10/16/21

High of 60 today. Fall is definitely here.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:01 AM (2JoB8)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:01 AM (arJlL)

3 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 05:01 AM (jDHSU)

4 Off to City again, plan to be back no later than Garden thread

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:03 AM (2JoB8)

5
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2021 05:03 AM (DUIap)

6 yup, same here, krak, 39 degrees outside right now, forecast high 57. trees shedding leaves like they have a quota to make.
very little color this year, just turned brown & fell off ... drought ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (jDHSU)

7 Something more is wrong with Clinton. He should be ready for discharge after 3 days of IV antibiotics. Maybe his catheter got infected.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (EZebt)

8 duh!

Adding up the cost of Zoom school: Math and reading test scores for America's 13-year-olds drop to lowest level for a decade

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (yrol0)

9 Have a cheesesteak for me Skip

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (EZebt)

10 Stay safe, Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:07 AM (arJlL)

11 Adding up the cost of Zoom school: Math and reading test scores for America's 13-year-olds drop to lowest level for a decade
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (yrol0)

===

The magnitude of this loss will take years to manifest. Our entire progeny are going to be less educated.

Well at least the kids who don't go to private school.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:08 AM (EZebt)

12
Something more is wrong with Clinton. He should be ready for discharge after 3 days of IV antibiotics. Maybe his catheter got infected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Entire organs in that walking bag of venereal diseases have been turned over to sepsis ... it'll take time to evict decades worth of sexually obtained social diseases.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 05:09 AM (pNxlR)

13 Perfectly clear outside and just remembered at 6:30 a good space station view

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 16, 2021 05:09 AM (blbCj)

14 Mornin' again, all

44 here closer to the lake. Only into the 50s today. Leaves turning and falling fast

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 16, 2021 05:10 AM (Z/jzm)

15 Mornin', folk. I slept solidly for a change.

"High of 60" today? You lucky people with 4 seasons. The so-called "cooler" weather has not arrived yet, and as a long time prisoner of these nasty climes, I'm cynical that it ain't gonna. Far too often "cold" fronts run aground 100 miles north of here; they get the cooler and drier air, the city here continues to swelter. The weather mavens have said it's supposed to show around 6 am. We'll see.

Chekov the Ailing Codger Cat is slated to go to the new vet this morning. He's eating, but less enthusiastically, and not spending any time sitting out with us. Maybe they can find out what's wrong with him. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:11 AM (c6xtn)

16 very little color this year, just turned brown & fell off ... drought ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

The lack of water didn't help.
Around here we didn't get the cooler nights until about a week ago. That helps in the sugar production too

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:12 AM (5rNf1)

17 Hope this vet can figure it out for Checkov, Wolfus

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 16, 2021 05:12 AM (Z/jzm)

18 We don't have weather. We have wet or not wet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:13 AM (EZebt)

19 7 Something more is wrong with Clinton. He should be ready for discharge after 3 days of IV antibiotics. Maybe his catheter got infected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (EZebt)

I imagine he probably wants to die. He was the most powerful man in the world. And, now.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:14 AM (nzEdf)

20 Adding up the cost of Zoom school: Math and reading test scores for America's 13-year-olds drop to lowest level for a decade
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (yrol0)

**

It's okay though because Trump isn't president anymore. Totes worth it, just like the record inflation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 05:14 AM (em09h)

21 Maybe Chekov is just trying to screw around with your head?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:15 AM (EZebt)

22 Now that I know I won't be fired at work over the clot shot (presuming the big guys don't abruptly reverse my exemption), I can think about buying some stuff I need. Primarily I've got to see about my cat Chekov, but I could use some new pajamas, for one thing. I'll pay off the car next month for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:15 AM (c6xtn)

23 Mom's ginormous maple has started turning. Just the very top so far. It's so cool to see it coming up the street, the tree towers over everything.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 16, 2021 05:16 AM (Z/jzm)

24 Let's go sepsis

Clap Clap clap-clap-clap

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 16, 2021 05:17 AM (y7DUB)

25 24 Mom's ginormous maple has started turning. Just the very top so far. It's so cool to see it coming up the street, the tree towers over everything.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 16, 2021 05:16 AM (Z/jzm)

Nice image, MLiI.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:17 AM (nzEdf)

26 Deer hunting today. Opening day of PA muzzle loader season for anterless deer. 65 degrees. Too warm.

Posted by: Cosda at October 16, 2021 05:17 AM (g2Kwp)

27 64 going to 75 down here by NASA

wind gust about 18

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:17 AM (yrol0)

28 exempted ? yay !

I hope the vet can figure it out !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 05:17 AM (jDHSU)

29 And I doubt it has anything to do with remote learning. Kids are disengaged and literally separated from each other and their teachers.

We aren't just dooming this current crop of kids (mainly blacks and hispanics, btw), but we're establishing the baseline of expectations moving forward. Because once C-level work was accepted as the new A-level work in the 90s, we never returned to the old A-level work.

We're going to be expecting F-level work and handing out A's for it in the next ten years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 05:19 AM (em09h)

30 Primarily I've got to see about my cat Chekov, but I could use some new pajamas, for one thing. I'll pay off the car next month for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

See if you can get a paid "family" leave for 2 months

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:19 AM (5rNf1)

31 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

I'm off on a Saturday. It's...weird. I'll endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 16, 2021 05:19 AM (QFVV9)

32 There was a silver maple on my street growing up and each leaf would have green yellow and red.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:19 AM (EZebt)

33 Shes a deadpan 35-year-old Dallas native with shoulder-length brunette hair. She has no professional scientific training. Her demeanour is unexcitable and borderline jaded, yet her tireless efforts have helped her begin to revolutionise the understanding of womens sexuality and, particularly, the understudied anatomy of the clitoris.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:19 AM (yrol0)

34 Glad things worked out like they did, Wolfus. I heard Dave in Florida's went through, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 05:21 AM (em09h)

35 Hitler's will sit on Bill's face, smothering h in acres of atrophic quim; he will die as he lived, raped by feme...
Posted by: Apu

Nice, now you have me feeling sorry for Bill

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:21 AM (5rNf1)

36 Something more is wrong with Clinton. He should be ready for discharge after 3 days of IV antibiotics. Maybe his catheter got infected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM


We've secretly replaced his IV bag with Folgers crystals. Will anyone notice?

* hiccup *

Posted by: Hillary Cliton at October 16, 2021 05:23 AM (dQvv7)

37 Captain Hate made me laugh

Too polite to come right out for organ failure

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:24 AM (EZebt)

38 Nice, now you have me feeling sorry for Bill
Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:21 AM (5rNf1)


This is why we lose.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 16, 2021 05:26 AM (y7DUB)

39 40 Nice, now you have me feeling sorry for Bill
Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:21 AM (5rNf1)

This is why we lose.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 16, 2021 05:26 AM (y7DUB)

Y'all are cracking me up.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:27 AM (nzEdf)

40 >> There was a silver maple on my street growing up and each leaf would have green yellow and red.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:19 AM (EZebt)

This one is a sugar maple. (About 50 years old). On sunny fall days it glows!

Was up in the northwoods last weekend. Colors were lovely. One of the days it was sunny, and the reflection of the trees onto the lake was mesmerizing. That day's sunset actually brought tears to my eyes from the majestic scenery.

I keep looking at the pictures I took and smile !

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 16, 2021 05:27 AM (Z/jzm)

41 Now shall we all start working on our "don't speak ill of the dead" manners?

Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (nzEdf)

42 Right! Sugar maple. Thanks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (EZebt)

43 I think autumn weather finally has arrived in northeast Ohio.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (y7DUB)

44 @ConceptualJames
Jen Psaki's job is to say things that keep people thinking this Regime is trying to run the country instead of trying to break it while they break it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (ybIRR)

45 Something more is wrong with Clinton. He should be ready for discharge after 3 days of IV antibiotics. Maybe his catheter got infected.

**

The attorneys are finishing up the non-disclosure agreements with hospital staff regarding the use of ivermectin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 05:29 AM (0V9Oe)

46 waitress sammich!!

https://tinyurl.com/f32vup2b

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:30 AM (yrol0)

47 Now shall we all start working on our "don't speak ill of the dead" manners?
Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (nzEdf)
===

My shutting up skills Needs Inprovement.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:31 AM (EZebt)

48 43 Now shall we all start working on our "don't speak ill of the dead" manners?
Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (nzEdf)

Since Bills still quote unquote breathing FUCK BILL CLINTON

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:31 AM (yrol0)

49 I'm on a long weekend up in Wis. Yesterday I noticed The Flag at half mast.
I thought Bill had left us

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:33 AM (5rNf1)

50 I didnt cry
when billclinton died

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:34 AM (yrol0)

51 Has Southwest airlines gotten back to full schedule?
or is the weather still bad?

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:35 AM (5rNf1)

52
Now shall we all start working on our "don't speak ill of the dead" manners?
Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (nzEdf)

___________

Yesterday: a "slight cold"

Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March played on state radio

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 05:35 AM (/U27+)

53 Now shall we all start working on our "don't speak ill of the dead" manners?
Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:28 AM (nzEdf)


Fuck that. After the progs went full retard eulogizing Sheets Byrd and other pieces of trash like Feingold and RBG, it will be nonstop celebrations when Slick and Sundown no longer fog a mirror.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 16, 2021 05:36 AM (y7DUB)

54 I just stepped outside, and am pleased to be wrong: The wind is coming out of the north, and it does feel quite a bit less hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:37 AM (c6xtn)

55 The wind is coming out of the north, and it does feel quite a bit less hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Things are looking up!

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:37 AM (5rNf1)

56
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:19 AM (yrol0)


WUT?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 05:37 AM (pNxlR)

57 Yeah, it's as if Chekov is waiting for us to fix him. Or as though he's a car that's not running right, and each mechanic I've taken it to is not sure whether the problem is in the engine, the exhaust, or the suspension.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:38 AM (c6xtn)

58
The Eternal Flame over Bill's grave will have a very, very deep source.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 05:38 AM (/U27+)

59 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 16, 2021 05:38 AM (u82oZ)

60 Bruce, from the site that gives half-staff flag info in WI (and the U.S.)

"In honor of the National Peace Officers' Memorial Service being held in Washington, D.C., to remember and pay respect to law enforcement officers who died in the line of duty and their families"

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 16, 2021 05:40 AM (Z/jzm)

61 The Eternal Flame over Bill's grave will have a very, very deep source.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Netflux already has a 10 part series on the GREAT Bill Clinton...Starring Whoopi Goldberg as Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:40 AM (5rNf1)

62 4th day in a row of lows in the 30's here in ABQ, high yesterday was 59. Supposed to warm up though.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 16, 2021 05:41 AM (Kd5Vh)

63 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 16, 2021 05:41 AM (cknjq)

64
WUT? (continued)

Another contender eager to lower the performance bar?
The mark already set at worm-burning lows by the "turn your three-year-old and only slightly used home repair caulking into huge $$$ by providing butt enhancement services" bushwackers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 05:42 AM (pNxlR)

65 7 Something more is wrong with Clinton. He should be ready for discharge after 3 days of IV antibiotics. Maybe his catheter got infected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (EZebt)

He found a couple of willing nurses and decided to stay rather than go home to the Beast.

Posted by: Clutch at October 16, 2021 05:43 AM (9UmRs)

66 Ironic if Slick Willie dies before The Peanut Man...

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at October 16, 2021 05:43 AM (UFhIp)

67 Author Jackie Vance has not been given enough credit for inventing the social credit score.

In his novel Emphyrio he wrote about a system of social control in which each person had a welfare officer monitoring their behavior, and kept a "magnetic" rod on which the officer would increase or decrease the charge depending on offenses or positive behaviors like practicing religious rituals.

If your rod got too "charged" you were sent away for reform.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:44 AM (EZebt)

68 Hadrian the Seventh

Glad to hear your new job is sometimes interesting.

About Bill. The grass needs to be very robust. When I left the Service, I declared I would never stand in line. But for a few, I would. Initially with a full bladder. For him, I would. There are others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 16, 2021 05:45 AM (u82oZ)

69 Bongino cancelled simplidafe live on air for reacting to a canceller

GOOD DEAL

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:46 AM (yrol0)

70
Sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian with a big double cup of coffee. Until the sun comes up and Her Majesty gets moving, life is good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 05:46 AM (/U27+)

71 58 The Eternal Flame over Bill's grave will have a very, very deep source.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 05:38 AM (/U27+)

Nice!

Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 05:47 AM (nzEdf)

72 coffee ... what a brilliant concept !

brb !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 05:47 AM (jDHSU)

73 Bongino cancelled simplidafe live on air for reacting to a canceller

GOOD DEAL
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:46 AM (yrol0)

Everybody knows i'm kinda stupid.

What does this mean?

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 16, 2021 05:48 AM (cknjq)

74 like practicing religious rituals.

**

Similar to that Women Wear Hoods and Get Raped All the Time book/TV show, it's neat how this is a common theme about the right that really only ever demonstrates itself at high levels and in ways that effect all of society on the left.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 05:48 AM (0V9Oe)

75 Hadrian the Seventh

Is dawn and stirring in the house when chores commence?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 16, 2021 05:48 AM (u82oZ)

76 Going to try out my new coffee grinder with some Dunkin' Donuts beans.

brb

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 16, 2021 05:50 AM (Z/jzm)

77 exempted ? yay !

I hope the vet can figure it out !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021


***
Yes, I put in the religious exemption statement on Wednesday, and got the "approved" email on Friday. Of course they say I have to continue with the testing nonsense, and I'll try to dodge that as much as I can. The Horde had, and pointed me to, many good suggestions for the text. But the super credit (presuming the Personnel drones even bothered to consider the points in the statement) belongs to Miss Linda, who crafted most of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:51 AM (c6xtn)

78 Made it to work, from downstairs homeless guy has barricade all around another dumpster.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 16, 2021 05:51 AM (blbCj)

79
What does this mean?

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 16, 2021 05:48 AM


come sit by me on the Group W bench, so he can explain it to us both

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2021 05:51 AM (DUIap)

80 Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March played on state radio
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 05:35 AM (/U27+)

===
I was there when Chernenko was sick and not in public. every time the topic came up it was discussed with a sarcastic roll of the eyes.

But I was already repatriated when he "died" so no Chopin or commie state funeral for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:51 AM (EZebt)

81 Everybody knows i'm kinda stupid.

What does this mean?
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 16, 2021 05:48 AM (cknjq)

Simplisafe was a Bongino sponsor that responded to a cancel culture canceller and agreed that Dan was a fault for something. So Dan cancelled simplisafe as a show sponsor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 05:52 AM (yrol0)

82
Everybody knows i'm kinda stupid.

What does this mean?
Posted by: weirdflunky


I felt the same way about JJ Sefton's long, circuitous, and inside baseball laden asides in his Morning Reports. So I stopped reading them (the asides, not the reports).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 05:53 AM (pNxlR)

83
Is dawn and stirring in the house when chores commence?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 16, 2021 05:48 AM (u82oZ)

------------

Yes, an exciting day of washing mats from the RV and weeding the garden awaits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 05:54 AM (/U27+)

84 Have a great day, everyone. Be that swan gliding serenely though choppy water. Never let them see the feet moving fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 16, 2021 05:55 AM (u82oZ)

85 Hadrian I picture you sitting in the Captain's chair on the bridge of the Enterprise.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:56 AM (EZebt)

86
Salty,
They keep giving me work, so maybe they don't think I'm as incompetent as I frequently feel. Maybe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 05:56 AM (/U27+)

87 64 degrees in the back yard of stately VIA Manor.

Fresh ground and brewed coffee at hand.

All is well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 05:58 AM (3D/fK)

88 Hadrian I picture you sitting in the Captain's chair on the bridge of the Enterprise.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

And then Shatner walking in and saying "Get the hell outta my chair!"

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:58 AM (5rNf1)

89 Salty!!!!!


Be safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 05:59 AM (3D/fK)

90 I felt the same way about JJ Sefton's long, circuitous, and inside baseball laden asides in his Morning Reports. So I stopped reading them (the asides, not the reports).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 05:53 AM (pNxlR)

====
Is this about the Karen Ann Quinlan reference?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:59 AM (EZebt)

91 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:51 AM (c6xtn)

Any chance you could post it for others to plagiarize?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:01 AM (l1zez)

92 Made it to work, from downstairs homeless guy has barricade all around another dumpster.
Posted by: Skip's Phone

Homesteader

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 06:03 AM (arJlL)

93 Or, Homelesssteader

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 06:05 AM (arJlL)

94
Is this about the Karen Ann Quinlan reference?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Umm, nope. It's about his use of offbeat nicknames or phrases for someone or something or another and seemingly expecting us to have at hand some sort of glossary to suss out to whom or to what he is referring.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 06:06 AM (97I0d)

95
This is my dumpster. There are many dumpsters like it, but this dumpster is mine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 06:08 AM (97I0d)

96
If dogs run free, why not we?

Posted by: Bob Dylan at October 16, 2021 06:08 AM (dQvv7)

97 South Carolina's Covid impact on hospital occupancy rates continue to crater.
Almost thirty straight days of reduced numbers, pretty consistent with this most recent report from yesterday.

The only real leveling out seems to be actual bed occupancy is leveling out instead of dropping.

This must be explained by non-covid occupancy beginning to climb back up to the desired occupancy rate for optimal usage and billing.

https://tinyurl.com/s6xuupu7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:08 AM (3D/fK)

98 Any chance you could post it for others to plagiarize?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021


***
I don't see why not. I'd have to post it in segments, and it would be good to put it into a thread that a lot of people would see. Any ideas on that? Which thread during a weekend gets the most comments?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 06:08 AM (c6xtn)

99 Entire organs in that walking bag of venereal diseases have been turned over to sepsis ... it'll take time to evict decades worth of sexually obtained social diseases.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

I imagine STDs think of Clinton as their worldwide base of operations at this point.

Posted by: Biergood at October 16, 2021 06:09 AM (FQWHA)

100 Wolfus, you could try feeding Chekov some giblets to whet his appetite

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 06:10 AM (YZG/i)

101
Urban Dictionary: sar-chasm

(n.) the giant gulf between the sarcastic comment and the person who doesn't get it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 06:10 AM (97I0d)

102 I can always tell when he refers to Gavin Newsom...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 06:11 AM (EZebt)

103
I imagine STDs think of Clinton as their worldwide base of operations at this point.
Posted by: Biergood


Q: What do STDs call Bill Clinton?
A: DADDY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 06:12 AM (97I0d)

104 I imagine he probably wants to die. He was the most powerful man in the world. And, now.
_____________

And he lives with Hillary. Which would make anybody yearn for death.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:13 AM (k4dH2)

105 *sips coffee* Ponders if we have enough to last till spring. Hm.

Did You Know: Capts. Lewis and Clark in their famous 1803-1806 expedition to the pacific coast and back took 35,000 pounds of food and equipment, something like that. Enough to fill maybe 3 tractor trailers. Among the supplies was 50 pounds of green coffee, which loses maybe 15 to 20 percent weight in roasting. Anyhoo, they must not have shared any with the 30 to 50 other people on the expedition. They supposedly still had some in the inventory when camped on the Oregon coast.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2021 06:13 AM (25nrF)

106 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 06:08 AM (c6xtn)

Whatever is convenient for you. Maybe just announce when and which thread, then those who want to can be ready to copy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:14 AM (l1zez)

107 Q: What do STDs call Bill Clinton?
A: DADDY!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Ha! Haven't heard that one. I'll use that.

Posted by: Biergood at October 16, 2021 06:15 AM (FQWHA)

108 Morning all...

If you don't want to rage stroke this early, don't read this...

@BonifaceOption

Yesterday, I went to visit an elderly member of my congregation whose wife just passed away.

She had had Alzheimer's for five years, and despite being in his 80s had taken care of her himself that whole time.

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yfkyjtxu

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2021 06:16 AM (cF8AT)

109
And he lives with Hillary. Which would make anybody yearn for death.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden


"Ya coulda and shoulda listened to me about how to campaign. But noooo, you -- smartest woman EVER -- chose to listen to Robbie Mook. Enjoy your Hell, entirely of your own making, cow."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 06:17 AM (97I0d)

110 I don't see why not. I'd have to post it in segments, and it would be good to put it into a thread that a lot of people would see. Any ideas on that? Which thread during a weekend gets the most comments?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 06:08 AM (c6xtn)

**

GARDENING THREAD!!!

That's a horrible joke of course. I'm always amazed at how much respect people have for that thread.

Chess thread would be my suggestion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:18 AM (0V9Oe)

111
Sympathy for the Devil. Bill hasn't much to apologize for to Hillary. Yes, he's a horndog but what would Hillary have been if her last name was Rodham instead of Clinton? At best, a grifting, grafting legislator in some minor state house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 06:18 AM (/U27+)

112 Might go to a gun show with hubby today

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 06:19 AM (YZG/i)

113 South Carolina's Covid impact on hospital occupancy rates continue to crater.
Almost thirty straight days of reduced numbers, pretty consistent with this most recent report from yesterday.

*

It would be fun to ask Science Lovers if they thought it was because the Delta variant isn't as bad as they thought it would be, if it's because people are taking horse paste, or...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:21 AM (0V9Oe)

114 At best, a grifting, grafting legislator in some minor state house.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 06:18 AM (/U27+)

With an R after her name

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2021 06:21 AM (6FeV1)

115 Might go to a gun show with hubby today
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser

Its gonna rain this afternoon, so keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 06:22 AM (arJlL)

116
Their complete and utter disregard for the humanity of this poor woman disgusts me to the core.

All because of "C0vid policies."


Not C0vid policies, C0vid lucre.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 06:22 AM (97I0d)

117 Tami, that's horrible
Exactly why I avoid hospitals more than ever

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 06:23 AM (YZG/i)

118 The really weird part is that the left really, truly believes you either get the injection and get sick or you don't get the injection and you die.

That is all over the place in forums now.

They have no perspective or understanding, and that's part of what's driving all of this vaccine passport / mass firing nonsense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:23 AM (0V9Oe)

119 Its gonna rain this afternoon, so keep yer powder dry.
Posted by: JT

Lol

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 06:24 AM (YZG/i)

120 Their complete and utter disregard for the humanity of this poor woman disgusts me to the core.

All because of "C0vid policies."

Not C0vid policies, C0vid lucre.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2021 06:22 AM (97I0d)

These 30 pieces of silver ain't gonna corrupt themselves.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 16, 2021 06:24 AM (cknjq)

121 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 16, 2021 06:25 AM (Adlwz)

122 C0vid lucre.

And that rhymes with....

BLUCHRE !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 06:25 AM (arJlL)

123 mornin yall. Our local politicians have all got puddin panties over the prospect of turning the old mall into a casino and pickleball court. Never mind that gambling is illegal in this state ( except for the government operated lottery ) and won't come up for a vote until next year. By then nobody will have any money for gambling anyway.

Meanwhile, the city crumbles and the homeless rule downtown.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:26 AM (Tnijr)

124 Was thinking Hildabeast was kockkng him off yesterday

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 16, 2021 06:26 AM (blbCj)

125 Netflux already has a 10 part series on the GREAT Bill Clinton...Starring Whoopi Goldberg as Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:40 AM (5rNf1)

Bill to be played by Meryl Streep

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2021 06:26 AM (6FeV1)

126 Interesting....https://tinyurl.com/2ta56wma

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:27 AM (l1zez)

127 there are reasons that the gardening thread gets that ... respect.

years ago i posted a comment about some canning I was doing and got an immediate snippy response asking if I had grown the stuff in question, etc ... i still find myself fingering the scar around mid-day Saturdays, and have posted maybe two carefully curated comments in the subsequent years, which is ... enough.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 06:27 AM (jDHSU)

128 Meanwhile, the city crumbles and the homeless rule downtown.
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:26 AM (Tnijr)

Ya'll are gonna have a really impressive intersection so it's all good.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 16, 2021 06:27 AM (cknjq)

129 They took her away from him.

I won't bash the old man because he's old and that's a scary situation and the people in authority are doing their authority thing, but they TOOK her away from him saying that's their policy, no exceptions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:28 AM (0V9Oe)

130 So J&J is approved for a booster now
My line with the booster enthusiasts is - "what's the point? it doesn't work on variants. Pharma needs to improve their product instead of insisting on last year's outdated formula "

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 06:28 AM (YZG/i)

131 The really weird part is that the left really, truly believes you either get the injection and get sick or you don't get the injection and you die.

Taiwan has a high percentage of vaccinated but more people are dying from 'adverse events' from the vaccination then from covid. It also has the highest death rate at 4% then any other country.

Something does not compute.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 16, 2021 06:28 AM (dQvv7)

132
The really weird part is that the left really, truly believes you either get the injection and get sick or you don't get the injection and you die.

------------

99.8% of people in the US have not died of COVID.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 06:29 AM (/U27+)

133 So J&J is approved for a booster now

**

Not just that, but you can mix and match. Had the pfizer originally? Cool. Here, have another. Now here's a J&J. Whatever. Already had COVID? Who cares, take this moderna, too. Have fun!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:29 AM (0V9Oe)

134 "128 Meanwhile, the city crumbles and the homeless rule downtown.
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:26 AM (Tnijr)

Ya'll are gonna have a really impressive intersection so it's all good.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 16, 2021 06:27 AM (cknjq) "

and most important, the owners of the distressed property will be generously bailed out !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 06:31 AM (jDHSU)

135 Reading yesterday that Portland is a lawless city. I get the Portland newspaper emailed each day (how did that happen) and the news is great. Love is in the air, and visitors are returning. Who is right.

Posted by: Colin at October 16, 2021 06:31 AM (sX4W1)

136 99.8% of people in the US have not died of COVID.

**

The biggest mystery is how the average age of U.S. COVID death is also the average age of non-COVID death in the U.S.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:31 AM (0V9Oe)

137 "Ya'll are gonna have a really impressive intersection so it's all good.
Posted by: weirdflunky "

We have a personal injury lawyer for a mayor. I guess its better than the adulterous used car salesman we used to have.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:32 AM (Tnijr)

138 "Taiwan has a high percentage of vaccinated but more people are dying from 'adverse events' from the vaccination then from covid. It also has the highest death rate at 4% then any other country.

Something does not compute.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 16, 2021 06:28 AM (dQvv7) "

if it really is a bioweapon it makes perfect sense.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 06:33 AM (jDHSU)

139 "Interesting....https://tinyurl.com/2ta56wma"

I keep hearing low key rumblings of something like that.

Almost tin-foil territory.

But then again, what of todays world would not have been considered tin-foilesque five years ago?

So, who knows.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:33 AM (3D/fK)

140 "and most important, the owners of the distressed property will be generously bailed out !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez"

The company that owns the property is so desperate to get rid of it they are donating half to the city.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:34 AM (Tnijr)

141 But noooo, you -- smartest woman EVER -- chose to listen to Robbie Mook. Enjoy your Hell, entirely of your own making, cow."
___________

Hillary was the smartest woman ever . . . to flunk the D.C. bar exam.

And Michelle Obama flunked the Illinois bar exam, and was later fired from Sidley & Austin, the firm that hired her out of law school and the only place where she ever even attempted to practice law.

Why are Dim women so stupid and incompetent?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:35 AM (k4dH2)

142 Nice, now you have me feeling sorry for Bill
Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2021 05:21 AM (5rNf1)

This is why we lose.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Always nice to start my morning out with a laugh.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 06:36 AM (cPrQ5)

143 My inter net provider Century Link gave us a free year of Epix channel yesterday. I started watching Pennyworth, a show about Batman's butler Alfred when he was young in London. I would call it a dramadey I guess.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 16, 2021 06:36 AM (Kd5Vh)

144 Hillary was the smartest woman ever . . . to flunk the D.C. bar exam.

And Michelle Obama flunked the Illinois bar exam, and was later fired from Sidley & Austin, the firm that hired her out of law school and the only place where she ever even attempted to practice law.

Why are Dim women so stupid and incompetent?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:35 AM (k4dH2)

My Daughter passed FL and GA within about a month of each other. Now stopped practicing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 06:37 AM (yrol0)

145 "Why are Dim women so stupid and incompetent?"

Don't forget...mean and petty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:37 AM (3D/fK)

146 Good morning all! It's a crisp 42 out, 65 for a high. I'm going to pull up the rest of my basil, and clean out the rest of the garden. Perfect day for it. Sipping on some pumpkin spice coffee. Yum.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 06:38 AM (nxdel)

147 "Interesting....https://tinyurl.com/2ta56wma"

I keep hearing low key rumblings of something like that.

Almost tin-foil territory.

**

I remember a year or so ago that this was being pointed out. I remember because of the articles mentioning luciferin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:38 AM (0V9Oe)

148 The nearby city had an abandoned downtown mall, and many wanted to turn it into a casino, like Vegas or Detroit or something. Good thing the city couldn't find a investor, and the mall was torn down. Enough nice Indian casinos to attract gamblers in the area away from the wonders of downtown.

Posted by: Colin at October 16, 2021 06:38 AM (sX4W1)

149 We have a generation of central bankers who are defining themselves by their wokeness, Summers said Wednesday while speaking to a virtual conference organized by the Institute of International Finance. Theyre defining themselves by how socially concerned they are.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 06:39 AM (yrol0)

150 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:39 AM (GPwVZ)

151 Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:38 AM (0V9Oe)

Heh! People will glow red when they're hit with some stimulant that activates it. Nice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:40 AM (l1zez)

152 "Good thing the city couldn't find a investor, and the mall was torn down"

That's what they should do here. The mayor claims not one penny of tax dollars will go to support the place. I suppose that excludes the tax revenue the city used to receive on the property they will now own.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:41 AM (Tnijr)

153 Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2021 06:41 AM (+4oV5)

154 Ya know what's nice about the Yankees being shitty and out of the playoffs? I don't give a rat's ass about base a ball at all. Don't even scan the sports news anymore.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:41 AM (GPwVZ)

155 Kamala is so smart, does she have a law degree? I'm not sure or really cared what her past was other than spending some it on her knees. Maybe I better start paying attention to her, she will be in the WH before long.

Posted by: Colin at October 16, 2021 06:42 AM (sX4W1)

156 Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:41 AM (GPwVZ)

On the good news front, hockey season has started.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:42 AM (l1zez)

157 Theyre defining themselves by how socially concerned they are.
______________

Such a joke. If they were really "socially concerned" they wouldn't be destroying the value of our currency and helping the government spend the nation into bankruptcy.

What do these idiots think the social effects of that are going to be? Sunshine and lollipops for everyone? We are going to have massive unrest and violence, and as usual the people who suffer the most are going to be the poor. All because these "socially concerned" and "woke" central bankers were so desperate to signal to their friends how very, very virtuous they are.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:43 AM (k4dH2)

158 Good morning Ladyl!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 06:44 AM (nxdel)

159 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 06:44 AM (arJlL)

160 The Metropolitan Police has said that the murder of British lawmaker David Amess in Essex on Friday has been declared as a terrorist incident, with the investigation being led by its Terrorism Command.

??? Have they released the name and ethnicity of the killer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:44 AM (GPwVZ)

161 3 more years of this shit and I will be able to say f' it all. That was my plan anyway. Who knows where we will be in 3 years.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:44 AM (Tnijr)

162 " ...
Heh! People will glow red when they're hit with some stimulant that activates it. Nice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:40 AM (l1zez) "

brings new meaning to the term "glowies" ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 06:45 AM (jDHSU)

163 Hiya, JT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2021 06:45 AM (+4oV5)

164 On the good news front, hockey season has started.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:42 AM (l1zez)

Maybe I should start watching. Are they left wennies or normal in the NHL?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:45 AM (GPwVZ)

165 Hiya, JT!!!
Posted by: Ladyl

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 06:45 AM (arJlL)

166 Interesting....https://tinyurl.com/2ta56wma
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

I need more ammo.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 06:45 AM (cPrQ5)

167 ??? Have they released the name and ethnicity of the killer?
___________

He's a Somali. Surprise, surprise.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:46 AM (k4dH2)

168 ain't that the truth, f'd.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 06:46 AM (jDHSU)

169 "Heh! People will glow red when they're hit with some stimulant that activates it. Nice."

Here is a real no-shit line of reasoning that someone presented to me.

First, use the search engine of your choice, and search for 'purple street lights'.
Two things will happen.

1. Articles from many cities around the nation will pop up, noting that they had upgraded to LED street lights several years ago, and now, due to a previously unidentified issue, some of them are failing in a manner that projects a purple light into the road and sidewalk.

2. Fringe articles will appear, warning people that the purple street lights are a secret part of the vaccine process, and that if you have received the vaccine, the injection site will glow under these lights, indicating that you have been vaccinated.

And yes, I have seen the defective lights both here in South Carolina, as well as just down the street from my MiL in Baltimore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:47 AM (3D/fK)

170 g'mornin' Ladyl !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 06:48 AM (jDHSU)

171 Chilly morning here in the Dungeon of Discord. Frost on the iron bars. Had to turn on the heat for the first time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 06:48 AM (Dc2NZ)

172 G'morning, D-Doc!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:48 AM (3D/fK)

173 He's a Somali. Surprise, surprise.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:46 AM (k4dH2)

Not a morman?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:50 AM (GPwVZ)

174 Gonna be about 75 today in balmy CT post FJB tomorrow not so much. Gotta catch one of my feral cats this weekend. He's got an abscess on his cheek. Probably got in a fight. I've never caught him before. He was part of a tnr colony that liked my food better. The heated housing didn't hurt either. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 16, 2021 06:51 AM (NXGjq)

175 G'morning, D-Doc!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:48 AM (3D/fK)

Good Morning. You would not believe how bad it is getting in the Military under biden and austin. I am sure your son is telling you, but it is even worse than he thinks. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:51 AM (GPwVZ)

176 Good morning. Is the Conservative Treehouse site down, or is it just me? That's one we can't afford to lose.

Posted by: Emily at October 16, 2021 06:51 AM (lmkn/)

177 "Not a morman?"

Nope, nor a mermaid.

Or a baptist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:52 AM (3D/fK)

178 "but it is even worse than he thinks. Sigh"

He's fairly well clued in.

He, and about half his shop read the blog daily.

But yeh....it sux.

Biggly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:53 AM (3D/fK)

179 Good morning. Is the Conservative Treehouse site down, or is it just me? That's one we can't afford to lose.

Posted by: Emily at October 16, 2021 06:51 AM


It's up, but running slowly.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 16, 2021 06:53 AM (dQvv7)

180 " Is the Conservative Treehouse site down,"

Just left there.

VERY slow loading.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:54 AM (3D/fK)

181 Good morning. Is the Conservative Treehouse site down, or is it just me? That's one we can't afford to lose.
Posted by: Emily

It took awhile to load, but it's up for me.

Posted by: Biergood at October 16, 2021 06:54 AM (FQWHA)

182 NGU - The Canadian teams have to acknowledge that they are playing on formerly indigenous land some such dumbassery before their home games. And Hockey Night in Canada fired Don Cherry a while back so there's really no hope for them. But otherwise, the league is not consumed by wokeness.

Canada hasn't hoisted a cup in about 30 years either. Go figure.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:56 AM (l1zez)

183 BJ Clinton has been hospitalized since Tuesday. His reps say he's getting better and they are keeping him longer due to an abundance of caution. Either he's sicker then they are saying or the nurses are beautiful. Actually they just need to be better looking then Hillary or his latest paramour.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 16, 2021 06:56 AM (2NHgQ)

184 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:53 AM (3D/fK)

They are reconfiguring ALL the Boards. All that matters now is "Diversity". And EVERY conference has a Diversity presentation and the it must be in the regs, but I can't find it, that all diversity officers have to be big black women

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:56 AM (GPwVZ)

185 "The Scientific Method
Step 1: Fuck Around
Step 2: Find Out"

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2021 06:57 AM (CTJwJ)

186 This is the most rest I've had in decades.

Posted by: Billy Jeffs Schvantz at October 16, 2021 06:57 AM (flINI)

187 NGU - The Canadian teams have to acknowledge that they are playing on formerly indigenous land some such dumbassery before their home games. And Hockey Night in Canada fired Don Cherry a while back so there's really no hope for them. But otherwise, the league is not consumed by wokeness.

Canada hasn't hoisted a cup in about 30 years either. Go figure.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 06:56 AM (l1zez)

Yeah not that I think of it, I did hear about the indigenous land thing. Oh well, how about "Curling"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 06:58 AM (GPwVZ)

188 "They are reconfiguring ALL the Boards. All that matters now is "Diversity". And EVERY conference has a Diversity presentation and the it must be in the regs, but I can't find it, that all diversity officers have to be big black women"

It appears that all is progressing in the manner of the 'foretelling', several years ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 06:58 AM (3D/fK)

189 So McDonalds is testing the McPlant Burger, how much did they spend to come up with that name?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 16, 2021 06:59 AM (Kd5Vh)

190 We have a generation of central bankers who are defining themselves by their wokeness, Summers said Wednesday while speaking to a virtual conference organized by the Institute of International Finance. Theyre defining themselves by how socially concerned they are.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 06:39 AM (yrol0)

shitbirds.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2021 06:59 AM (J6dnG)

191 Morning peeps. In the 40's here in the Bluegrass. Brrrrr. Got yard work to tend to today if it dries out, but my gout is back and I'm not sure I'll be up to it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2021 07:00 AM (BFigT)

192 My young co-worker Kate is in the hospital as of yesterday, "sick," according to her mother. No details yet. Kate is something like 26 and quite visibly healthy, so I doubt it could be the coof. But we don't know yet. I expect her mother is taking care of Kate's dog.

If for some reason she couldn't come back to work right away, I think some of her chores would devolve upon me. It would certainly keep my work from being boring.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 07:00 AM (c6xtn)

193 So McDonalds is testing the McPlant Burger, how much did they spend to come up with that name?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Ya know, I don't even want to eat a real burger that has touched the same grill as that revolting shit.

Posted by: Biergood at October 16, 2021 07:01 AM (FQWHA)

194 "how much did they spend to come up with that name?"

About the same amount that was spent on developing the Hamburguler.

After correcting for inflation, of course.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:01 AM (3D/fK)

195 Wait until they come out with the McBugger.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 07:02 AM (Tnijr)

196 Do you want flys with your McBugger?

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 07:02 AM (Tnijr)

197 173 He's a Somali. Surprise, surprise.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:46 AM (k4dH2)

Not a morman?
________________

Nope. A 25-year old Somali tied to some violent islamist group. Went into the "surgery" (constituent meeting), stabbed the guy 12 times, then waited at the church for the cops to arrest him. Seemed to have planned the attack.

Was reading about the MP this morning. He took his job very seriously. Put in a lot of time doing work for his constituents, and was very well regarded by them. Devout Catholic, father of 5, loved dogs (lots of photos of him show him hugging various dogs), was a big proponent of Brexit, strong abortion opponent, strong opponent of same-sex marriage.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 07:02 AM (k4dH2)

198 "Ya know, I don't even want to eat a real burger that has touched the same grill as that revolting shit."

Research the ingredients of the Faux meat patty.

Order a regular burger while claiming a food allergy to one of the ingredients, and that the grill must be cleaned.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:02 AM (3D/fK)

199 Are they left wennies or normal in the NHL?

*****

A little of both. On the ice it's still pretty action packed and high energy. Only about a quarter of the players are Americans (with an upper Midwest sort of feel). The rest of the players are Canadians, Russians or Scandis. So as a whole they don't have some of the cultural issues as the NBA or NHL.

Off the ice, the commissioner is a douche. They push a lot of gurl power, LBGTLMNOP, save Gaia, hockey for the homeless muslim pre-teen girls type stuff. The players go along with the shit like using rainbow wrapped sticks during game warm-up to be auctioned off to the fans. Their response to COVID was pretty insane. It has potential to go bad, but it's the only pro sport I enjoy these days.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:03 AM (5Woea)

200 Which thread during a weekend gets the most comments?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021

**
. . . Chess thread would be my suggestion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 16, 2021


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Good idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 07:03 AM (c6xtn)

201 38 degrees here right now. Had the window open all night. Perfect sleeping weather!

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2021 07:03 AM (RrtlF)

202 55 here and no humidity. It's a bike kind of day.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 16, 2021 07:04 AM (jvt6t)

203 The latest NHL franchise, the Seattle Sea Squids...er...Kraken...plays their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:04 AM (5Woea)

204 I think did read name of Jihadi, Somalia immigrant, can't remember where this morning

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 16, 2021 07:04 AM (blbCj)

205 So McDonalds is testing the McPlant Burger, how much did they spend to come up with that name?

I actually prefer the honesty to "Beyond" or "Impossible".

Ya know, I don't even want to eat a real burger that has touched the same grill as that revolting shit.

If they fry it on the same grill as real meat, it's no longer vegan. So there will be some kind of separate grill, and probably a few lawsuits early on when franchisees don't want to go to that expense.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:05 AM (Fp5al)

206 The Powerline Week in Pictures - Shatner > Brandon Edition:

https://tinyurl.com/hpw7tp8f

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 07:05 AM (Dc2NZ)

207 I see emerging reports of a whistleblower claiming that the Pfizer vaccine glows under the correct lighting.

But the photo shows the serum in the glass bottle.

And I'm thinking that hell, even a gin and tonic glows under a black light.

And I take those internally.

So...who knows.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:06 AM (3D/fK)

208 If they fry it on the same grill as real meat, it's no longer vegan. So there will be some kind of separate grill, and probably a few lawsuits early on when franchisees don't want to go to that expense.
Posted by: Ian S.

Thanks. That gives me hope. Wasn't joking. I quit eating at Burger King because of the Impossible.

Posted by: Biergood at October 16, 2021 07:06 AM (FQWHA)

209 thx for the link, Eris !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 07:07 AM (jDHSU)

210 Why can't I copy that link in #147 and above? Do the net powers not want me to read it?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 16, 2021 07:08 AM (Q1p4x)

211 I see emerging reports of a whistleblower claiming that the Pfizer vaccine glows under the correct lighting.

But the photo shows the serum in the glass bottle.


Even if you injected yourself with some kind of blacklight-sensitive ink it'd break down pretty quickly, and it certainly wouldn't glow only at the injection site.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:08 AM (Fp5al)

212 Just one data point, but I got the Pfizer double-tap with no ill effects. Would have been pretty cool if I glowed a la Tron.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 07:08 AM (Dc2NZ)

213 BJ Clinton has been hospitalized since Tuesday. His reps say he's getting better and they are keeping him longer due to an abundance of caution. Either he's sicker then they are saying or the nurses are beautiful. Actually they just need to be better looking then Hillary or his latest paramour.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 16, 2021 06:56 AM (2NHgQ)


Slick lies about everything, particularly about the old goat's health. He looks like walking death so I doubt the boner pills work any more. Anyone who hasn't adjusted their dead pool, unless he was up there all along, has been slow off the mark.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 16, 2021 07:09 AM (y7DUB)

214 So McDonalds is testing the McPlant Burger, how much did they spend to come up with that name?

I actually prefer the honesty to "Beyond" or "Impossible".

Ya know, I don't even want to eat a real burger that has touched the same grill as that revolting shit.

If they fry it on the same grill as real meat, it's no longer vegan. So there will be some kind of separate grill, and probably a few lawsuits early on when franchisees don't want to go to that expense.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:05 AM


When we used to Civil War reenacting one woman brought "vegan" bacon with her. She wanted us to cook it up for her and we said no, cook it yourself. She set out to cook it in the big cast skillet on the fire that we had just cooked about 3 pounds of real bacon in. She said it tasted good and we pointed out that she had just cooked it in about 3 cups of bacon fat. She turned white.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 16, 2021 07:09 AM (JUOKG)

215 I didn't think anyone on earth would want that diseased bag of bones that is Billy jeff.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 16, 2021 07:09 AM (Eq4fn)

216 HyVee just opened a huge new grocery store here in NW WI. Iowa morons know HyVee. I went there yesterday to get the makings for Dutch oven beef stew. First impression: the first several parking spots in every row (nearest the door) are reserved for electric vehicles and have charging stations. So, woke AF. Mind you, I've never seen a full electric vehicle up here. Hybrids? Yes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2021 07:10 AM (RrtlF)

217 Just one data point, but I got the Pfizer double-tap with no ill effects. Would have been pretty cool if I glowed a la Tron.

Same. My Halloween costume would be all set if that worked.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:11 AM (GdK3A)

218 Mcdonalds is a real estate company, not restaurant in the classic sense. Look at Arby's commercials, they are trying to compete as a restaurant. Sure Arby's doesn't do nearly as well as Mcd's.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2021 07:11 AM (J6dnG)

219 Beef is still inexpensive in Vegas, but for how long. The Vegas blogger I follow (not leaving Vegas) is wondering for how long. Global Warmers are hot and heavy on getting rid of cattle as they use so many resources, and fart a lot.

Posted by: Colin at October 16, 2021 07:11 AM (sX4W1)

220 So true: "The same people that were screaming "RESIST!" the last five years now want us to comply without question."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 07:12 AM (Dc2NZ)

221 Why can't I copy that link in #147 and above? Do the net powers not want me to read it?
Posted by: AnnaS

****

My guess is you are picking up either the close quotes at the end or part of the ellipsis ... at the front end when you grab it.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:13 AM (5Woea)

222 I see emerging reports of a whistleblower claiming that the Pfizer vaccine glows under the correct lighting.

So does gin

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2021 07:14 AM (mbFEM)

223 Mind you, I've never seen a full electric vehicle up here. Hybrids? Yes.

Plug-in hybrids are pretty hot right now, where you can charge and run them as electric for generally around 50 miles and then the gas engine starts up. Means you don't need gas for your commute if you have a charger at home, which in a world of Joe Biden $5 gas will be attractive.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:15 AM (GdK3A)

224 Good Morning, Horde and Happy Saturday!

Chicago is a chilly 44 this AM, going up to 60 and sunny. I'll take it.
Have to start dismantling my glorious flower beds and baskets soon, but not today I think.

Posted by: Pony Tail at October 16, 2021 07:15 AM (tzZq2)

225 Now that HILLARY! Really has nothing to offer Huma Abeden why does Huma still sip the HILLARY! Vag?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 16, 2021 07:15 AM (flINI)

226 Something more is wrong with Clinton. He should be ready for discharge after 3 days of IV antibiotics. Maybe his catheter got infected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 05:05 AM (EZebt)

He needs the Liberator Catheter 2000, so easy to use he can slip it in and not feel a thing. It also ships with no cost to himself, he should like that. Another cost mooched off of the taxpayers by the democrats.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2021 07:16 AM (R/m4+)

227 British press is describing the Somali who murdered MP as " motivated by Islam ". What the f**k does that even mean?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:16 AM (cPrQ5)

228 Not much in the Halloween decoration aisle with these supply chain interruptions. Might put out a Santa and glue horns on his head. Not that important comparatively speaking. Hopefully our secretary of transportation and his husband are bonding with their baby.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 16, 2021 07:17 AM (Spr0s)

229 Now that HILLARY! Really has nothing to offer Huma Abeden why does Huma still sip the HILLARY! Vag?

Clinton, Inc is trying to reform, like the liquid metal T-1000. That's why McAuliffe is running for governor.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:17 AM (GdK3A)

230 " What the f**k does that even mean?"

Islam made him do it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:17 AM (3D/fK)

231 British press is describing the Somali who murdered MP as " motivated by Islam ". What the f**k does that even mean?

It's a substantial upgrade over "Muslim kills people, nobody will ever understand their motivation".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:18 AM (GdK3A)

232 hilarious, with xtra goodness ! thx again, Eris !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 16, 2021 07:18 AM (jDHSU)

233 RE: hybrids. Although gasoline is getting more and more expensive, so is electricity. Just wait till the utility bill doubles overnight because fossil fuels to run the plants are being strangled.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2021 07:18 AM (l1zez)

234 "Hopefully our secretary of transportation and his husband are bonding with their baby."

I hear that the chest feeding is not going as well as hoped.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:18 AM (3D/fK)

235 Waitress sammich

https://tinyurl.com/4bywpsza

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 07:19 AM (yrol0)

236 "mornin yall. Our local politicians have all got puddin panties over the prospect of turning the old mall into a casino and pickleball court. Never mind that gambling is illegal in this state "
Posted by: f'd

Has there ever been a successful repurpose of a mall?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 16, 2021 07:21 AM (4thlk)

237 Angie Dickinson at the end there?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:21 AM (3D/fK)

238 " motivated by Islam ". What the f**k does that even mean?

*****

I don't know if I can explain it properly, but I'm willing to take a stab at it...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:22 AM (5Woea)

239 #232 nice catch on the Bi den/Dodd comment.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2021 07:23 AM (/+k4G)

240 Motivated by Islam: A devout follower of Islam who is following the tenats of the prophet Muhammad as promulgated by the Koran. He has established his right to reside in paradise by fulfilling one of the seven gateways in his righteous killing of an infidel.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:24 AM (cPrQ5)

241 The McPlant patty is made of "plant-based ingredients like peas, rice and potatoes" and is co-developed with Beyond Meat.../i]

I really thought you guys were joking, but there it is. Instead of a patty, can we call it a puck?

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2021 07:24 AM (pbStR)

242 Plug-in hybrids are pretty hot right now

Yeah, usually right before the batteries explode

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2021 07:25 AM (GPwVZ)

243 I hear that the chest feeding is not going as well as hoped.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I hear chafed nipples are a bitch.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:26 AM (cPrQ5)

244 Morning all.

I thought they banned anything pointyer than a butter knife in Old Blighty.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 07:26 AM (iVNzt)

245 #234

How does sick schiff like this even happen.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2021 07:26 AM (/+k4G)

246 Instead of a patty, can we call it a puck?
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2021 07:24 AM (pbStR)


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Puck Joe Biden!

clap clap clap-clap-clap

Posted by: 496 at October 16, 2021 07:27 AM (U1eOr)

247 You know, you never hear about Vikings going on a rampage so they can get killed and get a seat in Valhalla anymore.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 07:27 AM (Tnijr)

248 237 Angie Dickinson at the end there?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:21 AM (3D/fK)
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I had to Gurgle it -- Gena Rowlands.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 07:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

249 Old and busted: Inflation is just transitory.

New hotness: Inflation is good!

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2021 07:27 AM (mbFEM)

250 247 You know, you never hear about Vikings going on a rampage so they can get killed and get a seat in Valhalla anymore.
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 07:27 AM (Tnijr)
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Kind of surprised there hasn't been an attack by a radicalized Klingon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 07:28 AM (Dc2NZ)

251 Doonie, who goal is videoing every mall and putting them on his blog did find one mall that had been repurposed into a county office mall. Probably the best use right now, it was in Virginia, I believe.

Posted by: Colin at October 16, 2021 07:29 AM (sX4W1)

252 240 Motivated by Islam: A devout follower of Islam who is following the tenats of the prophet Muhammad as promulgated by the Koran. He has established his right to reside in paradise by fulfilling one of the seven gateways in his righteous killing of an infidel.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:24 AM (cPrQ5)

And collecting welfare. But mostly welfare.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 07:30 AM (yrol0)

253 We have a personal injury lawyer for a mayor. I guess its better than the adulterous used car salesman we used to have.
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 06:32 AM (Tnijr)

No wonder my mother in law gave up on voting in your town.

Posted by: Clutch at October 16, 2021 07:30 AM (9UmRs)

254 Plug-in hybrids are pretty hot right now

Yeah, usually right before the batteries explode


Toyota at least mostly uses NiMH and similar non-exploding batteries in hybrids. You don't need the huge energy density, and non-lithium behaves better under constant charge/discharge cycles.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:31 AM (y+iNp)

255 Between the ONT and Powerline, I've been laughing for the last half hour!

Thank you!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 16, 2021 07:31 AM (vI/Pp)

256 "I had to Gurgle it -- Gena Rowlands."

Ah....thanks!

Sure looks a little like Angie, though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:32 AM (3D/fK)

257 "Doonie, who goal is videoing every mall and putting them on his blog did find one mall that had been repurposed into a county office mall. Probably the best use right now, it was in Virginia, I believe.
Posted by: Colin "

Ok, so that's part of the plan of the mayor here is once they get the Old Mall Casino / Pickleball complex going they will move some city offices in there too which will save the city even more money. Never mind the city offices they will be moving are currently in the old Terminal Building, which the city owns too.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 07:32 AM (Tnijr)

258 I hear chafed nipples are a bitch.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:26 AM (cPrQ5)

I wore a new shirt my first half marathon. It looked like someone had taken a red sharpie and painted nipples on it at the finish line.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 07:32 AM (yrol0)

259 New hotness: Inflation is good!
Posted by: blaster

Coming soon from the NYT after the economic implosion:

Starvation is Just What We Need to Fix Our Obesity Problem

Posted by: Biergood at October 16, 2021 07:33 AM (FQWHA)

260 227 British press is describing the Somali who murdered MP as " motivated by Islam ". What the f**k does that even mean?
___________

It means he was killing infidels, just like the koran instructs him to.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 07:34 AM (k4dH2)

261 "t means he was killing infidels, just like the koran instructs him to."

So...a good boy, just following his deeply held convictions?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:35 AM (3D/fK)

262 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Walmart can choke on a big bag of dicks. But that's nothing new. This week they switched to NO CASH at the self-checkouts. All part of the Great Reset, I'm sure. Also supply chain disruptions are affecting pet goods such as food and kitty litter. FJB.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2021 07:35 AM (K5n5d)

263 My idea of a weekend in hell. Play in a seniors pickleball tournament in the morning, sit at a nickel slot machine for the rest of the day, topped off with an all-you=can-stand buffet dinner.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:35 AM (5Woea)

264 They want a 12,000 seat outdoor concert venue at the old mall too. The Democrats have big plans, and they always claim "it will not cost one penny of the taxpayer's money".

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 07:35 AM (Tnijr)

265 I suppose it's not the taxpayer's money anymore after the city gets ahold of it.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 07:37 AM (Tnijr)

266 I keep seeing Propanganda News saying the US will now allow fully vaxed foreigners to enter the country.

That's a joke headline, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 16, 2021 07:37 AM (vI/Pp)

267
J Clinton has been hospitalized since Tuesday. His reps say he's getting better and they are keeping him longer due to an abundance of caution.

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What circle of Hell for child rapists?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 07:37 AM (/U27+)

268 What the f**k does that even mean?

*****

It means he'll get a religious exemption for the death penalty before you'll get one for the COVID vaccine.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:37 AM (5Woea)

269
My idea of a weekend in hell.

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Dog shows, taking the same crap I took at the last one and the same crap I'll take at the next one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2021 07:38 AM (/U27+)

270 I keep seeing Propanganda News saying the US will now allow fully vaxed foreigners to enter the country.

That's a joke headline, right?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I swear it's all gaslighting 24/7 now. Not even subtle about it anymore.

Posted by: Biergood at October 16, 2021 07:40 AM (FQWHA)

271 "Dog shows, taking the same crap I took at the last one and the same crap I'll take at the next one. "

Maybe try to eat more roughage.

Prunes are good for that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 07:40 AM (3D/fK)

272 Most slots nowdays are 'penny' slots. Of course you can't play a penny. And it takes lots of pennies to win anything. And lots of pennies to even push the button.

Posted by: Colin at October 16, 2021 07:40 AM (sX4W1)

273 Im thinking motivated by Islam means the same thing to the MSM as moved by the spirit for Methodists.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 16, 2021 07:43 AM (QZ/dC)

274 Brandon is scheduled to be in office for another 39 months, and when Carter was there, it took until the last year to feel the real culmination of all his mistakes. The last year is the worst year.

Given that truism, it seems prudent to stockpile food, TP, fuel and ammo. Welcome to Venezuela.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 16, 2021 07:44 AM (vI/Pp)

275 Plug-in hybrids are pretty hot right now, where you can charge and run them as electric for generally around 50 miles and then the gas engine starts up.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2021 07:15 AM

We were just informed yesterday that the federal government may be implementing some kind of policy that grants increased credits for auto manufacturers for PHEV vs HEV. This affects me directly as my current job is developing the Underhood packaging for a future HEV vehicle. Which now, with this potential new policy for increased credits, could influence management to change direction on my project yet again to PHEV.

2 years ago, this project was an ICE powertrain. 5 months ago, changed direction to HEV. Now we're all bracing ourselves if they decide to change direction yet again to a PHEV. None of this is being done based on market research as to what the customer wants, but 100% based on reaction to government regulations and fines which go into effect in 2025.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 16, 2021 07:45 AM (Do5/p)

276 Walmart can choke on a big bag of dicks. But that's nothing new. This week they switched to NO CASH at the self-checkouts. All part of the Great Reset, I'm sure. Also supply chain disruptions are affecting pet goods such as food and kitty litter. FJB.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Fill a shopping cart to the brim. When the cashier gives you the total, hand them some crisp $100 bills. When they tell you that cash is no longer accepted and the notice was prominently posted just play stupid, pocket your cash, tell them to have a nice day and walk away. Circle around and do it again to another cashier. Cheap Saturday morning entertainment.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:45 AM (cPrQ5)

277 Bubba lying in his hospital bed realizing he is one day going to be trading one satan for another. And wondering which one is worse.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 16, 2021 07:45 AM (QZ/dC)

278 It almost seems like gay married men are play acting some sort of Mommy complex. Photo of Mayor Pet's boyfriend in a hospital bed with the twins? Really? It's either adopt twins from a surrogate or turn into Norman Bates.

Out of curiosity I looked up- when Jared Polis and his gay-married husband adopted back in 2011 they posted a birth announcement that said "baby and both parents are doing well." and "The baby has already learned to cry."

It's all an elaborate deranged cos-play.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:46 AM (5Woea)

279 Ever notice when there's a building that's been abandoned the leftists first instinct is to repurpose it for the homeless or as some sort of "art venue?" Never something useful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2021 07:47 AM (BFigT)

280 Heh Mayor Pet =>> Mayor Pete

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:47 AM (5Woea)

281
It means he'll get a religious exemption for the death penalty before you'll get one for the COVID vaccine.
Posted by: Muldoon

Think I'll have bacon for breakfast.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:47 AM (cPrQ5)

282 Slick lies about everything, particularly about the old goat's health. He looks like walking death so I doubt the boner pills work any more. Anyone who hasn't adjusted their dead pool, unless he was up there all along, has been slow off the mark.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 16, 2021 07:09 AM (y7DUB)


I wonder about people like this. Clinton isn't the only one - Pelosi, Schumer, the she-Clinton, Biden - none of them seem to have any interior life and they're all older than dirt. Yet none of them seems to be concerned about the approach of the Grim Reaper. Nobody's changing their ways, trying to tidy up things for the approaching end. They continue on as if they think they'll live forever.

I remember when Lee Atwater discovered he had brain cancer at only 40 years old. He gave up politics entirely, became a Catholic, and set about reconciling with people he'd fought when he was politically active. Even Jesse Jackson came to see him when he was dying. That's what a normal person should do, but these reprobates seem completely immune to all thoughts of the next world.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 16, 2021 07:48 AM (jq2vu)

283 critics charge that Republican lawmakers since 2016 have used underhanded measures to secure a conservative supermajority on the Supreme Court.

From Biden's Court Packing Commission draft report.

"Underhanded measures", of course, are a term Democrats use to refer to "votes".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 16, 2021 07:48 AM (vI/Pp)

284 When we used to Civil War reenact one woman brought "vegan bacon" with her

Camp followers and soiled doves should be held to a higher standard, no? It's my understanding that period clothing and accoutrements are inspected very closely in reenactor circles. Ersatz "bacon"? Get outta here!

Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2021 07:48 AM (25nrF)

285 I keep seeing Propanganda News saying the US will now allow fully vaxed foreigners to enter the country.

Everyone should just tell the people at the border that they identify as southern border jumping illegal immigrants and, per FJB policy, they are not required to be vaxxed.

If that doesn't work, just state that they're not going to be staying in the country long anyway, so the vax requirement does not apply to them.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 16, 2021 07:49 AM (Do5/p)

286 Foghat is playing tonight, been around 50 years. Don't think I'm gonna make it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 16, 2021 07:51 AM (Kd5Vh)

287 Fill a shopping cart to the brim. When the cashier gives you the total, hand them some crisp $100 bills. When they tell you that cash is no longer accepted and the notice was prominently posted just play stupid, pocket your cash, tell them to have a nice day and walk away. Circle around and do it again to another cashier. Cheap Saturday morning entertainment.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:45 AM (cPrQ5)

I did that once when I got behind Coupon Lady. I had unloaded my cart onto the belt before I noticed she had a coupon for every item she bought and all expired. So they went over each item and coupon blah blah blah.

I just walked out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2021 07:53 AM (R/m4+)

288 Grandkids are awake. Vaya con dios morons.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 07:53 AM (cPrQ5)

289 I did that once when I got behind Coupon Lady.


I did that once at Target when they tossed out the Salvation Army bell-ringers at Christmastime. Filled my cart to the brim and then asked to speak to the manager. Explained my reason for walking away from my cart.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 16, 2021 07:55 AM (45fpk)

290 Grandkids are awake. Vaya con dios morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


*****

Adios Sock Monkey.

Are they young enough to still want to bounce on the Grampoline™?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2021 07:56 AM (5Woea)

291 I love coupon ladies that wait until everything is rung up and scanned before they search for their checkbook. That always puts me in a good mood.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 16, 2021 07:58 AM (4thlk)

292 Just saw this... is this new? Last I read, OSHA was not going to mandate "vaccines". What "OSHA rule" are they talking about?

OSHA mandates the US Postal Service be vaccinated against COVID-19, fact-checkers report

President Biden issued far-reaching federal vaccine requirements on September 9 that cover federal employees and contractors, as well as private-sector employees and health care workers. While USPS is not one of the agencies subject to the vaccine mandate by Biden's order for federal employees, it does fall under the Occupational Safety and Health Administration rule as the company has more than 100 employees, Reuters says.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 16, 2021 07:59 AM (Do5/p)

293 I'd be excited to see Foghat, if I could go back in time to 1983.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 16, 2021 07:59 AM (4thlk)

294 coffee

Posted by: grammie winger at October 16, 2021 08:01 AM (45fpk)

295 > OSHA mandates the US Postal Service be vaccinated against COVID-19, fact-checkers report

Feds will be fighting each other over this mandate for months if not years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2021 08:01 AM (BFigT)

296 I am assuming this is just more outright lying by social media companies, as there is no such OSHA rule. Or did I miss something over the last 24 hours and OSHA did do FJB's bidding and put out the rule that he wanted for companies with 100+ employees?

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 16, 2021 08:01 AM (Do5/p)

297 Abundance of caution!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 16, 2021 08:03 AM (Xrfse)

298 292 "Just saw this... is this new? Last I read, OSHA was not going to mandate "vaccines". What "OSHA rule" are they talking about?"


That's the federal agency Biden's going through to issue the mandate. I thought we all knew this? BTW, where is the NPRM? I thought that was supposed to be out?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 16, 2021 08:03 AM (4thlk)

299 Le NOOD

It be here

Coffee!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 16, 2021 08:03 AM (3D/fK)

300 I love coupon ladies that wait until everything is rung up and scanned before they search for their checkbook. That always puts me in a good mood.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 16, 2021 07:58 AM (4thlk)

Yup...and Coupon Lady always has three or four carts worth of stuff to "coupon". Dumbass could find all her crap cheaper but has to coupon.

Avoid these broads when you see 'em.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2021 08:04 AM (R/m4+)

301 Deer hunting today. Opening day of PA muzzle loader season for anterless deer. 65 degrees. Too warm.
Posted by: Cosda

Archery season here. Had 2 good looking 3 yr olds in the front yard this morning.

Posted by: Mk at October 16, 2021 08:04 AM (Foq6I)

302 Theyre defining themselves by how socially concerned they are.
Such a joke. If they were really "socially concerned" they wouldn't be destroying the value of our currency and helping the government spend the nation into bankruptcy.
What do these idiots think the social effects of that are going to be? Sunshine and lollipops for everyone? We are going to have massive unrest and violence, and as usual the people who suffer the most are going to be the poor. All because these "socially concerned" and "woke" central bankers were so desperate to signal to their friends how very, very virtuous they are.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 16, 2021 06:43 AM (k4dH2)


You're not seeing this the way Our Betters do. They are not Americans. They are Citizens of the World.

So, fuck America. You just happened to be born in a rich country purely by accident, a quirk of fate as it were. There is nothing special about America, its culture, its system of governance, its majority religions, its financial system, etc, etc. And so now, you must be taught not only how the rest of the world lives (3rd world version). You must be forced to live that way, you bastard

Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2021 08:05 AM (5NkmN)

303 Foghat is playing tonight, been around 50 years. Don't think I'm gonna make it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Slow ride is the unofficial old farts anthem.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 16, 2021 08:06 AM (cPrQ5)

304 My laptop says its time to upgrade to Win11

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2021 08:06 AM (yrol0)

305 Just yesterday I got stranded behind coupon lady with expired coupons and misplaced checkbook. First, she disputed most of the coupon expirations with the cashier and finally the manager. Then commenced the hunt for the checkbook, followed by what seemed like 10 minutes to fill out the check. I thought my head would explode.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 08:09 AM (Xrfse)

306 "Inspired by islam" means that there are no more Americans in the rockpile or sandbox, so now it's okay to notice that most mohammedans are violent savages.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2021 08:10 AM (gbfHZ)

307 That's the federal agency Biden's going through to issue the mandate. I thought we all knew this? BTW, where is the NPRM? I thought that was supposed to be out?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 16, 2021 08:03 AM

Yes, I knew that already. My question is regarding the statement on Twitter by "fact-checkers" that this policy is now in place. Last I knew, OSHA had not implemented -- and was not going to implement -- this policy.

This seems like misinformation put out specifically to address the fact that people are noting that FJB exempted post office employees from his mandate. And that the 100+ employee mandate does not exist either.

The wording is "OSHA mandates..." I interpret that to mean that OSHA put out some mandate yesterday. Or, as I said, this is misinformation by social media and no OSHA mandate exists (yet).

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 16, 2021 08:23 AM (Do5/p)

308 43F now, 70 F estimated for later.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 16, 2021 08:56 AM (Zy9Yy)

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