Literal Violence Cafe

A dog enters the #LetsGoBrandonChallenge.

Cat is very skilled at Red Light Green Light.

This cat is good at jump scares.

Cat chases miniature horse.

Cat chases dog.

Kitten makes her big dog brother her new bed.

Little pug wants to join in with the big kids.

Young elephant plays with ball.

I think in this dog obedience game, the dog is supposed to pass by distractions -- food and toys -- to go to the spot the master wants him to go to.

This dog plays to lose.

Mariachi ducks.

A stray puppy begs to be saved.

How best to describe...?

Inman: Police deal with crackheads who are too stoned to know they're supposed to lie about wanting to buy crack.

Chilean police take out the antifa garbage.

Soy thugs rob the wrong store.

From yesterday: Woman shoots a man with a gun who was attempting a robbery or possibly a kidnapping. Warning for gun violence.

Anyone want to play Spin the Otter?



Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM




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1 Just a bit of 'literal' violence to smooth out Ace's day!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2021 06:15 PM (WMFZO)

2 Can't believe I pulled a 1st!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2021 06:16 PM (WMFZO)

3 I think I'll go nood...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2021 06:16 PM (WMFZO)

4 Done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2021 06:17 PM (WMFZO)

5 Let's go brandin'

Posted by: Hoss Cartwright at October 20, 2021 06:17 PM (guGkK)

6 The animals

Posted by: MikeM at October 20, 2021 06:17 PM (5Y7fX)

7 Let's see what we have tonight

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2021 06:18 PM (2JoB8)

8 That was a very satisfying Inman video!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 20, 2021 06:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 My dogs are a lot more jerky about taking each other's treats. One dog looks away the other will just take it and run.

Hilarity and snarling ensues.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2021 06:19 PM (mbFEM)

10 Time to harvest the Martinis.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2021 06:19 PM (BFigT)

11 Spin the otter!

Not a game i want to "win."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 06:19 PM (axyOa)

12 *strikes pose of contrived insouciance*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 06:20 PM (guGkK)

13 Good doggeh!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:21 PM (YZG/i)

14 Hey, it's me again.

Not to belabor the below Chappelle thread, but there were some good points made about his own POV on race/trans/etc.

Does Chappelle know anything about the support he's getting from the right? My hunch is he either is willfully ignorant of it or doesn't GAF, and I'm sick of our side expending energy defending people who would never defend us back.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:21 PM (L2ZTs)

15 Time to harvest the Martinis.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2021 06:19 PM (BFigT)


that is a damn good idea!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 06:21 PM (axyOa)

16 Otters are apparently immune to vertigo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2021 06:21 PM (KZzsI)

17 Warning for gun violence.

Why?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 06:21 PM (Xrfse)

18 Mariachi ducks are officially cancelled. BTW, I love the term Sombrero. It "literally" means a hat that makes shade. Our term hat doesn't make a ton of sense. I am sure there is a meaning to it but not about making shade,which is exactly what a hat should do.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:21 PM (IbPe4)

19 I don't sell crack. I'm a prostitute.

Posted by: Jill Biden, Whore at October 20, 2021 06:22 PM (R/m4+)

20 Otters be craxxy

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:22 PM (YZG/i)

21 Good dog !

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:22 PM (V13WU)

22 Otters be smelly and ugly.

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:22 PM (V13WU)

23 Chappelle probably wishes that people on the right would not support him as that just gets him in deeper trouble.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2021 06:23 PM (mbFEM)

24 > I don't sell crack. I'm a prostitute.

Bullshit... crack is EXACTLY what you're selling. Just the other crack.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2021 06:23 PM (BFigT)

25 For Christmas I want an Extar EP-9. They are cheap, you guys won't have to save up long for it.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2021 06:24 PM (mbFEM)

26 @18

"umbrella" means "little shadow" in Latin.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:24 PM (AwPyG)

27 Kitten was giving big brother dad a massage

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2021 06:24 PM (2JoB8)

28 Willowed

This is a tad bigger than many thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)


Good to see ya again, bro.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 20, 2021 06:25 PM (IJES/)

29 Chappelle don't care. Republicans buy sneakers, too

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:25 PM (AwPyG)

30 I also just wanted to share this from FB with people here. Please bear in mind I am NOT necessarily agreeing or disagreeing.

This was posted by a friend at FB, Paul Elam, who's known as a notorious "men's rights activist." His organization, A Voice For Men, is actually listed as a hate group by SPLC.

"Ladies, quit asking where all the good men went. If you ever in your life had the least interest in good men, you'd be with one."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)

31 Woman shoots a man with a gun who was attempting a robbery or possibly a kidnapping.

Good on her. Unfortunately, it looked like it wasn't fatal for the douchebag.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 06:26 PM (Xrfse)

32 blaster and artemis, yeah I'm thinking that supporting Chappelle might just be completely wasted energy on our part. Let the left eat each other to death.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:27 PM (L2ZTs)

33 I like the sneaky dog. Dogs aren't known for their sneakiness

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:27 PM (AwPyG)

34 This cat is good at jump scares.

I had a little tuxedo short hair that woukd jump up and soft paw my hand in the dark when fumbling for the light switch. Scare the piss out of the unsuspecting drunken lower enlisted kid i used to be. I tell ya what.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 20, 2021 06:27 PM (IJES/)

35 Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:21 PM (IbPe4)

Cowboy Hat... made out of real Cowboy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:27 PM (oHd/0)

36 That King Harv is creeping me out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 06:28 PM (guGkK)

37 Chappelle probably wishes that people on the right would not support him as that just gets him in deeper trouble.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2021 06:23 PM (mbFEM)

interesting point there. so many comedians hate the Left but say it on the down low. All the old school guys say they will never play college campuses, and they say it for a reason. I am not the biggest Chappelle fan. But that doesn't matter. He probably realizes things have changed and he has no choice but to go with the people who think he is funny.

BTW, I didn't say people who support him. You are either funny or you are not. The Left claps for fake comedians but they never laugh.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:28 PM (IbPe4)

38 Ok the ducks were very funny

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 06:28 PM (gLRfa)

39 His organization, A Voice For Men, is actually listed as a hate group by SPLC.

My shocked face must be on one of those container ships off the west coast.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 06:28 PM (Xrfse)

40 Otters be smelly and ugly.
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:22 PM (V13WU)

I don't think you can fully judge the otter community without looking at the positive qualities of the individuals in it. The Otter House has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.

Posted by: Robert Hoover, President of Otter House at October 20, 2021 06:28 PM (4I/2K)

41 I think Chappelle is more an "enemy of my enemy" thing.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:29 PM (AwPyG)

42 "Ladies, quit asking where all the good men went. If you ever in your life had the least interest in good men, you'd be with one."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)

You have no idea how many times I've had that conversation with Single Women over the years.

That, and they don't know the difference between being a "nice" man, and being a 'GOOD' Man.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:29 PM (oHd/0)

43
A stray puppy begs to be saved.

Just below that tweet is:

President Biden
@POTUS
United States government official

Here's the deal: If you spent $3 on your coffee this morning, that's more than what 55 major corporations paid in taxes in recent years.

It's wrong - and it's got to change.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 06:29 PM (63Dwl)

44 Notorious BFD, yup. SPLC also lists Boy Scouts as a hate group.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

45 I was coming to texas mome till I heard spin the otter was a passtime!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:30 PM (yrol0)

46 For Christmas I want an Extar EP-9. They are cheap, you guys won't have to save up long for it.
Posted by: blaster

That looks like a 'blast', even more fun than my kel-tec SUB-2000? Maybe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2021 06:30 PM (WMFZO)

47 Romeo13, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

48 Maybe guys with names like "Chasten" are taking all the good men out of circulation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 06:30 PM (guGkK)

49 Otters are like gas station sushi: not to be trusted.

Posted by: J. Goldberg at October 20, 2021 06:32 PM (BvNzB)

50 I think one of the problems is, you see the good men when it's too late.

They're the ones who volunteer for everything at the elementary school, and bring their kids to church.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:32 PM (AwPyG)

51 TIM HORTON SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2021 06:32 PM (Zdm/d)

52 artemis, yup.
They're also seen as boring by a lot of women because they're not chasing a glamorous lifestyle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:33 PM (L2ZTs)

53 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 06:29 PM (63Dwl)

And I'd bet ALL of those corporations gave money to Democrats last election cycle.

Even when Demos 'say' they will raise taxes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:33 PM (oHd/0)

54
They're the ones who volunteer for everything at the elementary school, and bring their kids to church.
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:32 PM (AwPyG)

---------

I would never volunteer for anything at a school, unless they needed someone to demolish the place.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (/KPLX)

55 Was finally able to get a vet appointment to get my cat neutered. Three weeks?? Well, okay, and at least the nice vet assistant who lives around the corner will take him in for me and bring him home. But three weeks to neuter a male 6-month-old cat? ::sigh::

I just hope it doesn't turn him hostile. Right now he's a real sweetie, but I've had un-neutered males before, and that stray-and-spray ... uh, no, thanks.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (JJatH)

56 Otters are like gas station sushi: not to be trusted.
Posted by: J. Goldberg at October 20, 2021 06:32 PM (BvNzB)



Gas station sushi is a sandwich, Jonah.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (guGkK)

57 44 Notorious BFD, yup. SPLC also lists Boy Scouts as a hate group.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

Cub Scouts too? So I've been a hater since I was EIGHT!!!!

How cool is that!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (oHd/0)

58
Got Her Majesty and Delilah on the road to Belton for four days of shows, then took a nap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (/U27+)

59 Dave may be the most fucking funny person in my lifetime. Right there with Norm. So Joe Rogan did his show and did the Fear Factor and Tyron sketch. Joe said he stayed in character for 8 hours.

TFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (yrol0)

60 Romeo, me too!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

61 Maybe guys with names like "Chasten" are taking all the good men out of circulation.

Posted by: Cicero

Yeah right. More like just hoovering up the homos.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 06:35 PM (sG29e)

62 "Meghan Markle turns lobbyist and writes to Pelosi and Schumer saying paid leave for parents should be a 'national right': Duchess details 'growing up at the $4.99 Sizzler salad bar' because that's all she could afford" - or so says the Daily Mail tonight.

Hey Meghan, lower your expectations there, girl.

Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2021 06:35 PM (5iUNf)

63
"Ladies, quit asking where all the good men went. If you ever in your life had the least interest in good men, you'd be with one."
Posted by: qdpsteve at Octo

In my opinion, some of those men's rights dudes are nuts. I've never heard of that guy.
I don't like how they sue over ladies nights at bars.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2021 06:35 PM (IJ9BR)

64 I would never volunteer for anything at a school, unless they needed someone to demolish the place.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (/KPLX)

I did ONE parent thing for a school field trip.

I was not invited back... they told me I scared a couple of the shithead kids. That whole years as a Navy NCO thing I guess.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (oHd/0)

65 @54

That's why you are needed. Someone once said, "it's not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick."

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (AwPyG)

66
So Joe Rogan did his show and did the Fear Factor and Tyron sketch. Joe said he stayed in character for 8 hours.

TFF
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (yrol0)

"Oh, I've seen a lot of penises in my line of work, Joe Rogan!"

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (/KPLX)

67 Got Her Majesty and Delilah on the road to Belton for four days of shows, then took a nap.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Hit the road, Jack
I'm taking a nap

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (YZG/i)

68 49 Otters are like gas station sushi: not to be trusted.
Posted by: J. Goldberg at October 20, 2021 06:32 PM (BvNzB)

Cruising down hiway in Germany or Italy stop at place and the fucking food is seriously good.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (yrol0)

69
Dogs aren't known for their sneakiness
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:27 PM (AwPyG)

_______

Clearly, you have never been around a Borzoi girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (/U27+)

70 Anyway, although I couldn't make the MoMee, I'm not doing too badly right now.

I'm enjoying some Three Musketeers hot chocolate. (You melt the 3M bar bit by bit in the microwave, then mix it with milk and heat up the whole thing. You can do the same thing with a Milky Way bar if you enjoy caramel with your chocolate.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

71 Jackstraw showing up on the 48th anniversary of the Saturday Night Massacre is my bestest birthday present ever. (Certainly better than the cigar my cat horked up today.)

Posted by: SFGoth at October 20, 2021 06:37 PM (KAi1n)

72 Gonna avoid this thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 My dog would also play to lose.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (+io4N)

74 Hit the road, Jack
I'm taking a nap
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (YZG/i)

Is that in that 50 ways to leave your lover song?

Geriatric edition?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (oHd/0)

75 CaliGirl, agreed that there are segments of the MRM ("men's rights movement") that are crazy, just like every other movement. Some of the guys in it don't think women should be allowed to vote, for instance...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (L2ZTs)

76 even if you are g good man you are required to win the mate

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (K3ZCc)

77 @62

So funny. Meghan's dad was a Hollywood lighting director, and they had plenty of money.

Oh, and he also won the lottery.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (AwPyG)

78 I did ONE parent thing for a school field trip.

I was not invited back... they told me I scared a couple of the shithead kids. That whole years as a Navy NCO thing I guess.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (oHd/0)

ha

I did Fair Day where kids played games and stuff. I had the hotdog stand and made cotton candy. Her teacher asked me why I was so good and I told her I was a carney.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (yrol0)

79
Gonna avoid this thread.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

The pet video thread?? Seems like an odd one to be put off by...

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 06:39 PM (/KPLX)

80 A slut says what?

Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

81 @70

That sounds like my kind of hot chocolate. I will try

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:39 PM (AwPyG)

82 Clearly, you have never been around a Borzoi girl.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021

Nor a Malinois.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 20, 2021 06:40 PM (8Kz8Y)

83 Gonna avoid this thread.


would have thought you would be at the mome

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 06:40 PM (K3ZCc)

84 "Woman shoots a man with a gun who was attempting a robbery or possibly a kidnapping."

That was a few years ago, in Brazil, with an undercover lady cop.
Cops will cap you in a heartbeat down there. None of this "drop the gun, I'll shoot" nonsense, no warnings, next thing you know, you've got holes in you.

Posted by: casual observer 1020 at October 20, 2021 06:40 PM (aAP3z)

85 Another fun fact: Meghan's Hollywood dad was believed to be connected to the CIA, back in the day.

Such a small world!

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:40 PM (AwPyG)

86
I did ONE parent thing for a school field trip.

I was not invited back... they told me I scared a couple of the shithead kids. That whole years as a Navy NCO thing I guess.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (oHd/0)

_________

When my stepdaughter was in HS band, Her Majesty chaperoned on one of the buses. One roar of, "Sit down, that boy!" was enough to shut them up for the trip.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 06:41 PM (/U27+)

87 A slut says what?
Posted by: f'


you're not a slut

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 06:41 PM (K3ZCc)

88 75 CaliGirl, agreed that there are segments of the MRM ("men's rights movement") that are crazy, just like every other movement. Some of the guys in it don't think women should be allowed to vote, for instance...
Posted by: qdpsteve at

I may be biased. I'm sure there are some good guys. I'm sure I'd agree with some of their work. I dealt with a prominent one and to me he was a complete nutbag. YMMV

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2021 06:42 PM (6z9vr)

89 Delilah must be subtle as a serpent.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:42 PM (AwPyG)

90 My wife lost a kid at the Dallas Zoo.

Other kids were crying they loved Jennifer.

Ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:42 PM (yrol0)

91 artemis, give it a go! I like it a lot. I remember hearing it's how they made hot chocolate in the joint for a long time.

Key is to get the candy bar melted right. I take half of one, chop it up with a fork, put it in the 'wave for about 30 seconds, and do that once or twice more, then add a bit of milk and start over again. Clumps will form on your fork, but once you add the milk and start mixing it, hopefully they'll begin to let go.

When you finally get a 'concentrated' half cup of milk, add the remaining half-cup of milk and heat it up for 1-2 mins in the 'wave. De-lish!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:42 PM (L2ZTs)

92 That was a good German Shepherd-trying to protect his human dad from the monster vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2021 06:43 PM (ueGNX)

93 "you're not a slut"

How do you know? Anyway Meghan is and her prince is a dork

Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

94 CaliGirl, I won't doubt ya. :-)

Paul Elam himself is a little bit of a crank. His parting words to Colin Powell the other day were not nice, for instance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:43 PM (L2ZTs)

95 Katie Hill got knocked up by a journalist?

Fourple?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 06:43 PM (kBuGL)

96 Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:38 PM (yrol0)

My Daughter had ONE really good history teacher her second year of High School. At a parent teacher conference she asked me to come in and talk to her class (first period) about being a Vet, and Veteran issues.

Teacher warned me about a problem student. Kid was brought in by the school resource officer to make sure he made it to class. Sure enough, about 30 seconds into talking, he started to misbehave. I just looked at him and said 'excuse me, I did not give you permission to talk...." Class gasped... Kid shut up, and was good the rest of the class. He just needed someone who he perceived as an actual threat, to get him to behave.

Teacher asked me to stay, and speak to the rest of her classes...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

97 life is funny and always evolving. I remember Rogan from NewsRadio. He certainly had the lowest bidding at that time. Hell, they threw him in when the first guy bombed.

Steven Root became a well known actor after that show, and also Maura Tierney does well. But who would have guessed Rogan would have so much influence when they watched that show?

the funny thing was he was into conspiracy theories back then. For some reason he got them to portray himself as he was at that time.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (IbPe4)

98 91 artemis, give it a go! I like it a lot. I remember hearing it's how they made hot chocolate in the joint for a long time.

Key is to get the candy bar melted right. I take half of one, chop it up with a fork, put it in the 'wave for about 30 seconds, and do that once or twice more, then add a bit of milk and start over again. Clumps will form on your fork, but once you add the milk and start mixing it, hopefully they'll begin to let go.

When you finally get a 'concentrated' half cup of milk, add the remaining half-cup of milk and heat it up for 1-2 mins in the 'wave. De-lish!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:42 PM (L2ZTs)

I come here for the prison life tips!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (yrol0)

99 @94

Man, neither were Trump's. He gave it to Powell with both barrels.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (AwPyG)

100 Evening, fappers. Made it to Denver. Awaiting onward flight to PHX.

In the event that other Morons are transiting DEN, I can be found aat the bar in Smashburger in Terminal B.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (Ga991)

101 I did ONE parent thing for a school field trip.

I was not invited back... they told me I scared a couple of the shithead kids. That whole years as a Navy NCO thing I guess.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM

When my stepdaughter was in HS band, Her Majesty chaperoned on one of the buses. One roar of, "Sit down, that boy!" was enough to shut them up for the trip.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 06:41 PM


when I was practiced up, I could snap my fingers so loud that all the kids would come out of the McDonalds playland

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (DUIap)

102 artemis, yup.

rhenni, I figure I may as well get used to it now! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:45 PM (L2ZTs)

103 97 life is funny and always evolving. I remember Rogan from NewsRadio. He certainly had the lowest bidding at that time. Hell, they threw him in when the first guy bombed.

Steven Root became a well known actor after that show, and also Maura Tierney does well. But who would have guessed Rogan would have so much influence when they watched that show?

the funny thing was he was into conspiracy theories back then. For some reason he got them to portray himself as he was at that time.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (IbPe4)

Joe might be the best interviewer in the world. He made Sanjay Gupta almost piss his pants!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:46 PM (yrol0)

104 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

To finish out, as it was getting long.

The military has had 5000 years of written history and doctrine to figure out how to deal with Boys on the cusp of Manhood... and turn them into Men. Sadly, that mindset, and skillset, is verbotten today.... when I think Boys need it most.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:46 PM (oHd/0)

105 Good heads-up form tackle from the Chileans.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

106 Showbiz story: The artist formerly known as Kanye West legally changed his name to "Ye".
Then he was spotted in Manhattan wearing a prosthetic caucasian face which covered his entire head and neck.
Story at the Daily Mail.

Posted by: casual observer 1020 at October 20, 2021 06:46 PM (aAP3z)

107 I do not watch cat videos because of toxoplasmosis gondii

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 06:46 PM (1ais2)

108 Jealous of mome-ing hordelings. Sick toddler demands mama only and i'm trying to get a minute to myself while he bangs on the door...

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 20, 2021 06:46 PM (EiPf6)

109 90 My wife lost a kid at the Dallas Zoo.

==

Oh no, did the kid get eaten by a lion?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:47 PM (YZG/i)

110 I got one of the Good Guys. We were married for 54 years until he died the day after last Christmas. I still miss him terribly, and dream about him a lot of nights.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 06:48 PM (JJatH)

111 Oh no, did the kid get eaten by a lion?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:47 PM (YZG/i)

She went to bathroom they passed by. Lions had already been fed a 3rd grader.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)

112 I know some parents who lost a child *to* a zoo.

The kid now identifies as one of the llamas. Sad!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

113 >>>when I was practiced up, I could snap my fingers so loud that all the kids would come out of the McDonalds playland

=====

I learned how to whistle to get my kids' attention, even if were in the middle of a sporting event.. My wife later told me that's what her dad used to do. Weird.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (Jdriw)

114 I like the way the Brazilian cop's helmet says "COP" on it.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (xqRaG)

115 110 I got one of the Good Guys. We were married for 54 years until he died the day after last Christmas. I still miss him terribly, and dream about him a lot of nights.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 06:48 PM (JJatH)

So sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (kBuGL)

116 90 My wife lost a kid at the Dallas Zoo.

==

Oh no, did the kid get eaten by a lion?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:47 PM (YZG/i)

DONT TOUCH IT!

Posted by: Zombie Harambi at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (Zdm/d)

117 Thank you for the YOG p0rn link, Ace of the Spades!

Posted by: Achmed at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (UHVv4)

118 Ann Wilson, I believe ya.

The really lucky people meet someone who they mesh with well early, and they turn out to really become all-time best friends.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

119 112 I know some parents who lost a child *to* a zoo.

The kid now identifies as one of the llamas. Sad!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Furry?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

120 I don't join movements. They likely would not have me. But I did read a legit statistical analysis that showed no modern Dem would have won the presidency if women could not vote. Of course they should vote, that is not what I am saying, but if they didn't we would have never had a Dem president.

I also read in a legit break down that Romney would have crushed Obama if it were the Clinton electorate of '92. Things are always changing and both parties have to deal with it. Well one is buttressed by it and the other has to find a way to deal with it.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (IbPe4)

121 110 I got one of the Good Guys. We were married for 54 years until he died the day after last Christmas. I still miss him terribly, and dream about him a lot of nights.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 06:48 PM (JJatH)


My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

122 My wife lost a kid at the Dallas Zoo.
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Can't imagine what that would be like. My dad and I baby sat his great granddaughter when she was really young. Poof the kid is gone, we thought someone stole her. Little shit was hiding behind some bushes giggling. Years off my life.

Posted by: dartist at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (+ya+t)

123 I bet Milky Ways are really good for candy bar cocoa.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 20, 2021 06:51 PM (/EISY)

124 Evening, fappers. Made it to Denver. Awaiting onward flight to PHX.

In the event that other Morons are transiting DEN, I can be found aat the bar in Smashburger in Terminal B.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 06:44 PM (Ga991)

Missed you by a week, bro. Damn.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 20, 2021 06:51 PM (IJES/)

125 Clearly the gas station sushi is a type of hot dog Cicero!

Posted by: J. Goldberg at October 20, 2021 06:51 PM (BvNzB)

126 Ann and rhenni, prayers up.
I know the pain never really goes away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

127 JuJuBee, they are. Try it! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)

128 life is funny and always evolving. I remember Rogan from NewsRadio. He certainly had the lowest bidding at that time. Hell, they threw him in when the first guy bombed.

billing, bidding, one of those things.I think it is billing.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:52 PM (IbPe4)

129 Romeo: yup :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)

130 >>Man, neither were Trump's. He gave it to Powell with both barrels.

Colin Powell knew his deputy Dick Armitage was the one who leaked Valerie Plame's name to the media but he said nothing and let Scotter Libby take the fall. Bush did nothing.

It was Trump who pardoned Libby.

Colin Powell was never the man the media has lately tried to make him to be. The swamp has been around for a long, long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

131 The only way I've heard of Joe Rogan is from the podcast popularity. Isn't it interesting how certain people become super popular?

There's a young woman named Moriah Elizabeth who repairs "squishies" on you tube. (don't ask)

My granddaughter loves her. She regularly gets 25 million views

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:52 PM (AwPyG)

132 It kills me how so many of the twatter animal-lovers are leftie dips. Urgh!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 06:53 PM (UHVv4)

133 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 06:48 PM (JJatH)

{{{Ann}}}

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 06:53 PM (YZG/i)

134 I legit had the greatest Crawfish dinner at a gas station in Red Stick LA. These guys did not play around.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 06:53 PM (IbPe4)

135 Evening.

The chick shooting the armed robber was clearly filled with the Spirit of Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 06:53 PM (1Yy3c)

136 @130

Condy Rice, too. I was sooo disappointed.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:54 PM (AwPyG)

137 Colin Powell was never the man the media has lately tried to make him to be. The swamp has been around for a long, long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 06:54 PM (kBuGL)

138 powell played a very large part in getting over 10k of my brothers and sisters dead in a worthless war.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (Ocv6A)

139 Another fun fact: Meghan's Hollywood dad was believed to be connected to the CIA, back in the day.

Such a small world!
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:40 PM (AwPyG)



like her mom ??

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (V13WU)

140 Hey, Jack's here. Welcome home.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

141 God Bless Ann

Posted by: dartist at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (+ya+t)

142 I'm more of a fan of the good old ultra violence, myself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (LvTSG)

143 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

My condolences. I am not sure what I will do when this happens to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (kBuGL)

144 or was it the FBI ?

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (V13WU)

145 Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

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Happy to see you around.

Been on any good boats recently?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (LvTSG)

146 guys it is not that hard to get a girl

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (K3ZCc)

147 He says he is Jack, but offered no proof !

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:56 PM (V13WU)

148 I will, qdpsteve.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 20, 2021 06:56 PM (/EISY)

149 God Bless Ann

Ditto.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 06:56 PM (Xrfse)

150 114 I like the way the Brazilian cop's helmet says "COP" on it.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (xqRaG)
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Er, Chilean cop.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2021 06:56 PM (xqRaG)

151 Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2021 06:56 PM (YglAn)

152 142 I'm more of a fan of the good old ultra violence, myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (LvTSG)

I hate Clockwork Orange. I will even go further and say: I have yet to find a movie that I can think of off the top of my head that I liked Malcolm McDowell in. The porn bits of Caligula notwithstanding.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 06:56 PM (kBuGL)

153 What if the had a wnba parade

https://tinyurl.com/y5r2f6k7

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:57 PM (yrol0)

154 Test time, alleged JackStraw, what pet does JackStraw have and what is that pet's name ??

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:57 PM (V13WU)

155 JackStraw,

So happy to see you here again!!

Posted by: four seasons at October 20, 2021 06:57 PM (/0fQX)

156 *sits back, twirls thumbs

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:58 PM (V13WU)

157 I think Meghan's mom went to prison for 7 years--fraud.

But I wouldn't be surprised by anything, anymore. It seems pretty clear that the bad guys are all connected. And are really, really bad.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 06:58 PM (AwPyG)

158 I am not sure what I will do when this happens to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (kBuGL)



I visited my parents this last week, just got home, and both are on their last legs. Mom physically, Dad mentally. It is so sad.

All the great tragedies have passed me by to this point. Both of Mrs928's and both of my parents are still living, as are all our siblings and children.

I am not hardened to loss.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

159 143 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

My condolences. I am not sure what I will do when this happens to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 06:55 PM (kBuGL)

I spent more tike with her last 2 years than last 15.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:58 PM (yrol0)

160 Ann Wilson, I believe ya.

The really lucky people meet someone who they mesh with well early, and they turn out to really become all-time best friends.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)


So sorry for your loss, Ann. I met Smash and didn't even give her 15 days. I asked her to marry me at two weeks in. We found a JP to do the deed three weeks later. Next Tuesday is 38 years. Best thing i ever did was ask that cute PV2 to lunch waaay back when. She so married down. I'm the one that married up.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 20, 2021 06:58 PM (IJES/)

161 thanks all

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:59 PM (yrol0)

162 Spin the Otter always lands on Nurse.

Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 06:59 PM (KnJdm)

163 I sell crack. I'm a prostitute.

Posted by: Admiral Levine at October 20, 2021 06:59 PM (sWM8x)

164 Rhennigantx, sounds like your parents and my husband and I were among the most fortunate of people. May their memory be a blessing to you, as Ron's is to me.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 06:59 PM (JJatH)

165 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)


It's close to 50 years that my mother passed; she had Parkinson's real bad. And about 40 since my Dad left us. You never get over it, but you grow used to it. Please accept my condolences.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 06:59 PM (q5K+/)

166 "Meghan Markle turns lobbyist and writes to Pelosi and Schumer saying paid leave for parents should be a 'national right': Duchess details 'growing up at the $4.99 Sizzler salad bar' because that's all she could afford" - or so says the Daily Mail tonight.

Hey Meghan, lower your expectations there, girl.
Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2021 06:35 PM (5iUNf)

Dear Princess Markle,

Suck a dick.

Signed,
America

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (1Yy3c)

167 Well, 'maybe' time after time. But I usually remember David Warner and whatshername from that movie...

What the heck was her name? Tip of my brain...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (kBuGL)

168 >>Been on any good boats recently?

Not as many as I'd like. Too many boats, not enough time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

169 Some of you may not know that Loki killed an otter that turned out to be a dwarf that was the son of a sorcerer, kicking off the curse of the Nibelung ring.

Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)

170 The CIA, we never talked about that in our house when I was growing up. That sounds so fancy, just like investing.

Posted by: Harry's wife at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (/EISY)

171 Time to harvest the Martinis.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2021 06:19 PM (BFigT)

I went with a cosmo with an orange dip on the rim with sugar. Accented with a orange peel.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (axyOa)

172 first things first


"hey, i am desperate you are desperate, we should be together" is not going to win a girl

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (K3ZCc)

173 thanks all Posted by: rhennigantx

My condolences, as well. Lost both my parents within a 9 month period. Ya never really get over it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

174 I am not hardened to loss.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

I tell my parents I love them every time I speak to them. Started doing that after we lost two uncles and both Mammaw and Pappaw inside a year and a half. They are both still going strong. Dad had some skin cancer removed the other week and seems to be doing fine, but it still shook me more than it should have.

Does not seem enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:02 PM (kBuGL)

175 Black bloc-antifa gets a taste of Chile!

Posted by: 13times at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (JUq7n)

176 Mary Steenbergen? (sp?) *goes to look it up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (kBuGL)

177 "What the heck was her name? Tip of my brain..."

Mary Steenburgen?

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (gLRfa)

178 >>Test time, alleged JackStraw, what pet does JackStraw have and what is that pet's name ??

Ask Elvis. He's lying on my foot.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

179 @170

It's beyond parody, anymore. Meghan wants us to believe she's a young, devoted wife, when she's around 45 and has been married three times.

And that she's working-class, when she grew up in Hollywood, then earned her bread "yachting" with the rich and famous.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

180 Mary Steenburgen?
Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (gLRfa)



That's Ted Danson's wife, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

181 Hah! Mary Steenburgen. Not senile yet!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:04 PM (kBuGL)

182 The spinning otter was bizarre, but then one of cats would spin around like a dog chasing its tail.

Got to hit the hay pile.
Hope you all have a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2021 07:04 PM (2JoB8)

183 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

Sorry to hear that, man.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 07:04 PM (1Yy3c)

184 143 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

so sorry for you loss. I have been there and it sucks. I know you know what to do, drive on. My parents were the same and they died within months of each other.

There is a line about all happy families being the same. We were lucky. Again I am sorry for your loss and wish you only the best going forward.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:04 PM (IbPe4)

185 Wait, we're supposed to know everyone's pets?

**grabs paper**
OK, runner. You first...

Posted by: Iris at October 20, 2021 07:05 PM (6lKe4)

186 As the Queen says: "Grief is the price we pay for love."

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:05 PM (AwPyG)

187 "That's Ted Danson's wife, right?"

Yes, though she was married to Malcolm McDowell I think

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 07:05 PM (gLRfa)

188 It's beyond parody, anymore. Meghan wants us to believe she's a young, devoted wife, when she's around 45 and has been married three times.

And that she's working-class, when she grew up in Hollywood, then earned her bread "yachting" with the rich and famous.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

Kind of a high-miler for a woman so young. Rode hard and put up wet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:06 PM (wnSJE)

189 That's Ted Danson's wife, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

Holy crap- you're right. She married Malcolm McDowell, divorced him, then married Danson 5 years later.

Wow. I got nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:06 PM (kBuGL)

190 I sell crack. I'm a prostitute.
Posted by: Admiral Levine at October 20, 2021 06:59 PM (sWM8x)

Nah, bruh. You. You sell ass. Your ass.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 20, 2021 07:06 PM (IJES/)

191 169 Some of you may not know that Loki killed an otter that turned out to be a dwarf that was the son of a sorcerer, kicking off the curse of the Nibelung ring.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)
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Is that a test track in Germany?

Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2021 07:06 PM (xqRaG)

192 "Grief is the price we pay for love."

Helluva price tag.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (Xrfse)

193 Kind of a high-miler for a woman so young. Rode hard and put up wet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:06 PM (wnSJE)



Big Vagina. Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

194 first things first


"hey, i am desperate you are desperate, we should be together" is not going to win a girl
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 07:00 PM (K3ZCc)

*writes this down* Good stuff, keep 'em coming.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (4I/2K)

195 Iris, we are. Also birthdays.

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (V13WU)

196 I am not hardened to loss.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

No such thing.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (QC3yT)

197 He's lying on my foot.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

I thought i remembered that correctly.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (IJES/)

198
*writes this down* Good stuff, keep 'em coming.
Posted by: Count de Monet,


Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (K3ZCc)

199 Gondor has no pets. Gondor needs no pets.

Posted by: Boromir at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (2/FOp)

200 @188

Amazing, that they chose someone like her to be "harry's wonderful wife"

My theory is she's Charles' pet, and he's the one pulling the strings. It's the only explanation for why she hasn't been given the hook.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (AwPyG)

201 And that she's working-class, when she grew up in Hollywood, then earned her bread "yachting" with the rich and famous.
Posted by: artemis at O

I don't like her or stupid Harry at all. Nice loyalty they have. I'd never work with them like these dumb companies have been. They turned on his grandmother and she has no relationship with her family. I wouldn't trust them at all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (6z9vr)

202 Helluva price tag.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (Xrfse)


That is why 'May you live forever' is a curse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

203 @rhennigantx , condolences.

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 07:08 PM (V13WU)

204 199 Gondor has no pets. Gondor needs no pets.
Posted by: Boromir at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (2/FOp)

Objection!

Wait, do I ever remember reading about dogs in Tolkien?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:08 PM (kBuGL)

205 "Is that a test track in Germany?
Posted by: zmdavid"

No. Brunhilde's wedding ring.

Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr)

206 guys it is not that hard to get a girl
Posted by: confederatefifth

That is ripe for punnage.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 20, 2021 07:09 PM (KAi1n)

207 Kind of a high-miler for a woman so young. Rode hard and put up wet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:06 PM (wnSJE)

Big Vagina. Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

Like a station wagon driving thru the Holland Tunnel.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 07:09 PM (1Yy3c)

208 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20,

So sorry for your loss.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (6z9vr)

209 Hmmm, the picture of Steenburgen in her wiki from 2009, she looks to have aged well. No massive plastic surgery that I can see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (kBuGL)

210 >>I thought i remembered that correctly.

He's a hound dog from Tennessee. It's not like I had a choice.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

211 Don't get this wrong, folks. But we have God and each other, so we can -- even if it's difficult -- make it through anything together. Blessings on all of you!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (JJatH)

212 Hey TJM!
Sounds like you got your copy of the 4k disc of A Clockwork Orange. :-)

And Aetius: I admit Malcom can be quite off-putting, especially once you've seen him in ACO, he does such a perfect job of playing an unstoppable bully. But I've heard his performance in Time After Time (which I believe is/was a family film?) was incredible and can actually make you forget his past as an actor.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)

213 My dogs ain't pets. They're workers, and they do a good job.

Posted by: Farmer Maggot at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (2/FOp)

214 That Fafner dude is merely misunderstood. So what if he killed his own brother for the reward Odin gave them for Valhalla and turned into a greedy dragon. He can turn his life around one day... until then guard your gold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (DPnhT)

215 each other, so we can -- even if it's difficult -- make it through anything together. Blessings on all of you!
Posted by: Ann W



Ain't no we in hq

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 07:11 PM (K3ZCc)

216 Gondor has no pets. Gondor needs no pets.
Posted by: Boromir at October 20, 2021 07:07 PM (2/FOp)

So just whom was fellating the horses of Gondor? Worm Tounge?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 20, 2021 07:11 PM (IJES/)

217 >>>Cat chases miniature horse.

The horse's mother seems strangely unconcerned about this feline aggression towards her baby.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2021 07:11 PM (hVqGz)

218 Good to see you back, Jack. Now I have to get back to work. See you all on the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:11 PM (kBuGL)

219 That is why 'May you live forever' is a curse.

Yeah, in some ways I'm kinda looking forward to the next chapter.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 07:11 PM (Xrfse)

220 British Commander in 1812:
New Orleans! Lieutenant! Does the enemy commander mean to fight today?

Lieutenant: *stares at Andrew Jackson through telescope*
Sir, he's gone the full "Mel Gibson".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2021 07:12 PM (ybIRR)

221 Aetius: as I recall, Steenburgen was the queen of high-class feature flicks in the late 1970s/early 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)

222 That Fafner dude is merely misunderstood. So what if he killed his own brother for the reward Odin gave them for Valhalla and turned into a greedy dragon. He can turn his life around one day... until then guard your gold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM (DPnhT)

He had a lot of balls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:13 PM (wnSJE)

223 "But I've heard his performance in Time After Time (which I believe is/was a family film?) was incredible and can actually make you forget his past as an actor."

Saw that one in the theater I did. Good film. All around good performances

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 07:13 PM (gLRfa)

224 Tuna, yup. Time After Time (and Chris Reeve's Superman follow-up, Somewhere In Time) have both been on my to-see list forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

225 I'm currently in that period of taking care of my mom who went from living independently in July to semi assisted living in September. She had a UTI that destroyed her and I'm afraid she will never recover. I've spent the last three months on auto mode doing all the things that needed to be done and it's only really started . Such is life.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

226 In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British
in the town of New Orleans

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (AwPyG)

227 Greatest Cheech and Chong bit was Eddie Torres: Extra Testicle

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (1ais2)

228 A paucity. A paucity of bats is being observed this evening.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

229 >>>This dog plays to lose.

I thought he showed great restraint in not touching the soccer ball even once.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2021 07:15 PM (hVqGz)

230 Duncan, never fear!
A battalion of them is on the way!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

231 Malcolm is good in Get Crazy, a campy 80s comedy.

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 07:16 PM (2/FOp)

232 Who was Sharma?

https://tinyurl.com/4fde87fr

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:17 PM (yrol0)

233 Cruising down hiway in Germany or Italy stop at place and the fucking food is seriously good.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:36 PM (yrol0)


No kidding, France as well, but especially Italy.

Posted by: Javems at October 20, 2021 07:17 PM (AmoqO)

234 143 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

Bet she had some warm feelings for you, too, and those don't fade. Condolences.

Writing my dad's obit, I realized my parents were married for 68 years. And it's not like mom is taking off the ring any time soon. It doesn't fade.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:17 PM (qvjMx)

235 "Time After Time (and Chris Reeve's Superman follow-up, Somewhere In Time) have both been on my to-see list forever."

You'll need a wad of Kleenex for Somewhere in Time. It has a very lovely score too.

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 07:17 PM (gLRfa)

236 'and when we set the powder off the gator lost his mind...'

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)

237 That King Harv is creeping me out.
Posted by: Cicero
====
I have that same reaction to the Burger King head dude, freaks me out a bit. They've been running it for a few years now too.

Posted by: From that time at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (4780s)

238 The Los Angeles Times had the audacity earlier this year to run a column, "Alabama prepares to execute another black man, under laws going back to slavery."

LA Times loves white girl being killed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (yrol0)

239 From the comments section of post on BHR report on This Ain't Hell... don't click if you want to avoid mental anguish...

https://youtu.be/GGz4aMIM1mM

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (DPnhT)

240 We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs and powered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (AwPyG)

241 Tuna, I've heard that. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

242 And we caught the bloody British
in the town of New Orleans
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (AwPyG)

And when we touched his tail off
the Gator lost his mind.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (qvjMx)

243 No kidding, France as well, but especially Italy.
Posted by: Javems at October 20, 2021 07:17 PM (AmoqO)

And we get a fucking Wendys!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (yrol0)

244 That Fafner dude is merely misunderstood.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:10 PM

That Fafhrd was a bad dude.

Posted by: Gray Mouser at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

245 Also, story coming out that bits and pieces of someone have been found among some Florida gators. Police checking to see if Brian Laundrie's DNA is in there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

246 That was after the Paris Peace Treaty was singed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0)

247 I don't know if it's been mentioned here or not but the NIH finally admitted today that they have been lying and Fauci did fund gain of function research at the CCP bio lab in Wuhan. Seems like a pretty big deal even if the media will down play it as usual.

https://twitter.com/R_H_Ebright/status/1450947395508858880

Nice to see you all again and sorry to hear about your mom rhennigantx.

Have a good night.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

248 The gators'll get ya every time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 07:20 PM (Xrfse)

249 @243

Hey! Wendy's has the best ice-cream-like substance on the planet!

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:20 PM (AwPyG)

250 229 >>>This dog plays to lose.

I thought he showed great restraint in not touching the soccer ball even once.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2021 07:15 PM (hVqGz)

Define "lose." He seems to enjoy himself immensely.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:20 PM (qvjMx)

251 Is artemis drunk singing/posting?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 07:21 PM (axyOa)

252 That was after the Paris Peace Treaty was singed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0)

That tends to happen to treaties, when you wad them up, and toss them in the stove.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:21 PM (wnSJE)

253 ffs


Breaking911
PRES. BIDEN: "I commuted [on Amtrak] every single day for 36 years as Vice President of the United States after my wife and daughter were killed, I went home to see my family, never stopped."

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:21 PM (yrol0)

254 Everybody loves the exploding gator.

Those lyrics are *chef's kiss*

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:21 PM (AwPyG)

255 It can only truly be appreciated in the original German as Fafhrd und der Graue Mausling

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:22 PM (DPnhT)

256 221 Aetius: as I recall, Steenburgen was the queen of high-class feature flicks in the late 1970s/early 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)

Then she did BTTF3.

Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 07:22 PM (Kab4E)

257 249 @243

Hey! Wendy's has the best ice-cream-like substance on the planet!
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:20 PM (AwPyG)

No cows were milked in the making.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:22 PM (yrol0)

258 143 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

I am so sorry for your loss, rhennigan.
Prayers and hugs.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:22 PM (YZG/i)

259 @251

Reference made to Battle of New Orleans.

Lyrics were called for!

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:22 PM (AwPyG)

260 I'm thinking of getting some baby goats for the property. I absolutely loathe alder bushes, can't walk anywhere among them, and I'm wondering if goats would take those out for me. I know the moose eat them when the winter gets bad, but they never get down below the snow, where the damned things grow horizontally.

Alternatively, I need something that poisons just alder bushes. Baby goats are cuter, though.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:23 PM (qvjMx)

261 LeopARTnik has some great animations. The one called "Careful biting that" is great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 07:24 PM (OU+8W)

262 redchief, not too bad.
Not like she did "Porkys V: The De-Virgining"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)

263 "Also, story coming out that bits and pieces of someone have been found among some Florida gators. "

That could be the plot of a Carl Hiaasen novel.

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 07:24 PM (gLRfa)

264 Then again, baby goats would probably just attract bears...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM (qvjMx)

265 rhenni, prayers up. That's rough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)

266 They ran through the briars
They ran through the brambles
They ran through the place a rabbit couldnt go

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM (yrol0)

267 My mom died the other day. She only loved 1 man, my dad that died in 96.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)
I am so sorry for your loss, rhennigan.
Prayers and hugs.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:22 PM (YZG/i)


Indeed, so sorry to hear, prayers up. I just hope your dad didn't have to run around and clean the place before she got there, but it sounds like she won't mind. God Bless.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM (wAnMi)

268 I'm thinking of getting some baby goats for the property.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:23 PM (qvjMx)


I, too, am considering goats. I don't know why, though. I've only made cheese twice and it wasn't great, and I don't really have time to milk them.

Just like watching goats, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM (P4LRL)

269 That could be the plot of a Carl Hiaasen novel.
Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2021 07:24 PM (gLRfa)


ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:26 PM (yrol0)

270 Tuna, here's the story:

https://tinyurl.com/dzxjpafz

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

271 You should totally get some baby goats, tcn!

Posted by: Really big brown bear at October 20, 2021 07:26 PM (kTF2Z)

272 *sits back, twirls thumbs
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 06:58 PM


You have thumbs? Luxury!

Posted by: former Chain Saw Juggler at October 20, 2021 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

273 Bits of human amidst a gathering of gators?

Anyone seen Camera Hogg?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:26 PM (DPnhT)

274 Anna, why isn't a hungry gator ever handy when Boss Hogg starts mouthing off?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Baby goats are so cute! Not tasty at all.

Posted by: Really big brown bear at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)

276 Indeed, so sorry to hear, prayers up. I just hope your dad didn't have to run around and clean the place before she got there, but it sounds like she won't mind. God Bless.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM (wAnMi)

I do not know if they will be married in Heaven but they shall know each other.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (yrol0)

277 @268

A lot of hispanic people will buy goats to eat. Unless you're raising them for cheese, or just for fun.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (AwPyG)

278 'cause Boss Hogg done ate 'im

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (DPnhT)

279 Thet ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em down the Mississippi to the Gulf Of Mexico.

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (0OP+5)

280 Baby goats are so cute! Not tasty at all.
Posted by: Really big brown bear


That explains the ketchup you're carrying...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

281 Just like watching goats, I guess.
Posted by: hogmartin

Do you have any large areas that you don't really want to mow, or brushy fencerows? Goats will take care of that.

Just trying to help you justify. They're great fun to watch.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2021 07:28 PM (OX9vb)

282 Damn AOP.......
I will be there tomorrow morning

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 20, 2021 07:28 PM (/UQ/R)

283 Alternatively, I need something that poisons just alder bushes. Baby goats are cuter, though.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:23 PM (qvjMx)

Are you referring to what we called "tag alder" in B.C? Basically a shrub that hugs the ground, and then curves up? Same growth habit as devil's club, but no prickles.

We had alser trees in coastal B.C., too. They got real big, and made first-rate firewood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:28 PM (Ga991)

284 From the comments section of post on BHR report on This Ain't Hell... don't click if you want to avoid mental anguish...

https://youtu.be/GGz4aMIM1mM
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (DPnhT)

*Calls the FBI*

Federal Bureau of Investigation? I'd like to report a 1/6 Insurrectionist.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (1Yy3c)

285 Can anyone explain where the following quote is from, btw?:

"Humans should meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and tasty with ketchup"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

286 271 You should totally get some baby goats, tcn!
Posted by: Really big brown bear at October 20, 2021 07:26 PM (kTF2Z)

Listen up, bear. Get yer own goats. Mine are useful, and cute, and you just walk around, growl a lot, and shit all over everything. Plus, this is my pew-pew and it's aimed at you.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (qvjMx)

287 243 No kidding, France as well, but especially Italy.
Posted by: Javems at October 20, 2021 07:17 PM (AmoqO)

And we get a fucking Wendys!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:18 PM (yrol0)


Only problems in Italy, you had to pay for the sandwich before they gave it to you and the registers were separate from the sandwiches. You almost needed an interpreter to order one. Hand and arm signals were used.


So sorry to hear about your Mom.

Posted by: Javems at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (AmoqO)

288 I, too, am considering goats. I don't know why, though. I've only made cheese twice and it wasn't great, and I don't really have time to milk them.

Just like watching goats, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM (P4LRL)

fresh goat milk is great. The ice cream is to die for if you have blackberries all over the place. I suggest fainting goats for a start. Sure they are not the best producers but they are fun as Hell.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (IbPe4)

289 Fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)

290 Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

I hope you have someone helping you help her.
I will pray for your mom and for you.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (YZG/i)

291 Dear Joe Manchin,

We don't want you either.

Start a new party with Kinzinger and Cheney and Romney too. That's the ticket.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2021 07:30 PM (EZebt)

292 It can only truly be appreciated in the original German as Fafhrd und der Graue Mausling
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:22 PM


You do realize that's a translation from the original Klingon?

Posted by: Gen. Chang, now outranked by Admiral Levine at October 20, 2021 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

293 so, he killed the girl, confessed to his parents and then offed himself in a swamp. plausible

Posted by: Jamaica Queens, cynic at October 20, 2021 07:30 PM (b+v9B)

294 277 @268

A lot of hispanic people will buy goats to eat. Unless you're raising them for cheese, or just for fun.
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (AwPyG)

So Mexican moving out to Weatherford in 1985 and 86. Dude was selling his goats. they cooked them. Next thing NO GOAT FOR SALE sign!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (yrol0)

295 Do you have any large areas that you don't really want to mow, or brushy fencerows? Goats will take care of that.

Just trying to help you justify. They're great fun to watch.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2021 07:28 PM (OX9vb)


Not really enough to sustain a... flock, or school, or legion or whatever of goats. Not if I'm being honest about it. It would barely be an excuse.

Trip, or tribe, looks like. I would've guessed herd.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (P4LRL)

296 o, he killed the girl, confessed to his parents and then offed himself in a swamp. plausible
Posted by: J



what is no for $100?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (K3ZCc)

297 Jamaica, it's looking like Laundrie was lunch for gators.

They've supposedly found some of his belongings nearby.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

298 A lot of hispanic people will buy goats to eat. Unless you're raising them for cheese, or just for fun.
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:27 PM (AwPyG)

Cabrito. It's God's favorite barbecue. It's in the Bible, look it up.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (1Yy3c)

299 I've asked for a pony forever but would settle for a baby goat. Brandon is such a cheapskate.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (Xrfse)

300 The human vegetable (handler) tweets:

@POTATUS
Here's the deal: If you spent $3 on your coffee this morning, that's more than what 55 major corporations paid in taxes in recent years.
It's wrong -- and it's got to change.


Here's the deal: Fuck Joe Biden.

Please, please show us just *one* of the 55 major corporations that paid under $3 in "taxes" whatever that means. I'm serious, I want to know.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (wAnMi)

301 Wait, do I ever remember reading about dogs in Tolkien?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:08 PM (kBuGL)

There was that curse that Saruman threw down to Theoden about kids and dogs rolling around the in the reek.

But that's about it to the best of my recollection.

Maybe Robbo can weigh in.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 20, 2021 07:32 PM (BgMrQ)

302 @291

>>Dear Joe Manchin, We don't want you either.


But we can have Sinema right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2021 07:32 PM (DBwNs)

303 Do you all listen to HG Tudor on YouTube? He has a creepy voice, but does a new video almost every day mocking Harrys wife.

Posted by: Jmel at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (bVhJi)

304 Thomas: Sinema's boots are made for walkin'!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

305 Its actually a paraphrase of Tolkein's admonition to not meddle in the affairs of Wizards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (DPnhT)

306 the least original, but best name for a pet goat is Gyro.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (IbPe4)

307 268 I'm thinking of getting some baby goats for the property.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:23 PM (qvjMx)

I, too, am considering goats. I don't know why, though. I've only made cheese twice and it wasn't great, and I don't really have time to milk them.

Just like watching goats, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 07:25 PM
And when they done et up all the brush we can have menudo.

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (0OP+5)

308 so, he killed the girl, confessed to his parents and then offed himself in a swamp. plausible

Posted by: Jamaica Queens, cynic at October 20, 2021 07:30 PM (b+v9B)

If he offed himself out of remorse, why make an effort to hide the body? Let people have closure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (q5K+/)

309 Anna, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

310 fresh goat milk is great. The ice cream is to die for if you have blackberries all over the place. I suggest fainting goats for a start. Sure they are not the best producers but they are fun as Hell.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (IbPe4)


Not really a milk person either, except in coffee. Ice cream is compelling, though. Never considered that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (P4LRL)

311 Cabrito. It's God's favorite barbecue. It's in the Bible, look it up.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (1Yy3c)

How's the kid ?

very good senor

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2021 07:34 PM (us2H3)

312 @304

>>Thomas: Sinema's boots are made for walkin'!

She can walk all over me like a 4 foot tall Asian masseuse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2021 07:34 PM (DBwNs)

313 I have been a fan of gaffer tape for some years now, ever since I discovered that it is like duct tape, but you can actually remove it when you want to. Even more so, after I discovered that you can get it in white and use it for very sturdy labels.

So when I ran out recently and went to order more, I expected reviews about how it compares with other brands, sturdiness, adhesive persistence, and so on.

I did not expect to see the review section overrun with women talking about how great it is for taping their tatas into place in their party dresses.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2021 07:34 PM (S7/a+)

314 Very convenient that the gator ate this guy.

I think the Tulsa detectives on "The First 48" wouldn't buy that for a minute.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:34 PM (AwPyG)

315 I, too, am considering goats. I don't know why, though. I've only made cheese twice and it wasn't great, and I don't really have time to milk them.

Just like watching goats, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin


End of mowing season = cabrito

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 07:35 PM (OCTRt)

316 That big dog is carrying so much hair, the additional weight of a kitten is probably barely noticeable.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (ynMq0)

317 artemis, maybe Laundrie smeared himself with bacon first...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Alicia Silverstone was kicked off of a dating site twice. I should give her a call. I'm sure she would be impressed by my year supply of plastic silverware.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (buTO7)

319 @303

I will have to check this out.

There is a vibrant industry of people who mock Harry's wife, and it's hilarious

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (AwPyG)

320 Wait, do I ever remember reading about dogs in Tolkien?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 07:08 PM (kBuGL)

Oooh, and there's a major character in the Silmarillion: Beren, who was defended by Huan as he tried to get back a silmaril

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (BgMrQ)

321 And oh yeah Suckerberg rebranding Facebook...

He mentions a 'metaverse,' Neal Stephenson should sue him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (DPnhT)

322 I think the Tulsa detectives on "The First 48" wouldn't buy that for a minute.
Posted by: artemis

The Tulsa detectives are the best.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

323 Dear Weepy Fired Unvaxxed Firefighter,

Whom did you vote for?

Then I will tell you if I am sorry about the way you have been mistreated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2021 07:37 PM (EZebt)

324 Also, has anyone seen shibumi lately?

I went ahead and bought the book that provided her nom de plume.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

325 It's like I didn't pay any taxes on tax day this year, because I was so far ahead of them with quarterly payments. Biden is such a dumbass.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 20, 2021 07:37 PM (zNeyg)

326 he was a hot head but loved her. she got tired of it and split. bears got her. gators got him. If he faked his death, send him to ole sparky

Posted by: Jamaica Queens, cynic at October 20, 2021 07:37 PM (b+v9B)

327 Zuckerberg just revealed his great next name for FB:

"Bravenewworld"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

328 Spin the otter? No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 07:38 PM (II3Gr)

329 Nandini has been immersed in the world of brand safety & content moderation since 2016, when she began anonymously running Sleeping Giants,

the award-winning social media campaign that successfully urged advertisers to block Breitbart.com from their media buy.

At Sleeping Giants, she led campaigns that convinced advertisers to flee Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, Tucker Carlson Tonight and The Ingraham Angle.

She also convinced tech companies to suspend Alex Jones' Infowars, Proud Boys and dozens of other high-profile extremist groups.

Sleeping Giants won a Cannes Gold Lion and a Webby Award in 2019. ...

https://www.nandinijammi.com/about/

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 07:38 PM (cZY+h)

330 Cruising down hiway in Germany or Italy stop at place and the fucking food is seriously good.

Posted by: rhennigantx

Intersection of HWY395 and Tioga Pass there is a Mobil Station with a deli, a 4 star deli.
So, if you're ever going East out of Yosemite stop at the Whoa Nellie Deli.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2021 07:38 PM (WMFZO)

331 Smaug was kind of a pet.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:39 PM (AwPyG)

332 When one contemplates the difference in mental stability between your average leftist and your average toddler, I, frankly, would rather let toddlers vote.

Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 07:40 PM (BB7pQ)

333 319 There is a vibrant industry of people who mock Harry's wife, and it's hilarious
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:36 PM (AwPyG)


I have not been able to enjoy that sport. I wish I could. But I find the strongest forms of malignant narcissism really boring, and the spectacle of Harry's lost testicles pathetic and depressing.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2021 07:40 PM (S7/a+)

334 Goats.

Pros: Will keep brush and grass down. Amusing. Relatively low maintenance.

Cons: ANY weakness in your containment system WILL be found and exploited. They can be challenging to retrieve. Males, unless they've visited Dr. Had's kitchen table, are smelly and (to put it mildly) obstreperous. Random people will knock on your door asking if you have goats for sale (or my favorite, ask if these are the free goats advertised on Craigslist).

Goats are a herd animal, so get more than one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2021 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

335 Its actually a paraphrase of Tolkein's admonition to not meddle in the affairs of Wizards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (DPnhT)



I'd bet it was from Bored of the Rings.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

336 Jack Straw!
About damn time!

Finally sold the you know what this year.

Posted by: RI Red at October 20, 2021 07:40 PM (CJtAX)

337 Please, please show us just *one* of the 55 major corporations that paid under $3 in "taxes" whatever that means. I'm serious, I want to know.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 07:31 PM (wAnMi)
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It could be a made up stat, or if they lost money, they wouldn't pay income tax.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2021 07:41 PM (xqRaG)

338 the least original, but best name for a pet goat is Gyro.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (IbPe4)

Either that or Kaldereta....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 07:41 PM (7bRMQ)

339 Ways that Death Row inmates can choose to be condemned in Florida:

- Electric Chair
- Gas Chamber
- Firing Squad
- "Scuba Expedition" in Strange Strreamboat Water at DisneyWorld 'It's A Small World' Ride
- Eaten by Gator
- Locked in Room for 10 Minutes with Florida Man

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

340 fresh goat milk is great. The ice cream is to die for if you have blackberries all over the place. I suggest fainting goats for a start. Sure they are not the best producers but they are fun as Hell.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:29 PM (IbPe4)


Having lived downwind from a not clean goat farm, I can't abide goat cheese or goat milk or goat anything. I do try, and continue to try. Back when I used to go to HI every year for business, I'd make a point to swing by Surfing Goat Dairy in the upcountry on Maui.

I loved the warning signs for the Billy pen - like stay 10 feet away from the fence. Nothing like seeing the tourists get themselves and their mustang convertible whizzed on. I had a caretaker for a while that had a little pet goat (forget the variety) he used to take everywhere like a dog. It was pretty cute, I'll give it that. The park next to my house rents goats every year to eat down the grass. They excel at that. Those fuckers even eat poison oak.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)

341 wife saw some goats frollicking in a pasture. we went back and she asked how much and did they know a butcher? it's pretty funny if you say it in Jamaican patois

Posted by: Jamaica Queens, cynic at October 20, 2021 07:43 PM (b+v9B)

342 I did not expect to see the review section overrun with women talking about how great it is for taping their tatas into place in their party dresses.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2021 07:34 PM (S7/a+)

While I'm sure that works, gaffer tape seems a little excessive for that.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 20, 2021 07:44 PM (uhPTO)

343 Hi Jack Straw!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:44 PM (YZG/i)

344 NYC uses goats in some city parks for weed control. they do worry about their safety.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens, cynic at October 20, 2021 07:45 PM (b+v9B)

345 The "didn't pay tax" is the deep state thinking they are being funny.

It's true, and we know it only because The Panama Papers revealed that all these deep state corps are all washing/laundering money through off-shore accounts, and are paying no taxes. None.

It was a shocking expose. And what happened? Oh, nothing, except that the female journalist who exposed the scheme was murdered with a car bomb.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:45 PM (AwPyG)

346 There is a pub in the village of Cumberland, on Vancouver Island, that has a sod roof with goats grazing on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:45 PM (wnSJE)

347 doesn't it hurt, to pull the gaffer tape off? Yeouch.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:46 PM (AwPyG)

348 The park next to my house rents goats every year to eat down the grass. They excel at that. Those fuckers even eat poison oak.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)

but they don't rent pigs I hope.

Posted by: Gus Mcrae at October 20, 2021 07:46 PM (IbPe4)

349 I don't know anything about the woman that was murdered or this dude but the mfmsm is real damned interested in me being real damned interested about it. So I assume it's all bullshit.

Low trust society and all that.

This isn't my choice. I don't want to have to go around disbelieving nearly everything I hear. It's a shitty way of existing. But that's how my oligarch masters who are assholes and can eat a whole bowl of dicks wanted things to be.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 07:47 PM (rLfOT)

350 >>> There is a pub in the village of Cumberland, on Vancouver Island, that has a sod roof with goats grazing on it.

Fifth verse of House of the Rising Sun.

Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2021 07:47 PM (UnQlg)

351 While I'm sure that works, gaffer tape seems a little excessive for that.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 20, 2021 07:44 PM (uhPTO)

Back electrical tape, applied by a trained technician, is called for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM (wnSJE)

352 Either that or Kaldereta....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Baaaaaa

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM (YZG/i)

353 347 doesn't it hurt, to pull the gaffer tape off? Yeouch.
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:46 PM (AwPyG)


You're way ahead of me. I'm still trying to figure out where the tape would go. Do you make a hammock and anchor the ends? Make a loop? But tape loops don't have a lot of holding power. So many questions.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM (S7/a+)

354 doesn't it hurt, to pull the gaffer tape off? Yeouch.
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:46 PM


Rosemary's are kind of wild and free, and she has no need of gaffer tape.

For the best in hold-downability, use EBG. Accept no substitute.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

355 You know why dogs hate vacuum cleaners?

Because to them it sounds like dogs in hell.

You know why it doesn't bother cats?

Because to them it sounds like dogs in hell.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 20, 2021 07:49 PM (rDgjh)

356 85 Another fun fact: Meghan's Hollywood dad was believed to be connected to the CIA, back in the day.

Gee, go figure. I always wondered how a mediocre TV actress who wasn't all that hot by Hollywood standards got all famous and celebrated and met princes and stuff

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 20, 2021 07:49 PM (3/XaG)

357 Back electrical tape, applied by a trained technician, is called for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM


Wouldn't front electrical tape be better, given the subject in question?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2021 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

358 There is a pub in the village of Cumberland, on Vancouver Island, that has a sod roof with goats grazing on it.

Doing a job that Canadians just won't do.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 20, 2021 07:50 PM (Xrfse)

359 OM had a good morning rant. I'm basically in the same boat: all for vaccines that have been empirically demonstrated to be highly effective and safe, but this C19 stuff is simply too new and too sporadically tested to have knowable outcomes just yet. And, frankly, the we-will-make-you-care marketing and regulatory blitz is creepy as hell and raises all manner of red flags in the eyes of a millennial who came of age in the time of 9/11 and its paranoid aftermath.

Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2021 07:50 PM (UewuT)

360 Because to them it sounds like dogs in hell.


in fairness, there are no dogs there

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 07:50 PM (K3ZCc)

361 I did not expect to see the review section overrun with women talking about how great it is for taping their tatas into place in their party dresses.
Posted by: Splunge

While I'm sure that works, gaffer tape seems a little excessive for that.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor


Would that not depend on the magnificence of the tatas?

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2021 07:50 PM (P1f+c)

362 For the best in hold-downability, use EBG. Accept no substitute.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)


Note: not suitable for use on subsafe fittings.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 07:50 PM (P4LRL)

363 @349

That's a good point. why this particular murder? The Daily Mail has had daily coverage for weeks, and anything they push should be viewed with great suspicion.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 07:51 PM (AwPyG)

364 -
"The park next to my house rents goats every year to eat down the grass." -
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RENTS, you say? Shall I assume the price is the same as in town?

Posted by: Jihadi Joe "The Bargain Hunter" at October 20, 2021 07:51 PM (BB7pQ)

365 Place in Door Cty WI is a restaurant that has a sod roof and goats. Or at least did. It's probably been better than 3 decades since I was there, despite it being a less than 2 hr drive.

Posted by: Bete at October 20, 2021 07:51 PM (Ojki1)

366 in fairness, there are no dogs there.

But they don't know that.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 20, 2021 07:52 PM (rDgjh)

367 Baaaaaa

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM (YZG/i)

Available at all the Filipino stores with steam trays. Never had it. Ate dinuguan once. Once.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 07:52 PM (7bRMQ)

368 >>> While I'm sure that works, gaffer tape seems a little excessive for that.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 20, 2021 07:44 PM (uhPTO)

Back electrical tape, applied by a trained technician, is called for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 07:48 PM (wnSJE)


I was looking for something on amazon, I think it was electrical tape, and I stumbled into actual boob tape. They make it. Try searching for it there and you'll see.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 07:52 PM (rLfOT)

369 Fifth verse of House of the Rising Sun.

I chuckled.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 20, 2021 07:52 PM (Xrfse)

370 So two sets of parents let and finance two clearly mentally challenged young adults go unsupervised on a cross country trip and bad things happen. There's a tragedy here, but it's not national news. Would be nice for some accountability though.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 20, 2021 07:53 PM (zNeyg)

371 in fairness, there are no dogs there.

But they don't know that.

Posted by: B

it is impossibl that they would since there have never been any there

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 07:54 PM (K3ZCc)

372 I don't know anything about the woman that was murdered or this dude but the mfmsm is real damned interested in me being real damned interested about it. I

Standard media tactic. Get people all interested in some personal interest story (death! sex!) that has nothing to do with their lives and has no political angle. That will fill up airtime and keep the TV zombies from thinking about what's going on or talking with their friends about those things. Instead they will chat about this pointless story.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 20, 2021 07:54 PM (3/XaG)

373 from TechnoFog: Discovery phase, Durham just provided Sussman's defense with 6000 documents totalling 81,000 pages.

Think he found something?

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 07:54 PM (1vynn)

374 >>> 368
.....
I was looking for something on amazon, I think it was electrical tape, and I stumbled into actual boob tape. They make it. Try searching for it there and you'll see.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 07:52 PM (rLfOT)

It would be funny if that were the search phrase to use on Amazon.

Posted by: Helena Hnadbasket at October 20, 2021 07:54 PM (ACi07)

375 And when they done et up all the brush we can have menudo.
Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2021 07:33 PM (0OP+5)

That's going to be my problem. I think it has been determined that if you never kill your livestock, you are no longer a farmer but a zookeeper, and I can't see DH putting up with that.

But baby goats are awesome. There's a steel place (Endres) in Waunakee WI that keeps a goat pen out front, and the kids take old veggies down there to feed them. I have lots of photos of my son feeding the nannies and watching the days-old kids behave like goat babies. So much fun.

http://www.endresmfg.com/great-goats/

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 07:55 PM (qvjMx)

376 Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 07:47 PM (rLfOT)

I just ignore it. Sorry it happened whatever did happen.I simply am tuned out. When they tell me I should be interested,it has the opposite effect. I have no idea what Squid game is but for some reason I am supposed to have an opinion on it. My local library has posters about Squid game.

The only Squid Game i care about is Calamari at the local Greek place. Even better is any Calamari in Southern Europe.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:55 PM (IbPe4)

377 It would be funny if that were the search phrase to use on Amazon.
Posted by: Helena Hnadbasket


It is. Just did.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 07:56 PM (OCTRt)

378 My guest spot on Christian Toto's podcast is up, if anyone's interested:

https://tinyurl.com/4sa97pn8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 07:56 PM (LvTSG)

379 stupid slydexia

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 07:56 PM (ACi07)

380 Erev Tov Patriots

Went to dinner with some good friends I have not seen in while in Bethesda. Good times. And conservative also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2021 07:56 PM (IHyjr)

381 As squid games go,

Splatoon > Squid Game

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2021 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

382 >>> It would be funny if that were the search phrase to use on Amazon.
Posted by: Helena Hnadbasket at October 20, 2021 07:54 PM (ACi07)


The product is called, "Boob Tape". Seriously

Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 07:57 PM (rLfOT)

383 370 There's a tragedy here, but it's not national news. Would be nice for some accountability though.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 20, 2021 07:53 PM (zNeyg)


Depends what you mean by national news. In pure storytelling plus pictures terms, it's one heck of a story.
Chick was really attractive and there are pictures and video.
Stupid "van life" backstory.
Couple bragged about their lifestyle in Internet videos.
Dude returns home and refuses to talk about what happened.
Better than fiction. And then the dude vanishes, and everyone and their brother wants to make damn sure he doesn't get away with this, if he's still alive.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2021 07:58 PM (S7/a+)

384 Does the boob tape come with a large pizza?

Posted by: Meggie Mac at October 20, 2021 07:58 PM (Xrfse)

385 OrangeEnt, dinuguan is awesome. Kaldereta not so much.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:58 PM (YZG/i)

386 Humor and Animals twitter site is 99% Democrat crap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

387 Basque is a weird sounding language

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:59 PM (YZG/i)

388 >>Place in Door Cty WI is a restaurant that has a sod roof and goats. Or at least did. It's probably been better than 3 decades since I was there, despite it being a less than 2 hr drive.
Posted by: Bete at October 20, 2021 07:51 PM (Ojki1)


Still there! Al Johnson's Swedish Restaurant

https://aljohnsons.com/goat-cam

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 20, 2021 07:59 PM (Xtych)

389 No. Brunhilde's wedding ring.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr)


Otter's Ransom
Loki killed Otter and in trying to escape retribution turned himself into a salmon, and was caught with a net.

The blood price for killing Otter was enough gold to cover otter's pelt. So being Loki, he went and extorted it out of Alvis, who begged him to not take the ring as well, and cursed it when Loki did anyways.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 08:00 PM (KbLYZ)

390 Why is it that Bia Den doesn't require EBT and other welfare recipients to get the jab, only those who work and contribute to society.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 08:00 PM (OCTRt)

391 What happens if the goats fall through the roof onto your dinner?

Posted by: Meggie Mac at October 20, 2021 08:00 PM (Xrfse)

392 So there I was, just minding my own business and admiring the cuteness of the baby goats. Totally wasn't thinking about snacks when all of the sudden this lady shoots me in the ass with a pew pew gun! What's the world coming to when a large carnivore can't mingle with the meat? Err, I mean cute baby goats that I was totally not going to eat.

Posted by: Really big brown bear at October 20, 2021 08:00 PM (kTF2Z)

393 I don't know anything about the woman that was murdered or this dude but the mfmsm is real damned interested in me being real damned interested about it. I

Standard media tactic. Get people all interested in some personal interest story (death! sex!) that has nothing to do with their lives and has no political angle. That will fill up airtime and keep the TV zombies from thinking about what's going on or talking with their friends about those things. Instead they will chat about this pointless story.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 20, 2021 07:54 PM (3/XaG)

Norm Macdonald did a riff on this. I have argued this before with family members. Some say it makes me cold to not care. It is not that I don't care, it is that you keep trying to make me care and miserable. And you are making money off of that. I know how the world is, the reality is there is very little news that is new.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 08:00 PM (IbPe4)

394 The product is called, "Boob Tape". Seriously
Posted by: banana Dream


* Hurries off to trademark Ta-Tape *

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2021 08:01 PM (P1f+c)

395 That's a good point. why this particular murder?

It's convenient. White guy that people now say was weird, kills white girl, that people now say was an angel.
It's easy to keep on the front page, just as Casey Anthony killing her daughter was. It was white on white and that makes it permissible for everyone to find abhorrent.


Posted by: old chick at October 20, 2021 08:01 PM (sOete)

396 The only Squid Game i care about is Calamari at the local Greek place. Even better is any Calamari in Southern Europe.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 07:55 PM (IbPe4)

Newfie buys his hunting licence, picks up his .303, and heads out into the woods. Stalks through the forest for hours. Suddenly, he meets a beautiful woman, buck naked, skipping through the woods. He asks her, "are you game?" She replies with a wink, "you'd better believe it, Big Boy!" So he shot her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:01 PM (q5K+/)

397 Basque is a weird sounding language
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:59 PM (YZG/i)


It's made up. They don't speak real Basque if outsiders are listening.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 08:01 PM (P4LRL)

398 "The tumbling goat" sounds like a good name for a drink.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:01 PM (AwPyG)

399

A drone attack targeted US troops at the US base at At-Tanf in Syria, close to the border with Jordan, on Wednesday, according to a US defense official.

The initial assessment is that there were no injuries as a result of the attack, but the battle damage assessment is ongoing.

The US maintains approximately 900 troops in Syria, largely split between the At-Tanf base and the country's eastern oil fields.

The base sits within a 20-square-mile deconfliction zone near the Syrian border with Jordan, which was established by Russia and the US-led coalition to prevent the two sides from coming into accidental contact. The area has seen heavy fighting in recent years between US forces and ISIS, which has held a foothold in the area.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

400 OrangeEnt, dinuguan is awesome. Kaldereta not so much.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:58 PM (YZG/i)

Do you trust the maker of dinuguan? MiL at the time said don't eat it if you don't know who made it. Kaldereta's just beef or goat stew.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 08:02 PM (7bRMQ)

401 Basque is a weird sounding language

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:59 PM (YZG/i)

they have awesome food and hard cider. Some suggested they plomped down from outer space because the language seems like it came from nowhere.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 08:02 PM (IbPe4)

402 @390

The CDC doesn't require the jab.

And the postal workers, too. The people that literally go door to door.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:04 PM (AwPyG)

403 Biden rides Amtrak One.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2021 08:04 PM (ybIRR)

404 My guest spot on Christian Toto's podcast is up, if anyone's interested:

https://tinyurl.com/4sa97pn8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 07:56 PM (LvTSG)

You, uh, sound taller on the radio.

Posted by: Buford T at October 20, 2021 08:04 PM (7bRMQ)

405 Neat TJM. I use to go to Toto's place a lot, but got tired of sifting through Barry Wurst's posts as I don't care much for his takes (and when he reviewed Godzilla v Kong he didn't do his research on the original Toho clash and that was the last straw in deciding I had no need for him). I totally forgot it existed, and I liked his stuff. Cool you got noticed.

Posted by: Bete at October 20, 2021 08:04 PM (Ojki1)

406 Fifth verse of House of the Rising Sun.
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2021 07:47 PM (UnQlg)

Little known fact, the Animals stole the song "House of the Rising Sun" from the old standard "The St. James Infirmary" - just rewrote it...

Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2021 08:04 PM (5iUNf)

407 "The tumbling goat" sounds like a good name for a drink.
Posted by: artemis


Everclear Valu-Rite and goat's milk?

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2021 08:05 PM (P1f+c)

408 Biden rides Amtrak One.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2021 08:04 PM (ybIRR)

I have no doubt biden plays with his choo choo every night. choo choo! CHOO CHOO!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2021 08:05 PM (IHyjr)

409 A drone attack targeted US troops at the US base at At-Tanf in Syria, close to the border with Jordan, on Wednesday, according to a US defense official.

I thought they were homophobic goats. Oh, well.

Posted by: Spc. Trigglypuff, Joystick Squad Leader at October 20, 2021 08:05 PM (Xrfse)

410 >>> Humor and Animals twitter site is 99% Democrat crap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 07:58 PM (63Dwl)


I've noticed that myself. Some here said that's not coming from the source of the animal humor but because twitter will take anything popular and unpolitical and use it to inject their leftist communist party official state propaganda. I wouldn't know. Twitter is the scum on the bottom of the internet's latrine pit that the other bits of crap and waves of disgusting effluvia avoid so as not to be tainted by its particular filth.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 08:05 PM (rLfOT)

411 Posted by: Really big brown bear at October 20, 2021 08:00 PM (kTF2Z)

Did you folks follow the Fat Bear brackets this year? Some truly huge participants.

https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week-2021.htm

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (qvjMx)

412 Newfie buys his hunting licence, picks up his .303, and heads out into the woods. Stalks through the forest for hours. Suddenly, he meets a beautiful woman, buck naked, skipping through the woods. He asks her, "are you game?" She replies with a wink, "you'd better believe it, Big Boy!" So he shot her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:01 PM (q5K+/)

Two Aggies were driving down a road to their hunting spot. The sign said "Bear Left", so they went home.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (IbPe4)

413 -
Basque is a weird sounding language
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:59 PM (YZG/i)

It's made up. They don't speak real Basque if outsiders are listening.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 08:01 PM -
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Absolutely true. When unencumbered by strangers, the only thing they talk about (in perfect English", is how weird French and Spanish sound.

Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (BB7pQ)

414 Basque and Finnish get lumped together, not because they're similar but rather oddities unrelated to any other languages.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (/EISY)

415 Tucker Carlson is amazing!

He says he's already booked the alligator that claims to have eaten Brian Laundrie on his show for an interview next week!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

416 There's a site called "Welcome to Nature" that has animal clips, and doesn't seem too politicized.

Very handy, if you're dealing with a fussy toddler at a restaurant.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)

417 Two Aggies were driving down a road to their hunting spot. The sign said "Bear Left", so they went home.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (IbPe4)

Heh! I love absurd jokes like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:08 PM (q5K+/)

418 414 Basque and Finnish get lumped together, not because they're similar but rather oddities unrelated to any other languages.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (/EISY)

Same deal with the Haida up here. Nobody knows where they came from. No relation to the other tribes, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 08:09 PM (qvjMx)

419 Author ! TJM...what's going on with your mic ?

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 08:10 PM (V13WU)

420 are you guys listening to TJM on the radio ????

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 08:11 PM (V13WU)

421 I want to call in ! what's the number ....

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 08:11 PM (V13WU)

422 Basque is not related to any other language. Al other European languages are in the Indo-European category.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 20, 2021 08:11 PM (xPl2J)

423 Finnish and Hungarian share a common ancestry, I think. Miklos would know. And Finnish and Estonian are mutually comprehensible. Scarcely surprising, given their close proximity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:11 PM (Ga991)

424 Is he talking about Prometheus? Give him the "cut throat" sign, quick!

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:12 PM (AwPyG)

425 Maltese is the strangest written language. Arabic language written in the Latin alphabet with a few added squiggles. Really bizarre looking words.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 20, 2021 08:12 PM (/EISY)

426 Did you folks follow the Fat Bear brackets this year? Some truly huge participants.

https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week-2021.htm
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 08:06 PM (qvjMx)

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Great, now the body shaming. You were more fun when you just shot me.

Posted by: Really big brown bear at October 20, 2021 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)

427 Lots of opportunity for deviltry, if we call in the program. So tempting.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)

428 404 My guest spot on Christian Toto's podcast is up, if anyone's interested:

https://tinyurl.com/4sa97pn8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 07:56 PM (LvTSG
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It sounds just like you.
It really does.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:13 PM (cZY+h)

429 Ate at some Basque restaurants in Bakersfield CA. Man they fill you up.

Posted by: Javems at October 20, 2021 08:14 PM (AmoqO)

430 Gators leave DNA lying around to be tested? Why do i find it unbelievable that such bad Laundrie would be eaten by a gator? Nice ruse.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 20, 2021 08:14 PM (KAi1n)

431 I wonder if Basque is a remnant of Neanderthal language adopted by the Cro-Magnons that succeeded them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:15 PM (Ga991)

432 I see that my 10K Romanian friends have the new Dune to lend.

BBL

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 08:15 PM (c3Qm1)

433 Lots of opportunity for deviltry, if we call in the program. So tempting.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)

Pre-recorded. Probably to keep things like that from happening.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 08:16 PM (7bRMQ)

434 It sounds just like you.
It really does.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:13 PM (cZY+h)



I always imagined him sounding like James Mason.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 08:16 PM (c3Qm1)

435
Great, now the body shaming. You were more fun when you just shot me.
Posted by: Really big brown bear


They've given you a number and taken away your name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

436 @433

Shoot! They're on to us.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:17 PM (AwPyG)

437

I am not a man, I am an animal!

Posted by: Bear #6 at October 20, 2021 08:18 PM (a1fMq)

438 @437

Hahahaha

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:19 PM (AwPyG)

439 Oh stewardess, I speak bodice.

Posted by: Ms Bilingsly at October 20, 2021 08:20 PM (2/FOp)

440 -
The blood price for killing Otter was enough gold to cover otter's pelt. So being Loki, he went and extorted it out of Alvis, who begged him to not take the ring as well, and cursed it when Loki did anyways.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 08:00 PM -
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Damn it. I'm always the last to know. How many sequels to Animal House have I missed?

Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 08:21 PM (BB7pQ)

441 Applies paddles to thread...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:24 PM (wnSJE)

442 Must have been a kamikaze drone. Ain't no one there that can fire a missile from a drone except the Russians.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:24 PM (2DOZq)

443 Hunter and Oleg Deripaska!? JHC...

Hunter Biden pitched himself as expert in Russian oligarch targeted by FBI

https://tinyurl.com/yhgjeg2m

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2021 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

444 Applies paddles to thread...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:24 PM (wnSJE)

Just waiting for the next one....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 08:25 PM (7bRMQ)

445 Everybody's listening to TJM, and trying to decide if he sounds more like James Mason or Robert Mitchum

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

446 Everybody's listening to TJM, and trying to decide if he sounds more like James Mason or Robert Mitchum

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

Well, if he sounds like James Mason, he'd have to drive a Studebaker Hawk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:28 PM (wnSJE)

447 445 Everybody's listening to TJM, and trying to decide if he sounds more like James Mason or Robert Mitchum
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

========

I always figured I sounded more like Eddie Deezen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 08:29 PM (LvTSG)

448 On trail when sun climbs in sky, stop for cartridges and firewater.

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2021 08:29 PM (0OP+5)

449 Deezen who?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2021 08:29 PM (0ryfU)

450 Well, if he sounds like James Mason, he'd have to drive a Studebaker Hawk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:28 PM (wnSJE)

Those aren't bad looking cars. Can't find one decent price or condition.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 08:29 PM (7bRMQ)

451 @RandPaul 3m

"I told you so" doesn't even begin to cover it here:

@R_H_Ebright

NIH corrects untruthful assertions by NIH Director Collins and NIAID Director Fauci that NIH had not funded gain-of-function research in Wuhan.

NIH states that EcoHealth Alliance violated Terms and Conditions of NIH grant AI110964.

https://tinyurl.com/yems7x7s

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2021 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

452 That woman starts to run from the gunman and forgets her kid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2021 08:30 PM (0ryfU)

453 I'll dedicate a portion of my apathy to Chappelle. It probably won't help.

Posted by: klaftern at October 20, 2021 08:30 PM (taPSh)

454 Was finally able to get a vet appointment to get my cat neutered. Three weeks?? Well, okay, and at least the nice vet assistant who lives around the corner will take him in for me and bring him home. But three weeks to neuter a male 6-month-old cat? ::sigh::

I just hope it doesn't turn him hostile. Right now he's a real sweetie, but I've had un-neutered males before, and that stray-and-spray ... uh, no, thanks.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 06:34 PM (JJatH)

I have never had any cat I have spayed have any bad personality effects from it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2021 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

455 Deezen who?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2021 08:29 PM (0ryfU)

Doze, Deezen Dose.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 08:31 PM (7bRMQ)

456 Posted by: Tam

Huge day- evening, really. Trump Media & Technology, anyone?

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 08:31 PM (DMQdU)

457 Oh, i thought it might be Deezen nuts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2021 08:32 PM (0ryfU)

458 There was a nice story in the local paper 2-3 years ago. A local couple had gotten married they day they graduated high school, during the Depression. The boy had enlisted, and had to report to basic training the next day. WWII followed not long after. The couple, both over 100, were celebrating their 86th wedding anniversary.

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 20, 2021 08:32 PM (HLwmB)

459 I have never had any cat I have spayed have any bad personality effects from it.
Posted by: Oldcat


Given the nick, I think we can believe him.

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2021 08:33 PM (P1f+c)

460 Basque is a weird sounding language
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 07:59 PM (YZG/i)


There is a theory that Spanish is based off a creole made up of Southern French vulgar Latin deeply influenced by Basque pronunciation, which explains both the reduced phonemes in Spanish compared to the other Romance languages and the strictly regularized verbs.

Aragon traded through the Pyrenees, and the theory was that the Basques had such influence on this trade that a form of trade language was developed. At the time vulgar latin and Occitan was standard as a "lingua Franca", and for example even Catalonia used Occitan as a court language. During the Reconquesta against the Moors it was used as a common language among all the smaller kingdoms.
(In Spanish academe, it is considered a Koine since Creole has a much different meaning in Spanish.)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 08:33 PM (KbLYZ)

461 Oh, i thought it might be Deezen nuts.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
**

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Nick Saban at October 20, 2021 08:33 PM (/6kZi)

462 Huge day- evening, really. Trump Media & Technology, anyone?

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 08:31 PM (DMQdU)

I hope he gets some good people running it. It would be nice to see him bankrupt at least two of the big three.

Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 08:33 PM (KnJdm)

463 God only knows
God makes his plan
The information's unavailable
To the mortal man
We work our jobs
Collect our pay
Believe we're gliding down the highway
When in fact we're slip slidin' away

Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away

Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 20, 2021 08:34 PM (X5CsJ)

464 TJM is having a day, talking to Christian Toto on his podcast! You go dude!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 20, 2021 08:34 PM (bIH0b)

465 YOu sound like young James Mason !


Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 08:35 PM (V13WU)

466 NIH corrects untruthful assertions by NIH Director Collins and NIAID Director Fauci that NIH had not funded gain-of-function research in Wuhan.

***

Thank goodness they weren't assertioning to Congress.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at October 20, 2021 08:35 PM (/6kZi)

467 NIH Director Collins announced his retirement. Mere days later, the NIH announces the former Director and Fauci are full of shit. They funded gain of function research in Wuhan.

https://bit.ly/2Ze4awW

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2021 08:36 PM (i0wNm)

468 *I hope TjM's new book has plenty of pictures !

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 08:37 PM (V13WU)

469 Thank goodness they weren't assertioning to Congress.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at October 20, 2021 08:35 PM (/6kZi)

You ain't kidding, those wrist slaps really sting!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 08:37 PM (7bRMQ)

470 -
Director Collins announced his retirement. Mere days later, the NIH announces the former Director and Fauci are full of shit. They funded gain of function research in Wuhan.
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Heh. And this matters, how?

Posted by: Fauci and Whoever at October 20, 2021 08:38 PM (BB7pQ)

471 @462

Maybe why he never seemed to choose a home, on the tech side of things.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:38 PM (AwPyG)

472 So transparently ridiculous of Fauci to try to sneak his correction through with little notice.

Arrest the little fucker. Covid is his fault.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 20, 2021 08:38 PM (bIH0b)

473 Everybody's listening to TJM, and trying to decide if he sounds more like James Mason or Robert Mitchum

Posted by: artemis

Polyamorous Buffalo Bill

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 20, 2021 08:38 PM (+rjp/)

474 Maltese is the strangest written language. Arabic language written in the Latin alphabet with a few added squiggles. Really bizarre looking words. Posted by: JuJuBee at October 20, 2021 08:12 PM (/EISY)

Like "dingus"?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2021 08:39 PM (BMmaB)

475 My prediction: there are a lot of elected officials and public health officials who will not die of natural causes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)

476 My stupid Netbook thinks it's 2001. I wonder if the CMOS battery died?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (wnSJE)

477
Heh. And this matters, how?

Posted by: Fauci and Whoever at October 20, 2021 08:38 PM (BB7pQ)

Not now, but later. Definitely later.

Posted by: Guy Keeping Book of Life at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (7bRMQ)

478 Is Fauci weaselly enough to roll over on the higher ups who ordered him to fund gain of function?

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (2/FOp)

479 RE: Fauci news.

And you wonder why Bill Gates got photographed with the Queen?

And she allowed it?

Dark doings, I think

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (AwPyG)

480 Gah, been feeling puny. Work is making me a get a covid test. Can't get one till Sat.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 08:41 PM (QC3yT)

481 I am about to hear TJM. I doubt he sounds like I envisioned.Not that I ever envisioned it. It is not like DeeJays that look nothing like you pictured.

BTW,I don't sound like Quint. I wish I did lol. And I legit hate horror as a genre. Ironically Jaws is listed as Horror in most movie anthologies.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 08:41 PM (IbPe4)

482 "My prediction: there are a lot of elected officials and public health officials who will not die of natural causes."

Jackstraw lights a cigar.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

483 My stupid Netbook thinks it's 2001. I wonder if the CMOS battery died?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (wnSJE)

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If you've discovered a portal back to 2001, please take me with you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z)

484 And you wonder why Bill Gates got photographed with the Queen?

And she allowed it?

Dark doings, I think

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (AwPyG)

Clarification needed. Which queen?

Posted by: The Record at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (7bRMQ)

485 472 So transparently ridiculous of Fauci to try to sneak his correction through with little notice.

Arrest the little fucker. Covid is his fault.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 20, 2021 08:38 PM (bIH0b)

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If anyone deserves the Mussolini treatment, it's Fauci.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (VxC1e)

486 Arrest the little fucker. Covid is his fault.

If nothing else, the panic meltdown certainly was. Marching him out there day after day during PDT's tenure didn't help things a bit. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

487 Made it to the city of the MoMe.

On the way down from Dallas, passed a electronic billboard that said:

"SLOW DOWN!! YOU'RE ALREADY IN TEXAS!!"

I was doing 10 over the speed limit. Guys were passing me like I was standing still.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (CQ8KO)

488 Well, I am going to shut down here, and move myself to the boarding lounge.

Might check into the ONT if I am still awake when I get to the shack in AJ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (wnSJE)

489 NIH states that EcoHealth Alliance violated Terms and Conditions of NIH grant AI110964.

https://tinyurl.com/yems7x7s

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2021 08:30 PM (cF8AT)
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TORCHES

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:43 PM (cZY+h)

490 So, NIH and Fauci are responsible for the GoF research that led to the WuFlu?

Cool. Shit can him without retirement benefits and send him to China with no passport.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2021 08:44 PM (l1zez)

491 Gah, been feeling puny. Work is making me a get a covid test. Can't get one till Sat.
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 08:41 PM (QC3yT)

**

If you can get the home kits have someone else take it for you if yours pings a positive.

This crap won't end until we end it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at October 20, 2021 08:44 PM (G6CdD)

492 I see Newfie jokes have entered the chat.

God love 'em!

Posted by: 496 at October 20, 2021 08:44 PM (U1eOr)

493 452 That woman starts to run from the gunman and forgets her kid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2021 08:30 PM (0ryfU)
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Shooter was so shocked by her boldness she forgot to finish her triple tap.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:44 PM (cZY+h)

494 Huge day- evening, really. Trump Media & Technology, anyone?

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 08:31 PM (DMQdU)

Took me a while to figure out what you were referring to.

@newsmax 30m

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has announced the Trump Media & Technology Group, merging with the Digital World Acquisition Corp. to become a publicly listed company, launching a new social media platform called Truth Social in early 2022.

https://tinyurl.com/yjhd72qm

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2021 08:45 PM (cF8AT)

495 @490

Plausible theory that he's involved in a conspiracy to commit mass murder.

So, probably not being sent to China with no passport

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:45 PM (AwPyG)

496 TORCHES
Posted by: Braenyard


And Pitchforks!

And pitchforks with a torch on each tine!

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2021 08:46 PM (P1f+c)

497 If anyone deserves the Mussolini treatment, it's Fauci.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (VxC1e)


Mussolini and his retinue were shot in an alley and then hung by the heels at a gas station marquee.

by the way, there are big riots in Trieste this week.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 08:46 PM (KbLYZ)

498 NIH states that EcoHealth Alliance violated Terms and Conditions of NIH grant AI110964.

Posted by: Tami

If bad luck struck in spades and the CEO, Chief Counsel, Chief Scientist and the entire Board of Trustees should reach the choir eternal, that would be a darned shame.

Bad luck.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 08:46 PM (CQ8KO)

499 Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2021 08:46 PM (wnSJE)

500 Departing MDW for Dallas Love. With an emphasis on Love!

Posted by: RI Red at October 20, 2021 08:46 PM (CJtAX)

501 478 Is Fauci weaselly enough to roll over on the higher ups who ordered him to fund gain of function?
Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (2/FOp)
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put him on a waterboard and he'll sing like the little bitch that he is

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:47 PM (cZY+h)

502 Robbie, they want the rapid test. I can still work from home. So sick of this shit.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 08:47 PM (QC3yT)

503 I was doing 10 over the speed limit. Guys were passing me like I was standing still.

Yep. You're in Texas!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:49 PM (nxdel)

504 put him on a waterboard and he'll sing like the little bitch that he is
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:47 PM (cZY+h)



Give me ten minutes with a ballpeen hammer, a concrete floor, and Fauci's toes and we will know everything.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 08:49 PM (c3Qm1)

505 put him on a waterboard and he'll sing like the little bitch that he is
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:47 PM (cZY+h)


You can laugh, but the last 8 months or so has had the tone for me of a bunch of someones in back rooms shouting that they are not going to prison alone.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 08:49 PM (KbLYZ)

506 @482

QEII. Photo plastered everywhere of a smiling Queen gazing adoringly at Bill Gates. Really wretched.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)

507 Give me ten minutes with a ballpeen hammer, a concrete floor, and Fauci's toes and we will know everything.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 08:50 PM (QC3yT)

508 Tuna, yup. Time After Time (and Chris Reeve's Superman follow-up, Somewhere In Time) have both been on my to-see list forever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

You might want to read the very short story it is based on, The Love Letter by Jack Finney. No Mackinaw Island but one of my favorite stories when it was unaccountably put in a short story book from Scholastic when I was a wee fellow.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (eoQWY)

509 @505

For what it's worth, Q said there would be no deals.

But Q said a lot of things.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (AwPyG)

510 Give me ten minutes with a ballpeen hammer, a concrete floor, and Fauci's toes and we will know everything.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

You had a ballpeen hammer?!
Luxury!!

I'd just use one wooden handscrew clamp.

But not on his toes.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (CQ8KO)

511 Oops - link on my user name

Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (eoQWY)

512 -
Is Fauci weaselly enough to roll over on the higher ups who ordered him to fund gain of function?
Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM -
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Can satan's minions tell of his evil? How would anyone know who to believe and when?

Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (BB7pQ)

513 ONT NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (ACi07)

514 478 Is Fauci weaselly enough to roll over on the higher ups who ordered him to fund gain of function?
Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 08:40 PM (2/FOp)
put him on a waterboard and he'll sing like the little bitch that he is
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 08:47 PM (cZY+h)

When the NKVD arrested then shot their former boss Nikolay Yezhov, it was said he hopped around like a rat in his cell as they shot him, begging for his life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2021 08:52 PM (R/m4+)

515 QEII. Photo plastered everywhere of a smiling Queen gazing adoringly at Bill Gates. Really wretched.

Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)

Ah, considering the crowd he runs with you can never be too sure which queen he's been with.

Posted by: The Record at October 20, 2021 08:52 PM (7bRMQ)

516 If Trump puts up a social media platform, I may have to break my self-promise never to get on one.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 20, 2021 10:39 PM (JJatH)

517 "Inman: Police deal with crackheads who are too stoned to know they're supposed to lie about wanting to buy crack."

Watch that one to the end...
Naah, I'll spoil it for you instead.

"I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute".

Posted by: ertdfg at October 20, 2021 11:43 PM (I388C)

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