Cenk Uygur: I Would "End" Joe Rogan If I Fought With Him

Incredibly, hilariously, pathetically, Cenk Uygur claimed that he would beat up Joe Rogan should they get into a fight-- that Cenk would "end him," as he claimed.

Cenk based his ludicrous claim that he could beat up a fit mixed martial artist -- Rogan was a black belt in Tae Kwon Do when he was younger, and then became a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu when he was older -- despite being an obese, non-athletic clown with no training in combat.


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He's been fighting "his whole life"? Does that include the past 20 years when he was a minor internet celebrity and we'd've heard about any fights he's had?

What he means, of course, is that when he was a tubby sixth grader, he once sat on a couple of kids in schoolyard scrapes.

This is what he means by "fighting all his life."

Chris Loesch had the perfect response to Cenk's claim that he's "much larger" (i.e., "more obese") than Joe Rogan, and that he'd been "fighting all his life:"

[You're] "much larger" than most people. The only thing you have fought your whole life is diabetes.

Correct.

I don't understand this comical conceit of some very soft men that despite never training in a combat sport, despite having no interest in a combat sport, despite never even training to throw an effective punch, despite never sparring or fighting someone in the ring or in the martial arts studio, despite never doing the intense two minute drills of throwing constant punches and kicks partly just to train yourself to have the lung capacity to even be able to breathe effectively during a fight --

Despite having not spent a single minute in 30 years fighting or preparing to fight, a lot of "men" just think: Oh, I'd naturally just be good at fighting. I'm pretty sure my "natural instincts" would just kick in and allow me, a person with absolutely no fighting practice or skill, to dominate in a real street fight.

No one thinks that despite having never taken a guitar lesson, their "natural masculine instincts" would just kick in and let them play guitar at a near-professional level if they had to during a Guitar Duel.

No one thinks that despite never swinging the bat or practicing one's spring, one's Natural Aggressiveness would just turn on and allow someone to hit homers in a college-level baseball game.

No one thinks that, despite having never studied a field like civil engineering, their Heart and Spirit would just take over for them if their physical safety were on the line and allow them to suddenly design a bridge or train tunnel.

But a lot of idiots like Cenk, who I guarantee you does not even know how to throw an effective punch, think that they're just good at fighting for some unspecified reason.

Cenk, you're a big fat tubby softbody with no physical training, barely any muscle to speak of, and zero mental toughness.

I guarantee you that if you were in a fight, all your opponent would have to do is circle you and dance outside the range of your chubby-boy fists and you'd pitch over with your lungs seizing with adult onset sports asthma within two minutes.

You're a joke. The fact that you once sat on a smaller kid in sixth grade does not mean that you're a naturally-gifted pugilist.

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM




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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:33 PM (+IIqY)

2 Only losers ar 1st

Posted by: Cone heads at October 06, 2021 02:33 PM (RoIW/)

3 I love how he follows it up with "big, sophisticated grown-ups like me don't do that, though."

He and Biden must get along great. They both want to take it outside over ... well, over whatever it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (+IIqY)

4 I'd pay cash money to see this fight.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (XvPQV)

5 Sorry Joe, didnt know it would be you.

Cone heads

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (RoIW/)

6 What's a Cenk?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (/somI)

7 I'd pay to watch

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

8 Leftists are also always quite sure they'd be really really good at governing, also.

Posted by: West at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (QY+6a)

9
GAINZZZ thread!

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 02:35 PM (k2e0x)

10 No cenk you.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 02:35 PM (cSyAR)

11 I rarely watch Crowder but I did see the one where he reminisced about harassing Cenk. He showed up at a presser dressed and acting like him in front of Cenk. Yeah, if you won't take on Crowder, who is a bit of a MMA guy, then Rogan's not on the menu either.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 06, 2021 02:35 PM (ZZK0E)

12 So did Rogan respond?

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2021 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

13 He's been fighting "his whole life"? Does that include the past 20 years when he was a minor internet celebrity and we'd've heard about any fights he's had?
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Oy. Ace just made it impossible to forget that this turd has been swirling around in our punch bowl for two damned decades.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:35 PM (+IIqY)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 06, 2021 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

15 I always confuse Cenk with that fat fuck Jeet Harapashchandrathar or whatever.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 06, 2021 02:35 PM (ZZK0E)

16 Could Cenk handle Corn Pop?

Posted by: zmdavid at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (xqRaG)

17 It depends on what the meaning of "beat" is. And he could be talking about a happy ending.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (sWM8x)

18 Never forget to always bring a gun to a knife fight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, quoting some Indiana Jones stuff at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (sy5kK)

19 Rogan trains UFC and has black belts.

I think Chunk would get destroyed in one blow, whether that be punch or kick.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

20 I think he's (faking) the bet because he knows that Rogan wouldn't hit him for something so petty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

21 The last time I saw Cenk Uygur, he was counting the vote back in Nov 2016, salivating for a Hillary victory.

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

22 Get in the octagon!

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (CYnTg)

23 The underlying thing here is that Cenk called Joe a loser, is that right? I think Joe has won. period.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (ZZK0E)

24 >>> 8 Leftists are also always quite sure they'd be really really good at governing, also.

Posted by: West at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (QY+6a)

We can micromanage the lives of 12 million 330 million 7.5 BILLION people and it will be AWESOME!

Posted by: Leftists at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (ACi07)

25 Cenk compulsively sweats better than Joe Rogan ever will.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (AD3JT)

26 I have been fighting all my life.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (TKmok)

27 Drain the Cenk.

Posted by: Hazel Nut at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (/somI)

28 Cenk Uygur is triggering me with his toxic masculinity.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (mNhhD)

29 24 We can micromanage the lives of 12 million 330 million 7.5 BILLION people and it will be AWESOME!
Posted by: Leftists at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (ACi07)

=========

*cue stories of America being ungovernable in 3, 2, 1...*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

30 Isn't cenk uygur some kind of rotted Mongolian food along the lines of fermented yak testicle?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (cSyAR)

31 Put em in a jar and let em fight.

Posted by: f'd at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (Tnijr)

32 Changing Cenk from a losing Leftist to a normal American would improve the human race a fraction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (u82oZ)

33 Rogan's too busy laughing his ass off. Wouldn't even need to bother training up for it.

Posted by: Greyman27 at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (RKLPC)

34 What's a Cenk?
Posted by: Just Wondering


Smaller unit of a chit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2021 02:38 PM (1t5dY)

35 >>> 29
.....
*cue stories of America being ungovernable in 3, 2, 1...*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

We would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!

Posted by: Leftists at October 06, 2021 02:38 PM (ACi07)

36 Sink the Uygur!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 02:38 PM (63Dwl)

37 He's a Cenking ship.

Posted by: Hazel Nut at October 06, 2021 02:38 PM (/somI)

38 We can micromanage the lives of 12 million 330 million 7.5 BILLION people and it will be AWESOME!
Posted by: Leftists at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (ACi07)
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Step 1: Get rid of 7.4 billion of them

Posted by: zmdavid at October 06, 2021 02:38 PM (xqRaG)

39 I would definitely pay to see Rogan beat the living shit outta him.

I'm not Armenian, but for many years my parents had wonderful neighbors who were. The fact that this assclown still calls his show after a genocidal cabal, "The Young Turks", means I would enjoy it even more than a standard issue leftist asshole getting his ass beaten.

Posted by: radar at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (3Zp/H)

40 What started this buffoonery?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (cSyAR)

41 I have been fighting all my life!

Posted by: Sponge Bob at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (RoIW/)

42 I doubt punk cenk could throw an effective fast ball at a little league game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (r5BVk)

43 When do we get some truth in advertising? When does he rename his outfit "The Flabby, Middle-Aged Establishment Turks?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (+IIqY)

44 "Let them fight"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (XvPQV)

45 I'm not a combat sports fan at all, but I would pay to see this fight!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (rbKZ6)

46 What's a Cenk?
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (/somI)
20 bucks, same as in town

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (8D42x)

47 I'm gonna go Milley-evil on Rogan's ass.

Posted by: Cenk at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (mNhhD)

48 Careful, Rogan.

Big mouth with a caliber ending in .4 who attacks from behind is a possibility.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (u82oZ)

49 Hasta la vista, baby!

Posted by: Cenk Uygur at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (d9FiS)

50 Cenk.....isn't that the shit they stuff between the logs when building a log cabin?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Rogan will hit him with everything but the kitchen, Cenk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (63Dwl)

52 6 What's a Cenk?
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (/somI)
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French for 5 misspelled?

Posted by: zmdavid at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (xqRaG)

53 What's a Cenk?

Posted by: Just Wondering

Currency of Kamchatka.

Posted by: Sponge Bob at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (RoIW/)

54 Everybody was Cenk-fu fighting

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (/6GbT)

55 >>> 38 We can micromanage the lives of 12 million 330 million 7.5 BILLION people and it will be AWESOME!
Posted by: Leftists at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (ACi07)
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Step 1: Get rid of 7.4 billion of them
Posted by: zmdavid at October 06, 2021 02:38 PM (xqRaG)

That's supposed to be a surprise. Now, go get vaccinated.

Posted by: W. Gates at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (ACi07)

56 I've never heard of this guy. Should I have heard about this guy?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (nxdel)

57 Cenk not a real Turk. Too homo.

Posted by: Recep Erdogan at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

58 What's a Cenk?
Posted by: Just Wondering

***

$185 Turkish Lira, same as in Kusadasi

Posted by: Tabitha Soren at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (flINI)

59 Anyone who was on News Radio is a national treasure

Posted by: trump at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (GSJcT)

60 Sponge Bob

My Risk armies will loot it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (u82oZ)

61 You don't get to say "but grownups don't do that" after you just said "I'd end him".

This thing is a poorly crafted parody of a man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (6FeV1)

62 As bad as Uygur is, he can't hold a candle to the pure vitriolic awfulness of Anna Kasparian. It's like they're made for each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (+IIqY)

63 PPV and proceeds go to the winner's charity of choice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (9a317)

64 I have no idea how to pronounce his name. But, it doesn't matter because he's Cuck Wigger.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (FeRav)

65 46 What's a Cenk?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 06, 2021 02:34 PM (/somI)

20 bucks, same as in town

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 06, 2021 02:39 PM (8D42x)
==================

And, we have an early thread winner!

Posted by: Parker at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (hJWil)

66
Can a 7 or 8 yr old girl shoot a SIG P320?

Like a boss:

https://youtu.be/uglcT4xEwQc?t=42

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (k2e0x)

67 Rogans not worth on red Cenk!

Posted by: Cenk at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (RoIW/)

68 I've never heard of this guy. Should I have heard about this guy?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM


The 2016 election night meltdown videos are a thing of beauty.

https://youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (jOcSX)

69 Despite having not spent a single minute in 30 years fighting or preparing to fight, a lot of "men" just think: Oh, I'd naturally just be good at fighting. I'm pretty sure my "natural instincts" would just kick in and allow me, a person with absolutely no fighting practice or skill, to dominate in a real street fight.

It's Hollywood, Ace. Just as gangbangers see sideways-held guns blazing away and think the coolness factor only adds to the deadliness, people who watch an action movie internalize the beatdowns the hero gives the baddies and thinks that, when it's time to throw down, they'll be able to recall Tom Cruise's neck snap or Jason Statham's gut punch and put the other fellow down.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (2JVJo)

70 You want a piece of me?!?

Posted by: Says the razzleberry pie to Cenk at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (786Ro)

71 I thought I was a good shot, until I started shooting with people who thought 200 rounds expended was just warming up.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (G03UX)

72
I've never heard of this guy. Should I have heard about this guy?
Posted by: Jewells45


He has his own channel on Pluto TV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (63Dwl)

73
As Mike said, everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face...and just sparring hard for 30s can be really exhausting to someone who hasn't done it.

If Chunk has never been punched in the face, I would say Rogan has an advantage, even though he's not big.

It's not gonna happen, but it would be ok to see this bloated jagoff taken down a few pegs. It could possibly be a one-punch affair, much like how Joe Biden would beat up guys.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (4WPW/)

74 This thing is a poorly crafted parody of a man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (6FeV1)
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Roll it up. We're done here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (+IIqY)

75 I have to take a Cenk and wipe my Uygur.

Or is it take a Uygur and wipe my Cenk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (/1l9x)

76 Hey all you h8ers- the Battle of the Bulge is REAL, and its a BATTLE!

A battle is a fight. Logic has killed you.

Posted by: Cenk "Crybaby Fatty" U. at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

77 Cenk not a real Turk. Too homo.
Posted by: Recep Erdogan at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

He's GREEK??

Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (mR6Gs)

78 Cenk, you're a big fat tubby softbody with no physical training, barely any muscle to speak of, and zero mental toughness. - Ace


You mad, bro?

Yeah, tubby-time here would be gassed in a couple of minutes chasing Joe around.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (vcOmj)

79 Tater and Cenk mud wrestling would be a singularity of repulsive.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (cSyAR)

80 Do you feel lucky, punk?

Posted by: Cenk Uygur at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (d9FiS)

81 It's pretty clear the left has no interest in governing, they just want to replace us so as to turn America into District 9 where they imagine they'll be that one warlord hoarding the cat food.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (ZZK0E)

82 Cenk not a real Turk. Too homo.
Posted by: Recep Erdogan


Greeks called. Said, "Dayum!"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (OCTRt)

83 I think the one thing Cenk has going for him is his thick fucking skull. You could probably hit him in the skull with a sledgehammer to no effect. But I suspect Cenk has a glass jaw and if you tapped him on the chin with your cock, he'd go down.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (ljUPy)

84 There's a problem with Google's algorithm. I type in "Cenk Uygur" but I keep getting pictures of zeppelins.

Posted by: pep at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (ZsR3z)

85 The match refed by Steve Mazzagatti would make it even more buffoonish.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (mD/uy)

86 I've never heard of this guy. Should I have heard about this guy?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 06, 2021 02:40 PM (nxdel)


I know who he is because he's part of that meltdown compilation of election night 2016.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)

87 This reminds me of the time big-mouth Jose Canseco, a chemically enhanced MLB player, had a beef with Vai Sikahema, a retired football player and Philly sports caster who had boxed before. Jose was knocked out in the first round, in spite of towering over Sikahema. Its on YouTube, and rather entertaining.

Posted by: Matt in Maine at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (4pje9)

88
Here are two things I know.

1.) I would badly lose a fight to Joe Rogan, unless I skunked him by using a weapon.

2.) I would beat Cenk Uygur handily.

So in Uygur vs. Rogan, I'm not betting on Cenk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (cTqLg)

89 His name in his native cockroach translates to pussified fat guy with round mouth and prolapsed ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (o2MD2)

90 Let's get ready to RUMBLE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (9a317)

91 Sounds violent
*grabs smelling salts*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (EGSGm)

92 >> chubby boy fists

I'm crying.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (CWMF2)

93 To be fair, Cenk's head looks pretty dense, could absorb a lot of damage.

Posted by: gld at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (V8zw+)

94 Isn't Cenk Uygur being repressed by the Chinese ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

95 The non-fighters always talk the loudest and are the ones "ended" when the swinging starts..., usually after the first.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (Eus9b)

96 Would be more entertaining to watch than most professional boxing matches now, sadly

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

97 Joe Rogan looks to me like he could whip a few guys.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (2JoB8)

98 My Risk armies will loot it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (u82oZ)

LMAO! I wondered who would get that. unfortunately it was my last hold out a coupla times. But I would not surrender!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (RoIW/)

99 How's about ol' Chubbster take on Biden behind the school gym? Both of them are full of threats--lets see out it pans out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (okGHj)

100 Ace, I have a quibble with your soft men think they'd be naturally good at fighting.

I think a lot of soft men (and women), particularly of a liberal bent, think they'd be good at everything. That they've never even attempted to do a thing others can do proficiently is no reason to believe they wouldn't be just as good immediately.

Take Hogg for example. He legit thought that by tweeting out he had started a pillow company meant that he had started a pillow company.

Hell, take any academic for that matter. They are incredibly insecure people who are 100% confident in their perfection at all things.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

101 Hold me back! Hold me back!

Posted by: Cenk to Twitter at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (786Ro)

102 Cenk strong like bullshit.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (mNhhD)

103 Joe Rogan looks to me like he could whip a few guys.
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (2JoB
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I'm sure he could, I'm actually interested.

Posted by: Dominatrix at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (+IIqY)

104
In 2020 I really wanted a flamethrower like this one:

https://youtu.be/Xfgw0DaF9QE?t=72

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (k2e0x)

105 Cenk not a real Turk. Too homo.
Posted by: Recep Erdogan


Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
- Captain Oevure

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (vcOmj)

106 As bad as Uygur is, he can't hold a candle to the pure vitriolic awfulness of Anna Kasparian. It's like they're made for each other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (+IIqY)

Is that the bint that was crying about Trump winning because abortion would become illegal and so women better "get your abortions NOW!"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (mR6Gs)

107 Fauci rails against 'dark web people' harassing his wife and daughters with violent threats

Yeah, I bet he was using Tor to talk to his Chinese buddies when .. look .. 'dark web people'

the alternative explanation is racist

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

108 But I suspect Cenk has a glass jaw and if you tapped him on the chin with your cock, he'd go down.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (ljUPy)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Golfman at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (yQ8VN)

109 Cenk looks he's an F cup. Maybe his luxurious bitchtits would leave Rogan in such a state of confoundment that Rogan would fold. It's probably not all that often that he's challenged to fight by a morbidly obese ladyboy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (QU5/8)

110 I thought I was a good shot, until I started shooting with people who thought 200 rounds expended was just warming up.
Posted by: Blake



Iron sights. 100 yds. 5 shots covered with a nickel.

I can't even see 100 yds with iron sights.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (OCTRt)

111 grabs smelling salts*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (EGSGm)

----

Why would you want to revive Cenk, once Joe puts him on the mat?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (G03UX)

112
Watching the Hound Group at Morris & Essex on AKC.tv. Missed Lila, unfortunately.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (/U27+)

113 Isn't Cenk Uygur being repressed by the Chinese ?
Posted by: SMOD


Obviously, not nearly enough.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

114 Maybe Cenk meant he would 'eat' Joe Rogan.
I can see him being man meat curious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (XvPQV)

115 It is amazing how much the left hates Joe Rogan, who is nominally on the left himself...but not full of hate for others like they are.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

116 Turkish men think they are naturally tougher than anyone. They are hairier than most men though.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (2DOZq)

117 Cenk Uygur is Turkish for Corn Pop

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

118 I play golf and guitar half-assed and sloppy all while sipping a beer or preferred cocktail.

And I still kick all your asses!!






Posted by: dananjcon at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (u6xw0)

119 Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (4WPW/)

I'm a longtime member of a historic sword fighting group called the Black Tigers.

In order to be a full member (Black Scarf)... you need to take a test, where you fight for a full 5 minutes straight, against multiple Tigers (one at a time)... That's 5 minutes of full on, non stop fighting. You are then evaluated as to how well you did... ie, were you still safe, how was your form at the end, did you give up.

Damn hard test.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (oHd/0)

120 Anyone who was on News Radio is a national treasure
****
Agreed, even the Canadian, Dave Foley.

Posted by: Sassy at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (xSICi)

121 Naked man with spear shot by deputies during 'ambush' attack in Ohio

Sounds like the opening act

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:47 PM (RHGPo)

122 I think the easiest $1000 that fatty ever made was giving 1000 bjs for $1 each.

Posted by: Cenk at October 06, 2021 02:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

123 I've been threatening school moms and staging criminal events! So take that. Oh by-the-way, anybody up for removing the president by any means necessary?

Posted by: Ken - Now with pressed hemmed shorts at October 06, 2021 02:47 PM (68WvR)

124


Cenk will cry like a girl and then file assault charges. And that is before Rogan get a chance to lay a finger on him.

Posted by: totally not Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:47 PM (V13WU)

125 I thought I was a good shot, until I started shooting with people who thought 200 rounds expended was just warming up.
Posted by: Blake



Iron sights. 100 yds. 5 shots covered with a nickel.

I can't even see 100 yds with iron sights.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (OCTRt)

I also had that wakeup call early in my shooting life. Now I'm just aiming to be accurate 'enough'. Accurate enough to get lethal hits at ranges I'd engage at. IDPA middle of the pack, that's me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 06, 2021 02:47 PM (XvPQV)

126 Does anyone believe Senile Joe works around the clock?

-
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock work
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock work
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock work
We're gonna work around the clock tonight

Posted by: President Biden and His 81,000,000 votes at October 06, 2021 02:47 PM (d9FiS)

127 I could take Jow Rogan in a round of Super Smash Borthers.

Well, at least half the time, I'm sure.

Posted by: Methos at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (kOpft)

128 Sink would definately wear a loose fitting t-shirt into the ring.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (flINI)

129 https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-quickly-drag-president-

away-as-he-tries-to-join-in-f-joe-biden-chant

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (W2Pud)

130 I'd prefer to see Rogan choke him out.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (2DOZq)

131 Don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash.

Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (TiN8g)

132 Naked man with spear shot by deputies during 'ambush' attack in Ohio

Posted by: SMOD

Florida man has nothing on us Ahians.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (mD/uy)

133 Chunk has zero idea what would actually happen - first punch he throws, Rogan either slips or rolls the punch and clocks him with a right cross or over the top hook. Lights out in less then :15

Chunk is just another keyboard badass. He needs to waddle his fat ass over to the salad bar and then to the gym.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (NgqoH)

134 "I've never heard of this guy. Should I have heard about this guy?
Posted by: Jewells45

He has his own channel on Pluto TV."


So do the Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: Brandon at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (Tnijr)

135 Naked man with spear shot by deputies during 'ambush' attack in Ohio

So this time travel thing didn't work out like I was hoping.

Posted by: Some Brave from the French and Indian war at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

136 Come on Cenk, just say you want to get all sweaty and roll around on a mat with a tattooed guy. We know that's what this is all about.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

137
I'm a longtime member of a historic sword fighting group called the Black Tigers.

In order to be a full member (Black Scarf)... you need to take a test, where you fight for a full 5 minutes straight, against multiple Tigers (one at a time)... That's 5 minutes of full on, non stop fighting. You are then evaluated as to how well you did... ie, were you still safe, how was your form at the end, did you give up.

Damn hard test.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (oHd/0)


I was part of a group in Colorado Springs. You fought whomever wanted to fight, as many matches until everyone was convinced. Saw a guy fighting for almost two hours with maybe two short breaks. Brutal.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (jOcSX)

138 Roll it up. We're done here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:42 PM (+IIqY)

Man! Ain't the stone punishment enough????

Posted by: Sisyphus at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (7bRMQ)

139 It is amazing how much the left hates Joe Rogan, who is nominally on the left himself...but not full of hate for others like they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

He'll turn. #soon

As many are, as we speak.

Posted by: Golfman at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (yQ8VN)

140 So the Turtle gives the Dem's an off ramp and now the Dem's aren't sure they should except. They're caucusing right now.

More crazy town

Posted by: WisRich at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

141 I would pay real money to see that.Joe Rogan would beat that clown like a rented mule.

Posted by: -Shawn- at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (H8oW6)

142 Cenk meant to say, "I would rear end him".

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (mNhhD)

143 Sink would definately wear a loose fitting t-shirt into the ring.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

The chair! The chair! Look out Joe, he's got a chair!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (vcOmj)

144 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Oh boy, a dick-measuring contest between media personalities! This'll solve everything!! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (L2ZTs)

145 No one thinks that despite having never taken a guitar lesson, their "natural masculine instincts" would just kick in and let them play guitar at a near-professional level if they had to during a Guitar Duel


Way to go harshing my buzz, Ace.
**puts guitar back in the ups box**

Posted by: Hands at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (786Ro)

146 Cenk: "I would end Joe Rogan like my namesake show (The Young Turks) ended those Armenians in 1915-1918...supposedly, because that didn't happen".

Posted by: Thrawn at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (5aFbR)

147 First Trump drove them mad, now the vaccines have sealed the deal.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

148 /drops fake lothario

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2021 02:49 PM (V13WU)

149 Me? I'd never claim to be able to beat anyone ever. Ever!

Put me in with slow poke Rodriguez, i pack a gun. (At home)


At least i knows my abilities.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (0OmEj)

150
The bet the only person Cenk's physically beaten is that skeletal Armenian lady co-host of his. Is the way of the Turk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (cTqLg)

151 To be fair, Cenk's head looks pretty dense, could absorb a lot of damage.
Posted by: gld at October 06, 2021 02:43 PM (V8zw+)

Like a heavy bag.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (4I/2K)

152 132 Naked man with spear shot by deputies during 'ambush' attack in Ohio

Posted by: SMOD

Florida man has nothing on us Ahians.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (mD/uy)

Welcome to WAKANDA!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (oHd/0)

153 I think Cenk is the Tonya Harding of this scenario.

Posted by: Cenk at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

154 Cenk meant to say, "I would rear end him".

Actually I was going to let him rear end me. IYKWIMAITYD. Trust me I've taken dozens of guys bigger then him in one night.

Posted by: Cenk Uyger at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (ESjRY)

155 Iron sights. 100 yds. 5 shots covered with a nickel.

I can't even see 100 yds with iron sights.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2021 02:45 PM (OCTRt)

I also had that wakeup call early in my shooting life. Now I'm just aiming to be accurate 'enough'. Accurate enough to get lethal hits at ranges I'd engage at. IDPA middle of the pack, that's me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


Ok, ok, ok. You can use a scope. Cut this playing card in half with a .22 at 100 yds. *turns card on it's side.

What fucking playing card?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (OCTRt)

156 Cenk looks like the prison warden in "Midnight Express" that tried to rape Billy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (/1l9x)

157 I don't follow this kinda social media celebrity drama but I hope Rogan responded by ignoring him.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (4thlk)

158 And I love internet tough-guys trying to set up IRL fights. Like that time "Andy Warski" was going to fight "Tonka Saw" IRL (2019?), but the latter bitched out and didn't show up.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (5aFbR)

159 >>>Can a 7 or 8 yr old girl shoot a SIG P320?

Like a boss:

https://youtu.be/uglcT4xEwQc?t=42
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 02:41 PM (k2e0x)

=======

"First, let's talk about my relationship with Sig. I have NO relationship with Sig."

Too funny.

Posted by: I got nothin' at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (NtwC+)

160 115 It is amazing how much the left hates Joe Rogan, who is nominally on the left himself...but not full of hate for others like they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

--------------


This is exactly right. Joe Rogan's political beliefs are pretty standard Dem positions, but because he doesn't demonize people who disagree with him, they despise him.

Posted by: radar at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (3Zp/H)

161 an approval rating that would make George W. Bush blush

Total approval 38%
Approval on economy: 39%
Approval on foreign policy: 34%
Approval on immigration: 25%
Approval on "the situation at the Mexican border:" 23%

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

162 If he means die ? He's right.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (ytSiK)

163 Brett Bachman from Salon (because, well, Salon) wrote that

'a war of words broke out between podcasters Cenk Uygur and Joe Rogan Thursday night after the Young Turks founder criticized Rogan's ongoing attacks on COVID-19 vaccines'

Read the article, however, and all the quotes come from either Uygur or fans of Rogan - not Joe himself. Obviously Uygur wants the bump in listeners that he would get were Joe to respond.

Stupid, clickbaity nonsense.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (/H2/K)

164 Actually I think Rogan should beat Chunk to death. One less waste of oxygen on the old rock.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (o2MD2)

165 I'm a longtime member of a historic sword fighting group called the Black Tigers.

In order to be a full member (Black Scarf)... you need to take a test, where you fight for a full 5 minutes straight, against multiple Tigers (one at a time)... That's 5 minutes of full on, non stop fighting. You are then evaluated as to how well you did... ie, were you still safe, how was your form at the end, did you give up.

Damn hard test.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 02:46 PM (oHd/0)

I saw a fit dude do a "simple" workout once where you got in a boxing stance, held one hand up for defense and punched continuously with the other for one minute. Trainer called you out whenever your other hand dipped below your face. Punches slowed considerably after about 20 seconds and he got called out at least 5-6 times for dropping his hands.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

166 Off doughy bullying sock!

Posted by: LASue at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

167 Let that fat assed tub of lard get jumped by four or five people like I was once, and survive to tell the tale. Sure I got my ass kicked. I'd just walked six miles up and down hills on a major boulevard in urban Atlanta before the incident happened at 4 am. And in my early 20's, was in the best shape of my life. I was still able to eventually get away.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (R5lpX)

168 I already fought him. Kicked his ass.

Got in my eighteen wheeler and ran him over.

Posted by: Joe Bi den at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (MPyP6)

169 Florida man has nothing on us Ahians.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (mD/uy)

Welcome to WAKANDA!
Posted by: Romeo13

Yeah, Wakanda. That's just outside of Youngstown.
What a dump.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

170 >>> 152 132 Naked man with spear shot by deputies during 'ambush' attack in Ohio

Posted by: SMOD

Florida man has nothing on us Ahians.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (mD/uy)

Welcome to WAKANDA!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (oHd/0)

The spear-carrier could have been a latinx, you h8ter.

Posted by: Leftists at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (ACi07)

171 >>> I don't understand this comical conceit of some very soft men that despite never training in a combat sport, despite having no interest in a combat sport, despite never even training to throw an effective punch, despite never sparring or fighting someone in the ring or in the martial arts studio, despite never doing the intense two minute drills of throwing constant punches and kicks partly just to train yourself to have the lung capacity to even be able to breathe effectively during a fight


When you have absolutely no experience in a field and you're a dummy you are free to extrapolate out to all sorts of stupid assumptions of your prowess.

What Mike Tyson said about being punched in the face is very true. Pain is a very effective teacher. I say this as a person that has been a smartass his entire life and when presented with the choice of not being a smartass or learn to defend myself to some insufficient middling degree I chose the latter.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Qa/tj)

172 Is that the bint that was crying about Trump winning because abortion would become illegal and so women better "get your abortions NOW!"
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 02:44 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
No, that was some dame "comedian."

Kasparian wouldn't have cried. She'd have shrieked about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (+IIqY)

173 I was in a fair fight once, in high school. Got my ass kicked. I hope to never be in a fight again but if I am, it sure as hell won't be a fair one.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (nfrXX)

174 Rogan would never, ever in a million years fight this clown. He must hear some fat fuck loser pseudo-celebrity like this saying "i could kick Joe Rogan's ass!" on an hourly basis. This schmuck, like every other, is:

A) Nobody
B) Not an honorable or worthy opponent for someone who deeply loves combat as an art, and has devoted countless hours to it
C) Pathetic

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2021 02:52 PM (6FeV1)

175 I think Cenk is the Tonya Harding of this scenario.
Posted by: Cenk at October 06, 2021 02:50 PM (Ed8Zd)


Well, Cenk's not above whipping off his skate tights and strangling his opponent...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 02:52 PM (L2ZTs)

176 if you tapped him on the chin with your cock, he'd go down.

You busy tonight, honey?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 06, 2021 02:52 PM (2JVJo)

177 This seems to me to be insane, but also because he knows Rogan will not beat the living shit out of him as he should. Terrorizing the strong. Bold move Cotton, let's see how it works for em.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (kBuGL)

178 I was part of a group in Colorado Springs. You fought whomever wanted to fight, as many matches until everyone was convinced. Saw a guy fighting for almost two hours with maybe two short breaks. Brutal.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 06, 2021 02:48 PM (jOcSX)


I pillow fought after showering with my buddies for almost 2 minutes before we moved to a tickle fight and then I just had to throw in the towel!

Posted by: Cenk at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (RoIW/)

179 Corn Pop would use Chunk for a butt plug.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (o2MD2)

180 Quinnipiac University Poll @QuinnipiacPoll

Americans give #PresidentBiden his lowest marks across the board; majority say the Biden administration is not competent

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

181 If they use reconciliation on the debt ceiling is it over? Wonka's golden ticket and one shot sort of thing?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (QZ/dC)

182 This reminds me of a video a while ago of a martial arts "master" who fought using his chi, or some such nonsense. Against his students, he was kicking ass, knocking them over just by waving his arms in their direction.

Guy must have believed his own bullshit, as he challenged an MMA fighter to a match. It was over in about 20 seconds.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (CAJOC)

183 Go see it in Vegas! Much safer, and there's other stuff to do besides run from meth addled homeless people with machetes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 06, 2021 02:27 PM (wAnMi)

Great idea! I never would have thought of that. I knew there was a reason I hand around you Morons.

Posted by: InCali at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (uNQUW)

184 If they use reconciliation on the debt ceiling is it over? Wonka's golden ticket and one shot sort of thing?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (QZ/dC)


Yes

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (jOcSX)

185 I think this is Cenk's valentine to Joe Rogan. He loves Joe, no homo. Well, maybe just a little homo.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (mNhhD)

186 I thought naked man with a spear season didn't open until November.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 06, 2021 02:54 PM (d9FiS)

187 Kind of sounds like Cenk is engaging in toxic masculinity. Some beds a time out in the cancel corner for that.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2021 02:54 PM (oIMAA)

188

Gut Flop was a bad dude.


(Stank Wigger's gangster nickname, back in the day.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 06, 2021 02:54 PM (8JBEd)

189 Guy must have believed his own bullshit, as he challenged an MMA fighter to a match. It was over in about 20 seconds.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (CAJOC)

Was there a big size disparity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 02:54 PM (kBuGL)

190 >>>Me? I'd never claim to be able to beat anyone ever. Ever!

=====

I learned that from having buddies in HS that were wrestlers. Doesn't matter your weight advantage. If you got close enough for them to get a hold of you, lights out.

Posted by: I got nothin' at October 06, 2021 02:54 PM (NtwC+)

191 >>> 180 Quinnipiac University Poll @QuinnipiacPoll

Americans give #PresidentBiden his lowest marks across the board; majority say the Biden administration is not competent
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

I got 81 million votes!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (ACi07)

192
I'm linking this again because I love what she does to one gun when it's empty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay2-kSekDSc&t=8726s

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (k2e0x)

193
Guy must have believed his own bullshit, as he challenged an MMA fighter to a match. It was over in about 20 seconds.


China has a bunch of those guys. There was someone in China who was a moderately talented real martial artist and he would schedule a fight and clean their clock regularly.

So China made him stop - apparently the sort of magical no touch kung fu crap is something the CCP liked at the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (ESjRY)

194 Total approval 38%
Approval on economy: 39%
Approval on foreign policy: 34%
Approval on immigration: 25%
Approval on "the situation at the Mexican border:" 23%
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

Embrace the suck.

*hic

Posted by: Hillary at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (yQ8VN)

195 180 Quinnipiac University Poll @QuinnipiacPoll

Americans give #PresidentBiden his lowest marks across the board; majority say the Biden administration is not competent
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

They're just having trouble finding that group of 81 million Joe voters.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

196 Story at HotFart that McConnell wants to offer Schumer "wiggle room" on the debt ceiling?

Give him a debt ceiling of $1.5T + 50 cents.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (L2ZTs)

197 Cenk, you're a big fat tubby softbody with no physical training


I saw Big Fat Tubby Softbody open for Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Gorge in '00

Posted by: Hands at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (786Ro)

198 *hang*! Hang,hang hang around!

Posted by: InCali at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (uNQUW)

199 Nothing Beta males hate and resent more than Alphas (thus their pathetic, delusional, megalomania defense mechanisms as demonstrated here) -- which explains #NeverTrump as well as why communistic mob rule and misandry have swept the Western world throughout the past century.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (gKU6J)

200 Embrace the suck.

*hic
Posted by: Hillary at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (yQ8VN)
++++
I always do.

Posted by: SHEP! at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (+IIqY)

201 Fat kids take a hell of a teasing growing up. chunk wigur is mistaking running away from the bullies with fighting them.

IMHO

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (Ocv6A)

202 I will say that big, tall dudes with decent reach get in their head that they've got some magic tall power that protects them. Sorry, your weakness is exhaustion, and if you pick a fight with someone that knows that there is a clock ticking until you are humiliated. Don't be an overconfident jerk, pretty much.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (Qa/tj)

203 Rogan would be finding chunks (or Cenks, if you will) of Uygur in his stool for days after a fight between them.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (N1+1o)

204 161 an approval rating that would make George W. Bush blush

Total approval 38%
Approval on economy: 39%
Approval on foreign policy: 34%
Approval on immigration: 25%
Approval on "the situation at the Mexican border:" 23%
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

===========

I mean...polls, but that's really bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

205 Yeah, Wakanda. That's just outside of Youngstown.
What a dump.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Gateway to Brimfield. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (mD/uy)

206 184 If they use reconciliation on the debt ceiling is it over? Wonka's golden ticket and one shot sort of thing?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (QZ/dC)

Yes
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (jOcSX)

'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (kBuGL)

207 I learned that from having buddies in HS that were wrestlers. Doesn't matter your weight advantage. If you got close enough for them to get a hold of you, lights out.
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 06, 2021 02:54 PM (NtwC+)

A good wrestler will hurt you without even breaking a sweat. He will use your own weight to do it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (o2MD2)

208 This reminds me of a video a while ago of a martial arts "master" who fought using his chi, or some such nonsense.

I lost a fight to my chia pet once, but it was close.

Posted by: pep at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (ZsR3z)

209 Cenk is that prison guard in Midnight Express. Likes the boys.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (2DOZq)

210 Bonus if Rogan actually makes Cenk eat a bowl of dicks.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (cqAUI)

211 I was in the MMA ring squaring off with this guy. Just as the bell rings, I realize it's my alarm clock going off.

Thank God.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (OCTRt)

212 I saw Big Fat Tubby Softbody open for Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Gorge in '00
Posted by: Hands at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (786Ro)

Yeah, I heard Big Fat Tubby Softbody wanted to get Bare Naked Ladies to open for them... but didn't happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (oHd/0)

213 "Fought using his chi"?

I'd prefer to fight using my chili. Make it extra spicy and throw a bowl into my opponent's face! Plus the extra-sharp carrots will stick in his eyes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (L2ZTs)

214 Total approval 38%

If we presume the same, real number of people voted in 2020 as in 2016 and he got that that percetnage of their votes...it would mean Joe Bitem only got around 49M votes.

Which...sounds believable.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (ESjRY)

215 >>> 161 an approval rating that would make George W. Bush blush

Total approval 38%
Approval on economy: 39%
Approval on foreign policy: 34%
Approval on immigration: 25%
Approval on "the situation at the Mexican border:" 23%
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

I'm ready for me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (ACi07)

216 Total approval 38% so he doesn't even have the total FSA population anymore. What can't Biden fuck up?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (QZ/dC)

217 I'm not fat, Ace! I'm big boned!

Posted by: Chunk Yogurt at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (6CtMt)

218 Quinnipiac University Poll @QuinnipiacPoll

Americans give #PresidentBiden his lowest marks across the board; majority say the Biden administration is not competent
Posted by: SMOD

Joe Biden receives a negative 38 - 53 percent job approval rating

-
They'll need to take Joe's belt and shoelaces.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (d9FiS)

219 Didn't Cenk publish a timeline of the physicality he expected from a woman date-wise?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (hyeSR)

220 I would so make the Karate on Joe Rogan, that and the Windmill which I'm incredibly proficient at.

Posted by: Cenk Uygur at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (QgPsX)

221 Bonus if Rogan actually makes Cenk eat a bowl of dicks.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (cqAUI)


Did you hear? Dick's Sporting Goods just came out with their own line of breakfast cereals.

"Now every morning, you too can eat a bowl of Dick's!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (L2ZTs)

222
I mean...polls, but that's really bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

And that's Quinnipiac, so the numbers are probably WORSE.

They will try to get rid of him soon.

Democrats have no tolerance for these kinds of numbers.
They worship polls.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (mR6Gs)

223 189 Guy must have believed his own bullshit, as he challenged an MMA fighter to a match. It was over in about 20 seconds.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (CAJOC)

Was there a big size disparity?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 02:54 PM (kBuGL)

------------------------

No size disparity that I recall. Probably more of an age disparity.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (CAJOC)

224 Being stridently wrong on Twitter all the time is not "fighting."

"Keyboard warrior" is a tongue-in-cheek appellation. It doesn't mean you're a real warrior.

Everything has to be explained to these delusional morons.

Posted by: AMartel at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (kVUFO)

225 I give you Joe Rogan teaching George St. Pierre the turning side kick, delivered with enough force to knock Cenk Uygur into the late 14th century:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3N5Rnx37O0

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (Ir8JT)

226 Biden at 38% with the media environment as it is is truly apocalyptic.

In places where voting will matter, this is going to sweep Republicans into power. Fingers crossed for places like AZ, MI, GA, and PA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

227 Naked guys would quit carrying spears if cops would stop ambushing them.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (SchQD)

228 First, Cenk ought to show people that he can even beat himself.

Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

229 I'm linking this again because I love what she does to one gun when it's empty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay2-kSekDSc&t=8726s
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 02:55 PM (k2e0x)


LOL. The look on her face at the end reminds me of that meme with the little girl standing in front of the house on fire.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (x4SpN)

230 I'm not fat, Ace! I'm big boned!
Posted by: Chunk Yogurt at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM (6CtMt)


"No, I said if you don't lose weight you're boned." - Cenk's doctor

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (L2ZTs)

231 Cenk reminds me of Old Joe and his constant bragging about how tough he is.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (cSyAR)

232 He has been fighting weight gain his entire life.....and losing.

Posted by: Kasper "Old Schoo;" Hauser at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (VV8Y9)

233 Bonus if Rogan actually makes Cenk eat a bowl of dicks.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (cqAUI)

Maybe work those old Fear Factor connections...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (6FeV1)

234 Cenk Uygur: One of a zillion people who advertise to the world through social media that the life they live in their head is much more exciting, vibrant, and truthful than the one they actually have.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (aXxgO)

235 222 And that's Quinnipiac, so the numbers are probably WORSE.

They will try to get rid of him soon.

Democrats have no tolerance for these kinds of numbers.
They worship polls.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 02:58 PM (mR6Gs)

=============

"We fucked up. He's incompetent and senile. Here's a whore."
-DNC winning message

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

236 Wait.... Cenk is only 5' 8" tall.

Rogan is an inch shorter according to reports.

So... about the same size, except one is a tub o lard, and one in shape?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (oHd/0)

237 >>> 228 First, Cenk ought to show people that he can even beat himself.
Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

Can I watch?

Posted by: Shep! at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (ACi07)

238 Americans give #PresidentBiden his lowest marks across the board; majority say the Biden administration is not competent
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (RHGPo)
......

But I just saw Joe say he got 81 million votes. I'm confused.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (v0R5T)

239 226 Biden at 38% with the media environment as it is is truly apocalyptic.

In places where voting will matter, this is going to sweep Republicans into power. Fingers crossed for places like AZ, MI, GA, and PA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

Psh, this clearly means America is ready to holla for Kamala!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (KbCG3)

240 It's all clear to me now, Schumer is Augustus Gloop, AOC is Veruca Salt, Pelosi is Violet Beauregard, Biden is Mike TV. Dahl was a prophet.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (QZ/dC)

241 I have seen good guitar players suck because they haven't practiced in a long time. So much for those instincts kicking in.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (wpJDK)

242 I'm a longtime member of a historic sword fighting group called the Black Tigers.

---

wow, now that's a hobby

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (ZZK0E)

243 https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2021/10/
biden-official-wrote-how-to-kill-country.html

By Samantha Powers, and the Marxists look like their following it.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (2JoB8)

244 Plus the extra-sharp carrots will stick in his eyes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 02:57 PM


Dude. The Moron Code Duello specifically prohibits weapons of mass distaste.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (hyeSR)

245 Besides, isn't Cenk old news, don't all the progressive nit-wits have dreamy eyes for his retarded nephew?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (4thlk)

246 228 First, Cenk ought to show people that he can even beat himself.
Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

Nobody wants to see that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (kBuGL)

247 Too Bad Costa Rica: not bad!

But what does that make Sinema and Manchin? Oompa-Loompas?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (L2ZTs)

248 Bonus if Rogan actually makes Cenk eat a bowl of dicks.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 06, 2021 02:56 PM (cqAUI)

No one can eat just one.

Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (uhPTO)

249 What I think is telling is that the media isn't even mentioning Trump anymore unless it's about January 6th.
In other words, Trump's numbers would always be compared with Obama's numbers

No one is comparing Biden's numbers to Trump's.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (mR6Gs)

250 He's got the Marxist disease just like Biden and the rest. They try and act like tough guys but would get beaten down like the toxic little children they are if they were truly confronted.

Posted by: Cheri at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (oiNtH)

251 Wait.. I can't pick up a Fender and play like Eddie VH. Man, this working and developing talent thing sucks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (r5BVk)

252 161 an approval rating that would make George W. Bush blush

Total approval 38%
Approval on economy: 39%
Approval on foreign policy: 34%
Approval on immigration: 25%
Approval on "the situation at the Mexican border:" 23%
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

===========

Folks, this is obviously false. Someone just needs to poll my 81 million voters!! Most votes in history. Even more than back when gramps worked juggledy pouf louder milks in the gravy plaudits.

Posted by: Mashed Potato Brain Biden at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

253 Time to step on the Cenk?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (BFigT)

254 Cenk and Tater in thongs facing off in the sumo ring.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 03:02 PM (cSyAR)

255 I'm a longtime member of a historic sword fighting group called the Black Tigers.


No problem

Posted by: Indiana Jones, reaching for his pistol at October 06, 2021 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

256 If you have to tell people how tough, smart or rich you are....

Posted by: Just Lily at October 06, 2021 03:03 PM (YJ6NJ)

257 What about a Cenk Uygur vs Alex Jones MMA match?

Beefy sweaty mens! *fans self*

Posted by: Men on Film at October 06, 2021 03:03 PM (4I/2K)

258 Despite having not spent a single minute in 30 years fighting or preparing to fight, a lot of "men" just think: Oh, I'd naturally just be good at fighting. I'm pretty sure my "natural instincts" would just kick in and allow me, a person with absolutely no fighting practice or skill, to dominate in a real street fight.

Easy. He kicks ass in Fortnite. He'll dance and teabag Rogan when he's done. Just like he does those mouthy 14 year old kids who think they're all that and a bag of chips.

Yummy, delicious cheddar cheese flavored chips.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 06, 2021 03:04 PM (wAnMi)

259 251 Wait.. I can't pick up a Fender and play like Eddie VH. Man, this working and developing talent thing sucks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2021 03:01 PM (r5BVk)

-----------------------------

But, but, but... I'm awesome at Guitar Hero!!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 03:04 PM (CAJOC)

260
No luck. Lila didn't even make the cut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 03:04 PM (/U27+)

261 255 I'm a longtime member of a historic sword fighting group called the Black Tigers.

No problem
Posted by: Indiana Jones, reaching for his pistol at October 06, 2021 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

/quick draws his Single Action Colt .45

Did I mention I'm into a couple other hobbies?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (oHd/0)

262 You couldn't have an Alex Jones cage match.

That crazy fucker would gnaw through the cage, give the referee a wedgie, and break into the broadcast booth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (6FeV1)

263 >>> 243 https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2021/10/
biden-official-wrote-how-to-kill-country.html

By Samantha Powers, and the Marxists look like their following it.
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 03:00 PM (2JoB

Only one?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (ACi07)

264 First, Cenk ought to show people that he can even beat himself.
Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (Ti+Tv)
.......

He can't even see his dick, much less beat it.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

265 Cenk and Tater in thongs facing off in the sumo ring.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 03:02 PM (cSyAR)


WHAT'S THAT SMELL??!!??

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (nscx6)

266 Fatties posting their L's.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (jaMw1)

267 My move are so strong, my Sensie, Seth Rogen, says I should seek peace lest I break some motherfuckers.

Posted by: Cenk Uygur at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (QgPsX)

268 251 Wait.. I can't pick up a Fender and play like Eddie VH. Man, this working and developing talent thing sucks.
------------------
Its not the talent - its the luck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (KY22T)

269 No luck. Lila didn't even make the cut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 03:04 PM (/U27+)

Sorry to hear that.
She'll win next time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 06, 2021 03:06 PM (XvPQV)

270 I wonder how Cenk would react if he ran into Rogan on the street face to face.

Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2021 03:06 PM (+ya+t)

271 Cenk and Tater in thongs facing off in the sumo ring.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 03:02 PM (cSyAR)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL??!!??
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 06, 2021 03:05 PM (nscx6)

Beef tallow oozing through their pores

Posted by: Men on Film at October 06, 2021 03:06 PM (4I/2K)

272 "We fucked up. He's incompetent and senile. Here's a whore."
-DNC winning message
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

You jest, but the media will NEVER imply--let alone state outright--that the Democrats and the MEDIA themselves foisted a senile old racist wiseass loser on the American public, a decrepit pile of damaged goods.

They'll just move on to ...
HISTORIC FIRST WOMAN OF COLOR!!!! MADAME PRESIDENT!!!!

Posted by: Indiana Jones, reaching for his pistol at October 06, 2021 03:06 PM (mR6Gs)

273 LOL Chunk Whigger is the worst kind of internet tough guy.

Remember that dumbass a while back who challenged everyone who disagreed with him to the octagon, then went strangely silent when an actual MMA guy took him up on it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

274 You are a disgusting fat body, Uygur!

Posted by: Zombie Gunny Hartman at October 06, 2021 03:07 PM (m+jkK)

275 270 I wonder how Cenk would react if he ran into Rogan on the street face to face.
Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2021 03:06 PM (+ya+t)

"That asshole just walked right by like he didn't even recognize me!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2021 03:07 PM (6FeV1)

276
Scottie
Pharaoh
Black and Tan
GBGV

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 03:07 PM (/U27+)

277 I had some good friends in college that were just heavily involved in MMA type tournaments. They really weren't the stereotype you would think at all, never went around looking for trouble or starting fights. Never had a chip on their shoulder.

I do remember though when something would go down at say a party, it was like a superhero was involved against the other guy. You just never really know what type of skill the other person has had, but you will get destroyed if they have any sort of training and the other person is just "angry and tough" and assumes that makes them effective in a street fight.

Posted by: Blago at October 06, 2021 03:07 PM (PwNLq)

278 The Rogan JSP video was impressive: I was surprised by the comparison of JSPs spinning side kick to Rogan's.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 06, 2021 03:07 PM (2DOZq)

279 >>> 272 "We fucked up. He's incompetent and senile. Here's a whore."
-DNC winning message
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

You jest, but the media will NEVER imply--let alone state outright--that the Democrats and the MEDIA themselves foisted a senile old racist wiseass loser on the American public, a decrepit pile of damaged goods.

They'll just move on to ...
HISTORIC FIRST WOMAN OF COLOR!!!! MADAME PRESIDENT!!!!
Posted by: Indiana Jones, reaching for his pistol at October 06, 2021 03:06 PM (mR6Gs)

Whore.

Posted by: Hiilary! at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (ACi07)

280 Cenk seems kind of stupid and useless. Where did he come from?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (cSyAR)

281 161 an approval rating that would make George W. Bush blush

Total approval 38%
Approval on economy: 39%
Approval on foreign policy: 34%
Approval on immigration: 25%
Approval on "the situation at the Mexican border:" 23%
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

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Imagine how pissed Dr. Jill is. You know she's ripping him a new one every night - yelling at him for his stupidity and incompetence. I love it.

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (VJsqe)

282 Remember that dumbass a while back who challenged everyone who disagreed with him to the octagon, then went strangely silent when an actual MMA guy took him up on it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)


Remember Madonna's promise in an O'Bama election?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (nscx6)

283 Uygurs wobble but they don't fall down.

Posted by: Hazel Nut at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (/somI)

284 272
You jest, but the media will NEVER imply--let alone state outright--that the Democrats and the MEDIA themselves foisted a senile old racist wiseass loser on the American public, a decrepit pile of damaged goods.

They'll just move on to ...
HISTORIC FIRST WOMAN OF COLOR!!!! MADAME PRESIDENT!!!!
Posted by: Indiana Jones, reaching for his pistol at October 06, 2021 03:06 PM (mR6Gs)

=========

"Getting rid of Biden", as long as it doesn't involve actual assassination, is going to involve a process of "he's incompetent and senile", especially if Democrats pursue the 25th Amendment.

Which is why I think they'll never do it. Biden's not going anywhere. He's president of the fucking United States. No matter his mental condition, he knows that, and he's not getting pushed aside because some bint with decent BJ skills (for a politician) wants his job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

285 "We fucked up. He's incompetent and senile. Here's a whore."
-DNC winning message
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer

Thar she blows!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (d9FiS)

286
And it's fun to think about, but I guarantee there will be no fight. Rogan's not going to fight this guy. He knows he'd beat him. Everyone knows that. Cenk certainly does. This whole thing is silly. I doubt he'll even respond to this, except maybe in passing, to some guest in a year or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 03:09 PM (cTqLg)

287 He has no idea what 30 seconds of fighting takes out of you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 06, 2021 03:09 PM (M+Lyo)

288 Manchin is Veruca's dad. Feeling generous, I've got Sinema as the Candy Store dude.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 03:09 PM (QZ/dC)

289 Jimmy Carter actually lived long enough to see not one, but two, worse presidents; obama and biden.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2021 03:09 PM (r5BVk)

290 This leggy, busty blonde in a fancy dress is pretty sure that "Rogan vs. Uygur" would be a lot like "Sandblaster vs. Saltine Cracker:"
https://is.gd/eu0Usq

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 03:10 PM (+IIqY)

291 Remember Madonna's promise in an O'Bama election?

"Thankfully she didn't follow up on it or we'd have been oerwhelmed"
--STD emergency centers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

292 Uygurs wobble but they don't fall down.
Posted by: Hazel Nut at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM


One hard punch to the face, such as he's never had in his life, and I guarantee fat boy would fall down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2021 03:10 PM (m+jkK)

293 Now all I need to do to make this sanitary sewer works is ensure it is large enough to stuff this here dead boy into it.

[makes fist pump motion]

Choo-Choo!

Posted by: Cenk with Engineer's Hat at October 06, 2021 03:11 PM (gKbjk)

294 "Thankfully she didn't follow up on it or we'd have been oerwhelmed"
--STD emergency centers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 03:10 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Yeah. More frivolous lawsuits are the last thing we need, too.

Posted by: GEICO at October 06, 2021 03:11 PM (+IIqY)

295 >>He has no idea what 30 seconds of fighting takes out of you


I have 10k that says he doesn't make it 25 seconds.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2021 03:11 PM (1A0Gg)

296 >>> 290 This leggy, busty blonde in a fancy dress is pretty sure that "Rogan vs. Uygur" would be a lot like "Sandblaster vs. Saltine Cracker:"
https://is.gd/eu0Usq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 03:10 PM (+IIqY)

Hey, what about me vs Bambi?

Posted by: Godzilla at October 06, 2021 03:11 PM (ACi07)

297 FCKU Crank Uyghur

FCKU Crank Uyghur

FCKU Crank Uyghur

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 06, 2021 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)

298 Remember that Air Supply song "Even The Nights Are Better"?

I never knew there were so many STDs
You gave them all to me
and now that I've left you
even the rash is better
now that we're not together
eventhe rash is better
since I left you...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:11 PM (L2ZTs)

299 Joe Mannix. I show your posts to the hubby all the time. Too bad he's mowing the grass, he'd love this one.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (2NHgQ)

300 First, Cenk ought to show people that he can even beat himself.
Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2021 02:59 PM


Oddly enough, that side-tracked my career.

Posted by: Jeffrey T. at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (hyeSR)

301
Oh dear.

You all do realize that biden-the-invalid is not "fucking up," yes?

Everything is going according to plan: The biden Admin is ruining the USA.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (k2e0x)

302 One hard punch to the face, such as he's never had in his life, and I guarantee fat boy would fall down.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2021 03:10 PM (m+jkK)


That would be like a "two hit" fight. You hit him once and he hits the ground.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (R5lpX)

303 21 The last time I saw Cenk Uygur, he was counting the vote back in Nov 2016, salivating for a Hillary victory.
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

That was fun to watch. Then when she lost, he turned on the DNC on a dime and begged for more money, so he could be "Rebel Central" or something.

Posted by: sal at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (3c1fY)

304 Jimmy Carter actually lived long enough to see not one, but two, worse presidents; obama and biden.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2021 03:09 PM (r5BVk)

Shitty president, but this guy has some inner life force that should be studied.
Everyone else in his family croaked of cancer in their '50's, and he's beaten several cancers himself.

And what was it about the candidates in the 1976 election?
Dole is still alive and Mondale only died a few months back

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (mR6Gs)

305 288 Manchin is Veruca's dad. Feeling generous, I've got Sinema as the Candy Store dude.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 03:09 PM (QZ/dC)

-------------------------

In that case, Biden should be the little girl who gets her jaw whacked by the candy store counter.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (CAJOC)

306 Larry Sabato
@LarrySabato
Working feverishly together, the White House & Democrats in Congress, with critical help from the GOP, have managed to bring President Biden's ratings down to a dismal 38% job approval, 53% disapprove. Biden's ratings are now underwater in every category.

-
OK, if you say so.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (d9FiS)

307 Joe Mannix. I show your posts to the hubby all the time. Too bad he's mowing the grass, he'd love this one.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (2NHgQ)

What a lady !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (M+Lyo)

308 This leggy, busty blonde in a fancy dress is pretty sure that "Rogan vs. Uygur" would be a lot like "Sandblaster vs. Saltine Cracker:"
https://is.gd/eu0Usq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 03:10 PM


Lovely young lass, there, Joe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (m+jkK)

309 We don't just do Medical and Relationship advice, you know.
Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2021 12:43 PM (1A0Gg)

"Slap hot iron to it" works for both.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 12:44 PM (/bNwY)
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The Musketeers films of the early '70s were one of the few screen depictions of physical combat to show how tiring it is.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (LBiAf)

310 Dems won't invoke the 25th. It's preferable to them to run a shadow presidency.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (L2ZTs)

311 243 We're on the road to Zimbabwe, come on let's ride

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (2JoB8)

312 Lets go Cenk!

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (QgPsX)

313 >>This leggy, busty blonde in a fancy dress is pretty sure that "Rogan vs. Uygur" would be a lot like "Sandblaster vs. Saltine Cracker:"
https://is.gd/eu0Usq


Great.


Now I want Pie.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (1A0Gg)

314 Ace knows fighting. Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, Judo, etc are great for building confidence for a confrontation, but nothing beats knowing how to throw an effective punch(I've been in Jiu Jitsu for years, so calm down). Doesn't matter what martial arts you study, go workout on the heavy and speed bag relentlessly especially if your martial arts studio/dojo has them. The second part is cardio as ace touched on. 99% of fights do not last longer than a minute if your opponent gets winded fast.

Posted by: JROD at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (0jZnq)

315 306 Larry Sabato
@LarrySabato
Working feverishly together, the White House & Democrats in Congress, with critical help from the GOP, have managed to bring President Biden's ratings down to a dismal 38% job approval, 53% disapprove. Biden's ratings are now underwater in every category.

-
OK, if you say so.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (d9FiS)

========

Is the implication that Republicans shouldn't be doing anything to damage Biden's image with the American public? Would he imply such a thing for Democratic treatment of Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

316 Since I'm a humble, unassuming man, post people are completely unaware that I have a black belt in martial arts.

That's right, I'm a bad ass.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)

317 Biden at 38% with the media environment as it is is truly apocalyptic.

In places where voting will matter, this is going to sweep Republicans into power. Fingers crossed for places like AZ, MI, GA, and PA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I think 2022 is going to be ever worse for Democrats than 2010. Obama was still relatively popular on a personal level, Biden is not.

There's a lot more people are worried about with Biden in power than Obama's corporate bailouts and spending proposals in 2010. All that looks so tame now.

Posted by: Blago at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (PwNLq)

318 Okay, I slapped hot iron to my blow-up "real girl" doll. She popped. Now what?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (L2ZTs)

319 Biden's ratings are now underwater in every category.
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Fuck Joe Biden may end up being the nicest thing people say about that idiot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (k4dH2)

320 Jimmy Carter actually lived long enough to see not one, but two, worse presidents; obama and biden.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2021 03:09 PM (r5BVk)

And two of the greatest, Reagan and Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

321

Joe could throw a kick to the side of CHunk's knee and permanently cripple him.

That's the downside to shooting your mouth off, permanent disfiguring injuries.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (4WPW/)

322 Chunk Uyger is not actually relying on his own fighting abilities - such as they are - but rather Rogan's restraint, because Chunk would run crying to the police the second after he absorbed Rogan's first punch.

Posted by: NeverBiden at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (uA3aJ)

323 Cenk.

Is it a verb? I cenk, you cenk, thou cenkest, we all cenk together.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (LBiAf)

324 318 Okay, I slapped hot iron to my blow-up "real girl" doll. She popped. Now what?
Posted by: qdpsteve at Octo

Get a pocket pussy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (B+KRM)

325 Okay, I slapped hot iron to my blow-up "real girl" doll. She popped. Now what?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (L2ZTs)

You don't like skinny girls ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (M+Lyo)

326 The Musketeers films of the early '70s were one of the few screen depictions of physical combat to show how tiring it is.

Its hard to find but there's a really good movie called The Duelists that shows combat very well.

Now I want Pie.

Strangely, Cake Girl did not make me long for cake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

327 Is the implication that Republicans shouldn't be doing anything to damage Biden's image with the American public? Would he imply such a thing for Democratic treatment of Trump?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
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I think the implication is that the Democrats are responsible for the low ratings, and any additional influence the Republicans have is accidental bonus material. That might even be accurate, since the Republicans don't really work very hard to stop the Democrat steamroller.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (+IIqY)

328 Is Chunk Yogurt similar to cottage cheese?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 06, 2021 03:16 PM (wAnMi)

329
That was fun to watch. Then when she lost, he turned on the DNC on a dime and begged for more money, so he could be "Rebel Central" or something.
Posted by: sal at October 06, 2021 03:12 PM (3c1fY)

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1.) Justice Democrats

2.) They are heavily funded, and responsible for bringing you Pressly, Omar, Cortez, & Tlaib.

3.) They are almost certainly going to win the day against the older Party faction in the coming years. Get ready for Cenk & Co. to form up the ruling class.

Cenk's a joke, but the people behind his bloated facade are dead fuckin' serious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 03:16 PM (cTqLg)

330 Quinnipiac University Poll @QuinnipiacPoll

Americans give #PresidentBiden his lowest marks across the board; majority say the Biden administration is not competent

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Yeah, but have they polled his newest fans, Afghans and Haitians?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2021 03:16 PM (O+I8R)

331 Clown slap fight.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (5tb3b)

332 Someday we will see Cenk getting his ass kicked in a Steve Inman video.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (xPl2J)

333 Biden's ratings are now underwater in every category.
____________

Fuck Joe Biden may end up being the nicest thing people say about that idiot.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (k4dH2)

If this is country is still a REPUBLIC--by some miracle--people will wonder how the fuck Joe Biden ever got elected......

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (mR6Gs)

334 Cenk's a joke, but the people behind his bloated facade are dead fuckin' serious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 03:16 PM (cTqLg)
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Yes,

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (+IIqY)

335 Have the neverTrumpers been able to produce any examples of all that decency in the White House?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (cSyAR)

336
Unfortunately, Larry Sabato is wrong about, at a minimum, everything.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (/U27+)

337 Joe Mannix. I show your posts to the hubby all the time. Too bad he's mowing the grass, he'd love this one.
Posted by: n


that you said "mowing the grass" and not the lawn is interesting and something of a hordeian thing

Posted by: cowndederatefifth at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (K3ZCc)

338 Have the neverTrumpers been able to produce any examples of all that decency in the White House?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (cSyAR)
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Joe rambled about his grandpappy for a while when discussing electric cars.

#familyValues

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 03:17 PM (+IIqY)

339 Since I'm a humble, unassuming man, post people are completely unaware that I have a black belt in martial arts.

That's right, I'm a bad ass.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)
........

Wait, tell me again how many hours per day you work out.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

340 Its hard to find but there's a really good movie called The Duelists that shows combat very well.
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Also an awesome film. It's on Blue-Ray. I have a copy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (LBiAf)

341 I'm just not sure why the progs decided to go for the whole ball of wax pushing every commie wet dream they have. Why now? Who told them the time is ripe to destroy the Republic? They think they can get every item pushed through by the midterms and there won't be any pushback? Normal people are even tiring of the pandemic crap.
Can they be this deluded? Evil? Stupid? And yes, I know about the power of and.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (2NHgQ)

342 Hadrian, wrong about everything? You're thinking of Paul Krugman. No wait, David French. No wait, Jonah Goldberg. No wait, Ana Navarro. No wait...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (L2ZTs)

343
"Dr" Fausti is helping, too.

We're on the brink of a major recession and this old queer pervert "doctor" "expert" is running around saying we need to cancel Christmas.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (k2e0x)

344 Its hard to find but there's a really good movie called The Duelists that shows combat very well.
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Also an awesome film. It's on Blue-Ray. I have a copy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM


I think I have a copy of that that I've been meaning to watch. Must do that now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)

345 Justice Democrats

2.) They are heavily funded, and responsible for bringing you Pressly, Omar, Cortez, & Tlaib.

3.) They are almost certainly going to win the day against the older Party faction in the coming years. Get ready for Cenk & Co. to form up the ruling class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Is it really any different than Pelosi and Schumer?

If they had just a few more Dem votes, they'd be getting everything on the Bernie Sander's wish list.

With the exception of Manchin and Sinema kabuki, I'm not seeing any other Dems deeply concerned with the direction of their party.

Posted by: Blago at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (PwNLq)

346 >>Larry Sabato is wrong about, at a minimum, everything.

Many years ago I used to listen to that cocksucker. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (5tb3b)

347 >>>Why now? Who told them the time is ripe to destroy the Republic?

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Dominion. Dominion told them they didn't need to worry about elections.

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (VJsqe)

348 I think 2022 is going to be ever worse for Democrats than 2010. Obama was still relatively popular on a personal level, Biden is not.

There's a lot more people are worried about with Biden in power than Obama's corporate bailouts and spending proposals in 2010. All that looks so tame now.

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And the economy will continue to crater. Shortages, people losing their jobs for refusing to inject themselves with unwanted chemicals, skyrocketing inflation that's only getting started. Just wait another year when midterms roll around.

That is, the Democrat fraud machine notwithstanding.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (O+I8R)

349 hot iron to my blow-up "real girl" doll. She popped. Now what?
Posted by: qdpstev


is this to say that you are thinking you are not going to have sex with it anymore ?

Posted by: cowndederatefifth at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (K3ZCc)

350 Had a buddy RIP who was drilled at judo by his crazy father. He'd throw guys down in the street without one punch thrown until they were too tired to get up. Never know who you're messing with in a bar.

Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (+ya+t)

351 An ESPN anchor was taken off the air after calling the Disney (parent of ESPN) vax mandate "scary" and "sick"

Typical white trash Deplorable right? Probably some college football analyst from Alabama or shit!!

Oooooooh wait a second. It's a BLACK WOMAN anchor that said that. It's almost as if......nah can't be.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (OalnH)

352 I'd whoop both of their asses. I'm a baaaaaad man.

Posted by: Hannity at October 06, 2021 03:19 PM (2cfUo)

353 I'LL FIGHT ANY ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS IN THE OCTAGON!!!

Posted by: Chunks Unger at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (tTXWY)

354 There was this incredible clip of a woman who looked about 30 and possibly had a kindergartner climbing in the ring with a female MMA who put her down with a feint and a punch.
However I doubt Rogan would punch Cenk, there is n upside to it for him

Though there might be an upside of Joe matching the grand for an exhibition fight to see if would happen

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (KbLYZ)

355 The Musketeers films of the early '70s were one of the few screen depictions of physical combat to show how tiring it is.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:13 PM (LBiAf)

Unfortunately those movies were tiring, tedious and dull

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (mR6Gs)

356

Here's something they don't tell you, even wearing headgear punches still hurt like a mother.

I would think Rogan could fuck this tub of goo up literally with one hand tied behind his back.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (4WPW/)

357 This sweet brunette with the shapely legs think Cenk is a drip, and would laugh uproariously if he got beaten down by Joe Rogan in a fight:

tinyurl.com/hkuzkmcj

Posted by: Barnaby Jones at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (lQj4a)

358 Can men get pregnant? Healthline says yes.

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Also, the jab is safe and effective.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (d9FiS)

359 Have always used mowing the grass. And pop not soda. Maybe it's a Midwest thing.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (2NHgQ)

360 Off topic, but... If everyone thinks the supply chain mess is bad now, you won't have seen anything yet if China rolls over Taiwan.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 06, 2021 03:21 PM (GvumD)

361 Cenk.

Is it a verb? I cenk, you cenk, thou cenkest, we all cenk together.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:15 PM (LBiAf)
.........

nosotros cenkamos

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2021 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

362 I think 2022 is going to be ever worse for Democrats than 2010. Obama was still relatively popular on a personal level, Biden is not.

___

I can't wait until the GOP passes 28 Obamacare repeal bills in 2023. Gonna be lit!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 06, 2021 03:21 PM (OalnH)

363 I'm ready to fight. Send a lower colored belt student to fight in your stead.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 06, 2021 03:21 PM (BcAbd)

364 So what happens when an opponent brings a gun to one of Cenk's "beatdowns"?

My prediction: lots of running and screaming on the part of Cenk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:21 PM (L2ZTs)

365
I thought, as did most of you, that the fraudulent biden administration would declare victory in March and end the fake "pandemic," and let things return to "normal."

That would've been the smart thing to do...and the best thing for the country.

But nope. They continued to milk the Scamdemic, open the borders, surrender to the Taliban, kill Marines, and openly declare War on the American people, and kill the Economy.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:21 PM (k2e0x)

366 "Mowing the grass" is a euphemism for...ahhh, nevermind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 06, 2021 03:21 PM (R5lpX)

367 I've mentioned before that a friend of mine in law school was 6'5". He asked me once, rather puzzled, why it was that groups of women would ask him to be their chaperone when they were going out drinking and dancing.

I laughed and said look. Other guys do not see that you have no idea how to throw a punch. All they see is 6'5". So when there's a creep, it's oh my boyfriend over there and wave and you wave back and that takes care of the problem. And if they don't leave the girl alone, you lumber over and now it's annoyed 6'5". Problem solved.

Seriously, I had to show him how to throw a punch. It was hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2021 03:22 PM (mf5HN)

368 Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway: "He has no idea what 30 seconds of fighting takes out of you"

The mere rush of adrenaline as Rogan approached would give Cenk a heart attack. His heart would say "No Mas!" long before Cenk's mouth.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 06, 2021 03:22 PM (aXxgO)

369 >>>https://is.gd/eu0Usq


Great.


Now I want Pie.
Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM (1A0Gg)

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"Hey! That's my pie!"

Posted by: Stan Gable at October 06, 2021 03:22 PM (NtwC+)

370 Fuck Cenk Uygur.

I'm approaching 70 and because of my stroke risk I take a blood thinner. That ended martial arts for me. A fall means a trip to the emergency room for an MRI.

So I'm an Akidoka and Nidan in Kenjutsu (Japanese Sword), but due to medical issues I can't train daily. It would take me MONTHS of training to recover lost muscle tone and re-sharpen my reflexes and skills that I worked so hard to develop.

But then, I'm 6'5" and 270 pounds and I have a sword on the wall, so I can kick EVERYBODY'S ass, I guess.

Posted by: Bo (Bo) at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (E3gYt)

371 If they're called "Musketeers", why were they famous for their sword play? Shouldn't they be known for their musketry? Either that or be called the "Sword-a-teers"?

Posted by: Hands at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (786Ro)

372 -
Its hard to find but there's a really good movie called The Duelists that shows combat very well. -
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And Dennis Weaver's weapon was much smaller than his adversary's.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (SchQD)

373 >> Can men get pregnant? Healthline says yes.


Tiny Mucus Plugs

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (1A0Gg)

374 That 6'5" guy sounds like a simp, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (OalnH)

375 Okay, I slapped hot iron to my blow-up "real girl" doll. She popped. Now what?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:14 PM


Pro Tip: The woman should always, how you say, pop first.

Posted by: Paolo at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (G7Sm0)

376 Even in my prime, fresh out of Black Belt Academy, I wouldn't take on those MMA guys. I can throw a punch, I've split wood and bricks, but from what I can see skilled grapplers are the ones who win any kind of extended fight.

It's a very particular skill.

Posted by: moviegique at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (asXVI)

377 Jeebus, do I need to look up mowing the grass on urban dictionary?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (2NHgQ)

378 Who names their kid Cenk ?

Posted by: JT at October 06, 2021 03:24 PM (arJlL)

379 Seriously, I had to show him how to throw a punch. It was hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2021 03:22 PM (mf5HN)

It's actually not hard to understand why someone 6' 5" would need o be taught how to throw a punch.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:24 PM (mR6Gs)

380 Texas Medical Center Covid metrics down across the board.

https://tinyurl.com/4h43kxsx

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 06, 2021 03:25 PM (4I/2K)

381 Who names their kid Cenk ?
Posted by: JT at October 06, 2021 03:24 PM (arJlL)

A Turk?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:25 PM (mR6Gs)

382 I remembered his 2016 meltdown - he wanted to end the democratic party for letting Trump win. He didn't do shit then either. all talk, this one.

Posted by: IC at October 06, 2021 03:25 PM (hV9ir)

383 Which is why I think they'll never do it. Biden's not going anywhere. He's president of the fucking United States. No matter his mental condition, he knows that, and he's not getting pushed aside because some bint with decent BJ skills (for a politician) wants his job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 06, 2021 03:08 PM (LvTSG)


Now what happens if the stadium chant becomes, "Twenty-fifth! Twenty-fifth!"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 03:25 PM (KbLYZ)

384 Any fair fight you get into is a mistake on your part.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2021 03:25 PM (1A0Gg)

385 It's a very particular skill.

Damn right.

Posted by: Liam Neeson at October 06, 2021 03:25 PM (2cfUo)

386 "As Mike said, everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face...and just sparring hard for 30s can be really exhausting to someone who hasn't done it. "

Very much so. I've trained since I was in high school, and the heavy bag still gasses me, despite being only 29.

He Bitches like this guy exist because of the safety of the internet and our ridiculious assault laws. This fat body and so many others have never been punched hard enough to teach them any sort of meaningful lesson about running their sucks to the wrong people.

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (tRd71)

387 He couldn't beat Little Ben Shapiro

Posted by: Fired Nurses at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (dKiJG)

388
As I mentioned yesterday, "Healthline" is a completely fraudulent internet entity in partnership with Google to spread medical and diet misinformation.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (k2e0x)

389 I can't wait until the GOP passes 28 Obamacare repeal bills in 2023. Gonna be lit!
Posted by: Joe XiDen

I get the point you're making, but to be fair, it was far easier to repeal ObamaCare before it became an entitlement people unfortunately depended on versus today. I would say now it's suicide to repeal it, people making like under $80k a year are getting subsidies.

And we can really thank both Trump and McCain for fucking up any sort of repeal. On Day 1, Trump said no he wouldn't do a clean repeal of ObamaCare. That sent Republicans scrambling that even "right-wing" Trump said it was a bridge too far. Trump also promised not to defund Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Blago at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (PwNLq)

390
My money's on Cenk.

He'd start swinging both arms round and round like he did when he beat up that girl in 1st grade.

No way Rogan could get through the Cenk Windmill Punch unscathed!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (5NkmN)

391 340 Also an awesome film. It's on Blue-Ray. I have a copy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (LBiAf

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It's out of print. You could sell your copy for at least $100.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (kiuwU)

392 It's a very particular skill.

Damn right.
Posted by: Liam Neeson


So is skiing.

Posted by: Mrs. Neeson at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (r5BVk)

393 Fauci rails against 'dark web people'

Oopsie, racist slip, oops...if he wasn't establishment this would be tonight's headline

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 06, 2021 03:27 PM (3/XaG)

394 Can men get pregnant? Healthline says yes.

-
Also, the jab is safe and effective.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (d9FiS)

But there's still no way to make your penis bigger

Posted by: That Guy at October 06, 2021 03:27 PM (mR6Gs)

395
btw, did you all know there is now (suddenly) a "beau biden foundation" and biden-the-invalid "suddenly" wears this fake organization's paraphernalia everywhere he goes?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:27 PM (k2e0x)

396 I remember when I first started wrestling in high school. 2 minute rounds. No big deal, right?

Longest 2 minutes of your life.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2021 03:28 PM (Y5qcH)

397 >>> Who names their kid Cenk ?
Posted by: JT at October 06, 2021 03:24 PM (arJlL)


Aren't the Chicoms busy genociding the uygers up their cenk holes? And didn't same cenk deny the Armenian genocide?

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 03:28 PM (Qa/tj)

398 If they're called "Musketeers", why were they famous for their sword play? Shouldn't they be known for their musketry? Either that or be called the "Sword-a-teers"?
Posted by: Hands at October 06, 2021 03:23 PM (786Ro)
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Okay, pedant mode.

They were members of a regiment called The King's Musketeers, a highly prestigious royal regiment. As happens a lot with old military formations, the title can become non-indicative as the regiment's function evolves. In the 1620s, the Musketeers were more cavalry/dragoons than infantry.

/pedantmode

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2021 03:28 PM (LBiAf)

399 >>btw, did you all know there is now (suddenly) a "beau biden foundation" and biden-the-invalid "suddenly" wears this fake organization's paraphernalia everywhere he goes?


It's too bad that Cancer skips a Generation.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2021 03:28 PM (1A0Gg)

400 C'mon, man! I'm at 81% in the polls. Elections don't lie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2021 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

401 Just realized looking at the tweet:

So what *does* happen when Cenk actually calls Joe a loser to his face, to collect the $1k?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:29 PM (L2ZTs)

402 Seriously, I had to show him how to throw a punch. It was hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2021 03:22 PM


How did he react? Most people aren't used to getting punched in the shins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2021 03:29 PM (G7Sm0)

403 Did anyone here play one of the boxing simulator arcade games -- with the weighted gloves and the motion sensors to reward you for a bit of bob and weave?

Exhausting. And that's a low fidelity video game. I often thought my best workout regime would be to buy one of those.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at October 06, 2021 03:29 PM (IIOyJ)

404 Will Ace who hS mma Training be willing to fight him? Ace of course would be allowed to wear a mask

Posted by: Kurt at October 06, 2021 03:29 PM (Rwp5L)

405 Will Ace who hS mma Training be willing to fight him?

Posted by: Kurt at October 06, 2021 03:29 PM (Rwp5L)

406
There is this fallacy out there that if you are kind of big that you will prevail in a fight. At about 210 lbs. many years ago, I trained in my younger days in boxing and was fortunate enough to be able to spar with a number of professional fighters who had a wide variety of weight ranges.

Trust me, internet tough guys like this idiot, you have no clue who you might run up against, and obviously no clue that discretion is often the better part of valor. These boxers were uniformly nice, down to earth people, never looking for trouble, but not exactly the kind to suffer total fools gladly. I remember once a Green Beret with a few drinks in him picked a fight with one of them. Let's just say, I doubt he EVER picked a fight again.

Posted by: RM at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (U3LtS)

407 >>> It's a very particular skill.

Damn right.
Posted by: Liam Neeson

So is skiing.
Posted by: Mrs. Neeson at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (r5BVk)


The key to skiing is having a low CG. Little kids can ski like pros, the f'ers.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (Qa/tj)

408 Has Kurt become a Mary Cloggenstein-style meme? It's hard to believe that those comments could be crafted with sincerity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (+IIqY)

409 troll is repeating herself

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (XvPQV)

410 Before he was, er, 'exposed,' Bill Cosby had a great bit on one of his comedy albums about learning all manner of jiu jitsu, karate and whatever, to fight off the Manhattan muggers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Good job Kurt, you f'ed up the same sentence twice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (Y5qcH)

412 But there's still no way to make your penis bigger

Yes, there is.

Posted by: The Mannix Girls at October 06, 2021 03:31 PM (r5BVk)

413
Posted by: Kunt at October 06, 2021 03:29 PM (Rwp5L)

STFU, kunt.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:31 PM (k2e0x)

414 >>>How did he react? Most people aren't used to getting punched in the shins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2021 03:29 PM (G7Sm0)

======

Aaaaand, there it is.

Posted by: Waiting for the punchline at October 06, 2021 03:31 PM (NtwC+)

415 rust me, internet tough guys like this idiot, you have no clue who you might run up against, and obviously no clue that discretion is often the better part of valor. These boxers were uniformly nice, down to earth people, never looking for trouble, but not exactly the kind to suffer total fools gladly. I remember once a Green Beret with a few drinks in him picked a fight with one of them. Let's just say, I doubt he EVER picked a fight again.

Posted by: RM at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (U3LtS)

This is why I never took "the bait" in any potential bar fight.
I always walked away.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:31 PM (mR6Gs)

416 Cenk attributing his fantasy victory to size just shows that he doesn't even know what he doesn't know when it comes to fighting.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 06, 2021 03:32 PM (wNDOJ)

417 I spar at an MMA gym a few times a week. I was just there today, as a matter of fact.

Newbs can't make it more than about 45 seconds without gassing. I'm a middle aged dad and can easily beat the shit out of untrained guys in their 20's even if they significantly outweigh me.

Joe Rogan would kick the shit out of that fat tub of shit without breaking a sweat. Go look up video of him throwing kicks to a heavy bag. He'd break your ribs with a single clean shot to the body.

Men have this weird conceit that they'd be badassed fighters even when they have no experience at it. Probably the hardest thing about fighting is learning to take a punch and stay focused.



Posted by: Warden at October 06, 2021 03:32 PM (D/WMU)

418 >>The key to skiing is having a low CG.


That and avoiding the trees.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at October 06, 2021 03:32 PM (1A0Gg)

419 @376 moviegique-In a controlled environment MMA is definitely effective, but out on the street the rules change dramatically. In street fight the last thing you want to do, even if you are proficient at grappling, is end up on the ground. You are vulnerable if your opponent has a weapon(knife) or has friends that'll put the boot to you when you're both down. Your best bet is knowing how to throw a punch, have some wind/cardio and recognize after your first punches that you're about to get pummeled by 5 of your opponents friends you didn't notice and then be able to run.

Posted by: JROD at October 06, 2021 03:32 PM (0jZnq)

420 Two men enter, one man leaves.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 06, 2021 03:32 PM (WRDWy)

421 Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2021 03:32 PM (Y5qcH)

422 Oregon Headline yesterday, Elections Division overwhelmed by 2020 elections audit requests.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 03:32 PM (KbLYZ)

423 Before he was, er, 'exposed,' Bill Cosby had a great bit on one of his comedy albums about learning all manner of jiu jitsu, karate and whatever, to fight off the Manhattan muggers.

Probably also great training for foreplay when he accidentally left his rape kit at home.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 06, 2021 03:33 PM (QU5/8)

424 bear, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)

425 But there's still no way to make your penis bigger
Posted by: That Guy at October 06, 2021 03:27 PM (mR6Gs)

That pic Joe Mannix posted does the trick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 06, 2021 03:33 PM (XvPQV)

426 Off old SNL sock

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at October 06, 2021 03:33 PM (R5lpX)

427 The key to skiing is having a low CG.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (Qa/tj)
++++
And wear a helmet.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Kennedy at October 06, 2021 03:33 PM (+IIqY)

428 This is why I never took "the bait" in any potential bar fight.
I always walked away.
...............................

Every one considered him he coward of the county

Posted by: Zombie Kenny Rogers at October 06, 2021 03:33 PM (2cfUo)

429 I'm just not sure why the progs decided to go for the whole ball of wax pushing every commie wet dream they have. Why now? Who told them the time is ripe to destroy the Republic?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (2NHgQ)


I think this is one thing that can be blamed on Trump. The fix was in with Hillary, but not enough. They were so confident they believed their own lies. They were simply unprepared to cover the % they thought would bring them home. On top of that, Trump performed beyond expectations. They had to pull out all stops. Wake the sleeper cells. They got sloppy in their panic. Masks dropped. Many of us woke up. They had a timeline with Obama, and saw the finish line. Suddenly, it was FUBAR. To top it all off, they almost lost again, and had to cheat in the open. The global timeline got thrown out the window. Populism and plebs need to go. This is it, the final stretch, and nothing is going to stop them. They're a cornered animal. They've declared war on citizens, the camps are being built. They'll have year zero NOW, or go down trying. All because of some Real Estate tycoon they thought was on their side.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 06, 2021 03:34 PM (wAnMi)

430 This is why I never took "the bait" in any potential bar fight.
I always walked away.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:31 PM (mR6Gs)

I tell them I'm not good at fighting, but I'm great a filing law suits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2021 03:34 PM (Y5qcH)

431 The fact that Cenk is a doofy fatbody who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag notwithstanding, the idea that anyone without a lick of formal training in [insert activity] could compete with someone who has and does train is a tall glass of barrel-proof stupid.

I've seen people who "know how to fight" because they were dickheads who ended up in a lot of fights and I've seen trained boxers/MMA practitioners and there is such a wide gulf between the two it's unreal. Like your local Joe Single-Digit Handicap at the golf course and Tiger Woods shows up. Even if you're competent at something doesn't mean you can hang with people who really work at it.

Posted by: ballistic at October 06, 2021 03:34 PM (oXNqT)

432 Before he was, er, 'exposed,' Bill Cosby had a great bit on one of his comedy albums about learning all manner of jiu jitsu, karate and whatever, to fight off the Manhattan muggers.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM


"Unfortunately, this brick was thinking 'no you won't, either."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2021 03:34 PM (m+jkK)

433 180 Quinnipiac University Poll @QuinnipiacPoll

Americans give #PresidentBiden his lowest marks across the board; majority say the Biden administration is not competent
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2021 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

Muh norms and Most.Votes.ever

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 06, 2021 03:34 PM (/6GbT)

434 Cenk talks like a fag and his shit is retarded.

Plus, he is a dumb fatass.

So there!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 06, 2021 03:35 PM (ufFY8)

435 Ace...puncher of dark stars.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 06, 2021 03:35 PM (BcAbd)

436 moviegique: "Even in my prime, fresh out of Black Belt Academy, I wouldn't take on those MMA guys...

It's a very particular skill."


Also, I imagine a lot of it comes down to self-selection. There's both the mental and physical capacity to do serious harm and to take serious harm. Most people are simply not physiologically prepared (or even designed by their DNA) to succeed in the domain. Like hockey players. Anyone, I suppose, can play hockey. But to succeed professionally is to possess DNA that permits survival in a very hostile world.

Same with MMA. "Anyone" can try it and improve with practice, but the professionals? They are built differently. A normal will actually risk death against a fighting machine.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 06, 2021 03:35 PM (aXxgO)

437
6 or 7 years ago when bo biden died (not in Iraq), Weird Dave made a post of sympathy for joe biden.

Dave is a sweet gent.

Anyway, of course I had to mention how joe biden made a Deal with the Devil. And in that bargain with Satan, joe gave up his wife and, later, his son, in exchange for high political gain.

Weird Dave didn't like me sullying up his tribute to joe "just a dad" biden.

But, as usual, I was right about everything. Truth hurts, and sometime the Truth is a mean, mean bitch.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:35 PM (k2e0x)

438 -
Every one considered him he coward of the county

Posted by: Zombie Kenny Rogers at October 06, 2021 03:33 PM -
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------------

Until he raped the Gatlin boys to death.

Posted by: Adam Corolla at October 06, 2021 03:36 PM (SchQD)

439 Nood.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 03:36 PM (L2ZTs)

440 What does Cenk mean by claiming to have fought his whole life? Did he grow up on the mean streets?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2021 03:37 PM (cSyAR)

441 tinyurl.com/hkuzkmcj
Posted by: Barnaby Jones at October 06, 2021 03:20 PM (lQj4a)


Ooh, cute. And she's got that Sarah Jessica Parker thing going too.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 03:37 PM (KbLYZ)

442
Stench Yogurt couldn't throw a fight let alone a punch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2021 03:37 PM (s2VJv)

443 "381 Who names their kid Cenk ?
Posted by: JT at October 06, 2021 03:24 PM (arJlL)

A Turk?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:25 PM (mR6Gs)"

Who names their kid after perpetrators of genocide? Well Cenk does, I guess.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 06, 2021 03:38 PM (GvumD)

444 Trust me, internet tough guys like this idiot, you have no clue who you might run up against, and obviously no clue that discretion is often the better part of valor. These boxers were uniformly nice, down to earth people, never looking for trouble, but not exactly the kind to suffer total fools gladly. I remember once a Green Beret with a few drinks in him picked a fight with one of them. Let's just say, I doubt he EVER picked a fight again.

Posted by: RM at October 06, 2021 03:30 PM (U3LtS)

which is why, except for a few idiot moments when I was 19, I always chose to talk my way out of trouble.

Posted by: Emerson, Lake, and Palmer at October 06, 2021 03:38 PM (trdmm)

445 Is Ace challenging Cenk to a fight?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2021 03:38 PM (0ryfU)

446
Hey, it's our ol' chap, Warden.

I remember when Warden would debate that nice lesbian girl here about MMA. She's mort, I believe. Cancer. Poor thing.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:38 PM (k2e0x)

447 This is why I never took "the bait" in any potential bar fight.
I always walked away.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2021 03:31 PM (


Sometimes, as happened to me and some friends.a couple of times, just walking away doesn't help when opponents follow you out to the parking lot. Been coldcocked more than once trying to avoid a confrontation. Didn't work out for this guys though...just pissed me off.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at October 06, 2021 03:38 PM (R5lpX)

448 I trained (didn't fight) with Muay Thai fighters. Holy fuck those were some ridiculous workouts. Cenk would drop dead of a heart attack within 2 minutes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 06, 2021 03:38 PM (OalnH)

449

n000d

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:39 PM (k2e0x)

450 off rock sock

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 03:40 PM (trdmm)

451

Cenk may cause vomiting bloating and rash. Do not take cenk internally if allergic to cenk.

Posted by: Ken Shabby at October 06, 2021 03:40 PM (x/QuW)

452 The key to skiing is having a low CG. Little kids can ski like pros, the f'ers.
Posted by: banana Dream

That and avoiding the trees.
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono

and avoiding a mad crazy gf's bullets.

Posted by: Spider Sabich at October 06, 2021 03:40 PM (4I/2K)

453 " I'm just not sure why the progs decided to go for the whole ball of wax pushing every commie wet dream they have. Why now? Who told them the time is ripe to destroy the Republic?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2021 03:18 PM (2NHgQ)"

Because it is? The fix is in permanently. Outraging their opponents is a feature, not a bug; they want to provoke the conflict that they know is probably coming in a manner they're prepared to stage-manage.

They have the brass ring, it's time to beat us over the head with it.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 06, 2021 03:40 PM (GvumD)

454 Fauci rails against 'dark web people'
Oopsie, racist slip, oops...if he wasn't establishment this would be tonight's headline
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 06, 2021 03:27 PM (3/XaG)


Samizdat is the real enemy of the state.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 03:41 PM (KbLYZ)

455 10 seconds of fighting is beyond most.

Ever seen the back up back up fighters fight? Sad. Slowwwww.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 06, 2021 03:42 PM (BcAbd)

456 "He has no idea what 30 seconds of fighting takes out of you"

I put on a boxing match my senior year in high school. the boxers didn't last halfway through a 3 minute round.

Posted by: x at October 06, 2021 03:42 PM (oA+QO)

457 I get the point you're making, but to be fair, it was far easier to repeal ObamaCare before it became an entitlement people unfortunately depended on versus today. I would say now it's suicide to repeal it, people making like under $80k a year are getting subsidies.

And we can really thank both Trump and McCain for fucking up any sort of repeal. On Day 1, Trump said no he wouldn't do a clean repeal of ObamaCare. That sent Republicans scrambling that even "right-wing" Trump said it was a bridge too far. Trump also promised not to defund Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Blago at October 06, 2021 03:26 PM (PwNLq)

Actually - repealing ObamaCare is simple because hardly anyone in the country is using it. It's networks suck to high heaven. It actually managed to do the opposite of what it intended - making the link between healthcare and employment even more pronounced. Trump did do some things to fix the negative impact Obamacare had on small group and individual markets - and small group has recovered somewhat. And more importantly Biden hasn't done anything to reverse them.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 06, 2021 03:45 PM (V6xwG)

458
Holy shit, Soothsayer, that was a long time ago.

Yeah, she was running her dumb mouth about how MMA doesn't work in a real fight.

Yeah it does. I train with actual fighters. Those guys are fucking scary as hell. And any dirty trick you think you have planned for them, guess what? They can do it to.

"Oh, I'd just kick his nuts!"

Oh, yeah? How's it going to feel getting kicked in the nuts by someone who practices throwing kicks every day

Posted by: Warden at October 06, 2021 03:47 PM (D/WMU)

459 Lighten up, Chunk. Rogan could beat you up in his sleep.

Posted by: Jdflorida at October 06, 2021 03:48 PM (VLxCP)

460
"Oh, I'd just kick his nuts!"

Oh, yeah? How's it going to feel getting kicked in the nuts by someone who practices throwing kicks every day
Posted by: Warden


That's all they teach at most of those "self defense classes."

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 03:54 PM (k2e0x)

461 I'd prolly tune in if that event were televised. I'd not place any wager. I'd just be curious to see what developed.

Its a mismatched pair. The animal "husbandrist" would likely try a bum rush, which actually can be effective if done with the initiative. Rogan would likely go for strikes first rather than grounding.

It would be an interesting 60 seconds.

Posted by: simplemind at October 06, 2021 04:02 PM (0Tmnc)

462 Well, I do think I can take "brown Belt" Sean Hannity in the "octagon". I have see every Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris move, so I have that!

Posted by: Paladin at October 06, 2021 04:03 PM (CE4w9)

463 It's a very particular skill."
==
its reaction training. You do a thing a lot you don't have to think about it. A boxer or MMA guy they just react. Its faster than thought. Its like blinking when somethin is headed toward your eye. If you aren't trained like that, are just a casual bully, you are going to get beat. The MMA guys are even better when it goes to the ground. You don't even know what is happening and find yourself in BJJ joint lock and you are finished.

Coolest thing is some dude actually landed flying crane kick - from Karate Kid - in a match. It was awesome. Instant lights out.

Posted by: simplemind at October 06, 2021 04:10 PM (PHyFK)

464 That's all they teach at most of those "self defense classes."
**********

Rule of thumb: If you're not practicing it in real time against a resisting opponent, it's useless.

Posted by: Warden at October 06, 2021 04:18 PM (D/WMU)

465 Check this out on youtube -- Joe Rogan - GSP on Joe's Turning SideKick

Posted by: Joe Fubar at October 06, 2021 04:22 PM (JZ9NL)

466 You have much to learn about fighting , grasshopper.
First lesson, never shoot your mouth off before you are ready to back it up.

Posted by: Master Po at October 06, 2021 04:26 PM (2Ia/C)

467 He's been fighting "his whole life"?


He's an expert in hand-to-gland combat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 06, 2021 04:34 PM (LAm9Q)

468 Cenk was probably a wrestler in his native Turkey, which would make him a tough guy by most people's standards.

The reason I got into martial arts is that I found out that wrestling, which is a strength based activity, quits working at about age 35, which is when my high school wrestling quit working in a real fight.

Joe Rogan is highly skilled in BJJ, one of my friends who runs a BJJ and Judo school, knows him pretty well, and he says Rogan is for real.


Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 06, 2021 04:48 PM (FwZ/n)

469 Maybe Cenk ought to start with Dan Bongino, who has pretty serious case of cancer. When Cenk gets his ass handed to him, perhaps it will begin to dawn on him how out of touch with reality he actually is.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 06, 2021 04:51 PM (FwZ/n)

470 Hey don't doubt Cenk, he's been taking blows from thick meat across the face for years!

I really wish these lefties were forced to back thier tough guy twitter claims, from the fat media tough guys to the weak soybois who always talk a big game. Hell I'd take Rogan to literally kill dozens of these guys in a row before he's even put in a slightly bad position.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 06, 2021 07:54 PM (IhSrr)

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