Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/18/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“The Hellcat is a breed of its own,” Perez-Ocana said. “It’s a 6.2 with a huge supercharger. I wanted to have a car that captured the most, pure form of American muscle and modern form, and the Hellcat seemed like the best option,” Gabriel Perez-Ocana


Quote II

"No more Waffle House for me. At all," Candy Franklin


Quote III

“While I have never painted before, Hunter has inspired me to immediately begin painting because I’ve always felt I have a talent at that, and could surely get at least $2 million dollars per canvas—and probably a lot more. I will begin immediately. Our Country is crooked as hell! President Donald Trump

Quote IV

"Re-litigating 2020 is a recipe for disaster in 2022. Let’s talk about the future. The election is passed, it’s been certified, the states made decisions on the integrity of each of their elections and made improvements where it need be. It’s about the future, it’s not about the last election, and that — those kind of comments are not constructive. We can win in 2022 and we’re going to, but let’s focus on the important issues of our supply chain, of getting over this pandemic, about freedom, and not the — not the last election." Gov. Asa Hutchinson (RINO-AR)


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NYC continues its attempts to erase all history that doesn't offend its sensibilities.


NEW YORK CITY (WABC) -- The New York City Public Design Commission voted unanimously Monday to move a controversial 188-year-old statue of Thomas Jefferson from the City Council chambers a City Hall.

However, where that statue will be moved to remains up in the air.


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Division I Football has lost a coach.

The coach of the Washington State Cougars has just lost his job because he refused to get the jab:


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Some days I miss the rotary phone and the world before the world wide web.

Mike check 1, 2, 1, 2 — she’s an unruly passenger terrorizing the flight attendant crew.

Armed with a microphone headset and an inflated ego, an unnamed woman is going viral with over 1.9 million social media views for disrupting a commercial flight with her unsolicited COVID-19 musings over the weekend.

“I brought my microphone, I’m going to use it,” insisted the freakish flyer, whose amplified antics were caught on camera and shared by singer Jawny.

The pop musician close-captioned his trending TikTok — which has been hilariously nicknamed “Karens in the Air” — with notes reading: “We are in the air right now,” and “I bought in-flight WiFi just to post this.”

Jawny did not respond to The Post’s request for a comment.

But in his video, flight attendants are seen attempting to stop the “Karen” — wearing a white button-up blouse, dark blue bottoms and a colorful neck scarf — from giving an unauthorized pandemic lecture by threatening to confine her in handcuffs.


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A valid point: How will the emotionally and mentally unstable fair in the "Real World"?

Oberlin College is the pricey liberal arts school which lost a massive defamation lawsuit filed by Gibson’s Bakery back in 2019. Oberlin has a fancy house called Baldwin Cottage which was built in 1886 and which is currently home to the Women and Trans Collective. The school’s website describes the collective as “a close-knit community that provides women and transgendered persons with a safe space for discussion, communal living, and personal development.” Basically it’s a special dorm that has living space for about 30 people.


The student paper, the Oberlin Review, reported last week that the school decided to upgrade the radiators in Baldwin Cottage but, to the dismay of some residents, they sent “cisgender men” to do the work. [emphasis added]


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I'm not a big Bongino fan. However, I like the fact that he fights back.

Cancellation can be a two-way street.

Nowhere is this more true than in the strange world of advertiser-targeting, long seen as a viable strategy on the left to choke off funding to conservative media. Leftist organizations like Media Matters for America and Sleeping Giants have run this grift for years with questionable success. If you’re unfamiliar, here’s how it goes:

Identify successful conservative media entity. Find out who advertises with it. Publicly call advertisers out on social media or through other channels. If possible, get a few more low-wattage blue checkmarks to pile on the outrage. If the advertiser doesn’t respond or doesn’t acquiesce, declare all-out war. If advertiser caves, chalk up another victory — and onward goes the march to ideological uniformity!


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Call me Mr. Boring. I'll stick to my hobbies, "Thank you very much."

From the inspiring to the tragic, ‘Adventure News of the Week’ presents a wrap-up of top news in the world of exploration and adventure. Here’s what you missed this weekend, and a few things to look forward to.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…the world’s fastest nonmotorized human beings? That’s right. The Parachute Association National Championships blasted off from the Skydive Arizona dropzone this weekend. The event, which runs through Oct. 31, is expected to bring 400 skydiving competitors to the American Southwest.

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I guess Pope Francis has a different Holy Bible than I do.

Pope Francis released a video message advocating more left-wing politics on Saturday, in the latest attempt by the Vatican to reassure the world that Catholicism is on the side of social justice. The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a “Good Samaritan,” and provided a moral endorsement of violent BLM rioters.
“Do you know what comes to mind now when, together with popular movements, I think of the Good Samaritan?” the Pope declared. “Do you know what comes to mind? The protests over the death of George Floyd. It is clear that this type of reaction against social, racial or macho injustice can be manipulated or exploited by political machinations or whatever, but the main thing is that, in that protest against this death, there was the Collective Samaritan who is no fool!”

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“Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, you're in the clear. I don't see any negative reactions to this, do you?

The FDA is expected to allow a "mix-and-match" approach for COVID-19 booster shots, The New York Times reported.

The authorization will allow Americans to get a different brand for a booster than what they initially received.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: October 18, 2002 - Ronettes
After a 15 year court battle, New York State's highest court ruled that the Ronettes, did not have the right to share the money earned by their producer Phil Spector through the use of the group's songs in movies, television and advertising. Citing a 1963 contract signed by the group, the court also substantially reduced the amount they stood to gain from royalties on sales of records and compact discs. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: October 18, 1947 - Laura Nyro
Laura Nyro, singer songwriter. Her songs have been recorded by Suzanne Vega, Phoebe Snow, Roseane Cash, Frank Sinatra and Linda Ronstadt. She wrote 'And When I Die' a hit for Blood, Sweat & Tears and 'Stoney End' covered by Barbra Streisand. She died of ovarian cancer on 8th April 1997. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Whatever happen to the days of apples for teachers and pencils and/or pens for student gifts? Genius Award Winner.

Marijuana edibles found in teacher’s reward box for students

An elementary school teacher in South Carolina was arrested after weed edibles were found in a box of prizes meant for her students.

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Another reason to be thankful for the Second Amendment. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Early this morning, a Eugene, Oregon couple was rudely awakened by the sound of a home invader forcing his way into their apartment. The male occupant of the apartment grabbed a firearm and, well, shot the criminal.

According to KEZI . . .

The Eugene Police Department responded to reports of a burglary in progress around 3:40 a.m. at South Crest Apartments on Donald Street. According to officials, neighbors called 911 to report gunfire before patrol officers were able to arrive on scene.


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Först!

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (JjhF7)

2 In early for the ONT. Let's go, Brandon!

Hey there, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)

3 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (mD/uy)

4 Sponge?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (F0YaR)

5 ONT!

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (KtTl3)

6 Evening, Horde...How goes it? Hard to believe TXMOME is just a few days away...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

7 th!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (Agr8U)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: parsimony at October 18, 2021 09:01 PM (X1xq4)

9 When I really think about it, I haven't really trusted a President of the United States since George Washington went back to Mount Vernon to make fine whisky!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

10
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2021 09:02 PM (DUIap)

11 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 09:02 PM (SchxB)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (arJlL)

13 Man, ya blink and suddenly the best you can do is 20th.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (nJHD5)

14 9 When I really think about it, I haven't really trusted a President of the United States since George Washington went back to Mount Vernon to make fine whisky!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

I had heard you were part of his lawn service. True?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)

15 13th

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (nJHD5)

16 Quote II
"No more Waffle House for me. At all," Candy Franklin


Miklos will laugh in her general direction

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:04 PM (mZUr4)

17 I've had a lot of eggs w. cheese at Waffle House before. At no time was a handgun part of the ordering or the eating. I think we are missing part of the story here.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 09:04 PM (W+kMI)

18 Oberlin has always been the go to for loonies.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:04 PM (mD/uy)

19 intrepid

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 09:04 PM (dl6yC)

20 Good evening all!

I began teaching 1984 in class today. The reaction was: What is this???

Posted by: Jmel at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (bVhJi)

21 Woohoo--ONT!!!

Salty Dog--if you're still here--yes the plan is that Sharon, Iris and I will ride with Hrothgar since we're getting in a little earlier. I'm just praying that Hrothgar found a rental.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (TdMsT)

22 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (PlW9M)

23 "No more Waffle House for me. At all," Candy Franklin

If Candy is fully paid up on her interdimensional insurance premiums this episode should be fully covered.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (BJKQV)

24 Benedict is my Pope.
PDT is my President.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

25 Asa Hutchinson is a sorry ass cuck punk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (/KPLX)

26 I had heard you were part of his lawn service. True?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)


I only did the Potomac River side of the estate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

27 21 Woohoo--ONT!!!

Salty Dog--if you're still here--yes the plan is that Sharon, Iris and I will ride with Hrothgar since we're getting in a little earlier. I'm just praying that Hrothgar found a rental.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (TdMsT)

Hrothgar with 3 classy dames? Outstanding.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (aA3+G)

28 That is an awesome Mystery Click, Mis Hum!!!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:07 PM (mZUr4)

29 Thanks for the ONT.

And there is my inborn Catholicism coming into conflict with my distrust of institutions. But the institution is not the enemy- it has been captured by a cabal of it's enemies.

Also, I hate commenting on this phone. I need to get a new, slightly larger one. Getting too old for this shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 18, 2021 09:07 PM (kBuGL)

30 I think we are missing part of the story here.

Yeah I would say so. Like huge chunks of the story are missing. Sloppy reporting as usual.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 09:07 PM (nxdel)

31 >>> 24 Benedict is my Pope.
PDT is my President.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

What, you didn't like my story about the Collective Samaritan?

Posted by: Frankie Goes to Hollywood at October 18, 2021 09:07 PM (ACi07)

32 I'm so effing sick of the left.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:07 PM (TdMsT)

33 "No more Waffle House for me. At all," Candy Franklin

Wut.a.Pussy. Stay home, biatch.

As to gubner Asa, he/she can suck my rebel dick.

As long as it doesn't like it. Then I recant the offer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 09:07 PM (F0YaR)

34 Y The last man canceled, who would have thought a show about every mammal with a Y chromosome dies ignores that fact and lets trans Women live along with non-binary is a joke, loved the fact that society collapsed when men died,I LOL

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 18, 2021 09:08 PM (dKiJG)

35
Hrothgar with 3 classy dames? Outstanding.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (aA3+G)


Hrothgar is pretty damned classy himself!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:08 PM (TdMsT)

36 >>> 23 "No more Waffle House for me. At all," Candy Franklin

If Candy is fully paid up on her interdimensional insurance premiums this episode should be fully covered.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (BJKQV)

Hoon.

Posted by: Wendell at October 18, 2021 09:08 PM (ACi07)

37 That one dude couldn't spring for a bike rack for his car?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 09:09 PM (W+kMI)

38 Another great ONT, thank you MH
The top photo is Mt Shuksan in the North Cascades of WA. Nearby but shrouded by the clouds is Mt Baker. A still active volcano though sleeping. For now.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 18, 2021 09:09 PM (fpRbZ)

39 Dear {{{Hrothgar}}} and {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:09 PM (TdMsT)

40 Evening.

You know, Insty's overnight thread has its redeeming qualities.

https://tinyurl.com/5mhf9y65

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 09:10 PM (elfjD)

41 {{wing}}!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)

42 An elementary school teacher in South Carolina was arrested after weed edibles were found in a box of prizes meant for her students.


Must've been one of those weed-out classes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:10 PM (ViG+e)

43 21 Woohoo--ONT!!!
Salty Dog--if you're still here--yes the plan is that Sharon, Iris and I will ride with Hrothgar since we're getting in a little earlier. I'm just praying that Hrothgar found a rental.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}} Your prayers are answered, I do have a rental car reserved, now it is time to shift our prayers to having that contract honored on Thursday!

Three days to go!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

44 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at October 18, 2021 09:10 PM (PlW9M)

45 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Wonderfully colorful and moody photo up top. Nice tune behind it too!

Whose side is Asa Hutchinson on, anyway? He is forever coming out with Jonah Goldberg-like pronouncements...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 18, 2021 09:10 PM (rwusL)

46 The FDA is expected to allow a "mix-and-match" approach for COVID-19 booster shots, The New York Times reported.

Pick your poison! That's what we say...

Posted by: The CDC at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (vOGqy)

47 Hi {{{Ladyl}}}. You've got mail.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (Agr8U)

48 Didn't Children of Man have a similar storyline- or was it more a sterility thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (kBuGL)

49 Being a Washington State Cougar fan is to have ones heart broken over and over and over...but I will never forgive them, or our asshole gov inslee...a fucking Stalin wannabe be, for firing a coach over a fucking worthless vaccine. As a brave State Patrol officer said: "jay inslee can kiss my ass!"

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (nJHD5)

50 Happy Halloween!

https://tinyurl.com/54k5arhe

Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (elfjD)

51 30 I think we are missing part of the story here.

Yeah I would say so. Like huge chunks of the story are missing. Sloppy reporting as usual.
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Okay, so I've known a couple of Waffle House employees who had a screw loose. But not in a criminal or psycho sort of way, just not very grounded. No worker at a Waffle House just up and pulls a pistol on a customer. Something went down and it wasn't the cheese eggs.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (W+kMI)

52 He's not the Pope, he's a south American commie.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (ziVGf)

53 When I really think about it, I haven't really trusted a President of the United States since George Washington went back to Mount Vernon to make fine whisky!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
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So... you are older than Vic?!? No way!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (rwusL)

54 I think you're supposed to see something here.

Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (elfjD)

55 There is hope for this country!

'Let's Go Brandon' Is the #1 Hip Hop Song in the U.S.

https://pjmedia.com/culture/athena-thorne/2021/10/18/
lets-go-brandon-is-the-1-hip-hop-song-in-the-u-s-n1524824

Drooling' Joe is becoming an unprecedented Presidential laughingstock.

Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (I2/tG)

56 49 Being a Washington State Cougar fan is to have ones heart broken over and over and over...but I will never forgive them, or our asshole gov inslee...a fucking Stalin wannabe be, for firing a coach over a fucking worthless vaccine. As a brave State Patrol officer said: "jay inslee can kiss my ass!"
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (nJHD5)


But at least you had your flag on College Gameday for however many years!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (Agr8U)

57 Hrothgar with 3 classy dames? Outstanding.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Yeah.

What kinda Aftershave does HE use ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (arJlL)

58 I remember when all the lefties taught 1984. It was in every high school and up reading list. And Big Brother was a Republican! Even Hillary used the imagery. Then one day, the "left" realized THEY resembled it, and the book was disappeared. Down the memory hole you might say.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (ELi7c)

59 'swell' is a great word, legally sufficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 18, 2021 09:13 PM (kBuGL)

60 Popes like that may a strong argument for Protestantism.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:13 PM (ViG+e)

61 Benedict is my Pope.
PDT is my President.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

Yes. I am very much a wayward Catholic. But I was born and raised in the Church. My Ma does not speak ill of anyone. But, still, I think she might have issues with "pope" Frankie. I've seen only one Pope picture in her house. John Paul II.

Things are going dark, quickly. Wife and I were just talking about this. She works in a place where shipping is vital. And then, there is her insulin supply.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:13 PM (x8Wzq)

62 You forgot the 5th Dimension covered a number of Laura Nyro's works as well.

I actually prefer Laura's rendition of Wedding Bell Blues to the 5th D.

Same goes for Stoney End; Babs makes a hash of it in my opinion.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

63 Some rat
I agree. Jay Inslee can kiss my ass.
Which, having seen his wife, would be a step up for him.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM (fpRbZ)

64 He's not the Pope, he's a south American commie.

He's not the Pope, he's a very naughty boy.

Posted by: Monty Python Reworded Slightly! at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

65 {{{S'Puppy}}}

Replied! And thank you!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM (TdMsT)

66 https://tinyurl.com/c8mrzuf7

https://tinyurl.com/yn5aajwb

https://tinyurl.com/xypwkw84

https://tinyurl.com/Sofreakinmetal

Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM (elfjD)

67 'Evening, Horde. I'll be a bit scarce, this and tomorrow night, as I've much to do in order to pull things together to be ready to roll for the TxMoMeet.

I'd be delighted were that M-1919 Browning Machine Gun were to make an encore appearance, this year. I'd buy two or three belts, and offer them the replacement cost of a new barrel. Therapy. Been that kind of day.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)

68 Remember when "Is the Pope Catholic?" was a rhetorical question?

Posted by: 29Victor at October 18, 2021 09:15 PM (BJKQV)

69 Gee, four different vehicles with the same desirable Hellcat engine stolen out of a public garage. You might, just might, suspect a car theft ring with an inside man at the garage to finger vehicles is at work, maybe. The airport might want to have an undercover police team plant a car there and see who shows up, maybe.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 09:15 PM (W+kMI)

70 Hrothgar is pretty damned classy himself!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:08 PM (TdMsT)


Maybe I need to upgrade that reservation to a 4WD stretch limo?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

71 The FDA is expected to allow a "mix-and-match" approach for COVID-19 booster shots, The New York Times reported.

It is time to disband the FDA. Clearly there is no need for them since it is no longer a requirement to actually test and study a food or drug. Just have Wallensky or some other mentally disturbed person declare by fiat that a toxin that has killed tens of thousands and maimed hundreds of thousands is "safe" and it really doesn't matter what is forcefully injected into your body just as long as it isn't the Russian version.

Can we please quit pretending that any of this is for health reasons?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:15 PM (+LCoQ)

72 28 That is an awesome Mystery Click, Mis Hum!!!
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:07 PM (mZUr4)

Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:15 PM (aA3+G)

73 "I was fearing for my life because I have been shot before and I just lost a brother to gun violence. All of that was going through my mind," Franklin said.
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Things that make you go, hmmmmm.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 09:16 PM (dl6yC)

74 I agree. Jay Inslee can kiss my ass.
Which, having seen his wife, would be a step up for him.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


Don't give that reptile the benefit of capitol letters...it makes him a proper noun. Worthless piece of political shit.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:16 PM (nJHD5)

75 LadyL, message received. Hrothgar is much man.

Please let me know if there is a change of plans and I can help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

76 Mystery click was a real surprise. Very cool.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 09:16 PM (OssQ4)

77 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2021 09:16 PM (qAR6u)

78 63 Some rat
I agree. Jay Inslee can kiss my ass.
Which, having seen his wife, would be a step up for him.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM (fpRb


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)

79 Posted by: Jim at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)

Say hi to everyone. I really wanted to be there. I'll be there in spirit anyway.

Next year.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)

80 The airport might want to have an undercover police team plant a car there and see who shows up, maybe.

A smart lot manager would have thrown a noose down on the pavement where the car once was parked.

That would bring in dozens of FBI agents for whatever theater of investigation would be performed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:17 PM (+LCoQ)

81 I remember when all the lefties taught 1984. It was in every high school and up reading list. And Big Brother was a Republican!

I read a symposium of British academics in the year 1984 who all agreed that Orwell had perfectly forecast the evils of Thatcherism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 09:17 PM (I2/tG)

82 My niece bought her first new car last year, a Dodge Durango Hellcat, which she says was worth the 7 month wait. She may have been influenced by her husband, who restores 60s muscle cars.

Posted by: huerfano at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (MzKgG)

83 MisHum, thank you for all your wonderful ONTs. They are very much appreciated.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (nJHD5)

84 I always hated those young whippersnappers like that Vic fellow! Now in my day...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

85 Rat that's true.
I don't give joe and ho that treatment.
Fuck joe biden.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (fpRbZ)

86 They're Rumors about putting a Hellcat motor into a Pacifica,wish they would do it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (dKiJG)

87 Seeing if I'm still banned...

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (cvNl1)

88 55 There is hope for this country!

'Let's Go Brandon' Is the #1 Hip Hop Song in the U.S.

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Catchy sounding tune. Seems like a great thing to blast while going through Hamilton!, Trenton, and Middletown to see who smiles and who scowls.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 09:19 PM (W+kMI)

89
https://pjmedia.com/culture/athena-thorne/2021/10/18/
lets-go-brandon-is-the-1-hip-hop-song-in-the-u-s-n1524824

Drooling' Joe is becoming an unprecedented Presidential laughingstock.
Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (I2/tG)


This just made my day!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:19 PM (TdMsT)

90 Nope. But my new hash makes me an aircraft carrier!!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 18, 2021 09:19 PM (cvNl1)

91 Seeing if I'm still banned...

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM



Yep... Still banned...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 09:19 PM (JjhF7)

92 Seeing if I'm still banned...
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (cvNl1)

It's an older code, but it checks out.

Proceed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)

93 Hoon.
Posted by: Wendell

I love this place.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (OssQ4)

94 The incident caught the US intelligence community by surprise, sources say, as it shows 'China has made astonishing progress on the development of its hypersonic weapons'.

One person familiar with the test said: 'We have no idea how they did this.'


I know. Because they have a brutally competitive academic system, which has no "studies" curricula.

Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (ZsR3z)

95
Same goes for Stoney End; Babs makes a hash of it in my opinion.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

Peggy Lipton did a good job on that one. Produced by later hubby Quincy Jones

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

96 68, sadly, yes I grew up in the church. I'm disgusted.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (ziVGf)

97 'swell' is a great word, legally sufficient.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 18, 2021 09:13 PM (kBuGL)
* * * *
Thanks! Inspiration by Dirty Harry...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)

98 Flipping through channels tonight, I stumbled upon Roadhouse. I can't NOT watch it every time it's on.

It's the greatest bad movie ever!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)

99 Um...I hate to be the one to piss on everyone's parade but the Mystery Click is fake.

Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (4eLLD)

100 Are there any major events in the past forty years that HAVEN'T caught our intel agencies by surprise?

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (cvNl1)

101
Maybe I need to upgrade that reservation to a 4WD stretch limo?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)


Awwww, Hrothgar, you're classy, limo or not!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

102 Have a great night, everyone.

Safe travels and dependable airline schedules, for the MoMeet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

103 The commie pope met up with the abortion pushing Pelosi, that's all I need to know about him. And for me, his meeting with pro abortion Pelosi is way worse than his viewing that criminal thug Floyd as a martyr. Viewing the criminal thug as a martyr is stupid, encouraging pro abortion Pelosi is just evil.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)

104 The incident caught the US intelligence community by surprise, sources say, as it shows 'China has made astonishing progress on the development of its hypersonic weapons'.

One person familiar with the test said: 'We have no idea how they did this.'


Wait!! The Shah is unpopular?

Posted by: The CIA and friends at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (nJHD5)

105 Robert, seriously?

Well, damn.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (OssQ4)

106 Dammit pug. Took me a minute to get the Empire ref. First all I could think of was ST V. But I could hear the voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (kBuGL)

107 Flipping through channels tonight, I stumbled upon Roadhouse. I can't NOT watch it every time it's on.

It's the greatest bad movie ever!
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)

If for nothing else, Jeff Healey!

And Ben Ghazi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

108 Are there any major events in the past forty years that HAVEN'T caught our intel agencies by surprise?

Tuna surprise Tuesday in the CIA cafeteria.

Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (ZsR3z)

109 Peggy Lipton did a good job on that one. Produced by later hubby Quincy Jones
Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

Really?!?!

I'll have to look that up...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)

110 83 MisHum, thank you for all your wonderful ONTs. They are very much appreciated.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:18 PM (nJHD5)

I appreciate your kind words. Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (aA3+G)

111 80 The airport might want to have an undercover police team plant a car there and see who shows up, maybe.

A smart lot manager would have thrown a noose down on the pavement where the car once was parked.

That would bring in dozens of FBI agents for whatever theater of investigation would be performed.
========
I dunno, does the agency have any people to put in the field after designating teams to spy on Trump, clean up after Hunter, and ditch #pizzagate and #epsteindidn'tsuicide evidence?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (W+kMI)

112 Jim New Sunk Dawn--can't wait to see you!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (TdMsT)

113 Are there any major events in the past forty years that HAVEN'T caught our intel agencies by surprise?

I'm sure that there are people at zerohedge and reddit who would swear that the intel agencies were very much aware of the major events since those agencies had a hand in them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (+LCoQ)

114 I know. Because they have a brutally competitive academic system, which has no "studies" curricula.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (ZsR3z)


That can't possibly be true, why every education major I have talked to has assured me that only with total diversity will our schools continue be able to produce the American geniuses they once produced!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

115 Um...I hate to be the one to piss on everyone's parade but the Mystery Click is fake.
Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (4eLLD)

Well that sucks.

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (mZUr4)

116 Are there any major events in the past forty years that HAVEN'T caught our intel agencies by surprise?
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider

Besides all the shit they planned and executed? No.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (OssQ4)

117 lol..my husband just reminded to pack my anti nausea medicine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (nxdel)

118 all hands on deck...damage control. Powell death and vax had nothing to due with each other - 'experts' say

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 18, 2021 09:24 PM (+I6Y/)

119 https://tinyurl.com/Sofreakinmetal

Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:14 PM



= 1

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 09:24 PM (JjhF7)

120 My most lasting Colin Powell memory was that when it came out that the Saudi embassy had paid the living expenses in the United States for a number of the 9/11 hijackers, Powell said indignantly that that wasn't possible.

Paraphrasing: "Why, I play tennis with Prince Bandar (the Saudi ambassador) every week, and he isn't capable of doing such a thing."

The DC Establishment in a nutshell.

It's sad that this "lifelong Republican" didn't live long enough to endorse his fifth Democratic Presidential candidate in a row.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 09:24 PM (I2/tG)

121 Night NaCLy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 18, 2021 09:24 PM (kBuGL)

122 seriously?

Well, damn.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (OssQ4)

There was something off about the audio and a very quick glance at the comments section confirmed it.

It was a pretty decent sync until the end.

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 09:24 PM (4eLLD)

123 104 The incident caught the US intelligence community by surprise, sources say, as it shows 'China has made astonishing progress on the development of its hypersonic weapons'.
One person familiar with the test said: 'We have no idea how they did this.'

Wait!! The Shah is unpopular?
Posted by: The CIA and friends at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (nJHD5)

The USSR will never crumble...

Posted by: Not Jack Ryan at October 18, 2021 09:25 PM (BgMrQ)

124
117 lol..my husband just reminded to pack my anti nausea medicine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 09:23 PM (nxdel)


I'm gonna babysit you and make sure you're drinking your water!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:25 PM (TdMsT)

125 Pay no attention to the fraud behind the curtain!

Posted by: Asa Hutchinson at October 18, 2021 09:25 PM (2/FOp)

126 I know. Because they have a brutally competitive academic system, which has no "studies" curricula.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 09:20 PM (ZsR3z)


And a lot of stolen tech, lots of money we pay them in interest, and they have no serious permitting process.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (KbLYZ)

127 The event, which runs through Oct. 31, is expected to bring 400 skydiving competitors to the American Southwest.

****

It's Raining Men!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (5Woea)

128 Are there any major events in the past forty years that HAVEN'T caught our intel agencies by surprise?
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight

All SEVENTEEN of 'em ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (arJlL)

129 lol..my husband just reminded to pack my anti nausea medicine.
Posted by: Jewells45


Geez, we're not THAT bad.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (nJHD5)

130 It's the greatest bad movie ever!
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)

If for nothing else, Jeff Healey!

And Ben Ghazi.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

Ben Ghazi??

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (mZUr4)

131 * * * *
So... you are older than Vic?!? No way!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 18, 2021 09:12 PM (rwusL)

We all joke about Vic being olde. He once commented on a thread about the AN/PRC-77 backpack radio that it had been fielded roughly ten-ish years before he was using it.
From wikipedia (bite me, it's usefull in limited areas).
"The AN/PRC-77 entered service in 1968."

Makes Vic maybe 29, but definitely not 30.

Fuck me. I used the damned thing in '81.

What's my hash here at the philly airport?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (ly3/q)

132 You forgot the 5th Dimension covered a number of Laura Nyro's works as well.

I actually prefer Laura's rendition of Wedding Bell Blues to the 5th D.

Same goes for Stoney End; Babs makes a hash of it in my opinion.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard


I like 5th D's Stone Soul Picnic better. Laura's version had a harsher timbre ...

Posted by: Adriane the Oy the 60s Lyrics Critic ... at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (okV1R)

133 my husband just reminded to pack my anti nausea medicine.

How does your husband know me? Couldn't he just say "stay away from that one".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (+LCoQ)

134 The comments under the mystery click are fun. It is a well-made fake.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (OssQ4)

135 Gov. Asa Hutchinson (RINO-AR)

There's a woman down in AR that's going to usher Asa into a new career.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (dl6yC)

136 I'll use it for a while.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (ly3/q) - at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (ly3/q)

137 Until the Bastard Inslee fired Nick Rolovich from WSU today, he had the highest winning percentage of any football coach in the state. His players love him, and on the football message boards for the Cougs, rumors are flying the players will go on strike. DNK if true, as most stuff on those boards are rumors.

I've met Rolovich, talked with him, shook his hand. Absolutely a great guy.

So competence is meaningless to Fuckhead Inslee in government leadership.

Noted.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (sy5kK)

138 New York City Public Design Commission voted unanimously Monday to move a controversial 188-year-old statue of Thomas Jefferson from the City Council chambers a City Hall.
However, where that statue will be moved to remains up in the air

I'll take it! He will be given a special place in my garden. He is my favorite founding father.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue says Fvck Joe Xiden at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (hlxe7)

139 How do Catholics view the relationship between the salvation of the soul and membership in the Catholic Church?

My perspective is that the denomination I'm a member of has absolutely no bearing on my salvation, that my salvation hinges on my belief that Jesus is the Christ, and that His sacrifice was the atonement for my sin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (ViG+e)

140 Laura Nyro! I've been a fan for years. She wrote some of the finest lyrics anywhere out there, imo. Must say, tho, that her voice could border on and cross over into unpleasantly piercing if she wasn't careful. And she often wasn't.

She just blasted into the big-time music business, too, when she was like 18 or something. A real talent. Sorry to lose her so young.

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (HLwmB)

141 Donald Trump Jr posted the Let's Go Brandon song. Rapper has delight.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgzRmqjH32Ffrqo-jgN4AaABCQ

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (W+kMI)

142
It's Raining Men!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (5Woea)


Hallelujah!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

143 lol Ladyl! I learned my lesson!! I will be drinking lots of water.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 09:28 PM (nxdel)

144 Are there any major events in the past forty years that HAVEN'T caught our intel agencies by surprise?

If you are talking about nuclear weapons issues, every development since the Soviet nuclear weapons test in 1949 has caught the US intelligence establishment completely by surprise.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 09:28 PM (I2/tG)

145 142
It's Raining Men!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (5Woea)


Hallelujah!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

But do you have a big enough umbrella?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)

146 Thanks for the Ronettes! I always kind of had a thing for Ronnie Specter

Posted by: 496 at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (U1eOr)

147 Okay, this is funny.

https://tinyurl.com/8rrsbbde

I'd say this is probably 99% of us at this point.

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (4eLLD)

148
But do you have a big enough umbrella?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)


It's raining MEN!!!

I don't want no umbrella!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

149 So competence is meaningless to Fuckhead Inslee in government leadership.

Inslee prefers to surround himself with people like himself - incompetents.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (I2/tG)

150 I like 5th D's Stone Soul Picnic better. Laura's version had a harsher timbre ...
Posted by: Adriane the Oy the 60s Lyrics Critic ... at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (okV1R)

I prefer Three Dog Night's version of Eli's Comin' to Laura's.

Give me BS&T track of And When I Die as well.

I find her vocals hit and miss, but when she hits it...she HITS IT!

Posted by: Not Jack Ryan at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (BgMrQ)

151

"The AN/PRC-77 is the finest implement of battle ever devised!"


-- said no general officer ever...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (JjhF7)

152 Didn't Children of Man have a similar storyline- or was it more a sterility thing?

General sterility. I don't remember if it was from a "vaccine" gone horribly wrong or not.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (SchxB)

153 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum!

Re Ronettes:
Phil Spector was a genius of a record producer, but a complete disturbed asshole as a person.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)

154 /off Tom Clancy creation sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

155 Well so far the weather looks excellent for the MoMe. With that nice bit of news I bid everyone a good night. Stay safe ya'll.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (nxdel)

156 Noted.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Sigh, they were improving, and it ain't like Pullman has tier one guys lining up to coach there. (we'll chat in Texas)

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (nJHD5)

157 My considered political position has become distilled down to this analysis:

I am sure with a certainly level of 99.999% that anyone running for any political office as a Democrat is a thieving corrupt evil person waiting to get their hands in the public till!

I am also sure with a certainly level of 99.99% that anyone running for any political office as a Republican is a thieving corrupt evil person waiting to get their hands in the public till!

So I play the odds...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

158 The Rolovich situation is so awful. Just when cougs were sort of getting it together. I'm proud he held on to his principles though. Go COUGS.

Posted by: IC at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (Nyumu)

159 So competence is meaningless to Fuckhead Inslee in government leadership.

Do NOT EVER use the word "Inslee" and "leadership" in the same paragraph.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:30 PM (+LCoQ)

160 Huh?

Posted by: The US Intelligence Establishment at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (2/FOp)

161 "The authorization will allow Americans to get a different brand for a booster than what they initially received."

Doesn't matter either way. None of them "work" (to prevent covid anyway.)

Posted by: Bonnie Blue says Fvck Joe Xiden at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (hlxe7)

162 And Ben Ghazi.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

Ben Ghazi??
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (mZUr4)

Yeah. the bad guy. Bald, thick eyebrows, deep voice. of course I could be in a whirlwind of call-backs, mixed-up references, or I may be having a stroke. I might be thinking of Mitchell.

Don't call the EMTs. I make joke. Worked in my own head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

163

Colin Bowel was banging the Romanian Ambassador, for years. Probably while SOS. Kompromat.

Posted by: Kali Ma at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (4VJ6T)

164 Puter won't do too much Post, too many scripts - wanted to see those blue bottoms.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (dl6yC)

165 I'm talking about everything. The NoKos cooking one off, the Indians (computers, not casinos) cooking one off, the Pakis cooking one off, the USSR collapsing, 9/11, the Iranian Revolution, et al.

Query: What is the fucking point of you if you suck at your job?

Answer: because protecting us isn't their job. Picking our leadership is.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (cvNl1)

166 I began teaching 1984 in class today. The reaction was: What is this???
Posted by: Jmel at October 18, 2021 09:05 PM (bVhJi)


Students: "What is this???"

Teacher: "It's the life you are living right now, and you're the Farmer."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (sy5kK)

167 McCloud!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

168 I don't want no umbrella!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

So we get to call you LadySplat ?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)

169 Well, I make my delivery tomorrow morning so I should be in bed.

Uh...okay, I AM in bed, but I should be asleep.

Before I head out here's a cover of Nights In White Satin.

https://youtu.be/vigVPLPHrVI

Night!

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2021 09:32 PM (cSagG)

170 Students: "What is this???"

Teacher: "It's the life you are living right now, and you're the Farmer."

..,.

Animal Farm or 1984?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:32 PM (ViG+e)

171 So I play the odds...

My Political Matrix looks like this:

Democrats hate America
Republicans have no love for America.

Basically Republicans hold the coats (and search through the pockets) of the Democrats as they torch the country.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (+LCoQ)

172 Re 1984:

I have read that Orwell knew a lot more about technology than he gave away in his novels and writings.

For instance, he knew that cable TV can be used to send a signal *back* to someone, not just send a signal to a subscriber.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

173 So I play the odds...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft!


Sooooooo, win, win?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (nJHD5)

174 The moment after your parachute opens at 3,000' and you hang there, seemingly motionless in a silent sky, is the eeriest feeling. You reassure yourself that physics works.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (KAi1n)

175 Hmmm, maybe all rap isn't so bad....

You know it's bad when there is a rap song about it...lololol!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (UUBmN)

176
So we get to call you LadySplat ?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G


Lucky Lady Splat!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:34 PM (TdMsT)

177 146 Thanks for the Ronettes! I always kind of had a thing for Ronnie Specter
Posted by: 496 at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (U1eOr)

There's a sweet version of I Can Hear Music featuring Ronnie and Brian Wilson out there somewhere (I can't find it at the moment).

It was some PBS special, when Brian was just getting comfortable performing again.

Anyway if you can find it, Ronnie sounded great, as did Brian...even if it was 40 years later.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:34 PM (BgMrQ)

178 So I play the odds...

My Political Matrix looks like this:

Democrats hate America
Republicans have no love for America.

Basically Republicans hold the coats (and search through the pockets) of the Democrats as they torch the country.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (+LCoQ)

Alas, that seems sadly apt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)

179 Before I head out here's a cover of Nights In White Satin.
Posted by: Robert


nope nope nope not gonna click ...
.
.
.

That song never reaches the end ...

Posted by: Adriane the Oy the 60s Lyrics Critic ... at October 18, 2021 09:35 PM (okV1R)

180 Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (+LCoQ)

Your premise has promise!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

181
"The AN/PRC-77 is the finest implement of battle ever devised!"


-- said no general officer ever...
Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (JjhF7)


Heh. Wonder if it would've helped Operation Market Garden. I hated toting that heavy pig pos. But it did work in limited line of sight mjssion space.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (ly3/q) - at October 18, 2021 09:35 PM (ly3/q)

182 "The authorization will allow Americans to get a different brand for a booster than what they initially received."

Doesn't matter either way. None of them "work" (to prevent covid anyway.)


At this point they are pretty well committed to the depopulation effort and any one of the toxins will perform the coup d' grace on those who bowed the knee to Ba'al.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:35 PM (+LCoQ)

183 496 and Browndog:

If you want to read a really scary story for Halloween, read the true story of Ronnie's marriage to Phil Spector.

Again, Phil was super-creepy and strange. Also hyperaggressive. He pretty much considered himself the owner of everything he dealt with, including people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)

184 Good night, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

185 174 The moment after your parachute opens at 3,000' and you hang there, seemingly motionless in a silent sky, is the eeriest feeling. You reassure yourself that physics works.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (KAi1n)

...and then you reach for the leg straps to make sure they're latched properly.

Ask me how I know...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:36 PM (BgMrQ)

186
Latest Project Veritas video is out. See a Pfizer executive run like a scared rabbit when the Veritas reporter asks her some questions:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=50kghlaHYvM

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:37 PM (Mzdiz)

187 "The AN/PRC-77 is the finest implement of battle ever devised!"

-- said no general officer ever...
Posted by: Zettai

Was that the model with the "shoot me first!" antenna?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)

188 173 So I play the odds...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft!
Sooooooo, win, win?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (nJHD5)


Not quite, in either case "we" lose, we just lose an infinitesimal amount less, by voting R!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

189 I've met Rolovich, talked with him, shook his hand. Absolutely a great guy.

You shook hands with a guy who didn't get the vaccine? And you lived to tell about it? Cool.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

190 NGL, having owned a civic ... and a bike. That's pretty genius. If you were to have left your car at a garage to go drinking and the next morning bike to your car, you're left with the crazy task of bringing both back, eh? Unless you're experienced, you don't have a bike rack in the trunk so you've got to get the damned thing in the trunk, and it sucks.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 09:38 PM (ZZK0E)

191 Also, just checked out the Waffle House story.

Yeah, I wouldn't return to any restaurant chain whose employees pulled a gun on me either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)

192 68 Remember when "Is the Pope Catholic?" was a rhetorical question?

Posted by: 29Victor at October 18, 2021 09:15 PM (BJKQV)

Yeah, we get mistaken for him a lot, usually while doing the #2.

Posted by: Bears in the woods at October 18, 2021 09:39 PM (sy5kK)

193 Always wanted to parachute but only solo, never did.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 09:39 PM (2JoB8)

194 187 "The AN/PRC-77 is the finest implement of battle ever devised!"
-- said no general officer ever...
Posted by: Zettai
Was that the model with the "shoot me first!" antenna?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)

Wasn't that the gizmo the little weather dweeb in Red Storm rising used to alert the US Command that the Russkis had taken over Iceland.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:39 PM (BgMrQ)

195 you can bet that before the nanzis were burning books, they were tearing down statues.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 09:39 PM (ZZK0E)

196 Ben Ghazi??
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:26 PM (mZUr4)

Yeah. the bad guy. Bald, thick eyebrows, deep voice. of course I could be in a whirlwind of call-backs, mixed-up references, or I may be having a stroke. I might be thinking of Mitchell.

Don't call the EMTs. I make joke. Worked in my own head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

Funny now that you explain it!

1989 Kelly Lynch also makes Roadhouse worth watching

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (mZUr4)

197 Remember when "Is the Pope Catholic?" was a rhetorical question?

Yeah, now I'm left with that question about what bears do in the woods.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (+LCoQ)

198 135 Gov. Asa Hutchinson (RINO-AR)

There's a woman down in AR that's going to usher Asa into a new career.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 09:27 PM (dl6yC)

More like As(hole) Hutchinson. Really? Ignore the criminality? Well of course. This is the game the GOPs play. What would the Dems do? Why, that sounds LOVELY, just don't tell the plebes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (ynpvh)

199 Yeah, I wouldn't return to any restaurant chain whose employees pulled a gun on me either.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Meh, was she cute? Cause I've put up with worse...(laughing face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (nJHD5)

200
Yeah, our woke military and intel guys were shocked, shocked by that Chicom boost-and-glide hypersonic vehicle test. Jack Posobiec had a compare-and-contrast up about that. While the Chicoms were doing that, a female major general tweeted out a complaint about the Army's manicure policy. They would allow some type of manicure she wanted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (Mzdiz)

201 Yeah, I wouldn't return to any restaurant chain whose employees pulled a gun on me either.

Something tells me it has more to do with metro Atlanta and less to do with Waffle House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (ViG+e)

202 @ browndog: thanks I will look for that.

She also sang with Bruce Springteen 45 years ago at The Palladuim. I had the whole concert on cassette back in the day. The whole thing was great. Here's Ronnie: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZwed_9xnRw

Posted by: 496 at October 18, 2021 09:41 PM (U1eOr)

203 Meh, was she cute? Cause I've put up with worse...(laughing face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat

Make sure you remember the safe word!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:41 PM (mD/uy)

204 SomeRat and Bitter, hmmmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)

205 197 Remember when "Is the Pope Catholic?" was a rhetorical question?

Yeah, now I'm left with that question about what bears do in the woods.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (+LCoQ)

Wipe their asses on bunnies...(wrong joke)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 09:41 PM (ynpvh)

206 Latest Project Veritas video is out. See a Pfizer executive run like a scared rabbit when the Veritas reporter asks her some questions:


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:37 PM (Mzdiz)

The Dilley Show played it with audio from a pig calling contest: "PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:42 PM (Mzdiz)

207 Before I head out here's a cover of Nights In White Satin.
Posted by: Robert

nope nope nope not gonna click ...
.
.
.

That song never reaches the end ...
Posted by: Adriane the Oy the 60s Lyrics Critic ... at October 18, 2021 09:35 PM (okV1R)

Golfclap

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:42 PM (mZUr4)

208 199 Yeah, I wouldn't return to any restaurant chain whose employees pulled a gun on me either.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Meh, was she cute? Cause I've put up with worse...(laughing face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (nJHD5)

Well, probably not. My wife would disaprove.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

209 Adriane and Doof:
I've noticed that in the 1968 Beatles recording of Lady Madonna, Paul sings 'Tuesday afternoon is never ending.'

I've wondered if he was referring to the then-recent hit song by Moody Blues. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

210 202 @ browndog: thanks I will look for that.
She also sang with Bruce Springteen 45 years ago at The Palladuim. I had the whole concert on cassette back in the day. The whole thing was great. Here's Ronnie: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZwed_9xnRw
Posted by: 496 at October 18, 2021 09:41 PM (U1eOr)

And look what I found at your link:

https://tinyurl.com/44xyd6j7

Brian and Ronnie...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)

211 Make sure you remember the safe word!
Posted by: Tonypete


Ouch! It's always, Ouch!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (nJHD5)

212 BC, Catholic doctrine agrees with your take on salvation, and also allows for the salvation of those who've not had the opportunity to learn of Christ.


There's an authoritative Catholic encyclopedia online that will answer any questions one has about the religion.
https://www.newadvent.org/cathen/


Or you can pick up a Catechism at the book store. It's only the second one that's been done in a couple millennia, and it came out under Benedict. (I think both those factoids are correct, anyhow.)

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (HLwmB)

213 Wipe their asses on bunnies...(wrong joke)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 09:41 PM (ynpvh)


Is that the one with the bells in their feces?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (+LCoQ)

214 Song: Be My Baby
Artist: The Ronettes
Writers: Phil (wall of sound) Spector,
Ellie Greenwich, Jeff Barry

Estelle Bennett 1941-2009

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (dl6yC)

215 While the Chicoms were doing that, a female major general tweeted out a complaint about the Army's manicure policy. They would allow some type of manicure she wanted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (Mzdiz)

They wouldn't allow a French manicure. For some reason, she posted a pic of her chubby hands with tinfoil on the fingertips. Is that a thing now?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (Mzdiz)

216
The Waffle House has been ruined by the lockdowns. They used to be open 24-hr, 365 days per year. FEMA even had a Waffle House index to gauge disaster severity. If the Waffle House was open, things weren't too bad. If the Waffle House was running on a limited schedule, with reduced hours or menu, then things were getting bad. If the Waffle House was closed, then the shit had hit the fan.

Well, locally the Waffle Houses are running a sporadic schedule, closing early, some closed all the time. It's staffing and supply chain problems.

We are fucked when the Waffle House has gone down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (Mzdiz)

217 Music trivia...

The song "It's Raining Men" (mentioned in comments above) was written by Paul Shaffer. As in - the band leader on the old David Letterman show

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:45 PM (mZUr4)

218 They wouldn't allow a French manicure. For some reason, she posted a pic of her chubby hands with tinfoil on the fingertips. Is that a thing now?

Seeing that photo, I thought she was freaking out over 5G.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:45 PM (+LCoQ)

219 Letters I've written, never meaning to send...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)

220 G'night all y'all. Last two weeks of travel have sapped my energy. Damned knee (the new one, that's 9 weeks old) was the size of a grape fruit tonight. Better now, got it elevated and inured to pain with whiskey. Going home tomorrow. Lurke at ya tomorrow evening from the house.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (ly3/q) - at October 18, 2021 09:46 PM (ly3/q)

221 "Be My Baby." Made using the The "Wall of Sound" technique developed by Phil Spector. Love this song. There is a youtube video of a studio musician session in LA with maybe 40 musicians in the room, doing many takes before Phil was happy.

Posted by: Gref at October 18, 2021 09:46 PM (AMIL/)

222 We are fucked when the Waffle House has gone down.

If Rush Limbaugh were still alive, would this be the canary that would trigger him to say "The Chair Is Against The Wall" ?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:47 PM (+LCoQ)

223 I've given up on the Waffle House. Sad.

I don't mind if the servers are armed, as long as the damn thing is open.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)

224 Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (HLwmB)

..,,

Thank you.

I was just curious as to the question because I wondered why people might be reluctant to leave the Catholic Church with what seems to be a controversial Pope.

I didn't know if Catholic doctrine taught that you need to follow certain Catholic rituals to obtain salvation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM (ViG+e)

225 If you masturbate with those tinfoil finger coverings on, the NSA cannot monitor the diminishment of your essence.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM (QU5/8)

226
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (ly3/q) - at October 18, 2021 09:46 PM (ly3/q)


Speaking from experience with a basketball size replaced knee. Ice is your friend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM (aA3+G)

227 If I worked at the Waffle House, I'd damned sure be armed.

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM (HLwmB)

228 Seeing that photo, I thought she was freaking out over 5G.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:45 PM (+LCoQ)

Or keeping the lightning from emitting from her fingertips.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)

229
That Chicom hypersonic glider is a BFD. The trajectory that can be used is very different from the standard ICBM trajectories, which come in an arc over the North Pole. All of our defenses are based on that.

This thing can come in at a much flatter angle, with controlled gliding through the upper atmosphere. Also, they could come from the South Pole, and our early warning systems would be useless.

They could also destroy our carriers. Glide in a tactical nuke (at hypersonic speed) and vaporize our carriers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:49 PM (Mzdiz)

230 If you masturbate with those tinfoil finger coverings on, the NSA cannot monitor the diminishment of your essence.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM (QU5/


At last, news we can use!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

231 Ima gonna read that Bongino article but I note that big globohomo are active participants in cancel culture. They don't care about buycotts or boycotts. They don't care. They lose $ because everything's woke gay now. They know they're the only game in town, what are you going to do? Go to the small store? Go to the small bank? Go to the small ISP? No, you're stuck.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 09:49 PM (ZZK0E)

232 BTW, Reuben Hick, that was an awesome post about the Paraclete on Saturday.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:49 PM (Mzdiz)

233 Adriane and Doof:
I've noticed that in the 1968 Beatles recording of Lady Madonna, Paul sings 'Tuesday afternoon is never ending.'

I've wondered if he was referring to the then-recent hit song by Moody Blues. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Perhaps! Or maybe In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida??

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:49 PM (mZUr4)

234 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 18, 2021 09:50 PM (ZGkEN)

235 Gref, yup. Phil was notorious for doing tons of takes. Then he's stack up *all* the takes he liked and put them on the record, lined up with each other.

That's how he got the "wall of sound." It's basically the sound of instruments on instruments on instruments, until everything turns into a kind of melodic mush.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

236 He hasn't done it much lately, but Hutchinson was making regular radio broadcasts every week, about how it was super important to get the jab, and how he was going around the state to make sure everyone understood it was the right thing to do and there was no reason not to get it.

I caught them every week on my drive to work. Lord, I'll be glad when he's gone.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 18, 2021 09:50 PM (tp+tP)

237 Betcha that Baldwin Cottage at Oberlin is real firetrap. Knob and tube wiring, probably.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 09:51 PM (iZhRB)

238
Speaking from experience with a basketball size replaced knee. Ice is your friend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM (aA3+G)

It sure is. Garbage bag, ice machine. Some assembly required.

Just dont get too drunk and go to sleep with it. *snicker*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (ly3/q) - at October 18, 2021 09:51 PM (ly3/q)

239 So according to the Pope, good samaritans rob people, steal stuff, and burn building down?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 09:51 PM (ynpvh)

240 @ browndog - Just listened to your link. Good song. She's still got it!

Posted by: 496 at October 18, 2021 09:51 PM (U1eOr)

241 Hi everyone, got an uncomfortable question.

Earlier, there was a post about a rape that happened in PA, while the passengers did nothing.

The post had a lot of responses about how they would have kicked the perp in the head, etc.

That is entirely admirable. But it is from a different world.

The question now would be, "Are you willing to be the new Derek Chauvin?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2021 09:51 PM (OU+8W)

242 More like As(hole) Hutchinson. Really? Ignore the criminality? Well of course. This is the game the GOPs play. What would the Dems do? Why, that sounds LOVELY, just don't tell the plebes.

---------

An election is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who screwed who.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 09:52 PM (VxC1e)

243 Yeah, now I'm left with that question about what bears do in the woods.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM


It's not always what you may think.

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at October 18, 2021 09:52 PM (a3Q+t)

244 Well good evening.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 18, 2021 09:53 PM (YglAn)

245 People of Wal-Mart >Governor of Wal-Mart Ass Hutchinson

Posted by: Bete at October 18, 2021 09:53 PM (Ojki1)

246 Hello fellow Waffle House mourners.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 18, 2021 09:53 PM (Jzz++)

247 Just dont get too drunk and go to sleep with it. *snicker*
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (ly3/q)


For heavens sake, yes! We don't need another covid statistic.

Posted by: The CDC, really reaching here at October 18, 2021 09:53 PM (nJHD5)

248 118 all hands on deck...damage control. Powell death and vax had nothing to due with each other - 'experts' say
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 18, 2021 09:24 PM (+I6Y/)

Colin Powell served this nation. Politically, I agreed with some of his stuff and disagreed with some of his stuff.

But for at least ONE day, on both the Left and Right, can everyone just give him the honor and they would give any veteran who so selflessly served? A quick review of internet news sources tells me, nope.

I'm guessing his family and close friends don't care, only that he is gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 09:54 PM (sy5kK)

249 Yeah, now I'm left with that question about what bears do in the woods.

Sudoku mostly. Boring old woods.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 09:55 PM (QU5/8)

250 Pope Frankie's statement is about as intelligible as a Biden speech.

Posted by: Cosda at October 18, 2021 09:55 PM (4rnXc)

251 Pope Francis is the Anthony Fauci of pandemic christian science.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 09:55 PM (5l6FZ)

252 Maybe the pope should make Floyd the patron saint of ODing.

Posted by: Bete at October 18, 2021 09:55 PM (Ojki1)

253 Does the Pope shit in the woods?

No he shits in public.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 09:55 PM (RoIW/)

254 If you masturbate with those tinfoil finger coverings on, the NSA cannot monitor the diminishment of your essence.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 09:48 PM


Well secluded, we see all.

Posted by: Magenta from NSA at October 18, 2021 09:55 PM (a3Q+t)

255 >>>If you want to read a really scary story for Halloween, read the true story of Ronnie's marriage to Phil Spector.

-----
Just seeing his picture is spooky enough for me. The guy's f'ing crazy.

Posted by: 496 at October 18, 2021 09:56 PM (U1eOr)

256 "Are you willing to be the new Derek Chauvin?"


Yes.

If I see a woman being forcibly raped, I'm going to intervene. Consequences be damned.

I have a Maker to face one day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:56 PM (ViG+e)

257 How will the emotionally and mentally unstable fair...

What's fare is faire, I guess.

Posted by: mindful webworker - picking nits and fricking nuts at October 18, 2021 09:56 PM (GxM4+)

258 I didn't know if Catholic doctrine taught that you need to follow certain Catholic rituals to obtain salvation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Hmmmm. Like all things Catholic, it's multi-faceted. Let's use an easy example: In order to obtain salvation, one must be free from all mortal sin.

In order to be free from mortal sin at death, one must have never committed a mortal sin during one's lifetime OR have had any mortal sins committed forgiven through the Sacrament of Reconciliation (or Last Rites).

So, we can say Catholics have specific rituals to help them be prepared when we die.

But hey, I'm no Apologist.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)

259 But hey, I'm no Apologist.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)

Sorry about that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 09:59 PM (RoIW/)

260 257 How will the emotionally and mentally unstable fair...

What's fare is faire, I guess.
Posted by: mindful webworker - picking nits and fricking nuts at October 18, 2021 09:56 PM (GxM4+)


With all of your expertise, perfection and free time. Apply for this job.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 10:00 PM (aA3+G)

261 Sorry about that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

SNORT!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 10:00 PM (mD/uy)

262 A smart lot manager would have thrown a noose down on the pavement where the car once was parked.

That would bring in dozens of FBI agents for whatever theater of investigation would be performed.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:17 PM (+LCoQ)

Lot manager probably gets a kickback from the thieves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:01 PM (iZhRB)

263 215 While the Chicoms were doing that, a female major general tweeted out a complaint about the Army's manicure policy. They would allow some type of manicure she wanted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:40 PM (Mzdiz)

They wouldn't allow a French manicure. For some reason, she posted a pic of her chubby hands with tinfoil on the fingertips. Is that a thing now?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:44 PM (Mzdiz)
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Always thought the military specified the way nails were to be clipped.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 10:01 PM (dl6yC)

264 >>> Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:48

Popes come and go, but not many make any actual changes to Catholic doctrine. We're obliged to pay attention to what they have to say, out of respect, but need not agree.

If one is Catholic, then one is obliged under penalty of sin to partake of a number of Church rituals: Sunday Mass, communion during Lent/Easter, etc. Aside from the meat of the thing - the sacraments and the examples of Christ and the saints - it's really just an impressive accumulation of rigorous theology by some of the best minds of Western civilization.

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 10:01 PM (HLwmB)

265 He hasn't done it much lately, but Hutchinson was making regular radio broadcasts every week, about how it was super important to get the jab, and how he was going around the state to make sure everyone understood it was the right thing to do and there was no reason not to get it.

Judging by all of the lawsuits, protests, data from around the world, actual claims by the manufacturers, numerous physicians, lab scientists, clergy, overworked undertakers, VAERS and Medicare databases, personal testimonies, complete lack of a control group "testing", the very fact it is still EUA, he must have a very different understanding of the word "reason".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 10:02 PM (+LCoQ)

266 Breathe deep, the gathering gloom
watch lights fade from every room
bedridden people look back and lament
another day's useless energy is spent
impassioned lovers wrestle as one
lonely man cries for love and has none
new mother picks up and settles her son
senior citizens wish they were young
coldhearted orb that rules the night
removes the colors from our sight
red is gray and yellow white
but we decide which is right
and which is an illusion?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

267 last night someone mentioned the "Bratislava Five"...

i found a single link discussing them, if anyone is interested.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 18, 2021 10:02 PM (ZGkEN)

268 Aside from the meat of the thing - the sacraments and the examples of Christ and the saints - it's really just an impressive accumulation of rigorous theology by some of the best minds of Western civilization.
Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 10:01 PM (HLwmB)

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You're welcome!

Posted by: Joel Osteen at October 18, 2021 10:03 PM (VxC1e)

269 Damn. Good on Bongino.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 18, 2021 10:03 PM (YglAn)

270 Lot manager probably gets a kickback from the thieves.

Hey, we all have our unique strategeries for dealing with supply chain issues.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 10:03 PM (+LCoQ)

271 Welp, time to watch Gutfeld.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2021 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

272 it's really just an impressive accumulation of rigorous theology by some of the best minds of Western civilization.

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 10:01 PM (HLwmB)

Is that all?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:04 PM (RoIW/)

273 496, yup.

Supposedly the event that really drove Phil Spector crazy, is when while in the high school shower after PE, some bullies actually pissed on Phil.

Supposedly PS was buying guns and turning himself into a self-styled "tough guy" as soon as he started making any real money in Hollywood and NY as a record producer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

274 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:56 PM (ViG+e)

I get that but I would get all your financial affairs in order.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 18, 2021 10:05 PM (YglAn)

275 Yes.

If I see a woman being forcibly raped, I'm going to intervene. Consequences be damned.

I have a Maker to face one day.



it is fun to think that until you are there

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:06 PM (K3ZCc)

276 Hey, we all have our unique strategeries for dealing with supply chain issues.
Posted by: Reuben Hick


Mine was staying at home for 12 weeks and getting rammed nightly.

Posted by: pete buttplug at October 18, 2021 10:06 PM (nJHD5)

277 148
But do you have a big enough umbrella?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)


It's raining MEN!!!

I don't want no umbrella!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

NOPE!! Not gonna say it! Unh unh.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

278 https://tinyurl.com/8rrsbbde

I'd say this is probably 99% of us at this point.
Posted by: Robert

Yep.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (OssQ4)

279 Bratislava, won't you take me by the hand?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (KAi1n)

280
Staring down a handgun held by a Waffle House employee would open one's eyes to alternate versions of "scattered" hashbrowns.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (pNxlR)

281 I've decided to write a ukulele song about the horde. It's called The Horde.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:08 PM (RoIW/)

282 I get that but I would get all your financial affairs in order.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 18, 2021 10:05 PM (YglAn)

....

I understand, and I'm not dismissing the reality that it is a concern.

But in the end, if I'm forced to choose between watching a woman being raped and losing my freedom and holdings, then I'm losing my freedom and holdings.

My soul is not dead, even if the society around me is.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 10:09 PM (ViG+e)

283 Cannibal Bob, I'd have thought it'd be titled
"Tiny Bubbas."
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

284 Good night, all. I know the world tomorrow will be worse than the one today. All I have are two hands.

Be safe and know I love you all. Not in a gay way, of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2021 10:09 PM (OU+8W)

285 I have read that Orwell knew a lot more about technology than he gave away in his novels and writings.

For instance, he knew that cable TV can be used to send a signal *back* to someone, not just send a signal to a subscriber.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

George Orwell died in 1950. Cable TV was unheard of then, and over-the-air TV was just beginning to become popular.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:09 PM (iZhRB)

286 If I recall correctly, Asa Hutchinson is lame duck these days. I'm guessing he's preparing for post-term opportunities.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (t62xj)

287 Bratislava, won't you take me by the hand?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (KAi1n)

Well played, SFGoth.

Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

288 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 10:09 PM (ViG+e)

You're a better man than me. I live in a POS blue state, I have a family and the risk of significant jail time is enough for me to really question stepping in beyond 911.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (YglAn)

289 AOP:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cable_television

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

290 3 Cannibal Bob, I'd have thought it'd be titled
"Tiny Bubbas."
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

So I need an accordion too?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (RoIW/)

291 Peter Hitchen is talking about how policing has changed.

https://youtu.be/_8Yj1PKk7ao

I know we laugh at people who say "we need more social workers" but he seems to be making a practical argument that is very similar. A steel-man of it.

Police preventing crime, rather than reacting afterwards, requires a huge amount of walking and talking with people. If 99% of their interactions are with criminals and victims, then they become jaded and lose respect for the community.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (ybIRR)

292 I've decided to write a ukulele song about the horde. It's called The Horde.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Ok, we're gonna need 10 ukuleles, two drum sets, 6 banjos and an accordion.

Posted by: Phil at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (nJHD5)

293 Pro tip:

Don't offer to let a Portland anarchist and his girlfriend live in your place.

Camillo ( who you know as trumpet man) and his girlfriend just tried to overtake my apartment. I let them stay there after they reached out to me from Seattle, telling me that they were houseless and needed help. I paid for their train ticket and gave them my space to stay in.

My only condition was that they keep things clean on their end, as I have a bit of OCD with leaving stuff messy, and I expressed that to them multiple times. After an initial argument and disrespect from him, his girlfriend apologized on his behalf and told me shes also being subject to abusive behavior and threats from him. A week or so later, I picked up their clothes off the floor so that I could start cleaning things myself since they weren't. They got belligerent and started yelling at me telling me not to move things in their apartment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (I2/tG)

294 Staring down a handgun held by a Waffle House employee would open one's eyes to alternate versions of "scattered" hashbrowns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

OKAY! OKAY! PEPSI IT IS!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (mD/uy)

295 Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)


The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian,
will clear that right up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

296 by the way, I have found the stupidest commenters in the internets, they are at the behavir panel thingy

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (K3ZCc)

297 I've decided to write a ukulele song about the horde. It's called The Horde.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Ok, we're gonna need 10 ukuleles, two drum sets, 6 banjos and an accordion.
Posted by: Phil at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (nJHD5)

And cowbell

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (mZUr4)

298 Seeing that photo, I thought she was freaking out over 5G.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 09:45 PM



Ironically, she's the Deputy Commanding General at the "Cyber Center of Excellence" (aka Fort Gordon), one of the places that's working on implementing 5G into Army networks.

Posted by: Bert G, On the Road at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (qz/db)

299 104 The incident caught the US intelligence community by surprise, sources say, as it shows 'China has made astonishing progress on the development of its hypersonic weapons'.

One person familiar with the test said: 'We have no idea how they did this.'
----------

Idiots! They just need to go to the lead scientists at Raytheon, Boeing, or whatever manufacturer the Chinese spies stole it from and ask.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

300 Ok, we're gonna need 10 ukuleles, two drum sets, 6 banjos and an accordion.

Posted by: Phil at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (nJHD5)

and more cow bell! Epic!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (RoIW/)

301 Police preventing crime, rather than reacting afterwards, requires a huge amount of walking and talking with people. If 99% of their interactions are with criminals and victims, then they become jaded and lose respect for the community.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Are you suggesting going back to the 'beat cop' method of policing perhaps?

What's old is new again. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)

302 He told me it was now his apartment because he's an anarchist and nobody owns anything. I asked them to leave, and that only made them more angry. They than made threats while standing between me and the exit, but I was able to leave that night after letting them calm down.

The next day he made a post on IG antagonizing me saying that he was squating my apartment and inviting me to come jam. I pulled up with my friends, with women and de escalators trained in mental health and domestic abuse, to help get them out. I asked that they leave again.

Instead of getting their stuff and leaving, his girlfriend choosr to go on live and spew lies and gaslight me. I gathered their belongings and put them outside. She than attacks my friend who was helping move their stuff, and at that point we removed them from the apartment.

They had the police called, whether or not they actually called themselves, due to her screaming and making a scene. They told the cops from outside the apartment complex that they were assaulted and told the cops what apartment we were in.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

303 293 Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (I2/tG)

Portland-making Doctor Zhivago a documentary one idiot at a time

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (Lzpvj)

304 And cowbell

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (mZUr4)

Ok, I didn't see tat before commenting.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (RoIW/)

305 I hope the next home game at Washington State (Go Cougs!) sees the crowd screaming Fu*k Jay Inslee!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (axyOa)

306

Kat Timpf is looking delightfully preppy/nerdy this evening... Also, a bit slutty at the same time... I like it!

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (JjhF7)

307 300 Ok, we're gonna need 10 ukuleles, two drum sets, 6 banjos and an accordion.

Posted by: Phil at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (nJHD5)

and more cow bell! Epic!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (RoIW/)

---------------------------

How's about a washtub bass?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (CAJOC)

308 My only condition was that they keep things clean on their end, as I have a bit of OCD with leaving stuff messy, and I expressed that to them multiple times. After an initial argument and disrespect from him, his girlfriend apologized on his behalf and told me shes also being subject to abusive behavior and threats from him. A week or so later, I picked up their clothes off the floor so that I could start cleaning things myself since they weren't. They got belligerent and started yelling at me telling me not to move things in their apartment.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Was this supposed to cheer me up? Because it did.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:15 PM (nJHD5)

309 Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian,
will clear that right up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

Actually, I'm gonna go with a deep cut album track...
https://youtu.be/m_5MtGCWImE

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:15 PM (mZUr4)

310 OK, who caught this?

The pope said it brought the story of the Good Samaritan to mind. He did not call St. George of fentanyl the "good Samaritan."

Floyd would be the guy beaten half to death that the Samaritan helped.

OK, I get that a journalist would never read the Bible (not even the bits that quote Jesus,) but can't they even look up the parable on wikipedia before writing this crap?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2021 10:15 PM (N+o7M)

311 Kat Timpf is looking delightfully preppy/nerdy this evening... Also, a bit slutty at the same time... I like it!
Posted by: Z


if there is anybody that knows how to rock the ss diet it is her

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:16 PM (K3ZCc)

312 The post had a lot of responses about how they would have kicked the perp in the head, etc.

That is entirely admirable. But it is from a different world.

The question now would be, "Are you willing to be the new Derek Chauvin?"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2021 09:51 PM (OU+8W)

If I were on that train, and whacked the rapist, say by jamming a lead pencil into his ear canal, I wouldn't stick around. Pull the emergency cord, and unass the train as it came to a stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:16 PM (iZhRB)

313 And cowbell

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (mZUr4)

Ok, I didn't see tat before commenting.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (RoIW/)

Horde mind with Cannibal Bob??

Why am I suddenly hungry???

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)

314 >> Also, a bit slutty at the same time... I like it!

Slutty nerd works. Or nerdy slut.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (Mzdiz)

315 How's about a washtub bass?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (CAJOC)

Only if we have a saw accompaniment. This isn't a joke man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (RoIW/)

316 310 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2021 10:15 PM (N+o7M)

right the "Good Samaritans" according to Scarlet Frank are the folks holding the molotovs firebombing minority business owners for "racial justice!"

Remember when Dope Frank and the Bishops deposed the pope?

Recall I pointed out this was a canary in the coal mine moment?

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)

317 ARC of History, where'd you find that story?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

318 I hope the next home game at Washington State (Go Cougs!) sees the crowd screaming Fu*k Jay Inslee!
Posted by: Diogenes


From your lips to the student bodies ears...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (nJHD5)

319 If I were on that train, and whacked the rapist, say by jamming a lead pencil into his ear canal, I wouldn't stick around. Pull the emergency cord, and unass the train as it came to a stop.
Posted by: Albe


that is the thing is is different doing this if you're riding a train

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (K3ZCc)

320 Was this supposed to cheer me up? Because it did.

It's amazing what awful, damaged people all the Portland Antifa-types are.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

321 If 99% of their interactions are with criminals and victims, then they become jaded and lose respect for the community.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (ybIRR)


99% of my interactions are with people in my community, who are neither criminals nor victims, yet I have become jaded and lost respect for my community!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

322 Horde mind with Cannibal Bob??

Why am I suddenly hungry???

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)

Because we can't pass up finger food.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:18 PM (RoIW/)

323 I just gotta make it past the statute of limitations re electoral fraud.

Posted by: Ass Hutchinson at October 18, 2021 10:18 PM (2/FOp)

324 313 And cowbell

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (mZUr4)

Ok, I didn't see tat before commenting.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:14 PM (RoIW/)

Horde mind with Cannibal Bob??

Why am I suddenly hungry???
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)
------------------
Care for some finger sandwiches?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:19 PM (CAJOC)

325 319 Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:17 PM (K3ZCc)

There can be no heroism until the woke have been curbstomped enough to get out of their betters' way....

Look to Scandinavia where local women refuse to report their rapists because "feeds troubling natavist rhetoric."

You have to let stupidity be its own reward sometimes.

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 10:19 PM (Lzpvj)

326 ARC of History, where'd you find that story?

An indignant Portland Antifa "journalist" pointed out the lies directed at her friend, and pointed to the following Twitter thread:

https://twitter.com/Noshu4me/
status/1450153479402504196

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

327 Care for some finger sandwiches?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:19 PM (CAJOC)

Deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (RoIW/)

328 170 Students: "What is this???"

Teacher: "It's the life you are living right now, and you're the Farmer."

..,.

Animal Farm or 1984?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:32 PM (ViG+e)

Yeah, sorry, I get those novels about corrupt backstabbing people and pigs mixed up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (sy5kK)

329 286 If I recall correctly, Asa Hutchinson is lame duck these days. I'm guessing he's preparing for post-term opportunities.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (t62xj)

I read that as "post-op" in my head.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (ynpvh)

330 The horde mind is in hyperdrive.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (nJHD5)

331 There can be no heroism until the woke have been curbstomped enough to get out of their betters' way....

Look to Scandinavia where local women refuse to report their rapists because "feeds troubling natavist rhetoric."

You have to let stupidity be its own reward sometimes.
Posted by: s


indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (K3ZCc)

332 In Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight", when Ronnie sings " Be my little baby... " part ("...just like Ronnie said..."), it always bugged me a bit. The high harmonic comes through so much that it fools you into thinking she's singing two octaves at the same time. It confuses me.

That's the type of shit I think about.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:21 PM (OssQ4)

333 (L2ZTs)

George Orwell died in 1950. Cable TV was unheard of then, and over-the-air TV was just beginning to become popular.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:09 PM (iZhRB)
-----------------

That's the question; Was he a seer or did he travel with Ace?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 10:21 PM (dl6yC)

334
NOPE!! Not gonna say it! Unh unh.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (sy5kK)


I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

335 Ok all gonna finish the song and practice scales. Stay tuned. Out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:21 PM (RoIW/)

336 The saga continues:

That the situation was resolved, and that I am the legal resident here and those people refused to leave. They [the cops] left telling me I should maybe handle things differently in the future. Out of spite, they now continue to gaslight and message people lies about what happened.

Her live on IG was screen recorded disproving any of her claims. I say all of this not so that they are hurt, but as an obligation to those who might be their next victim. I gave Camillo every benefit of the doubt I could, knowing that he does have bouts of mania and psychosis.

This person was my best friend during last years protest, but the person that came back from Arizona was not the same one that I befriended. I defended him at a distance thinking it was all mental health related, but being in close proximity I realize he is choosing this behavior

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

337 I have a question about "woobies". I thought they were like a wearable blanket that would stay on your arms and shoulders or something like that. Am I mistaken? The examples I've found on the internet seem to be nothing more than a small blanket.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (t62xj)

338 295 Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian,
will clear that right up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

The fine Columbian was weed, not snow. Columbia had the best weed back in the 70's, or at least that's what I read...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

339 >>> Is that all?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Well, yeah, except for the aforementioned incarnation, life, Passion, death on the cross, and resurrection of Christ as chronicled in the Gospels, i.e. the freely given gift of salvation through the forgiveness of sins; the examples of the saints as to what it really means to take up your cross and follow Christ; and the sacraments that nourish and sustain our faith. Aside from that, yeah. Lots of history, lots of thought, lots of knowledge (and lots of beauty, too).

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (HLwmB)

340 That's the type of shit I think about.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:21 PM (OssQ4)

Beats pondering the current mess at the border or a million and one other things.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 18, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

341 You have to let stupidity be its own reward sometimes.
Posted by: s


Tough call.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:25 PM (nJHD5)

342 AOP:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cable_television
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

Yep. Cable began as a "commercial" operation in 1950, the year Orwell died. And some amateurs ran local cable networks prior to that. My parents' home was on one such circa 1963.

I really, really doubt, though, that "cable TV" was at the forefront of Orwell's mind as he wrote 1984. But it didn't need to be. Two-way radio was well understood, and TV was commonly seen as the logical extension of radio, so 2-way TV was probably anticipated by anybody with imagination.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:25 PM (iZhRB)

343 Horde, I am just so excited!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2021 10:25 PM (a4EWo)

344 In Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight", when Ronnie sings " Be my little baby... " part ("...just like Ronnie said..."), it always bugged me a bit. The high harmonic comes through so much that it fools you into thinking she's singing two octaves at the same time. It confuses me.

That's the type of shit I think about.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:21 PM (OssQ4)

Now I gotta go listen...

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:25 PM (mZUr4)

345 osted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (HLwmB)

Well said, and I agree 100%. I was just just kidding. Night all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:25 PM (RoIW/)

346 AOP, hmmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

347 337 I have a question about "woobies". I thought they were like a wearable blanket that would stay on your arms and shoulders or something like that. Am I mistaken? The examples I've found on the internet seem to be nothing more than a small blanket.
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (t62xj)

--------------------------

You're thinking of a Snuggie. A woobie is just a security blanket.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:26 PM (CAJOC)

348 ...Am I mistaken? The examples I've found on the internet seem to be nothing more than a small blanket.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM



The woobie is the finest implement of battle ever devised!

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:26 PM (JjhF7)

349 The horde mind is in hyperdrive.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (nJHD5)

R2D2 must have reactivated it

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:27 PM (mZUr4)

350 Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight", when Ronnie sings " Be my little baby... " part ("...just like Ronnie said..."), it always bugged me a bit. The high harmonic comes through so much that it fools you into thinking she's singing two octaves at the same time. It confuses me.

--

I've heard this song on the radio dozens of times every night during the mid-80s. I now know who sang that part. I think Q107 had a contest where you could sing that part at the Eddie Money concert.

anyway...are you talking about when the sax starts up as she's finishing her bit?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:27 PM (ZZK0E)

351 Being as how this ONT is outrunning yesterday's comment pace, all I can say is

Mis Hum has released the crack monkeys.

Alternatively, many comments were awaiting offloading at the LA port, and the longshoremen finally got around to the Deplorable containers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 10:27 PM (F0YaR)

352 yeah, I had no idea why Eddie was talking about Ronnie saying anything.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:28 PM (ZZK0E)

353 The woobie is the finest implement of battle ever devised!
Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:26 PM (JjhF7)


Stuff GEN Milley said!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

354
He told me it was now his apartment because he's an anarchist and nobody owns anything.


As an anarchist, one might expect that he'd know no one owes him anything, either. This sets aside his arrogance in asserting that "nobody owns anything" yet he claimed to own your apartment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 10:28 PM (pNxlR)

355 332 In Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight", when Ronnie sings " Be my little baby... " part ("...just like Ronnie said..."), it always bugged me a bit. The high harmonic comes through so much that it fools you into thinking she's singing two octaves at the same time. It confuses me.

That's the type of shit I think about.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:21 PM (OssQ4)

-------------------------

I've always disliked that part of the song ("Just like Ronnie said..."). I mean, really? Couldn't come up with a better lead-in to her part?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:28 PM (CAJOC)

356 Judging by all of the lawsuits, protests, data from around the world, actual claims by the manufacturers, numerous physicians, lab scientists, clergy, overworked undertakers, VAERS and Medicare databases, personal testimonies, complete lack of a control group "testing", the very fact it is still EUA, he must have a very different understanding of the word "reason".
Posted by: Reuben Hick

People have the same strange definition for the word "evidence" when it comes to election fraud. So when he says "no reason" he means "not the reason I'll accept". And like evidence, the one they'll accept doesn't exist. Its a mythical Platonic Ideal.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:29 PM (OssQ4)

357 Stuff GEN Milley said!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 10:28 PM



And anohter great sock opportunity passes by... Such is my life...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (JjhF7)

358 Fun fact: that's Eddie Money singing backup on my favorite Kenny Loggins song, "I'm Alright" (from Caddyshack).

I especially like the (very short) segment of that song where Kenny has to put off starting his chorus to accommodate Eddie riffing...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

359 G'night, Cannibal Bob. Till next time!

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (HLwmB)

360
He told me it was now his apartment because he's an anarchist and nobody owns anything.

We haven't had the great reset yet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (63Dwl)

361 Such is my life...


Life be hard, yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

362 Horde, I am just so excited!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Likewise - we look forward to meeting you in the real world!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (mD/uy)

363 351 Being as how this ONT is outrunning yesterday's comment pace, all I can say is

Mis Hum has released the crack monkeys.

Alternatively, many comments were awaiting offloading at the LA port, and the longshoremen finally got around to the Deplorable containers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 10:27 PM (F0YaR)

Hopefully crack monkeys aren't like anal otters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

364 No One, a Snuggie looks like what I was picturing.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:31 PM (t62xj)

365 I really, really doubt, though, that "cable TV" was at the forefront of Orwell's mind as he wrote 1984. But it didn't need to be. Two-way radio was well understood, and TV was commonly seen as the logical extension of radio, so 2-way TV was probably anticipated by anybody with imagination.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:25 PM (iZhRB)


Apparently on Netflix (don't worry, I'm piggybacking on another's acct) there is a series on 1984. I've been debating on whether to check it out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 10:31 PM (F0YaR)

366 361 Such is my life...


Life be hard, yo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 18, 2021 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

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So is Bob Dole!

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (CAJOC)

367 People have the same strange definition for the word "evidence" when it comes to election fraud. So when he says "no reason" he means "not the reason I'll accept". And like evidence, the one they'll accept doesn't exist. Its a mythical Platonic Ideal.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled


Which dim bulb famously said: "It is BECAUSE of a lack of evidence that we must investigate."

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (nJHD5)

368 >>Mis Hum has released the crack monkeys.

It's "trained rhesus monkey concierge service."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (vuisn)

369 What did Waffle House do to the dumbshts?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (buTO7)

370 bbl. Gotta make a smokes run.

Posted by: Fou Troll at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (HLwmB)

371 You're thinking of a Snuggie. A woobie is just a security blanket.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

We called them 'nonnie blankets'.

Indians called it 'maize'.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)

372 The woobie is the finest implement of battle ever devised!
Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:26 PM (JjhF7)


Yeah, but can you wear one?

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:33 PM (t62xj)

373 People have the same strange definition for the word "evidence" when it comes to election fraud. So when he says "no reason" he means "not the reason I'll accept"

--

see also, hunter biden's laptop.

the leftist controlled media doesn't care about facts. the left sure AF doesn't care. the right is too spineless to fight over mere quibbles like this.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:33 PM (ZZK0E)

374 364 No One, a Snuggie looks like what I was picturing.
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:31 PM (t62xj)

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Fun fact - there's a similar product called a Slanket. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Snuggie, does it?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:33 PM (CAJOC)

375 368 >>Mis Hum has released the crack monkeys.

It's "trained rhesus monkey concierge service."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (vuisn)

Superior Simian Service.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

376 good news guys, twitters' fact checkers have determined there is no supply chain crisis.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (ZZK0E)

377 anyway...are you talking about when the sax starts up as she's finishing her bit?
Posted by: Tim Riggins

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3aJvIFK9-xk

At 2:05 through 2:11, and at the end. Super loud high harmonic.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (OssQ4)

378 Fun fact - there's a similar product called a Slanket. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Snuggie, does it?

Sounds vaguely disreputable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (SchxB)

379 Damn near Tuvan throat singing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (OssQ4)

380 371 You're thinking of a Snuggie. A woobie is just a security blanket.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

We called them 'nonnie blankets'.

Indians called it 'maize'.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)

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Eskimos have 87 different words for it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (CAJOC)

381 147 Okay, this is funny.

https://tinyurl.com/8rrsbbde

I'd say this is probably 99% of us at this point.
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Too right!

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (W+kMI)

382 376 good news guys, twitters' fact checkers have determined there is no supply chain crisis.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (ZZK0E)

There are plenty of chains. Why are people complaining?

Posted by: Twitter Fact Checker at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

383 Yeah, but can you wear one?

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:33 PM



No, it's just a blanket, basically... I think confusion arises because it's officially called a "poncho liner" and you can wear a poncho, so...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:36 PM (JjhF7)

384 I imagine that Miklos is cruising in his very fine automobile sporting some new vanity plates MYLEENS.

Tonypete I am very much looking forward to meeting you in real life too.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2021 10:36 PM (a4EWo)

385 380 371 You're thinking of a Snuggie. A woobie is just a security blanket.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

We called them 'nonnie blankets'.
Indians called it 'maize'.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)
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Eskimos have 87 different words for it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (CAJOC)

As does Hunter Biden for snow, funny enough.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:36 PM (ynpvh)

386 369 continued

Nevermind, I figured out hyperlinks.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 10:36 PM (buTO7)

387 Ending in "Y" - a limerick

The situation has sure gotten awful
Waitress pulled a gun, it's unlawful!
While the bacon is frying
The bullets are flying
Another day, at the ol' House of Waffle

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:36 PM (5Woea)

388 378 Fun fact - there's a similar product called a Slanket. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Snuggie, does it?

Sounds vaguely disreputable.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 10:34 PM (SchxB)

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Now I fully expect 'rons and ette's to regale us with tales of their childhoods, eating bowls of Kaboom! while wearing a Slanket.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:36 PM (CAJOC)

389 Apparently on Netflix (don't worry, I'm piggybacking on another's acct) there is a series on 1984. I've been debating on whether to check it out.

--

In a bold twist, it turns out that Oceania was gay all along.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:37 PM (ZZK0E)

390 If I recall correctly, Asa Hutchinson is lame duck these days. I'm guessing he's preparing for post-term opportunities.
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (t62xj)

Yeah, he's term-limited out next year. It's an open secret in Arkansas that he's doing and saying what the Walmart CEO tells him to do and say, and it's suspected he wants a seat on their board when he's done. The state legislature is thankfully able to override his veto on certain bills.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at October 18, 2021 10:37 PM (VoV+1)

391 Hopefully crack monkeys aren't like anal otters...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Titi monkeys > crack monkeys > anal otters

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:37 PM (OssQ4)

392 Fun fact - there's a similar product called a Slanket. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Snuggie, does it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Man, but, "Let's get under the Slanket." just screams, "gonna get lucky!"

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:37 PM (nJHD5)

393 Some anarchists are more ownerous than others.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:37 PM (KAi1n)

394 Fun fact - there's a similar product called a Slanket. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Snuggie, does it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:33 PM (CAJOC)

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Pro Tip: When you order, double check your spelling. If they ship you a Skankette, you'll never get rid of her and she'll drink all your liquor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

395 At 2:05 through 2:11, and at the end. Super loud high harmonic.

--

her appearance reminds me of an old beavis bit:

hehe, you know when you the outline of a girl behind a screen, that means she's hot.

whoa...yeah. hot!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:39 PM (ZZK0E)

396 216 Well, locally the Waffle Houses are running a sporadic schedule, closing early, some closed all the time. It's staffing and supply chain problems.

We are fucked when the Waffle House has gone down.
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It's not just your neighborhood. None of the Waffle Houses near me are fully open 24/7. Between employee shortages and Wuhan restrictions none of them have dine-in times for third shift, only carry-out. And no third shift service Sundays and Mondays. It's not proper Waffle House dining at all.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:39 PM (W+kMI)

397

Real genuine-issue woobies are soft and smooth and cool on naked skin -- just like silk!

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:39 PM (JjhF7)

398 Liner? We don' need no steenkeen liners.

Posted by: Bandito No. 3 at October 18, 2021 10:39 PM (VxC1e)

399 When you order, double check your spelling. If they ship you a Skankette, you'll never get rid of her and she'll drink all your liquor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Got an address? (strictly for research purposes)

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:40 PM (nJHD5)

400 392 Fun fact - there's a similar product called a Slanket. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Snuggie, does it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Man, but, "Let's get under the Slanket." just screams, "gonna get lucky!"
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:37 PM (nJHD5)

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The odds that someone has both a Slanket and a significant other are vanishingly small. It's no coincidence it rhymes with "wank it".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:40 PM (CAJOC)

401 Some anarchists are more ownerous than others.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:37 PM



ISWYDT...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:40 PM (JjhF7)

402 ----------

Idiots! They just need to go to the lead scientists at Raytheon, Boeing, or whatever manufacturer the Chinese spies stole it from and ask.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (sy5kK)
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A frequenter at a med facility that had many Chinese employees. After Trump did his expose and shut down embassies the number of visible Chinese there are slim to none.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 10:40 PM (dl6yC)

403 394 Fun fact - there's a similar product called a Slanket. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Snuggie, does it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:33 PM (CAJOC)

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Pro Tip: When you order, double check your spelling. If they ship you a Skankette, you'll never get rid of her and she'll drink all your liquor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

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The voice of experience, I presume?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:41 PM (CAJOC)

404 Tim, there's a little bit of all of us here in Beavis and Butthead, I think.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ4)

405 295 Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian,
will clear that right up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

Since the pharmacies won't dispense Ivermectin even when authorized by a doctor's prescription, this is about the best therapy still available.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:42 PM (sy5kK)

406 I'd be concerned about a number of unpleasant diseases lurking beneath a Slanket.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2021 10:42 PM (a4EWo)

407 287 Bratislava, won't you take me by the hand?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (KAi1n)

Well played, SFGoth.

Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm
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Are you going to sell your house in town?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:42 PM (W+kMI)

408 Woob woob woob woob!

Posted by: Zombie Curly at October 18, 2021 10:43 PM (3/XaG)

409 FFS is this a smart military blog or not, a woobie is a gi pncho quilted lner

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:43 PM (K3ZCc)

410 There once was a Waffle House client,

Whose demeanor was less than compliant,

The waitress drew down,

Scared the shit from the clown,

John Browning made her self-reliant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:43 PM (iZhRB)

411 Red Sox spank Astros in ALCS game 3, 12-3, bringing the series score to 2-1 Sox.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:43 PM (OssQ4)

412 Why did New York even have a statue of a Virginian who disliked and distrusted New York anyway?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (/KPLX)

413
The fine Columbian was weed, not snow. Columbia had the best weed back in the 70's, or at least that's what I read...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

It truly was. These days with what they are selling in legalized state stores, it's more like dirt weed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

414 Excuse me, I think you forgot the chee...
(click, click)
It's delicious! Mmmm! Great eggs!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (buTO7)

415 Are there any major weather/terrestrial events going on at the moment? Any earthquakes? volcanos? (La Palma seems stale) Cyclones or landslides, or maybe a gale? Tsunamis and blizzards, cockroaches and wizards? Scorching heat, freezing cold, endless night, or wind so bold?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

416 Woob woob woob woob!
Posted by: Zombie Curly

Man I hate dubstep.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:45 PM (OssQ4)

417 I'd be concerned about a number of unpleasant diseases lurking beneath a Slanket.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


Have who's ever under there tested, you should be fine.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:45 PM (nJHD5)

418 The National League better wake up their bats because the Red Sox are sick right now.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (ZZK0E)

419 415 Are there any major weather/terrestrial events going on at the moment? Any earthquakes? volcanos? (La Palma seems stale) Cyclones or landslides, or maybe a gale? Tsunamis and blizzards, cockroaches and wizards? Scorching heat, freezing cold, endless night, or wind so bold?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

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I hear there's a swarm of Hordelings descending on Texas...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

420 396 216 Well, locally the Waffle Houses are running a sporadic schedule, closing early, some closed all the time. It's staffing and supply chain problems.

We are fucked when the Waffle House has gone down.
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It's not just your neighborhood. None of the Waffle Houses near me are fully open 24/7. Between employee shortages and Wuhan restrictions none of them have dine-in times for third shift, only carry-out. And no third shift service Sundays and Mondays. It's not proper Waffle House dining at all.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:39 PM (W+kMI)

Oh yeah? I don't think there even ANY Waffle Houses in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

421 Are there any major weather/terrestrial events going on at the moment? Any earthquakes? volcanos? (La Palma seems stale) Cyclones or landslides, or maybe a gale? Tsunamis and blizzards, cockroaches and wizards? Scorching heat, freezing cold, endless night, or wind so bold?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

There's a plague of Frogs in Ottawa.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (iZhRB)

422 417 I'd be concerned about a number of unpleasant diseases lurking beneath a Slanket.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


Have who's ever under there tested, you should be fine.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:45 PM (nJHD5)

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What if it's Bill Clinton or Hunter Biden? Do you even want to get close enough to test them?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (CAJOC)

423 Cannibal Bob, if you're still here...

Went to the grocery store yesterday. Saw a couple coming down the aisle, wife had a Halloween decoration in the box, a nearly life sized plastic skeleton. They were coming from back by the meat section. I gestured at the box, then at the rear of the store and said, "Hey, are the ribs on sale?" Husband looked puzzled and said, "I don't know" so I pointed at the box and asked the wife, "Are the ribs on sale?"

Finally the light dawned and they both got a good chuckle out of it.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (5Woea)

424 It truly was. These days with what they are selling in legalized state stores, it's more like dirt weed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

The brown frown. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (VwHCD)

425 The odds that someone has both a Slanket and a significant other are vanishingly small. It's no coincidence it rhymes with "wank it".

Then I probably already have one around here somewhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (SchxB)

426 Yeah, it was a home run derby at Fenway tonight, watched it with hubs, they have muddled the sound several times during the live post game show, it made me wonder if some Let's Go Brandon chants were being censored.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (a4EWo)

427 >They had the police called
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

But of course. Fen's Law is real.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (cSs/W)

428 The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a "Good Samaritan,"
---------

Any day now, I expect Frankie to declare Old Nick as "A hail fellow, well met"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (GBHAb)

429 In this case, I think Ronnie was suffering from butter face, right? How old was she in this video?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (ZZK0E)

430 Wank it real good

Posted by: Devo at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (kR3Q3)

431 Bongino is a clown and should be taken off the radio.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (nx1eS)

432 338 295 Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian,
will clear that right up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

The fine Columbian was weed, not snow. Columbia had the best weed back in the 70's, or at least that's what I read...
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The YouTube comments for "Hey Nineteen" have a passioned debate on whether or not "the fine Colombian" was weed or blow. Like it makes a difference, but the old hipsters and hippies had to go all in. I suspect it's weed, but either one works for the context of the song though.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (W+kMI)

433 There's a plague of Frogs in Ottawa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (iZhRB)

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Soon...

Posted by: Boils at October 18, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)

434 If only the chinks would test fire toward kalorama. If only.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:48 PM (kR3Q3)

435 413
The fine Columbian was weed, not snow. Columbia had the best weed back in the 70's, or at least that's what I read...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

It truly was. These days with what they are selling in legalized state stores, it's more like dirt weed.
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The hillbillies down Copperhead Road have worked hard at refining the blend. So it's been said anyway.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:48 PM (W+kMI)

436
Finally the light dawned and they both got a good chuckle out of it.
Posted by: Muldoon


You tickled her funny bone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (63Dwl)

437 The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a "Good Samaritan,"

-

the pope ... ugh. He also timed an edict about paying taxes after the daily libel against trump was that he wasn't paying taxes...saying that people not paying taxes was why fake people on the news were dying because they couldn't get fake ventilators.

the pontiff is just another South american commie thug

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (ZZK0E)

438 The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a "Good Samaritan,"
---------

Any day now, I expect Frankie to declare Old Nick as "A hail fellow, well met"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc,

That is so messed up.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (OssQ4)

439 What if it's Bill Clinton or Hunter Biden? Do you even want to get close enough to test them?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Gawd no! We're talking flame thrower sterilization at that point.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (nJHD5)

440 The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a "Good Samaritan,"
---------

Any day now, I expect Frankie to declare Old Nick as "A hail fellow, well met"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (GBHAb)

I seem to remember that in Biblical times, Samaritans were considered to be thugs and assholes, so St. Floyd would have fit right in, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (iZhRB)

441 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:43 PM (iZhRB)

*****

I like yours better than mine.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (5Woea)

442 421 Are there any major weather/terrestrial events going on at the moment? Any earthquakes? volcanos? (La Palma seems stale) Cyclones or landslides, or maybe a gale? Tsunamis and blizzards, cockroaches and wizards? Scorching heat, freezing cold, endless night, or wind so bold?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

There's a plague of Frogs in Ottawa.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (iZhRB)

Well, should be at least one plague upon DC and Sacramento, if not more, IMHO.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:50 PM (ynpvh)

443 423 Cannibal Bob, if you're still here...

Went to the grocery store yesterday. Saw a couple coming down the aisle, wife had a Halloween decoration in the box, a nearly life sized plastic skeleton. They were coming from back by the meat section. I gestured at the box, then at the rear of the store and said, "Hey, are the ribs on sale?" Husband looked puzzled and said, "I don't know" so I pointed at the box and asked the wife, "Are the ribs on sale?"

Finally the light dawned and they both got a good chuckle out of it.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:47 PM (5Woea)

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My wife and I were walking around the neighborhood last evening, and passed by a house that had a 12-ft skeleton in the yard. The eyes were digital, and would blink at you. It was the most impressive Halloween decoration I've seen in quite a while.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:50 PM (CAJOC)

444 The situation has sure gotten awful
Waitress pulled a gun, it's unlawful!
While the bacon is frying
The bullets are flying
Another day, at the ol' House of Waffle
Posted by: Muldoon
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'Smothered and covered ' takes on a new meaning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 10:50 PM (GBHAb)

445 420 396 216

Oh yeah? I don't think there even ANY Waffle Houses in my neck of the woods.
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Is that "any locations" or "any locations open at all" out there by you?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:50 PM (W+kMI)

446 Were there any farms in 1984? I have sadly never read that one or Brave New World. I tried Brave New World as a teen and came away with: those people are fucking bizarre.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2021 10:51 PM (kBuGL)

447 There's a plague of Frogs in Ottawa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (iZhRB)

Well, with the antichrist in the oval office with his mark of the beast shit I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 10:51 PM (VwHCD)

448 I seem to remember that in Biblical times, Samaritans were considered to be thugs and assholes, so St. Floyd would have fit right in, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (iZhRB)

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Samaritans were widely known for their tradition of pistol-whipping their pregnant baby mamas after snorting Fentanyl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 10:51 PM (VxC1e)

449 Slanket Jackson didn't quite make it...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:51 PM (kR3Q3)

450 Dammit. I've got to get to work on my King Harv costume.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 10:51 PM (GBHAb)

451 Aetius, A Clockwork Orange starts off tough too.

There's a whole bit at the beginning of Burgess' novel, about the shapes of... the crotches in the Droogs' tights. Apparently Anthony had a fetish... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

452 I like yours better than mine.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:49 PM (5Woea)

Shuffles and blushes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:52 PM (iZhRB)

453 Muldoon has become a poet. Merging Steely dan and Waffle House gunplay, I think I have a number that ties it both together. With a gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM89Cx3GQJg

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:52 PM (W+kMI)

454 I hear there's a swarm of Hordelings descending on Texas...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (CAJOC)


There's a plague of Frogs in Ottawa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:46 PM (iZhRB)

chicken and egg?

cause and effect?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

455 An indignant Portland Antifa "journalist" pointed out the lies directed at her friend, and pointed to the following Twitter thread:

https://twitter.com/Noshu4me/
status/1450153479402504196
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

that entire thread is hilarious! What a bunch of fucking idiots!!! Amazing how Property Ownership suddenly becomes important to defend when it's YOUR property and some other asshole is trying to take it away from you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:53 PM (evAgx)

456 My wife and I were walking around the neighborhood last evening, and passed by a house that had a 12-ft skeleton in the yard. The eyes were digital, and would blink at you. It was the most impressive Halloween decoration I've seen in quite a while.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 10:50 PM (CAJOC)

Somebody around the corner got some huge frigging grim reaper like that. That big shit seems to be the thing this year.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 10:53 PM (VwHCD)

457 barack obama is to jimmy carter as waffl house is to burger king

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)

458 Hey Ferd, I think Daniel Craig needs a good knob gobble. Chop chop.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:53 PM (kR3Q3)

459 They had the police called
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 18, 2021 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

But of course. Fen's Law is real.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it!


Is that when a person hates the police but has to use them to fix a problem they themselves made?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:53 PM (nJHD5)

460 Shuffles and blushes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


******

Ah hell, man, don't go all wobbly on us here.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:53 PM (5Woea)

461 421 Are there any major weather/terrestrial events going on at the moment? Any earthquakes? volcanos? (La Palma seems stale) Cyclones or landslides, or maybe a gale? Tsunamis and blizzards, cockroaches and wizards? Scorching heat, freezing cold, endless night, or wind so bold?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

There's a plague of Frogs in Ottawa.
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Funny that, you'd expect the plague of frogs to be in Montreal.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:54 PM (W+kMI)

462 445 420 396 216

Oh yeah? I don't think there even ANY Waffle Houses in my neck of the woods.
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Is that "any locations" or "any locations open at all" out there by you?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:50 PM (W+kMI)

Just went to the Waffle House website. Closest one is in the outskirts of Phoenix...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

463 Aids or coke, which will take jugears first...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:55 PM (kR3Q3)

464 1984 is timeless. Brave New World was a bit too topical and is more of a period piece.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (3/XaG)

465 The Ronnettes.

The Motown sound.

I'll never get tired of listening.

Ever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (sy5kK)

466 Back when I worked, the company laid everyone off for 4 months, gave everyone a mass layoff number to go collect unemployment. But the dept of unemployment required that you fill out three job applications a week, so I'd fill out applications to make sure they wouldn't call me.

Reason for leaving last job:
Grand larceny
Shot customer
Suspected rape

Whatever I could think of that would leave me laughing. Nobody ever called me for an interview.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (buTO7)

467 464 1984 is timeless. Brave New World was a bit too topical and is more of a period piece.
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (3/XaG)

1984 is a great story.

Brave New World is where we're living now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (evAgx)

468 Just went to the Waffle House website. Closest one is in the outskirts of Phoenix...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

There is one in Apache Junction. On Idaho Road, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (iZhRB)

469 if eddie mney is at the horde he is using the nom de hq qdpsteve

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 10:57 PM (K3ZCc)

470 Kanye West's name change is reportedly official after his petition to change his name from Kanye Omari West to simply "Ye" was granted

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 10:57 PM (X5CsJ)

471 451 Aetius, A Clockwork Orange starts off tough too.
There's a whole bit at the beginning of Burgess' novel, about the shapes of... the crotches in the Droogs' tights. Apparently Anthony had a fetish... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

Part of it was: when I was a teen, I would read anything.

-it had to grab my attention fairly quickly. Louis L'amour books fell by the wayside due to this.

-if it was annoying, bizarre or there was a rape scene, It went on a shelf like the book ace was talking about earlier and I specifically did not finish it.

-Good old fashion swashbuckling and daring do were a requirement. In the old usage: It had to be 'Romantic' in the sense of Alexander Dumas.

Sure there was some stuff that in hindsight was pretty cringeworthy, but I do not regret it- not one line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2021 10:57 PM (kBuGL)

472 Supposedly Hulu has agreed to pay for "History of the World: Part II" with Mel Brooks writing. Some sort of 8 episode thing that follows directly from where Part I left off.


We'll see what actually comes out of that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 10:58 PM (SchxB)

473 The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a "Good Samaritan,"

You have got to be fucking kidding...

The best thing he's done for others is OD and croak.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:58 PM (kR3Q3)

474 Closest Waffle House to me here is 2-1/2 hours away, in Colo Spgs. I could make it by breakfast time!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:58 PM (5Woea)

475 There is one in Apache Junction. On Idaho Road, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Dang AOP you sure seem to have had a lot of seat time!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:59 PM (nJHD5)

476 Biden. Harris. Garland. And their kind.

They are NOT Yangs.

The ARE Comms.

They abuse the Holy Words.

They are liars.

They will destroy your way of life.

I know of these things.

Posted by: Cloud William at October 18, 2021 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

477 I'm hoping to make it to Texas Roadhouse in Corona for lunch sometime between now and the end of the year. About an hour drive each way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

478

I think the nearest Waffle House to me is in Scranton...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 10:59 PM (JjhF7)

479 Some Rat, that Johnny Cash song "I been everywhere man!"? It was about AOP. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

480 If I were on that train, and whacked the rapist, say by jamming a lead pencil into his ear canal, I wouldn't stick around. Pull the emergency cord, and unass the train as it came to a stop.

I was thinking something a bit more subtle, simply provide a professional blood choke, put the perp to sleep, set him aside and then escort the victim out at the very next stop where you both depart and disappear into the night.

It will not startle the passengers, and you stand a much better chance in court by claiming all you were trying to do was restrain the rapist long enough to safely depart. (well actually you wouldn't claim anything, your lawyer would work that out)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 11:00 PM (+LCoQ)

481 Zettai, say hi to the folks in The Office for us. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

482 462 445 420 396 216

Oh yeah? I don't think there even ANY Waffle Houses in my neck of the woods.
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Is that "any locations" or "any locations open at all" out there by you?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:50 PM (W+kMI)

Just went to the Waffle House website. Closest one is in the outskirts of Phoenix...
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How sad to live in a state without a Waffle House in every zip code. Sometimes two or three of them! Now here in SW Ohio, Hamilton County and Warren County (away from I-71) don't have many of them. Butler & Clermont Counties have many!

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:00 PM (W+kMI)

483

Scranton is an hour away!

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:01 PM (JjhF7)

484 Btw, thanks to my parents for having a huge number of novels for me to read- and taking me to the bookstore whenever I wanted. Thanks to Hawley-Cooke bookstores in Louisville. It is strange, the first time I walked in to the big one on Shelbyville rd, I had that same thrill and sense of wonder when, many moons later I stood in St. Peter's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2021 11:01 PM (kBuGL)

485 Zettai: small price to pay to enjoy the wonders of Scranton! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)

486 I doubt anyone does any pistol-whipping after a dose of fentanyl.... Maybe when (if) they wake up, it's worn off, and they need to score.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:01 PM (KAi1n)

487 468 Just went to the Waffle House website. Closest one is in the outskirts of Phoenix...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

There is one in Apache Junction. On Idaho Road, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (iZhRB)

Yeah, but I'm in San Diego, so Phoenix is closer. You'd think they'd at least have on in Yuma 3hrs away from here...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

488 474 Closest Waffle House to me here is 2-1/2 hours away, in Colo Spgs. I could make it by breakfast time!
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Timing is everything, man.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:02 PM (W+kMI)

489 463 Aids or coke, which will take jugears first...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:55 PM (kR3Q3)

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Bat'leth to the skull.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 11:02 PM (CAJOC)

490 489 463 Aids or coke, which will take jugears first...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:55 PM (kR3Q3)

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Bat'leth to the skull.
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With his widow's fingerprints on it no doubt.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (W+kMI)

491 I think Texas is pretty well blanketed with waffle houses. That and donut shops run by Koreans and other asian types.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (evAgx)

492 470 Kanye West's name change is reportedly official after his petition to change his name from Kanye Omari West to simply "Ye" was granted

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 10:57 PM (X5CsJ)

I don't know if that's better than Phuc Dat Bich...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

493 everybody is an hour away fro somewhere

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (K3ZCc)

494

It's got to be better than Bimton...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (JjhF7)

495 Always remember that the holy words include the hallowed phrase Proposition 13. This is known.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (KAi1n)

496 463 Aids or coke, which will take jugears first...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:55 PM (kR3Q3)


"We've never seen anything like it, his anus canal appears to have been torn completely open and apart. It's as if somebody shoved a Louisville Slugger up there or something!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

497 Btw, thanks to my parents for having a huge number of novels for me to read- and taking me to the bookstore whenever I wanted. Thanks to Hawley-Cooke bookstores in Louisville. It is strange, the first time I walked in to the big one on Shelbyville rd, I had that same thrill and sense of wonder when, many moons later I stood in St. Peter's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Dad had subscriptions to "True" and "Saga" when I was a kid...there were a lot of really good articles in those mags.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:04 PM (nJHD5)

498 An elementary school teacher in South Carolina was arrested after weed edibles were found in a box of prizes meant for her students.
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Marleen, Darleen...?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 11:04 PM (WD9ZA)

499 I will have a steady job soon, so I will be able to eat at a Texas Roadhouse, maybe a Smokey Bones. I know I wasn't doing the best in life when Waffle House was my fine dining out.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:04 PM (W+kMI)

500 good news guys, twitters' fact checkers have determined there is no supply chain crisis.

Posted by: Tim Riggins
----
There was no toilet paper, paper towels, or plastic spoons at Costco today....I would say that there is an issue.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 11:05 PM (UUBmN)

501 Heck, I could get six hours sleep and still make it to Colo Spgs in time for bkfst.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:05 PM (5Woea)

502 Aids or coke, which will take jugears first...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:55 PM (kR3Q3)
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Bat'leth to the skull.
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With his widow's fingerprints on it no doubt.
Posted by: exdem13

That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 18, 2021 11:05 PM (kR3Q3)

503 exdem, good luck.

For a long time for me, Chili's was fine dining.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

504 415 Are there any major weather/terrestrial events going on at the moment? Any earthquakes? volcanos? (La Palma seems stale) Cyclones or landslides, or maybe a gale? Tsunamis and blizzards, cockroaches and wizards? Scorching heat, freezing cold, endless night, or wind so bold?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)


Hey. I read earlier that you fell off the weed wagon.

Did you bounce?*

*Let it be known that THC should be legal in every country and subunit thereof. That's my opinion. It's a matter of personal choice; if you object to mandatory vaccines, what's your objection to legal pot?

The gubmint should not be telling you what to put in your bodies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 11:05 PM (F0YaR)

505 Mmmm, waffle runoff. I could go for some of Homer Simpson's patented space-age Moon waffles. Alas, all i can make ATM is pancakes.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:06 PM (KAi1n)

506 I have a question about "woobies". I thought they were like a wearable blanket that would stay on your arms and shoulders or something like that. Am I mistaken? The examples I've found on the internet seem to be nothing more than a small blanket.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 10:22 PM (t62xj)
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they're called "poncho liners" by real Soldiers... only today's "Army" calls them "woobies", because they're lame.

they are designed to tie off on the four corners of a poncho, to turn it into a half assed sleeping bag, or just for you to wrap up in when you're freezing your ass off on watch. no holes for your head, it's a solid sheet of light, quilted nylon with strings on the corners.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 18, 2021 11:06 PM (ZGkEN)

507 >Is that when a person hates the police but has to use them to fix a problem they themselves made?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:53 PM (nJHD5)

The Left doesn't actually believe in any of the things they advocate for.

Everything for them is special pleading.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 18, 2021 11:06 PM (cSs/W)

508 I'm fairly sure Waffle Houses are just commercial double wides. The one around here looks like they just pulled it in and put some skirting around the bottom. It could be gone down the highway tomorrow if need be.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 11:06 PM (buTO7)

509 491 I think Texas is pretty well blanketed with waffle houses. That and donut shops run by Koreans and other asian types.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 11:03 PM (evAgx)

Hell with that, if I'm in Texas, I'm getting biscuits and gravy. Can't get good stuff here in San Diego, as far as I've found.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

510 497 Dad had subscriptions to "True" and "Saga" when I was a kid...there were a lot of really good articles in those mags.
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I have a paperback collection of WW II stories from True that I pulled from my Mom's stepdad's collection when he passed. Great stuff! Two articles were written by C.S. Forester and Fletcher Pratt, respectively.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:06 PM (W+kMI)

511 "We've never seen anything like it, his anus canal appears to have been torn completely open and apart. It's as if somebody shoved a Louisville Slugger up there or something!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve

Nobody said childbirth was easy!

Posted by: Mama Pete Bootyboot at October 18, 2021 11:07 PM (kR3Q3)

512 Oh, there is a Waffle House next to the Hampster Inn where the TXMoMe is at...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 11:07 PM (UUBmN)

513 Thanks for the woobie/snuggie/slanket info, Horde! I'm scheming about ways to enjoy our veranda in the colder weather.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2021 11:07 PM (t62xj)

514 Dang AOP you sure seem to have had a lot of seat time!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 10:59 PM (nJHD5)

Heh. I was right. Looked it up. Its address is on E. 29th Avenue in AJ, but the Chevron it shares the lot with fronts on Idaho Road.

Not surprising I should know it. I have been spending at least part of the Winter in AJ since 2014.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:08 PM (iZhRB)

515
1984 is a great story.

Brave New World is where we're living now.
Posted by: Tom Servo


It's a mish mash of both.

https://tinyurl.com/22shnzk2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 11:08 PM (63Dwl)

516 500 good news guys, twitters' fact checkers have determined there is no supply chain crisis.

Posted by: Tim Riggins
----
There was no toilet paper, paper towels, or plastic spoons at Costco today....I would say that there is an issue.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 11:05 PM (UUBmN)

I've been to several stores in the past few days. Got some clothes, clothing store said they were having supply issues. Went to Big 5, gal said they were having supply issues. I'm just waiting for the gas shortages...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

517 472 Supposedly Hulu has agreed to pay for "History of the World: Part II" with Mel Brooks writing. Some sort of 8 episode thing that follows directly from where Part I left off.


We'll see what actually comes out of that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 10:58 PM (SchxB)

---------------------------

I forget where I saw it (might have even been here at the HQ), but folks were talking about a Spaceballs sequel. There was one suggestion that, rather than call it Spaceballs 2, call it Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2. Then, about halfway through, they discover Spaceballs 2, and it turns into a completely different movie.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2021 11:09 PM (CAJOC)

518

The woobie is surprisingly warm for its weight...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:09 PM (JjhF7)

519 503 exdem, good luck.

For a long time for me, Chili's was fine dining.
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Chili's is not bad, it's no Applebee's but it's not bad. Now, a couple of times when I had the $$$ I would go to Cracker Barrel on a quiet Sunday. Pan fried chicken with corn and mashed potatoes. Glorious!

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:09 PM (W+kMI)

520 "all i can make ATM is pancakes."

I'll take a stack of ass to mouth pancakes! Mmmm, good!

Posted by: Bareback Obama at October 18, 2021 11:09 PM (kR3Q3)

521 well well, my waffle houses are where us DC snobs would expect them to be, Fredneck and Charlestown

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 11:10 PM (ZZK0E)

522 Oh yeah? I don't think there even ANY Waffle Houses in my neck of the woods.
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If it hasn't been posted, a map: https://tinyurl.com/8p8tza3c

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 11:10 PM (830x5)

523 Back when I worked, the company laid everyone off for 4 months, gave everyone a mass layoff number to go collect unemployment. But the dept of unemployment required that you fill out three job applications a week, so I'd fill out applications to make sure they wouldn't call me. Reason for leaving last job: Grand larceny Shot customer Suspected rape
Whatever I could think of that would leave me laughing. Nobody ever called me for an interview. Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 10:56 PM (buTO7)

There was an actor I heard of who just wanted o draw the unemployment check who put that his occupation was "World's Fair Designer."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 11:10 PM (BMmaB)

524 Dammit now it's midnight and I'm hungry.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:10 PM (W+kMI)

525 Oh, there is a Waffle House next to the Hampster Inn where the TXMoMe is at...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 11:07 PM (UUBmN)

Yup, first thing I did.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 11:11 PM (VwHCD)

526 Went down the rabbit hole watching other versions of Be My Baby on YT. If it hasn't been mentioned yet, this one is mesmerizing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WOGRCy3wBw

Posted by: chris+opher at October 18, 2021 11:11 PM (RffAl)

527 Dad had subscriptions to "True" and "Saga" when I was a kid...there were a lot of really good articles in those mags.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:04 PM (nJHD5)

Seems that category of magazine has completely disappeared. And they did have some good serious stories along with the tabloid-ey lurid stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:12 PM (iZhRB)

528 I've been to several stores in the past few days. Got some clothes, clothing store said they were having supply issues. Went to Big 5, gal said they were having supply issues. I'm just waiting for the gas shortages...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Guy I know was offered 1K per acre for a lease on his mineral rights a year ago, this month they offered 2500....

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:12 PM (nJHD5)

529 Dennis Prager had Covid, he caught it on purpose to acquire natural immunity.

He's treating it with Regeneron, HCQ, and ivermectin.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:13 PM (dl6yC)

530 527 Dad had subscriptions to "True" and "Saga" when I was a kid...there were a lot of really good articles in those mags.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:04 PM (nJHD5)

Seems that category of magazine has completely disappeared. And they did have some good serious stories along with the tabloid-ey lurid stuff.
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It's been replaced by the "true story" vids on YouTube. I have many such links.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:13 PM (W+kMI)

531

He's the boobie woobie bungler boy in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

532 I'd take some Regeneron right now.
I need some regeneration.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:14 PM (dl6yC)

533 I did not fall off the weed wagon. It was going in circles and i got bored; i casually disembarked. Nothing that anyone can do whilst remaining productive, healthy, and non-threatening should be illegal to that person.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:14 PM (KAi1n)

534 If it hasn't been posted, a map: https://tinyurl.com/8p8tza3c
Posted by: Mike Hammer


*****

Before opening that link I told Missus Muldoon, "I'll bet it's heavily weighted in the southeast."

LOL

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:14 PM (5Woea)

535 Bratislava, won't you take me by the hand?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 10:07 PM (KAi1n)

Well played, SFGoth.

Now I've got a Steely Dan earworm
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Are you going to sell your house in town?
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 10:42 PM (W+kMI)

Right after I sparkle in your China

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:15 PM (mZUr4)

536 473 The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a "Good Samaritan,"

You have got to be fucking kidding...

The best thing he's done for others is OD and croak.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:58 PM (kR3Q3)

If there were justice on this earth, the same thing would happen to His Holinheadness.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 18, 2021 11:15 PM (qvjMx)

537 i found a single link discussing them, if anyone is interested.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 18, 2021 10:02 PM (ZGkEN)


I heard of it when I was living in Eugene, it was a big enough thing then, but there is no information now the i could find, outside of course notes for a course on the Soviet satellite revolts that I ran into by accident.

Rosa Parks did less with less risk and is more famous for some reason.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 11:16 PM (KbLYZ)

538 BOC covered Be My Baby. No cowbell.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

539 Angelina Jolie looks sick, anorexic, besides having that metal strip implanted lip to chin and tattoos.
yuck _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:16 PM (dl6yC)

540 Seems that category of magazine has completely disappeared. And they did have some good serious stories along with the tabloid-ey lurid stuff.

You reminded me of this. Was getting groceries last night and noticed the National Enquirer is doing a story on why the vaccines are failing.

Sadly Weekly World News is no longer available to tell us how Bat Boy is fairing the current crises.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)

541 Nothing that anyone can do whilst remaining productive, healthy, and non-threatening should be illegal to that person.
Posted by: SFGoth
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We've been saying that for 100 years about stills, up here in the mountains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 11:17 PM (bPH26)

542

I need some Regeneron for my regenitals...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:17 PM (JjhF7)

543 well well, my waffle houses are where us DC snobs would expect them to be, Fredneck and Charlestown
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 11:10 PM (ZZK0E)

5 locations within a 15 minute drive of my house in Harford County MD. 1 less than a mile away

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:17 PM (mZUr4)

544 There must be a dozen Waffle Houses within a 12 mile radius of my house... and I live in "the sticks".

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 11:17 PM (F0YaR)

545 Dennis Prager had Covid, he caught it on purpose to acquire natural immunity.

I would have never guessed that Dennis Prager fancied himself to be a bug catcher.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 18, 2021 11:17 PM (+LCoQ)

546 522 Oh yeah? I don't think there even ANY Waffle Houses in my neck of the woods.
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If it hasn't been posted, a map: https://tinyurl.com/8p8tza3c

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 11:10 PM (830x5)

So Waffle House has assiduously avoided the Left Coast, and stayed mostly in the South.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:18 PM (ynpvh)

547 Angelina Jolie looks sick, anorexic, besides having that metal strip implanted lip to chin and tattoos.
yuck _DM
Posted by: Braenyard


Never understood the drooling over her to begin with.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:18 PM (nJHD5)

548 "I'm just waiting for the gas shortages..."

The price of oil has gone up 12 bucks recently while the price of gas has held steady. A lot of smart buyers put down their future contracts very well.

I figure there's 35 cents a gallon of overhang just waiting and when it hits it might hit fast. I saw something about diesel might really rocket up. And then there's the winter blends coming, whoopee.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (Bwqq4)

549 Your Betters:

Jerome Powell, Fed Chair, who controls the value of our money Sold $5,000,000.00 in stock options just before the Dow tanked last year_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (dl6yC)

550 I ate at a Waffle House in Bentonville, AR once.

Once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

551
Around here, it used to be the Waffle House was the place to go when you were hungry as hell at 3AM, usually due to have take someone to the ER or some other calamity. You'd get damn good food at all hours.

Sadly, that is not the case anymore. Hell, that FEMA index may apply. The Waffle House is down, and that means the country is fucked. SOS. Economic Defcon 1.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)

552 "I'll bet it's heavily weighted in the southeast."

LOL
Posted by: Muldoon
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Spoken by someone who likely resides in the grits-deprived northern climes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (bPH26)

553 I've never been to a Waffle House.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

554 I am so disappointed for Miklos that he's missing all of these Waffle House comments

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:21 PM (mZUr4)

555 The pope praised deceased felon George Floyd as a "Good Samaritan,"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 10:58 PM (kR3Q3)
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Just with a home invasion prior.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 11:21 PM (OaZlZ)

556 nurse, I've never been to Waffle House either.

Guess I need to take a road trip to Goodyear, AZ in 2022. They have my nearest WH *and* Whataburger.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

557 I've never been to a Waffle House.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

Waffles are average. Hash Browns are unbeatable

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:22 PM (mZUr4)

558
So Waffle House has assiduously avoided the Left Coast

There aren't any hurricanes out that way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 11:22 PM (63Dwl)

559 they're called "poncho liners" by real Soldiers... only today's "Army" calls them "woobies", because they're lame.


Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 18, 2021 11:06 PM (ZGkEN)

Thou shalt not mess with another soldier's woobie.

Our quilt group made quilts with the cammo fabric that soldiers could roll up and tie onto packs. That was meant to cover the woobie when on bivouacs of varying types. They were certainly in demand.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 18, 2021 11:23 PM (qvjMx)

560 Yeah, i'm gonna make some pancakes later. I use that Kodiak higher-protein stuff. Add cinnamon, cardamom, egg, almond milk and almond flour. Put a lot of butter on it. Yeah. The blessings of civilization. Mark my words - we will miss pancakes.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:23 PM (KAi1n)

561 I've never been to a Waffle House.

You're not alone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:23 PM (SchxB)

562 I've never eaten at a Waffle House. If I'm gonna hit a 24-hour place, it'd probably be Katz's Deli.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 11:23 PM (QU5/8)

563 From your description of the Waffle House distribution relative to your current location, the NSA can triangulate you to within a three square block area. OPSEC, people!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:23 PM (5Woea)

564 Went down the rabbit hole watching other versions of Be My Baby on YT. If it hasn't been mentioned yet, this one is mesmerizing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WOGRCy3wBw
Posted by: chris+opher at October 18, 2021 11:11 PM (RffAl)


The Barbarettes are wonderful

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 11:23 PM (KbLYZ)

565 Nurse! {{{}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:23 PM (nJHD5)

566 553 I've never been to a Waffle House.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

Nor have I. I'm a bit, uh, north of where that might occur.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (qvjMx)

567 556 nurse, I've never been to Waffle House either.

Guess I need to take a road trip to Goodyear, AZ in 2022. They have my nearest WH *and* Whataburger.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

I go to Goodyear sometimes, but never for the tires.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (ynpvh)

568 Um...I hate to be the one to piss on everyone's parade but the Mystery Click is fake.
Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (4eLLD)
Well that sucks.
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:23

Where is this mystery click of which you speak? I'm missing it.

Posted by: Farmer at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (55Qr6)

569

The woobie is a sovereign nap blankie...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (JjhF7)

570 Waffle House > Denny's

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (OaZlZ)

571 The Waffle House in mouth stays mainly in the South.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (KAi1n)

572 I think the equivalent of Waffle House here in SoCal is Norms.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

573 IHOP > Eileen

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (VxC1e)

574 553 I've never been to a Waffle House.
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They're not out by you, nurse, more's the pity.
Where I'm at, there's eight within 45-50 minutes' drive time of me.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (W+kMI)

575 541 Nothing that anyone can do whilst remaining productive, healthy, and non-threatening should be illegal to that person.
Posted by: SFGoth

who says you're productive? HA!

(I do actually agree with you)

I have a bro-in-law who has always said, how can something you can grow in your own backyard and consume personally in your own house be illegal?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (evAgx)

576 noticed the National Enquirer is doing a story on why the vaccines are failing.

Sadly Weekly World News is no longer available to tell us how Bat Boy is fairing the current crises.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

CNN. What can't they do?!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (kR3Q3)

577 https://www.facebook.com/Leroy-restaurant-126491507401823/

We don't have Waffle House, we have Leroy's. Always open, always the same, for many many years. Plus you can get reindeer sausage in just about any dish and the hot sauce is plentiful as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 18, 2021 11:26 PM (qvjMx)

578 Christmas Eve tradition for the Doof family for the past 10 years or so -- church service followed by a nighttime meal at Waffle House. Waitress gets a very generous tip for Christmas

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:26 PM (mZUr4)

579 572 I think the equivalent of Waffle House here in SoCal is Norms.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

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Sambo's. But Sambo's is dead now, a victim of the professional outrage brigade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:26 PM (VxC1e)

580 570 Waffle House > Denny's

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (OaZlZ)

The prices at Denny's continue to go up, but the food leaves me mostly unimpressed. My MIL, God rest her soul, used to love going to one hear her place.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:26 PM (ynpvh)

581 Cicero, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

582
Waffles are average. Hash Browns are unbeatable

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:22 PM (mZUr4)


This person gets it. I could go there and order a glass of water... and a double order of hash browns.

Because mandatory. I mainly stay away, because carbs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 11:27 PM (F0YaR)

583 573 IHOP > Eileen

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (VxC1e)

I thought it was Come on Eileen...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

584 We can all meet for breakfast at Waffle Sunday morning after the TXMoMe

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 11:27 PM (UUBmN)

585 I've never been to a Waffle House.

Posted by: nurse ratched

How about Spain?

Posted by: Three Dog Night at October 18, 2021 11:28 PM (kR3Q3)

586

There once was a great number of Friendly's in my AO, but they're gone now...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:28 PM (JjhF7)

587 Where is this mystery click of which you speak? I'm missing it.

It's hiding behind the pretty picture at the top.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:28 PM (SchxB)

588 I have a bro-in-law who has always said, how can something you can grow in your own backyard and consume personally in your own house be illegal?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 11:25 PM (evAgx)

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I know, right?

Posted by: Roscoe Filburn at October 18, 2021 11:28 PM (VxC1e)

589 When it's two in the morning and you are hungry it's the Waffle House.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:28 PM (dl6yC)

590 Son #1 just left. Had an amazing dinner together.
Cornish game hens with homemade sausage cornbread stuffing with pecans and cranberries. It was lovely. Marine is gone on his first deployment. Gah.

Love all y'all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 11:29 PM (U2p+3)

591 I thought it was Come on Eileen...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

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You pay extra for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:29 PM (VxC1e)

592 Absquatulate!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)

593 Um...I hate to be the one to piss on everyone's parade but the Mystery Click is fake.
Posted by: Robert (Ettes should keep scrolling) at October 18, 2021 09:21 PM (4eLLD)
Well that sucks.
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:23

Where is this mystery click of which you speak? I'm missing it.
Posted by: Farmer at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (55Qr6)

For real??

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:29 PM (mZUr4)

594 I thought it was Come on Eileen...

I thought bukakke was reserved for 1000+ comment threads.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:30 PM (SchxB)

595 Out near Goodyear, AZ is a place called TJ's in Avondale. Make yummy cinnamon rolls and pies. Got a Jack Daniel's Pecan pie there one year.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:30 PM (ynpvh)

596 Zettai, I would swear that about 15 or so years ago, it was in the news that there was an outbreak of fistfights at Friendly's locations.

I remember thinking, they gotta change that name!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

597 584 We can all meet for breakfast at Waffle Sunday morning after the TXMoMe
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 11


That would be lovely.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

598 Absquatulate!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:29 PM



Well, bugger me dead! That's actually a word! I just looked it up...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:31 PM (JjhF7)

599 The thing that matters about legal pot is, once a state gets on the tax train it generates, they will never get off.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2021 11:31 PM (Bwqq4)

600 598 Absquatulate!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:29 PM



Well, bugger me dead! That's actually a word! I just looked it up...

Posted by: Zettai at October 18, 2021 11:31 PM (JjhF7)

Same here. I thought words like that were reserved for the Book Thread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

601 I thought bukakke was reserved for 1000+ comment threads.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

That, or mentions of Bareback O'Jugears.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 11:33 PM (kR3Q3)

602 599 The thing that matters about legal pot is, once a state gets on the tax train it generates, they will never get off.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2021 11:31 PM (Bwqq4)

Except it never generates nearly the tax they thought it would.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

603 Sambo's. But Sambo's is dead now, a victim of the professional outrage brigade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:26 PM (VxC1e)

Funny, isn't it, that Little Black Sambo (who was Indian, not African, anyway) was depicted as being clever and resourceful, and defeated a tiger, a fearsome predator, and that is somehow thought to be bad-thought?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:33 PM (iZhRB)

604 Your Betters:

Jerome Powell, Fed Chair, who controls the value of our money Sold $5,000,000.00 in stock options just before the Dow tanked last year_DM
Posted by: B


where is the story?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 11:33 PM (K3ZCc)

605 The tax mark up on LSD is going to be mind-blowing. At least shrooms are capped.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:34 PM (KAi1n)

606 Fiston Ngoy proclaims innocence. Claims rape on floor of train was consensual.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:34 PM (dl6yC)

607 603 Sambo's. But Sambo's is dead now, a victim of the professional outrage brigade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:26 PM (VxC1e)

Funny, isn't it, that Little Black Sambo (who was Indian, not African, anyway) was depicted as being clever and resourceful, and defeated a tiger, a fearsome predator, and that is somehow thought to be bad-thought?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:33 PM (iZhRB)

Well, the tiger is endangered, so Sambo should've sacrificed himself to Gaia.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:34 PM (ynpvh)

608 Funny, isn't it, that Little Black Sambo (who was Indian, not African, anyway) was depicted as being clever and resourceful, and defeated a tiger, a fearsome predator, and that is somehow thought to be bad-thought?

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It's the same principle that caused Aunt Jemima to be disappeared. Apparently it is inherently demeaning for a POC to be depicted publicly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:35 PM (VxC1e)

609 605 The tax mark up on LSD is going to be mind-blowing. At least shrooms are capped.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:34 PM (KAi1n)

You don't want to get prickly regarding peyote, however.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:35 PM (ynpvh)

610 606 Fiston Ngoy proclaims innocence. Claims rape on floor of train was consensual.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:34 PM (dl6yC)

Consensual Rape. Sounds oxymoronic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

611 NYC has outbreak of disease caused by bacteria found in Rat Urine. 15 cases, 1 death - so far

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (dl6yC)

612 Consensual Rape. Sounds oxymoronic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

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Don't judge.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (VxC1e)

613 611 NYC has outbreak of disease caused by bacteria found in Rat Urine. 15 cases, 1 death - so far

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (dl6yC)

COVID dun that--Fauci

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:37 PM (ynpvh)

614 Funniest was when Land-O-Lakes butter got rid of the indian but kept the land on the box.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 11:37 PM (buTO7)

615 612 Consensual Rape. Sounds oxymoronic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

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Don't judge.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (VxC1e)

Techically that was unconscious rape.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:37 PM (ynpvh)

616 The tax mark up on LSD is going to be mind-blowing. At least shrooms are capped.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:34 PM (KAi1n)

You don't want to get prickly regarding peyote, however.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:35 PM (ynpvh)

Won't make a lick of difference to us.

Posted by: Cane Toads at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (iZhRB)

617 You guys mean to tell me that "fine Colombian" in "Hey Nineteen" isn't coffee?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (EughT)

618 614 Funniest was when Land-O-Lakes butter got rid of the indian but kept the land on the box.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 11:37 PM (buTO7)

Well, that's fitting.
I did enjoy looking at her knees...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

619 I've heard that every girl dreams of a romantic sexual interlude with a stranger on the floor of a packed subway train.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)

620 It's the same principle that caused Aunt Jemima to be disappeared. Apparently it is inherently demeaning for a POC to be depicted publicly.

Posted by: Cicero

Tragic, until you consider that the asshat grandson beneficiary or whoever turned out to be a blm racist, so fuck him anyway

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (kR3Q3)

621 Chuck C, I always thought it was just the Cuervo itself. The stuff I learn here!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

622 "Fiston Ngoy" sounds like a 1950's Jewish commedian's alter ego.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:39 PM (KAi1n)

623 Super cut of vaccine 'efficacy' vid. Worthwhile and worthy of sending to your sheep friends.

twitter.com/rising_serpent/status/1449809203359592448

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2021 11:39 PM (1t5dY)

624 NYC has outbreak of disease caused by bacteria found in Rat Urine. 15 cases, 1 death - so far
Posted by: Braenyard

Should make my next physical interesting.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:39 PM (nJHD5)

625 Except it never generates nearly the tax they thought it would.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

Some states yes, some no. Around half the states have some type of legality now. No state has rescinded legality after granting it. In some it's a state constitutional amendment, Colorado.

Just like cigs and alcohol, the taxes are the drug, not the drug. California takes in over $1 billion a year, little Colorado takes in $240 million.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2021 11:39 PM (Bwqq4)

626 Terry McAuliffe received $200,000.00 from Ron Burkle (private equity) who owns a plane know as the f*** jet.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:39 PM (dl6yC)

627 617 You guys mean to tell me that "fine Colombian" in "Hey Nineteen" isn't coffee?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (EughT)

And not what gave Juan Valdez his buzz.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:39 PM (ynpvh)

628 Waffles are average. Hash Browns are unbeatable

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:22 PM (mZUr4)

This person gets it. I could go there and order a glass of water... and a double order of hash browns.

Because mandatory. I mainly stay away, because carbs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 11:27 PM (F0YaR)


Bottomless coffee along with scattered, smothered, and diced for me.

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:40 PM (mZUr4)

629 619 I've heard that every girl dreams of a romantic sexual interlude with a stranger on the floor of a packed subway train.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)

Yes, with plenty of spectators. That's the ticket...to jail.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:40 PM (ynpvh)

630 Funniest was when Land-O-Lakes butter got rid of the indian but kept the land on the box.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 18, 2021 11:37 PM (buTO7)

"My people used every part of the butter, except the Indian."

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at October 18, 2021 11:40 PM (iZhRB)

631
Here's ZeroHedge on the J-Pow trades:

https://tinyurl.com/2spytvdn

They're all crooks, but ZH thinks this is an effort to get rid of what passes for hawks in the Fed. A hawk is now someone who wants to print money like crazy, just not as much crazy as the doves want.

Wokeness is invading central banksters now, along with everything else. They want central banks to be about social justice (which means free money for all the marginalized classes).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

632 You guys mean to tell me that "fine Colombian" in "Hey Nineteen" isn't coffee?

Please, no one tell him what "Steely Dan" is named for.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)

633 Well, that's fitting.
I did enjoy looking at her knees...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

Knees > Elbows??

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)

634 Please, no one tell him what "Steely Dan" is named for.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)

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Pffft.

Posted by: Pearl Jam at October 18, 2021 11:41 PM (VxC1e)

635 Except it never generates nearly the tax they thought it would.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:33 PM

You make a one time purchase of the overpriced and overtaxed government stuff to get the receipt and container that says "this is legal", then you go back to who you always bought it from.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (EughT)

636 there is nothing improper about theri trades, they were disclosed in accordance with the regs of the fed

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (K3ZCc)

637 Blanco: ooo! ooo! I know.

A steam-powered dildo, depicted in William Burroughs' Naked Lunch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

638
"Burt's Chili" at the Waffle House used to be one of my favorites. The last time we there, there were out of it. That should have been a clue that things were going to hell fast.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (Mzdiz)

639 Old Man Cruz has a story to tell:

https://files.catbox.moe/nbbk0w.mp4

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)

640 Blanco: ooo! ooo! I know.

A steam-powered dildo, depicted in William Burroughs' Naked Lunch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

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I remember those. You had to hire a union guy to shovel the coal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:43 PM (VxC1e)

641 publius:

Burt's Chili = good
Bill Cosby's Chili = bad

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

642 Please, no one tell him what "Steely Dan" is named for.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)

OMG - I just looked it up!!

Posted by: Shep! at October 18, 2021 11:43 PM (mZUr4)

643 Cicero, yup. Talk about awkward!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

644 You make a one time purchase of the overpriced and overtaxed government stuff to get the receipt and container that says "this is legal", then you go back to who you always bought it from.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (EughT)

and where selling illegal drugs used to be a serious felony, now it's just a tax violation. Oooh, I can see the cartel dealers so scared of California tax law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 11:43 PM (evAgx)

645 You make a one time purchase of the overpriced and overtaxed government stuff to get the receipt and container that says "this is legal", then you go back to who you always bought it from.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (EughT)

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Yep. Black market dope is flourishing in CA. Who would have predicted that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:44 PM (VxC1e)

646 5 CO teens hunted by cops for stabbing Uber (watch out qdpSteve) driver in back and chest for telling them they wouldn't fit into car.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:44 PM (dl6yC)

647 Burt's Chili = good
Bill Cosby's Chili = bad


And just avoid Eric Cartman's chili altogether.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:44 PM (SchxB)

648 Juan Valdez' buzz was that he was paid as an informant both by the local militia and the M-19.
The cartels left him alone because they figured he had status

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 11:45 PM (KbLYZ)

649 As you see, the potheads have no idea what's going on out there, heh.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2021 11:45 PM (Bwqq4)

650 633 Well, that's fitting.
I did enjoy looking at her knees...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

Knees > Elbows??

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)

https://beunproductive.com/indian-butter-trick/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

651 Yep. Black market dope is flourishing in CA. Who would have predicted that?

IOW, nothing's changed since the 60's.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (SchxB)

652 Yeah, i'm gonna make some pancakes later. I use that Kodiak higher-protein stuff. Add cinnamon, cardamom, egg, almond milk and almond flour. Put a lot of butter on it. Yeah. The blessings of civilization. Mark my words - we will miss pancakes.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:2

I take it the 36% stuff you mentioned earlier works well?

Posted by: Farmer at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (55Qr6)

653 Braenyard, thanks. :-)

Thankfully I just transport food orders for UberEats. I have yet to be stabbed by a McDonalds' or Starbucks order, although some of those Tommy's Chiliburger entrees have been a bit weird and woolly... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

654 646 5 CO teens hunted by cops for stabbing Uber (watch out qdpSteve) driver in back and chest for telling them they wouldn't fit into car.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:44 PM (dl6yC)

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They seem nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)

655 Oooh, I can see the cartel dealers so scared of California tax law.

Ahem.

We can be far, far worse than the police.

Posted by: The California Franchise Tax Board! at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

656 Is Kanye trying to look like an NPC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (kBuGL)

657 Asa Hutchinson is an idiot.

You know what motivates voters? Anger.

Stay out of their way.

There is no more litigating to do. Everyone knows the election was stolen. Appealing to our "better nature" is a waste of time. Voters don't want to look ahead, they want retribution.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2021 11:47 PM (5p7BC)

658 Blanco, I hear Eric's chili has chunks of real Kenny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

659 and where selling illegal drugs used to be a serious felony, now it's just a tax violation. Oooh, I can see the cartel dealers so scared of California tax law.
Posted by: Tom Servo


So many banned things sure have become legal as the thirst for tax dollars become insatiable.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:47 PM (nJHD5)

660 645 You make a one time purchase of the overpriced and overtaxed government stuff to get the receipt and container that says "this is legal", then you go back to who you always bought it from.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 11:42 PM (EughT)

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Yep. Black market dope is flourishing in CA. Who would have predicted that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:44 PM (VxC1e)

Anyone who realized it's tax free. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:48 PM (ynpvh)

661 Blanco, I hear Eric's chili has chunks of real Kenny.

Kenny? No.

Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman? Well.....

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:48 PM (SchxB)

662 52 He's not the Pope, he's a south American commie[/] Peronist.
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 18, 2021 09:11 PM (ziVGf)

Posted by: Fox2! at October 18, 2021 11:49 PM (qyH+l)

663 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at the guy who does grow a little and sells to friends. Gotta get the income tax and feed the state coffers at the same time.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:49 PM (nJHD5)

664 https://beunproductive.com/indian-butter-trick/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 18, 2021 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

Kewl!!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:50 PM (mZUr4)

665 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at the guy who does grow a little and sells to friends. Gotta get the income tax and feed the state coffers at the same time.
Posted by: S


1. No

2. It is $600/yr

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 18, 2021 11:50 PM (K3ZCc)

666 There are no waffle houses in jersey. We got a shit ton of diners and breakfast places cranking out really good breakfast food, so waffle house probably wouldn't survive here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 11:50 PM (VwHCD)

667 >Sambo's. But Sambo's is dead now, a victim of the professional outrage brigade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 11:26 PM (VxC1e)

A Sambo's still exists in Lincoln City, OR. No idea how, since I heard that a bunch of retired higher ed people took over the city government, including a dude in a dress.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 18, 2021 11:50 PM (cSs/W)

668 "Fiston Ngoy" sounds like a 1950's Jewish commedian's alter ego.

Posted by: SFGoth

Or Mr. Spock's understudy.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 11:51 PM (kR3Q3)

669 "Yep. Black market dope is flourishing in CA. Who would have predicted that?"

In Colorado the competition has made both black and legal markets better.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 18, 2021 11:51 PM (Bwqq4)

670 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at the guy who does grow a little and sells to friends. Gotta get the income tax and feed the state coffers at the same time.

They're also going to get people who sell a used car, hold a garage sale, etc.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:51 PM (SchxB)

671 That stuff wore off hours ago. Huffed not eaten. I haven't had pancakes in awhile and thought of a shrimp and cod bouillabaise with noodles, onions, mushrooms, garlic, sprouts, and spinach sounds like too much work (as delish-AF as that would be).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:51 PM (KAi1n)

672 The garage at Orlando is famous for not having cameras. I can't believe anyone who parks there didn't know that.

Reminds me to NOT park my new Camaro there.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2021 11:52 PM (5p7BC)

673 2. It is $600/yr
Posted by: confederatefifth


Pretty sure it's 600 per transaction, will check.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:53 PM (nJHD5)

674 672 The garage at Orlando is famous for not having cameras. I can't believe anyone who parks there didn't know that.

Reminds me to NOT park my new Camaro there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2021 11:52 PM (5p7BC)

Why would you want to be famous for no cameras? Drug dealing? Something else obvious?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2021 11:53 PM (kBuGL)

675 and where selling illegal drugs used to be a serious felony, now it's just a tax violation. Oooh, I can see the cartel dealers so scared of California tax law.
Posted by: Tom Servo


So many banned things sure have become legal as the thirst for tax dollars become insatiable.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 11:47 PM (nJHD5)

I expect that enforcement of laws against bootleg pot will become worse as time goes on. When all dope was illegal, the dope dealers weren't really picking Nanny State's pocket. Now they are. Nanny State don't like that.

Remember, Eliot Ness was a Treasury agent.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at October 18, 2021 11:53 PM (iZhRB)

676
ROFL: just reading this on Denninger's forum. A town in Ireland with the highest vax rates, Waterford with 99.7% of adults 18+ vaccinated, now has the highest Covid rates in the whole damn Country.

In the whole damned country, 91% of 18+ are vaccinated, which is the highest rate in the EU.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

677 For real??
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 11:29

Yes, I'm slow tonight. Scrolled thru the post twice, I see no mystery click. Embarrasss me and spill.

Posted by: Farmer at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (55Qr6)

678 Berserker!
GET YOUR ASS ON THE ROAD. DO IT NOW.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (U2p+3)

679 FOX's John Roberts had to suck up a tweet questioning the efficacy of the vaccine, re; Colon Powell.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (dl6yC)

680 ROFL: just reading this on Denninger's forum. A town in Ireland with the highest vax rates, Waterford with 99.7% of adults 18+ vaccinated, now has the highest Covid rates in the whole damn Country.

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Our work here is done.

Posted by: The British National Health Service at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (VxC1e)

681 611 NYC has outbreak of disease caused by bacteria found in Rat Urine. 15 cases, 1 death - so far
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:36 PM (dl6yC)

Is that the same thing that killed a homeless guy in Boston recently?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (ulaXh)

682 ROFL: just reading this on Denninger's forum. A town in Ireland with the highest vax rates, Waterford with 99.7% of adults 18+ vaccinated, now has the highest Covid rates in the whole damn Country.

In the whole damned country, 91% of 18+ are vaccinated, which is the highest rate in the EU.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

It's those damned Leprechauns again!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (iZhRB)

683 I, for one, look forward to the beef chow fun in the camps. I really do want beef chow fun now. And
a Tommy's with chili - been decades.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:57 PM (KAi1n)

684 Yes, I'm slow tonight. Scrolled thru the post twice, I see no mystery click. Embarrasss me and spill.
Posted by: Farmer at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (55Qr6)

Top photo is a link to the Mystery Click.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:58 PM (iZhRB)

685 >ROFL: just reading this on Denninger's forum. A town in Ireland with the highest vax rates, Waterford with 99.7% of adults 18+ vaccinated, now has the highest Covid rates in the whole damn Country.

In the whole damned country, 91% of 18+ are vaccinated, which is the highest rate in the EU.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

Clearly the fault of the one old crank who didn't get the clot shot. And the answer is the same as the answer to every other leftist failure: they just didn't try hard enough. Oh well, maybe they'll sweep away 100% of the wreckers soon, and find themselves in a pure utopia.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 18, 2021 11:58 PM (cSs/W)

686 I saw Rat Urine open for Blood, Sweat and Tears in Boca Raton in 1971.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

687 663 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at [ US ]

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 11:59 PM (dl6yC)

688 Ireland has that high a vaccination rate? That seems... odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2021 12:00 AM (kBuGL)

689 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at [ US ]
Posted by: B


it is not happening

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 19, 2021 12:01 AM (K3ZCc)

690 ROFL: just reading this on Denninger's forum. A town in Ireland with the highest vax rates, Waterford with 99.7% of adults 18+ vaccinated, now has the highest Covid rates in the whole damn Country.

In the whole damned country, 91% of 18+ are vaccinated, which is the highest rate in the EU.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

Ok, publius, how many cases is 'Highest in Ireland?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2021 12:01 AM (kBuGL)

691 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at [ US ]
Posted by: Braenyard


The gov. would NEVER take note of what you purchase.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2021 12:02 AM (nJHD5)

692 Agree, it's not going to happen.

HOWEVER, we never know what COMPROMISE Mitchie will work out.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 12:03 AM (dl6yC)

693 it is not happening
Posted by: confederatefifth


Not yet, but it is in the bill.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2021 12:03 AM (nJHD5)

694 HOWEVER, we never know what COMPROMISE Mitchie will work out.

He'll stand firm and make sure the $600 never happens. $601, however...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 19, 2021 12:04 AM (SchxB)

695 Made a cash deposit at the bank today.

They wanted to see my ID.

They ID all cash.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 12:04 AM (dl6yC)

696 Ireland has that high a vaccination rate? That seems... odd.

The probably told 'em it was vodka.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 12:04 AM (QU5/8)

697 691 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at [ US ]
Posted by: Braenyard


The gov. would NEVER take note of what you purchase.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2021 12:02 AM (nJHD5)

Hell, in Kali, they want sales tax NOT paid in other states paid to them. So buying stuff in Montana while living in Kali? Use cash.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:05 AM (ynpvh)

698 No more Ireland' BBQ

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 12:05 AM (dl6yC)

699 SFGoth: I've read that Blood Sweat & Tears were one of the earliest victims of full-on cancel culture, about 1970.

BS&T made the mistake of happily agreeing to play a date at Nixon's White House, then found that no one would book them for any live gigs anywhere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2021 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)

700 * popping back in from hatch in the floor *

With all of your expertise, perfection and free time. Apply for this job.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Hahaha. Boy, you try to help out by gently and humorously alluding to a tiny glitch, and get your head bit off by a feral misanthropic sarcasm.

But, yeah, thanks to the nagging eighth-grade 1960s English teacher living in my head, granting me the power to spot violations of the rules of Webster, Strunk and White, and Ms Grundy, I'm totally qualified to match the arduous, industrious alchemy of the MisHum ONTs! A veritable Maet 3.0.

When do I start?

* dives out window, waving goodnight while cackling like a vice-president *

Posted by: mindful webworker - ont critics are a dhyme a docent at October 19, 2021 12:07 AM (GxM4+)

701 570 Waffle House > Denny's
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 11:24 PM (OaZlZ)

Denny's is terrible.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 12:07 AM (ulaXh)

702 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at [ US ]
Posted by: Braenyard


"Aimed?" Looks like more of a carpet-bombing, from here. Who aren't they going to hit with it?

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2021 12:07 AM (P1f+c)

703 And their second album was a little weak compared to the first one.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 12:08 AM (dl6yC)

704 Hell, in Kali, they want sales tax NOT paid in other states paid to them. So buying stuff in Montana while living in Kali? Use cash.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:05 AM (ynpvh)

Better yet, take your cash and move to Montana. Or Arizona.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 12:09 AM (ulaXh)

705 this one, Kindltot?

https://tinyurl.com/yuxkp5pk

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 19, 2021 12:09 AM (ZGkEN)

706 Braenyard, yup.

Also the impression I have is that their producer, James William Guercio, pretty much abandoned them for his then-exploding band project called Chicago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2021 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

707 Better yet, take your cash and move to Montana. Or Arizona.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt


Mind the 162% "exit tax".

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2021 12:10 AM (P1f+c)

708 Top photo is a link to the Mystery Click.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:58

LOL, TY AOP. I always just enjoy the photo and move on, never clicked on it.

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2021 12:10 AM (55Qr6)

709 >> Ok, publius, how many cases is 'Highest in Ireland?'

Here's a link to this:

https://tinyurl.com/f54xanye

The infection rate in Waterford was 1250/100K, or about 1/80 on Oct. 15th, which is 3x the current infection rate for all of Ireland.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)

710 I always thought Montana was just Colorado North re the libtards?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2021 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

711 702 This 600 dollar transaction thing I think is aimed straight at [ US ]
Posted by: Braenyard

"Aimed?" Looks like more of a carpet-bombing, from here. Who aren't they going to hit with it?

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2021 12:07 AM (P1f+c)

congress and the connected.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:10 AM (ynpvh)

712 688 Ireland has that high a vaccination rate? That seems... odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2021 12:00 AM (kBuGL)

Low population, voted overwhelmingly to remain in the EU. Not that odd.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 12:11 AM (ulaXh)

713 >In the whole damned country, 91% of 18+ are vaccinated, which is the highest rate in the EU.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

I feel bad about our situation, and then I think about Dave Cullen. I don't know how he maintains sanity. Hell, maybe he's not sane.

And WTF happened to Ireland and Scotland? Went from the biggest bunch of ungovernable pricks to "govern me harder, Daddy" in no time flat.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 19, 2021 12:11 AM (cSs/W)

714 Better yet, take your cash and move to Montana. Or Arizona.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt


This offer strictly limited to Horde members and family who can be vouched for.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2021 12:11 AM (nJHD5)

715 707 Better yet, take your cash and move to Montana. Or Arizona.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt

Mind the 162% "exit tax".

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2021 12:10 AM (P1f+c)

I see that as a violation if interstate commerce. I want to sell everything and move out of state, buying in another state, but my state is confiscating my ability to do that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:12 AM (ynpvh)

716 >>> Who aren't they going to hit with it?
Posted by: mikeski
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Millennials, who don't understand cash.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 12:12 AM (dl6yC)

717 Berserker!
GET YOUR ASS ON THE ROAD. DO IT NOW.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 11:56 PM (U2p+3)

I'm trying. Sooo much to do. I had to wait until my trailer arrived tonight, so I can clear the garage out as soon as I get back. I have to pack, change the oil in the car, make sure mrs B who got her frigging shot today doesn't mutate into a monster, sort through the music stuff I may bring, and on and on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2021 12:12 AM (VwHCD)

718 Samaritans were widely known for their tradition of pistol-whipping their pregnant baby mamas after snorting Fentanyl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Especially the "good" ones.

Who pope this is??

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 19, 2021 12:13 AM (OssQ4)

719 716 >>> Who aren't they going to hit with it?
Posted by: mikeski
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Millennials, who don't understand cash.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 12:12 AM (dl6yC)

Those who use Bitcoin?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:13 AM (ynpvh)

720 I see that as a violation if interstate commerce. I want to sell everything and move out of state, buying in another state, but my state is confiscating my ability to do that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:12 AM (ynpvh)

Is that already in place, or just threatened for 2022?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 12:13 AM (ulaXh)

721 720 I see that as a violation if interstate commerce. I want to sell everything and move out of state, buying in another state, but my state is confiscating my ability to do that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:12 AM (ynpvh)

Is that already in place, or just threatened for 2022?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 19, 2021 12:13 AM (ulaXh)

Don't think that's done yet, at least in Kali. I've heard talk that NY is wanting to do that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:14 AM (ynpvh)

722 this one, Kindltot?

https://tinyurl.com/yuxkp5pk

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 19, 2021 12:09 AM (ZGkEN)


That is the very one I saw. I suppose looking for the names would pop something up, but then again, who knows.
It was big enough to register with me.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2021 12:17 AM (KbLYZ)

723 Ireland has that high a vaccination rate? That seems... odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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A free stout when vaccinated?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 19, 2021 12:17 AM (GBHAb)

724 ..Oh, there is a Waffle House next to the Hampster Inn where the TXMoMe is at.. Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 11:07 PM (UUBmN)]

You can order your Hampster sliced, diced, scattered and fried. It won't be pretty, but no such slaughter ever is.

But if you want to go "next level", order a Hampster n' Cheese Reuben. Yeah, the poor hampster was named Ruben, you gotta problem with that?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 19, 2021 12:18 AM (QzJWU)

725 Spaceballs visits Planet Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: klaftern at October 19, 2021 12:18 AM (taPSh)

726 Mike, the Irish put the vax *in* the stout. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2021 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

727 Remember me as a peacemaker!

Posted by: Ruben the Hamster at October 19, 2021 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

728 Okay, better get that small furry sock off before Richard Gere comes over and does weird stuff with it.

And on that note I gotta call it a night. Thanks for the fun chat everyone!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2021 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

729 725 Spaceballs visits Planet Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: klaftern at October 19, 2021 12:18 AM (taPSh)

Gotta ban beans...they lead to global warming.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:20 AM (ynpvh)

730
William Wallace is weeping in his grave.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)

731
High stout consumption, high coof rate, therefore stout must causes coof. Science! The correlation is irrefutable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 19, 2021 12:22 AM (WD9ZA)

732 The infection rate in Waterford was 1250/100K, or about 1/80 on Oct. 15th, which is 3x the current infection rate for all of Ireland.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)

Crystal clear, it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2021 12:22 AM (iZhRB)

733 William Wallace is weeping in his grave.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)

Rolling over is unadvisable, for a man in his condition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2021 12:23 AM (iZhRB)

734 Crystal clear, it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Cut and dried. A lead pipe cinch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 19, 2021 12:24 AM (WD9ZA)

735 eh, Bongino is okay, he's what they stuck in Rush's time slot around here, I don't have to love or admire a person if he is actually fighting on my side and not just blowing smoke like so many do.
so, good for him, it's gotta become painful for the enemy to try to kill us or they will never stop, just look at the last 50 years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 19, 2021 12:25 AM (jDHSU)

736 done for tonight. Have a good evening.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2021 12:30 AM (ynpvh)

737 170 Students: "What is this???"

Teacher: "It's the life you are living right now, and you're the Farmer."

..,.

Animal Farm or 1984?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2021 09:32 PM (ViG+e)


Animal Farm at the moment. We got an email last week that said, "No one will be allowed in the building unless you have self-reported and uploaded evidence of vaccination. We're all in this together!"

In other words, "We're all in this together, but some of us are more in this together than others."

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 19, 2021 12:31 AM (KtTl3)

738 William Wallace is weeping in his grave.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)


Hell, our forefathers are drowning in tears.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2021 12:31 AM (nJHD5)

739 Old Man Cruz has a story to tell:

https://files.catbox.moe/nbbk0w.mp4

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 18, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)
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/me stands up on desk and applauds wildly

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 19, 2021 12:32 AM (ZGkEN)

740 Rolling over is unadvisable, for a man in his condition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----
“ I went to see Major General Harrison. Hung drawn and quartered. He was looking as cheerful as any man could in that condition” - Samuel Pepys

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at October 19, 2021 12:32 AM (GBHAb)

741
Hanging, drawing and quartering would be appropriate for Fauci, Daszak, and Baric. And a quite a few more of our Top. Men.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 12:34 AM (Mzdiz)

742 & g'night all !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 19, 2021 12:39 AM (jDHSU)

743 That Waffle House writeup has the customer "looking down at my food making sure it was right" at the time the waitress cocked the gun at him, and then also he says, "I tipped her and everything." Real fastlike, tipped her, right before he ran? Eh.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 12:42 AM (6dJKT)

744 That Waffle House writeup has the customer "looking down at my food making sure it was right" at the time the waitress cocked the gun at him, and then also he says, "I tipped her and everything." Real fastlike, tipped her, right before he ran? Eh.
Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 12:42 AM (6dJKT)

Maybe the tip was a 20-dollar bill, stuffed into her cleavage?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2021 12:46 AM (iZhRB)

745 744 Maybe the tip was a 20-dollar bill, stuffed into her cleavage?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2021 12:46 AM (iZhRB)

Pix or it didn't happen!

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 12:48 AM (6dJKT)

746 "The FDA is expected to allow a "mix-and-match" approach for COVID-19 booster shots, The New York Times reported... The authorization will allow Americans to get a different brand for a booster than what they initially received."

So, there going to let you do half-and-half: for instance, your first jab is a Moderna, and the second is a Pfizer. They're going to call it an Arnold Pharma.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2021 12:50 AM (+NQw5)

747 So, there going to let you do half-and-half: for instance, your first jab is a Moderna, and the second is a Pfizer. They're going to call it an Arnold Pharma.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2021 12:50 AM (+NQw5)

And NO Tests have been done... none. No one knows what side effects multiple jabs from multiple Gene Therapies will do.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2021 12:53 AM (oHd/0)

748 And NO Tests have been done... none. No one knows what side effects multiple jabs from multiple Gene Therapies will do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2021 12:53 AM (oHd/0)

Instant test group. Winning!

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 19, 2021 12:55 AM (+I6Y/)

749 The fine Columbian was weed, not snow. Columbia had the best weed back in the 70's, or at least that's what I read...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Not the early 70s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgB-3aANe0

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 19, 2021 12:56 AM (y7zkd)

750 And NO Tests have been done... none. No one knows what side effects multiple jabs from multiple Gene Therapies will do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2021 12:53 AM (oHd/0)

The Guess Who, curiously enough, had a song about that: Life in the Bloodstream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmqdRyhAdOc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2021 12:56 AM (iZhRB)

751
Another good post from "el gato malo" = the bad cat, on myo/pericarditis risk stats from Ontario:

https://tinyurl.com/yzk6vtpv

The Bad Cat's Substack is pretty good. He was banned from Twitter a long time ago for verbotten info.

He makes a point about how they're obfuscating the risk -- total risk is additive there, because dose 1 and dose 2 don't overlap.

Anyway, his point is that, under normal circumstances, these vaccines would've been pulled based on the myocarditis risk alone, not to mention all the other adverse reactions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)

752 Moderna sounds like some line of female clothing or products. J & J sounds like a cocktail.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2021 01:00 AM (KAi1n)

753
Moderna executives have been in bed with the Fauci/Daszak/Baric syndicate and the Wuhan lab. There are strong ties between Moderna and the French outfit that helped build the Wuhan lab.

And the profiting by Moderna executives on this is just well... drawing and quartering level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)

754 Never heard that Guess Who song; wild.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 01:04 AM (6dJKT)

755 "Moderna sounds like some line of female clothing or products. J & J sounds like a cocktail."

And Pfizer sounds like a venereal disease. "Yeah, Bill picked up a bad case of Pfizer from a hooker in Thailand."

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 19, 2021 01:05 AM (+NQw5)

756 Never heard that Guess Who song; wild.
Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 01:04 AM (6dJKT)

Burton Cummings had a good set of pipes; he could really belt one out. And no autotune!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2021 01:08 AM (iZhRB)

757
Pfizer is a repeat Pfederal Pfelon, an habitual offender. In 2009, they paid the biggest criminal fine is US history, $2.3B. They pled guilty to several Pfederal Pfelonies, related to Bexxtra and others.

And Pfizer was also the one that started that Kelo eminent domain abomination.

Also, see Pfizer and the "Trovan scandal".

Yep, Pfizer are our Pfriends. Pharma in general are our good corporate Phriends.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)

758 About 19 hours to nearest Waffle House. I can be there by breakfast on Wednesday.

Posted by: Questionable at October 19, 2021 01:22 AM (wDL8g)

759 Well, I finally broke down and watched the cult classic Bubba Ho-Tep tonight.

As much as I love Bruce Campbell, I have to say that was the longest 92 minutes and 17 seconds of my life, which I'll never get back.

I must be getting old.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2021 01:23 AM (N1cu2)

760
ROFL: Looking it up, Pfizer has paid a total of $4.66B in Pfines since 2000, with 71 total offenses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)

761 ROFL: Looking it up, Pfizer has paid a total of $4.66B in Pfines since 2000, with 71 total offenses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)

Any idea on earnings since this whole farce launched?

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 19, 2021 01:30 AM (+I6Y/)

762 759 I must be getting old.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2021 01:23 AM (N1cu2)

Which beats the alternative.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 01:37 AM (6dJKT)

763 >> Any idea on earnings since this whole farce launched?

Their profits on their Covid vaccine alone are several times those fines. This is just the cost of doing business to them.

The US govt., if it wanted to, could shut Pfizer down for these criminal violations -- the corporate death penalty. But they don't do it, they just fine them, and occasionally some executives have to do a stint in Club Fed for a bit. The reason is their afraid it will tank the economy. Same goes for various other Too Big To Fail outfits that run afoul of the law.

Just give Uncle Sam a piece of the action in fines, and the company survives to keep doing what it does.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)

764 Yeah, Bubba Hotep I think you had to be stoned for to appreciate it (I do not know.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2021 01:39 AM (kBuGL)

765 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2021 01:40 AM (iZhRB)

766 Odd. So Irelands rate of vaccination is 91%. This county's is 99.7%. 3x the infection rate in this county as opposed to the rest of the country for only 8% and change more vaccinations?

Something else going on. Some other environmental factor (completely besides the fact that the vaccine is not a vaccine.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2021 01:43 AM (kBuGL)

767 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2021 01:43 AM (kBuGL)

768 Which beats the alternative.

Posted by: m



Every day above the grass is a victory.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2021 01:43 AM (N1cu2)

769 Imagine watching TV, and when all of the drug advertisements run, instead there is a dead screen (white, gray, black, makes no diff). How much dead air would there be?

Another thing pisses me off is the ambulance chasing class action lawsuit lawyers.

I'd like to pit those two entities against each other over the clot shots.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)

770 Well, I finally broke down and watched the cult classic Bubba Ho-Tep tonight.

As much as I love Bruce Campbell, I have to say that was the longest 92 minutes and 17 seconds of my life, which I'll never get back.

I must be getting old.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2021 01:23 AM (N1cu2)

Bruce Campbell is great, but bubba ho-tep is uh..yeah, not good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2021 01:46 AM (VwHCD)

771 >> Something else going on.

Indeed. The point of this is that leaky vaccines do nothing to lower infection and transmission. There was a paper out the other day. Not correlation between infection rates and vaccination rates at the country level, and at the county level in the US.

No correlation. Vaccination has no effect on infection rates. These non-sterilizing vaccines are worthless for stopping infection.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:55 AM (Mzdiz)

772
At the country level, there is a slight *positive* correlation between vaccination rates and infection rates (meaning vaccination correlates with slightly *greater* infection). Make of that what you will.

But the conclusion is these vaccine have no effect on infection and transmission.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)

773 186
Latest Project Veritas video is out. See a Pfizer executive run like a scared rabbit when the Veritas reporter asks her some questions:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=50kghlaHYvM

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 18, 2021 09:37 PM (Mzdiz)

Publius, if you watched this, could you give a quick review of it?

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 01:58 AM (6dJKT)

774 But the conclusion is these vaccine have no effect on infection and transmission.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
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that's because people haven't been getting their monthly booster shots....

damn wreckers!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 19, 2021 02:02 AM (ZGkEN)

775 Ah, I see that the Project Veritas link is to a one-minute video, not the newest Project Veritas full-length video.

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 02:08 AM (6dJKT)

776
Yeah, sorry m, that was just a short link of the Pfizer Phatty running when confronted.

Sooey!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 02:14 AM (Mzdiz)

777 Well, time to take the garbage and recycling out. I can only skip a week before it begins piling up. Turning colder and we're in for 10-ish days of rain startin' Wednesday. The times they are interesting.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2021 02:22 AM (KAi1n)

778
Funny story of my youth. A guy named "Buddy" who was a ditch digger, and a millionaire ditch digger -- he made a killing doing septic and sewer work. Said the key was to do what most folks don't want to do, and the big one was handling shit.

Anyway, one day as a teenager, I happened to be in an old country store when Buddy stopped by to get a drink. He came in, wearing a T-shit and pair of old jeans, covered in mud. He opened a drink box, pulled out a 20oz Pepsi, and inhaled it one gulp. As he bent over the drink box, half his ass-crack shone to the world.

He then let out out an impressive blech, and apologetically said, "Sooey!", meaning he was a pig, and apologized for such porcine behavior.

He paid Miss Nell the cost of the "drank" and strode off, jumping in his truck to handle more shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 02:22 AM (Mzdiz)

779
Ol' Buddy once remarked that the smell of shit meant money to him. He loved that smell.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 19, 2021 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)

780 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at October 19, 2021 02:47 AM (6dJKT)

781 SFgoth; 280 miles north of you in Arcata, there's no turning in the recyclables for money within 40 miles (and I'm not sure about Willow Creek, which means 90 miles.) I'm about to throw 2 years worth of beer bottles into the Mad River.

Posted by: yup at October 19, 2021 04:14 AM (J/zAg)

782 OP/Misanthropic Humanitarian:

The "How will the emotionally and mentally unstable fair in the "Real World"?" link in the story has an improper closing BR / tag that's preventing the article from loading in Firefox. (Remove from the end of the URL line and it loads fine.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 19, 2021 07:02 AM (nRMeC)

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