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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Santiago Rusinol
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (O7mKc)
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:34 AM
Cafe Biden.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (gik04)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (Va3dv)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (suIXo)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (O7mKc)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fluffy at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (RLie3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (Zdm/d)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
"I am sooooo drunk!!"
The mating call of the American Two-breasted Bed Wrastler.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (suIXo)
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It's the absinthe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (MxeNo)
The fellow in the derby/bowler hat looks kind of like Toulouse-Lautrec as played by John Leguizamo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2021 08:36 AM
Employee of the Month - Thermidor
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 08:35 AM (Va3dv
Une MacqueBuque
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Uh, that's not my knee. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: The Guy at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (nybZR)
Hey, will five year olds have to carry photo ID issued by the FED?
Or will the school embed a chip in their neck?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 21, 2021 08:38 AM (4ZE6o)
Perhaps one should avoid the cube steak here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 08:38 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 08:38 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 08:38 AM (45fpk)
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What? No "Dogs Playing Poker"?
We were promised "bar art" in the nood! notices!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (pNxlR)
35 It's a nice bar.
Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (S1hrL)
LOL.
It IS Bar Art. Proven.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)
France WW I Second Place Regional Champions
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (2/FOp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (/XOcP)
France WW I Second Place Regional Champions
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)
WW II First Place Surrender Champions
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Guy at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (nybZR)
The locals would say "Où tout le monde connaît ton nom"
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:40 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ziba at October 21, 2021 08:40 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 21, 2021 08:40 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2021 08:40 AM (CzRHO)
It looks like Lesson One, Drab Palette from the "Learn to Paint Like a Wyeth Paint By Number Series" (very popular intro to painting for budding artists back in the day, that was!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:40 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 08:40 AM (flINI)
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (l1zez)
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiancee didn't show
Sometimes you want to go where nobody knows your name
And they dont care that you came
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (Rbu5d)
France WW I Second Place Regional Champions
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)
1789 Cake Eating Champions
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (/XOcP)
The Incoherents (Les Arts incoherents) was a short-lived French art movement founded by Parisian writer and publisher Jules Levy(French) (1857-1935) in 1882, which in its satirical irreverence, anticipated many of the art techniques and attitudes later associated with the avant-garde and anti-art movements such as Dada.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 21, 2021 08:33 AM
So does he. It's the cage au lait de chat. Did I get that right?
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (CQ8KO)
In Montmartre I asked my friend, Hume
In a stinky old bar full of gloom
"How d'ya you tell it apart
From an elephant's fart?"
"One's a barroom, the other's BA-RROOM!!!"[i/]
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (5Woea)
"Correct. And they will be MINE!!!! Now order me a drink. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (6FeV1)
France WW I Second Place Regional Champions
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)
1789 Cake Eating Champions
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:41 AM (mZUr4)
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1794 Completion of Public Safety Participation Award
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
She's about to say: "Why of course we'd love for Santa Claus to come stay with us!"
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (vuisn)
The locals would say "Ou tout le monde connant ton nom"
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021
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Nom nom nom
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:43 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 08:43 AM (sX1BW)
Pennant in back
France WW I Second Place Regional Champions
Posted by: rhennigantx
LOL
(Anyone who had not visited this morning's MT is thinking, "WTF is this nonsense?")
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (NpAcC)
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She's French.
She's already decided to screw him satirically, but mostly from boredom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (haWye)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
I hate that! Everywhere I go it's something different!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (MxeNo)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (NpAcC)
Well, she's from France, so...no underpants.
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Woman at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (2/FOp)
Posted by: huerfano at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:43 AM
I thought that was what the people who did read the morning thread said.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2021 08:44 AM (vuisn)
(Anyone who had not visited this morning's MT is thinking, "WTF is this nonsense?")
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:43 AM (pNxlR)
100 Comment Rule Champions
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: red speck at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Woman
She may be moved to taunt him a second time.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (CQ8KO)
As the old joke goes. "What king of girl do you think I am?" "We have already established that! Now we are just haggling over the price."
Posted by: Paladin at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (CE4w9)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (HwtiA)
Disdainful women made him so aroused.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (gik04)
100 Comment Rule Champions
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
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Does that mean that they're the champion of adhering to the rule, or the champion of breaking it most and getting away with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: red speck at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: fluffy at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (RLie3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (LvTSG)
I don't get it
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (UHVv4)
And where's the green fairy?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (cSyAR)
Disdainful women made him so aroused.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM
The judges give it a 5.
Posted by: The Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
Absinthe makes the hart grow fondant
-- cafe pennant
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (LvTSG)
I don't get it
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (mZUr4)
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Neither do I.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (LvTSG)
The woman looks very pleased that she remembered to don a fresh Depend! undergarment this evening.
Oh, yes, very pleased!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
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Does that mean that they're the champion of adhering to the rule, or the champion of breaking it most and getting away with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (LvTSG)
Isn't discussion of the 100 Comment Rule a violation of the 100 Comment Rule?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Commisar of Lysenko Gender Fluid at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (N2nfj)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods
He's the new Admiral !
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (LvTSG)
Isn't discussion of the 100 Comment Rule a violation of the 100 Comment Rule?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (6FeV1)
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The 100 Comment Rule is an enigma wrapped in a riddle drizzled with hot fudge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:48 AM (CQ8KO)
It's not a bad painting. It's just not an enjoyable scene. Glad to know the artist even if his other paintings are more attractive for my taste.
Posted by: JTB at October 21, 2021 08:48 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 08:48 AM (2NHgQ)
https://bit.ly/3vuHoww
After the morphine:
https://bit.ly/2Z85OzU
I'll stick with coffee thanks.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 08:48 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
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Does that mean that they're the champion of adhering to the rule, or the champion of breaking it most and getting away with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (LvTSG)
Yes
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:48 AM (mZUr4)
And stopped at a little cafe,
Said the waiter, "Hey Fat,
The thing.. you know... it's that"
"Monsieur Biden", said I, "Please go away"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021 08:48 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
Absinthe makes the hart grow fondant
-- cafe pennant
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Abstinence makes the fond grow harder.
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:45 AM
But of course sge would be nothing to him later after he had murdered her on the Rue de Langoir.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (0OP+5)
Try to assassinate the president to impress Jodie Foster
Spend a few decades in the loony bin
Get released and then pimp your Spotify and YouTube channels on Twitter
I'm not made of stone, so I checked out Hinckley's Spotify. It's just him singing and playing an acoustic guitar, sort of desultory country-rock, and it sucks ass. He writes hit songs like he kills presidents. Jodie ain't gonna like this either.
And now you don't have to listen for yourself. You're welcome.
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (ukNFU)
I see a painting of a waiter but no actual waiter.
And where's the green fairy?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods
Watching a celebratory WNBA Championship parade (and mighty damn lonely while doing so, too, I can tell you)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 21, 2021 08:50 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (6FeV1)
Its the first rule of the 100 comment rule - never comment about the 100 comment rule - well, for the first 100 comments?
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 08:50 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)
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She has a live otter around her neck.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:50 AM (gik04)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)
You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/tgaYtpHThIQ
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2021 08:50 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 08:51 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 21, 2021 08:51 AM (f56my)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)
Sounds slimming...
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 08:51 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 08:51 AM (BFigT)
The next iteration had waitresses showing a bit of petticoat and all-you-can-eat wings. Montmartre was never the same.
Posted by: red speck at October 21, 2021 08:51 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021
***
Brave offers "Search [your default search engine] for [the text you highlighted]."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Awn Ree Day Too Loose 'Lectric at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (F547w)
*****
She: "Geez, that sounded like a motorcycle!"
He: "Well, absinthe DOES make the fart go 'Honda'!"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (5Woea)
Started using the Vivaldi browser. Very neat. I highlighted the French, did a right click and it translated it for me. Do all browser do this?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Where's its button to shut off that infernal "The Four Seasons" background music?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (pNxlR)
Most browsers have some kind of auto-translate now. Not sure about Firefox, but Chrome's done it for a while and it was just added to Safari.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (ZGrMX)
Absinthe makes the hart grow fondant
-- cafe pennant
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 08:46 AM (YZG/i)
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A man goes to the doctor, and says "Doc, just lately I've been having really intense gas. When I fart, it sounds like a motorcycle revving"
Doc says "Have you changed your diet at all recently?"
The man says "Well, just lately, I've started drinking absinthe".
"That explains it," said the doc. "Everyone knows, absinthe makes the farts go Honda"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021 08:52 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 08:53 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 21, 2021
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My condolences, Stu.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)
He: "Well, absinthe DOES make the fart go 'Honda'!"
Posted by: Muldoon
You're killing me here Dr. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2021 08:53 AM (CQ8KO)
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Very sorry to hear that. Sincere condolences.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:53 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 08:54 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2021 08:54 AM (2/FOp)
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I am so sorry for the loss of your beautiful border collie. I had one growing up and they are wonderful dogs.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 08:54 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
She's about to say: "Why of course we'd love for Santa Claus to come stay with us!"
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (5iUNf)
Triple strength martinis FTW!
Posted by: Kris Kringle at October 21, 2021 08:55 AM (4I/2K)
The French Tailor - a limerick
Now don't think I'm being obtuse
But I'm not sure this fits my caboose
At first it felt right
And next 'twas too tight
And now, darn it all, it's toulouse!"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 08:55 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2021 08:55 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2021 08:55 AM (bDqIh)
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So no jail time for lying to Congress?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 08:56 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: flat footed and wobbly at October 21, 2021 08:56 AM (7FbwY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:56 AM (tLGqS)
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 08:56 AM (sX1BW)
Now you get jail time for telling the truth to congress.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: flat footed and wobbly at October 21, 2021 08:56 AM (7FbwY)
No wormwood. Just flat mountain dew with alcohol.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (tLGqS)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 08:42 AM (NpAcC)
So barman bring a pitcher,
Another round of brew
Well honey why don't we
Get drunk and screw.
Posted by: Monsieur James Buffett at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: flat footed and wobbly at October 21, 2021 08:56 AM (7FbwY)
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No oil of wormwood.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (gik04)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (UHVv4)
While Rand Paul laps, Facebook applies misinformation labels.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 08:58 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 08:58 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (UHVv4)
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As in, "She's like the village bicycle"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 08:59 AM (gik04)
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So very sorry, Stu.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2021 08:59 AM (mNMgp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:59 AM (tLGqS)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2021 08:59 AM (v9pBv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:59 AM (tLGqS)
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"He was taken out of context."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:00 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 08:57 AM (tLGqS)
Not bad w/a splash of Janitor in a Drum.
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 09:00 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: flat footed and wobbly at October 21, 2021 08:56 AM (7FbwY)
The old stuff was adulterated with all kinds of things that are illegal now like narcotics and poisons. You don't want the old stuff. Actual absinthe is just a liquor. And it taste like shit if you don't do the cold water thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 09:01 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 21, 2021 09:01 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 09:00 AM (AwYPR)
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And a hint of Frog's Breath.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:01 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 09:02 AM (ZGrMX)
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Does Mezcal make you smell of a Honda?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 09:02 AM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
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I needed a good laugh this morning. Amy Schumer always delivers.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:02 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Barfly, earning $14 the Hard Way at October 21, 2021 09:02 AM (4I/2K)
It's not a victory until Fauci pays some consequence either for the funding or for lying about it to Congress. Guess which one won't happen? You're right.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 09:02 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 21, 2021 09:02 AM (5Woea)
Still, there's a snippet in the trailer of Nicole as Lucy doing the famous barefoot grape-stomping scene from the show. That's encouraging.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:04 AM (/XOcP)
This sounds like a deliberate refusal by the employees to skew the data.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:04 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 09:05 AM (ueGNX)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:04 AM (B0mGw)
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Or they don't understand how averaging works.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:05 AM (gik04)
This feels like they might be throwing him under the bus to protect Biden. Except that bus-throwing is Obama's thing, and Obama seems to be deliberately trying to undermine Biden, so I don't know.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 09:06 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:04 AM (B0mGw)
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Or they don't understand how averaging works.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:05 AM (gik04)
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While amusing to say, that seems unlikely.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:07 AM (B0mGw)
********
Hot fudge enigma?
Kinky!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 21, 2021 09:07 AM (5Woea)
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Ah! Poultry in emulsion!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 21, 2021 09:02 AM (5Woea)
After enough Absinthe you just don't know what you are going to get.
Posted by: johnd01 at October 21, 2021 09:08 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:08 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:08 AM (/XOcP)
Or they're just lazy and assume we're too stupid to notice.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 09:08 AM (nfrXX)
Biden kills 2 more innocent young ladies!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 09:09 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:09 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:09 AM (OCTRt)
BREAKING: @GovRonDeSantis just announced an Emergency Legislative Session to BAN private sector employee vaccine mandates
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/hejkd8fk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 09:10 AM (ueGNX)
Biden kills 2 more innocent young ladies!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021
***
"Flew" through? Did he have his pilot's license?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:10 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:04 AM (B0mGw)
Or they don't understand how averaging works.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:05 AM (gik04)
While amusing to say, that seems unlikely.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:07 AM (B0mGw)
Or they're just lazy and assume we're too stupid to notice.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 09:08 AM (nfrXX)
Gentlemen, embrace the power of AND.
Posted by: Barfly, earning $14 the Hard Way at October 21, 2021 09:10 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yay Chekov!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:11 AM (OCTRt)
Or they're just lazy and assume we're too stupid to notice.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 09:08 AM (nfrXX)
Maybe we don't care. I wouldn't watch a Fauci movie,...unless he dies in it.
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 09:11 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:11 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2021 09:11 AM (DU+/6)
BREAKING: @GovRonDeSantis just announced an Emergency Legislative Session to BAN private sector employee vaccine mandates
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)
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"This is antithetical to liberty. Private businesses should be able to demand health care decisions from their employees at will. For liberty."
-Jonah Goldberg
"I hate hicks."
-Kevin Williamson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:11 AM (LvTSG)
Glad to hear he's doing better and now can work on the sequel to "The Cherry Orchard."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 09:11 AM (ueGNX)
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Please. Please.
Let the actual first legislation on all this be bans on the mandates.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:12 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: flounder at October 21, 2021 09:12 AM (KnJdm)
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Or they're just lazy and assume we're too stupid to notice.
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But again, I think this is more about their comment on their supervisors being too stupid and lazy to notice. It would seem to me that it would be easier to change the inputs than to re-write the code that displays the number. someone had to manually change the webpage to get that. And the person who dictated that be done had to know someone would notice at some point.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 09:13 AM (tLGqS)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 09:13 AM (aENAX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Yay Chekov!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021
***
We're going to try bringing his adopted brother, the big black Wolf cat, back over this weekend and see if it perks him up a little. No doubt Wolf will be fine with it; there'll be more food he can snatch. I'll have to watch to make sure Chekov gets his full share.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:14 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
I needed a good laugh this morning. Amy Schumer always delivers.
Posted by: SH
It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:14 AM (OCTRt)
BREAKING: @GovRonDeSantis just announced an Emergency Legislative Session to BAN private sector employee vaccine mandates
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)
++++
It's a dystopian nightmare.
Posted by: Those Anti-DeSantis Ads at October 21, 2021 09:14 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:14 AM (LvTSG)
Give this another 2-3 months and we'll either be under Aussie style lockdowns at his behest or not. If not, he's done.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 09:14 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 09:14 AM (tLGqS)
-Jonah Goldberg
"I hate hicks."
-Kevin Williamson
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Get back to me when I can fire someone for being gay or only hire white people.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:15 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:14 AM (OCTRt)
Too late.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 21, 2021 09:15 AM (Zdm/d)
-Jonah Goldberg
"I hate hicks."
-Kevin Williamson
I'm Hicks, sir. He's [gesturing] Hudson.
Posted by: Corporal Hicks, Space Marine at October 21, 2021 09:16 AM (4I/2K)
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Well, they were also called "bone-shakers" so, yes.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 09:16 AM (UHVv4)
I think we almost had him there for a minute. They were ready to throw him under the bus and then it just died.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:16 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Moki at October 21, 2021 09:16 AM (JrN/x)
-Jonah Goldberg
"I hate hicks."
-Kevin Williamson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Bake the fucking cake!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:17 AM (OCTRt)
Exactly. These are the same guys who think government should be able to dictate who is allowed in what bathroom.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:17 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 09:18 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 09:18 AM (aENAX)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 21, 2021
I am sorry for your loss.
Posted by: flounder at October 21, 2021 09:18 AM (KnJdm)
Oh, boy. More election misinformation.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM (B0mGw)
Biden kills 2 more innocent young ladies!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 09:09 AM (yrol0)
That crap should have an instant on the scene execution death sentence.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM (8n4Bk)
Anyway, don't let Ace's comment in the sidebar bug you -- I think he said the same thing about Broseiden's appearance on Jeopardy. At least he didn't give you the garrett treatment ...
;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM (/XOcP)
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If done, this would be the only actual law passed in response to this whole mess. Everything else has been a king's order. Then again, no one cares about laws anymore.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:20 AM (arJlL)
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But it also shows you how unpopular the mandates actually are.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:20 AM (sX1BW)
Anyway, don't let Ace's comment in the sidebar bug you -- I think he said the same thing about Broseiden's appearance on Jeopardy. At least he didn't give you the garrett treatment ...
;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM (mZ3xv)
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Yeah, I'm 36 now, and thanks for listening!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:21 AM (JUOKG)
-Jonah Goldberg
"I hate hicks."
-Kevin Williamson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
So fat boys can be fired at will?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 21, 2021 09:22 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: weew at October 21, 2021 09:22 AM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM (8n4Bk)
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#Soon.
I'm got so much rage right now against the evil destroying my beloved country and the sanctioned serially murder by "the authorities" cheered on by "the media" that anybody I care about who gets harmed is gonna get my own personal vengeance (and I'm smart enough to make sure the body is never found).
So sick of this shit already ...
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 21, 2021 09:22 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2021 09:22 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite)
The new admiral LOVES man dates !
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:23 AM (arJlL)
I didn't listen. I just flipped through to the end to check my raffle numbers.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:23 AM (B0mGw)
I didn't listen. I just flipped through to the end to check my raffle numbers.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:23 AM (B0mGw)
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I hope you lost!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:23 AM (LvTSG)
Usually, it is somebody like Lisa Murkowski (R-AK), but this time it's Sinema (D-AZ) and Manchin (R-WV)
I will say that it has been fun watching progressives twist and squirm over how having 48 of 100 votes should be good for something, but it isn't an end but an opening position in a negotiation.
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 09:23 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford a
Happy Birthday !
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:21 AM (JUOKG)
Don't worry about lowering your expectations...reality will take care of them.
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:23 AM (arJlL)
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I though he had his man dates removed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (gik04)
I waffle on if they're actually that incompetent or if they're playing it up to damage Biden on Obama's orders.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:21 AM (JUOKG)
This is good because it means people have money to buy eggs and bacon!
Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (ACi07)
I waffle on if they're actually that incompetent or if they're playing it up to damage Biden on Obama's orders.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (ZGrMX)
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Cloward Piven seems like a neat idea in the Ivory Tower, but when things start actually breaking in the real world the vox populi are significantly less understanding than the academics.
It's most vexing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:25 AM (LvTSG)
Biden kills 2 more innocent young ladies!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2021 09:09 AM (yrol0)
That crap should have an instant on the scene execution death sentence.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2021 09:19 AM
This happens constantly in Texas. They do the max of 10 years for dwi manslaughter, get deported and are back in the US within a week or two at most to do it all over again. Read an article about a dwi hit and run in Sherman some time back and the guy was an illegal that had 8 prior dwi's.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:25 AM (JUOKG)
some Nation of Islam member who teaches at San Francisco State University thinks Jews are using pot to make black Men gay:
https://tinyurl.com/w4k7jaym
I have been to SF twice-once for my honeymoon and then a couple of years later for a friend's wedding and I so enjoyed the visits. This was in the late 80's I am sorry about what has happened to that lovely city
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 09:26 AM (ueGNX)
Embrace the power of 'and'
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 09:26 AM (l1zez)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:23 AM (arJlL)
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I though he had his man dates removed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
He has those pinned to his chest, next to his soldier's medal.
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:26 AM (arJlL)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Café Des Incoherents So, the TexMoMe kickoff breakfast then?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 09:26 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 09:27 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2021 09:22 AM (0jZnq)
Trust the plan.
Patriots in control.
Posted by: Q at October 21, 2021 09:27 AM (ACi07)
Joe Biden handed humiliating nickname as polling rating collapses
Didn't Paul Simon write a song called "There goes Slidin Biden"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Loser"
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 09:27 AM (RHGPo)
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While true, they are mere agents of the President. Psaki is just a spokesman. A spokesman is free to lie with impunity if never held to any account for untrue statements, falsehoods, lies, and flat out stupid remarks. In all fairness, neither Buttigieg nor anyone else who may be in that position would improve the situation. Its their ideology, not their personalities. We are seeing the natural result of communism.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:28 AM (sX1BW)
Biden's going to do the same for the Democratic Party.
Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mister Scott
Headed to Sam's in Sherman on Saturday morning. We'll see how bad it is there. I need to check Brookshire's.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (5WOOA)
The justices said the 3rd degree murder charge can only apply when a defendant shows a "generalized indifference to human life," not when the conduct is directed at a particular person ...
https://tinyurl.com/2tnj9u53
Posted by: old chick at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (sOete)
Link to page for comments:
https://www.regulations.gov/document/FDA-2021-N-1088-0001
Posted by: Revenant at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (//ATM)
Posted by: The Real Cosmotarians at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (B0mGw)
The justices said the 3rd degree murder charge can only apply when a defendant shows a "generalized indifference to human life," not when the conduct is directed at a particular person ...
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What.
The fuck.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (gik04)
Still, there's a snippet in the trailer of Nicole as Lucy doing the famous barefoot grape-stomping scene from the show. That's encouraging.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:04 AM (/XOcP)
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Could you tell from the trailer if Kidman makes a passable Lucy?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021 09:31 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2021 09:31 AM (0jZnq)
Libertarian moment!
Posted by: The Real Cosmotarians at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (B0mGw)
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Their moment was 2016 and they completely blew it. Probably intentionally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
-Kevin Williamson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:11 AM (LvTSG)
Yeah, and Pippi Long-Saki is the perfect female embodiment of that disdainful Williamson ethos...he should be rejoicing to see his sneering smirking disdain for the little people so accurately reflected daily by the WH Press Secretary and the rest of Punchy's minions. Its like he woke up, and to his joy and wonderment, the entire ruling world had become the perfect reflection of his own demented philosophy.
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 09:31 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 09:32 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:32 AM (5Woea)
some Nation of Islam member who teaches at San Francisco State University thinks Jews are using pot to make black Men gay:
Black men sucking dick are making black men gay.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:32 AM (OCTRt)
*Sips coffee*
How is everyone? Alive? Breathing? With a strong pulse, I hope?
Very good.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 09:32 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Karl Rove at October 21, 2021 09:32 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 09:33 AM (m+jkK)
The justices said the 3rd degree murder charge can only apply when a defendant shows a "generalized indifference to human life," not when the conduct is directed at a particular person ...
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What.
The fuck.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (gik04)
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I thought the tossing of the 3rd degree murder conviction was old news. I've read this opens up a line of appeal for Chauvin, as he was also convicted of 3rd degree murder.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021 09:33 AM (CAJOC)
Looked through the shows lineup and found a number of them for which the "artist" mandates vax ID.
So I went to all those "artists" web pages and used messenger or whatever they had there to say that the artist in me created my vax ID with Photoshop, and I hope they feel clean with me in the front row.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 21, 2021 09:33 AM (4ZE6o)
Joe Biden handed humiliating nickname as polling rating collapses
Didn't Paul Simon write a song called "There goes Slidin Biden"
"50 Ways To Leave Your Loser"
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 09:27 AM (RHGPo)
Time to start firing reporters. They are not producing the results they're paid to produce.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 21, 2021 09:33 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2021 09:22 AM (0jZnq)
The guy who actually authored most of it was on a talk show and said most of the discussion about it, especially from the left, is completely wrong, and wrong in a way that would be easy to verify by just asking him which most people weren't doing. I think the discussion was on bannon's show. He did indicate that the procedure to contest the results was pretty basic and had considerable historical precedent behind it. There were clusterfucks going on all around.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM
It was OK yesterday when I went. Walmart had some trucks pulling in when I left so they may be able to restock. Yesterday was social security day too, that is always a busy day for them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:32 AM (5Woea)
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The Boy Is A Bubblehead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (gik04)
The justices said the 3rd degree murder charge can only apply when a defendant shows a "generalized indifference to human life," not when the conduct is directed at a particular person ...
https://tinyurl.com/2tnj9u53
Posted by: old chick at October 21, 2021 09:30 AM (sOete)
Well, that's a bit of evil to start the day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (RHGPo)
I don't agree with this. The only purpose of Butt-Gigger in the Biden admin is to set him up to be the next president. His actions need to be called to account every day.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (B0mGw)
That isn't something we have here in the South, at least not anywhere I live.
I miss that actually.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (yQpMk)
They all give Pfizer a favorable presentation 'cause Pfizer pays the bills.
Here's the epiphany part...last year I saw a commercial brought to you by Northup Grumman. I thought it was weird because I couldn't tell who the target market was. I wondered why they would spend the money to put a commercial when their client is the government.
Well, duh. The target was the Main Stream Media, all along.
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (UDSF6)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: I've got a bad feeling about this. at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (+nWCH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 09:36 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: Jerry Big Zipper Nadless at October 21, 2021 09:36 AM (MvjRF)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 09:36 AM (nfrXX)
Experts say the ruling means the third-degree murder conviction earlier this year against former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin in George Floyd's 2020 death likely also will be tossed out. But that would have little impact because Chauvin was also convicted of a more serious second-degree murder charge in Floyd's death. Chauvin was sentenced to 22 1/2 years.
Posted by: old chick at October 21, 2021 09:36 AM (sOete)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
More like three or four of them in a fat suit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 09:36 AM (/KPLX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:31 AM
Yep, they could have had everything they wanted in 2017-2019. Complete control of the House, a super majority in the Senate and obama in the white house willing to sign anything. They could have had $15 minimum wage, free healthcare for everybody, amnesty, gun control and mail in voting with no ID, but they did none of that and struggled to get obamacare. They did it on purpose.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:36 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021
***
There was very little actual content except her voice-over narration, very few on-screen moments. But in the short black-and-white footage of the grape-stomping scene, Nicole not only looks like LB, but clowns quite well. She's mainly known as a dramatic actress, so when she does comedy it comes as a welcome surprise. (See her scenes in Just Go With It.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:37 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM
Yes. This is a Known Thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 09:37 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)
Time to start firing reporters. They are not producing the results they're paid to produce.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 21, 2021 09:33 AM (cSyAR)
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There's a hilarious bit in Muppets Most Wanted, where the bad guy is bribing a journalist to write a rave review of the show. The journalist (played by Lord Grantham himself, Hugh Bonneville) gets indignant, and berates the guuy for attempting to bribe him. And immediately follows up with "Just kidding", and accepts the bribe.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021 09:37 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2021 09:37 AM (2/FOp)
Wait. You mean fronting two GOP governors as libertarians who marched around telling Christians to bake the cake while Reason and Cato deliberately divorced themselves from conservatives was a ruse?
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 09:38 AM (arJlL)
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I didn't mean to not call him or Paski to account. They should. But that won't improve the situation at present. The only thing that will improve the situation is to vote them out.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:38 AM (sX1BW)
Neighbor with a car repair shop says he expects 18 to 24 months of supply fuckups before things can even approach normal again.
I asked, "if you can't get parts, how can you do work and make revenue?"
He says, "well, I'm busy right now with a usual backlog."
But it'll happen soon. No parts means no work, or only a trickle of work.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 21, 2021 09:38 AM (4ZE6o)
That isn't something we have here in the South, at least not anywhere I live.
I miss that actually.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM
You could get some killer kielbasa at the polish bars in Parma, OH and at the bowling alley too.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:38 AM (JUOKG)
I waffle on if they're actually that incompetent or if they're playing it up to damage Biden on Obama's orders.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (ZGrMX)
Cloward Piven seems like a neat idea in the Ivory Tower, but when things start actually breaking in the real world the vox populi are significantly less understanding than the academics.
It's most vexing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:25 AM (LvTSG)
I expect the cries of "Help us, Daddy Gov't!!!!" to start after the Wine Moms' Thanksgiving Dinner of Kraft Cheese and Macaroni with chunks of hot dogs fails as a replacement for turkey.
And Christmas looks worse.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 09:38 AM (5NkmN)
That isn't something we have here in the South, at least not anywhere I live.
I miss that actually.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Papa Probst's on The Hill. Loved that place. As a 7 yr old. Grandparents lived about 8 houses down. They'd walk there. We'd go over to see them. Grandpa would give me a handful of dimes and set me on the stool in front of the shuffleboard bowling game.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:39 AM (OCTRt)
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Still Crazy After All These Years
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 09:39 AM (xqRaG)
Unfortunately, though, we are in the demagogue phase of the failing republic and smearing your opponents is way better than actual relevant job performance.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 21, 2021 09:40 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2021 09:40 AM (Pj9mr)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2021 09:40 AM (l1zez)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021 09:31 AM (CAJOC)
My guess is no, Kidman won't make a passable Lucy. Lucy had a very expressive face that help her comedic talents and Kidman is so shot full of Botox her face is frozen.
Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2021 09:40 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:36 AM (JUOKG)
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I was talking about the Libertarian Party.
An unlikeable Democratic nominee and a wildcard Republican nominee was the perfect place to say, "This two party system is broken. We are adults with new ideas for our system based in liberty and our constitution. Give us a shot."
Instead they nominated Gary Johnson and Bill Weld (Bill fucking Weld?!), and essentially announced that people should vote for Clinton. The LP removed all doubt that they were nothing more than a minor grift to be ignored and insulted forever after that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
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Can't we do both?
I'm in favor of saving and restoring the republic. Can it be done? I don't know.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
That isn't something we have here in the South,
....
???
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (5WOOA)
some Nation of Islam member who teaches at San Francisco State University thinks Jews are using pot to make black Men gay
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 09:26 AM (ueGNX)
That thinking was somewhat mainstream when I was in college 20 years ago. The Black Student Union at IU had protests thst pot, movies, and some other things were turning people gay.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: Mr Gaga
I bought the wife a new truck back in July. We had our choice between TWO trucks on the lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (NEbfD)
Trump may have actually been the best shot for that.
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2021 09:42 AM (2/FOp)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:42 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 09:42 AM (axyOa)
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That had no shot. The two party system is not broken. It is has withstood 225 years. Now maybe the one or both of the existing parties is broken and needs to be remade. But the 2 party system will endure.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:42 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2021
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The trailer is up on Nicole's page on IMDb. Go to :51 to see her turn in the grape barrel (it's very brief, like all shots in trailers nowadays).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:43 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2021 09:43 AM (786Ro)
That isn't something we have here in the South,
....
???
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Neighborhood bar at the end of almost every block.
And a true bar. Not a fucking loud assed nightclub. Quiet neighborhood bar/pub. Heavy on the quiet.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:43 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: rickb223
Oldest son hit a deer and destroyed my Saturn. Missus bought a GMC shortly after, before the end times began. Must suck for people trying to buy a car now with no inventory.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:43 AM (bkUtD)
Trump may have actually been the best shot for that.
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2021 09:42 AM (2/FOp)
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That ended up being the case, almost purely because of how the establishments of both major parties reacted to him.
As Woodward, I think, said, Trump is the most powerful post-president in a very long time. He's still trying to remake the Republican Party, taking over the apparatus to effect change. I hope it works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (OCTRt)
Luxury!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:43 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:24 AM (gik04)
That's not funny.
Posted by: The dog at October 21, 2021 09:44 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (NEbfD)
Posted by: Diogenes
I cannot find Diet Mt. Dew bottles - 20 ounce six-packs - anywhere. Every other Pepsi product is in stores, but it's like there is an embargo on the Dew. Odd.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:42 AM (sX1BW)
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Meh. It's a political argument to be made that doesn't need to be that tied to reality. It's about latching onto an impression and playing it up.
If the LP had gotten to 5% of the popular vote, they'd have been eligible for federal funds in future elections. The way they ended up acting, it felt like they were afraid that they might actually hit that number and started working against themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (OCTRt)
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The next person had a choice of one truck.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:46 AM (csEWM)
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It is a thing to watch. Trump and DeSantis are leading a political revolution. And what's amazing is as of now they are in a weird sych. Each doing different things and neither stepping on the other's toes.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert Elite) at October 21, 2021 09:46 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2021 09:46 AM (5WOOA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I was told they only serve dishes of apples and bees.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:47 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2021 09:47 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2021 09:47 AM (NEbfD)
If McConnell would just be reasonable and work with Biden and Schumer on the infrastructure bill, the sooner they can pass a bipartisan auto industry bailout.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 21, 2021 09:47 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
That's not funny.
Posted by: The dog
Poop puppers. Thought he was going to the vet to get tutored.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:47 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)
Imagine the Libertarian Party taking Federal funds.
Ima be over here like, "Guys, aren't you supposed to be against that n shit?"
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 09:48 AM (1Yy3c)
Ima be over here like, "Guys, aren't you supposed to be against that n shit?"
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 09:48 AM (1Yy3c)
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Yeah, it would have been interesting, but the LP isn't very libertarian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
ZERO FEAR:
When this Yuma, AZ veteran saw some criminals pop in guns high -- he didn't wait for things to potentially go south.
"The Marine Corp taught me not to [mess] around," he later said.
'The few, the proud' for a reason.
More on the story on @ABC15 at 10.
https://tinyurl.com/yh69cpgl
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 09:49 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2021 09:50 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Colin's Spectre at October 21, 2021 09:50 AM (rT8i4)
Happy to say that the series holds up wonderfully even 40-odd years on. That John Hawkesworth knew a thing or two about good teevee.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2021 09:50 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (bkUtD)
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The "Real Sugar" variety is hard to find also. It is actually labelled "Mountain Dew" and not "Mtn Dew" like the high fructose corn syrup kind.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 09:50 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (bkUtD)
Someone around town is buying a shitload of water.
(sidebar: my work phone just went off with the helpful id: Telemarketer. That makes things simple. Who answers that?)
I have been buying water because Lexington Tap REEKS of chlorine. It could just be people having the same reaction.
Energy drink is another one. I like how the stockers managed to take 12 cans of this mango crap and put it one can deep across 12 different (usually a rainbow of offerings) dispensers. If communism is mango flavored, I could believe it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:50 AM (csEWM)
Like Applebee's, America's favorite neighborhood bar and grill?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Quieter. Darker, not lit like a Christmas Tree. No waitresses. Bar food. Not restaurant food. One small 13" black and white tv screen behind the bar with a hockey game on.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:51 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 09:51 AM (4eKPg)
I had a small epiphany last night after seeing a one minute video of MSM news show intros all 'brought to you by Pfizer'.
They all give Pfizer a favorable presentation 'cause Pfizer pays the bills.
...
Well, duh. The target was the Main Stream Media, all along.
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 21, 2021 09:34 AM (UDSF6)
and here it is...
https://www.bitchute.com/video/pkp9UEftwJb2/
Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2021 09:51 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM
I gave up trying to buy a Honda ridgeline. Every time I see one online it's gone before I can even call the dealer.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:52 AM (JUOKG)
I also guess that St. Louis being a major part of the beer industry probably has something to do with that as well.
But most southern communities have their local hangouts, unless they are still dry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2021 09:52 AM (5WOOA)
Posted by: Colin's Spectre at October 21, 2021 09:50 AM (rT8i4)
That was something that struck me as well: it is a common room designed to hold a ton of people- all getting shit faced. Notice how deep the room is as well and the attached room.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:53 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: zmdavid
I've had that before. It's great, but I'm trying to be less fat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:53 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Colin's Spectre at October 21, 2021 09:53 AM (rT8i4)
I have been buying water because Lexington Tap REEKS of chlorine. It could just be people having the same reaction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I'm very thankful for my Brita pitcher.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:54 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 09:41 AM (OCTRt)
Luxury!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:43 AM (csEWM)
When I bought my new truck, I had the choice of Lyft or Uber if I chose not to buy.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 09:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021
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There's a hint of that in the trailer, as we hear Nicole as Lucy telling network execs, "I am the biggest asset in the portfolio of the Columbia Broadcasting System. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:55 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 09:51 AM (4eKPg)
Wait, Kidman is playing Lucille Ball?
This is bad casting if I have ever seen it. Lucy was (like her or hate her, and I tend not to be a fan) a huge personality that infused all her characters with LIFE and ENERGY. That is kind of the opposite of Kidman, honestly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:55 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2021 09:51 AM (4eKPg)
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Star Trek was a Desilu production.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 09:55 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Diogenes
I cannot find Diet Mt. Dew bottles - 20 ounce six-packs - anywhere. Every other Pepsi product is in stores, but it's like there is an embargo on the Dew. Odd.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:45 AM (bkUtD)
What is it with that stuff? I hve about 5 neighbors who tell me to let them know if I see it anywhere.
Do you part your hair down the middle? Amd smoke Kools?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 09:56 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:57 AM (5Woea)
Strangers would come to town, grab a drink in the bar and ask me where to eat/drink. Then they'd roll back in at midnight for a drink and tip me well for turning them on to the non-corporate joints where they could actually get a taste of the community.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2021 09:57 AM (5WOOA)
Wait, Kidman is playing Lucille Ball?
This is bad casting if I have ever seen it. Lucy was (like her or hate her, and I tend not to be a fan) a huge personality that infused all her characters with LIFE and ENERGY. That is kind of the opposite of Kidman, honestly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021
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Originally the role was going to Cate Blanchett. Not sure if that would have been better.
Nicole is known mostly for her dramatic work. Playing Lucille Ball-as-Lucy Ricardo will be a big challenge for her -- and if she pulls it off, I'll be very pleased.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 09:54 AM (bkUtD)
Whatever is going on with the Lexington system (either the chemicals added or whatever the chemicals are supposed to be treating) they are having to go overboard when I can turn the tap on and the smell just hits me in the face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 09:58 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Henry Ford at October 21, 2021 09:58 AM (4I/2K)
Anybody see M. Night Shyamalan's "Old"?
Slightly Spoilery:
I'm slightly curious about it since I read the
There was a never developed hint that they might be under observation, which wasn't developed in the comic and could be the "twist".
Anywho, opinions?
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 09:58 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
That show had boobage, IIRC
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 21, 2021 09:58 AM (O6DoG)
Since you guys were talking about it I had to watch the trailer. Right at the end, "Written and Directed by Aaron Sorkin".
Hard pass.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 21, 2021 09:58 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:59 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:57 AM
I doubt she has that much talent.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:59 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 21, 2021 09:59 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
She's had a few comedies - Bewitched
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (Mde84)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 09:59 AM (JUOKG)
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Yeah, she's no more than a B-cup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
Nicole is known mostly for her dramatic work. Playing Lucille Ball-as-Lucy Ricardo will be a big challenge for her -- and if she pulls it off, I'll be very pleased.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)
Hell, Laura Linney(sp?) would have been a better choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (csEWM)
And as if San Francisco didn't have enough problems, some Nation of Islam member who teaches at San Francisco State University thinks Jews are using pot to make black Men gay
It's the water. As noted by Alex Jones: "I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (pNxlR)
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The bottlers around here have gone to half liter (16.9 oz) bottles for pop. I haven't seen diet Dew in those lately either though.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (xqRaG)
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My nieces and nephew do. They enjoyed "I Love Lucy" when they were kids.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:01 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:59 AM (5Woea)
I am under 60 and know who she was. Of course, I know who Al Jolson was (and not just the racial caricature) so I may not be a good indicator.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:01 AM (csEWM)
Very expressive face and a big smily mouth like Lucy. Diaz's mouth kinda reminds me of one of those Canadians in South Park, where it's so wide you almost think her head might be able to unhinge like a drop-leaf table.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2021 10:01 AM (5WOOA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 10:02 AM (Zdm/d)
She's had a few comedies - Bewitched
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
And a few anti-comedies - The Stepford Wives
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 10:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (pNxlR)
Alex Jones gets more and more understandable as the days go by.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:02 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
She's had a few comedies - Bewitched
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021
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And was the best thing in it. And the farce Just Go With It where she worked with Jennifer Aniston. There is a moment deep in that film when Nicole does an impression of a chipmunk -- very funny, and rather Lucy-like.
She's incredibly talented. She hasn't always chosen really good vehicles -- but then she has made the most of whatever was there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: zmdavid
I've had that before. It's great, but I'm trying to be less fat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Stick with the real sugar then. Less bad than high fructose corn syrup.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That's not ideal, to say the least. Maybe they're putting vaccines in the water? Although that would be more of a New York thing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
She's had a few comedies - Bewitched
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (Mde84)
Oh, I doubt there'll be much comedy. These things are always the tears behind the laughter dealios.
Think about the recent Laurel and Hardy biopic or the 3 Stooges one years ago. All grim affairs with a little bit of the schtick that made them famous.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 10:00 AM (xqRaG)
Odd. Just a sidenote, but coke used the beginning of the 'epidemic' to kill off Mello Yello Zero *lights a candle*.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:04 AM (csEWM)
"Freedom had been hunted round the globe; reason was considered as rebellion; and the slavery of fear had made men afraid to think.
But such is the irresistible nature of truth, that all it asks -- and all it wants -- is the liberty of appearing."
-- Thomas Paine
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 21, 2021 10:04 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:59 AM (5Woea)
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Well under 60 and I know who she is. I also think her show was un-funny and never understood her "genius". Guess it's a you had to be there to get it thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:04 AM (xDXlt)
She didn't ask "What's Gunsmoke?"
She asked, "Who's Burt Reynolds?"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 10:05 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: rickb223
Good point.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 10:05 AM (VWp7G)
know
About the ways of the college men and how they come and go.
Age has taken her beauty, and life has left its sad scar
So remember your mothers and sisters boys and let her sleep under the bar
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 10:05 AM (lb99c)
What? No "Dogs Playing Poker"?
We were promised "bar art" in the nood! notices!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 08:37 AM (pNxlR)
Now that's high art. Or a nude above the bar.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2021 10:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (+XC7G)
Posted by: Bob Wills at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (BMmaB)
Nicole was both funny and obnoxious and sexy in that.
Hard to pull off generally.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (VWp7G)
I'd buy more that their pipes in town are crap. They are probably getting high loads at the end user, so they are jacking up their treatment to compensate. Better (in their minds) to have the water that reeks than have customers getting sick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 10:03 AM (VWp7G)
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"Fish tank cleaner!"
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 09:59 AM (5Woea)
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Well under 60 and I know who she is. I also think her show was un-funny and never understood her "genius". Guess it's a you had to be there to get it thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:04 AM (xDXlt)
Same here. I've seen reruns of the Desi Arnaz show.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2021 10:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 10:07 AM (tLGqS)
She didn't ask "What's Gunsmoke?"
She asked, "Who's Burt Reynolds?"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 10:05 AM (5Woea)
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Boogie Nights made Reynolds a household name to people that age. Plus Striptease which was a retarded movie but one of those movies that everyone has either heard of or has seen.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:07 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Bob Wills at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (BMmaB)
This is correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 10:08 AM (Zdm/d)
Nicole was both funny and obnoxious and sexy in that.
Hard to pull off generally.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (5NkmN)
Ugh, Adam Sandler. Hard pass. (I know there are probably many here who disagree.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2021 10:08 AM (dfRN6)
Every sitcom for the last 60 years has been derivative of "I Love Lucy." She wasn't first, but she was the first real standard-setter.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2021 10:08 AM (BMmaB)
Yeah, and no one wants to suggest replacing the pipes, because fiscal responsibility, or something.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 10:08 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:08 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:04 AM (xDXlt)
She stood out, I think compared to the other women in TV in those days. Novelty is appealing. Plus, we all know larger than life characters (most of us are bland) but we all remember that girl. Busty, vivacious probably a live hard and die young type, but we never forgot her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:08 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 10:07 AM (tLGqS)
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I know, right?
Posted by: Italy and Israel at October 21, 2021 10:09 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:07 AM (xDXlt)
I wish they would have put Burt in Starship Troopers. That could have almost saved that crappy movie.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:09 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:09 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
The chlorine keeps your skin pasty so you can blend in with the zombies.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 10:09 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:10 AM (CufTH)
From Instapundit, Jalopnik details how the Chinese magnesium supply just cratered (due to their energy crisis), without which you can't make cars.
The USA makes enough magnesium to keep our car production alive, if barely conscious, but Europe is screwed.
https://tinyurl.com/c29km8fs
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 21, 2021 10:10 AM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:10 AM (CufTH)
Johnny?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:11 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an asshole, for sure at October 21, 2021 10:11 AM (QU5/8)
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Nicole was both funny and obnoxious and sexy in that.
Hard to pull off generally.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2021 10:06 AM (5NkmN)
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Ugh, Adam Sandler. Hard pass. (I know there are probably many here who disagree.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2021
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I can deal with Sandler, if the movie also gives me Nicole and Jen Aniston in a hula contest (and it does). It's a remake of the '60s movie Cactus Flower.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 10:11 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:09 AM (6FeV1)
They did hate each other with a fiery passion, did they not?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
If they're gonna put anything in the water, put birth control in it. Maybe we can stop all the baby mama shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:10 AM (CufTH)
I have actually been floored by his stuff lately. Funny, off the cuff stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (xDXlt)
https://tinyurl.com/Katyhillpreggers
Link goes to Jim Treacher. *Spit*
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:10 AM (CufTH)
Johnny?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:11 AM (rLfOT)
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Kit Carson's monologues were dull and pointless. Shoulda stuck to exploring.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (gik04)
Posted by: rickb223
Could we also add diet aids? Get those fillies a little more slender.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (OCTRt)
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John Holdren? Is that you?
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 10:14 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (OCTRt)
This morning, we replaced rickb223 with Margret Sanger- let's see if anyone notices!*
*j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (OCTRt)
Yeah. Although the plumbers are gonna make bank on that as they pull all the condoms out of drains...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2021 10:14 AM (gbfHZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Maybe get the nags down to filly size.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:14 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:11 AM (rLfOT)
Yup.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (CufTH)
This is like the discussion last week about Monty Python never being funny. No, people are just crazy now and have lost their sense and spirit of humor and attention span. The world has gone mad and madness in its lower depth lacks humor.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:14 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 10:14 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:15 AM (/EuRN)
I have actually been floored by his stuff lately. Funny, off the cuff stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (csEWM)
His interaction with guests is great. Monologues meh. Imho.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:15 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 10:15 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:10 AM (CufTH)
May a yak squat upon your sister davenport.
OOoo-ho!
Take the Slawson cutoff and cut off your Slawson!
EEee-hee!
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at October 21, 2021 10:15 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (xDXlt)
To me, she always struck a discordant note. I guess I interact with entertainment too personally, but she always hit me as the worst parts of liking busty redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:15 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (csEWM)
I would assume so.
They were married, after all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:16 AM (/EuRN)
*j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
Sonovabitch, this made me belly laugh.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 10:16 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:16 AM (xDXlt)
Flipping through YouTube I came across "An Extinction Level Asteroid Impact With Neil deGrasse Tyson".
Alas, it was not to be, as teased by the title ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
******
"So two mosquitoes and a robin's egg walk into a DDT store. Stop me if you've heard this one...
Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2021 10:16 AM (5Woea)
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Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (lGrs1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:15 AM (CufTH)
More his writers than the man himself. Look up the friar's roasts with him (bonus points for the one with Groucho Marx- that guy was amazing even at the methuselah stage.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (8n4Bk)
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I endorse this message.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (lGrs1)
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Run away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:11 AM (rLfOT)
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Kit Carson's monologues were dull and pointless. Shoulda stuck to exploring.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (gik04)
Oh shit. Now I get it. Sorry banana. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:18 AM (CufTH)
Alas, it was not to be, as teased by the title ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
I doubt we could get him moving fast enough. I am willing to try though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:18 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2021 10:19 AM (isOyl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:13 AM (xDXlt)
I think there is a huge cultural component to comedy. Something can be hysterically funny because of some cultural weirdness happening at that time, and then be just dumb a few years later.
Add in that surprise is a needed component to comedy? and it often does not age well.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2021 10:19 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:16 AM (xDXlt)
I never thought his standup was that good, but I loved the show. It's a real paradox.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:19 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2021 10:19 AM (isOyl)
This morning we replaced Rose McGowan with a little Jewish guy (higher voice)- let's see if anyone notices!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:19 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2021 10:19 AM (oHd/0)
The Seven Words You Can't Say On TV....
which are now routinely said on TV.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (aENAX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (csEWM)
Yes! Friars roasts were awesome. Gonna find them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (CufTH)
They are going to exchange Harvard students with students from Bunker Hill Community College
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (CufTH)
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You're the expert, but do friars really roast that well?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (8n4Bk)
Watch out for them cotton bolls when you hit Louisiana.
Posted by: A Little Bitty Baby at October 21, 2021 10:21 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:21 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (8n4Bk)
Watch out for construction.
Also the Flying J on the Arkansas side has a very cute, very tall lady manager in the mornings. Stop in, say hi, tell her Robert asked, "Will you marry me?"
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 10:21 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
Behold, the majestic triple-pun in its natural habitat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:21 AM (/EuRN)
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Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (lGrs1)
Me too.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 21, 2021 10:21 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:19 AM (Y5qcH)
Pair a ducks!? Nya nya nya!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:22 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (CufTH)
Here is a link I prepared earlier:
https://tinyurl.com/4cjjbdkh
That is like five of them- including the one with Groucho.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:22 AM (csEWM)
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The Morning Report has a link to a story that says the Chinese Uyghur camps are being run by Harvard grads.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 10:23 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 21, 2021 10:23 AM (/EISY)
Posted by: klaftern at October 21, 2021 10:23 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:21 AM (/EuRN)
No kidding! Nice TJM.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:23 AM (CufTH)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (aENAX)
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
There's beer in Texarkana,
And they're thirsty in Atlanta...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (nxdel)
A Rose McGowan quote: "Right now it's about facts not your fucking feelings".
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Oh, great. Let me guess - her husband's a doctor, too?
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (/KPLX)
That is like five of them- including the one with Groucho.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:22 AM (csEWM)
Excellent! Thanks!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (CufTH)
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Are they the ones with the big hats and side curls?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (gik04)
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Somehow that won't apply to the admins of Harvard, I'm sure.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (xDXlt)
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Are they the ones with the big hats and side curls?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (gik04)
not to be confused with the Rothbardicrucians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:25 AM (/EuRN)
And they're thirsty in Atlanta...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (OCTRt)
I believe the Arkansas side was dry county and everyone had cross State Street to the Texas side to by their booze...
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2021 10:25 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Jewells45
Southwest has been bombarding me with offers, trying to get me back in the air again after their Sick-Out Weekend of 1000 cancellations.
Nah, not in a rush.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (vOGqy)
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Somehow that won't apply to the admins of Harvard, I'm sure.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (xDXlt)
Isn't the entire fucking point of "Higher Education" to have the chance to get a better outcome than everybody else?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You mean "roast" figuratively, or literally, Bob?
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (786Ro)
They are going to exchange Harvard students with students from Bunker Hill Community College
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (RHGPo)
And these panelists should be exchanged for 5 meth heads. They couldn't do worse.
Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (Ed8Zd)
Several years ago, when my kids were about 12 and 15, we did a road trip to SoCal. I had to explain why I was laughing when we passed the sign for the Slauson Cutoff.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 10:27 AM (nfrXX)
I assume they'll be replacing all of their white professors with various Ghetto inhabitants.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2021 10:27 AM (isOyl)
Step 1: At birth, everyone is given a Harvard diploma.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 10:27 AM (U7wke)
Isn't the entire fucking point of "Higher Education" to have the chance to get a better outcome than everybody else?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (/EuRN)
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I can't even at your racism.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:27 AM (xDXlt)
And they're thirsty in Atlanta...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (OCTRt)
I believe the Arkansas side was dry county and everyone had cross State Street to the Texas side to by their booze...
Posted by: Boswell
And Coors wasn't sold East of Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:28 AM (OCTRt)
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Oh, great. Let me guess - her husband's a doctor, too?
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 10:24 AM (/KPLX)
Her statement is directed to netflix employees complaining about Dave C. How did I slip into the timeline where Rose M. is based hard ass?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:28 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 10:28 AM (O7mKc)
Posted by: klaftern at October 21, 2021 10:28 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (flINI)
Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 10:26 AM (Ed8Zd)
Can you imagine Harvard doing anything better with their $100 gajillion endowment than buying a small moon's worth of meth?
I'm kinda not actually joking... whatever they spend that money on will ultimately be a net negative in terms of improving the world.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (/EuRN)
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They've been selling all-As to their students since the 90s. What else can they do?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (KTZdS)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 10:28 AM (rLfOT)
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Rose can't get work anymore because she got old and stopped putting out.
So, she could have gone one route like Alyssa Milano and just become more supplicant to her masters, but instead she went fiery against the people who had used and abused her for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (AwYPR)
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Ummmm... busy
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 10:30 AM (flINI)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2021 10:20 AM (aENAX)
I never thought Steve Allen was funny. Completely overrated, especially as host of the Tonight Show.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2021 10:30 AM (mdjgu)
I don't know how much this pattern happened with Lucy's case, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (+XC7G)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (xDXlt)
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The enemy of my enemy is my frenemy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (gik04)
Are we talking about thr show, or his stand up? Because Seinfeld's stand up has to be some of the worst stand up there's ever been. "I'm uptalking, ain't it hilarious?!?" The guy was like Mitch Hedberg but after massive head trauma.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 10:29 AM (AwYPR)
En-route? Or has he arrived?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (U7wke)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 10:30 AM (flINI)
Apparently not.
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (AwYPR)
I Would Rather Be Governed By the First 2,000 People in the Telephone Directory than by the Harvard University Faculty
William F. Buckley Jr.? Apocryphal?
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (xqRaG)
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If Harvard believes this they will eliminate valedictorian awards, law review, class ranking and scoreboards in athletics.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 10:32 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (fWTJL)
They would eliminate Harvard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)
Remember, Rose endorsed the Republican candidate in the California recall election.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2021 10:32 AM (isOyl)
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If Harvard believes this they will eliminate valedictorian awards, law review, class ranking and scoreboards in athletics.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2021 10:31 AM (fWTJL)
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Star with the business school. Kick everyone out and replace them with the graduating class of Detroit's high schools.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ed McMahon at October 21, 2021 10:33 AM (yQpMk)
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Maybe at Harvard. Sure wasn't at Cornell. But that was 45 years ago.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:33 AM (gik04)
Posted by: klaftern at October 21, 2021 10:28 AM (taPSh)
She's a spitter!
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 21, 2021 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
Might as well already be outside when they're ready to throw you.
Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2021 10:34 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2021 10:34 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 21, 2021 10:35 AM (TKmok)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:33 AM (gik04)
I was at Cornell in the early '00s.
People failed out right and left, and there was not a drop of sympathy because they already had your money.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:35 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 10:35 AM (O7mKc)
I have no problem with Rose. She's a nut, but at least she hates the right people, and has a platform to embarrass them. Undeniably a more genuine person than Shapiro.
I was ripping into him, not her.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 10:36 AM (/KPLX)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 10:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 10:37 AM (O7mKc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2021 10:37 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 10:36 AM (arJlL)
A shot over the Green Monster?
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 10:37 AM (AwYPR)
>>Are we talking about thr show, or his stand up?
I would say both are funny in their own way.
His TV show was the stream of consciousness and the Id, Ego and SuperEgo of Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld as distilled through the primary actors of the show.
His standup is straight up old man observational humor, which if your old like me, is funny too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2021 10:39 AM (z4I4W)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 10:40 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:40 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Tums Festival at October 21, 2021 10:40 AM (rNruR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 10:40 AM (QU5/8)
Thought experiment:
Let's say some new scandal erupts that places Hollywood studios and personalities at risk.
Who would rush to defend their rice bowls, and who would rush to overturn them. Shapiro or McGowan?
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 10:40 AM (/KPLX)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic
WEAR YOUR MASKS!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)
Without knowing more about it, I wouldn't assume that. Everybody thinks that they're on the side of "the facts," even the vax-and-mask-the-toddler karens and the purple haired misfits who think that "Admiral" Levin is a woman.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 10:41 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Tums Festival at October 21, 2021 10:40 AM (rNruR)
It's also been done 100 times already.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:41 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic
WEAR YOUR MASKS!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)
So, I put the mask right on the onion on my belt?
i'm confused...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:42 AM (/EuRN)
Without knowing more about it, I wouldn't assume that. Everybody thinks that they're on the side of "the facts," even the vax-and-mask-the-toddler karens and the purple haired misfits who think that "Admiral" Levin is a woman.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2021 10:41 AM (nfrXX)
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Rose hates the personalities in Hollywood.
She probably still wants to flood the border and take your guns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 10:42 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: InCali at October 21, 2021 10:42 AM (ov5G+)
Posted by: InCali at October 21, 2021 10:43 AM (ov5G+)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic
Ai! Chihuahua!
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2021 10:43 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic
WEAR YOUR MASKS!
Posted by: rickb223
So, I put the mask right on the onion on my belt?
i'm confused...
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I'm not getting salmonella because you refused to mask your onions!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: InCali at October 21, 2021 10:43 AM (ov5G+)
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I thought it was "non-dick".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:44 AM (gik04)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 10:45 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Plato at October 21, 2021 10:46 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:44 AM (OCTRt)
Your right to swing your fist around ends at the skin of my onions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:46 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 10:45 AM (RHGPo)
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Break out the NKVD!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:46 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2021 10:46 AM (NWbsw)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic
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The Babylon Bee is still safe, though.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 10:47 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2021 10:40 AM
I'm now picturing a teddy bear hamster emerging from the dryer after someone failed to add an anti-static dryer sheet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 10:47 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Plato at October 21, 2021 10:46 AM (pbStR)
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Fuckin' A man...
Posted by: Bubbles at October 21, 2021 10:47 AM (flINI)
Much love to the Horde, making even the shitty days a lot more bearable.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 21, 2021 10:48 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: InCali at October 21, 2021 10:43 AM (ov5G+)
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I thought it was "non-dick".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:44 AM (gik04)
It is to laugh. Imagine being so committed to being a chick that you go full chop suey and still end up looking like the Quaker Oats guy in drag.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 10:48 AM (QU5/8)
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It's a formality at this point, same as when the FDA pretended to go through the process of determining the safety of the injection after 150M+ people (including some little kids) had already mainlined it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 10:49 AM (KTZdS)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2021 10:46 AM (NWbsw)
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When I was young my mother made me wear onions on my belt to ward off evil spirits
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 10:49 AM (flINI)
I dont think they do valedictorian awards, but do do suma c um laude, c um laude, etc
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2021 10:50 AM (ySQBZ)
Way to go, Brandon!
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 10:50 AM (Va3dv)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic at October 21, 2021 10:45 AM (RHGPo)
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Break out the NKVD!
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
They're looting the Food King!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:50 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 21, 2021 10:50 AM (HwtiA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 10:48 AM (QU5/
The admin and media is so hopped up on Levine being a FOUR STAR ADMIRAL that no one asks why. Is the the head of the UPHS a 4 star? Is Levine the head of the UPHS? Is that a new appointment for Levine? When did that happen?
None of that matters. A 4 star trannie! Wheeee!
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2021 10:50 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 10:51 AM (Va3dv)
Posted by: Minnfidel
All that "a peel" would make your eyes water, no?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 21, 2021 10:51 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 10:48 AM (QU5/
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I thought the Quaker Oars guy was already in drag.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:51 AM (gik04)
Looks like there was a totally unpredictable occasion of an Afghani Migrant (read : Rapist) cellibrating his new found freedoms and applying his diversity (w/out consent) in Missoula.
Way to go, Brandon!
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 10:50 AM (Va3dv)
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I refer to Afghanistan as "G-d's Little Mistake." Bringing those people here can't lead to anything good. There is never going to be an Afghan migrant who makes the papers for doing something desirable.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 10:51 AM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM (Vt61E)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM (Va3dv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: InCali at October 21, 2021 10:42 AM
At this point in time more people who have been "fully vaccinated" are getting sick and dying than people who did not get the jab.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Miklos from Rant Control at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM (KUVBP)
The food will make all the rape worth it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 10:53 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic
Da Comrade!
It's the Ninotchka variant!
Sputnick not so goodnik, huh?
Daspadanya!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 21, 2021 10:53 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM (nxdel)
Alaska. We're sitting at SeaTac right now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 10:54 AM (Vt61E)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 10:54 AM (O7mKc)
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Apparently Afghanistan still has artisanal polio in the wild.
Who knows how much we brought over.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 10:54 AM (KTZdS)
It's the weather.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 21, 2021 10:54 AM (fpRbZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2021 10:52 AM
Everyone I knew was convinced that bob barker was on the take back in the day. Turns out he was just sexually assaulting all of his "girls".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (JUOKG)
The food will make all the rape worth it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 10:53 AM (QU5/
The rape's just the appetizer. The main course is when one of these sparks of the divine lights off a bomb vest on a school bus or something. It will happen. Not a matter of if, but when.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (/KPLX)
Much love to the Horde, making even the shitty days a lot more bearable.
Posted by: Brother Tim
Still, prayers. I had a 16x8 mm stone form in the middle of the left kidney. Two lithotripsies later...
I stopped drinking most everything except for water and tea.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (OCTRt)
In fact, in one of his specials, he announces when he's going political, and a button pops up on the screen that lets you skip that part, and it jumps you to a point where he finishes off with "and that's how I came to love Trump"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (CAJOC)
I guess the folks are letting us babysit ourselves!!!
WOOHOO!!!
Party on the Thread!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: John Hinckley Critic
We figured we'd take a moment away from our usual schtick to do some health care stuff.
Posted by: The CDC at October 21, 2021 10:56 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (JUOKG)
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I think the girls would be safe around Bob now... after all, what can't get up can't get out.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 10:56 AM (flINI)
https://nypost.com/2021/10/21/
michele-fiore-shoots-crt-vaccine-mandate-beer-bottles/
A few years ago, I would probably have been embarrassed as a GOP voter, but now, heck yeah I am totally on board.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 21, 2021 10:56 AM (fs1hN)
I guess the folks are letting us babysit ourselves!!!
WOOHOO!!!
Party on the Thread!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (axyOa)
I'm gonna stick my d*ck in the mashed potatoes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:56 AM (Y5qcH)
After nearly a year without rain, a series of potent Pacific storms are directed at Northern California this week, potentially bringing as much as a foot of rainfall and up to three feet of snow in the Sierra Nevada.
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 21, 2021 10:56 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: klaftern at October 21, 2021 10:57 AM (taPSh)
And he'll win his School Science Project.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 10:57 AM (Va3dv)
U.S. Sen. Mike Braun will welcome any Chicago police officer looking to defy their city's vaccine mandate to the Hoosier State, the senator said in various tweets and news outlets.
"My office stands ready to help connect Chicago police officers to an Indiana police department that is hiring now and doesn't have a vaccine mandate," Braun told Fox News. "Welcome to Indiana!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2021 10:57 AM (63Dwl)
It's the weather.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 21, 2021 10:54 AM (fpRbZ)
Heh. Well I would hope if it's a sick out, I would've gotten a heads up, since I have an inside man and all.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 10:57 AM (Vt61E)
Way to go, Brandon!
Posted by: garrett
Time to take him to the train station.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 10:58 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at October 21, 2021 10:58 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (JUOKG)
The price was right
Posted by: The girls, who received lovely parting gifts at October 21, 2021 10:58 AM (KUVBP)
Do these people not understand California's Ecosystem?
First you get the winds.
Then you get the fires.
Then you get the rain.
Finally you get the landslides.
But. The Weather!
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 10:58 AM (Va3dv)
Posted by: fluffy at October 21, 2021 10:58 AM (RLie3)
I guess the folks are letting us babysit ourselves!!!
WOOHOO!!!
Party on the Thread!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 10:55 AM (axyOa)
I'm gonna stick my d*ck in the mashed potatoes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:56 AM (Y5qcH)
KEG STANDS!
We're not leavin' till we're heavin'!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 10:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at October 21, 2021 10:58 AM (qpX6U)
Cyril Wecht used to crawl out of his hole for this.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 10:59 AM (CBzL5)
Have a great time in Corsicana.
I'm really sorry I can't make it.
I doubt it's a sick out at Alaska Air.
They're just getting the place ready for the rain.
It evidently sneaks up on them every year.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 21, 2021 11:00 AM (fpRbZ)
Posted by: fluffy at October 21, 2021 11:00 AM (RLie3)
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LOL, the Levine thing does look a bit like the Quaker Oats guy in drag. But way worse. Levine is an unattractive human, regardless of its gender choice.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 11:00 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: fluffy at October 21, 2021 11:00 AM (RLie3)
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"No one ever does."
-The Spanish Inquisition
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 21, 2021 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
That's what us reich-wingers get for resisting common-sense bomb control, I guess.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 11:01 AM (QU5/8)
It's the weather.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 21, 2021 10:54 AM (fpRbZ)
Heh. Well I would hope if it's a sick out, I would've gotten a heads up, since I have an inside man and all.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 10:57 AM (Vt61E)
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Pay no attention to the pilots walking by with ties askew and half empty champagne bottles in their hands.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 11:01 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2021 11:01 AM (Va3dv)
I actually looked this up yesterday. The Surgeon General has been a 3-star admiral for many years. When the position of Assistant Secretary of Health was created in the 60's, someone had the bright idea that the Assistant Secretary should outrank the SG. It appears that about 1/3 of the time the AS takes the 4-star rank, about 1/3 of the time he/she (or he-she) remains a civilian, and about 1/3 of the time the SG serves as the acting AS.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2021 11:02 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 10:46 AM (gik04)
I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.
Posted by: Zombie Georgy Zhukov at October 21, 2021 11:02 AM (yQpMk)
All these lazy-ass TV news talking heads have those same set of bozos on their Rolodex, probably pay them $10K every time they show up to speculate, guess, and bullshit on camera.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (qpX6U)
I'm really sorry I can't make it.
I doubt it's a sick out at Alaska Air.
They're just getting the place ready for the rain.
It evidently sneaks up on them every year.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 21, 2021 11:00 AM (fpRbZ)
They just announced it's an issue with the air traffic control in Dallas. Which explains why Jewells is delayed too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (Vt61E)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (flINI)
Posted by: The girls, who received lovely parting gifts at October 21, 2021 10:58 AM (KUVBP)
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I am shocked -SHOCKED- to discover that a man who spent decades hanging around a group of women who'se sole purpose on the show was to provide "Emma Peel" wearing leotards and a Colgate Smile succumbed to his lecherous basal desires.
I shannot believe it. Good day, sir!
Posted by: reason at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (ePZfA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 11:01 AM (QU5/
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I've noticed while watching old movies and TV shows that you could buy dynamite in any hardware store until the 1960s.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Zombie Georgy Zhukov at October 21, 2021 11:02 AM (yQpMk)
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I love that movie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 11:04 AM (gik04)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (flINI)
CONGA LINE!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 11:04 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 11:04 AM (O7mKc)
I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.
Posted by: Zombie Georgy Zhukov at October 21, 2021 11:02 AM (yQpMk)
Which contemporary Commie was it who wore a corset to contain his big fat gut? Malenkov, I think?
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 11:04 AM (/KPLX)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at October 21, 2021 11:04 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 21, 2021 11:05 AM (MH0eD)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2021 11:05 AM (rLfOT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2021 10:56 AM (Y5qcH)
KEG STANDS!
We're not leavin' till we're heavin'!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 10:59 AM (axyOa)
NO FAIR! I've got a lawyers appointment in a couple of hours and need to stay sober for it!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2021 11:05 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 21, 2021 11:05 AM (O7mKc)
That could be a variety of things.
Maybe the controllers are using flights to spell out
Fuck Joe Biden?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 21, 2021 11:05 AM (fpRbZ)
I've noticed while watching old movies and TV shows that you could buy dynamite in any hardware store until the 1960s.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (xqRaG)
Used ot blow up stumps with my ol man. Fun!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2021 11:06 AM (axyOa)
I shannot believe it. Good day, sir!
Posted by: reason at October 21, 2021 11:03 AM (ePZfA)
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If you saw what Bobs wife looking like IRL you would understand why he felt the need to dip his pen into company ink.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 21, 2021 11:06 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2021 11:06 AM (BMmaB)
Seems like they're priming us to get used to having "military ranks" running various institutions. Makes one almost wonder why.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 11:07 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: gdgm+ at October 21, 2021 11:07 AM (HyPy9)
Posted by: zmdavid
You could buy a gun and have it mailed to your house until '68.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2021 11:07 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2021 11:04 AM (gik04)
I did too. I really chuckled at how well Buscemi moved like a fat guy, without being a fat guy. They didn't even pad him up for the role.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2021 11:08 AM (yQpMk)
This weekend my daughter is being inducted into the Order of the Arrow. My son and I will be there to watch the ceremony. We were inducted this past spring.
If we didn't have that going on, we'd probably be visiting my mother-in-law who is still in the hospital.
Life is insane right now.
Posted by: reason at October 21, 2021 11:08 AM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:12 AM (csEWM)
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That was mainly because Desi was a hound, and screwed around on Lucy continually. Once they got divorced, they actually had a very friendly relationship. They genuinely loved each other (according to their kids and their friends), Lucy just couldn't take all Desi's cheating during the marriage.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 11:09 AM (k4dH2)
Isn't that how Oswald got the rifle?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2021 11:09 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 21, 2021 11:10 AM (9KAj4)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Pronoun is Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe at October 21, 2021 11:07 AM (BFigT)
It is a poor banana republic that has no epaulettes.
Joe Joe already wears the shades.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2021 11:10 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 10:17 AM (csEWM)
Have a friend who's parents were active in the Hollywood scene and they'd go to Groucho's house every other Sunday for dinner. Dale Evans used to babysit him and his siblings.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 21, 2021 11:10 AM (Fs5vw)
Oh that's great.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2021 11:17 AM (nxdel)
It should be my hill for someone else to die on. That makes more sense.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 21, 2021 12:00 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Saf at October 21, 2021 12:48 PM (PgqFp)
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