Hammer-Headed Bat Cafe

newzealand.jfif
New Zealand as seen from the International Space Station,
via @astrophotosnaps


Ducklings feeding the fish.

Cat sees a cat on TV doing that kneading/massaging thing cats do, and decides to do that too.

Dog and owl are friends.

Kitten sittin'.

Dog IQ test.

Blue whale, with a Standard Reference Boat for size comparison.

Marathon dog-belly check-in.

Kid elephant makes an absolute mess of his birthday cake.

Parrot imitating a dog barking, and then a dog yelping.

Baby goats bothering a cow.

Dog is very direct about wanting more pets.

Surfing with dolphins.

I saw a guy on Twitter complaining about the honking of hammer-headed bats, which I'd never heard of.

First up: They're weird-looking.

hammerheadedbat.jfif

It's a big bat, weighing about a pound. The giant nose (only seen on males, females have more fox-like nose) is for purposes of making a big honking sound, a "lek," used to attract females for mating.

Here's what that might sound like.

Inman: Security guard terminator.

Chicken inflation.




Posted by: Ace at 07:43 PM




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1 What the actual fuck is that thing?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)

2 I like the hooters before shorts better than the underwear look. I don't like to be served food by uncomfortable people. I've only been to a hooters once and I noticed the food could use all the help it can get. I didn't try making a "lek" sound though.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 06:43 PM (+Z1Gj)

3 Poor bat -- he's needs a better stylist.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 06:44 PM (vuisn)

4 I saw Honking Bats open for Meatloaf back in 81. I left before the Meatloaf.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

5 Looks like a Great Dane with wings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 06:44 PM (kTF2Z)

6 They have Hooter's here in Alabama except they call them Cooter's.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 06:45 PM (vuisn)

7 It's a big bat, weighing about a pound. The giant nose (only seen on males, females have more fox-like nose) is for purposes of making a big honking sound, a "lek," used to attract females for mating.

++++

I hate bats! Hate hate hate.

Whew. I feel better getting that off my chest.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 15, 2021 06:45 PM (hVqGz)

8 I told them that there were nood bats.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)

9 Blue whale, with a Standard Reference Boat

We're going to need a bigger boat. Something along the lines of an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: pep at October 15, 2021 06:46 PM (ZsR3z)

10 Which would you kill faster, snakes or bats? Discuss.

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 15, 2021 06:46 PM (hQVBP)

11 Weirdos

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2021 06:46 PM (BFigT)

12 Nerdrotic is on Tim Pool tonight.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 15, 2021 06:46 PM (xPl2J)

13 "I told them that there were nood bats.
Posted by: Duke Lowell "

And it's the nekkid truth.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

14 Is Ninja Dog's name Parkour?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

15 Personal best today - road my bike 15 miles.

But it was nothing like those downhill guys last thread.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:47 PM (mD/uy)

16 That's some schnozzle.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 15, 2021 06:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 Bat 21 > Bat Masterson > the bat in this thread.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2021 06:48 PM (ehoxz)

18 I like bats.

Condors are cool too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 15, 2021 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

19 That's some schnozzle.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Why Thank You!! I just had it stuffed.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:49 PM (mD/uy)

20 That is a creepy looking bat

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 06:49 PM (YZG/i)

21 I wonder why God didnt give me a sufficient nose so Zooey Deschanel could hear my honks?

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 15, 2021 06:50 PM (hQVBP)

22 I would ride a bike for fifteen miles provided it was all downhill and there was a car at the bottom to take me home. Also, booze.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 06:50 PM (kTF2Z)

23 Crap. Open the page; assume it's been up for a long time; watch the Durrells in Corfu for fifteen minutes; hit a few other sites looking for good links; then scroll to bottom of Bat Cafe page and see I would have been Sponge.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 06:51 PM (UHVv4)

24 Still made #23
Brightens up somewhat.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 06:51 PM (UHVv4)

25 That's some schnozzle.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 15, 2021 06:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

I know, right?

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at October 15, 2021 06:51 PM (4I/2K)

26 If you think my nose is big you should see my tallywacker.

Posted by: A Hammer Headed Bat at October 15, 2021 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

27 22 I would ride a bike for fifteen miles provided it was all downhill and there was a car at the bottom to take me home. Also, booze.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 06:50 PM (kTF2Z)

It was 25 miles via bike trails from my house in South Denver, to Downtown. Used to leave mid morning, bike to downtown with my Lady Friend, then do drinks and dinner... then take the light rail home (which dropped off 1.5 miles from the House).

Made for some good days.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 06:52 PM (oHd/0)

28 We have huge vulture-looking things around here. I don't know if they're that big but they're pretty big. I haven't seen them circling over head yet. (knocks on wood)

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 06:53 PM (+Z1Gj)

29 I would ride a bike for fifteen miles provided it was all downhill and there was a car at the bottom to take me home. Also, booze.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

C'mon Duke - you know me. There's a bar and a diner at the midway point.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:54 PM (mD/uy)

30 What the actual fuck is that thing?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)

Ji Xinping pardons one of those on Chinese Thanksgiving.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 06:55 PM (cTqLg)

31 29 I would ride a bike for fifteen miles provided it was all downhill and there was a car at the bottom to take me home. Also, booze.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

C'mon Duke - you know me. There's a bar and a diner at the midway point.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:54 PM (mD/uy)

The bike path along the Pecos River does have a restaurant Bar that caters to the Bicyclers... cracked me up the first time I saw it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

32 I wonder which camera took that. There's a box up there with four different cameras on it specifically for long range photography, so I think it was likely from that one. The other camera I'm thinking of, while excellent, doesn't have enough depth of field for that shot.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 15, 2021 06:56 PM (8548M)

33 Flew over a Blue Whale at about 500' on an offshore trip out of Santa Maria CA. Really big.

Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 06:56 PM (AmoqO)

34 Daniel Craig: "I've been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember."

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2021 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

35 He looks like the kind of bat who dresses up like a human, goes out during the day, and kicks the piss out of other criminal bats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2021 06:57 PM (6FeV1)

36 Bats! Yay!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 06:57 PM (OCTRt)

37 Color me shocked. The perp who assassinated the Tory MP, Sir David Amess, has been "linked to Islamist extremism." I think linked here includes as in the knife he used to assassinate Sir Arness was linked to his hand.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 06:57 PM (ESLBo)

38 28 Sounds like you have some turkey buzzards in your area. Great at cleaning up road kill.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 15, 2021 06:57 PM (C1Lsn)

39 I was raised in a gay bar. Mama scrubed the toilets and ran the grill.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 15, 2021 06:58 PM (Tnijr)

40 Sharing a wave with a pod of dolphins.
........

Believe it or not, I've done that a couple of times in Baja.

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2021 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

41 Definitely a face only their mother can love. I like bats but they can be so ugly in a way almost nothing else is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2021 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

42
That's some schnozzle.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 15, 2021 06:48 PM


Hail, Eris

you've got mail...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 06:59 PM (DUIap)

43 Double odd seven.

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2021 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

44 Home workouts now (no gym access). No weight bench, but the couch works for dumbbell presses. Just did a set of 12 x 40lbs. Haven't done more than 30lbs since hernia surgery last November, so this is nice.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2021 06:59 PM (KAi1n)

45
Please to provide more pictures of bat:

c/o Bat Lady
Wuhan Institute of Virology
Reelect Biden 2024 Plaza
Wuhan, China

Posted by: Bat Lady at October 15, 2021 07:00 PM (dQvv7)

46 No one goes to Hooters for the food.

I usually fill up on toothpaste before going in to order a warm Budweiser.


Posted by: Ludacris Cam at October 15, 2021 07:00 PM (CiSRQ)

47 That bat looks like a goat to me

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2021 07:00 PM (2JoB8)

48 That bat is not that ugly. I've seen worse in Congress.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)

49 23 Crap. Open the page; assume it's been up for a long time; watch the Durrells in Corfu for fifteen minutes;

===

That is a fun show

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 07:00 PM (YZG/i)

50 >>Daniel Craig: "I've been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember."


You should checkout the Bath Houses!

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at October 15, 2021 07:00 PM (VHLkx)

51 Double odd seven.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2021 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

In....

"Thunderballs"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2021 07:00 PM (6FeV1)

52 Gay Dude in Bar: "So, what's you name?"

Daniel Craig: "Bun...Honey Bun."

Posted by: Boswell at October 15, 2021 07:01 PM (5iUNf)

53 As a kid in boy scouts, I rode a bike out of the city to a lake and then back for some stupid merit badge. A bunch of us kids did. About twenty miles there then back. No fancy 10 speed I just had a huffy dirt bike. My ass was so chafed.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 07:01 PM (+Z1Gj)

54 Filthy unvaxxed allowed outside to release a vulture( I'm guessing the mask wearer is)

Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2021 07:01 PM (CYnTg)

55 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (V13WU)

56 Ack! Hammer headed bat looks like something from Eraserhead. I'll never sleep again.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (OX9vb)

57 >>>Dog IQ test.

lol. What if your dog prefers eating the cup?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (hVqGz)

58 There was a place in Annandale, Va, years ago called "H. I. Ribsters". Rib place with a bar and booths. When I was in jr. high/high school, I'd go with a couple of friends once in awhile. We'd get a plate of onion rings and share them while enjoying the eye candy wearing French maid outfits.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (KAi1n)

59 The Jimmy Durante bat. Wonders never cease.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (jvt6t)

60 Star Trek is coming on. Its the one where that hot alien in the boots steals Spock's brain.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (Tnijr)

61 That bat is not that ugly. I've seen worse in Congress.

"I take that personally"
--Henry Waxman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

62 >>I rode a bike out of the city to a lake and then back for some stupid merit badge. A bunch of us kids did. About twenty miles there then back. No fancy 10 speed I just had a huffy dirt bike. My ass was so chafed.


Bike shorts, while completely gay in any setting, are a necessity for long rides.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:03 PM (VHLkx)

63 Star Trek is coming on. Its the one where that hot alien in the boots steals Spock's brain.
Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (Tnijr)

"Brain? Brain? What is brain?"

Posted by: Boswell at October 15, 2021 07:03 PM (5iUNf)

64 55 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (V13WU)

At first glance, it looks like he has a giant proboscis smooshing into her face

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2021 07:04 PM (6FeV1)

65 Bike shorts, while completely gay in any setting, are a necessity for long rides.

"These shorts are completely regulation!"
--Lieutenant Dangle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

66 "I take that personally"
--Henry Waxman

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As you should now go back to your cave.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

67 53 Used to ride my bike to the city dump. .22 on the handlebars. Shooting rats was considered a public service. Now you would be stopped by the SWAT team.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 15, 2021 07:04 PM (C1Lsn)

68 I'd go with a couple of friends once in awhile. We'd get a plate of onion rings and share them while enjoying the eye candy wearing French maid outfits.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2021 07:02 

Lean college days?

Just a plate of onions for me.

Lol

Posted by: Ludacris Cam at October 15, 2021 07:04 PM (y6iHd)

69 >>> Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (V13WU)



That isn't the happiest recipient of a kiss I've ever seen.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 07:05 PM (+Z1Gj)

70 37 Color me shocked. The perp who assassinated the Tory MP, Sir David Amess, has been "linked to Islamist extremism." I think linked here includes as in the knife he used to assassinate Sir Arness was linked to his hand.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 06:57 PM (ESLBo)


I hate to re-traumatize you when you're already processing that, but apparently he is "of Somali descent."

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2021 07:05 PM (S7/a+)

71 From last thread:

64 Hopefully your liquor store is closer then mine (15 miles, different county).

Posted by: redchief at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (Kab4E)


Yeah, it's practically right around the corner from me. Mmmm.... Yummy booze...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 07:05 PM (DTX3h)

72 The fact is the aliens could have probably run that whole city on a Raspberry Pi.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

73 Bruce Wayne quickly dropped the hammerhead bat costume.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)

74 >>I hate to re-traumatize you when you're already processing that, but apparently he is "of Somali descent."


Which is odd. Because Somalia is such a lovely place.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:06 PM (VHLkx)

75 62 Bike shorts, while completely gay in any setting, are a necessity for long rides.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:03 PM (VHLkx)


So, reason enough to never take a long ride?

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2021 07:06 PM (S7/a+)

76 Crap. Open the page; assume it's been up for a long time; watch the Durrells in Corfu for fifteen minutes;

===

That is a fun show
Posted by: vmom


Sad when it ended. Wife and I liked it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 07:06 PM (OCTRt)

77 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:02 PM (V13WU)

For starters he's clearly a giant faggot and she should be with me.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 07:06 PM (FkV9V)

78 That isn't the happiest recipient of a kiss I've ever seen.




Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:07 PM (V13WU)

79 >>> Bike shorts, while completely gay in any setting, are a necessity for long rides.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:03 PM (VHLkx)


I bought them for cycling classes. They're a must. You're up and down up and down for an hour. Could hardly walk the first few weeks. Me<--candy ass, apparently

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 07:07 PM (+Z1Gj)

80 Bike shorts, while completely gay in any setting, are a necessity for long rides.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:03 PM (VHLkx)

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We've been over this Garret. Your shorts are fine. It's the crocs and messenger bag that make you look gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 07:08 PM (kTF2Z)

81 >>So, reason enough to never take a long ride?


No. Just reason enough to always have something to change into the second you are off your bike.

I feel every bit as gay in camo or waders when I am in public. Sure. Not advertising the produce as much in those.
But wearing any of them anywhere but in the field? Gay.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:08 PM (VHLkx)

82 "tell me what is wrong with this picture"

She doesn't have the whole thing in her mouth.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

83 King Harv has the attire of an northern Italian haberdasher.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 15, 2021 07:09 PM (xopIz)

84 More color me shocked and even more traumatized. From Breitbart: Democrats in the Illinois state legislature released their proposed new congressional district maps, which place Republican Adam Kinzinger in a Democratic district and force him to run in 2022 against an incumbent who is likely to defeat him.

And he was such a good UniParty parasite. I am so, so, so, sad I am tearing up for the cameras. On cue.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 07:09 PM (ESLBo)

85 Seriously?! Why the hell is that dumb bitch wearing a stupid face diaper?! Huh? You wanna tell me? We're out in the middle of NOWHERE! And she's wearing a MASK?

...

What the fuck?!

Posted by: the condor at October 15, 2021 07:09 PM (DTX3h)

86 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq
Posted by: runner


Her lady peen was stiff?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 07:09 PM (OCTRt)

87 >>We've been over this Garret. Your shorts are fine. It's the crocs and messenger bag that make you look gay.


Why does everybody mix me up with Ace.

He's the guy with the Crocs and Messenger Bag...wrecking the Vespa.

I am the guy in the Bike shorts riding down the mountain in rural montana.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:10 PM (VHLkx)

88 Waxman -- perhaps the original 'Two Car'

Posted by: micky at October 15, 2021 07:10 PM (3byMq)

89 Ji Xinping pardons one of those on Chinese Thanksgiving.
----------------------------
Then it's "guest of honour" at a special party!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

90 Back when I was an exercise fiend I wore bike shorts under gym shorts for the exercise bike. Usually rode for an hour before hitting the weights. Twelve to fourteen hours a week. Lot of work but it was worth it.

Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 07:12 PM (AmoqO)

91 I wish Trump had at least just once declared "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" about the turkey and then ended that idiotic tradition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

92 Runner looks to me like a surprise

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2021 07:12 PM (2JoB8)

93 Sadly it's bed time, no TGIF for me
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2021 07:13 PM (2JoB8)

94 I am the guy in the Bike shorts riding down the mountain in rural montana.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 07:10 PM (VHLkx)

Would it perchance be Brokeback Mt?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 15, 2021 07:13 PM (/6GbT)

95 55 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq
Posted by: runner at O

He looks like he has filler in his lips and she has a Birkin.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2021 07:15 PM (9mPbX)

96 I ignored everything today and I'm just now reading about the MP who was stabbed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 15, 2021 07:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

97 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture
_______________
Besides her dick being bigger than his?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2021 07:16 PM (BFigT)

98 Goodbye, Quislinger.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 07:17 PM (cTqLg)

99 Uh huh, almost didn't click bat sound link, thought it might be Yo...nah, not gonna say it....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 15, 2021 07:17 PM (7bRMQ)

100 55 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq
Posted by: runner at O
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The purse is not properly sized for triple digit billionaire pocket change grift.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 07:17 PM (ESLBo)

101 Ok you guys, I need your expert advice , tell me what is wrong with this picture : https://bit.ly/3AGeElq
Posted by: runner

That's his midlife crisis ho that he left his wife for

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 07:18 PM (YZG/i)

102 So who are the people in the photo?

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 07:19 PM (+Z1Gj)

103 Just took a tour of the off-shore South Island islands.

Lots of birds there.

I had no idea the ISS could get south of South Island, NZ, looking north. A very inclined orbit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

104 102 So who are the people in the photo?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 07:19 PM (+Z1Gj)

One's Joe

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 07:22 PM (II3Gr)

105 ISS orbital inclination is about 56 degrees.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2021 07:23 PM (BFigT)

106 There's a theory that the Jersey Devil is a hammer head bat. They think it's possible some were stowaways on ships in the 1800's and a small colony is in New Jersey.

Look at the drawings of the Jersey Devil. Its really close. Would be a cool story if true.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 07:24 PM (Ww4T+)

107 I agree with all of you !

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:24 PM (V13WU)

108 Looks natural, no ?

HAHAHAHAH !

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:25 PM (V13WU)

109 So who are the people in the photo?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 07:19 PM (+Z1Gj)

Jeff Bezos and some future billionairess.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 07:25 PM (cTqLg)

110 Martini Farmer

Thanks!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

111 If you haven't read the short blurb Rob Zimmerman has over at Behind the Black... a SciTech and Space site that J.J. periodically links, go over there and read what he said about Bezos and Shatner.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2021 07:25 PM (BFigT)

112 That cow with the goats is a bull.

Posted by: Drc at October 15, 2021 07:26 PM (llGBY)

113 Baby goats sound like they are tap dancing. Cute!

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at October 15, 2021 07:26 PM (OQcPl)

114 vmom, he sent a penis shaped rocket into space, paid for by slave labor; I'd say midlife crisis

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:26 PM (V13WU)

115 The dead MP was also a dog and cat owner and belonged to cat [and I assume a dog] health group.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

116 US Army Major General Jo Clyborne was ridiculed on social media after she protested that the military would not allow her to wear a French manicure to work.

Clyborne posted a photo to Twitter which showed her removing her manicure on Thursday evening.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/
1449030130576277505

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

117 Test.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 15, 2021 07:29 PM (wkCdE)

118 Test 2.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 15, 2021 07:30 PM (wkCdE)

119 The dead MP was also a dog and cat owner and belonged to cat [and I assume a dog] health group.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

Oh, well he deserved it then. Dogs are haram. He was belittling and harassing that poor guy who killed him.

Posted by: Leftist Tabloids at October 15, 2021 07:30 PM (7bRMQ)

120 Okay, it seems to work tonight.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at October 15, 2021 07:30 PM (wkCdE)

121 Well in total fairness to Bezos, if I had that sort of money one of my major goals would also be to build giant penises with slave labor and send them into orbit.

Posted by: CppThis at October 15, 2021 07:30 PM (UewuT)

122 Boeing strikers including "Let's go, Brandon" sign.

https://twitter.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/
1449111155260018688

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 07:30 PM (UHVv4)

123 Clyborne posted a photo to Twitter which showed her removing her manicure on Thursday evening.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/
1449030130576277505
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

Conduct unbecoming. . . ? No, not the nails - the little girl crying about it and posting a pic.

Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 07:32 PM (mD/uy)

124 112 That cow with the goats is a bull.
Posted by: Drc at October 15, 2021 07:26 PM (llGBY)

That sounds like a saying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:34 PM (kBuGL)

125 The Red Chinese are sending three batronauts into orbit for three months for the Glorious Xi. [Are they using something other than astro- or cosmonaut??]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 07:34 PM (UHVv4)

126 Andy, chinanauts.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 07:34 PM (V13WU)

127 Prince William slams Bezos for not spending all that money on poor earthlings. William didn't fall too far from the tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:35 PM (OssB6)

128 I can't hear decent honking on the hammer-headed bat audio. Their noses obviously need to be made much bigger to generate a proper honk. Clever Chinese gene splicing might be able to produce the desired chimerical super-schnoz. It's worth a shot.

Posted by: Stompy Wompy gp at October 15, 2021 07:35 PM (qpX6U)

129 I'm not sure what's worse: that our supposedly hardcore military leadership is running around getting manicures, that the're all arguing about the fact that she did it, or that her response was to make a bitchy QQ video on the internet.

Posted by: CppThis at October 15, 2021 07:36 PM (UewuT)

130 127 Prince William slams Bezos for not spending all that money on poor earthlings. William didn't fall too far from the tree.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:35 PM (OssB6)

In Bezos' case, he seems to be approaching space with a dilettante's attention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:36 PM (kBuGL)

131
I can't hear decent honking on the hammer-headed bat audio. Their noses obviously need to be made much bigger to generate a proper honk. Clever Chinese gene splicing might be able to produce the desired chimerical super-schnoz. It's worth a shot.

Posted by: Stompy Wompy gp at October 15, 2021 07:35 PM


they do have experience with gain of function research

(the chicoms, not the bats)

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 07:37 PM (DUIap)

132 You know how I 'do my nails'? Swiss army knife (small model.) The scissors work great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:37 PM (kBuGL)

133 COVID-22: The HammerHead Variant.

Posted by: Stompy Wompy gp at October 15, 2021 07:38 PM (qpX6U)

134 AltonJackson, I need to send you directions. hogmartin tends to get lost.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:39 PM (OssB6)

135 Prince William slams Bezos for not spending all that money on poor earthlings. William didn't fall too far from the tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:35 PM (OssB6)

So, when you're king, you're going to tell parliament to rescind the Civil List payments, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 15, 2021 07:39 PM (7bRMQ)

136 Bubble headed bat shit.

Sean Hannity
@seanhannity
NEVER ENOUGH: Bernie Says $3.5 Trillion is 'Already a Compromise' Because He Really Wanted $6 Trillion

-
Well, the $6 T would've been free, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 07:39 PM (d9FiS)

137 AltonJackson, I need to send you directions. hogmartin tends to get lost.
Posted by: Ben Had

NO! You're other left Hogmartin!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 07:41 PM (mD/uy)

138 Six trillion would have cost LESS than zero.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 07:41 PM (63Dwl)

139
AltonJackson, I need to send you directions. hogmartin tends to get lost.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:39 PM


thanks Ben Had

the route is seared into my brain

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 07:42 PM (DUIap)

140 138 Six trillion would have cost LESS than zero.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 07:41 PM (63Dwl)

Well, they are making money out of whole cloth these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:42 PM (kBuGL)

141 Their noses obviously need to be made much bigger to generate a proper honk. Clever Chinese gene splicing might be able to produce the desired chimerical super-schnoz. It's worth a shot.
Posted by: Stompy Wompy gp at October 15, 2021


***
They'll be too head-heavy to fly. Imagine a hammer-head bat struggling to get off the ground while dragging its chin in the dirt. Sad.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 07:43 PM (c6xtn)

142 "Bernie Says $3.5 Trillion is 'Already a Compromise' Because He Really Wanted $6 Trillion"

What a sellout! A real Democratic Socialist wouldn't settle for less than $10T.

Posted by: Stompy Wompy gp at October 15, 2021 07:43 PM (qpX6U)

143 They'll be too head-heavy to fly. Imagine a hammer-head bat struggling to get off the ground while dragging its chin in the dirt. Sad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 07:43 PM (c6xtn)

They could grip it by the husk!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:44 PM (kBuGL)

144 There are a couple of volcanic islands south of South Island, New Zealand that are pristine.

The volcanoes are extinct, and not sure how you bore into the rock to make an undetected lair.

And grocery delivery is a tad involved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

145 AltonJackson, Hahahaha. You are a true gentleman.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:46 PM (OssB6)

146 "They'll be too head-heavy to fly."

Dammit, I always forget the unintended consequences. Back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Stompy Wompy gp at October 15, 2021 07:46 PM (qpX6U)

147 Ben Had

Hugs. Soon.

I know of only two, and I have their details. I will take care of them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

148 He looks like the kind of bat who dresses up like a human, goes out during the day, and kicks the piss out of other criminal bats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2021


***

ManBat !

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 07:46 PM (c6xtn)

149 142 "Bernie Says $3.5 Trillion is 'Already a Compromise' Because He Really Wanted $6 Trillion"
What a sellout! A real Democratic Socialist wouldn't settle for less than $10T.
Posted by: Stompy Wompy gp at October 15, 2021 07:43 PM (qpX6U)
12 trillion!
-Hitler
14 trillion!
-Stalin
20 trillion!
-Mao
We'll just beat our political dissidents to death!
-Pol Pot

Posted by: Asshole Auction at October 15, 2021 07:46 PM (kBuGL)

150 >>> 139
AltonJackson, I need to send you directions. hogmartin tends to get lost.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:39 PM

thanks Ben Had

the route is seared into my brain
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 07:42 PM (DUIap)

Hippocampus!

Posted by: Christy Blasey Ford-Lincoln-Mercury at October 15, 2021 07:47 PM (ACi07)

151 AltonJackson, I need to send you directions. hogmartin tends to get lost.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:39 PM (OssB6)


Only when I'm not driving.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 07:47 PM (P4LRL)

152 Double odd seven.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2021 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

In....

"Thunderballs"


"Quantum of Sore Ass"

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 07:47 PM (HdAVX)

153 >>>The giant nose (only seen on males, females have more fox-like nose) is for purposes of making a big honking sound, a "lek," used to attract females for mating.

That bat stole my moves.

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 07:48 PM (KnJdm)

154 "Thunderballs"

"Quantum of Sore Ass"
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 07:47 PM (HdAVX)

"Tits Royale"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:48 PM (kBuGL)

155 "Tits Royale"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:48 PM (kBuGL)


Rejected Zappa album?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (P4LRL)

156 They could grip it by the husk!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:44 PM (kBuGL)

It's not a question of where 'e grips it, it's a question of weight ratios.

Posted by: 2nd Guard into birding at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (4I/2K)

157
speaking of which, who all is going to be in town on Thursday evening? any festivities planned?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (DUIap)

158 hogmartin, be sure to refresh Weird Dave's directions.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (OssB6)

159 That's an ugly ass bat.
Wanted goats but they're not allowed by our HOA. Got chickens instead. Goats are soooo much cuter.
And I'd kill myself if I had chickens like the one in the Inman video. Yikes!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (2NHgQ)

160 So... is McAuliffe actually making an argument against his own candidacy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (kBuGL)

161 "Thunderballs"

"Quantum of Sore Ass"
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 07:47 PM (HdAVX)

"Tits Royale"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021


***
Snotfall

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (c6xtn)

162 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Any Monarch come to mind there?

Grace Kelly was only a Princess.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

163 I don't get lost, I just drive past every.single.time.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:50 PM (ACi07)

164 Helena Handbasket. Look for the Moron sign.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:51 PM (OssB6)

165 Any Monarch come to mind there?

Grace Kelly was only a Princess.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

'Built like the Queen Mary' makes you wonder.

Helen of Troy. You know they say she was beautiful...

Catherine the Great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:51 PM (kBuGL)

166 Helena Handbasket

Oh my gosh! The bacon is in danger!!

We need a Moron sigh at the gate, just like last year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

167 I don't get lost, I just drive past every.single.time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:50 PM (ACi07)


There's "drive past" and then there's "Waco City Limit".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 07:52 PM (P4LRL)

168 164 Helena Handbasket. Look for the Moron sign.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:51 PM (OssB6)

You don't have a Moron signal? Maybe a Flaming skull?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:52 PM (kBuGL)

169 What is the military coming to when the General can't have the nail style they like? Outrage!
And I used to ride a bike 15 miles all the time. Then I got a car, finally.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 15, 2021 07:52 PM (3/XaG)

170 AltonJackson - I'll be there.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 07:53 PM (mD/uy)

171 >>> 159 That's an ugly ass bat.
Wanted goats but they're not allowed by our HOA. Got chickens instead. Goats are soooo much cuter.
And I'd kill myself if I had chickens like the one in the Inman video. Yikes!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (2NHgQ)

I moved to a place without and HOA. ;P Now I need to get goat-compatible fencing and such.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:53 PM (ACi07)

172 Jealous of the TX MoMe hordelings. Have fun!

Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 07:53 PM (KnJdm)

173 Aetius451AD

Helen of Troy is a tragic case. Lots of dead people. Defines the description :High Maintenance.

Catherine the Great was an Austrian. With strong desires. All you 6'5'' Imperial Guardsmen go at it.

I'll take the queen of my heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

174
We need a Moron sigh at the gate, just like last year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:51 PM


nah, RancherBob's neighbors are used to it by now. we need something bigger

(the banner will be there again this year)

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 07:55 PM (DUIap)

175 172 Jealous of the TX MoMe hordelings. Have fun!
Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 07:53 PM (KnJdm)

Indeed. I will have my own batch of adult children I have to watch though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (kBuGL)

176 >>> 166 Helena Handbasket

Oh my gosh! The bacon is in danger!!

We need a Moron sigh at the gate, just like last year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

The bacon has already been safely delivered from grammie winger land to our wonderful hosts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (ACi07)

177
I finished a patent search today and got three more on my slate. Catalyst, cement and medical devices. Always something different, always interesting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (/U27+)

178 >>> 167 I don't get lost, I just drive past every.single.time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:50 PM (ACi07)


There's "drive past" and then there's "Waco City Limit".
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 07:52 PM (P4LRL)

OH COME ON it was only the Hubbard City Limit

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (ACi07)

179 Aetius451AD

QEII was top-heavy after the babies. And she is a widow now. Go for it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

180 So I was on the, ehm, big white throne of wisdom earlier today and a thought occurred to me: maybe we're approaching the Joe Rogan situation wrong and should embrace the left's terminology to troll the shit out of them.

Lib: Ahahaha, those stupid wingnuts and their horse dewormer, they'll believe anything.
Redpill: I know, right? Joe Rogan actually did take horse dewormer for covid and got better. Clearly this virus is so weak even random shit like that is effective against it. After all, he *did* get better. Therefore, all the lockdowns and mandates are pure failure theatre for the purpose of gaining more power.
Lib: B-b-but that's not really what...
Redpill: Hey dude, your words not mine. You say that Ivermectin is animal food, yet it's clearly proven effective. So this supposedly apocalyptic virus is defeated by the placebo effect, and thus Fauci et all are lying their asses off about everything.
Lib: But Fauci speaks for the science, damnit! We owe it to the science gods to follow him!
Redpill: By making ourselves sick over nothing? Because that's what you are advocating, sir.
Lib: ...fuck you...
Redpill: *rubs nipples in triumph*

Posted by: CppThis at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (UewuT)

181 Helena Handbasket

Whew. Was getting as tad concerned. That bacon is ambrosia made solid. The delivery system is sublime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

182 OH COME ON it was only the Hubbard City Limit
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (ACi07)


I wasn't speaking for anyone else...

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 07:58 PM (P4LRL)

183 127 Prince William slams Bezos for not spending all that money on poor earthlings. William didn't fall too far from the tree.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 07:35 PM (OssB6)

How much cash on hand has ol' Will?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 07:58 PM (qvjMx)

184 I could have lived without the bat pic

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 15, 2021 07:58 PM (sJHOI)

185 I don't think that's a cow, Ace. That's a BISON.

Posted by: GWB at October 15, 2021 08:00 PM (+Lvag)

186 Teach a man to fish and he's useless to me.

Posted by: Prince Bill of Tampon at October 15, 2021 08:00 PM (Xrfse)

187
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 07:53 PM

noted

the Thursday night tradition is for everyone to drive around aimlessly for about 90 minutes, txting back & forth, then all meet up in the HEB parking lot

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:00 PM (DUIap)

188 Helena Handbasket

FBI Infiltrators Training Camp Here

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

189 Speaking of legends like the Jersey Devil, ever notice that now that cameras are ubiquitous, no one sees Sasquatch anymore?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 08:01 PM (kTF2Z)

190 The bacon has already been safely delivered from grammie winger land to our wonderful hosts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (ACi07)

Wow, you got Usingers? Only the best.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 08:02 PM (qvjMx)

191 I always liked Hooters. When my Seabee buddy and I hunted on the Savannah River each turkey season, we'd eat at this seafood place on the interstate near the Might Eighth Air Force museum. Finding it closed one time we just went to the Hooters next door. Our wives accused us of never hunting turkeys, but some other type of bird.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:02 PM (0OP+5)

192 QEII was top-heavy after the babies. And she is a widow now. Go for it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

Saw some bs article claiming the docs have told her to not have so many cocktails. As if it matters at her age. Bottoms up, Your Majesty!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 08:03 PM (qvjMx)

193 You know.

The politics of professional baseball aside..... there's a whole lot of people in Houston watching a game and 10 million more on tv watching. No masks. Happy faces. The pandemic is over. People see it.

Only the press and the ruling class keep it going. Oh, and the "medical community." Fuck them. Fuck me. I'm sorry that I'm a part of it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 08:03 PM (j2mKL)

194 the Thursday night tradition is for everyone to drive around aimlessly for about 90 minutes, txting back & forth, then all meet up in the HEB parking lot
Posted by: AltonJackson

You can count on me to drive aimlessly!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:04 PM (mD/uy)

195 Our wives accused us of never hunting turkeys, but some other type of bird.
Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:02 PM (0OP+5)

My dad called me up when they built the first Hooters up here. Said he was upset that mom wouldn't take him there. I think she punched him in the arm.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 08:04 PM (qvjMx)

196 Wow... just hit me.

Trump will have to give testimony because someone go kicked out of one of his rallies.

Leftism is a Religion, and Trump is their Devil. They will never let it go... because without a Devil, there is no 'threat' to a religion.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:05 PM (oHd/0)

197 194 the Thursday night tradition is for everyone to drive around aimlessly for about 90 minutes, txting back & forth, then all meet up in the HEB parking lot
Posted by: AltonJackson

You can count on me to drive aimlessly!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:04 PM (mD/uy)

We used to call that cruising....

Posted by: American Graffitti at October 15, 2021 08:06 PM (oHd/0)

198
there's a small chain of hair-cut places in suburban Detroit (Rock City) called Lady Jane's or some such

best described as a Great Clips staffed by Hooters waitresses

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:07 PM (DUIap)

199 Only the press and the ruling class keep it going. Oh, and the "medical community." Fuck them. Fuck me. I'm sorry that I'm a part of it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 08:03 PM (j2mKL)

Follow the money, always. Hospitals are paid by patient, not by outcome. The more they off with ventilators, the more they can fit in later. They have no financial impetus to cure anybody, and they have a great incentive to declare everything covid.

Same for politicians, who are on the take from pharmaceutical companies. They have no reason to shut down what has turned out to be not much of a pandemic. They make bank and aren't giving it up.

If ivermectin prolonged the disease, they'd be all in.

It ain't your fault, Nurse, and we don't take it badly on your account.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 08:08 PM (qvjMx)

200 Oh. And hundreds of thousands of screaming co-eds will watch football tomorrow. And millions more cheering for them. The pandemic is over.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 08:08 PM (U2p+3)

201 best described as a Great Clips staffed by Hooters waitresses
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:07 PM (DUIap)

I suppose you should be clear when you walk in about which hair you want cut.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (qvjMx)

202 Thanks tcn.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (U2p+3)

203 155 "Tits Royale"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 07:48 PM (kBuGL)

Rejected Zappa album?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 07:49 PM (P4LRL)

Tarnsman of Gor?

Posted by: American Graffitti at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

204
We used to call that cruising....

Posted by: American Graffitti at October 15, 2021 08:06 PM


I know, right?

kids just don't know how to have fun these days

(watch out for the cop at Jerry's Cherries)

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (DUIap)

205 Although I have have delicious repasts at a HEB standing in by a shelf picking out the good stuff - where should I go for breakfast Thursday morning?

Aguado's?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (mD/uy)

206 195 Our wives accused us of never hunting turkeys, but some other type of bird.
Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:02 PM (0OP+5)

My dad called me up when they built the first Hooters up here. Said he was upset that mom wouldn't take him there. I think she punched him in the arm.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 08:04 PM
22 years in the Navy, I been seen some Hooters. I did indeed think their wings were very good and curly fires too. And of course a couple dozen oysters wuz a good starter. We did this at lunchtime in uniform. Different times, different Navy.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (0OP+5)

207 Have a great night, everyone.

May your sleep be deep, with happy dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

208 Apple has taken down one of the world's most popular Koran apps in China, following a request from officials.

Quran Majeed is available across the world on the App Store -- and has nearly 150,000 reviews. It is used by millions of Muslims.

The BBC understands that the app was removed for hosting illegal religious texts.

The Chinese government has not responded to the BBC's request for comment.

The deletion of the app was first noticed by Apple Censorship -- a website that monitors apps on Apple's App Store globally.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (UHVv4)

209 200 Oh. And hundreds of thousands of screaming co-eds will watch football tomorrow. And millions more cheering for them. The pandemic is over.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 08:08 PM (U2p+3)

And they'll be yelling... Lets Go Brandon!

Posted by: American Graffitti at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

210 200 Oh. And hundreds of thousands of screaming co-eds will watch football tomorrow. And millions more cheering for them. The pandemic is over.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 08:08 PM (U2p+3)

And they will chant. Brandon should be very proud.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (qvjMx)

211 I just saw an ad for a Lifetime movie about a family losing their father produced by Meggy Mac and entitled Don't Sweat the Small Stuff. I guess it's part of John's funeral.

P.S. Star Heather Locklear has ugged out. Appears to have gotten some of the take-me-to-your-leader plastic surgery.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (d9FiS)

212 Yikes, that hammered-headed bat is freaking me out.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:10 PM (NpAcC)

213 one of the world's most popular Koran apps

-
Slicing With Style?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 08:11 PM (d9FiS)

214 We did this at lunchtime in uniform. Different times, different Navy.
Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (0OP+5)

/Fist Bump!

Had a shipmate who used his Re-enlistment bonus to buy part ownership of a strip joint in San Diego.

Good guy to know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:11 PM (oHd/0)

215 "67 53 Used to ride my bike to the city dump. .22 on the handlebars. Shooting rats was considered a public service. Now you would be stopped by the SWAT team.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 15, 2021 07:04 PM (C1Lsn) "

back in the 80's when Chicago had a skeet/trap range on the lakefront I rode my bike there a few times with a cased 870 on the back carrier ... jeezley crow, what a different world, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 15, 2021 08:12 PM (jDHSU)

216 >>> P.S. Star Heather Locklear has ugged out. Appears to have gotten some of the take-me-to-your-leader plastic surgery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (d9FiS)


(unrolls 80s poster) Nope, she still looks fine as hell.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 08:12 PM (+Z1Gj)

217
Although I have have delicious repasts at a HEB standing in by a shelf picking out the good stuff - where should I go for breakfast Thursday morning?

Aguado's?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM


what time does the Collin Street Bakery open? you could get there early and grab provisions for the rest of us

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:13 PM (DUIap)

218 In fairness, heather thomas >heather locwlear

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 15, 2021 08:16 PM (K3ZCc)

219 "Thunderballs"
"Quantum of Sore Ass"
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 07:47 PM (HdAVX)
"Tits Royale"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021
***
Snotfall
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

From the Bee.

Gay Superman Will Use Super-Hearing To Listen For Fabulous Antiquing Deal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 08:16 PM (d9FiS)

220 what time does the Collin Street Bakery open? you could get there early and grab provisions for the rest of us
Posted by: AltonJackson

How many fruitcakes can you eat? LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:17 PM (mD/uy)

221 Although I have have delicious repasts at a HEB standing in by a shelf picking out the good stuff - where should I go for breakfast Thursday morning?

Aguado's?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (mD/uy)


ISTR there was a place on 5th and Beaton that was pretty good for brunch.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 08:17 PM (P4LRL)

222 Aguado's is the bomb-diggety!

Posted by: Weasel at October 15, 2021 08:17 PM (MVjcR)

223 214 We did this at lunchtime in uniform. Different times, different Navy.
Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM (0OP+5)

/Fist Bump!

Had a shipmate who used his Re-enlistment bonus to buy part ownership of a strip joint in San Diego.

Good guy to know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:11 PM
Dude! I had a geographical batchler TM1 who rented a room from me who re-enlisted right before pulling in to Rio. He and his buds partied away 6K of his bonus in 3 (THREE!) days.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:17 PM (0OP+5)

224 ISTR there was a place on 5th and Beaton that was pretty good for brunch.
Posted by: hogmartin

Across the Street Diner?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:18 PM (mD/uy)

225
Aguado's?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:09 PM

ISTR there was a place on 5th and Beaton that was pretty good for brunch.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 08:17 PM


was that the place we went last year? near the Wolf Brand Chili monument?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:20 PM (DUIap)

226 Across the Street Diner?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:18 PM (mD/uy)


Might've been. Looked like an old-timey drugstore.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 08:20 PM (P4LRL)

227 was that the place we went last year? near the Wolf Brand Chili monument?
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:20 PM (DUIap)


Right. With the black and white tile and the bacon sandwich.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 08:21 PM (P4LRL)

228 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:21 PM (arJlL)

229 He and his buds partied away 6K of his bonus in 3 (THREE!) days.
Posted by: Eromero

And they still hoot about it when they get together!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:21 PM (mD/uy)

230 Dude! I had a geographical batchler TM1 who rented a room from me who re-enlisted right before pulling in to Rio. He and his buds partied away 6K of his bonus in 3 (THREE!) days.
Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:17 PM (0OP+5)

LOL... early 80's, I was in my early 20's. Re-enlisted, got the bonus and blew it in the next year.... semi on purpose.

I was a nut back then, who never really thought I would make it to 30. Bought a new Crotch Rocket. Paid off my Car. Paid rent (when I was not getting housing as I was too low in rank then). Took Skiing vacays for leave to Vail... flew to New York to meet a Girl... bought rounds for the house (at happy hours, back then, things like Quarter Drink Night).

Got some great memories.... no regrets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:21 PM (oHd/0)

231 I'd love to have a couple of baby goats.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:22 PM (NpAcC)

232 231 I'd love to have a couple of baby goats.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:22 PM (NpAcC)

/looks intrigued... winks...

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at October 15, 2021 08:23 PM (oHd/0)

233
Across the Street Diner?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:18 PM

Might've been. Looked like an old-timey drugstore.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 08:20 PM


you think we can go back?

surely they'll have forgotten by now

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:23 PM (DUIap)

234 Wolf Brand Chili monument reminds me of the statue of The King of Beers in LaCrosse ... gotta love 'em !

g'night everyone, back for the Pixy thread & EMT ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 15, 2021 08:23 PM (jDHSU)

235 231 I'd love to have a couple of baby goats.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:22 PM (NpAcC)

/looks pissed....

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at October 15, 2021 08:24 PM (oHd/0)

236 I'd love to have a couple of baby goats.
Posted by: r


those hooves have to be a bitch coming out

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 15, 2021 08:25 PM (K3ZCc)

237
Wolf Brand Chili monument reminds me of the statue of The King of Beers in LaCrosse ... gotta love 'em !

g'night everyone, back for the Pixy thread & EMT ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 15, 2021 08:23 PM


or the cannabis amnesty bins at the airport...monuments everywhere

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:26 PM (DUIap)

238 Biden's Pick For Top Banking Regulator Refuses To Hand Over Thesis On Marxism
Saule Omarova, President Joe Biden's nominee to head the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC), is refusing to hand over to the Senate Banking Committee her university thesis on Marxism written during her time in the Soviet Union. [andy: She looks Chinese but her Wiki says she's "Kazakh-American". And LOL it also gives her name in Cyrillic Russian text! That's not too much of a giveaway!]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:26 PM (UHVv4)

239 Good evening, Horde. First bonfire of the season tonight!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 08:26 PM (+4oV5)

240 Some like it Gruff.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:27 PM (UHVv4)

241
Good evening, Horde. First bonfire of the season tonight!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 08:26 PM


hey Ladyl

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:28 PM (DUIap)

242 you think we can go back?

surely they'll have forgotten by now
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 08:23 PM (DUIap)


I can just wear a different hat.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 08:28 PM (P4LRL)

243 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:26 PM (UHVv4)

A communist in charge of banks...

What next... a Transexual in charge of school kids?

Oh... wait.... crap....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:28 PM (oHd/0)

244
Headline in the Chronicle of Higher Education: "A Professor's Apology for Showing a Film With Blackface Was Not Enough"

Univerisities: oases of totalitarianism in a sea of freedom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 08:29 PM (/U27+)

245 Headline in the Chronicle of Higher Education: "A Professor's Apology for Showing a Film With Blackface Was Not Enough"

Univerisities: oases of totalitarianism in a sea of freedom.



in fairness, why did he have to wear blackface to show a movie

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (K3ZCc)

246 Got some great memories.... no regrets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:21 PM
Dime beers Gitmo Marine side 1968. Me neither shipmate. Sometimes I wonder how I stacked up 22 years and been retired 25 years. GOD must have a plan for me cause He let me skate thus far.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (0OP+5)

247 Ladyl!! This time last year we were freezing our asses off in Texas. All huddled in the barn. Rancher Bob and Jennifer still managed a feast for us. God Bless those two!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (nxdel)

248 HONK!

Posted by: Hammer-headed Fruit Bat with a huge schnozz at October 15, 2021 08:31 PM (ybIRR)

249 /looks pissed....
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at October 15, 2021 08:24 PM (oHd/0)
*********
lol

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:31 PM (NpAcC)

250 245 in fairness, why did he have to wear blackface to show a movie
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (K3ZCc)


Not so fast...Winthorp.

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2021 08:31 PM (S7/a+)

251 Headline in the Chronicle of Higher Education: "A Professor's Apology for Showing a Film With Blackface Was Not Enough"

Univerisities: oases of totalitarianism in a sea of freedom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 08:29 PM (/U27+)

And the film? The classic Othello, 1965... Laurence Ollivier.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:31 PM (oHd/0)

252 247 Ladyl!! This time last year we were freezing our asses off in Texas. All huddled in the barn. Rancher Bob and Jennifer still managed a feast for us. God Bless those two!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (nxdel)


{{{Jewells}}}

Last year was EPIC!!! Can't wait til Thursday!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 08:33 PM (+4oV5)

253
in fairness, why did he have to wear blackface to show a movie
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (K3ZCc)

_________

He showed Othello, with Sir Laurence Olivier in the title role. Some freshman screamed about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 08:33 PM (/U27+)

254 HONK!
-----------------------
How you doin'??

Posted by: Joey Bats at October 15, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)

255 Checking in Hordemates.
Hunting in N Idaho. Today saw ten deer (whitetails and some even had four legs!) about 50 wild turkeys and two pheasants. No elk. :-(
Having a great time with my army buds.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2021 08:34 PM (5XZ7Q)

256 Mrs. E told me tonight to pack warm for Corsicana. She don't want me back in Walmark on Friday night at 11pm buying pimp track suits to sleep in.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

257 I finished a patent search today and got three more on my slate.
Posted by: Hadrian
Ahh, I was wondering. You posted about your work the other day, sounded like a lot of independence, but you did not say what you did, just a search. And that does sound very interesting.

Posted by: MikeM at October 15, 2021 08:35 PM (5Y7fX)

258 Alton Jackson!!!

Good evening!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 08:36 PM (+4oV5)

259 Hunting in N Idaho.
Posted by: Diogenes
Good luck! Saw a white turkey in Rathdrum area on Wednesday. Supposedly very rare (1/100,000)

Posted by: MikeM at October 15, 2021 08:37 PM (5Y7fX)

260
And that does sound very interesting.
Posted by: MikeM at October 15, 2021 08:35 PM (5Y7fX)

_______

In patent searching, all answers are known. You just have to ask the right questions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 08:38 PM (/U27+)

261 Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (0OP+5)

I have memories that Civys call bullshit on. Things I did and saw, that were right out of a damn movie. People I met who were larger than normal Life.

Worked for an Admiral, on the computers that could literally start WW3. Ate Breakfast with Dick Marchenko. Saw the New Jersey fire a Broadside. Boarded and took over a Merchant ship, and helped sail her to a neutral port (embargo stuff). Been around the world... literally. And yeah, OLD SCHOOL Shellback... and Bluenose....

Been a hell of a run... not sure where its going to end up yet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

262 Same here Ladyl. Been looking forward to this since I left last year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:39 PM (nxdel)

263 Maj Gen Jo "Tough as Nails" Clyborne twatter bio says she's a "Disney Fanatic"!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:39 PM (UHVv4)

264 Saw a white turkey in Rathdrum area on Wednesday.
Posted by: MikeM

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
And his hair was perfect!
AhhWoooooo

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:39 PM (mD/uy)

265 >>> Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:30 PM (nxdel)

CowHorseQueen ;P

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2021 08:39 PM (ACi07)

266 @253 He showed Othello, with Sir Laurence Olivier in the title role. Some freshman screamed about it.

-----

Wonder what would have happened if he'd followed up with Tropic Thunder?

Posted by: junior at October 15, 2021 08:40 PM (PTw5h)

267 In Napa. California sucks, but boy o boy, this part of the state is truly beautiful.

What a waste.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2021 08:40 PM (+7+zc)

268 Good luck! Saw a white turkey in Rathdrum area on Wednesday. Supposedly very rare (1/100,000)
Posted by: MikeM at October 15, 2021 08:37 PM (5Y7fX)

Very cool!
The guy who got the pheasants are headed that way tomorrow.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2021 08:40 PM (5XZ7Q)

269 MP's killing officially called 'terrorism'. Includes a photo of him with his dogs.
https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1449178527958507524

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:40 PM (UHVv4)

270 Maj Gen Jo "Tough as Nails" Clyborne twatter bio says she's a "Disney Fanatic"!
Posted by: andycanuck

When the going get's tough, the tough get their nails done!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:40 PM (mD/uy)

271 254 HONK!
-----------------------
How you doin'??
Posted by: Joey Bats at October 15, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)


HONK!
I'm fine. Now, why don't you go home and get your fuckin' shinebox?
HONK!

Posted by: Billy "Hammer-Head" Batts at October 15, 2021 08:40 PM (DTX3h)

272 Hunting in N Idaho.Posted by: Diogenes

Good luck! Saw a white turkey in Rathdrum area on Wednesday. Supposedly very rare (1/100,000) Posted by: MikeM

---
For a moment I thought you talking about my ex but the odds cleared that up. If it was about the ex the odds would have been 1 in 1,000,000.

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 08:41 PM (ESLBo)

273 Mrs. E told me tonight to pack warm for Corsicana. She don't want me back in Walmark on Friday night at 11pm buying pimp track suits to sleep in.

LOL! I was totally unprepared. Thank God Snail Racer came to my rescue with her warm sweatpants and Ben Had loaned me a jacket.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:41 PM (nxdel)

274 Long range forecast for Corsicana high of 80 20% chance of rain on Thursday, overnight 59, Friday 75 and sunny

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:43 PM (nxdel)

275 The long range forecast for next week is looking pretty good for you TX MoMe folks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2021 08:44 PM (Xrfse)

276 heh

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2021 08:45 PM (Xrfse)

277 274 Long range forecast for Corsicana high of 80 20% chance of rain on Thursday, overnight 59, Friday 75 and sunny
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:43 PM (nxdel)

Which of course means it will either be 90 degrees and hot, or you'll have a Blizzard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 08:45 PM (oHd/0)

278 Helena Handbasket thanks for the info.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:45 PM (nxdel)

279 The long range forecast for next week is looking pretty good for you TX MoMe folks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2021 08:44 PM (Xrfse)

Yes. Things look picture perfect.

Posted by: Thunderstorms, Tornadoes and Godzilla Waiting Patiently at October 15, 2021 08:46 PM (pkdUO)

280 Which of course means it will either be 90 degrees and hot, or you'll have a Blizzard.

lol.. well if that happens I'll be in my room.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:47 PM (nxdel)

281 When the going get's tough, the tough get their nails done!!

So that we may sleep better at night.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2021 08:47 PM (Xrfse)

282
lol.. well if that happens I'll be in my room.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:47 PM (nxdel)


Oh no you won't, dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2021 08:48 PM (+4oV5)

283 Michael Caine didn't die, he only retired.

You guys lied to me you dicks!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 08:49 PM (ybIRR)

284 Which of course means it will either be 90 degrees and hot, or you'll have a Blizzard.

lol.. well if that happens I'll be in my room.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 08:47 PM (nxdel)

Don't believe that will protect you.

https://tinyurl.com/yuc6kprk

Posted by: The Cosmos at October 15, 2021 08:54 PM (YzqlW)

285 TOS FOOD FIGHT!

@WilliamShatner 8m

Don't hate George. The only time he gets press is when he talks bad about me. He claims 50+ years ago I took away a camera angle that denied him 30 more seconds of prime time TV. I'm giving it back to him now by letting him spew his hatred for the world to see.

https://tinyurl.com/yjehtqds

Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 08:55 PM (cF8AT)

286 Is it just me? Watching the ALCS and all the players look like they still have learner's permits. How and when did MLB exclusively start using teenagers?

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 15, 2021 08:57 PM (ESLBo)

287 Michael Caine (paraphrase):

I haven't seen Jaws 4. But I have seen the addition to the house that it bought, and it is lovely. As lovely as a tangereeeene.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 08:59 PM (ybIRR)

288 Per Fox
The Smithsonian's National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute vaccinated several of their primates against COVID-19 this week, saying it was just the beginning of animal coronavirus inoculations at its locations.

The zoo announced in a press release Friday that staff administered the first round of two-dose shots to 11 animals on Wednesday: seven orangutans, a western lowland gorilla, one white-eared titi monkey and two emperor tamarins.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (NpAcC)

289 ONT up.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (mD/uy)

290 Is everybody hitting the F5 button lmao!! Just sitting waiting.. anticipating...boy you can tell when the comments stop.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 09:00 PM (nxdel)

291
ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 09:01 PM (DUIap)

292 Them animals was actin' funny. They loved them masks we gave 'em. We figgered what the hell, let's give 'em the works.

Posted by: Smithsonian Zookeeper at October 15, 2021 09:02 PM (Xrfse)

293 willered again

Posted by: Smithsonian Zookeeper at October 15, 2021 09:03 PM (Xrfse)

294 OMG hate bats.

Love kids.

Love the puppehs and kittehs

Posted by: PJ at October 15, 2021 09:06 PM (G1dq6)

295 The insane thing about whales is, they never stop making ear wax. Their ears are sealed, so you can date how old a whale was by counting its ear wax rings.

All I can think is, how ungodly painful that must become after a while. Like the world's worst impacted ear infection yet with no way to ever make it stop...

Posted by: Voyager at October 15, 2021 09:39 PM (u5PZm)

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