Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 10-23-2021

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Will Steve McQueen Fall Into Faye Dunaway's Mating Trap?


TheJamesMadison should be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (1410)

Goal: White can force mate in 2 moves
Hint: Take advantage of the pinned knight


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Foxtrot

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Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1443)

Goal: White can force mate in 5 moves
Hint: Coordinate your rooks to drive the Black King to the side of the board


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Advanced Problem - White To Play (1446)

What's the best way for White to obtain a convincingly winning position?


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Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:






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(Detail from “The Aperitif” by Émile Pierre Metzmacher, 1881)




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Willkommen Auf Dem Oktoberfest!




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Beginner Problem - White To Play


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1.Qxc5+ Bc6
2.Qxc6#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


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7 Intermediate:

1. Rc6+ Ke5
2. Re7+ Kf4
3. Rf6+ Kg3
4. Re3+ Kh4
5. Rxh6#

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 04:33 PM (9BID/)


Advanced Problem - White To Play


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1.Kf7 h5

If 1...Kh8? then 2.Kg6 Kg8 3.Kxh6 and Black is toast.

2.h4 Kh6

alternative #1: 2...gxh4 3.g5 h3 4.g6+ Kh6 5.g7 h2 6.g8=Q h1=Q 7.Qg6#

alternative #2: 2...hxg4 3.hxg5 g3 4.g6+ Kh6 5.g7 g2 6.g8=Q g1=Q 7.Qxg1 wins

3.Kf6 gxh4
4.g5+ Kh7
5.Kf7 h3
6.g6+ Kh6
7.g7 Kg5
8.g8=Q+ and wins

Hope to see you next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:28 PM




Comments

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1 Good afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:30 PM (2JoB8)

2 Early? Who, me?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:31 PM (0CPkz)

3 Needs more elbows.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2021 04:32 PM (JUOKG)

4 Looks like a good day in Austin, watching USGP qualifying live from Austin

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:32 PM (2JoB8)

5 Just us Skip.
I'll fetch 'em

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:32 PM (0CPkz)

6 Lovely dresses today. Thanks OM!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 23, 2021 04:33 PM (nWxPx)

7 Intermediate:

1. Rc6+ Ke5
2. Re7+ Kf4
3. Rf6+ Kg3
4. Re3+ Kh4
5. RxP#

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 04:33 PM (9BID/)

8 Damn Skip, you beat me to that too.
kicks dirt

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:33 PM (0CPkz)

9 Thank you for the thread. Appreciated.

Posted by: MikeM at October 23, 2021 04:33 PM (aldSv)

10 The Aperitif. Yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 04:34 PM (4I/2K)

11 Good afternoon, OM. Hope you're having an enjoyable weekend.

Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2021 04:34 PM (mZUr4)

12 The black astronomical dress needs a cute little witch's or wizard's hat to go along with it and you're ready for Halloween.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2021 04:36 PM (5NkmN)

13 Glad Honey Badger is here quick, intermediate puzzle I doubt I will ever get.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:37 PM (2JoB8)

14 Apparently this kid isn't old enough yet to be distracted...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoaC6mXpsto

Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 04:38 PM (gw0nT)

15 121 CHESS/DRESS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:31 PM (2JoB

My inner narrator needed three or four tries at pronouncing that properly.

Chrrsss..chdriss..chuss..dammit!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2021 04:38 PM (6FeV1)

16
Are Wolves a problem in Wisconsin?
A fake "judge" stopped Wisconsin's Fall wolf hunting.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 04:38 PM (kK/B7)

17 It is my pleasure if first to announce the nood, problem is Sat who is hanging out on PET, Garden no one has been there much in last hour and Pre-Garden dies when PET shows up.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:39 PM (2JoB8)

18
When I see Octoberfest girls they all look 'merican to me. Can't say that about any other nationality.

Also, Faye Dunaway with broad shoulders? Hot. Women with broad shoulders are to be desired. They don't get that way by doing selfies on social media. It takes some effort.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 04:40 PM (dQvv7)

19 PA has wolves, they have to be further Noth and west in woods of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:40 PM (2JoB8)

20 S'ooth. They are a problem wherever they roam. Nasty bastards, don't believe that Costner movie. They like to kill.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 04:40 PM (2NHgQ)

21 You are not supposed to dunk the biscuit in the Aperitif!

Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 23, 2021 04:41 PM (vlXMQ)

22 11 Good afternoon, OM. Hope you're having an enjoyable weekend.
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2021 04:34 PM (mZUr4)


Thank you. I'm just putting together tomorrow's book thread while keeping an eye on this one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 04:43 PM (94V0P)

23
Girl in the painting has nice, uh, feet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/U27+)

24 Wolves can be very dangerous. Especially to livestock.
WA state has several wolf packs and they are expanding their range.
Most ranchers use the three S rule in dealing with them.
I've found wolf tracks around my friends home just north of I-90 in central WA. If their dogs have to go out at night he has to get up to cover them.
See also, cougars.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:44 PM (0CPkz)

25 These damn Meficare supplement commercials are out of control. On every 15 minutes and run for 5 minutes from different companies !!!!! Stop the pain please !!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 23, 2021 04:45 PM (U/gVI)

26
Remember when we were supposedly down to our last polar bear?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 04:45 PM (kK/B7)

27 These damn Meficare supplement commercials are out of control. On every 15 minutes and run for 5 minutes from different companies !!!!! Stop the pain please !!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 23, 2021 04:45 PM (U/gVI)

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Pays the bills.

Posted by: Joe Namath at October 23, 2021 04:46 PM (kTF2Z)

28 Turn off the TeeVee, Ferd...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 23, 2021 04:46 PM (ZSK0i)

29
Most ranchers use the three S rule in dealing with them.

Posted by: Winston


Shit, Shower, and Shave?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 04:46 PM (kK/B7)

30 I lived it like everyone but still can't believe the Democrats Propaganda Ministry totally shunned the most beautiful First Lady we had in my lifetime.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:47 PM (2JoB8)

31 Wolves are wreaking havoc with the deer herd here in N WI.

Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 04:47 PM (gw0nT)

32 Solved all the puzzles (not necessarily correctly, of course) ... and I see a Honey Badger at #7 ... so I'll compare to that one next.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 04:47 PM (nLrWw)

33 I spy a big tasty pretzel behind those madchen.

Posted by: fly gal at October 23, 2021 04:47 PM (lOr+7)

34 These damn Meficare supplement commercials are out of control. On every 15 minutes and run for 5 minutes from different companies !!!!! Stop the pain please !!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 23, 2021 04:45 PM


In that case... Listen, this isn't my first rodeo. A reverse mortgage isn't some way to steal your home.

Posted by: Tom Sellack at October 23, 2021 04:47 PM (dQvv7)

35 The Makah tribe in WA has judicial approval to take a whale now. One a year for ceremonial purposes.
Red Greens are incensed. I expect there will be issues when the hunt happens.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:48 PM (0CPkz)

36 Thank you. I'm just putting together tomorrow's book thread while keeping an eye on this one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 04:43 PM (94V0P)


Does the pants rule apply to preparing the book thread??

Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2021 04:49 PM (mZUr4)

37 Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 04:33 PM (9BID/)

Nice.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 04:49 PM (94V0P)

38 S'ooth
You know better.
Shoot, shovel and shut up.
If they have a tracking collar it gets tossed onto a passing train.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0CPkz)

39 At least I'm not hawking catheters or telling you to buy gold.

Posted by: Joe Namath at October 23, 2021 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)

40 LOL. Missed the final move.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 04:50 PM (nLrWw)

41 I remember Prager had on his show a person who was a polar bear expert. Kinda remember them talking polar bears live in around 7 major areas, 1 or two were doing poorly but the other 5 were growing in size. And this was when the whole polar bears will disappear craze.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:50 PM (2JoB8)

42 I'm in favor of polar bears disappearing if that means my ex wife.

Posted by: A Polar Bear at October 23, 2021 04:52 PM (kTF2Z)

43 Advanced:

1. Kf7 h5 (if ... Kh1 2. Kg6 and gobbles up Black's pawns)
2. Kf6 Kh6
3. Kf5 and black is Zugzwanged and will be forced to move away from protecting the g5 pawn allowing White to get a passed pawn on the g file with the King in front of it, i.e.
3. Kf5 PxP
4. PxP and White wins the pawn next move

3. Kf5 h4
4. Kf6 and White wins both pawns

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 04:53 PM (9BID/)

44 I hope the Makah tribe harpoons a commie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2021 04:53 PM (VnZdJ)

45 The Makah tribe in WA has judicial approval to take a whale now. One a year for ceremonial purposes.
Red Greens are incensed. I expect there will be issues when the hunt happens.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:48 PM (0CPkz)

Just give them an unlimited approval to take protesters as well. Even old ceremonies can change with the times.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 23, 2021 04:53 PM (eoQWY)

46
We'll help with the wolf problem!

Posted by: Hadrian's Borzoi at October 23, 2021 04:55 PM (/U27+)

47 Chess Thread Slamma Lamma Ding Dong!

German broads and beer...count me in.

Oh look! Manhattan time! One cherry only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 23, 2021 04:55 PM (R/m4+)

48 Advanced Problem.

1. Kf7 h5 (Kh8 2. Kg6 takes pawns and wins).
2. Kf6 hxg4
3. hxg4 Kh6
4. Kf5 Kg7 or Kg8
5. kxg5

This is a standard winning position for white. The pawn must not be moved until the Kings are on 6th and 8th ranks as the move may be required to preserve or gain opposition.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 04:55 PM (nLrWw)

49 I would never fall into Faye Dunaway's mating trap. I would jump willingly!
And boy would i show her!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 04:57 PM (axyOa)

50 Had a glass of Zinfandel for this October fest thread

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 04:58 PM (2JoB8)

51 Just got a showing request. First in over a week. Reckon we'll pull the house off the market at the end of the month and try again in the spring. That is, if the world hasn't burned down by then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 04:58 PM (kTF2Z)

52 The Makah did have some good old ways to deal with interlopers. Orca bait, maybe.
I expect Greenpeace and Sea Shepard to be on hand to document the, "Cruelty", of the hunt.

Wait, what was that you said about cultural imperialism?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0CPkz)

53 Unlike that kid, this guy is old enough to be distracted...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jB7z0Dg9A

Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 04:58 PM (gw0nT)

54 This is a standard winning position for white. The pawn must not be moved until the Kings are on 6th and 8th ranks as the move may be required to preserve or gain opposition.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 04:55 PM (nLrWw)
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You & I looked at different branches, but same idea

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 04:59 PM (9BID/)

55 Ole Miss is taking LSU to the woodshed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 04:59 PM (kTF2Z)

56 1. Kf7 h5 (if ... Kh1 2. Kg6 and gobbles up Black's pawns)
2. Kf6 Kh6

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 04:53 PM (9BID/)


I don't think so. If 2.Kf6? then hxg4 3.hxg4 (pretty much forced) Kh6 4. Kf7 Kh7 draw.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 04:59 PM (94V0P)

57 Metzmacher paints fabric very well.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 23, 2021 05:00 PM (mNhhD)

58 Skip do you speak Russian?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2021 05:00 PM (EZebt)

59 Second woman after horny French woman has great boobs and what look to be NBA size feet.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 05:00 PM (1ais2)

60 The black astronomical dress needs a cute little witch's or wizard's hat to go along with it and you're ready for Halloween.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2021 04:36 PM (5NkmN)


Oh hell yeah!
Women in hats are hawt!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 05:01 PM (axyOa)

61 In High School in the hight of cold war I wanted to learn, even into beginning of my USAF days wanted to, but never did.
But do have the 1st Western Army of Borodino in 1 - 60 miniatures.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:04 PM (2JoB8)

62 I don't want to complain but I don't think that date was correct for Perseverance landing on Mars.

I think in the 30's, Goddard was still landing rockets in Pennsylvania and the VfR were still launching rockets and still hitting Berlin.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 05:04 PM (KbLYZ)

63 I should win an award... My Saturday Night musical playlist is very diverse; Steely Dan, Whitesnake, 4-skins, Pussy Riot, Third Eye Blind, and a little Boney James.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:04 PM (dQvv7)

64 I do like Russian history having many books on the Napoleonic era

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:04 PM (2JoB8)

65 54 You & I looked at different branches, but same idea

I saw your branch but omitted it because Pixy generally stops me from posting if I write too much. Both branches end up with:

WK on g5 WP on g4 BK on g7 or h7 (possibly f7 in other branch -- I did not calculate that). But f7 is same as h7.

From these positions W must not move the pawn until he gets to the 6th rank or B may be able to draw.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 05:05 PM (nLrWw)

66 Some egghead thought it would be a great idea to introduce new wolves into northern idaho and Washington.
Buddy shot a deer last year but could not get to it in the brush two hours later before dark fell. Got out there the next day and the wolves had it down to bones.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 05:06 PM (axyOa)

67 56 1. Kf7 h5 (if ... Kh1 2. Kg6 and gobbles up Black's pawns)
2. Kf6 Kh6
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 04:53 PM (9BID/)

I don't think so. If 2.Kf6? then hxg4 3.hxg4 (pretty much forced) Kh6 4. Kf7 Kh7 draw.
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I agree 4. Kf7 is a blunder, but that's not in my solution. 4. Kf5 forces Black King to move away from defending the pawn

See #48 You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 04:55 PM solution. Variant on mine

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 05:07 PM (9BID/)

68
What's the longest you've owned a car?

I've had my Navigator for 20.5 years, so far. That's 40% of my life.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:07 PM (kK/B7)

69 NEVER MIND!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 05:08 PM (KbLYZ)

70 the tweet was in response to Perseverence landing, the dress was made in 1932


Yay! Mark one down for reading comprehension

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 05:09 PM (KbLYZ)

71 Diogenes
You know they're trying to introduce grizzlies into the state.
The North Cascades have seen them drift down from Canada. No reports of mask or vax status.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 05:09 PM (0CPkz)

72 "Wolves can be very dangerous. Especially to livestock."

A friend who lives in eastern Ontario tells me that there, the wolves are cross-breeding with coyotes. The hybrid combines the cunning and fearlessness of a coyote with the size and strength of a wolf. They're becoming a real problem in rural Ontario.

Posted by: Nemo at October 23, 2021 05:10 PM (S6ArX)

73 I should win an award... My Saturday Night musical playlist is very diverse; Steely Dan, Whitesnake, 4-skins, Pussy Riot, Third Eye Blind, and a little Boney James.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:04 PM (dQvv7),


I've been enjoying REO Speedwagon, Jefferson Starship, the Motels and Satie's Gymnopedie.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 05:10 PM (axyOa)

74 About that tailored coat: There's a reason coats like that are made from wool. Other fabrics just don't lend themselves to tailoring like that.

Posted by: KT at October 23, 2021 05:11 PM (0ghg2)

75 You know who's in favor of protecting wolves? People who will never see a wolf.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

76 The Rita Hayworth pic is interesting because she looks at the camera properly, while everyone around her is frozen in doofus-mode. There's a reason some people become models and others don't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2021 05:11 PM (OU+8W)

77 When we lived in Austin, husband used to swim at Barton Springs through most of the fall and winter. Brrr.

Anyway, one day he was approached by some Greenpeace kid asking him to sign a petition to outlaw whaling. Well, we'd recently been to the Makah Cultural and Research Center in Neah Bay, Washington. (You REALLY have to want to get there.) They have a large exhibit about Makah whaling. Traditionally, some guy had to jump into the frigid sea to sew the whale's mouth together to keep it from sinking. Wow.

He asked the kid what Greenpeace's position was on the indigenous Makah people's traditional right to take whales. He said the kid looked like his head was going to explode with trying to process the conflict. Good times.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 23, 2021 05:13 PM (fTtFy)

78 Second woman after horny French woman has great boobs and what look to be NBA size feet.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 05:00 PM (1ais2)

Flat's will do that. Do not get the gorgeous dress with flat, pointed toe shoes.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 23, 2021 05:13 PM (nWxPx)

79 Chess scene from "Thomas Crown Affair." Just because.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5bN73OnGmo

Posted by: MW at October 23, 2021 05:13 PM (u33s0)

80 You know who's in favor of protecting wolves? People who will never see a wolf.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Oh, sorta like urban CO v rural. What da ya know.

Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 05:14 PM (QC3yT)

81 This is a standard winning position for white. The pawn must not be moved until the Kings are on 6th and 8th ranks as the move may be required to preserve or gain opposition.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 04:55 PM (nLrWw)


No, I think the kings have to be on the 8th and 6th rank initially for White to win. This position, with the kings on 7 and 5, and the pawn on the 4th rank, is a draw.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:14 PM (94V0P)

82 I tend to keep cars for more than a decade. And I buy them when they are getting older anyway, these last 10-15 years. But I get everything fixed and I live where there is no rust. Once you get out of the monthly payment trap, it's not hard to have cash to fix them with. 500-1000 a month you don't mail out adds up quick and absolutely nothing you didn't find in a field needs 500-1000 a month to repair. I just wish I could find a decent reasonable painter cause the sun beats up the paint here.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (3/XaG)

83 I LOVE the red wool coat!

*swoon*

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (PzBTm)

84 An easy way to identify grizzly scat in the forest:

It smells like pepper spray and usually has whistles in it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (kTF2Z)

85 Wolf coyote hybrid?
I can see that. It'd scare the crap out of me to encounter one.
Mostly because there's almost never, one.
Duke, you're right. Idiots who never go into the mountains love them some predators. I never go out in the mountains here unless I'm armed. That frightens the Seattle hippies quite a lot.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (0CPkz)

86 Apertif! Hee hee. Yes, that's what I'm giving my old rich husband. I got it from my riding instructor.

Posted by: Painted Lady at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (7bRMQ)

87 You know they're trying to introduce grizzlies into the state.
The North Cascades have seen them drift down from Canada. No reports of mask or vax status.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 05:09 PM (0CPkz)


Not surprised.
There is a small moose herd that has drifted as far south as Pullman. The food chain moves so the predators do too, masks be damned!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

88 Remember the word.... enlightenment ?
Overused more often than a Chinese condom.

Which present day words are on the way to the graveyard? Concepts are welcome too.

Start off: ..fortify.....Australia.....Penthouse Letters....accidentally fornicating.....[ It happens. It is very possible for a WaterWiggle and Slip N Slide to be functioning in the same yard.]

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (295RA)

89 Good evening, horde!

I sure am glad we don't have to dress like the Apertif gal anymore.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 23, 2021 05:16 PM (OX9vb)

90 68
What's the longest you've owned a car?
I've had my Navigator for 20.5 years, so far. That's 40% of my life.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:07 PM (kK/B7)

15 years...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 05:16 PM (BgMrQ)

91
I've had my Navigator for 20.5 years, so far. That's 40% of my life.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:07 PM (kK/B7)

Pulled up behind this pickup, it looks a lot like mine but just a little different, it has a split tailgate and the lettering B L A C K W O O D.
wth

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (qrcf4)

92 Annie Haslam interviews on uTube.

Posted by: klaftern at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (taPSh)

93 I do not believe Chess is real.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (1ais2)

94 The National Review did its best to spin for Fauci's beagles. They are more than a disgrace.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (2DOZq)

95 https://legalinsurrection.com/remarkable joe bidens handlers conducted twitter-fact checks on him during cnn town hall event

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (2JoB8)

96 I should win an award... My Saturday Night musical playlist is very diverse; Steely Dan, Whitesnake, 4-skins, Pussy Riot, Third Eye Blind, and a little Boney James.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:04 PM (dQvv7),


I've been enjoying REO Speedwagon, Jefferson Starship, the Motels and Satie's Gymnopedie.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 05:10 PM


Troll status; udder failure.

All of the band names are about euphemisms for genitalia.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (dQvv7)

97
Lincoln Blackwoods were made for 1 year. Nice truck, but they never offered 4WD.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:18 PM (kK/B7)

98 The Lincoln Blackwood was an early 2000s attempt at a luxury truck. F-150 with fancy seats and gimmicks. Public still thought a fancy truck was silly so it didn't sell very well and was dropped quick.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 23, 2021 05:18 PM (3/XaG)

99 Art
Is there video of that?
I've done the same thing enough to have a reputation with those clowns. And, yes, you really have to want to go there to get to Neah Bay.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 05:18 PM (0CPkz)

100 Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (qrcf4)

Blackwood is a Lincoln model.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 23, 2021 05:18 PM (2DOZq)

101 Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (295RA)

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Those must be some powerful drugs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)

102
Once you get out of the monthly payment trap, it's not hard to have cash to fix them with. 500-1000 a month you don't mail out adds up quick and absolutely nothing you didn't find in a field needs 500-1000 a month to repair.
Posted by: Azjaeger


This is why I cannot understand Leasing a car. Makes no sense.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:19 PM (kK/B7)

103 As many cisgendered males might opine... I personally am not into dresses. Yes, they do look nice on women with the proper chromosomes.

sometimes

YMMV

goats optional

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2021 05:20 PM (BFigT)

104 This position, with the kings on 7 and 5, and the pawn on the 4th rank, is a draw.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:14 PM (94V0P)

I'll wait for your solutions. I thought it depends on which file the pawn is on as well.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 05:20 PM (nLrWw)

105 There's a reason some people become models and others don't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2021 05:11 PM (OU+8W)

They were looking at me. Men always looked at me like that.

Posted by: Rita! at October 23, 2021 05:20 PM (7bRMQ)

106 You know they're trying to introduce grizzlies into the state.

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Better grizzlies than muzzies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (d9FiS)

107 I do not believe Chess is real.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (1ais2)



Color me surprised.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (ZSK0i)

108 Just watched episode of King of the Hill. Arlen's strip joint is named Jugs Store Cowboy. Don't know how I missed that a decade ago.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

109 Melania looks gorgeous there.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (ONvIw)

110 All of the band names are about euphemisms for genitalia.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (dQvv7)


Hey, nice catch.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (94V0P)

111 107 I do not believe Chess is real.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 05:17 PM (1ais2)


Color me surprised.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (ZSK0i)

Thanks man

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (1ais2)

112 Kate and Melania are lovely, as always.

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2021 05:22 PM (PzBTm)

113
After the Blackwood, Lincoln made a new pickup called the LT, I think. Yes, it was just a really nice F-150. And you could get it with 4WD.

It sold pretty well, but it was shitcanned after a few years. Unfortunately, it came with the trash engine 5.4 3V.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:22 PM (kK/B7)

114 Last F-150 was 14 years

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:22 PM (2JoB8)

115 Anosaurus Wrecks
Inslee was just yesterday welcoming our new Afghani neighbors to WA state.
jay inslee can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 05:23 PM (0CPkz)

116 Love the red coat!

Posted by: Emmie at October 23, 2021 05:23 PM (6RgRK)

117
Ford realized it could just build really fancy pickups with silly names, put ridiculously price tags on them, and dummies will buy them.

Enter: Ford's "Platinum" models.

And the "King Ranch" edition.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:24 PM (kK/B7)

118 You know they're trying to introduce grizzlies into the state.

-
Better grizzlies than muzzies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

You mean we get a choice?

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2021 05:24 PM (PzBTm)

119 I'll wait for your solutions. I thought it depends on which file the pawn is on as well.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 05:20 PM (nLrWw)


Well, it could be that if the pawn is back one rank, it will give White the necessary tempo he needs to win.

Possibly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:24 PM (94V0P)

120
Which present day words are on the way to the graveyard? Concepts are welcome too.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 23, 2021 05:15 PM (295RA)

Freedom, liberty, individuality, character....

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 23, 2021 05:24 PM (nWxPx)

121 Purdy dresses today. Thanks, OM. That black lace midi dress is quite fetching.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 23, 2021 05:25 PM (ju2Fy)

122 104 This position, with the kings on 7 and 5, and the pawn on the 4th rank, is a draw.
...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:14 PM (94V0P)
I'll wait for your solutions. I thought it depends on which file the pawn is on as well.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 23, 2021 05:20 PM (nLrWw)
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Ditto. Never liked the endgame ...

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 05:25 PM (9BID/)

123 LOL regarding the cartoon. Good one.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 23, 2021 05:26 PM (ju2Fy)

124 Hey, nice catch.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:21 PM (94V0P)

So, you're saying he's a catcher, not a pitcher?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:26 PM (7bRMQ)

125 Great thread(s)!! Never knew chess was so hawt. Now let's hope the Movie Thread doesn't disappoint by lifting us up with something really inspiring and edifying like Bergman or Fellini or "Kill Bill" or "Mulhollond Drive."

Posted by: Caliban at October 23, 2021 05:27 PM (HgGBT)

126
Yeah, those Medicare Plus ads are getting ridiculous. They're everywhere. That at drug ads and you've got 90% of the ad time looks like (which time is getting longer and longer).

Add in the "Lume" cooter deodorant ads and that's all it is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 23, 2021 05:27 PM (Mzdiz)

127 I think the list of coincidences between Lincoln and Kennedy is pretty freaky assuming they are accurate.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 23, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

128 I missed most of the pet thread as I was looking after pets!
Had to go to kid1's house to check on and get the Keeshond outside. I got in the door but the child latch on the door from that laundry room to the kitchen broke, so I set of thee burglar alarm. I was able to get it open with a broom handle, but still had a lovely chat with the police.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:28 PM (ONvIw)

129 So Fauchi/NIH are torturing dogs.


Isn't animal abuse one of the FBI profiler criteria for serial killers?

These f****ing people need introduced to a wood chipper.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 05:28 PM (qIlCj)

130 Just give them an unlimited approval to take protesters as well. Even old ceremonies can change with the times.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 23, 2021 04:53 PM (eoQWY)

Flensing accidents happen all the time.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 05:28 PM (4I/2K)

131 Does anyone remember the name of that comic strip?

I used to read both Boston papers and the comics, every day. I remember liking that one. Robot Man was another good one, which eventually spun off into another whose name I can't remember. My brain is deleting all the old records.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2021 05:28 PM (OssQ4)

132 The shoes on that one woman in the pinkish embroidered dress make her feet look freakishly long. Lovecraftian almost.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 23, 2021 05:28 PM (m3XFr)

133 > And the "King Ranch" edition.

Ahh, yes. the $90K pickup truck for the socially connected.

My $35K Colorado while small meets our needs and is paid for.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2021 05:29 PM (BFigT)

134 Dr. Susan J Crockford keeps track of polar bears, she has a blog where she posts reports.

Posted by: Lirio100 at October 23, 2021 05:29 PM (uFOGo)

135
Best description of Fauci I've read to date is "an un-killable cockroach."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 23, 2021 05:30 PM (Mzdiz)

136 132 The shoes on that one woman in the pinkish embroidered dress make her feet look freakishly long. Lovecraftian almost.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 23, 2021 05:28 PM (m3XFr)

And she's got a weird pearl clutching vibe going on.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:30 PM (ONvIw)

137 Comic strip is Foxtrot

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2021 05:30 PM (PzBTm)

138 Oh boy, glad this little tidbit didn't hit the pet thread.

Evidently our good Dr Fauci, in the interests of "science", performed some horrific lab experiments using drugged dogs.

Said pups were placed with their heads in plastic boxes so that sandflies could have their way with them to the point of eating away all the dogs head tissues ...to what point is unclear.

#resignfauci is trending...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 05:31 PM (BgMrQ)

139 Better grizzlies than muzzies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

You mean we get a choice?
Posted by: Rosasharn

lightbulb moment

Let's introduce 2 million wetbacks and 100K muzzies to the deep forest.

Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 05:32 PM (QC3yT)

140 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Fox News' Chris Wallace: Jen Psaki is 'One of the Best Press Secretaries Ever'

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Yeah, Bagdad Barbie will tell the most obvious lies with no hint of shame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 23, 2021 05:32 PM (d9FiS)

141 And she's got a weird pearl clutching vibe going on.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:30 PM (ONvIw)

Eh, it's just the necklace.

Posted by: ZZT at October 23, 2021 05:32 PM (7bRMQ)

142 Ole Miss has some attractive cheerleaders.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)

143
#resignfauci is trending...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 05:31 PM (BgMrQ

He needs to be fired and prosecuted, cruel bastard...to pets and people, total sociopath

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:33 PM (ONvIw)

144 If Fauchi were a dog, he'd be a chihuahua.

Posted by: Caliban at October 23, 2021 05:33 PM (HgGBT)

145 Comic strip is Foxtrot
Posted by: Rosasharn

Thank you!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2021 05:33 PM (OssQ4)

146 -
Yeah, Bagdad Barbie will tell the most obvious lies with no hint of shame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 23, 2021 05:32 PM (d9FiS)
------------------

If she didn't trot out the party line she'd be fired in a NY minute.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 05:33 PM (qrcf4)

147 Fauci is just vicious...now he wants to experiment on kids. He's a monster

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:34 PM (ONvIw)

148 Bought a ten year old late 90's Oldsmobile Cutlass for a thousand bucks once, because poor. Made it last another decade, but it cost another thousand bucks every vehicle inspection.

It can be done, and financially it probably makes sense. But I don't wanna live like that if I can afford not to.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:34 PM (dQvv7)

149 Just saw a commercial for a movie about Fauci. Dear God in Heaven, do they really think this is what people are clamoring for?

Stupid times indeed.

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2021 05:34 PM (PzBTm)

150 Wut happened?

Posted by: Caliban at October 23, 2021 05:34 PM (HgGBT)

151 He needs to be fired and prosecuted, cruel bastard...to pets and people, total sociopath

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:33 PM (ONvIw)

PETA will go to the wall against him for the dogs, people, they don't care about. Mass murdering dogs >mass murdering people.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:35 PM (7bRMQ)

152 Eh, it's just the necklace.
Posted by: ZZT at October 23, 2021 05:32 PM (7bRMQ)

I don't see a necklace and she should have kept her eyes open. Not a good picture.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

153 150 Wut happened?
Posted by: Caliban at October 23, 2021 05:34 PM (HgGBT)

Wut "wut happened"???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 05:35 PM (BgMrQ)

154 If you buy a used vehicle and it costs a thousand a year to keep it up. Is it worth it. Thousand dollars is a lot of money.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 05:35 PM (qrcf4)

155
It should be interesting if Fauci goes down for low scale experiments on animals instead of planet wide experiments on humans.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:36 PM (dQvv7)

156 Only PETA is allowed to mass murder dogs, by golly!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2021 05:36 PM (PzBTm)

157 neverenoughcaffeine, dunno if you saw earlier- wanna say thank you for advising me to call the tree nursery. The guy who answered was very helpful.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 23, 2021 05:36 PM (YZG/i)

158 Wut "wut happened"???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 05:35 PM (BgMrQ)

Wut wut...in da butt

Posted by: Butters Scotch at October 23, 2021 05:36 PM (BgMrQ)

159 Too bad Fauci doesn't offend the Clintons.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 05:36 PM (qrcf4)

160 145 Comic strip is Foxtrot
Posted by: Rosasharn

Thank you!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2021 05:33 PM (OssQ4)

++++

Still being published online.
https://foxtrot.com/

Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 23, 2021 05:37 PM (vlXMQ)

161 I don't see a necklace and she should have kept her eyes open. Not a good picture.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

It already dripped off. She didn't see it coming.

Posted by: ZZT at October 23, 2021 05:37 PM (7bRMQ)

162 That tranny who's the number one doctor, is it a bastard or a bitch?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 23, 2021 05:37 PM (cSyAR)

163 PETA will go to the wall against him for the dogs, people, they don't care about. Mass murdering dogs >mass murdering people.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:35 PM (7bRMQ

As long as they get the bastard for something. Denying HCQ and IVM to people by shitty research was horrifically wrong, but the AMA went for it. God bless the fuckers from PETA if they can remove that wicked man

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:37 PM (ONvIw)

164 She can sure mate me in one.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at October 23, 2021 05:38 PM (3SFo/)

165 Tony Fauci has evidence that will put Hillary in prison. Pass it on.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 05:38 PM (kTF2Z)

166 162 That tranny who's the number one doctor, is it a bastard or a bitch?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 23, 2021 05:37 PM (cSyAR

It's an it, and an Admiral, Caligula appointed his horse's ass to high office.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:39 PM (ONvIw)

167 That tranny who's the number one doctor, is it a bastard or a bitch?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker j

Yes.

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2021 05:39 PM (PzBTm)

168 Coyotes can climb trees.

Feral cats worst enemy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 23, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

169 Fauci should be prosecuted funding a world wide epidemic and by their numbers killed 700,000

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:40 PM (2JoB8)

170 As long as they get the bastard for something. Denying HCQ and IVM to people by shitty research was horrifically wrong, but the AMA went for it. God bless the fuckers from PETA if they can remove that wicked man

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:37 PM (ONvIw)

It would be funny if they got him. Too bad nothing but jail time for the animal torture. Mass murder should get the gallows.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:40 PM (7bRMQ)

171 Opa yall. Went to the Greek Festival and got Greek food.

Posted by: f'd at October 23, 2021 05:40 PM (Tnijr)

172 169 Fauci should be prosecuted funding a world wide epidemic and by their numbers killed 700,000
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:40 PM (2JoB

I can't even imagine who else knew about that, except Ron Klain did.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:40 PM (ONvIw)

173 Browndog that little tidbit did hit the pet thread in the comments.

FIRE Fauci should be trending. In a truly just world he would be on trial for unleashing COVID-19. Funding the animal cruelty would be presented as extra evidence that Fauci had a Mengele mindset.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 05:42 PM (pxVvf)

174 1. Qxc5+ Bc6
2. Qxc6#

Posted by: jdgalt1 at October 23, 2021 05:43 PM (3SFo/)

175 Fauci should be prosecuted funding a world wide epidemic and by their numbers killed 700,000

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:40 PM


That's just the number in the USA. When PETA gets through with him he'll go down as the largest mass murderer in history. Right behind Michael Vicks.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 05:44 PM (dQvv7)

176 21 You are not supposed to dunk the biscuit in the Aperitif!
Posted by: NoOne NoHow

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 23, 2021 05:44 PM (OX9vb)

177 vmom. You're welcome. I once over watered a forsythia, which is pretty much a weed and difficult to kill. I managed to eradicate it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 05:44 PM (2NHgQ)

178 79 Chess scene from "Thomas Crown Affair." Just because.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5bN73OnGmo
Posted by: MW at October 23, 2021 05:13 PM (u33s0)


Sexiest chess game ever.

I think this clip is better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH8eJsvVxSo

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:45 PM (94V0P)

179 I wonder where the Nuremberg trials were held? Poetic justice if Fauci were tried there and ended up like the last guys there....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:45 PM (7bRMQ)

180 Does Chris Wallace have a bunch of cats?

Posted by: klaftern at October 23, 2021 05:45 PM (taPSh)

181 They knew that what they did with covid would eventually get out. That's what holding the Jan 6 protesters and siccing the FBI on protesters is all about. Intimidation.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 05:45 PM (kTF2Z)

182 Posted by: jdgalt1 at October 23, 2021 05:43 PM (3SFo/)

Good.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 05:45 PM (94V0P)

183 173 Browndog that little tidbit did hit the pet thread in the comments.
...
Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 05:42 PM (pxVvf)

I hit the pet thread early in the content, and didn't check back as it's been a slow day in the comment section #TxMoMe

I just caught drift of this on some of my SM feeds and thought it was worthy of a look see.

Posted by: Butters Scotch at October 23, 2021 05:46 PM (BgMrQ)

184
FIRE Fauci should be trending. In a truly just world he would be on trial for unleashing COVID-19. Funding the animal cruelty would be presented as extra evidence that Fauci had a Mengele mindset.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 05:42 PM (pxVvf)

Totally a sign of sociopathy

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:46 PM (ONvIw)

185 https://tinyurl.com/ku8my2bj

Dr It is in this 20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Be warned not safe if out of mind bleach

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:47 PM (2JoB8)

186 /off South Park sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 05:47 PM (BgMrQ)

187 The beagle story was out a couple of weeks ago. Read it somewhere, maybe DM. If PETA hasn't outed him yet it ain't happening.
I have a beagle and it sickens me.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 05:47 PM (2NHgQ)

188 Well, weird news today. Seems little bro is MIA. I haven't talked to him since spring. We are on the outs. A friend called me today and he hasn't returned any calls for over a week.


Drunk texting grandma from last night hasn't responded since I said I wasn't her grandkid. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 05:47 PM (QC3yT)

189 "I wonder where the Nuremberg trials were held..."

They were held in Chicago.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 23, 2021 05:47 PM (Ocv6A)

190 Amazing advancement in artificial humans going on in Korea. That Asian model almost looks lifelike....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:48 PM (7bRMQ)

191 Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 05:49 PM (vuisn)

192 Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 05:49 PM (vuisn)

Ed Asner

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rage-oholic at October 23, 2021 05:50 PM (x8Wzq)

193 174 1. Qxc5+ Bc6
2. Qxc6#
Posted by: jdgalt1 at October 23, 2021 05:43 PM (3SFo/)
===============
To more eloquently express O.M.'s hint:
The defensive power of a pinned piece is only imaginary. - Nimzovich

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 05:50 PM (9BID/)

194 Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 05:49 PM (vuisn)

------------

Mr and Mrs Grant.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 05:50 PM (kTF2Z)

195 Hey, all,

I'm back from taking the late Wolf, the big black cat, to the vet in preparation for his cremation next week. Thanks to all for your good thoughts. I hope I can do him the honor of speaking about him the same way I did when he was here, not whitewashing his personality or making him out to be an angel.

A couple of weeks ago I bought a new estate pipe -- black, rough-surfaced, and with a big bowl. I often nickname my pipes. This one clearly will become the "Wolf pipe."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2021 05:51 PM (c6xtn)

196 187: Well I think more of the world is learning about the story. PETA cares less about critters, but they'll have to push on this if it is trending enough.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 05:51 PM (pxVvf)

197 Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 05:49 PM (vuisn)

Ginger Grant, Lou Grant, Cary Grant....

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:51 PM (ONvIw)

198 Infidel, on the outs or not, I hope your brother is ok somewhere.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 23, 2021 05:51 PM (OX9vb)

199 Is it time to say FJB?

Any shouts being heard at today's college games?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 23, 2021 05:51 PM (4ZE6o)

200 "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?"

Maybe a joker named Horace? He ain't dead yet so maybe get the slab prepped. JIC

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 23, 2021 05:52 PM (Ocv6A)

201
Austria is about to go there: house arrest for the unvaccinated:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-10123357

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 23, 2021 05:52 PM (Mzdiz)

202
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-10123357
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 23, 2021 05:52 PM (Mzdiz)

You'd think fauci-flu was anthrax

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:53 PM (ONvIw)

203 Wolfus that is sad

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 05:54 PM (2JoB8)

204 he shoes on that one woman in the pinkish embroidered dress make her feet look freakishly long. Lovecraftian almost.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 23, 2021


***
In compensation, the blonde just below her, in black, has a very nice arch curve.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2021 05:54 PM (c6xtn)

205 It's official. Clemson is a sad shadow of itself. They lost again. Dabbo isn't happy. Really bad offense.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 05:55 PM (2NHgQ)

206 Sorry for your loss, Wolfus

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:55 PM (ONvIw)

207 I had a dog named Aurelius once.

Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:56 PM (ONvIw)

208 Wolfus that is sad
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021


***
I wonder how I'm going to get to sleep tonight. I don't drink any more, and melatonin helps me doze off, but I don't usually stay asleep as long as I should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2021 05:56 PM (c6xtn)

209 Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 05:49 PM (vuisn)

Ginger Grant, Lou Grant, Cary Grant....
Posted by: CN...FJB at October 23, 2021 05:51 PM (ONvIw)

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Grant Wood, Grant Deed, Grant Committee Chairman...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 05:56 PM (VxC1e)

210 "I wonder where the Nuremberg trials were held..."

Wolfsburg. Which, coincidentally, is not near The Wolf's Lair, it being in Poland, about 15km from Ketryzn.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

211 179 I wonder where the Nuremberg trials were held? Poetic justice if Fauci were tried there and ended up like the last guys there....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:45 PM (7bRMQ)
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Reference to Nuremberg, gave me a thought:
We know the US cucks, er courts won't stop Biden from forcing experimental, non-FDA approved vaccines on the population, so is it possible to take him to the World Court?

Hey, if it's good enough for the Nazi's, it's good enough for the current tyrants: Binden, Trudeaux, and the Australia & New Zealand tyrants.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 05:57 PM (9BID/)

212 > Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2021 05:58 PM (BFigT)

213 If Pitt wins the ACC, well shit.

SMOD maybe?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2021 05:59 PM (VnZdJ)

214 Thanks April. Not sure how I feel. But it is odd he hasn't responded to such an old friend. I've always expected to get a call from the local SO saying they found him dead. When I received the NV call while running errands today, that was what I thought it was. I was dreading listening to the vm.

Life is what it is.

Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 06:00 PM (QC3yT)

215 Reichsfuhrer Schallenburger running a Dictatorship
We seen how story this ends

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:00 PM (2JoB8)

216

So when a friendly cat comes up for a brief cheek rub or something most of us usually call it a 'scritch'... Where did that word come from and how did we all come to adopt it?

Saturday afternoon cheers to everyone!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 23, 2021 06:01 PM (3xc2d)

217 In compensation, the blonde just below her, in black, has a very nice arch curve.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2021 05:54 PM (c6xtn)

Nice feet, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 06:01 PM (4I/2K)

218 Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

Some conspiracy theory says the trials were held inside Grants Tomb.

Dumb theory, if you ask me.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 23, 2021 06:01 PM (Ocv6A)

219 he shoes on that one woman in the pinkish embroidered dress make her feet look freakishly long. Lovecraftian almost.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 23, 2021

***
In compensation, the blonde just below her, in black, has a very nice arch curve.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2021 05:54 PM (c6xtn)

I was going to comment that her pointy-toed shoes complimented her feet.

That sucks about your cat. My dog passed away almost a year ago and I still half-expect her to be on her bed looking up when I come home at night.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 23, 2021 06:02 PM (m3XFr)

220 World Court is run by Marxists, they are always out to get Israel for apartheid

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:02 PM (2JoB8)

221 Austria is about to go there: house arrest for the unvaccinated:


In Austria: seven-day cases average soared to 228.5 per 100,000, up from 152.5 last week

My PA county is over 650 cases per 100,000 but F Joe Biden is precedent (of unprecedented voter fraud), so no big deal.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 06:03 PM (dQvv7)

222 How much wood could a Grant Wood grant if a Grant Wood could grant wood?

Posted by: klaftern at October 23, 2021 06:03 PM (taPSh)

223 Wolfsburg. Which, coincidentally, is not near The Wolf's Lair, it being in Poland, about 15km from Ketryzn.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

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Nein. It was in East Prussia. EAST PRUSSIA.

Poland. Ptui!

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 23, 2021 06:04 PM (VxC1e)

224 Reference to Nuremberg, gave me a thought:
We know the US cucks, er courts won't stop Biden from forcing experimental, non-FDA approved vaccines on the population, so is it possible to take him to the World Court?

Hey, if it's good enough for the Nazi's, it's good enough for the current tyrants: Binden, Trudeaux, and the Australia & New Zealand tyrants.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 05:57 PM (9BID/)

Not interested in opening that can of worms.

Meaning, I'm not interested in the World Court, The UN or any other worldwide organization getting involved in our business here on US soil....uhhh uhhh, now way Jose!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 06:04 PM (BgMrQ)

225 I almost love Kate's outfit today. Only when I saw how long it was, dragging in the parking lot she was walking through it mars it for me. Oh well, its not like I have either the figure or the $$ to try to copy any of the fashions.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 06:04 PM (pxVvf)

226 Austria is about to go there: house arrest for the unvaccinated:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-10123357
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 23, 2021 05:52 PM (Mzdiz)


The Vax of the Beast.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 06:04 PM (axyOa)

227 After all the things I am supposed to follow "the science" on, I am beginning to think that Chemtrails are a thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 06:05 PM (KbLYZ)

228 IF YOU GO OUTSIDE YOU MIGHT GET THE SNIFFLES! STAY SAFE!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 06:06 PM (kTF2Z)

229 Science can bite me. How many times has Science been wrong, hmmm?

Posted by: f'd at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

230 Advanced proposed solution:

1. Kf7 h5 2. Kf6 Kh6 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (ZhFQR)

231 Wolfus you don't need anything

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (2JoB8)

232 So when a friendly cat comes up for a brief cheek rub or something most of us usually call it a 'scritch'... Where did that word come from and how did we all come to adopt it?
Saturday afternoon cheers to everyone!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 23, 2021 06:01 PM (3xc2d)


It comes from a Peanuts cartoon.
Charlie tells Lucy that Snoopy doesn't like to be scratched, he likes to be "scritched"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (KbLYZ)

233 Get the children, Maria. We're leaving.

Posted by: Capt. Von Trapp at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (VxC1e)

234 Great red coat! , and the sparkly pink dress is lovely, but it's not a very good picture of the model.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2021 06:08 PM (ueGNX)

235 can see that. It'd scare the crap out of me to encounter one.
Mostly because there's almost never, one.
Duke, you're right. Idiots who never go into the mountains love them some predators. I never go out in the mountains here unless I'm armed. That frightens the Seattle hippies quite a lot.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at

Here's a short video of a wolfpack following Yellowstone buffalo. Wait until the buffalo pass the truck.

https://tinyurl.com/e9vesk8s

Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2021 06:09 PM (68WvR)

236 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2021 06:09 PM (arJlL)

237 these mask nazis are bullies, my middle schooler went to a HS football game and a crazy lady in a black coat came over an made a group of them wear masks outside where the 7 of them had a whole section of bleachers to themselves.

he told me about it and I went and stood maskless about 3 feet from her and sorta just stared at her for a few seconds. she avoid my gaze and did not make a peep


fuck these people and fuck their silly rules and their silly language rules

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 06:09 PM (bTQ72)

238 The Indians invented chess. The Indians invented zero. But the chess board is indexed from 1, not 0.

I smell shenanigans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2021 06:10 PM (6FeV1)

239 Mmmm...Oktoberfest....and Melania.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 23, 2021 06:11 PM (ufFY8)

240 . I once over watered a forsythia, which is pretty much a weed and difficult to kill. I managed to eradicate it.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Apparently I was overwatering the weeping cherry - watered it every day instead of once a week. I am now forbidden from watering it for the rest of the year.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 23, 2021 06:11 PM (YZG/i)

241
Get the children, Maria. We're leaving.

Posted by: Capt. Von Trapp at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM


Hums, 'The Hills are Alive' While Strafing the Von Trapp family.

Posted by: Henschel Hs 123 at October 23, 2021 06:11 PM (dQvv7)

242 How much wood could a Grant Wood grant if a Grant Wood could grant wood?
Posted by: klaftern at October 23, 2021 06:03 PM (taPSh)


Schwing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2021 06:12 PM (6FeV1)

243 science aka as scientific method is a useful learning tool. Science is the commie's substitute religion since they hate god, and the mindless worship rituals by a deliberately dumbed down population because "Science says" are awful.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 06:13 PM (pxVvf)

244 Reference to Nuremberg, gave me a thought:
We know the US cucks, er courts won't stop Biden from forcing experimental, non-FDA approved vaccines on the population, so is it possible to take him to the World Court?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 23, 2021 05:57 PM (9BID/)


Funny man. Do the joke about the rabbit and the bear, would you?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 06:13 PM (KbLYZ)

245 They have 0 evidence anyone ever got Covid outside by air alone.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:14 PM (2JoB8)

246 fuck these people and fuck their silly rules and their silly language rules
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 06:09 PM (bTQ72)

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This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at October 23, 2021 06:14 PM (VxC1e)

247 Get the children, Maria. We're leaving.

Posted by: Capt. Von Trapp at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM

Hums, 'The Hills are Alive' While Strafing the Von Trapp family.
Posted by: Henschel Hs 123 at October 23, 2021 06:11 PM (dQvv7)

*Blows whistle (and any chance with Leisl)*

Posted by: Kurt at October 23, 2021 06:14 PM (4I/2K)

248 vmom. Live and learn or water and learn as the case may be.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 06:14 PM (2NHgQ)

249 Turtle Bay needs a cleansing fire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2021 06:15 PM (VnZdJ)

250 Will Steve McQueen Fall Into Faye Dunaway's Mating Trap?

===

*SPOILERS AHEAD!!!*

Yes.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 06:16 PM (V13WU)

251 241 That would be Korvetten Kapitan Von Trapp , Austrian Navy when they had one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 23, 2021 06:16 PM (C1Lsn)

252 I had the joy of spending about 3.5 hours at the urgent care clinic this morning / afternoon. Nothing big, but I could've saved everybody a lot of time (and my insurance company a lot of money) if the doc had just trusted me and written a scrip for antibiotics. But noooo, we gotta get blood and fire up the big whirlly machine and take pictures of your guts before we write the scrip.
The weather here isn't very pleasant right now, so I can't even go outside and play with all the new ham radio stuff I've accumulated over the past couple of weeks. Hmmmph...

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2021 06:16 PM (pnSpv)

253 Aw, man, i thought Kurt actually made a cogent human joke for one, but it was just the count.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2021 06:17 PM (6FeV1)

254 sooooock faaaaail

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 06:17 PM (KbLYZ)

255 247 Get the children, Maria. We're leaving.

Posted by: Capt. Von Trapp at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM

Hums, 'The Hills are Alive' While Strafing the Von Trapp family.
Posted by: Henschel Hs 123 at October 23, 2021 06:11 PM (dQvv7)

*Blows whistle (and any chance with Leisl)*
Posted by: Kurt at October 23, 2021 06:14 PM (4I/2K)

I read this and was like: are the trolls going off script? Was kind of pondering that, then remembered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2021 06:17 PM (csEWM)

256 245 Exchanging body fluid or food is another matter

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:17 PM (2JoB8)

257 Sorry, Pablo. Hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2021 06:17 PM (ueGNX)

258 Get the children, Maria. We're leaving.

Posted by: Capt. Von Trapp at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM

Hums, 'The Hills are Alive' While Strafing the Von Trapp family.
Posted by: Henschel Hs 123 at October 23, 2021 06:11 PM (dQvv7)

*Blows whistle (and any chance with Leisl)*
Posted by: Kurt Rolfe at October 23, 2021 06:14 PM (4I/2K)

Gotterdammerung!

Posted by: Rolfe at October 23, 2021 06:18 PM (4I/2K)

259 wonder where the Nuremberg trials were held? Poetic justice if Fauci were tried there and ended up like the last guys there....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 05:45 PM (7bRMQ)

Apparently, some of the guards at Nuremberg were former Lithuanian Waffen SS.

Here is a Mark Felton video on the topic and with that I'm off to watch the Montana grizzlies.

https://tinyurl.com/vub3mnn4

Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2021 06:18 PM (68WvR)

260 Opa yall. Went to the Greek Festival and got Greek food.


==

How unusual !

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 06:18 PM (V13WU)

261 Feel better PabloD

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 23, 2021 06:18 PM (YZG/i)

262 Why Greek fest now ? It is usually a June thing.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 06:18 PM (V13WU)

263 That would be Korvetten Kapitan Von Trapp , Austrian Navy when they had one.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 23, 2021 06:16 PM (C1Lsn)


When the Austrians rented a seaport in Trieste.

The Italians are rioting against the Vax passport in Trieste now.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 06:19 PM (KbLYZ)

264 230 Advanced proposed solution:

1. Kf7 h5 2. Kf6 Kh6 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (ZhFQR)


Sorry, that line ends in a draw.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:19 PM (94V0P)

265 245 They have 0 evidence anyone ever got Covid outside by air alone.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:14 PM (2JoB
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If they know what the main vector is they aren't telling. MASK UP

Even the Front Line Drs don't talk of a main vector. It's probably the same as any flu/cold.

Don't let anyone get in your face, keep hands off face and wash them often.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 06:19 PM (qrcf4)

266 I read this and was like: are the trolls going off script? Was kind of pondering that, then remembered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2021 06:17 PM (csEWM)

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Cloggenstein starts spelling correctly and Kurt gains a wit.

The end times approacheth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 06:19 PM (VxC1e)

267 You know that ideas for tv shows are completely bereft of an originality when you see an ad for CSI:Vegas. Yes, they are regurgitating, I mean resurrecting it from the ashes of CBs/Paramont.
I've been drinking so disreagrd my spelling and grammar. Another cocktail waiter!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 06:20 PM (2NHgQ)

268 68
What's the longest you've owned a car?

I've had my Navigator for 20.5 years, so far. That's 40% of my life.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:07 PM (kK/B7)
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1989 Chevy Silverado K2500, from 1999-2019. RIP.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (lNHqD)

269 249 Turtle Bay needs a cleansing fire.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2021 06:15 PM (VnZdJ)
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When the Atlantic hurricanes come I've obliquely, if it is His will, suggested that they go straight up the Potomac.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (qrcf4)

270 Thanks, fen and vmom. It's a mild diverticulitis flare-up. Cipro should knock it down in short order. The only lame part is the fact that I'm on a liquid diet for the next couple of days.

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (pnSpv)

271 The Lithuanians were the worst. Sadists to a man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (VxC1e)

272 Kurt was the always hungry Von Trapp kid. Got a little confused in all the excitement of an escape attempt.

Posted by: Rolfe at October 23, 2021 06:22 PM (4I/2K)

273 PabloD. No flagel? They always gave me the combo of it and Cipro. Hated it because no alcohol allowed.
Hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 06:24 PM (2NHgQ)

274 259 I knew a guy up in Erie, now gone, who was one of the Army photographers at Nuremberg. He had some scrap books, real deal with official photos. The one he got a chuckle out of was of a liberated Pole delivering a meal, all smiles. It was a last meal .

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 23, 2021 06:24 PM (C1Lsn)

275 Hello everyone. Kate's dress is quite princess like.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2021 06:24 PM (Nyumu)

276 Hey everybody. Hey Chess Thread! Hey OregonMuse!

BREAKING NEWS: Alec Baldwin has killed again!!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 06:24 PM (L2ZTs)

277 Evenin'
(sips a beer)

mmmm, Greek food. Love Greek food. There is a little place up the road from me call The Balkan Grill. The food is fantastic. Some Greek, mostly Turkish. They have an interesting variety of food in the store that is next to the little restaurant.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 06:24 PM (QFVV9)

278 What's the longest you've owned a car?

I've had my Navigator for 20.5 years, so far. That's 40% of my life.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:07 PM (kK/B7)
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1989 Chevy Silverado K2500, from 1999-2019. RIP.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (lNHqD)

I've had my present car for 6 years.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 23, 2021 06:24 PM (cSyAR)

279 1989 Chevy Silverado K2500, from 1999-2019. RIP.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (lNHqD)
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Good show. Had an '84 and it was a *!_, the damn Dodge hung together better.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 06:25 PM (qrcf4)

280 267 You know that ideas for tv shows are completely bereft of an originality when you see an ad for CSI:Vegas. Yes, they are regurgitating, I mean resurrecting it from the ashes of CBs/Paramont.
I've been drinking so disreagrd my spelling and grammar. Another cocktail waiter!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2021 06:20 PM (2NHgQ)

I actually saw bits of an episode in the break room a couple weeks ago. Gil Grissom and Sarah Sidle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2021 06:25 PM (csEWM)

281 Although the Suburban with the 6.2 made it to 350K.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 06:26 PM (qrcf4)

282 Wished I had closed the deal with Leisl. I'm telling you son that it ain't no fun staring straight down a T-34.

Posted by: Rolfe at October 23, 2021 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

283 Cloggenstein starts spelling correctly and Kurt gains a wit.

The end times approacheth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021


I had to search the Kurt' nic as Plan A. Plan B was to hide under my bed.

Plan C is to put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 23, 2021 06:27 PM (dQvv7)

284 All you need is Homicide: Life on The Streets and The Shield and Justified.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 06:27 PM (1ais2)

285 The best baklava is Greek baklava. Mideastern is too dry. The Greeks drown it syrup. Mmmm.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 23, 2021 06:27 PM (OX9vb)

286 qdpsteve the guy die?

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:28 PM (2JoB8)

287 My old Dodge truck I was trying to give away I got about 1987.

Posted by: f'd at October 23, 2021 06:28 PM (Tnijr)

288 270 Thanks, fen and vmom. It's a mild diverticulitis flare-up. Cipro should knock it down in short order. The only lame part is the fact that I'm on a liquid diet for the next couple of days.
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (pnSpv)

Pablo,

Was there another choice other than Cipro? That stuff has a Black Box warning on it for a reason.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 06:28 PM (BgMrQ)

289 Here is a Mark Felton video on the topic and with that I'm off to watch the Montana grizzlies.

https://tinyurl.com/vub3mnn4

Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2021 06:18 PM (68WvR)

Saw it. Anyway, out til tomorrow. Or late ONT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2021 06:29 PM (7bRMQ)

290 neverenoughcaffeine - they also prescribed flagyl, but it was listed under its generic name or something like that. I didn't see it on the paperwork at first.
No alcohol??? How tf do they expect me to survive if I have to eat a bland diet AND be sober???

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2021 06:29 PM (8akfU)

291 284 All you need is Homicide: Life on The Streets and The Shield and Justified.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 06:27 PM (1ais2)

My god, that made sense. You OK Theo?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 06:29 PM (BgMrQ)

292 YouTube bans Rapper's Let's Go Brandon song

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

293 I really do not appreciate the randos in a GM commercial preaching to me about how wonderful electric cars are.

LOLGF.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2021 06:30 PM (ufFY8)

294 I'm good thanks for asking man

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 06:30 PM (1ais2)

295 Wife has owned her Super Bee since '68. Of course it spent some years not running.

Posted by: Ronster at October 23, 2021 06:32 PM (tCbea)

296 Skip,

Youtube also removed themselves from the Roku platform. They're a monster. Nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 06:32 PM (QFVV9)

297 He said, "Hey Kraut fella with the hair colored yella,
what's you trying to prove?
'Cause that's my country back there and I'm a Red that cares
So this is going to be all for you."
*fire!*

Posted by: Rolfe at October 23, 2021 06:32 PM (4I/2K)

298 YouTube bans Rapper's Let's Go Brandon song

Surprised it lasted this long.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2021 06:33 PM (Xrfse)

299 Greek Festival is going on near my AO at one of those Eastern Ortho Church's.

Good folks and great food.

Plus the wimmens...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 23, 2021 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

300 293 I really do not appreciate the randos in a GM commercial preaching to me about how wonderful electric cars are.

LOLGF.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2021 06:30 PM (ufFY

I was watching some senior Tour Golf today. The sponsor was Dominion Energy, and every f'n commercial they ran extolled their virtuous solar and wind program.

Liars!!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 06:34 PM (BgMrQ)

301 He said, "Hey Kraut fella with the hair colored yella,
what's you trying to prove?
'Cause that's my country back there and I'm a Red that cares
So this is going to be all for you."
*fire!*
Posted by: Rolfe at October 23, 2021 06:32 PM (4I/2K)

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Ok, here's three steps for you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

302 solutions should be up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:34 PM (94V0P)

303 No one told me Mike Tirico is a manlet?

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 23, 2021 06:34 PM (1ais2)

304 Thank you Kindletot! Somewhere there is a horde member that knows the answer to every single question. If only we could pool that knowledge, we could rule the universe!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 23, 2021 06:35 PM (3xc2d)

305 299 Plus the wimmens. Who have discovered eyebrow control.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 23, 2021 06:36 PM (C1Lsn)

306 264 230 Advanced proposed solution:

1. Kf7 h5 2. Kf6 Kh6 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (ZhFQR)

Sorry, that line ends in a draw.
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No. It does not. Black king is forced to move from defending pawn.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:37 PM (BGpql)

307 Youtube also removed themselves from the Roku platform. They're a monster. Nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 06:32 PM (QFVV9)


Huh. I have a Roku box and YouTube is one of the options I selected in the past. So I checked just now and it's still there, and still works.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:38 PM (94V0P)

308 PETA won't go against Fauci because they are both on the same side.

Posted by: Megthered at October 23, 2021 06:38 PM (6jQ9h)

309 I imagine the txmome is in full swing, So jealous.

Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 06:39 PM (QC3yT)

310
The beginner's problem looks like mate in one move. What am I missing?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 23, 2021 06:39 PM (2iDSr)

311 So jealous.
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 06:39 PM (QC3yT)

#metoo

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 23, 2021 06:40 PM (YZG/i)

312 309 I imagine the txmome is in full swing, So jealous.
Posted by: Infidel

Yeah, me, too. Maybe next year.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 23, 2021 06:42 PM (OX9vb)

313 I do hope everyone is having a great time in Texas, can't imagine what it would be like.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

314 Me too. long trip, couldn't afford. Hope they are having fun tho

Posted by: skywch at October 23, 2021 06:44 PM (QVgqY)

315 What's the longest you've owned a car?

I've had my Navigator for 20.5 years, so far. That's 40% of my life.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 05:07 PM (kK/B7)
-------------------

1989 Chevy Silverado K2500, from 1999-2019. RIP.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 06:21 PM (lNHqD)
***

BMW 330ci. 2008 to present. And only 45k miles.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 06:45 PM (axyOa)

316 264 230 Advanced proposed solution:

1. Kf7 h5 2. Kf6 Kh6 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:07 PM (ZhFQR)

Sorry, that line ends in a draw.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:19 PM (94V0P)

Better yet... Lets play it out.

1. Kf7 your move.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:47 PM (BGpql)

317 No. It does not. Black king is forced to move from defending pawn.
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:37 PM (BGpql)


You're right.

BUT...

Black would never play 2...Kh6. The line starting with 2...Kh8 is a draw: 2...Kh8 3.Kxg5 hxg4 4.hxg4 Kg7 5.Kf5 Kf7 6.g5 Kg7 7.g6 Kg8 8.g7 Kxg7

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:50 PM (94V0P)

318 I imagine the txmome is in full swing, So jealous.
Posted by: Infidel


I saw a news report that the Texas NG is now guarding parts of the border but the picture didn't look like the border. It showed a line of BBQs, a pile of empty beer bottles and people running around half nakid.
Surely not our horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 06:50 PM (axyOa)

319 I imagine the txmome is in full swing, So jealous.
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 06:39 PM (QC3yT)
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They're probably getting into the 'que, now. SMH as DJ.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 23, 2021 06:51 PM (IcPPU)

320 1. Kf7 your move.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:47 PM (BGpql)


1...h5

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:51 PM (94V0P)

321 1996-2012 94 model BMW E36 325is with about 150K most of those miles "at speed."

"At speed" being 100MPH+

It was my commuter car. Monterey, CA to Palo Alto, CA for 4 years. 100 miles one way. Typically done in about 90 minutes. 0400hrs morning.

Many tickets most unpaid because fuck CA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2021 06:52 PM (BFigT)

322 2.Kf6

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:53 PM (BGpql)

323 YT is bailing Roku on Dec 6 unless they get preferential treatment.

Something like their own separate dock instead of being with the rest of those riff-raff channels.

*eye roll*

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2021 06:53 PM (5NkmN)

324 We have movie sign!

Posted by: Bete at October 23, 2021 06:53 PM (Ojki1)

325
I hope tonight's movie post is What's Your Favorite Alec Baldwin Movie?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 23, 2021 06:54 PM (kK/B7)

326 Ps. LOVE your thread Oregon.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:55 PM (BGpql)

327 322 2.Kf6
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:53 PM (BGpql)


2...Kh8

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:55 PM (94V0P)

328 326 Ps. LOVE your thread Oregon.
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:55 PM (BGpql)


Thanks.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:55 PM (94V0P)

329 307 Youtube also removed themselves from the Roku platform. They're a monster. Nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 06:32 PM (QFVV9)

Huh. I have a Roku box and YouTube is one of the options I selected in the past. So I checked just now and it's still there, and still works.
Posted by: OregonMuse



I just read about it this morning. Breitbart I think. I was at work so didn't get the chance to check.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 06:56 PM (QFVV9)

330 BMW 330ci. 2008 to present. And only 45k miles.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 06:45 PM (axyOa)

You've obviously given up looking for that "honest man".

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 06:56 PM (BgMrQ)

331 3. Kf7
Youre welcome.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:57 PM (BGpql)

332 Kf5
F.mking autocorrect

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:59 PM (BGpql)

333 331 3. Kf7
Youre welcome.
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 06:57 PM (BGpql)


3...hxg4

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 06:59 PM (94V0P)

334 Longest I've owned a car? The '84 Ford Escort. Purchased new in early 1985, after the Volvo I had burned up while I was driving it. (Yes, I got out, obviously.) I traded the Escort in late 1991, so 6.5 long, long years. The thing was gutless (I think 85 hp, and the A/C loaded it down), it began to rust early around the hatchback, and it stranded me or caused me a major $$ repair every year I had it.

When I bought the '89 Olds Cutlass coupe, I handed the guy the Escort's keys and never looked back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2021 07:00 PM (c6xtn)

335 1. Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:02 PM (BGpql)

336 Apparently, some of the guards at Nuremberg were former Lithuanian Waffen SS.

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I've mentioned a couple of times the Netflix documentary Final Account in which former Nazis and accessories are interviewed as they are rapidly approaching the rainbow bridge. Many excuses are made. One former SS guy says he was with the good part of the SS, not the bad part of the SS. None says, "I did it and I'm sorry." One guy is completely unrepentant although he allows that Hitler may have gone a bit too far in some instances.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 23, 2021 07:03 PM (d9FiS)

337 1. Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:04 PM (94V0P)

338 Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7 5. Kxg5

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:06 PM (BGpql)

339 Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7 5. Kxg5 Kg7

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:08 PM (94V0P)

340
1. Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7 5. Kxg5 Kg7 6. Kf5

Ps. Thanks for being my brother/sister in chess.


Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:10 PM (BGpql)

341 The Youtube app on Roku is pathetically bad.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 23, 2021 07:11 PM (+56GQ)

342 1. Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7 5. Kxg5 Kg7 6. Kf5 Kf7

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:14 PM (94V0P)

343
1. Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7 5. Kxg5 Kg7 6. Kf5 Kf7 7. g5

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:17 PM (BGpql)

344 1. Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7 5. Kxg5 Kg7 6. Kf5 Kf7 7. g5 Kg7

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:21 PM (94V0P)

345 8. g6

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:22 PM (h8WJG)

346 8...Kg8

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:25 PM (94V0P)

347 First Time? Hold My Montrachet.

I think we're the only ones here now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:27 PM (94V0P)

348 9.Kg5

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:27 PM (h8WJG)

349 If she is the trap, then I say let her take me away. In this house, we respect pronouns, and girls chasing boys chasing girls bearing babies.

Posted by: n.n at October 23, 2021 07:27 PM (qfsFY)

350 9...Kg7

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:30 PM (94V0P)

351 Lol. Yes. Probably.
A long as I dont leave you on a position with not moves. I can convert the pawn.
Love your thread dude.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:31 PM (h8WJG)

352
(black to move)
1. Kf5 Kh8 2. Kf6 h5 3. Kf5 hxg4 4. hxg4 Kh7 5. Kxg5 Kg7 6. Kf5 Kf7 7. g5 Kg7 8. g6 Kg8 9. Kg5 Kg7 10. Kh5

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:32 PM (h8WJG)

353 Oregon. My bad. You are correct sir.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:34 PM (h8WJG)

354 10...Kg8

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:34 PM (94V0P)

355 11.Kh6

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:41 PM (h8WJG)

356 11...Kh8

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:42 PM (94V0P)

357 100 % this becomes a draw. My bad.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:43 PM (h8WJG)

358 My apologies.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:43 PM (h8WJG)

359 100 % this becomes a draw. My bad.

358 My apologies.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 23, 2021 07:43 PM (h8WJG)


No apology necessary. Endgames are damn tricky bastards.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 23, 2021 07:51 PM (94V0P)

360 Longest owned car: Chevy Cavalier, had it 23 years! Only sold it because it was nickel 'n' diming me to death.

I would joke that it wasn't built on a Monday morning OR a Friday afternoon.

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2021 08:55 PM (dB4Iz)

361

Blondie blow the froth off mine.

Posted by: Saf at October 24, 2021 05:52 AM (PgqFp)

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