Biden's Fake Town Hall on the Hyperpartisan Clickbait Nonsense Network Was a Train Wreck, Reportedly

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I should have put up a thread about this, but I honestly forgot about it. I remember it being announced two or three weeks ago, but I never heard about it again.

Perhaps that was by design.

Biden did not instill confidence in anyone -- including his own flacks at the White House, who were pressed into the job of fact-checking Biden himself in real time, due to the senile man's numerous misstatements of fact and his own (supposedly) policies.

Chad Gilmartin
@ChadGilmartinCA

White House staff was busy during last night's town hall fact checking their boss, Biden, in real time...

Staff issued clarifications on a range of Biden's remarks including on the supply chain crisis, to raising taxes, and even Taiwan

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Biden was asked by Alan DeGeneres (as Steve Inman calls him) if he is ever going to go to the border.

Biden responded that he's "been there before," but was just too busy to go, what with his 70 days vacation in Delaware and ice cream runs.

President Biden on Thursday said, "I guess I should go" to the US-Mexico border, but that he hasn't been able to find the time -- despite spending at least part of 70 days in office collecting some R&R at one of his Delaware homes.

Biden said during a CNN town hall that he's been to the border before, a claim for which Fox News recently reported it was unable to find evidence, and that he might go again.

"I've been there before and I haven't -- I mean, I know it well. I guess I should go down. But the whole point of it is I haven't had a whole hell of a lot of time to get down," he said.


Biden gaffed and "stuttered" his way through most of the puff interview:

Catturd
@catturd2

Joe Biden can't even do a pre-scripted Townhall, with CNN Democrat propagandist hosts, without still looking like a creepy, brainless, incoherent, embarrassing, whispering weirdo.

He was back to his Creepy Pedophile Whisper trick:

Twitchy points out that he also does the "White Power" gesture there -- which the media never claims is a White Power Gesture when one of the leftwing Democrats they voted for does it.

He lied about wages being up:

He babbled his way through a question about what his plan was to reduce the gasoline prices he's been pushing to hard to raise.

"I don't have a near term answer...It's going to be hard."

He added that it's going to "depend on the Saudis." His plan is to pressure them to produce the oil that his own government is stopping the US from producing.

Maybe the Saudis are just as worried about "global warming" as we are.

It is bizarre that the Ruling Class' solution to the problem of their priorities of "protecting the environment" and enriching themselves is just to move all of the factories to Asia and all of the energy production to the Middle East.

Obviously these industries are still causing pollution and "climate change," to the extent it exists.

But, see -- it's over there. It's not as obvious to American eyes.

So we can pretend we "did something," even as we move hundreds of thousands (millions?) of American jobs overseas.

The Ruling Class exists primarily to enforce a regime of Polite Lies on the population.

The decrepit codger just about busted nut to proclaim that first responders who refuse the vaccine should be fired.

He then scoffed at the very notion of freedom.

More clips at RedState from Nick Arama.


Biden clenching his decrepit hands got a lot of attention:

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Steven Miller/@redsteeze suggests a reason for the hands-clenching:

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"Cornholio" began trending on Twitter.

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1 Centered and Gray. Nice.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 11:33 AM (lSeqP)

2 Biden is doing is Kamala Harris, Airtight Skiing Impression.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 11:33 AM (lSeqP)

3 At what point do the Biden staffers just say "everything that guy just said is bullshit"?

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2021 11:34 AM (ZsR3z)

4 We are so screwed

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2021 11:34 AM (i2+H0)

5 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: spindrift at October 22, 2021 11:35 AM (h5TKJ)

6 Maybe they need to used a series of wires tied to hais hands, arms, legs, head, so that it's easier to showcase the proper gestures while delivering his scripted lines?

There may even be a back-up one available should Biden need some more zzzzzzzzzzzs. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2021 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

7 I'm so popular that they chant my name at football stadiums!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe! at October 22, 2021 11:36 AM (I2/tG)

8 >>>1 Centered and Gray. Nice.

like your mom's chooch

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2021 11:36 AM (0G13K)

9 Country is in the best of hands

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2021 11:36 AM (CYnTg)

10 >>BIDEN ON THE BORDER: "I guess I should go down, but the whole point of it is I haven't had a whole hell of a lot of time to get down. I've been spending time going around looking at the $900 billion damage done by hurricanes and floods and weather and traveling around the world."



Ah, a Hillary Clintonish measure of his job effectivelness: how many miles have ya logged, Joe? Are you also a champion napper like Hillary?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

11 >>like your mom's chooch

Ha!
This time she isn't in surgery...

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (lSeqP)

12 I'm guessing they think doing a faux Town hall is safer than doing actual press conferences... LOL... They'd be wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (i2+H0)

13 Was Joe at Kamala's "surprise" bday party?

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (AwYPR)

14 The Joe and Beavis comparison, though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (OssQ4)

15 What was the name of that bitch Senator from Arizona again?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe! at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (I2/tG)

16

A person from Ann Arbor voted for this chunkhead because he would usher in a safer world, a less tumultuous world.

Yeah, people from Ann Arbor think they're so smart, but there not, not really.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (4WPW/)

17 I can click on one...maybe two of the links. But after that I just can't. Gawd this guy is such a hopeless fraud.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (axyOa)

18 I should go to the border but there is ice cream and Matlock
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (CYnTg)

19 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (LvTSG)

20 That top pic...

Need to add some limp puppet strings to Joey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (RHSpa)

21 >>Was Joe at Kamala's "surprise" bday party?


We lost many to disease following that party. Surprise, indeed.

Posted by: The Otter Liberation Front at October 22, 2021 11:38 AM (lSeqP)

22 More votes in 2020 than Obama in 2008. Riiiight.

Obama in 2012 didn't even get as many as Obama in 2008.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 22, 2021 11:39 AM (l8gTz)

23 13 Was Joe at Kamala's "surprise" bday party?
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (AwYPR)

Wasn't that something.. I actually laughed like it was a comedy skit... Joe shuffling down the hall to bring her surprise flowers was even more cringe worthy

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2021 11:39 AM (i2+H0)

24 How has this television series not been canceled...?



We're way past Manimal level shittiness.

Posted by: H Badger at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (n/0Nw)

25 This will stem his polling bleeding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (LvTSG)

26 Was Kamala on the Oregon Trail?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (Ag1uK)

27 Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: spindrift at October 22, 2021 11:35 AM


*clap, clap, clapclapclap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (m+jkK)

28 That first picture looks like powered-down animatronic from Disney's Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (SOV+T)

29 Joe Biden...our Manimal POTUS

Posted by: H Badger at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (n/0Nw)

30 Great job, America!

This vile, stupid (these things pre-date his cognitive decline - in fact they have defined this nothing his entire "career") non-entity replaced an actual executive who could and would sit for hours dealing with mostly idiotic hostile illiterate questions and insults - without a script, notes, and without his staff cleaning up his mess.

Oh - and that executive actually implemented policies materially related to the best economy in generations.

But - only 38 more months. No biggie.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (OTzUX)

31 28 That first picture looks like powered-down animatronic from Disney's Hall of Presidents.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (SOV+T)

=======

Looks like?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (LvTSG)

32 He also spent a good amount of time with his hands in his pockets with clenched fists which looked horrible smh. And, who are the names of these numerous "WH officials." They're the real puppetmasters and we deserve to know.

Posted by: Adrienne at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (gegMK)

33
I haven't had a whole hell of a lot of time to get down, he said.

Get down and BOOGIE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (63Dwl)

34 >>>26 Was Kamala on the Oregon Trail?


The Fweedom Twail!!!

Posted by: Li'l Kumala at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (0G13K)

35 Was Kamala on the Oregon Trail?

Yes. She walked in front of the wagon trains, cackling all the way, so as to repel any Indians.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (ZsR3z)

36 "I guess I should go down, but the whole point of it is I haven't had a whole hell of a lot of time to get down."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

It's those darn "lids".

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (AwYPR)

37 "I have the freedom to kill you with my COVID."

I get straw man arguments. They're easy. They make for cheap laughs. But this retard is fucking with medical freedom and a huge swath of the economy over virus that Fauci -- his biggest advisor -- CREATED, in conjunction with the Chinese Germ Warfare unit. And Biden's ONLY response to it is a demonstrably useless and harmful vaccine -- while demonizing other prophylactics and treatments that were successfully used on BILLIONS around the world.

So YES, numbnuts... it IS about my FREEDOM.

Posted by: red speck at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (gS3OW)

38 This will stem his polling bleeding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM


Not with 10,000 polls could you do this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (m+jkK)

39 That first picture looks like powered-down animatronic from Disney's Hall of Presidents.

About that....we're going to need that back
Disney

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (CYnTg)

40 Ah, poor meat puppet...said no one, ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (XvPQV)

41 Get the hook. It's time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (BFigT)

42 38 This will stem his polling bleeding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM

Not with 10,000 polls could you do this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2021 11:41 AM (m+jkK)

========

Sounds like folly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)

43 Didn't want to give false hope to the Border Patrol officers I chatted with yesterday at the checkpoint, so I didn't mention that Biden's presidency was "collapsing". I'm sure they'll see the changes soon enough for themselves.

But when I asked them how things were going, with some specific follow-ups, it was even worse than the last few months. Thank gawd those polling numbers, and the GOP, will turn it all around, because their morale is non-existent.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 11:43 AM (OTzUX)

44 Is this supposed to be The Thing prequel or Human Centipede Antarctica?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 22, 2021 11:43 AM (YZG/i)

45 Calling the covid unvaxxed murderers is always a class act.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2021 11:43 AM (r5BVk)

46 Surprise!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 22, 2021 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

47
That first still reminds me of the character "Hands" from Boston Legal, whom I've noticed comments here on occasion.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 22, 2021 11:43 AM (mZ3xv)

48 Words fail me (other than a string of vulgarities and obscene epithets) when it comes to Biden.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 22, 2021 11:44 AM (vkS2Z)

49 Last week, my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour.

After carefully considering the competence of the political leadership, this week we bought another twenty-five pounds of flour.

Dark Winter Is Coming!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:44 AM (I2/tG)

50 Joe gave the "white supremacy" sign when he said "don't pay a cent."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2021 11:44 AM (63Dwl)

51 49 Last week, my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour.

Bought 10 pounds and put it in the freezer.. We don't even use flour

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2021 11:45 AM (i2+H0)

52 From the Art Thread -- LMAO:

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234 Jet pack Joe

https://tinyurl.com/yejeh3mh

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 09:14 AM (cF8AT)

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 22, 2021 11:45 AM (mZ3xv)

53 Corn Joelio

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2021 11:45 AM (iORDk)

54 Hmmmm. As much as we shit on Biden, he probably is a better president than Beavis would be. Of course, like Trump, both parties would unite to stifle President Beavis, and the government would grind to a halt...

Beavis/Butthead 2024: That Would Be Cool

Posted by: Grimmy at October 22, 2021 11:45 AM (NCgXW)

55 >>Last week, my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour.

After carefully considering the competence of the political leadership, this week we bought another twenty-five pounds of flour.


Fuck you. Some of us NEED that flour, Man.

Posted by: Ben Domenech at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM (lSeqP)

56

Corn Pop Holio....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM (s2VJv)

57 Mean Tweets are looking a bit better now. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM (Xrfse)

58 I am actually two degrees of separation from Biden.

I'm not proud of this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM (I2/tG)

59 Surprise!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 22, 2021 11:43 AM


Don't look behind you....

Posted by: The otters at October 22, 2021 11:47 AM (m+jkK)

60 CNN and the other Pravda outlets are going to run short on Turd Polish soon at this rate

Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2021 11:47 AM (qAR6u)

61 Corn Pop Gwilo

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2021 11:47 AM (Ag1uK)

62 my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour

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Wow, what are you making? Sounds good.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 22, 2021 11:47 AM (sX1BW)

63 57 Mean Tweets are looking a bit better now. *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM (Xrfse)

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"FUCK YOU, BETTY! YOU ARE A DOMESTIC TERRORIST! WE'RE GOING TO GET YOUR KIDS KICKED OUT OF THE TONY PRIVATE SCHOOL!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

64 >>>26 Was Kamala on the Oregon Trail?

The Oregon Happy Trail

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (iORDk)

65 "Corn Joelio" and "Corn Pop Holio" both made me guffaw. You Morons are trés amusing!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (vkS2Z)

66 Fuck you. Some of us NEED that flour, Man.

Just thought I'd get out ahead of the rationing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (I2/tG)

67 Otters have Some standards...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (Ag1uK)

68 my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour

My hubby uses that much just to find the sweet spot.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (Xrfse)

69 You know if this imbecile was a republican the Dems would be shredding him. But he's not. So what are the republicans doing? Oh yeah, nothing. If there's ever evidence for a uniparty, this is it. A party doesn't fight a demented old man "running" the country (into the ground)

Posted by: keena at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (RiTnx)

70 Was Joe at Kamala's "surprise" bday party?
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (AwYPR)

nope, they had to do a one on one for some reason separate from the "surprise" party where the guest yelled surprise...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

71 Top pic:
Time for new plugs, Joe?

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 11:49 AM (v0R5T)

72 69 You know if this imbecile was a republican the Dems would be shredding him. But he's not. So what are the republicans doing? Oh yeah, nothing. If there's ever evidence for a uniparty, this is it. A party doesn't fight a demented old man "running" the country (into the ground)
Posted by: keena at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (RiTnx)


This.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 22, 2021 11:49 AM (vkS2Z)

73 8 >>>1 Centered and Gray. Nice.

like your mom's chooch
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2021 11:36 AM (0G13K)

BOOM

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 22, 2021 11:50 AM (t3Uk0)

74 I just did pretty much the same thing as this at my desk. Glad no one saw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsobXip-dg

Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2021 11:50 AM (VJsqe)

75 Fuck you. Some of us NEED that flour, Man.
Posted by: Ben Domenech at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM


Dude...we're giving you an out. Seize it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2021 11:50 AM (m+jkK)

76 Joey Bidet talks about blasting away with a shotgun.

Alec Baldwin does.

Go figure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2021 11:50 AM (Ag1uK)

77 Obama is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 11:50 AM (KY22T)

78 A party doesn't fight a demented old man "running" the country (into the ground)
Posted by: keena at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (RiTnx)

They're afraid of being called racist.

Oh wait that was the excuse under Obama.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2021 11:50 AM (iORDk)

79 Sigh. Hubby beat me to the flour.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (Xrfse)

80 *bang*

*bang*

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (iORDk)

81 I should have put up a thread about this, but I honestly forgot about it.

Yeah I forgot he was going to do that, too.

Sacred Honor compels me to ask: why do they keep doing this stuff? Why put him out there at all? Just cut off his public appearances, have him do pre-recorded carefully edited statements and stop the appearances. Is Jill forcing him out there? What on earth are they trying to accomplish?? Do they only have one play book?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (KZzsI)

82 We are so screwed
Posted by: It's me donna
Yup. We put our lives in the hands of the Republican party. They were supposed to monitor the election sites etc. Now the guy who could not get the nomination in 1998, or beat Obama in 2008. Did not even want to think about running against Hilary, and could not get 1000 people to show up at his events, somehow got 81 million votes. More than Obama and Hilary, and is now controlling the country.
The way he clenches his hands. It is like a child who is anticipating a difficult question, mommy really wants him to get right.

Posted by: MikeM at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (5Y7fX)

83 Yep, he is an idiot in all forms of the term and Kamala would be no better or worse and would make no policies that would help in the near future because the real powers have no intention of making things better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (r5BVk)

84 Prager taught me to read transcript of thrse, and the White house has been doing a good job keeping in the gooble good Sundowner spews out

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (ojJO9)

85 The Fuck Joe Biden Wayward Home For Girls That Know She'll Never Be Fingered

Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (+gFOr)

86 Aw fuck it, everything that guy says is a lie.

Posted by: The Fact Checkers at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (Tnijr)

87 Wow, what are you making? Sounds good.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 22, 2021 11:47 AM


Giant battle gingerbread men.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2021 11:51 AM (m+jkK)

88 Surprise!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 22, 2021 11:43 AM

Don't look behind you....
Posted by: The otters at October 22, 2021 11:47 AM (m+jkK)

would have sworn you guys had better standards.

ya know, natural selection and all that...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (8D42x)

89 Sad, I missed the Alec Baldwin Killed a Guy Thread.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (lSeqP)

90 Better start buying some canned meat, while you still can. It's getting a bit hard to find.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (5HBd1)

91 What is Gen Milley's backdoor convo with the Chinese like today since Biden said we were willing to go to war with them over Taiwan?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (sX1BW)

92 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (arJlL)

93 68 my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour

My hubby uses that much just to find the sweet spot.
Posted by: Meggie Mac at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM

Mine too! Our honeymoon suite last week looked like a bakery, and hubby gave me the sticky buns!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (NCgXW)

94
"Don't pay a cent" to look through a keyhole. Voyeurism is free.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (2iDSr)

95 And that little ball draining Hoor... was me

Posted by: Kumswalla Harris at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (flINI)

96 Democrats: You stole an election for THIS?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (5kI0z)

97

Will the Chi-Com economy implode before ours does and will either touch of the end of Taiwan and war between Israel/KSA/UAE and Iran?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (s2VJv)

98
I've been there before and I haven't -- I mean, I know it well.


Si, Anderson! I was a ki-yo-teh!

* yips at the ceiling *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (pNxlR)

99 Has the euphemism "Terminus of the Oregon Trail" now replaced the euphemism "Happy Ending?"

Posted by: Mr. Barky at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (hKi6n)

100 The fact that this corrupt, arrogant idiot is called "president" by anyone makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (sVtYq)

101 81 I should have put up a thread about this, but I honestly forgot about it.

Yeah I forgot he was going to do that, too.

Sacred Honor compels me to ask: why do they keep doing this stuff? Why put him out there at all? Just cut off his public appearances, have him do pre-recorded carefully edited statements and stop the appearances. Is Jill forcing him out there? What on earth are they trying to accomplish?? Do they only have one play book?
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This is Obama's Smell The Glove Tour.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (KY22T)

102 Why put him out there at all?

His ego, and DOCTOR Jill's ego.

I'm sure his staff would prefer that he just do heavily edited prerecorded statements.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (I2/tG)

103 >>Better start buying some canned meat, while you still can.


Mmmm....Meat in the can.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (lSeqP)

104 We're screwed.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (NpAcC)

105 I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!!!

Posted by: Cornjoelio at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (/EuRN)

106 You know if this imbecile
Posted by: keena
Yup. The press and the opposition would be going crazy about 25th ammendment.

Posted by: MikeM at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (5Y7fX)

107 Obama is laughing his ass off.

"I ah, I ah, ah, ah, let me just say, ah ah, I told him he ah' ah, ah, ah, didn't have to, ah, ah, ah do it."
--Barack O'Bama, the greatest rhetorician in human history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (KZzsI)

108 Fuck the RNC Research and more importantly, Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (2xGy+)

109 The fed govt can not "fix" the supply chains. When govt "fixes" something, they don't repeal the bad policies that created the problem. Instead, they layer on more bad policies.

The only way the govt can "fix" this is to STOP trying to fix it, and get the hell out of the way.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (qpX6U)

110 93 68 my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour

My hubby uses that much just to find the sweet spot.
Posted by: Meggie Mac at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM

Mine too! Our honeymoon suite last week looked like a bakery, and hubby gave me the sticky buns!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM (NCgXW)


Pillsbury Doughboy with a pretzel log...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (s2VJv)

111 The answer of the left to pretty much every question today is "fuck your freedoms"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (ESjRY)

112 What. A. Dumpster. Fire.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (cvNl1)

113 69 You know if this imbecile was a republican the Dems would be shredding him. But he's not. So what are the republicans doing? Oh yeah, nothing. If there's ever evidence for a uniparty, this is it. A party doesn't fight a demented old man "running" the country (into the ground)
Posted by: keena at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (RiTnx)

TIME IS RUNNING OUT! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIGHT BIDEN'S RADICAL AGENDA!!

Posted by: RNC Spam Generator at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (qAR6u)

114 The only way the govt can "fix" this is to STOP trying to fix it, and get the hell out of the way.

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Bingo

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (sX1BW)

115 well, that's scary. Instapundit links to a story that Pelosi is happy there's a deal coming.

not good.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (ZZK0E)

116 would have sworn you guys had better standards.

ya know, natural selection and all that...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM


Are you familiar with the phrase "grudge fuck"? We left the lube back at the river.

Posted by: The otters at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (m+jkK)

117 Imagine what this would have looked like if Anderson didn't have his tongue in Joe's anus.

Posted by: Caliban at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (HgGBT)

118 Somebody call the Disney repairman and tell him to report to the Presidents display. The Biden automated dummy is not working again.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (axyOa)

119 my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour

We make a lot of bread in our house but that's still too much. Flour goes bad after a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (KZzsI)

120 Maybe the Saudis are just as worried about "global warming" as we are.
........

Ice Age, please.

Posted by: the Saudis at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (v0R5T)

121 >>Pillsbury Doughboy with a pretzel log...


Hot Dog in a Talc Mine

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (lSeqP)

122 How many people actually watched the Town Hall? Does he get better ratings than Golden Girl reruns?

Posted by: The Fact Checkers at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (Tnijr)

123 Will the Chi-Com economy implode before ours does and will either touch of the end of Taiwan and war between Israel/KSA/UAE and Iran?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (s2VJv)


Evergrande is supposed to default tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (sDu/0)

124 no one asked him about minting a trillion dollar coin or inflation?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (ZZK0E)

125 13 Was Joe at Kamala's "surprise" bday party?
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (AwYPR)
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Yep, and it worked. He was totally surprised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (YqDXo)

126
Top pic:
Time for new plugs, Joe?
Posted by: wth


New points, new plugs, and new wipers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

127 The Ruling Class exists primarily to enforce a regime of Polite Lies on the population.

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Exactly. Hokum-based society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (/KPLX)

128 Democrats: You stole an election for THIS?

Bernie Sanders was on the verge of taking the Democratic nomination. He's not a fan of the Democratic power structure.

Joe, plus some well-placed bribes to get the other candidates out of the race, was the only way to avoid Bernie as the nominees.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (I2/tG)

129 Better start buying some canned meat, while you still can. It's getting a bit hard to find.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

I love Spam !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (arJlL)

130 It looked to me like Biden grasping an invisible lectern.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (DU+/6)

131 well, that's scary. Instapundit links to a story that Pelosi is happy there's a deal coming.

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You should be thanking us. You are only going to get raped by 2 trillion and not 3.5 trillion (it will actually be 5 trillion).

Posted by: The GOP at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (sX1BW)

132 "my family bought twenty-five pounds of flour"

Eat it quick, or bugs will sprout.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (qpX6U)

133 Biden's handlers have spread the word to the propaganda outlets...

Out = Build Back Better

In = Lower Your Expectations

Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (qAR6u)

134 Better start buying some canned meat, while you still can.


Mmmm....Meat in the can.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (lSeqP)

***

My favorote

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (flINI)

135 Maybe the Saudis are just as worried about "global warming" as we are.

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I think it would be hilarious if our dicked over allies started citing this as a reason not to help us. I mean, if I weren't living here right now and suffer along with the blue state assholes who stole the election

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (ZZK0E)

136 I was driving my 18-wheeler, you dickheads, with my good buddy, Clyde!!!

HONK!!! HONK!!!

Posted by: joey biden at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (UHVv4)

137 There is no theoretical level to the amount of funds Trumps Acquisition Company can raise. Theoretically trillions. Quite possibly a hundred billion. Certainly 10's of billions. And he'd control it all.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (1ais2)

138 well, that's scary. Instapundit links to a story that Pelosi is happy there's a deal coming.

not good.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (ZZK0E)

BOHICA

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (8D42x)

139 115 well, that's scary. Instapundit links to a story that Pelosi is happy there's a deal coming.

not good.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 11:54 AM (ZZK0E)


To save her botox'd face. That said, $1.75 trillion instead of $3.5 is still a disaster. Not even the money, but the freedom killing tyranny in the fine print of a few thousand pages that cannot and will not ever be reversed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (s2VJv)

140 We make a lot of bread in our house but that's still too much. Flour goes bad after a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (KZzsI)


Someone said to keep it in the freezer

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (i2+H0)

141 " a creepy, brainless, incoherent, embarrassing, whispering weirdo."

That summed it up really well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (ueGNX)

142 The whispering thing cracks me up. It's such unnormal behavior. I've never seen anyone whisper for emphasis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (QU5/8)

143 It is bizarre that the Ruling Class' solution to the problem of their priorities of "protecting the environment" and enriching themselves is just to move all of the factories to Asia and all of the energy production to the Middle East.
+++
It's NIMBYism writ large. "Oil drilling in the Middle East doesn't exist, because it's not here." "Pollution in Asia doesn't exist because it's not here." "Slavery in China doesn't exist because it's not in my neighborhood."

It isn't even "out of sight, out of mind." It's more like "out of sight, doesn't exist."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (DU+/6)

144 We make a lot of bread in our house but that's still too much. Flour goes bad after a while.

My wife was born in the Soviet Union - she knows how to preserve food for a long time, for some reason.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (I2/tG)

145 120 Maybe the Saudis are just as worried about "global warming" as we are.
........

Ice Age, please.
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South Pole reports the lowest temperatures since 1953 this summer. Good thing fuel is cheap. Oh wait.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 11:58 AM (KY22T)

146 133 Biden's handlers have spread the word to the propaganda outlets...

Out = Build Back Better

In = Lower Your Expectations
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (qAR6u)


Lower your trousers. Then the "in" part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2021 11:58 AM (s2VJv)

147 would have sworn you guys had better standards.

ya know, natural selection and all that...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 11:52 AM

Are you familiar with the phrase "grudge fuck"? We left the lube back at the river.
Posted by: The otters at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (m+jkK)

familiar? it's all i can get anymore...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 11:58 AM (8D42x)

148 This is looking like a fire sale to me. Seems pretty obvious, drive the country into an irredeemable situation so that all encompassing oppressive govt is the only choice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2021 11:58 AM (r5BVk)

149 You should be thanking us. You are only going to get raped by 2 trillion and not 3.5 trillion (it will actually be 5 trillion).
Posted by: The GOP

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right, we already printed $5 trillion or so to help us get out of the deadly covid crisis...you know, by giving folks about $2500 while destroying the economy.

anyway, sarc aside, the bill will ultimately contain actual free things like banning Christian child care services, banning non-union right to work, and amnesty.

but hey, free.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 11:58 AM (ZZK0E)

150 Rumor has it that Willie Brown will be jumping out of a cake at Kamala's surprise birthday party.

Posted by: Caliban at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (HgGBT)

151 -----------------------
This is Obama's Smell The Glove Tour.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 11:53 AM (KY22T)

Ahahaha! I did LOL!

Posted by: Pony Tail at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (tzZq2)

152 into an irredeemable situation so that all encompassing oppressive govt is the only choice.

There is always another choice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (39nCI)

153 We're ALL Tara Reade, Now.

Posted by: Time Magazine at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (lSeqP)

154 " a creepy, brainless, incoherent, embarrassing, whispering weirdo."

We know, but Kamala's next in line, dammit, and we can't MAKE her go to Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: The Dem powers behind the throne at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (ZsR3z)

155 @KevinDaleyDC 20m

BREAKING: The Supreme Court will hear arguments over Texas's heartbeat law on Nov. 1. The law will remain in effect for the time being.

https://tinyurl.com/yfl5uz5c

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

156 " It's such unnormal behavior. I've never seen anyone whisper for emphasis."

He could do Sam Kinison. That would work.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (qpX6U)

157 64 >>>26 Was Kamala on the Oregon Trail?

The Oregon Happy Trail
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2021 11:48 AM (iORDk)

*You have died of syphillis*

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (t3Uk0)

158 The rumor I heard months ago is that:

1. twitter sucks and has a retail stock aquisition price of about $1

2. Trump is friends with crown saud prince who will gladly fund the acquisition.

but who knows, this is clown world, we're fucked.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (ZZK0E)

159 Rumor has it that Willie Brown will be jumping out of a cake at Kamala's surprise birthday party.
Posted by: Caliban at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (HgGBT)

Happy birthday missis vice prsident

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (39nCI)

160 "I have the freedom to kill you with my COVID."

I get straw man arguments. They're easy. They make for cheap laughs. But this retard is fucking with medical freedom and a huge swath of the economy over virus that Fauci -- his biggest advisor -- CREATED, in conjunction with the Chinese Germ Warfare unit. And Biden's ONLY response to it is a demonstrably useless and harmful vaccine -- while demonizing other prophylactics and treatments that were successfully used on BILLIONS around the world.

So YES, numbnuts... it IS about my FREEDOM.
* * *

Yep, the genetic vaccines are experimental drugs that have never been subjected to long-term testing. We still have no idea what harm these vaccines could do to people long term.

The China virus that Fauci and his commie cohorts created is also quite dangerous to some people, and each individual American should be able to decide for themselves which risk they want to subject their bodies to: the risk from the virus, or the risk from the vaccines. This is not a decision that government is qualified to make, and it is not a decision that government has the right to make.

It absolutely IS about our freedom.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (k4dH2)

161 Someone said to keep it in the freezer

We have some old glass gallon mayo jars that help preserve it but even they have limits. Freezing might work, if you had a big freezer to put bags in.

That's the secret to most old Russian storage stuff: pickle it or rely on the average temperature of 12 degrees to keep it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

162 He babbled his way through a question about what his plan was to reduce the gasoline prices he's been pushing to hard to raise.
"I don't have a near term answer...It's going to be hard."

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Odd, isn't it? I mean, his administrations' actions have sure caused a price *spike* in the near term.

And he's right. It is hard. It's extremely hard. It may, in fact, prove to be impossible hard. Not mechanically or policy-wise, that's easy: just get the hell out of the way, put Trump's policies back into place, then do one better and cut down more obstacles. The real hard part is admitting that they were wrong and incompetent and useless. That's what's too hard for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (DU+/6)

163 BREAKING: The Supreme Court will hear arguments over Texas's heartbeat law on Nov. 1. The law will remain in effect for the time being.

https://tinyurl.com/yfl5uz5c
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

I doubt they will uphold the Texas law

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (i2+H0)

164 South Pole reports the lowest temperatures since 1953 this summer.

Hmmmm. Maybe we can get the polar bears to swim to Antarctica.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (ZsR3z)

165 BREAKING: The Supreme Court will hear arguments over Texas's heartbeat law on Nov. 1. The law will remain in effect for the time being.


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Good and gooder.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (sX1BW)

166 Pillsbury Doughboy with a pretzel log...

Hot Dog in a Talc Mine
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (lSeqP)

ah, ye olde wizard's sleeve...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (8D42x)

167 >>" It's such unnormal behavior. I've never seen anyone whisper for emphasis."


Obama used that whisper seriously bullshit all the time.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (lSeqP)

168 I know these people make a nice salary. Still it must be disheartening to have correct incoherent gaffes and stupidities of the President when everyone in the WH and their Aunt Sadie-who doesn't work there- knows that he's a... (see post 141)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2021 12:01 PM (ueGNX)

169 It's NIMBYism writ large. "Oil drilling in the Middle East doesn't exist, because it's not here."

Portland likes to boast that CO2 emissions in Portland are now lower than thirty years ago.

That's because they drove all the heavy industry out of Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 12:01 PM (I2/tG)

170 The funny thing about future-president Kamala is that she might even be dumber than Kirsten Gillibrand. Not that it's a competition or anything.

Posted by: Caliban at October 22, 2021 12:01 PM (HgGBT)

171 " a creepy, brainless, incoherent, embarrassing, whispering weirdo."

We know, but Kamala's next in line, dammit, and we can't MAKE her go to Ft. Marcy Park.
Posted by: The Dem powers behind the throne at October 22, 2021 11:59 AM (ZsR3z)
***

Today's nightmare:
Kamala is told to resign.
Biden appoints Al Gore as VP...an "experienced" DC insider
Biden gets the 25th
Gore wins.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2021 12:02 PM (axyOa)

172
Months ago I predicted it will be Parkinsons Disease that ends biden.

I suspect they are really messing with biden's Dopamine levels to keep him lucid, and that will fry his half-brain to a crisp, eventually.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:02 PM (aGUIs)

173 Jet pack Joe

https://tinyurl.com/yejeh3mh

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"Biden has left the building."

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 22, 2021 12:02 PM (/cRUK)

174 Senile Joe looks like a hologram that locked up.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 22, 2021 12:02 PM (cSyAR)

175 The chinese, russians, and iranians are smiling

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (GPwVZ)

176 Was Joe at Kamala's "surprise" bday party?
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (AwYPR)
Wasn't that something.. I actually laughed like it was a comedy skit... Joe shuffling down the hall to bring her surprise flowers was even more cringe worthy
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2021 11:39 AM (i2+H0)


I can't find it now but someone posted a shot of Biden and Kamala's husband using the same prop bouquet of flowers to give her.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (4thlk)

177 You know, I'll bet you could string still shots from Biden's awkward, wooden performance together to make a stop-motion video of him doing "The Robot."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (DU+/6)

178 It looked to me like Biden grasping an invisible lectern.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 11:56 AM (DU+/6)
........

or waiting to play One potato, Two potato with Anderson.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (v0R5T)

179 Here's a great Twitter thread on the real reasons for the supply chain backup on the west coast:

https://tinyurl.com/yz79anrc

"The ports of LA/Long Beach are at a standstill. In a full 3 hour loop through the port complex, passing every single terminal, we saw less than a dozen containers get unloaded."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (CjFDo)

180 This country is in so deep a shit.

WASTB.
We are so totally boned.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:04 PM (OCTRt)

181 drive the country into an irredeemable situation
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
A local subway had this sign up. It is not that funny, or that terrible. But it is real, and from yesterday. When you can not get employees. We are screwed.

*Now hiring mediocre humans or better!*

Posted by: MikeM at October 22, 2021 12:04 PM (5Y7fX)

182 I usually need TP for my bunghole. But I'm told my butt's been wiped.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 22, 2021 12:04 PM (AD14M)

183 There is always another choice.

Not sure in a nation of sheep there are enough wolves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2021 12:04 PM (r5BVk)

184 he was asked about reducing gas prices.

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YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS. didn't you listen to the words coming out of the liberal elites' collective mouthholes?

The idiots in the media accuse us of dogwhistles while the left comes out and spills their eugenics and anti-american ideas.

This was the plan. What the fuck did you think you voted for in 2020?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:04 PM (ZZK0E)

185 I doubt they will uphold the Texas law
_____________

Yep, and Roberts will vote with the lefty bloc. He hates upsetting the NYT.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2021 12:04 PM (k4dH2)

186
We face fairly rapid destruction of the world as we knew it. Does not appear to be a way out of it.

The magical thinkers have won. They will now demonstrate that opening the airliner door at 30,000 feet is perfectly safe.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (2iDSr)

187 Daydreams for a few seconds wondering if things could get to a low enough or scary enough point where the DeepStaters panic that CCP or Islamic new masters will kill them so they reveal the vote fraud to try to get Trump back in charge. Then back to pecking away at work.

Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (pxVvf)

188 South Pole reports the lowest temperatures since 1953 this summer.

Hmmmm. Maybe we can get the polar bears to swim to Antarctica.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (ZsR3z)

why am i reminded of the joke about Garry, the albino grizzly bear. he'd be minding his own business, and wake up on an ice floe in the artic.

finally make his way back to the rocky mountains and about a month later...

DAMNIT back on an ice floe...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (8D42x)

189 South Pole reports the lowest temperatures since 1953 this summer.

Hmmmm. Maybe we can get the polar bears to swim to Antarctica.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (ZsR3z)
.......

The penguins would be pissed.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (v0R5T)

190 It may, in fact, prove to be impossible hard. Not mechanically or policy-wise, that's easy: just get the hell out of the way, put Trump's policies back into place, then do one better and cut down more obstacles. The real hard part is admitting that they were wrong and incompetent and useless. That's what's too hard for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (DU+/6)
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The problem is that the Reds can't admit they were wrong, dead wrong. So instead they double-down; their policies WOULD'VE worked, but they just haven't gone far enough yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (YqDXo)

191
They keep using the word "gridlock."

There is no fcking gridlock.

Nothing is moving because there aren't enough Bodies to move the shit around.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (aGUIs)

192 137 There is no theoretical level to the amount of funds Trumps Acquisition Company can raise. Theoretically trillions. Quite possibly a hundred billion. Certainly 10's of billions. And he'd control it all.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 22, 2021 11:57 AM (1ais2)

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No controlling legal authority. Yet.

Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (VJsqe)

193 I suspect they are really messing with biden's Dopamine levels to keep him lucid, and that will fry his half-brain to a crisp, eventually.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er


Couldn't happen to a nicer and more deserving guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (OCTRt)

194 Evergrande is supposed to default tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (sDu/0)

I thought they paid off something recently that forestalled that for a bit - an interest payment on maturing bonds or something?

Biden's fumbling on Taiwan just make it a more alluring target for the Chi-Coms to snatch right now, either through outright conquest or subversion.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (5aFbR)

195
Top pic: when you freeze at "paper" in rock, paper, scissors.

Last pic: when you freeze at "rock" in rock, paper, scissors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

196 That's the secret to most old Russian storage stuff: pickle it or rely on the average temperature of 12 degrees to keep it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

This is true...my wife is Russian too...expert pickler.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (AwYPR)

197 Cornholio is trending on Twitter. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

198 "The ports of LA/Long Beach are at a standstill. In a full 3 hour loop through the port complex, passing every single terminal, we saw less than a dozen containers get unloaded."
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We need moar unions to fix this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (KY22T)

199 These clips are creepy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (yrol0)

200 Obama in 2012 didn't even get as many as Obama in 2008.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 22, 2021 11:39 AM (l8gTz)


Will, TFG in 2008 didn't have as many voters as votes.
, so there is that.

Posted by: Dandolo at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (VMMSl)

201 "The ports of LA/Long Beach are at a standstill. In a full 3 hour loop through the port complex, passing every single terminal, we saw less than a dozen containers get unloaded."
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (CjFDo)


I get the impression they aren't interested in fixing it. Let people get used to having a shortage of goods.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (4thlk)

202 This is true...my wife is Russian too...expert pickler.
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You are a lucky man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 12:07 PM (KY22T)

203
Will the Chi-Com economy implode before ours does and will either touch of the end of Taiwan and war between Israel/KSA/UAE and Iran?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Evergrande is supposed to default tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Have the Chinese not heard of "too big to fail?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2021 12:07 PM (63Dwl)

204 South Pole reports the lowest temperatures since 1953 this summer.

Hmmmm. Maybe we can get the polar bears to swim to Antarctica.
Posted by: pep

The penguins would be pissed.
Posted by: wth


They'd be dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:07 PM (OCTRt)

205 This was the plan. What the fuck did you think you voted for in 2020?

Exactly. That's why it will be "hard" to reverse: because they don't want to reverse it. The high prices are deliberate.

Yep, and Roberts will vote with the lefty bloc. He hates upsetting the NYT.

His guiding principle is "make no decisions that have a major changing impact" on all topics. This limits abortion, hence major changing impact, and will be opposed by him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

206 Cornholio should be Joe's VP. At least we'd have tp for our bung holes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2021 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

207 Putin to EU: what? Need more nat gas?

We'll deliver bigly.

The day after Germany approves Nord Stream 2.

Posted by: It's Happening at October 22, 2021 12:07 PM (da7KP)

208 Their quick correction on the national guard (while technically correct) shows they purposely mean to continue in the havoc they have created.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2021 12:07 PM (r5BVk)

209
Someone captioned the last pic as biden holding two imaginary ice cream cones.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (aGUIs)

210 I can't find it now but someone posted a shot of Biden and Kamala's husband using the same prop bouquet of flowers to give her.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (4thlk)
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Jack Emhoff came out of witness protection for her birthday? Now that's love.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (YqDXo)

211 I bought 10 pounds of flour. But mostly I buy 25 pounds of wheat. And I buy honey. I do have a grain grinder and I know the wheat keeps longer.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (5HBd1)

212 I think he's gone by February.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (jOcSX)

213 Breaking news on the real cause of Quick Draw Baldwin's mistake.

Johannes Velterop
@Villavelius
Might the prop gun have been secretly loaded with real bullets by a Trump supporter, to punish Alec Baldwin for his Trump parodies? Should be a line of inquiry.

-
Yeah, those white hood-wearing, insurrection-fomenting deplorables will do anything!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (d9FiS)

214 We have some old glass gallon mayo jars that help preserve it but even they have limits. Freezing might work, if you had a big freezer to put bags in.

That's the secret to most old Russian storage stuff: pickle it or rely on the average temperature of 12 degrees to keep it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)
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I am getting ready to try mylar bags with oxygen absorbers in 5 gallon buckets. For flour and separately for rice.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (t3Uk0)

215 "Here's a great Twitter thread on the real reasons for the supply chain backup on the west coast:

https://tinyurl.com/yz79anrc"

Thanks for the link! Interesting. He emphasizes operations management where bottlenecks are choices, not defaults. I read that book! They called the bottlenecks "Herbies."

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (qpX6U)

216 The port backup is intentional but it plays to Trump's message that we need to make things in the US and not be dependent of Coolies and Slaves.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 12:09 PM (KY22T)

217 My maternal grandfather, with whom I was very close and loved very much, went through a series of mini-strokes prior to his death. That stance of Biden in the first, top picture? That's how my grandfather would stand. It was almost as if (or literally) my grandfather was willing his body to move the way he wanted, but couldn't.

Look, I'm no fan of Joe Biden, that malignant old crook, but this is incredibly hard for me to watch. Brings back bad memories.

Posted by: troyriser at October 22, 2021 12:09 PM (pYLCQ)

218 I suspect they are really messing with biden's Dopamine levels to keep him lucid, and that will fry his half-brain to a crisp, eventually.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:02 PM (aGUIs)
= = = = = = =

Good. Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 22, 2021 12:09 PM (prSvo)

219 Here's a great Twitter thread on the real reasons for the supply chain backup on the west coast:
https://tinyurl.com/yz79anrc ...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2021 12:03 PM (CjFDo)
++++
I'll take his word for it that it's a combined problem. If what he says is true that containers aren't being unloaded because they're out of room and there's no way to store empty containers and put them back into circulation because of zoning rules and now it is a perfect gridlock that can't be broken, then CA needs to have its statehood canceled and reverted to territorial status.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:09 PM (DU+/6)

220 213 Breaking news on the real cause of Quick Draw Baldwin's mistake.

Johannes Velterop
@Villavelius
Might the prop gun have been secretly loaded with real bullets by a Trump supporter, to punish Alec Baldwin for his Trump parodies? Should be a line of inquiry.

==========

These are the scientific community that are just naturally averse to conspiracy theories.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

221
Johannes Velterop
@Villavelius
Might the prop gun have been secretly loaded with real bullets by a Trump supporter, to punish Alec Baldwin for his Trump parodies? Should be a line of inquiry.

-
Yeah, those white hood-wearing, insurrection-fomenting deplorables will do anything!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Enter: the FBI

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (aGUIs)

222 Yep, and Roberts will vote with the lefty bloc. He hates upsetting the NYT.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2021 12:04 PM (k4dH2)
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That only gets them to 4, which of the other 5 will go left?

Posted by: zmdavid at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (xqRaG)

223 How much longer before Joe gets locked in his basement permanently?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (cSyAR)

224 And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
Wife
And you may ask yourself-well... how did I get here?

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (RHGPo)

225 Might the prop gun have been secretly loaded with real bullets by a Trump supporter, to punish Alec Baldwin for his Trump parodies? Should be a line of inquiry.

Clearly, those conspiracy-mongering lunatics might have done anything, really. They believe so many crazy conspiracy theories, that they might have done it!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

226 "I suspect they are really messing with biden's Dopamine levels to keep him lucid"

It's not working. Another example of how wishful thinking fails.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (qpX6U)

227 The magical thinkers have won. They will now demonstrate that opening the airliner door at 30,000 feet is perfectly safe.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (2iDSr)
++++
It isn't safe. On the plus side, it's impossible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (DU+/6)

228 Why couldn't Fauci visit the set of "Rust" ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (RHGPo)

229 >>The port backup is intentional but it plays to Trump's message that we need to make things in the US and not be dependent of Coolies and Slaves.


Who will pick your iPhones?

Posted by: North American Man Boy Lincoln Association at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (lSeqP)

230 A lot of people sold their souls to get this meat puppet elected. Hope they are happy.

BTW, wages were up under Trump's economy. Now? Yeah, that high class inflation problem is on point!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (BoV4a)

231 *dontpayacent-t-t-t...*

Did you hear something?

Posted by: Crystal Lake counselor at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (uhPTO)

232 I am getting ready to try mylar bags with oxygen absorbers in 5 gallon buckets. For flour and separately for rice.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (t3Uk0)


I have been reading this is a good method for a 4-5 year period.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (axyOa)

233 Top pic:
Time for new plugs, Joe?
Posted by: wth

New points, new plugs, and new wipers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

and a new grille. Oh wait, he's already got that.
Him and Hunter got a family discount.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (v0R5T)

234 When the fog briefly clears Biden comes across as mean spirited and nasty.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (cSyAR)

235 Serious as-a-heart-attack question to the Horde:

I understand the yin & yang of the animal world.
Seals and walruses + polar bears.

South African penguins. That's great white territory.

WTF is the yin & yang in regards to Antarctic penguins?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (OCTRt)

236
See how quickly alex baldwin's Murder of that woman is shaping up?

It Was The Mysterious Person Who Loaded The Gun's Fault -- And We'll Never Know Who That Person Was...But Maybe It Was A Trump Supporter.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (aGUIs)

237 226 It's not working. Another example of how wishful thinking fails.
Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (qpX6U)

=========

Welcome to the Ivory Tower walking outside.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

238 This redhead in a sundress laments that the powers that be at all levels are so grossly incompetent:
https://bit.ly/3vzIJSC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (DU+/6)

239 Today's nightmare:
Kamala is told to resign.
Biden appoints Al Gore as VP...an "experienced" DC insider
Biden gets the 25th
Gore wins.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2021 12:02 PM (axyOa)

-------

F. Joe and Kumala resign, giving us President Pelosi.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (6hxU5)

240 227 The magical thinkers have won. They will now demonstrate that opening the airliner door at 30,000 feet is perfectly safe.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (2iDSr)
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It isn't safe. On the plus side, it's impossible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (DU+/6)

========

That's probably racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

241 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (v0R5T)

242 Unions are probably laying down on FJB too.

Posted by: dartist at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (+ya+t)

243 >>See how quickly alex baldwin's Murder of that woman is shaping up?


Sounds like a textbook case of Depraved Indifference, to me.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (lSeqP)

244 The jig's up, Grampa. Resign and get me a pony.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (Xrfse)

245 The only good polling that would help the Brandon administration, at events like this one, would involve a stripper named Amanda Hammertits.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (2fde6)

246 234 When the fog briefly clears Biden comes across as mean spirited and nasty.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (cS


The dementia merely accentuates his low-life thuggish goon demeanor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (s2VJv)

247 >>> Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (v0R5T)


He's an asshole.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (+gFOr)

248 That's probably racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Well it's physics.

:: checks "is it racist" matrix ::

Yup. It's also racist, apparently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (DU+/6)

249 This redhead in a sundress laments

That's all you had to say!!!!

Although I don't think she's really a redhead and that's not a sundress. One of the ettes would have to ID it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

250 Corn Joelio, and

Sure Shot Alec!
Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!

What a day so far ..

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 22, 2021 12:14 PM (ufFY8)

251 I am getting ready to try mylar bags with oxygen absorbers in 5 gallon buckets. For flour and separately for rice.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 22, 2021 12:08 PM (t3Uk0)


I have been reading this is a good method for a 4-5 year period.
Posted by: Diogenes


Rice and hard red winter wheat berries should go 20 years that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:14 PM (OCTRt)

252 There is an certain, and really disturbing, subset of people who look at the 'Shadow Presidencies' of Edith Wilson or Eleanor Roosevelt and think this was SO cool. I am not talking about random democrats, but historians and otherwise somewhat educated people.

They look at an unelected (in a republic) family member controlling policy and issuing orders and talk about how it is so great and empowering. It is fucking scary.

The subset is usually higher on the Democrat side. To me it is inherently, deeply disturbing and wrong. I think this is the reason they had absolutely no problem with the steal and stealing for a vegetable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)

253 "I am getting ready to try mylar bags with oxygen absorbers in 5 gallon buckets. For flour and separately for rice."

Mice absorb oxygen, and they definitely want the job.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:14 PM (qpX6U)

254 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (v0R5T)

If I don't look good I'll kill ya....oh shit.

Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 22, 2021 12:14 PM (BoV4a)

255 Although I don't think she's really a redhead and that's not a sundress. One of the ettes would have to ID it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
+++
Probably a dye job. As to what technically is or is not a sun dress, search me. I've never been in the market for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:14 PM (DU+/6)

256 Nothing changes, at least predictably or materially, when this vile decrepit POS croaks or is pushed aside. Not because Dark Unseen Forces Behind the Throne control things, but because the very open and known dark forces who run things will continue to do so.

Harris is as much an airhead as Biden always was, she's literally nothing. And the dark forces are mostly idiots, too. Power-mad, often insanely greedy grifting idiots, but idiots.

And they are a perfect reflection of the Beltway's degraded sub-culture (mindset, not geography), which is empowered by ..... the votes, submission, cluelessness, bigotry, ignorance, complicity and actual support of an enormous part of the populace, probably a majority.

Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 12:14 PM (OTzUX)

257 >>Although I don't think she's really a redhead and that's not a sundress.


Not a sundress, and I am willing to inspect her for you.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (lSeqP)

258 248 Well it's physics.

:: checks "is it racist" matrix ::

Yup. It's also racist, apparently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (DU+/6)

========

Have you checked the footnote? "Super racist."

Sounds serious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

259 I get the impression they aren't interested in fixing it. Let people get used to having a shortage of goods.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 22, 2021 12:06 PM (4thlk)


That's the new propaganda line from the MFM - you fucking serfs have been living too high on the hog and it's long past time you started living like the beaten-down peasants you are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (2JVJo)

260
Don't you understand?
We will be told alex baldwin wasn't "pointing" the gun at anyone!

You see, the bullet, loaded by an Unknown Mysterious Person, simply went in a crazy direction and hit two people. Freak Accident, everyone!

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (aGUIs)

261 As to what technically is or is not a sun dress, search me.

its a cute little dress with spaghetti straps but I am sure it has a technical name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

262 Merck, the creator of Ivermectin, has developed a new therapeutic drug called Molnupiravir for treating covid. Molnupiravir was initially created to treat horses for Venezuelan equine encephalitis.

Yes, thats right, its a horse pill, and the media is ignoring it. To be clear, there are many drugs that are used in both humans and animals, but the only one that draws scrutiny is Ivermectin, and wrongly so.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (yrol0)

263 186 We face fairly rapid destruction of the world as we knew it. Does not appear to be a way out of it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (2iDSr)


Yup. To say that I'm "black-pilled" would be an understatement.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (DTX3h)

264 He added that it's going to "depend on the Saudis." His plan is to pressure them to produce the oil that his own government is stopping the US from producing.

and after he pulled patriot missiles from their defense system to protect their refineries from Iran backed attacks.
Condemned them for their actions in Yemen, attempting to defend against Iran backed attacks
Withdrew naval support for their tankers in the Gulf against Iran backed attacks.
Constantly belittles them, besmirches them, allows other Dems to do, some of it because of the murder of an "Single issue, Anti-Saud, WaPo Opinion writer" that US Media and Dems keep calling a "Journalist"

Posted by: tj Strong at October 22, 2021 12:15 PM (uAI4S)

265
WTF is the yin & yang in regards to Antarctic penguins?


Leopard seals.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (2fde6)

266 BIDEN ON THE BORDER: "I guess I should go down, but the whole point of it is I haven't had a whole hell of a lot of time to get down. I've been spending time going around looking at the $900 billion damage done by hurricanes and floods and weather and traveling around the world."

Ah, a Hillary Clintonish measure of his job effectivelness: how many miles have ya logged, Joe? Are you also a champion napper like Hillary?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2021 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

And take note: He's "looking at" the damage, not doing anything about it. He's a fucking tourist, no more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (P3gRi)

267 His plan is to pressure them to produce the oil that his own government is stopping the US from producing.

Maybe the Saudis are just as worried about "global warming" as we are.

It is bizarre that the Ruling Class' solution to the problem of their priorities of "protecting the environment" and enriching themselves is just to move all of the factories to Asia and all of the energy production to the Middle East.


To be fair, this is exactly what Biden's voters are clamoring for as well. As you see. Deals with Middle Eastern countries are sacrosanct, while deal with American citizens are effectively "Fuck you, we do what we tell you."

Even more horrifying, the Biden voter I'm referring to called American oil workers "Boomers" for expecting to stay at their oil jobs providing energy for Americans.

Biden only says what his handlers allow him to say. He has the special ability to say the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (HK8/E)

268 255 Although I don't think she's really a redhead and that's not a sundress. One of the ettes would have to ID it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
+++

That reminds me of the punchline of a joke.
Q: is that Fanny Green?
A: I think that's just the reflection from her shoes.

I don't remember the rest.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (cSyAR)

269 A lot of people sold their souls to get this meat puppet elected.

For most of them, that transaction long preceded Grampa's theft.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (Xrfse)

270 Neither the feds nor the California government (Newsom) has a vested interest in unfucking the ports of Long Beach and L.A. Particularly Newsom. A huge "fuck you" to the rest of the country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (BFigT)

271
They will never admit he was pointing the gun at anyone or in anyone's direction. Those bullets had a mind of their own, you see.

Totally Out Of The Control of baldwin.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (aGUIs)

272 Look, I'm no fan of Joe Biden, that malignant old crook, but this is incredibly hard for me to watch. Brings back bad memories.
Posted by: troyriser


Yes it does. Dad had similar body movements when he was dying of brain cancer a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Infidel at October 22, 2021 12:16 PM (QC3yT)

273 I think they also look at Reagan and say it is exactly the same thing. No where even close. Reagan 'may' have been slowing mentally- but he was no where even close to this bad. Look at the '84 debate and see if you can catch even a hint of mental dullness. I have mentioned before that watching debates from 80 or 84 is humbling because of how specific and detailed BOTH sides were. We have degenerated on purpose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (csEWM)

274 What is the National Guards going to do the help the supply chain problem? Shoot the wreckers?

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (MxEKc)

275 @TMZ

'Bosom Buddies' Star Peter Scolari Dead at 66 from Cancer

https://tinyurl.com/yejwhtp2

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

276 When the fog briefly clears Biden comes across as mean spirited and nasty.

--

listen fat, I'm a lot smart have a higher IQ, let's see who can do pushups more, come on man.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (ZZK0E)

277 The Biden/Beavis meme if the funniest thing I have ever seen. The only sad part about this is no one watched the Town Hall, because one, it was on CNN, and two it featured Joe Biden.

I think most Americans know he's an invalid and an embarrassment, but I also think half the country is proud of their vote, because TrumpBad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (XSRBF)

278 Look, I'm no fan of Joe Biden, that malignant old crook, but this is incredibly hard for me to watch. Brings back bad memories.

Posted by: troyriser

------

What his handlers, primarily his disgusting wife, are doing to him is evil and unconscionable.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 22, 2021 12:18 PM (6hxU5)

279 >>>For most of them, that transaction long preceded Grampa's theft.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby


They don't care. They're getting almost everything they want; policy, money, elite status. They are using this bag of protoplasm to further their careers, and if he kicks, they wouldn't care less.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (XSRBF)

280 What is the National Guards going to do the help the supply chain problem? Shoot the wreckers?
Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (MxEKc)
++++
Drive trucks and provide container beds/chassis, maybe. I doubt they have enough to make a dent in anything if what the Flexports guy (see @179 for the thread) says is true - in which case they need a big container yard pronto to act as a staging area.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (DU+/6)

281 'Bosom Buddies' Star Peter Scolari Dead at 66 from Cancer

He was good in that, but Hanks was clearly the star between the two.

I don't remember the rest.

Gotta be a Brit joke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

282 275 @TMZ

'Bosom Buddies' Star Peter Scolari Dead at 66 from Cancer

https://tinyurl.com/yejwhtp2
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

Also Newhart

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (yrol0)

283 Merck, the creator of Ivermectin, has developed a new therapeutic drug called Molnupiravir for treating covid.

The NIH has quietly approved Ivermectin as an experimental treatment for Covid-19. Of course twitter is blocking that announcement from being re-tweeted.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (2fde6)

284 rickb, your question's unclear to me. There are penguins in South Africa and the South Island of NZ, I think southern Chile and Australia too. What's the question?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (OTzUX)

285 >>> The magical thinkers have won. They will now demonstrate that opening the airliner door at 30,000 feet is perfectly safe. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2021 12:05 PM (2iDSr)
++++
It isn't safe. On the plus side, it's impossible. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:11 PM (DU+/6)


It's not impossible. It's very difficult.

I have spent a good bit of time over the course of my engineering career explaining to people how those are not simply redundant words that have the same meaning. Also, difficult does not imply improbable. Also, difficult might be very very likely, as in, prepare your sphincter now. Failure cascades are funny that way.


Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (+gFOr)

286
Bosom Buddies was a terrible tv show.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (aGUIs)

287 Biden: I made all the vaccinations happen.
AP fact checker: No, you didn't

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (RHGPo)

288 277 The Biden/Beavis meme if the funniest thing I have ever seen. The only sad part about this is no one watched the Town Hall, because one, it was on CNN, and two it featured Joe Biden.

I think most Americans know he's an invalid and an embarrassment, but I also think half the country is proud of their vote, because TrumpBad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (XSRBF)

=========

Trump was literally Hitler. They were willing to do anything, ANYTHING, to get rid of him.

Except cheating at an election. Elections are sacred.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

289 The Biden/Beavis meme if the funniest thing I have ever seen. The only sad part about this is no one watched the Town Hall, because one, it was on CNN, and two it featured Joe Biden.

I think most Americans know he's an invalid and an embarrassment, but I also think half the country is proud of their vote, because TrumpBad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (XSRBF)
++++
Biden as "Cornholio" is good, but Tim "Turbo Tax" Geithner looks like Beavis in real life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (DU+/6)

290 This is true...my wife is Russian too...expert pickler.
--------------
You are a lucky man.


I am. It gives you a sense of perspective to be married to someone who actually has lived under food rationing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (I2/tG)

291 I bet he was holding the gun sideways, too. And the cinematographer was unvaccinated.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

292 @nypost

DHS pays over $455k to build 'security fencing' around Biden's beach home

https://tinyurl.com/yhd8xla5

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

293 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth
Maybe pointing toward a camera? Sad. Was reading about the the woman, she was a mom, and grew up in Russia(IIRC) surrounded by *reindeer and submarines.* Made a great life in the USA etc.

Posted by: MikeM at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (5Y7fX)

294 What is the National Guards going to do the help the supply chain problem? Shoot the wreckers?

--

The problem: California idiotic laws derailed entire countries economy.

The common sense Biden building back better technocrat solution: get the national guard to, uh, work for free and violate all the local and federal laws preventing ports from taking shit off of the boats. Also, can we get some illegals and H1B in on this?

The borderline racist, extremist xenophobic Jesus praying GOP solution (if the GOP were actually conservatives): Maybe end Cali's over-regulation of the port or something?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (ZZK0E)

295 Merck, the creator of Ivermectin, has developed a new therapeutic drug called Molnupiravir for treating covid.

Posted by: rhennigantx


You know why? Patent on Ivermectin had run out. Now? It's pennies a pill.
Molnupiravir = $$$

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (OCTRt)

296 What is the National Guards going to do the help the supply chain problem? Shoot the wreckers?

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (MxEKc)

-------

Start shooting all white supremacist domestic terrorist insurrectionists to decrease demand.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (6hxU5)

297 Also Newhart

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (yrol0)

Noooooooooo!

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

298 'Bosom Buddies' Star Peter Scolari Dead at 66 from Cancer

I always wondered how he handled the thought of Tom Hanks becoming an international movie star while he toiled away in TV obscurity.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (2JVJo)

299 Bosom Buddies was a terrible tv show.


I thought it was funny, but its been a very long time since I saw an episode. Probably doesn't hold up very well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

300 It's very sad to see Biden and remember formerly vibrant loved ones who got dementia or some other disease that incapacitated them. However, I don't know if anyone in his orbit actually cares for/loves Joe. They're just using him for all he's worth, when he really needs to be in some place that takes care of him or have a home health aide. Unlike average people, they certainly have the money to do this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (ueGNX)

301 So, sounds like Baldwin's gun had a live round.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

302 "I also think half the country is proud of their vote, because TrumpBad."

That's it in a nutshell. TDS drove America crazy in 2020. Crazy that burned cities and killed people. They weren't voting for Biden, they were voting against Trump. They knew exactly what they were going to get, and did not care.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (qpX6U)

303 @TMZ

'Bosom Buddies' Star Peter Scolari Dead at 66 from Cancer


Where was Alec when Pete died ?

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (arJlL)

304 >>>Trump was literally Hitler. They were willing to do anything, ANYTHING, to get rid of him.

Except cheating at an election. Elections are sacred.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


There are some norms Democrats will never violate. /s

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (XSRBF)

305 A 30 x 60 inch airliner door has 15,600 pounds of pressure keeping it closed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (39nCI)

306 Drive trucks and provide container beds/chassis, maybe. I doubt they have enough to make a dent in anything if what the Flexports guy (see @179 for the thread) says is true - in which case they need a big container yard pronto to act as a staging area.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (DU+/6)

3 YO truck rule eliminated about 800 trucking companies and close to 10k trucks from being used. Also foreign owner will not pay union contract nighttime rates of 1.3 X and Weekend rates of 1.5 X.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (yrol0)

307 I am actually two degrees of separation from Biden.

I'm not proud of this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM (I2/tG)

Apparently, I am two degrees of separation from both Dubya, and, wait for it, Osama bin Laden. The first, I know to be true, the second, I have to take a friend's word that he knows a guy who met Osama.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (P3gRi)

308 I thought it was funny, but its been a very long time since I saw an episode. Probably doesn't hold up very well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

Two guys dressing like women? They helped nominate a 4 star trans Admiral

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (CjHGv)

309 >>>Biden as "Cornholio" is good, but Tim "Turbo Tax" Geithner looks like Beavis in real life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


OMG, he really does. Ha!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (XSRBF)

310 241 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (v0R5T)

Never took hunter safety. He is much to elite to know a damned thing about firearms and control.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (qvjMx)

311 rickb, your question's unclear to me. There are penguins in South Africa and the South Island of NZ, I think southern Chile and Australia too. What's the question?
Posted by: rhomboid


What's the predator for Antarctic penguins?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (OCTRt)

312 @townhallcom

What?

https://tinyurl.com/yfsopcgz

Sound more like she has gin for breakfast...

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (cF8AT)

313 I still think it was an error for Trump not to just let Joe crap himself with dumb answers during the debate.

Wouldnt have changed the cheated outcome, but still, The more Joe speaks the worse he gets.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (HGptP)

314
That we know of, Alex Baldwin killed more than people than Brian Laundrie.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (aGUIs)

315
224 And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
Wife
And you may ask yourself-well... how did I get here?
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2021 12:10 PM (RHGPo)


Love this song. Talking Heads does it best.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (Fs5vw)

316 Liberal Climate Change Group Outraged Over Inclusion of Jewish Pro-Israel Groups In Rally

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Well, no wonder! With their weather machine they could fix global warming in a minute if they wanted to. But nooooooo! They're holding out for more shekles!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (d9FiS)

317 When they did a cut away to the audience and I saw the grinning, clapping, ignorant idiots, all I could think of is you are the enemy and I hate you. The days for respecting different view points are over with people who actually cheer for America's demise.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

318 TDS drove America crazy in 2020. Crazy that burned cities and killed people. They weren't voting for Biden, they were voting against Trump. They knew exactly what they were going to get, and did not care.

Yeah, but only a small, very loud portion of America. Not 81 million worth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

319 >>>Two guys dressing like women? They helped nominate a 4 star trans Admiral

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Plus Donna Dixon in her prime.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (XSRBF)

320 307 I am actually two degrees of separation from Biden.

I'm not proud of this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 11:46 AM (I2/tG)

========

My priest to the bishop to the pope to the French president to a government administrator to a government underling to Lea Seydoux.

We're practically in bed together already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

321 oh right, local laws forbid blah blah blah, so let's just mobilize an armada (a land armada, what's that? an army?) of pick up trucks to come and unload containers manually and deliver each package by hand.

that's the smart, common sense, yet highly technocratic biden solution

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (ZZK0E)

322 It's not impossible. It's very difficult.

I have spent a good bit of time over the course of my engineering career explaining to people how those are not simply redundant words that have the same meaning. Also, difficult does not imply improbable. Also, difficult might be very very likely, as in, prepare your sphincter now. Failure cascades are funny that way.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (+gFOr)
++++
Without mechanical assistance, even the world's strongest man couldn't open an airliner's door in flight. The cabin is pressurized to 8-10 PSI. The outside pressure is 3-4 PSI. So if we use round numbers, we can say the inside pressure exceeds the outside pressure by about 4 PSI. If the airliner door is around 3,000 square inches, you'd have to move a minimum of 6 tons to pull the door in to open it. I don't think any single person could pull that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

323 Ace's short podcast forey probably got more views than a Biden presser.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (3glhC)

324 According to Twitter, Peter Scolari was also in "Girls". How would anybody know that?

I mostly remember him as Michael on "Newhart".

Posted by: zmdavid at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (xqRaG)

325 What his handlers, primarily his disgusting wife, are doing to him is evil and unconscionable.

Kind of pointless to blame this CF on them. Let's face it - regardless of who is pulling the strings, he is who we thought he was.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Xrfse)

326 Drive trucks and provide container beds/chassis, maybe. I doubt they have enough to make a dent in anything if what the Flexports guy (see @179 for the thread) says is true - in which case they need a big container yard pronto to act as a staging area.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

3 YO truck rule eliminated about 800 trucking companies and close to 10k trucks from being used. Also foreign owner will not pay union contract nighttime rates of 1.3 X and Weekend rates of 1.5 X.
Posted by: rhennigantx


What's the US Customs Agents union say? Every container from China goes thru customs.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (OCTRt)

327 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
------------
Are we sure it wasn't one of those guns that shoot around corners?

Posted by: dartist at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (+ya+t)

328 I have a picture of me standing with Senator Biden ca 2005.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (39nCI)

329 "Two guys dressing like women? They helped nominate a 4 star trans Admiral"

I was sternly assured in an earlier thread that the entertainment that people consume has absolutely no bearing on their future behavior. "The Science" says so.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (qpX6U)

330 What's the predator for Antarctic penguins?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (OCTRt)

I don't think they have them on their home world, so they likely just use our word for them as a loan word.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (/EuRN)

331 Biden is a joke. No joke.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (kfcYC)

332 Bosom Buddies was a terrible tv show.
*
I thought it was funny, but its been a very long time since I saw an episode. Probably doesn't hold up very well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021


***
When it started I thought it would be a one-joke show (guys pretending to be girls to get into a women's housing hotel, ha ha). I found it better than that by a long ways. But it's been many years since I saw an episode.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (/XOcP)

333 Truck driven Biden pose = Biden's Capt Pike imitation. Standing of course.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (WuSDk)

334 OMG, he really does. Ha!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (XSRBF)
++++
Once seen, it cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

335 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth

Wouldn't doubt he was just acting like an asshole.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (cSyAR)

336 "Not 81 million worth."

Agree absolutely.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (qpX6U)

337 299 Bosom Buddies was a terrible tv show.

I thought it was funny, but its been a very long time since I saw an episode. Probably doesn't hold up very well.


I guess the sitcom wheels fell off for me about the time I discovered (a) girls (b) music clubs (c) college homework.

There's still lines from old Hogan's Heroes episodes I recall from memory, but hey, helping someone you just met cycling change from her bike clothes into her work wardrobe - in her VW Type 3 - beats the shit out of 'Three's Company'.

Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (8erNz)

338 The entire world laughs at us, and congratulates the Democrats for doing what they've wanted to do for decades.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (v9pBv)

339 Apparently, I am two degrees of separation from both Dubya, and, wait for it, Osama bin Laden. The first, I know to be true, the second, I have to take a friend's word that he knows a guy who met Osama.

I am three degrees of separation from Osama - my sister met one of his many half-brothers in college.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (I2/tG)

340 You won't notice you're taking home less income if there aren't as many things to spend it on. Genius!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (nkCeM)

341 292 @nypost

DHS pays over $455k to build 'security fencing' around Biden's beach home

https://tinyurl.com/yhd8xla5
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

Sorta like a border wall?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (qvjMx)

342 > What is the National Guards going to do the help the supply chain problem?

Not a thing... it's up to the individual states and I seriously doubt CA is going to lift a finger to do anything that helps the rest of the country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (BFigT)

343 >>>What?
Sound more like she has gin for breakfast...

Posted by: Tami


I sincerely hope Biden lasts until 2024, because Kumala will be galactically worse for the country.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (XSRBF)

344 So, sounds like Baldwin's gun had a live round.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
.......

or two. Got the cinematographer AND the director.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

345 So, sounds like Baldwin's gun had a live round.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM

Which is why you never aim a weapon at anyone unless you intend to kill them. If live "looking" rounds were needed for say a scene of loading a gun you can make a round inert easily. Take the brass, remove the primer, no powder and cap the casing and voila. A round that looks real but is inert.

Alec's tweet from 2017 Didn't age well.
"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone..." Well, now you know Einstein.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (NWbsw)

346 If the airliner door is around 3,000 square inches, you'd have to move a minimum of 6 tons to pull the door in to open it. I don't think any single person could pull that.

Pretty sure the door handle couldn't handle 6 tons of stress

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (+LCoQ)

347 304 >>>Trump was literally Hitler. They were willing to do anything, ANYTHING, to get rid of him.

Except cheating at an election. Elections are sacred.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


There are some norms Democrats will never violate. /s
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (XSRBF)

PIMA county had thousands of fake votes. About 50 precincts had 100% voter turnout. Somewhere around 28k voters do not exist. No SS#, no real address, never voted before.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (yrol0)

348 respecting different view points are over with people who actually cheer for America's demise.
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

"I want you and people like you to die so I can take your stuff" is not a differing viewpoint.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (/EuRN)

349 New points, new plugs, and new wipers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2021 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

Got to replace the clown-denser, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (P3gRi)

350 What's the cornholio reference? I never watched Beavis and Butthead.

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (UDSF6)

351 Cornpopholio

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

352 Was driving to the Winstar Casino in Oklahoma this morning and there was a big "Let's go Brandon" bill board in Gainesville, TX right at the I35 exit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (JUOKG)

353 296 What is the National Guards going to do the help the supply chain problem? Shoot the wreckers?

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2021 12:17 PM (MxEKc)

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Start shooting all white supremacist domestic terrorist insurrectionists to decrease demand.
-----------
Stand around and sleep in parking garages. Just like DC.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (KY22T)

354 I have never heard of bosom buddies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (39nCI)

355 I mostly remember him as Michael on "Newhart".

--

wait, what?

Oh wow, I confused him with the non-Balki guy from Perfect Strangers.

Fuck. RIP. but why would you call him Peter Scalari of Bosom Buddies when he was bigger star from his time on Newheart?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (ZZK0E)

356 There's still lines from old Hogan's Heroes episodes I recall from memory, but hey, helping someone you just met cycling change from her bike clothes into her work wardrobe - in her VW Type 3 - beats the shit out of 'Three's Company'.
Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2021 12:26 PM (8erNz)

Two words: Night Court

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (qvjMx)

357 I think great whites and other sharks, rickb. Just as in South Africa. Not much else I can think of that would be their predator threat. Spent time on the South Island, saw lots of penguins of several varieties, never heard about what might eat them.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 12:28 PM (OTzUX)

358 345 Alec's tweet from 2017 Didn't age well.
"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone..." Well, now you know Einstein.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (NWbsw)

========

He probably still doesn't know. Trump was the one who pulled the trigger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

359 I think the chyna flu got me. I woke up this morning with fever, major body aches, sore throat and a wicked cough. It could be just the regular flu but the cough worries me. Luckily my Ivermectin came yesterday and I started the I-MASK protocol. I hope I start feeling better soon.

Posted by: Megthered at October 22, 2021 12:28 PM (apDCw)

360 Wouldn't doubt he was just acting like an asshole.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Type casting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 22, 2021 12:28 PM (d9FiS)

361 'Bosom Buddies' Star Peter Scolari Dead at 66 from Cancer

I always wondered how he handled the thought of Tom Hanks becoming an international movie star while he toiled away in TV obscurity.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2021


***
Scolari was the more movie-star, classic handsome actor of the two. But Tom Hanks was taller . . . and he got the breaks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2021 12:28 PM (/XOcP)

362 'Bosom Buddies' Star Peter Scolari Dead at 66 from Cancer

I always wondered how he handled the thought of Tom Hanks becoming an international movie star while he toiled away in TV obscurity.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2021 12:21 PM (2JVJo)

One of my girlfriend's former high school classmates is a TV character actor who mainly does voice work for commercials and the like. One can say he 'toils away in TV obscurity'. One can also say he's extremely well-to-do, because he is. I mean, not private jet rich but very, very well off.

Posted by: troyriser at October 22, 2021 12:28 PM (pYLCQ)

363 The problem: You need a cheap apartment and the only available unit is delineated for girls.

The common sense, yet technocratically brilliant Biden solution: Dress like girls for a few years.

The extremist, likely racist, unworkable GOP solution: get a different apartment, wear men's clothing like men.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:29 PM (ZZK0E)

364 >>>PIMA county had thousands of fake votes. About 50 precincts had 100% voter turnout. Somewhere around 28k voters do not exist. No SS#, no real address, never voted before.

Posted by: rhennigantx


I'm sure they're going to get right on fixing that problem. /s

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:29 PM (XSRBF)

365 Also Newhart

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (yrol0)

Noooooooooo!
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

I thought you meant Newhart had died too! LOL!
I forgot he was on that show.

I'll go sit in the corner now....

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

366 Alec's wife thought it was Hilaria.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

367 rhennigantx - where are you getting your Pima info? And has there yet been a serious, useful analysis of the Maricopa audit besides the one by Shiva? I've told people who've asked that I assume Pima was worse, given the county's long (and increasingly corrupt) Dem control.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

368 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:12 PM (v0R5T)

Nearly all action movies include scenes where someone is firing right at the camera. Someone is holding and directing the camera.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM (cvNl1)

369 What is the National Guards going to do the help the supply chain problem? Shoot the wreckers?

Posted by: Ripley

Start shooting all white supremacist domestic terrorist insurrectionists to decrease demand.


Pro tip: We shoot back.
And unlike Chicaoans, our aim is true.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM (OCTRt)

370 335 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth

Wouldn't doubt he was just acting like an asshole.


Nolte surmises it's possible that he was being asked to do a shot toward the camera, and between some kind of real projectile and aim that was either bad or too good, he plinked her in the process.

I'm in the 48-hour rule on this one. Someone screwed up, we don't know quite who yet. Yeah, never assume it's not loaded, and never point it at someone regardless, but...

Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM (8erNz)

371 >>> guys pretending to be girls to get into a women's housing hotel, ha ha). I found it better than that by a long ways. But it's been many years since I saw an episode.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (/XOcP)


It was better when it was called Three's Company. Ok, not exactly the same but a similar idea and I thought it was done better. Also,


The common plots from a million different Haram Manga say Hi!


(I've heard)

Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM (+gFOr)

372
RIP Bob Newhart

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM (aGUIs)

373 I think the chyna flu got me. I woke up this morning with fever, major body aches, sore throat and a wicked cough. It could be just the regular flu but the cough worries me. Luckily my Ivermectin came yesterday and I started the I-MASK protocol. I hope I start feeling better soon.
Posted by: Megthered


Can you smell and taste?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (OCTRt)

374 @rickb223, most of those containers are inspected and sealed when packed, so they're precleared and the paperwork is electronic.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (nkCeM)

375 I have never heard of bosom buddies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021


***
A sitcom of the early eighties, roughly inspired by Some Like It Hot -- except the two male characters are not on the run from the mob. They just want to find affordable housing: in their case, a women's-only hotel in Manhattan.

As I recall it did feature some smart humor, some laugh-out-loud funny lines; and they de-emphasized the cross-dressing angle after a time and focused more on the two guys' work at an ad agency.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (/XOcP)

376 Bongino should have put a time limit on his ultimatum to Cumulus. Clock is ticking.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (qpX6U)

377 @joshdcaplan 3m

FBN: Biden policies dramatically impacted supply chain crisis, inflation, former McDonald's USA CEO says

Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (cF8AT)

378 Alec Baldwin tweet-mocked Dick Cheney back in the day for accidentally shooting his hunting buddy.

It didn't age well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

379 Newhart holds up pretty good. Lots of full episodes on YouTube. Probably holds up because they played for laughs and not one "special episode" focused on addiction or something.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (4thlk)

380 I have spent a good bit of time over the course of my engineering career explaining to people how those are not simply redundant words that have the same meaning. Also, difficult does not imply improbable. Also, difficult might be very very likely, as in, prepare your sphincter now. Failure cascades are funny that way.

Yes, and when Eric Coomer, in his deposition, said it was "difficult, but not impossible" for Dominion machines to switch Trump votes to Biden, he knew exactly what he was saying, even if most people didn't.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (2fde6)

381 Bongino should have put a time limit on his ultimatum to Cumulus. Clock is ticking.
Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (qpX6U)
++++
What was his ultimatum?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

382 One can also say he's extremely well-to-do, because he is. I mean, not private jet rich but very, very well off.
----------------
If John Travolta can own his own jets so can Tom. Tom has been a bigger box office draw than John for several decades. Don't like Tom's politics but his career and persona remind me of Jack Lemmon. Jack lasted a long time in film as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (KY22T)

383 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth


The cinematographer was reaching for coffee and she wasn't a closer.

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (arJlL)

384 With this Biden performance and Alec Baldwin homicide, SNL has a ton of great material for the week. Can't wait to see how they use it.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (qawmF)

385 Spent time on the South Island, saw lots of penguins of several varieties, never heard about what might eat them.

Sharks and orca - penguins spend a lot of time in the ocean.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (I2/tG)

386
Don't buy the "freak accident" bullshit.

90% of the time when people say "freak accident" it means they fucked up really bad and did something really stupid.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (aGUIs)

387 377 @joshdcaplan 3m

FBN: Biden policies dramatically impacted supply chain crisis, inflation, former McDonald's USA CEO says
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2021 12:31 PM (cF8AT)

==========

"And I'm proud of me and my class who got him elected!"
-Also the CEO of McDonald's

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

388 Two words: Night Court
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (qvjMx)

mmmm Markie Post...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (8D42x)

389 Biden is a joke. No joke.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM

False. People love jokes.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (OssQ4)

390 Actually, I can smell and taste. But my SIL could too and she was pretty sick.

Posted by: Megthered at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (apDCw)

391 Today the commie at work had nothing to say about Slow Joe or the KGB- AG/justice dept. No, the big problem we face right now is Boebert may have used campaign funds to make a house payment, and it's a big deal. She'll certainly lose re-election if not removed before that.

The people that voted for this clown show, that I know, simply parrot whatever lines Psaki or MSM word readers have puked up.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (DB16e)

392 Nearly all action movies include scenes where someone is firing right at the camera. Someone is holding and directing the camera.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM (cvNl1)

But the character's line in the scene is generally not "Another take? How about I just fucking shoot you instead!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (/EuRN)

393 Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021 12:19 PM (+gFOr)

Catastrophic - Fly to the crash site
Hazardous or Severe/Major - Possibly avoid the crash site but it's gonna take skill and some luck
Major - better hope your sim time was well spent and your EP muscle memory is tuned up. Lots of paperwork to fill out afterwards
Minor - really, there isn't much that is
No Effect - routine forms and dispositions

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (l1zez)

394 What's the cornholio reference? I never watched Beavis and Butthead.

Beavis ate huge amounts of sugar and caffeine and went on a sugar rush that drove him nuts, walking around with his shirt pulled over his head and calling himself Cornholio, demanding TP for his "bunghole". Its the kind of thing you could completely believe a middle school boy would pull, which is a lot of why the humor worked in B&B.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

395 "What was his ultimatum?"

'You can have vaccine mandates, or you can have me. You can't have both." That was a few days ago.

Today he says 'I'm not backing down!'

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (qpX6U)

396 I think great whites and other sharks, rickb. Just as in South Africa. Not much else I can think of that would be their predator threat. Spent time on the South Island, saw lots of penguins of several varieties, never heard about what might eat them.
Posted by: rhomboid

That's why I asked. I didn't know if GWS are that cold weather sharks, like polar bears are in the arctic with seals and walrus. And I knew GWS in South Africa. Just couldn't think of what would be in Antarctica.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (OCTRt)

397 Ok, so if you take say a .45 long colt round. Remove the powder, leave bullet and primer.

Isn't there enough power in just a primer charge to cause the bullet to exit the barrel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (csEWM)

398 >>>The cinematographer was reaching for coffee and she wasn't a closer.

Posted by: JT

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:33 PM (XSRBF)

399
"Freak accident" is a phrase like

"Then all of a sudden..."

and

"He came out of nowhere!"

It's Bullshit, most of the time.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:34 PM (aGUIs)

400 388 Two words: Night Court
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 22, 2021 12:27 PM (qvjMx)

mmmm Markie Post...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (8D42x)

I was always more attracted to Ros.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2021 12:34 PM (/EuRN)

401 'But the character's line in the scene is generally not "Another take? How about I just fucking shoot you instead!"'

If that account is true, he is as guilty as can be. Prison.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at October 22, 2021 12:34 PM (qpX6U)

402 I think those airplane doors have huge interior bolt locks too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2021 12:34 PM (r5BVk)

403 Nood

Posted by: Rex B at October 22, 2021 12:34 PM (hwEkL)

404 but hey, helping someone you just met cycling change from her bike clothes into her work wardrobe - in her VW Type 3 - beats the shit out of 'Three's Company'.

Shaving with a cheese grater beats Three's Company, probably not the ideal example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

405 I'm in the 48-hour rule on this one. Someone screwed up, we don't know quite who yet. Yeah, never assume it's not loaded, and never point it at someone regardless, but...

Posted by: JEM at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM


Same here. Somebody screwed up big time. Those guns are checked by at least two different people before they are handed to the actor, and from what I am hearing and reading, there was at least one live round in that gun. From my limited understanding hollywood rules state there must never be any live rounds on the set if they are going to be filming any shooting scenes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (JUOKG)

406 New thread -- "domestic terrorism".

Posted by: gdgm+ at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (HyPy9)

407 397 Ok, so if you take say a .45 long colt round. Remove the powder, leave bullet and primer.

Isn't there enough power in just a primer charge to cause the bullet to exit the barrel?
----------------
Yes. But the bullet will not go far.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (KY22T)

408 Nood teachers

Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (VJsqe)

409 305 A 30 x 60 inch airliner door has 15,600 pounds of pressure keeping it closed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (39nCI)

-----

You are responding at length to a throw-away metaphor that does not warrant it. I know the door opens inward and the pressure holds it shut. Most people know that. Nutcases try to open the door from time to time anyway -- for sone reason they are charged with a crime just for attempting it.

If it works any better, the magical thinkers could knock out a window instead.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (2iDSr)

410 383 Why was Alec pointing the gun at a cinematographer?
Posted by: wth


The cinematographer was reaching for coffee and she wasn't a closer.
Posted by: JT at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (arJlL)

*too soon golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (csEWM)

411 >>> Without mechanical assistance, even the world's strongest man couldn't open an airliner's door in flight. The cabin is pressurized to 8-10 PSI. The outside pressure is 3-4 PSI. So if we use round numbers, we can say the inside pressure exceeds the outside pressure by about 4 PSI. If the airliner door is around 3,000 square inches, you'd have to move a minimum of 6 tons to pull the door in to open it. I don't think any single person could pull that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (DU+/6)


The world's strongest man couldn't rip the wing off an airplane. Those are all systems and systems fail. You don't think there's ever been a cabin door failure from fitment misalignment? Hell, cargo doors and static bulkheads fail all the time. Systems fail. Systems have failed. Systems will fail. They will fail more if you do not plan for failure modes.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (+gFOr)

412 >>>But the character's line in the scene is generally not "Another take? How about I just fucking shoot you instead!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko


Problem is Baldwin is part of the elite class. No charges, and probably a quick "investigation." Not guilty.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (XSRBF)

413 guys pretending to be girls to get into a women's housing hotel, ha ha). I found it better than that by a long ways. But it's been many years since I saw an episode.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2021
*
It was better when it was called Three's Company. Ok, not exactly the same but a similar idea and I thought it was done better. Also,
The common plots from a million different Haram Manga say Hi!
(I've heard)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2021


***
It was better than that. One of their colleagues, a girl played by Wendi Jo Sperber, knew their secret, in fact helped them get into the affordable hotel; so they weren't trying to fool *everybody*. And you had Donna Dixon (later Dan Aykroyd's wife) as a counterpart to Marilyn Monroe in some Like It Hot, no doubt the inspiration for the show to start with.

The scripts later de-emphasized the cross-dressing angle and dealt more with the craziness of the advertising game.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (/XOcP)

414 Actually, I can smell and taste. But my SIL could too and she was pretty sick.
Posted by: Megthered

Then you both probably had/have the regular seasonal flu. Remember, last years flu count was around 1500. Down from 35 million cases.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:35 PM (OCTRt)

415 mmmm Markie Post...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 22, 2021 12:32 PM (8D42x)

I was always more attracted to Ros.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2021 12:34 PM (/EuRN)

You are a sick puppy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2021 12:36 PM (csEWM)

416 Actually, I can smell and taste. But my SIL could too and she was pretty sick.
Posted by: Megthered

----

welcome to the party.

I had a breakthrough case. Biggest symptoms was chills/tired/no appetite. Still had tastebuds and no coughing. But I had J&J vax. There's also a whole trail of people who had it before me and after me. Like dominos.

IDK, get ready to take 3 months off from working out and being energetic.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:36 PM (ZZK0E)

417 I think seals eat penguins, too.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2021 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

418 Nearly all action movies include scenes where someone is firing right at the camera. Someone is holding and directing the camera.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 22, 2021 12:30 PM (cvNl1)


As in the ending of The Great Train Robbery from 1903 (go to 10:25):

https://tinyurl.com/43pu8yd5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2021 12:37 PM (2JVJo)

419 A 30 x 60 inch airliner door has 15,600 pounds of pressure keeping it closed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2021 12:22 PM (39nCI)

F=PxA...1800 sqin x 15600 lbs = 28080000 lbs.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2021 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

420 Pretty sure if you were able to pull 6 tons and you weighed 200 pounds, you would move toward the door, not the door to you.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 22, 2021 12:37 PM (nkCeM)

421 >>>mmmm Markie Post...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Some of the best cans on television.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:37 PM (XSRBF)

422 Rickb233-
I hate the flu. I feel miserable and cranky and uncomfortable.

Posted by: Megthered at October 22, 2021 12:37 PM (apDCw)

423 330 What's the predator for Antarctic penguins?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2021 12:23 PM (OCTRt)

I don't think they have them on their home world, so they likely just use our word for them as a loan word.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2021 12:25 PM (/EuRN)

Orca and sharks

Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 22, 2021 12:39 PM (qyH+l)

424 NOOD SCHOOLS

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2021 12:39 PM (XSRBF)

425 I just don't understand why Alec didn't just give the producer some steak knives.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 22, 2021 12:39 PM (ukNFU)

426 mmmm Markie Post...

My favorite memory of the late Markie Post, is that she wore the greatest costume in the history of broadcast TV, during her appearance on Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 22, 2021 12:41 PM (2fde6)

427 rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

https://crimeofthecentury2020.com
/a-summary-of-the-audit
-and-canvass-reports

CR after .com
CR after audit

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic ... at October 22, 2021 12:41 PM (okV1R)

428 312 @townhallcom

What?

https://tinyurl.com/yfsopcgz

Sound more like she has gin for breakfast...


the raisins make it nutritious

Posted by: Theresa Heinz Kerry at October 22, 2021 12:42 PM (oY6Yp)

429 oh right, local laws forbid blah blah blah, so let's just mobilize an armada (a land armada, what's that? an army?) of pick up trucks to come and unload containers manually and deliver each package by hand.

that's the smart, common sense, yet highly technocratic biden solution
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 22, 2021 12:24 PM (ZZK0E)

All Biden would have to do is to declare that all highways connecting California ports with the rest of the USA to be Federal territory, and that Cali laws have no force there. Might be illegal, but since when has that ever stopped Democrats before?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2021 12:47 PM (P3gRi)

430 "Freak accident" is a phrase like

"Then all of a sudden..."

and

"He came out of nowhere!"

It's Bullshit, most of the time.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 22, 2021 12:34 PM (aGUIs)


Black ice

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 22, 2021 12:50 PM (Fs5vw)

431 357 I think great whites and other sharks, rickb. Just as in South Africa. Not much else I can think of that would be their predator threat. Spent time on the South Island, saw lots of penguins of several varieties, never heard about what might eat them.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 22, 2021 12:28 PM (OTzUX)

Leopard seals, as well as orcas and sharks.

Posted by: SARDiver at October 22, 2021 01:07 PM (s0DTB)

432 28 That first picture looks like powered-down animatronic from Disney's Hall of Presidents.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 22, 2021 11:40 AM (SOV+T)

Ever see someone stoned out of their mind on fentanyl? They look exactly like that.

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433 Public school teachers are government workers doing government work in typical fashion; poorly. Sure there are a few good apples but the orchard is diseased.

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