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James Bond Movie "No Time to Die" Flops in US
Goldfinger couldn't kill Bond, but relentless Woke Marketing did the job.
Some reviewers have said the movie isn't as woke as the marketing campaign, interview blitz, and early trailers (featuring Bond being disrespected by a WOC 007) promised. Okay. So why did they promise that in the first place?Long-awaited James Bond movie No Time To Die makes a disappointing $56m in its opening weekend in the US - compared to $35m in the UK (which has five times fewer people and no vaccine or mask mandates) No Time to Die scored $56 million in the box office opening weekend, despite being delayed over a year and Daniel Craig's last role as the title character But it brought in $35 million in the UK – which has about five times fewer people and no requirements for guests to be vaccinated or wear masks It also flopped in comparison to the four previous films starring Craig as Bondlol. Related:
Venom 2 was the biggest box office success of the pandemic and scored $80 million in its first weekend earlier this month ... No Time To Die had been predicted to make up to $60m in the US in its opening weekend, with its disappointing total falling far short of the $80m post-COVID record set by Venom 2 last week. By comparison, No Time To Die made $35m during its opening weekend in the United Kingdom after being released there on September 30. ... The United States' most populous city, New York, requires all moviegoers to show proof of vaccination, although they don't have to wear masks inside. New Orleans and San Francisco have also ordered moviegoers to show proof of vaccination. Meanwhile, Los Angeles - home to the US entertainment industry, and an avid population of cinemagoers - has ordered people to mask-up indoors regardless of vaccination status, making the classic moviegoing experience far less relaxed than usual. LA will also enforce a vaccination mandate from November 4.
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Here's a new trailer for THE 355, starring Jessica Chastain, Lupita Nyong’o, Diane Kruger, Penelope Cruz, Édgar Ramirez, Sebastian Stan and Bingbing Fan.
— The Movie Waffler (@themoviewaffler) October 9, 2021
In UK/ROI cinemas from January 7th, 2022.#The355 #trailers #ComingSoon #film #movies #JessicaChastain #LupitaNyongo pic.twitter.com/7Y9rkARZoh
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at October 11, 2021 03:47 PM (50bLJ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 03:47 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2021 03:48 PM (/g7XU)
She seems like a weirdly unpleasant woman, but she is real pretty with red hair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2021 03:48 PM (7CkFH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2021 03:48 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (pNxlR)
If Superman bangs one out in Don Lemon's poop hole, well Don will only be shooting his mouth off again...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (H1/RB)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (qc8IS)
Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (XHhHI)
But that it is also too late. This movie was destroyed by its woke marketing more than it was destroyed by its actual wokeness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: AMTRAK Going 90MPH With A Drunk Engineer at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (5tb3b)
Posted by: Draki at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (JxiZo)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (Tm5Ir)
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We don't get to pick our time.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 03:49 PM (XHhHI)
Yes we do! Take your vaxx so I don't die you poopyhead!
Posted by: Karen #96271634 at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (ACi07)
Okay.
So why did they promise that in the first place?
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Because marketing promised EON that audiences want wokeness. They did their research on Twitter.
I saw a complaint from someone who was saying that marketing had lied to them. They wanted the black agent to play a huge role in the film, potentially taking over the franchise. Instead, she's apparently a small part of it overall and it's definitely Bond's movie.
Why include that in early marketing so much? Because Twitter wanted it. The idea of the 4 quadrant appeal is dead to marketers, which is werid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (2JoB8)
It would be a LOT of money.
But hey I actually read beyond the headline of a culture/entertainment post, which is history-making.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (OTzUX)
I'd rather watch Thunderball again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Iris at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (6lKe4)
I'd rather watch Thunderball again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
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*10 minute long underwater scene of stealing a nuclear weapon*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
My brother loved it. Said it was the best one yet. Love him but he sadly doesn't really pay attention anymore.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (CjHGv)
I survived my colonoscopy today (thank God) and am celebrating with some Reese's white chocolate PB cups...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (L2ZTs)
They can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (H1/RB)
A romantic comedy - a real one, like from the 80s or 90s - would work, too. RomComs work well and usually make some money.
A kid's movie would work, too. A real one, with a simple story, non-destructive narrative and a couple of more grown-up things for the parents to enjoy. Pixar is the best at this, but they're not alone.
Yet they do none of this. Because they don't care about money.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (OTzUX)
I need to unload the dishwasher. Never enough hours in the day.
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (4+siy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Tell me that's not better than watching Daniel Craig NOT want to be Bond.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (+IIqY)
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They want streaming to take over so they can stop sharing money with theaters most of all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (pLEy5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Tell me that's not better than watching Daniel Craig NOT want to be Bond.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (V6f9+)
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I'd much rather watch Skyfall. Or Spectre.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
I rewatched Thunderball and the long and slow underwater scenes aren't as long and slow as I remembered.
They thought -- rightly -- that these were some amazing sequences, never before staged in a movie, and therefore were worth spending a lot of film on. And for 1965 audiences, that was correct.
As the decades have passed, the underwater sequences don't have the Wow factor they did in 1965. Still, not as slow and long as I remembered.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Flyover at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (Rbu5d)
Fuck them all, move to China you dipshits. You'll get along swimmingly.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (4+siy)
He'll save children, but not the English children...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (H1/RB)
I was invited to see the new Bond this Friday. Don't really want to.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know guy with sexual identity issues when I see one at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (EpV/N)
Especially with that sodomite being thrown out of the window.
How did Gibson get that one through?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (mR6Gs)
Fuck the left. They ruin everything.
Posted by: nurse ratched
All that false entertainment shit is over. This is really the REAL Great Reset. The realization that what passes for "entertainment" is really propaganda shit, and if you want to keep your sanity, stay away from it.
If you watch it will either make you incandescently angry or make you submissive to the Woke Narrative.
Kind of like the Reivers in the "Firefly" universe.
Hollywood, and entertainment generally, won't stop until everything has been re-manufactured with the Total Woke Factor in it. Resent it, submit to it, or ignore it.
I choose to ignore it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (vcOmj)
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It ain't working. You can never have a block buster unless you make a movie that people will line up around the to block to see. That's what Goldfinger did.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (D8mow)
it was thorough
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (0G13K)
A romantic comedy - a real one, like from the 80s or 90s - would work, too. RomComs work well and usually make some money.
A kid's movie would work, too. A real one, with a simple story, non-destructive narrative and a couple of more grown-up things for the parents to enjoy. Pixar is the best at this, but they're not alone.
Yet they do none of this. Because they don't care about money.
They care about money. Nobody can afford to go broke. They just don't care about OUR money, so long as they're getting paid from China.
Posted by: SMFH at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (u/7wY)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: Bingbing Fan at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (4+siy)
I loathe Chastain. So if she's in it, I don't watch it.
But who is The 355 made for? I'm at a complete loss.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
*Considers reminding people that TJM likes Prometheus*
*Decides not to mention Prometheus*
*Does his part to keep this thread Prometheus-free*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (0G13K)
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My problem is two fold. The first is the slowness of the action. An action scene where everyone is slowed down is weird to watch. The other is the emotional disconnect. We don't see anyone's faces clearly. Even in closeups it's unclear who we're looking at. There's this real disconnect between the audience and what's happening on screen (that's also really slow) so it becomes harder to care about who wants what MacGuffin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (4+siy)
Shazam aggravated the living hell out of me as it took almost the entire movie for the kid to properly embrace his power and then everyone got a power. Like a kid's soccer game where no one loses.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (2DOZq)
Your restraint is impressive.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (QU5/
It was made for Chastain...one person. The only fool that is going to pay to see it, too.
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know guy with sexual identity issues when I see one at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (EpV/N)
I think this is supposed to be Clark Kent's son, not the real Superman. But fuck DC anyway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (V6f9+)
Stolen from one of Nerdrotic's commenters: It should have been titled "No, Time to die"
Posted by: Methos at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (kOpft)
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It ain't working. You can never have a block buster unless you make a movie that people will line up around the to block to see. That's what Goldfinger did.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM (D8mow)
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It's about the key term "content".
In theaters, a movie can be an event. Something people need to go out and watch.
Added to a streaming channel, it's suddenly just another bit of content to wade through. It's less special and individualized to the audience. It becomes lost in the morass of stuff that Netflix puts out on a weekly basis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
There are four -- 4! -- underwater sequences in Thunderball -- getting the nukes, Bond taking pictures of the Disco Volante, bond underwater in Largo's pool at Palmyra, and the final fight.
I might even be missing one.
They're all good but four in one movie is too much of a good thing.
The John Barry score helps make the scenes interesting.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (Y5qcH)
Does anyone remember me?
Posted by: Aqua Man at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (4+siy)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (0G13K)
I read somewhere that MI6 or CIA did a follow up with director of Thunderball after its release. They were interested in the compact breathing apparatus and wondered if it actually worked. They did not take into consideration the multiple shots of the underwater scene.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (CjHGv)
*Decides not to mention Prometheus*
*Does his part to keep this thread Prometheus-free*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (V6f9+)
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*nods sagaciously*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
it was thorough
I watched it too. But then I read the wikipedia entry. Connery INTENTIONALLY played him as Bond. He KNEW exactly what he was doing.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (H1/RB)
Yeah, that sequel didn't help. I'm the odd ball who liked Spectre.
Posted by: Draki at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (JxiZo)
Jessica JizzStain -- all the warmth and charm of a positive test result for STDs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Not surprising that the traditional Superman has been killed off. The entire agenda of the Left, as long as I've been alive, is the destruction of anything that seems to symbolize any kind of "American Way."
Posted by: MW at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (u33s0)
Posted by: Puddin Head
That's the re-manufactured version of "The Equalizer", which starred Edward Woodward in the original version. That was a pretty good show, and I regularly watched it on TV. I think it can be found on some Roku channel.
Now remanufactured (revision) with Queen Latifah. I actually watched it for a couple of minutes before I got a headache and changed the channels.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (vcOmj)
Now it's Bingbing Fan?
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (Y5qcH)
You Only Live Twice (non sanctioned Bond film) 1983
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 03:54 PM
Feminists who believe the only way America could truly have been great is if there's a secret feminist force behind it. Also people who believe the hacker known as 4Chan is the greatest terrorist ever imagined.
Posted by: Flyguy at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (pLEy5)
for all those action/adventure fans who are feminists, silly!!!!
Hollywood is determined to make all action movies for women.
The fact that
WOMEN DO NOT LIKE ACTION MOVIES AND NEVER WILL
does not seem to bother them a bit.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (0G13K)
They're all good but four in one movie is too much of a good thing.
The John Barry score helps make the scenes interesting.
Posted by: a
in fairness, if you think of how big a thing scuba and underwater stuff was at the time it is undrstandabl
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Leskow Brandon at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (Y5qcH)
No, they made "You Only Live" twice.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 03:51 PM (+IIqY)
Yep. It's about pushing a narrative regardless of success.
Why not? It's not like any of these idiots will pay a personal price for failure...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (nx1eS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
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Yep. I don't see any of them making yuge splashes. Most people have never heard of them. Group dynamics are necessary for 'blockbusters'.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Draki at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (JxiZo)
Posted by: Xander Crews at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Well, there was the original "Thunderball", and then a non-Delaurentis approved remake with Sean Connery in "Never Say Never Again".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (vcOmj)
First: The gun is too big for her tiny little hands.
Second: What the hell is that grip? I've never seen anyone do that. She's got like two fingers of her support hand on the grip.
Third: The gun isn't pointed where she's looking. It's at an upward angle. The actor obviously didn't do any of that Keanu Reeves training.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (Y5qcH)
You Only Live Twice (non sanctioned Bond film) 1983
Never Say Never Again
Posted by: Methos at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: dantesed at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (4+siy)
You Only Live Twice was set against the US/USSR space race and Blofeld's secret Japanese volcanic lair.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (H1/RB)
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (OTzUX)
I need to unload the dishwasher. Never enough hours in the day.
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (/g7XU)
I gotta clean out the chicken coop.
Posted by: Flyover at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (Rbu5d)
WOMEN DO NOT LIKE ACTION MOVIES AND NEVER WILL
does not seem to bother them a bit.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (0G13K)
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Proof that MeToo was a success. It was always about women in middle management vying to enter upper management. Now that we're seeing endless streams of female assassin movies, we know that women are making these decisions.
That they keep bombing doesn't seem to matter, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
First they tried to just sell the movie wholesale to streaming services but none of them were willing to pay anywhere near as much as the studio demanded (I think the highest offer they got was about $300 million).
So they were forced to reshoot about half the movie, cut out the woke bullshit, and it still flopped because people were already turned off.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (52QgA)
Whoa! love the pixels' flight in 31 through 33!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Kevin McClory (producer of Thunderball AND Never Say Never Again) at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (0G13K)
The best title for a female James Bond movie was:
Never Say This Dress Makes Me Fat Again.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (0G13K)
Funny I remember that movie when it first came out. My parents took me to the drive in in dad's Ford woody, I was in the back, which had enough room to play basketball. I was absolutely mesmerized by the scuba diver scene, that was some crazy shit. I didn't remember anything else about the movie but that. I remember all the adults talking about that as well. Then again, that's probably how Sea Hunt was such a popular TV show. 007 just took that up a notch with all the gadgets and so many divers at the same time.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (wAnMi)
Well, first off, I've never in my life owned a gun that just randomly clicks and clacks whenever you move it around. WTF is it with Hollywood and noisy, rattley, clicky guns? Like, she literally just moves her wrist with the gun in her hand and it makes a noise like she's cocking it or something.
Is that just "Hollywood-ese" for "this is a gun, idiot, you heard it clicking so now you know it's a gun?"
Posted by: Goober at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (Hgvgt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (nxdel)
Does anyone remember me?
==
To be fair, honey, you were never straight cis male.
Posted by: Sir Elton John at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (oPpu6)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Ha! Supposedly Ken Jeong's wife said The Hangover is a feel good movie, because every man who watches that scene will feel good about himself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
She just needs a strong male to tell her to calm down, and/or ask her why she's upset.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (XHhHI)
No, you strike like Thunderball, then you fuck up and make You Only Live Twice.
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (5iUNf)
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Yep. I don't see any of them making yuge splashes. Most people have never heard of them. Group dynamics are necessary for 'blockbusters'.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (D8mow)
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Disney was convinced that they could make streaming the future when they released Mulan streaming only and made $260 million in a weekend (that they didn't need to split with theaters).
Their last tentpole, Shang Chi, was released in theaters only without a day and date release on Disney+ for a reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (LvTSG)
You Only Live Twice was set against the US/USSR space race and Blofeld's secret Japanese volcanic lair.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (H1/RB)
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Never Shay Never Again.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (XHhHI)
First: The gun is too big for her tiny little hands.
Second: What the hell is that grip? I've never seen anyone do that. She's got like two fingers of her support hand on the grip.
Third: The gun isn't pointed where she's looking. It's at an upward angle. The actor obviously didn't do any of that Keanu Reeves training.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (YYlyE)
Ya, Tarin Tactical said no thanks to firearms training.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:01 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Clark Bent at October 11, 2021 04:01 PM (5tb3b)
Yea, I don't remember much of that one except that Olga Kurylenko is gorgeous.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2021 04:01 PM (QFVV9)
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Imma guessing its made for Black Girls or something. I haven't watched over the air Tee Vee since Malcolm in the Middle departed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 04:01 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:01 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 03:55 PM (2DOZq)
I see what you mean.
I liked the bad guy, he was appropriately evil and murderous. Mark Strong gave him a good sense of menace and his backstory was good too.
I didn't like the two main kids at all, though the little black girl was adorable. So was the actress playing the 'grown up' Marvel version of her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:01 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (sjdRT)
Princess Irulan?
Posted by: Flyover at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (Rbu5d)
The movie star I just can't stand these days is Emma Stone, who just oozes "I'm richer, better and more leftist than you" from every pore IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't think feminists see these films any more than feminists buy comic books (which is part of the reason that industry is a trash fire). Men will see a good action flick with a chick lead (despite the complaining about chick leads in these kinds of films). But they're almost universally bad films: Jolt, Gunpowder Milkshake, Kate - all spectacularly awful.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at October 11, 2021 03:59 PM (4+siy)
You'd be the most popular prisoner in cell block D, don't mind telling you...
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:01 PM (V6f9+)
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The director released a video on Youtube about the efforts to make a single little scene work that centered around the black girl (she was available for the indoor stuff but not the outdoor stuff). It's an interesting look at the chaos of trying to make sure that all the little pieces go together in a movie production.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 11, 2021 04:03 PM (yQpMk)
She seems like a weirdly unpleasant woman, but she is real pretty with red hair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 03:48 PM
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I feel like that about Charlize Theron. The only move I found her even tolerable was in The Devil's Advocate.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 11, 2021 04:03 PM (4cXAQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)
*Considers reminding people that TJM likes Prometheus*
*Decides not to mention Prometheus*
*Does his part to keep this thread Prometheus-free*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice
For a moment there, just a brief moment, I sensed that Prometheus might make an appearance on this thread. Then I sneezed ... and the moment was over.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (pNxlR)
Beauty in the early morning light? Uh Arrakis is a forge upon which the Freeman are tested as they await the arrival of their savior.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (H1/RB)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:02 PM (CYnTg)
No, from Russia with Love was the first Spectre introduction I think - Col Rosa Kleb had defected I think...
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (XHhHI)
it was thorough
I watched it too. But then I read the wikipedia entry. Connery INTENTIONALLY played him as Bond. He KNEW exactly what he was doing.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2021 03:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Yeah, that seemed obvious.
The BEST "is it a sequel?" video I've seen is the Willy Wonka & Snowpiercer theory. And I gotta admit, the guy lays out some valid points - as do others. Plus, something I never saw until somebody pointed it out - at the end of the movie you see Wonka's top hat and scarf sitting on a shelf in Wilford's car.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Chani? The Mrs.?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (iQWEY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (H1/RB)
On the bright side, clearly we should be drafting women, because they're much tougher in fights than men.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (pLEy5)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:56 PM (0G13K)
Was watching Moonraker a few weeks back...his Bond scores are always great.
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Chani? The Mrs.?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (vcOmj)
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The Mrs. is the Princess Irulan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (iQWEY)
The reason for the new Superman is so DC/Warner can screw over the creators families.
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (Kab4E)
* raises hand *
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Netflix stands by Dave Chappelle -- and that is kind of amazing
https://tinyurl.com/n6n9n38w
Sasha is a lefty, but has had her eyes opened big time in the past few years to how cruel, oppressive and tyrannical the left has become. She also recognizes how monolithic, vindictive and ridonkulously powerful it's become. I think her take on Dave Chappelle and what's happened to culture the last couple decades is pretty close to the truth.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (H1/RB)
Synced up and PMSsing at the same time?
Cause that could be a problem for the world, too.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 04:05 PM (H1/RB)
And yet they're making a sequel...allegedly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (V6f9+)
Netflix has approved the release of an NC-17 explicit, final cut of director Andrew Dominik's BLONDE starring Ana de Armas as 'Marilyn Monroe' on the platform.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (yQpMk)
Wow.
A pod of Mary Sues led by a boss with vocal fry.
I cannot wait to see this movie! Squeeeee!
[that last part was terminal sarcasm]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (ZSK0i)
Bet you loved the opening scene in Jaws.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (pNxlR)
It's free on Peacock right now.
So, I figured what the heck, settled in, lit a fire and watched Wild Wild West S1 E3.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Ken Jeong was awesome in Community. Hell everyone was awesome in Community. Even Chevy Chase.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (2DOZq)
Emma seems to love, love, love feminazism no matter how ugly, laughable and hypocritical it gets.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: FYI at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (Pc17g)
"We have a common enemy . . . so we need to join forces"
"They're gonna start WWIII"
"You're the best in the world at what you do"
"You're not going in there alone"
"I have a family . . . I cahn not do dis anymore"
"The bad guys are out there right now"
"We're the 355" Oh shit, they said the name of the movie in the movie!
4th grade dialogue.
The target audience for this movie is people who like bad movies.
Posted by: Xander Crews at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (ueGNX)
One titter for each hour.
All I can be happy with now is that he pisses off the right people.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Caitlyn's VJayNa Is An Inverted Manpoline at October 11, 2021 04:08 PM (KFBlG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
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The Tom Jones theme wasn't bad either.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 11, 2021 04:08 PM (4cXAQ)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at October 11, 2021 04:08 PM (kNgCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 04:08 PM (H1/RB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (H1/RB)
Her grand-daughter is the current press secretary....ain't life grand?
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:08 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (XHhHI)
The target audience for this movie is people who like bad movies.
Posted by: Xander Crews
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I will watch movies from Russia and China before I watch anything out of Hollyweird.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (Iy8Rs)
Especially with that sodomite being thrown out of the window.
How did Gibson get that one through?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (mR6Gs)
Read an interview with Gibson, who admitted that they made up about 90% of the movie from thin air, except for throwing the sodomite out the window- that was historical.
Posted by: sal at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (3c1fY)
One titter for each hour.
All I can be happy with now is that he pisses off the right people.
Posted by: Axe
you said the same thing yesterday
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at October 11, 2021 04:08 PM (kNgCR)
Can't they just get Alexa to do all the vocalizing and then process the shit out of it? Why pay young latinas to pretend to sing?
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (Iy8Rs)
and that dig against George Washington was bad. GTH Jessica.
Posted by: PJ at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (N808u)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (RLGan)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (K3ZCc)
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Yeah, but it didn't seem that anybody read it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (XHhHI)
Bet you loved the opening scene in Jaws.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (nxde
Yeah no way would I take a midnight skinny dip in the ocean even if it was with Heather Graham.
Hell who am I kidding. Yeah I would but it would have to be Heather Graham.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (CYnTg)
They're not trying to get any audience. They're trying to win awards.
There is a big difference.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Xander Crews at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (MpOGS)
The target of this movie are the people who made it.
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (XHhHI)
And if You Don't Die You're a Vampire
Next Bond movie idea, gay vampires that can't get sex change because of the vampire thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:09 PM (L2ZTs)
She also said Andrew Sullivan was brilliant and insightful. So...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: HowardDevire at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (3vpAz)
They're not trying to get any audience. They're trying to win awards.
There is a big difference.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (OU+8W)
Isn't making an obscene amount of money the best reward?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (RLGan)
If Bond was forced to watch 355, he'd beg that it was his time to die, believe you me....
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (5iUNf)
I said she made good points, not that she was perfect. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)
She's still permanently demented. Just because she's realized she's about to be eaten she's still not about to admit to being wrong. Funny the video she posted is removed by goolag. "Netflix good". No, Netflix evil, sick, twisted shits. That still like to make money so they can keep being evil, sick, twisted shits. So they need to do things they don't necessarily want to.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (XHhHI)
What, you didn't get a direct response?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: FYI
That's marvelous of you to say.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (KAi1n)
They're not trying to get any audience. They're trying to win awards.
There is a big difference.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (OU+8W)
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As long as it's still a market, they'll rediscover box office when somebody makes something people want to see.
Not a big fan of Carnage, but Venom 2 is something I want to go see.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (2JoB8)
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As long as Heather swims slower than you you've got nothing to worry about. Make sure she wears a black swimsuit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (nxdel)
I think she means Andrew Dice Clay.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (4+siy)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (K3ZCc)
Next Bond movie idea, gay vampires that can't get sex change because of the vampire thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
==
Hey, um can you give us a Star Wars one? I'd be willing to take a meeting.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (6nEBx)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (XHhHI)
I didn't. Now I have.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)
WOMEN DO NOT LIKE ACTION MOVIES AND NEVER WILL
does not seem to bother them a bit.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 03:58 PM (0G13K)
++++
This is true, at least for me. Although I also don't go in for "girly" movies.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 11, 2021 04:12 PM (lVNNH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
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The Tom Jones theme wasn't bad either.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 11, 2021 04:08 PM (4cXAQ)
Tom went ALL IN on that one. Nothing held back. That's how you do it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:13 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: MW at October 11, 2021 04:13 PM (u33s0)
"But it brought in $35 million in the UK which has about five times fewer people and no requirements for guests to be vaccinated or wear masks"
Five times fewer?
Don't they mean one fifth?
Is this that Common Core New Math shit?
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:13 PM (1Yy3c)
I love the old Bond movies.. But that's a different kind of "action" wink,wink
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2021 04:13 PM (RLGan)
I decided to give him half another chance when he more or less renounced his (I assume now ex-)friend, Ta-Nehisi Coates.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (xopIz)
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FIFY
Posted by: Woke Hollywood at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (M9MCW)
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (xopIz)
That line came right after Goldfinger suggested Bond watch the 355 movie and he said "WTF, do you expect me to watch this shit?"
After which Bond said "gladly"
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (5iUNf)
I'm not saying getting eaten by a shark is my Plan A (I avoid the water at all costs, because the sea is not my friend), but it'd be relatively quick between the massive trauma, blood loss, shock, and accompanying drowning if you somehow survived momentarily. Being gutshot and bleeding would probably be a lot more miserable. Besides, there'd be the split second moment where your mind would hiccup: Can you believe this shit? We're being eaten by a shark!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Anna Puma
ace has been known to respond favorably to supplication.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (a3Q+t)
But seriously, read the piece. Aside from a few things like her admiration of Sweaty Glutes Sullivan, I think Sasha did a good job. Call me nutzo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)
I've mentioned that the best selling subgenre of fiction, year after year, is romantic suspense.
When's the last time Hollywood put out a romantic suspense movie? the mummy?
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: PJ at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (G1dq6)
Josh Jordan
@NumbersMuncher
Two Americas
https://tinyurl.com/2pk2njsz
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (M9MCW)
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I know.
I'll watch movies from other countries.
Just not "American".
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (Iy8Rs)
https://is.gd/XMxNuV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (+IIqY)
Except the Brit. Outside of London there are like 12 black people.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (CYnTg)
Regardless of whether their reimaginings of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Star Trek or James Bond are successful, they have accomplished one valuable goal of the left these days: they have destroyed something we valued. That they cannot subvert these things and turn them into cash cows are irrelevant, the biggest victory is psychological- on both sides.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (K3ZCc)
Okay, women do like action movies, but they like action movies like I like romantic comedies: only the best stuff, and usually with other elements added into the mix.
Men will pay money to see mediocre and even inferior action movies just because they like the genre. Women will not do that. They are not that enamored of the genre.
You cannot make action movies with women (and male feminist allies (rapists)) as your target audience.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 11, 2021 03:52 PM (D8mow)
There's so many fast cuts and in that TV show it gives you whiplash. They Showed her BREAKING a punching bag. I never laughed so hard.
There is a reason that Korean movies and TV shows better than what Hollywood is putting out.
Taxi Driver, Dark Hole THe Guest and Signal all great Korean tv shows. I just got done watching the swordsman excellent movie No SJW crap,
Blood Rain another good movie
Posted by: Fired Nurses at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (dKiJG)
In the ultimate insult he says they are barred from sex with his wife, though she herself has been singularly silent on the subject. Not a peep.
Very telling.
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (N808u)
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at October 11, 2021 04:11 PM (xopIz)
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FIFY
*snort
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (nxdel)
Hey, um can you give us a Star Wars one? I'd be willing to take a meeting.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy
Luke Skywalker became a ghey vampire because he drank liberal amounts of dugong milk.
And ... go!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (pNxlR)
When's the last time Hollywood put out a romantic suspense movie? the mummy?
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:14 PM (AwPyG)
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It's been a while, I think. But I am not sure. I am so tuned out of pop culture at this point that I don't what's come out, who is in it, who any of the people are, etc. It has gotten to the point where the tabloids at the supermarket checkout almost invariably contain people I've never heard of.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (DTX3h)
Oh and I started 'Beyond the Black Rainbow', which is slow moving but visually interesting and creepy. Or it creeped the wife out so much she left the room.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (otFiP)
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Trump == ratings for CNN. He always has.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 11, 2021 04:04 PM (mNhhD)
It was spectacular and Kate was gorgeous in it.
Posted by: Flyover at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: A Total Retard at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (p8RPV)
Men will pay money to see mediocre and even inferior action movies just because they like the genre. Women will not do that. They are not that enamored of the genre.
You cannot make action movies with women (and male feminist allies (rapists)) as your target audience.
==
Every word of this is true, but I still deny it.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (cmTIY)
https://is.gd/XMxNuV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (+IIqY)
Okay, everyone needs to stop what they're doing and bask in the glory of this hot babe.
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Flyover at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (Rbu5d)
Agreed
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (RLGan)
Posted by: ace
___
Pity that Hollyweird thinks otherwise.
Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: s
think that was regis philbin
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (K3ZCc)
Oh and I started 'Beyond the Black Rainbow', which is slow moving but visually interesting and creepy. Or it creeped the wife out so much she left the room.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (V6f9+)
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I'm gonna start a quick run of the Robocop franchise tonight.
Will probably get better with every entry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: let's go brandin' at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (oA+QO)
Storytelling is part of being human. Good stories will arise from the present famine.
Posted by: Emmie at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (t62xj)
They're not trying to get any audience. They're trying to win awards.
There is a big difference.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (OU+8W)
RIght now you have a similar effect going on in the creator-owned comics industry. Every new creator-owned comic that comes out is a netflix pitch.
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)
Ronin is exceptional. Even if it is a partial deconstruction and has the whiff of Nihilism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (kBuGL)
https://youtu.be/Mx9z99YJ_7s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (63Dwl)
++++
I wasn't going to. I am glad you did.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (nxdel)
No thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (ueGNX)
Regardless of whether their reimaginings of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Star Trek or James Bond are successful, they have accomplished one valuable goal of the left these days: they have destroyed something we valued. That they cannot subvert these things and turn them into cash cows are irrelevant, the biggest victory is psychological- on both sides.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (kBuGL)
We just need someone to write the next Lord of the Rings. Don't look at me, I thought of the idea, one of you guys do it.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy
Luke Skywalker became a ghey vampire because he drank liberal amounts of dugong milk.
And ... go!
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Okay, quick question, what's a dugong?
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (6nEBx)
https://is.gd/XMxNuV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (+IIqY)
And people think crocheting is lame....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (V6f9+)
That Bikini Bottom is in poor taste.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (4+siy)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (iQWEY)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (CdZ4i)
No thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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lol
I usually just ignore, but this made me laugh.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (DTX3h)
In other words they hired a Method actor.
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (1Yy3c)
Oh and I started 'Beyond the Black Rainbow', which is slow moving but visually interesting and creepy. Or it creeped the wife out so much she left the room.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (V6f9+)
Train to Busan is supposed to be good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (xopIz)
Storytelling is part of being human. Good stories will arise from the present famine.
Posted by: Emmie at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (t62xj
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*coughs uncomfortably*
*raises eyebrows towards nic*
*new novel coming soon*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Tom Jones theme wasn't bad either.
Posted by: President Select Decaf
Tom went ALL IN on that one. Nothing held back. That's how you do it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
"What's new Thunderballl?
Woh! Woh! Uhwoh-woh!
What's new Thunderball?
Woh uh woh woh woh woh!"
That Tom Jones song?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
There is an audio recording of Treadwell and his lady being eaten by that bear. It's horrific and I wish I hadn't listened to it.
Yeah, eaten by an animal would be horrible. It's up there with burning alive and crucifixion on the "ways I don't want to die" list.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (XHhHI)
Yeah, no one doubts that Acosta and Tater Tots there would be starring in some XXX rated gay porno flick together called "I Accosted Those Roasted Taters!" if it wasn't for Trump keeping CNN's ratings over 300 people a night...
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Snake Spirit - Free Southwest Airlines! at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (CdZ4i)
Will probably get better with every entry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
Watched the first one a few weeks back. It not only holds up well, but was surprisingly prescient.
Also...the remake was actually decent.
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (iQWEY)
In fairness, Quantum of Solace had the writer's strike start while the script was only half-finished.
Posted by: junior at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (YFT+g)
very strange movie.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K)
From the trailers and the various yootoob clips I saw, the new WOC 007 wench has a fat ass, like orca fat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (n+4am)
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I never really figured what every one thought was so great about that movie. Guess I'll have to watch it again. Thought it was pretty formulaic.
Posted by: Not Joe Bob Briggs at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (6WxLd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)
Ronin is exceptional. Even if it is a partial deconstruction and has the whiff of Nihilism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (kBuGL)
It's one of my favorite movies. May be the last movie Robert DeNiro acted in.
Actually, I think it played it pretty straight. No post-modernism or deconstruction, unless you mean the 'twist' about DeNiro's loyalty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (V6f9+)
Storytelling is part of being human. Good stories will arise from the present famine.
Posted by: Emmie at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (t62xj)
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Kind of telling that the Coen Brothers have made their swansong (together).
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (XHhHI)
Yeah, eaten by an animal would be horrible. It's up there with burning alive and crucifixion on the "ways I don't want to die" list.
Posted by: b
things somebody should not need to be told
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)
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No love for The Bourne Identity? That movie had an excellent car chase.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (2DOZq)
I usually just ignore, but this made me laugh.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (Iy8Rs)
I'm glad, dear. We all could probably use some more laughs during the day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (CYnTg)
It is. There's a lot of cool action sequences in it. Unexpected stuff not done before in zombie movies.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (cSyAR)
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Martian Manhunter can stretch his body.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (XHhHI)
Train to Busan is supposed to be good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (kBuGL)
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I was underwhelmed. Also, it struck me as extremely political, just from a Korean context that largely went over my head in terms of specifics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (kBuGL)
Watched Squid Games over the weekend w/ the GF. Thats a serious messed up show. Apparently the Koreans love having the #1 Netflix series pretty much ever...but it came at the cost of airing there dirty laundry. Turns out the the debt problems people in the show have? Yea, its bad over there.
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (Kab4E)
very strange movie.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K)
Yeah. And not one where you can watch while doing other stuff. If you immerse yourself in it...I'm findiing it fascinating.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (V6f9+)
With degrees in math ...
That reminds me of the math vomit scrawled all over the whiteboards in the classroom of the female character who was posited to be the math wizard in GB2016 -- totes convincing!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:16 PM (+IIqY)
The sheer amount of content is insane, like TJM said @74. I don't watch Netflix, Apple+, or any of that other stuff so I have no idea what's going on. I watch reruns of 3rd Rock from the Sun on Tubi, and sometimes Aerial America on the Smithsonian Channel. That's about it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:15 PM (kBuGL)
James M. Cain, on Hollywood "ruining" his novels:
"No, they're still there." (points to bookcase)
Posted by: sal at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (3c1fY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (ueGNX)
Oh, forgot about the 'Ettes.
Here's a little something for ladies.
https://tinyurl.com/r4769c89
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (1Yy3c)
In fairness, Quantum of Solace had the writer's strike start while the script was only half-finished.
Posted by: junior at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (YFT+g
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And that half was written by Paul Haggis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (LvTSG)
Oh and I started 'Beyond the Black Rainbow', which is slow moving but visually interesting and creepy. Or it creeped the wife out so much she left the room.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (V6f9+
Dark Hole, might be up your alley, there is a black mist that when you breathe it in makes you see what angers you the most and attack anyone near you, (more or less Zombies) then their is a police officer trying to track down a serial killer all while the end of the world is happening
Taxi Driver is about Victims of crime getting together and getting revenge on those who have not been punished by the law. I am a sucker for Revenge Dramas
Posted by: Fired Nurses at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:22 PM (CYnTg)
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With Murphy and Martin Lawrence?
I rate that one high as well.
"You can't have my cornbread!"
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (z5Vrg)
Robert Jordan already did: he took too long, passed away, gave Sanderson his notes to finish (which was decent, but was missing the artistic wording of Jordan), now they are making the series that looks to be a shit show.
Rowling could have done it with Potter, but she started hacking at her own work herself and only too late realized her allies were not her allies.
I absolutely fucking hate George AAAAAAARRRRRR Martin, so I took especial delight in watching him implode (and continues to do so.) You morons fell in love with a nihilistic asshole- enjoy it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (nxdel)
Sure, but what about that opening handshake? Just two tough guys, holding hands til it gets awkward.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (2DOZq)
It was the producers' tribute to "Breaking Away." :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (L2ZTs)
I enjoyed the Bond movies with Sean Connery. He never seemed to take himself that seriously without playing it as a parody. The newest Bond seems like a stick.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 11, 2021 04:19 PM (z5Vrg)
Robert Jordan already did: he took too long, passed away, gave Sanderson his notes to finish (which was decent, but was missing the artistic wording of Jordan), now they are making the series that looks to be a shit show.
Rowling could have done it with Potter, but she started hacking at her own work herself and only too late realized her allies were not her allies.
I absolutely fucking hate George AAAAAAARRRRRR Martin, so I took especial delight in watching him implode (and continues to do so.) You morons fell in love with a nihilistic asshole- enjoy it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (kBuGL)
What about The Expanse authors?
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
No. And you know that. Here:
https://youtu.be/i_PKLhOBuxI
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (V6f9+)
They're not trying to get any audience. They're trying to win awards.
There is a big difference.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (OU+8W)
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Same agency that paid for Top Gun is paying for this crap.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (vwS2N)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (otFiP)
Actually, I think it played it pretty straight. No post-modernism or deconstruction, unless you mean the 'twist' about DeNiro's loyalty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (V6f9+)
More the tone and deleted scenes honestly. Plus, I hate that they killed the figure skater.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 11, 2021 03:53 PM (sjdRT)
Yes!!! This is the only movie that matters this year.
Posted by: Draki at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (JxiZo)
Posted by: Fired Nurses at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (dKiJG)
You talkin' to me??!!
Posted by: Travis Bickle at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (Kab4E)
Solid Sci-fi and the show is good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 11, 2021 04:21 PM (cSyAR
I give you Adult Swim with this topic.
https://tinyurl.com/2cusnvmv
Posted by: Beartooth at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (68WvR)
Posted by: Kurt at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (E7LC3
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Because we're talking about American culture. Do try to keep up.
I know things are difficult for you being so stupid and all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (LvTSG)
I thought it was pretty good. Tim Blake Nelson from Oh Brother Where Art Thou was fantastic. He plays an old farmer whose son just wants to go see the world and get into action. Nelson is trying to get his kid to accept a simple life, but the kid hates being held back. Nelson finds a wounded man on his property with a bag of cash. Bad things ensue.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (YYlyE)
I felt like the romance between Carl Weathers and Dutch was implied.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (QU5/8)
I enjoyed the Bond movies with Sean Connery. He never seemed to take himself that seriously without playing it as a parody. The newest Bond seems like a stick.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (ueGNX)
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See Also: Slapstick. Most women I know don't like slapstick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (+IIqY)
but then I'm really really weird.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Those of us who are outliers don't count.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (otFiP)
It could make for a good comedy though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (z5Vrg)
Aerial America is awesome if you ignore most of the woke narrative. I'm waiting for cable to put Rules of Engagement reruns back on.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Jack Vance did it already
so did Richard Adams
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (j9HX3)
Thanks, Robert, but I expect it's some ape (I mean a real ape, not some muscle bound guy) in a speedo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (ueGNX)
There is an audio recording of Treadwell and his lady being eaten by that bear. It's horrific and I wish I hadn't listened to it.
Yeah, eaten by an animal would be horrible. It's up there with burning alive and crucifixion on the "ways I don't want to die" list.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:20 PM (YYlyE)
***********
Being burned alive, eaten by a shark, eaten by a human like Silence of the Lambs, crucifixion and being buried alive are my top 5.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (Kab4E)
I only have seen the series and bailed during the last season when I could tell it was going bad. Thankfully, not that invested.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (kBuGL)
Hero lectures un-woke villain in one room.
They part.
Hero runs into un-woke villain in another setting and lectures un-woke villain.
Hero encounters un-woke villain in another setting, lectures same, villain kills hero out of HATE.
With variations of that theme.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (r5BVk)
Ronin is exceptional. Even if it is a partial deconstruction and has the whiff of Nihilism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:18 PM (kBuGL)
Nah. I think it hits the right note in regards to directionless meandering of the espionage game in the immediate post-Cold War early 90s. But I can see how it would seem to be edging into deconstruction and nihilism.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (kBuGL)
Ah, didn't watch the deleted scenes. And...fucking ruthless Russians, man...
I admire that Frankenheimer managed to make a spy movie even after the Cold War was over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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yeah, some links I know better than to ever click on.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke is a stupid joke' at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:17 PM (V6f9+)
That movie is very interesting. Need to watch it again.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (CjHGv)
Whatever it is will just turn out to be a placeholder for the Patriarchy because they can't risk offending any of the truly savage countries and religions out there. The only safe villain is a white male --- which unfortunately for them is the only demographic that will watch shit action movies like this one.
I also bet at least two of the characters are married to each other, and that the others have to save their significant other soyfriends of indeterminate pronouns.
Posted by: Thatch at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (qWceQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (0ryfU)
I haven't watched much lately, just been too busy, but did see It Comes At Night (I think that was the name) and it was a really creepy horror flick. recommend.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (j9HX3)
I felt like the romance between Carl Weathers and Dutch was implied.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (QU5/
Mac and Blane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (+IIqY)
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My wife does not like Anchorman.
Very few females I know rate it as highly as the males I know.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:23 PM (2DOZq)
Liam Neeson hooks up with Jason Momoa in The Transaction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (cTqLg)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (Kab4E)
Solid Sci-fi and the show is good.
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Its decent actually. The writing is a bit lazy. They tend to pick a character a season to start acting like a sociopath and that supplies the drama. That's a little harsh, because its actually not that obvious until you get a good three seasons into it. Then you sort of notice that the decision making center of a certain character which was broken last season seems to be working again, but somebody else's decision making is now broken.
Posted by: Not Joe Bob Briggs at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (oPpu6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)
Thats' why I don't do it. Some things you can never unsee or unhear. My dreams are bad enough..don't need that shit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Thatch at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (qWceQ)
Q is gay, makes a comment about having a quiet evening with his boyfriend. So lame
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (CjHGv)
recently re-watched The Devils (which is AMAZING and gets better with each viewing!) and the ... well I won't spoil it
but burning
scares me the most I guess
or maybe a tiger or something that will keep you around up in a tree and nibble on you
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (j9HX3)
He made an entire career out of writing Taxi Driver for Scorsese in the mid 1970s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Only way I would be interested in a Bond movie was if they did one to the novel, in strict period. Bond movies have mutated from the beginning and decades ago mutated to "he's British, he's some sort of spy (although more like an undercover cop cause he doesn't really do any spying, he fights with criminala) and his number is 007.
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (NpAcC)
Suggested substitute for being burned alive. Being stuck in a metal object that's heated to roast you alive instead of having you asphyxiate from the smoke.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Hollywood! at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (+IIqY)
My husband and son enjoy "The Three Stooges" more than I do, but I quite like "Noises Off" which is a sort of slapstick stage play, and I'm sure there is some other slapstick that I enjoy. Just can't think of it offhand right now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (NpAcC
Sharks
Fire
Drowning
Airline crash
Stabbed
Always joked that I'd probably get stabbed by a hijacker as the plane crashes into the ocean where I'm barely alive and in process of drowning when sharks finish me off.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (2DOZq)
x2. Hero now womyn.
x3 Hero now tranny
x4. Hero now POC.
It's a Common Core math win/win/win.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (+W8+H)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 04:25 PM (otFiP)
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I pay good money to see Corn Pop beat his ass. Who wouldn't?
Posted by: Caitlyn's VJayNa Is An Inverted Manpoline at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (KFBlG)
I'm a woman and I very much enjoy action/adventure films. Just as long as they aren't gratuitously violent or gorey.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (d++I1)
(Actually, I prefer Moore to Connery as Bond.)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (KAi1n)
BURN THE WITCH
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (n+4am)
The end of the movie pisses me off. Neeson is on the boat and the bad guy's security knows it. Instead of collapsing on the principle, and getting him out or setting up a protection zone security goes off and wanders around the boat one by one?
So stupid.
I know it's a childish revenge fantasy, but that ended all the emotional investment for me.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Stooges. The Three Stooges. Most women don't like that stuff.
I knew a girl a long time ago that did. But...she was also pretty weird. The rumor was she was bi. So, there you go.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)
**********
Warning- don't eat the cranberry sauce.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:31 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: China Joe 🤡-in-chief at October 11, 2021 04:31 PM (KZrBI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:31 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 04:31 PM (cTqLg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (z5Vrg)
The Brazen Bull
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (2DOZq)
he's a sort of a deep guy, has a twinkle in his eye like Connery but it's a more bittersweet / ironic twinkle (maybe)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)
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Sean Bean is great in that. So is Jean Reno.
But, you're right, I don't tend to have curiosity about any movie with Deniro, anymore...
I'd still watch him in Ronin, though.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (vwS2N)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)
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Warning- don't eat the cranberry sauce.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:31 PM (NpAcC)
God I love this place so...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (5iUNf)
William Wallace
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM (Kab4E)
Solid Sci-fi and the show is good.
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Its decent actually. The writing is a bit lazy. They tend to pick a character a season to start acting like a sociopath and that supplies the drama. That's a little harsh, because its actually not that obvious until you get a good three seasons into it. Then you sort of notice that the decision making center of a certain character which was broken last season seems to be working again, but somebody else's decision making is now broken.
Posted by: Not Joe Bob Briggs at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (oPpu6)
I think the problem with The Expanse, books and show, is that it wasn't planned out well enough. There's no series 'ending' that you're working towards. That keeps it from greatness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (ueGNX)
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The one exception I can think of immediately is "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." Everyone likes that one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (r5BVk)
William Wallace
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 04:31 PM (cTqLg)
One of my top movies based on how many times I've watched it. Can pretty much quote the entire movie.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (2DOZq)
I think the problem with The Expanse, books and show, is that it wasn't planned out well enough. There's no series 'ending' that you're working towards. That keeps it from greatness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (V6f9+)
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I am now glad that I gave up after the first episode of the second season.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I'd actually like to see a movie of Vonnegut's Slapstick.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:29 PM (CjHGv)
"Pfff! Picard spends all day drinking that damned Earl Gray so he's in the bathroom peeing like every 15 minutes in the evening!"
- Q
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:27 PM (Iy8Rs)
You weren't born yesterday, were you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: steevy
What did that fucking two-faced nasty little no-talent wop ever do to you?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)
But, you're right, I don't tend to have curiosity about any movie with Deniro, anymore...
I'd still watch him in Ronin, though.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (XHhHI)
"What's color of the boathouse at Hereford?!!!"
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (CjHGv)
And the star of Venom is....Tom Hardy. He would be the next Bond, but for Henry Cavill. I love it when plans come together.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (ZsR3z)
One titter for each hour.
All I can be happy with now is that he pisses off the right people.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:07 PM (XHhHI)
IMO is was the most classically liberal piece of art I've seen recently.
He sets up a show telling you exactly how and why he's doing something so that the people who are outraged prove his exact point. And then they still end up outraged. He plays the kooky left like a fiddle. He says he agrees with many of their ends, just not the means, and they want to murder him for it.
Was I laughing out loud the whole time? Of course not. But I sincerely appreciated what he did. My sense is we'd disagree on much but agree that people who want to shut others up are bad. Bad opinions shouldn't be banned or actionable and Tweet-length tribalism has made the world exhausting.
Posted by: turnout man at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (7CyhL)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:32 PM (+IIqY)
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I adore that movie.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (lVNNH)
Another Chastain action vehicle that was both terrible and a financial disappointment.
I mean...the girl must really sleep around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mozam at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (ea+OK)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 11, 2021 04:28 PM (KAi1n)
I think the only one I ever actually saw in theaters was Goldeneye. Huh. Good choice (even though I was not consciously doing it.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (kBuGL)
- pre
- post
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)
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FIFY
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I was born at night, just not last night.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (Iy8Rs)
Another Chastain action vehicle that was both terrible and a financial disappointment.
I mean...the girl must really sleep around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (LvTSG)
We talking about The 355?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (kBuGL)
I'm a woman and I very much enjoy action/adventure films. Just as long as they aren't gratuitously violent or gorey.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2021 04:30 PM (d++I1)
That's too bad. Robocop (the original, anyway) actually is pretty good.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (DTX3h)
The libs are hoping the writer/director addresses the red pill scene and trashes conservatives for hijacking that meme.
I love Keanu but I am not sure I want to support the Hollyweird
And I think one of the brothers who made the original move is now a woman.
So, no thanks.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (2JoB8)
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Isn't Cannonball Run basically a remake of that?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sven at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (Lzpvj)
So, no thanks.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (haWye)
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Both transitioned.
I'd bet real money there was sexual abuse in that childhood home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Yes. Also illiteracy.
Posted by: Flyover at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (Rbu5d)
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Both of them are. They both "transitioned" a few years after the matrix movies.
Posted by: Revenant at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (qVRSW)
- pre 2000
- post 2000
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)
All actors/actresses who hang around long enough eventually become caricatures of themselves. By now, Streep is just an accent, Nicholson is a leering old letch, Pacino just screams, etc.
Posted by: Wally at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (CjHGv)
"I fucking ambushed you with a cup of coffee."
Many good lines. I remember watching it with my buddy Greg at ISU. We spent the next few years constantly quoting it to each other.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: China Joe clown-in-chief
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Corn Pop 2024
MAGAA
Posted by: Caitlyn's VJayNa Is An Inverted Manpoline at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (KFBlG)
Makes the experience of watching it today surprisingly gripping...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (CYnTg)
And I think one of the brothers who made the original move is now a woman.
So, no thanks.
Posted by: Czech Chick
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I know I don't want to support Hollyweird.
The sooner they die, the better.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: Ripley at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (haWye)
They both are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Axeman
I think they actually made one, starring Jerry Lewis.
No really. I think it was actually kind of really, really....bad.
"Slapstick, of another kind"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/
Maybe it was supposed to be a satire on "Close Encounters". I dunno. I give up.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (vcOmj)
I'd bet real money there was sexual abuse in that childhood home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
Probably explains some of the themes in the Matrix movies tbh.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (z5Vrg)
What about The Expanse authors?
Posted by: redchief at October 11, 2021 04:24 PM
I only have seen the series and bailed during the last season when I could tell it was going bad. Thankfully, not that invested.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM
Seasons 1 & 2 were done by SciFi; you'd be hard pressed to find better space opera. Season 3 was written by SciFi but made by amazon; meh. Season 4 written & produced by amazon; was not good. Season 5 was better, but not great
I'd kinda dreading season 6
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (DUIap)
So, no thanks.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (haWye)
Correction: *Both* of the brothers that made The Matrix are now women.
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (CYnTg
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No, they're still brothers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (ZsR3z)
Strawbrrry jam!
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (ZsR3z)
What is odd about reno is he seems to suffer from the Michael Biehn syndrome- he should have been HUGE (and I understood he did some big stuff in France) but he just seemed to have great roles that never blew up. I wonder if both of them told some hollywood assholes to fuck off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (ju2Fy)
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Love that movie. Saw it as a kid, but the adult me learned to appreciate the genius of Dick Shawn. (Producers, too)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (XHhHI)
"The Day The Clown Cried."
People who've seen it say it's on a whole 'nother level of wretched.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (V6f9+)
Aside from Heat, the only other movie I rewatch that has DeNiro.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (CjHGv)
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Contrary to what they think, they're still brothers who are mentally ill.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (2NHgQ)
So, no thanks.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (haWye)
Frighteningly enough. BOTH boys went tranny. And trust me, Larry Wachowski does NOT make a good looking """woman"""
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (V6f9+)
Janet Reno = bad
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (haWye)
They both are
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Wrong. They both still have their original chromosomes. They just lost their wedding tackle.
Posted by: Not Joe Bob Briggs at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (6QDPN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (ueGNX)
Thank you woke hipster douchebags.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (CjHGv)
I always quit watching Heat about 10 from the end.
I'm happier that way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (V6f9+)
I have no idea why he never took off in the US
to me he was breakout in The Professional? maybe he just wasn't able to speak without the heavy accent well enough I dunno
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (j9HX3)
I think it's called Smart People.
Get this, Elliot Page plays a chick!
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (2NHgQ)
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No thanks.
Not interested.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (Iy8Rs)
Hell, I heard they might be redoing V for Vendetta (cannot imagine Hollywood doing this in this day and age.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (CYnTg)
Three Stooges OTOH are/were pure slapstick.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (XHhHI)
The libs are hoping the writer/director addresses the red pill scene and trashes conservatives for hijacking that meme.
I love Keanu but I am not sure I want to support the Hollyweird
And I think one of the brothers who made the original move is now a woman.
So, no thanks.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:35 PM (haWye)
**********
The blue pill will be Biden's Build Back Better world or they'll introduce a green pill where we all live in AOC's Green New Deal utopia.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (NpAcC)
Not L&S...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:39 PM (j9HX3)
Could also be horrific role choices. See 'Just Visiting'. Really, do not watch that movie, just look it up on wikipedia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (kBuGL)
I'm anticipating the day when a remake is announced for a movie still in theaters / streaming.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (ZsR3z)
The movie Ava should be noted.
Another Chastain action vehicle that was both terrible and a financial disappointment.
I mean...the girl must really sleep around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts
We talking about The 355?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The 355 looks like it is Chastain from Ava joined up with other non-believable global supergurlz for a gurlz buddies save the world romp.
Having seen Ava ... hard pass.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (d9FiS)
For some reason Reno really appeals to me. Maybe it's just that Tahoe is close by.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:37 PM (L2ZTs)
True. Clint had to let the macho stuff go, and I think became a better actor as he aged. The refusal to let go of that (and a general lack of talent) is why Arnold and Stallone became punchlines as they got older.
Posted by: Wally at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (FJYfm)
They're not trying to get any audience. They're trying to win awards.
There is a big difference.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2021 04:10 PM (OU+8W)
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Larry Correia, Sarah Hoyt and a bunch of other writers tried to save the World Con Hugo and Campbell awards from this fate. Remember the Sad Puppies Project? They tried damn hard, but were mocked, threatened, retaliated against, and finally cancelled.
So they and a lot of others invented their own awards program at the Dragon Awards Convention. We will see who wins in a few years. I think World Con is dying as fast a the comic book industry.
Posted by: rd at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (2DOZq)
The Martin/Lewis team was at their best in "That's My Boy!" - they both played off their differences and Lewis hammed it up the whole time, which is what you paid your dime for....
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2021 04:42 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 04:42 PM (nxdel)
Hell, I heard they might be redoing V for Vendetta (cannot imagine Hollywood doing this in this day and age.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:40 PM (kBuGL)
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The 4th film apparently follows the story events of The Matrix Online, an MMORPG that hasn't been active in over a decade. In that Morpheus died and was resurrected or something.
The Wachowskis were always big on the story spilling out of the movies into different mediums like the Animatrix and the Matrix video game that told Reloaded from Niobe's point of view.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: artemis
DeNiro was in the cottage with John Belushi the night he overdosed and died. They were doing heroin together, from what I recall. I always wondered what his role in the death of John Belushi really was.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:42 PM (vcOmj)
I was there for a couple of conferences, and felt the need to shower the whole time. TBF, I'm not really a fan of Vegas either. In fact, I hate casinos.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:43 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:43 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
But that's not gratuitous. It's part of the story and adds to the experts.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2021 04:43 PM (l+IQE)
Exactly. They are not marketing a product to the audience, they are marketing themselves to each other.
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:43 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: pep
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*fistbump*
So do I.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)
Because of course they did.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (kBuGL)
Reno is the French Bruce Willis, i.e., been phoning it in for every crappy movie in the last 20 years.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: rd at October 11, 2021 04:41 PM (Z32m1)
The comicbook industry was dying 20 years ago when I worked in it. It was going woke back then, I am glad I got out of that gig.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: steevy
I about busted a gut when Cato Fong jumped out of the refrigerator.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (d9FiS)
They chose poorly
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (ZHVt1)
I was there for a couple of conferences, and felt the need to shower the whole time. TBF, I'm not really a fan of Vegas either. In fact, I hate casinos.
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Tahoe is awesome tho.
Posted by: i don't gamble but i ski from time to time at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (EpV/N)
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (1Yy3c)
I enjoy action, sci fi moves. I liked the original Matrix a lot.
But I fear the new wokeism will ruin the Next Matrix Reincarnation movie, as Hollywood and the freaks who inhabit that land cannot help themselves.
Plus, Neo and Trinity died.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (haWye)
But the entire Craig era has been about unbonding Bond. They killed M, got rid of Q for a punk kid, Bond didn't even meet Moneypenny for several movies, there's no relationship at all between them, etc. The gadgets have been played way down, the girls less emphasized, and ultimately in the end they even killed Bond's past, which nobody ever even asked for or cared about.
They have a good chance to just wrap up the entire franchise and reboot to 60's era period pieces closer to the books (look at how well Casino Royale did by being very close to the novel), but don't bet on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (KZzsI)
See: Pechanga here in California (which closed its poker room thanks to the Coof, grrrr!)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: steevy
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Those had me in stitches as a kid.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (71OCR)
Jack Nicholson hasn't made a movie in years. I read he's suffering from Alzheimers.
Posted by: Jewells45
He's retired, for whatever reason.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (haWye
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Trinity died, but did Neo?
His light never diminished.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:46 PM (CYnTg)
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Love that movie. Saw it as a kid, but the adult me learned to appreciate the genius of Dick Shawn. (Producers, too)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:38 PM (XHhHI)
I don't know why, but I absolutely loved Shawn as a kid. Maybe it's because he was one of the first Kaufman like comedians where you couldn't tell if he was serious or not. But he was always silly and serious simultaneously. Loved him on the roasts. Him and Jonathan Winters used to kill me.
https://youtu.be/Db6iATmvRLI
Oh, and Mad Mad Mad Mad World is free on amazoid prime right now (was on YT last month). So is Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 04:46 PM (wAnMi)
They chose poorly
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To be fair, they can still get the same trim. Just not in the same way.
Posted by: Hollywood Girls aren't picky shall I name names? at October 11, 2021 04:46 PM (Pc17g)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 11, 2021 04:46 PM (wp7uW)
https://youtu.be/mtf56FoHyvI
I don't always like his analyses but he does well here, I think
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (+IIqY)
Well, Vonnegut went into decline in the 70's and I don' t think he ever came out. Slapstick offended me, and not in a good way. It seemed more offensive because I wuz stoopider than he could stand, not offensive because it served a plot point.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 04:47 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:46 PM (CYnTg)
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Cat-o, cannot you see I am on ze feun?!
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:47 PM (XHhHI)
I was there for a couple of conferences, and felt the need to shower the whole time. TBF, I'm not really a fan of Vegas either. In fact, I hate casinos.
Tahoe is awesome tho.
Posted by: i don't gamble but i ski from time to time
Do you know how you know that Reno is close to Hell? Because you can see Sparks from there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:47 PM (vcOmj)
The one consolation for Bond fans: The Fauci "documentary" flopped so hard, it's out of the theaters completely.
We called these films "stealth turds." In and out so fast, they didn't have time to stink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2021 04:47 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2021 04:48 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Azjaeger
Yup, I read all the books, in order, fairly recently. It would be great if they did what you say. Or, if you have seen, The Night Manager, like that, made each book into maybe a six part series.
Posted by: MikeM at October 11, 2021 04:48 PM (5Y7fX)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 11, 2021 04:46 PM (wp7uW)
HV/AC
\m/ \m/
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 04:48 PM (KbLYZ)
The singer Terrence Trent D'Arby has changed religions, and his name is now Sananda Maitreya.
He's having the covers of all his albums, going back to the 1980s, changed to reflect that. So his first album is now titled "Introducing The Hardline According To Sananda Maitreya."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:48 PM (L2ZTs)
His light never diminished.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 11, 2021 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
He sacrificed himself at the end, iirc
Frankly, I'm assuming this is just another 'restore from backup'. The trailer didn't look terrible or woke, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:49 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2021 04:49 PM (RIsTZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (j9HX3)
Bunnies. BUNNIES!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 04:49 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 04:49 PM (NpAcC)
As far as I can remember, I've never seen Superman in a 'sex scene'.
I've always imaged it might get mighty bloody.
Brings a whole new meaning to be literally 'nailed'. They don't call him the "Man of Steel" for nothing.
Next we will find out his mate is Ben Grimm, the stony guy of the Fantastic Four.
Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2021 04:49 PM (OJ/jL)
Posted by: Just a side note
Fargo, too, and he was actually good in Prison Break as the Mafia Don.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (XSRBF)
Entertainment producer: Sorry, that is not the way this works anymore.
Customer: That's it for me! I'm outta here!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Colin at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (30UBg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke is a stupid joke' at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (RoIW/)
Mask was hands-down his best movie. It was greatly enhanced by the Brian Setzer sound track.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (ZsR3z)
There was - believe it or not - an "edited for television" version of the original Robocop.
Posted by: junior at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (YFT+g)
We called these films "stealth turds." In and out so fast, they didn't have time to stink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2021 04:47 PM (s2VJv)
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B-b-b-but...he's SCIENCE!
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (qpX6U)
I was there for a couple of conferences, and felt the need to shower the whole time. TBF, I'm not really a fan of Vegas either. In fact, I hate casinos.
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:43 PM (ZsR3z)
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There's an answer in that statement.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (vwS2N)
Posted by: LRob in TN at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (jboH3)
Posted by: Lrrr at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (jIL4c)
"What makes you think this is my first time?"
Posted by: pep at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2021 04:26 PM (+IIqY)
I adore the three stooges and Marx Bros.; but yes, Mr Flyover would say his wife is not "most women."
Posted by: Flyover at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (cTqLg)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
Robocop is here. Well, in Singapore anyway.
https://bit.ly/3mCxaGk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Do they think that is going to sell tickets in China?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: LRob in TN
Looks normal, same as always, on my iPad
Posted by: MikeM at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (5Y7fX)
The Critical Drinker usually mentions Blade was the first film with bullet-time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (XSRBF)
It will never
Be the same.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (XSRBF)
Lucifer in Constantine. He crushed that role.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (qpX6U)
That's just her face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (kBuGL)
Imagine if we had a reporter ask: "Why did you feel it was important to downplay your participation in the research?"
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: steevy
I about busted a gut when Cato Fong jumped out of the refrigerator.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (d9FiS)
I think that's actually one series that improved over its run, at least up to the Return. The first Pink Panther was funny, but they really developed the characters over the next couple of films. I *love* A Shot In The Dark, think that might be the best of the series. Inspector Clouseau was an abomination, but when they finally returned in 1975, they still had the magic. I could watch the 70's trilogy over and over. They did jump the shark a bit on Strikes Again, but picked it up on Revenge. Sellers was a treasure.
Probably one of my all time comedy favorites is After The Fox.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2021 04:50 PM (XSRBF)
Lucifer in Constantine. He crushed that role.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (Ez6QX)
I don't know if he's conservative but I think he's not a Lefty.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (AwPyG)
Lucifer in Constantine. He crushed that role.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM
best part of that entire movie
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (KFBlG)
Posted by: steevy
What did that fucking two-faced nasty little no-talent wop ever do to you?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 04:33 PM (vcOmj)
The best Robert DeNiro was Joe Peschi.
Posted by: rd at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (Z32m1)
https://bit.ly/30iQgd9
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)
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Nice cigarette
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (vwS2N)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (r5BVk)
So who did they expect their audience to be?
Posted by: 29Victor at October 11, 2021 04:54 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (CYnTg)
Yep.
When they introduced after the last reboot he was nine or ten years old. Great run of issues written by Peter Tomasi.
Now I guess they aged him up to gay him up.
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:54 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM
best part of that entire movie
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2021 04:53 PM (DUIap)
Stormare was amazing. So was Shia LeBitch getting killed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:54 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: LRob in TN at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (jboH3)
Gray boxes? Huh?!?
You're not seeing pink circles and yellow stripes? You tried refreshing?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 04:54 PM (wAnMi)
G-d bless Italy! Italians now chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" as they walk past the US embassy in Rome.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (s2VJv)
Imagine if we had a reporter ask: "Why did you feel it was important to downplay your participation in the research?"
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM (AwPyG)
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It's worse. They've now found and released tapes of Fraudci's crew in 2017 talking about how they have to "break the system" to get yearly flu shots mandated.
They were planning this shit for a while. You can hear them in their own words.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (CYnTg)
G-d bless Italy! Italians now chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" as they walk past the US embassy in Rome.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (s2VJv)
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Deserving of a column/write up all by itself.
Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter at October 11, 2021 04:56 PM (KFBlG)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 11, 2021 04:56 PM (IMmgC)
Posted by: steevy
Ronin is a flypaper film. If I see it, I watch it, despite DeNiro being an asshole.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 11, 2021 04:56 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: LRob in TN at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (jboH3)
Gray boxes? Huh?!?
You're not seeing pink circles and yellow stripes? You tried refreshing?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 04:54 PM (wAnMi)
So no one else see the red background with hammers and sickles? I thought Ace was being ironic.
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 04:56 PM (1Yy3c)
Deserving of a column/write up all by itself.
Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter at October 11, 2021 04:56 PM (KFBlG)
It's over at Gateway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (s2VJv)
One day, Superman is flying around and he spots Wonder Woman sunbathing naked. Being faster than a speeding bullet, he realized he could fly down there, have sex with her and be gone before she knew what happened. Which he does. As he flies away, with his super hearing he heard Wonder Women exclaim, "What the hell was that?!" Then he hears the Invisible Man say, "I don't know but now my ass really hurts!"
Posted by: Lrrr at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: LRob in TN at October 11, 2021 04:51 PM (jboH3)
That can happen if you get stuck in the https version of the site.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (9MfXT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2021 04:55 PM (s2VJv)
.......
White supremacists. Next they'll be burning our embassy Pride Flag.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 04:52 PM
Stormare is awesome in The Last Stand. The sleezy Swede.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:58 PM (CjHGv)
.......
The new sensation sweeping the nation... has gone global.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
I've been seeing that for about a week now. The first load of a thread looks normal but when I refresh, I lose the gray boxes. Then if I make a comment, the page loads with boxes. I figured it was just my crap, not-supported, old iPad so I didn't mention it.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2021 04:58 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:58 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Bete at October 11, 2021 04:59 PM (F9322)
....and I will have popcorn for that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 11, 2021 04:59 PM (RoIW/)
Darkweb AoSHQ > https AoSHQ > http AoSHQ
Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at October 11, 2021 04:59 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 04:59 PM (v0R5T)
.......
The new sensation sweeping the nation... has gone global.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
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Just think of France.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 04:59 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 04:59 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 05:00 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Damn Romans practically invented slavery!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 05:00 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 05:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T
Don't forget, Most.Votes.Ever.
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 11, 2021 05:01 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 04:58 PM (CYnTg)
They were a couple in the 2011 reboot. But that Superman was a crybaby bitch and they killed him.
Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 05:01 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: steevy
I can't watch Deniro after Meet the Parents. I liked him but I think he's met his expiration date.
Posted by: Draki at October 11, 2021 05:01 PM (JxiZo)
Also good as the black market doc in Minority Report. He does sleazy really, really well.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2021 05:01 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2021 05:02 PM (CYnTg)
Yes pretty much type cast at this point.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 05:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 05:00 PM (otFiP)
+++
I went there to see a movie, as a matter of fact. One huge problem with the place is that they did not carpet the casino. It is so loud and noisy, you can't even think straight. Very annoying.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 11, 2021 05:03 PM (lVNNH)
"What's color of the boathouse at Hereford?!!!"
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2021 04:34 PM (CjHGv)
"I fucking ambushed you with a cup of coffee."
Many good lines. I remember watching it with my buddy Greg at ISU. We spent the next few years constantly quoting it to each other.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 11, 2021 04:36 PM (V6f9+)
Great lines because they were written by David Mamet (who was credited as Richard Weisz).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2021 05:03 PM (n+4am)
https://bit.ly/3FFoLug
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (YYlyE)
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They aren't trying to incite panic.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 05:03 PM (vwS2N)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 05:04 PM (wAnMi)
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One of the best movie titles ever evoking noirish suspense and Clouseau's incompetence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 05:04 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2021 05:05 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 05:00 PM (d9FiS)
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Before the Egyptian pyramids?
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 05:05 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2021 05:05 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2021 05:05 PM (hV9ir)
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Fantasy worlds are the easiest bent.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 05:07 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 05:07 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 11, 2021 05:07 PM (IMmgC)
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 05:07 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 11, 2021 05:07 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 11, 2021 04:54 PM (BJKQV)
People who will never bother to watch the movies anyway.
I heard an argument over the weekend that how hollywood sold the idea of going woke to the suits (i.e. people who pay the bills) is the performance of movies like Titanic, Avatar, etc, that had huge demographics of women wanting to see them. So, in order to try to tap into that, they make movies for what they think women want to see. But women do not want to watch that shit either, but they have now made it socially unacceptable to go back. They burned their bridge and now are standing on the other side... in Mordor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 05:07 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 05:07 PM (cTqLg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 05:08 PM (0ryfU)
https://bit.ly/2YHNUnu
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 05:09 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 05:09 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 05:09 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 05:08 PM (0ryfU)
So, Batwoman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 05:09 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2021 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 05:00 PM (d9FiS)
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Before the Egyptian pyramids?
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 05:05 Romans invented surgery? I thought it was Mayans, Incas, Aztecs. You, know, indigenous folk?
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 05:10 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 05:10 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 11, 2021 04:54 PM (BJKQV)
They want us all to become woke. They will give us no choice. It's their dream and delusion and they won't give it up.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 11, 2021 05:10 PM (H8QX8)
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Food shortages, Christmas present shortages, sky high gas and cost of everything, swarms of illegals, losing your job if not "vaxxed"...Build Back Better, Baby!
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 11, 2021 05:10 PM (sVtYq)
https://bit.ly/3FFoLug
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (YYlyE)
These retards just noticed a disruption in the supply chain? Of course, they show a picture of Ben & Jerry's, which the stores are never out of.
But damn. The idiots that comment on CNN - talk about the choir. Maybe CNN is attempting to warn their viewer that he might want to stock up on ramen before it's too late.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 05:11 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 05:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2021 04:57 PM (YYlyE)
Biden's Long Arduous March
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 05:13 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2021 05:18 PM (M9MCW)
The two also got paired in the Kingdom Come graphic novels
And in the Injustice setting, Wonder Woman pretty clearly goes along because she's romantically interested in him. Supes can't get over Lois's death, though, and is oblivious.
Posted by: junior at October 11, 2021 05:20 PM (YFT+g)
Bond has been good at overseas box office, and OK in the US. This Bond is terrible with US box, and will not make money, even with $300 million overseas so far.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 11, 2021 05:20 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 11, 2021 05:20 PM (IMmgC)
The only comparison that comes to mind would be Raiders of The Lost Ark opening with Indy getting crushed by the boulder.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at October 11, 2021 05:59 PM (LATrI)
- Leon the Replicant, "Bladerunner"
Posted by: Sam at October 11, 2021 06:09 PM (ohyxL)
Well,yeah, they kind of did, but at least they were more imaginative than calling her Jamie Bond.
Posted by: Terry H at October 11, 2021 06:22 PM (8sYZH)
Posted by: Jane at October 11, 2021 06:31 PM (sFBNj)
We were invited by some friends to attend Clint Eastwood's "Cry Macho" last Sunday. It's the first movie I've seen in a theater in, like, forever.
Besides us five, there were three other people in the theater. People just don't go to the movies anymore.
Hollywood it dead.
Posted by: Dan at October 11, 2021 06:43 PM (+NG5U)
Posted by: Garbone at October 11, 2021 06:58 PM (S16H6)
Posted by: Mitchell Strand at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (loiWJ)
Posted by: Conan the Librarian at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (XLdL8)
Posted by: Harry at October 11, 2021 11:53 PM (EcD5Y)
We went to lower publicity online publications.
And it's hard to make them all woke; as they're learning.
As for media?
Maybe you can make all the movie producers woke.
Then you need to fix the evil misogyny of PornHub or whatever.
Then you find out everyone went to SpankBang or something?
Vicious cycle.
Posted by: ertdfg at October 12, 2021 12:25 AM (I388C)
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