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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Domenico Ghirlandaio
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 08:31 AM (arJlL)
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Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 08:33 AM (4I/2K)
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Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:33 AM (Bmy3R)
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Posted by: Joe Blowout Biden at October 20, 2021 08:34 AM (/6GbT)
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Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:34 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 08:34 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at October 20, 2021 08:34 AM (aQ25I)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (MxeNo)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (jc1m8)
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (Tnijr)
Shit...did Ace fire us for being too white?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (w1NDT)
Posted by: runningrn at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (veEgu)
They're both white so not real art based on today's definition. See I can be a docent in Chicago.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (jc1m
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The guest room that the mother in law has been in for a few weeks too long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: John Weaver at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (AwYPR)
*****
I can guess where the Horde is going to go with this one. Buckle up kids!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 08:35 AM (1ais2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
The guy with the riding lawnmower had a bit too much time on his hands.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (mLSmu)
Posted by: Gerry Sandusky - PSU at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (mZUr4)
Other than that, the painting screams "unfortunate implications".
Posted by: Another Anon at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (bW28E)
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (ynMq0)
Posted by: Ziba at October 20, 2021 08:36 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Jimmy Durante at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (ACi07)
Likey. Would burn, not hang .
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (haWye)
The music at Newark Airport is good!
Elvis Costello!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (w1NDT)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 08:38 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
He would but he accidentally banned himself for the same reason
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 08:38 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 20, 2021 08:38 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:38 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: weew at October 20, 2021 08:38 AM (EaEMG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
He would but he accidentally banned himself for the same reason
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 08:38 AM (YZG/i)
Oh is THAT his excuse.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 08:38 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Ziba at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (S1hrL)
The music at Newark Airport is good!
Elvis Costello!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Goin' somewheres ?
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (45fpk)
Is that what that is? I thought somebody had folded the painting and the tree ended up on his forehead.
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (fFtVH)
the red is a nice color, but i can't even take in the technique to appreciate it, or the detail, as the man is so off putting i don't want to look deeper at it.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (8D42x)
Is this The Bulwark or The Dispatch?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:33 AM (Bmy3R)
This art is available for anyone to use. They both picked it for the cover of their annual get together program.
Posted by: Picture Library at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (7bRMQ)
The scene in the background looks like a painting on the wall rather than a window.
Oh -and Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 20, 2021 08:40 AM (DdoxZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 20, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)
The music at Newark Airport is good!
Elvis Costello!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Goin' somewheres ?
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)
And if so why aren't ya driving like the cool kids? ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 08:40 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 20, 2021 08:40 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 20, 2021 08:40 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 08:40 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2021 08:40 AM (MxeNo)
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (h0K04)
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)
Nope...I just like hanging out in airports.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (w1NDT)
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (rDgjh)
Posted by: runningrn at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (kAbVT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM (MH0eD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM (flINI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021
***
"Ah, hah-cha-cha-cha-cha!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: WC Fields at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (w1NDT)
Have you considered the opportunities offered in bus terminal restrooms?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: From that time at October 20, 2021 08:43 AM (4780s)
Elvis Costello!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (w1NDT)
How bad is the whole airport situation in general though? Or maybe not that bad?
My most memorable airport music situation came while I was going through the Buffalo airport at some ungodly early hour and realized they were actually playing Brian Eno's "Music for Airports"...in the airport! And it sounded AWESOME. The only time I've ever heard that piece in its intended environment. Something about the mostly-deserted, red-eye flight time of the night just fit the music perfectly.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:43 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 20, 2021 08:43 AM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Jimmy Durante at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Oddbob "
Yes. There is a 4 episode show "The Renaissance Unchained" that I found quite entertaining and he speaks of that. I can't remember the guy's name but he's a character. Well worth watching.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (Tnijr)
There once was an old man named Moses
Who featured the King of All Noses
'Twas knobby and bumpy
Distorted and lumpy
Is it Neurofibromatosis?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 08:37 AM (ACi07)
Gawd I hate you art snobs.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (mZOHK)
Safe travels!
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (DU+/6)
The Renaissance Unchained
In this series critic and writer Waldemar Januszczak challenges the traditional review that the European Renaissance originated in southern Europe, advocating a case for the north instead.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
"Jury finds white #BLM protester not guilty in assault on openly gay Dem state senator in Wisconsin"
OK, now I know what I think.
Jeryl Bier
@JerylBier
Last paragraph: "I tried telling them, 'Why are you doing this? I am an ally of yours,'" he said last year.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Pick one up in San Fran for free
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Neil, Scumbag College at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (X5Gpg)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (DU+/6)
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NOW you're starting to catch on...
Posted by: Old Man at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM (nxdel)
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Excellent, of course! Some fog to burn off this morning, but warm and otherwise sunny. I'm on the carport watching the main road. Where the heck is everybody?
This morning's art is, um, interesting.
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (h0K04)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (4I/2K)
The Renaissance Unchained
In this series critic and writer Waldemar Januszczak challenges the traditional review that the European Renaissance originated in southern Europe, advocating a case for the north instead.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (Tnijr)
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It was originated by a black woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (LvTSG)
An elderly gentleman Karol
Tried to sooth his young grandson Daryll
"My face, as it is,
Was not always like this.
You see, I just got released from the Barrel"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (CAJOC)
"It doesn't feel pity, remorse, or fear. It absolutely won't stop until you're dead."
Posted by: johnd01 at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: m at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2021 08:46 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (DU+/6)
Dude looks like a lady, age 5
Posted by: S Tyler at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (DdoxZ)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (yDUzC)
Posted by: Steven Tyler at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (flINI)
Jeryl Bier
@JerylBier
Last paragraph: "I tried telling them, 'Why are you doing this? I am an ally of yours,'" he said last year.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (d9FiS)
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It's Trump's fault when you think about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (6mvRv)
He's just following the ruling class example for mask mandates
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (gtDDG)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (UHVv4)
Lot's of you need to clock some mirror time and pray that one day you have a soul like his.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (1ais2)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (45fpk)
I also like the detail of the landscape seen through the window. (I think that 'through the window' use was a style of the period.) Reminds me of the Mona Lisa.
Check out some of Ghirlandaio's other paintings on the Wiki page. They have a startling level of complex detail and are worth a look.
Posted by: JTB at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (YZG/i)
Yes, please do that one!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
I have a Samsung Galaxy S10...and it's great. Good connectivity, the embedded apps work fairly well, and the damned thing is indestructible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (w1NDT)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (gtDDG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Weasel
Stand on your tippy-toes and look ENE about 380 miles away - that's me waving.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (mLSmu)
Posted by: 496 at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (1ais2)
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Wait until we start talking about the back fat on impossibly slim super models...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (DU+/6)
Dude looks like a lady. *blues harmonica rampage*
Posted by: Steven Tyler at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (4I/2K)
Cool! Well, look at me being all artsy history-ish, making connections and sh*t. I should go volunteer as a docent somewhere.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2021
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Acceptable hair length for children was not always Marine cut or Ivy League style, I'd guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (/XOcP)
This is a snozz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
I saw Jimmy Durante in the corner crying.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
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My LG G7 thinQ has been a tough bastard for three years. I like the LG line.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (nxdel)
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See you soon!
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2021 08:50 AM (h0K04)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Acceptable hair length for children was not always Marine cut or Ivy League style, I'd guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
They used to have baptismal dresses for boys.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 08:50 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: John Carpenter at October 20, 2021 08:50 AM (2/FOp)
Posted by: Afghan Man - Rent Boy Association at October 20, 2021 08:50 AM (a1fMq)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:47 AM (UHVv4)
"Elephantoplasty" - He has to wash himself in a special way, he can only eat buns, and he's not allowed on public transport.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2021 08:50 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Rick Wilson's Lincoln Project Child Trafficking Ring at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (o6WqV)
"The painting's provenance is uncertain until 1880, when it entered the Louvre, and then only after it was rejected by the Kaiser Friedrich Museum in Berlin out of concern for its condition. Several commentators in the late 19th century reported that the picture had been abraded by overcleaning, and there were disfiguring scratches on the man's face. In 1996 the scratches and areas of discolored inpainting were removed, and the painting was cleaned and retouched."
Mind you, I don't know if CBD's version is the cleaned and restored 1996 version or an earlier version with the damage.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (UHVv4)
I see you weren't around for the comments on some of ace's Kate Upton posts?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (d9FiS)
My initial thought was akin to seeing mother-in-law driving your new Cadillac off a cliff.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (DdoxZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
And the man looks like he was hit with the ugly stick.
Repeatedly !
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (twAZ/)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (gtDDG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (flINI)
I've information hair extensions, wiener tucking, and transtestical,
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (d9FiS)
This is funnier than "Airplane!"
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (ntcFS)
Lot's of you need to clock some mirror time and pray that one day you have a soul like his.
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I agree. Such a loving, sympathetic look on Grandpa's face; and the boy not revolted by Grandpa's appearance.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 08:49 AM (rLfOT)
Moss? Fungus? Mold & Mildew?
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:53 AM (gtDDG)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 08:53 AM (mLSmu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
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I've got a Galaxy A20 that I like well enough. The A-series is the cheaper version of the S-series.
A couple of things it doesn't do that I kind of miss (but have adapted to):
- Wireless charging. It was nice just being able to set my phone on a pad instead of plugging it in. That said, though, if you use a charger designed for the phone, it charges really quickly
- No flashing light when I've got messages. I have to wake up the phone to check.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2021 08:53 AM (CAJOC)
The Renaissance Unchained
In this series critic and writer Waldemar Januszczak challenges the traditional review that the European Renaissance originated in southern Europe, advocating a case for the north instead.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 08:45 AM (Tnijr)
Doing a quick review of the art, it doesn't look like the northern regions really grasped vanishing point and perspective on the same level, and certainly not as early(it did originate in Italy after all).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 20, 2021 08:53 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 08:50 AM (OCTRt)
Well, it's a gown, not a dress. My mother made one. My brother, sister, and I, as well as all of our children, were Christened in it. Mom stitched all our names into the hem.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2021 08:54 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:54 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 20, 2021 08:54 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
I have a Samsung Galaxy S10...and it's great. Good connectivity, the embedded apps work fairly well, and the damned thing is indestructible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
They don't make them anymore, but I used to have an HTC that had an IR emitter. Paired with a certain app and I could and did take over TV's in waiting rooms. Loved that phone. That was back when you could access the battery. Had a double thick extended play battery.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 08:54 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021 08:55 AM (8UGFR)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
I knew you were going to say that.
Posted by: Nostrildamus at October 20, 2021 08:55 AM (2/FOp)
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I've had better.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (UHVv4)
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I've had better.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (UHVv4)
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Meh... belly fat
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (flINI)
Heh. I thought it was going to be Klaus Kinski as Nosferatu the Vampyre.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (Bmy3R)
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We deserve a Kate Upton post after this picture.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (sX1BW)
No hips and bleached hair.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (gtDDG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 08:57 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 08:57 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 20, 2021 08:58 AM (/6GbT)
No hips and bleached hair.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:56 AM (gtDDG)
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Man feet... she'll never get close enough to the kitchen counter to make a decent sandwich
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 20, 2021 08:58 AM (flINI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG)
I'd say that's true and I don't know enough about it to say whether or not the guy has a point, I just enjoyed watching the show. Especially the one about Bosch.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 08:59 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:59 AM (gtDDG)
https://bit.ly/3pmD0P4
I wasn't aware of that particular title of Jesus. I fully believe he'd be really good at bowling though.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 08:59 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Dr Nick Riviera at October 20, 2021 08:59 AM (a1fMq)
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I think so, but it wouldn't hurt to post another picture just to be sure.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM
Because of this place, I now snicker like a 12-yr-old when I drive on the Pike and pass the sign "Entering Upton".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
That is probably the coldest neg I have ever heard.
Kudos.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (OCTRt)
I see you weren't around for the comments on some of ace's Kate Upton posts?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 08:51 AM (bDqIh)
> I get it. I'm mad on the internet and therefore losing. I just feel very protective towards those two even though they don't exist. I am honestly laughing at myself over it.
PS. Upton is not same same. She threw her body out there for $$$ like a pro athlete.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (1ais2)
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And those elbows! I've seen truckers with shapelier ones.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (UHVv4)
I am the very model of a modern Four Star Admiral,
Both masculine and feminine , and also quite chimerical,
I never had my menses, but I fight my fights hysterical
I stand up when I use the loo, my perfume's atmospherical
I'll very well describe for you, my matters urological,
I understand all genders too, both real and mythological,
About bigender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With th' svelte and girlish figure of a manly hippopotamoose.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I snorted and scared the dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:01 AM (OCTRt)
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I think so, but it wouldn't hurt to post another picture just to be sure.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (sX1BW)
=========
For Science:
https://tinyurl.com/dzedy3ht
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 20, 2021 08:48 AM (45fpk)
feature not a bug, it is wisconsin after all...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 20, 2021 09:02 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: hammer-headed bat at October 20, 2021 09:02 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 09:02 AM (Tnijr)
Agreed, the three-day battery is great. They're not too cluttered up with bloatware (lookin' at you, Samsung), performance is good, camera is adequate.
One thing to pay attention to is that at least as of the G7/G8 range, the South American versions, which are typically the cheapest on Amazon, had two SIM slots and twice the internal memory, did not have NFC and depending on carrier may not have all the US bands necessary. I'm on AT&T and it works fine everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2021 09:02 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: WC Fields at October 20, 2021 08:42 AM
***
And how!
Posted by: Jimmy Durante at October 20, 2021 08:44 AM
Handsome fella. No homo.
Posted by: Henry Waxman at October 20, 2021 09:03 AM (4I/2K)
Gaaaaaaaa!!! WTF, old man?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2021 09:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 09:04 AM (Bmy3R)
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I think so, but it wouldn't hurt to post another picture just to be sure.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (sX1BW)
=========
For Science:
https://tinyurl.com/dzedy3ht
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:01 AM
Oh, my...
Posted by: Mirror Universe George Takei at October 20, 2021 09:04 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:04 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:04 AM (snOaV)
I am the very model of a modern Four Star Admiral,
Both masculine and feminine , and also quite chimerical,
I never had my menses, but I fight my fights hysterical
I stand up when I use the loo, my perfume's atmospherical
I'll very well describe for you, my matters urological,
I understand all genders too, both real and mythological,
About bigender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With th' svelte and girlish figure of a manly hippopotamoose.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (5Woea)
>>> weeping with laughter hahahahha
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 09:04 AM (1ais2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2021 09:05 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I snorted and scared the dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:01 AM
My work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:05 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 09:05 AM (SchQD)
I think I shall.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:04 AM (snOaV)
Don't be scared, they're not offense to someone's grandma.
Posted by: Chest Thread Girls at October 20, 2021 09:05 AM (7bRMQ)
I think Muldoon just won the interwebz for the day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:05 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 08:54 AM (Bmy3R)
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That's the malign influence of Little Lord Fauntleroy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 20, 2021 09:05 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 09:02 AM (Tnijr)
Ace had that on a cafe thread a couple of weeks back.
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:06 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2021 09:07 AM (6eRlp)
My work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:05 AM (m+jkK)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 20, 2021 09:07 AM (B0mGw)
I think I shall.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:04 AM (snOaV)
That's almost like reading the content.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 09:08 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 09:08 AM (1ais2)
I am the very model of a modern Four Star Admiral,
Both masculine and feminine , and also quite chimerical,
I never had my menses, but I fight my fights hysterical
I stand up when I use the loo, my perfume's atmospherical
I'll very well describe for you, my matters urological,
I understand all genders too, both real and mythological,
About bigender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With th' svelte and girlish figure of a manly hippopotamoose.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (5Woea)
--------------------------
For some reason, my brain decided it had to be read in the voice of Sideshow Bob.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2021 09:08 AM (CAJOC)
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. I can hear him now. "Yes Marco. You too can be a great astrophysicist, but you must take ore maths."
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:08 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:59 AM (gtDDG)
Tell that to Jennifer Lawrence and her leaked bukkake pictures.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. I can hear him now. "Yes Marco. You too can be a great astrophysicist, but you must take ore maths."
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:08 AM (axyOa)
You just HAD to mention math didn't you.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (e3BA1)
Posted by: Glenn John at October 20, 2021 09:10 AM (Rmprz)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 08:59 AM (gtDDG)
Tell that to Jennifer Lawrence and her leaked bukkake pictures.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, "leaked", that's it.
Posted by: Harvey W. at October 20, 2021 09:10 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:06 AM
Mornin', MP4.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:10 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Have you never heard the song "Entering Marion?"
https://tinyurl.com/5n86c42y
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:11 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 20, 2021 09:11 AM (FA5Pj)
Fiston Ngoy, 35, was arrested and charged in the horrifying attack on Wednesday on board a Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) train near the suburb of Upper Darby.
Ngoy entered the US on a student visa in 2012, but remained after the visa was terminated in 2015, and was protected from deportation by the immigration system despite multiple convictions.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 20, 2021 09:11 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 20, 2021 09:12 AM (KbCG3)
Federal regulators will meet over the next two weeks to weigh the benefits of giving shots to kids, after lengthy studies meant to ensure the safety of the vaccines. Within hours of formal approval, expected after the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention advisory meeting scheduled for Nov. 2-3, doses will begin shipping to providers across the country, along with smaller needles necessary for injecting young kids, and within days will be ready to go into the arms of kids on a wide scale. -AP
According to the announcement, the White House has secured enough to supply more than 25,000 doses for pediatricians and primary care physicians who have already signed up to deliver the vaccine, while the country now has enough Pfizer vaccine to jab roughly 28 million kids who will soon be eligible, meaning this won't be a slow roll-out like we saw 10 months ago when doses and capacity issues meant adults had to wait.
Meanwhile, the White House is rolling out an 'advertising' campaign to convince parents and kids that the vaccine is safe and effective.
Posted by: George Costanza at October 20, 2021 09:12 AM (Do5/p)
Let's go Brandon.
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2021 09:12 AM (Tnijr)
.....
Meanwhile, the White House is rolling out an 'advertising' campaign to convince parents and kids that the vaccine is safe and effective.
Posted by: George Costanza at October 20, 2021 09:12 AM (Do5/p)
It's totally safe.
Posted by: Stan at October 20, 2021 09:13 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)
Nope...I just like hanging out in airports.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (w1NDT)
***
Sheesh! But Newark???
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:13 AM (axyOa)
Meanwhile, the White House is rolling out an 'advertising' campaign to convince parents and kids that the vaccine is safe and effective. According to the report, "the administration believes trusted messengers - educators, doctors, and community leaders - will be vital to encouraging vaccinations."
"COVID has also disrupted our kids lives. It's made school harder, it's disrupted their ability to see friends and family, it's made youth sports more challenging," said surgeon general Dr. Vivek Murthy in a Wednesday statement to NBC. "Getting our kids vaccinated, we have the prospect of protecting them, but also getting all of those activities back that are so important to our children."
According to Murthy, the administration is leaving the question of mandates for school, local and state officials. To top it all off, CDC Chief Rochelle Walensky says her agency will still recommend that children wear masks in schools even after the vaccine is approved for kids.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 20, 2021 09:14 AM (Do5/p)
Tell that to Jennifer Lawrence and her leaked bukkake pictures.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, "leaked", that's it.
Posted by: Harvey W. at October 20, 2021 09:10 AM (ACi07)
After her iCloud account was hacked.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Nope...I just like hanging out in airports.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2021 08:41 AM (w1NDT)
***
Sheesh! But Newark???
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:13 AM (axyOa)
One of THE worst airports I've ever been in. And I've flown through St. Louis.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/s3fpr8k6
and every single fact check/debunking just says "nah point #1/2/etc isn't true because this expert says so".
There is NO data. It is astounding.
Posted by: John Weaver18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:15 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:15 AM (ESjRY)
Tell that to Jennifer Lawrence and her leaked bukkake pictures.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, "leaked", that's it.
Posted by: Harvey W. at October 20, 2021 09:10 AM (ACi07)
After her iCloud account was hacked.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
JLaw was hacked too?!
Posted by: John Podesta at October 20, 2021 09:15 AM (ACi07)
I presume most of these pop tarlets sort of hope they'll get hacked.
No one casts JL because she can act. They cast her because she is good looking, and this is another way to keep "hey look how hot I am" in the press.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:16 AM (ESjRY)
https://tinyurl.com/s3fpr8k6
and every single fact check/debunking just says "nah point #1/2/etc isn't true because this expert says so".
There is NO data. It is astounding.
Posted by: []18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:15 AM (ESjRY)
You're supposed to TRUST us, peasant.
Posted by: EXPERTS!!! at October 20, 2021 09:17 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:17 AM (4I/2K)
https://tinyurl.com/5n86c42y
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:11 AM
LMAO!
I hadn't heard that one. Now every time I visit family in Mattapoisett I'll be snickering at the Marion town line.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:17 AM (m+jkK)
What is "lengthy" to those lying shits, two weeks?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:18 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
====
Ever hear the song "Entering, Marion" by John Forster? Came out in the early 60's I think. Funny, but never mentions Upton.
Lowell, Lawrence, Athol and others do get the nod.
Posted by: From that time at October 20, 2021 09:19 AM (4780s)
Well, that settles it. How dare you white supremacists hold them to your cultural standards? Rape is a human right.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 20, 2021 09:19 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 20, 2021 09:19 AM (o2MD2)
They quit animal testing because it killed Every. Animal.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 20, 2021 09:19 AM (B0mGw)
What is "lengthy" to those lying shits, two weeks?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 20, 2021 09:18 AM (y7DUB)
That's a really long time!
Posted by: That Guy Who Said the Constitution Was Like 100 Years Old at October 20, 2021 09:20 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:17 AM (4I/2K)
Verizon should offer a free flip phone too. They're offering the smartphone, but if you ask, they should give you a Kyocera or something.
obligatory shill for Sunbeam phones, made
https://sunbeamwireless.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:20 AM (P4LRL)
Now I get to annoy every thread all day.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 20, 2021 09:20 AM (jc1m8)
My fave airport is Malaga. Sure it is small but it has a certain style. I doubt too many Americans have been there but it is a good airport.
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021 09:20 AM (8UGFR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 20, 2021 09:19 AM (B0mGw)
Rape is infrastructure.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (DTX3h)
I've information hair extensions, wiener tucking, and transtestical,
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2021 08:52 AM (Y5qcH)
The name "HMS Pinafore" was supposed to sound comedic...and now...well...not so much
Posted by: Mishdog at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: EXPERTS!!!
You know just how much trust I have in my fellow man?
I look BOTH WAYS before crossing a one way street.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (OCTRt)
What is "lengthy" to those lying shits, two weeks?
Pretty much every Zombie movie starts with the premise that some new medical wonder drug wasn't tested long enough before they just started giving it to every one.
I used to think that was dumb - who would be crazy enough to do that in our sue crazy America.
But now I see we took companies with a history of doing just that - hello Pfizer! - and gave them immunity form being sued.
I still think some red state governor should sue anyway. Let the SC say you can't sue Pfizer for giving you life long damage to your heart for their clot shot.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (ESjRY)
Lowell, Lawrence, Athol and others do get the nod.
Posted by: From that time at October 20, 2021 09:19 AM
MP4 mentioned in at 239. Hadn't heard it, but Athol is another one that makes me snigger inappropriately.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2021
***
And why not? Kelsey Grammer has one of the great TV/radio voices. Imagine Frasier and Niles reading alternate verses.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:23 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2021 09:24 AM (BVsnJ)
obligatory shill for Sunbeam phones, made fromfor CenobitesMennonites:
https://sunbeamwireless.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:20 AM (P4LRL)
Yeah the 2 "free" phone options Verizon is offering are both 1-star rated craptastic phones. And they would charge me a $35 "upgrade fee" [to 4G LTE] on either one. So not, get this, actually free. Thanks for the Sunbeam link.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:24 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 09:24 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: CN at October 20, 2021 09:24 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)
Heh.
I just spent three days in Athol. Its a nice little community. Look quick though as its small and you could miss it while passing thru.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:25 AM (axyOa)
My fave airport is Malaga. Sure it is small but it has a certain style. I doubt too many Americans have been there but it is a good airport.
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021
***
Most airports I've been in (all in America) look alike, except for Albuquerque's. You know you're there and not in Denver or NO or O'Hare.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:25 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 20, 2021 09:25 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 20, 2021 09:25 AM (jc1m8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2021 09:26 AM (DJFLF)
I look BOTH WAYS before crossing a one way street.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM (OCTRt)
*looks both ways at a traffic circle*
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:26 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (DJFLF)
I just spent three days in Athol. Its a nice little community. Look quick though as its small and you could miss it while passing thru.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:25 AM (axyOa)
I hope you at least waved at me as you drove by!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (OCTRt)
I am the very model of a modern Four Star Admiral,
Both masculine and feminine , and also quite chimerical,
I never had my menses, but I fight my fights hysterical
I stand up when I use the loo, my perfume's atmospherical
I'll very well describe for you, my matters urological,
I understand all genders too, both real and mythological,
About bigender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With th' svelte and girlish figure of a manly hippopotamoose.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2021 09:00 AM (5Woea)
Bravo! I heard that in Kelsey Grammers voice.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (ESjRY)
Do you care about staying with Verizon or getting a flip vs. smartphone are you just looking to get the cheapest phone on any carrier?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (/VWLE)
========
I heard it in Spongebob Squarepants' voice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 09:28 AM (1ais2)
I loved Key West airport from decades ago. Very laid back. It's probably been updated though
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2021 09:29 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 20, 2021 09:29 AM (tXScv)
If he were a human running a marathon, he'd be at mile 18, and the commentators would be counting him out . . . yet he continues to plod forward.
Since we've got his food settled, all the same Rx stuff, I wonder if I could bring his adopted brother Wolf back, even if just for a visit. Maybe he misses the big black cat. He grew up with other cats, and he and Wolf have been roommates and playmates for 10 years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:31 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:22 AM
It's not damaging to your heart, it's just taxing to your heart.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at October 20, 2021 09:31 AM (Do5/p)
****
Wonderful news, Wolfus!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:32 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2021 09:32 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: klaftern at October 20, 2021 09:32 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 20, 2021 09:33 AM (tXScv)
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2021 09:33 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)
I heard that Athol was changing their name because they're tired of all the juvenile jokes. The new name will be Peanuts.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 20, 2021 09:33 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)
Seriously?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Although I had to go through security twice because I forgot I had my good kershaw knife in my
Purse. They let me go back and mail it to myself and then rerun through security. I'm dumb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2021 09:34 AM (p16zd)
I hope you at least waved at me as you drove by!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (Ez6QX)
I did as I cruised thru Spokane!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:34 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2021 09:32 AM
Well, I'm a classy guy. How's the life saving business? It must take a really really big zit, to kill a man! You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 20, 2021 09:35 AM (Do5/p)
So the government has managed to violate every single part of the 8th amendment. I guess the Dems must be planning on housing soldiers in private homes, since the 3rd seems to have escaped their grasp so far.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 09:35 AM (TPKPX)
Town slogan for Orange, MA is 'Orange you glad you don't live in Athol?'
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 09:35 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 09:35 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (P4LRL)
I am no longer under Verizon contract. I am smartphone hesitant for cost and distraction reasons. I am paying $25/mo for unlimited talk and text and while this dinosaur flip phone is data capable, I had Verizon shut off any data usage from the get go. The only thing I might use a data plan for is getting driving directions while away from home. Dead reckoning works fine for me, or ask whomever might be in the car. And I am still mad about Verizon ending the "New Every Two For Free" deal when I first signed up, which was before flip phones.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:36 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021
***
That happens to me when the warm sticky weather arrives. In March. It lasts until November if I'm lucky, December if I'm not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:37 AM (/XOcP)
Anybody in Athol up for a game of Cornhole?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 20, 2021 09:37 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 09:35 AM (rLfO
Bro. SPERTI SUN LAMP
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 20, 2021 09:37 AM (1ais2)
Posted by: From that time at October 20, 2021 09:37 AM (4780s)
We need to do like the lefty states do and tax the snot out of these people when they do business in our states.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 20, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
The worst anywhere, as in they will screw you over completely and utterly and straight up not care or fo anything to help? Gotta be CDG in Paris, what a nightmare ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 20, 2021 09:38 AM (6mvRv)
Colin's Father: My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Athol.
Aunt Minna: We're a long line of Athols.
Posted by: Made of Honor at October 20, 2021 09:38 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2021 09:38 AM (6Tizj)
I would argue cops have violated the 3rd by forcing people to allow them to use their house for surveillance.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 20, 2021 09:39 AM (B0mGw)
>>Seriously?!
They are close to 5 bucks a gallon in NYC.
At the current rate of destruction, we will be pining for 8 dollar gas by 2024.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2021 09:39 AM (wWbDE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 20, 2021 09:39 AM (eeRB6)
Yes. I have been married after all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (axyOa)
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Get anything from the Criterion flash sale?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
I just spent three days in Athol. Its a nice little community. Look quick though as its small and you could miss it while passing thru.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:25 AM
I'm a little further out in the 413. Closer to REDACTED. I'll be going back to the north shore soon, though. New job in Boston in the offing round about the turn of the year.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: CN at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (ONvIw)
Stay away from NoDoze.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (tXScv)
We were told there would be bewbs.
Posted by: The horde at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:37 AM (/XOcP)
The temps really haven't changed much here. It's very slightly cooler but it will never be truly cold. I think it is all the sun angle and the reduced light. I should probably go out for a walk but that would require going out for a walk. I could slip into bed again then move my legs about a bit and pretend I was walking. That sounds nice.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021 09:35 AM (rLfOT)
Hell no! Fall is my favorite season. Fills me with joy! Huntin' season! Cool weather! Sunshine! Fall colors! I freaking love it!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 20, 2021 09:41 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: 18-1
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Too hard to bring guns with us.
Posted by: From that time
Glowies.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:41 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 20, 2021 09:41 AM (jc1m8)
They are close to 5 bucks a gallon in NYC.
At the current rate of destruction, we will be pining for 8 dollar gas by 2024.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2021 09:39 AM (wWbDE)
"Quitcher Bitchin, Kulaks!"
- WaPo
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2021 09:41 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:27 AM (ESjRY)
Because in fascist, authoritarian states freedom loving people generally have to stay underground.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:41 AM (II3Gr)
Although I had to go through security twice because I forgot I had my good kershaw knife in my
Purse. They let me go back and mail it to myself and then rerun through security. I'm dumb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2021 09:34 AM (p16zd)
I always have a knife in my pocket, it's a reflex action. Wallet, knife, car key, phone, knife. I've got plenty of horror stories from friends, one tried hiding a custom Peter Rassenti knife when he foolishly took it to NY, only to have it swiped. Kids these days.
I'm leaving for CCKS tomorrow, look forward to seeing all of my stabby friends.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 09:42 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: rickb223
Seriously?!
Posted by: Jordan61
Yes. A buddy posted a photo of the pump. Supreme unleaded was $8.599.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:43 AM (OCTRt)
Heathrow and DFW are tolerable but certainly not memorable. I still stand by Malaga because the place was actually welcoming and artistic. Most airports are just a place you go to and hope to get away from imo.
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021 09:43 AM (8UGFR)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:40 AM (axyOa)
Heh. When I first moved here I pronounced it Ay-thol. And a friend of mine said, "do you know how I know you're not from here?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:43 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:43 AM (OCTRt)
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We sure could use a pipeline about now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Although I had to go through security twice because I forgot I had my good kershaw knife in my
Purse. They let me go back and mail it to myself and then rerun through security. I'm dumb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2021 09:34 AM (p16zd)
Did the same once. But I had time and did what you did. I told the TSA dude I had carried that knife through three wars and I would miss my flight before throwing it away.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (axyOa)
"I know, right?"
- Gayhead, MA now called "Aquinnah"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Someone asked me the other day if I was ready for the fall.
Took me a minute to realize they meant the weather and not civilization.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Frackin' A
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 09:42 AM
Now I need my laptop Phone, wallet, passport, keys
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
Too much shit, five fucking things
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys I'm swinging my shit all over the place
I'm hurting ya, I'm hurting ya
I'm carrying so much shit
I got a hernia, a hernia
Posted by: Adam Sandler at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 20, 2021 09:45 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Frackin' A
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (II3Gr)
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Watching Battlestar Galactica, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 09:45 AM (/U27+)
Stay away from NoDoze.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 20, 2021
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I was exaggerating. But I do hate the climate here, and most other things about Lousy-ana.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:45 AM (/XOcP)
Gas prices are so high it's now cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:45 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:43 AM (OCTRt)
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We sure could use a pipeline about now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Mean tweets and $1.67 gas for sure.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:45 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:46 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 20, 2021 09:42 AM
You said knife twice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:46 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:46 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2021
***
I must have Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder in a mild form. When the days get longer I know the brutal heat is coming, and that's depressing and exasperating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:46 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2021 09:47 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2021 09:47 AM (MxeNo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:41 AM
We had a small one in 2010. Met Jack Straw, Laura W., Dave in Texas. 18-1, too, I think. Good crowd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:47 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:36 AM (4I/2K)
I always end up going back to ting.com. They have a $70 flip phone and their voice-only is like $15/month.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:46 AM (xDXlt)
they all went all in for Biden, what else are they going to do? And even in an inflationary environment, there is an argument for stocks.
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (8UGFR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:45 AM (/XOcP)
I spent a lifetime one day at Ft Polk. Gawd! It was horrible.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:46 AM (axyOa)
Find anything? We usually go to the park once a year, when my nieces are visiting. I like it, it reminds me of Knott's Berry Farm.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: From that time at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (aCk/k)
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 20, 2021 09:38 AM (6mvRv)
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Heathrow. Topped only by Kafka International:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 20, 2021
***
Ten years ago my two made friends and were sitting in the window watching birds within an hour. Since then, of course, they scuffle and play-fight, but they also sleep together now and then, and I catch them grooming each other's heads and ears. It'll be interesting to see what happens when I bring Wolf back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (P4LRL)
Throwing in a plug for Patriot Mobile! Based in TX and supports 2A and pro-life causes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (8UGFR)
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Absolutely. I've been saying buy real estate and stocks here for a long time. That was my point saying stocks are back at record levels.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM
One rotation through the JTRC...yay.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (m+jkK)
Every day. But it's more a reaction to my own lousy life than SAD.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (TPKPX)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (Ez6QX)
Saw a couple of places that looked promising. I'm researching the area more now. Also looing a bit south towards Moscow.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:46 AM (/XOcP)
I know exactly how you feel. I felt the same way when I lived in Corpus.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (dfRN6)
This is correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM (Zdm/d)
True. There are securities and stocks that do fair/well during a recession. Arguably even during a depression. I think the end result would be losing less of one's accumulated wealth than actually making more.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021
***
Try a day down here in Haiti North.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM (/XOcP)
With Verizon's $35 upgrade fee, that's my minimum out of pocket cost baseline. I could justify spending a little more for a better phone than the Kyocera POS flipphone Verizon is trying to entice me with.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Blowout Biden at October 20, 2021 08:34 AM (/6GbT)
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Glossnose.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM (VaOnS)
"You look just like me when I was your age , grandson."
"Really, gramps?"
"Yes, sure did. I suppose you're going to grow up to look just like me."
...
...
...
"AAAAAUUUUUUGH!"
*jumps out of window*
Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2021 09:52 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2021 09:50 AM (dfRN6)
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Uh, yeah
Posted by: ballistic at October 20, 2021 09:52 AM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021
I know exactly how you feel. I felt the same way when I lived in Corpus.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021
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Not to mention the knowledge that said brutal heat will be upon you not for 3-4 months as in civilized climes, but for 9-10. Again, IF you're lucky.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:53 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (BMmaB)
Suck one dick...
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 20, 2021 09:53 AM (HwtiA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)
Was that the one at a bar across the street from the Hynes convention center? Because I was there. Met NeoNeocon.
And Ace, who, when he found out I wasn't Christopher Taylor, was mighty disappointed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:53 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (P4LRL)
Thanks, will go looksee.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:54 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (BMmaB)
Suck one dick...
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 20, 2021 09:53 AM (HwtiA)
So there's a 4:1 ribbon-to-dicksucking ratio? Is this official policy, or merely an informal tradition?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:55 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM
Appears to be.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 09:55 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2021 09:49 AM (BMmaB)
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One for each hole.
As some more on snarked, it won't be long until it's 19.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (egKxo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 20, 2021 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Best time to start building one was 10 years ago.
Always.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021
***
I do the Tracfone thing too -- $20 for 3 months, so my annual cost is $80. My LG phone from Target cost me about $40 a year ago, and while it's still performing fine, the screen has come loose just a tiny bit from the case. Light shows when the phone is on. I'd be worried that rain would damage it. Should I buy a new one? The repair places all have prices that are 5x what the cost of a new phone would be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:55 AM (II3Gr)
Oh no. Quite formal.
Posted by: General Mark Milley at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (HwtiA)
Posted by: An Observation
I recently upgraded to an iPhone 13 Max Pro 5G from a 6S. Have to say I'm impressed with the 5G range.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Butthead at October 20, 2021 09:57 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (/XOcP)
I'd keep using it until it breaks, just like anything else in these times. A phone case/screen protector should be an inexpensive option.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 20, 2021 09:58 AM (XvPQV)
Always.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (4I/2K)
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Second best time is today.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:58 AM (xDXlt)
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Now it would be 6 morons and 27 agents.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 09:58 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (OCTRt)
Did the same for a 12 mini. Damn phone is smarter than I am.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:59 AM (axyOa)
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Now it would be 6 morons and 27 agents.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 09:58 AM (sX1BW)
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Literary agents?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
And Ace, who, when he found out I wasn't Christopher Taylor, was mighty disappointed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2021 09:53 AM
I think that was the one. You and ace were there? Hell, we might have met and I just don't recall.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (m+jkK)
Once the state has established the precedent that it can order you to have something injected into your body against your consent, all bets are off. What precludes extending that logic (mandatory vaccination for the 'public good') all the way to a Handmaid's Tale scenario? A 'comfort women' scenario out of 1940 Nanking? 'Komm, frau' as in 1945 Berlin?
Truth is, we don't have to go that far. Pretty much any 'sexual emergency' experienced by one of the Moslem migrants welcomed into the EU by Mutti Merkel can be rationalized under this standard. Remember, the principle of consent was repudiated in 2021.
Posted by: craig at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (YkUuD)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (HwtiA)
Obvious FBI Guy in Jorts
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: SH
All wearing the same watch and sunglasses.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2021 10:01 AM (VWp7G)
Plus Taylor Lorenz and a Buzzfeed reporter to out and cancel all attendees.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 10:01 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Diogenes
I held out as long as I could. When apps started to no longer work, it was time. From a 6 to a 13 is a pretty good run.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 10:01 AM (OCTRt)
At Panera, we've committed to become climate positive, removing more carbon than we emit by 2050. This is a long journey, but there are actions you can take now to respect the planet. Order a Cool Food Meal or opt out of single use utensils for to go orders. Low Carbon Cool Food Meals! For more information on Panera's Climate Positive journey, visit: https://bit.ly/3jkPPFM
The Cool Food Meal badge, as used by Panera Bread in connection with select meals from its U.S. food menu, designates that a meal has low food-related greenhouse gas emissions, as determined in accordance with the rules, procedures and requirements established by World Resources Institute. For more information about Panera's Cool Food Meals, visit Panerabread-dot-com. For more information about World Resource Institute's Cool Food Meal designation program and related rules, procedures and requirements, visit:
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 20, 2021 10:02 AM (Do5/p)
Obvious FBI Guy in Jorts
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (CYnTg)
First tip for the 'ron and 'ettes in Texas...beware the guy who keeps saying "Lets Go Branding!"
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 10:02 AM (axyOa)
Obvious FBI Guy in Jorts
"Heh heh hehe, but first I must blow the barrel, right sugarchestfeeder?"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 10:02 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 10:03 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 20, 2021 10:03 AM (/TTi/)
....
Yes. When the time changes.
How considerate of the government to make sure all the waking sunlight hours are consumed by work.
Stop in for Happy Hour and the sun goes down while you're having a beer.
"Welp, it's already 6:30 pm. Gettin' late. I better head on home and get ready for work tomorrow."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 10:03 AM (snOaV)
Well, hell. I like their breakfast sandwiches. And their soup.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 10:03 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (HwtiA)
i can't get over that I am relatively young and they told us if we were gay, we were cashiered. Even in the the Army back then the training was separated between males and females. People think it was a long time ago, but it wasn't . I know because people keep telling me how young I am even though I feel old.
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021 10:04 AM (8UGFR)
Posted by: Let's go Brandon at October 20, 2021 10:04 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (/XOcP)
I'd keep using it until it breaks, just like anything else in these times. A phone case/screen protector should be an inexpensive option.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 20, 2021 09:58 AM (XvPQV)
Yep, use it until it can't do no mo. But save your contacts/texts/voicemails somehow prior to it turning up completely dead.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 10:04 AM (4I/2K)
If they really cared about respecting me, they would simply stop offering single use utensils. Don't leave it to the proles to decide to do what's right to respect me. Take away their choice altogether.
Posted by: The Planet at October 20, 2021 10:04 AM (Do5/p)
to be fair, breadmaking is, fundamentally, an exercise in carbon sequestration.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 20, 2021 10:05 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 09:51 AM
Appears to be.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Thank you.
Posted by: JT at October 20, 2021 10:05 AM (arJlL)
Obvious FBI Guy in Jorts
"Heh heh hehe, but first I must blow the barrel, right sugarchestfeeder?"
Posted by: Lizzy
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 10:05 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: quint at October 20, 2021 10:06 AM (8UGFR)
Biden Admin is freaking out about who is leaking to Posobiec, per WH official
LEAKED AUDIO: DOJ official on WH call says many federal worker religious exemptions on abortion testing are 'not sincere'
https://tinyurl.com/yz7few9b
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2021 10:06 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 20, 2021 10:02 AM (Do5/p)
So Panera now has rules, requirements and procedures for eating their food? Well Fu*k that! Guys, your bearclaws are not that good.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 10:06 AM (axyOa)
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Lunch will definitely include a side of bacon.
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2021 10:06 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 10:06 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021
***
Any recommendations for a free app to do the backups?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (/XOcP)
duct tape is your friend.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 10:02 AM (bDqIh)
You know what's fun? Trying to explain all the in-jokes to your husband at a MoMe. Like The Barrel, Victory Tits, Sponge's FIRST!!!, surprise anal otters...
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (Ez6QX)
https://tinyurl.com/yz7few9b
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2021 10:06 AM (cF8AT)
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What about people who claim to be transgender? Are any of them insincere?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: steevy
get woke, go broke
Posted by: Let's go Brandon at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (FZYNt)
>>At Panera, we've committed to become climate positive, removing more carbon than we emit by 2050.
All of the Panera's in the world emit/produce a grand total of 0.000000001 pct of atmospheric carbon.
So cutting back is rather pointless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (wWbDE)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021
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I gave up on them when they started with the face diaper nonsense. For all I know they are still bothering you about it. I haven't been back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 20, 2021 10:08 AM (jc1m8)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 09:56 AM (OCTRt)
Did the same for a 12 mini. Damn phone is smarter than I am.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 09:59 AM (axyOa)
I'm considering the iWatch7.
I like all the health reading gizmos for the (relative) accuracy you get over time.
Pricey, but probably reasonable.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2021 10:08 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM
Hell, just trying to explain the cookbook to people is tricky. When page 2 contains a cocktail called The Dildo...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2021 10:08 AM (m+jkK)
Obvious FBI Guy in Jorts
"My Nick? I'm not Nick. DO you know Nick? It's, er, uh, Willow! Gotta keep racking up those firsts, youknowhatimsayin'?"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 10:08 AM (bDqIh)
Dear Panera Bread,
I share your concerns.
The best thing we can really do for the environment is to shut down restaurants and encourage people to eat at home instead of driving all over town to restaurants.
Will you help join the movement to permanently shutter all restaurants, or are you just all talk?
Sincerely,
Bitter 'Save Our Planet' Clinger
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 10:08 AM (snOaV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
CHANS -- not trans. Come on, man!!
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 10:09 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:09 AM (YZG/i)
Biden Admin is freaking out about who is leaking to Posobiec, per WH official
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Sort of self - serving ... but have at it.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 10:09 AM (sX1BW)
Hey, we have two seasons in Houston, summer, and February.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:09 AM (TPKPX)
Dear Panera Bread,
I share your concerns.
The best thing we can really do for the environment is to shut down restaurants and encourage people to eat at home instead of driving all over town to restaurants.
Will you help join the movement to permanently shutter all restaurants, or are you just all talk?
Sincerely,
Bitter 'Save Our Planet' Clinger
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 10:08 AM (snOaV)
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Also, stop sending any emails. The server farms you use to send those output more carbon per day than I put out in a month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 20, 2021 10:10 AM (/TTi/)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 10:11 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (Ez6QX)
Or intruducing your husband to Masturbatin' Pete...and watch him not shake hands.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 10:11 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy
SNORT
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2021 10:11 AM (VWp7G)
Is that null and void?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 10:11 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Elon Musk, noted boring guy at October 20, 2021 10:11 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 10:12 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (Ez6QX)
Wouldn't want to be an 'ette having to explain The Paolo.
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 10:12 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 20, 2021 10:12 AM (tXScv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2021 10:12 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021
***
"Ewok" is another in-joke that is hard to explain. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 10:12 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:09 AM (YZG/i)
As does Chick-Fil-A
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 10:13 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:48 AM (P4LRL)
ting has a flex plan I like: $10/mo unlimited talk&text and $5/gb if data is used. $1 for a new sim card. Need to check and see if this gifted Samsung S9 is compatible. This could be a winning solution!! Thanks!
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 10:13 AM (4I/2K)
Obvious FBI Guy in Jorts
"Now. . . about this 'Kaboom' plan you guys -- uh, us mentally differnt guys are talkin' about, I know a guy who can get you explosives real cheap. He only goes by his first name, formerly a sever conservative who was so upset with Drmpf's tweets he. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 10:13 AM (bDqIh)
I like all the health reading gizmos for the (relative) accuracy you get over time.
So do we, citizen, so do we.
Posted by: CDC / NSA personal health data partnerships with Big Tech at October 20, 2021 10:13 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2021 10:13 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (CYnTg)
Sure...go ahead.....my tectonic plates could use a good fracking.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 20, 2021 10:12 AM (tXScv)
Releasing the 6th chakra over here, boss.
Posted by: La Palma Volcano at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (CYnTg)
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Did somebody say Monorail?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Sure...go ahead.....my tectonic plates could use a good fracking.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 20, 2021 10:12 AM (tXScv)
Releasing the 6th chakra over here, boss.
Posted by: La Palma Volcano at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (4I/2K)
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"I fucked a planet."
-Rick Sanchez
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (/TTi/)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (HwtiA)
I still can't get over the fact the new 4-star went to med school with Muldoon.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (UOGTL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 20, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Nah - that's more of a SHELBYVILLE idea
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (5NkmN)
But she's met a bunch of' rons and 'ettes in Denver, so she knows you're good people. I also like telling her some of the other names that pop up, like Ass Cheeks of Saturn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Lyle Langley at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:09 AM (TPKPX)
+1
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (4I/2K)
Uber....the company that exists to drive people around.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 10:15 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2021 10:16 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 20, 2021 10:00 AM (HwtiA)
I still can't get over the fact the new 4-star went to med school with Muldoon.
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To think these yahoos are the same rank as Patton.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 20, 2021 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
But a pipeline? No can do. Big Guy mandated them gone.
Posted by: Hunter B. at October 20, 2021 10:16 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: weew at October 20, 2021 10:16 AM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2021 10:02 AM (bDqIh)
You know what's fun? Trying to explain all the in-jokes to your husband at a MoMe. Like The Barrel, Victory Tits, Sponge's FIRST!!!, surprise anal otters...
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (Ez6QX)
I CAN HELP!!!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 20, 2021 10:16 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 10:16 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 10:17 AM (/XOcP)
After nine years, only one Panera Cares Cafe remains.
https://tinyurl.com/t3245wms
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 10:17 AM (snOaV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I saw Ass Cheeks of Saturn open for Uranus at the Planatarium in '78.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2021 10:17 AM (OCTRt)
The one thing that all American businesses could do that would make the most difference in "climate change" for the world is join together to demand China meet the same "greenhouse gas emissions" targets as the rest of the world.
Short of that, anything any American company does "for the planet" is nothing but virtue-signaling.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 20, 2021 10:17 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM (/XOcP)
No, not tech savvy enough. Ergo the "somehow." Magic, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 10:18 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 20, 2021 10:19 AM (/TTi/)
Posted by: KarlHungus at October 20, 2021 10:20 AM (zB2xb)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2021 10:07 AM
Drunk on Value-rite
Pudding
There should be a post listing all the in-jokes over the years. Put it in the side-bar with:
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Deal with the Cowbell?
Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 20, 2021 10:21 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
The buried and ignored lede:
How is it that the position even exists? How is it that we now have an eighth branch of the military, turned inwards, towards us, called the Health Corps, with commissioned military officers? How is it that everyone is focused on the cat-laser tranny and not the bigger, more nightmarish picture?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 20, 2021 10:45 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Kamen at October 20, 2021 10:48 AM (iXzTr)
The wife wants to retire in FL. Think she's trying to bump me off?
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2021 10:56 AM (gmo/4)
To be fair, March when the bluebonnets come out is glorious. It's our one month of paradise.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2021 10:58 AM (BMmaB)
Roots in the Revolution and the Civil War. Established in 1889.
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2021 10:59 AM (gmo/4)
The PHS has been around for a long, long time. It's always been a quasi-military department like the Coast Guard, NOAA, and Merchant Marine. A couple of centuries ago it was primarily focused on providing medical treatment for mariners in our ports and managing quarantine to make sure immigrants and seamen didn't spread diseases.
A long time ago, the Surgeon General got Vice Admiral rank. When the position of Assistant Secretary for Health was created in the 60's, somebody decided that the SG's boss should outrank him and made it a 4-star Admiral if the Assistant Secretary wanted it. As best I can tell, about 1/3 of the time the Assistant Secretary takes the rank, about 1/3 of the time the Assistant Secretary remains a civilian, and about 1/3 of the time the SG serves as acting Assistant Secretary.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2021 11:05 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at October 20, 2021 11:13 AM (w6uZg)
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Today on International Pronouns Day, we share why many people list pronouns on their email and social media profiles. Read more here on
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It's a long and winding road grandson but the Vax will get you.
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