Please Open Your Memenals To The Book Of ONT, Chapter 69, Verse 420 (Nice!)

Bringing in the memes, bringing in the memes,
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the memes!

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Pro-Aborts don't seem to know us very well

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Joy


Once you see it, you can't unsee it

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Do you think glass coffins will ever catch on? Remains to be seen

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People are dying to find out.

Tonight's main event!

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Innocence


I wonder if there's something to this?

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I'm guessing....HIV?

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Halloween

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You go girl

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The guys will laugh at this. We're cruel that way


Girl secrets

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Nailed it

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Not good programming

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Shopping conundrum

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Fido Friday: mortal Combat edition


Runner up slogan: If you don't use Charmin, your ass will be thor

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Friday motivation

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Libs are blind to their racism. It's a constant.

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Drives me f'kin nuts, although I should be used to it by now. Example: cities that have eliminated G&T education because there are not enough minority students in the program. The assumption is that minority kids can't be gifted and talented, so they remove the programs so that they have “equality”. Booker T. Washington proved how wrong that was with his Tuskegee Institute. He told his students “White people don't think you can be as good as white students. We're going to prove them wrong. We're going to be better”. So he raised the standards and he drove them hard and guess what? They were better. The baldly racist assumptions that motivates these so called “non-racist” libs in education – that blacks aren't smart enough so we'll have to lover our standards – fills me with an incandescent rage. My heart weeps for the kids who are denied their birthright as Americans because the education bureaucracy is riddled top to bottom with lousy, stinking, racist, “progressive” bastards.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by John Carpenter's The Thing:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Ola

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (HuH1F)

2 Thanks WD!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (mD/uy)

3
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (DUIap)

4 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (PlW9M)

5 Fist

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (sJHOI)

6

Első!

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (SSvS7)

7 Ding

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2021 09:01 PM (7I43c)

8 Well, close to first, TY for the oT WD.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2021 09:01 PM (55Qr6)

9 >

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 15, 2021 09:01 PM (pGj1m)

10 Shoulda been Hola. Oh, well.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at October 15, 2021 09:01 PM (HuH1F)

11 //Insert profound comment here.//

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 15, 2021 09:02 PM (pGj1m)

12 Willowed:

Per Fox-
The Smithsonian's National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute vaccinated several of their primates against COVID-19 this week, saying it was just the beginning of animal coronavirus inoculations at its locations.

The zoo announced in a press release Friday that staff administered the first round of two-dose shots to 11 animals on Wednesday: seven orangutans, a western lowland gorilla, one white-eared titi monkey and two emperor tamarins.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:02 PM (NpAcC)

13 DO NOT ATTEMPT TO IMMEMEMENT THE ESCHATON

Posted by: Cautionary Miklos at October 15, 2021 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

14 In space, no one can hear you getting winnowed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 09:04 PM (ybIRR)

15 Do you think glass coffins will ever catch on? Remains to be seen. People are dying to find out.
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Bada bing - rimshot. This part of the ONT is now complete.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 09:05 PM (ESLBo)

16 The zoo announced in a press release Friday that staff administered the first round of two-dose shots to 11 animals on Wednesday: seven orangutans, a western lowland gorilla, one white-eared titi monkey and two emperor tamarins.
Posted by: redridinghood

Do the animals still have to wear their masks?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)

17 Első!
Posted by: Zettai

hatodik, basz meg

Posted by: Mere Magyar Miklos at October 15, 2021 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

18 The zoo announced in a press release Friday that staff administered the first round of two-dose shots to 11 animals on Wednesday: seven orangutans, a western lowland gorilla, one white-eared titi monkey and two emperor tamarins.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:02 PM (NpAcC)


How have I lived this long without knowing that there is an animal called a "white-eared titi monkey"

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:06 PM (P4LRL)

19 Somewhere on a cargo ship off the coast of California my Godzilla vs Jesus play set sits.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:07 PM (NpAcC)

20 Do you think glass coffins will ever catch on? Remains to be seen. People are dying to find out.

Posted by: LostInSpace


You have condemned us all to hell.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:07 PM (r1z5A)

21 Good evening, Horde.

Great ONT, WD. I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:08 PM (+4oV5)

22 Let me at that bastid!

Posted by: Mothra at October 15, 2021 09:09 PM (Xrfse)

23 Heh, tittie monkey...

Posted by: Beavis at October 15, 2021 09:09 PM (AouHU)

24 Darling {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:10 PM (+4oV5)

25 Wait..... who's going to do the ONT this time next week???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:11 PM (ACi07)

26 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at October 15, 2021 09:11 PM (VxC1e)

27 I'm comment 29 and holding, holding the best I can

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis as recalled by Miklos at October 15, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

28 Got Bruce Dickinson, the Chemical Wedding playing. Reminds me, my buddy is hollering at me to get the new Iron Maiden album.

Maiden is probably the best metal band ever. I do not say that lightly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

29 Dear white students,
Your parents are domestic terrorists and Nazis.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:11 PM (NpAcC)

30 {{{Ladyl}}} hope all is well

Posted by: wing at October 15, 2021 09:11 PM (PlW9M)

31 Ok, I am not a super chef or anything, but I am pretttty sure you don't save pizza by burning it.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (V13WU)

32 {{{Helena Handbasket}}}

Can't wait to see you, dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (+4oV5)

33 ok the memes on this ONT cracked me up more than any have in a long time!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (q3gwH)

34 Fresh off the stunning victory after 20 years in Afghanistan, here's a flag officer in the United States Army taking to Twatter to whine about how unfair it is that she can't sport French tips while on duty.

We're in deep, deep shit.

https://twitter.com/joclyborne/status/
1448821828164755463

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (cSs/W)

35 OK, I freely admit it. I have spent the last 15 minutes trying to buy a dozen of the Godzilla vs. Jesus Action Sets so I could use them as Christmas gifts. I was not successful and I am so, so, so, sad.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (ESLBo)

36 White-eared titi monkey>>>dog faced pony boy

Posted by: Parametric at October 15, 2021 09:13 PM (eOSuW)

37 Good evening and good night all. Up at 0400 to pay the taxes so those who don't work can go to Dizneyworell and have nice things.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 09:13 PM (0OP+5)

38 Dear HQ Commenters,

You are *not* morons.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 15, 2021 09:13 PM (OssQ4)

39 I see that young man is practicin' to be like Harry Reid.

*don't do it kid, you'll put your eye out*

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2021 09:13 PM (F0YaR)

40 hatodik, basz meg

Posted by: Mere Magyar Miklos at October 15, 2021 09:05 PM



I've your "hatodik".

Right here.

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:13 PM (SSvS7)

41 I'm still laughing at the last picture.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:13 PM (nxdel)

42 oh, and sower ...I don't know...I think his miniskirt is a bit too short...but maybe that was the style of the day....

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (V13WU)

43 How have I lived this long without knowing that there is an animal called a "white-eared titi monkey"
Posted by: hogmartin

My first thought, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (OssQ4)

44 Tittie Moonkey?

Posted by: Clouseau at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (AouHU)

45 OH NO THE THING

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (YZG/i)

46 >>> 38 Dear HQ Commenters,

You are *not* morons.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 15, 2021 09:13 PM (OssQ4)

*pounds table*

That's right! We're Morons with a capital "M", bishes!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:15 PM (ACi07)

47
OK, I freely admit it. I have spent the last 15 minutes trying to buy a dozen of the Godzilla vs. Jesus Action Sets so I could use them as Christmas gifts. I was not successful and I am so, so, so, sad.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM


I know, right?

it's like when LuckyGunner offered 12ga titanium shot "anti-drone" shotshells as an April Fools gag...I was pissed for weeks

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 09:15 PM (DUIap)

48 That meme of Japan and America is a little too apt.

Apt, I tells ya!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:15 PM (x8Wzq)

49 Pikers.

Posted by: Sea Tittie Monkeys at October 15, 2021 09:15 PM (Xrfse)

50 I'm a dude who had long hair for a while until the dreaded "spot" grew to the point of being noticeable and realized then that I had to call it quits. In the several years I had long hair, I didn't understand the reason chicks did the shower-hat-with-a-towel thing. I'd shower, condition the hell out of it (horse mane de-tangler also came in handy), comb it, and usually let it air-dry.

Got some good material tonight; the password error screen elicited loud laughs from me (the booze helps). Thanks, WD.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 09:16 PM (DTX3h)

51 {{{LadyL}}}

The moon will be just past full during the MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)

52 31 Ok, I am not a super chef or anything, but I am pretttty sure you don't save pizza by burning it.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (V13WU)


It looks like the lava field fight scene in one of those Star Wars movies. Thus the SW figurines.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2021 09:16 PM (F0YaR)

53

I supposes the "titi monkey" should come from Lake Titicaca...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (SSvS7)

54 Hey, Hey, We're the Tittie Monkeys!

Posted by: Davey, Mickey, Michael, Peter at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (AouHU)

55 My daughter's name is not Aimee.....

but I've just gotten a glimpse into the future.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with a crystal ball at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (XKZwp)

56 The sower spreading memes is wonderful.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (OssQ4)

57 Ladyl, 5Days and Bloody Mary time.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Nb3lg)

58 The burnt pizza. LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (4I/2K)

59 >DO NOT ATTEMPT TO IMMEMEMENT THE ESCHATON
Posted by: Cautionary Miklos at October 15, 2021 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

fnord

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (cSs/W)

60 The glass coffin needs to be made out of Lexan, instead.

Better to show the gouges from desperate fingernails clawing, clawing against the dark and cold.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (QzJWU)

61 OH NO THE THING
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (YZG/i)


You know the thing?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (P4LRL)

62 >>> 42 oh, and sower ...I don't know...I think his miniskirt is a bit too short...but maybe that was the style of the day....
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (V13WU)

I don't see any onion on his belt.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (ACi07)

63 ober 15, 2021 09:17 PM (OssQ4)

57 Ladyl, 5Days and Bloody Mary time.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Nb3lg)


Oh Ben Had I'm getting teary in anticipation. And I'm not a crier!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (+4oV5)

64 *pounds table*

That's right! We're Morons with a capital "M", bishes!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:15 PM (ACi07)

Hey! You almost spilled my beer!

*holds mug close*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (x8Wzq)

65 So far, the only thing missing from this version of the Thing is Kurt Russell with an epic beard.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (csEWM)

66 Good evening y'all!

Listening to the continuous loop of thriller, monster mash, Ghostbusters etc. from the nut job across the street. Ugh!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (93vxV)

67 Thanks for the Street Fighter II dog and cat meme. I needed a good laugh after a rough day.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (cSs/W)

68 I've your "hatodik".

Right here.
Posted by: Zettai

Donate the first five to the unfortunates who have none.

Posted by: Philanthropical Miklos at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

69 Hand me the tittie monkey wrench.

Posted by: Mechanic at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (AouHU)

70 Helena Handbasket, I ben watching that and hoping we got a full moon. Seems were just going to miss by a day.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (Nb3lg)

71 Evening.

Thanks for the story about the pencil Stabby 14 year old, WeirdDave. Seriously, after the shit coming out of Virginia it's nice to see a little stabby ray of sunshine.

Although the boy was probably just being a ginormous piece of shit and wouldn't have done a thing that little asshole still had it coming.

Also, Starbucks seriously needs to change its name to Starbies.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (QYPkt)

72 {{Ben Had}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (nxdel)

73 It is going to be interesting to see what the threads will be like with all the main Rons and Ettes doing whatever they do together in person. Like that day at work when almost everyone but you is off.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (3/XaG)

74 Aimee, what ya gonna do?

Posted by: Starfish Predator at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (Xrfse)

75 The sower is casting the seed in with the thorns...little too spot on there WD.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (r1z5A)

76 And I want that Godzilla Vs. Jesus play set.

I want if baaaaaad.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:20 PM (QYPkt)

77 >The burnt pizza. LOL
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (4I/2K)

"I have the high crust!"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 15, 2021 09:20 PM (cSs/W)

78 65 So far, the only thing missing from this version of the Thing is Kurt Russell with an epic beard. Thanks for the ONT. Posted by: Aetius451AD
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TA DA!

https://tinyurl.com/acj9rz8p

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 09:20 PM (ESLBo)

79 It looks like the lava field fight scene in one of those Star Wars movies. Thus the SW figurines.

==

oh, now I get it

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:20 PM (V13WU)

80 Okay almost a full moon.. nice crisp Fall evening. Firepit going at the MoMe... just save me a spot!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:20 PM (nxdel)

81 >>> 64 *pounds table*

That's right! We're Morons with a capital "M", bishes!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:15 PM (ACi07)

Hey! You almost spilled my beer!

*holds mug close*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:18 PM (x8Wzq)

No, not the beer!! .... can I offer you a bourbon shot as compensation?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM (ACi07)

82 It is going to be interesting to see what the threads will be like with all the main Rons and Ettes doing whatever they do together in person. Like that day at work when almost everyone but you is off.
Posted by: Azjaeger


And just like at work, it will be discovered who does the heavy lifting around this joint....

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)

83 Helena my dear.......can't wait to see you! There will not be an ONT on Friday or Saturday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM (93vxV)

84 TA DA!

https://tinyurl.com/acj9rz8p
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 09:20 PM (ESLBo)

Better beard in the Thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM (csEWM)

85 I looked up white haired titi monkeys
They have white hair but no obvious titis

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM (YZG/i)

86 I think eliminating Gin & Tonic education is a terrible idea.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM (RrtlF)

87 Great ONT but I could have done with out the two guys kissing. It physically repulses me. So I guess yeah...homophobe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (RoIW/)

88 His hand has been searching around in his seed pouch for way too long.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (ybIRR)

89 Aimee, what ya gonna do?

I think I could be with you for awhile maybe longer...

Named my youngest after that song.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (nxdel)

90 And just like at work, it will be discovered who does the heavy lifting around this joint....

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM



This!

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (SSvS7)

91 Jewells, I need your arrival time, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (Nb3lg)

92 WDS!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (ACi07)

93 Great ONT but I could have done with out the two guys kissing. It physically repulses me. So I guess yeah...homophobe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (RoIW/)

It only gets gross if you imagine the black guy is Don Lemon.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:23 PM (QYPkt)

94
Although the boy was probably just being a ginormous piece of shit and wouldn't have done a thing that little asshole still had it coming.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM


"an armed society is a polite society...with a fcuking pencil"

- Bob Heinlein & that guy who I though was Yakov Smirnov for the entire movie

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 09:23 PM (DUIap)

95 I think eliminating Gin & Tonic education is a terrible idea.
Posted by: Muad'dib

So did I, but a Restraining Order is a Restraining Order

Posted by: Court sanctioned Miklos at October 15, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

96

Way too much homoſexual content in this evening's ONT, in my exalted opinion...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (SSvS7)

97 Test.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (RoIW/)

98 Ben Had I get in at 3:40 on Thursday. NaCly is picking me up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (nxdel)

99 34 Fresh off the stunning victory after 20 years in Afghanistan, here's a flag officer in the United States Army taking to Twatter to whine about how unfair it is that she can't sport French tips while on duty.

Why am I sure without looking that she was pegged for rapid promotion during the BO regime?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (3/XaG)

100 19 Somewhere on a cargo ship off the coast of California my Godzilla vs Jesus play set sits.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:07 PM (NpAcC)

I think it would look nice on the shelf next to my squeaky toy nun.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (qvjMx)

101 >>> 97 Test.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (RoIW/)

*holds up card*

9.7

Posted by: East German Judge at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (ACi07)

102 The sower is casting the seed in with the thorns...little too spot on there WD.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (r1z5A)

He's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Onan at October 15, 2021 09:25 PM (4I/2K)

103 I stand with the no mandates for monkeys

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:25 PM (NpAcC)

104 Helena Handbasket, I ben watching that and hoping we got a full moon. Seems were just going to miss by a day.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:19 PM (Nb3lg)


Morons will still be howling though, right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:25 PM (RoIW/)

105 Tittie Monkey? You take that back!

Posted by: AOC at October 15, 2021 09:25 PM (AouHU)

106 All y'all who will be in Texas next week, have fun. Had things gone otherwise me and the missus would be there. We had it all planned out. But. Sometimes things happen.

And we are ready for any other Mo-Me's coming up. Large or small, the Horde will gather.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

107 What, you're going to give the cannibal a low score?

Posted by: East German Judge at October 15, 2021 09:25 PM (ACi07)

108 Bob Heinlein & that guy who I though was Yakov Smirnov for the entire movie
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 09:23 PM (DUIap)


Now I'm trying to picture the actor and all I can think of is Peter Stormare as the Russian cosmonaut in that one asteroid movie with Steve Buscemi and John McClane and Arwen

eh.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:26 PM (P4LRL)

109 76 And I want that Godzilla Vs. Jesus play set.

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I got the Yid at -250

Posted by: A Bookie at October 15, 2021 09:26 PM (VxC1e)

110 81 No, not the beer!! .... can I offer you a bourbon shot as compensation?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:21 PM (ACi07)


I can shove some Wild Turkey Rare Breed Rye through the USB port. I'm finding it pretty smooth and, at 112.2 proof, maybe it'll act as a great electrical contact cleaner to boot.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 09:26 PM (DTX3h)

111 So, a German Shepherd walks into the veterinarian's office with a Yorky on his tail...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:26 PM (5Woea)

112 *holds up card*

9.7

Posted by: East German Judge at October 15, 2021 09:24 PM (ACi07)

*I stuck the landing!*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:26 PM (RoIW/)

113 97 Test.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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HTTP 200

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 09:26 PM (ESLBo)

114 Jewells, got it. You can go to the fire pit after you get off the dance floor.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:26 PM (Nb3lg)

115 Boy got lucky. I was trying for an eye.

Posted by: Aimee at October 15, 2021 09:27 PM (cXU5m)

116 Cannibal Bob, the tank is off limits for skinny dippin

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:28 PM (Nb3lg)

117 Look at that little tittie monkey go!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at October 15, 2021 09:28 PM (AouHU)

118 You can go to the fire pit after you get off the dance floor.

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Dance floor first, then the flames.

Posted by: Jean d'Arc at October 15, 2021 09:28 PM (VxC1e)

119 42 oh, and sower ...I don't know...I think his miniskirt is a bit too short...but maybe that was the style of the day....
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (V13WU)

Yeah, dude looks a little light in the sandals.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 09:29 PM (qvjMx)

120 Wait...rewatching the kid who whacked himself in the balls...did he whack himself so hard he farted?

He totally farted.

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:29 PM (QYPkt)

121 106 All y'all who will be in Texas next week, have fun. Had things gone otherwise me and the missus would be there. We had it all planned out. But. Sometimes things happen.

And we are ready for any other Mo-Me's coming up. Large or small, the Horde will gather.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

I understand - no one would believe how much work I had to do to clear my schedule for that weekend, and I only live an hour away. Life is complicated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (q3gwH)

122 My son is an ordained minster in his church. I dare you to ask what he thinks of Joel Osteen. Son is the most gracious, patient man I know, but he rilly rilly does not like Osteen. He will at least self edit the swears before he speaks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

123 Jewells, got it. You can go to the fire pit after you get off the dance floor.

Probably best since I will be completely mezmerized by the fire and the warmth. I should probably just bring my jammies and hope someone will throw me in their truck and take me home. Damn.. I'm so looking forward to next Thursday!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (nxdel)

124 You know, if someone offers to rape me, I should think pencil stabbiness is required in response. And for heaven's sake, call that boy a fag, since he apparently is all in on assholes.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (qvjMx)

125 Test.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


First the good news: You don't have Covid.
Bad news: You have Clintons UTI.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (r1z5A)

126 Top meme - the sowers left hand is positioned suspiciously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (q3gwH)

127 I stand with the no mandates for monkeys
Posted by: redridinghood

Monkey mask Mandate

Posted by: Preznit Joey B., scratching armpit at October 15, 2021 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)

128
*slowly takes toothpick from between teeth*

You call this an ONT?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 09:31 PM (/U27+)

129
not Yakov Smirnov

youtube.com/watch?v=nPwPgQDyt_0

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 09:31 PM (DUIap)

130 Pug, you are with us no matter what. A glass raised to you from your family here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (Nb3lg)

131 Johnny Applememes looks a bid left handed......not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (AmoqO)

132

The Bee shits on Osteen once a week or so...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (SSvS7)

133 Outstanding job, Weird Dave. I admit it. I laughed til tears ran down my face at the guy with the stretchy band and the comment about his parents. OTOH, given his age, I expect they've heard worse.

Posted by: pep at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (ZsR3z)

134 Joel Osteen needs to learn humility, and then he needs reading lessons. As far as I can tell, his only schtick is "send me money." To which I say, wish in one hand and shit in the other, old man.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (qvjMx)

135 Godzzilla vs Jesus

Jesus: My dad can kick your dad's ass!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (5Woea)

136 Top meme - the sowers left hand is positioned suspiciously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (q3gwH)

----------

That's where he gets all the seed. To spread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (VxC1e)

137 One is the Supreme Lord of All. The other is a big lizard with fire breath. Jesus right after the opening bell. Unless we are supposed to learn something from it taking longer. You never know what the real plan is til it happens.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (3/XaG)

138 LOL. You guys. It seems everyone is all hopped up on TXMOME Juju.

Groovy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (RoIW/)

139 Ben Had

I got it. No worries, until the hugs. 5 days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

140 Jewells, got it. You can go to the fire pit after you get off the dance floor.
Posted by: Ben Had

At the TxMoMe, I hear it is traditional to shoot out the Disco Ball around 3 AM

Posted by: Miklos hears things at October 15, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

141 Top meme - the sowers left hand is positioned suspiciously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (q3gwH)

prolly where he gets the seed

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

142 WDS!!! WDS!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:33 PM (+4oV5)

143 Thirst!

Herself is home, and life is good.

(despite their best efforts, and that of my body)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 15, 2021 09:33 PM (ymUzu)

144 Godzilla vs Jesus. With an American flag. Baller.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 15, 2021 09:34 PM (vf1Ls)

145 Some Rat, I got 2,000 sulfamethoxaole tablets to take care of that.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:34 PM (Nb3lg)

146 LOL. You guys. It seems everyone is all hopped up on TXMOME Juju.

Groovy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (RoIW/)

We should take bets on MoMe babies being born.

Should probably get some pregnancy to keep on hand in case.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:34 PM (QYPkt)

147
I know something about a church that says "send money" but I got no use for Joel Osteen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 09:35 PM (/U27+)

148 Yorkie: Yeah, doc, can you get rid of this ugly zit on my tail?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:35 PM (5Woea)

149 The first pic is not quite as gay as the fags kissing.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 15, 2021 09:35 PM (vf1Ls)

150 it's not like spiritual leaders have to live in a cave and wear sacks, but I am automatically suspicious of one that lives in a giant mansion and drives a Lambo. Also, meets with Pelosi without driving her out with a stick.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 15, 2021 09:35 PM (3/XaG)

151 Er, get pregnancy tests even.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:35 PM (QYPkt)

152 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2021 09:36 PM (qAR6u)

153 Bloody Mary time.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Nb3lg)

Nobody said anything about Bloody Marys!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2021 09:36 PM (Q9lwr)

154 The Horde has reached 100 that will be gathering in Texas. WE still have plenty of room

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:36 PM (Nb3lg)

155 For the ettes:

https://tinyurl.com/2uvmn9uz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2021 09:36 PM (csEWM)

156 The boy watched the kid vid including the farting. I was unaware that the male response to being nutted was to fart, but apparently it is so. Or so he tells me.

Then again, just about any excuse will do with the men around here.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 09:36 PM (qvjMx)

157 153 Bloody Mary time.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Nb3lg)

Nobody said anything about Bloody Marys!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

DON'T say it one more time or she'll show up!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 09:37 PM (YZG/i)

158 >As far as I can tell, his only schtick is "send me money."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (qvjMx)

To paraphrase Hairy Reed, it works, doesn't it?

That greasy guy's lower than whale shit.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 15, 2021 09:37 PM (cSs/W)

159 149 The first pic is not quite as gay as the fags kissing.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 15, 2021 09:35 PM (vf1Ls)

he's not gay, he's just been out in the fields by himself way too long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:37 PM (q3gwH)

160 Those Gulfstream IVs don't fly on the holy spirit, you know.

Posted by: Joel Osteen at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)

161 132 The Bee shits on Osteen once a week or so...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (SSvS7)
------------
Here's my favorite of the genre:

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-unveils-new-ultra
-thin-yacht-that-can-fit-through-the-eye-of-a-needle

Posted by: zmdavid at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (xqRaG)

162 Ladyl!!! Ladyl!!!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (93vxV)

163 Not first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (II3Gr)

164 Paolo says that's a beautiful portrait. I look forward to sharing my skills with all the ladies.

Posted by: Paolo at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (we2l3)

165 Grrr...Pictures of two guys snogging are not why I read this site daily.

Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (8YAVU)

166 We should take bets on MoMe babies being born.

Should probably get some pregnancy to keep on hand in case.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 09:34 PM (QYPkt)

Texas babies are Yuuuuge!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (RoIW/)

167 157 153 Bloody Mary time.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Nb3lg)

Nobody said anything about Bloody Marys!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

DON'T say it one more time or she'll show up!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 09:37 PM (YZG/i)

Candyman

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:39 PM (II3Gr)

168 156 The boy watched the kid vid including the farting. I was unaware that the male response to being nutted was to fart, but apparently it is so. Or so he tells me.

Then again, just about any excuse will do with the men around here.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 09:36 PM (qvjMx)

it's also the response to pulling one's finger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:39 PM (q3gwH)

169 The greatest sin the Japanese ever committed was giving Godzilla normal arms.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 15, 2021 09:39 PM (5l6FZ)

170 Some Rat, I got 2,000 sulfamethoxaole tablets to take care of that.
Posted by: Ben Had


Heh, you weren't kidding when you said you had a pharmacy! Just sent you an email with my phone #.
I will arrive DFW around 8 PM, if any horde members need a lift, would it be ok to reach out to you for that #?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)

171 CBD, Bloody Marys with worchestershire and horseradish.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:39 PM (Nb3lg)

172 The Bee shits on Osteen once a week or so...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (SSvS7)

The best one is still John MacArthur doing a flying elbow drop out of the rafters onto Osteen. Hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:40 PM (II3Gr)

173 Jewels......the RV will be available to you

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 09:40 PM (93vxV)

174 Bloody Mary time.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Nb3lg)

Nobody said anything about Bloody Marys!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


You gotta Souse Vide the shit out of that stuff.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)

175 I it true Texas babies born with spurs? because ouch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:40 PM (RoIW/)

176 Some Rat , just come on to the ranch. Plenty of food and drink for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:41 PM (Nb3lg)

177 Those Charmin bear ads creep me out, especially the used underwear on the bathroom floor.
"Cause my heinie's clean, oh yeah, I'm Charmin clean."

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:41 PM (NpAcC)

178 Hi 'rons and 'ettes, particularly {{{Ladyl}}}. Very psyched about the TXMoMe!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 15, 2021 09:41 PM (XUBWV)

179 Pug, you are with us no matter what. A glass raised to you from your family here.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (Nb3lg)

Thank you. Having been to two of WDS's Morondezvouses I have learned that Ace has attracted a very unusual and wonderful crowd of folks. I do know that prayer works. It helped us a lot these past couple of months.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

180 Heading to bed. Good night everyone. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:42 PM (nxdel)

181 Don't know about temperatures next weekend, but tomorrow morning in DFW the forecast is 49 degrees. 73 by afternoon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:42 PM (q3gwH)

182

Can Charmin remove peanut butter from a shag carpet?


*Inquirin' on behalf of an acquaintance....

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:43 PM (SSvS7)

183 Jewells at 123.
I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 09:43 PM (CJtAX)

184 S'puppy. Can't wait to meet you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:44 PM (Nb3lg)

185 I'm late and pretty sure I've been beaten to the joke, but sometimes you just gotta run with it anyways.

Aimee
What you want to do?
Maybe stab a guy or two
With a pencil in the forehead if I do

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 09:44 PM (SchxB)

186 Can Charmin remove peanut butter from a shag carpet?

*Inquirin' on behalf of an acquaintance....

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:43 PM (SSvS7)


Probably a puppy dog or two could.

Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:44 PM (AmoqO)

187 Some Rat , just come on to the ranch. Plenty of food and drink for you.
Posted by: Ben Had


You, young lady are too kind, but the offer stands. If anyone is around the airport 8ish, they can throw in with me.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:44 PM (r1z5A)

188 Looks like there will be additional new faces at TxMoMe this year. Can't wait! Keeping my fingers crossed for everyone's flights, including my own...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:45 PM (II3Gr)

189 In John Wick 3, he kills 2 people with a FOHKINK yellow #2. I swear the whole theater would have applauded if he had gotten a third one. Disappointing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 09:45 PM (ybIRR)

190 The kid looking at the graffiti reminded me of seeing a giant spray paint of Dagwood smoking a joint at Battery 223 when I was about 7.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (vuisn)

191 Cannibal Bob, Texas babies are born with spurs that have rock grinder rowels and a can of Copenhagen in their diapers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (Nb3lg)

192 Looks like there will be additional new faces at TxMoMe this year. Can't wait! Keeping my fingers crossed for everyone's flights, including my own...

Does that mean new people or just lots of plastic surgery?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)

193 If I wore an outfit like in that top picture in public I might be tempted to commit sowercide.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (5Woea)

194 Willowed.

Checking in Hordemates.
Hunting in N Idaho. Today saw ten deer (whitetails and some even had four legs!) about 50 wild turkeys and two pheasants. No elk. :-(
Having a great time with my army buds.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2021 08:34 PM (5XZ7Q)

*waives hi*

Beer and lunch for you if you head back though 20/395.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 09:47 PM (KnJdm)

195 Cannibal Bob, Texas babies are born with spurs that have rock grinder rowels and a can of Copenhagen in their diapers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (Nb3lg)

Lol. ((((Ben))))

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:47 PM (RoIW/)

196 Excellent ONT, WD. Thanks.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 09:47 PM (KnJdm)

197 >>> 192 Looks like there will be additional new faces at TxMoMe this year. Can't wait! Keeping my fingers crossed for everyone's flights, including my own...

Does that mean new people or just lots of plastic surgery?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)

It could also mean CBD or JJ will visit and do that shape-shifting thing they do.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 09:47 PM (ACi07)

198 ...Can't wait! Keeping my fingers crossed for everyone's flights, including my own...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:45 PM



IIRC, you were somewhat hesitant last year...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:48 PM (SSvS7)

199 178 Hi 'rons and 'ettes, particularly {{{Ladyl}}}. Very psyched about the TXMoMe!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at October 15, 2021 09:41 PM (XUBWV)


S'Puppy--you're really going? I can't wait to meet you!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:49 PM (+4oV5)

200 Does that mean new people or just lots of plastic surgery?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.


Just a sprinkling of FBI agents...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:49 PM (r1z5A)

201 Back in the Stone Age of PCs, I sold for an IBM Value Added Retailer (anyone remember that ancient contract?)

Said dealer specialized in selling a packaged 8088 PC with 640k RAM, 20mb HD, 5-1/4" floppy, a Princeton Graphics amber monochrome screen, and the optional Okidata 128 wide carriage dot matrix printer. Software was one of the first KJV digital bibles, and THE first of it's kind that could be configured from the command line to render three independent windows, one with the KJV, the other with full chain references from Strong's Concordance, and the third with (either) the Greek or Hebrew cross-reference from the Strongs. Plus, full Church Management software, including member profiles, full double-entry accounting systems, etc.

Made a sales call on John Osteen Sr.'s church (Lakewood), but then it was in Mt. Belvue, TX, just North of Baytown. They had the nerve to ask for a 50% "preacher's discount" on the system. Osteen Sr. passed, and Joel inherited the "business" and it's church. Ain't changed a bit in all those years.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 09:49 PM (QzJWU)

202 Does that mean new people or just lots of plastic surgery?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB

I'm bringing a few spare faces with me. The previous owners won't miss them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:49 PM (II3Gr)

203 IIRC, you were somewhat hesitant last year...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:48 PM (SSvS7)

this is supposed to be a 'appy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:50 PM (q3gwH)

204 The first pic is not quite as gay as the fags kissing.

Love is Love!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at October 15, 2021 09:50 PM (Xrfse)

205 Re: Jesus vs. Godzilla playset. I once bought my sister a Jesus action figure. She's a heathen, but she loves me.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 09:50 PM (KnJdm)

206 Didn't get the first WTF. Could not make out what the critter was trying to say.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 09:51 PM (Rexe4)

207 I gotta tell ya'll that there is a sizable group coming to the MoMe that have never been to one before. They are going to be so happy they came.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:51 PM (Nb3lg)

208 Have fun storming the castle!

*tiptoes out*

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:51 PM (5Woea)

209 Love is Love!!! *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms


I'm sure NAMBLA appreciates your support.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 09:51 PM (SchxB)

210 {{{Some Rat}}}

I can't wait to meet you in Texas!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:51 PM (+4oV5)

211 The zoo announced in a press release Friday that staff administered the first round of two-dose shots to 11 animals on Wednesday: seven orangutans, a western lowland gorilla, one white-eared titi monkey and two emperor tamarins.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:02 PM (NpAcC)

I wonder how long until the monkeys die?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 09:52 PM (Rexe4)

212 Just hoping that the SW Air CEO gets his head out of his hindquarters by Wednesday night. Solidarity with the pilots vs. getting to the MoMe is an inflection point.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 09:52 PM (CJtAX)

213 207 I gotta tell ya'll that there is a sizable group coming to the MoMe that have never been to one before. They are going to be so happy they came.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:51 PM (Nb3lg)

Life. Changing.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 09:52 PM (+4oV5)

214
IIRC, you were somewhat hesitant last year...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 09:48 PM (SSvS7)

I was - but all my anxiety vanished when I got there, and I had an amazing time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:52 PM (II3Gr)

215 Osteen Sr. passed, and Joel inherited the "business" and it's church. Ain't changed a bit in all those years.
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 09:49 PM (QzJWU)


Pretty impressive that it's still running it on that 8088.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:52 PM (P4LRL)

216 Some Rat, you are not going to believe what is going to happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:53 PM (Nb3lg)

217 And I want that Godzilla Vs. Jesus play set.

I want if baaaaaad.
Posted by: Robert

I would treasure that gift, it's perfect for my humor.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 15, 2021 09:53 PM (OssQ4)

218 Ok, I am not a super chef or anything, but I am pretttty sure you don't save pizza by burning it.
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (V13WU)

That pizza looks like the lava flow on that Canary island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 09:53 PM (Rexe4)

219 I was - but all my anxiety vanished when I got there, and I had an amazing time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:52 PM (II3Gr)


It's because the canapés are laced with E.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:53 PM (P4LRL)

220 I can't wait for the MoMe, most self-indulgent thing I've done in a long time.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2021 09:54 PM (a4EWo)

221 I know it was covered 2 posts ago, but I'm still elated that Beth Barts realized she had to resign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:54 PM (q3gwH)

222 I can't wait to meet you in Texas!!!
Posted by: Ladyl


Ditto {{{Ladyl}}} and really everyone of the wonderful people who hang out here!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:54 PM (r1z5A)

223 You know what you don't get by not fucking people with HIV?

Dead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 09:55 PM (Rexe4)

224 I know it was covered 2 posts ago, but I'm still elated that Beth Barts realized she had to resign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:54 PM (q3gwH)


I'm a little disappointed that she didn't cling on by her fingernails and have a scorched earth meltdown incriminating everyone else on her way down.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:55 PM (P4LRL)

225 DDS, Good for You! Bloody Mary?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:56 PM (Nb3lg)

226 DDS! You are going to be there? I am so excited!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 09:56 PM (93vxV)

227
It's because the canapés are laced with E.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:53 PM (P4LRL)

That explains why I was so damn thirsty...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 09:56 PM (II3Gr)

228 I vow to continue my goal to ruin the life of every child. No butt left behind.

Posted by: Beth Farts at October 15, 2021 09:56 PM (Xrfse)

229 Fresh off the stunning victory after 20 years in Afghanistan, here's a flag officer in the United States Army taking to Twatter to whine about how unfair it is that she can't sport French tips while on duty.

We're in deep, deep shit.

https://twitter.com/joclyborne/status/
1448821828164755463
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 15, 2021 09:12 PM (cSs/W)

I thought tipping was banned in France?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 09:57 PM (Rexe4)

230 Aimee is a keeper.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 09:57 PM (KnJdm)

231 Some Rat, you are not going to believe what is going to happen.
Posted by: Ben Had


Heh! I am looking forward to it, but loud noises frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)

232 oh, and sower ...I don't know...I think his miniskirt is a bit too short...but maybe that was the style of the day....
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (V13WU)

Looks like he's playing pocket pool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 09:58 PM (Rexe4)

233 Actually, Joel Osteen looks like the guy from Scrubs -- Zach Braff, is it? (Too lazy to look it up right now.)

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 15, 2021 09:58 PM (JzDjf)

234 201 Said dealer specialized in selling [...] the optional Okidata 128 wide carriage dot matrix printer.

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 09:49 PM (QzJWU)


I still have my Okidata 180 narrow carriage printer in it's box. I'm pretty sure that, were I to connect it to my Commodore 128 (also still in the box) and tried to fire up PrintShop, all of the belts would vaporize.

Interesting story about Osteen!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 09:58 PM (DTX3h)

235 I know it was covered 2 posts ago, but I'm still elated that Beth Barts realized she had to resign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 09:54 PM (q3gwH)

I missed it. Small mercies.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 09:59 PM (KnJdm)

236 Until 'acting white' is not an insult we will always have a race separation problem.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 15, 2021 10:00 PM (2DOZq)

237 Some Rat, not those kind of surprises. After two days you still wish you had more time.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:00 PM (Nb3lg)

238 Ben Had, yes please! I am thirsty already.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2021 10:00 PM (a4EWo)

239 Madness was a weird band from the '80s.

but they are kind of friggin' awesome. Great musicians, as well.

Hey! I like what I like.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)

240 Some Rat, you are not going to believe what is going to happen.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:53 PM (Nb3lg)

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The raising of the dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2021 10:01 PM (VxC1e)

241 "Booker T. Washington ... So he raised the standards and he drove them hard and guess what? They were better."

Some blacks are indeed gifted, with great insights (Sowell, Justice Thomas) .. BUT the Bell Curve shows there are fewer such blacks, not all races are equal, see the NBA. Part is almost certainly genetics, but certainly lowering expectations and not "driving them as hard" certainly does damage.

But as Scalia said, pushing them into programs beyond their abilities also does them harm. But he was chastised for that, called racist.

Pretending everyone is equal in ability is its own "racism/bigotry", because it promotes a lie.

BUT "they" are now calling habits of success White Supremacy (the habits of hard work to become exceptional, for example, or the faithfulness to Christianity itself) ... calling those habits evil. THAT libel is the real evil.

ALL can succeed in (old traditional) America, as they pursue their Christian fundamental standards.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2021 10:01 PM (Cus5s)

242 Great ONT but I could have done with out the two guys kissing. It physically repulses me. So I guess yeah...homophobe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (RoIW/)

No, you are not a homophobe (but you knew that!). A "phobia" is an irrational fear of something that is either benign, or worthy of some concern.

Completely normal disgust at seeing an act of sexual perversion is not a phobia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:02 PM (Rexe4)

243 Just watched the movie Free Guy. Worth the rental.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

244 Posted by: Ben Had


I really look forward to chatting with you!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (r1z5A)

245 Cicero, a celebration of those that have given so much to this blog.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Nb3lg)

246 Now, I've been to a NoVa Mo Me and I've been to a micro RI Mo Me with Jack Straw, but I've not been to TX MoMe.
All I'm saying is it best not disappoint!

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (CJtAX)

247 Great ONT but I could have done with out the two guys kissing. It physically repulses me. So I guess yeah...homophobe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 09:22 PM (RoIW/)

Just pretend they are straight Italian guys.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

248 nutshot fart wail....I larfed

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 15, 2021 10:04 PM (+I6Y/)

249 Just pretend they are straight Italian guys.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

LMAO!!! Gees, I'm eyetalian and that is so true. gees. But no tongue. You can be whacked for that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 10:05 PM (RoIW/)

250 Until 'acting white' is not an insult we will always have a race separation problem.
Posted by: Just a side note


If only we could judge people by their character. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:06 PM (r1z5A)

251 All I'm saying is it best not disappoint!
Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (CJtAX)

No refunds, exchanges or substitutions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 10:06 PM (II3Gr)

252
Cicero, a celebration of those that have given so much to this blog.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Nb3lg)

___________

*polishes fingernails on lapel*
*examines them with self-satisfied expression*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 10:06 PM (/U27+)

253 RI Red, I laughed til I cried at your last email. Texas is not your normal MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Nb3lg)

254 I've done a handful of NoVaMoMees, the VegasMoMee, and a couple MicroMiniMichiMoMees. Curious to experience the magic of the infamous TexMoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

255 245 Cicero, a celebration of those that have given so much to this blog.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Nb3lg)

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I'd like to be there when you get to Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2021 10:07 PM (VxC1e)

256 249 Just pretend they are straight Italian guys.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

LMAO!!! Gees, I'm eyetalian and that is so true. gees. But no tongue. You can be whacked for that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 10:05 PM (RoIW/)

Those guys is fanooks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 10:07 PM (II3Gr)

257 Osteen Sr. passed, and Joel inherited the "business" and it's church. Ain't changed a bit in all those years.
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 09:49 PM (QzJWU)

Olsteen Sr actually preached and talked about Jesus instead of being just a motivational speaker who occasionally might mention Jesus.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 15, 2021 10:07 PM (2DOZq)

258 The Horde has reached 100 that will be gathering in Texas. WE still have plenty of room

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:36 PM (Nb3lg)

Impressive.

/q3 voice

https://youtu.be/sXrOoODYPNE

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 10:08 PM (KnJdm)

259 Grrr...Pictures of two guys snogging are not why I read this site daily.
Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at October 15, 2021 09:38 PM (8YAVU)

Hey! It gives us an opportunity to vent some snark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:08 PM (Rexe4)

260 Just pretend they are straight Italian guys.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

Oh and. Shudda you mout.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 10:08 PM (RoIW/)

261 Hadrian, point that car North and be with us.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:08 PM (Nb3lg)

262 Ben Had, any Mo Me I have to consider ammo weight is a good thing in my book.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:08 PM (CJtAX)

263 I've been buying a lot of cat stuff. Trees, litter boxes, carriers, all that.

It's a complete mystery why I have been buying those things.

No one can explain it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2021 10:09 PM (OU+8W)

264 All I'm saying is it best not disappoint!
Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:03 PM (CJtAX)

No refunds, exchanges or substitutions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw

May not be combined with any other discount, offer, or upgrade.

Posted by: Miklosian Fine Print at October 15, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

265 OMG Eris! I cannot wait to see you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 10:10 PM (93vxV)

266 "I'm still elated that Beth Barts realized she had to resign."

It could be that $200M lawsuit was reviewed by lawyers, and "adults" convinced her that it was a minimal first step in reducing their potential liabilities.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2021 10:10 PM (Cus5s)

267 "Son is the most gracious, patient man I know, but he rilly rilly does not like Osteen."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)


That's because your son probably understands Osteen is a false teacher, that's what makes Osteen so evil.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 15, 2021 10:10 PM (4thlk)

268
I've been buying a lot of cat stuff. Trees, litter boxes, carriers, all that.

It's a complete mystery why I have been buying those things.

No one can explain it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2021 10:09 PM (OU+8W)

________

May your first kitten be a masculine kitten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 10:11 PM (/U27+)

269 265 OMG Eris! I cannot wait to see you!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 10:10 PM (93vxV)

Me too, WDS! It's been too long! We can embarrass Hogmartin!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 15, 2021 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

270 May your first kitten be a masculine kitten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 10:11 PM (/U27+)

Ho boy, Godfather.. no turning back now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 10:12 PM (RoIW/)

271 Cannibal Bob, Texas babies are born with spurs that have rock grinder rowels and a can of Copenhagen in their diapers.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (Nb3lg)

Copenhagen? Good Copenhagen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSIjDbCedY0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:12 PM (Rexe4)

272 OMG Eris! I cannot wait to see you!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 10:10 PM (93vxV)


The squeeing sound would blow out windows miles away.

If there were any windows that close.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 10:12 PM (P4LRL)

273 I'd like to be there when you get to Hank Johnson.
Posted by: Cicero

A Tipping Point.

Posted by: Miklosian Speculations LLC at October 15, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)

274 No one can explain it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Some "nesting" hormone kick in?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)

275 Eris......hogmartin and Alton

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 15, 2021 10:13 PM (93vxV)

276 I hear some Texas babies just ride it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 10:13 PM (RoIW/)

277 Has anyone asked why Gozirra needs an Ardvark f-111 to fight Jesus?

What's ma hash? Home now, but using vpn.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (8H3MV)

278 Eris, Ima think the TX MoMe is like lawyers. You ain't really done it until you've stood up in court in front of God, the judge, and a bunch of your peers.

At least, that's what I told all the transactional lawyers.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (CJtAX)

279 All Hail Eris, We just do things different. Camp MoMe runs from Monday til Sunday.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (Nb3lg)

280 Isn't is bigoted to associate AIDS with homos? I'm pretty sure that was a rule at some time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (Ww4T+)

281 It's probably Toxoplasmosis. If the Democrats have taught us anything, it's that parasites need love too.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (OU+8W)

282 My money is on Jesus.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (OaZlZ)

283 How is the TxMoMe different from the VaMoMe?

Posted by: RTW at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (snuK/)

284 I hear some Texas babies just ride it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Read that and the Doors "Texas Radio" popped into my head.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)

285 I don't really have much of an opinion on the Aimee story. We're getting the story third hand (from the friend of the parent of the stabber) who is a complete stranger to us (via the Internet no less). Hard to know what to make of a story under those circumstances.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (QU5/8)

286 280 Isn't is bigoted to associate AIDS with homos? I'm pretty sure that was a rule at some time.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (Ww4T+)

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Haven't you heard? AIDS isn't just for homos anymore!

Posted by: Anita Bryant at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (VxC1e)

287 Okay, i can use this. Like maybe a HETT tank retreival prime mover?

Oh, and that is noy seed the Sower is throwing to the birds. Look where his other hand is. Those are hand meme babies.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8H3MV) - at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (8H3MV)

288
Copenhagen? Good Copenhagen?

youtube.com/watch?v=jSIjDbCedY0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:12 PM


I'll see your Corb Lund & raise with Robert Earl Keen:

youtube.com/watch?v=3XL_jSvmPH0

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (DUIap)

289 Ri Red , scroll up and ask Bif Bewalski what a day in Corsicana is like,

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (Nb3lg)

290
Example: cities that have eliminated G&T education

I majored in Gin and Tonic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)

291 How is the TxMoMe different from the VaMoMe?
Posted by: RTW at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (snuK/)


Horse trailer.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (P4LRL)

292 My money is on Jesus.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (OaZlZ)

I don't know, I ain't ever seen Jesus breathe radioactive fire.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 10:17 PM (v0ci0)

293 How is the TxMoMe different from the VaMoMe?
Posted by: RTW

Well, they defeat the Mexican Army and capture the Mexican president, among other things.

Posted by: Miklos is so informed at October 15, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

294 283 How is the TxMoMe different from the VaMoMe?
Posted by: RTW at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (snuK/)

Guns. I think.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:17 PM (CJtAX)

295 Isn't is bigoted to associate AIDS with homos? I'm pretty sure that was a rule at some time.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (Ww4T+)
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Given all the heterosexual AIDS--it absolutely is!

Posted by: Dr. Fraudci at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (OaZlZ)

296 I hope the upcoming MoMe will be awesome, which is kind of a given, but still. Very cool.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (OU+8W)

297 Ride out...ride OUT. Get it? Not "ride it" ..shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (RoIW/)

298 Star Trek security do a crappy job of cover and advance.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

299

Tony Two-Masks said AIDS was coming to the 'burbs... Any day now...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (SSvS7)

300 How is the TxMoMe different from the VaMoMe?
Posted by: RTW at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (snuK/)

Riding south and raiding border towns.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 10:19 PM (v0ci0)

301 RTW, Gunzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:19 PM (Nb3lg)

302 298 Star Trek security do a crappy job of cover and advance.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

It wouldn't look cool carrying a TV remote.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 10:20 PM (Ww4T+)

303 I don't know, I ain't ever seen Jesus breathe radioactive fire.
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 10:17 PM (v0ci0)
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Neither have I, but I think Jesus is more of an eyebeams guy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 10:20 PM (OaZlZ)

304
All Hail Eris, We just do things different. Camp MoMe runs from Monday til Sunday.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM


Ben Had, were you able to get the same girl as last year to work the tattoo booth?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 10:20 PM (DUIap)

305 WDS, I can't wait to meet you and so many of the morons who make me laugh and smile.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2021 10:21 PM (a4EWo)

306 My money is on Jesus.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (OaZlZ)


I know, right? Gozirra should've at least gone with a b-1, and maybe a squadron of f-22 fighters. /sarc

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8H3MV) - at October 15, 2021 10:21 PM (8H3MV)

307 I majored in Gin and Tonic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

You have to take the GnTRE for Grad School

Posted by: Miklos, Professor of Guerilla Mixology at October 15, 2021 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

308 I majored in Gin and Tonic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)

I thought it was pre-med.

*obligatory*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2021 10:22 PM (RoIW/)

309 289 Ri Red , scroll up and ask Bif Bewalski what a day in Corsicana is like,
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (Nb3lg)

Ok, Bif, I've been to Texas. Even spent some Uncle Sam time there.
You'd best tell me that this is a pinnacle I must climb.
Or not. I'm going anyway. Except Ben Had just said it starts on Monday and I'm not going till Wednesday.
Nobody tells me anything.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:22 PM (CJtAX)

310 Riding south and raiding border towns.
Posted by: Robert


ALLRIGHT!!! We'll gather up a herd of illegals, drive em on up to the Hamptons and make a killing!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:22 PM (r1z5A)

311 AltonJackson Yeah and she's offering a discount on a three color full sleeve.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:23 PM (Nb3lg)

312 I'd love to go to a MoMe, but then I'd have to be an entirely different being.

One day, I shall attend. Yes, I shall attend. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2021 10:23 PM (OU+8W)

313 I know, right? Gozirra should've at least gone with a b-1, and maybe a squadron of f-22 fighters. /sarc

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8H3MV) - at October 15, 2021 10:21 PM (8H3MV)

Has anyone considered that Jesus and Godzilla might just be on the same side?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:23 PM (Rexe4)

314
I don't know, I ain't ever seen Jesus breathe radioactive fire.
Posted by: Robert


He can smoke on the water.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 10:23 PM (63Dwl)

315 Except Ben Had just said it starts on Monday and I'm not going till Wednesday.
Nobody tells me anything.
Posted by: RI Red


Yes, I would have skipped the day layover in Denver.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)

316 Now thats a great pizza save. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:24 PM (VwHCD)

317 AltonJackson Yeah and she's offering a discount on a three color full sleeve.
Posted by: Ben Had

I thought an AoS neck tat was obligatory anyway

Posted by: Miklos, believing everything he is told at October 15, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

318 ALLRIGHT!!! We'll gather up a herd of illegals, drive em on up to the Hamptons and make a killing!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:22 PM (r1z5A)

do Haitians graze?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:25 PM (Rexe4)

319 He can smoke on the water.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 10:23 PM (63Dwl)

Jesus was in Deep Purple?

Far out.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 10:26 PM (v0ci0)

320
Yeah and she's offering a discount on a three color full sleeve.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:23 PM


sweet

I should cash in the deposit on all the kids' Monster cans and get some ink

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 10:26 PM (DUIap)

321 Ri Red , scroll up and ask Bif Bewalski what a day in Corsicana is like,
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:16 PM (Nb3lg)

'sup, Ben Had?

RI Red, the hospitality is beyond stererotype for Texas culture. The rifle range snarks at any suggestion of maybe possibly being used as a golf couse.

The people, atmosphere, comraderie, and general ability to be with like minded people are without equal. Cudos to Ben Hadd, Rancher Bob & family for making this happen.

I cannot make it next weekend, but do want to stick my head in the door sometime in November to say 'hey'.
y'all have fun, now.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8H3MV) - at October 15, 2021 10:26 PM (8H3MV)

322 ..How is the TxMoMe different from the VaMoMe?
Posted by: RTW at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (snuK/)


Well, for one, the thousand yard rifle range, replete with an F-Class World Champion (1,000 yard competition), as Chief Instructor. Then there'll be the 100s of various handguns and rifles on hand, and their generous owners who'll let you shoot 'em all, likely providing the ammo to do so as well.

Then there's the multi-day Food Fest, with lunches and dinners that rightfully would put shame to most Food Channel contrivances. This is real Texas Fare, at it's finest! Then, the booze, music, dancing and the company of Morons and 'Ettes deep into the night. And again the next day. And the next.

Mostly though? Fellowship beyond words. This is my Chirstmas in October, and that's straight from the core of my soul.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 10:27 PM (QzJWU)

323

Kat Timpf's legs are particularly long and shapely this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 10:27 PM (SSvS7)

324 do Haitians graze?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

yep.

Lousy shots, for the most part.

Posted by: Tonton Miklos-Macoute at October 15, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

325 RI Red, I need two days to get Weasel his chicken fried steak and Tex/Mex.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:28 PM (Nb3lg)

326 " I ain't ever seen Jesus breathe radioactive fire."

ha ... well, he came in peace, his return will be more powerful. Godzilla knows nothing about outer darkness.

of course the subtle propaganda there is that Jesus and Godzilla are both just fictional characters of our imagination.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2021 10:28 PM (Cus5s)

327 Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Nope, beliefs you gotta prove to yourself. And that is not a bad thing.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:28 PM (r1z5A)

328 Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 10:27 PM (QzJWU)

It's like Woodstock for the Moron Horde.

Hordestock.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 10:28 PM (v0ci0)

329 Kat Timpf's legs are particularly long and shapely this evening...
Posted by: Zettai

"parting is such sweet...."

Posted by: Miklos admits to being a leg man at October 15, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)

330 How is the TxMoMe different from the VaMoMe?
Posted by: RTW at October 15, 2021 10:15 PM (snuK/)

Guns. I think.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:17 PM (CJtAX)

One is in america, the other...is not.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:29 PM (VwHCD)

331 Has anyone asked why Gozirra needs an Ardvark f-111 to fight Jesus?

What's ma hash? Home now, but using vpn.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (8H3MV)

Jesus has sweet AAA.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 10:29 PM (KnJdm)

332 do Haitians graze?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


If I'm ramrodding that bunch, if they don't, they better learn.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

333 Jim, we could never do this without you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:31 PM (Nb3lg)

334
Jesus has sweet AAA.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 10:29 PM


and see forever eyes

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 10:31 PM (DUIap)

335 ha ... well, he came in peace, his return will be more powerful. Godzilla knows nothing about outer darkness.

of course the subtle propaganda there is that Jesus and Godzilla are both just fictional characters of our imagination.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2021 10:28 PM (Cus5s)
---
Some read that Jesus will literally rain down fire from the sky when his foot splits the Mt. of Olives.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 10:31 PM (OaZlZ)

336 All Hail Eris, We just do things different. Camp MoMe runs from Monday til Sunday.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM

Monday? It starts on Monday?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:32 PM (VwHCD)

337

All the Haitian invaders I've seen on the 'net were lugging sacks of take-away...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 10:32 PM (SSvS7)

338 Well.

Due to our being behind schedule with our house listing and move, and due to having our finances and schedule tied up from not having sold our house yet, Mr. Bassman and I will regrettably not be attending the TXMoMe this year after all.

We will miss seeing our Moron friends and we hope to be able to come next year.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2021 10:32 PM (t62xj)

339 If I'm ramrodding that bunch, if they don't, they better learn.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

Fatten 'em up on kudzu.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:32 PM (Rexe4)

340 Well, Bif, good on ya and I'll have fun in your stead.
Not only that, but Mrs. Red will be in the house.
After being shy for two minutes she will get with the program and tell me that a Tx Mo Me tat on my backside is perfectly fine.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:33 PM (CJtAX)

341 Monday? It starts on Monday?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:32 PM (VwHCD)


Orthodox MoMe is observed starting Monday.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 10:33 PM (P4LRL)

342 and see forever eyes
Posted by: AltonJackson


Jesus on the golf course. Played 18, shot 18.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:33 PM (r1z5A)

343 It's like Woodstock for the Moron Horde.

Hordestock.
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 10:28 PM (v0ci0)


*snort*
Jealous i didn't think of that one. Makes me all, dolorous inside from the enveloping sense of inadequacy. Probably not even close to where Tater Stelter feelz when Paolo is servicing his wife

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8H3MV) - at October 15, 2021 10:33 PM (8H3MV)

344 Has anyone asked why Gozirra needs an Ardvark f-111 to fight Jesus?


Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at October 15, 2021 10:14 PM (8H3MV)


Is this like Kirk's "why does god need a starship" thing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:33 PM (VwHCD)

345 42 oh, and sower ...I don't know...I think his miniskirt is a bit too short...but maybe that was the style of the day....
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:14 PM (V13WU)

His loins are girded.

Srsly.

https://tinyurl.com/3e9afyf2

Posted by: Prophets and Losses at October 15, 2021 10:34 PM (nVqsF)

346 Johnny Applememes looks a bid left handed......not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:32 PM (AmoqO)

===
And his skirt is a little risqué

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2021 10:34 PM (EZebt)

347 Orthodox MoMe is observed starting Monday.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 10:33 PM (P4LRL)

Ok, maybe plain english..

what fucking day do I need to show up? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:35 PM (VwHCD)

348 ..Jim, we could never do this without you. Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:31 PM (Nb3lg)

d'awww. *shuffles, kicks rock*

But night-seein' hog-killin' AR is testament that it'd never happen, never would've happened and never could continue happening, without you. I'm just a helper bee to the queen. *bows deeply*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 10:36 PM (QzJWU)

349 ...https://tinyurl.com/3e9afyf2

Posted by: Prophets and Losses at October 15, 2021 10:34 PM



The more ya know...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 10:37 PM (SSvS7)

350 Berserker, just show up sometime that week before Friday. And you may want to consider leaving the two wheeler behind. Not enough cargo capacity.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:37 PM (CJtAX)

351 Srsly.

https://tinyurl.com/3e9afyf2
Posted by: Prophets and Losses at October 15, 2021 10:34 PM (nVqsF)

I got Wranglers. I'm cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 10:37 PM (Rexe4)

352
what fucking day do I need to show up? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:35 PM (VwHCD)

I don't have skin in the game this year....
/sarc
All of the days.
\sarc

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8H3MV) - at October 15, 2021 10:37 PM (8H3MV)

353 Go ahead, reach down in that bag, girl. There's a special surprise for you.

Posted by: The Sower at October 15, 2021 10:37 PM (OaZlZ)

354 RI Red, I cannot wait to meet your Mrs. Nurse and I are going to scoop her up.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:38 PM (Nb3lg)

355 El Nuevo Cartel de los Morones

Posted by: Miklos would not mess with those People at October 15, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

356
Jesus has sweet AAA.
Posted by: flounder


And doesn't have to worry about flat tires.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

357 Well i got an offer on the old house tonight. 25K under asking. Not too happy about that seeing its all redone epic like, and isn't too much more than the turds around me that sold for more with postage stamp properties. Has the market gone that bad? Its been on the market for 2 weeks. Its a young couple that were completely blown away by the house, but maybe they just can't afford the asking price. I want this frigging nightmare to end. What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:40 PM (VwHCD)

358 Allright. I'm out. Goodnight.

I gotta go back on the road Sunday morning, back home Tuesday night.

Lurke all y'all later.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8H3MV) - at October 15, 2021 10:41 PM (8H3MV)

359 Berserker, you leave Monday you can make dinner Wed. night. I'm cookin

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:41 PM (Nb3lg)

360 The towel thing is a mystery to me too.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:41 PM (vEUbs)

361 Berserker, split the difference and be done.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 10:42 PM (KnJdm)

362 298 Star Trek security do a crappy job of cover and advance.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

Human wave tactics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2021 10:42 PM (csEWM)

363 ...What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:40 PM



Is Black Rock buying in your neighbourhood?

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 10:43 PM (SSvS7)

364 What was the dude doing that snapped himself in the marks? Some kind of Harry Reid incident?

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:43 PM (vEUbs)

365 Star Trek security do a crappy job of cover and advance.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

Human wave tactics.


Wave bye-bye to the humans. Star Fleet kills 'em wholesale.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 10:43 PM (SchxB)

366 Can't wait to meet you, Ms Had. Mrs R is a bit of OK. Kept her around for Cough47yearsCough, so far. She's a (retired) nurse, too. Keeps poking at my veins and saying, "Oh, these are good."

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:44 PM (CJtAX)

367 Berserker, just show up sometime that week before Friday. And you may want to consider leaving the two wheeler behind. Not enough cargo capacity.

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:37 PM (CJtAX)

I got there early Thursday last year. This year I'm driving solo, so I have to leave an extra day earlier. Probably end up having to spend the night in Tennessee somewhere. I made it into Arkansas last year in one shot, 19 hours, but I doubt I can do the whole 24 in one sitting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:44 PM (VwHCD)

368 I made it into Arkansas last year in one shot, 19 hours, but I doubt I can do the whole 24 in one sitting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

You're a tougher man that I. We'll split the 16 hours into two days. Can't miss the Olde Sawmill Cafe in AR in any case.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 10:46 PM (mD/uy)

369 Emmie, I am sorry that I won't get to meet you. I am not arriving until Friday, it was the best I could do.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2021 10:47 PM (a4EWo)

370 "I think his miniskirt is a bit too short"

you have the nerve to tell me as a mother I'm not fit?
the day my mother socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA ...

but yeah, kinda short, needs go-go boots, and a female physique.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2021 10:47 PM (Cus5s)

371 OK, folks, my glass is empty and my good sense tells me to recharge for next week.
My bad sense also tells me the same.
Night, all!

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 10:48 PM (CJtAX)

372 Berserker, we'll be here when you get here, and we will party.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:48 PM (Nb3lg)

373 369 Emmie, I am sorry that I won't get to meet you. I am not arriving until Friday, it was the best I could do.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2021 10:47 PM (a4EWo)


I was looking forward to meeting you! Hopefully there will be another opportunity.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2021 10:51 PM (t62xj)

374 Ri Red, we will be doing this face to face next week.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:51 PM (Nb3lg)

375 I think his miniskirt is a bit too short
---
There were no boxes. Dick in a bag had to do.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 10:52 PM (OaZlZ)

376 Emmie, what is this?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 10:53 PM (Nb3lg)

377 You're a tougher man that I. We'll split the 16 hours into two days. Can't miss the Olde Sawmill Cafe in AR in any case.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 10:46 PM (mD/uy)

what is this olde sawmill thing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:55 PM (VwHCD)

378 Is Black Rock buying in your neighbourhood?
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 10:43 PM (SSvS7)

Doubt those fuckers would pay a fair market price.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2021 11:00 PM (Rexe4)

379 BD - In Forrest City AR - Olde Sawmill Cafe is, for us at least, a not to be missed stop. It's just an old fashioned buffet open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We always stop on our way to TX. Great food - very reasonable prices, and great people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 11:01 PM (mD/uy)

380 Black Rock is in my neighborhood

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2021 11:02 PM (2JoB8)

381 Saw a coffin, with a glass lid, in an antique shop. Inside was a Civil War casualty, in full dress uniform. It had been purchased by Michael Jackson, but he never took delivery, so it wound up in a south central Wisconsin antique shop.

Posted by: French Jeton at October 15, 2021 11:02 PM (pj5K6)

382 Black Rock is in my neighborhood
Posted by: Skip

Didn't Ernest Borgnine have a bad day there?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 11:03 PM (mD/uy)

383

The last I'd heard about Black Rock was that it was paying over asking price in most cases...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 11:03 PM (SSvS7)

384
Is Black Rock buying in your neighbourhood?
Posted by: Zettai

Doubt those fuckers would pay a fair market price.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Don't they like to buy in bulk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 11:04 PM (63Dwl)

385 BD - In Forrest City AR - Olde Sawmill Cafe is, for us at least, a not to be missed stop. It's just an old fashioned buffet open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We always stop on our way to TX. Great food - very reasonable prices, and great people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 11:01 PM (mD/uy)

Hmm, looks like its right off of RT 40.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 11:06 PM (VwHCD)

386 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks WD!

...oookay, that guy at the top is dressed way too sexy for his own good

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

387 In third grade, I attempted to talk to Carol in the cloakroom. She hit me over the head with a metal lunch pail.

In the classroom, I attempted to talk to Darlene. She stabbed me in the palm of the hand with a pencil. The lead broke off in my hand. Was able to see it for many years, before it faded away.

Lunch pails and pencils make good weapons in the hands of little girls.

Bye the way, I was being nice, not nasty.

Posted by: French Jeton at October 15, 2021 11:12 PM (pj5K6)

388 Ok tough week.
Popped. Just walked out to the beach. Calm
Couple fires.
Why is there a bunch of bullshit hysteria going on when people are gathering on the hundreds of thousands sand we aren't all dead and it's all bulls hit and I'm pooped and who the Fuchs cares ant more

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

389 Got another past-due bill in the mail today.
By now I know the escalation levels of past-due bills by heart:

- "Please pay today"
- "It is extremely urgent that you pay today"
- "Last opportunity before we call a collection agency"
- "Men of Italian extraction are on their way to your house"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

390 In the classroom, I attempted to talk to Darlene. She stabbed me in the palm of the hand with a pencil.

You got off easy.

Posted by: Miklos will call Marleen and Charleen as witnesses at October 15, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

391 Because now there's just the Karen's. And I don't give a couch about those bitches.

I want my life back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)

392 - "Men of Italian extraction are on their way to your house"
Posted by: qdpsteve

*activates Albanian Mafia*

Posted by: Miklos Leka Zogu, Rightful King of all the Albanians at October 15, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

393 Nurse, you're just *this* close to being at the TxMoMeet. Hold to that hope, and we'll see you in a very few days.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 11:16 PM (QzJWU)

394 Miklos the worst part of having a mafia war in your front yard is cleaning up the mess afterward.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

395 Miklos the worst part of having a mafia war in your front yard is cleaning up the mess afterward.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Hourly or contract rate?

Posted by: Saul at October 15, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

396 Saul, let me get back to ya.
I guess I could tell the neighbors again, the grass is *supposed* to be bright red and chunky...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

397 Anybody here ever been to the Universal Bar & Grill on Lankershim in LA?

Just found out my cousin's husband band, Power, is playing there the evening of Oct 28.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

398 I've been buying a lot of cat stuff. Trees, litter boxes, carriers, all that.

It's a complete mystery why I have been buying those things.

No one can explain it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2021 10:09 PM (OU+8W)

All you really need are some cardboard boxes and scratchers.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2021 11:21 PM (EJbIh)

399 Nurse, you're just *this* close to being at the TxMoMeet. Hold to that hope, and we'll see you in a very few days.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2021 11:16 PM (QzJWU)

I'm taking this drive solo so nurse don't come to jersey and beat me with a fire hydrant. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 11:22 PM (VwHCD)

400 Beckoning, you must have contracted CATVID-19.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

401 I guess I could tell the neighbors again, the grass is *supposed* to be bright red and chunky...
Posted by: qdpsteve


Get on it with a hose before it clots, otherwise it's there till the crows find it.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 15, 2021 11:23 PM (r1z5A)

402 I guess I could tell the neighbors again, the grass is *supposed* to be bright red and chunky...
Posted by: qdpsteve


"It's a new kind of environmentally friendly grass called Salsa Centipede"

Posted by: Miklos, your friendly illegal yard man from Rl Nuevo Cartel de Landscapereros at October 15, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

403 The top picture isn't a miniskirt - its what it looks like to "gird your loins" to get your tunic out of the way for serious work and climbing.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2021 11:25 PM (EJbIh)

404 Beckoning, you must have contracted CATVID-19.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)


I remember the asshole media trying to stir up fears that cats would all die of Covid, pretending that one wheezy cat in the NY zoo meant something. Not much that can replicate in a cats body can work in a human due to the differences in body temperature and other things.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2021 11:27 PM (EJbIh)

405 Tomorrow the Blue Angels will be flying over my house.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)

406 The top picture isn't a miniskirt - its what it looks like to "gird your loins" to get your tunic out of the way for serious work and climbing.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2021 11:25 PM (EJbIh)

Dude looks like johnny fapple seed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 11:28 PM (VwHCD)

407 I won't be rolling in to the TxMoMe until close to midnight Friday. Little's team is playing in Dallas that night, I'll head down when the game is over.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2021 11:29 PM (OBfBn)

408 Oldcat, yup

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

409 Some favorite "Build Back Better" anagrams -

Crablike Debt Tub

Rebuilt Debt Back

Tube Led Brickbat

Bauble Debt Trick

Posted by: Pussy Galore at October 15, 2021 11:31 PM (kyKhl)

410 Tomorrow the Blue Angels will be flying over my house.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


That's a cool couple of microseconds ...

Posted by: Adriane the Envious Critic ... at October 15, 2021 11:31 PM (okV1R)

411 PG, don't forget
"Lube Ted Brickbat."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

412 Saw a coffin, with a glass lid, in an antique shop. Inside was a Civil War casualty, in full dress uniform. It had been purchased by Michael Jackson, but he never took delivery, so it wound up in a south central Wisconsin antique shop.
Posted by: French Jeton at October 15, 2021 11:02 PM (pj5K6)



I thought Michael Jackson stuck pretty much to collecting Elephant Man corpses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2021 11:33 PM (VxC1e)

413 How cool is it that the aviators who fly those machines get to do that?

I am stoked when I get a big topography survey.

They must wake up and say yeah, I get to punch a hole in sky again!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 11:35 PM (x8Wzq)

414 @38

>>Dear HQ Commenters, You are *not* morons.

Oh yeah?

Today I blew the fuse on piece of equipment I was installing by failing to change the rotary dial from 110 to 220 before plug-in it in the 208 strip.

I did it, realized I fuked up, changed the fuse, did some other stuff, installed the equipment, realized I fucked up and changed the fuse again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at October 15, 2021 11:36 PM (gG5bR)

415 I doubt the average American today knows who the Blue Angels are. Reason 1,345 of why we are screwed.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2021 11:37 PM (yC92e)

416 How cool is it that the aviators who fly those machines get to do that?

I am stoked when I get a big topography survey.

They must wake up and say yeah, I get to punch a hole in sky again!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 11:35 PM (x8Wzq)

Some years back I knew a fighter pilot. He had to fly a jet cross country, I can't remember why, but it wasn't usual for them to do so. His exact words were "if it wasn't for the G force I would have had a stiffy the whole way" lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 11:38 PM (VwHCD)

417 Does that mean new people or just lots of plastic surgery?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)

Witness protection.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 15, 2021 11:39 PM (qyH+l)

418 120 Wait...rewatching the kid who whacked himself in the balls...did he whack himself so hard he farted?

He totally farted.

That's hilarious.
Posted by: Robert
----
Good Lord that was hilarious.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 15, 2021 11:40 PM (R5563)

419 I want to lay in a glass coffin with my arms crossed. And leap out, spring-loaded and roaring, when someone gets too close.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 11:41 PM (ybIRR)

420 Actually the air show is taking place close to my house. So I will see some cool stuff. Last two days the Blue Angels did their rehearsals overhead. Very cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 11:41 PM (x8Wzq)

421 In Forrest City AR - Olde Sawmill Cafe is, for us at least, a not to be missed stop. It's just an old fashioned buffet open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We always stop on our way to TX. Great food - very reasonable prices, and great people.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 11:01 PM (mD/uy)


Feel free to skip Don Jose off 40, home of the absolute worst nachos I've ever had. I could've done better pouring a jar of cheese sauce into a bag of chips and leaving it on my exhaust manifold and then scraping it off and going to McDonald's.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 11:43 PM (P4LRL)

422 The Blues have an awesome show. Saw them at Oshkosh a few years back.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at October 15, 2021 11:44 PM (kyKhl)

423 Berserker:
My baby brother flies Black Hawks. Different air speeds, similar reactions. Coolest job ever!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2021 11:46 PM (x8Wzq)

424 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

425 I could've done better pouring a jar of cheese sauce into a bag of chips and leaving it on my exhaust manifold and then scraping it off and going to McDonald's.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 11:43 PM (P4LRL)

So, you have been to sturgis then? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 11:48 PM (VwHCD)

426 I do like that one teacher finally figured out how to solve racism.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 11:54 PM (ZZK0E)

427 Hey teach, I invented an alarm clock!

see, muzlyms are science peoples!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 11:56 PM (ZZK0E)

428 I'm a dude who had long hair for a while until the dreaded "spot" grew to the point of being noticeable and realized then that I had to call it quits. In the several years I had long hair, I didn't understand the reason chicks did the shower-hat-with-a-towel thing. I'd shower, condition the hell out of it (horse mane de-tangler also came in handy), comb it, and usually let it air-dry...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 09:16

When I broke my ankle Apr 2019 I couldn't make it to the haircut appts. Jules then encouraged me to let it grow, she said compared to my college buds I still had hair so let it grow.

Over 2 yrs later it's down to my shoulders. At my age I'm going for the crazy old history professor look. I had one of those in the 70s. The class he taught ca 1979 was on the psychology of Richard Nixon. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 12:00 AM (55Qr6)

429 Signing out.

Remember, keep your #2's sharp!

Posted by: Aimee ✏ at October 16, 2021 12:00 AM (cXU5m)

430 It's beginning to look a lot like Biden
Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look in your Costco
Empty once again
TP gone AWOL and masks on your nose

It's beginning to look a lot like Biden
...

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 12:02 AM (ESLBo)

431 After giving it a lot of thought, I've decide on a Halloween costume.

King Harv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:04 AM (WAylS)

432 'decided'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:04 AM (WAylS)

433 I think the prudent course of action is to practice dressing like babushka ladies and to understand that queuing up is an adventure, a giant surprise opportunity - you wanted bread because your starving, here have a gallon of motor oil! See what I mean, how cool is that?

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 12:10 AM (ESLBo)

434 Jesus would have Godzilla and Mothra lie down together peacefully.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 16, 2021 12:10 AM (lt1vl)

435 Holy hell WD! This may be one of your best ONTs ever. Laughed out loud at almost everything!

Posted by: keena at October 16, 2021 12:11 AM (RiTnx)

436 I need that toy set for my Ministry's manger scene.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2021 12:11 AM (cTqLg)

437 Sad to hear Emmie & Mr. Bassman and Mrs. Berserker won't be coming to TX.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at October 16, 2021 12:12 AM (h02fy)

438 doubt the average American today knows who the Blue Angels are. Reason 1,345 of why we are screwed.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2021 11:37 PM (yC92e)

Who?

Posted by: The Thunderbirds at October 16, 2021 12:12 AM (lt1vl)

439 I'm a dude who had long hair for a while until the dreaded "spot" grew to the point of being noticeable and realized then that I had to call it quits. In the several years I had long hair, I didn't understand the reason chicks did the shower-hat-with-a-towel thing. I'd shower, condition the hell out of it (horse mane de-tangler also came in handy), comb it, and usually let it air-dry...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 09:16

I still have long hair, and really have no clue why chicks do that with the towel. I use a conditioner in the shower, then a leave in spray conditioner, then a blow dryer, then a fucking ceramic iron. When the time to shave the head comes, I don't know if I'll be pissed or relieved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:12 AM (VwHCD)

440 I get military cuts. I don't have a name for it after all these years. I just tell them to do that thing they always do. I have pretty much never bitched about a hair cut. And yes I judge people who do.

Even my place is now at the level of ripping people off. I get inflation but at some point it is crazy. A haircut was once $10 plus tip. Then in became $17 and for sure that amount was no accident. If you have to throw in a tip,that amount works.

My latest cut was $25. He is a good guy and I threw him $30. But there is a place that charges $11 I keep seeing. I am going to try them because really I pretty much only want to end the transaction with a lot less hair.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2021 12:13 AM (yC92e)

441 Is Black Rock buying in your neighbourhood?

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2021 10:43 PM (SSvS7)
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Black Rock can't afford our neighborhood...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 12:13 AM (ymUzu)

442
Oh yeah?

Today I blew the fuse on piece of equipment I was installing by failing to change the rotary dial from 110 to 220 before plug-in it in the 208 strip.
------

I'll play. Day before yesterday I was going to test a used muffin fan. I have a power cord that I use to do such things, 16ga. zip cord with a fused male connector (neat item), and insulated alligator clips on the other.

I decided that I did not want to attach the clip leads until after I plugged the cord in. So, forgetting that the ends of the clips are exposed, and holding them in one hand, I plugged the cord in.

There's been a whole lot of dumbassery going on around here lately.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:15 AM (vooSz)

443 Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2021 12:13 AM (yC92e)

You should cut your own hair. Lots of clippers made these days for self use.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 16, 2021 12:16 AM (lt1vl)

444 Sad to hear Emmie & Mr. Bassman and Mrs. Berserker won't be coming to TX.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at October 16, 2021 12:12 AM (h02fy)

Well Mrs B may pull a miracle, but she's pretty much out of vacation days. She gets 6 weeks, but pissed them all away on the move from hell. Then...her job is demanding she get the vaccination, or be put on unpaid leave, or retired. She would probably have to get the shot the week the texas thing is happening, or as soon as she gets home. At this point its a miracle I'm making the frigging trip, and I got my fingers crossed that something don't sabotage it in the 11th hour.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:17 AM (VwHCD)

445 The texture of my hair is really fine. So I go to a lady who knows what she's doing and pay through the nose. If I don't, I end up looking like I'm auditioning for a dumb and dumber sequel. Those cheap places have no idea what they are doing in my experience.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2021 12:18 AM (QU5/8)

446 You should cut your own hair. Lots of clippers made these days for self use.
Posted by: Just a side note
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Only if you've had the flu for Christmas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:18 AM (vooSz)

447 Berserker: assuming my care package gets there, have a chat with Jim SND. yeah, cryptic.

deal with it.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 12:21 AM (ymUzu)

448 At this point its a miracle I'm making the frigging trip, and I got my fingers crossed that something don't sabotage it in the 11th hour.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:17 AM (VwHCD)


Well then so do I! And I was just telling hubs this morning that he would like Mrs. Berserker. They're both very quiet whereas you and I...are not. Haha.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at October 16, 2021 12:21 AM (h02fy)

449 The texture of my hair is really fine. So I go to a lady who knows what she's doing and pay through the nose. If I don't, I end up looking like I'm auditioning for a dumb and dumber sequel. Those cheap places have no idea what they are doing in my experience.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2021 12:18 AM (QU5/

yeah I know that deal. I use a chick who came highly recommended and specializes with dudes and long hair. She does some bigger name musicians, she won't tell me who, but I think I know. I don't get out of her chair for less than $130, but she is fucking fantastic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:25 AM (VwHCD)

450 Eyballs, aim for the eyeballs. It is a lasting lesson.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2021 12:26 AM (KbLYZ)

451 I picture Godzilla nursing the Christ while Mecha-Godzilla shouts at the Maury doll that he looks nothing like him. Then, the shocking DNA results, after the Mass.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2021 12:26 AM (cTqLg)

452 Well then so do I! And I was just telling hubs this morning that he would like Mrs. Berserker. They're both very quiet whereas you and I...are not. Haha.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at October 16, 2021 12:21 AM (h02fy)

She is mostly quiet until she gets the lay of the land, then it's anybody's guess. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:26 AM (VwHCD)

453 i've been going to the same hole in the wall barbershop in barrio North Hollywood since i moved to The Valley at the turn of the century.

first it was $10... then $11, and then 2-3 years back $12. full haircut, trim the eyebrows, and, if i asked, a shaver over the peach fuzz, if i was going out that day or the next.

then the ChiCom Crud hit, not open, then appointments only, etc.... and $18. thanks Brylcreem!

i know she needs to make her rental nut every month, but a modified GI cut is NOT time consuming.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 12:27 AM (ymUzu)

454 How women chose shampoo:
Texture, oily/dryness ration, enzymes, pH, conditioning, fillers, detangler, non-BHA, additives to give extra gloss, marketing, scent, color . . .

How men chose shampoo:

says "Shampoo" on the label.


(personally I use bar soap and put as much damage on my hair as possible to relax the curls. It doesn't work, but I have hopes)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2021 12:29 AM (KbLYZ)

455 I'll play. Day before yesterday I was going to test a used muffin fan. I have a power cord that I use to do such things, 16ga. zip cord with a fused male connector (neat item), and insulated alligator clips on the other.

I decided that I did not want to attach the clip leads until after I plugged the cord in. So, forgetting that the ends of the clips are exposed, and holding them in one hand, I plugged the cord in.

There's been a whole lot of dumbassery going on around here lately.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:15 AM (vooSz)

Aha! The "death cord". I have several, lacking fuses. They are useful, and come by their name honestly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 12:30 AM (Rexe4)

456 (personally I use bar soap and put as much damage on my hair as possible to relax the curls. It doesn't work, but I have hopes)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2021 12:29 AM (KbLYZ)

*cough* ceramic iron *cough*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:35 AM (VwHCD)

457 I only get my hair cut on the tarmac. Makes me feel powerful.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 16, 2021 12:36 AM (lt1vl)

458 I think the prudent course of action is to practice dressing like babushka ladies and to understand that queuing up is an adventure, a giant surprise opportunity - you wanted bread because your starving, here have a gallon of motor oil! See what I mean, how cool is that?
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 12:10 AM (ESLBo)


Remember to take your Avoska: the string bag called the "Maybe"

Maybe you can find something to buy, maybe you won't.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2021 12:38 AM (KbLYZ)

459
Aha! The "death cord". I have several, lacking fuses. They are useful, and come by their name honestly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I have two of these, with cord and heavy-ish clips. Neat, because both conductors are fused. Vintage, mine came from the RCA record plant in Indy when it closed.
https://tinyurl.com/y4bxksk8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:38 AM (Z/QB3)

460 King of the Hill had multiple episodes on haircuts. Of course Bill was an army barber.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 16, 2021 12:39 AM (lt1vl)

461 *cough* ceramic iron *cough*
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:35 AM (VwHCD)


I keep it short and it is really curly.

Bar soap is cheaper.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2021 12:43 AM (KbLYZ)

462 I got a text tonight from an old student:

Clinger,

I wanted to text you to tell you I am doing well, in fact I just got promoted to manager. I want to thank you. I know I was a hard student, but you kept trying to explain things to me in different ways instead of making me think I was dumb. I wanted to quit after two days, but you smoked a cigarette with me and kept telling me I was going to be great.

I was literally sleeping in my car when I came to school because my parents had kicked me out for doing drugs. I know you didn't have to take the extra time on me. I know you didn't have to call and get me a job. I know that I have a weird personality and look weird. But you kept telling me I was going to do great.

I got my own apartment now and my mom and dad came in to eat dinner where I am working and my dad said he was proud of me. And he left me a good tip!

Thanks for what you did.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 12:43 AM (7F9te)

463 My response:

I didn't do anything. You did it all. Glad you are doing well.

Actually, her text choked me up a bit. But I never break my game face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 12:44 AM (7F9te)

464 I have two of these, with cord and heavy-ish clips. Neat, because both conductors are fused. Vintage, mine came from the RCA record plant in Indy when it closed.
https://tinyurl.com/y4bxksk8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:38 AM (Z/QB3)

I might have one of those! I should make it a project to fuse my death cords. A couple of inline fuseholders would work. Two-amp fuses for the small stuff; ten for motors, etc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 12:48 AM (Rexe4)

465 Thanks for what you did.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 12:43 AM (7F9te)

That's wonderful, BC!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 12:48 AM (Rexe4)

466 I might have one of those! I should make it a project to fuse my death cords. A couple of inline fuseholders would work. Two-amp fuses for the small stuff; ten for motors, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'll acknowledge that the only blown fuses I've experienced is when I managed to short the clips together. A good feature.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:54 AM (lw49D)

467 Tell Mrs B to get a Pfizer shot, take baby aspirin 3 X per day, plus allegra, and some vitamins. She'll be fine. Then "forget" to get the second shot a few times.

About the Major General who whined on Twitter about not being able to wear a French manicure in uniform, I scrolled down her very embarrassing page, but was struck that this supposed mother had no mention of her family on her feed. Nobody but her pathetic husband joined her on the pilgrimage to Disney land or world. Not only is she fat, stupid, and ugly, but I'd guess she was an awful mother too..

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 12:57 AM (ulaXh)

468 My response:

I didn't do anything. You did it all. Glad you are doing well.

Actually, her text choked me up a bit. But I never break my game face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 12:44 AM (7F9te)

I wouldn't sell yourself short. Its not often you get a chance to directly make a huge difference in a person's life. The most I ever did was get kids to play guitar and piss off their parents. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 12:58 AM (VwHCD)

469 My latest cut was $25. He is a good guy and I threw him $30. But there is a place that charges $11 I keep seeing. I am going to try them because really I pretty much only want to end the transaction with a lot less hair.
Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2021 12:13

Nicole here in Dixon used to charge me $10, I'd go in just after Jules did and while she was waiting on her color to set Nic trimmed me up.

Might be $11 today. Tho I'm growing it long she tideys ?everything up. Good gal and she's a hoot.

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 12:59 AM (55Qr6)

470 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 12:43 AM (7F9te)

Holy cow. Awesome.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 12:59 AM (ulaXh)

471 That's wonderful, BC!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 12:48 AM (Rexe4)

....

It really is.

The girl was from up in an old coal mining community. I had no idea she was going through all of that. I suspected she was fairly broke because it took her 4 months to pay her tuition (a grand total of $640!) off. She'd stop by every other Tuesday and pay $80 on it. Worked at a Dollar General.

I like underdogs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 01:01 AM (7F9te)

472 Tell Mrs B to get a Pfizer shot, take baby aspirin 3 X per day, plus allegra, and some vitamins. She'll be fine. Then "forget" to get the second shot a few times.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 12:57 AM (ulaXh)

Definitely, will do. I think her job is also monitoring the second shot status, you have to prove that too. Pricks..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:01 AM (VwHCD)

473 Any plans for a Pacific Northwest MoMe?

Posted by: Questionable at October 16, 2021 01:06 AM (wDL8g)

474 Definitely, will do. I think her job is also monitoring the second shot status, you have to prove that too. Pricks..
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:01 AM (VwHCD)

There is going to be a burgeoning industry providing forged vaccine certificates, and you know, it will be practically impossible to prove them to be fraudulent. Because so many entities are issuing them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 01:06 AM (Rexe4)

475 357 Well i got an offer on the old house tonight. 25K under asking. Not too happy about that seeing its all redone epic like, and isn't too much more than the turds around me that sold for more with postage stamp properties. Has the market gone that bad? Its been on the market for 2 weeks. Its a young couple that were completely blown away by the house, but maybe they just can't afford the asking price. I want this frigging nightmare to end. What to do, what to do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:40 PM (VwHCD)

Ask them to get underwritten before you accept the offer. A pre-qual is worthless, a pre-approval is no guarantee, but if a lender has them underwritten, go for it. And yes, depending on your location, the market has gone to shit.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:06 AM (ulaXh)

476 Actually, her text choked me up a bit. But I never break my game face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 12:44 AM (7F9te)
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/high five!

it's always a joy to see them reach escape velocity.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 01:09 AM (ymUzu)

477 Definitely, will do. I think her job is also monitoring the second shot status, you have to prove that too. Pricks..
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:01 AM (VwHCD)

Guidelines are shifting. I think the second shot can now be a few months after the first instead of the stupid 3-4 weeks. Not that i would recommend anything fraudulent, but it might be easier to create a second entry on a covid shot card than invent the whole thing. First shot is bona fide, pretty easy to know what the second dose verification looks like.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:12 AM (ulaXh)

478 Its been on the market for 2 weeks.
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As in, it has just hit the market.

Your money/house, your choice.

Posted by: lurk at October 16, 2021 01:13 AM (MIODZ)

479 There's been a whole lot of dumbassery going on around here lately.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2021 12:15

Well Mike not just there, we "elected" senile Joe over Trump. I don't think dumbasses elected him, I think dumbasses allowed an election to be stolen.

I'll stop about this when someone can answer this...
Why late at night, Trump leading, did 6 swing states simultaneously stop counting and then resumed and reported tons of votes for Biden?

That has never happened before, why the stoppage in 6 swing sates?

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 01:13 AM (55Qr6)

480 Guidelines are shifting. I think the second shot can now be a few months after the first instead of the stupid 3-4 weeks. Not that i would recommend anything fraudulent, but it might be easier to create a second entry on a covid shot card than invent the whole thing. First shot is bona fide, pretty easy to know what the second dose verification looks like.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:12 AM (ulaXh)

J&J vax is still a one-shot deal, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 01:14 AM (Rexe4)

481 Guidelines are shifting. I think the second shot can now be a few months after the first instead of the stupid 3-4 weeks. Not that i would recommend anything fraudulent, but it might be easier to create a second entry on a covid shot card than invent the whole thing. First shot is bona fide, pretty easy to know what the second dose verification looks like.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:12 AM (ulaXh)

She works for big pharma. They ain't fucking around.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:15 AM (VwHCD)

482 Black Rock can't afford our neighborhood...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 12:13 AM (ymUzu)

Blackrock may have figured out that you waited too long, and your neighborhood is about to be worth way less than the entry fee. I have told you before, but you are running out of time to find a sucker to pay top dollar in LA County. GTFO while the getting is good. Prescott AZ is fabulous. Carson City or Gardnerville NV are also awesome.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:15 AM (ulaXh)

483 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 10:40 PM (VwHCD)

Go back with a small reduction counter.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 16, 2021 01:17 AM (2DOZq)

484 I'll stop about this when someone can answer this...
Why late at night, Trump leading, did 6 swing states simultaneously stop counting and then resumed and reported tons of votes for Biden?

That has never happened before, why the stoppage in 6 swing sates?

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 01:13 AM (55Qr6)

Occam's razor. They were stealing it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:17 AM (VwHCD)

485 That has never happened before, why the stoppage in 6 swing sates?

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 01:13 AM (55Qr6)
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because they could, and because neither the MFM, the DOJ or the RNC was going to say or do squat about it.

that and the fact that we play by the published rules and they play Calvinball.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 01:17 AM (ymUzu)

486 Occam's razor. They were stealing it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:17 AM (VwHCD)

what that guy said. They are legit cheats.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2021 01:20 AM (yC92e)

487 She works for big pharma. They ain't fucking around.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:15 AM (VwHCD)

Actually, that might work in her favor. There is pretty solid evidence that separating the doses on the mRNA vaccines provides longer protection. A pharma company might be more open to accepting real scientific evidence than most other employers. I am in a similar boat, got one Moderna shot and kind of keep forgetting to get the second one. I just got the shingles vaccine, and since both are pretty intense, I just got my doctor to pause the second Moderna. I am hoping to drag it out until March or April, when I think a lot of this nonsense will suddenly hit the amnesia bucket.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:20 AM (ulaXh)

488
Blackrock may have figured out that you waited too long, and your neighborhood is about to be worth way less than the entry fee. I have told you before, but you are running out of time to find a sucker to pay top dollar in LA County. GTFO while the getting is good. Prescott AZ is fabulous. Carson City or Gardnerville NV are also awesome.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:15 AM (ulaXh)
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LA County is not monochrome in value... and we're in a sweet spot.

besides, new laws like SB-9 are a game changer for what can be done with a property.

and we're talking Hill Country Texas: if'n we're going to move, we're *moving*.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 01:23 AM (ymUzu)

489 Occam's razor. They were stealing it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 01:17 AM (VwHCD)

Clearly. But nothing can be done about it except support Ron DeSantis and some of the very few other opposition members who actually accomplish good things. A lot of them squawk and seem convincing like Josh Hawley. DeSantis actually does stuff. Impressive.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:24 AM (ulaXh)

490 Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:20 AM (ulaXh)

the problem with your premise is that you think Doctors and Medicine is in charge of big Pharma.

They are not... it's business folks who have no idea about either science, nor medicine.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2021 01:25 AM (oHd/0)

491 and we're talking Hill Country Texas: if'n we're going to move, we're *moving*.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 01:23 AM (ymUzu)

I recommend that you do so asap. San Marcos is nice. Wimberley is fabulous. Fredericksburg is way too choked with tourists and feels kinda cheap and cheesy. Hayes County BBQ is a trailer on the outer road, but their briscuit is better than Kent Blacks imho. Make sure you can tolerate heat, humidity, fire ants, and more bugs, or TX will make you miserable. If you get enough money out of selling, consider having a summer property in Taos or somewhere similar in NM or northern AZ. July and August in central TX are oppressive.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:28 AM (ulaXh)

492 Lived in San Marcos, really enjoyed everything but the fire ants, yellow jackets, and the oppressive, miserable heat in July and August. I knew I would not make it when even going to Wimberley was not enough to make me happy in July and August. I love being outdoors. We moved to northern NV, and it is a much better fit for me. Prescott AZ is amazing. Do not fall into the common trap of saying you will not leave CA until you can move to TX, BY GOD. I think that is a way to try to fool yourself and others into accepting that you will never leave LA.

Take your profits and bail the hell out now. I think the Newsome recall BS froze some people and gave them some crazy false hope that the state could be saved. Honestly, the weather in Prescott is maybe better than LA, and there is fresh air, nice people, and so little crime that you will not believe it for the first year you live there. Go. Do it now.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:36 AM (ulaXh)

493
Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter
Jonah is a fat tub of garbage. No one likes him. He went to Goucher College, so he cant even do credentials right. I find him tiresome. He is nothing.

Posted by: Loki at October 16, 2021 01:37 AM (iU5mj)

494 Well, past midnight here, time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 01:40 AM (Rexe4)

495 2 more hours to go hopefully.

That 5 states stopped counting, in Pennsylvania it was at the Pennsylvania Convention center in Philadelphia.
Remember the next day on talk radio mention they stopped at like 11pm, questioned it but without meaning kind of blew it off.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 01:41 AM (2JoB8)

496 They are not... it's business folks who have no idea about either science, nor medicine.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2021 01:25 AM (oHd/0)

Every company is different, and many of them have less efficient record keeping systems. Get the first shot, the last possible week, and watch the political demands to get the second disappear by February. If Mrs B is of a certain age, she can report swelling of lymph nodes in her armpit and breast on the vaccination side. Have to wait at least 12 weeks to make sure it is not breast cancer. Get a shingles vaccine, have a bummer of a reaction, have to delay that covid shot again. Not really that hard of a game to play. These things are going to wind through the courts, and there are better options coming. If I were Mrs B I would also be updating the resume and seeking employment in a free state while I dragged my feet after getting the first shot.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:41 AM (ulaXh)

497 Romeo and RedinCA, believe it or not, if you move out of blue hellholes like CA, many opportunities to control your own destiny actually become possible. Seriously, it is as easy as finding a new job somewhere else. The Biden geniuses have made that easier with the ridiculous stimulus checks and eviction moratoria. Even people in high paying positions in red states are enjoying enhanced benefits, so lots of really good jobs are unfilled. Sorry to sound like Tony Robbins, but seriously, grab control of your life and get out of there.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:45 AM (ulaXh)

498 If you get enough money out of selling, consider having a summer property in Taos or somewhere similar in NM or northern AZ. July and August in central TX are oppressive.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt
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New Mexico until recently was skipped over by most people relocating to the SW. That has changed with a vengeance. My house in Rio Rancho sold in 2019 for cash in two days - the buyer was from California. Two weeks ago, my neighbor's house in Las Cruces sold in two days for cash - the buyer, yep you guessed it, was from California. My realtor up in Albuquerque says this is not unusual. With that said, New Mexico is still affordable and the quality of life here is fantastic. With that said, New Mexico has social and economic challenges - it is sort of 1.5ist world place. If you pick carefully where you live, have a good financial base, and good skills you can have a great life here. Unless something changes, I will be buried here - I never felt more at peace any place else on the planet. Living here sometimes like living in a natural church.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 01:46 AM (ESLBo)

499 I am hoping to drag it out until March or April, when I think a lot of this nonsense will suddenly hit the amnesia bucket.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:20 AM (ulaXh)

That's too late for government contractors. Unless they accept your claim for an exemption.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2021 01:48 AM (qyH+l)

500 Quinn Sullivan was a child prodigy on guitar who by some miracle was nurtured and mentored by Buddy Guy as he grew up (Buddy took him on tour each summer). I saw Quinn about four years when he was something like 16 or so - it was pretty clear to me who had the potential to be the next great American guitar wizard. Now a few years later he is out on his own and his voice is maturing rapidly; I am convinced my first impression was correct. Whatever ever comprises "has it", Quinn "has it" in spades. Guess who I am listening to tonight, yep.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 01:54 AM (ESLBo)

501 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 01:55 AM (arJlL)

502 Hiya JT

Posted by: Doof at October 16, 2021 02:07 AM (mZUr4)

503 I assume Santa Fe and Taos are full of liberal kooks, but both have enough outdoor splendor that I would be able to ignore them. NM is probably cheaper than AZ or NV just because it does not share a border with CA. Albuquerque is pretty awful.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 02:09 AM (ulaXh)

504 Still up

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 02:11 AM (2JoB8)

505 Still up
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 02:11 AM (2JoB

Same

Posted by: Doof at October 16, 2021 02:12 AM (mZUr4)

506 July and August in central TX are oppressive.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 01:28 AM (ulaXh)
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i spent 21 years in BDU's, a small portion of which where at Ft Sam, and, a few weeks at "The Great Place"... Texas weather is something i'm familiar with, as are it's bugs, snakes, etc.

i'm no longer in: i'll leave my air conditioned house, to get in my air conditioned car, to go to my air conditioned destination.

fire ants die like everything else. if nothing else, i can start selling aluminum sculptures made from pouring liquid metal down their holes.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 02:13 AM (ds1Bw)

507 Idaho is beautiful and has more water than lots of other western states. If I ever have to bug out of northern NV, Idaho is my next choice. Good soil, no fire ants, good people.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 02:14 AM (ulaXh)

508 Got to go to Philadelphia again just for morning but not leaving until 6am

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 02:17 AM (2JoB8)

509 Thanks for what you did.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 12:43

That's very cool BC. You were a teacher, I think of you as a bartender am I confused?

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 02:19 AM (55Qr6)

510
That's very cool BC. You were a teacher, I think of you as a bartender am I confused?

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 02:19 AM (55Qr6)
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same thing... or is that counselor?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 02:22 AM (ds1Bw)

511 503 I assume Santa Fe and Taos are full of liberal kooks, but both have enough outdoor splendor that I would be able to ignore them. NM is probably cheaper than AZ or NV just because it does not share a border with CA. Albuquerque is pretty awful. Posted by: Eric Schmidt
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Santa Fe is LA plus it is the capitol. New Mexico is run a Woke Uniparty cabal that would sit in for the California legislature. I am not holding my breath they will be booted from power anytime soon. Taos is complicated, crazy comes to mind too. You either fit in or you don't. With that said New Mexican culture is a thing unto itself and is still gracious and lovely (except for the criminals - they are pretty epic at times). Albuquerque's issues are a thang, they really are (Breaking Bad was more of documentary than fiction at times). However, most of the issues are localized to certain areas of town and if you don't live in those areas and don't spend lots of time in those areas it is a pretty normal place to live for the most part. Provided you are OK with an occasional high speed car chase which can include shoot outs - it is New Mexico, what can I say. I love ABQ for all kinds of reasons.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 02:24 AM (ESLBo)

512 Idaho is beautiful and has more water than lots of other western states. If I ever have to bug out of northern NV, Idaho is my next choice. Good soil, no fire ants, good people.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 02:14 AM (ulaXh)
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with all my ortho issues, Idaho would mean not being able to walk, use my hands, or do much of anything else, w/o pain, for about 6 months of the year. Boise, in mid-summer, in the mid-90's was pretty cool, from what i could see during that AT to Gowan Field.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 02:26 AM (ds1Bw)

513 More New Mexico. Las Cruces is a city of 120K and it is dead livable. My take on the place it is just beginning to grow into something that, more likely than not, is going to turn into one of those epic places to live. The Organ Mountains just at the edge of town are profoundly beautiful and are an utterly unique landscape. Silver City is full of old hippies, it is sort of like Taos but with more walkers - I love the place, I really do. Rural New Mexico makes up the rest of the state and if that is your vibe this is a spectacular place to be.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 02:30 AM (ESLBo)

514 Been to most states, never been to Idaho

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 02:30 AM (2JoB8)

515 daho is beautiful and has more water than lots of other western states. If I ever have to bug out of northern NV, Idaho is my next choice. Good soil, no fire ants, good people.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at October 16, 2021 02:14 AM (ulaXh)

Idaho has always been a place conservatives consider to be a place to bug out to. I remember in the 70s people who moved to Idaho or planned to move there. There is nothing new about this,in fact, our side has been saying the same thing for half a century.

I would throw in some other states like WV into the mix. I would also throw in KY and PA but PA is very shaky. They likely have as many conservatives as any other state. But they have cheaters in Philly and Pittsburgh that would make DC blush.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2021 02:31 AM (NXntH)

516 OK, now 1 hour to go.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 02:32 AM (2JoB8)

517 Idaho has always been a place conservatives consider to be a place to bug out to. I remember in the 70s people who moved to Idaho or planned to move there. There is nothing new about this,in fact, our side has been saying the same thing for half a century. Posted by: Quint
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My understanding is Idaho, Bosie in particular, is being overrun by the Woke Uniparty members that somehow managed to escape from Seattle and Portland. Things are changing fast all over the Western states.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 16, 2021 02:34 AM (ESLBo)

518 Been to most states, never been to Idaho
Posted by: Skip

But ya kinda like the music ?

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 02:39 AM (arJlL)

519 Hiya Doof !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 02:39 AM (arJlL)

520 Nite all, I'm fading fast.

Let's Go Brandon...that just cracks me up.

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2021 02:43 AM (55Qr6)

521 "The Thing" picture is excellent.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 02:57 AM (nzEdf)

522 That's very cool BC. You were a teacher, I think of you as a bartender am I confused?

....

I also work at a trade school teaching people to bartend.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 03:23 AM (7F9te)

523 The best part of the puppy KO is that he stayed there fully expecting the cat to come back and continue playing with him.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 16, 2021 03:28 AM (SX9Cn)

524 I also work at a trade school teaching people to bartend.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2021 03:23 AM (7F9te)
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a field that most people would think didn't require training... at least at first glance, and most folks don't even think *that* far.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 03:29 AM (ds1Bw)

525 WANTED: Honest and S*ber Bartender....

will settler for either.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 03:31 AM (ds1Bw)

526 Never did get back to sleep

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 03:33 AM (2JoB8)

527 The nerds are awake upstairs

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 03:35 AM (EZebt)

528 Great collection of stuff tonight, WeirdDave! I love The Thing.

And thank you for your expression of incandescent rage at the stupid racist libtards who think black kids can't learn anything. It's infuriating. They've stolen their lives and ought to be - I dunno, severely punished somehow. What would be appropriate?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 16, 2021 03:45 AM (Mzdiz)

529 The best part of the puppy KO is that he stayed there fully expecting the cat to come back and continue playing with him.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 16, 2021 03:28 AM (SX9Cn)

We got a beagle pup (Roy), and the first time he charged up to the cat, he got his lip hooked by a claw. Owowow! Thereafter, he always swung his butt around at the last minute to do a hip-check.

He was lucky he never got Claude Balls.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 16, 2021 03:49 AM (Mzdiz)

530 What would be appropriate?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 16, 2021 03:45 AM (Mzdiz)
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nothing that wouldn't get you banned, or, if the talk continued, this blog shut down.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 03:50 AM (ds1Bw)

531 Well then.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 16, 2021 03:54 AM (Mzdiz)

532 Well then.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 16, 2021 03:54 AM (Mzdiz)
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baseball been berry berry good to me... maybe you too?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 16, 2021 04:02 AM (ds1Bw)

533 I'm pretty stoic, didn't cry when my dad died, or when my mom died, or when my sister died, or when my brother died.

I have to admit, the video of the kid finding out parents fought for his right not to wear a mask and won got me teary eyed.

Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at October 16, 2021 12:08 PM (hQhVs)

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