DHS Secretary Mayorkas Tests Positive for Covid, Days After Standing Next to a Maskless Biden While Not Wearing a Mask

Maybe Biden should have observed his own demand to always wear a mask.

Or Mayorkas.

Mayorkas was fully vaccinated, of course.


Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has tested positive for COVID-19, DHS confirmed on Tuesday – just days after he attended an event with President Biden.

A DHS spokesperson told Fox that contract tracing was underway after Mayorkas tested positive Tuesday morning.

...

"Secretary Mayorkas is experiencing only mild congestion; he is fully vaccinated and will isolate and work at home per CDC protocols and medical advice," a DHS spokesperson said.

The diagnosis comes after Mayorkas attended the 40th Annual National Peace Officers' Memorial Service at the U.S. Capitol alongside President Biden on Saturday. While it was not clear what sort of contact the two men had, Biden mentioned Mayorkas by name at the event.

...

Additionally, images from the event show Mayorkas stood close to Biden and First Lady Jill Biden at one point during the outdoor event, without masks.

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I wonder how many people Biden infected at this restaurant:

Was this the event where Biden announced his new Chansgender policy?

Look like he was wearing a different tie so that doesn't seem to be the same event.

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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

3 That's quite a lineup of criminals there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 03:03 PM (lb99c)

4 Fully vaccinated too.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (JUOKG)

5 They won't die because they'll be able to get Ivermectin and other banned treatments.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

6 But it is the fault of the unvaxxed!

Posted by: MSM at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (F9322)

7 Oh, he got an illness that 99.7% of those who get it survive?

I wonder if he'll survive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

8 Just get the vaccine... it'll protect you they said.
I wonder how much ivermectin that *stard will be given.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (BSU57)

9 4Chansgender?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (Bmy3R)

10 Too slow. Reading the content always gets me.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (N1tpc)

11 Is that Iggy Pop up there with Biden and Mayorkas?

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (i3fhP)

12 She looks like the Cryptkeeper.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)

13 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (CYnTg)

14 Oh the irony if OrangeManBad recovers from some therapeutic the FNM says doesn't work and Biden dies when the clot shot fails him. Presuming he got the clot shot of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (ESjRY)

15 Pro tip: It's not a "vaccine" if you can still get covid, it's a flu shot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (JUOKG)

16 Is stupid contagious? Cuz at least 2 of those 3 already have it.

Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (FJYfm)

17 >>>Mayorkas was fully vaccinated, of course.

Do we know that? I don't think that we know that.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (6dJKT)

18 What they're not saying is that Myorkas has been taking low-dose prophylactic ivermectin which has slowed the onset and will now go onto treatment doses in combination with other effective parts of the cocktail as have now been well-documented in India and other places.

I mean, I'm just guessing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (DU+/6)

19 9 4Chansgender?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (Bmy3R)

I read that as CHASgender...so who's Chas?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

20 Is Biden's eye filling up with blood yet?

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (2xGy+)

21 Mayorkas was fully vaccinated, of course.

If you get the shot you'll never get COVID!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (ESjRY)

22 Geez

C'est stupide

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (aV+5l)

23 Buck Fiden is looking more and more like Walter every day.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (R6xOg)

24 Guy- it's the Biden can't even pronounce words anymore.

I would say "normal words", but while it is true he can't pronounce those, too, "Chansgender" isn't a normal word, mispronounced or not.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (N1tpc)

25 Ok, masks do nothing. The 'vaccine/gene therapy' does nothing.

We have to keep pointing this shit out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (csEWM)

26 A moronic poll: President Mush Mouth gets the rona, or he doesn't?

I say he doesn't, because we haven't yet suffered enough and he needs to be President a little longer to really rub our noses in it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (lb99c)

27 10 Too slow. Reading the content always gets me.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (N1tpc)

Me, too.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (6dJKT)

28 14 Oh the irony if OrangeManBad recovers from some therapeutic the FNM says doesn't work and Biden dies when the clot shot fails him. Presuming he got the clot shot of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (ESjRY)

He was part of the placebo group. Intentionally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

29 18 What they're not saying is that Myorkas has been taking low-dose prophylactic ivermectin which has slowed the onset and will now go onto treatment doses in combination with other effective parts of the cocktail as have now been well-documented in India and other places.

I mean, I'm just guessing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (DU+/6)

=========

"So, he's a horse?"
-The FDA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

30 5 They won't die because they'll be able to get Ivermectin and other banned treatments.

Yep. Just like that punkass Rogan, getting a script when no one else can. Only the Elites.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (Bmy3R)

31 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Fabulist at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (1DlmY)

32 A retard, a whore and a midget walk into a bar...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (IytoW)

33 Mayorkas was fully vaccinated, of course

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Sign me up for this miracle cure.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (sX1BW)

34 Chas Bono?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (aV+5l)

35 23 Buck Fiden is looking more and more like Walter every day.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (R6xOg)

They both have wood for brains, but I suspect only one of them suffers from termites.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

36 11 Is that Iggy Pop up there with Biden and Mayorkas?
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (i3fhP)

LOL, garrett!

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (6dJKT)

37 Biden couldn't remember the term "transgender" or he started to say something like "people who have changed their gender" and it came out as "chansgender"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (ueGNX)

38 Do we know that? I don't think that we know that.
Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (6dJKT)
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By what they've reported, he was. Was he actually? Who knows. It would surprise me not at all to learn that our masters never got the vaccine and are handling it with low-risk prophylaxis and treatment if they pick up a minor case anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (DU+/6)

39 Fully vaccinated too.

Twice.

Helluva vaccine.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (XHrkn)

40 >>Reading the content always gets me.


That's not how this works!

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (i3fhP)

41 too much to hope that Biden...hmm..I am not going to verbalize it.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (hV9ir)

42 Chas Bono, Chansgender.
To-may-oh, To-mah-to

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (TNyrE)

43 7 Oh, he got an illness that 99.7% of those who get it survive?

I wonder if he'll survive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

He hasn't fulfilled the work we contracted for yet, so until then he'll survive.

Posted by: Lucifer Morningstar at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (F9322)

44 I want the whole rotten junta to die. Is that so much to ask?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (2JVJo)

45 Jill looks like a wrinkled potato with stick arms and legs. She is one of the most unattractive older woman I can think of.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (2xGy+)

46 jill biden and Macron's wife are twins

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (hV9ir)

47 But it is the fault of the unvaxxed!
Posted by: MSM


Remember to wear your raincoat so the person next to you doesn't get wet.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (XHrkn)

48 15 Pro tip: It's not a "vaccine" if you can still get covid, it's a flu shot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (JUOKG)

We have to keep saying this.
Also: unvaccinated does not equal infected.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (6dJKT)

49 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center are are so proud of President President Biden for allowing these poor people suffering in other countries because of Trump to live in my country. Brattleboro will do its part by accepting only gays from these countries into our community. What has your community done to help persons of color from these poor countries ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (otFiP)

50 Given the subversive fringe weirdness on "the chans," the "chansgender" moniker might be an accidental victory...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (DU+/6)

51 40 >>Reading the content always gets me.


That's not how this works!
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:06 PM (i3fhP)

Narrator: This IS, in fact, how this works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (csEWM)

52 But but but Lightfoot and Biden promised the vax was 100% effective at preventing transmission!

If idiots want to get the vax, no skin off my nose. But seriously, there isn't adequate reason for the shots to get last normal FDA rules, nevermind have a Mark of the Beast mandate.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (Eqkqm)

53 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (arJlL)

54 She looks like the Cryptkeeper.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)


No bad pun? Just a straight up insult? This reboot is DEADful!

Posted by: The Cryptkeeper at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (FJYfm)

55
mayorkas got the chinese flu because YOU aren't vaccinated

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (EsAyS)

56 HaHa

Posted by: Nelson at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (RLGan)

57 I think we better ventilate him.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

58 Mayorkas was fully vaccinated, of course

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So he did or did not kill Colin Powell?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (sX1BW)

59 Mary Clogginstein's spelling sure has improved.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (Bmy3R)

60 Every time I see Molester Joe in his aviators I'm reminded of the Sleestak.

Fun Fact: Sleestak are immune from COVID.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (5l6FZ)

61 I really cannot stand the Mary Clog sock.

It's not even funny anymore.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (NUECS)

62 45 Jill looks like a wrinkled potato with stick arms and legs. She is one of the most unattractive older woman I can think of.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (2xGy+)

Nancy Pelosi. Barbara Boxer. Diane Feinstein. Hillary Clinton. ...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

63 Mayorkas was standing next to Brandon? Hmm, something something fecal oral route...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (ACi07)

64 The actual data says the clot shot slightly increases your risk of getting Wu Flu.

But...I don't think the Dem elites were given the same shot they are giving normies anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (ESjRY)

65 Lori Lightfoot better hope the Chicago PD does not imitate Indira Ghandi's Sikh bodyguards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (aV+5l)

66 Can the masks we get from our elites at least have a cake scent? Birthday cake flavor is quite popular with the masses.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (TNyrE)

67 But but but Lightfoot and Biden promised the vax was 100% effective at preventing transmission!

It's reception that's the problem!

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (XHrkn)

68 Yeah, don't mess with the Chansgender if you don't want a roundhouse kick to the head!

Posted by: Jackie Chan at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (ftFVW)

69 Given the odd side effects, I can completely believe that behind the scenes, Biden is not vaccinated. Would you want to add possible heart issues and clotting risks on top of his preexisting conditions on the POTUS? (and I have to add, even if the fucker stole the job.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (csEWM)

70 It was a picture of the president and his wife. I fell back in time for a moment and was looking for Melania. And then I saw Jill. Then my afternoon was filled with disappointment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (DU+/6)

71 What a fuching clowm show


The only thing missing is their big red noses.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (khuW9)

72 I hope Myorkas didn't catch some weird voodoo form of Covid. That would be terrible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

73 Additionally, images from the event show Mayorkas stood close to Biden and First Lady Jill Biden at one point during the outdoor event, without masks.

------------

Is she the First Lady Doctor Jill Biden or Doctor First Lady Jill Biden?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (sX1BW)

74 61 I really cannot stand the Mary Clog sock.

It's not even funny anymore.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (NUECS)

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It's no Greta Thurnberg sock, that's for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

75 >>Nancy Pelosi. Barbara Boxer. Diane Feinstein. Hillary Clinton. ...


Hold my Ensure.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (i3fhP)

76 They aren't worried because they have access to the good stuff. The stuff they hold back to us piss ants.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (ytSiK)

77 How many articles will there be tomorrow with people saying no chans is actually a gender you philistines.

There is a Chan/Biden/china joke in there somewhere too but I can't figure one out yet.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (SKd10)

78 I am a stickler for the English language....

We have a vaccine so effective it does not preclude you catching it, it does not obviate you spreading it, and it is so potent it requires boosters.....

"vaccine"

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (Lzpvj)

79 Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (/XOcP)

80 It's reception that's the problem!
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (XHrkn)
++++
Damned tubes are fading out and fouling the tuner. The drift is a bitch and I don't know if you're tried to source tubes recently but it's getting to be mighty difficult.

Posted by: Old time radio repairman at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (DU+/6)

81 Or he got ice cream on his tie and they had to change it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (B0mGw)

82 57 I think we better ventilate him.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

Heh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

83 Hypocrites gonna hypocrite and stuff.

Posted by: Satans Retards at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (5rRyG)

84 Jill always looks like a cat brushed her hair with its tongue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ptqGC)

85 74 61 I really cannot stand the Mary Clog sock.

It's not even funny anymore.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (NUECS)

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It's no Greta Thurnberg sock, that's for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES MY PARTICULAR STYLE OF WHIMSY!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (csEWM)

86 >>> 74 61 I really cannot stand the Mary Clog sock.

It's not even funny anymore.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (NUECS)

=========

It's no Greta Thurnberg sock, that's for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ACi07)

87 But...I don't think the Dem elites were given the same shot they are giving normies anyway.

Can you think of a better way to make sure your agents toe the line? Boosters or 'boosters' every six months.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (jacU8)

88 Levine Chasgenda Levine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (63Dwl)

89 83 Hypocrites gonna hypocrite and stuff.
Posted by: Satans Retards at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (5rRyG)

=========

"You know nothing of my work."
-Hippocrates

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

90 Take the rest of the day off, folks. Any and all concerns you may have will be subsumed by today's history-making event.

Rachel Levine has been sworn in as the First Female Four-Star Admiral in the Public Health Corps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (a3Q+t)

91 69 Given the odd side effects, I can completely believe that behind the scenes, Biden is not vaccinated. Would you want to add possible heart issues and clotting risks on top of his preexisting conditions on the POTUS? (and I have to add, even if the fucker stole the job.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (csEWM)

...yes?

Or was this rhetorical? Cause he's earned that fate throughout his public life and more.

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (F9322)

92 What a shame

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (prSvo)

93 85 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES MY PARTICULAR STYLE OF WHIMSY!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (csEWM)
86
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ACi07)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

94 These fucking idiots blocking roads in the UK got nailed, finally. A woman trying to get her sixth grader to school, and herself to work, finally clipped one while yelling "I don't care what your fucking issue is! Get out of the way!". No one seemed seriously hurt, sorry to say.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (lb99c)

95 61 I really cannot stand the Mary Clog sock.

It's not even funny anymore.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (NUECS)

=========

It's no Greta Thurnberg sock, that's for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM

RESIST EXPLAINING THE JOKE WE MUCH

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (SKd10)

96 I really cannot stand the Mary Clog sock.

It's not even funny anymore.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (NUECS)


Someone please educate me on who/what a Mary Clogenstein is

Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (PyDaA)

97 ...yes?

Or was this rhetorical? Cause he's earned that fate throughout his public life and more.
Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (F9322)

No argument here, just assume you do not actually want him to die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (csEWM)

98 >>It's not even funny anymore.


It's got something going for it.

Posted by: Zombie Kierkegaard at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (i3fhP)

99 Clown show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (guGkK)

100 Jill always looks like a cat brushed her hair with its tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
++++
It's supposed to go the other direction:
https://youtu.be/3hPMc89sKhk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

101 75 >>Nancy Pelosi. Barbara Boxer. Diane Feinstein. Hillary Clinton. ...


Hold my Ensure.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (i3fhP)

San Diego has this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Frye

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (ynpvh)

102 I like how they're in size order in that picture. Maybe just out of view next to Mayorkas is Robert Reich?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (4a9Vv)

103 "It's no Greta Thurnberg sock, that's for sure."

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Some Random Retarded Teenager at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (B0mGw)

104
Isn't it odd how this "pandemic" didn't kill a single prominent Democrat?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (EsAyS)

105 Jill looks like a wrinkled potato with stick arms and legs. She is one of the most unattractive older woman I can think of.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021


***
Not every mature woman can look like us, you know.

Posted by: Melania & Cindy Crawford at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (/XOcP)

106 I'm getting a kick out of the media spinning on the Powell death. We've now settled on "The vaccine will prevent death in those who otherwise wouldn't die from Covid, but it can't help the ones actually at risk."

Well, sign me up!

Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (FJYfm)

107 I agree Aetius - I don't think they dared give Joetato the clot shot

no WAY he could have handled it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (j9HX3)

108 >>>Rachel Levine has been sworn in as the First Female Four-Star Admiral in the Public Health Corps.

>I'm looking forward to Rachel Levine's interview with Katie Couric.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (5l6FZ)

109 DHS Secretary looks like the weird little pervert from "Dexter."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (Kqhlu)

110 Three Blind Lice

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (F0YaR)

111 Rachel Levine has been sworn in as the First Female Four-Star Admiral in the Public Health Corps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
___

A dude that thinks he's a female, who has never served in the Armed Forces, gets four stars.

This is why when I see the sun rise, I hope it explodes.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (NUECS)

112 I like Mary Clogenstein because I lived in that area of Vermont for a while. She's dead on.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (B0mGw)

113 Jill always looks like a cat brushed her hair with its tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ptqGC)


She should try my personal life hack and use a balloon.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (guGkK)

114 96 Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (PyDaA)

The original fusion of the Chi Chi.Karen Wine Mom, and Concerned Xian Conservative memes....

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (Lzpvj)

115 "Chansgender" makes as much sense as all the other mental illnesses. So it's got that going for it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (RoIW/)

116 >>> 104
Isn't it odd how this "pandemic" didn't kill a single prominent Democrat?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (EsAyS)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Zombie Colin Powell at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (ACi07)

117 Isn't it odd how this "pandemic" didn't kill a single prominent Democrat?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (EsAyS)

Colin Powell....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (3XcbI)

118 This is my conspiracy theory, Biden is now toxic in the polls and he has to go. How does he go without scandal? Why of course, covid. He will be declared too ill to continue and hello President Kumula.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (4cXAQ)

119 78 I am a stickler for the English language....

We have a vaccine so effective it does not preclude you catching it, it does not obviate you spreading it, and it is so potent it requires boosters.....

"vaccine"

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (Lzpvj)

It is an adjuvant. Doesn't do much by itself, but lessens the severity of the original COOV

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

120 Isn't it odd how this "pandemic" didn't kill a single prominent Democrat?


wat!?!? it just killed Colon Bowel!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (j9HX3)

121 Jill always looks like a cat brushed her hair with its tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2021
++++
It's supposed to go the other direction:
https://youtu.be/3hPMc89sKhk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021


***
If I brought something like that home, my cats would run away. After laughing hysterically.

Posted by: Melania & Cindy Crawford at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (/XOcP)

122 85, 86

Hordemind!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (m+jkK)

123 No argument here, just assume you do not actually want him to die.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (csEWM)

...I'm not saying anything (Hi glowies), but I would on the down low say maybe that isn't a wager you'd want to bet the farm on.

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (F9322)

124 "Jill always looks like a cat brushed her hair with its tongue."

Jill looks like exactly what she is: The tramp second wife.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (B0mGw)

125 If I brought something like that home, my cats would run away. After laughing hysterically.
Posted by: Melania & Cindy Crawford at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (/XOcP)
++++
But only after clawing the shit out of your face and head.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

126 It's no Greta Thurnberg sock, that's for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM


The Paolo, however, is - how you say - long-lasting.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (2JVJo)

127 I am a stickler for the English language....

We have a vaccine so effective it does not preclude you catching it, it does not obviate you spreading it, and it is so potent it requires boosters.....

"vaccine"

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM


You are not keeping up. The CDC changed the definition of "vaccine" on their website two months ago. Now a vaccine does not protect you from getting a disease, you just won't get as sick from it, unless you die from the disease.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (JUOKG)

128 WHAT ABOUT ME?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

129 >> Mary Clogginstein's spelling sure has improved.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (Bmy3R)

She's off the sauce today.

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (aCk/k)

130
Get the shot, it matters not

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (WmGrA)

131 This is why when I see the sun rise, I hope it explodes.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (NUECS)


Yeah, that seems preferable these days.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (RoIW/)

132 Biden is now toxic in the polls and he has to go. How does he go without scandal? Why of course, covid. He will be declared too ill to continue and hello President Kumula.

--------------

Wait until you see Harris' toxicity.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

133 @104 - Colin Powell?

Posted by: Erik in Texas at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (M9SBl)

134 I'm getting a kick out of the media spinning on the Powell death. We've now settled on "The vaccine will prevent death in those who otherwise wouldn't die from Covid, but it can't help the ones actually at risk."

Well, sign me up!
Posted by: Wally at Oct

Why didn't they just say that in the first place?

Posted by: 80s sitcom punchlines are lit at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (SKd10)

135 I like Mary Clogenstein because I lived in that area of Vermont for a while. She's dead on.
Posted by: squid_hunt
___

This explains why I never had a desire to set foot in the New England states.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (NUECS)

136 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES MY PARTICULAR STYLE OF WHIMSY!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (csEWM)
86
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ACi07)


WHAT ABOUT ME??!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (dfRN6)

137 >>> 123 No argument here, just assume you do not actually want him to die.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM (csEWM)

...I'm not saying anything (Hi glowies), but I would on the down low say maybe that isn't a wager you'd want to bet the farm on.
Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (F9322)

Pardon me, what is a "glowie"?

Posted by: Jorts Rule! at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (ACi07)

138 It's in Nature Magazine so it's Science!
Eat your cereal and skip the meat and butter! It's good for you because Science!

https://mobile.twitter.com/TyRBeal/status/
1450110617575174145

@TyRBeal
Lucky charms, cheerios, sweet potato fries, grape juice & watermelon all score at least twice as high as eggs, cheese & beef in a new healthfulness metric. Do we really want this for front-of-package labelling, warning label
https://tinyurl.com/auj2yhht

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (2zT+C)

139 please I'm trying to ignore the Richard Levine news

too awful

he's a sick perv and a murderer

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (j9HX3)

140 He'll be fine.

This disease only kills Conservatives.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (XvPQV)

141 119 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

"Vaccine" it is vitally important we get 100% compliance comrade for a disease 99.9+% of "victims" survived the majority without symptomology or we are not allowed to have an economy.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (Lzpvj)

142 Seattle Times Sports at_SeaTimesSports

WSU did not fire Nick Rolovich on Monday. The school was merely the vessel of dismissal, carrying out a state mandate designed to save lives and contain a pandemic. In reality, Rolovich fired Rolovich.

IM at_ianmSC

It's like a contest to see who can write the worst article. This is a strong contender.

https://bit.ly/3pjwwk8

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (Do5/p)

143 104
Isn't it odd how this "pandemic" didn't kill a single prominent Democrat?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (EsAyS)

*GLARE*

Posted by: Zombie Collin Powell at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (F9322)

144 "This explains why I never had a desire to set foot in the New England states."

What? You didn't even know me back then.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (B0mGw)

145 I see Dr. Jill is wearing the fashionable VTOL eyelash extenders.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (Kqhlu)

146 We have a vaccine so effective it does not preclude you catching it, it does not obviate you spreading it, and it is so potent it requires boosters.....

-----------

No different than a flu vaccine

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (sX1BW)

147 122 85, 86

Hordemind!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (m+jkK)

The wit and wisdom of Big Ben cannot be denied or explained.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (csEWM)

148 108 >>>Rachel Levine has been sworn in as the First Female Four-Star Admiral in the Public Health Corps.

>I'm looking forward to Rachel Levine's interview with Katie Couric.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (5l6FZ)

Stunning and brave.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (ynpvh)

149 If I brought something like that home, my cats would run away. After laughing hysterically.
Posted by: Melania & Cindy Crawford at October 19, 2021
*
But only after clawing the shit out of your face and head.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021


***
Well, that's what *they* find funny!

Posted by: Melania & Cindy Crawford at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (/XOcP)

150 The issue is not whether or not Mayorkas was vaxxed, it is was everyone else around him vaxxed? I am assured that one unvaxxed person can kill everyone!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (lb99c)

151 Shouldn't they have made him a rear admiral?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (xPl2J)

152 Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (csEWM)

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ACi07)

LOL two Bens, a simultaneous posting.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (6dJKT)

153 What? You didn't even know me back then.
Posted by: squid_hunt
___

I'm sure you're a dear man, lol.

Did not mean you.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (NUECS)

154 Doesn't double vax Mayourkas know never to stand next to a triple vax Biden or get in a land war in Asia? You always get the covids that way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (r5BVk)

155 >>Jill looks like a wrinkled potato with stick arms and legs. She is one of the most unattractive older woman I can think of.


Rep. Rosa Delauro FTW!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

156 Maybe we could send some Haitian day care providers to take care of Myorkas?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (4eKPg)

157
I don't think our ruling class is actually getting vaccinated. They're being dosed preventively with vitamins C and D, zinc, and ivermectin. If they get infected they get monoclonal antibody, and antibiotic to prevent pneumonia. The same treatment they deny to us.

Most of them are old. How come none of them have had any of the known complications from the vaccine?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (2iDSr)

158 Dr. Jill looks like she just did sixteen miles of bad road with Hunter.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (5l6FZ)

159 Mary Clogginstein's spelling sure has improved.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (Bmy3R)



Alas, the funniest part of the Cloggenstein schtick was always the misspellings. I got a mental picture of Cher every time I read one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (guGkK)

160 127 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (JUOKG)

Vaccine and Shock Absorber are now the same thing....

Like I said I am a stickler for language....

"vaccine"

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (Lzpvj)

161 Ugh, orf sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (dfRN6)

162 So Dr. Jill had a thing on the White House lawn for Teachers of the Year awards yesterday. Puddinhead decided to make a "surprise" appearance. What could possibly go wrong?

He grabbed the microphone and started talking while the band was still playing "God Bless America." Dr. Jill had to shoo him away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGXAvKfu09o

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (sWM8x)

163 If I wrote what I felt ace would ban me.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (5FqaW)

164 Mary Clogginstein's spelling sure has improved.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (Bmy3R)

Not only that but she was willowed too before commenting on this thread. I suspect the cats have her hostage for explaining the improved grammar and spelling.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (68WvR)

165 Seattle Times Sports at_SeaTimesSports

WSU did not fire Nick Rolovich on Monday. The school was merely the vessel of dismissal, carrying out a state mandate designed to save lives and contain a pandemic. In reality, Rolovich fired Rolovich. ...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (Do5/p)
++++
I didn't murder those Jews, I was merely a vessel of policy. Those Jews committed suicide.

Posted by: Concentration Camp SS Soldier at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (DU+/6)

166 I am definitely not a dear man.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (B0mGw)

167 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES MY PARTICULAR STYLE OF WHIMSY!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (csEWM)
86
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ACi07)


WHAT ABOUT ME??!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (dfRN6)

https://youtu.be/OzQKECQgjW8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (XvPQV)

168 140 He'll be fine.

This disease only kills Conservatives.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (XvPQV)

=========

"See? Even the far right considers Colin Powell a model conservative!"
-CNN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

169 155 >>Jill looks like a wrinkled potato with stick arms and legs. She is one of the most unattractive older woman I can think of.


Rep. Rosa Delauro FTW!
--------------------
How about Crypt Creature Feinstien?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (4eKPg)

170 All the famous people are commenting today.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

171 When was the last time Myorkas visited a border facility.
One of those sites that are overflowing with unvaccinated illegals?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (bDqIh)

172 Someone please educate me on who/what a Mary Clogenstein is
Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM


The Mary Cloggenstien sock is an amalgam of every stereotype about batshit crazy, Birkenstock wearing, feminazi Vermonters...the kind who have 50 cats, unkempt gray hair and bring knitting to town meetings.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)

173 >>Rep. Rosa Delauro FTW!


She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (i3fhP)

174 132 Biden is now toxic in the polls and he has to go. How does he go without scandal? Why of course, covid. He will be declared too ill to continue and hello President Kumula.

--------------

Wait until you see Harris' toxicity.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

To Boldly Go Where Many Men have Gone Before...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

175 Mary Clogginstein's spelling sure has improved.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:08 PM (Bmy3R)


Alas, the funniest part of the Cloggenstein schtick was always the misspellings. I got a mental picture of Cher every time I read one.
Posted by: Cicero


Emily Littela. (Gilda Radner)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (OCTRt)

176 119 78 I am a stickler for the English language....

We have a vaccine so effective it does not preclude you catching it, it does not obviate you spreading it, and it is so potent it requires boosters.....

"vaccine"

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:10 PM (Lzpvj)

It is an adjuvant. Doesn't do much by itself, but lessens the severity of the original COOV
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

New word to me. Thanks.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (6dJKT)

177 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST TROLLING ME NOW.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)

178 Wait until you see Harris' toxicity.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

This is why I will never understand the Harris pick. They should have picked someone who was at least acceptable to the base (considering they did not have to worry about the general.) You could have found any number of actual black women to fill the role and check those boxes. If that was the case, hell ANYONE would have been a better choice. She was so toxic and unlikeable that she bowed out of the primary like a bic lighter in a hurricane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (csEWM)

179 It was a picture of the president and his wife. I fell back in time for a moment and was looking for Melania. And then I saw Jill. Then my afternoon was filled with disappointment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (DU+/6)


Every time someone says "the President" I automatically think they mean Trump.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (Ez6QX)

180 146 Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:16 PM (sX1BW)

Which science admits is hit or miss and has ~ 25-55% chance of efficacy in the general population....

it sure was fortuitous that there were NO flu deaths in America last year.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (Lzpvj)

181 Chansgender. noun. The gender identity of 4chan's kissless wizards.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (QU5/8)

182 And to think, had Fauci not illegally funded and directed the Frankenstein Flu Myorkas would not be opening our borders to more Frankensteins?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (4eKPg)

183 Maybe Kevin Kline can play a Joe Biden in a "Dave" scenario while Kumala's ascension is gamed out?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (5aFbR)

184 I agree Aetius - I don't think they dared give Joetato the clot shot

no WAY he could have handled it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM

I mean, his super power is shooting blood from his eye so I'm pretty sure he'd be good. They should try and see.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (SKd10)

185 WSU did not fire Nick Rolovich on Monday. The school was merely the vessel of dismissal, carrying out a state mandate designed to save lives and contain a pandemic. In reality, Rolovich fired Rolovich.

IM at_ianmSC

It's like a contest to see who can write the worst article. This is a strong contender.

https://bit.ly/3pjwwk8
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (Do5/p)


By that logic, Kaepernick wasn't fired. They just let go every mediocre player who kneeled during the anthem. He really fired himself.

Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (FJYfm)

186 We lost our dear cat Fluff suddenly about a year ago. I never thought I'd miss her sitting on my pillow in the middle of the night, pulling sections of hair up with her claws and cleaning my hair until it was wet. Ugh.

...and yet here I am getting misty. Dammit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (RoIW/)

187 Most of them are old. How come none of them have had any of the known complications from the vaccine?

?

Posted by: Zombie Colin Powell at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (5FqaW)

188 Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (csEWM)

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 19, 2021 03:11 PM (ACi07)

LOL two Bens, a simultaneous posting.
Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (6dJKT)
.........

You can tell the real one by the caps lock.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

189 By my theory outside you aren't catching it unless exchanging body fluids.

But do keep thinking they want him to get it, then stick him in a ventilation unit.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (2JoB8)

190 >>Jill always looks like a cat brushed her hair with its tongue.



Oooh, catty! Come sit by me.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (bDqIh)

191
Start croaking, you bastards

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (3KcdH)

192 She was so toxic and unlikeable that she bowed out of the primary like a bic lighter in a hurricane
----------------
This is why she was picked. Biden ain't stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (4eKPg)

193 Chans Gender Shit My Pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (i3fhP)

194 I'm getting a kick out of the media spinning on the Powell death. We've now settled on "The vaccine will prevent death in those who otherwise wouldn't die from Covid, but it can't help the ones actually at risk."

Well, sign me up!
Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (FJYfm)

Well sheeeit.

Posted by: Zombie Hank Aaron at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (4I/2K)

195 You would think it would be pretty easy to pass a law requiring vaccines that can magically stop the virus.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (sX1BW)

196 By my theory outside you aren't catching it unless exchanging body fluids.

Well, there might be other ways

Posted by: Your Norovirus filled Chipolte burrito at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (ESjRY)

197 This is why I will never understand the Harris pick.

I think it's purposeful by Biden: she's a poison pill designed to make replacing The Turnip an unattractive choice. Biden himself is a non-entity politically. So he needs someone even less appealing and threatening as his number two.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (QU5/8)

198 190 >>Jill always looks like a cat brushed her hair with its tongue.



Oooh, catty! Come sit by me.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (bDqIh)

Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

199 177 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST TROLLING ME NOW.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)

=========

I need your guidance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

200 Vaccine and Shock Absorber are now the same thing....

Like I said I am a stickler for language....

"vaccine"

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:17 PM (Lzpvj)

This bothers me too. I am sure Professor Carmichael, wherever she is, is burning up over this one. (Note: one of the best teachers I ever had in school. Cool as hell and I learned a lot. That made sense. And was intellectually consistent. Also a sweet woman.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (csEWM)

201 This is why I will never understand the Harris pick.

Me either!

Posted by: Stacy Tank Abrams at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (5FqaW)

202 You can tell the real one by the caps lock.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

i'd have it on, but it got picked off.

Posted by: Ben Rothlesburger at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (F9322)

203 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (QU5/

Same reason Biden was picked.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (UuD2k)

204 Biden himself is a non-entity politically. So he needs someone even less appealing and threatening as his number two.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (QU5/



Heh. Number two.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (guGkK)

205 Someone please educate me on who/what a Mary Clogenstein is
Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM

The Mary Cloggenstien sock is an amalgam of every stereotype about batshit crazy, Birkenstock wearing, feminazi Vermonters...the kind who have 50 cats, unkempt gray hair and bring knitting to town meetings.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)


Thanks, RMBS!!

Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (PyDaA)

206 and bring knitting to town meetings.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)


...and she knits with pent up lefty rage.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (RoIW/)

207 But...I don't think the Dem elites were given the same shot they are giving normies anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:09 PM (ESjRY)

-----------------

My other conspiracy theory is that nobody in Congress got the real shot. Fauci organized for the good stuff (saline) for them so that they won't know or even the medical staff administering the jabs would know.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (4cXAQ)

208 You can tell the real one by the caps lock.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

Hey! I do that for the visual juxtaposition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (csEWM)

209 Where Biden was so worthless no one would dare take out Obama, Kamala is that much worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

210 195 Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (sX1BW)



You'd think executions of "policy" that destroy people's lives for non-compliance would have to have efficacy and actual you know fucking preventive as well as palliative effects as well.

Here we sit.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (Lzpvj)

211 Oberlin College loses its shit because men install radiators into trans/women dorms.

https://youtu.be/lVGRgypFim0

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (vMCab)

212 >>> 195 You would think it would be pretty easy to pass a law requiring vaccines that can magically stop the virus.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (sX1BW)

We're going to put signs up all over to identify COVID-19-free zones. Like gun-free zones only better.

Posted by: Super SMAHHHHRT CDC Peeps at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (ACi07)

213 185 By that logic, Kaepernick wasn't fired. They just let go every mediocre player who kneeled during the anthem. He really fired himself.

Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (FJYfm)

My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

214 She was so toxic and unlikeable that she bowed out of the primary like a bic lighter in a hurricane
----------------
This is why she was picked. Biden ain't stupid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2021


***
Well, he *is* stupid . . . but he's crafty after 50 years of dodging scandals in DC. Of course the craft has washed away now, and it's his handlers who are making the decisions. They needed assassination insurance just as Barky did when he picked Joey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (/XOcP)

215 >>>Where Biden was so worthless no one would dare take out Obama, Kamala is that much worse.

>So Kamala is next?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (5l6FZ)

216 This is why I will never understand the Harris pick. They should have picked someone who was at least acceptable to the base (considering they did not have to worry about the general.) You could have found any number of actual black women to fill the role and check those boxes. If that was the case, hell ANYONE would have been a better choice. She was so toxic and unlikeable that she bowed out of the primary like a bic lighter in a hurricane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (csEWM)


This is why I don't think that they expected to win in 2020. The goal was to run Biden because he would do the least damage down-ballot. They expected to win the Senate, gain seats in the House, and lose the WH in a narrow margin. That would have made Trump a lame duck and a pariah on the right. Harris was chosen because a) they were cornered by the riots and Biden's statements, and b) a campaign loss would have killed her chances in the future, which would benefit the Dems.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (jOcSX)

217 172 Someone please educate me on who/what a Mary Clogenstein is
Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:12 PM

The Mary Cloggenstien sock is an amalgam of every stereotype about batshit crazy, Birkenstock wearing, feminazi Vermonters...the kind who have 50 cats, unkempt gray hair and bring knitting to town meetings.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)

Nicely done.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (6dJKT)

218 213 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

=========

Now do people who have AIDS in California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

219
You'd think executions of "policy" that destroy people's lives for non-compliance would have to have efficacy and actual you know fucking preventive as well as palliative effects as well.

Here we sit.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (Lzpvj)

Thank a public school teacher!

Posted by: Techers are gyros! at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (F9322)

220 You'd think executions of "policy" that destroy people's lives for non-compliance would have to have efficacy and actual you know fucking preventive as well as palliative effects as well.

It is painfully obvious that you do not FOLLOW THE SCIENCE

SCIENCE DENIER!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (guGkK)

221 WSU did not fire Nick Rolovich on Monday. The school was merely the vessel of dismissal, carrying out a state mandate designed to save lives and contain a pandemic. In reality, Rolovich fired Rolovich.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (Do5/p)


I guess his religious exemption was denied?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)

222 >>My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.


Awesome.

Now do Welfare.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (i3fhP)

223 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021


***
Did he land on something soft when he "fell" from the window?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:24 PM (/XOcP)

224 HAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2021 03:24 PM (aENAX)

225 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.

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I hope you get him in for the Christmas gift exchange.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:24 PM (sX1BW)

226 Bill Gates and his hoi polloi guests were filmed all maskless at his daughter's chi-chi wedding recently.

Gee, it's like this whole mask up thing is a farce for the little people.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2021 03:24 PM (oiNtH)

227 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

Cool, now do unprotected gay sex with multiple partners or sharing needles among drug users.

Choices, yes?

Posted by: Bete at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (F9322)

228 So imagine a plumber who refuses to go into a female dorm, because it's full of psychotic hysterical freaks... just imagine the shit storm....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (3XcbI)

229 >>This is why I will never understand the Harris pick. They should have picked someone who was at least acceptable to the base (considering they did not have to worry about the general.) You could have found any number of actual black women to fill the role and check those boxes. If that was the case, hell ANYONE would have been a better choice. She was so toxic and unlikeable that she bowed out of the primary like a bic lighter in a hurricane.


I think it was simplly "we need a black woman on the ticket." She checked two key Democrat demographics, beating out all of the other women nominees and Pete Bootygggg.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

230 a campaign loss would have killed her chances in the future

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Harris already killed her chances in the future.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

231 Isn't it odd how this "pandemic" didn't kill a single prominent Democrat?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er

Excuse me?

Posted by: Zombie Closeted Demoncrat Impacted Colin at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (WmGrA)

232 Matt Margolis at PJ Media pointed out that the CDC had changed definitions between late August and early September. Example:
before:
Vaccine: A product that stimulates a person's immune system to produce immunity to a specific disease, protecting the person from that disease. Vaccines are usually administered through needle injections, but can also be administered by mouth or sprayed into the nose.
After:
Vaccine: A preparation that is used to stimulate the body's immune response against diseases. Vaccines are usually administered through needle injections, but some can be administered by mouth or sprayed into the nose.

notice that they removed the phrase about 'protecting'

link to see other changes (I presume it still works):
https://tinyurl.com/2enr4tpm

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (4a9Vv)

233 >>> 213 185 By that logic, Kaepernick wasn't fired. They just let go every mediocre player who kneeled during the anthem. He really fired himself.

Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (FJYfm)

My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

We are SMAHRRRT and you people are stupid and when we turn off smoke detectors it means the house cannot possibly catch on fire.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)'s very liberal BIL at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (ACi07)

234 The Mary Cloggenstien sock is an amalgam of every stereotype about batshit crazy, Birkenstock wearing, feminazi Vermonters...the kind who have 50 cats, unkempt gray hair and bring knitting to town meetings.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)


IIRC, just as I began commenting here, there was a real-life Cloggenstein with the nic "Kay In Maine" who was a batshit crazy leftist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (2JVJo)

235 211 Oberlin College loses its shit because men install radiators into trans/women dorms.

https://youtu.be/lVGRgypFim0

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (vMCab)

I would have enjoyed the results of untrained trannies doing it. Watch the hilarity ensue!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (ynpvh)

236 , because it's full of psychotic hysterical freaks... just imagine the shit storm....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (3XcbI)

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Especially after ladies night Taco Tuesday.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (Kqhlu)

237 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.

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What color is the sky in your world, Cliff?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (sX1BW)

238 212 >>> 195 You would think it would be pretty easy to pass a law requiring vaccines that can magically stop the virus.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (sX1BW)

We're going to put signs up all over to identify COVID-19-free zones. Like gun-free zones only better.

Posted by: Super SMAHHHHRT CDC Peeps at October 19, 2021 03:22 PM (ACi07)

IF that Brazilian town can outlaw dyng, then sure, why not?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

239 Hey, don't knock knitting, man.

Stitches get bitches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (3XcbI)

240 I think it's purposeful by Biden: she's a poison pill designed to make replacing The Turnip an unattractive choice. Biden himself is a non-entity politically. So he needs someone even less appealing and threatening as his number two.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (QU5/

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That actually makes sense, after I have tried to rationalize the logic and reasoning behind her being the pick.

The only problem I have is that his mental acuity is akin to a plastic spork. So, it must have been someone else on the team who actually made the call.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (TNyrE)

241 re 229: yes, they could have gone with the mayor of Chicago.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (4a9Vv)

242 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ynpvh)


Tell him it was also his choice to get the vaccine, and when he bankrupts himself trying to get hospital care for the side effects, don't come running to you for help.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (2JVJo)

243 They dropped 'immunity', too.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (i3fhP)

244 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at

...

It's like the Folgers crystals ad where they take away the unsuspecting person's livelihood, social network, and reason to live and replace them with hatred of their fellow man. Let's all watch to see what happens.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (SKd10)

245 This is why I will never understand the Harris pick. They should have picked someone who was at least acceptable to the base (considering they did not have to worry about the general.) You could have found any number of actual black women to fill the role and check those boxes. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (csEWM)
++++
Biden (or his handlers) boxed himself in when he promised his running mate would be a "woman of color." There is a fairly shallow pool of candidates for that, since it is a national office and the person needs to have some name recognition and be on-board with the position. Add into it that the Dems desperately need their partners in crime from Silicon Valley to be all-in with them, and Harris (nationally, anyway) is their creature. Finding another "woman of color" who isn't a total unknown, who was completely on board and aligned with the junta, could bring in SV, and not so old and insane that she would be unhandleable (e.g., someone like Mad Maxine) leaves mighty few choices.

Harris may well have been the best choice given the constraints.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

246 213 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

I'm sorry.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (6dJKT)

247 >It's like a contest to see who can write the worst article. This is a strong contender.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2021 03:15 PM (Do5/p)

The woman on the Philly train was not really raped by a strange man. That action was merely the result of the short skirt she chose to wear. In reality, she raped herself.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (cSs/W)

248 AOP would probably comment on this, but he's probably out in the garage working on his chansmission.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (w+rvN)

249 yes, they could have gone with the mayor of Chicago

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I don't think gollum's are eligible to be VPs.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (sX1BW)

250 218 213 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

=========

Now do people who have AIDS in California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

If only COVID was transmitted by the LBGTBBQ folks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

251
It is an adjuvant. Doesn't do much by itself, but lessens the severity of the original COOV
Posted by: jim


Yeah, I've been looking for a more accurate term. The best i've found was 'pre-antiviral'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (1t5dY)

252 243 Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (i3fhP)

They thank God every day that public schools turn out memory addled retards.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (Lzpvj)

253 would have enjoyed the results of untrained trannies doing it. Watch the hilarity ensue!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (ynpvh)

If they can't figure out their own plumbing....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (3XcbI)

254 That's a funeral I'm looking forward to not going to.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (RUaRf)

255 The Mary Cloggenstien sock is an amalgam of every stereotype about batshit crazy, Birkenstock wearing, feminazi Vermonters...the kind who have 50 cats, unkempt gray hair and bring knitting to town meetings.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)

IIRC, just as I began commenting here, there was a real-life Cloggenstein with the nic "Kay In Maine" who was a batshit crazy leftist.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:25 PM (2JVJo)

Yes, that's it. Couldn't remember her name. Had her own blog full of nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (4I/2K)

256 Hey, don't knock knitting, man.

Stitches get bitches.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021


***
Word!

Posted by: Young Roosevelt Grier at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (/XOcP)

257 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice

Did you ask him how he stands on the Nuremberg code? You know the set of medical ethics that were created after WWII to STOP the government from doing shit like this?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

258 It's OK, they're sophisticated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (BdbhX)

259 O/T, the masks really have dropped:

https://tinyurl.com/2jew7wzc

[x] "Freedom is Slavery" messaging started

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

260 Can you imagine having Mattress Back as Dear Leader?

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (RUaRf)

261 Most effective vaccine inoculation evah!

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (/XURA)

262 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.

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What color is the sky in your world, Cliff?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (sX1BW)

What a coincidence. That's the same as being a Jew in Germany in 1938.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (UuD2k)

263 Biden himself is a non-entity politically. So he needs someone even less appealing and threatening as his number two.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:21 PM (QU5/
++++
Remember, he was so awful and unappealing that he acted as Obama's assassination insurance.

And then they installed him as president.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (DU+/6)

264 Hey, don't knock knitting, man.

Stitches get bitches.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (3XcbI)


Golfclap

Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (PyDaA)

265 Presidente Joe Bidem needs to pass law to make all homes house 50 cats. No-kill animallian sheltrs are very patriotic and a duty.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (QU5/8)

266 They want us sick and then dead and our kids sick and sterile then dead. This is the real war.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TyRBeal/status/
1448748318247501831

@TyRBeal
I really appreciate this effort but am having trouble with the findings: cheerios (94), bananas (83), dates (76), potato chips (59), canned pineapple in heavy syrup (51) all score better than natural animal-source foods like organ meats (44), eggs (39), cheese (34), and beef (24)?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (2zT+C)

267 OMG, Kay in Maine.

That brought back memories.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (Bmy3R)

268 Oooh, catty! Come sit by me.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:20 PM (bDqIh)

Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Me too! Meow

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (oiNtH)

269 Protip:Bi den got a saline jab.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (RUaRf)

270 THIS is great:

106 I'm getting a kick out of the media spinning on the Powell death. We've now settled on "The vaccine will prevent death in those who otherwise wouldn't die from Covid, but it can't help the ones actually at risk."

Well, sign me up!
Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2021 03:13 PM (FJYfm)

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (6dJKT)

271 I wonder how many people Biden infected at this restaurant:

Ace, do you mean the real world where aerosolized virus droplets are smaller than the pores of a cheap mask without a proper seal, worn for show, or the clown show world of fiat science we are living in now?

I only ask because it helps with scoring my card

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2021 03:29 PM (KbLYZ)

272 Hey, don't knock knitting, man.

Stitches get bitches.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 03:26 PM (3XcbI)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Rosie Grier at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (4I/2K)

273 Old and Busted: Question Authority

New Hotness: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAE!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (ESjRY)

274 HOW DARE YOU!

Come, let us dance in the essence of my unwashed musk.

Posted by: Greeeta at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (uVQvU)

275 >>My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice

HE'S GONNA LOVE IT WHEN WE GET TO EZEKIEL EMANUEL'S COMPLETE LIVES SYSTEM OF HEALTHCARE WHERE THE CONSEQUENCES OF CHOOSING TO LIVE PAST AGE 70 MEANS NO TREATMENTS FOR YOU!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

276 This brunette in a bikini thinks she looks better in sunglasses than F Joe Biden:
https://bit.ly/3G4YSEm

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (DU+/6)

277 260 Can you imagine having Mattress Back as Dear Leader?

Dibs on "THROATUS"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (Bmy3R)

278 Same reason "Mayor Pete" is Transportation Sec., identity politics. Kamala checks all the boxes. Plus Obama's running the shadow gov'mt(whose only a front for Sorros and the CCP).

Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (3bNH7)

279
Look like he was wearing a different tie so that doesn't seem to be the same event.

unless he got pudding on it and they swapped it out

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (DUIap)

280 O/T, the masks really have dropped:

https://tinyurl.com/2jew7wzc

[x] "Freedom is Slavery" messaging started
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
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These people turn my stomach.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (lb99c)

281 "Secretary Mayorkas is experiencing only mild congestion; he is fully vaccinated and will isolate and work at home per CDC protocols and medical advice," a DHS spokesperson said.

I love it. First vaccine in history whose metal is proven when you get the ailment it protects you against.

Posted by: havel at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (WfuTe)

282 This brunette in a bikini thinks she looks better in sunglasses than F Joe Biden:

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Not your best Joe.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

283 263 Remember, he was so awful and unappealing that he acted as Obama's assassination insurance.

And then they installed him as president.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (DU+/6)

=========

And Kamala is his.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

284 I wonder if SCOTUS is fully vaccinated.
And how can we tell.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (RUaRf)

285 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.

***
That's just fine. But it will be many years before your mother ship makes it back to Earth. You're just going to have to adapt to our ways. Tarring and feathering is an old tradition that just means we *like* you. It's an honor, really.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:32 PM (/XOcP)

286 Can you get COVID from sucking someones, um, member? How about if they're vaccinated and suffering from dementia? Are those risk factors?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Friend of Alejandro Mayorkas at October 19, 2021 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

287 Ah yes, Kay Insane. Good times.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 19, 2021 03:32 PM (cSs/W)

288 Same reason "Mayor Pete" is Transportation Sec., identity politics. Kamala checks all the boxes. Plus Obama's running the shadow gov'mt(whose only a front for Sorros and the CCP).
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2021 03:30 PM (3bNH7)


CHANSportation Secretary. Do better

Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2021 03:32 PM (PyDaA)

289 O/T, the masks really have dropped:
https://tinyurl.com/2jew7wzc

[x] "Freedom is Slavery" messaging started
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
++++
That wizened old guy with the bad beard Jon Stewart?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:32 PM (DU+/6)

290 Joe's handlers probably have half a dozen clip-on ties for him, so when he gets rocky road all over one, they've got a spare.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 19, 2021 03:32 PM (wAnMi)

291 This brunette in a bikini thinks she looks better in sunglasses than F Joe Biden:

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Not your best Joe.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (sX1BW



Agreed. I could find hotter chicks on the internet and even chat with them directly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2021 03:32 PM (guGkK)

292 4Chansgender?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

you got a problem with that?

Posted by: Sidney Toler at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (oA+QO)

293 And Kamala is his.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And they'll install her next.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

294 249 yes, they could have gone with the mayor of Chicago

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I don't think gollum's are eligible to be VPs.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:27 PM (sX1BW)

She's not gollum she's groot. gollum is something else!

Posted by: havel at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (WfuTe)

295 We here at the Brattleboro Wymyn's and Feline Health Cooperative hope you'll have a discussion within your circle of influence around the heartbreak of trichotillomania and other harmful BFRBs today!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

296 Leftists never never never pick a #2 that can take over wiping them out.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (2JoB8)

297 293 And Kamala is his.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And they'll install her next.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

========

And her assassination insurance will be AOC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

298 These people are all so horrible, can't stand looking at them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (Rc1l9)

299 Has anyone ever stopped to ask how even doc fasci's 0 case goal could ever happen if vaccinated people still add to the case count?

I wonder how much ivermectin Biden is on right now secretly. Is that FOIAble?

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (z6Rgj)

300 We need some Bats.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (i3fhP)

301

That redhead bitch Psaki got all pissy with Emerald recently.

I hope Emmy goes after her wth this...what a bunch of horseshit.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (4WPW/)

302 300

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (6dJKT)

303 Oh the irony if OrangeManBad recovers from some therapeutic the FNM says doesn't work and Biden dies when the clot shot fails him. Presuming he got the clot shot of course.

Maybe this is the Kalorama Kill Shot on Biden? As a bonus, since he dies of WuFlu, they can announce a permanent mask mandate.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (ZGrMX)

304 And her assassination insurance will be AOC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
++++
No, she won't be old enough until next term. I don't know what prog homunculus they will install, but it won't be good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (DU+/6)

305 My very liberal BIL said that not getting vaxxed was a choice, and doing so meant you had to live with the consequences, including getting fired, not being able to get a new job, and not being able to buy groceries at the store.

They've been using that general line of thinking for a while now. Remember, "It's not cancel culture, it's consequence culture!" Same basic idea.

The problem is, that "logic" leads to justification of any atrocity. As long as you can find a predicate, "The Jews are destroying our economy / way of life" you're free to enact any consequent you like with the justification, "Those're just the consequences. Whatareyougonnado?"

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (UW2ZS)

306 "Come on, man -- get me that fag pretending to be Chansportation Secretary on the phone!"

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (/XURA)

307 Is someone going to ask Mayorkas or anyone about the illegals being shipped all over the US and their COVID status? not to mention TB, measles, RSV and God knows what else.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (oiNtH)

308 296 Leftists never never never pick a #2 that can take over wiping them out.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 03:33 PM (2JoB

----------------
What about a #2 who is willing to wipe #1 after #1 goes #2?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (TNyrE)

309 It would be wrong of me to pray that Biden gets Covid and gets it bad so I will merely raise my eyes heavenward and ask "is it possible that Biden could get Covid from this encounter and get it bad?"

You know, never hurts to give out suggestions, maybe.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (wyw4S)

310 300 We need some Bats.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (i3fhP)

There's Jill up there in that photo.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (6dJKT)

311 62 45 Jill looks like a wrinkled potato with stick arms and legs. She is one of the most unattractive older woman I can think of.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021 03:07 PM (2xGy+)

Nancy Pelosi. Barbara Boxer. Diane Feinstein. Hillary Clinton. ...

Rosa Delauro for the hurl.

Posted by: My Dixie Rect at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (JNTt1)

312 I'll be completely honest here, if that slurring old codger walked up to my bar slurring his words like that and ordered a drink, I'd refuse him service.

The dude sounds like he's drunk all the damn time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (w+rvN)

313 We need some Bats.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021


***
Please, not the hammer-headed one again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (/XOcP)

314 Hola, shayffelah!

Posted by: Friend of Alejandro Mayorkas at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (VpIIl)

315 Oberlin College loses its shit because men install radiators into trans/women dorms.

https://youtu.be/lVGRgypFim0
Posted by: buzzion


Put stand up urinals in the women's restroom. Remove all but one commode.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (OCTRt)

316
?
Posted by: Zombie Colin Powell at October 19, 2021 03:19 PM (5FqaW)

----

Colon Bowel had multiple myeloma and at 84 had already well exceeded the average lifespan in this country. He died of cancer and old age.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (2iDSr)

317 This saucy black woman in a MAGA hat has certain strong feelings about Brandon that she would like to express:

https://tinyurl.com/43yshkrc

Is that a 2A poster I spy? Why, yes. Yes, it is.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (Bmy3R)

318 Most effective vaccine inoculation evah!
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 19, 2021 03:28 PM (/XURA)
.......

Yeah, it effectively made me quit drinking for two weeks.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

319 The U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps is an elite team of more than 6,000 well-trained, highly qualified public health professionals dedicated to delivering the nation's public health promotion and disease prevention programs and advancing public health science.

Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:

https://tinyurl.com/2djkphc9

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (NUECS)

320 I like the term Chansgender, will try and use it.

What a brain dead buffoon

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (2JoB8)

321 I read that as CHASgender...so who's Chas?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

Chas(tity) Bono, XX child of Sonny and Cher.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (n5l0F)

322 O/T
Dear Abby: Now that I'm living alone, I find myself issuing orders to the dog then ending by loudly proclaiming, "But first you will blow me!".

Should I be concerned?

Confused in Pennsylvania

Posted by: jeannebodine at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (QWHnR)

323 And her assassination insurance will be AOC.

AOC's pissed off Pelosi and is going to run against Schumer. The DNC will bury her.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (ZGrMX)

324 302 300
Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM


#BeBetter

Posted by: zombie Leonidas at October 19, 2021 03:37 PM (a3Q+t)

325 Most effective vaccine inoculation evah!
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 19, 2021
.......

Yeah, it effectively made me quit drinking for two weeks.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021


***
They're making the clot shot with Antabuse now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:37 PM (/XOcP)

326 Contact tracing protocol would mean Kamala will soon be pretending to run the country for 2 weeks, right?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (/TTi/)

327 Put stand up urinals in the women's restroom. Remove all but one commode.

I read that as "all but one comrade", which for Oberlin also works.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (ZGrMX)

328 The threat has become reality in Italy.

In Italy, an elderly woman is denied entry to the hospital for treatment because she is not vaccinated.

https://bit.ly/3G5bgnV

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (UW2ZS)

329 The most reliable way tell whether or not Biden dies of COVID will be if the policy making and White House comms suddenly gets 100% more coherent. If it does, he must have shuffled off the mortal coil. The dead (yes, a pun, what of it) giveaway will be if they let him start taking questions again since dead men tell no tales and dead presidents make no embarrassing gaffes.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (dYe5S)

330 Allegedly 16,000 Covid + "migrants (so far).

Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (3bNH7)

331 No, she won't be old enough until next term. I don't know what prog homunculus they will install, but it won't be good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (DU+/6)


Before this cock up with supply lines, my money was on Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (jOcSX)

332 "The Jews are destroying our economy / way of life" you're free to enact any consequent you like with the justification, "Those're just the consequences. Whatareyougonnado?"

That IS what the Germans said back then.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (ESjRY)

333 How did we get a Delaware redneck in the White House?

President Joe Biden has taught me that a pair of aviator sunglasses is appropriate for every occasion.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (5l6FZ)

334 The U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps is an elite team of more than 6,000 well-trained, highly qualified public health professionals dedicated to delivering the nation's public health promotion and disease prevention programs and advancing public health science.

Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:

https://tinyurl.com/2djkphc9
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021


***
We've come a looong way from Richard Widmark as a U.S. Public Health doctor warding off the bubonic plague in Panic in the Streets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (/XOcP)

335 After the Colin P incident they need some fully vaccinated coof cases involving high profile people that will "recover much quicker" and "would've been worse if they weren't vaxxed" since the shot scam is pretty much out of the bag. Except for groups of very special people that still trust gubmint and msm.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (DB16e)

336 I'd like to see whoever programs his teleprompter type in "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers while pushing a rubber baby buggy bumper".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (w+rvN)

337 I wonder how much ivermectin Biden is on right now secretly. Is that FOIAble?
Posted by: Pudding Head at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (z6Rgj)

No, event White house staff wont disclose their vaccine status

It's like those cautionary dystopian warning literature were actually cautionary

The founders were genius. 2A is 2A and some states will remain free.

Posted by: havel at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (WfuTe)

338 Southwest caves on the vaccine mandate. Thousands of California parents protesting against vaccine mandates.

Let's go Brandon. Let's pick a day and shit the entire country down.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (pm5FV)

339 281 I love it. First vaccine in history whose metal is proven when you get the ailment it protects you against.

not certain whether typo (mettle) or conspiracy theory about tracking chips.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (v3pYe)

340 In Italy, an elderly woman is denied entry to the hospital for treatment because she is not vaccinated.


Remember when the left was telling us we needed Obamacare because healthcare is a human right, you know, like they consider it in Europe?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (ESjRY)

341 "The Jews are destroying our economy / way of life" you're free to enact any consequent you like with the justification, "Those're just the consequences. Whatareyougonnado?"

That IS what the Germans said back then.

----------------

Yes dehumanizing people is a great way to exterminate them. You could even just call them a clump of cells.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (sX1BW)

342 My turn.

Posted by: God at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (kTF2Z)

343 We need some Bats.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:34 PM (i3fhP)

Hats for bats. Rum and cigars for Jobu.

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (4I/2K)

344 Allegedly 16,000 Covid + "migrants (so far).
Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (3bNH7)


Probably with some new strain so they can start freaking the eff out again, now that delta is waning.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (Ez6QX)

345 ace > Maybe Biden should have observed his own demand to always wear a mask.

Or Mayorkas.


Figure they're on Ivermectin.

They'll be fine.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (hOMhY)

346 Its my girl!

Posted by: pahound at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (3bNH7)

347 Afternoon.

For the movie fans Criterion has their 24 hour fifty percent off flash sale going. You got like 19 hours left.

I just nabbed some goodies.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (kLnFp)

348 336 I'd like to see whoever programs his teleprompter type in "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers while pushing a rubber baby buggy bumper".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (w+rvN)

By the sunshine city sea shore

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (BdbhX)

349 338 Let's go Brandon. Let's pick a day and shit the entire country down.

indeed

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (v3pYe)

350 328 The threat has become reality in Italy.

In Italy, an elderly woman is denied entry to the hospital for treatment because she is not vaccinated.

https://bit.ly/3G5bgnV
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (UW2ZS

Free healthcare, healthcare is human right!

Until you don't get a vaccine for a virus with a 99% overall survival rate. Then you're fucked.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (5aFbR)

351 My turn.
Posted by: God
___

Oh pleasepleaseplease come soon.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (NUECS)

352
It's like those cautionary dystopian warning literature were actually cautionary


Every week the Biden junta plays out another classic dystopia.

When Jenny Agutter pops up she and I are heading for the wilds.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (ESjRY)

353 >>Dear Abby: Now that I'm living alone, I find myself issuing orders to the dog then ending by loudly proclaiming, "But first you will blow me!".

Should I be concerned?

Confused in Pennsylvania
- - -
Dear Confused in Pennsylvania,
It's all good, Sugartits! You do you.
Sincerely,
Dear Abby

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

354 We've come a looong way from Richard Widmark as a U.S. Public Health doctor warding off the bubonic plague in Panic in the Streets.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (/XOcP)

mandatory vaccinations then, too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (XvPQV)

355 Before this cock up ... my money was on Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM


Won't Mayor Pete be out of action for at least 6 weeks?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (a3Q+t)

356 342 My turn.
Posted by: God at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (kTF2Z)

About youdamn time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (BdbhX)

357 MT OLIVE PICKLES SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (9zNZT)

358 Does the Public Health Corps have warships? Cause why else make Mr. Rachel an admiral?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (3/XaG)

359 "The Jews are destroying our economy / way of life"


Hello Chuckie Schumer!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (OCTRt)

360 What happened to Jesse Jackson and his wife? didn't they get the china virus?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (hV9ir)

361 Probably with some new strain so they can start freaking the eff out again, now that delta is waning.

Supposedly there was some new strain in Columbia that the clot shots were even LESS effective against.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:42 PM (ESjRY)

362 319 The U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps is an elite team of more than 6,000 well-trained, highly qualified public health professionals dedicated to delivering the nation's public health promotion and disease prevention programs and advancing public health science.

Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral

That role is only supposed to be a PHS Commissioned Corps slot when the incumbent is a career PHS officer, not for every political appointee to make "xistory".

Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 19, 2021 03:42 PM (n5l0F)

363 not certain whether typo (mettle) or conspiracy theory about tracking chips.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (v3pYe)

Not a typo but ignorance. Thanks for pointing it out.

Posted by: havel at October 19, 2021 03:42 PM (WfuTe)

364 Southwest caves on the vaccine mandate. Thousands of California parents protesting against vaccine mandates.

Let's go Brandon. Let's pick a day and shit the entire country down.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021


***
Southwest reversed course again and insisted the employees all take the poison shot?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:42 PM (/XOcP)

365 > Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (ESjRY)

Correct. I'm pointing out that leftists have embraced this line of thinking and the obvious path it follows.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:43 PM (UW2ZS)

366 Before this cock up ... my money was on Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM

Won't Mayor Pete be out of action for at least 6 weeks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


While the anal episiotomy stitches heal.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2021 03:43 PM (OCTRt)

367 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 19, 2021 03:43 PM (zfDH1)

368 SF Mayor London Breed and Tourism Board offer reward for information leading to arrest and conviction of car break in youts.

The keyword: conviction.

Yeah, you got a Soros funded DA Chelsa Boudin who ain't about to convict anybody. Arrests are easy. And no doubt they'll print your name and address so you'll know you're appreciated.

https://youtu.be/6ePJMFHdJYw

https://youtu.be/6ePJMFHdJYw

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 19, 2021 03:43 PM (wAnMi)

369 316 Colon Bowel had multiple myeloma and at 84 had already well exceeded the average lifespan in this country. He died of cancer and old age, but mostly covid.

fixt

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 19, 2021 03:43 PM (v3pYe)

370 Matt Taibbi asks: "Is the Biden family is corrupt or crazy?" Corrupt. And Crazy. And slothful, lazy, incestuous and shameless.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 03:43 PM (lb99c)

371 347 Afternoon.

For the movie fans Criterion has their 24 hour fifty percent off flash sale going. You got like 19 hours left.

I just nabbed some goodies.
Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (kLnFp)

========

12 movies within three minutes of the sale starting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

372 You know what you never hear? This is so-and- so's second case of covid.

Always "fully vaccinated" but go it anyway. Funny that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 03:44 PM (0ryfU)

373 > For the movie fans Criterion has their 24 hour fifty percent off flash sale going. You got like 19 hours left.

Pfft. Like I'm going to pay for a movie.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:44 PM (UW2ZS)

374 I love when Joe puts his tough guy frown on.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2021 03:44 PM (+ya+t)

375 336 I'd like to see whoever programs his teleprompter type in "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers while pushing a rubber baby buggy bumper".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (w+rvN)

By the sunshine city sea shore
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (BdbhX)
........

sell sea shells and shit

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

376 Masks are worthless. And, evidently, the vaccines are also.

So you're in good health, you get vaccinated and you get covid, what do you get? Mild flu-like symptoms.

That's not any different than if you would have gotten Covid without the vaccine. The "this "vaccine" will keep you out of the hospital" is bullshit.

Follow the money, dummies.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2021 03:44 PM (DcKNO)

377 Setting up for a frail, demented old man to have severe Covid and have to step back and let Kamala take the reins?

Posted by: cranyjanne at October 19, 2021 03:45 PM (HPV+X)

378 Oh pleasepleaseplease come soon.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF5-MpVNfwc

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 19, 2021 03:45 PM (WmGrA)

379 Thanks Lizzy. I wonder what my next door neighbors think. Then again they're from Pakistan so who cares.

Posted by: jeannebodine at October 19, 2021 03:45 PM (QWHnR)

380 We've come a looong way from Richard Widmark as a U.S. Public Health doctor warding off the bubonic plague in Panic in the Streets.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (/XOcP)

mandatory vaccinations then, too
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021


***
Yeah, well, plague is a real killer disease. And in the movie I don't think they were vaccinating people so much as charging them up with a shot of antibiotic? It's been a while since I saw the film.

The Killer That Stalked New York is another from the late Forties, based on a real case of a smallpox outbreak. Again, a real killer disease -- but they had an actual vaccine that protected you from getting it or spreading it. Nobody had to be threatened into getting that shot, baby!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 03:45 PM (/XOcP)

381 How many female three stars are there? That's got to be a gut punch knowing that the freak from PA is being heralded as the first female four star.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 03:45 PM (kTF2Z)

382 Matt Taibbi asks: "Is the Biden family is corrupt or crazy?" Corrupt. And Crazy. And slothful, lazy, incestuous and shameless.

Taking bribes from China is corruption.

Banging your mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and niece are perversion.

So...both.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (ESjRY)

383 I'd like to see whoever programs his teleprompter type in "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers while pushing a rubber baby buggy bumper".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:39 PM (w+rvN)
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Oooh yeah. I'm digging this suggestion. Maybe we could get Pixy to hack into it and get some good Australian slang in there.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (wyw4S)

384 How many female three stars are there? That's got to be a gut punch knowing that the freak from PA is being heralded as the first female four star.

----------------

The only way to get a 4th star is to have a penis. Some things never change.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (sX1BW)

385 They are going to kill Biden soon. Probably early next year.

The Dems need to move him out of the way and a big tearful funeral would be just what the pollsters order. Imagine all the wailing and gnashing of teeth. They'll proclaim Biden the best thing since Kennedy and we'll be flooded with books, shows and movies about the glorious departed Biden.

Then they'll proclaim Harris as the first female (and black!) President and anyone criticizing her will be called a misogynist and racist. They'll lose their job and social media will ban them.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (XmW6T)

386 Would it be bad to root for covid? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (kR3Q3)

387 Does the Public Health Corps have warships? Cause why else make Mr. Rachel an admiral?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (3/XaG)

---------

He's reknown for navigating the waters of bathhouses all over the world?

They should make Fauci his new #1.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (/XURA)

388 How many female three stars are there? That's got to be a gut punch knowing that the freak from PA is being heralded as the first female four star.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
__

They're more worried about the shade of nail polish they're allowed to wear.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:47 PM (NUECS)

389 Oh, someone just told me - good docudrama for history & crime nerds leaving amazon prime in a week: The Poisoner's Handbook

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 03:47 PM (YZG/i)

390 MT OLIVE PICKLES SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (9zNZT)

Joe, did you sneak off to Subway again?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 19, 2021 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

391
The only way to get a 4th star is to have a penis. Some things never change.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (sX1BW)


this is gonna win one of those comment of week awards

Posted by: havel at October 19, 2021 03:48 PM (WfuTe)

392 Chansgendered? Looking like Charlie Chan is a gender? That seems a bit....focused.

Posted by: Puddleglum lives in NoVA at October 19, 2021 03:48 PM (QFVV9)

393 Does the Public Health Corps have warships? Cause why else make Mr. Rachel an admiral?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 19, 2021 03:41 PM (3/XaG)
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He's reknown for navigating the waters of bathhouses all over the world?
----------------

Admiral of the Windward Passage

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2021 03:48 PM (fSRlj)

394 based on a real case of a smallpox outbreak. Again, a real killer disease --


....

The new smallpox vaccines reduce symptoms. When you do catch it, you'll only get mild smallpox and the chances of hospitalization are reduced.

They are very effective.

My nephew took the new mRNA vaccine and only had a very mild case of polio, you can barely notice he's crippled.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:48 PM (w+rvN)

395 Would it be bad to root for covid? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (kR3Q3)

SMOD/COVID 2024!

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 19, 2021 03:49 PM (/XURA)

396 These bastards made us prisoners in our own homes for a year, while they walk around maskless with impunity. It's always been a scam, but what's good for the elites is not good for the peons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2021 03:49 PM (XSRBF)

397 Jill & Joe Biden: COVID SUPERSPREADERS

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 19, 2021 03:49 PM (J8sNU)

398 I took the mRNA vaccine and got One Mump.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (Bmy3R)

399 The only way to get a 4th star is to have a penis. Some things never change.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 19, 2021 03:46 PM (sX1BW)
++++
Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (DU+/6)

400 351 My turn.
Posted by: God
___

Oh pleasepleaseplease come soon.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles

Hard pass, thanks. Unless you're just talking about the grim reaper being sent for Mayorkas.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (ulaXh)

401 Before this cock up ... my money was on Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Colorado Alex 

*raises hand*
cock up where? Oh wait, nvm.
*throws up in mouth a little*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (kR3Q3)

402 I took the mRNA vaccine and got One Mump.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (Bmy3R)
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LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (wyw4S)

403 > So you're in good health, you get vaccinated and you get covid, what do you get? Mild flu-like symptoms.

For me I was achy, dead tired, couldn't smell anything (still don't have much of a sense of smell), some coughing. Five days of the worst of it. About 12 more days after that of it slowly tailing off.

I still don't have my full lung capacity. 90% at best.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (UW2ZS)

404 DHS Secretary Mayorkas Tests Positive for Covid, Days After Standing Next to a Maskless Biden While Not Wearing a Mask


Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (ZSK0i)

405 And masks work better than the "vaccine," and don't require you to inject yourself with poison.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (ulaXh)

406 Hard pass, thanks. Unless you're just talking about the grim reaper being sent for Mayorkas.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt
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Doesn't matter what you think or feel.

Jesus is returning, and you will recognize His return, whether you like it or not.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (NUECS)

407 >In Italy, an elderly woman is denied entry to the hospital for treatment because she is not vaccinated.

https://bit.ly/3G5bgnV
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:38 PM (UW2ZS)

Six months from right wing nutty conspiracy theory to part and parcel of civilized life.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (cSs/W)

408 Pumping out Let's Go Brandon as a meme for people to chant after the retard reporter made a boo boo on air was an own goal.
Fuck you Biden chants had 100x the impact. It was the original, organic and sent the message home.

*Sigh*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (2zT+C)

409 Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral

Don't think I want to see that. Female dress uniform on a guy with long hair and makeup. Who would have ever guessed Klinger was the military future? Side note, has MASH been disappeared yet? That was a long running gag that Klinger dressed as a woman only because he was trying to convince the Army he was nuts so they would release him. That can't be acceptable any more.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (3/XaG)

410 Lol fully vaxxed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (e1czh)

411
Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:

https://tinyurl.com/2djkphc9
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (NUECS)
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Here's an official pic of the newest HIV vector.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2021 03:52 PM (fSRlj)

412 Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

413 > I took the mRNA vaccine and got One Mump.

Heh.

I got a case of the Mump.

Mumps?

No, Mump. One Mump.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:52 PM (UW2ZS)

414 Loza's pushing to get "Let's Go Brandon" to #1 across all genres (already #1 on the Rap charts)

https://tinyurl.com/mrhw88j8

I'm going to go ahead and drop 99 cents. Of course we can listen to it for free but dude deserves some scratch and the song needs to be #1 across all genres.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (Bmy3R)

415 I still don't have my full lung capacity. 90% at best.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:50 PM (UW2ZS)
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Are you using a pulse oximeter to check? If you really are at 90%, you should let your doctor know. I had covid pneumonia and my ox sat was 92% at its lowest. Wouldn't hurt to give him/her a call.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (wyw4S)

416 the special bonus of being vaxxed is you get to spread it to other folks

and when the other folks come down with the WuFlu, everyone blames the unvaxxed

purty fucking nice

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (us2H3)

417 For the movie fans Criterion has their 24 hour fifty percent off flash sale going. You got like 19 hours left.

I just nabbed some goodies.
Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 03:40 PM (kLnFp)


Nothing I want except perhaps The Phantom Carriage.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (2JVJo)

418 >>Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:

https://tinyurl.com/2djkphc9



Old and Busted: Duck and Cover

New and Hot : Tuck and Cover

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (i3fhP)

419 Pumping out Let's Go Brandon as a meme for people to chant after the retard reporter made a boo boo on air was an own goal.
Fuck you Biden chants had 100x the impact. It was the original, organic and sent the message home.
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Disagree - there's room for both. Many people don't want to use profanity in some contexts, so "let's go Brandon" suffices as a proxy. Everybody knows its origin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (fSRlj)

420 413 > I took the mRNA vaccine and got One Mump.

.....

Very effective.

One measly mump.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (w+rvN)

421 Let's Go Brandon rap is topping the charts!!!!

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2021 03:54 PM (aENAX)

422 > Female dress uniform on a guy with long hair and makeup.

They put that dude's makeup on with a trowel. Geishas look at that dude and say, "cut back a bit with the makeup."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:54 PM (UW2ZS)

423 And masks work better than the "vaccine," and don't require you to inject yourself with poison.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (ulaXh)
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Like I'm going to believe a guy who dresses in a top hat and mirrored vest to attend the rich guy version of Burning Man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:54 PM (DU+/6)

424 Where are you guys getting the "I did that" fjb stickers for gas pumps?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 03:54 PM (YZG/i)

425 These bastards made us prisoners in our own homes for a year, while they walk around maskless with impunity.

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"Bastards"? They're angels of mercy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 03:54 PM (d9FiS)

426 Must admit, it's a catchy tune....

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2021 03:54 PM (aENAX)

427 Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.

Remind the left of that when Trump himself shuffles off this mortal coil.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (2JVJo)

428 "Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die."

You mean like all that graciousness that the proggies displayed when Rush died?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (Ocv6A)

429 417 Nothing I want except perhaps The Phantom Carriage.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:53 PM (2JVJo)

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That's one I picked up at this sale.

Along with the Before Trilogy, the Dekalog, The Furies, Ashes and Diamonds, A Night to Remember, Letter Never Sent, and the Karel Zeman trilogy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

430 re 409: still on in reruns. I guess that trying to get out of the army by dressing like a woman is supposed to be a bad reflection on the army.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (4a9Vv)

431 421 Let's Go Brandon rap is topping the charts!!!!

And there's a hot Tik Tok dance craze to go with it!

Holy crap this thing took off. It's magnificent!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (Bmy3R)

432 > Are you using a pulse oximeter to check? If you really are at 90%, you should let your doctor know. I had covid pneumonia and my ox sat was 92% at its lowest. Wouldn't hurt to give him/her a call.

Resting level is 95%. When I go exercise or do anything strenuous I get winded quickly. I haven't checked O2 sat in the middle of a workout, but I will.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (UW2ZS)

433 >>>They put that dude's makeup on with a trowel. Geishas look at that dude and say, "cut back a bit with the makeup."

Posted by: bonhomme


This was decided solely to enrage conservatives. They're putting a tranny up front and saying, "F you."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (XSRBF)

434 And just in case you thought I was kidding with my snark at 423:
https://bit.ly/3lYJ7qR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

435 Where are you guys getting the "I did that" fjb stickers for gas pumps?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser

Amazon has some.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 19, 2021 03:56 PM (WmGrA)

436 Pumping out Let's Go Brandon as a meme for people to chant after the retard reporter made a boo boo on air was an own goal.

BS. If anything, LGB is more subversive.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2021 03:56 PM (ZGrMX)

437 >>Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.


Fuck that. Powell didn't pull any punches re. Trump.

Mean Tweets : 2024

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:56 PM (i3fhP)

438 427 Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.

dumb staement on what Trump said

man, that's easy

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 03:56 PM (us2H3)

439 "Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die."

I remember how nice the proggies were when Tony Snow passed away.

Talk about class!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 19, 2021 03:56 PM (Ocv6A)

440 > Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.

He was. He said "rest in peace." That's a little gracious.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (UW2ZS)

441 Remember when the media went so far as to produce a seat map of the infected when Trump had an outdoor function at the White House. I 'member.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (kTF2Z)

442 Pumping out Let's Go Brandon as a meme for people to chant after the retard reporter made a boo boo on air was an own goal.
Fuck you Biden chants had 100x the impact. It was the original, organic and sent the message home.

*Sigh*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (2zT+C)


Agree. LGB is now just a dumb internet meme. Yes, it's 'family friendly,' but FJB was in-your-face and a direct signal to this corrupt administration and its fellators that we were sick of their shit. "Let's Go, Brandon?" Hey, kids, isn't that cute? Now go get your shot!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (2JVJo)

443 Colon Bowel had multiple myeloma and at 84 had already well exceeded the average lifespan in this country. He died of cancer and old age.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2021 03:35 PM (2iDSr)



Only a couple of years back, it would have been pneumonia ("the senior's friend") that did him in. And the media would have said cancer.

What a dishonest time we live in now.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (ZSK0i)

444 Criterion is mostly too high-brow for me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (QU5/8)

445 Trump 2024! Why?

Becuase your feelz need a good fucking.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (Ocv6A)

446 Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:

https://tinyurl.com/2djkphc9
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:36 PM (NUECS)
........

He will be in charge of a lot of seamen.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

447 412 Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

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When Trump dies there will be nothing but animosity from the Left.

Trump is just being the fighter we need. I don't think we need to sanctify Colin fucking Powell just because he died. Calling him a turncoat traitor only loved by the left because he was a Republican who hated Republicans is fine, even mere hours after his death.

Remember, it was untoward that Trump shat on W and his Iraq War legacy in SC during the 2016 primary. It was going to sink him. He then won SC by a clear majority. The people want a fighter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

448 mild congestion ? so a fucking minor cold
I don't need to hear about every damn positive "case" from the media

Posted by: Big Star at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (pvJV4)

449 Mayorkas and Biden? Elated they have Covid. FUCK em.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (tzJsQ)

450 Chansgendered? Looking like Charlie Chan is a gender?

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Number one son now number one daughter.

Posted by: Charlie Chan at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (d9FiS)

451 "Remind the left of that when Trump himself shuffles off this mortal coil."

It was petty, unnecessary and beneath him. It's exactly the type of crap that people hate. We need to win this next election. That will be accomplished on the issues, not with schoolyard ad hominems and pejoratives about every single distraction. If he can't stay focused, he's the wrong guy for the job.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

452 444 Criterion is mostly too high-brow for me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (QU5/

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I know. Robinson Crusoe on Mars is just, like, deep, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

453 Jesus is returning, and you will recognize His return, whether you like it or not.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (NUECS)

And every knee will bend and every tongue confess.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (4I/2K)

454 I'd shop the Criterion sale, except for the fact that they went woke a few years back.

So, Criterion, suck it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (ZSK0i)

455 412 Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

He can be gracious when people are gracious to him in turn, especially with all the nastiness thrown at him the past 5 years.

It was about a year ago when Trump contracted the Chinese Lung Rot and people around me were prefacing this with "did you hear the good news...". Pricks.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (5aFbR)

456 >>Criterion is mostly too high-brow for me.


They got a good Prometheus?

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 03:59 PM (i3fhP)

457 >>>I remember how nice the proggies were when Tony Snow passed away.

And Rush, Herman Cain, and any other conservative who passed of Covid. They were cheering the other day when Prager got it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2021 03:59 PM (XSRBF)

458 you got a Soros funded DA Chelsa Boudin

Look Boudin up sometime. The actual son of one of those famous 70s violent revolutionary types from when they ended up in prison, Cuba, shot or blown up.
Real life is getting to be like a poorly thought out action novel where you can't finish it because you get "on come on, that would NEVER happen" and lose interest.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 19, 2021 03:59 PM (3/XaG)

459 Although Rush died of cancer. Duh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2021 03:59 PM (XSRBF)

460 Admiral of the Windward Passage

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2021 03:48 PM (fSRlj)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 19, 2021 03:59 PM (/XURA)

461 451 "Remind the left of that when Trump himself shuffles off this mortal coil."

It was petty, unnecessary and beneath him. It's exactly the type of crap that people hate. We need to win this next election. That will be accomplished on the issues, not with schoolyard ad hominems and pejoratives about every single distraction. If he can't stay focused, he's the wrong guy for the job.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

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America hated Trump's style so much they elected him president in 2016 a mere month after the Access Hollywood tape.

He then won over Americans so much that Democrats shut down voting in six states in the middle of the night after months of mail in voting cheating to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall.

The style complaints are bullshit. America likes him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

462 447 412 Dumb statement by Trump on Colin Powell. At least be a little gracious when people die.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:52 PM (VpIIl)


the left depends on 100% of the graciousness to come from the GOP while they never are

this is their raison d'etre

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:00 PM (us2H3)

463 They put that dude's makeup on with a trowel. Geishas look at that dude and say, "cut back a bit with the makeup."

Posted by: bonhomme


This was decided solely to enrage conservatives. They're putting a tranny up front and saying, "F you."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (XSRBF)

A 4-star skin suit.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 19, 2021 04:00 PM (4I/2K)

464 Jesus is returning, and you will recognize His return, whether you like it or not.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual

Comes on Wednesdays to do the lawn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

465 I would love for Karma to bite Brandon in the ass.


Does that make me evil?

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2021 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

466 >>>A 4-star skin suit.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American


Would you F me? I'd F me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2021 04:01 PM (XSRBF)

467 Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

To each his own. IMO, we have been riding the "that's not who we are" hobbyhorse for too long. The left needs to be kicked in the teeth every damned day, and that's why I love Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)

468 Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 19, 2021 03:55 PM (Ocv6A)

Yeah I am not seeing the issue here. We are in a death struggle with communists and if someone catches the vapors about something Trump said BFD.

On the LGB chants I think there is room for both. It is clear some people mileage may vary

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 19, 2021 04:01 PM (e1czh)

469 >>Comes on Wednesdays to do the lawn.


Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 04:02 PM (i3fhP)

470 WAIT "RACHEL" FUCKING LEVINE is a 4 Star Admiral now?

Xe's not ever been in the military, right?

So the first "female" 4 star admiral is neither a woman nor a member of the armed forces.

*golf clap*

I just feel bad for Babylon Bee

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 04:02 PM (YZG/i)

471 Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:
https://tinyurl.com/2djkphc9
Posted by: SMH
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That's hot.

Posted by: Mark Milley at October 19, 2021 04:02 PM (sWM8x)

472 good heavens. just saw a pic of Rachel Levine. A damn ugly woman.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (hV9ir)

473 But no mean tweets!

Posted by: I'll Take Things Nobody Said at Auschwitz for $1000, Alex at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (ACi07)

474 A 4-star skin suit.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 19, 2021 04:00 PM (4I/2K)

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At least we can be thankful its not a skin-tight suit.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (TNyrE)

475 >>>Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:

>How much longer before the Pentagon begins to smell like a French whorehouse?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (5l6FZ)

476 These people who do politics all their lives pull no punches and treat adversaries and opponents like villains from some sci-fi movie. Powell was no different...its what they do.

But when they die, his political opponents are now supposed to pretend they never were on the receiving end of the dead person's vicious knifing they did gleefully in pursuit of their own personal financial and power grabbing benefit. Its phony-baloney - and Trump knows it. Powell was about as gracious to his political enemies as a dump truck of horseshit in a residential neighborhood - that's the way its done. Its too late now to pretend he was some sort of founding father of the Republic to one and all.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (5iUNf)

477 i mean if you are going to transition to a woman, at least put some damn effort into it.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (hV9ir)

478 >>good heavens. just saw a pic of Rachel Levine. A damn ugly woman.


That's a Man, Baby!

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (i3fhP)

479 >> Won't Mayor Pete be out of action for at least 6 weeks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Not as long as he sleeps on his stomach

Posted by: Mayor Pete's Spouse at October 19, 2021 04:03 PM (aCk/k)

480 The WaPo has jumped the shark.

A columnist castigates Americans for demanding full shelves and prompt service. Good socialists know that the decades of plenty and eager help in stores is really a terrible thing, not a good thing. Americans need to get used to empty shelves and grumpy service, as good socialists.

I wonder what she thinks of Amazon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (lb99c)

481 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG) "

You're a good man and fantastic writer, but you're wrong about this. These types of digressions are what loses Trump points with a lot of voters we need to win. Worst part is it is unnecessary and does zero to accomplish the mission, in fact it hurts it, demonstrably.

I don't think Powell should be sainted. He did a lot of things after exiting the service and entering politics that sucked. But he was an accomplished, knowledgeable and frankly likable guy despite those things. He also regretted getting setup by the intelligence agencies for the WMD garbage- and said so. Trump should know better and at least make that intelligent assessment- instead of taking cheap shots that are not very well informed IMVHO

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (VpIIl)

482 No really, no mean tweets!

Posted by: ...or in Any of the Soviet Gulags at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (ACi07)

483 wait, I got it! chansgendered is like when George Takei starts saying he's really Lucy Liu!
Only took me an hour to think of that.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (4a9Vv)

484 470:I just feel bad for Babylon Bee


Heh! I know! The Crazy Years are hard to keep up with.

Posted by: Puddleglum lives in NoVA at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (QFVV9)

485 Pumping out Let's Go Brandon as a meme for people to chant after the retard reporter...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 19, 2021 03:51 PM (2zT+C)

@kellistavast had a headset on. Bet my paycheck she repeated what the NBC Sports booth told her to say.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (hOMhY)

486 Contact tracing protocol would mean Kamala will soon be pretending to run the country for 2 weeks, right?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO



FWEE TWACING PWOTOCOL

Posted by: LITTLE KAMALA at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (786Ro)

487 I wonder how many people Biden infected at this restaurant:

It's Jill, Mayorkas was standing, hmmm, next to Jill.
Jill is the super spreader.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (4B3eq)

488 We have a mentally disturbed MAN as surgeon general of the United States.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (gmo/4)

489 472 good heavens. just saw a pic of Rachel Levine. A damn ugly woman.
Posted by: IC



That's because it's a guy in drag, so....

Posted by: Puddleglum lives in NoVA at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (QFVV9)

490 WAIT "RACHEL" FUCKING LEVINE is a 4 Star Admiral now?

Xe's not ever been in the military, right?

So the first "female" 4 star admiral is neither a woman nor a member of the armed forces.

*golf clap*

I just feel bad for Babylon Bee
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 04:02 PM (YZG/i)

Four stars? FOUR FUCKING STARS???? Fuck me.

Posted by: Zombie Rear Admiral Grace Hopper at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (4I/2K)

491 Update from the Bee.

Support For Climate Change Skyrockets After Computer Models Show It Will Flood California

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (d9FiS)

492 Jesus is returning, and you will recognize His return, whether you like it or not.
Posted by: S



Yes, however it is way too soon, why go to all the work of building the earth to quit now.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (K3ZCc)

493 Donald Trump Jr. retweeted the Brandon song. Now the left's gonna lose their damn minds. More than usual.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (Bmy3R)

494 481 You're a good man and fantastic writer, but you're wrong about this. These types of digressions are what loses Trump points with a lot of voters we need to win. Worst part is it is unnecessary and does zero to accomplish the mission, in fact it hurts it, demonstrably.

I don't think Powell should be sainted. He did a lot of things after exiting the service and entering politics that sucked. But he was an accomplished, knowledgeable and frankly likable guy despite those things. He also regretted getting setup by the intelligence agencies for the WMD garbage- and said so. Trump should know better and at least make that intelligent assessment- instead of taking cheap shots that are not very well informed IMVHO
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (VpIIl)

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I think the amount of cheating to barely get Joe over the line in 2020 is proof enough that the only people who get vapors over this are partisan Democrats.

I think the SC primary results of 2016 show that Republicans in general are pretty okay with a guy who cuts through bullshit designed to protect our elite from criticism.

Nope. Trump should keep doing this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

495 Disagree. Why can't Trump, or anyone who is against the establishment, tell the truth about the members of the establishment? The establishment figures can call Trump or any other anti-establishment figure every bad thing they can think of. Nazi. Racist. Putin puppet. Greedy. Traitor. Insurrectionist. Boor. Backwoods dimwit. They obviously don't feel they have to only say nice things about public figures, and the bad things don't even have to be true. I didn't see anything in that statement about Powell that wasn't true.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (3/XaG)

496 Let's go Brandon. Let's pick a day and shit the entire country down.Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021

I got a text about November 3rd for all policemen, firemen, paramedics, doctors, nurses, warehouse and anyone else. No masks, no vaccines, no testing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2021 04:06 PM (ueGNX)

497 "Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo) "

It serves no purpose for Trump to be doing that. You have to scratch that itch? Have surrogates do it. When he does this crap it loses voters we need to win.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:06 PM (VpIIl)

498 Powell's great skill was he figured out how to game DC

if you are a lowlife cocksucker, this aint no great accomplishment

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:07 PM (us2H3)

499 471 Here's an official pic of the newest four-star admiral:
https://tinyurl.com/2djkphc9
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Get down and give me forty.

No, oh, no, nooooooooooo

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:07 PM (4B3eq)

500 I dreamt last night of cracking open an old decrepit turtles shell and spiking out the fleshy inards in the sun for a few days. I don't know why. Do I need help?

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021 04:07 PM (2xGy+)

501

Just wanted to add that there a FEWER Dumocrasies now than 15 years ago.

FEWER NOT MORE FEWER!!!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 19, 2021 04:07 PM (4WPW/)

502 Muldoon is gonna blow a gasket whrn he hears about Levine

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 04:07 PM (YZG/i)

503 A Model A just drove down my street. That was pretty cool.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)

504 Nope. Trump should keep doing this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

no, you are mistaken

he should double down, maybe even triple

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (us2H3)

505 Hmmm , re: Trump's CP comment...I am going to go with WWRD do.....

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (aENAX)

506 wait, I got it! chansgendered is like when George Takei starts saying he's really Lucy Liu!
Only took me an hour to think of that.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021

***
Plus side: image of Lucy Liu

Negative: everything else

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (/XOcP)

507 I dreamt last night of cracking open an old decrepit turtles shell and spiking out the fleshy inards in the sun for a few days. I don't know why. Do I need help?
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021 04:07 PM (2xGy+)
.........

probably not if it's a small turtle.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (/XOcP)

509 504 Nope. Trump should keep doing this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

no, you are mistaken

he should double down, maybe even triple
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (us2H3)

=========

I regret my error. Mea culpa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

510 Let Trump be Trump.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (gmo/4)

511 I can smell The Concern from here.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (cSs/W)

512 First female Four star general who is neither a woman nor a member of the Armed Services.

Super

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (4B3eq)

513 >>> 503 A Model A just drove down my street. That was pretty cool.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)

Did you say Hi to Vic or was he driving to fast to notice you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (ACi07)

514 if there is a gloryhole in heaven

McCain and Powell are there

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (us2H3)

515 485:@kellistavast had a headset on. Bet my paycheck she repeated what the NBC Sports booth told her to say.


That's my thought. She was put in an awkward position and probably told to say that. Can't confirm that but that's a good bet. I don't have anything against her. I kind of feel bad for her. I watch a lot of racing and she's not too bad. She used to race offroad stuff out west and is married to a Brit who races in one of IMSA's support series.

Posted by: Puddleglum lives in NoVA at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (QFVV9)

516 Sergeant, I rigged the latrine seats to salute the 4 star Admiral when it inspects the facility.

Posted by: Private Will Stockdale at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (4I/2K)

517 Did you say Hi to Vic or was he driving to fast to notice you?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (ACi07)

Vic was driving too fast. Think he was off to get that new polio vaccine.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (Bmy3R)

518 We need to win this next election. That will be accomplished on the issues, not with schoolyard ad hominems and pejoratives about every single distraction


"the issues" are morte

I think it's been a while since Americans voted for POTUS on the basis of issues. Presidential elections have become referenda on who we want to be.

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (786Ro)

519 A Model A just drove down my street. That was pretty cool.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)

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Model A Ford and a thankful of gas...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (kTF2Z)

520 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG) "

To each his own. But look at the polls and who is against Brandon. That's a lot of people we could have on our side if the guy would just resist the urge to dump on people for no good reason. Look at the groups in those polls and compare them to people who hate the unnecessary BS that Trump engages in. You lose a lot of people.

I don't want this next election to be close. I want it to be overwhelming and leave a mark. We're not gonna get there with this juvenile garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

521 Powell's great skill was he figured out how to game DC

Meh. He never needed to game anyone. He was a well-spoken black man with solid military credentials. He's the kind of guy that both parties, but especially the GOP for outreach purposes, is eager to have on board. Of the various people who are responsible for the state of affairs in America, his name is pretty far down the list.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (QU5/8)

522 74 61 I really cannot stand the Mary Clog sock.

Mega Dittos.

Posted by: lurk at October 19, 2021 04:11 PM (MIODZ)

523 Looks like Rachel Levine and Dr. Jill have been going to the same beauty salon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 04:11 PM (5l6FZ)

524 I'll just add that, IMO, the vast majority of people Trump's tweeting hurts him with are the ones who would never vote for him anyway or are looking for an excuse to not vote for him.

Not to say there aren't good people on the right who think what he is doing is distracting, vulgar and beneath him. They may be right. Probably are right. But the time for politeness in the face of a determined enemy is long past.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:11 PM (2JVJo)

525

"Model A just drove down my street. That was pretty cool. "

Joe Biden's Dad useta drive a Model A back when he was in Scranton...back when there were MORE DEMOCRASIES. NOT FEWER MORE

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 19, 2021 04:11 PM (4WPW/)

526 Wow, I didn't realize how SHORT Mayorkas was.

He is one short little shit. And a nasty little tyrant in the making, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 19, 2021 04:12 PM (vcOmj)

527 512 First female Four star general who is neither a woman nor a member of the Armed Services.

Super
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (4B3eq)

Surely the Chinese will stop their space-nuke tests after seeing this display of the strength of "diversity"...

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 04:12 PM (5aFbR)

528 520To each his own. But look at the polls and who is against Brandon. That's a lot of people we could have on our side if the guy would just resist the urge to dump on people for no good reason. Look at the groups in those polls and compare them to people who hate the unnecessary BS that Trump engages in. You lose a lot of people.

I don't want this next election to be close. I want it to be overwhelming and leave a mark. We're not gonna get there with this juvenile garbage.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

========

Trump has to win as Trump. He cannot win to let the GOPe simply back off again. He's not going to win by softening his edges.

He did win with this juvenile garbage, by the way. Twice.

Fuck suburban wine moms. They are Democrats. It wins us nothing to go after their votes. Might as well try and win over Vermont cat ladies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

529 Trump is the French knight taunting King Arthur.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 19, 2021 04:13 PM (4I/2K)

530 521 Powell's great skill was he figured out how to game DC

Meh. He never needed to game anyone. He was a well-spoken black man with solid military credentials. He's the kind of guy that both parties, but especially the GOP for outreach purposes, is eager to have on board. Of the various people who are responsible for the state of affairs in America, his name is pretty far down the list.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (QU5/

most of the time I don't agree wuth you but on this you are so very wrong

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:13 PM (us2H3)

531 Harris pick was about the Obamas. Barry's got the hots for her, and maybe Michelle too.

Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2021 04:13 PM (HgGBT)

532 >>>I think the SC primary results of 2016 show that Republicans in general are pretty okay with a guy who cuts through bullshit designed to protect our elite from criticism.

Nope. Trump should keep doing this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West
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100% perfect observation.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:13 PM (4B3eq)

533 I though Dr Rachel Frankenstein was a Rear Admiral who no doubt knows another about that, not the Admiral part though.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 04:13 PM (2JoB8)

534 Yeah, let's dump of the dead guy, who was actually a rather accomplished person, because I can't control my impulses and it feels good, said no presidential candidate ever.

Even Tucker who is no fan of war, especially in Iraq, spoke well of Powell last night.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

535 Trump can say whatever he wants - all I care about is a roaring economy, full store shelves, and world peace.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (YZG/i)

536 >>Powell's great skill was


a cunning willingness to suck Deep State Dicks.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (i3fhP)

537 > Model A just drove down my street. That was pretty cool.

Is that the one you had to stand on the gas pedal to get it to go? It had a monster spring so keeping the pedal down gave you a foot-ache?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (UW2ZS)

538 534 Yeah, let's dump of the dead guy, who was actually a rather accomplished person, because I can't control my impulses and it feels good, said no presidential candidate ever.

Even Tucker who is no fan of war, especially in Iraq, spoke well of Powell last night.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

=========

He chose party over country two decades ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

539 Admiral Levine notified me
He had to have a head 'cause he couldn't stand to pee

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (d9FiS)

540 Yeah, let's dump of the dead guy, who was actually a rather accomplished person, because I can't control my impulses and it feels good, said no presidential candidate ever.

Even Tucker who is no fan of war, especially in Iraq, spoke well of Powell last night.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:14

Now do John McCain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (3XcbI)

541 Powell was the affirmative action promotion from the day he hit high school.

Every. Single. Promotion.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (4B3eq)

542 Trump can say whatever he wants - all I care about is a roaring economy, full store shelves, and world peace.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (YZG/i)

This.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (4I/2K)

543 "It serves no purpose for Trump to be doing that. You have to scratch that itch? Have surrogates do it. When he does this crap it loses voters we need to win."

Nah. A clerk for a Republican town council member in a town that's barely big enough to have two stop lights on the main street innocently refers to someone as a Negro and every Republican in the country is told to apologize and denounce the poor sap, but Biden says something stupid like needing an Indian accent to go into a 7-11? Oh, that's just Joe.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 04:15 PM (4a9Vv)

544 531 Harris pick was about the Obamas. Barry's got the hots for her, and maybe Michelle too.
Posted by: Caliban



Well Harris does have experience with threesomes. And foursomes. Orgies. Etc.

Posted by: Puddleglum lives in NoVA at October 19, 2021 04:15 PM (QFVV9)

545 Nood Tater

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)

546 It serves no purpose for Trump to be doing that. You have to scratch that itch? Have surrogates do it. When he does this crap it loses voters we need to win.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:06 PM (VpIIl)

I'm not sure who's vote he loses - the left hates everyone. They'll vote for lefties, they are true believers and down for the cause - they can't be convinced.

Moderates no longer exists - they have long since picked a side. Most if not all aren't going to vote for Kamala or Biden would be my guess. No one who isn't left is going to decide that Trump was so mean to Powell when he died that they want to vote to allow the Lefty Brown Shirts in flood the streets and shoot them in the head...all that is left is the grifting NTs - and they are only voting for whoever writes them the biggest check.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (5iUNf)

547 Anybody been to Camp Hansen?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (W2Pud)

548 Wonder how much Camela paid him to cough on FJB and the wife he rode in on.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (vivhj)

549 Admiral Ackbar > Admiral Levine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (d9FiS)

550 536 >>Powell's great skill was


a cunning willingness to suck Deep State Dicks.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 04:14 PM (i3fhP)


exactly

on the one thing he could of done differently

he failed

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (us2H3)

551 hey, anyone say NOOD?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (4a9Vv)

552 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG) "

Oh, and while I am at it. He should stop with the stolen election garbage. I am all for eliminating voting fraud and every action the states are taking. But talk about it in a material way and get those useless slobs led by Rona McDaniel, that Trump keeps talking about glowingly off their asses to file more lawsuits and start to ensure in key states the election process are improved, safeguarded and we have access where we need it. Not like the last election where they took it in the squeakhole

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

553 >>>I don't have anything against her. I kind of feel bad for her. I watch a lot of racing and she's not too bad. She used to race offroad stuff out west and is married to a Brit who races in one of IMSA's support series.
Posted by: Puddleglum lives in NoVA at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (QFVV9)
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Yes, she did a good job covering.

What was she supposed to do on live TV, repeat what they were saying?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (4B3eq)

554 546 It serves no purpose for Trump to be doing that. You have to scratch that itch? Have surrogates do it. When he does this crap it loses voters we need to win.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:06 PM (VpIIl)

Tump is not a Rino or a Lib

he does his own itching

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (us2H3)

555 If Trump had made the nicest, sweetest comment about Powell, the MSM would never report it. And those independent voters or other normies whose votes we crave, would never know about it.

If Trump had made a bland bolierplate comment about Powell, the MSM would report it -- but they would twist its context, or cherry-pick words out of it, in order to make Trump look bad.

As long as these things are filtered thru the MSM and Social Media, it's pointless for us complain about the words spoken by Trump or any other guy we like

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (786Ro)

556 I don't want this next election to be close. I want it to be overwhelming and leave a mark. We're not gonna get there with this juvenile garbage.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

I agree. No need to give the enemy extra ammo.
Trump HAS to win over some soft voters, the kind of people who are turned off by this needless stuff

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2021 04:20 PM (mR6Gs)

557 If Trump had made the nicest, sweetest comment about Powell, the MSM would never report it. And those independent voters or other normies whose votes we crave, would never know about

Trump should have said something similar to what he said when told the news of RBG's passing, something like " Gee, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear about it. My condolences to his family."

True the media would NOT report this, but so what?
But saying what he did say allows them to GRANDSTAND.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2021 04:22 PM (mR6Gs)

558 Trump turning Wine Moms into R voters is the day Hell freezes over and Trump ain't no messiah.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:24 PM (4B3eq)

559 It was the same event. Biden is wearing a different tie because he managed to poop on the first one.

Posted by: red speck at October 19, 2021 04:25 PM (gS3OW)

560 "Secretary Mayorkas is experiencing only mild congestion."

Just curious why Mayorkas is not dead. We are besieged daily about the deadliness of the virus. It's been made out to be an almost certainty that when you get the WuFlu, you die. When Rogan got it, the Left hoped he'd die, but -- sadly for them -- he managed to recover, with the help of "horse paste." Ditto on Colonel West; it appears he's recovering nicely. ("Damn!" shouts the Left.)

So Mayorkas getting the sniffles doesn't sound like something the rest of us ought to lose our livelihoods over, no? Shouldn't he do the patriotic thing and die, to keep the narrative alive that draconian mandates must prevail?

So many questions.

Posted by: red speck at October 19, 2021 04:29 PM (gS3OW)

561 Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

I take it I can count on your support when I decide to teach that buffoon drumpf a lesson?

Posted by: Willard Romney at October 19, 2021 04:30 PM (Ocv6A)

562 73 ..., Rogan literally played the clips of them doing it. ... Yes, he has a much bigger audience and influence, but its not like this hurts them any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19
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CNN's got the same 33% that will always vote left.
It's cooked in the books. It's natural law. Forever.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:37 PM (4B3eq)

563 Same reason Trump's tweets do not hurt him one bit.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:38 PM (4B3eq)

564 So now the Surgeon General position is changing from a token black guy to a token dickless guy. Go, team!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (kR3Q3)

565 CDC guiding say generally you do not need masks outdoors
Ace is again misinformed us

Posted by: Kurt at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (tTvQY)

566 Who are these trans-cheddar individuals?

They took our cheese!

Posted by: Still Shaving w/ Schick at October 19, 2021 04:55 PM (e/gaB)

567 Only politicians (and Falsie, BIRM) say masks should be worn outside.

Posted by: government here to save you at October 19, 2021 05:04 PM (lNSu6)

568 I kind of feel bad for her. I watch a lot of racing and she's not too bad. She used to race offroad stuff out west and is married to a Brit who races in one of IMSA's support series.
Posted by: Puddleglum lives in NoVA at October 19, 2021 04:09 PM (QFVV9)

Way late puddleglum, but she's chose her bed.

I will do my best too send her every "Let's go Brandon" meme I see.

Hell I got banned from Twitter for saying LeBron was a whore.

She's no different.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2021 05:10 PM (hOMhY)

569 Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2021 04:04 PM (VpIIl)
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I largely agree. I don't think taking swipes at a guy who's in the news because he died does much positive for you.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2021 09:00 PM (OaZlZ)

570 Call me petty but,
I have a hard time looking "up" to anyone I have to sit down to look up at.
Mayor-Kos is another "tiny" man.
Put him, Fauci, Reich, Nadler, Bloomberg and step'd'inawfulstuff in a group photo and "perhaps" they would all look almost "Normal".

Posted by: tj Strong at October 19, 2021 09:02 PM (uAI4S)

571 Well then I hope they both get to meet their maker soon. I hear Satan is auditioning for some monkeys.

Posted by: Harry at October 19, 2021 11:26 PM (EcD5Y)

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