The Seftonless Morning Report - Thursday October 21, 2021

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Good morning. Rumor has it that JJ will be back in the saddle again tomorrow.

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Domestic News


Have a bad reputation? Why not change the behavior instead of your name? Rumor has it Facebook will change its name.

  • Kids age 5-11 soon to be vaccine guinea pigs.

  • Magic Johnson might let his wife down, but not his teammates.

  • Homegrown terrorists plead guilty and face 10 years for firebombing a police car.

  • A Harvard education is a requirement to run genocide camps in China.

  • They can clamor for police defunding. But, they enjoy spending money on their own protection.

  • Kidney patient receives a new kidney. Not just any kidney, a pig's kidney.

  • Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers doesn't back down from trash talking vs. Da Bears.

  • If you can't beat their ideas fall back to vandalism.

  • Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) once again renews legislative push to control the practices of private equity firms.

  • Need to serve someone papers. A funeral is a good place to start.

  • FDA approves of mixing Kung Flu vaccines.

  • Let's Go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden is at the ACLS in Boston.

  • Upset parents at school board meetings = Terrorists. Leftie posting violent threats = Nothing to see.

  • I missed it and feel so embarrassed. International Pronoun Day, came and went without me knowing or caring.


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    Foreign News


  • Moscow may be shutting down due to the Kung Flu.

  • Hail the size of coconuts in Austraila.

  • Queen Elizabeth told to stay at home and rest. a

  • Spain's High Court has given the green light to extradite former Venezuelan spymaster Hugo Carvajal to the US.

  • Russia demands international aid for Afghanistan.

  • Canadian minister arrested for not enforcing Kung Flu rules.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:16 AM




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    1 Good morning horde!

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 06:17 AM (U7wke)

    2 Corgis called.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 06:17 AM (U7wke)

    3 Hi

    Posted by: Been Lurking at October 21, 2021 06:18 AM (rDgjh)

    4 Thanks MisHum!

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:18 AM (CQ8KO)

    5 hiya

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 06:18 AM (arJlL)

    6 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?

    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)

    7 yo

    WTFO??

    Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (yrol0)

    8 Good morning. Rumor has it that JJ will be back in the saddle again tomorrow.

    If he's wearing assless chaps, that could chafe !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (arJlL)

    9 "I missed it and feel so embarrassed. International Pronoun Day, came and went without me knowing or caring."

    Flirp should be ashamed of florpsself.

    Flump would never do a thing like schmurp.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (6FeV1)

    10 If he's wearing assless chaps, that could chafe !
    Posted by: JT

    Tough times call for tough men!

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:20 AM (CQ8KO)

    11 well duh!

    Dartmouth is an overwhelmingly left-leaning college, so I knew that our ideas were unpopular, but what shocked me was the lack of nuance or interest in engaging in an intellectual discussion, Enzo said.

    The students behave like radical leftist caricatures that you see on YouTube clips or insane takes on Twitter.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 06:21 AM (yrol0)

    12 Kids age 5-11 soon to be vaccine guinea pigs.

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    F*cking wreckers.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 06:22 AM (BMWRT)

    13 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)

    ***

    MySpace

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 06:22 AM (flINI)

    14 BTW, here's the takeaway from the "feds will demand that kids 5-11 get the injection" news article:

    "To top it all off, CDC Chief Rochelle Walensky says her agency will still recommend that children wear masks in schools even after the vaccine is approved for kids."

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 06:22 AM (BMWRT)

    15 Good morning, one and all. Let us greet this day with a smile that makes our enemies wonder what we are planning.

    Posted by: NR Pax at October 21, 2021 06:24 AM (4olE8)

    16 Morning!

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 21, 2021 06:24 AM (CjFDo)

    17 "To top it all off, CDC Chief Rochelle Walensky says her agency will still recommend that children wear masks in schools even after the vaccine is approved for kids."
    Posted by: Moron Robbie

    One more candidate for residency at Skull Mountain.

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:24 AM (CQ8KO)

    18 Thanks MisHum
    How's the headache? I hope you feel better

    Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 06:25 AM (YZG/i)

    19 Cases on the rise in Russia?

    I think everyone has to demand info from China on how the heck they've kept cases and deaths so low since the beginning of the WuFlu epidemic

    Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2021 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

    20 I am contemplating going a different way with the gun control paper for my Critical Thinking class. I am thinking of going pro-gun control.

    I will first state the Four Rules and then explain that proper gun control requires a proper grip, stance and breathing.

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 06:25 AM (CcOog)

    21 "Morning!
    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry"

    We rate this as false for at least 50% of the planet.

    Posted by: The Fact Checkers at October 21, 2021 06:25 AM (Tnijr)

    22 From the tech thread...

    Apparently China produces 85 pct of the worlds magnesium supply and they have instituted production curbs so the world supply is drying up.

    So consequently, aluminum billets, which magnesium is hardener, may be in serious short supply.

    Coupled with the chip shortage, you may see every automaker cut production or stop producing all together on every new car line.

    If you need a car, you should probably get it now.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2021 06:26 AM (SXj99)

    23 My doc has a 5 year old and said no way is his kid getting the shot until there is additional data on it's effects. I'm guessing it will be the same type of data as for adults. Get the shot and you live or you die. It's Science.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 06:26 AM (2NHgQ)

    24 Wow, a linked article at that "inject all the Kulak Kidz" piece:

    "The bottom line is that after the second dose, 100% of Phase 1 subjects who received the Moderna vaccine had either a mild or moderate local and a mild or moderate systemic side effect from the vaccine. That's right, 100%."

    https://tinyurl.com/4yvkzk2y

    I'm guessing those "minor" side effects aren't routinely reported.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 06:26 AM (BMWRT)

    25 Good morning, Horde! Thank you for everything you do, MisHum!

    Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2021 06:26 AM (wfLwk)

    26 Good morning morons and happy birthday mh

    Safe travels to everyone headed to txmome

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2021 06:27 AM (EZebt)

    27 Morning all....

    Sneaky effin' bastards!

    @RWMaloneMD

    NIH COVID Treatment Guidelines approve Ivermectin

    Characteristics of Antiviral Agents That Are Approved or Under Evaluation for the Treatment of COVID-19

    https://tinyurl.com/yzgxfsdg
    And effin' twitter does this...so no one can comment!
    "This Tweet may be misleading. Stay informed about treatments for COVID-19."

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:27 AM (cF8AT)

    28 Mis Him thanks for filling in
    Good morning horde from the attic

    Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 06:27 AM (O7mKc)

    29 Good morning!

    Looks like there is a solid legal case against the military's vaccine mandate:
    Breaking: Department of Defense vaccine mandate implementation is in violation of both federal law and terms outlined by SecDef Austin in his order.

    Enormous level of criminality here being perpetrated across the services. This is a scandal of monumental proportions. . .


    https://tinyurl.com/86s32jnd

    Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 06:27 AM (bDqIh)

    30 I think everyone has to demand info from China on how the heck they've kept cases and deaths so low since the beginning of the WuFlu epidemic
    Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2021 06:25 AM (vd8XM)


    2 options:
    1 - Lie
    2 - Lower cases by not testing asymptomatic people. Lower cases further by testing for the flu and calling it that, if positive. Lower deaths by treating early with drugs known to work, like HCQ and Ivermectin.

    Simple, really.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 06:28 AM (U7wke)

    31 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)

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    MySpace

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    MyFace

    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 06:29 AM (sVtYq)

    32 Moronin', Hourde!

    Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 21, 2021 06:29 AM (u7pQw)

    33

    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 21, 2021 06:30 AM (K2SnJ)

    34 Let's Go Brandon!!!

    Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2021 06:30 AM (wfLwk)

    35 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)

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    MySpace

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    MyFace
    Posted by: Lady in Black

    Your Ass

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 06:30 AM (arJlL)

    36 wow- ONT and MR, both....MisHum is awesome.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:30 AM (pKGhf)

    37 Let's Go Brandon!!!
    Posted by: Ladyl

    Please tell me you are screaming that on the plane.

    Lie if you have to.

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:31 AM (CQ8KO)

    38 "Good morning horde from the attic
    Posted by: Skip's Phone "

    Hey! No joke. That attic is not going to fill with toys on it's own. I am not kidding. Now get your shot and wear your mask, and let's get that attic filled with toys!

    Posted by: The Fact Checkers at October 21, 2021 06:31 AM (Tnijr)

    39 Hiya Ladyl !

    Safe travels !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 06:31 AM (arJlL)

    40 Oh no, a lockdown in Moscow? Et tu, Putin?

    Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 06:31 AM (YZG/i)

    41 Ah heck, sock fail.

    Posted by: Let's go Brawndo at October 21, 2021 06:32 AM (Tnijr)

    42 Lower cases by not testing asymptomatic people. Lower cases further by testing for the flu and calling it that, if positive. Lower deaths by treating early with drugs known to work, like HCQ and Ivermectin.

    Simple, really.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic

    Harumphhh.. Doesn't sound very sciency to me

    Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2021 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

    43 Show of hands: How many people were surprised that those two lawyers actually pled guilty and didn't fight things out in court?

    Posted by: NR Pax at October 21, 2021 06:33 AM (4olE8)

    44 Thank you, Mis Hum! The amount of personal time you spend to make us well-informed is much appreciated.

    Posted by: EveR at October 21, 2021 06:33 AM (MUpk6)

    45 I don't think folks appreciate just how many people can't wait to get little Timmy and Suzy injected to protect grandma against death. They won't have any problem getting rid of all 28M doses. Nowhere near the problems they're having trying to sell the "booster" bullsh*t of unsold doses that they're sitting on because they overplayed their hand on the original.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 06:33 AM (BMWRT)

    46 Hiya JT!!!Thank you!

    Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2021 06:33 AM (wfLwk)

    47 Chicago loves them WNBA

    https://tinyurl.com/y5r2f6k7

    Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 06:34 AM (yrol0)

    48 Glad you're back JJ

    Posted by: IanDeal at October 21, 2021 06:34 AM (MGjjz)

    49 Good morning, Mis Hum! Thanks for pinch hitting on one of your off days!

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 06:34 AM (mZUr4)

    50 Harvard trained at least two of the Uyghur final solution managers.

    A proud moment for the Crimson.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:34 AM (pKGhf)

    51 One of my employees took the second shot Mon. Been out sick since. He sounds terrible

    I've had as many as five employees out this week for various illnesses. All fully shot up. Strep. Sinus infection. Upper respiratory etc

    Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 21, 2021 06:34 AM (6OoFY)

    52 45 In our area I think you are right
    Poor kids

    Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 06:34 AM (YZG/i)

    53 Thank you, Mis Hum! The amount of personal time you spend to make us well-informed is much appreciated.
    Posted by: EveR

    Seconded !

    And hiya EveR !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (arJlL)

    54 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

    Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (ju2Fy)

    55 Oh, and the kids doses are exactly the same chemical given to adults, just a smaller dose, which are the same regardless of size or weight of adults. But for some reason they're not taking into account the difference in size between a five year old and an 11 year old.

    "federal officials plan to discuss making smaller-dose versions available to the nations 28 million children between the ages of 5 and 11."

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (BMWRT)

    56 I don't think folks appreciate just how many people can't wait to get little Timmy and Suzy injected to protect grandma against death.

    --

    This is probably, sadly, more true than not. I don't have a school aged kid anymore, but I would never inject my kid with experimental drugs for a condition he has next to zero chance of dying from. But plenty of Karens will.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (sVtYq)

    57 Enormous level of criminality here being perpetrated across the services. This is a scandal of monumental proportions. . .


    https://tinyurl.com/86s32jnd
    Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 06:27 AM (bDqIh)
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    Lizzy, the problem will be getting a court to rule properly on this. Everything about these mandates is illegal and they know it, but they are going forward anyway. Breyer turned down the Maine case already.

    My husband and daughter work for (different) federal contractors and they both have until COB tomorrow to get their religious exemption requests in. The problem for my husband is that even if he gets the exemption from his employer (which he will), the government client has now said that no one without the vaccine can enter their buildings even with an exemption. My husband would be unable to do his job and fears the next step would be that he loses his clearance.

    We are praying for any and all vaccine mandates to be struck down. We need a miracle.

    Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (wyw4S)

    58 Show of hands: How many people were surprised that those two lawyers actually pled guilty and didn't fight things out in court?
    Posted by: NR Pax at October 21, 2021 06


    Lenient sentence to follow

    Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at October 21, 2021 06:37 AM (ccc7R)

    59 I don't think folks appreciate just how many people can't wait to get little Timmy and Suzy injected to protect grandma against death.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie

    I am noticing a bit of pushback within my family. My DIL changed her mind and allowed us to visit with the grands yesterday (even though we remain unshot). Actually, she was almost back to normal - not as freaked out about it all.

    Mind you, DIL wanted us to get the shot so my 2 and 4 yr old grands would be protected. Yeah, I know.

    But, she is not as hot as she once was to have the kids get the vax.

    Baby steps.

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:37 AM (CQ8KO)

    60 Good morning, JT! Hope you have a great Thursday.

    Posted by: EveR at October 21, 2021 06:37 AM (MUpk6)

    61 Chicago loves them WNBA

    https://tinyurl.com/y5r2f6k7
    Posted by: rhennigantx

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    OMG they needed 4 open top busses to carry the team?

    Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2021 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

    62 LOL
    https://twitter.com/RN_Destiny/status/
    1451038118858170369

    Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 06:38 AM (YZG/i)

    63 Good morning, JT! Hope you have a great Thursday.
    Posted by: EveR

    Thank you; and I wish you the same !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 06:38 AM (arJlL)

    64 Tough times call for tough men!
    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:20 AM (CQ8KO)


    "Tough times demand tough talk
    Demand tough hearts, demand tough songs
    Demand"

    https://youtu.be/Ljf8HsefrXk

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 06:38 AM (mZUr4)

    65 Fuck Joe Biden at the Sox game last night? Too bad the game ended in a loss, because the chants after a win would have been epic.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:39 AM (pKGhf)

    66 Mis Hum works night and day to bring us good quality news and entertainment. Add some snark here and there. Thanks.

    re the Matt Gaetz thingy, apparently he will get a chance to ask AG Garland today who made the decision to not arrest this death threat person.

    Obfuscation time! Circle back, perhaps. Shit happens. Mistakes were made. Stern warning in the comfy chair.

    WASTF.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2021 06:40 AM (F0YaR)

    67 But for some reason they're not taking into account the difference in size between a five year old and an 11 year old.

    I do, I do!!!!
    Ya have to bend down a little lower to sniff a 5 year old.

    ...Sloe Joe...

    Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2021 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

    68 40% of the people that are dying from the Chinese Lung AIDS in MD are fully vaccinated. News you can use.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 06:40 AM (flINI)

    69 Kids age 5-11 soon to be vaccine guinea pigs.
    ++++
    It's grotesque. There's never been a trial in children. No long-term findings. The findings from young people (adolescents and young adults) are not promising. The risks adolescents face from the vaccine are likely higher than the risks they face from COVID. For young adults and especially young men, the risks are still likely higher from the shots, especially considering that 2-3x annual boosters are coming. You get to face the risk twice a year and compound the problem, all while your COVID risk remains flat. It's obscene.

    But at least adults can consent. Children can't. Given the problems with older kids, expanding the shots to include younger kids is despicable.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:41 AM (DU+/6)

    70 >>>Dartmouth is an overwhelmingly left-leaning college, so I knew that our ideas were unpopular, but what shocked me was the lack of nuance or interest in engaging in an intellectual discussion, Enzo said.
    ==================

    It has been consciously transformed over the last 20 years, from a fun, smart conservative population to just another liberal student body. Terrible.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:42 AM (pKGhf)

    71 Good Morning all.

    Travel day. Up way earlier than usual but coping after two cups of coffee. Dreading having to wear a mask for most of the day but then arriving in the free state of Texas.

    Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 21, 2021 06:42 AM (Y+l9t)

    72 40% of the people that are dying from the Chinese Lung AIDS in MD are fully vaccinated. News you can use.
    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 06:40 AM (flINI)


    Good morning, TMR. Did you check out those Caps blogs I suggested?

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 06:42 AM (mZUr4)

    73 Travel day. Up way earlier than usual but coping after two cups of coffee. Dreading having to wear a mask for most of the day but then arriving in the free state of Texas.
    Posted by: Sharon

    Morning Sharon - haven't seen any since I left Dallas yesterday/

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:43 AM (CQ8KO)

    74 Good morning, TMR. Did you check out those Caps blogs I suggested?
    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 06:42 AM (mZUr4)

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    Not yet. Before their next game I will. Thanks for the info

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 06:43 AM (flINI)

    75 Need to serve someone papers. A funeral is a good place to start.
    ++++
    I used to do some work at a small office building. Someone else there was a process server, and I saw his car every time I went to that location. How do I know he was a process server? His vanity plate.

    He had BMW 7-series with a plate reading "UBNSRVD"

    Someone will eventually beat him to death, I reckon.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:43 AM (DU+/6)

    76 Hiya Sharon !

    Safe travels !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 06:44 AM (arJlL)

    77 am contemplating going a different way with the gun control paper for my Critical Thinking class. I am thinking of going pro-gun control.

    I will first state the Four Rules and then explain that proper gun control requires a proper grip, stance and breathing.
    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 06:25 AM (CcOog)

    Lol.
    A+++ for you!

    Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 06:44 AM (Ed8Zd)

    78 It's grotesque. There's never been a trial in children. No long-term findings. The findings from young people (adolescents and young adults) are not promising. The risks adolescents face from the vaccine are likely higher than the risks they face from COVID.
    =========================

    No parent should permit their child to be vaxxed. It's a crazy idea, one that makes sense only to the teachers union and the Karen Junta. Fuck Joe Biden.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:44 AM (pKGhf)

    79 " ... expanding the shots to include younger kids is despicable."

    you have to say that in a Daffy Duck voice, it's in The Rules.

    G'mornin' Horde !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 21, 2021 06:44 AM (jDHSU)

    80 Mornin', all! You'll jab my kids over my dead body next to a couple of your compadres. Happy Thursday, everyone!

    Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 21, 2021 06:44 AM (c8cE2)

    81 56 This is probably, sadly, more true than not. I don't have a school aged kid anymore, but I would never inject my kid with experimental drugs for a condition he has next to zero chance of dying from. But plenty of Karens will.
    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (sVtYq)
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    Here in NoVa, this is absolutely true. The wine moms cannot wait to get their young kids vaxxed - because everyone will be "safe" after that happens. Until whatever the next thing is that's needed for everyone to be "safe".

    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2021 06:45 AM (mNMgp)

    82 >>> 69 Kids age 5-11 soon to be vaccine guinea pigs.
    ++++
    It's grotesque. There's never been a trial in children. No long-term findings. The findings from young people (adolescents and young adults) are not promising. The risks adolescents face from the vaccine are likely higher than the risks they face from COVID. For young adults and especially young men, the risks are still likely higher from the shots, especially considering that 2-3x annual boosters are coming. You get to face the risk twice a year and compound the problem, all while your COVID risk remains flat. It's obscene.

    But at least adults can consent. Children can't. Given the problems with older kids, expanding the shots to include younger kids is despicable.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:41 AM (DU+/6)

    They can "consent" when Stan's Retards think it's convenient for them to "consent"...

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2021 06:45 AM (ACi07)

    83 Wired's website is a train wreck. How could a leading "tech magazine" have a website that performs so poorly? It's as bad as a newspaper website. These people are killing themselves.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:45 AM (DU+/6)

    84 Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

    FJB

    Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at October 21, 2021 06:46 AM (jV+aN)

    85 Good morning, TMR. Did you check out those Caps blogs I suggested?
    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 06:42 AM (mZUr4)

    ***

    Not yet. Before their next game I will. Thanks for the info
    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 06:43 AM (flINI)


    Game tonight at NJ

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 06:46 AM (mZUr4)

    86 Thanks JT!
    Glad SW got things squared away last week so hoping for a smooth trip.

    Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 21, 2021 06:46 AM (Y+l9t)

    87 Tonypete, what's the weather like?

    Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 21, 2021 06:47 AM (Y+l9t)

    88 the Bee, of course:

    "Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America's Spirit"

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 21, 2021 06:47 AM (jDHSU)

    89 Right now - 65 - high of 84 called for.

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:48 AM (CQ8KO)

    90 >>> 83 Wired's website is a train wreck. How could a leading "tech magazine" have a website that performs so poorly? It's as bad as a newspaper website. These people are killing themselves.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:45 AM (DU+/6)

    Shut up you h8ter, we're like super diverse and shit!

    Posted by: Wired Magazine at October 21, 2021 06:48 AM (ACi07)

    91 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)


    Pravda.

    Too historical? Fiiiiiiiiine.

    Overt Propagandabook.

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 06:48 AM (5NkmN)

    92 morning horde. back in the office today and the bloody coffee is empty at 7.40 AM. who do i shot? what asshole takes the last of the coffee BEFORE 8 am and doesn't make a fresh pot? i swear, half this building needs a forced enema with boiling coffee...

    anyway, happy birfday MisHum and off to the content...

    Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 21, 2021 06:49 AM (8D42x)

    93 But 2022 is already looking up; along with Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige, Kendrick Lamar, and Eminem, Dre will be headlining the 2022 Super Bowl Halftime Show.

    That will be fine. Family friendly.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:49 AM (tLGqS)

    94 We are praying for any and all vaccine mandates to be struck down. We need a miracle.
    Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (wyw4S)

    What a terrible situation for your family. Sorry. Praying as well. How crazy that we need a miracle in order for common sense to prevail.

    Posted by: Pony Tail at October 21, 2021 06:49 AM (tzZq2)

    95 BEFORE 8 am and doesn't make a fresh pot? i swear, half this building needs a forced enema with boiling coffee...

    It is the new normal.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:49 AM (tLGqS)

    96 Someone will eventually beat him to death, I reckon.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:43 AM (DU+/6)

    ***

    I was a process server all through college. It was the best job I've ever had. Never a boring moment.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 06:50 AM (flINI)

    97 BEFORE 8 am and doesn't make a fresh pot? i swear, half this building needs a forced enema with boiling coffee...

    Many folks only think of themselves any more. It is a sad state of affairs.

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 06:50 AM (CQ8KO)

    98 Only 50 here this morning. Hoping the pool is open there. Get a fe more days of summer.

    Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 21, 2021 06:51 AM (Y+l9t)

    99 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)


    Retard's Digest


    Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 06:51 AM (5NkmN)

    100 Aaron Rodgers.... Bra-VO!

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 06:51 AM (l1zez)

    101 My kids being forced to vaccinate is my hill to die on.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:51 AM (tLGqS)

    102 Liars promised rain yesterday.
    Nope. Just a little wet.
    Then they for sure promised rain for Friday.
    Now that's looking iffy.

    Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2021 06:52 AM (RUaRf)

    103 57 We are praying for any and all vaccine mandates to be struck down. We need a miracle.
    Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2021 06:36 AM (wyw4S)

    ------------

    Prayers for you and your family, bluebell. It is absolutely criminal that so many have been placed in this position.

    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2021 06:52 AM (mNMgp)

    104 Prayers for you and your family, bluebell !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 21, 2021 06:53 AM (jDHSU)

    105 Prayers up, bluebell.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2021 06:53 AM (ACi07)

    106 Morning all!

    It's unbelievable they are pushing the jab for kids as young as 5. Well actually evil is a better term.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2021 06:54 AM (nxdel)

    107 Hailstones 6 inches in size, falling at over 60 mph. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, including the atmosphere.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:54 AM (pKGhf)

    108 >>the problem will be getting a court to rule properly on this. Everything about these mandates is illegal and they know it, but they are going forward anyway. Breyer turned down the Maine case already.


    Hmm. In this case it's that the test of Austin's order specifies that an FDA approved vaccine is required, but that the only FDA approved vaccine in not in production (Comarity?). So the legal argument is a challenge to the order itself, not any sory of challenge to vaccine mandates/vaccines in general.

    Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 06:54 AM (bDqIh)

    109 If anyone is a scrapper, stop by my rental house and pick up all the junk out in the yard.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:54 AM (tLGqS)

    110 This new name ... will clarify the company as a conglomerate, with ambitions beyond social media. The Facebook app might be the cornerstone of the company, but Zuckerberg has been very clear that the future of the company belongs to the metaverse.

    WTF is the "metaverse?" I read on in the linked article, but they don't define the term directly. It appears that "metaverse" is the name for interactive, mutual, multi-participant virtual reality schemes - like meetings, concerts, etc. - and Facebook has a bunch of experimental offerings to make it happen.

    Sounds great. I get to stay at home, play in a simulacrum and enjoy an ersatz life. Sounds ideal for when I need to escape from my 500 sq. ft. efficiency apartment owned by Blackrock because the hum of the refrigerator I'm renting from GE Capital is bothering me but I can't leave because we're on Round 5230 of public health/climate change lockdowns, yet I still want to enjoy a cup of pseudo-coffee delivered by drone from Amazon to keep the chill at bay because there's a gas shortage - so I might as well drink it with "friends" I have never met in real life by "meeting" them in a VR space.

    Sign me up!

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:55 AM (DU+/6)

    111 Aaron Rodgers.... Bra-VO!
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 06:51 AM (l1zez)


    Indeed. And I have heard that Pat McAfee (former NFL punter) has a very enjoyable show/podcast. It is mentioned in the article as the venue for Rodgers quoted follow up comments.

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 06:56 AM (mZUr4)

    112 So, when the children of these idiots get the shot and become sterile, the children of the smart, religious, conservatives will eventually take over.

    Posted by: Been Lurking at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (rDgjh)

    113 The 11th amendment clearly states the the federal government reserves all rights not clearly stated elsewhere in the constitution.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (tLGqS)

    114 Praying for you and your family Bluebell.

    The most infuriating part of this is that there is no end in sight even if they could get people vaccinated. Montgomery County is 99% with at least one shot and most with two and yet we still have mask mandates and children still have to wear masks in school.

    Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (Y+l9t)

    115 >>It's unbelievable they are pushing the jab for kids as young as 5. Well actually evil is a better term.


    The jab being pushed on pregnant women is evil:
    @Dr_ScottMC

    I have just had a conversation with an upset midwife in a large 8000+ births per year hospital delivery unit.

    They have had a cluster of babies this month who have been born seemingly healthy, but died within 48-72 hours from pulmonary haemmorhage. . .

    https://tinyurl.com/kfdvff6h

    Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (bDqIh)

    116 yet I still want to enjoy a cup of pseudo-coffee delivered by drone from Amazon to keep the chill at bay because there's a gas shortage - so I might as well drink it with "friends" I have never met in real life by "meeting" them in a VR space.
    Sign me up!
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:55 AM (DU+/6)


    You're out of half and half. Just so you know.

    Posted by: Joe's GE Capital Refrigerator at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (CcOog)

    117 @Breaking911

    PRES. BIDEN: "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?"

    "What are we doing? This is the United States of America, Damnit! What are we doing?!"

    https://tinyurl.com/yjq42g52

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (cF8AT)

    118 I can only imagine what kind of torture they will subject the non vaxxed kids to. Isolation, masking, prohibitions to sports and activities.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:58 AM (tLGqS)

    119 You're out of half and half. Just so you know.
    Posted by: Joe's GE Capital Refrigerator at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (CcOog)
    ++++
    Thanks for the reminder forwarded from Kroger. I'll be sure to add myself to the dairy products waiting list so I can get a thimbleful of the stuff once I am both under the ration limit and there is product availability!

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:58 AM (DU+/6)

    120 If you need a car, you should probably get it now.
    Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2021 06:26 AM (SXj99)

    After talking with some car guys, you don't want to buy a car now. Part supplies are so bad they are throwing in whatever fits with the attitude of "We'll fix it later." If you want to do something, get all of the maintenance done on your cars that need done. Beat the inflation.

    Posted by: WiNO at October 21, 2021 06:59 AM (rUpkZ)

    121 @Breaking911
    PRES. BIDEN: "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?" ...
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (cF8AT)
    ++++
    So internet subsidy or nationalization, I guess?

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:59 AM (DU+/6)

    122 " I can only imagine what kind of torture they will subject the non vaxxed kids to. Isolation, masking, prohibitions to sports and activities."


    Sit outside in the rain to eat lunch.

    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:59 AM (Tnijr)

    123 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)


    Social Credit Coordinating Commissariat

    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:00 AM (MxEKc)

    124 That "A stray puppy begs to be saved." from the Literal Violence Cafe Thread is wonderful in many ways.

    But, it's a great masterclass in just how humanly-expressive dogs can be.

    The poor little fellow is literally terrified of the woman but so desperate that he squeezes down as small and defensively as he possibly can in case she tries to hurt him, and just begs for kindness with fear and hope in his eyes.

    And is rewarded by finding a good person.

    Makes for a dusty room.

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 07:00 AM (5NkmN)

    125 After talking with some car guys, you don't want to buy a car now. Part supplies are so bad they are throwing in whatever fits with the attitude of "We'll fix it later." If you want to do something, get all of the maintenance done on your cars that need done. Beat the inflation.
    Posted by: WiNO at October 21, 2021 06:59 AM (rUpkZ)
    ++++
    I just did this myself this week, and will finish it up this weekend. I am out like $1,500 this week, but both cars are going to be in tip-top shape by Monday with the exception of tires. I don't need tires yet, and still have about a years' worth of life on them.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:00 AM (DU+/6)

    126 Facebook = Minitrue. Just acknowledge it and use the name, Zuck.

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 07:01 AM (mZUr4)

    127 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?

    Facial.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 07:01 AM (KLKSV)

    128 I have stuff to do today. I need to clear the brush away from my driveway (it's already cut, I just need to drag it to the brush pile), I should probably go ahead and put the summer doors on the Jeep, and I should do some homework.

    I don't want to do any of it, but I should.

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:01 AM (CcOog)

    129 @katiadoyl

    @VP shouts "Surprise!" upon arriving at her own surprise birthday celebration

    https://tinyurl.com/ydv5g7jf

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:01 AM (cF8AT)

    130 I think everyone has to demand info from China on how the heck they've kept cases and deaths so low since the beginning of the WuFlu epidemic

    Pretty simple. They are actually telling the truth.

    This is a virus/disease with 99.74% recovery rate. The USA medical community has been lying about everything to do with this Plandemic from the very beginning. PCR test that does not work and was never intended as a diagnostic tool has been used from the very beginning - and is still being used through 12/31/21. "Cases" are supposed to be "positive test (from a PCR test that does not work) + symptomatic". USA medical community has been calling any "positive test" as a "case" since very beginning.

    We also know they are lying about the "COVID death" count. Deaths "with COVID" and "from COVID" are all counted as "COVID deaths". 94% of "COVID deaths" are those with comorbidities. Did Colin Powell die from COVID or did he die because of old age and cancer?

    After all I have read of the lying and tyranny of the USA medical establishment over the past 18+ months, I believe China more than I believe anyone involved with the Plandemic in the USA.

    Posted by: Tom MacDonald at October 21, 2021 07:01 AM (Do5/p)

    131 Annnd, we're back...

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (Do5/p)

    132 @Breaking911
    PRES. BIDEN: "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?" ...
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (cF8AT)

    You can already get subsidized internet. Also, how many of those people are driving new cars or have expensive clothes and jewelry?

    Libraries have free internet.

    Posted by: WiNO at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (rUpkZ)

    133 I think everyone has to demand info from China on how the heck they've kept cases and deaths so low since the beginning of the WuFlu epidemic

    Answer: More Communism, Surveillance and Control.

    Its the solution for everything, having weather problems? supply-chain? uncomfortable ideas being communicated? people enjoying life too much?

    There is always the solution, it is always the same.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (+LCoQ)

    134 But at least adults can consent. Children can't. Given the problems with older kids, expanding the shots to include younger kids is despicable.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 06:41 AM (DU+/6)

    ............

    My granddaughter in 7th grade is learning the lesson of following your convictions. Her Social Studies teacher asked for a show of hands on how many kids in her class want/would take the shot. Everyone of them except her raised their hand. Now granddaughter is being treated like crap by teacher.

    Posted by: Molly k. at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (Qj/G4)

    135 State some vague problem that probably happened to someone because they didn't pay their internet bill, then propose a multibillion dollar government solution.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (tLGqS)

    136 " I can only imagine what kind of torture they will subject the non vaxxed kids to. Isolation, masking, prohibitions to sports and activities."


    Sit outside in the rain to eat lunch.
    Posted by: f'd


    If the non-vaxxed are disallowed governmental services, it's only right that they don't pay taxes.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (OCTRt)

    137 Has anyone noticed a shift in car advertising? They aren't directly acknowledging the supply problem, but they are hinting at it obliquely. I forced myself to watch my weekly dose of local news this morning and I saw two car ads.

    The first was trying to entice me to "Buy and reserve your new car today!" The second told me that if I bought from them, I'd get first priority on deliveries.

    The car dealers have to be sweating bullets right now.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (DU+/6)

    138 If you don't HAVE to buy a vehicle, keeping one running is a whole lot cheaper and you will need that money to buy bread and gas anyway.

    Also, a cheap beater needs only liability insurance, at least in this state. That's another savings every month.

    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (Tnijr)

    139 40% of the people that are dying from the Chinese Lung AIDS in MD are fully vaccinated. News you can use.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 06:40 AM (flINI)

    What's the overall vaccination rate? Because if it is more than 40% that would suggest some benefit.

    I haven't seen any statistical analysis of this though, which pisses me off.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (BPViE)

    140 "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?"


    I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500

    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:03 AM (MxEKc)

    141 118 I can only imagine what kind of torture they will subject the non vaxxed kids to. Isolation, masking, prohibitions to sports and activities.
    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:58 AM (tLGqS)
    ------------

    It's already happening. Student-athletes in our county have to be vaxxed or tested weekly. Got a notice from school that, since DC requires student-athletes over 12 to be vaxxed, any kid who's unvaxxed (no matter what the policy is in his/her jurisdiction) can't play in games held in DC. Lots of public & private schools have mandatory testing for the unvaxxed kids, as well.

    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2021 07:03 AM (mNMgp)

    142 true, naturalfake !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 21, 2021 07:03 AM (jDHSU)

    143 If you want to do something, get all of the maintenance done on your cars that need done. Beat the inflation.
    Posted by: WiNO at October 21, 2021 06:59 AM (rUpkZ)

    Yeah, I just took the Scoobytruck in to the transmission shop to see how much they are going to hurt me to replace the bearings in it. I think I'd rather pay to have an 18 year old vehicle repaired than spring for a new car just now.

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:03 AM (CcOog)

    144 My granddaughter in 7th grade is learning the lesson of following your convictions. Her Social Studies teacher asked for a show of hands on how many kids in her class want/would take the shot. Everyone of them except her raised their hand. Now granddaughter is being treated like crap by teacher.
    Posted by: Molly k. at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (Qj/G4)
    ++++
    Teacher needs a talking to. Can her parents take time off work? Sounds like an ideal opportunity for one of them to audit that class for the next several weeks and take copious notes and make it very clear that you're feeling loud-mouthed and litigious over their differing standard of treatment due to medical status.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:04 AM (DU+/6)

    145 My granddaughter in 7th grade is learning the lesson of following your convictions. Her Social Studies teacher asked for a show of hands on how many kids in her class want/would take the shot. Everyone of them except her raised their hand. Now granddaughter is being treated like crap by teacher.
    Posted by: Molly k.


    Have her wear a name tag to school.
    Anne Frank.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:04 AM (OCTRt)

    146 Yeah, I just took the Scoobytruck in to the transmission shop to see how much they are going to hurt me to replace the bearings in it. I think I'd rather pay to have an 18 year old vehicle repaired than spring for a new car just now.
    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:03 AM (CcOog)
    ++++
    We're all going to learn valuable and painful lessons in Cuban car maintenance.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:04 AM (DU+/6)

    147 Morning peeps. Gloomy and windy today in the Bluegrass.

    I've told the grandkids to address me from now on as "Sir."

    Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 07:05 AM (BFigT)

    148 It is tough to have a surprise party with secret service protection. But leave it to the emotionally autistic Kamala to be completely unable to react like a normal human to a surprise party.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 07:05 AM (tLGqS)

    149 Prayers for you and your family, bluebell !
    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU)

    Seconded !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (arJlL)

    150 Michael P Senger at_MichaelPSenger

    Doctor of 30 years will lose her job tomorrow for opposing vaccine mandate. Let that sink in.

    Barry Sharp at_BarryESharp

    My wife who is a doctor, has been a doctor for 30 years, kidney transplant specialist, emergency specialist, hospitalist, didn't lose a Covid patient has natural immunity and will tomorrow see her last day because #science. We stand to lose everything she has ever worked for.

    https://bit.ly/2Z57KsO

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (Do5/p)

    151 What's the overall vaccination rate? Because if it is more than 40% that would suggest some benefit.

    I haven't seen any statistical analysis of this though, which pisses me off.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2021 07:02 AM (BPViE)

    ***

    Hogan touts an 85% vaccination rate. I don't know the demographic breakdown though.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (flINI)

    152 "We're all going to learn valuable and painful lessons in Cuban car maintenance."

    You can shim '62 Chevy axles to work in a '59 Ford rear end using a cut up Coke can!

    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (Tnijr)

    153 Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (bDqIh)

    That's heartbreaking. Poor innocent babies. The ramifications of this virus and our response to it will be felt for generations. Hell.. probably forever.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (nxdel)

    154 *sings*

    Mama bought a coconut
    She bought it for a dime
    A hailstone of the same size fell
    And broke her head and spine

    If you go to Australia
    It will make you all dead
    If you go to Australia
    It will make you all dead
    If you try to buy a coconut
    Hailstone's smack you in the head

    Posted by: Zombie Harry Nillson at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (5NkmN)

    155 Aaron Rodgers is a much more stand-up guy than I ever realized.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 07:07 AM (pKGhf)

    156 We're all going to learn valuable and painful lessons in Cuban car maintenance.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:04 AM (DU+/6)

    I have a figure in my head, if they meet or beat that price I'll let them do it. Otherwise I'll see how much it is to have a transmission rebuilt if I deliver it to them and I'll remove and install it myself.

    I'm just at the point in my life where I'm willing to pay to have someone else crawl around underneath the damn thing rather than do it myself. Plus, it's getting cold out there...

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:07 AM (CcOog)

    157 >>Libraries have free internet.

    A lot of libraries allow homeless to camp out in there all day and shoot up drugs in the bathrooms, and they host drag queen story hours and other inappropriate woke material aimed at kids. Safer to access the internet elsewhere.

    Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 07:07 AM (bDqIh)

    158 Hubby keeps our vehicles well maintained. However, he has this personal conviction that a truck over 100,000 miles needs to be replaced. Our truck runs great and looks great. I keep telling him we don't need to replace it. Also told him I'm driving my Jeep until it gives up the ghost.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 07:07 AM (2NHgQ)

    159 Teacher needs a talking to. Can her parents take time off work? Sounds like an ideal opportunity for one of them to audit that class for the next several weeks and take copious notes and make it very clear that you're feeling loud-mouthed and litigious over their differing standard of treatment due to medical status.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:04 AM (DU+/6)

    A talk as she is leaving a restaurant would have a bit more influence.

    Posted by: WiNO at October 21, 2021 07:08 AM (rUpkZ)

    160 @VP shouts "Surprise!" upon arriving at her own surprise birthday celebration

    https://tinyurl.com/ydv5g7jf


    Yeah, that sounds exactly like Kumala.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 07:08 AM (KLKSV)

    161 Don't forget everything is an 'Ancient Chinese Secret'

    The Chinese are big on herbs and spices so why does or did the country keep the Covid low, don't ask.

    Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2021 07:08 AM (JxcpD)

    162 Future car magazine article:

    How to keep your 1999 Camry running another 2 million miles.

    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 07:09 AM (Tnijr)

    163 This is a virus/disease with 99.74% recovery rate.

    I hate that statistic being thrown around, mainly because of the reasons you attached in that the "recovery rate" has an awful lot of other considerations attached to it.

    When saying "99 point whatever" you are reinforcing the idea that this is a binary disease. That everything about it is all about the virus and nothing more. No comorbidities, no age selection, no connection to metabolic health, no protocol for early treatment.

    Furthermore, what is meant by "recovery"? The current policy is to let the virus do as much organ damage as possible then stick the victim on an vent until death so that the "hospital" can collect the bounty money.

    It isn't like you wake up sick, then are totally healed or dead. The longer this shit festers in the body untreated the more organ damage happens, as for the heart, the damage is permanent.

    Current medical procedure is meant to maim and kill.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:09 AM (+LCoQ)

    164 I have just had a conversation with an upset midwife in a large 8000+ births per year hospital delivery unit.

    They have had a cluster of babies this month who have been born seemingly healthy, but died within 48-72 hours from pulmonary haemmorhage. . .

    https://tinyurl.com/kfdvff6h
    Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (bDqIh)
    ===============

    prayers up for those families.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 07:09 AM (pKGhf)

    165 Re supply crunches

    Local toy store is running radio ads to say that they are concerned about having enough product to sell for Christmas.

    To counteract the foretold crunch, they are implementing a layaway program to buy the products even before they arrive at the store with the hopes that the purchases will arrive b4 Christmas.

    This seems like a regression to me, but who knows

    Posted by: squeakywheel at October 21, 2021 07:09 AM (UDSF6)

    166 However, he has this personal conviction that a truck over 100,000 miles needs to be replaced. Our truck runs great and looks great. I keep telling him we don't need to replace it. Also told him I'm driving my Jeep until it gives up the ghost.
    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

    We don't have any vehicles with under 150k on them. They still run and look great so. . . .

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 07:10 AM (CQ8KO)

    167 Her "Social Studies teacher" asked for a show of hands on how many kids in class would take the shot."

    That's totally not wicked as fuck. Not even a smidgen.

    Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2021 07:11 AM (psL96)

    168 VP shouts "Surprise!" upon arriving at her own surprise birthday celebration

    Yeah, she really looked surprised. This is so fake. And why does she look so damn uncomfortable?

    Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2021 07:11 AM (nxdel)

    169 I try to get 200K from a truck at least. The current one I'm shooting for 300K. Used engines and transmissions will probably start getting more expensive.

    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 07:11 AM (Tnijr)

    170 VP shouts "Surprise!" upon arriving at her own surprise birthday celebration


    Joe picked assassination insurance well.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:11 AM (OCTRt)

    171 We don't have any vehicles with under 150k on them. They still run and look great so. . . .


    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 07:10 AM (CQ8KO)

    My Mustang has 159K. I don't drive it as much as I used to. It goes into the shop soon to get the hood replaced and painted (insert rude comment about Ford's aluminum hoods), and then it goes in next month to get a new top.

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (CcOog)

    172 A hero for our time. Fr. Jerzy Popieluszko, declared blessed by the Pope in 2010, he was a priest to the Solidarity movement in Poland and was killed by the communists. There is a wonderful movie about his life and work linked in the article. It's about an hour and a half for anyone who has the time and interest:

    https://tinyurl.com/4cr5y5fr

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (ueGNX)

    173 I'm reposting this...seems kinda important, no?

    @RWMaloneMD

    NIH COVID Treatment Guidelines approve Ivermectin

    Characteristics of Antiviral Agents That Are Approved or Under Evaluation for the Treatment of COVID-19
    https://tinyurl.com/yzgxfsdg

    And effin' twitter does this...so no one can comment/like it -- "This Tweet may be misleading. Stay informed about treatments for COVID-19."

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (cF8AT)

    174 "What are we doing? This is the United States of America, Damnit! What are we doing?!"

    https://tinyurl.com/yjq42g52


    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (cF8AT)
    ============
    He can't even pronounce the words anymore. Much less, have any idea what he's saying. Does McDonalds have free wifi in their parking lot? Did not know.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (pKGhf)

    175 yeesh

    Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (psL96)

    176 Hubby keeps our vehicles well maintained. However, he has this personal conviction that a truck over 100,000 miles needs to be replaced. Our truck runs great and looks great. I keep telling him we don't need to replace it. Also told him I'm driving my Jeep until it gives up the ghost.
    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 07:07 AM (2NHgQ)
    ++++
    That has not been true in an extremely long time. My Lincoln has 150k. It will hit 200k before the transmission needs major service or rebuild. The motor will keep going to 400k and it will be clapped out and not worth repairing by 450k, but that's 4x higher than the old assumption of 100k.

    My other car has only 50k on it, and I expect it to get to a quarter million easily. I'll be furious if I have to get rid of it before the 250k mark. Any modern car that can't get to 250k is a failed product.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (DU+/6)

    177 I have been thinking that it's a shame when people die because we lose all the knowledge that person has.

    Now, with the mandate, we suffer the same fate with the lose of skilled people.

    Posted by: Been Lurking at October 21, 2021 07:13 AM (rDgjh)

    178 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:13 AM (Zz0t1)

    179 Did they really have to go back to the early nineties to find someone as irrelevant as Magic Johnson to speak up for them about the vaccines?

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 07:13 AM (B0mGw)

    180 It's like back when JJ was a baby. How cute.

    Nice job.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:13 AM (Zz0t1)

    181 "Also told him I'm driving my Jeep until it gives up the ghost.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine"


    Love my old Wrangler but is it ever a gas hog. Almost sold it last time it hit $4 Only use it on weekends for fun even when gas was cheap in the Trump days. The Biden regime is making even that painful.

    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:13 AM (MxEKc)

    182 Her "Social Studies teacher" asked for a show of hands on how many kids in class would take the shot."

    I think the Social Studies teacher should be reported to the Principal. That is a really inappropriate and divisive question to ask kids in the class.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:13 AM (ueGNX)

    183 I can only imagine what kind of torture they will subject the non vaxxed kids to. Isolation, masking, prohibitions to sports and activities.
    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 06:58 AM (tLGqS)

    Yeah, this will be so, so awful. Then you'll have the kids begging their parents to get them the vax so they won't be ostracized. So more division in the family, too.

    Posted by: Pony Tail at October 21, 2021 07:14 AM (tzZq2)

    184 CDC has looked into it. The Jab can't possibly be killing babies. Jab away! Jab jab jabbity jab!

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 07:14 AM (tLGqS)

    185 Love my old Wrangler but is it ever a gas hog. Almost sold it last time it hit $4 Only use it on weekends for fun even when gas was cheap in the Trump days. The Biden regime is making even that painful.
    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:13 AM (MxEKc)
    ++++
    Driving around is environmentally harmful and is officially discouraged. Have approved, climate-friendly fun by staying in your apartment and hanging out with your friends on the metaverse, peasant!

    Posted by: Great Resetter at October 21, 2021 07:14 AM (DU+/6)

    186 They have had a cluster of babies this month who have been born seemingly healthy, but died within 48-72 hours from pulmonary haemmorhage. . .

    https://tinyurl.com/kfdvff6h
    Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (bDqIh)

    Omg

    Prayers

    Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (YZG/i)

    187 Jab jab jabbity jab! would be a good nic.

    Posted by: Been Lurking at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (rDgjh)

    188 What's the overall vaccination rate? Because if it is more than 40% that would suggest some benefit.


    That assumes that natural immunity doesn't exist nor has any effect. It also fails to recognize that young people under hospital care are almost always there because of something else. Older people, usually the older are more likely to have been vaxxed, consume medical services more so it isn't a straight line single variable equation.

    Given the innumeracy of the general public and the fact that so many people are quick to manipulate data to support a narrative, I'm not worried about a lack of data.

    This is 100% political at this point.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (+LCoQ)

    189 I can't wait for the government to "approve" the jab without parental permission. Or having CPS contact parents with "concerns" about medical neglect.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (tLGqS)

    190 @VP shouts "Surprise!" upon arriving at her own surprise birthday celebration

    https://tinyurl.com/ydv5g7jf
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:01 AM (cF8AT)
    ====================

    totally fake human being. everything about her is fake, even, obviously, her birthday party

    She has no friends and had to organize her own party, attended by paid staff.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (pKGhf)

    191 Local toy store is running radio ads to say that they are concerned about having enough product to sell for Christmas.

    To counteract the foretold crunch, they are implementing a layaway program to buy the products even before they arrive at the store with the hopes that the purchases will arrive b4 Christmas.

    This seems like a regression to me, but who knows
    Posted by: squeakywheel at October 21, 2021 07:09 AM (UDSF6)


    You still have an actual toy store in your area??

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 07:16 AM (mZUr4)

    192 @M4LBrevard

    SHOCKING & DISTURBING: Parents discovered that their 7yo little girl with Downs Syndrome has had a mask tied to her head against her will since
    @brevardschools instituted their illegal mask policy. The parents were unaware this was happening until the child came home one day with...

    Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yjbwu6ua

    JHC! If I had kids in school today, I would have been arrested a long time ago.

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:16 AM (cF8AT)

    193 It isn't like you wake up sick, then are totally healed or dead. The longer this shit festers in the body untreated the more organ damage happens, as for the heart, the damage is permanent.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:09 AM

    Do we know that for sure? How do we know the long term effects of infection with SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 after only 18+ months? Is anything that the medical community is telling us about this virus/disease even true (including the 99.74% recovery rate across all age groups)? They are lying about everything. How do we know which information is true and which information is part of the BS narrative? They've been calling Ivermectin "horse paste", been calling HCQ "fish tank cleaner", been calling someone who dies in a car accident and later tests positive for SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 (with PCR tests which don't work) a "COVID death".

    It's all FUBAR. And it's intentional.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:16 AM (Do5/p)

    194 Hogan touts an 85% vaccination rate. I don't know the demographic breakdown though.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (flINI)

    That sounds high. But he wouldn't lie.

    And the devil is in the details. For all we know most of those deaths are in vaccinated old people with diabetes and cancer.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2021 07:16 AM (bApRP)

    195 Any modern car that can't get to 250k is a failed product.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (DU+/6)

    My 2003 Subaru Baja has 250K on it, I just replaced the motor but if I had been paying attention I would have replaced the rear main seal and then probably wouldn't have spun the bearings in it. The Wrangler is a 2006 with 220K on it, and the 2011 Mustang has 159K. Both of them are running strong and I expect that they will last as long again as they have (I'm going to be buried in the Mustang so I'll keep it running forever. )

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (CcOog)

    196 There have been a number of clinical trials run by various hospitals for the three vaccine manufacturers on children 5-11. They started last spring. I cannot imagine enrolling my six year old in a vaccine trial for a barely year old adult vaccine for a disease that is rarely fatal in children. It seems like the most virtue signaling thing anyone could do.

    Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (CwH1m)

    197 This is 100% political at this point.
    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (+LCoQ)

    ***

    THIS. Most sentient people have already moved on with their lives except in cases where leftists impose themselves on them

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (flINI)

    198 bluebell I have been trying to think how this ends, marginalize 1/3 of population can't survive. Maybe it will take getting to that point to see.

    Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (O7mKc)

    199 Today I learned that "Priority Mail" is a code phrase meaning "Mail that hangs out in Omaha for at least four days."

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (DU+/6)

    200 Any time a team mate needs me to inject some DNA in them, I'll be ready. Like a rock. Hard. And I'll stick it right in them until I complete the injection.

    Posted by: Magic Johnson at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (ESjRY)

    201 I know Joe Biden is a few cards short of a full deck but the VP acts like she has only a half of a full deck.

    She's a complete idiot. How in the hell did she become an Attorney General for California?

    Do not answer that, I already know.

    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (88xKn)

    202 "You have said to your teammates, 'I'm gonna be there for you,'" Johnson said. "Well, you can't be there if you don't get vaccinated. You're letting them down. And then that hurts our chances of winning a championship. I would never do that to my teammates. Never."


    Good to see that HIV spreader Magic Johnson is vaccinated so he can become a superspreader and spread even more disease to his 'teammates.'

    What a load.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    203 Did they really have to go back to the early nineties to find someone as irrelevant as Magic Johnson to speak up for them about the vaccines?

    Given that their target audience for the propaganda was born after his day in the sun, they probably think that Magic Johnson is a brand name for an electric dildo.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:18 AM (+LCoQ)

    204 "totally fake human being. everything about her is fake, even, obviously, her birthday party

    Posted by: Huck Follywood "


    Including fake mask wearing. How long do you think those stayed on after the camera was off?

    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:18 AM (MxEKc)

    205 I know Joe Biden is a few cards short of a full deck but the VP acts like she has only a half of a full deck.

    She's a complete idiot. How in the hell did she become an Attorney General for California?

    Do not answer that, I already know.
    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:17 AM (88xKn)



    Oh, wouldn't YOU like to know.....

    - Kumswala Harris

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    206 >>> 188 What's the overall vaccination rate? Because if it is more than 40% that would suggest some benefit.


    That assumes that natural immunity doesn't exist nor has any effect. It also fails to recognize that young people under hospital care are almost always there because of something else. Older people, usually the older are more likely to have been vaxxed, consume medical services more so it isn't a straight line single variable equation.

    Given the innumeracy of the general public and the fact that so many people are quick to manipulate data to support a narrative, I'm not worried about a lack of data.

    This is 100% political at this point.
    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (+LCoQ)

    There's no such thing as an "immune system"; that's just a conspiracy theory.

    Posted by: Masked Karen putting a mask on her daughter at October 21, 2021 07:18 AM (ACi07)

    207 From the tech thread...

    Apparently China produces 85 pct of the worlds magnesium supply and they have instituted production curbs so the world supply is drying up.

    So consequently, aluminum billets, which magnesium is hardener, may be in serious short supply.

    Coupled with the chip shortage, you may see every automaker cut production or stop producing all together on every new car line.

    If you need a car, you should probably get it now.
    Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2021 06:26 AM (SXj99)
    *********
    Too late for me. Been waiting since June. Won't even take my money to place my order for the car I want.

    Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 07:18 AM (NpAcC)

    208 "Today I learned that Priority Mail is a code phrase meaning Mail that hangs out in Omaha for at least four days."

    Typical government bureaucracy. Pushing for a budget increase, you deliberately drag your feet and screw up your job.

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 07:18 AM (B0mGw)

    209
    This seems like a regression to me, but who knows


    Our whole culture is regressing.

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:19 AM (ESjRY)

    210 This is 100% political at this point.
    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM (+LCoQ)

    At this point? It has been since the beginning.

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:19 AM (CcOog)

    211
    Any modern car that can't get to 250k is a failed product.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (DU+/6)

    _________

    Our 2013 Honda Odyssey is approaching 300K. Scheduled for a trip to New York in January.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2021 07:19 AM (/U27+)

    212 And the devil is in the details. For all we know most of those deaths are in vaccinated old people with diabetes and cancer.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2021 07:16 AM (bApRP)

    To compare apples-to-apples we'll use the same standard they do. They're COVID deaths.

    Posted by: WiNO at October 21, 2021 07:20 AM (Dvw0N)

    213 She's a complete idiot. How in the hell did she become an Attorney General for California?

    Its not only an ill wind that blows......

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:20 AM (arJlL)

    214 Well, I submitted my religious exemption for this morning. Does anyone know, is it up to your employer to approve or is there a government minister of deciding whether your beliefs are good enough?

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 07:20 AM (U7wke)

    215 This is 100% political at this point.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:15 AM

    Agreed. Though I think it has been 100% political from the very beginning. Recall that the HCQ "fish tank cleaner" narrative was put out early on, I think around April 2020 after President Trump brought it up as a successful treatment. Not to mention, everyone in the medical industry - including Fauci himself - knew from the beginning that masks are useless. Yet they have been mandating them anyway.

    I still believe this has been a political op from the start.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:20 AM (Do5/p)

    216 CDC has looked into it. The Jab can't possibly be killing babies. Jab away! Jab jab jabbity jab!
    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


    Mix and match vaccines! Moderna + J&J + a Pfizer booster. All good.

    Science has left the country.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:20 AM (OCTRt)

    217 "Today I learned that Priority Mail is a code phrase meaning Mail that hangs out in Omaha for at least four days."

    Typical government bureaucracy. Pushing for a budget increase, you deliberately drag your feet and screw up your job.
    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 07:18 AM (B0mGw)

    ***

    I think it's time you lowered your expectations citizen...

    Posted by: The Washington Post at October 21, 2021 07:21 AM (flINI)

    218 Today I learned that "Priority Mail" is a code phrase meaning "Mail that hangs out in Omaha for at least four days."

    I love you naive people who look at marketing terms and think that there is any relationship to reality. Priority and Mail are just sounds that come out of someone's mouth. That fully expect you to eisegete some meaning to them.

    But in this case it might just be that the postal shmucks have other Priorities than delivering your mail.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:21 AM (+LCoQ)

    219 "I can't wait for the government to "approve" the jab without parental permission. Or having CPS contact parents with "concerns" about medical neglect.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy "


    I'm expecting or local govt schools to push it heavily but no mandate. Instead they will announce vaccines will be given unless parents opt-out with written, notarized letter.

    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:21 AM (MxEKc)

    220 Tucker Carlson will be traveling across the nation exposing the wind energy scam.

    Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 07:21 AM (NpAcC)

    221 Too late for me. Been waiting since June. Won't even take my money to place my order for the car I want.
    Posted by: redridinghood

    If it makes ya feel better, I'll take yer money !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:21 AM (arJlL)

    222 "I think it's time you lowered your expectations citizen..."

    I don't think that's possible. With the current administration, Jimmy Carter has finally lost his only claim to relevancy.

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 07:21 AM (B0mGw)

    223 SHOCKING & DISTURBING: Parents discovered that their 7yo little girl with Downs Syndrome has had a mask tied to her head against her will since
    @brevardschools instituted their illegal mask policy. The parents were unaware this was happening until the child came home one day with...

    Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yjbwu6ua

    JHC! If I had kids in school today, I would have been arrested a long time ago.
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:16 AM (cF8AT)



    Sorry, but the lawsuit is a waste of time. You're only going to give lawyers a ton of money and you will get ZERO satisfaction here.

    The FACTS are, the person who did this, and took it upon themselves to be evil, need to be Code Red'ed. Period.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (Zz0t1)

    224 So Facebook is transitioning? Holy crap, that's on my 2021 bingo card. I just need the US Army to begin teaching "how to surrender" in Boot Camp and I win!

    Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (u1eUk)

    225 Vaers says 16K deaths from COVID shots. Various studies say that normally only 2-10% of adverse reactions actually get reported.

    Conversely we know that at least half of the reported 700K deaths from COVID weren't. They had COVID but died from something else.

    So it is possible, if unlikely, that more people have died from the clot shot then from COVID, and the numbers are almost certainly within an order of magnitude.

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (ESjRY)

    226 Mornin' again, all,

    Since I may need to retire soon, I'm updating my resume for a more functional one. I haven't worked as a freelance editor before. Once I was a tech writer, but that was a few years and jobs back. I'm emphasizing my editing experience, including a full-length memoir by "Professor Arturo" (Arthur Pfister), and my writing group's 2012 anthology. Also mentioning my own short published fiction; I don't know if that will help or hurt, but it shows my experience with the written word.

    There are resume assistant sites out there. Any recommendations for ones you've used that have actually helped in landing a job, or at least an interview?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (/XOcP)

    227 And the devil is in the details. For all we know most of those deaths are in vaccinated old people with diabetes and cancer.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

    To compare apples-to-apples we'll use the same standard they do. They're COVID deaths.
    Posted by: WiNO


    *fist bump
    Sorry. They picked the game. Just playing by their rules.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (OCTRt)

    228 NIH COVID Treatment Guidelines approve Ivermectin

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:12 AM (cF8AT)


    Thank you Tami!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (pKGhf)

    229 The car dealers have to be sweating bullets right now.

    ---

    To the contrary, car dealers are making tons of money right now. They don't have to discount anything. In fact many are adding on to sticker price. In some cases thousands of dollars. Plus, they are just taking orders so they don't have any floor planning costs on inventory just sitting around.

    And the OEM's are loving this because they no longer have to offer incentives. They may be gone forever.

    Everybody wins...except the poor schmucks who absolutely have to buy a car right now. Even used cars bring in a better profit margin than new.

    I bought a new car in August when there were still some incentives, the dealer still offered a discount and I got stupid money for my trade. In retrospect I probably got the deal of a lifetime.

    Posted by: Pete Seria at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (7ZQe3)

    230 https://www.centerforhealthsecurity .org/event201/about

    Posted by: Nothing to see here, move along... at October 21, 2021 07:23 AM (ACi07)

    231 "Sorry, but the lawsuit is a waste of time. You're only going to give lawyers a ton of money and you will get ZERO satisfaction here."

    Forcing masks on children is illegal in Florida. Normally I would agree with you, but I think there's a case here, especially when you factor in the sympathy card.

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 07:23 AM (B0mGw)

    232 CDC has looked into it. The Jab can't possibly be killing babies. Jab away! Jab jab jabbity jab!

    The amazing thing is the clot shot famously killed Hank Aaron right as he was being held up as an example of how everyone should get the shot...and then it got memory-holed.

    The best of these though is the Aussie NAZI Minister who in the middle of giving a speech on how everyone needed the clot shot got Bell's Palsy...from the clot shot.

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:24 AM (ESjRY)

    233 @Breaking911
    PRES. BIDEN: "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?" ...
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (cF8AT)
    ++++
    So internet subsidy or nationalization, I guess?

    --

    I saw that yesterday. What an abject idiot. Pull that out of his a** did he?

    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 07:24 AM (sVtYq)

    234 I love you naive people who look at marketing terms and think that there is any relationship to reality. Priority and Mail are just sounds that come out of someone's mouth. That fully expect you to eisegete some meaning to them.

    But in this case it might just be that the postal shmucks have other Priorities than delivering your mail.
    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:21 AM (+LCoQ)
    ++++
    Priority Mail is a different product. It is domestic airmail with a shorter delivery window than first class or media mail - and it used to work. Priority Mail would always arrive 2-3 days before first class. Not anymore, though. All mail is now the same class of service with different prices. Might as well send it mule class, since now it all behaves the same way regardless. If I were the shipper, I'd be making refund demands at this point.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:24 AM (DU+/6)

    235 Well, I submitted my religious exemption for this morning. Does anyone know, is it up to your employer to approve or is there a government minister of deciding whether your beliefs are good enough?
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 07:20 AM (U7wke)
    -----------

    From what I understand from the EO for federal contractors, it's up to the employer. However, your govt client may have additional restrictions they will write into new - and existing- contracts. Insidious.

    Thanks everyone for all the prayers. I don't know how this all ends but we are just going to keep praying.

    Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2021 07:24 AM (wyw4S)

    236
    Forcing masks on children is illegal in Florida. Normally I would agree with you, but I think there's a case here, especially when you factor in the sympathy card.
    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 07:23 AM (B0mGw)



    Too many Soros injected DA's to get anywhere. Even in Florida, but time will tell, I guess.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:25 AM (Zz0t1)

    237 I still believe this has been a political op from the start.

    Then you must also conclude that Trump is fully in on it. He kept the mastermind and his minions of the Chimera around and gave them unusually high visibility to promote the FUD.

    Trump also pushed and continues to strongly advocate the Kill Shot, he also did absolutely nothing to deal with the Communist style lockdowns and complete destruction of the economy. His retard Attorney General promised to prosecute anyone who violated civil rights, then ignored all of the forced lockdowns and criminalization of churches and church attendance.

    Trump is as dirty on this as anyone else who has politicized this depopulation effort.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:25 AM (+LCoQ)

    238 Biden's approval at 37%.

    Pissaki to press: Hey, 37 is a prime number. It's great!

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:25 AM (S1hrL)

    239 Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?" ...

    I haven't met anyone in 10 years that didn't have internet access at home.

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:25 AM (ESjRY)

    240 @Breaking911
    PRES. BIDEN: "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?" ...
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:57 AM (cF8AT)



    Takeaway: McDonalds provides FREE INTERNET!!!!!!!

    Time to squat the parking lots!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:25 AM (Zz0t1)

    241 Has anyone seen the 'Eargo' commercial for hearing aids?

    A couple is visiting the girl's parent's and are talking in the kitchen. The girl 'whispers' to her boyfriend sitting across the kitchen island, "Did you bring the condoms?" Because of course anyone would choose that moment to ask that question.

    The boyfriend can't hear her and says 'what?'. The father, sitting in the family room area says, "She wants to know if you brought condoms."

    I wanna throw something heavy at the TV every time it comes on.

    /rant

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:26 AM (cF8AT)

    242 240 Takeaway: McDonalds provides FREE INTERNET!!!!!!!

    Time to squat the parking lots!!!!
    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:25 AM (Zz0t1)

    =========

    Funny that he used McDonald's since, you know, the public service of the library system shut down.

    Capitalism kept going. The government shut down to kill Orange Man Bad.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (LvTSG)

    243 I bought a new car in August when there were still some incentives, the dealer still offered a discount and I got stupid money for my trade. In retrospect I probably got the deal of a lifetime.
    Posted by: Pete Seria at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (7ZQe3)
    ++++
    Yeah. When I bought my first (and likely last) new car in 2017, I got the deal of the century on it and I'm increasingly glad I did it in retrospect.

    And it's great for the dealers and manufacturers now, but in a few years it won't be. They'll be out of business. Not that they really care, I guess. Make hay while the sun shines and all that.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (DU+/6)

    244 JHC! If I had kids in school today, I would have been arrested a long time ago.
    Posted by: Tami

    "Whatda in for?"

    "Killed a couple assholes messing with my kid."

    *Elected Queen of the cellblock*

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (CQ8KO)

    245 WACE is pleased to welcome MisHum to the Morning Zoo Crew!

    Posted by: Miklos AM at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (lyr+E)

    246 =========

    Funny that he used McDonald's since, you know, the public service of the library system shut down.

    Capitalism kept going. The government shut down to kill Orange Man Bad.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (LvTSG)



    How dare you.......

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (Zz0t1)

    247 Again Sweden is fascinating here.

    They did none of this lockdown crap and had results no different then any other country.

    This should be the case study that every other country is copying...well...if anyone actually believe in science.

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (ESjRY)

    248 McDonalds gonna need a bigger parking lot.

    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (88xKn)

    249 Biden's approval at 37%.

    Pissaki to press: Hey, 37 is a prime number. It's great!
    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:25 AM (S1hrL)

    ***

    FAKE NEWS!!! There is no way in HELL that Pissflappy knows what a prime number is

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 07:28 AM (flINI)

    250 Jab jab jabby jab jab.

    The covid cocktail -- little bit of this, little bit of that.

    Blinding us with SCIENCE !

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (S1hrL)

    251 Here are some suggestions for Facebook's new name:

    Farcebook

    Facecrook

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (ueGNX)

    252 Again Sweden is fascinating here.

    They did none of this lockdown crap and had results no different then any other country.

    This should be the case study that every other country is copying...well...if anyone actually believe in science.
    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (ESjRY)



    Watch the Sharyl Attkisson (HOT!) story about the Amish and their reaction to Covid.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (Zz0t1)

    253
    Capitalism kept going. The government shut down to kill Orange Man Bad.


    Schools, libraries, and pretty much everything the government is involved in are not essential services.

    But McDs and Starbucks are.

    And...it seems most people missed that with these lockdowns.

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (ESjRY)

    254 Re supply crunches

    Local toy store is running radio ads to say that they are concerned about having enough product to sell for Christmas.

    To counteract the foretold crunch, they are implementing a layaway program to buy the products even before they arrive at the store with the hopes that the purchases will arrive b4 Christmas.

    This seems like a regression to me, but who knows
    Posted by: squeakywheel at October 21, 2021 07:09 AM (UDSF6)


    -------

    The shortages are curious. Not everything that are being shorted is coming from the shipping problem. Local news last night said school lunches are being affected. Evidently hot dogs, buns, pancake mix, and milk are in short supply. Why????

    Posted by: Chillin the most at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (Go1Bm)

    255 Regarding the "Brandon" rap song: try to get a view of the Tik T version where some babe sings the chorus line while shouting the "real" verse. Laugh my azz off. Oh, yeah. . . . nothing says 80+ million votes like a national diss. . . what's really crazy is the number of high school games where it's broken out.

    Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and chest-feeding used sodo boys at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (8m/Xb)

    256 "You have said to your teammates, 'I'm gonna be there for you,'" Johnson said. "Well, you can't be there if you don't get vaccinated. You're letting them down. And then that hurts our chances of winning a championship. I would never do that to my teammates. Never."

    --

    Questions that remain unanswered by the walking HIV spokesman:

    You can be vaxed and give it, you can be vaxed and get it. Explain your stance.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (sVtYq)

    257 @216

    >>Mix and match vaccines! Moderna + J&J + a Pfizer booster. All good. Science has left the country.


    Well they're doing that to slipstream all of the other bullshit vaccines into Pfziers bullshit FDA approved vaccine status.


    This is all one gigantic Op and Scam and the levels of this scam and Op are incredible at this point.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (8DLiC)

    258 Here are some suggestions for Facebook's new name:

    Farcebook

    Facecrook
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke


    Fartbook

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (OCTRt)

    259 The boyfriend can't hear her and says 'what?'. The father, sitting in the family room area says, "She wants to know if you brought condoms."


    who the HELL has sex at your parents' house while there for a quick visit?!!?

    ew seriously guys

    even I never did that!

    Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2021 07:30 AM (j9HX3)

    260 Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:26 AM (cF8AT)

    Yes; That's a really objectionable commercial.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:30 AM (ueGNX)

    261 I bought a new car in August when there were still some incentives, the dealer still offered a discount and I got stupid money for my trade. In retrospect I probably got the deal of a lifetime.

    Since we are reminiscing of deals gone by, remember at the height of the Plannedemic when air commercial travel was practically non-existent and the public airports were practically ghost towns?

    Hertz was practically paying people to take their one and two year old inventory.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:30 AM (+LCoQ)

    262 253 Schools, libraries, and pretty much everything the government is involved in are not essential services.

    But McDs and Starbucks are.

    And...it seems most people missed that with these lockdowns.
    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (ESjRY)

    =========

    Incorrect. Schools are essential daycare services.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:30 AM (LvTSG)

    263 Here are some suggestions for Facebook's new name:

    Farcebook

    Facecrook
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (ueGNX)



    Internet Shithole

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    264 Blinding us with SCIENCE !

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (S1hrL)

    ***

    My lawyers will be in touch...

    Posted by: Thomas Dolby at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (flINI)

    265 who the HELL has sex at your parents' house while there for a quick visit?!!?


    Kurt does but that's a special case.

    Hey Mom! You still up?

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (CQ8KO)

    266 Well they're doing that to slipstream all of the other bullshit vaccines into Pfziers bullshit FDA approved vaccine status.


    that, AND now you can't determine if it was Moderna that killed Nana or the earlier Pfizer shot. so the various companies are muddying the waters to prevent anyone from clearly being able to see which one to try to sue

    Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (j9HX3)

    267 Here are some suggestions for Facebook's new name:

    Farcebook

    Facecrook

    --

    I like both of those, Fen! I'll add a couple:

    Facerooked
    Faceschmuck

    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (sVtYq)

    268 The shortages are curious. Not everything that are being shorted is coming from the shipping problem

    Part of it is the government killing American small business. Part of it is the government created labor shortage. And part of it is the government created COVID terror

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (ESjRY)

    269 So, I saw the Dave Chapelle comedy special, "The Closer" last night, and -

    Eh. One, it wasn't funny. A few laughs here and there, but continually amusing? Not even close.

    Basically, it was an hour or so of Chapelle begging for everyone to get off his back and other Black entertainers back, cuz he just lo-o-o-oves him some trannies and gays and is feminist as hell. Oh, and he just hates white people and has always been fighting against them.

    So, this was a (terrified?)Chapelle pledging allegiance to the New Woke Cultural Dictatorship. Along with stories of him being wonderful to trannies that sounded...well, let's say embellished at best.

    It was cringe-inducing. Not a whole lot different than if "they" told Chapelle if he danced a buck and wing while singing "Dixie", he could still have his safety and a career.

    If that sounds entertaining to you, have at it.

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (5NkmN)

    270 @237

    Let's Go Brandon!

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (S1hrL)

    271 Evidently hot dogs, buns, pancake mix, and milk are in short supply. Why????
    Posted by: Chillin the most at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (Go1Bm)



    Let's go Brandon.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:31 AM (Zz0t1)

    272 Ugh, Tami. I've never seen it thankfully but what a repulsive ad.

    I remember when commercials used to be fun. Big Fig Newton, where's the beef, I can't believe I ate the whole thing, Wendy's fashion show, etc. Sigh.

    Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM (wyw4S)

    273 who the HELL has sex at your parents' house while there for a quick visit?!!?

    Where the hell else can you get some alone time with your niece?

    Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM (ESjRY)

    274 Hogan touts an 85% vaccination rate. I don't know the demographic breakdown though.
    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 07:06 AM (flINI)


    They have lied about absolutely everything from the beginning. Why would this be any different?

    85% of the people have been vaccinated. YOU are the one holding things up. It's all shit and they have no one to blame but themselves.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM (U7wke)

    275 Perhaps Facebook should just rename themselves "Big Brother" but then that name couldn't be used for Google or Twitter.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM (ueGNX)

    276 To counteract the foretold crunch, they are implementing a layaway program to buy the products even before they arrive at the store with the hopes that the purchases will arrive b4 Christmas.

    That is going to create some very interesting tax and corporate reporting issues. Buy this year! We might get it to you sometime next year!

    How many people are going to want a refund in 2022 on money that put down in 2021?

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM (+LCoQ)

    277 The shortages are curious. Not everything that are being shorted is coming from the shipping problem. Local news last night said school lunches are being affected. Evidently hot dogs, buns, pancake mix, and milk are in short supply. Why????
    Posted by: Chillin the most


    Truckers. Or lack thereof. Covid shut a lot of shit down. Any hiccups ti JiT inventory creates huge holes down the line.

    It's that whole "if a butterfly flaps it's wings" thing.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM (OCTRt)

    278 They said there would be no Math. And I would maintain people really mean Arithemetic, too.

    But we're getting pretty darn fancy pants here with Vocabulary too!

    I had to look up "Eisegete". I was able to pretty much grok it because of context, but let's do try to be more careful, people. It isn't even 8 AM CST.

    Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM (psL96)

    279 btw certain tinned cat foods are still gone gone gone

    and belvita bars

    I'm assuming these things are made in China and they're having production problems there

    Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2021 07:33 AM (j9HX3)

    280 Nobody but "the connected" will have any $$ to buy a new car anymore, so good luck to the dealerships who won't be offering any incentives.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 07:33 AM (sVtYq)

    281 Grocery store shelves low on...TP, paper towels, Mr. Clean.

    The sheep are shopping.

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:33 AM (S1hrL)

    282 Then you must also conclude that Trump is fully in on it. He kept the mastermind and his minions of the Chimera around and gave them unusually high visibility to promote the FUD. [ ... ] Trump is as dirty on this as anyone else who has politicized this depopulation effort.

    I don't yet believe he was/is "in on it", but I do blame him for the "vaccine" push. He also refused to fire Fauci after it was obvious from the very beginning that he was a Deep State operative being used to sabotage Trump.

    My theory is that President Trump was overwhelmed with bad advice and sabotage and political pressure. Bad advice on whom to trust with the information regarding SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19, sabotage from everyone in the Deep State and political pressure from people likely telling him ways to handle the Plandemic which would help him survive the sabotage and succeed in re-election.

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:33 AM (Do5/p)

    283 "Everybody wins...except the poor schmucks who absolutely have to buy a car right now. Even used cars bring in a better profit margin than new."

    Friend of mine bought a new 2019 Fiesta at end-of-year prices, ended up paying something like 15K for it. On a whim he filled out the "We want to buy your car!" spam from Carvana and they offered him 18 for it.

    He used some of the money to fix his old truck and banked the rest.

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:33 AM (CcOog)

    284 Facebook isn't renaming the platform, they're renaming the corporate entity. Right now Facebook, Inc. owns all the stuff. Like how Google became Alphabet but nothing changed (other than maybe getting worse), the same will be true for Facebook.

    And I have a recommendation for the conglomerate's new name:
    Pathological Hate, Acrimony and Disinformation Systems, Inc.

    PHAD for short.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:33 AM (DU+/6)

    285 Then: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING! WE GONNA DIE!

    Now: Why are some parts of the supply chain not working?

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:34 AM (ESjRY)

    286 85% of the people have been vaccinated. YOU are the one holding things up. It's all shit and they have no one to blame but themselves.


    correct

    these numbers are UTTER BULLSHIT

    please keep this in mind. the truth has long left the building for our govt

    Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2021 07:34 AM (j9HX3)

    287 Evidently hot dogs, buns, pancake mix, and milk are in short supply. Why????
    Posted by: Chillin the most at October 21, 2021 07:29 AM (Go1Bm)

    ***

    They are waiting on their Chinese Drywall Flour to be delivered

    Posted by: Thomas Dolby at October 21, 2021 07:34 AM (flINI)

    288 That is going to create some very interesting tax and corporate reporting issues. Buy this year! We might get it to you sometime next year!

    How many people are going to want a refund in 2022 on money that put down in 2021?
    Posted by: Reuben Hick

    Everyone. But the interest gained for holding 20,000 orders worth of money....

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:34 AM (OCTRt)

    289 51 One of my employees took the second shot Mon. Been out sick since. He sounds terrible

    I've had as many as five employees out this week for various illnesses. All fully shot up. Strep. Sinus infection. Upper respiratory etc
    __________

    That Idaho pathologist (I forget his name, Ryan Cole maybe?) was saying that he'd been seeing a lot more infections recently in the blood tests that his big lab runs. That's one of the longer-term side effects that doctors have been predicting the vaccines would cause -- making people more susceptible to infections that their immune systems normally would have been able to easily fight off.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 07:34 AM (k4dH2)

    290 Our two vehicles are fairly new; 2020 and 2016. Previous vehicles were driven over 100K but were showing their age. My personal gripe about the Jeep Grand Cherokee was that the front seats had gone to shit. Very uncomfortable. Cost was prohibitively expensive to replace.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 07:34 AM (BFigT)

    291 New name for Facebook

    ScarFace

    Why not?

    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:35 AM (88xKn)

    292 who the HELL has sex at your parents' house while there for a quick visit?!!?

    ew seriously guys

    even I never did that!
    Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2021 07:30 AM (j9HX3)

    ***

    *sheepishly raises hand*

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 07:35 AM (flINI)

    293 Wolfus-

    Society for Technical Communication (also professional certification)

    Posted by: Miklos the Sometime Wordsmith at October 21, 2021 07:35 AM (lyr+E)

    294 Wait...has anyone seen CIA BOB and Bob from the NSA in the same room?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 07:36 AM (m+jkK)

    295 A few of my cow-workers have been out with respitory illnesses (not COVID) since school started up.

    Interesting that the government has been saying the lock downs and mask mandates ended the flu over the summer...

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 07:36 AM (ESjRY)

    296 I think Dr. Cole is also the one who has said there is a shocking uptick in pathology reports showing cancers that are not typically seen for "X" set of people.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 07:36 AM (sVtYq)

    297 But we're getting pretty darn fancy pants here with Vocabulary, too!
    Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2021 07:32 AM


    Added the comma you missed.

    Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade at October 21, 2021 07:36 AM (a3Q+t)

    298 truly a hero for our time, FS ! Thanks !

    used to work with a guy who had been a shipyard welder in Gdansk, loved his stories about the Solidarity times.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 21, 2021 07:36 AM (jDHSU)

    299 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 07:22 AM (/XOcP)

    As someone who routinely reviews resumes to screen potential hires within my department, I can tell you this... 95% of resumes that are given to us from HR are either just plain BS with keywords inserted to get the applicant through the initial filtration process, or filled with extraneous BS unrelated to the position.

    And for me, nothing will get you shit canned faster than being revealed as someone who has embellished their resume.

    My suggestion FWIW, is that you generate a work history document with relevant experience and durations for each position or role you've held, and relevant training or certifications you've accumulated. Add to that a realistic expectation for the role you want to fulfill. From that, tailor a single sheet resume for what ever job you're going to apply for.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (l1zez)

    300 The article about the Queen says her medical concern is not coronavirus since she's double-jabbed, but she's due for a booster and I wonder if a recent booster shot is slowing her down. They would never admit that, though.

    Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (t62xj)

    301 Am I the only one that didn't know "Blackbird" was Joe's nickname?

    From Biden's BBB rambling rally in Scranton:
    "And as I said, my mother -- I used to stutter badly when I was a kid. If Tommy Bell and Charlie Roth and all of my old friends were here at St. Paul's, you know, I -- my nickname was "Blackbird." It was, "Bi-bi-bi-blackbird." It wasn't meant as a compliment.

    And I wasn't very big, but -- you could beat me, but I'd hurt you. (Laughter.) You think I'm kidding; I'm not."
    https://tinyurl.com/3z7btumd

    Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (NpAcC)

    302 Speaking of the Down Syndrome girl and the mask, Rev subs once a week in a class for primary grades 1-3. It's a special ed class for autistic children, severe cases. The bus drivers refuse to let them on the bus without masks. There is a constant physical struggle to get the masks on them, which last about a tenth of a second.


    I think it's cruel to hold a handicapped child and forcibly put a mask on them. These are children who are non-verbal and out of control behavior-wise and understand nothing about what is happening to them. It's inhumane.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (45fpk)

    303 Wait...has anyone seen CIA BOB and Bob from the NSA in the same room?

    I drone the bad guys. Well, whoever my boss tells me is a bad guy. Or you know, not, in that one time in 'Stan I'm not supposed to talk about.

    The other Bob just reads your email and checks out the pron on your computer.

    Posted by: CIA Bob at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (ESjRY)

    304 Our two vehicles are fairly new; 2020 and 2016. Previous vehicles were driven over 100K but were showing their age. My personal gripe about the Jeep Grand Cherokee was that the front seats had gone to shit. Very uncomfortable. Cost was prohibitively expensive to replace.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 07:34 AM (BFigT)
    ++++
    My buddy is a big Jeep guy. Always has a Grand Cherokee, and doesn't buy anything else. His experience with them makes me wonder how he could be so brand loyal. He has hit the seat thing many times. The transmission thing a couple of times. Electrical things, etc. Yet he always replaces it with another Grand Cherokee.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (DU+/6)

    305 Here in NoVa, this is absolutely true. The wine moms cannot wait to get their young kids vaxxed - because everyone will be "safe" after that happens. Until whatever the next thing is that's needed for everyone to be "safe".

    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2021 06:45 AM

    Has anyone asked if the "vaccine" for kids will be the same as the "vaccine" for adults? Where once you get it, you will need "boosters" every X months for the rest of your life? Or are they selling this kids "vaccine" as a one-time-only shot... as they did with the original "vaccine" for adults?

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (Do5/p)

    306 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)



    WeSellYourData.com

    Posted by: BigDaddyT at October 21, 2021 07:38 AM (KPEfD)

    307 They have had a cluster of babies this month who have been born seemingly healthy, but died within 48-72 hours from pulmonary haemmorhage. . .

    *

    Have they been able to determine if they had anything in common?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 21, 2021 07:38 AM (qcmAa)

    308 My personal gripe about the Jeep Grand Cherokee was that the front seats had gone to shit. Very uncomfortable. Cost was prohibitively expensive to replace.

    +++

    I bought a Toyota and the seats are unbelievably firm. But on the plus side their seats tend to last 200,000 mi. So there's that.

    Posted by: Pete Seria at October 21, 2021 07:38 AM (7ZQe3)

    309 Hola my pretty Hordelings. Made it through the airport gauntlet with a minimum of fuss and bother, and I am on my way to Texas!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 21, 2021 07:38 AM (suIXo)

    310 Danielle Campoamor
    @DCampoamor
    Friendly reminder that it is *super* easy to explain abortion to kids. My 7 year old knew what it was, & that his mom had one, when he was 4. "Mom was pregnant when she didn't want to be & a doctor helped her. Then she was pregnant when she wanted to be & had me."

    That simple.

    -
    Friendly reminder that it is *super* easy to explain the Holocaust to kids. "The world had Jews when it didn't want them & racial hygiene helped her.

    That simple.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (d9FiS)

    311 Links! We have links! They love us! They truly love us!

    Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (aENAX)

    312 @karol

    I hear the Great Neck Public School District in Long Island had a fiery school board meeting yesterday, with parents protesting CRT as well as general forced wokeness, and the number of parents who showed up overflowed the meeting hall. Keep at it!

    https://tinyurl.com/yk29y9kd

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (cF8AT)

    313 The shortages are curious. Not everything that are being shorted is coming from the shipping problem. Local news last night said school lunches are being affected. Evidently hot dogs, buns, pancake mix, and milk are in short supply. Why????

    This might be controversial, but for ESG purposes, many companies have been doing Equity Promotions of fully incompetent people to management positions. Furthermore, more and more of a company's efforts are being redirected to virtue signaling rather than core operations. Not too many companies are expanding, rather they know that they can jack up prices and let Supply and Demand fix their balance sheet problems incurred from 2020 Government attacks on business.

    This is sort of like what happened after WW2 when Japan and Germany were smoking rubble. The former United States could produce all kinds of expensive poorly made and designed shit and there was no competition.

    We are in the age of mediocrity.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (+LCoQ)

    314 Safe travels Eris !

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (arJlL)

    315 Pastor Phil (New Brunswick minister being imprisoned by Canadian govt) is doing exactly the right thing, welcoming anyone who wants to worship, but the government is right: He does have contempt for their injunction, and for them. As do I.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (pKGhf)

    316 Facebook is looking at renaming the parent company the way Google is actually Alphabet.

    No one is going to call it whatever the new name is.

    Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (mbFEM)

    317 The shortages are curious. Not everything that are being shorted is coming from the shipping problem

    Hoarding is starting to happen and making it worse. I might start doing some of my own next few days because this regime seems intent on bringing on the Burning Times a several years earlier than I expected.

    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:40 AM (MxEKc)

    318 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (d9FiS)

    The facile description is bad enough, but what may you worse is that she felt she needed to tell this to her 7 year old?!!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:40 AM (ueGNX)

    319 310 Danielle Campoamor
    @DCampoamor
    Friendly reminder that it is *super* easy to explain abortion to kids. My 7 year old knew what it was, & that his mom had one, when he was 4. "Mom was pregnant when she didn't want to be & a doctor helped her. Then she was pregnant when she wanted to be & had me."

    That simple.

    =========

    "I would have killed you if I had considered you inconvenient."

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:40 AM (LvTSG)

    320 Grocery store shelves low on...TP, paper towels, Mr. Clean.


    Come visit my basement. I could run a black market out of there.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:40 AM (45fpk)

    321 So is there ANY money to get modern internet speeds to rural users in any of the trillion dollar "infrastructure" bills we're going to get?

    You know. Actual infrastructure?

    I'm guessing no.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 21, 2021 07:41 AM (qcmAa)

    322 Eris, just for you:

    Lyle Lovett

    https://youtu.be/KQoXnz3h_FE?t=73

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 07:41 AM (CQ8KO)

    323 No one is going to call it whatever the new name is.
    Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (mbFEM)
    ++++
    Of course not, except ironically. Google becoming the "Alphabet Corporation" seems like a choice they made to deliberately amplify their movie villain status.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:41 AM (DU+/6)

    324 JOURNOLISTISM

    Dont rant about short-staffed stores and supply chain woes. Try to lower expectations. Washington Post

    America is running out of everything because Americans are buying so much stuff. Business Insider

    You can either shop early, expect to pay more, or just embrace scarcity. Bloomberg

    Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 07:41 AM (yrol0)

    325 So is there ANY money to get modern internet speeds to rural users in any of the trillion dollar "infrastructure" bills we're going to get?

    You know. Actual infrastructure?

    I'm guessing no.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie


    None that I am aware of.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:42 AM (OCTRt)

    326 Hola my pretty Hordelings. Made it through the airport gauntlet with a minimum of fuss and bother, and I am on my way to Texas!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 21, 2021 07:38 AM (suIXo)

    ***

    Last time I navigated an airport (Ft Myers in August) the TSA Asshole Goon did the junk slap security theater routine because I left a post it note in my pocket. I felp like kneeing him in the Nads. Asshole

    Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 07:42 AM (flINI)

    327 Because if you had a kid with any sensitivity they might ask "Will you try to get rid of me, mom, if you don't want me anymore?"

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:42 AM (ueGNX)

    328 I traded in my 2019 and got just slightly less than what I paid for it.


    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 07:42 AM (zwDuR)

    329 Martini Farmer. I'm assuming you had leather seats? Mine are 7 years old and showing some scarring. I've been using a leather product on them to help save them. Makes getting in and out easier as well.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 07:43 AM (2NHgQ)

    330 282. How does Trump fire the highest paid long term government employee who is touted at that time by all as the government expert on infections diseases and is leading the government response? He cannot actually be fired the only thing Trump could do was remove him from the Pence group and have Congress and every media type screaming for yet another impeachment. There were no vaccines available until Trump was out of office in January. The shutdowns were conducted by state governments not federal decrees something Trump was against doing that the media and Democrats were screaming for.

    Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2021 07:43 AM (nP6Z/)

    331 Eris! I have a humble request! Please to super spike an unsuspecting ette's drink ! And then live blog for us. Pleeeeeeaaase?

    Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 07:43 AM (aENAX)

    332 Just pick somebody.

    Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 07:43 AM (aENAX)

    333 I just heard that federal employees will have a fund for compensation if they are injured by the mandatory vaccinations.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 21, 2021 07:43 AM (qcmAa)

    334 My suggestion FWIW, is that you generate a work history document with relevant experience and durations for each position or role you've held, and relevant training or certifications you've accumulated. Add to that a realistic expectation for the role you want to fulfill. From that, tailor a single sheet resume for what ever job you're going to apply for.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM

    Good advice. It is what I did when I went through unemployment in 2009-2010.

    In addition, I would suggest working with a good headhunter (not a Grimm or Highlander, but someone looking to place people in jobs). I worked with a great one back then, Linda, who called or e-mailed me regularly with prospective jobs for which she would submit my resume. Worked out great. In 2010 alone, she got me in for 4 different interviews at Chrysler (now Stellantis).

    When I received a job opening through a different headhunter late in 2010, I asked if Linda could submit me for the position instead of the person who sent the job opening to me. Within a couple days, I had an interview and I ended up getting the job (which I maintain today).

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:43 AM (Do5/p)

    335 Everyone. But the interest gained for holding 20,000 orders worth of money....

    Running calculations based on today's rates.... About 30¢

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (+LCoQ)

    336 Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:26 A

    And this is why I haven't watched TV beyond some PBS cooking shows (which are also starting to piss me off) in years.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (m+jkK)

    337 This is also *super* easy.

    Megyn Kelly Says Her Son's School Told Third Graders They Could Have Their Genitals Cut Off, Given Pills To Stop Puberty

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (d9FiS)

    338 If I remember right, wasn't congress approval rating always around 17 percent. So Biden is more popular than congress?

    Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (JxcpD)

    339 "Where did all the homeless people go, Mommy?"

    Yeah, super easy to explain to kids. "We disappeared them, Becky. They were Untermenschen. Life unworthy of life."

    Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (psL96)

    340 "fully incompetent"

    there's a phrase for the 21st century !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (jDHSU)

    341 And I wasn't very big, but -- you could beat me, but I'd hurt you. (Laughter.) You think I'm kidding; I'm not."
    https://tinyurl.com/3z7btumd
    Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (NpAcC)
    ===============

    Uncontrolled raving.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (pKGhf)

    342 Come visit my basement. I could run a black market out of there.
    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:40 AM (45fpk)

    Do you have the good stuff? You know, the private stock on beer and whiskey.

    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (88xKn)

    343 > The shortages are curious. Not everything that are being shorted is coming from the shipping problem.

    At some processing plants "food X" is made on Monday, Wednesday and Saturdays while "food Y" is made on the other days. It could very well depend on whether or not the raw materials for one or the other was available on any given day.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (BFigT)

    344 Has anyone seen the 'Eargo' commercial for hearing aids?
    ...
    I wanna throw something heavy at the TV every time it comes on.

    /rant
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:26 AM (cF8AT)


    Why would anyone want a hearing aid that sensitive? You'd lose your mind.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 07:45 AM (U7wke)

    345 Hola my pretty Hordelings. Made it through the airport gauntlet with a minimum of fuss and bother, and I am on my way to Texas!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 21, 2021 07:38 AM (suIXo)


    I'll send the warning.

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:45 AM (CcOog)

    346 It's inhumane.
    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (45fpk)

    I agree with you.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:45 AM (ueGNX)

    347 I have phone line internet at 100 mb/sec

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2021 07:45 AM (MxeNo)

    348 51 One of my employees took the second shot Mon. Been out sick since. He sounds terrible

    I've had as many as five employees out this week for various illnesses. All fully shot up. Strep. Sinus infection. Upper respiratory etc
    Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 21, 2021 06:34 AM (6OoFY)

    And they could have gotten this anyways. Because they are illnesses that just seem to happen. But now you can't know especially since everyone wants to actively refuse to even look at this. Hey you have a brand new type of "vaccine" that has never before been used on humans and so you have absolutely zero long term data on it. Shouldn't you at least want to be curious to check for any potentially unforeseen effects?

    Posted by: Buzzion at October 21, 2021 07:45 AM (G2zl5)

    349 "Everybody wins...except the poor schmucks who absolutely have to buy a car right now. Even used cars bring in a better profit margin than new."

    Friend of mine bought a new 2019 Fiesta at end-of-year prices, ended up paying something like 15K for it. On a whim he filled out the "We want to buy your car!" spam from Carvana and they offered him 18 for it.

    He used some of the money to fix his old truck and banked the rest.
    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021


    ***
    In retrospect, the heavy rainstorm that totaled my '15 BMW 3 Series in 2019 was a blessing. I no longer have a car that requires premium or expensive German parts; I enjoy the big '16 Buick I bought to replace it; and the Buick runs on regular; and it's almost paid off. No way I'm letting it go, not now.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 07:45 AM (/XOcP)

    350 "I would have killed you if I had considered you inconvenient."
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:40 AM (LvTSG)
    ++++
    And then celebrated it publicly. Wanna know when I went from ambivalent on the topic of abortion to firmly opposed? It was July 18th, 2004 when I read this article in the New York Times online:
    https://archive.md/TKAv

    It's essentially the same as that tweet, only it was long form and allowed much more of the evil to pour out. For example:
    When I found out about the triplets, I felt like: It's not the back of a pickup at 16, but now I'm going to have to move to Staten Island. I'll never leave my house because I'll have to care for these children. I'll have to start shopping only at Costco and buying big jars of mayonnaise. Even in my moments of thinking about having three, I don't think that deep down I was ever considering it.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:46 AM (DU+/6)

    351 Do you have the good stuff? You know, the private stock on beer and whiskey.

    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM (88xKn)


    I have the regular assortment, supplemented with Everclear.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:46 AM (45fpk)

    352 and the number of parents who showed up overflowed the meeting hall. Keep at it!

    https://tinyurl.com/yk29y9kd
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (cF8AT)

    They weren't afraid of being called "domestic terrorists" as suggested by someone here yesterday?

    Nice to see them fill the room.

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:47 AM (S1hrL)

    353 350 It's essentially the same as that tweet, only it was long form and allowed much more of the evil to pour out. For example:
    When I found out about the triplets, I felt like: It's not the back of a pickup at 16, but now I'm going to have to move to Staten Island. I'll never leave my house because I'll have to care for these children. I'll have to start shopping only at Costco and buying big jars of mayonnaise. Even in my moments of thinking about having three, I don't think that deep down I was ever considering it.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:46 AM (DU+/6)

    ==========

    "My life will change. That cannot be tolerated. Children are a fashion accessory, nothing more."

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:47 AM (LvTSG)

    354 PRES. BIDEN: "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their kids in their cars because they get access to the internet?"

    "What are we doing? This is the United States of America, Damnit! What are we doing?!"
    ____________

    WTF is he talking about? Doesn't pretty much every municipality in the country offer free or reduced-price internet to low-income residents? They all have programs, usually financed by tacking on a surcharge to paying customers, for the "disadvantaged" residents in their area. And public schools give away "free" (as in taxpayer-funded) computers to kids, and have employees whose only job is to help "disadvantaged" parents sign up for all the "free" programs (like no-cost internet access) that the local governments offer.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 07:47 AM (k4dH2)

    355 I'm assuming you had leather seats? Mine are 7 years old and showing some scarring. I've been using a leather product on them to help save them. Makes getting in and out easier as well.

    Note well, motorcycle seats are a different matter. As a young lad, I discovered that Armor-All really makes black vinyl shine! I put on about 6 coats, really looked sharp.

    Then I went for a drive. Don't. Do. This. Trust Me.

    Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2021 07:47 AM (psL96)

    356 173 I'm reposting this...seems kinda important, no?

    @RWMaloneMD

    NIH COVID Treatment Guidelines approve Ivermectin

    Characteristics of Antiviral Agents That Are Approved or Under Evaluation for the Treatment of COVID-19
    https://tinyurl.com/yzgxfsdg

    And effin' twitter does this...so no one can comment/like it -- "This Tweet may be misleading. Stay informed about treatments for COVID-19."
    ==========

    Doesn't this invalidate the EUA for the clot shots ?

    Posted by: Haywood at October 21, 2021 07:47 AM (sWGOL)

    357 "Where did all the homeless people go, Mommy?"

    "At some processing plants "food X" is made on Monday, Wednesday and Saturdays while "food Y" is made on the other days. It could very well depend on whether or not the raw materials for one or the other was available on any given day."

    *looks innocent*

    Posted by: Solyent Green Corporation at October 21, 2021 07:48 AM (CcOog)

    358 310 Danielle Campoamor
    @DCampoamor
    Friendly reminder that it is *super* easy to explain abortion to kids. My 7 year old knew what it was, & that his mom had one, when he was 4. "Mom was pregnant when she didn't want to be & a doctor helped her. Then she was pregnant when she wanted to be & had me."
    That simple. -
    Friendly reminder that it is *super* easy to explain the Holocaust to kids. "The world had Jews when it didn't want them & racial hygiene helped her.
    That simple.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:39 AM (d9FiS)

    That's not explaining to a kid what abortion is. Explaining to a kid what abortion is would be "you could have had a brother or sister, but your mom had them killed before they were born." That's an explanation.

    Posted by: Buzzion at October 21, 2021 07:48 AM (G2zl5)

    359 Rose McGowan
    @rosemcgowan
    1) Dear Whiny U.S.
    @Netflix
    Employees, I hear your feelings got hurt by Dave Chapelle & upset
    @JoeRogan
    didn't get your fancy schools language memo. Piss off you brats. Enough of your fake activism & obnoxious self-importance. Do any of you twerps even
    https://tinyurl.com/pujcu5k6

    Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 07:48 AM (NpAcC)

    360 have phone line internet at 100 mb

    *

    I can drive 30 miles west of me to visit my buddy and he has neither internet service or phone service.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 21, 2021 07:48 AM (qcmAa)

    361 Homegrown terrorists plead guilty and face 10 years for firebombing a police car.

    -
    I don't believe this. A few months in a country club prison then some quiet pardons.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:48 AM (d9FiS)

    362 As for sex at the parents' house . . . well, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I visited her father in Denver before we were married. There was no way we were going to hold off making love for that long. Besides, her father was only about 12 years older than I was and was cool about a lot of things (a pro nonfiction writer, a gun nut, a car nut). But that wasn't a "quick visit"; we were there for a week.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 07:48 AM (/XOcP)

    363 some here were posting what looked like a legit study ... people over 65 had like 80% vaccination rate, and were like 60% of the deaths. ... so yes, less than the "expected" 80% if there was no "benefit" to the vax.

    BUT, benefit in quotes because that is only in regards to dying from Covid. (and assuming any data is not fudged so unvaxxed more likely to be counted as Covid death). The "benefit" has to be weighed against the risks of the jabs. There is some short term individual risk probably worth it for the comorbidity laden person.

    But almost certainly not worth it for young healthy people for multiple reasons. And none of that is well known, especially longer term risks of the jabs. The social risk appears to be the vaxxed are more likely to spread Covid asymptomatically .... maybe that is OK in that if we don't have herd immunity, they will spread covid so we reach it. ... Then they will claim the vax worked. The big killer is shutdowns and the obedience training ... with their goal of 100% mortality rate for Americans still clinging to their Liberty.

    Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2021 07:48 AM (Cus5s)

    364 Hola my pretty Hordelings. Made it through the airport gauntlet with a minimum of fuss and bother, and I am on my way to Texas!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 21, 2021 07:38 AM (suIXo)



    We will be there later this afternoon. See you soon......

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

    365 6 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)

    I know just the group of Morons who could help. In fact, the gathering at the TxMoMe could come up with some good ones!

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 07:49 AM (Rbu5d)

    366 And Wolfus -
    Be realistic with your salary expectations. Lots of places will lowball you.

    I always tell prospective candidates that although the pay range is set by HR, I'll give what you what you're asking for within that range. But if you cannot produce at that rate you'll be out the door before the first 30 days.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 07:49 AM (l1zez)

    367 MisHum, thanks for stepping in for the MR, you did a fine job!

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (Rbu5d)

    368 Come visit my basement. I could run a black market out of there.
    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:40 AM (45fpk)

    Do you have the good stuff? You know, the private stock on beer and whiskey.
    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:44 AM


    She has the best stuff -- Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup!

    Posted by: Thorvald at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (a3Q+t)

    369
    More links than a bratwurst factory!

    Mmmmmmm, bratwurst!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (pNxlR)

    370 300 The article about the Queen says her medical concern is not coronavirus since she's double-jabbed, but she's due for a booster and I wonder if a recent booster shot is slowing her down. They would never admit that, though.
    Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (t62xj)
    ------------

    No, they wouldn't admit it. Though I know of two younger people who had few issues with their first shots, but were bedridden for almost a week after the booster.

    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (mNMgp)

    371 Lived rural outside of Dayton OH and had AT&T internet which was slow and expensive. Switched to Viasat which was faster and even more expensive. Moved to MT where I'm rural and have shockingly (to me) high speeds for half the cost. Internet is available but may cost more then you want to pay. I could afford it, not sure that everyone can based on the cost.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (2NHgQ)

    372 I have phone line internet at 100 mb/sec

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

    Lucky you, mine is 8 mb/sec....But the local fiber company is working on my street as I look out the window. And they say it will cost 50 dollars a month, phone cost 90.

    Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (JxcpD)

    373 I have the regular assortment, supplemented with Everclear Valu-Rite.


    FIFY

    Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (CcOog)

    374 Ball-less basketball parade is a dud.

    WNBA Championship "Parade" Features Almost No Fans

    https://bit.ly/3G6QODe

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (d9FiS)

    375
    She has the best stuff -- Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup!

    Posted by: Thorvald at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (a3Q+t)


    You betcha doncha know!

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:51 AM (45fpk)

    376 My 2010 has 102K. Trouble is it has stick shift and I have a sketchy hip and bad knees. Couldn't sell because of the stick. Recently I've had some real good offers but I can't replace. Let's go Brandon.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2021 07:51 AM (C1Lsn)

    377 361 Homegrown terrorists plead guilty and face 10 years for firebombing a police car.

    -
    I don't believe this. A few months in a country club prison then some quiet pardons.
    ----------------
    As I recall these two were both lawyers and friends of Soros. They will walk.

    Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 07:51 AM (Hudry)

    378 374 Ball-less basketball parade is a dud.

    WNBA Championship "Parade" Features Almost No Fans

    https://bit.ly/3G6QODe
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (d9FiS)

    ============

    Stop it, Gretchen. You'll never make fetch happen.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:51 AM (LvTSG)

    379 ... WNBA Championship "Parade" Features Almost No Fans ....
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (d9FiS)
    ++++
    Edited.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:51 AM (DU+/6)

    380
    She has the best stuff -- Thorvald's Condensed Cream of Lutefisk Soup!
    Posted by: Thorvald


    Gelatinous goo encased in gelatinous goo ... yum!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 07:52 AM (pNxlR)

    381 14..."To top it all off, CDC Chief Rochelle Walensky says her agency will still recommend that children wear masks in schools even after the vaccine is approved for kids."
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 06:22 AM (BMWRT)

    "We merely want to sterilize the kids, not make them immune," she explained

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 07:52 AM (Rbu5d)

    382 WACE is pleased to welcome MisHum to the Morning Zoo Crew!
    Posted by: Miklos AM at October 21, 2021 07:27 AM (lyr+E)


    Looking for commenter number 1000 with the phrase that pays!

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 07:53 AM (mZUr4)

    383 I fuck Mom all the time when I'm home. Quick visit or no.

    Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 21, 2021 07:53 AM (Va3dv)

    384 19...I think everyone has to demand info from China on how the heck they've kept cases and deaths so low since the beginning of the WuFlu epidemic
    Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2021 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

    They don't report them.

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 07:53 AM (Rbu5d)

    385 Facebook Can't Hide Its Problems Behind a New Name

    My personal experience is that when a company starts thinking about changing its name or logo, they are bankrupt of ideas.

    Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2021 07:53 AM (RHGPo)

    386 365 6 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2021 06:19 AM (Tnijr)
    ------------
    How about Fuck You - Fuck You Dead?

    Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 07:54 AM (Hudry)

    387 "Try teaching from home. How many people did you see out in McDonald's parking lots with their children in their cars because they get access to the internet?" Tangential thought. Loose associations.

    Posted by: AnnaS at October 21, 2021 07:54 AM (l4l/z)

    388 Grocery store shelves low on...TP, paper towels, Mr. Clean.


    Come visit my basement. I could run a black market out of there.
    Posted by: grammie winger

    You got Mr. Clean tied up in the basement ?

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:54 AM (arJlL)

    389 Because if you had a kid with any sensitivity they might ask "Will you try to get rid of me, mom, if you don't want me anymore?"
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 07:42 AM (ueGNX)

    Saddest story. I picked up my 10 year old autistic boy once at the YMCA after his swim lesson and he asked me where I found him...I was confused. "I found you right here."

    "No, where did you find me when you moved to our house? Was I already there?"

    I told him we didn't find him, we made him...from love.

    He thought about it. "When you leave, will you unmake me?" I thought I would cry...

    Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 07:55 AM (5iUNf)

    390 You got Mr. Clean tied up in the basement ?
    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:54 AM (arJlL)
    ++++
    Exciting things at the Winger house.

    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:55 AM (DU+/6)

    391 Upthread...

    Trump didn't want to appease the Democraps with Impeachment Effort #3 by firing Fauxchi. Monday morning quarterbacks are never in short supply though.

    Biden is the problem, not Trump.

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:55 AM (S1hrL)

    392 Facebook Can't Hide Its Problems Behind a New Name

    My personal experience is that when a company starts thinking about changing its name or logo, they are bankrupt of ideas.
    Posted by: SMOD


    When you hit the bottom of the outhouse, stop digging.

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 07:55 AM (OCTRt)

    393 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 07:46 AM

    I remember that article. Pure, self-centered-as-a-gyroscope evil.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 07:55 AM (m+jkK)

    394
    WNBA Championship "Parade" Features Almost No Fans ....
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 07:50 AM (d9FiS)
    ++++
    Edited.


    Did they interview the middle school boys team and their fans who they inconvenienced when the final game if the finals ran long and they cut into the team's open practice time? Whoa, some published florid invective avoided there, lemme tell you!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 07:56 AM (pNxlR)

    395 I may be wrong but isn't Facebook staying as Facebook and they are renaming the corporation. The same as the Google search engine and other accessories remained Google and the parent company became Alphabet.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 07:56 AM (2NHgQ)

    396 300 The article about the Queen says her medical concern is not coronavirus since she's double-jabbed,
    ____________

    Just because she's had two shots doesn't mean she doesn't have the virus.

    A large percentage of the people getting sick and dying from the virus right now have had two shots.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 07:56 AM (k4dH2)

    397 You got Mr. Clean tied up in the basement ?

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:54 AM (arJlL)


    If by "Mr. Clean" you mean Rev, then yes.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:56 AM (45fpk)

    398 I have a 2007 Toyota Sienna. 100,600 miles. I was in an accident two months ago. Damage to the left rear fender and tore out the rear bumper cover. Body shop said it would cost more that it is worth.

    I took the $6,970 from the other guy's insurance company and kept the car. It runs great. So what if the rear end looks like shit. I just lowered my car insurance by dropping collision and comprehensive.

    Yeah. Not a good time to go car shopping.

    Posted by: Been Lurking at October 21, 2021 07:57 AM (rDgjh)

    399 "WNBA Championship "Parade" Features Almost No Fans"

    Just like a Biden rally!

    "Empty" is the new "Full."

    Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 07:57 AM (KY22T)

    400 FACEGOOP

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 07:57 AM (S1hrL)

    401 They don't report them.

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 07:53 AM (Rbu5d)

    I would bet that the death toll in China is huge. lots of lung disease from smoking, crap medical care, etc.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2021 07:57 AM (bApRP)

    402 I have never seen a WNBA game. Ever. It's right up there with women's bowling.

    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 07:57 AM (88xKn)

    403 I think it's cruel to hold a handicapped child and forcibly put a mask on them. These are children who are non-verbal and out of control behavior-wise and understand nothing about what is happening to them. It's inhumane.
    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (45fpk)


    Next they'll tell us that all pregnancies require genetic testing and DS babies must be aborted. Doesn't Iceland do that?

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 07:58 AM (U7wke)

    404 Why did the WNBA have no fans? Because they're woke. They used to have more fans in the stands and at victory parades, but they went woke. They pissed off fans. They alienated, at minimum, 50% of their fan base with their woke shit. All their demands about fair pay and LGBTBBQ+ throat cram and the BLM shit drove people away.

    You DID build this, ladies. Be proud!

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)

    405 Queen Lizzie could have "Ryan Cole, M.D." style problems from the "vaccine."

    Posted by: Been Lurking at October 21, 2021 07:58 AM (rDgjh)

    406 I have never seen a WNBA game. Ever. It's right up there with women's bowling.

    But you are cool with women's pole vaulting, right?

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 07:58 AM (+LCoQ)

    407 Posted this yesterday evening but reposting for those that missed it...

    @RandPaul

    NIH Contradicts Fauci, Admits Funding Gain-of-Function Research at Wuhan Lab

    https://tinyurl.com/yjy3d3x3

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (cF8AT)

    408 I may be wrong but isn't Facebook staying as Facebook and they are renaming the corporation. The same as the Google search engine and other accessories remained Google and the parent company became Alphabet.

    That's true, but the suggestions for new names are still funny.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (Aqf1y)

    409 And Wolfus -
    Be realistic with your salary expectations. Lots of places will lowball you.

    I always tell prospective candidates that although the pay range is set by HR, I'll give what you what you're asking for within that range. But if you cannot produce at that rate you'll be out the door before the first 30 days.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021


    ***
    As for the remote editing job listings I see on Indeed right now, some of them mention a salary range, some don't. I've always been bad to judging what's "realistic," or what they consider realistic, for a given job until I've actually done it for a while.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (/XOcP)

    410 I am a big big fan of women's curling.

    Posted by: Been Lurking at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (rDgjh)

    411 27...
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 06:27 AM (cF8AT)


    [types] (deletes]

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (Rbu5d)

    412 404 Why did the WNBA have no fans? Because they're woke. They used to have more fans in the stands and at victory parades, but they went woke. They pissed off fans. They alienated, at minimum, 50% of their fan base with their woke shit. All their demands about fair pay and LGBTBBQ+ throat cram and the BLM shit drove people away.

    You DID build this, ladies. Be proud!
    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)

    =========

    I would have imagined that the WNBA's fans were already much more proportionally liberal than the US population.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (LvTSG)

    413 "To top it all off, CDC Chief Rochelle Walensky says her agency will still recommend that children wear masks in schools even after the vaccine is approved for kids."


    These people really are evil. Is she even aware how insane and creepy this sounds? Given her total wokeness I doubt it. Just what would it take for them to say OK, back to normal , no more masks, social distancing, shutdowns...and relinquish their iron grip (without violence)?

    Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (MxEKc)

    414 You got Mr. Clean tied up in the basement ?
    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 07:54 AM (arJlL)
    ++++
    Exciting things at the Winger house.
    Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

    Grammie puts different wigs on him.

    Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 08:00 AM (arJlL)

    415
    Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd


    Assbook -- Put a Face to What's Been on the Tip of Your Tongue All These Years!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:00 AM (pNxlR)

    416 305 Has anyone asked if the "vaccine" for kids will be the same as the "vaccine" for adults? Where once you get it, you will need "boosters" every X months for the rest of your life? Or are they selling this kids "vaccine" as a one-time-only shot... as they did with the original "vaccine" for adults?
    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:37 AM (Do5/p)
    ----------

    That information seems to be conveniently missing from any reports. However, the parents who are on board with this will do whatever CNN, Fauci, and their Facebook friends tell them to do. Ill effects and breakthrough infections will be blamed on the unvaxxed.

    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2021 08:00 AM (mNMgp)

    417 409 And Wolfus -
    Be realistic with your salary expectations. Lots of places will lowball you.

    I always tell prospective candidates that although the pay range is set by HR, I'll give what you what you're asking for within that range. But if you cannot produce at that rate you'll be out the door before the first 30 days.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021

    ==========

    My offer conversation with the recruiter at my new company went like this:

    "I know you asked for x dollars, but would you take $5,000 more per year?"

    No joke.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:00 AM (LvTSG)

    418 A large percentage of the people getting sick and dying from the virus right now have had two shots.
    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 07:56 AM (k4dH2)


    Especially at her age.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (D/hUK)

    419 That's not explaining to a kid what abortion is. Explaining to a kid what abortion is would be "you could have had a brother or sister, but your mom had them killed before they were born." That's an explanation.
    -------------------------
    And/Or... If your mommy kept her first baby and thought that one baby was enough, you'd be dead right now. And mommy is too stupid to use birth-control, or force the guy to, so she wouldn't have an unwanted baby in the first place. [I wonder if mommy will ever think you're "unwanted"??]

    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (UHVv4)

    420 Will the usa be able to exist without hit dog buns ?
    Stay tuned for more ea t nines of an unliveable future
    Maybe soon we will also begin talking about comorbiity in gun shot deaths
    "Yeah he was hit by two 9mm rounds but he was a smoker with weight problems......."

    Posted by: Kurt at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (etzef)

    421 419 And/Or... If your mommy kept her first baby and thought that one baby was enough, you'd be dead right now. And mommy is too stupid to use birth-control, or force the guy to, so she wouldn't have an unwanted baby in the first place. [I wonder if mommy will ever think you're "unwanted"??]
    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (UHVv4)

    =========

    Just you wait until her gets into college and decides to join a fraternity.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (LvTSG)

    422 Lived rural outside of Dayton OH and had AT&T internet which was slow and expensive. Switched to Viasat which was faster and even more expensive. Moved to MT where I'm rural and have shockingly (to me) high speeds for half the cost. Internet is available but may cost more then you want to pay. I could afford it, not sure that everyone can based on the cost.
    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


    Viasat sucks infected goats.

    On the list for Skynet (Starlink)

    Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (OCTRt)

    423
    Grammie puts different wigs on him.
    Posted by: JT


    And then makes him rub the lotion into his skin or he gets the hose again.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (pNxlR)

    424 =========

    I would have imagined that the WNBA's fans were already much more proportionally liberal than the US population.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (LvTSG)


    True, but having a daughter, she had interest in women's sports and played softball for years. Even we're out on it. Even my wife wants nothing to do with it. I'm guessing we're not the only ones.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

    425 I have never seen a WNBA game. Ever. It's right up there with women's bowling.

    I think women's bowling is probably more defensible than basketball in terms of being something where the physiological differences don't hugely favor men.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:02 AM (Aqf1y)

    426 He thought about it. "When you leave, will you unmake me?" I thought I would cry...
    Posted by: Boswell

    Wow - the little ones can get you right in the feels, can't they?

    (I'm not crying!)

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:02 AM (CQ8KO)

    427 Explaining to a kid what abortion is would be "you could have had a brother or sister, but your mom had them killed before they were born." That's an explanation.


    Another explanation is to tell little Billy that children are property, and property can be disposed of as the owner sees fit.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 08:03 AM (45fpk)

    428 Kids will never be unmasked in school.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:03 AM (tLGqS)

    429 424
    True, but having a daughter, she had interest in women's sports and played softball for years. Even we're out on it. Even my wife wants nothing to do with it. I'm guessing we're not the only ones.
    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

    ==========

    I think an alternate explanation for the lack of attendance at their victory parade is that the fans are significantly more likely to be the kind of people who lock themselves up in their houses afraid of the covids and won't come out for anything.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:03 AM (LvTSG)

    430 Posted by: Kurt at October 21, 2021 08:01 AM (etzef)

    Eat nines? What kind of gibberish is that?

    Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 08:04 AM (D/hUK)

    431 "Back in the saddle"?

    Aerosmith comments, from their best album, "Rocks":

    https://youtu.be/lX8GG3dnsp8

    Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2021 08:04 AM (N1cu2)

    432 I have never seen a WNBA game. Ever. It's right up there with women's bowling.

    Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021

    Same here. Or any women's games but I used to watch women roller skating, tough women beating each other up, what ever happen to that.

    Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2021 08:04 AM (JxcpD)

    433 That's not explaining to a kid what abortion is. Explaining to a kid what abortion is would be "you could have had a brother or sister, but your mom had them killed before they were born." That's an explanation.
    _____________

    Mommy could have also explained to the kid that the doctor "helped her not be pregnant" when she didn't want to by sticking a scapel into her uterus and cutting up the baby brother or sister that was sleeping there into little pieces, and then using a vacuum-cleaner-type tool to suck the pieces out, then putting the bloody baby pieces in the bio garbage bin (or selling them to Planned Parenthood so their execs can drive expensive foreign cars).

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 08:04 AM (k4dH2)

    434 When we put a homestead on our property in Florida, we will have Elon's Internet. Because no one else has anything decent in the area.

    Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2021 08:05 AM (mbFEM)

    435 One of the tips I've read somewhere is that you should put important keywords in the Tags field of your document's Properties -- terms that apply to your skills and the job you're applying for. It turns out those are searchable using File Explorer/Windows Explorer, just like titles are.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:05 AM (/XOcP)

    436
    I am a big big fan of women's curling.
    Posted by: Been Lurking


    A lifter, huh? What are your thoughts about women's squating?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:05 AM (pNxlR)

    437 If your fans don't riot and burn shit when you win a championship, then you ain't a real sport

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2021 08:05 AM (MxeNo)

    438 U.S. online shopping forecast to grow only 10% -- slowest in years -- due to "product shortages, higher prices."

    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:05 AM (UHVv4)

    439 but I used to watch women roller skating, tough women beating each other up, what ever happen to that.
    Posted by: Colin

    Women's roller derby is still at thing!

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:05 AM (CQ8KO)

    440 Will the usa be able to exist without hit dog buns ?

    Old and Busted The left: We can about the little people.

    New Hotness the left: LET THEM EAT CAKE

    Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2021 08:06 AM (ESjRY)

    441 437 If your fans don't riot and burn shit when you win a championship, then you ain't a real sport
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2021 08:05 AM (MxeNo)

    =========

    Ah, a fan of little league chess, I see.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:06 AM (LvTSG)

    442 Just touched down in ATL

    Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (keFtY)

    443 The dunce awakens early.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (Zdm/d)

    444 I would like to say that I am not a fan of the recent trend toward emails where the relevant portion of the message is an image.

    I don't want to download all your excess shit. Say your piece and fuck off.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (U7wke)

    445 Remember to put on your mask after your daily jab.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (tLGqS)

    446 I'm guessing no.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 21, 2021 07:41 AM (qcmAa)

    Got it covered already.

    Posted by: Elon M at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (rUpkZ)

    447
    Eat nines? What kind of gibberish is that?
    Posted by: Jordan61


    Be kind to Kurt - for him that was peak gibberish. It's all downhill for the rest of his day.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (pNxlR)

    448 "Come visit my basement. I could run a black market out of there." Posted by: grammie winger

    ha, good to be prepared, especially with the goons that are in charge now.

    Shortages will feed on themselves, as happened with TP a year ago, panic buying sets in. That might boost the economy a little now, but since a lot of basements are already full, it should be temporary, except the goons are intent on punishing free America for its success, especially that damn upwardly mobile middle class that was crowding the elite's resorts.

    Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (Cus5s)

    449 425 I have never seen a WNBA game. Ever. It's right up there with women's bowling.

    I think women's bowling is probably more defensible than basketball in terms of being something where the physiological differences don't hugely favor men.
    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:02 AM (Aqf1y)

    Are you sure? I mean there are men's leagues and women's leagues. And I don't know about the professional level but in general women tend to use a lighter ball. And you'd want to look at the average scores too. Muscle memory and some spatial awareness which I do believe does favor men. Definitely would prefer women's bowling to the WNBA though.

    Posted by: Buzzion at October 21, 2021 08:08 AM (G2zl5)

    450 Just touched down in ATL
    Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2021 08:07 AM (keFtY)


    Ladyl! We're sitting at the Spokane airport waiting to board.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 08:08 AM (D/hUK)

    451 The ads here inNJ to get the vaccine show everyone still masked and social distancing. Giving elbow bumps to congratulate each other on being vaccinated LOL

    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (CYnTg)

    452 Jordan!!! You staying at the hampster Inn???

    Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (keFtY)

    453 Definitely would prefer women's bowling to the WNBA though.

    Women's bowlers are more likely to have boobs than the WNBA lesbians, at least.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (Aqf1y)

    454 In the nearby city, going out to watch or celebrate something is an invitation to get perforated with lead.

    Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (JxcpD)

    455 Internet is available but may cost more then you want to pay. I could afford it, not sure that everyone can based on the cost.
    ______________

    But most municipalities have programs for low-income residents where you can apply to receive it for free or at reduced cost if you can't afford the price.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (k4dH2)

    456 Why did the WNBA have no fans? Because they're woke. They used to have more fans in the stands and at victory parades, but they went woke. They pissed off fans. They alienated, at minimum, 50% of their fan base with their woke shit. All their demands about fair pay and LGBTBBQ+ throat cram and the BLM shit drove people away.

    You DID build this, ladies. Be proud!
    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)


    The Washington Mystics used to have three "Attendance Champions" banners in the arena they formerly shared with the Caps and Wizards. Those cringe-worthy banners were taken down in 2010.

    https://tinyurl.com/4nv2x7tu

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (mZUr4)

    457 The federal contractor I work for bent the knee yesterday. My two man shop (of which I'm team lead) will not be complying. The contract is going to run into a problem. We are the only two who are trained to do this very specialized job and the only ones who know where all the RF sites spread out over 10k square miles are. When a similar job opened up on the govvie side it took then years to fill it (and that person is not going to get the clot shot either).

    I've dug ditches and flipped burgers before (just not at the same time). I'll survive. The contract, especially with who's joining me in walking out the door? Not so much.

    Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (l7Kbv)

    458 I read the NYT article about aborting 2 of 3 children and I'm not really sure I've been this horrified before.

    How do you explain to your kid that they had an identical twin but you aborted him? Holy fuck.

    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (zwDuR)

    459 Jordan!!! You staying at the hampster Inn???
    Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (keFtY)


    No we're bunking it with WDS in her RV.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (D/hUK)

    460 @HeatherG_1776

    Gotta love Grandma

    https://tinyurl.com/yjzdl63q

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (cF8AT)

    461 24 Wow, a linked article at that "inject all the Kulak Kidz" piece:

    "The bottom line is that after the second dose, 100% of Phase 1 subjects who received the Moderna vaccine had either a mild or moderate local and a mild or moderate systemic side effect from the vaccine. That's right, 100%."

    https://tinyurl.com/4yvkzk2y

    I'm guessing those "minor" side effects aren't routinely reported.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 06:26 AM (BMWRT)


    I had a mild cough and it was a little uncomfortable to take a deep breath for a few months after getting the Moderna poison.

    Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (Vu7A1)

    462 Kurt, be sure to lock down, mask up and get your jabs in.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (tLGqS)

    463 In the nearby city, going out to watch or celebrate something is an invitation to get perforated with lead.

    That works for pretty much any "nearby city" in the US at this point. Chicago, NYC, Philly, Baltimore, San Fran, LA, you name it.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (Aqf1y)

    464 My personal experience is that when a company starts thinking about changing its name or logo, they are bankrupt of ideas.

    10% is about the rate of inflation. So basically flat line.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (+LCoQ)

    465 Most parents are on board with all vaccines. The covid shot is just one more on the list.

    And they will still have to wear masks. I hope parents will unite against this BS.

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:11 AM (S1hrL)

    466 The ads here inNJ to get the vaccine show everyone still masked and social distancing. Giving elbow bumps to congratulate each other on being vaccinated LOL

    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM


    At this point anyone with a functioning rational brain can see the vaccines do not work, yet the persist because it's all they got. I am willing to bet there are more vaccinated people being hospitalized and dying from covid than non vacced people now.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 08:11 AM (JUOKG)

    467 Lets try that again with the proper Cut & Paste

    U.S. online shopping forecast to grow only 10% -- slowest in years -- due to "product shortages, higher prices."

    10% is about the rate of inflation. So basically flat line.

    [going to get some covfefe]

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (+LCoQ)

    468 Eat nines? What kind of gibberish is that?
    Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 08:04 AM


    Even autocucumber hates Kurt.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (m+jkK)

    469
    Queen Lizzie could have "Ryan Cole, M.D." style problems from the "vaccine."
    Posted by: Been Lurking


    Charles and his see hag, 'Milla, have got her right where they want her.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (pNxlR)

    470 Where are the true believers demanding that pharma companies go back to the drawing board and make a better vaccine?

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (LvTSG)

    471 The WNBA isn't becoming Woke -- the WNBA, from its very inception is Woke. Their athletes are slow and untalented, yet they see themselves as equals to the NBA, which is delusional. They try to mimic men's basketball, but their vertical leap is equivalent to 60 year old man. No one wants to watch them, including women.

    Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (KY22T)

    472 Considering the labor shortage all across the country, I wouldn't be surprised if a company in my chosen state made me an offer for an office job (I'm an office manager, a budget maven, and very familiar with how universities do things). But I don't want to work full-time once I'm retired. And I refuse to wear a face diaper or fight about getting a poison shot.

    If the company is more enlightened (i.e., sensible, and smaller than The Turnips' 100-employee limit), then maybe I could do part time. Or work from home.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (/XOcP)

    473 Random Off-Topic: I heard on the radio this morning there's a strip club in Indiana giving pole dancing lessons to six year olds.

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (B0mGw)

    474 My personal experience is that when a company starts thinking about changing its name or logo, they are bankrupt of ideas.

    That's not what's happening with Facebook though. They're just spinning off the holding company part from the operations part. Somewhat like how FiatChrysler is now Stellantis, but the brands are still Chrysler and Dodge and Jeep.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (Aqf1y)

    475 Got it covered already.

    Elon Musk

    *

    Unfortunately it's not that easy. It's in the sky but still not available. Line of sight issues and it's apparently VERY low on the horizon.

    There are some satellite options at the equivalent of dial up speeds with 50 gb caps, though. What is that, one night of Netflix now?

    One half of a video game download?

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (vnhb5)

    476 Does anyone have good info on vaxxed people getting covid? What is the % at this point? Last I checked it was so small you couldn't really count it.

    But now it's basically all you hear about. So and so got covid. They were vaccinated.

    I know its anecdotal but recently since the vax came out I don't know one person that has gotten it that wasn't vaccinated.

    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (zwDuR)

    477 I read the NYT article about aborting 2 of 3 children and I'm not really sure I've been this horrified before.

    How do you explain to your kid that they had an identical twin but you aborted him? Holy fuck.

    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM


    It takes a sick, twisted evil person to do that.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (JUOKG)

    478 The NBA has financially propped that league up from the beginning.

    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (CYnTg)

    479 Everyone has a right to 5,000 MB internet! For free, paid for by billionaires.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (tLGqS)

    480 The comments on subsidized internet, does it cover Hughes Net, Viasat etc? If you're rural there isn't standard internet available.
    Have a friend who's in a total dead zone for internet, well not total, he gets satellite at 1mps or less who checked with Spectrum. Sure they would hook him up. Over $100,000 and they pay the first $3000. I signed him up for Starlink in the Spring and he's still waiting.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (2NHgQ)

    481 471 The WNBA isn't becoming Woke -- the WNBA, from its very inception is Woke. Their athletes are slow and untalented, yet they see themselves as equals to the NBA, which is delusional. They try to mimic men's basketball, but their vertical leap is equivalent to 60 year old man. No one wants to watch them, including women.

    Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (KY22T)

    ==========

    My brother worked for the University of Tennessee athletic department doing video stuff while he was a student. His focus was on football (obviously), but he had to film stuff for other sports as well.

    He told me that it was a rule that when the men's basketball team scrimmaged with the women's basketball team the men weren't allowed to jump. It was how they tried to even the playing field.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (LvTSG)

    482 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (l7Kbv)

    Ask them where in their Federal contract the jab is required? Then ask to see the Fed requirement, the actual order, for the jab. I'm betting neither exist.

    Posted by: Elon M at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (rUpkZ)

    483 Random Off-Topic: I heard on the radio this morning there's a strip club in Indiana giving pole dancing lessons to six year olds.
    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (B0mGw)

    Hoosier daddy!

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (Zdm/d)

    484 Runner, I may spike my own drink!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 21, 2021 08:14 AM (suIXo)

    485 Random Off-Topic: I heard on the radio this morning there's a strip club in Indiana giving pole dancing lessons to six year olds.
    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (B0mGw)


    Funding for that was in the infrastructure bill

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:14 AM (mZUr4)

    486 Breitbart: NIH Contradicts Fauci, Admits Funding Gain-of-Function Research at Wuhan Lab

    Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2021 08:14 AM (RHGPo)

    487 At least in SF, everything is free now. And the best deals are on the street corners, if you don't like going into a store and taking what you want.

    Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2021 08:14 AM (JxcpD)

    488 >>> Hailstones 6 inches in size, falling at over 60 mph. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, including the atmosphere.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:54 AM (pKGhf)


    And the government

    Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:14 AM (rLfOT)

    489 Trump's Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) is going to launch a new social network named "Truth Social." How is that not going to be a problem when he runs in 2024?

    Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

    490 Virginia Tech is not pleased with the F Joe Biden chants 'selfish'

    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:15 AM (CYnTg)

    491 Hailstones 6 inches in size, falling at over 60 mph. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, including the atmosphere.

    Hail of that size has happened in Tornado Alley here in the US, too. It's rare, but it's real, and it'll ruin your whole day if you're caught in it.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:15 AM (Aqf1y)

    492 "Hoosier daddy!"

    It makes me nearly physically ill to think about. What is wrong with these slut moms?

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:15 AM (B0mGw)

    493 So, WB and Ruby Rose are having a war of words over the working conditions on Batwoman that led to Rose quitting after the first season.

    I haven't read anything but the headlines, but all I can conclude is that they hired an entitled, insufferable person as their star and she ended up being entitled and insufferable on set for months.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (LvTSG)

    494
    The Washington Mystics used to have three "Attendance Champions" banners in the arena they formerly shared with the Caps and Wizards. Those cringe-worthy banners were taken down in 2010.

    https://tinyurl.com/4nv2x7tu
    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:09 AM (mZUr4)


    That reminds me of the Dallas Stars where they put 2 banners in the rafters stating "Western Conference Champions (Regular Season)."

    There's no such thing. They had the best record in the Western Conference entering the post season, which means nothing other than the #1 seed. There IS no Regular Season Conference Champion.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

    495 Random Off-Topic: I heard on the radio this morning there's a strip club in Indiana giving pole dancing lessons to six year olds.
    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM


    I'd love for someone to walk in and arrest everyone present for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (m+jkK)

    496 In 5 years, what is the status of the COVID vaccine?

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (tLGqS)

    497 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (KY22T)

    I think you are being unfair to those women


    They are quite talented...for women. But they have been sold a bill of goods...that they are the equal of men

    And it simply isn't the case.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (5Jw9A)

    498 >>Breitbart: NIH Contradicts Fauci, Admits Funding Gain-of-Function Research at Wuhan Lab


    Up. against. the wall.

    Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (Va3dv)

    499 My personal experience is that when a company starts thinking about changing its name or logo, they are bankrupt of ideas.

    10% is about the rate of inflation. So basically flat line.

    Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM


    In the business world if you ain't growing, you're dying and facebook is losing more people than are signing up. One article said they have lost 11,000,000 users in 3 years. People are ditching it big time.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (JUOKG)

    500 "Trump's Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) is going to launch a new social network named "Truth Social." How is that not going to be a problem when he runs in 2024?"

    Bloomberg did it. I'm sure he's got the legalities worked out. Regardless, can't wait to sign up.

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (B0mGw)

    501 >>> Hailstones 6 inches in size, falling at over 60 mph. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, including the atmosphere.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:54 AM (pKGhf)

    And Especially the government
    Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:14 AM


    FIFY.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:17 AM (m+jkK)

    502 >>They are quite talented...for women.


    If they were only attractive, they might pull a fan base.

    Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:18 AM (Va3dv)

    503 483 Random Off-Topic: I heard on the radio this morning there's a strip club in Indiana giving pole dancing lessons to six year olds.
    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:12 AM (B0mGw)

    Hoosier daddy!
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (Zdm/d)

    LOL! Well done!

    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 08:18 AM (cF8AT)

    504 >>> I read the NYT article about aborting 2 of 3 children and I'm not really sure I've been this horrified before.

    How do you explain to your kid that they had an identical twin but you aborted him? Holy fuck.
    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (zwDuR)


    The Maya and Aztecs probably would have been horrified and disgusted with us and suggest we try to be more humanitarian like them.

    Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:18 AM (rLfOT)

    505 With any luck those giant hailstones should and on the heads of Aussie politicians. Reminds me of the movie spoof Ben Stiller did for the MTV movie awards long ago. I think the spoof was called Hail!( the year Twister came out)

    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:18 AM (CYnTg)

    506 428 C.A.T. not as long as they go to Public Leftist Seminary

    Why not the obvious?
    wokebook

    Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 08:18 AM (O7mKc)

    507 HeatherG_1776

    Gotta love Grandma

    https://tinyurl.com/yjzdl63q
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM (cF8AT)
    *******
    Omg. That is hilarious!

    Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

    508 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 07:59 AM (/XOcP)

    You know what you need to make in order to live in the manner you need to, at a minimum. You know what you want to make in order to live in the manner to which you've become accustomed. I'd suggest you use those rates as your base range.

    Don't bother applying somewhere that won't post a salary range.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (l1zez)

    509

    If they were only attractive, they might pull a fan base.
    Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:18 AM (Va3dv)



    Don't say it......

    - Larry King

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

    510 Posted by: Elon M at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (rUpkZ)

    We have a town hall this morning. Those questions will be asked, and more.

    Like bluebell said, it seems to be that medical and religious exemptions will not be allowed to work on site. What's really funny is that the ones who worked from home for the past year were the ones quickest to get the shots, while those of us who kept everything running in their absence are now the ones leaving.

    Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (l7Kbv)

    511 Buttgig invites Elon Musk to call him. Please don't laugh.

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (S1hrL)

    512
    My personal experience is that when a company starts thinking about changing its name or logo, they are bankrupt of ideas.

    10% is about the rate of inflation. So basically flat line.
    Posted by: Reuben Hick


    The Komodo Dragon is the world's largest living lizard. It's found on the steep sloped island of Komodo in the Lesser Sunda chain of the Indonesian archipelago ...

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (pNxlR)

    513 but their vertical leap is equivalent to 60 year old man. No one wants to watch them, including women.

    Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

    So you're saying I have a chance?

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (CQ8KO)

    514 120...If you want to do something, get all of the maintenance done on your cars that need done. Beat the inflation.
    Posted by: WiNO at October 21, 2021 06:59 AM (rUpkZ)

    ^^^^this
    Change wipers, get an extra pair.
    Air filter, oil filter, oil (winter formula and summer formula).
    Get your brakes checked.
    Get a serpentine belt.
    Etc.

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (Rbu5d)

    515 Queen Lizzie could have "Ryan Cole, M.D." style problems from the "vaccine."
    Posted by: Been Lurking

    Charles and his see hag, 'Milla, have got her right where they want her.
    ______________

    Eh, Liz is 95 and her husband recently died. It wouldn't be surprising if she died relatively soon too. Her mom lived to be over 100, but her dad died in his 50's, and Elizabeth's sister Margaret died in her early 70's. Liz has had a long run but nobody is indestructible, and the loss of a long-time spouse is very tough.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 08:19 AM (k4dH2)

    516 That reminds me of the Dallas Stars where they put 2 banners in the rafters stating "Western Conference Champions (Regular Season)."

    There's no such thing. They had the best record in the Western Conference entering the post season, which means nothing other than the #1 seed. There IS no Regular Season Conference Champion.
    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)


    So they earned the Vice Presidents' Trophy?? LOL

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:20 AM (mZUr4)

    517 Wasn't there a Dr. Suess book or another book with a picture of some sort of contraption where in addition to the alarm ringing, the person gets physically dumped on the floor?
    My son needs one of those. How anyone could sleep through the insistent noise of his alarm clock is beyond me, yet he does.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 08:20 AM (ueGNX)

    518 "So you're saying I have a chance?"

    Scrub up, put on a dress, and get out in the court and we'll see which starting position you work best in.

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:20 AM (B0mGw)

    519
    So they earned the Vice Presidents' Trophy?? LOL
    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:20 AM (mZUr4)


    That would actually be better than what they did.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

    520 I know its anecdotal but recently since the vax came out I don't know one person that has gotten it that wasn't vaccinated.
    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (zwDuR)
    ---------

    MJ, Joe Rogan did an interview with Alex Berenson recently and they go into all that (and a lot more - it's 3.5 hours long but definitely worth a listen). They mention studies you can look up if you want more info.

    It's on Rogan's podcast, the Joe Rogan Experience.

    Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2021 08:21 AM (wyw4S)

    521 Hailstones 6 inches in size, falling at over 60 mph. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, including the atmosphere.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 06:54 AM (pKGhf)

    And the government
    Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021


    ***
    Last night I had a nightmare: that I lived in Australia, we were all being forced to lock ourselves in our un-air-conditioned homes . . . and summer was coming. (As it is right now down there.) Woke me up, I tell you.

    Why is it Aussies don't seem to believe in A/C? Maybe it's changed, but a few years ago on another forum, I was told by Australians that "nobody has A/C in their homes." There was a flick with Nicole Kidman a few years ago, Strangerland, set in modern Australia, and the characters lived in a non-cooled ranch home. (Much as I love NK and her work, I couldn't finish the film.)

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:21 AM (/XOcP)

    522 Electric cargo ships!

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:21 AM (tLGqS)

    523 493 So, WB and Ruby Rose are having a war of words over the working conditions on Batwoman that led to Rose quitting after the first season.

    I haven't read anything but the headlines, but all I can conclude is that they hired an entitled, insufferable person as their star and she ended up being entitled and insufferable on set for months.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:16 AM (LvTSG)


    Clownfish TV went through her post and came almost to the exact opposite conclusion.

    https://youtu.be/OAMhhUnOGRc

    Posted by: Buzzion at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (G2zl5)

    524 How anyone could sleep through the insistent noise of his alarm clock is beyond me, yet he does.

    When my brother was a teenager, he ended up having five alarms all over his room. Mornings were tough on him.

    Posted by: NR Pax at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (4olE8)

    525
    Don't say it......

    - Larry King
    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt


    No, dammit, I WILL say it!

    Ladies, one of our teams will have to change its name to Crank Yankers.

    Now, someone can volunteer to do this, or one of you will be voluntold to do so.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (pNxlR)

    526 How do you explain to your kid that they had an identical twin but you aborted him? Holy fuck.

    -
    On the other hand, when you tell him to turn off the videogame and do his homework, he'll jump to it.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (d9FiS)

    527 6 oz Tomato Juice
    1 oz Vodka
    1/2 tsp each Frank's Hot sauce, Lea & Perrins Worchestershire sauce, fresh Lime Juice, prepared Horseradish.
    1 Garlic stuffed Olive
    Cracked Black Pepper

    Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (Xo3T0)

    528 >>Wasn't there a Dr. Suess book or another book with a picture of some sort of contraption where in addition to the alarm ringing, the person gets physically dumped on the floor?


    Friend of mine had an older brother who was deaf.

    His alarm was hooked up to, what mus have been, an industrial gravel sorter/Magic Hands type bed. Alarm went off and the bed went into a massive fit of shaking.

    Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (Va3dv)

    529 Everyone is so zizzed about "doing it" in their parents house. My wife's parents show up at our house and "do it" in the basement bedroom. They are in their 70's. Granted, they are here for about a week, but still.

    We get to hear the coy banter the next morning over bacon and eggs. It's a good think I really like both of them.

    Posted by: johnd01 at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (ukNFU)

    530 I receive a daily email from USPS showing my incoming mail. Since we do not have a box at the house we don't always fetch it that day based on what's there. Used to say arriving today, now says arriving soon. They need to be privatized.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (2NHgQ)

    531 Put batteries and propellers on the cargo containers and they can drive themselves to the port.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (tLGqS)

    532 You know what you need to make in order to live in the manner you need to, at a minimum. You know what you want to make in order to live in the manner to which you've become accustomed. I'd suggest you use those rates as your base range.

    Don't bother applying somewhere that won't post a salary range.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021


    ***
    Good point.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:23 AM (/XOcP)

    533 >>> My son needs one of those. How anyone could sleep through the insistent noise of his alarm clock is beyond me, yet he does.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 08:20 AM (ueGNX)


    They make some really ingenious alarms now. One is a paper shredder. You put a hundred-dollar bill on top and if you don't get up in time then it shreds.

    here's another one that's really loud and mounted on rollers and will run away from you until you catch it and turn it off.

    There's another one that will send out an embarrassing text or message if you don't turn it off in time.

    Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:23 AM (rLfOT)

    534 Put batteries and propellers on the cargo containers and they can drive themselves to the port.
    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

    To high tech - try big, monster rubber bands.

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:24 AM (CQ8KO)

    535 Hampster Inns don't have beds -- they have boxes with wood shavings and a large exercise wheel!

    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:24 AM (UHVv4)

    536 Breitbart: NIH Contradicts Fauci, Admits Funding Gain-of-Function Research at Wuhan Lab

    A while back I said that the US and China were responsible for the COVID plague, and that if other countries realized this, they'd rightfully demand compensation from both countries. It's also the reason why there's such an insane effort to force the country to taking the jab. Gotta maintain the narrative.

    The kindest thing I can say is that Fauci needs to be dismissed without retirement and sent to China with no passport.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 08:24 AM (l1zez)

    537 Friend of mine had an older brother who was deaf.

    His alarm was hooked up to, what mus have been, an industrial gravel sorter/Magic Hands type bed. Alarm went off and the bed went into a massive fit of shaking.
    Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (Va3dv)


    Used to have to feed a quarter to a bed to get that kind of action

    Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:25 AM (mZUr4)

    538 On the other hand, when you tell him to turn off the videogame and do his homework, he'll jump to it.
    ------------------
    Snort.

    Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 08:25 AM (4eKPg)

    539 That reminds me of the Dallas Stars where they put 2 banners in the rafters stating "Western Conference Champions (Regular Season)."


    No self-respecting franchise displays that shit.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 08:25 AM (Zdm/d)

    540 There was a straight WNBA player who wrote about the harassment she faced in the league. The media did not give much coverage to that.

    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:25 AM (CYnTg)

    541 Go CAPS!
    F the Dodgers
    Moose and Squirrel

    Posted by: SFGoth at October 21, 2021 08:25 AM (KAi1n)

    542 Ban that Dr. Seuss book!

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:25 AM (S1hrL)

    543 0 I know its anecdotal but recently since the vax came out I don't know one person that has gotten it that wasn't vaccinated.
    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (zwDuR)

    Gotten the rona?

    Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 08:26 AM (aENAX)

    544 403...Doesn't Iceland do that?
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 07:58 AM (U7wke)

    We've wiped out DS!

    Posted by: Enlightened Iceland at October 21, 2021 08:26 AM (Rbu5d)

    545 Virginia Tech is not pleased with the F Joe Biden chants 'selfish'
    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:15 AM (CYnTg)


    Who cares what the Chokies think? Fuck them too.

    Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:26 AM (y7DUB)

    546 The kindest thing I can say is that Fauci needs to be dismissed without retirement and sent to China with no passport.
    -----------------
    Add a target to the back of his head and I'm all for it.

    Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 08:26 AM (4eKPg)

    547 Hampster Inns don't have beds -- they have boxes with wood shavings and a large exercise wheel!
    Posted by: andycanuck

    And getting those shavings out of your hair is miserable!

    Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:26 AM (CQ8KO)

    548 Makes sense. Stopped talking about variants didn't they. There you go.

    Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 08:26 AM (aENAX)

    549 HeatherG_1776

    Gotta love Grandma

    https://tinyurl.com/yjzdl63q
    Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 08:10 AM


    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You go, Granny!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:27 AM (m+jkK)

    550 We get to hear the coy banter the next morning over bacon and eggs. It's a good think I really like both of them.

    Posted by: johnd01 at October 21, 2021


    ***
    The morning after Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I first became, ah, "intimate," we had breakfast at her mother's. Mom was in her 40s, and looked something like Marsha Mason when she did The Goodbye Girl. Mom had also had a long-time man friend of hers over the previous night; he looked a little like the older Sean Connery. We were all laughing and exchanging glances fraught with deep meaning over the breakfast table. . . .

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:27 AM (/XOcP)

    551 "Virginia Tech is not pleased with the F Joe Biden chants selfish"

    Well, fuck Joe Biden.

    Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:27 AM (B0mGw)

    552 545 Virginia Tech is not pleased with the F Joe Biden chants 'selfish'
    Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:15 AM (CYnTg)

    Who cares what the Chokies think? Fuck them too.
    ------------------
    Obviously the Hokies are not as well behaved as the Cavaliers.

    Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 08:27 AM (4eKPg)

    553
    No self-respecting franchise displays that shit.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


    Their owner is Mark Cuban. He was pissed when the arena nixed hanging banners for "Fewest Fouls Called (Western Conference)"

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:27 AM (pNxlR)

    554 Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:22 AM (Va3dv)

    That is hilarious and a good idea.

    It's not even that the alarm is on his i-phone makes a nice melodious sound. It's an actual alarm clock which I bought
    and it sounds like the noise in a store if you're trying to shoplift-only louder. He has a gift for sleeping, I guess.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 08:28 AM (ueGNX)

    555 That's not what's happening with Facebook though. They're just spinning off the holding company part from the operations part. Somewhat like how FiatChrysler is now Stellantis, but the brands are still Chrysler and Dodge and Jeep.
    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:13 AM (Aqf1y)


    So, they're trying to protect their assets from when they lose 230 protection?

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 08:28 AM (U7wke)

    556 It's on Rogan's podcast, the Joe Rogan Experience.
    ---------------
    Thanks. I haven't listened in a long time but I'll check out that episode.

    Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2021 08:28 AM (zwDuR)

    557 536..

    Via cannon?

    Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 08:28 AM (Rbu5d)

    558 >>> Hampster Inns don't have beds -- they have boxes with wood shavings and a large exercise wheel!
    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:24 AM (UHVv4)


    They don't have ice machines by the elevator but they do have a giant bottle you walk up to drink from. Nice.

    Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:28 AM (rLfOT)

    559 I'm somewhat surprised at the interest here in the US Mail. I guess if you're running a business you can obsess over it. Other than my cigars and my wife's QVC purchases we really don't get "mail." Everything else is via email. *

    * The exception being a couple utilities that haven't figured out how to leverage the internet for billing.

    If I knew ahead of time that my roadside mailbox was stuffed with junk I'd hold off on the half mile round trip walk to retrieve it... but I'm not sure that service (if it existed for roadside boxes) is available or worth the money.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 08:29 AM (BFigT)

    560 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:27 AM (pNxlR)

    Cuban owns the Stars? NFW... I'm gonna shred my Modano jersey.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 08:29 AM (l1zez)

    561

    No self-respecting franchise displays that shit.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 08:25 AM (Zdm/d)



    It has been a bone of contention with the die hard's from the beginning.

    They hung banners on the light poles in town that year stating that and the Red Wings came to town for the first round and laughed their asses off.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    562 here's another one that's really loud and mounted on rollers and will run away from you until you catch it and turn it off.

    I like this one.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 08:30 AM (ueGNX)

    563
    Their owner is Mark Cuban. He was pissed when the arena nixed hanging banners for "Fewest Fouls Called (Western Conference)"
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:27 AM (pNxlR)


    He owns the Mavericks, not the Stars.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    564 They don't have ice machines by the elevator but they do have a giant bottle you walk up to drink from. Nice.
    -----------------------
    LOL. Golf Clap.

    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:30 AM (UHVv4)

    565 Finally, a hill to die on. Dunkin Donuts has no donuts. Supply shortage!

    AmThinker today and lots of articles on the jab hoax make it worthwhile.

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:30 AM (S1hrL)

    566 >>I'm somewhat surprised at the interest here in the US Mail. I guess if you're running a business you can obsess over it.


    I have about 1k - 5k in LPs moving through the system at all times.

    Honestly, no complaints about USPS. They are essentially operating at a loss for the service they provide me.

    Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:31 AM (Va3dv)

    567 I find it kind of interesting is that if you look at the cases graphs for the rona it seems like there's almost 3-4 month flatline in them that starts around March but was flattening before. And then they all started going right back up at a steady rate with it just now starting to flatten again.

    Posted by: Buzzion at October 21, 2021 08:31 AM (G2zl5)

    568 "If the company is more enlightened (i.e., sensible, and smaller than The Turnips' 100-employee limit), then maybe I could do part time. Or work from home." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

    Maybe you could work as contract labor? During some 90's Big Oil mergers, I hung out with a lot of oil guys. Some that lost jobs in the mergers got paid even more to work as contract labor. (benefits were less). That often is attractive to companies that don't want some of the complications of regular employees, and are uncertain of their future business environment.

    Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2021 08:31 AM (Cus5s)

    569 >>> Hampster Inns don't have beds -- they have boxes with wood shavings and a large exercise wheel!
    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:24 AM (UHVv4)


    They don't have ice machines by the elevator but they do have a giant bottle you walk up to drink from. Nice.
    Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:28 AM


    You should definitely splurge for the cedar shavings upgrade.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:32 AM (m+jkK)

    570 Put batteries and propellers on the cargo containers and they can drive themselves to the port.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

    Can't we all go back to sailing ships...Would slow GW, but I read where the winds don't blow like they used too, because of GW in Europe.

    Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2021 08:32 AM (JxcpD)

    571 Breitbart: NIH Contradicts Fauci, Admits Funding Gain-of-Function Research at Wuhan Lab
    ___________

    It's been apparent for some time now that Fauci is a lying, sniveling, egotistical little weasel who should be strung up by his thumbs. He, and that committee that approved the Wuhan lab funding (by pretending it wasn't gain-of-function research, they used some other stupid euphemism for it to try and disguise what it was, but it was obvious that it was GOF and they all knew it and probably laughed about how easy it was to skirt the legal restrictions) should be occupying plots in some potter's field somewhere.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (k4dH2)

    572 @546

    You forgot the rump swabs at the airports. In public view.

    Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (S1hrL)

    573 You should definitely splurge for the cedar shavings upgrade.
    -----------------------
    Hey, I'm not made of money!

    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (UHVv4)

    574 Obviously the Hokies are not as well behaved as the Cavaliers.

    Wife was a Hokie. She supports them chanting Fuck Joe Biden and thinks that the people complaining need a heavy dose of Man The Fuck Up.

    Posted by: NR Pax at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (4olE8)

    575 Maybe you could work as contract labor? During some 90's Big Oil mergers, I hung out with a lot of oil guys. Some that lost jobs in the mergers got paid even more to work as contract labor. (benefits were less). That often is attractive to companies that don't want some of the complications of regular employees, and are uncertain of their future business environment.
    Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2021


    ***
    My vision would be to edit papers, manuscripts, summaries, reports, and even books, fiction and non. One of my colleagues, I've heard a rumor, does that sort of thing now on the side; there's apparently a website where you can post your resume and availability. I'll ask her.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (/XOcP)

    576 That pig kidney transplant looks exciting.

    Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (ZjvYp)

    577 ART - Set 'em up!

    Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (dfRN6)

    578 NOOD!

    Art. Bar art.

    Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

    579 >>That pig kidney transplant looks exciting.


    I don't know if that is Kosher.

    Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (Va3dv)

    580 Ars gratia artis

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (/XOcP)

    581 You can't be too careful.

    https://bit.ly/2Z9R2bC

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (d9FiS)

    582
    They make some really ingenious alarms now. One is a paper shredder. You put a hundred-dollar bill on top and if you don't get up in time then it shreds.


    One summer back when I was a yoot and may have been out partying to excess the night before a work day, I used to have my stereo system on a timer and set to play on its turntable an LP of Beethoven's "Emperor Concerto". You can bet your butt that I snapped to and dashed over to the turntable to stop the needle dropping when I heard the timer's "click".

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (pNxlR)

    583 Arrr, Look at all those cargo ships just sitting there...

    Posted by: The Dread Pirate Orange Beard at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (2/FOp)

    584 Yeah, banner hanging is tacky. Or so the Ford family would have us believe.

    Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (Xo3T0)

    585 Wife was a Hokie. She supports them chanting Fuck Joe Biden and thinks that the people complaining need a heavy dose of Man The Fuck Up.
    Posted by: NR Pax at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (4olE


    Frankly it was a reaction I expected from the twatty Hoos. They are choking dogs in big games though...

    Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (y7DUB)

    586 My theory is that President Trump was overwhelmed with bad advice and sabotage and political pressure. Bad advice on whom to trust with the information regarding SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19, sabotage from everyone in the Deep State and political pressure from people likely telling him ways to handle the Plandemic which would help him survive the sabotage and succeed in re-election.
    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 07:33 AM (Do5/p)

    Plus, he's a known germaphobe.

    Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (qyH+l)

    587 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd



    Facebook? I'd be partial to

    500 - Internal Server Error

    Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2021 10:01 AM (786Ro)

    588 "Mattis and Rahman made short statements Wednesday morning confessing and expressing regret for their actions. Following the allocution, prosecutors read direct messages the pair traded, meaning to underscore that their acts were planned. ...[U.S. District Judge Brian] Cogan rebuked the prosecution, saying their intervention was not relevant to Wednesday's proceeding."

    Yeah, I don't see harsh sentences here if the judge is acting sympathetic.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (ynpvh)

    589 587 Are they taking suggestions for Facebook's new name?
    Posted by: f'd


    Facebook? I'd be partial to

    500 - Internal Server Error

    Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2021 10:01 AM (786Ro)

    404- not found or
    403- forbidden

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (ynpvh)

    590 Late to the party, but I will just note that the advertising agency I work for sent us a left-wing little missive via Corporate email telling us that they wanted us all to list our pronouns now in our email signature. I have noticed in the four days since that almost no one has added their pronouns to their signature. I don't think this has a heck of a lot of Grassroots support even in left-wing Madison Avenue advertising world.

    Posted by: Beverly at October 21, 2021 10:36 AM (DV6cE)

    591
    TAKE ACTION FRIDAY! Support US Freedom Flyers "No Coercion" Rally taking place outside American Airlines Corporate Headquarters in Fort Worth TX.

    We request all Patriots who are able take off work or take a long lunch to meet up for a peaceful protest OUTSIDE Lexington Bluegrass Airport between 12PM - 2PM this Friday OCT 22nd in Lexington KY.

    FREE PARKING @ Cell Phone Waiting Area on Terminal DR

    Posted by: Esperman at October 21, 2021 11:17 AM (MogJQ)

    592 Hail of that size has happened in Tornado Alley here in the US, too. It's rare, but it's real, and it'll ruin your whole day if you're caught in it.

    Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:15 AM

    Buttercup: But, Westley, what about the H-O-U-S's?

    Dread Pirate Westley: Hail Of Unusual Size? I don't think it exists...

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2021 11:31 AM (Do5/p)

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