, lonely 1911. I should've given it a good home. Come to Poppa!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (QzJWU)

220 This is simply not true. Please don't say this sort of thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:47 PM (Q9lwr)

Um, it is. Would you like to see the studies?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (qvjMx)

221 100 While not strictly religious, Halloween is actually the evening before All Saints Day, as established by the Catholics eons ago. It's strange to me that we see more Halloween stuff than Thanksgiving, Easter, July 4, etc.
Posted by: LRob in TN at October 26, 2021 09:21 PM (jboH3)

Many people believe that Halloween is a remnant of the old pagan Gaelic festival of Samhain, celebrating the change into the "dark half" of the year. They believe that the Roman Catholic Church established All Saints Day on the day after so as to counter the impact of this old ritual.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (evAgx)

222 210 FNX45 Tactical

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

That's a nice looking pistol. Especially 15 rounds! But I don't live in a free state, so....

Have you fired one? How is it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM
Not yet. They expect me to pay for it first. Damnit.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

223 162 So I looked up Borneo. Whoa, it's big! And they have pretty ladies there who do the famous native SohCahToa dance.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (qpX6U)
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That went off on a weird tangent. Sine of the times, I guess.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 09:49 PM (lNHqD)

224 Eromero.. Hell my back was a mess and my foot as well. They didn't give a shit. Maybe if I piss in my chair...

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:49 PM (nxdel)

225 Jordan61.. I got the boobie masher from hell today. But get that appt made! It's important. The girls will thank you.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)


I have to check when I had my last one. Tricare makes me wait one year and one day before I can get another one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:49 PM (OctZG)

226 Just tell the judge you have problems with your bladder just letting go unexpected.
Posted by: Eromero


"I'm not vaccinated." Boom, gone.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:50 PM (r1z5A)

227 Would you like to see the studies?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (qvjMx)

That breast cancer does not exist in women without family history who never took birth control? Sure. And I will cite examples that prove it wrong.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:50 PM (Q9lwr)

228 Amusingly, one of the Glocks did break.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Unpossible!

Posted by: The Boi's at October 26, 2021 09:50 PM (pbStR)

229 She got the witch part down pat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM (BFigT)

too bad, Naughty Pirate and French Maid are so much more fun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2021 09:50 PM (evAgx)

230 Mine fields and interlocking fields of fire.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2021 09:23 PM

Don't forget us!

Posted by: Fougasse




And us!!

Posted by: Quad MG42s on the roof.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 09:51 PM (N1cu2)

231 the Roman Catholic Church established All Saints Day on the day after so as to counter the impact of this old ritual.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (evAgx)

the Catholics incorporated lots of other pagan festivals with Christian holidays in order to make their religion more palatable to the natives.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:51 PM (/+B8L)

232 They expect me to pay for it first. Damnit.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

Bastards!

But a 15 round .45ACP is pretty much a game changer. Why would anyone shoot a 9mm if they can get a 15 round .45?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:51 PM (Q9lwr)

233 Eromero.. Hell my back was a mess and my foot as well. They didn't give a shit. Maybe if I piss in my chair...
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:49 PM (nxdel)
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In MO, even being 6 months pregnant isn't reason enough to be excused from serving on a jury (grand jury, at least). There was a woman like that on our grand jury panel. She eventually had to leave due to some lame excuse like "giving birth."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:52 PM (K5n5d)

234 too bad, Naughty Pirate and French Maid are so much more fun.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Glinda was hawt.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)

235 too bad, Naughty Pirate and French Maid are so much more fun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2021 09:50 PM (evAgx)

Oh, you've seen the Filipina Pea, then?

Posted by: U Tube at October 26, 2021 09:53 PM (7bRMQ)

236 "cute Flo commercials"

I feel for ya. I'd rather take a 100% loss than have to deal with an Allstate adjuster again. Cast-iron thieving bastids!

This will make you feel better: search Flo (or Erin) images with safe search turned off. People make pron out of everything.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:53 PM (qpX6U)

237 Look on the bright side!

Portland just set an all-time annual record for murders (before Halloween), and a local alt-weekly put it this way in the headline:

Portland Surpasses 1987 Murder Record After Double Homicide in Old Town
The county's population has increased by more than 46% since the previous record was set.


Not so bad now, is it?

To be fair, other reporters for the alt-weekly have noted that about half the homicide victims are black (in a city that is seven percent black), and calculated that this means that you are now more likely to be murdered if you are black in Portland than if you are black in Baltimore, Chicago, or Los Angeles.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 09:54 PM (I2/tG)

238 UK teacher is pretty attractive. There must have been some mental issue, if not just malignant depravity. And they say she "groomed" the boy. If some attractive fit thot walks into a teenage boy's classroom he's purt near 90-95 % groomed already. I guess it's a pretty big power trip to be drooled over like that. But, again, she's pretty attractive like I said so she'd get that walking into any pub. It feels like she was abused and 1) needs an element of power and control, and 2) has a low/zero evaluation of herself as a person.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (MBbuV)

239 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.

Unpossible.

Posted by: ALH



What they don't tell you is that she starred in the movie Titane, and also got pregnant by fucking the car:

https://youtu.be/Q5_w2W5G9OM

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (N1cu2)

240 I feel for ya. I'd rather take a 100% loss than have to deal with an Allstate adjuster again. Cast-iron thieving bastids!

This will make you feel better: search Flo (or Erin) images with safe search turned off. People make pron out of everything.
Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun
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Sadly, I've had that experience also. 'Good Hands'. Right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (l0Lgi)

241 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator. If true (a very big "if") what are the chances the Senator's name rhymed with Ked Tennedy?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (2RBkF)

242 for Devoted Protestants, October 31, 1517 is the day Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the Cathedral Door in Wittenburg, announcing the start of the Reformation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (evAgx)

243 Thanks for the Allman Bros video, MisHum. Did you do this because the Braves are in the Series? You are so nice!

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (/+B8L)

244 In MO, even being 6 months pregnant isn't reason enough to be excused from serving on a jury (grand jury, at least). There was a woman like that on our grand jury panel. She eventually had to leave due to some lame excuse like "giving birth."

There was a lady years ago when I got called and this one was downtown KC. If you get lucky you get called to Independence. Anyway.. she had to be in her late 70's and had no transportation except the city bus. It's ridiculous here.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:56 PM (nxdel)

245 The simple truth is that if you have never used artificial birth control, you won't have an issue with breast cancer unless it runs in your family.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I have not heard of that, but I do know that hormonal birth control increases the risk of stroke, specially if you are prone to migraines. Like, a lot.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 26, 2021 09:56 PM (YZG/i)

246 232 They expect me to pay for it first. Damnit.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

Bastards!

But a 15 round .45ACP is pretty much a game changer. Why would anyone shoot a 9mm if they can get a 15 round .45?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:51 PM
Yeah, kinda thought the same myself, the perfect bedside/home defense/truck gun.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:56 PM (0OP+5)

247 Another fun tune on the same album with Call any Vegetable is Magdelena.
And Billy the Mountain, of course.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2021 09:57 PM (5YdO/)

248 >Portland just set an all-time annual record for murders (before Halloween), and a local alt-weekly put it this way in the headline:

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 09:54 PM (I2/tG)

Moar traffic barrels, stat!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 26, 2021 09:57 PM (cSs/W)

249 232 They expect me to pay for it first. Damnit.
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

Damn capitalist's

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:57 PM (/+B8L)

250 Since VA will probably soon cut off access to health care without the jab, worrying about cancer is moot.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 26, 2021 09:57 PM (RU4sa)

251 Well good night all. It's past my bedtime. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:58 PM (nxdel)

252 But a 15 round .45ACP is pretty much a game changer. Why would anyone shoot a 9mm if they can get a 15 round .45?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:51 PM (Q9lwr)
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If you need 15 rounds for a self defense situation, you either chose poorly, destination wise, or, you really shoulda brought your rifle.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2021 09:58 PM (TZWZk)

253 Niters, Jewells.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 26, 2021 09:58 PM (RU4sa)

254 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator. If true (a very big "if") what are the chances the Senator's name rhymed with Ked Tennedy?
Posted by: Pete in Texas


Unnamed? It's a dem.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)

255 Good night Jewells!

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 09:58 PM (/+B8L)

256 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator. If true (a very big "if") what are the chances the Senator's name rhymed with Ked Tennedy?

The Senator was obviously a Democrat - she would have named him if he was a Republican.

But remember, this is an ever-reliable "recovered memory" - she had forgotten all about the sexual assault until the Kavanaugh circus reminded her.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (I2/tG)

257 "'Good Hands'. Right."

It's the way they grin while shaking you down. A smile that says 'Go ahead. Punch me.' Oh, you were parked when you got rear-ended? You are obviously 15% at fault.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (qpX6U)

258 A friend at FB had a good Halloween idea I wanted to run past y'all:

tie a red balloon... to a storm drain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)

259 241 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator. If true (a very big "if") what are the chances the Senator's name rhymed with Ked Tennedy?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (2RBkF)
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Maybe it will be totally out of left field, like Barbara Boxer or Zombie Strom Thurmond or Bob Kerrey or something. Keep it interesting.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (lNHqD)

260 Jordan61.. I got the boobie masher from hell today. But get that appt made! It's important. The girls will thank you.
Posted by: Jewells45#FJB at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)

I have to check when I had my last one. Tricare makes me wait one year and one day before I can get another one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 09:49 PM (OctZG)

Should have done it in texas, we could have sung about it

They did the mash, they did the boobie mash
they did the mash, it was a mome smash
they did the mash, it caught on in a flash
they did the mash, they did the boobie mash

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (VwHCD)

261 https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=Msea8EA-TSI

*****

John Lee Hooker

I Cover the Waterfront

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (5Woea)

262 "Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted"

Pics, or GTFO.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:00 PM (qpX6U)

263 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator.

Hillary goes a whole new level of crazy once she straps on her dildo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

264 "Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted"

Which Clinton was it?

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 10:01 PM (/+B8L)

265 The prominent "Live Fire Zone!" seems to work for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

*House protected by Alec Baldwin*

Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2021 10:01 PM (Ojki1)

266 Moar traffic barrels, stat!

For those that don't get the reference, the last remaining cop-hater on the Portland city council runs the transportation bureau under Portland's odd form of government, and has been placing traffic barrels in high-shooting areas to keep shooters from speeding through the areas, thus discouraging shooting.

This is working as well as expected.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 10:02 PM (I2/tG)

267 ..But a 15 round .45ACP is pretty much a game changer. Why would anyone shoot a 9mm if they can get a 15 round .45? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:51 PM (Q9lwr)

STI makes a line of superb double-stack .45ACP 1911s. Polymer frame, so it keeps things very manageable in terms of grip diameter, shape and profile.

Plus, STI is truly a PREMIUM 1911 platform. Championship quality in any match you might want to contest. Try one of those out for your 15 shot .45 ACP needs.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 26, 2021 10:02 PM (QzJWU)

268 FNX45 Tactical

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

That's a nice looking pistol. Especially 15 rounds! But I don't live in a free state, so....

Have you fired one? How is it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:46 PM
Not yet. They expect me to pay for it first. Damnit.
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2021 09:48 PM (0OP+5)


I brought one (+3 mags) to the TxMoMe complete with the Trijicon optics.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:02 PM (+LCoQ)

269 This week we learned that guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin does.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 10:02 PM (/+B8L)

270 Maybe it will be totally out of left field, like Barbara Boxer or Zombie Strom Thurmond or Bob Kerrey or something. Keep it interesting.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (lNHqD)

Lizzy Warren counted coup on her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2021 10:03 PM (evAgx)

271 "Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted"

What did she expect when she picked Weiner Man as her husband?

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:03 PM (qpX6U)

272 the Catholics incorporated lots of other pagan festivals with Christian holidays in order to make their religion more palatable to the natives.

Posted by: ALH


Sorta. But we turned those pagan festivals into Jesus-related events without incorporating any of the pagan aspects into Catholicism. More like St. Paul proclaiming to the Athenians at the Aeropagus that they had previously worshipped as an "unknown god" was actually worship of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:03 PM (N1cu2)

273 For those that don't get the reference, the last remaining cop-hater on the Portland city council runs the transportation bureau under Portland's odd form of government, and has been placing traffic barrels in high-shooting areas to keep shooters from speeding through the areas, thus discouraging shooting.

This is working as well as expected.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Put that person in charge of Homeland Security.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:04 PM (r1z5A)

274 184 I was embarrassed to tell you, but I think that 1911 is broken. I would be willing to take it off your hands for you though....

Because I am a giver, and I care!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 09:30 PM

Amusingly, one of the Glocks did break.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Um. I may have broken the Glock.

However. That Les Bear 1911 is mine.

I'll shoot you for it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:04 PM (U2p+3)

275 241 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator. If true (a very big "if") what are the chances the Senator's name rhymed with Ked Tennedy?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 26, 2021 09:55 PM (2RBkF)

*hic*

And the name will never come out. And it is a shame that Huma was mugged and killed next Friday night while strolling through Fort Marcy Park by the muggers who took nothing with them.

Posted by: Hillzabub at October 26, 2021 10:04 PM (Ojki1)

276 The "COVID Costumes Aren't Funny!!!1" story links to "Lifehacker" which is a Gawker site. Fuck them.

Halloween used to be a fun thing.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 26, 2021 10:04 PM (DTX3h)

277 and has been placing traffic barrels in high-shooting areas to keep shooters from speeding through the areas, thus discouraging shooting.

Other civilized areas are using Shotspotter and ALPR enabled cameras that way the police can be waiting at the shooter's lair for them to return.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:05 PM (+LCoQ)

278 Which Clinton was it?
Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 10:01 PM (/+B8L)
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Bill,

He walked in on Huma and Hill and decided to join in.

Sorry, horde, my mind is a cesspool at times.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2021 10:05 PM (TZWZk)

279 276 The "COVID Costumes Aren't Funny!!!1" story links to "Lifehacker" which is a Gawker site. Fuck them.

Halloween used to be a fun thing.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 26, 2021 10:04 PM (DTX3h)
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How does Gawker still exist? I thought Jesse Ventura or somebody sued them out of business?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 10:05 PM (lNHqD)

280 >>Look, CBD is trying to lowball the deal. Out of a sense of fairness, I'll pay $5 more.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 09:35 PM (oY5A0)

Escalation clause. Zod will beat the best final offer by $5.

Feeling ornery.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 10:05 PM (xK9An)

281 "Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted"

Which Clinton was it?
Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 10:01 PM (/+B8L)


Only one was a Senator.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 26, 2021 10:06 PM (yQpMk)

282 259 Pennsyltucky

My favorite Mark Steyn anecdote is when Steyn stood next to Sen. Boxer in an elevator and accidentally got felt up by Sen. Thurmond.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 26, 2021 10:06 PM (2RBkF)

283 Amusingly, one of the Glocks did break.

How do you break a Glock?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:06 PM (+LCoQ)

284 259 241 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator. If true (a very big "if") what are the chances the Senator's name rhymed with Ked Tennedy?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 26, 2021 09:5

Chris Dodd

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

285 "But a 15 round .45ACP is pretty much a game changer. "

I've got one extended mag for my 1911. Works great if you're hoping for jams and stovepipes. Extended mags and drum mags are the new status symbol for gangsta thugs.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:07 PM (qpX6U)

286 How do you break a Glock?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:06 PM (+LCoQ)

Rock, paper, or scissors?

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2021 10:07 PM (/+B8L)

287 Sorta. But we turned those pagan festivals into Jesus-related events without incorporating any of the pagan aspects into Catholicism. More like St. Paul proclaiming to the Athenians at the Aeropagus that they had previously worshipped as an "unknown god" was actually worship of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:03 PM (N1cu2)

That idea still works with Halloween and All Saints, because they are obviously not on the same day, and have a completely different focus. (souls of the saints vs spirits of wickedness) It looks to me like the intent of the new festival was to negate the old.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2021 10:07 PM (evAgx)

288 I'll shoot you for it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:04 PM (U2p+3)


Phrasing dear nurse, phrasing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 26, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

289 "How do you break a Glock?"

Handload double powder charges. Works slick.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:09 PM (qpX6U)

290 279 How does Gawker still exist? I thought Jesse Ventura or somebody sued them out of business?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 10:05 PM (lNHqD)


Yeah, but the sites which operated under Gawker are still leftist garbage.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 26, 2021 10:09 PM (DTX3h)

291 Sorta. But we turned those pagan festivals into Jesus-related events without incorporating any of the pagan aspects into Catholicism.

October 31st is Reformation Day celebrating the day Martin Luther nailed the 95 Theses to the Wittenberg Church Door

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:10 PM (+LCoQ)

292 I *am* in Missouri, but I am exempt from jury duty until 2028 (served on a grand jury which means I can't serve on regular jury for 10 years).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2021 09:40 PM (K5n5d)


I could have gotten out of it due to my age, but for some reason I submitted my questionaire. I guess I thought it might be interesting. Then I realized that you have to be down there at some ungodly hour of the morning. Nuts

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

293 I thought I read that Shotspotter was...questionable, at best. Does it actually work?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 26, 2021 10:10 PM (cSs/W)

294 Phrasing dear nurse, phrasing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges


No! Really! It's a sweet gun!
I'd shoot him!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:11 PM (U2p+3)

295 Sorry, horde, my mind is a cesspool at times.

Posted by: Blake


I met a guy last year who is a well-known DC "Fixer" who claimed that his lawyer's office was across PA Ave and the WH, and that they had a giant telescope in their conference room aimed at the WH, through which they would watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:11 PM (N1cu2)

296 Oh c'mon. Hillary pulled Huma right out of school. I guarantee she was the first Senator to "assault" her, before passing her around like currency to half the Dems on the East Coast, and then arranging her marriage to the "next Governor of NY," before he fucked everything up.

You can't assault a Dem staffer, any more than you can a Lincoln Project staffer... They all know that servicing flabby, sweaty old political-class deviants is part of the job description. Huma can miss me with her latest sob-story.

Go tell it on "Queen For A Day," Q'aren.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2021 10:12 PM (/KPLX)

297 9mm is my favorite caliber.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2021 10:12 PM (ybIRR)

298 If you need 15 rounds for a self defense situation, you either chose poorly, destination wise, or, you really shoulda brought your rifle.

Its designed for CQB - Team Edition.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:12 PM (+LCoQ)

299 I met a guy last year who is a well-known DC "Fixer" who claimed that his lawyer's office was across PA Ave and the WH, and that they had a giant telescope in their conference room aimed at the WH, through which they would watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.
Posted by: Sharkman


I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

300 October 31st is Reformation Day celebrating the day Martin Luther nailed the 95 Theses to the Wittenberg Church Door

Posted by: Reuben Hick


Also known as The Day Martin Luther Tried To Destroy Christianity Because He Wanted ToKeep Screwing The Nuns Without Feeling Guilty.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:13 PM (N1cu2)

301 I'd like to tap the Horde's wisdom and experience. After last February's Big Tex freezeoff, I have started looking at propane catalytic heaters for emergency indoor use during winter power outages.

Mr. Heater and Flame King make propane catalytic heaters for safe indoor use. How big of a BTU rating would I need to keep enough heat in the 2-story, 3100sqft house to prevent water line freezeups?

Anticipating another winter freeze power outage lasting 3+ days, I'm not trying to heat the whole house, but would like to minimize the shivering if we gather in the large family room (20 x 30) and keep enough heat near the exterior walls with water pipes to keep them from freezing.

BTU Options are a 4k/9k, 4k/9k/18k, 10k, or a 20K, and would run off those 1lb propane tanks (a shitload of them).

Any experience with the Mr. Heater or Flame King product line? Should I get 2 of the smaller units and move them around vs buying the one larger unit?

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:13 PM (4I/2K)

302 At the first Halloween, beginning what I can only assume will become a dark lost millennium of covid hysteria and civilizational collapse, I remember there were people on their steps with 20' long PVC pipes they painted up with orange and black stripes. Kids would walk up the sidewalk and the crazy hysterics would drop candy at one end, it would slide the 20' and the kids would collect it at the other end.

And there were a lot of people that did this. Just spontaneously decided this level of insanity was warranted and manufactured these plague candy pipes as a result. Maybe some were old people who really looked forward to the night to get interaction with kids they miss but couldn't break from the fear. So the pipe was the psychological arrangement they settled on to assuage the fear.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2021 10:13 PM (MBbuV)

303 All Saints Day is November 1, not October 31.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:14 PM (N1cu2)

304 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator.


.....

I'm guessing Manchin is the target being floated.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 10:14 PM (7F9te)

305 I met a guy last year who is a well-known DC "Fixer" who claimed that his lawyer's office was across PA Ave and the WH, and that they had a giant telescope in their conference room aimed at the WH, through which they would watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.
Posted by: Sharkman


I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

A little? Damn...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 10:15 PM (VwHCD)

306 Put on blackface and a suit, and go as the governor of Virginia.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 26, 2021 10:15 PM (CX3cf)

307 "watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on."

I'd pay a dollar for that.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:15 PM (qpX6U)

308 No! Really! It's a sweet gun!
I'd shoot him!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:11 PM (U2p+3)
[i/]
\
Well since you have such a good reason...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 26, 2021 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

309 I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: nurse ratched


I don't believe the dude's story; it's just too horrific. "Oh! The humanity!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:15 PM (N1cu2)

310 I thought I read that Shotspotter was...questionable, at best. Does it actually work?

Quite well. The problem has been with all of the police defunding, it is an expensive annual package that can save a big city $250k.

There was a case where the shooting happened underneath a Shotspotter mic and the system is designed to continue recording for a few more seconds in the event there are follow up shots. The vic was yelling out the name of his killer and it was recorded helping them capture the perp.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:16 PM (+LCoQ)

311 Other civilized areas are using Shotspotter and ALPR enabled cameras that way the police can be waiting at the shooter's lair for them to return.

Portland used to have a police unit specifically tasked with reducing gang violence - they had a list of gang members, developed intelligence on gangs, and made specific efforts to stop retaliatory gang shootings. They were quite effective, so the cop-hating city councilman (who is black) got the unit abolished, since they were racciyst.

Now the gangs can shoot each other (and bystanders) without interference. Portland cops are also now forbidden from making traffic stops without permission from a higher-up (to keep them from profiling), so the gangbangers don't have to worry that they'll get pulled over holding guns.

Net result - the murder rate among Portland blacks is now double the murder rate of El Salvador.

Mission accomplished!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

312 Is Huma going to revel she was assaulted by...Sinema?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2021 10:16 PM (ESjRY)

313 The simple truth is that if you have never used artificial birth control, you won't have an issue with breast cancer unless it runs in your family.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Abortion is also a huge factor in breast cancer.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 26, 2021 10:16 PM (BjGT6)

314 I met a guy last year who is a well-known DC "Fixer" who claimed that his lawyer's office was across PA Ave and the WH, and that they had a giant telescope in their conference room aimed at the WH, through which they would watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.
Posted by: Sharkman


I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

A little? Damn...


Remember, she's a nurse. She's seen things that make most people vomit and taken it all in stride. So if it got a reaction from her, you know it's bad. Really bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (SchxB)

315 Kids would walk up the sidewalk and the crazy hysterics would drop candy at one end, it would slide the 20' and the kids would collect it at the other end.

>>And there were a lot of people that did this. Just spontaneously decided this level of insanity was warranted and manufactured these plague candy pipes as a result. Maybe some were old people who really looked forward to the night to get interaction with kids they miss but couldn't break from the fear. So the pipe was the psychological arrangement they settled on to assuage the fear.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2021 10:13 PM (MBbuV)

Grandpa Zod would heat pennies in a cast-iron skillet. More greed = more pain.

A PVC tube would be a poor delivery system for small disks of molten-child-palm-hate.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (xK9An)

316 BTU Options are a 4k/9k, 4k/9k/18k, 10k, or a 20K, and would run off those 1lb propane tanks (a shitload of them).

Any experience with the Mr. Heater or Flame King product line? Should I get 2 of the smaller units and move them around vs buying the one larger unit?
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American


If you're on city water it might be easier just to turn on the suspect faucets to a dribble.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

317 It looks to me like the intent of the new festival was to negate the old.

Posted by: Tom Servo


I agree. May not have been apparent from my comment.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (N1cu2)

318 Democrats are evil and asshoe and should be put up against the wall. Change my mind...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (7LjgJ)

319 banana dream. My nephew and his wife did something similar. Couldn't get the pvc pipe system to work so I believe they used a rope/pulley system. She was a bit cray-cray about the chinese lung rot.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 26, 2021 10:18 PM (2NHgQ)

320 Hi everyone (waves)

After reading about all the "environmental" protesters all of a sudden showing up to cause mayhem, was wondering what all the BLM people were thinking about being thrown to the curb now that they were no longer needed.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:18 PM (Y+l9t)

321 And Fuck Joe Biden and the belt fed machine gun he rode in on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:18 PM (7LjgJ)

322 292 I could have gotten out of it due to my age, but for some reason I submitted my questionaire. I guess I thought it might be interesting. Then I realized that you have to be down there at some ungodly hour of the morning. Nuts

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
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I think I have a pretty good chance of avoiding future jury duty. I was on a jury in 2019, I ended up as the foreman. It was an unauthorized-sex-pics-on-the-web case between some skanky meth head and her sleazy meth head ex-beau. The DA and cops figured it was a slam dunk, so they didn't bother doing any unnecessary extra work, like collecting evidence or doing an investigation. Despite my best efforts to hide it, I think I had my "are you shitting me?" face on during most of the trial. It wasn't exactly 12 Angry Men - I explained why I thought it was bullshit, and we deliberated for about 20 seconds. Not guilty. If looks could kill, that DA would be in jail for murdering me. I doubt I'll be invited back.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 10:19 PM (lNHqD)

323 "I believe they used a rope/pulley system."

Was the pulley wearing a mask?

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:19 PM (qpX6U)

324 >>> they had a giant telescope in their conference room aimed at the WH, through which they would watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:11 PM (N1cu2)


Do I surmise correctly that this was recorded and the video playback was used as some means of torturing people for information? They say if torture is too extreme it is of no use because the victim will tell the torturer anything, a completely useless random anything just to make the horrible pain stop. Probably a file line there.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2021 10:20 PM (MBbuV)

325 Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:13 PM (4I

I like the Mr Heater Buddy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

326 If you're on city water it might be easier just to turn on the suspect faucets to a dribble.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

Yes, I did that too last February. Have a gas stove so I boiled water in all my pots, put them near the exterior walls in bathrooms and laundry rooms and under the kitchen sink. Regular rotation and re-heating. It worked.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

327 Democrats are evil and asshoe and should be put up against the wall. Change my mind...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (7LjgJ)

Ok, wouldn't rows of the impaled be better? You can decorate them for the holidays, use them as weather vanes, scarecrows, and other assorted uses. Did it work? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 10:22 PM (VwHCD)

328 >>324 >>> they had a giant telescope in their conference room aimed at the WH, through which they would watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:11 PM (N1cu2)

Zod Imperial Directorate of Operations, Collection, HUMINT-enabled technical, Tailored Access Operations.

Tasked.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 10:23 PM (xK9An)

329 Mr. Heater and Flame King make propane catalytic heaters for safe indoor use. How big of a BTU rating would I need to keep enough heat in the 2-story, 3100sqft house to prevent water line freezeups?

Wrong strategery, all of that propane will cost. Cut the water at the street, drain the pipes at your lowest outside faucet. Or do the exact opposite and drip the faucets where pipes run up the outside wall.

If you insist on whole house heating during an emergency, remember heat rises and you shouldn't have any plumbing in the attic.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:23 PM (+LCoQ)

330 Is Huma going to revel she was assaulted by...Sinema?

.....

Gillinrand would make more sense if it was lesbo stuff.

Wasn't she in some sort of weird Eyes Wide Shut New York sex cult where they rape each other while wearing plague masks?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 10:23 PM (7F9te)

331 I like the Mr Heater Buddy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

The Portable Buddy or the Big Buddy?

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:24 PM (4I/2K)

332 Democrats are evil and asshoe and should be put up against the wall. Change my mind...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (7LjgJ)

Ok, wouldn't rows of the impaled be better? You can decorate them for the holidays, use them as weather vanes, scarecrows, and other assorted uses. Did it work? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 10:22 PM (VwHCD)

Impaling and hanging from lampposts serve as better warnings after all if you leave them up for a bit.

Posted by: Hillzabub at October 26, 2021 10:24 PM (Ojki1)

333 Rosa DeLauro is the perfect scarecrow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:25 PM (CZmiq)

334 I like the Mr Heater Buddy


In my day we just pulled up the floorboards and burned them in the living room.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 26, 2021 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

335 Do I surmise correctly that this was recorded and the video playback was used as some means of torturing people for information? They say if torture is too extreme it is of no use because the victim will tell the torturer anything, a completely useless random anything just to make the horrible pain stop. Probably a file line there.

At some point the Geneva Convention takes effect and people can be charged with crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:25 PM (+LCoQ)

336 I got called for Jury duty a few times in Mass. The worst part is you can't bring your phone into the courthouse. They would have a sheriff's van parked out front to hold your phone. Then you had to sit in a hot crowded room on an uncomfortable chair until they eith er called you or dismissed for the day. Yes, you had to come back if they hadn't dismissed your group. If you didn;t get called by noon, usually let go.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:25 PM (Y+l9t)

337 they had a giant telescope in their conference room aimed at the WH, through which they would watch Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 26, 2021 10:11 PM (N1cu2)

Huh, turns out some things are too degenerate even for me. I did not expect to be this many days old when I discovered that.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 26, 2021 10:26 PM (Ojki1)

338 Good evening y'all!

C'mon Jordan61 you can do better

Tonypete......enjoyed meeting you and the lovely R

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 26, 2021 10:26 PM (/UQ/R)

339 Agree with Bitter Clinger, somebody is going to vote the way they want...or else.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:26 PM (r1z5A)

340 Huma is now claiming that she was sexually assaulted by an unnamed Senator.

Hillary was a senator.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2021 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

341 At some point the Geneva Convention takes effect and people can be charged with crimes against humanity.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:25 PM (+LCoQ)


But that day is NOT today!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

342 Wasn't she in some sort of weird Eyes Wide Shut New York sex cult where they rape each other while wearing plague masks?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I think that was a movie?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (Y+l9t)

343 Robert, to further confuse the issue, that sick fuck rapist juvie pretend tranny boy raped two girls, that we know about, in two different schools.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (7LjgJ)

344 "Eyes Wide Shut New York sex cult"

I really liked the music. I tried to get Nick to play keyboards for one of my orgies, but he was all booked up.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:28 PM (qpX6U)

345 I think that was a movie?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (Y+l9t)

....

Well, yeah. My hyperbole got the best of me.

But I think Gillibrand is all mixed up in the NXIVM sex cult stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 10:29 PM (7F9te)

346 Hillary and Donna Shalala get it on.

That could be a lucrative "pay not to have to view event"
The fact that they set up a telescope to watch is yet another sign of the Biblical level ickiness of DC and the people who reside there.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 26, 2021 10:29 PM (3/XaG)

347 Let the water trickle until the temperature comes up. If you have pipes in the exterior walls you probably don't have sufficient insulation for them.

It keeps the pipes from freezing. It is what we do in the North with cold snaps

That way you can heat a couple of rooms and stay toasty there and not worry about the pipes freezing.

If it gets really cold pitch a tent in the living room, heat that

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (KbLYZ)

348 Wasn't she in some sort of weird Eyes Wide Shut New York sex cult where they rape each other while wearing plague masks?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I think that was a movie?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (Y+l9t)

Sounds like the missing scenes from spinal tap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (VwHCD)

349 ..If you're on city water it might be easier just to turn on the suspect faucets to a dribble. Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

Would NOT have worked in the Great Texas Freezathon, '01.

Pretty much all local water service was kaput, due to zero electrons flowing in the Texas 'Lectric Grid. No power, no pumps. No pumps, no dribbles. And I do think that a large portable diesel generator in the 12k continuous range would do better powering a "window unit" with a heat-pump, *or* two or three strategically placed electric space heaters. Diesel has far greater energy density than propane, and the fuel volume per delivered BTW in the house will be a fraction of what it'd take in propane. Fraction of the cost, too.

With apologies to Hank Hill, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

350 Should I get 2 of the smaller units and move them around vs buying the one larger unit?
Posted by: Count de Monet,


*****

This may not be applicable to your situation, but my experience with my 2000 sq ft mountain home, it that in the winter, when the place has been shut down for the season, is that the biggest problem isn't the pipes per se, but rather the bulk of the house needs to be warmed up (drywall, studs, crawlspace, etc.). Propane space heaters don't cut it, even fireplace takes a long time to heat the bulk of the house. I guess I would say it's easier to "keep" it warm than to "get" it warm.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (5Woea)

351 >>> Wasn't she in some sort of weird Eyes Wide Shut New York sex cult where they rape each other while wearing plague masks?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I think that was a movie?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (Y+l9t)


Her father was the cult's lawyer. She may have been involved, who knows. They're all creepy little shits at that level so if she wasn't involved she was probably doing something else vile.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (MBbuV)

352 B.C., it would have worked without the plague masks.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (Y+l9t)

353 >>344 "Eyes Wide Shut New York sex cult"

A room full of nekkid Fran Dreschers.

Whining.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (xK9An)

354 I'll shoot you for it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2021 10:04 PM (U2p+3)

I'm in.

We can even shoot my grown-up Walther PPQ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (Q9lwr)

355 Wrong strategery, all of that propane will cost. Cut the water at the street, drain the pipes at your lowest outside faucet. Or do the exact opposite and drip the faucets where pipes run up the outside wall.

If you insist on whole house heating during an emergency, remember heat rises and you shouldn't have any plumbing in the attic.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:23 PM (+LCoQ)

The water shutoffs failed, both at the meter (now fixed per water co) and going into the house (son-in-law the plumber is coming out to fix). Our sub-tropical 1975 era Houston houses run all the plumbing up inside an exterior wall and all through the attic, where the water heater sits. Kitchen sink, 3 toilets, 2 showers, and the clothes washer all use exterior walls for plumbing connections.

I have a wood burning fireplace but find that it is a net heat loss.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:31 PM (4I/2K)

356 Well, time to wander.

Later!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2021 10:31 PM (TZWZk)

357 Requirements are long hours, low pay and adequate dental. With a sky high deductible.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

So, swinging the Hammer of Thor with British teeth?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:31 PM (7LjgJ)

358 135 A Missouri woman is suing GEICO after contracting a sexually transmitted disease in a car insured by the company.


Let's see the lizard make a commerce out of this!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)

************

We could bring back the caveman with some cavewomen and make this into a series.

Posted by: Brazzers at October 26, 2021 10:31 PM (xxG/v)

359 Grandma Death and Shalala scissoring in the Lincoln Bedroom is nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (CZmiq)

360 Thank you for your splendid donations to the TxMoMe. They were highly coveted, as well as attracting considerable interest from an unsavory art critic-enabler.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

They'll never command the kind of money an original Hunter will garner, but they where still an awesome contribution.
Posted by: Some Rat
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You saw how my spawn tried to get one of those pieces...more than once!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (UUBmN)

361 We could bring back the caveman with some cavewomen and make this into a series.

....

She was so easy even a caveman could do her.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (7F9te)

362 Portland used to have a police unit specifically tasked with reducing gang violence - they had a list of gang members, developed intelligence on gangs, and made specific efforts to stop retaliatory gang shootings. They were quite effective, so the cop-hating city councilman (who is black) got the unit abolished, since they were racciyst.

Interesting, we have had some recent inquiries by certain very large LE entities regarding prediction algorithms. It seems that they want to do to crime stopping what banking services have done to avoid accusations of red-lining and demographic discrimination.

The banks just issue a credit score based on an evolving algorithm. It seems that the answer to this stupidity of dumping good old fashioned profiling is to outsource to computers the same profiling that allegedly isn't racist.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (+LCoQ)

363 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Yes, when the mains freeze, all bets are off.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:33 PM (r1z5A)

364 Posted by: Jim at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

Or just drain the water system. That way there is zero risk of pipes freezing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 10:33 PM (Q9lwr)

365 >>359 Grandma Death and Shalala scissoring in the Lincoln Bedroom is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (CZmiq)

Woman. Come here.

(Fumbling, a muffled cry)

Zod just threw up in Hillary's mouth a little bit.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 10:34 PM (xK9An)

366 Alright. Enough of my stupidity.

Got get up early and prep a shrimp boil for the church tomorrow.

Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2021 10:34 PM (7F9te)

367 359 Grandma Death and Shalala scissoring in the Lincoln Bedroom is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (CZmiq)

Worst thing to ever happen to me was seeing that.

Nothing else was close.

Nothing.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln's Gost at October 26, 2021 10:34 PM (Ojki1)

368 You saw how my spawn tried to get one of those pieces...more than once!
Posted by: lin-duh


Heh! I saw her casting covetous eyes on more than a few items...."Spawn of lin-duh" has excellent taste!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)

369 WDS - you made me laugh my ass off with the story of how you arrived at your nic!

We enjoyed your company very, very much. We'll all have to do it again!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2021 10:35 PM (mD/uy)

370 I'm gonna borrow a couple of beagles and dress up like Anthony Fauci for Halloween. I'll return the beagles unharmed. Unlike Fauci

Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (SqpTW)

371 358
We could bring back the caveman with some cavewomen and make this into a series.

Posted by: Brazzers at October 26, 2021 10:31 PM (xxG/v)
----------------------------

Have the neanderthal caveman, and then a slutty Cro-Magnon chick. Maybe Progressive Flo dressed up like Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.

"But, Your Honor, she was so easy even a caveman could do her!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (lNHqD)

372 What are the three principal exported products of Borneo?
Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun

Ass, gas, and grass?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (7LjgJ)

373 I shared this with the daywalkers, so I'll share it here too. I've been going to the same salon for a few years now, and I've told my gal about the blog and how I go to meetups, sometimes with my husband and sometimes with a friend (Nurse). I apparently never explained that the blog is a conservative site because this whole time she's been thinking I'm going to swinger's conventions.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (h02fy)

374 Diesel has far greater energy density than propane, and the fuel volume per delivered BTW in the house will be a fraction of what it'd take in propane. Fraction of the cost, too.


It sort of requires having good neighbors too. When the tough times come, the Karens get going to find a reason to shut down your survival tools as all good bucket crabs do.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (+LCoQ)

375 My old parish has a big All Saints Eve party most years.
All the kids dress up and the youth group decorates classrooms in the education building for different saints each year, with someone dressed as the St. and giving out the candy. There are themed games, as well.

The local Carmelite convent also invites the children to come in their costumes for a saint-guessing contest.

Posted by: sal at October 26, 2021 10:37 PM (bJKUl)

376 You can get an insert for the fire place with convection vents that will put out good heat.

Also, if you don't have one, where the water enters your house there should be a drain cut-off.

In other words you can cut the water from coming in off while at the same time drain all the water pipes above the level of the cut-off.

Theoretically that would be all your pipes.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 10:38 PM (N6bh0)

377 I apparently never explained that the blog is a conservative site because this whole time she's been thinking I'm going to swinger's conventions.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (h02fy)

**snort***

Posted by: Iris at October 26, 2021 10:38 PM (6lKe4)

378 "A room full of nekkid Fran Dreschers. Whining."

We ended up getting a DJ. He had all Captain and Tenille tunes. Orgy ended early.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:38 PM (qpX6U)

379 Well on that high note, I'm off to sleep.

Nite, horde!

Posted by: Iris at October 26, 2021 10:39 PM (6lKe4)

380 Or just drain the water system. That way there is zero risk of pipes freezing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 10:33 PM (Q9lwr)

Yes, with the shutoffs fixed, I would do that next time there is an extended power outage during a freeze and the house temps drop below 50 degrees or so. Maybe 45. Then all I'd need to heat is the family room for the three of us.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:39 PM (4I/2K)

381 I apparently never explained that the blog is a conservative site because this whole time she's been thinking I'm going to swinger's conventions.

You did leave a bit too early.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:40 PM (+LCoQ)

382 Is the water heater gas fired? Kill that. Electric? Kill that. No water to heaters is bad.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)

383 Or just drain the water system. That way there is zero risk of pipes freezing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo a


******

We are currently scheduled for the plumbers to shut down our place for the season. Et for Friday. We drain the main plumbing, and charge the in-floor heating circuit with glycol without draining it. It can get down to 25 below here in the winter. Once we shut it down, it is shut down until late March at the earliest, more commonly late April.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 10:41 PM (5Woea)

384 Some Rat, was going to send yu an email Hello but the link in your nic is not working.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:41 PM (Y+l9t)

385 You did leave a bit too early.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:40 PM (+LCoQ)


LOL, I missed out on the swinging?! Damn!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 10:41 PM (h02fy)

386 "A room full of nekkid Fran Dreschers. Whining."

Here's some off-the-wall trivia: Fran Drescher is now the president of the Screen Actors Guild.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:42 PM (qpX6U)

387 >>> Grandma Death and Shalala scissoring in the Lincoln Bedroom is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (CZmiq)


I bet the staff had to set up a rig like this to cut down on the heat build-up from dry friction:

https://bit.ly/3GsNX7E

Adding a C02 bath probably would have been a good extra precaution but would subtract from the amorous ambiance.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2021 10:42 PM (MBbuV)

388 359 Grandma Death and Shalala scissoring in the Lincoln Bedroom is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (CZmiq)

Things that should not be typed out-EVER, for a 1k, Alex.

Cmon man!

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 26, 2021 10:43 PM (+I6Y/)

389 Yes, with the shutoffs fixed, I would do that next time there is an extended power outage during a freeze and the house temps drop below 50 degrees or so. Maybe 45. Then all I'd need to heat is the family room for the three of us.

I would strongly recommend getting a CO2 meter because even if they promise no build up of deadly CO, your family will be competing with the propane heater for oxygen.

In my hovel, with everyone here, the CO2 numbers climb into the 1800-2400 range. I noticed while at the MoMe, I checked the house remotely and the CO2 was around 800ish (normal outside is 400-440). I must be one heck of a CO2 generator.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:43 PM (+LCoQ)

390 359 Grandma Death and Shalala scissoring in the Lincoln Bedroom is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (CZmiq)

***********

No wonder why the White House's permanent staff would hide whenever they saw Hillary walking down the hallway.

Posted by: Brazzers at October 26, 2021 10:44 PM (xxG/v)

391 sharon(willow's apprentice)

I don't know how nics relate to email. I will explore further. However, Ben Had, Nurse, RedChief and others have my email.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

392 Also, if you don't have one, where the water enters your house there should be a drain cut-off.

In other words you can cut the water from coming in off while at the same time drain all the water pipes above the level of the cut-off.

Theoretically that would be all your pipes.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 10:38 PM (N6bh0)

Thanks. I will ask SIL about adding a drain cut-off there. At the moment, the water shutoff turns and "closes" but, get this, does not actually stop water from continuing to pressurize the house's water lines. It's original to this 1975-era house.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:44 PM (4I/2K)

393 I guess I would say it's easier to "keep" it warm than to "get" it warm.

Same is true of cooling a house down after the AC dies in the summer when you're away on vacation. And the house is in the desert with record high temps that year.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 26, 2021 10:44 PM (SchxB)

394 Every person who owns a house in DC is in an Eyes Wide Shut club. If they're not, the fucking burden of proof is on them as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2021 10:45 PM (ybIRR)

395 381 I apparently never explained that the blog is a conservative site because this whole time she's been thinking I'm going to swinger's conventions.

You did leave a bit too early.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:40 PM (+LCoQ)

Dang it!

**kicks dirt**

I miss all the good stuff. Who knew the MoMe was gonna be a DoMe?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2021 10:45 PM (axyOa)

396 ..Or just drain the water system. That way there is zero risk of pipes freezing. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2021 10:33 PM (Q9lwr)

My house is 100% spray foam insulation, and the supply water is 100 PEX piping. In spite of three days of 19 degree exterior temps, the interior never fell to below 39 degrees, and a bonus of PEX is that it can withstand a pretty hard freeze, without bursting. It has just enough flex to withstand the expansion.

I do have a water supply cutoff valve, but it's used for hurricanes, to prevent contamination of the house's water supply lines. Same with the sewage main, it gets shutoff to prevent storm surge from blowin sewage up through the toilets and sinks. I'm thankful though, that we seldom have to consider freezing weather here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 26, 2021 10:46 PM (QzJWU)

397 Hey Horde, just got here, what's happenin?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 10:46 PM (a4EWo)

398 The full trailer for the Netflix Cowboy Bebop is out, if that Hillary story left any remaining brain cells that you'd like to snuff out.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 26, 2021 10:46 PM (cSs/W)

399 >>394 Every person who owns a house in DC is in an Eyes Wide Shut club. If they're not, the fucking burden of proof is on them as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2021 10:45 PM (ybIRR)

Zod lives across the river. Zod is in an Eyes Wide Shut club. Proof is no burden.

(retains mask, removes gold-glitter MC Hammer pants)

Marvel, pleb.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 10:47 PM (xK9An)

400 Any thoughts on a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi. We just bought a place that has hot water heat and it takes a while to warm up - be nice to get that started if we want to head up. Do not want to pay for wifi when not there that much during winter.

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 26, 2021 10:47 PM (+I6Y/)

401 Democrats are evil and asshoe and should be put up against the wall. Change my mind...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:17 PM (7LjgJ)

Ok, wouldn't rows of the impaled be better? You can decorate them for the holidays, use them as weather vanes, scarecrows, and other assorted uses. Did it work? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 10:22 PM (VwHCD)

*orders LED light strips from Amazon Prime*
*whittles logs with hatchet*

You know, I think I can work with this...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:48 PM (7LjgJ)

402 I'm gonna borrow a couple of beagles and dress up like Anthony Fauci for Halloween. I'll return the beagles unharmed. Unlike Fauci
Posted by: Stacy0311
----

Carry a jar full of sand fleas with you. The treats should be generous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 10:48 PM (9Fwwf)

403 I would strongly recommend getting a CO2 meter because even if they promise no build up of deadly CO, your family will be competing with the propane heater for oxygen.

In my hovel, with everyone here, the CO2 numbers climb into the 1800-2400 range. I noticed while at the MoMe, I checked the house remotely and the CO2 was around 800ish (normal outside is 400-440). I must be one heck of a CO2 generator.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:43 PM (+LCoQ)

Yes. Thank you. The catalytic process (no flame) still uses up O2 and with using the gas stovetop to heat water as well, I'd want to know. Would have to crack a window I think.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:48 PM (4I/2K)

404 "Ass, gas, and grass?"

My guess was jute, kapok, and sisal. But I looked it up, and boy was I ever wrong.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:48 PM (qpX6U)

405 My house is 100% spray foam insulation,

There was some new housing technique that made the house practically identical to a very large Yeti cooler.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:48 PM (+LCoQ)

406 Hey Horde, just got here, what's happenin?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


Boobs mashed, pipes freezing, everybody missed out on swinging.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (r1z5A)

407 Count, when you use the drain cut-off turn all the faucets on and flush the commodes that will eliminate a vacuum from stopping complete evacuation.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (N6bh0)

408 >>400 Any thoughts on a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi. We just bought a place that has hot water heat and it takes a while to warm up - be nice to get that started if we want to head up. Do not want to pay for wifi when not there that much during winter.
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 26, 2021 10:47 PM (+I6Y/)

Does your moral code preclude you from purchasing a live-in human?

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (xK9An)

409 378 "A room full of nekkid Fran Dreschers. Whining."

We ended up getting a DJ. He had all Captain and Tenille tunes. Orgy ended early.
Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:38 PM (qpX6U)

Did you have some groovy chats in the conversation pit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (csEWM)

410 Thanks for the ONT, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (csEWM)

411 Grandma Death and Shalala scissoring in the Lincoln Bedroom is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2021 10:32 PM (CZmiq)

*urp* Ok, Mr. Wise Guy. How much is the aspirin?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (7LjgJ)

412 We ended up getting a DJ. He had all Captain and Tenille tunes. Orgy ended early.
Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:38 PM (qpX6U)

Musta been the Muskrat Love. Dangit.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:51 PM (7LjgJ)

413 Boobs mashed, pipes freezing, everybody missed out on swinging.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (r1z5A)
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Except Jordan61 & Hubs.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 10:51 PM (N6bh0)

414 Any thoughts on a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi. We just bought a place that has hot water heat and it takes a while to warm up - be nice to get that started if we want to head up. Do not want to pay for wifi when not there that much during winter.

[Sketching out a design with an old Radio Shack mechanical phone answering machine and a triac relay.]

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:51 PM (+LCoQ)

415 I apparently never explained that the blog is a conservative site because this whole time she's been thinking I'm going to swinger's conventions.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (h02fy)

Better luck than I have explaining it all.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 10:51 PM (VwHCD)

416 There was some new housing technique that made the house practically identical to a very large Yeti cooler.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:48 PM (+LCoQ)

I have wondered about those nuclear missile silos those guys on youtube are converting into housing. Quiet. Underground. Considering the construction (where the entire facility is suspended in the air) I wonder how tough those are to heat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 10:52 PM (csEWM)

417 "Did you have some groovy chats in the conversation pit?"

Music was so loud that we couldn't hear each other ____.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:52 PM (qpX6U)

418 I apparently never explained that the blog is a conservative site because this whole time she's been thinking I'm going to swinger's conventions.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 10:36 PM (h02fy)

*pages back up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 10:53 PM (csEWM)

419 Does your moral code preclude you from purchasing a live-in human?

For that matter just call the next door neighbor human and have them switch on the thermostat.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:53 PM (+LCoQ)

420 [Sketching out a design with an old Radio Shack mechanical phone answering machine and a triac relay.]
Posted by: Reuben Hick
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That's a good question. Does the place have a land line?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (l0Lgi)

421 I have wondered about those nuclear missile silos those guys on youtube are converting into housing. Quiet. Underground. Considering the construction (where the entire facility is suspended in the air) I wonder how tough those are to heat?

Or dehumidify.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (+LCoQ)

422 Anna says she thinks they blew Cowboy Bebop but I want to seethe trailer at least

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (2JoB8)

423 This may not be applicable to your situation, but my experience with my 2000 sq ft mountain home, it that in the winter, when the place has been shut down for the season, is that the biggest problem isn't the pipes per se, but rather the bulk of the house needs to be warmed up (drywall, studs, crawlspace, etc.). Propane space heaters don't cut it, even fireplace takes a long time to heat the bulk of the house. I guess I would say it's easier to "keep" it warm than to "get" it warm.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 10:30 PM (5Woea)

Our house is the same footage a couple of hundred ft above sea level. It takes about a week of running the fireplace insert to get the whole house "warm".

Also, every time I see your nic I think of Crazy Eddie Muldoon. A character in Patrick F. McManus's outdoor humor stories.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (68WvR)

424 For that matter just call the next door neighbor human and have them switch on the thermostat.
Posted by: Reuben Hick


Sometimes the best solution is the simplest solution.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (r1z5A)

425 Count, when you use the drain cut-off turn all the faucets on and flush the commodes that will eliminate a vacuum from stopping complete evacuation.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 10:49 PM (N6bh0)

Open everything up. Good to know. The damage to houses in this neighborhood with frozen pipes last February was at least $5k per, many well over $10k.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:55 PM (4I/2K)

426 421 I have wondered about those nuclear missile silos those guys on youtube are converting into housing. Quiet. Underground. Considering the construction (where the entire facility is suspended in the air) I wonder how tough those are to heat?

Or dehumidify.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (+LCoQ)

No shit, since a couple of the videos I have watched, a lot of the facility is under water when they get them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 10:55 PM (csEWM)

427 "I wonder how tough those are to heat?"

Just light the first-stage booster.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:55 PM (qpX6U)

428 After that last post by Skip, I've decided it must be bedtime because I had no idea what he was talking about.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:55 PM (Y+l9t)

429 Any thoughts on a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi. We just bought a place that has hot water heat and it takes a while to warm up - be nice to get that started if we want to head up. Do not want to pay for wifi when not there that much during winter.

[Sketching out a design with an old Radio Shack mechanical phone answering machine and a triac relay.]
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:51 PM (+LCoQ)

I have an idea!

Posted by: Rube Goldberg at October 26, 2021 10:56 PM (4I/2K)

430 Also, every time I see your nic I think of Crazy Eddie Muldoon. A character in Patrick F. McManus's outdoor humor stories.
Posted by: Beartooth


Loved his stories.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 10:57 PM (r1z5A)

431 "a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi."

A very long fuse.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun at October 26, 2021 10:57 PM (qpX6U)

432 That's a good question. Does the place have a land line?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (l0Lgi)

currently, no. Not sure if its even an option as we just took possession and have not done any extensive searching of the incoming utilities to see if its present.

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 26, 2021 10:57 PM (+I6Y/)

433 I wonder if there is a bit of sway when you are walking through the facility. The thing is circular, so you'd end up with groovy floorplans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 10:58 PM (csEWM)

434 Just light the first-stage booster.
Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun
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The monthly Energy Usage reports from Morton Thiokol should be interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 10:58 PM (l0Lgi)

435
No shit, since a couple of the videos I have watched, a lot of the facility is under water when they get them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 10:55 PM (csEWM)

Free pool!

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 26, 2021 10:58 PM (+I6Y/)

436 Apparently my mic's not working tonight. Oh well. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

437 'Night all.
Sweet dreams.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2021 10:58 PM (Y+l9t)

438 I'd like to know the legal theory behind the suit against GEICO. Anybody have a clue? The article doesn't cover it.

Posted by: mnw at October 26, 2021 11:00 PM (Cssks)

439 Any thoughts on a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi. We just bought a place that has hot water heat and it takes a while to warm up - be nice to get that started if we want to head up. Do not want to pay for wifi when not there that much during winter.
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 26, 2021 10:47 PM (+I6Y/)

You don't pay for wifi, you pay for internet access. Do you have a landline phone? Big picture, you could rig up a raspberry pi with a ring detector, and have it send a command to the thermostat via wifi when the phone rings.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:00 PM (7LjgJ)

440 "This next story demonstrates what is wrong with this country. No one is responsible for their actions."


Oddly, I'm told I am responsible for other peoples actions decades and centuries before I was even born.

Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2021 11:01 PM (PTDkx)

441 The Halo footage just looks jarring to me. Everything looks plastic. It is uncanny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 11:01 PM (csEWM)

442 Night sharon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2021 11:01 PM (csEWM)

443 You don't pay for wifi, you pay for internet access. Do you have a landline phone? Big picture, you could rig up a raspberry pi with a ring detector, and have it send a command to the thermostat via wifi when the phone rings.

Some time ago in Byte Magazine I remember reading on how to build a switch that listened for DTMF codes over ham radio.

I think that is overkill, but very geek.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 11:02 PM (+LCoQ)

444 to further confuse the issue, that sick fuck rapist juvie pretend tranny boy raped two girls, that we know about, in two different schools.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (7LjgJ)

Oh yeah, that kid is a fucking piece of shit. Sad thing is he'll probably only do a couple of years if that because he's a juvenile.

Personally I'm of the opinion juveniles who engage in major crimes like, say, rape shouldn't have their identities concealed and they should automatically be tried as adults. We know this little fuckstain is going to be a predator, we should know who he is and then have him locked away for a long time in a "pound me in the ass" prison.

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 11:02 PM (hXkPS)

445 She was thinking of the meetup for that other site, Spades of Ass.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2021 11:02 PM (ybIRR)

446
"A room full of nekkid Fran Dreschers. Whining."

Wax in the ears will prevent one from hearing the siren song.

Posted by: Ulysses at October 26, 2021 11:02 PM (63Dwl)

447 Thanks for the comments and suggestions. I have a feeling that TX ERCOT hasn't made any progress in preventing / mitigating another winter power catastrophe.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 11:03 PM (4I/2K)

448 Oddly, I'm told I am responsible for other peoples actions decades and centuries before I was even born.
Posted by: Ripley


The bills for those non-acts are really what's going to get your attention.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 11:03 PM (r1z5A)

449 I don't really enjoy all the ghoulish decorations at peoples houses for Halloween , but I have to say that skeleton thing is quite artistically clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2021 11:03 PM (ueGNX)

450 Anna says she thinks they blew Cowboy Bebop but I want to seethe trailer at least
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (2JoB

Exquisite typo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2021 11:04 PM (ybIRR)

451 Big picture, you could rig up a raspberry pi with a ring detector, and have it send a command to the thermostat via wifi when the phone rings.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:00 PM


Just make sure you are on the "Do Not Call" list so that the calls about your expiring car warranty do not accidently start your hot water.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 26, 2021 11:04 PM (EughT)

452 444 to further confuse the issue, that sick fuck rapist juvie pretend tranny boy raped two girls, that we know about, in two different schools.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 10:27 PM (7LjgJ)
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I read that he and the girl had been having regular sex. Not that he didn't rape her but it does put the whole story in a different light.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:04 PM (N6bh0)

453 Personally I'm of the opinion juveniles who engage in major crimes like, say, rape shouldn't have their identities concealed and they should automatically be tried as adults. We know this little fuckstain is going to be a predator, we should know who he is and then have him locked away for a long time in a "pound me in the ass" prison.

For these perverts, I sort of like the REAL OLD FASHIONED way when there was this concept of City of Refuge where the perp to be found outside of that place, the family could lawfully dispatch the cretin in a manner which they best saw fit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 11:05 PM (+LCoQ)

454 Some time ago in Byte Magazine I remember reading on how to build a switch that listened for DTMF codes over ham radio.

I think that is overkill, but very geek.

Posted by: Reuben Hick

Nice. Or simpler still, don't pay the power bill, then call the power company before you go.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:05 PM (7LjgJ)

455 She was thinking of the meetup for that other site, Spades of Ass.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2021 11:02 PM (ybIRR)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 26, 2021 11:06 PM (h02fy)

456 "Fauci may have committed perjury"...


...pretty sure he has committed crimes against humanity...for real, not joking

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 26, 2021 11:06 PM (h1jJh)

457 "a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi."

*****

We have a friendly neighbor. He checks on our place, we let him play pool on our pool table. win-win

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 11:07 PM (5Woea)

458 Just make sure you are on the "Do Not Call" list so that the calls about your expiring car warranty do not accidently start your hot water.

Now you understand the genius of using the Radio Shack mechanical answering machine. The car warranty auto dialers probably don't know the three digit code to activate the call playback mechanism.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 11:07 PM (+LCoQ)

459 >>The bills for those non-acts are really what's going to get your attention. Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 11:03 PM (r1z5A)

South: "Can we at least amortize some of the hate?"
Reconstructionists: "No."
South: "This won't end well."
Reconstructionists: "Take it or leave it."

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 11:07 PM (xK9An)

460 This planet where pipes freeze and such sounds frightening.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 26, 2021 11:08 PM (OTzUX)

461 447 >>> I have a feeling that TX ERCOT hasn't made any progress.
----------------------

Abbott could have signed some EO's, he could have fired those strangers and hired people who wanted to generate energy and not green grift.

This is Abbott's failure.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:08 PM (N6bh0)

462 "A room full of nekkid Fran Dreschers. Whining."
Wax in the ears will prevent one from hearing the siren song.
Posted by: Ulysses

Or rush from one to the next, getting blowjobs. Dear God, man, think!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:09 PM (7LjgJ)

463 Posted by: sal at October 26, 2021 10:37 PM (bJKUl)

That's a nice thing. We had an all Saints Day thing (which for the Protestant folks a saint means any follower of Christ) for kids and any adults, on one Sunday when I was the Christian Ed director at a local church. FenSpouse went as Edward the Confessor since Ed is his real name. I like "All Saints Day" so much better than Halloween, except for back in the day as a kid and it was fun to trick or treat and there was much less emphasis on gory costumes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2021 11:09 PM (ueGNX)

464 I have wondered about those nuclear missile silos those guys on youtube are converting into housing. Quiet. Underground. Considering the construction (where the entire facility is suspended in the air) I wonder how tough those are to heat?

Or dehumidify.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 10:54 PM (+LCoQ)

I wonder what they cost. Might make a good vacation house or underground fort for colander face mask world.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 11:10 PM (VwHCD)

465 I read that he and the girl had been having regular sex. Not that he didn't rape her but it does put the whole story in a different light.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:04 PM (N6bh0)

In the story I linked way up top she admitted they had two previous consensual sexual encounters in the girl's room. It wasn't stated that they had sex as such. I just interpret that to mean she blew him.

I suppose that fact shouldn't be a surprise. They say most rapes are committed by someone the victim knows. Still, the perp needs to be bent over by the biggest, blackest scumbags in the prison system. We'll call it a form if reparations.

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2021 11:10 PM (hXkPS)

466 TX having gorked itself, a la Germany or CA et al, on energy, is the billionth bit of data indicating we're past the tip-over point.

Friend near Austin is getting a generator. He can't believe, to put it mildly, that moving to TX, he has to deal with this sort of Deep Idiocy found mostly in "blue" states.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 26, 2021 11:10 PM (OTzUX)

467
This planet where pipes freeze and such sounds frightening.
Posted by: rhomboid


You have to cut open animals and climb inside for warmth.

Posted by: Luke Nosepicker at October 26, 2021 11:10 PM (63Dwl)

468 For these perverts, I sort of like the REAL OLD FASHIONED way when there was this concept of City of Refuge where the perp to be found outside of that place, the family could lawfully dispatch the cretin in a manner which they best saw fit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick

I hate to go full Mr. Rogers, but won't you be my neighbor?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:11 PM (7LjgJ)

469 Nice. Or simpler still, don't pay the power bill, then call the power company before you go.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:05 PM (7LjgJ)


Except the penalty and all of that....

How about rigging up the thermostat to operate when the door is opened? Then some time before you choose to arrive call the local sheriff and claim that you have hostages in the house. The nice side effect is that if any squatters are in the house, the kind SWAT team will have them permanently removed before you arrive. The downside is that you have to replace the door frame.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 11:11 PM (+LCoQ)

470 Okay, now I need to be in bed.

Asleep.

Not commenting.

Get offline, Robert. Off! OFF, DAMN YOU!!!

*Ahem*

Night.

Posted by: Robert, getting off at October 26, 2021 11:12 PM (hXkPS)

471 Friend near Austin is getting a generator. He can't believe, to put it mildly, that moving to TX, he has to deal with this sort of Deep Idiocy found mostly in "blue" states.


I managed to secure the most powerful inverter generator one can get at Harbor Freight - even better got it on Texas' Sales Tax Holiday for Prepper Gear (yes, Texas has that).

Saved several hundred on sales taxes, and due to its popularity the price has also gone by several hundred dollars.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 26, 2021 11:14 PM (+LCoQ)

472 "Ass, gas, and grass?"

My guess was jute, kapok, and sisal. But I looked it up, and boy was I ever wrong.

Posted by: gp's Hot Prop Gun

Oh man, somebody wake me when the 70s are back in style.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:15 PM (7LjgJ)

473 I saw a couple at the grocery store the other day. Wife had a Halloween decoration thingy in a box, a full skeleton. I gestured toward the meat section and said, "Are the ribs on sale?" Husband said, "I don't know." I asked the wife and gestured toward the skeleton in the box, "Are the ribs on sale?" They finally got it and had a good chuckle.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 11:17 PM (5Woea)

474 Sucking d*#k leads to an auto insurance claim.
-- MisHum

Well fuckin A. I got me a dent puller!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:18 PM (7LjgJ)

475 We are experiencing a nor'easter here, lots of wind and heavy rain. Sump pumps kicked on so I've got that going for me as long as we don't lose power.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:19 PM (a4EWo)

476 I saw a couple at the grocery store the other day. Wife had a Halloween decoration thingy in a box, a full skeleton. I gestured toward the meat section and said, "Are the ribs on sale?" Husband said, "I don't know." I asked the wife and gestured toward the skeleton in the box, "Are the ribs on sale?" They finally got it and had a good chuckle.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 11:17 PM


They probably weren't expecting a ribbing from a stranger

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 11:20 PM (mZUr4)

477 Let me try this again.

Hello everyone!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

478 Funnybone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2021 11:21 PM (63Dwl)

479 Does MisHum have me shadowbanned or something?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

480 Hi qdpsteve. Attention whore.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 11:22 PM (5Woea)

481 >>a full skeleton

Spiral-cut boneless smoked man.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 11:22 PM (xK9An)

482 We are experiencing a nor'easter here, lots of wind and heavy rain. Sump pumps kicked on so I've got that going for me as long as we don't lose power.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:19 PM (a4EWo)

We had it last night for the first round, then a few hours ago the second round, but it was very light rain. Now its starting to sound heavier.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 11:23 PM (VwHCD)

483 Muldoon, LOL.

I don't need to be a star, I just find it a bit disconcerting when nothing I post gets any traction whatsoever. But I guess that's life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

484 Has anyone seen qdpsteve?

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 11:23 PM (mZUr4)

485 Hi qdpsteve.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 11:23 PM (xK9An)

486 Has anyone seen qdpsteve?
Posted by: Doof


No and they never will again!!

Posted by: Mishumanopic Anthritarian at October 26, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

487 Has anyone seen qdpsteve?
Posted by: Doof


Never have....

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 11:25 PM (r1z5A)

488 Hey ZOD!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

489 477 Let me try this again.

Hello everyone!!!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
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Taken care of all the food needy?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:26 PM (N6bh0)

490 Braenyard, yes and I took care of 'em by eating all their carbs. They need their GAINZZ!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

491 Good evening everyone

Beautiful top pic

I'd forgotten that Muldoon was the neighbor's name in the McManus books. Those books are so much fun. I read them to my kids and sometimes couldn't continue because I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:27 PM (IDhUW)

492 Also, I had my first official alcohol delivery today with DoorDash, and it was to the hood (Lynwood).

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

493 A humerus attempt at levity.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 26, 2021 11:27 PM (vuisn)

494 Any Neville Brothers fans here?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 11:28 PM (5Woea)

495 Muldoon if you'd addressed them in limerick form, it might have gone better.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 26, 2021 11:29 PM (OTzUX)

496 Arthel is their cousin.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:30 PM (N6bh0)

497 Muldoon the dain bramage limits my recall, but back in the early 90s when I'd go to JazzFest every year, the Neville Bros. were always there, and of course at some club at night.

Though I actually gravitated towards the "no name" performers, who were incredibly good, as the stages with the big names got mobbed, a bit - even on Fridays.

Can't recall the circumstance, but for some reason Harry Connick Jr played in a tent and the crowd wasn't big, the seating wasn't even very large, very mellow. He talked with people, took requests, it was oddly like a small informal event, not even public.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 26, 2021 11:32 PM (OTzUX)

498 The pumpkin man pic reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes snowmen. Very creative.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:32 PM (IDhUW)

499 It's been cold lately here in SoCal.

HOW COLD IS IT, JOHNNY?

- Tesla owners have to fill their batteries with ice cubes.

- All the trans drag queens had to switch to wearing opaque tights.

- Their botox is so frozen in place, most starlets can't blink. (Oh wait, that's year-round.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

500 We are experiencing a nor'easter here, lots of wind and heavy rain. Sump pumps kicked on so I've got that going for me as long as we don't lose power.
~~~
I like the sounds of those storms when I am snug in my home and don't have to go out.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:36 PM (IDhUW)

501 I'd go to JazzFest every year, the Neville Bros. were always there, and of course at some club at night.
Posted by: rhomboid


****

Much as you, I have vague memories of specific events at Jazz Fest, but it was pretty cool. I have seen the Nevilles at some club down on Tchoupatoulis Ave, maybe 200 sq ft. I just love Aaron Neville's voice.

When were you in NewOrleans?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 11:37 PM (5Woea)

502 >Netflix Cowboy Bebop full trailer

I noticed in this one they had Faux Valentine showing cleavage and smiling. I guess that dreaded old Male Gaze wins again.

At least Ein showed up briefly, and was actually a Corgi.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 26, 2021 11:38 PM (cSs/W)

503 Halloween at the bar is always fun.
The women always just dress as the "slutty ...."
Doesn't really matter if it's nurse, maid, witch, etc, they just like to dress like sluts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I'm partial to the.slutty slut, myself.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:38 PM (7LjgJ)

504 We are experiencing a nor'easter here, lots of wind and heavy rain. Sump pumps kicked on so I've got that going for me as long as we don't lose power.
~~~
I like the sounds of those storms when I am snug in my home and don't have to go out.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


Power came on bout a half hour before I got home last night. Son said it had been out most the day.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 11:38 PM (r1z5A)

505 I saw Cowboy Mouth play at Mardi Gras back in the aughts. Great show.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 26, 2021 11:39 PM (KAi1n)

506 I'm glad state school board associations are leaving the NSBA, but I still have a question, and a guess at an answer.

What exactly *is* a state school board "association?

I'm guessing parents don't generally attend the state school board associations. The school board is supposed to be local. No, I'm guessing that's where the local school boards go and meet to plot against the parents, and develop their commie curriculua, and come up with strategies for dealing with the parents, all without them being present.

Am I right?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 26, 2021 11:39 PM (OssQ4)

507 The pumpkin man pic reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes snowmen. Very creative.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:32 PM (IDhUW)

Was thinking the same thing!

Another great one in that series was this one (snowman hit by his parents' car)...
https://tinyurl.com/5ycv8rf8

Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2021 11:39 PM (mZUr4)

508 I guess the couple needed Muldoon's help to find the funny bone.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:40 PM (IDhUW)

509 Some Rat are you on the east coast too?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:41 PM (a4EWo)

510 "Huma Abedin says she was sexually assaulted by a US senator around 2005 but was able to forget the incident until allegations against
Brett Kavanaugh triggered her memory...
---------------

The election's on and truth is coming up the back stretch.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:42 PM (N6bh0)

511 "Huma Abedin says she was sexually assaulted by a US senator around 2005 but was able to forget the incident until allegations against Brett Kavanaugh triggered her memory...

Posted by: Braenyard

Ops cause collateral damage.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 26, 2021 11:43 PM (KAi1n)

512 Doof, Calvin and Hobbes was my first thought, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 26, 2021 11:44 PM (OssQ4)

513 Driving home from a hockey rink in NoVa, I passed one of those flashing construction sign things.

It read: Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 26, 2021 11:45 PM (cvNl1)

514 Muldoon, late 80s/early 90s. Had a free place to stay with a friend's father across the river in Jefferson Parish, a few years I took a victim (gf of the time) and we stayed at a hotel, small ones near the Quarter.

When I first went, JazzFest was two 2-day weekends. By the time I stopped going, it was 2 5-day "weekends" (Wed-Sun). From memory - I think this is close to accurate.

We rarely went on weekends after the early years. Too much of a zoo. Really didn't do much of the night-time club stuff either, just a bit. Mentioned here one night that we went to see BB at Tip's, by the time he came on (1AM? 2?) I was pretty beat.

And that was when I was really really young, not just young, like now.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 26, 2021 11:45 PM (OTzUX)

515 When the power goes out here, they usually get it back on quickly. I dont have a generator. I have lots of books, games, and other activities that don't require electricity but are impossible in the dark.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:45 PM (IDhUW)

516 Some time ago in Byte Magazine
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You're not really 29, are you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 11:45 PM (ELgVT)

517 Nearsider - Fairfax arena? Is it still going?

My best driving-back-from-hockey in NoVa story involves the BBC.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 26, 2021 11:46 PM (OTzUX)

518 Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:42 PM (N6bh0)

Hillary Clinton was a NY Senator from 2001 until 2009, but of course, Huma wouldn't name HER.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2021 11:46 PM (ueGNX)

519 Halloween at the bar is always fun.
The women always just dress as the "slutty ...."
Doesn't really matter if it's nurse, maid, witch, etc, they just like to dress like sluts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I'm partial to the.slutty slut, myself.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:38 PM (7LjgJ)

I rate this as true.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 11:46 PM (VwHCD)

520 I don't need to be a star, I just find it a bit disconcerting when nothing I post gets any traction whatsoever. But I guess that's life.

Posted by: qdpsteve

Join the club down here.

Posted by: C. H. U. D. at October 26, 2021 11:47 PM (7LjgJ)

521 Doof, Calvin and Hobbes was my first thought, too.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled

Until Kestrel mentioned it, I was thinking Larsen.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 11:47 PM (r1z5A)

522 https://tinyurl.com/5ycv8rf8
~~~
Love it!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:47 PM (IDhUW)

523 I guess the couple needed Muldoon's help to find the funny bone.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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'Couplet', perhaps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 11:47 PM (ELgVT)

524 Search calvin hobbes snowmen. Funny stuff!

Posted by: SFGoth at October 26, 2021 11:48 PM (KAi1n)

525 Clarification: Further youtube research reveals the Mr Heater propane Buddys are not, in fact, catalytic heaters but very efficient combustion infrared. Lot of confusion around this point. Byproducts of said combustion are H2O and CO2. As long as it gets plenty of O2, its CO byproducts are negligible. The low O2 sensor shutoff should prevent CO with everything working well. Would still get a CO alarm to pair with it.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 11:48 PM (4I/2K)

526 Hillary Clinton was a NY Senator from 2001 until 2009, but of course, Huma wouldn't name HER.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I think Bitter Clinger nailed it. They want somebodies vote changed.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 11:48 PM (r1z5A)

527 Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 26, 2021 11:46 PM (OTzUX)

Fairfax Ice Arena IS still going. As a matter of fact, one of the teams for which I am the goalie won the league championship this past Sunday.

But no, tonight I was out at Haymarket. I saw the sign around Manassas.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 26, 2021 11:48 PM (cvNl1)

528 I thought Laura Nero wrote Joy To The World?

Posted by: Mean Teeets at October 26, 2021 11:49 PM (BOJAx)

529 I just find it a bit disconcerting when nothing I post gets any traction whatsoever. But I guess that's life.

Posted by: qdpsteve
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I've pretty much given up on changing the course of Moron history.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 11:49 PM (ELgVT)

530 Driving home from a hockey rink in NoVa, I passed one of those flashing construction sign things.

It read: Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 26, 2021 11:45 PM (cvNl1)

When I was driving to texas for the MoMe I passed a huge billboard with biden's head on a taliban soldier, and of course it said making the taliban great again. I laughed my ass off. It was either in Pennsy or virginia, but I think it was Pennsy because it was real early in the trip.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 11:49 PM (VwHCD)

531 Huma Abedin says she was sexually assaulted by a US senator around 2005 

*opens ouija board*

"chardonnay"
"asparagus"
"day-old tuna"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:50 PM (7LjgJ)

532 Rabbi speaks to the whole issue of religious exemptions from the vaccine. Makes some good points, From "Frontline Magazine"

https://tinyurl.com/etbfueps

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2021 11:51 PM (ueGNX)

533 I just find it a bit disconcerting when nothing I post gets any traction whatsoever. But I guess that's life.

Posted by: qdpsteve

Just go with it. I comment and don't give a shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 11:51 PM (VwHCD)

534 I remember skating at Fairfax Ice Arena when "I Love Rock n' Roll" came out, whenever that was. Wasn't even competent in that I couldn't skate backward, but I could actually skate around the rink forward moderately slowly. I was a teen; it was fun.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 26, 2021 11:51 PM (KAi1n)

535 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 26, 2021 11:39 PM (OssQ4)
~~~
Essentially. Lots of training on duties and rules and how to conduct meetings and how to write policy.

Because schoolboard members are usually new to the system, they appreciate the information. But on the flip side can be intimidated into a defensive posture against complaints.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:52 PM (IDhUW)

536 >>when nothing I post gets any traction whatsoever. But I guess that's life. Posted by: qdpsteve

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Then again, sometimes the abyss just shrugs. Maybe your abyss is just shrugging right now.

Posted by: ZOD at October 26, 2021 11:52 PM (xK9An)

537 Muldoon, late 80s/early 90s.

********

I was in NewOrleans '79-83. It was a scene for sure.

Nevilles, Zachary Richard. Clifton Chenier, etc.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2021 11:53 PM (5Woea)

538 Bought a Mr. Buddy under the impression, as it says, OK for indoors.

Upon reading the instructions it requires something like 16 square inches of ventilation.

Wait, Mr. Buddy, I'm want to keep the cold out.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:54 PM (N6bh0)

539 I thought that this was particularly good from the Rabbi:

Do not request an exemption. Inform them in no uncertain terms that your religious convictions forbid you from complying with their request, your convictions are inviolable and non-negotiable, and they have no authority to act as inquisitors. Do not allow them to reduce you to a groveler pleading for their recognition and mercy.

These people hate you. They loathe your religious beliefs. They are perfectly content to destroy your body and soul. They are coldly following orders, without a shred of compassion, concern, or conscience, and the way they pretend otherwise is patronizing.

Does your religion tell you to kiss the feet of such evil wretches while they stamp you into the dust?

Stand up already, be proud of your religious convictions, and fight God's fight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2021 11:54 PM (ueGNX)

540 I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:55 PM (a4EWo)

541 And we are dealing with this now, because my son's college will either require him to have a vaccine card or request a religious exemption if he wants to take classes in the Spring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2021 11:56 PM (ueGNX)

542 Fairfax Ice Arena IS still going. As a matter of fact, one of the teams for which I am the goalie won the league championship this past Sunday.
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Link to pic of one of those crazy Canadian hockey players: https://tinyurl.com/arpzdhxc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 11:56 PM (9Fwwf)

543 Wow! That is an excellent quote from the Rabbi.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:57 PM (IDhUW)

544 I just find it a bit disconcerting when nothing I post gets any traction whatsoever. But I guess that's life.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Just go with it. I comment and don't give a shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You'd better listen to him, qdp. He's pre-med.

Posted by: Otter, et al at October 26, 2021 11:57 PM (7LjgJ)

545 ink to pic of one of those crazy Canadian hockey players: https://tinyurl.com/arpzdhxc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 11:56 PM (9Fwwf)

Definitely nice edges.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 26, 2021 11:57 PM (cvNl1)

546 510 "Huma Abedin says she was sexually assaulted by a US senator around 2005 but was able to forget the incident until allegations against
Brett Kavanaugh triggered her memory...
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The election's on and truth is coming up the back stretch.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2021 11:42 PM (N6bh0)


Biden was a senator in 2005.

Posted by: Emmie at October 26, 2021 11:57 PM (6RgRK)

547 It I lived on or near the East or West Coasts, I would get nervous in big storms. God said the rainbow was his promise that He wouldn't flood the Earth again as a response to wicked behavior...
But look what they went and did with the rainbow.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 26, 2021 11:58 PM (3/XaG)

548 I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume???
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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I'm still reeling from the pic that Skip linked to night before last

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 11:58 PM (9Fwwf)

549 I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:55 PM (a4EWo)

Probably pretty slutty if you're wearing just the jacket and its taylored to your body... and not his. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2021 11:58 PM (VwHCD)

550 Guys, LOL. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 26, 2021 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

551 I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume???
~~~
Oh no Debby!!! Too awful to contemplate!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 26, 2021 11:58 PM (IDhUW)

552 I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume???
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*record scratch*
Dafuq?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2021 11:59 PM (7LjgJ)

553 Re pre-med, classic bit from a classic sitcom:

Mindy: "Mork, I've been seeing a plastic surgeon."
Mork: "Why? Couldn't you find a real one?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

554 Isn't it just wonderful that there is such a wide range of plausible Senatorial candidates of both genders?
Such an admirable group of people.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 12:00 AM (3/XaG)

555 FenelonSpoke, You could take that NJ money, move south and live comfortable.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:00 AM (N6bh0)

556 I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:55 PM (a4EWo)

Hey, sailor! 48 hour pass?

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 27, 2021 12:01 AM (4I/2K)

557 Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2021 11:48 PM (r1z5A)

When these things suddenly pop up a week before an election, but this supposedly happened in 2004, yes, its all about politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:02 AM (ueGNX)

558 Shit, I remember getting a concussion at the Fairfax Ice Arena back in the 70s. 80s. I think.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 12:02 AM (7LjgJ)

559 545 ink to pic of one of those crazy Canadian hockey players: https://tinyurl.com/arpzdhxc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2021 11:56 PM (9Fwwf)

Definitely nice edges.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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I may acquire a taste for hockey.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:03 AM (N6bh0)

560 Biden was a senator in 2005.
Posted by: Emmie
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Ha. Wouldn't that be something!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:03 AM (IDhUW)

561 I remember getting a concussion at the Fairfax Ice Arena back in the 70s. 80s. I think.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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These two statements may be indirectly related.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:03 AM (1vynn)

562 I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume???
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:55 PM (a4EWo)
Hey, sailor! 48 hour pass?
Posted by: Count de Monet

48 hours? Shit, I'll pass all day long and twice on Sunday!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 12:04 AM (7LjgJ)

563 Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:00 AM (N6bh0)

What N.J. money?!! LOL. Oh, you mean the money we spend on tuition. Well, it's not HUGE. He goes to a community college and is only taking two classes. I would love to move out of N.J. but it would take me four years to clean out the accumulated zillion books and items from my us, my parents and grandparents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:04 AM (ueGNX)

564 Biden was a senator in 2005.
Posted by: Emmie at October 26, 2021 11:57 PM (6RgRK)
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I think the play is against Kavanaugh.
Something must be coming before the court.
Electioneering?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:04 AM (N6bh0)

565
I may acquire a taste for hockey.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I fear that I may trespassing on Kdbears franchise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:04 AM (DMQdU)

566 Fenlon, in my never-sufficiently-humble-opinion..

Your #539 deserves a sidebar posting, all of it's own. So much so for myself, that I've copy/pasted/PRINTED it out here in my hacienda.

What you posted is a Profound Truth, and resonates.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 12:05 AM (QzJWU)

567 "Every time an American masturbates, or doesn't get vaccinated, I'm going to kill a puppy."
- Dr. Anthony Fauci

- - -

(Looks out across America)

You're going to run out of puppies...

Posted by: the last to post at October 27, 2021 12:05 AM (W6q3g)

568 Any thoughts on a way to activate a thermostat remotely without wifi. We just bought a place that has hot water heat and it takes a while to warm up - be nice to get that started if we want to head up. Do not want to pay for wifi when not there that much during winter.

You can go old school and leave a key with a neighbor. When you want stuff turned on call the neighbor and ask them to do it.

If you can find one there may still be a circuit that will switch a relay in response to a distinctive ring signal on the phone line. This requires a phone line that supports multiple phone numbers and distinctive ring. Probably more expensive than minimal internet.

Then there's a phone line, a modem, a computer, and a relay solution. Again, requires an active phone line. But if you're not paying for internet, you're probably not paying for basic phone either.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 12:06 AM (SchxB)

569 Doesn't Fauci mean "puppy Hitler" in the original French?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

570 Nearsider, Haymarket wasn't built when I was playing in the area. Ballston was just being completed.

Fairfax is the Boston Garden of DC area ice rinks. I think the dimensions are actually similar to the original Garden (probably even a bit smaller).

Most guys I played with were Fairfax League long-timers. When Reston Ice Forum was built, one of us scored some decent practice times on the Olympic rink (night, before 10, so - very good, for adult hockey).

After years on the Fairfax postage stamp, 200 X 100 seemed like playing down on the Reflecting Pool* or something. Enormous. I think goalies found it a bit dull, as so many shots came from far away = easy to block. I just remember when the puck would get dumped in (I play D), sighing to myself and thinking how f***ing far it was just to skate to the back-boards or corner to get it.

* did this, with some intrepid strangers with the same instincts, during the early 80s bitter cold winters

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 12:07 AM (OTzUX)

571 I would love to move out of N.J. but it would take me four years to clean out the accumulated zillion books and items from my us, my parents and grandparents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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You have all of my sympathy, ma'am. Lately I've been looking at the huge volume of 'stuff' here, and wondering how in the world to start shedding it.

I have some things in the attic that parents packed up to move in 1959...still packed up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (DMQdU)

572 I don't know. I look at this admiral levine person and I see Ben Franklin's mom....or uncle fester in a wig.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (VwHCD)

573 Mork and Mindy was a brilliant spin-off.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (KAi1n)

574 I fear that I may trespassing on Kdbears franchise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:04 AM (DMQdU)
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She looks like a real woman.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (N6bh0)

575 Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 12:05 AM (QzJWU

Well, I didn't write it, (I wish I had) but I admire the forthright convictions of the Rabbi. I have been thinking about a religious exemption for my son, but the Rabbi's POV makes a lot of profound sense to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:09 AM (ueGNX)

576 Doesn't Fauci mean "puppy Hitler" in the original French?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

In original jersey it means frigging asshole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:09 AM (VwHCD)

577 My dad enters North Africa en route to Italy in 1943,

Oct 26
Tour to Tunis and Carthage.
Howitzer blew up, 933d Bn. Eight men killed. Smelled suspiciously of sabotage.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2021 12:10 AM (5Woea)

578 SFGoth, yes it was.

I've heard it was cancelled only because Pam Dawber wanted equal pay and billing with Robin Williams. Robin was fine with it but the producers weren't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

579 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (DMQdU)

The organist just got through cleaning out stuff from her house which she had moved to in 1956. I was not born in 1956, but I have a profound empathy for how much of a pain in the backside it was.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:11 AM (ueGNX)

580 Sorry, that was phrased poorly. It wasn't technically a pain in the backside to be born in 1956-just cleaning out stuff from a house which dates from then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:12 AM (ueGNX)

581 ..I wonder just how slutty I can be in my Admiral Rachel Levine costume??? Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2021 11:55 PM (a4EWo)

You'd have to put on about 200 lbs. before you could even begin to slut at Levine poundages.

We liked you plenty fine at your petite n' svelte self at the TxMoMeet.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2021 12:13 AM (QzJWU)

582 I have some things in the attic that parents packed up to move in 1959...still packed up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (DMQdU)
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I've started donating to the thrift boxes that have been boxed since 2004.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:13 AM (N6bh0)

583 Doesn't Fauci mean "puppy Hitler" in the original French?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

In original jersey it means frigging asshole.
~~~
In opera, it means deal with the devil.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:14 AM (IDhUW)

584 Fenelon, the impression I have is that when you move, it's a big help if you have the money to just rent a storage space in the area where you're moving to, so you can worry about "where it all goes" and "what to keep, what to throw away" later on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

585 My old house was built in 1956. I was only there 32 years, and I'm still not 100% moved out, and I have been at it since March. I mean yeah I spent a lot of time doing some renovating, but still.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:14 AM (VwHCD)

586 Muldoon, thanks - love everything you post from your dad's diary.

Sabotage? Wonder where that thought was headed - as in, who? Locals weren't hostile, nor much involved, AFAIK, in Tunisia. (and of course one must think of the scene from "Patton" when it comes to Carthage)

If you're interested, can recommend a podcast channel - We Have Ways of Making You Talk. Two Brit WWII fanatics/historians, that's all they talk about. Mostly European/Mediterranean theaters. One (Holland) authored those books on Sicily/Italy I've recommended to you (of which I reiterate my hearty endorsement).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 12:15 AM (OTzUX)

587 Berserker, yup.
AK, I think that's actually true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)

588 I've heard it was cancelled only because Pam Dawber wanted equal pay and billing with Robin Williams. Robin was fine with it but the producers weren't.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Ratings began to tank 2 years before when they tinkered with the show and time slot too much. It was ultimately only meant for a couple of years, else you gimmick-ize it. It would have been perfect if they had planned it out to be 2 years and kept it that way.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 12:16 AM (KAi1n)

589 If this case go forwards, depositions should be interesting.



Re-positioning for the jury even more so.

Posted by: Miklos, appealing to the sim at October 27, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

590 Mike H., if you find any unfired Colt Pythons or even good condition S&W revolvers (blued) in one of those boxes, I'd be interested.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 12:16 AM (OTzUX)

591 Here's one.
I struck up a conversation at a 'Christian Thrift' and asked what they did with the money.

'It's for Christian elementary education, then with a glint, but not for Catholics or Baptists.'

They recive no more from me.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:16 AM (N6bh0)

592 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs

I think I'd rather rent a dumpster now, but the whole idea of throwing books out which belonged to my parents upsets me, but who else would take them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:17 AM (ueGNX)

593 SFGoth, true. Plus Robin was destined for movie stardom.

I still remember what a big deal the movies Popeye and The World According To Garp, were, because they starred RW.

I also know that when Die Hard became a hit, Bruce Willis didn't really want to keep doing Moonlighting anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

594 Oh

ONT

Sorry

Posted by: an increasingly rare appearance by Miklos at October 27, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

595 Fenelon, are there any local libraries that would take them as donations?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

596 Fenelon, the impression I have is that when you move, it's a big help if you have the money to just rent a storage space in the area where you're moving to, so you can worry about "where it all goes" and "what to keep, what to throw away" later on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

I ended up buying a used enclosed trailer, one that fit a race car. I backed it up to the garage, which is the final frontier of the move. I'm going to just cram it, and bring it to the new house, and deal with it later. I'll probably keep it for storage after it gets emptied, or stuff shuffled around. My job this week is to fill it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:19 AM (VwHCD)

597 I fear that I may trespassing on Kdbears franchise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:04 AM (DMQdU)

It's supplementing -- not trespassing! And please keep doing it!!

Posted by: Doof at October 27, 2021 12:19 AM (mZUr4)

598 No expert, but I think there are ways to get rid of, as in sell, even for a small amount, collections of books. Fenelon, at the very least, Craigslist ads with samples of what kind of books are in the collection. If there is quality and some concentration in areas people are interested in, you can sell the whole lot. Like the people who buy abandoned storage locker contents - it's not a huge market, but it's there.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 12:19 AM (OTzUX)

599 Berserker, there you go.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

600 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (DMQdU)

She hired some people who had no emotional connection to things and shed a lot of stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:20 AM (ueGNX)

601 My old house was built in 1956. I was only there 32 years, and I'm still not 100% moved out, and I have been at it since March. I mean yeah I spent a lot of time doing some renovating, but still.

I was only in the old house 20 years. Started moving stuff almost a year before I finally said f-it and called a moving company.

And now I have more stuff.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 12:20 AM (SchxB)

602 Mike H., if you find any unfired Colt Pythons or even good condition S&W revolvers (blued) in one of those boxes, I'd be interested.
Posted by: rhomboid
---------
There's a Griswold & Gunnison in there somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:20 AM (vOGqy)

603 Fenelon, the impression I have is that when you move, it's a big help if you have the money to just rent a storage space in the area where you're moving to, so you can worry about "where it all goes" and "what to keep, what to throw away" later on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:14 AM


If you are in an actual time-crunch, sure. If you are in a time-crunch because you kept putting off sorting items, no. You will just be paying rent for a few years/forever for stuff you will eventually discard.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 27, 2021 12:20 AM (EughT)

604 Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 27, 2021 12:19 AM (OTzUX)

Thanks for the suggestion. For some reason I never think of Craigs List, maybe because I've never used it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:21 AM (ueGNX)

605 the whole idea of throwing books out which belonged to my parents upsets me, but who else would take them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You!

My parents had some cool books I've yet to read. Much of it is childhood memories of seeing books on the bookshelves but never reading them. Lots of history, religion (Judaism), various fiction books. I'm going to take it all (my sibs don't want them).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 12:22 AM (KAi1n)

606 572 I don't know. I look at this admiral levine person and I see Ben Franklin's mom....or uncle fester in a wig.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (VwHCD)

It is a non binary costume!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 27, 2021 12:22 AM (a4EWo)

607 If you are in an actual time-crunch, sure. If you are in a time-crunch because you kept putting off sorting items, no. You will just be paying rent for a few years/forever for stuff you will eventually discard.

^^This^^

Next weekend I'm moving the last items out of a storage unit I've had for a year. The plan was 90 days. Went a bit over.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 12:22 AM (SchxB)

608 I dunno if I would consider Mork and Mindy a spinoff. I know they appeared on Happy Days once but I think that was more of a "we run both shows so let's introduce this to our audience" . Really had nothing to do with Happy Days. Joanne Loves Chachi was a spinoff.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 12:22 AM (3/XaG)

609 I think I'd rather rent a dumpster now, but the whole idea of throwing books out which belonged to my parents upsets me, but who else would take them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:17 AM (ueGNX)

Goodwill accepts books. Cleaned out my mom's house last year when she finally agreed to move into a senior apartment. Hundreds of books - 3 trips to Goodwill. There were other (better?) options that weren't accepting donations due to WuFlu

Posted by: Doof at October 27, 2021 12:23 AM (mZUr4)

610 I fear that I may trespassing on Kdbears franchise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:04 AM (DMQdU)

It's supplementing -- not trespassing! And please keep doing it!!
Posted by: Doof

I believe the mathematical term is "Complement"

Posted by: Mathematically disinclined Miklos at October 27, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

611 Robin Williams died 7 years ago.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 12:23 AM (KAi1n)

612 It is a non binary costume!

It's analog?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 12:23 AM (SchxB)

613 Maybe it will be totally out of left field, like Barbara Boxer or Zombie Strom Thurmond or Bob Kerrey or something. Keep it interesting.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 26, 2021 09:59 PM (lNHqD)

Cankles was a senator for a term, wasn't she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 12:24 AM (P3gRi)

614 Miklos! Don't run away!

I want to say thankyou for the seasoning you recommended for the goulash. I used it for that but I've also been drinking it as a broth.

My super simple "chicken soup"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:24 AM (IDhUW)

615 L2ZTs

I think I'd rather rent a dumpster now, but the whole idea of throwing books out which belonged to my parents upsets me, but who else would take them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:17 AM (ueGNX)
-----------------

I'm the end of the line and am getting rid of things that were cherished for generations.
It's odd.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:24 AM (N6bh0)

616 Sabotage? Wonder where that thought was headed - as in, who?

******

My guess is that it was all so new to my dad that he was still trying to figure it out.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2021 12:24 AM (5Woea)

617 Cankles was a senator for a term, wasn't she?

The Carpetbagger representing New York, as I recall.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 12:24 AM (SchxB)

618 I've dallied with the idea of hiring a 20-something to take what I regularly deliver, and post it on Ebay. I suppose I could drop stuff off at UPS for shipping, or mail it. At any rate, offer the 20-something a substantial cut...50%?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:25 AM (AytXr)

619 Hillary was a Senator from 2001 until 2009. Huma is not going to be testifying against Hillary unless she wants the Ft. Marcy treatment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:26 AM (ueGNX)

620 For those that don't get the reference, the last remaining cop-hater on the Portland city council runs the transportation bureau under Portland's odd form of government, and has been placing traffic barrels in high-shooting areas to keep shooters from speeding through the areas, thus discouraging shooting.

This is working as well as expected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2021 10:02 PM (I2/tG)

Do the barrels bear signs: "Slow Down and Aim"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 12:26 AM (P3gRi)

621 I'm the end of the line and am getting rid of things that were cherished for generations.
It's odd.
Posted by: Braenyard
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It's hard. Very hard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:26 AM (AytXr)

622 I dunno if I would consider Mork and Mindy a spinoff. I know they appeared on Happy Days once but I think that was more of a "we run both shows so let's introduce this to our audience" . Really had nothing to do with Happy Days. Joanne Loves Chachi was a spinoff.
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2021 12:22 AM (3/XaG)

Mork first appeared on Happy Days, so it qualifies. But your point is well taken

Posted by: Doof at October 27, 2021 12:27 AM (mZUr4)

623 I want to say thankyou for the seasoning you recommended for the goulash. I used it for that but I've also been drinking it as a broth.

My super simple "chicken soup"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Which one?

Posted by: Absent minded Chef Miklos at October 27, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

624 or uncle fester in a wig.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:08 AM (VwHCD)

I laughed; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2021 12:28 AM (ueGNX)

625 I believe the mathematical term is "Complement"
Posted by: Mathematically disinclined Miklos at October 27, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

My compliments on your use of "complement"

Posted by: Doof at October 27, 2021 12:29 AM (mZUr4)

626 Those pod units aren't a bad option if the move isn't far and you got a place to unpack it in a reasonable amount of time. My problem is I have a harley shop worth of tools and parts, and I can't quite figure out how to configure the new garage for it all, because although the new garage is a lot wider its not quite as deep. Its 2 foot shorter, which screws up the system I had before, so for me an enclosed trailer made sense. Portable storage I own that I can deal with on my own time table once I figure things out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:29 AM (VwHCD)

627
I'm the end of the line and am getting rid of things that were cherished for generations.
It's odd.
~~~
That would be very difficult for me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

628 Used in a phrase:

"My condiments complement your complimentary snacks!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)

629 Braenyard, that's tough. I don't know if I could do it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)

630 Goodwill accepts books. Cleaned out my mom's house last year when she finally agreed to move into a senior apartment. Hundreds of books - 3 trips to Goodwill. There were other (better?) options that weren't accepting donations due to WuFlu
Posted by: Doof
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Heh. When dropping off stuff at GoodWill, I have to keep repeating to myself, 'Don't go in and look at the books...don't go in and look at the books...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:30 AM (AytXr)

631 You will just be paying rent for a few years/forever for stuff you will eventually discard.
------------

Living it right now.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2021 12:30 AM (N6bh0)

632 Posted by: Absent minded Chef Miklos at October 27, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
~~~
Well, it wasn't an English word, I can tell you that much.

I'll go find it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

633 Mork and Mindy
We have the #3 hit show! Let's change it!
2nd season: Let's drop Mindy's father and grandmother and change the theme and add a deli and change the time slot.
3rd season: Well, we f---ed that up. Let's bring Mindy's father and grandmother and change the deli to a restaurant.
4th season: Wow, we really f---ed that up. Let's get them married! Guest stars!

Posted by: ABC Network Executives at October 27, 2021 12:33 AM (EughT)

634 I've dallied

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Some dally, others dilly

"they dilly-dally the days away"

Posted by: Lazy, llazy Miklos got a new SBIR client today, so you can do it too at October 27, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

635 I'm the end of the line and am getting rid of things that were cherished for generations.
It's odd.
~~~
That would be very difficult for me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

yeah I couldn't do it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 12:33 AM (VwHCD)

636 BTU Options are a 4k/9k, 4k/9k/18k, 10k, or a 20K, and would run off those 1lb propane tanks (a shitload of them).

Any experience with the Mr. Heater or Flame King product line? Should I get 2 of the smaller units and move them around vs buying the one larger unit?
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 26, 2021 10:13 PM (4I/2K)

What's the BTU rating of your home heating system? I'd shoot for about half that. Propane is probably cheaper if bought in the 20-pound cylinders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 12:34 AM (P3gRi)

637 (EughT): LOL.

The ABC network execs were complete whores for ratings from 1974 onwards, that I remember very vividly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:34 AM (L2ZTs)

638 I'll go find it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Please do.

If you need more, I can probably send.

Posted by: Miklos, both Wholesale and Retail at October 27, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

639 Seems like almost every show that was on in 1980 and 1981 got messed up somehow.

I know it's still considered to be SNL's all-time worst year.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)

640 Podravka, vegeta

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:36 AM (IDhUW)

641 I still both shudder and chuckle reading about Mackenzie Phillips.

Was on a huge hit show, making tons of money per week, while still a teenager. Got told to get clean in 1980 or lose her job. Got clean, or so they thought. Then she got fired in 1982 for still abusing drugs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)

642 My compliments on your use of "complement"
Posted by: Doof

I could make another joke, but using French.

Note that I have considered and decided to be nice.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at October 27, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

643
Heh. When dropping off stuff at GoodWill, I have to keep repeating to myself, 'Don't go in and look at the books...don't go in and look at the books...'
~~~
Well, maybe just for a minute...

5 books later, get out, get out now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:40 AM (IDhUW)

644 5 books later, get out, get out now.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Sta sef

Posted by: Karen von Miklos, feeling good, but not as good as James Brown at October 27, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

645 I still both shudder and chuckle reading about Mackenzie Phillips.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:37 AM


I just shudder (assuming what she says about her father is true)

Posted by: Chuck C at October 27, 2021 12:43 AM (EughT)

646 Chuck C, yup, that's even worse.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

647 Sta sef
~~~
Sta fre

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

648 when we moved from the condo to the house in '03, we put stuff in storage to help the condo sell...

it's still there, whatever hasn't been stolen, anyway, in the couple of times they notified us the locker had been broken into, along with others.

thieve rent a locker, then cut through the walls in each direction. they only find out when someone opens a locker and finds the hole...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 12:44 AM (FSBqz)

649 Podravka, vegeta
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

That's it.

The important is that it has an herb called "lesztyan" in Hungarian, "lovage" in English.

Posted by: Chef Miklos "Fritz" Feld , and POP! at October 27, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

650 Sta fre
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I grew up in Communist People's Hungary.

Don't need the reminder, but thank you and sta fre too.

Posted by: Miklos, old enough to remember at October 27, 2021 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)

651 which product?

https://www.podravka.com/products/vegeta/

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 12:48 AM (FSBqz)

652 649 Podravka, vegeta
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

That's it.

The important is that it has an herb called "lesztyan" in Hungarian, "lovage" in English.
~~~
What it has is deliciousness. I've been fighting a bug and living on cups of this broth.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:49 AM (IDhUW)

653 Fen, just google where to donate used books in New Jersey, the have some places in different areas that will gladly take your books, you might have to deliver them yourself though. I also really liked the passage you shared from the Rabbi, more people need to hear that message.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 27, 2021 12:50 AM (a4EWo)

654 "lovage" in English.
----
Wait...isn't that the naso-sucker machine being hawked (as it were) on late-night TV ads?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:51 AM (AytXr)

655 What it has is deliciousness. I've been fighting a bug and living on cups of this broth.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

You are not the first.

I have known people who apparently lived on Podravka broth.

Posted by: Miklos, not sure how, but it seemed to work at October 27, 2021 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)

656
Sta sef
~~~
Sta fre
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


Snek sez, "Ha!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2021 12:53 AM (pNxlR)

657 Wait...isn't that the naso-sucker machine being hawked (as it were) on late-night TV ads?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"Up your nose with a rubber hose"

Posted by: Miklos, remembering some predictive 70s TV show at October 27, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

658 Wait...isn't that the naso-sucker machine being hawked (as it were) on late-night TV ads?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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'Navage'. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:54 AM (AytXr)

659 Red, i followed your link but didnt see it right away. I found it on Amazon with search word podravka. It is a combo of spices and finely diced dried veggies.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 12:56 AM (IDhUW)

660 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat. :-)
Things turned out great after all tonight...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2021 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)

661 thanks!

just what my kitchen needs: *another* spice/seasoning...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 12:57 AM (FSBqz)

662 qdpsteve - Good night, and...I always read your posts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 12:58 AM (l0Lgi)

663 I am a very nice person. And I also don't give a damn if you or anyone else like you thinks I'm an asshole. You're the asshole. Now go fuck yourself. Asshole.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's D

obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 27, 2021 12:58 AM (y7zkd)

664 ah-HA... it's the 250 gram can of "soup and seasoning mix" that showed up in my initial DDG search results.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 12:59 AM (FSBqz)

665 Things turned out great after all tonight...
Posted by: qdpsteve

Indeed

Posted by: Miklos, nicer than before at October 27, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

666 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 12:59 AM (FSBqz)

667 BOOM! there it is...

/me does NOT twerk

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 01:00 AM (FSBqz)

668 I am a very nice person. And I also don't give a damn if you or anyone else like you thinks I'm an asshole. You're the asshole. Now go fuck yourself. Asshole.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's D


I am offended that I was not allowed in this conversation.

Posted by: Four Star General Admiral of the Ocean Sea Miklos "Tiffani" Columbus, both Oppressor and Oppressee at October 27, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

669 Jim, you made me blush, stress diets do work! Miklos, how is your very fine new automobile? Do you let Darleen smoke in it? I'm going to try and get some sleep, it is really windy out. At least I probably will sleep better than Lindsey Graham with Huma's rape accusation hanging out there! Good night, Horde, Kestrel, I'm sorry for not saying hi to you earlier, I meant to.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 27, 2021 01:04 AM (a4EWo)

670 naow?
Posted by: redc1c4

If not naow, when?

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at October 27, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

671 Good night steve

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 01:05 AM (IDhUW)

672 what on earth triggered the quote in 663?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 01:06 AM (FSBqz)

673 No worries Debby, always good to see you. Good night.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 01:06 AM (IDhUW)

674 Then there's a phone line, a modem, a computer, and a relay solution. Again, requires an active phone line. But if you're not paying for internet, you're probably not paying for basic phone either.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 27, 2021 12:06 AM (SchxB)

For the truly cheap: find a local radio station that does call-in requests, and that puts the requester's voice on the air. "Do you know the song that goes be-de-be-de-beep? (played on flute)" "no" Well, thanks anyway. Tone relay connected to transistor radio responds to tones, kicks in furnace for 24 hours.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 01:07 AM (P3gRi)

675 Robin Williams died 7 years ago.
Posted by: SFGoth

Robin Williams didn't kill him...

Erm, nvm.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 27, 2021 01:09 AM (7LjgJ)

676 what on earth triggered the quote in 663?
Posted by: redc1c4


People.

My guess is People.

Posted by: Jean-Paul Miklos-Sartre at October 27, 2021 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

677 I believe the quote at 663 was in response to the Halloween Karen in the content.

A lovely response it was too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

678 Huma, of all people, forgot being sexually harassed by a United States Senator? A representative, maybe I could see that. But a Senator? That's going to take a lot of Alprazolam and Zolpidem.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 01:10 AM (KAi1n)

679 what on earth triggered the quote in 663?
Posted by: redc1c4

It's from earlier where there's some context.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 01:11 AM (KAi1n)

680 to Robert's comments on Loudoun very early, spot on.
The trans angle is a distraction (and has been since the meeting where the dad was arrested, after being provoked by someone summoned to attend by the local Equality group (lgbtetc has not yet earned "equity", meaning supremacy, as much as they'd like) and the local dems, birm).
Lots of kids will take advantage of the ability to hook up, and wearing a skirt or some other identifier is no big deal for kids who regularly participate in pajama day! crazy socks day! and so on through the grooming.
I was pretty amazed that the defense argued in court (according to a local account) that since they had sexted and hooked up before, the accused had a "reasonable expectation that he would have sex".
We pay almost $1B in local funding, and will get only $330M from the state (also our money) instead of over $400M because of the precipitous (unexpectedly!) drop from projected enrollment.
I guess the policy will become an issue when the football team rapes an alphabet kid in the bathroom during school hours?
(one of the unreported-to-state assaults in the past two years is varsity members performing sodomy with objects on a new player)

Posted by: barbarausa at October 27, 2021 01:12 AM (W7IZQ)

681 Do you let Darleen smoke in it?

Cigs, of course. No ashtray though.

The cigars are MY cigars, and Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen all have been taught to respectfully respect that.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that shift change is in 43 minutes at October 27, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

682 It's from earlier where there's some context.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2021 01:11 AM (KAi1n)
---
thank you CPT Obvious... what branch were you when you visited Ft Hungry Lizard?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 01:15 AM (FSBqz)

683 Huma Abedin in her new book says she was sexually assaulted by US senator. Any ideas which one?

Posted by: carley at October 27, 2021 01:15 AM (U80wF)

684 Well, my grey box friends, i must away.

Good night

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 27, 2021 01:18 AM (IDhUW)

685 Huma Abedin in her new book says she was sexually assaulted by US senator. Any ideas which one?

Posted by: carley at October 27, 2021 01:15 AM (U80wF)

Can't be schumer, he's dickless.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2021 01:19 AM (VwHCD)

686 Probably not Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2021 01:22 AM (P3gRi)

687 Huma Abedin in her new book says she was sexually assaulted by US senator. Any ideas which one?

Posted by: carley at October 27, 2021 01:15 AM (U80wF)
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the amoral one... not that narrows it down much, if at all.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 01:24 AM (FSBqz)

688 Ugh, this Pandora commercial out now is so stupid and narcissistic.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 27, 2021 01:24 AM (ufFY8)

689 maybe Babs Boxershorts?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 01:24 AM (FSBqz)

690
Cigs, of course. No ashtray though.
---

There are a plethora of cup-holder ashtrays. https://tinyurl.com/2bvkuhaw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 01:25 AM (AytXr)

691 Ugh, this Pandora commercial out now is so stupid and narcissistic.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 27, 2021 01:24 AM (ufFY
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sounds like they know their core demographic

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 01:25 AM (FSBqz)

692 Huma saying this means the Clintons are out to kneecap someone. It's not Manchin. He was a provincial Governor at the time, no house in DC. And Hillary wouldn't take out a hit like this on behalf of Porridgehead over a budget deal that doesn't affect her. I hope it's him... But I'm guessing it's just a shot across *someone's* bow, someone too high profile to murder, warning them to stay quiet.

Or else she'll sic Q'aren Abedin on them in the media... the poor, lost waif will work up the courage to finally speak out against the brute beast who took her innocence, and shattered her dreams about Our Sacred Senate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2021 01:26 AM (/KPLX)

693 There are a plethora of cup-holder ashtrays. https://tinyurl.com/2bvkuhaw
Posted by: Mike Hammer

One suspects that Mike Hammer is not a smoker, but has friends and also some engineering background

Posted by: Miklos, noting that smokes rae much cheaper in SC than FL at October 27, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

694 There are a plethora of cup-holder ashtrays. https://tinyurl.com/2bvkuhaw
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Just bought it

Now ax Amazon for your Sales Commission

Posted by: Miklos, not entirely broke yet at October 27, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

695 gotta pull the pin early... need to get a shit load of blood w*rk done for my yearly "see thunder/hear lightning" appointment with the resident de jour training under my primary quack at the VA next Monday afternoon, and Herself is calling the house around 8AM to make sure i'm up to get there early for the time sensitive ones.

they must be tired of trying to break me to harness: i messaged in and said "hey, no one's done any labs on me in awhile, so lets run (laundry list of general and some me specific tests)...

got back: "the orders are in". i'll make the bastards give me the "patient centered care" they yammer about if it Fing kills them.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 27, 2021 01:33 AM (FSBqz)

696 Or else she'll sic Q'aren Abedin on them in the media... the poor, lost waif will work up the courage to finally speak out against the brute beast who took her innocence, and shattered her dreams about Our Sacred Senate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I have no idea what this is about.

Sounds like Blue-on-Blue

Pass out the sharpened machetes, I sez

Posted by: Miklos, like Pedro, South of the Border, sez at October 27, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

697 Apparently there is currently a Picasso in an art gallery in NYC across the street from Hunters show no one can see and it's price tag is lower than the 500k for any of his

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2021 01:38 AM (p40Pc)

698
Just bought it

Posted by: Miklos,
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It was the glow-in-the-dark feature that clinched the deal, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 01:38 AM (9Fwwf)

699 *looks around*

*notices red plastic cups with stuff in them*

*Some have ice, a little*

*some have lipstick on them*

Posted by: Carl Miklos-Spackler at October 27, 2021 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

700 'night Red

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 01:40 AM (9Fwwf)

701 It was the glow-in-the-dark feature that clinched the deal, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

That, and the included Junior FBI badge

Posted by: Miklos, reminding self to CUFF THOSE JORTS at October 27, 2021 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

702 Huma's expose: many of the Senators there in 2005 are gone and the ones that were there then, R and D, could be arrested tomorrow and I'd be fine with it.

Posted by: EveR at October 27, 2021 01:45 AM (MUpk6)

703 0300 here, time to Good Morrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2021 02:01 AM (9Fwwf)

704 Might as well get up and see if I beat Pixy today

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2021 02:48 AM (2JoB8)

705 Nope. Pixy is up

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 27, 2021 02:52 AM (CHcG2)

706 Thou shalt not covet.

Do not covet your neighbors things. Do not covet things that are bad for you.
Covet good things, like prayers from others and a better relationship with Him. If we covet the desires of Gods heart, He will be pleased and we will get them.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Preachy at October 27, 2021 02:53 AM (SmFPm)

707 Pumpkin pic reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes snowmen comics

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 27, 2021 03:11 AM (CHcG2)

708 Love Calvin and Hobbes
https://images.app.goo.gl/3BLAZWTW2x9uuVEB7

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 27, 2021 03:16 AM (CHcG2)

709 Oh crap! Outside the box.

https://images
.app.goo.gl/3BLAZWTW2x9uuVEB7

Remove space

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 27, 2021 03:21 AM (CHcG2)

710 All they (Congress) would have to do is make it illegal for a corporation to deduct their taxes from their gross profit.

But they won't do that because then the theft is blatant and plain for all to see plus it would call into question the deduction that other people take off their income which is the various taxes that they pay out. And we've already seen what doing that would cause. And who it would effect.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2021 03:36 AM (R6wYG)

711 Test

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2021 04:47 AM (csEWM)

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