Three Guys Identifying as One Woman Cafe

batcats.jfif

Cat trap.

Greedy raccoon.

This. This is exactly where I am today. (Sick.)

This dog will protect you against Scar from the Lion King.

Pug and otter play in the water.

Kitten pretends to be a monster.

Cats watching kids play ball like spectators at a tennis match.

Retriever is a very happy boy when he's retrieving.


Two love birds, sitting in a tree...

Inman is all about the animals today. First, he playcalls a fight between a puppy and a baby goat.

Matador matado.

This doesn't go the way he thought it would.

This is like when Goofy walks Pluto:


Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM




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1 Hey, those aren't bats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 06:41 PM (guGkK)

2 Bat cats!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

3 >>>1 Hey, those aren't bats.


They're bat-adjacent.

Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 06:42 PM (0G13K)

4 You can milk anything with nipples, you know.

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at October 18, 2021 06:42 PM (guGkK)

5 Top 10 anyw

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 06:43 PM (2JoB8)

6 >>>1 Hey, those aren't bats.


They're bat-adjacent.
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 06:42 PM (0G13K)


*shakes head mournfully*

Posted by: Carl Linnaeus at October 18, 2021 06:43 PM (guGkK)

7 Three Guys Identifying as One Woman Cafe
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Herberus the Three-Headed Bitch!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Cuties bats I ever seen

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

9 Omg! Those cat bats are adorable!!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (NpAcC)

10 Kittehs dressed up like batz!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (m+dUi)

11 There's a big honkin' full moon out and a witchy chill in the air. I'm loving it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 Thanks for the bat cats .They're very cute When our black cat was a kitten we used to call him "bat cat" because he had outsized ears.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (ueGNX)

13 Cat trap fever

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (63Dwl)

14 Fuck Joe Biden! Wait, what's the question?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 06:46 PM (kR3Q3)

15 Evening.

That beaver has places to go, things to do.

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 06:46 PM (65CAf)

16 Pug on the water

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

17 There's a big honkin' full moon out and a witchy chill in the air.

That's no moon, and the honking came from me.

Pardon me.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at October 18, 2021 06:46 PM (guGkK)

18 >>> 11 There's a big honkin' full moon out and a witchy chill in the air. I'm loving it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 06:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

Officially full on the 20th, just before the MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 06:46 PM (ACi07)

19 How many bats can a bat cat bat?

Posted by: f'd at October 18, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

20 You know who else frequents gay bars? Sea otters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 06:47 PM (kTF2Z)

21 Read the tweets just below Cat Trap.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 06:47 PM (2JoB8)

22 Speaking of the MoMe, I take it everyone is excited for Hordestock?

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 06:47 PM (65CAf)

23 This is the bat content we can all agree on

Posted by: Draki at October 18, 2021 06:48 PM (JxiZo)

24 Why is there no video of bat-cats playing?

*sad face*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 06:48 PM (ACi07)

25 You can milk anything with nipples, you know.
Posted by: Lactatin' Pete

And things without apparently: Rice, oats, soy, almonds.

There's more.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 06:48 PM (mD/uy)

26 damn you and your fake adorable fuzzy bat kittens!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

27 Was just at the local Costco.

They aren't out of toilet paper yet, but a lot of people are clearly starting to stock up.

Dark Winter Is Coming.

Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at October 18, 2021 06:48 PM (I2/tG)

28 You know who else frequents gay bars? Sea otters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 06:47 PM (kTF2Z)


That's one of the reasons I go there.

fur realz

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 06:48 PM (guGkK)

29 MoMee weather forecast - lows in the mid 60's, highs in the mid 80's, some possible moisture friday morning, then dry all weekend.

beautiful weekend coming!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (evAgx)

30 You know that famous meme everyone uses where Batman is slapping Robin?

I've always wondered what was happening--does anyone remember the original?

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (AwPyG)

31 >>> 27 Was just at the local Costco.

They aren't out of toilet paper yet, but a lot of people are clearly starting to stock up.

Dark Winter Is Coming.
Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at October 18, 2021 06:48 PM (I2/tG)

Thanks, Stan's Retards!!!

(not really)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (ACi07)

32 That baby has the Ray Charles thing going ON!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (m+dUi)

33 One of those bats is a hammer head bat with a kitten head mask on. See if you can tell which one.

Posted by: f'd at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

34 We've replaced these actual bats with new cat-bats. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Announcer Guy at October 18, 2021 06:50 PM (guGkK)

35 I've always wondered what was happening--does anyone remember the original?
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (AwPyG)

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Robin was being a little bitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 06:50 PM (kTF2Z)

36 Van Morrison "Why Are You on Facebook"

Not only a great message but a really cool tune:

https://tinyurl.com/w8psks5f

And...Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 06:50 PM (Bmy3R)

37 "I've always wondered what was happening--does anyone remember the original?
Posted by: artemis "

Robin probably got hit with some Penguin gas or something.

Posted by: f'd at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

38 I haven't seen any empty shelves anywhere, and I went to Costco and Target today.

So I dunno--maybe the bad guys are trying to re-create the panic a la April 2020.

I'm in Calif, though, so maybe it's easier to deliver.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (AwPyG)

39 some possible moisture friday morning, then dry all weekend.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (evAgx)

Sounds like my wife.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (65CAf)

40 30 You know that famous meme everyone uses where Batman is slapping Robin?

I've always wondered what was happening--does anyone remember the original?
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (AwPyG)

It's even worse than you think. It was posted a little while back - something about "Batman pulls a Boner".

Seriously!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (evAgx)

41 Robin probably got hit with some Penguin gas or something.
Posted by: f'd

Penguins are cute. But they are stinkers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 06:52 PM (m+dUi)

42 @40

whoa.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 06:52 PM (AwPyG)

43 Robin probably got hit with some Penguin gas or something.
Posted by: f'd at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)



I imagine that penguin gas smells pretty nasty, with all the fish they eat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 06:52 PM (guGkK)

44 Aww those bat kitties!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 18, 2021 06:52 PM (YZG/i)

45 Those ain't bats! How would you like it if I went around meowing, scratching your furniture and shitting in your house?

You'll here from my attorney!

Posted by: Sal The Bat at October 18, 2021 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

46 Lot of empty shelves here in NoCO (FoCo-Loveland).

King Soopers (Kroger,) Target, Wally World...not good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 06:52 PM (Bmy3R)

47 I thought Sunday there were some holes on shelves at the grocery store, no where near last year.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 06:53 PM (2JoB8)

48 The Penguin used to shoot gas from his umbrella. It would make Batman woozy so they could capture him for his Batmilk.

Posted by: f'd at October 18, 2021 06:54 PM (Tnijr)

49 6 kittehs and a dozen batwings all in one pic.

I suspect glue.

Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2021 06:54 PM (FhXTo)

50 Had to go to three different stores today to find a carton of smokes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 06:54 PM (kTF2Z)

51 BREAKING:

Washington State foozball coach has been fired for not taking the Biden poison.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 06:55 PM (xDXlt)

52 6 kittehs and a dozen batwings all in one pic.

I suspect glue.
Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2021 06:54 PM (FhXTo)

-------

Staples.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 06:56 PM (kTF2Z)

53 51 BREAKING:

Washington State foozball coach has been fired for not taking the Biden poison.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 06:55 PM (xDXlt)

Lucky him, he gets to leave Washington State!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 06:56 PM (evAgx)

54 I haven't seen any empty shelves anywhere, and I went to Costco and Target today.

The parking lot of the Costco was also full, which is really weird for a random Monday. This is in suburban Portland.

Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at October 18, 2021 06:56 PM (I2/tG)

55 So Batman and Catwoman did get it on!

Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2021 06:56 PM (P1f+c)

56 That bull definitely knows how to talk smack. I think I saw some human debris in the air after impact, possibly bits of eggroll.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 06:56 PM (F0YaR)

57 Re: the gay Superman thing, am I the only 29 year old here who stopped reading or caring about comic books sometime during the Johnson administration?

(Lyndon, not Andrew. I'm not Vic.)

Posted by: a.moron at October 18, 2021 06:57 PM (F6Xpw)

58 I haven't seen any empty shelves anywhere, and I went to Costco and Target today.

Those two are part of the Smart Set (Samsung, Amazon, Walmart, etc.) who saw the buttfuckery that is California's CARB, AB-5 and other economic mischief and built alternate supply chains.

I got as much of anything that I wanted from Sams on a Saturday evening after the mobs had their panic buying.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 06:58 PM (+LCoQ)

59 Daniel Craig's dick doesn't swing. It likes to polka.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 18, 2021 06:58 PM (vAnIO)

60 Washington State foozball coach has been fired for not taking the Biden poison.

Blasphemer! Unclean! Killing Grandma! We're all in this together. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 18, 2021 06:58 PM (Xrfse)

61 The greedy raccoon reminded me of Michelle Obama at a White House function with a platter of lobster and Kobe beef.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 06:58 PM (5l6FZ)

62 >>>batcats.jfif

Now those are some adorable bats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2021 06:58 PM (QUJVI)

63 THOSE BAT KITTIES ARE TOO ADORABLE! I can't stand it!

Posted by: Alana at October 18, 2021 06:58 PM (7iVzU)

64 38 I haven't seen any empty shelves anywhere, and I went to Costco and Target today.

So I dunno--maybe the bad guys are trying to re-create the panic a la April 2020.

I'm in Calif, though, so maybe it's easier to deliver.


mrs. chronda tells me things are looking a bit bleak at our local wal mart here in the high desert.

and they're now asking $70 for the cheap plastic storage shelves i've been buying for about $25 since the earthquake.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 18, 2021 06:59 PM (sGtp+)

65 Why am I on Facebook? Because a guy on the Springer group, that raises money for special needs dogs, posted about having his pup collapse and die in the backyard yesterday. And a whole bunch of us that never met that dog are as broken up as if we'd lost our own. It's not all bad stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 06:59 PM (5HBd1)

66 I do adore my black cats, but the tortie is invisible at night.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 06:59 PM (KbLYZ)

67 The pic at the top reminds me of the galliecats in Final Fantasy XIV. Hyperaggressive housecats with bat wings that try and murder you, and make pathetic mewing noises when you put them down

Quite likely the cutest murder monster in a video game that's full of them.

Posted by: junior at October 18, 2021 07:00 PM (b/dkr)

68 MoMee weather forecast - lows in the mid 60's, highs in the mid 80's, some possible moisture friday morning, then dry all weekend.

beautiful weekend coming!


Motorcycle weather !

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 07:00 PM (+LCoQ)

69 I haven't seen any empty shelves anywhere, and I went to Costco and Target today.

I'm pretty sure that this Smart Shelving Blog has some alternative ideas.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 07:01 PM (+LCoQ)

70 Goodnight horde, everyone have a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 07:02 PM (2JoB8)

71 Well, it is October. This is the month when there have historically been problems in the stock market. The prepper channels have all been concerned about something bad happening.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:02 PM (5HBd1)

72 Washington State foozball coach has been fired for not taking the Biden poison.

Blasphemer! Unclean! Killing Grandma! We're all in this together. Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens

Why isn't he considered Stunning and Brave?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:02 PM (mD/uy)

73 Best bats ever.

I want a golden retriever. And a lake. But mostly, the golden retriever.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at October 18, 2021 07:02 PM (OQcPl)

74 We were at Target (CVS) and Frys(kroger) this morning and saw empty shelves. Meat department was stocked and alcohol was stocked, but canned goods and cleaning supplies were pretty bare. Not as bad as Walmart though. They are looking really bare from meats to dog food.

Posted by: Megthered at October 18, 2021 07:03 PM (vvWGB)

75 I haven't seen any empty shelves anywhere, and I went to Costco and Target today.
So I dunno--maybe the bad guys are trying to re-create the panic a la April 2020.
I'm in Calif, though, so maybe it's easier to deliver.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (AwPyG)


I was in local wallyworld a couple of days ago, and certain things on my list simply were not there. What they had done, I noticed, was to take the things they COULD readily get and spread them out. So. No empty shelves, but missing itemzzz.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 07:03 PM (F0YaR)

76 I had someone tell me to store stuff under my bed. But I sleep on the floor, so no go.

And I noticed, while reading content, that I had a bunch of responses on Twitter. I'd said that they are deliberately killing people with Wuflu. It seems to be a popular sentiment.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (5HBd1)

77 You will not regret getting a golden retriever. They are wonderful dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (5HBd1)

78 Well well well. MeTV took off Star Trek at 8 and replaced it with Walker, Texas Ranger. DYNOMITE!

Posted by: JJ Walker at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

79 mrs. chronda tells me things are looking a bit bleak at our local wal mart here in the high desert.

and they're now asking $70 for the cheap plastic storage shelves i've been buying for about $25 since the earthquake.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 18, 2021 06:59 PM (sGtp+)

Here in east texas, it's hard to see the holes if you arnt looking, but they are there. I will say that bacon was hit hard this weekend @ walmart.

Posted by: redchief at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (Kab4E)

80 Well, it is October. This is the month when there have historically been problems in the stock market. The prepper channels have all been concerned about something bad happening.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:02 PM (5HBd1)


Maybe, I suspect the powers behind the curtain are propping as hard as they can right now. However, all the indicators are that there is a storm coming.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (KbLYZ)

81 That facial expression the cat trap cat has, just before setting off the trap, is hilarious.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at October 18, 2021 07:05 PM (xiOru)

82 What they had done, I noticed, was to take the things they COULD readily get and spread them out. So. No empty shelves, but missing itemzzz.
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That's what I'm seeing too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 18, 2021 07:06 PM (sWM8x)

83 77 You will not regret getting a golden retriever. They are wonderful dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (5HBd1)

My mom is getting a puppy on the 5th. She loves them (this will be her 4th over 20 years).

Posted by: redchief at October 18, 2021 07:06 PM (Kab4E)

84 @80

I've mentioned that the autists on reddit's superstonk get up every morning, hoping for the massive crash that will wipe out all the corrupt players.

so it's a different perspective--they see the coming crash as necessary and good.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:08 PM (AwPyG)

85 I had someone tell me to store stuff under my bed. But I sleep on the floor, so no go.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (5HBd1)


I would offer you one of mine, getting married means we have two of everything.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:09 PM (KbLYZ)

86 I suppose we should buy locally-made things, anyway.

Remember when the bad guys tried to create a meat shortage, and we found out that the 5 main chicken processing plants are owned by the Chinese?

Anyway, Trump fixed that pretty quick, and there wasn't much of a shortage.

I don't think this admin will do us any favors, though.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:11 PM (AwPyG)

87 Just for background noise, American Pickers on the tube. Like Pawn Stars, and even worse, Mecum Auto Auctions, you get to see stuff you shitcanned or gave to someone you didn't like bring bucks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 18, 2021 07:11 PM (C1Lsn)

88 Pay no attention to those empty shelves! All is well!

Posted by: The Puddin' Head Junta at October 18, 2021 07:12 PM (Xrfse)

89 so it's a different perspective--they see the coming crash as necessary and good.
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:08 PM (AwPyG)


The crash will be necesary, but it won't be good for most people.

Tell me, can you tell if they have an Austrian perspective for business cycles, or are they just wanting it to go smash because?

Are they talking about getting liquidating the bad debts or are they just dancing and screaming burn?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:13 PM (KbLYZ)

90 5HBd1)

Maybe, I suspect the powers behind the curtain are propping as hard as they can right now. However, all the indicators are that there is a storm coming.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (KbLYZ)
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They bought this pResident and they will run the market as they choose.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:12 PM (dl6yC)

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:13 PM (dl6yC)

91 88 Pay no attention to those empty shelves! All is well!

Posted by: The Puddin' Head Junta at October 18, 2021 07:12 PM (Xrfse)

Remember folks...Breadlines are now double-plus-good.

Posted by: redchief at October 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Kab4E)

92 The Mean Tweets have ceased. What more could you ask for?

Posted by: The Puddin' Head Junta at October 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

93 This orange juice needs more vodka.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:14 PM (dl6yC)

94 Pay no attention to those empty shelves! All is well!
Posted by: The Puddin' Head Junta

Of course not, empty shelves are blessings of liberty!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 18, 2021 07:14 PM (pgA0y)

95 Bats! We have bats!!!

Ok, those aren't actually bats, but a full bat-content point is awarded. ace loves us! He really loves us!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2021 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

96 92 The Mean Tweets have ceased. What more could you ask for?

Posted by: The Puddin' Head Junta at October 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

$1.49 gas?

Posted by: redchief at October 18, 2021 07:14 PM (Kab4E)

97 What more could you ask for?

Posted by: The Puddin' Head Junta at October 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

$1.49 gas?
Posted by: redchief at October 18, 2021 07:14 PM (Kab4E)

Dream on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2021 07:16 PM (IHyjr)

98 poor kittens...pretending to be bats... I blame Duncanthrax !

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 07:17 PM (V13WU)

99 Obama couldn't kill us in two terms.

Hey, Brandon, three strikes and you're out!!!

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:17 PM (dl6yC)

100 85 I had someone tell me to store stuff under my bed. But I sleep on the floor, so no go.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:04 PM (5HBd1)


Got any peas?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 07:17 PM (F0YaR)

101 I'm sure that Democrats want this place to look and feel like the Soviet Union.

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (RUaRf)

102 Actually, I found I like sleeping on the floor. I have a foam pad with a futon. Put it up in the morning and put it all back together at night. And I am very good at getting up off the floor, which can be a problem when you get older.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (5HBd1)

103 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (yrol0)

104 Ha ha. I was reading the twitter posts underneath the one linked by Ace. And this doofus had posted, "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't" Do these people even listen to themselves?

Posted by: abbynormal at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (Xpj5t)

105 97 What more could you ask for?

Posted by: The Puddin' Head Junta at October 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

Stocked grocery shelves?

Posted by: Moki at October 18, 2021 07:19 PM (JrN/x)

106 Tucker reporting that Biden is flying illegal migrants across the country from the border in the middle of night. Will be on the cover of the NY Post tomorrow.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 07:19 PM (NpAcC)

107 I really hope that Trump gets his Twitter page reinstated.

Then there will be no excuse whatever.

The mean tweets will be there no matter what.
Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Just Lily at October 18, 2021 07:19 PM (RLLZj)

108 I haven't seen any empty shelves anywhere, and I went to Costco and Target today. So I dunno--maybe the bad guys are trying to re-create the panic a la April 2020. I'm in Calif, though, so maybe it's easier to deliver. Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (AwPyG)

I figure that CA will be the last to feel anything, especially those in the Bay Area or SoCal. The closer you are to the center of the universe (corporations that own us) the lower the chances of seeing anything amiss. The only things I've noticed gone are random semi-obscure items. And I'll usually comment like "wow, there's been a run on band-aids?" Can't think of anything offhand, it seems things are just getting normal after not seeing things like Navy beans for so many months.

We do know there's a huge back up at the ports, and large ticket items especially are hard to find. As far as grocery items, those could also just as easily be sitting in warehouses not being delivered just to scare people. Still, it never hurts to have a week to a month's worth of food on hand as crazy as things are right now. Never know when Biden is going to decide to bomb Campbell's Soup because tomato soup is bad.

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 07:19 PM (wAnMi)

109
I got inflation,
I got foreign policy disasters,
Got no mean tweets,
Who could ask for anything more?

Posted by: Joe Gershwin Biden at October 18, 2021 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

110 @89

It's interesting, and they have lots of "DD" (due diligence) posted at the top of the superstonk site. It's a lot like ace's, where some of the posters seem pretty smart.

Anyway, long story short: The banks and the Federal reserve are skimming money from everybody else. And now, thanks to the stars aligning with the GME naked short, the bad guys have all been exposed.

And the SEC and all enforcement agencies are up to their necks in the scam, too. So are the brokers. If you read it, it's complicated, but basically everybody uses the money invested by the consumers for their own ends, and pays no taxes on it.

So the redditors think that the current banks have to crash (the ones who were "too big to fail," remember?), so that we can build it up again.

I imagine the truth is somewhere in between.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (AwPyG)

111 And I am very good at getting up off the floor, which can be a problem when you get older.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (5HBd1)
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Very good exercise.

Been looking for a mat my knees will tolerate just for that purpose. Up and down, up and down.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (dl6yC)

112 I could swear I killed that sock twice now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (wAnMi)

113 Batman Slapping Robin Origin

click on my name for web page


Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

114 Hang on... just so I'm clear, here... A walking testosterone void who spends his entire life on Twitter making catty gossip about professional rivals and talking about movies and restaurants while his HUGE TITS collect sebaceous butter-sweat is calling someone "oddly effeminate?"

OK, then.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (/KPLX)

115 Tom Servo, from this morning, your George Thorogood "Who do you love" preference.
Are you at all familiar with the Quicksilver Messenger Service take on it, on the Happy Trails album?
I think that's my favorite, checks in at near 25 minutes, absolutely my favorite.
But of the more straightforward versions, I concur about Thorogood.

Posted by: From that time at October 18, 2021 07:21 PM (4780s)

116 92 96 97 I am already reduced to valu rite vodka and generic dollar store V8. Mentioned earlier today, the Heaven Hill distillery was hit by a cyber attack. No mas El Cheapo for two weeks says the gal at the drive through.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (C1Lsn)

117 Those empty shelves? According to Butt-giggity, they're a good sign: "...it's because demand is up, and income is up, because the president has successfully guided this economy out of the teeth of a terrifying recession"'
Excuse me while I vomit.

Posted by: Toni at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (PgM6e)

118 Bunch of great TOS Star Trek on tonight on our Sci-Fi channel:
Patterns of Force
By Any Other Name
The Omega Glory
The Ultimate Computer
Bread and Circuses

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (UHVv4)

119 Cute batcats are cute!

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (W+kMI)

120 Been looking for a mat my knees will tolerate just for that purpose. Up and down, up and down.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (dl6yC)

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Kamala?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)

121 poor kittens...pretending to be bats... I blame Duncanthrax !
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 07:17 PM (V13WU)

They IDENTIFY as bats.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

122 You can milk anything with nipples, you know.
Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at October 18, 2021 06:42 PM (guGkK)


Prove it!
On second thought... never mind.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

123 I slept on a futon for years, and then I got a girlfriend who complained endlessly about it.

It was great, I could pack it and everything I owned into my VW and be off to a new place. I am no longer 25, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:23 PM (KbLYZ)

124 Ha ha. I was reading the twitter posts underneath the one linked by Ace. And this doofus had posted, "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't" Do these people even listen to themselves?
Posted by: abbynormal at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (Xpj5t)


They are brain dead. They can only repeat what they're told, and they do that quite well. I try to not look at comments on twatter, because it always spikes my blood pressure.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:23 PM (wAnMi)

125 Nice beaver.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 18, 2021 07:23 PM (Fs5vw)

126 bill in arkansas, try Ivanabitch

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:23 PM (dl6yC)

127 2 Bat cats!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

Yeah, that whole Batman CatWoman sexual tension?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 07:24 PM (oHd/0)

128 Well, the bottom pad is actually what I use for blocking knit items. The pieces fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. I have them anyway, and they are closed cell foam so pretty solid. I did have to put a 2" foam pad on top of that. I have two futons. One has some foam in it, but makes my back hurt if I sleep on that one too long. The other is a Japanese one with extra padding, but still not enough for my shoulders. The 2" pad makes the Japanese one work.

And I still have the mattress and bed leaned against the wall, should I ever change my mind I need to haul it to the dump.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:24 PM (5HBd1)

129 Beaver gone make chili?

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 07:24 PM (0OP+5)

130 114 The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (/KPLX)
THIS is why I love this place!

Posted by: Toni-not an anti-vaxxer, just Mrs. Doubt Pfizer at October 18, 2021 07:25 PM (PgM6e)

131 That cognitive dissonance when you're watching a packed stadium on Monday Night Football and every commercial break has propaganda about "The Deadly Delta Variant spreading like wildfire you guyssss!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 07:25 PM (Bmy3R)

132 Ha ha. I was reading the twitter posts underneath the one linked by Ace. And this doofus had posted, "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't" Do these people even listen to themselves?
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I read the thread for that and except for one guy, the whole thread is full of shit-heads too.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 07:25 PM (UHVv4)

133 112 I could swear I killed that sock twice now.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (wAnMi)

In Soviet Pixy, Sock Kill YOU!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (oHd/0)

134 @113

thanks, oldcat!

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (AwPyG)

135 They are brain dead. They can only repeat what they're told, and they do that quite well. I try to not look at comments on twatter, because it always spikes my blood pressure.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:23 PM (wAnMi)

Its a bad religion, where you get to assign people to hell rather than try and examine your own path heading there.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

136 I am already reduced to valu rite vodka and generic dollar store V8. Mentioned earlier today, the Heaven Hill distillery was hit by a cyber attack.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I stopped in the liquor store this morning to pick up a gift for a certain someone in TX. They were out of all versions of Elijah Craig.

OUT!?? Big spaces on the shelves empty, nada, zilch, no gots.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (mD/uy)

137 I kept the foam futon in the back of the Yukon for most of the summer. I can camp out in the car, if I need to. When I build on this utility trailer, it will be the bed for that rig.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (5HBd1)

138 Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

139 Ha ha. I was reading the twitter posts underneath the one linked by Ace. And this doofus had posted, "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't" Do these people even listen to themselves?
Posted by: abbynormal at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (Xpj5t)

They are brain dead. They can only repeat what they're told, and they do that quite well. I try to not look at comments on twatter, because it always spikes my blood pressure.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

He died because he was sick with Multiple Myeloma cancer that was destroying his immune system.
But evidence also says that the Covid19 Pfizer mRNA vaccines also can attack your immune system.
Getting vaccinated was not doing Colin Powell any good, and probably hastened his end.

The lies will continue until morale is totally in the toilet.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (tjZg/)

140 Those empty shelves? According to Butt-giggity, they're a good sign: "...it's because demand is up, and income is up, because the president has successfully guided this economy out of the teeth of a terrifying recession"'
Excuse me while I vomit.
Posted by: Toni at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM (PgM6e)


What's really scary is he doesn't even have an 8th grade level comprehension of supply and demand. Or he does, and is just lying his swollen, bleeding ass off.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:27 PM (wAnMi)

141 So everybody, was reading about Velvet Underground yesterday.

Which album should I start with? (I know it's not "Squeeze.")

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

142 Those empty shelves? According to Butt-giggity, they're a good sign: "...it's because demand is up, and income is up, because the president has successfully guided this economy out of the teeth of a terrifying recession"
Posted by: Toni


In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

-- some dead poet who probably doesn't know what he's talking about

Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2021 07:27 PM (P1f+c)

143 126 Heh. Living in PA, I drank this stuff called Vlad that the state store had on the bottom shelf. Here in AR, Heaven Hill seems to be the leading Cheapo. Probably a Baptist thing ( not that they drink).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 18, 2021 07:28 PM (C1Lsn)

144 It's interesting how this Administration keeps telling us that bad things are really good. Honestly, even the Carter administration had more sense than that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:28 PM (5HBd1)

145 Hang on... just so I'm clear, here... A walking testosterone void who spends his entire life on Twitter making catty gossip about professional rivals and talking about movies and restaurants while his HUGE TITS collect sebaceous butter-sweat is calling someone "oddly effeminate?"

OK, then.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 07:20 PM (/KPLX)

Well to be fair, there's nothing odd in the fact that Goldberg comes off as effeminate. no offense to actual women.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

146 Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 07:19 PM (wAnMi)

Not sure how much of what is in the Grocery store, is imported from Asia... Mexico? Trucked in. South America? Texas Ports and New Orleans.

The holdup is in Tech goods, clothes... shoes... that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 07:29 PM (oHd/0)

147 They IDENTIFY as bats.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:22 PM


Preach it!

Posted by: Transspeciesuals and Otherkin at October 18, 2021 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

148 125 Nice beaver.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 18, 2021 07:23 PM (Fs5vw)


Teh Horde be slippin' in their duties.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 07:29 PM (F0YaR)

149 -
And I am very good at getting up off the floor, which can be a problem when you get older.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:18 PM (5HBd1) -
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I personally think rolling around on the floor is good for folks who've been 29 for a while. I view it as a kinda Tai Chi with added gravity-induced-massage.

Posted by: irright at October 18, 2021 07:29 PM (BB7pQ)

150 What's really scary is he doesn't even have an 8th grade level comprehension of supply and demand. Or he does, and is just lying his swollen, bleeding ass off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:27 PM (wAnMi)

Neither do most actual economics profs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

151 Where is the government getting the money to pay big Pharma for all these jabs? And has anyone ever looked at the vials or analyzed them to find out what is in them? They could all be filled with saline.

Posted by: Megthered at October 18, 2021 07:30 PM (vvWGB)

152 The shelves aren't exactly bare around here but strange random stuff is just gone. No clothing detergent, for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

153 Bartiromo and her Breasts reported chatter in DC about Mitch (spit) and Pelosi stepping down very soon.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 18, 2021 07:30 PM (1ais2)

154 Been looking at travel trailers. There were plenty of good deals in August through mid September.
It looks like they have doubled in price.

Kicks self.

Passed on some nice 26', 5k lb, for 7K.
Kicks self again.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:30 PM (dl6yC)

155 Notsothoreau @ 128-We have a 17 year old Kingsize SelectComfort that folds, vibrates, and whistles Dixie. My side has always been set on 95 and for the past year I sleep under a weighted blanket. With a black cat on my chest most of the time. She's waiting for something.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 07:30 PM (0OP+5)

156 Well malinvestment has been rescued by printing money and low interest rates, but eventually we have to clear those investments back to something close to the actual worth, or sink the dollar through money creation so the inflation value of the dollar will match the actual value of those valuless malinvestments.

Destroying the players who are manipulating the markets for their own investments may be necessary to allow the clearing of these bad debts.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (KbLYZ)

157 Which album should I start with? (I know it's not "Squeeze.")

They are all so different. The first two for noisy avant-rock, but I prefer the more song-oriented Self-titled album and Loaded. Just watched a really terrific documentary on YT about the Velvet's groundbreaking drummer Maureen "Mo" Tucker. Not only one of the coolest rock chicks ever, but she's MAGA.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (Bmy3R)

158 Speaking of the droning covid commercials, you know who's paying for them? You are.

News article said New Hampshire has rejected the federal allotment that pays for such advertisements.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (AwPyG)

159 I try to not look at comments on twatter, because it always spikes my blood pressure.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Yeah. I closed out my account which keeps me from arguing with them. Which never did any good. As Mark Twain said, "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

Posted by: abbynormal at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (Xpj5t)

160 I stopped in the liquor store this morning to pick up a gift for a certain someone in TX. They were out of all versions of Elijah Craig.

OUT!?? Big spaces on the shelves empty, nada, zilch, no gots.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (mD/uy)

Was at FatDogs this weekend...Elijah Craig Small Batch 1.75 was $60+...hard to swalllow when I paid ~35 @ costco.

Posted by: redchief at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (Kab4E)

161 They were out of all versions of Elijah Craig.

OUT!?? Big spaces on the shelves empty, nada, zilch, no gots.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (mD/uy)
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Any decent gay bar should have Daniel Craig.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

162 Fighting for truth, justice, and cock.

Posted by: The New All Super Gay Superman at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (LaNzR)

163 I stopped in the liquor store this morning to pick up a gift for a certain someone in TX.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM


The Bacon Wench is sure to appreciate the thought, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2021 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

164 Where is the government getting the money to pay big Pharma for all these jabs? And has anyone ever looked at the vials or analyzed them to find out what is in them? They could all be filled with saline.
Posted by: Megthered at October 18, 2021 07:30 PM (vvWGB)

Might be better than many of the alternatives.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

165 Guy, yup. That's how I was reminded of VU. Armond White is writing about her at FB.

I had a hunch the best places to start are either the first album or Loaded. Anyway thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

166 Gay bar named

Boned. James Boned

Posted by: Just a side note at October 18, 2021 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

167 Great thread name!

Also babies+music=awesome every time.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (OssQ4)

168 @153

I'll believe it when it happens. They say this every time the polls for Mitch and Nancy drop, and then everyone forgets about it. (there was a rumor about 6 months ago that mitch had cancer, remember?)

But they don't leave--they dare not. Imagine what they know, and can't tell anyone.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (AwPyG)

169 Just received word that Colon Powell not only had multiple myeloma, he also had Parkinson's.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (dl6yC)

170 -
Notsothoreau @ 128-We have a 17 year old Kingsize SelectComfort that folds, vibrates, and whistles Dixie. My side has always been set on 95 and for the past year I sleep under a weighted blanket. With a black cat on my chest most of the time. She's waiting for something.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 07:30 PM -
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Black cats exist on escaping souls. As long as you keep breathing, the cat will keep waiting.

Posted by: irright at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (BB7pQ)

171 166 Gay bar named

Boned. James Boned
Posted by: Just a side note at October 18, 2021 07:33 PM (2DOZq)
--

In His Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

172 Well this isn't lovely at all:

The Senate Democrats want a 20 cent/pound fee imposed upon 'virgin plastic' in order to help fund their $3.5 trillion spending spree.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (W6ugU)

173 The dog leading the dog with a leash and then giving it a hug was sweet. Love your dogs, they are beautiful reflections of God's love.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM (IDhUW)

174 Oh Eris, have you seen that BBC show A Stitch in Time?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM (W6ugU)

175
Black cats exist on escaping souls. As long as you keep breathing, the cat will keep waiting.
Posted by: irright at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (BB7pQ)

That's why you rarely see a ginger with her own black cat.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

176 Or he does, and is just lying his swollen, bleeding ass off.
Posted by: clutch cargo
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His husband call him rose bud?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM (dl6yC)

177 Vox Day just gave Ace a shout-out on his blog. Nice.

https://voxday.net/2021/10/18/the-ideas-they-perpetrate/

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM (OssQ4)

178 Boned. James Boned.
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I think he's attempting reentry!

Posted by: Q at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (UHVv4)

179 The Senate Democrats want a 20 cent/pound fee imposed upon 'virgin plastic' in order to help fund their $3.5 trillion spending spree.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (W6ugU)

Oh, the Paulo could soon be in even Greater Demand!

Posted by: The Paulo at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

180 No, Anna -- do I dare?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

181 I did connect some dots, though--see what you think.

We've been told that Rachel Maddow is leaving, but--hey, wait a minute--she has a contract through 2024 or something.

Durham's indictment of Sussman named "media figures" as placeholders in the indictment, and Rachel was surely in on the Russia-Russia-Russia reporting.

So--maybe?

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (AwPyG)

182 Nice beaver.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 18, 2021 07:23 PM

===

Teh Horde be slippin' in their duties.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 07:29 PM


As the ONT hour approaches, the youngsters go to bed, and the maturation level of Teh Horde rises significantly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

183 But evidence also says that the Covid19 Pfizer mRNA vaccines also can attack your immune system.
Getting vaccinated was not doing Colin Powell any good, and probably hastened his end.
The lies will continue until morale is totally in the toilet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 07:26 PM (tjZg/)


From what has been posted here and elsewhere, it looks like the mRNA garbage opens you up for cancer in a big way, at least until it wears off. If it wears off. I think it was here somebody posted a Dr who was showing the blood panel of a very healthy young patient - and he said if he didn't know the guy's history, he'd think he had AIDS (after 2nd dose).

Dr. Malone who invented the vaccine warned months ago that people's immunity would take a nosedive when the Pfizer (weakest of them all) began to plateau, and we'd see a rise in cases. Exactly what's happening. Damned good thing they censored his videos. Can't have the quack that invented the shit telling people this is the wrong use for it.

Considering it doesn't come close to doing what it was originally promised to do, I see zero reason to do boosters.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (wAnMi)

184 Lesbian bar named Pooosie.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:37 PM (Ti+Tv)

185 -
That's why you rarely see a ginger with her own black cat.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM -
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Indeed. Which outlasts the other?

Posted by: irright at October 18, 2021 07:37 PM (BB7pQ)

186 The VU album with the Banana is good. But Television and Talking Heads did it better.

And of course as HANDSOME DICK MANITOBA sang "I think Lou Reed is a CREEP!"

Also pls purchase and listen to Lou's Metal Machine Music and let us know what you think.

Also also Lester Bangs wrote a few hilarious pieces about Lou.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 18, 2021 07:37 PM (1ais2)

187 I posted this in the last thread and found it quite funny.

Linus Tech Tips builds computer for full Socialist Twitch millionaire Hasanabi.

https://youtu.be/coVxNAYPzWo

Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (vMCab)

188 Fun fact:

Cats will nibble on your dead body, if they are hungry enough. ears and fingers, first.

They are not sentimental creatures.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (AwPyG)

189 Tonypete, my Christmas shopping usually is simple. Bucks for the offspring, booze and a trip to a butcher for friends and aquaintances. If I make it up to Missouri, Santa might bring a carton of smokes. Even this simple routine has been made difficult.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (C1Lsn)

190 Vox Day just gave Ace a shout-out on his blog. Nice.

https://voxday.net/2021/10/18/the-ideas-they-perpetrate/
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

I hope this doesn't mean we have to put pants on and change into a clean tee-shirt.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (mD/uy)

191 185 -
That's why you rarely see a ginger with her own black cat.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM -
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Indeed. Which outlasts the other?
Posted by: irright at October 18, 2021 07:37 PM (BB7pQ)

If the ginger has a lot of freckles, it's no contest.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (Ti+Tv)

192
I'd like a Daniel Craig, shaken no stirred.

-- Overheard at a gay bar

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (V13WU)

193 Just received word that Colon Powell not only had multiple myeloma, he also had Parkinson's.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (dl6yC)


Yep, he was on his way out, covid was probably a blessing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:39 PM (wAnMi)

194 As the ONT hour approaches, the youngsters go to bed, and the maturation level of Teh Horde rises significantly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

Older? yes!

More Mature? not so sure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 07:39 PM (oHd/0)

195 Washington State U football coach fired for refusing Vaccine Mandate.

F U Inslee!

Posted by: Rex B at October 18, 2021 07:39 PM (kromb)

196 Gay Bar name:

Truvada

Posted by: Just a side note at October 18, 2021 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

197 Thes, I tried listening to Metal Machine Music. No thanks. :-P

I know Lou could be an incredible crank. Did a lot of interviews, I believe, where he answered ever question with just 'yes' or 'no.' I think he was sort of the Jerry Lewis of rock.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

198 168 @153

I'll believe it when it happens. They say this every time the polls for Mitch and Nancy drop, and then everyone forgets about it. (there was a rumor about 6 months ago that mitch had cancer, remember?)

But they don't leave--they dare not. Imagine what they know, and can't tell anyone.
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:34

> I hear what you say but she has large breasts and seems to be a loose woman.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 18, 2021 07:40 PM (1ais2)

199 Here's that Mo Tucker documentary, which is I think is really fantastic (and kudos to the filmaker for one heckuva job):

https://tinyurl.com/7h3hxh37

Mo was and is a real original who never had any f*cks to give, she just did her thing and broke all kinds of ground in the process..

And on any given day, my vote for best-ever VU performance is this fking killin'-it live version of "What Goes On":

https://tinyurl.com/5dknr2fa

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Bmy3R)

200 I hope this doesn't mean we have to put pants on and change into a clean tee-shirt.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (mD/uy)


Not sure about us, but Ace might want to brush his fur out once a week.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:40 PM (wAnMi)

201 The Senate Democrats want a 20 cent/pound fee imposed upon 'virgin plastic' in order to help fund their $3.5 trillion spending spree.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (W6ugU)

Some materials like LDPE, that's more than the entire profit margin.

Smells like shitty journalism to me... but I wouldn't put it past the slimy fucks in DC.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:40 PM (6FeV1)

202 As the ONT hour approaches, the youngsters go to bed, and the maturation level of Teh Horde rises significantly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

NUH UH!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:40 PM (mD/uy)

203 Guy, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

204 Eris

Amber Butchart hosts the show, here she is recreating one of Marie Antoinette's more scandalous ensembles.

https://youtu.be/fN4RQiYPSqM

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:41 PM (W6ugU)

205 Bartiromo and her Breasts reported chatter in DC about Mitch (spit) and Pelosi stepping down very soon.
~~~
If true, it is the rats leaving the ship. Be prepared to take care of your own when the ship sinks.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 18, 2021 07:41 PM (IDhUW)

206 Considering it doesn't come close to doing what it was originally promised to do, I see zero reason to do boosters.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought I read that the only real studies they did on the gene therapy shots was animals and they all died.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 18, 2021 07:41 PM (Xpj5t)

207 Considering it doesn't come close to doing what it was originally promised to do, I see zero reason to do boosters.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (wAnMi)

And better? FDA is signaling that mixing and matching the shots for boosters, will be AOK in their book.

Even though there had not been any testing at all, on the subject.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

208 Gay Bar name:

Truvada
Posted by: Just a side note

They just pack 'em in!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:41 PM (mD/uy)

209 I think House of Pain's "Jump Around" is the unofficial HQ theme song. What with all the jumping around the page does on a refresh. With a Kindle, anyway. Gah!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 07:42 PM (OssQ4)

210 Speaking of rumors, there's some that Nazi Nancy will quit as speaker once the budget/'infrastructure' finally passes.

But there's been rumors she'll quit forever. She never does. She'll probably insist on being buried with her gavel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

211 I'll believe it when it happens. They say this every time the polls for Mitch and Nancy drop, and then everyone forgets about it. (there was a rumor about 6 months ago that mitch had cancer, remember?)

But they don't leave--they dare not. Imagine what they know, and can't tell anyone.
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (AwPyG)
************
Right now KY has a Democrat governor and the governors race isn't till 2023. Mitch just won re-election. He can step down from his position, but unfortunately needs to stay put depending on how the 2022 Senate races turn out.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 07:43 PM (NpAcC)

212 Cats will nibble on your dead body, if they are hungry enough. ears and fingers, first.
--------------------------
I don't know if true, but a commenter (here I think) said that a cat will begin eating a dead owner after a week but a dog will only do it as a last resort after a month.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 07:43 PM (UHVv4)

213 @198

And Trump liked her, and Trump is a connoisseur, after all

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)

214 She'll probably insist on being buried with her gavel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

Well, I'd like to stick that gavel......

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2021 07:44 PM (IHyjr)

215 Trailer prices are crazy. This is a 2014 6x10' utility trailer. I paid 2k for it. The guy I bought it from said that a couple of guys tried to lowball the price. I've been looking at trailers and knew exactly what they were going for. What seems interesting to me is that I see ads for campers, tent trailers and fifth wheels. I don't see a lot of ads for regular travel trailers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)

216 I think House of Pain's "Jump Around" is the unofficial HQ theme song. What with all the jumping around the page does on a refresh. With a Kindle, anyway. Gah!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 07:42 PM (OssQ

I thought you were referring to the discussion in the comments. We definitely jump around.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 18, 2021 07:44 PM (2DOZq)

217 Please let this be true...


Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Chicago Threatens to Withhold Retirement Benefits From Police Officers Who Retire Rather than Submit to City's COVID Vaccine Mandate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 18, 2021 07:44 PM (jOcSX)

218 But there's been rumors she'll quit forever. She never does. She'll probably insist on being buried with her gavel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

That can be arranged.

Just bury that fucker right up there so hard that even the best proctologist could ever even hope to remove it...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:44 PM (6FeV1)

219 Cats will nibble on your dead body, if they are hungry enough. ears and fingers, first.

They are not sentimental creatures.
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM (AwPyG)


Most don't bother to wait until you're dead.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 18, 2021 07:44 PM (P4LRL)

220 210 But there's been rumors she'll quit forever. She never does. She'll probably insist on being buried with her gavel.

I can suggest a place for that gavel...

Posted by: Toni-not an anti-vaxxer, just Mrs. Doubt Pfizer at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (PgM6e)

221 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)

222 Nevergiveup, I know whatcha mean. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

223
The Senate Democrats want a 20 cent/pound fee imposed upon 'virgin plastic' in order to help fund their $3.5 trillion spending spree.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (W6ugU)

__________

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, even from Senate Democrats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (/U27+)

224 Warai and Toni, yup and yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

225 Vox Day just gave Ace a shout-out on his blog. Nice.
https://voxday.net/2021/10/18/the-ideas-they-perpetrate/
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

===

I hope this doesn't mean we have to put pants on and change into a clean tee-shirt.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:38 PM


We do have standards, you know.

Just because Vox Day mentions ace doesn't mean we abandon them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

226 The extent of my Lou Reed knowledge was gleaned from the "Trainspotting" soundtrack--which was pretty good.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (DTX3h)

227 I think House of Pain's "Jump Around" is the unofficial HQ theme song.

The hell you say.

Posted by: zombie lemmy kilmister at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (QU5/8)

228 My cat likes to come sleep on my side, but shows up around 4 in the morning for that. She likes to sleep somewhere else for most of the night. The old dog sleeps in the hallway, on a pad. Young dog has a spot set up next to the bed. If I get up in the night, he gets in my spot and pretends like he's sound asleep.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (5HBd1)

229 175
Black cats exist on escaping souls. As long as you keep breathing, the cat will keep waiting.
Posted by: irright at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (BB7pQ)

That's why you rarely see a ginger with her own black cat.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:35 PM
'Who is this Roy that is so learned in the ways of science?'

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (0OP+5)

230 You just know that French & Goldberg are watching the Steele interview drooling, sticking pins in their Trump voodoo doll, with a turgid erection for the first time in 20 years. #SteeleIsViagraForCucks

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (MFZ8i)

231 -
I don't know if true, but a commenter (here I think) said that a cat will begin eating a dead owner after a week but a dog will only do it as a last resort after a month.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 07:43 PM -
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I would eat you yesterday.

Posted by: Shep! at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (BB7pQ)

232 The extent of my Lou Reed knowledge was gleaned from the "Trainspotting" soundtrack--which was pretty good.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (DTX3h)

Lou Reed makes talk tracks.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (2DOZq)

233 @217

That Chicago union head has announced he will run for mayor.

So he's not backing down, anytime soon

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (AwPyG)

234 227 I think House of Pain's "Jump Around" is the unofficial HQ theme song.

The hell you say.
Posted by: zombie lemmy kilmister at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (QU5/

Don't worry, lemmy, yours is the Official theme song.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (6FeV1)

235 The reason they want the tax?

To help fight climate change and reduce waste they claim. This will impact everything made in the US of plastic. So Beijing will get more business as a result.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:47 PM (W6ugU)

236 antisocial justice beatnik, that soundtrack is what first introduced me to Blur. Great and criminally overlooked 1990s band IMHO. They should have had the success Oasis and Coldplay got.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

237 223
The Senate Democrats want a 20 cent/pound fee imposed upon 'virgin plastic' in order to help fund their $3.5 trillion spending spree.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (W6ugU)

__________

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, even from Senate Democrats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 07:45 PM (/U27+)

How can you have a virgin if she's plastic? Plastic hippies have no bippies.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 18, 2021 07:47 PM (qvjMx)

238 I hope that this guy whose family came from Cuba and who is running against AOC is genuine because his ad is great.
The site has a description of the ad but it's good to see it, Scroll quarter of the way down.

https://tinyurl.com/7a3nbkkm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 07:48 PM (ueGNX)

239 Smells like shitty journalism to me... but I wouldn't put it past the slimy fucks in DC.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:40 PM (6FeV1)


they hate plastic, and think it is used only because it is cheap and people are stupid.

The mythology about plastic is that it is morally destructive. However, it is what is keeping their milk and kombucha prices within reach.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:49 PM (KbLYZ)

240
You just know that French & Goldberg are watching the Steele interview drooling, sticking pins in their Trump voodoo doll, with a turgid erection for the first time in 20 years. #SteeleIsViagraForCucks
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (MFZ8i)

FACT CHECK: This statement is FALSE.

Steele has no dick. Which means he can't fuck their wives, which means they can't get it up for him.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 07:49 PM (/KPLX)

241 227 I think House of Pain's "Jump Around" is the unofficial HQ theme song.

The hell you say.
Posted by: zombie lemmy kilmister at October 18, 2021 07:46 PM (QU5/

Pretty sure jump around belongs to the Wisconsin Badgers.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 18, 2021 07:49 PM (qvjMx)

242 TPTB have to get all the money from the ChiVi while the gettings good. They are not about the health of the people.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 18, 2021 07:49 PM (IDhUW)

243 I think they should tax "ugly". That would mostly effect demomcrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2021 07:50 PM (IHyjr)

244 Destroying the players who are manipulating the markets for their own investments may be necessary to allow the clearing of these bad debts.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:31 PM (KbLYZ)
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We'll destroy the players the day we destroy DeepState.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:51 PM (dl6yC)

245 @230

I am more hopeful that the Steele interview is a good sign. sounds like they're trying to get ahead of something, doesn't it?

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:51 PM (AwPyG)

246 Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:49 PM (KbLYZ)

Medical supplies alone makes any negatives negligible.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 18, 2021 07:51 PM (2DOZq)

247 "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't"

Some of these brain dead slogans don't age very well either. From the rainbow colored yard phylactery:

"Woman's Rights Are Human Rights".

Now say those words before a tranny, or a gender fluid, or non-binary, or whatever. So does a person lose their human rights as they alter their gender through the day?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 07:51 PM (+LCoQ)

248 The mythology about plastic is that it is morally destructive. However, it is what is keeping their milk and kombucha prices within reach.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 07:49 PM (KbLYZ)

Another possibility:

new taxes would kill any possibility of profits on low-end commodity level resins from US/North America.... but can totally be worked with on shittier quality resins from China...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)

249 @244

I think that's the idea. If you take away the corrupt money from the Deep State, you take away their oxygen.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:52 PM (AwPyG)

250 The Ewok was. Kaboom kid. He'd never shell out the licensing fee for an official song. If we pressed him, we'd end up with a .midi of Baby Shark in the background.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 07:52 PM (QU5/8)

251 "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't"

That is completely fucking retarded. If a vaccine protects you from a disease then the unvaccinated are of no consequence or effect to you. But people actually believe this shit because they're fucking stupid.

Tire iron time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 18, 2021 07:53 PM (II3Gr)

252 Isn't Colin Powell an unindicted War Criminal?

I can't keep track anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:53 PM (6FeV1)

253 Was in one of the premier liquor stores (tasting table and such) in NoVa today, ordinarily stocked with plenty of good stuff. With all the gaps in the shelves, it looked like they were half depleted, especially in the bourbon department. I repeat. They. Are. Running. Out. Of. Booze. Joe Biden and Pete Bootybritches, what can't they fuck up? Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 07:54 PM (kR3Q3)

254
I am more hopeful that the Steele interview is a good sign. sounds like they're trying to get ahead of something, doesn't it?
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:51 PM (AwPyG)

No. Except perhaps a book deal for Steele. He is cashing in. The people paying him for this network hit are spiking the ball. Don't kid yourself.

#NobodyIsComing

#TwoTrillionWeeks

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 07:54 PM (/KPLX)

255 Isn't Colin Powell an unindicted War Criminal?

I can't keep track anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:53 PM (6FeV1)

Unindicted War Stopper.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 18, 2021 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

256 "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't"

That is completely fucking retarded. If a vaccine protects you from a disease then the unvaccinated are of no consequence or effect to you. But people actually believe this shit because they're fucking stupid.

Tire iron time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw

Jeepers !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 07:55 PM (arJlL)

257 I think House of Pain's "Jump Around" is the unofficial HQ theme song. What with all the jumping around the page does on a refresh. With a Kindle, anyway. Gah!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


Those are just glitches in the matrix. You shouldn't see them.

You took the yellow-spotted pill, didn't you?

Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2021 07:55 PM (P1f+c)

258 I get the feeling I just gave Eris a new shiny to watch

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:55 PM (W6ugU)

259 I don't know if true, but a commenter (here I think) said that a cat will begin eating a dead owner after a week but a dog will only do it as a last resort after a month.

Now I am curious how that request for funding application was worded for that study.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 07:55 PM (+LCoQ)

260 "Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't"

If it takes out just one Deep-Stater...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 07:56 PM (kR3Q3)

261 I figure the Mitch and Nancy rumors are a lot like when Meghan Markle announced that the Queen was going to hand-bake her a cake for her birthday. (I am not making it up.)

Wishcasting.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:56 PM (AwPyG)

262 I don't know if true, but a commenter (here I think) said that a cat will begin eating a dead owner after a week but a dog will only do it as a last resort after a month.

Now I am curious how that request for funding application was worded for that study.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 07:55 PM (+LCoQ)

How they got the pet owners to sign up for the double blind study is a good question.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 07:57 PM (eoQWY)

263 261 I figure the Mitch and Nancy rumors are a lot like when Meghan Markle announced that the Queen was going to hand-bake her a cake for her birthday. (I am not making it up.)

Wishcasting.
Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:56 PM (AwPyG)

What the Queen actually said was "Who will rid me of this chocolate tart?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2021 07:57 PM (6FeV1)

264 Now I am curious how that request for funding application was worded for that study.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Just like all the others;

1) find a previously approved application
2) copy it verbatim
3) change a few words
4) Profit!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 07:58 PM (mD/uy)

265 That is completely fucking retarded. If a vaccine protects you from a disease then the unvaccinated are of no consequence or effect to you. But people actually believe this shit because they're fucking stupid.


One of the side effects of the mRNA Kill Shot is brain fog.

I'm waiting for the second or third booster shot to be ordered and taken so that the depopulation effort will succeed in permanently removing these parasites from our society.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 07:58 PM (+LCoQ)

266 223
The Senate Democrats want a 20 cent/pound fee imposed upon 'virgin plastic' in order to help fund their $3.5 trillion spending spree.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (W6ugU)

Toss in one pellet of recycled plastic into a gaylord of fresh and it's no longer virgin - the "one pellet rule". No brainer.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:58 PM (Ti+Tv)

267 @262

I heard the cat/dog thing from a coroner.

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 07:58 PM (AwPyG)

268 As the ONT hour approaches, the youngsters go to bed, and the maturation level of Teh Horde rises significantly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)


Don't blow smoke up my ass and tell me my asshole has taken up smoking.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 07:59 PM (F0YaR)

269 "I think House of Pain's "Jump Around" is the unofficial HQ theme song."
"Pretty sure jump around belongs to the Wisconsin Badgers."


I used to participate in that back when I went to a lot of Badger games. That's almost 30 years ago, where the hell did that time go?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 18, 2021 08:00 PM (4thlk)

270 We'll destroy the players the day we destroy DeepState.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 07:51 PM (dl6yC)


And we pray for that day.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 08:00 PM (KbLYZ)

271 That's almost 30 years ago, where the hell did that time go?
Posted by: lowandslow at October 18, 2021 08:00 PM (4thlk)

Right down the toilet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 18, 2021 08:01 PM (II3Gr)

272 "Jump around" was the official song for the Angels when they won the WS. (2002?) The monkey mascot got everyone fired up.

Nearly twenty years ago, yikes

Posted by: artemis at October 18, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)

273 >>> 142
.....
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

-- some dead poet who probably doesn't know what he's talking about
Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2021 07:27 PM (P1f+c)

Well duh, that guy is like old and white and racist and stuff!

Posted by: Super SMAHHRRRT College Karen at October 18, 2021 08:02 PM (ACi07)

274 243 I think they should tax "ugly". That would mostly effect demomcrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2021 07:50 PM (IHyjr)


*applies makeup* yeah.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 08:02 PM (F0YaR)

275
*applies makeup* yeah.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 08:02 PM (F0YaR)

Why am I now hearing "Goodbye Horses"?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 18, 2021 08:04 PM (II3Gr)

276 As the ONT hour approaches, the youngsters go to bed, and the maturation level of Teh Horde rises significantly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2021 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)


https://stoatnet.org/morons.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at October 18, 2021 08:05 PM (P4LRL)

277 266 223
The Senate Democrats want a 20 cent/pound fee imposed upon 'virgin plastic' in order to help fund their $3.5 trillion spending spree.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 07:34 PM (W6ugU)

Toss in one pellet of recycled plastic into a gaylord of fresh and it's no longer virgin - the "one pellet rule". No brainer.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 07:58 PM
That's an old Louisiana rule, the 'one pellet' rule.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

278 Try Craig's List, around here there are pages.
Of course, my price range, under 10 with a preferred 7 is pretty tight.

It was raining them in August but just beginning to shop I didn't realize it.

Now, I check every day.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 08:06 PM (dl6yC)

279 MoMe week has officially begun. Weasel is here safe and sound. He has gotten is chicken fried steak and all is well.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:06 PM (HHmsi)

280 I have better luck with Facebook Marketplace than Craigslist. Don't know why.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 08:07 PM (5HBd1)

281 The Weasel leads.

The Horde will follow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:08 PM (mD/uy)

282 We did it. Yoooo and me. Put him right under the table.

I'll take this to the Captain. [thump]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:09 PM (UHVv4)

283 Okay Ace....animals are cool cool. But what about the commenters?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 08:09 PM (irVv4)

284 Didja see how Kanye disguises himself so he can go out in public without being recognized?

https://bit.ly/3BUIu7h

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 08:09 PM (d9FiS)

285 My Suburban with a (no so powerful) 6.2 diesel pulled a 20 ft all over the country.

Didn't try the Rockies but it had no problem in the Smokies.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 08:09 PM (dl6yC)

286 Okay Ace....animals are cool cool. But what about the commenters?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

They're weasels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 08:10 PM (d9FiS)

287 236 antisocial justice beatnik, that soundtrack is what first introduced me to Blur. Great and criminally overlooked 1990s band IMHO. They should have had the success Oasis and Coldplay got.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)


I wasn't familiar with the artists on the soundtrack aside from Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, and Leftfield (due to their work on Shallow Grave) but I definitely dig Blur's track.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 08:11 PM (DTX3h)

288 Tonypete, be seeing you real soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:11 PM (HHmsi)

289 279 MoMe week has officially begun. Weasel is here safe and sound. He has gotten is chicken fried steak and all is well.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:06 PM (HHmsi)
---

Hello Weasel and Ben Had!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

290 Anon, Kanye should just go out as Kim Kardashian and wear head-to-toe pink zentai.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)

291 Hey gray box peoples.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 18, 2021 08:12 PM (EiPf6)

292 -
They're weasels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 08:10 PM (d9FiS) -
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Well, some form of.

Posted by: irright at October 18, 2021 08:12 PM (BB7pQ)

293 We once pulled a 22' Airstream with a '65 Buick station wagon. But it was not a fun trip and thankfully very short. The beefed up '69 Caddy had no problems with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 08:13 PM (5HBd1)

294 Jazz baby was adorable.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 18, 2021 08:13 PM (EiPf6)

295 All Hail Eris, I am so looking forward to meeting you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:14 PM (HHmsi)

296 Evening all! Watched Tucker.. rage meter reminded me why I don't watch him every night. This country is broken. Don't know if it can ever be fixed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:14 PM (nxdel)

297 Ben Had @ 279-Boudin for Weasel, Ben Had. It's the way.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:14 PM (0OP+5)

298 The Horde:
Asking the important questions: How they got the pet owners to sign up for the double blind study is a good question.

Correcting historical quotes: What the Queen actually said was "Who will rid me of this chocolate tart?

Finding solutions: Toss in one pellet of recycled plastic into a gaylord of fresh and it's no longer virgin - the "one pellet rule". No brainer.

Outsourcing for info: I heard the cat/dog thing from a coroner.

And keeping it real: Don't blow smoke up my ass and tell me my asshole has taken up smoking.

Never change Horde, never change.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 18, 2021 08:14 PM (IDhUW)

299 "Try Craig's List"
Posted by: Braenyard

Try my List. Not an aggressive swinging dick in sight, I've holstered them all.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 08:14 PM (kR3Q3)

300 Is something going on at the weekend ? A mome ? How come no one has mentioned it all this time ?????

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 08:15 PM (V13WU)

301 MoMe week has officially begun. Weasel is here safe and sound. He has gotten is chicken fried steak and all is well.

Whoo hoo!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:15 PM (nxdel)

302 Tom Elliott; 7h
Biden @PressSec response to report China's testing hypersonic nuclear missile that orbits the Earth:

"We welcome the competition."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:16 PM (UHVv4)

303 Eromero, he got plenty of fried okra.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:16 PM (HHmsi)

304 I pray for Truth to be revealed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 18, 2021 08:16 PM (IDhUW)

305 Daniel Craig:
if you're going to gay bars and *not* finding aggressive swinging dicks? You're going to the wrong ones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

306 I just had a thought. I bet the most disliked rookie in each FBI field office is given the local MoMee detail. You're not going to get anyone (they're all smarter than you), and you have to spend time with the people you hate more than anyone. I bet they cry in the shower the next day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (/KPLX)

307 Terminal cancer is bad ( who knew). When one has terminal cancer, accoutrements (covid, pneumococcal pneumonia, etc, etc). do not matter. The person died of the primary disease.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (rI0Tt)

308 love the kitty bats! Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Iris at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (6lKe4)

309 MoMe week has officially begun. Weasel is here safe and sound. He has gotten is chicken fried steak and all is well.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:06 PM (HHmsi)

So is that why the chatter on the police scanner has picked up?

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (/Uewv)

310 295 All Hail Eris, I am so looking forward to meeting you.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:14 PM (HHmsi)
---

I hope I don't disappoint!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

311 '69 Caddy pulling an Airstream, poetry.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 08:19 PM (dl6yC)

312 I bet they cry in the shower the next day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (/KPLX)


Why wait? There's plenty of room in the horse trailer.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 18, 2021 08:19 PM (P4LRL)

313 Off Rodney sock!

Posted by: Robert still won't get respect at October 18, 2021 08:19 PM (/Uewv)

314 Eris, that is not possible.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:20 PM (HHmsi)

315 Music end; then talk, Joe!

https://twitter.com/TheFirstonTV/status/
1450197542214438924

[14-second video]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:21 PM (UHVv4)

316 Eris is always fabulous

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 08:22 PM (W6ugU)

317 I bet they cry in the shower the next day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (/KPLX)

Why wait? There's plenty of room in the horse trailer.


I don't think that is the kind of shower the glowie wants - unless he is a Daniel Craig fan.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:22 PM (+LCoQ)

318 @302

>>"We welcome the competition."

Translation:

Psaki: This caught us by complete surprise and who can blame us, right? We got this 1/6 insurrection to worry about and a military full of secret MAGA Klansmen that have to be rooted out. Any way the US could use being busted down a peg or two. The Aristocrats!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2021 08:23 PM (ot81D)

319 Sean Spicer is on Timcastirl tonight

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 18, 2021 08:24 PM (dH/BH)

320 >>> 317 I bet they cry in the shower the next day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM (/KPLX)

Why wait? There's plenty of room in the horse trailer.


I don't think that is the kind of shower the glowie wants - unless he is a Daniel Craig fan.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:22 PM (+LCoQ)

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at October 18, 2021 08:24 PM (ACi07)

321 Anna, that was a fascinating recreation of Marie Antoinette's "informal" gown.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 08:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

322 Appletini. Shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: Craig, Daniel Craig as Bond, James Bond at October 18, 2021 08:25 PM (d9FiS)

323 The glowie at the TX MoMee shouldn't be hard to find.

"So how y'all like my designer shorts? I just stole 'em from some climate change believer at the Gap."

"Hey let's go to the nearest Planned Parenthood office and kill somebody!"

"Let's proceed Randolph!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)

324 Biden @PressSec response to report China's testing hypersonic nuclear missile that orbits the Earth:

"We welcome the competition."


Hopefully China will use DC as a demonstration site for this competition.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:26 PM (+LCoQ)

325 Gotta cash it in. Need to get a nap so that I can go hog hunting at about 2 Oclock. They are back

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:26 PM (HHmsi)

326 Yep - see you soon Sister!

There better be liquor stores between here and there!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:26 PM (mD/uy)

327 Wow, WH is now arranging events with the panache and skill of the local RenFaire.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 08:27 PM (KbLYZ)

328 Kindltot, that would explain why most of the men are wearing tights

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

329 325 Gotta cash it in. Need to get a nap so that I can go hog hunting at about 2 Oclock. They are back
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2021 08:26 PM (HHmsi)
---

From a helicopter, using a machine gun? Blaring "Flight of the Valkyrie? That's how I picture it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

330 Funny comment:

JackPosobiec; 7h
I guess China didn't give Milley a head's up before their space nuke launch

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:28 PM (UHVv4)

331 Hopefully China will use DC as a demonstration site for this competition.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:26 PM (+LCoQ)

They wouldn't bomb one of their own provincial capitals. The enemy is in the hinterlands.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:29 PM (/KPLX)

332 Joe's son:
makes millions fleecing world leaders

Milley's son:
doing 5 to 7 for holding up a Baltimore 7-Eleven

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)

333 From a helicopter, using a machine gun? Blaring "Flight of the Valkyrie? That's how I picture it.

No Love for me?

Posted by: Napalm at October 18, 2021 08:30 PM (+LCoQ)

334 @330

>>JackPosobiec; 7h
I guess China didn't give Milley a head's up before their space nuke launch.


I don't care how big of a CCP Cuck Milly is, that's got to sting a little bit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2021 08:30 PM (Ge/GE)

335 The glowie at the TX MoMee shouldn't be hard to find.

OK, I didn't try real hard but I did spend a few minutes surfing around trying to find a bulk lot of cheap plastic ray-ban look-alikes. No luck.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 18, 2021 08:30 PM (nfrXX)

336 Didja see Groot name calling?

Mayor Beetlejuice (D-Chicago) Says Police Dept Is Inducing Insurrection By Refusing To Get A Vaccine

-
Damn insurrection-inducing cops!

Posted by: Craig, Daniel Craig as Bond, James Bond at October 18, 2021 08:31 PM (d9FiS)

337 Update on my condition:

No fever, very few aches and pains. My skin felt hyper-sensitive over the weekend, but that feeling dissipated for the first time this morning. I've got a persistent cough, but no phlegm comes up when I cough. I'm mostly better, but I don't think I'll be able to work out anytime soon, because as soon as I exert myself I start coughing - I don't think my lung capacity has diminished, however.

All in all, I'd say I'm glad I took the IVM, but I'll also say that COVID isn't exactly a walk in the park. The worst is over, but I think full recovery will take a while. I've had it for 5 days thus far, so I feel fortunate that I'm as recovered as I am.

Posted by: Vaxless in CT at October 18, 2021 08:31 PM (mdjgu)

338 Being 29 is the pits. I hurt my rhomboid muscle having a stretch laying in bed!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 18, 2021 08:32 PM (EiPf6)

339 So Oberlin College trannies are upset about the big bad men Oberlin hired to install new radiators.

https://tinyurl.com/5c6vpyxn

Link goes to Power Line.

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 08:32 PM (elfjD)

340 Eris, that is not possible.
Posted by: Ben Had


You better like her!

Eris is our pal (Shibumi and me).

She's a Michigangsta!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 08:33 PM (tjZg/)

341 Lori Lightfoot is soooo hostile to the CPD... I'm surprised one of them hasn't "accidentally" shot that weird mutant yet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:33 PM (/KPLX)

342 Vaxless, get yourself a pulse oximeter. You can get one for less than $30 and it's worth it to keep up with your oxygen saturation. Take it from one who wound up with Covid pneumonia.

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2021 08:33 PM (wyw4S)

343 I guess China didn't give Milley a head's up before their space nuke launch
Posted by: andycanuck

Not even in his fortune cookie?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 08:34 PM (d9FiS)

344 so "Insurrectionist" is the worst thing ever now?

Nice to know. I can go back to being a misogynist and a homophobe. What a relief

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 08:34 PM (KbLYZ)

345 Vaxless,
Keep taking zinc, D and vitamin C, plus the IV if you still have it. Baby aspirin would be helpful too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 08:34 PM (5HBd1)

346 Those are just glitches in the matrix. You shouldn't see them.

You took the yellow-spotted pill, didn't you?
Posted by: mikeski

It's like them fnords.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 08:35 PM (OssQ4)

347 All in all, I'd say I'm glad I took the IVM, but I'll also say that COVID isn't exactly a walk in the park. The worst is over, but I think full recovery will take a while. I've had it for 5 days thus far, so I feel fortunate that I'm as recovered as I am.
Posted by: Vaxless in CT at October 18, 2021 08:31 PM (mdjgu)

Bummer, but I'm glad you're through the worst of it. Make sure to drink plenty of tea with plenty of whiskey mixed in.

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 08:35 PM (elfjD)

348 All in all, I'd say I'm glad I took the IVM, but I'll also say that COVID isn't exactly a walk in the park. The worst is over, but I think full recovery will take a while. I've had it for 5 days thus far, so I feel fortunate that I'm as recovered as I am.
Posted by: Vaxless in CT

You should take a dose of Ivermectin every 48 hours, if you are sick.
Also, if you take Quercetin and Zinc (sulfate) that helps a lot too. Quercetin acts a lot like HCQ as an ionophore , transports the Zinc across the cell membrane to kill the corona virus.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 08:36 PM (tjZg/)

349 338 Being 29 is the pits. I hurt my rhomboid muscle having a stretch laying in bed!
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 18, 2021 08:32 PM (EiPf6)

----------------------

I have to be very careful when stretching on the bed. A little too far, and I get the most painful charley horse in my calf.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 08:36 PM (CAJOC)

350 Posted by: Vaxless in CT at October 18, 2021 08:31 PM (mdjgu)

Hope you continue to feel better. Hubbys cousin had it several months ago. It was bad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:36 PM (nxdel)

351 Lori Lightfoot is soooo hostile to the CPD... I'm surprised one of them hasn't "accidentally" shot that weird mutant yet.

Word on the street is that the cartels and criminal gangs have rented u-hauls waiting for their opportunity to hit Michigan Avenue once Beetlejuice cripples the city over her vanity edicts.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:36 PM (+LCoQ)

352 Eris, you should tell Ben Had the story of the Meat Lab.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 08:36 PM (ACi07)

353 Bozo and Shibumi tolerate me!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 08:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

354 Meat Lab?

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 08:37 PM (elfjD)

355 333 From a helicopter, using a machine gun? Blaring "Flight of the Valkyrie? That's how I picture it.

No Love for me?
Posted by: Napalm at October 18, 2021 08:30 PM (+LCoQ)


I will love the smell of you more than the Paste-Eater will ever love the smell of pre-pubescent girls' hair; I promise.

Posted by: LTC Kilgore at October 18, 2021 08:37 PM (DTX3h)

356 Eris, you should tell Ben Had the story of the Meat Lab.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


I'll never get over Macho Grande, and I'll never get over the Meat Lab.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 08:38 PM (tjZg/)

357
There better be liquor stores between here and there!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:26 PM (mD/uy)


Specs.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

358 Word on the street is that the cartels and criminal gangs have rented u-hauls waiting for their opportunity to hit Michigan Avenue once Beetlejuice cripples the city over her vanity edicts.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Striking a blow for social justice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 08:38 PM (d9FiS)

359 All in all, I'd say I'm glad I took the IVM, but I'll also say that COVID isn't exactly a walk in the park. The worst is over,

You still need to find a scapegoat to pin the infection on.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:38 PM (+LCoQ)

360 A little too far, and I get the most painful charley horse in my calf.

Happens to me sometimes in the middle of the night. Hurts like hell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:39 PM (nxdel)

361 Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't


You know who has two thumbs and killed Colin Powell?

This guy!

*preens*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 08:39 PM (OYUie)

362 Bozo and Shibumi tolerate me!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord


You know you have an open invitation to come and visit. We have lots of chores for you to do. There is a half cord of wood to be split. And all those leaves we have to rake, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (tjZg/)

363 Quinine helps with leg cramps. And the stuff I got doesn't have a bitter taste to it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (5HBd1)

364 Our DIL got our corgi Lily, who will be two in December, a halloween outfit, a onesie, it's a pumpkin with a little hood, her front short legs go into the short legs of the outfit, it's perfect.

Snug. Just right.

But Lily, she's the corgi, asked me, "does this pumpkin outfit make me look fat?"

I said "no," but Lily can read me like a book. Not sincere enough.

She is not wearing it now, but she is hiding from me.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (4ZE6o)

365 Yeah I'm gonna need a ride to the nearest liquor store Friday. I can only sneak so much tequila in my carry on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (nxdel)

366 Posted by: Vaxless in CT at October 18, 2021 08:31 PM (mdjgu)

I hope you continue to improve. I estimate it took approximately 6 weeks for me to completely recover early last year. The persistent dry cough, general fatigue, and really, really weird chest aches took a while to get over.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (DTX3h)

367 We're gonna get a bunch of commenters with the same hash, aren't we?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (OssQ4)

368 Hell, if a cop "accidentally" shot Lightfoot, he could just be like "shit, you guys... I thought it was a malevolent forest sprite from the old country! Oh well, call my union rep."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:41 PM (/KPLX)

369 >>> 367 We're gonna get a bunch of commenters with the same hash, aren't we?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (OssQ4)

Heh. Was it two years ago that hogmartin was chatting with SMH from across the carport?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 08:42 PM (ACi07)

370 365 Yeah I'm gonna need a ride to the nearest liquor store Friday. I can only sneak so much tequila in my carry on.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (nxdel)


Hrothgar and I stop on the way. Can't come empty-handed!

What do you all want me to buy?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

371 You know you have an open invitation to come and visit. We have lots of chores for you to do. There is a half cord of wood to be split. And all those leaves we have to rake, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (tjZg/)
---

I really wanted to, and meant to, but I'm taking care of Mom through her recent broken hip (she insists I go to Texas though).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 18, 2021 08:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

372 I thought you would like that episode.

Puts new light on an age old problem, some humans think politics is the end all and be all. Marie wasn't an operator like them. Well the guillotine sorted out that lot toute suite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 08:43 PM (W6ugU)

373 I shouted out
Who killed the Colin Powell?
When after all
It was you and me

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 08:43 PM (d9FiS)

374 Jewells - seek me out at the Hampster.

And if you don't care for my driving, stay off the sidewalk!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:43 PM (mD/uy)

375 We're gonna get a bunch of commenters with the same hash, aren't we?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (OssQ4)


You're new around here?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:43 PM (+LCoQ)

376 So is that why the chatter on the police scanner has picked up?
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at October 18, 2021 08:18 PM

I'm sticking with the Nat'l Guard bands, myself.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 08:43 PM (OssQ4)

377 Suggestion for the TX MoMee:

Get some Skrewball (peanut butter flavored bourbon) and Howler Head (banana flavored whiskey).

Invent a drink called the Elvis!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)

378
374 Jewells - seek me out at the Hampster.

And if you don't care for my driving, stay off the sidewalk!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:43 PM (mD/uy)


You taking us on the booze run?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:44 PM (TdMsT)

379 367 We're gonna get a bunch of commenters with the same hash, aren't we?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (OssQ4)

----------------------

Maybe Pixy can give them a special hash just for the occasion. TMOME or something similar.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 08:44 PM (CAJOC)

380
Eris, you should tell Ben Had the story of the Meat Lab.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 08:36 PM


and the ice cream!

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2021 08:44 PM (DUIap)

381 Get some Skrewball (peanut butter flavored bourbon) and Howler Head (banana flavored whiskey).

Invent a drink called the Elvis!
Posted by: qdpsteve

A drink that refined deserves to be constructed as such;

1) Take swig from Skrewball bottle
2) Take swig from Howler Head bottle
3) Swish around in mouth
4) Swallow (don't even you guys)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:46 PM (mD/uy)

382 You know you have an open invitation to come and visit. We have lots of chores for you to do. There is a half cord of wood to be split. And all those leaves we have to rake, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 08:40 PM (tjZg/)


A flamethrower would help with the leaves... just sayin' ...

Posted by: Boji at October 18, 2021 08:46 PM (Agr8U)

383 JackPosobiec; 7h
I guess China didn't give Milley a head's up before their space nuke launch
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

DAMN!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 08:46 PM (OssQ4)

384 Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't


Is Colin Powell the Christ figure in this hagiography?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:46 PM (+LCoQ)

385 >>> 381
.....
4) Swallow (don't even you guys)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:46 PM (mD/uy)

As if the Horde can refrain from commenting, *especially* when you tell them not to.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 08:47 PM (ACi07)

386 You taking us on the booze run?
Posted by: Ladyl

Happy to! But no directions like - "YOU SHOULD HAVE TURNED BACK THERE!!"

*points over shoulder*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:47 PM (mD/uy)

387 We're gonna get a bunch of commenters with the same hash, aren't we?

If it's good hash. Teh Horde knows when to share.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 08:47 PM (SchxB)

388 Just heard from Marine son. His Howitzer malfunctioned and the charges blew out the breach. No one seriously hurt, but they're all shaken up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)

389 Off damned commuting dog sock ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 18, 2021 08:48 PM (Agr8U)

390 384 Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't


Is Colin Powell the Christ figure in this hagiography?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:46 PM (+LCoQ)

---------------------

What? And displace St. Fauci? Are you mad?!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 08:48 PM (CAJOC)

391 Maybe Pixy can give them a special hash just for the occasion. TMOME or something similar.

I'm pretty sure that no one is going to give the credentials to their ranch WiFi to a bunch of Morons.

It will be a test of the various mobile data suppliers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:48 PM (+LCoQ)

392
Happy to! But no directions like - "YOU SHOULD HAVE TURNED BACK THERE!!"

*points over shoulder*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:47 PM (mD/uy)


Ummm.. you've talked to NaCly Dog, haven't you?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:49 PM (TdMsT)

393 388 Just heard from Marine son. His Howitzer malfunctioned and the charges blew out the breach. No one seriously hurt, but they're all shaken up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)


Oof. Glad they're okay.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 08:49 PM (DTX3h)

394 Is Colin Powell the Christ figure in this hagiography?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:46 PM (+LCoQ)

---------------------

What? And displace St. Fauci? Are you mad?!


Pro Tip: There are two members remaining in the Holy Trinity.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:49 PM (+LCoQ)

395 388 Just heard from Marine son. His Howitzer malfunctioned and the charges blew out the breach. No one seriously hurt, but they're all shaken up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)


Oh, crap, sir. Glad no one was hurt, but prayers for your boy and his teammates.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (Agr8U)

396 Ladyl if you're serious I'll text you and pay you back when I get there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (nxdel)

397 Just heard from Marine son. His Howitzer malfunctioned and the charges blew out the breach. No one seriously hurt, but they're all shaken up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yeah, that'll do it. Thank God all are well.

Normal folks forget how often training workups can go sideways.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (mD/uy)

398
As if the Horde can refrain from commenting, *especially* when you tell them not to.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 08:47 PM (ACi07)


I've always considered this a well-disciplined group.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (TdMsT)

399 384 Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't


Chance that Powell was around anyone in the last year who wasntv jabbed-0

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2021 08:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

400 LadyL

Wait. What? Stories of my driving, although epic, were two years ago.

Last year it was about Left Coast Dog. And a bit of the saga of Captain Obvious travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

401 Just heard from Marine son. His Howitzer malfunctioned and the charges blew out the breach. No one seriously hurt, but they're all shaken up.

Good thing they were all vaccinated.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:51 PM (+LCoQ)

402 396 Ladyl if you're serious I'll text you and pay you back when I get there.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (nxdel)


Just tell me want you want, girl!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:51 PM (TdMsT)

403 I've always considered this a well-disciplined group.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (TdMsT)
===

It's the tire irons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2021 08:51 PM (EZebt)

404 I've always considered this a well-disciplined group.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (TdMsT)


Lot of places I could go with that "discipline" comment, ma'am, but I'm going to refrain.

Also, hiya, {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 18, 2021 08:51 PM (Agr8U)

405 Ummm.. you've talked to NaCly Dog, haven't you?

lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:52 PM (nxdel)

406
It's the tire irons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2021 08:51 PM (EZebt)


And the barrel.

The barrel has us all thinking twice.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

407 I've always considered this a well-disciplined group.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:50 PM (TdMsT)


It also helps when you wear that black leather thing, the stilettos and snap the riding crop.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 08:52 PM (+LCoQ)

408 So, LadyL, you are riding with Hrothgar from Love Field?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

409 Ladyl, I texted you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 08:54 PM (nxdel)

410 It also helps when you wear that black leather thing, the stilettos and snap the riding crop.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Wait!

Are we talking dressage whip or a long jump bat with wrist loop?


* asking for a friend *

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:54 PM (mD/uy)

411 Jewells45

I also know how to find the good liquor store. LadyL and I found it two years ago.

We can talk when you get in to DAL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

412 Anyway, they're starting an investigation tonight. I told him to answer the questions directly and succinctly, but offer no opinion or speculation. Unfortunately, they'll be looking to pin it on someone and a PFC is a good target.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2021 08:56 PM (kTF2Z)

413 What the hell?! Cat bats! They are cute!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 08:58 PM (RoIW/)

414 Reuben Hick

This is about All Hail Eris, or AtC, right?

♬ ♩

A snarl or a sneer, and a whip that stings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

♪ ♫

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

415 I told him to answer the questions directly and succinctly, but offer no opinion or speculation.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Always good fatherly advice.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)

416 Y The last man canceled, who would have thought a show about every mammal with a Y chromosome dies ignores that fact and lets trans Women live along with non-binary.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 18, 2021 08:59 PM (dKiJG)

417 Duke Lowell

Glad you son is OK.

Training accidents = lesson's learned. And stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

418 A snarl or a sneer, and a whip that stings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

I'll never hear that song the same way again. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:00 PM (mD/uy)

419 Okay NaCly, sounds like a plan!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 09:00 PM (nxdel)

420 This time...our guys ...the poll watchers will be packing and trained or you will hang.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (VUczW)

421 ONT nood. Also best wishes in the inquisition to your son, Duke.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 18, 2021 09:02 PM (Agr8U)

422 ONT time

Posted by: Oddbob at October 18, 2021 09:02 PM (nfrXX)

423 Thanks for the MoMeet weather.

I remember freezing my ass off Saturday night last year. I will be prepared this year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

424 Y The last man canceled

My wife really dug that comic. So we watched the first episode. I predicted it would be terrible, and I was not wrong. It was like someone watched The Walking Dead and said, "You know, this show is good but too fast-paced and not dreary enough."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (QU5/8)

425 some possible moisture friday morning, then dry all weekend.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 06:49 PM (evAgx)

Sounds like my wife.
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at October 18, 2021 06:51 PM (65CAf)

Yesterday was absolutely gorgeous here in Southern Alberta. Sunny, blue skies, slight breeze, 70 degrees out. Just like a June day. Today: 44 degrees, and windy, and gloomy. Snow is in the air. Glad to be heading South on Wednesday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (BmcRq)

426 Re: the gay Superman thing, am I the only 29 year old here who stopped reading or caring about comic books sometime during the Johnson administration?

(Lyndon, not Andrew. I'm not Vic.)
Posted by: a.moron at October 18, 2021 06:57 PM (F6Xpw)

I haven't read a comic book since the Fabulous Furry Freak brothers went out of print. But cultural vandalism is cultural vandalism, even if I have stopped partaking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (BmcRq)

427 There aren't that many things that can cause a howitzer breech to blow off. I've seen it with a recoilless rifle. There really are only two possibilities: the charge detonated prematurely before the breech was closed and locked, so the breech was just being held on by the hinge, or the charge was too high. I guess a remote possibility could be that the projectile didn't clear the barrel.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 09:13 PM (BMmaB)

428 My Suburban with a (no so powerful) 6.2 diesel pulled a 20 ft all over the country.

Didn't try the Rockies but it had no problem in the Smokies.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 08:09 PM (dl6yC)

I had two Diesel Suburbans with the 6.2 engine. Not blazingly fast, but they could tow all day long, and were great on fuel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 09:32 PM (iZhRB)

429 Hell, if a cop "accidentally" shot Lightfoot, he could just be like "shit, you guys... I thought it was a malevolent forest sprite from the old country! Oh well, call my union rep."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 08:41 PM (/KPLX)

Somewhere, there is a cathedral missing a gargoyle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 09:38 PM (iZhRB)

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