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Christmastime is for Superspreading Joy Cafe

A pelican lands on a fishing boat and steals some fish out of their live bait pool. So then a seal hears they're giving away free fish and demands his cut.

Then a shark ruined the party.

I post a lot of adorable bat videos. To be Fair and Balanced, here is drone footage of a massive, massive swarm of bats in the jungle. Not cute!


Dog reunited with owner after two years of separation.


Out on their feet.

Very, very small baby elephant (days old?) gets a boost up an incline.

Baby goat invites all challengers.

The best way to wake up a cat.

Cat enjoys a massager.

Cat low-rides around a dog.


Northern Lights > Double Rainbow.

Low clouds in a cove.

Inman: Mask slapping dispute.

Stealing a case of beer.

Guy gets tased as some kind of training or demonstration. He howls like Peter Boyl e in Young Frankenstein.

Thief tries to steal a woman's bag, but the woman's man wants to show off for her. Not a good situation for a thief.

This dude saw his car running down a hill with no driver and took serious action:

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 first???

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 06:35 PM (Kab4E)

2 finally....

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 06:36 PM (Kab4E)

3 So... Facebook is back.

Grrrrr! I mean yay! I mean...

I don't know what to think anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

4 Been watching a old but never seen suspense movie, need to turn it off and watch furry friends

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 06:39 PM (2JoB8)

5 Top ten?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2021 06:42 PM (axyOa)

6 God. It would be so fun to watch that dog slide IRL.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 04, 2021 06:42 PM (roH4R)

7 Was it HIS car?

Otherwise, I'd have let it ride.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 06:43 PM (47mFt)

8 Cute

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2021 06:44 PM (bDqIh)

9 For Holiday Festivities I am inviting All Noble Goat Peoples

Posted by: Greg, the Afghan translator at October 04, 2021 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)

10 10

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 06:47 PM (/g7XU)

11 I once saw a car drop into gear and start cutting donuts out on the street. It was believed to be locked. It would hit the curb, which would bounce it a bit closer to other parked cars. A crowd gathered to watch, first excitement in years. A young man took a chance, got on the inside of the circling and checked the door. It was unlocked. He was able to turn it off and stop the show. Everyone applauded him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 04, 2021 06:47 PM (5HBd1)

12 Nailed it.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 06:47 PM (/g7XU)

13 The two guys standing next to the guy who got tased suck at keeping him from hurting himself

Posted by: Bruce at October 04, 2021 06:48 PM (vd8XM)

14 10 10
Posted by: ALH

Two words:

Powerball

Posted by: the lottery lady at October 04, 2021 06:48 PM (QzkSJ)

15 The weather is trying to give me a headache

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 06:48 PM (YZG/i)

16 I was expecting the kid to break out into a solo a la Buddy Rich.

And one of the dogs was running down that slide!

Those were fun, thanks, Mr Ace!

Posted by: Flyover at October 04, 2021 06:50 PM (Rbu5d)

17 Story at Breitbart. ...Fauxi is suffering from PTSD stemming from the AIDS crisis.

How many people will be suffering from PTSD from the mess he's created. What a sack of shit.


Posted by: four seasons at October 04, 2021 06:50 PM (zTvDU)

18 The mask slapping dispute video happened in Seattle in June. Original video here:

https://bit.ly/3a5rQFo (language warning)

Posted by: bonhomme at October 04, 2021 06:50 PM (YYlyE)

19 Two words:

Powerball
Posted by: the lottery lady at October 04, 2021 06:48 PM (QzkSJ)

What's the other word?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 06:51 PM (/g7XU)

20 Juggling Quokka food can be dangerous, you might lose a finger to the little beast.

Posted by: wth at October 04, 2021 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

21 Yo horde

Been asked to submit a survey to declare my vax status

Ignored the first deadline

They asked for it again

Ignored the second deadline

Oh look I decided to go on vacation, but I promise to get back to you in #twoweeks

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 04, 2021 06:51 PM (hQVBP)

22 From the " can you believe this shit" dept- I once saw a car parked on a pretty steep incline slip out of gear and hit a woman walking down the street. She was critical when the ambulance showed up.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 06:51 PM (C5yDT)

23 https://youtu.be/cTsJTRUaMZ0

Up to you, but watching Russell Brand absolutely take it to one of the world's richest and wickedest men absolutely warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: trev006 at October 04, 2021 06:52 PM (RJToO)

24 Did you watch the lottery-winner Columbo on the weekend, Ace?

If you did, especially if you still have free access to the video to check, there was an uncredited role despite having several lines of a servant at the party wearing 18th Century dress and wig who answers the phone and calls Rip Torn over to answer it; and who pointed out Rip Torn dressed as George III to Columbo after he crashed the costume party.

Did he seem really, really familiar to you?? I thought he might have been a young Jeffrey Tambor but I don't think their chins match but I'm sure I've seen him before!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 06:52 PM (UHVv4)

25 We bee told by locill medicall experts that's the Corvid viris can be transmuted thru Flatus. As a resolt all persins in Brattleboro must use City authorised FART tubes to prevent the spread of the virus. Also a $500 find will be giving to those whoo do nots comply with the lew.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 04, 2021 06:52 PM (6QJnV)

26 finally....

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 06:36 PM (Kab4E)

So, the ransom was paid?

Posted by: Henry, O at October 04, 2021 06:52 PM (7bRMQ)

27 Story at Breitbart. ...Fauxi is suffering from PTSD stemming from the AIDS crisis.

Posted by: four seasons

Post Traumatic Sucking of Dick?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 06:54 PM (eZshs)

28 how much did Ace Hdwe have to pay that guy that got hit by their employee?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 06:54 PM (/g7XU)

29 LOL

Posted by: four seasons at October 04, 2021 06:54 PM (zTvDU)

30 7 Story at Breitbart. ...Fauxi is suffering from PTSD stemming from the AIDS crisis.

*********

Fooksi is already 40 years past his expiration date

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 04, 2021 06:55 PM (hQVBP)

31 Tonypete, My Brother--16 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 06:55 PM (C5yDT)

32 Story at Breitbart. ...Fauxi is suffering from PTSD stemming from the AIDS crisis.

Posted by: four seasons at October 04, 2021 06:50 PM (zTvDU)

What utter bullshit.

This just in, Goebbels suffering from PTSD stemming from the Jewish crisis.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 06:55 PM (47mFt)

33 I like the dog dispenser. Do they have silverware?

Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at October 04, 2021 06:56 PM (guGkK)

34

Have you heard the noose? Bubba Wallace made history Monday by becoming the second Black driver to win a NASCAR Cup Series race. The 27-year-old was in first place when officials called the race at Talladega Superspeedway because of rain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2021 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

35 Been watching a old but never seen suspense movie, need to turn it off and watch furry friends
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 06:39 PM (2JoB


Which one?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

36 Tonypete, My Brother--16 days.
Posted by: Ben Had

So looking forward to it all - it feels like going to meet long lost cousins.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 06:57 PM (eZshs)

37 MP4, I had your book printed out so I got the whole experience.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 06:57 PM (C5yDT)

38 I wish I had that automatic cat scratcher a couple years ago

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 06:57 PM (2JoB8)

39 four seasons

Posted by: LOL at October 04, 2021 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)

40 I made chicken parmesan today and stunk up the whole house.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 06:58 PM (/g7XU)

41 FUCK

JOE

BIDEN

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 06:58 PM (guGkK)

42 Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 04, 2021 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

43 Have you heard the noose? Bubba Wallace made history

No noose is good noose

Posted by: FBI agents who hate Talladega at October 04, 2021 06:59 PM (QzkSJ)

44 Man jumps through window of a moving car and saves it from crashing

So many many years ago at Bristol NASCAR. A guy comes driving down the road hitting cars, wrecking, mayhem, etc. My cousin jumps in (Chrysler LeBaron convertible) grabs shifter and puts it in park. Grabs keys and throws them in ditch.

We sat on the sideline as he was beat by the cops.

Posted by: Coonass at October 04, 2021 06:59 PM (yrol0)

45 PRAISE ALLAH!!!

FB and IG are starting to come back online. Our national nightmare is over.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (OalnH)

46 34

Have you heard the noose? Bubba Wallace made history Monday by becoming the second Black driver to win a NASCAR Cup Series race. The 27-year-old was in first place when officials called the race at Talladega Superspeedway because of rain.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Saw that. Restrictor Plate "racing" is a crap shoot anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (QFVV9)

47 When at a safari resort i saw many bats flying around.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (cSyAR)

48 "Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT"


That is absolutely farzrohr Mary, and I really mean it.

Posted by: f'd at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)

49
Dog slide made me wonder. You sometimes see news videos of those large inflatable bounce houses getting caught and tossed by the wind. Wonder what proportion of the kids are screaming in terror and how many say, "Wow, that was great!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (/U27+)

50 41 FUCK
JOE
BIDEN
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 06:58 PM (guGkK)

Do you think this is a true protest or just some dicks being dicks?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (/g7XU)

51 Bubba Wallace made history Monday by becoming the second Black driver to win a NASCAR Cup Series race. The 27-year-old was in first place when officials called the race at Talladega Superspeedway because of rain.



How many car lengths did they spot him for skin color?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (guGkK)

52 I got out of my car once in a hurry to get something from in my house. Forgot to set the parking brake or put it in gear. I realized my mistake, turned around to see it rolling downhill, over a curb, down a small hill, then over a small tree that slowed it down enough to stop in the next parking lot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at October 04, 2021 07:00 PM (5p7BC)

53 FUCK

JOE

BIDEN
Posted by: Cicero

The kids say it's got a beat, and you can chant to it

Posted by: Don Cornelius at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

54 Ace noted in an earlier thread re Sinema harassed after pinching a loaf....

"The left is weaponizing its legions of mentally ill criminals to terrorize..."

axshually....

"The left is weaponizing The Majority of its Base to terrorize..."

FIFY. More than ever, it seems mental stability, common sense and not being a retard, is a minority everywhere and most of the most severely retarded are the D base - and their Schumer's, Obamas, Bidens, Pelosis know it.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (Eus9b)

55 Kalifornia with Brad Pitt, never seen it before

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (2JoB8)

56 Well just watched a video on YouTube a guy shot down at Pensacola. Supposed to talk about rare US Navy planes. Amazingly he talked about the George and the Me 262 but some how missed the SB2A or the AM-1.

And it doesn't help things when he talks about the TBD-1 crew that was adrift for 32 days in raft, he calls the TBD a type of dive bomber. Or calls the F4D Skyray the F4 Skytrain... F-4 is the Phantom and the Skytrain is a C-47.

Oh wait he wants me to watch his Part 2. I think I'll pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (KeIhl)

57 32 Story at Breitbart. ...Fauxi is suffering from PTSD stemming from the AIDS crisis.

Posted by: four seasons at October 04, 2021 06:50 PM (zTvDU)

What utter bullshit.

This just in, Goebbels suffering from PTSD stemming from the Jewish crisis.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 06:55 PM (47mFt)

He's just upset that nobody has pounding his ass for years, due to him having old balls.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (okGHj)

58 BUCK
FOE
JIDEN

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (OalnH)

59 I hope Sinema shoves a saguaro cactus branch right up Bribe'me's urethra tube. I will gladly fill in if she can't get it done.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (C5yDT)

60 We sat on the sideline as he was beat by the cops.
Posted by: Coonass at October 04, 2021 06:59 PM (yrol0)

Man, that's rough. Your cousin averts a disaster, and the cops beat him up for it?

F'n cops.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (47mFt)

61 The kids say it's got a beat, and you can chant to it
Posted by: Don Cornelius

They give it an '85'.
-- Zombie Dick Clark

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (eZshs)

62 FUCK joe BI den. FUCK joe BI den. FUCK joe BI den.

Repeat ad nauseum.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (okGHj)

63 Brand new George Floyd sculpture defaced in NYC

He took a shot to the face!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (yrol0)

64 MARY IS SO RIGHT!!!

But Mary, won't there be a problem with your wonderful (and potent) organic home made kombucha?

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (QzkSJ)

65 Why for eighty years I've put up with it now
I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (mNhhD)

66 If I walked into an Ace Hardware and saw them enforcing the mask mandate with a baseball bat, it would be the last time i walked into an Ace Hardware.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (t9PGm)

67 My old truck brake cut loose but turned before the road and stopped by my tree. It was over 100 degrees during day, put brake on but cooled off a bit by evening and started to Coast away.

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (2JoB8)

68 What Joey Bidet and Kirsten Powers are doing is tacitly giving the green light for someone to go all Jared Loughner on Simena all because she is not of the body on this one issue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (KeIhl)

69 50 41 FUCK
JOE
BIDEN
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 06:58 PM (guGkK)

Do you think this is a true protest or just some dicks being dicks?
Posted by: ALH



Yes

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (QFVV9)

70 MP4, I had your book printed out so I got the whole experience.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 06:57 PM (C5yDT)


Well, I appreciate that, but I wish you hadn't gone to the expense. I would have been happy to send you a hard copy.

No matter. I hope you enjoy it!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (2JVJo)

71 Anna,

Exactly. Setting her up. They are evil.

Posted by: four seasons at October 04, 2021 07:04 PM (zTvDU)

72 62 FUCK joe BI den. FUCK joe BI den. FUCK joe BI den.

Repeat ad nauseum.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (okGHj)

So nice to hear the fine, non-partisan citizens of this land chant 'We Like Biden!'

Posted by: MSM Pravda at October 04, 2021 07:04 PM (yOf1t)

73 random thoughts from the dead thread last.

You know why manchin and sinema are safe in their states? Because the fucking $3.5T open borders plan is dumb as fuck and people hate it.

And you've seen this already, the democrats hail a 40,000 page - $5 trillion dollar bill as helping small children smile for the first time and letting mom's bake apple pie when it's really a fucking regulatory nightmare that pays illegals to live here for free while raising taxes and destroying our lifestyle and country.

obamacare?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 04, 2021 07:04 PM (ZZK0E)

74 Oh, BTW, Ben Had - if you want to pass the book around to any other Moron during the MoMe for their thoughts, I don't mind.

I only wish I could be there. Perhaps next year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 07:04 PM (2JVJo)

75 My old truck brake cut loose but turned before the road and stopped by my tree. It was over 100 degrees during day, put brake on but cooled off a bit by evening and started to Coast away.


Is this in Esperanto?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:04 PM (guGkK)

76 KKK hoaxer is Mormon!

Or Mennonite

https://tinyurl.com/uft23cyx

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2021 07:05 PM (yrol0)

77
Story at Breitbart. ...Fauxi is suffering from PTSD stemming from the AIDS crisis. [-i]

Then resign, you self-aggrandizing POS. You are NOT essential to anything in this day and age.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 07:05 PM (pNxlR)

78 Fauchi is demented. I don't care why.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2021 07:05 PM (taPSh)

79 He's just upset that nobody has pounding his ass for years, due to him having old balls.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (okGHj)

He really only has one. Lost the other one in a sad paperhanging incident.

Posted by: Wartime SAS at October 04, 2021 07:05 PM (7bRMQ)

80 Nice quokka!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 07:05 PM (OssQ4)

81 Do you think this is a true protest or just some dicks being dicks?
Posted by: ALH

Sticking it to the Man

Posted by: professor gray ponytail at October 04, 2021 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)

82 I think my dog would freak out in that slide

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 07:06 PM (YZG/i)

83 Kalifornia with Brad Pitt, never seen it before
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (2JoB


Never saw that, myself.

Back to work. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 07:06 PM (2JVJo)

84 Remember all those school board meetings with eloquent parents arguing passionately against CRT and other insidious practices?

Well, the National School Board Association wants those parents to be investigated as domestic terrorists and Garland has instructed the FBI to start investigations.

https://bit.ly/3izeVQN

Posted by: bonhomme at October 04, 2021 07:06 PM (YYlyE)

85 You're a mean one Dr. Fauch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Fau-auch

Posted by: Thor Ravenscroft at October 04, 2021 07:06 PM (mNhhD)

86 I made chicken parmesan today and stunk up the whole house.

********

You stunk up the house with the fragrant aromas of Mozz cheese, thick marinara sauce and teh chickenz?

How dare you sir. How udderly dare you.

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 04, 2021 07:07 PM (hQVBP)

87 Nice quokka!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 07:05 PM (OssQ

-----------

Thanks! I just had it stuffed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:07 PM (kTF2Z)

88 Good one Thor!

Posted by: four seasons at October 04, 2021 07:07 PM (zTvDU)

89 Posted by: Thor Ravenscroft at October 04, 2021 07:06 PM (mNhhD)


You're greeaaaaat!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:07 PM (guGkK)

90 My old truck brake cut loose but turned before the road and stopped by my tree. It was over 100 degrees during day, put brake on but cooled off a bit by evening and started to Coast away.


Is this in Esperanto?
Posted by: Cicero

Google Translate from Esperanto

Posted by: zamenhoff at October 04, 2021 07:08 PM (QzkSJ)

91 Cicero no Pennsylvania, we use to have lots of days in summer over 100 degrees, bet its been 7 years we haven't.

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 07:08 PM (2JoB8)

92 Hi y'all. Hi Ben Had! Hi Tonypete! It will be very nice to meet you.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 04, 2021 07:08 PM (1R20R)

93 53...The kids say it's got a beat, and you can chant to it
Posted by: Don Cornelius at October 04, 2021 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

I give it an nine out of ten!

Posted by: American Bandstand Kid at October 04, 2021 07:09 PM (Rbu5d)

94 Brand new George Floyd sculpture defaced in NYC

He took a shot to the face!

********

Im laughing so hard I cant breathe

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 04, 2021 07:09 PM (hQVBP)

95 Remember all those school board meetings with eloquent parents arguing passionately against CRT and other insidious practices?

Well, the National School Board Association wants those parents to be investigated as domestic terrorists and Garland has instructed the FBI to start investigations.


Remember when they were trying to claim Garland was a true centrist? LOLOLOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2021 07:09 PM (y+iNp)

96 MP4, I think you are a great dialogue-ist, and for me that what makes a book.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (C5yDT)

97 Why for eighty years I've put up with it now
I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at October 04, 2021 07:03 PM (mNhhD)

Then he DID hear a sound, coming over the snow.
It started in low, then it started to grow...

f**k joe biden...
F**k Joe Biden...
F**K JOE BIDEN...
F**K JOE BIDEN!!!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (47mFt)

98 Brand new George Floyd sculpture defaced in NYC

He took a shot to the face!



Trust me. Once he's up there on Mt. Rushmore he'll be a lot harder to damage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (guGkK)

99 Our bats are just little greys and browns, but there are so many of them, they're a tourist attraction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwyW7QDJtok

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (sWM8x)

100 "Bubba Wallace made history Monday by becoming the second Black driver to win a NASCAR Cup Series race. The 27-year-old was in first place when officials called the race at Talladega Superspeedway because of rain."



How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (N1+1o)

101 Further extrapolation if Sinema is attacked by a Leftist stooge with a gun, oh noes we need moar gun control! That it what we will hear even as Joey Bidet holds a memorial service decked out with t-shirts and balloons.

No you evil retards, we need moar Leftist control.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:11 PM (KeIhl)

102 This afternoon I felt a great disturbance as if a million voices cried out in terror.
After that, Facebook came back online.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:11 PM (/g7XU)

103 He took a shot to the face!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (yrol0)

Me next!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at October 04, 2021 07:11 PM (7bRMQ)

104 Hi y'all. Hi Ben Had! Hi Tonypete! It will be very nice to meet you.
Posted by: SnailRacer

Likewise! - You'll recognize me as I'll be wearing a smile.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:11 PM (eZshs)

105 How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (N1+1o)
----------
Well...

Posted by: Buzz Aldrin at October 04, 2021 07:11 PM (LBiAf)

106 Takes some serious huevos, or just stupidity, to reach out and pet a sea lion in the wild.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

107 Bubba Wallace was declared the winner due to rain. He's still never even sniffed a checkered flag.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:12 PM (kTF2Z)

108 I guess FB employees finally found a brick and then had to Google how to break the glass to get in

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:12 PM (KeIhl)

109 How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (N1+1o)

Subtle bigotry of NO expectations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:12 PM (yOf1t)

110
How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (N1+1o)

___

FUCK OFF!!

Posted by: John Adams at October 04, 2021 07:12 PM (OalnH)

111
How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?
Posted by: Sharkman

__________

Sort of the same way something men have done quietly and competently for time immemorial suddenly becomes astonishing and heroic when done by a woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 07:13 PM (/U27+)

112 Well...
Posted by: Buzz Aldrin at October 04, 2021 07:11 PM (LBiAf)

Fair, but there also are not hundreds of guys who have also walked on the Moon. Certainly not alive. It's an exclusive club that keeps getting more exclusive because we suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:13 PM (yOf1t)

113 How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:10 PM (N1+1o)

How many Nascar races have been run?

He's not the second to do jack squat. As soon as black skin color is shown to have anything to do with being inferior, then I'll call it something. Otherwise...

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (47mFt)

114 The Paolo, he rarely the first, but he, how do you say, always making the history.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (guGkK)

115 OT/ But anyone who donated money to Scheller can get a refund..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (8nD9v)

116 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (arJlL)

117 > My old truck brake cut loose but turned before the road and stopped by my tree. It was over 100 degrees during day, put brake on but cooled off a bit by evening and started to Coast away.

Here's my attempt at a translation:

My truck's emergency brake failed. The truck rolled away, but fortunately the runaway truck turned and struck a tree before entering the road. I believe the emergency brake failed because I set it when the day was hot. In the evening when the ambient temperature was much cooler, the emergency brake released.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (YYlyE)

118 Good evening, Horde!

FJB!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (TdMsT)

119 And that is a lot of bats, big ones, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

120 My Ace hardware guy is like 90 and his wife is close to it - they don't even know you're there if you don't call out.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (oWBc3)

121 Missed 20 minutes ago a good opportunity, if sky was clear, to see the space station, one on Oct 7 at 7pm

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (2JoB8)

122 108 I guess FB employees finally found a brick and then had to Google how to break the glass to get in
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:12 PM (KeIhl)

There's a youtube video for everything!

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (/g7XU)

123 Heard that FB was down so I checked my better half's account and saw Santa Barbara City College was bragging that the returning students had to document their vax status.
Left a comment "Show your papers!"... I can't find the post now so they might have gotten more comments that didn't appreciate their virtue signaling... I hope so!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (2oDLL)

124 i got a call in the middle of the day to come get my son from school and quarantine him for 10 days from exposure which was last friday.
**rolling my eyes**
He's happy to be out of school... I told him he still needs to do his work daily.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (UUBmN)

125 Well...

Posted by: Buzz Aldrin




"Who?" -- Zombie Neil Armstrong.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM (N1+1o)

126 Bubba Wallace has never won a race due to racism and because he's a shitty driver, but mostly because he's a shitty driver.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)

127 Bubba Wallace was declared the winner due to rain. He's still never even sniffed a checkered flag.

Apparently he had quite a lead, but I wonder if he'd have been able to keep it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (KZzsI)

128 SnailRacer, I find myself at a total lack of words and a jillion conflicting emotions for what you have done so we are going to sit and drink and laugh and enjoy life.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (C5yDT)

129 The Paolo, he rarely the first, but he, how do you say, always making the history.
Posted by: The Paolo

The Paolo always takes the pole!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (eZshs)

130 Hiya, JT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

131 I was in the Ivory Coast. On a upper floor of a hotel overlooking a lagoon at sunset. There was a large flock of flamingos flying over the water.

Or so I thought. One of the "birds" flew past the window. A bird with a 6 foot wingspan and a furry body the size of a cat.

Do not go to Africa.

Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (mbFEM)

132 Missed 20 minutes ago a good opportunity, if sky was clear, to see the space station, one on Oct 7 at 7pm
Posted by: Skip

Lotta bugs out tonite.

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)

133 Bubba Wallace has never won a race due to racism and because he's a shitty driver, but mostly because he's a shitty driver.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)



Systemic racism made him a shitty driver.

Curb your white privilege.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:16 PM (guGkK)

134 Posted by: Thor Ravenscroft at October 04, 2021 07:06 PM (mNhhD)

Slight correction: it's "Thurl" Ravenscroft.

https://tinyurl.com/zkcpvev4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)

135 Sort of the same way something men have done quietly and competently for time immemorial suddenly becomes astonishing and heroic when done by a woman.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 07:13 PM (/U27+)

-----------

This is the story of the ill fated Women's Professional Parallel Parking League.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:16 PM (kTF2Z)

136 The noose is loose!

Posted by: Bubba Karen-Wallace at October 04, 2021 07:16 PM (Xrfse)

137 I'm late.

Did Sinema have a dick?

Posted by: The New York Times at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (xopIz)

138 Was doing the dishes, dad's out for a smoke, but has the NFL pregame show about to start. They opened it with a video montage, and the music was mumble rap.

WTF. If you haven't experienced trap beats with some kid named Lil' something or other, rapping unintelligible syllables, sounding like he's high on Lean, you really should. Just so you can fully grasp how far we've fallen as a culture. You need to hear this stuff, so you can explain, around the fire that is the village's only heat source, to the little kids wearing animal skins, exactly what happened and why it's all gone.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (OssQ4)

139 Here is something else to ponder.

Has Rachel Carson's book killed more people than Mao?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (KeIhl)

140 >>>This dude saw his car running down a hill with no driver and took serious action:

=====

I had to do the same exact thing with our rental, about 10K feet up Pikes Peak. With my 10 year old daughter and SIL standing between car and thousand foot drop off. It would be a great humblebrag, were I not the one that forgot to put the car in park. Also, since car was not in park, the doors immediately re-locked when we got out to take a pic. Fortunately i had the drivers side window about 3/4 open. My children love telling that story to people to tease me. They get that from their mom.

Posted by: Now they tell me at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (EGngb)

141 131 I was in the Ivory Coast. On a upper floor of a hotel overlooking a lagoon at sunset. There was a large flock of flamingos flying over the water.

Or so I thought. One of the "birds" flew past the window. A bird with a 6 foot wingspan and a furry body the size of a cat.

Do not go to Africa.
Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (mbFEM)

I imagine a lot of those old men's mags (adventure not porn) read like this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (yOf1t)

142 In the evening when the ambient temperature was much cooler, the emergency brake released.
---------------------------------
Shrinkage! It was cold!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (UHVv4)

143 DeSantis is running Florida, has three small children, and now a spouse with cancer. Does this guarantee he doesn't run for preezy in 2024? Got a lot on his plate.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (mNhhD)

144 104

Likewise! - You'll recognize me as I'll be wearing a smile.
Posted by: Tonypete

Ha! You and a hundred other people! We are going to wear pants, too. Its hoity toity that way.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (1R20R)

145 Here is something else to ponder.

Has Rachel Carson's book killed more people than Mao?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (KeIhl)


I didn't even know that book killed Mao.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (guGkK)

146 The Paolo always takes the pole!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (eZshs)

Uh, We thought he was straight?

Posted by: The Many Ladies of Paolo at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (7bRMQ)

147 139 Here is something else to ponder.

Has Rachel Carson's book killed more people than Mao?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (KeIhl)

Malaria is more debilitating than directly fatal. Not like bullet in back of head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (yOf1t)

148 JT if bugs , then Bats!
I had what should have been a great video last space station viewing of that, bats all over and two planes flying and didn't do it right.

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (2JoB8)

149 Whew, hard to keep up with the pace of science, isn't it! Christmas is back on.

Posted by: "Dr." Fauci at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (vOGqy)

150 Curb your white privilege.
Posted by: Cicero

Diverse and inclusive pit crews must be REQUIRED BY LAW

Posted by: hair is not purple, more pink and blue-ish at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)

151 Mao's Little Red book versus Rachel Carson's Silent Spring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (KeIhl)

152 Thor is Thurl's evil twin.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (mNhhD)

153 WTF. If you haven't experienced trap beats with some kid named Lil' something or other, rapping unintelligible syllables, sounding like he's high on Lean, you really should.
---
Lil' NAS X.

He's an ahtist and he's sensitive as shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (sWM8x)

154 Just like that video of the Ghana bats. Think of them with 6 foot wingspans.

Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (mbFEM)

155 Anna, Yes. Mao died- Carson's idiocy is still killing people.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (C5yDT)

156 Christopher F. Rufo Crossed swords
@realchrisrufo
BREAKING: Attorney General Merrick Garland has instructed the FBI to mobilize against parents who oppose critical race theory in public schools, citing "threats."
The letter follows the National School Board Association's request to classify protests as "domestic terrorism."


Yes, we're the terrorists.
Should probably start playing the part.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (wAnMi)

157 Watch this with volume up and try to make it to the end without LOLing.
https://tinyurl.com/2rw59e3k

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (LW36e)

158 Better turn this off
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (2JoB8)

159 I'm a priest soon (in 3-10 days, when the papers get here). Once I'm officially a man of the cloth, I'll absolve anyone of their vaxx-sin in the eyes of the State, for a nominal fee of $0.01. We have payment plans for the indigent. One hundredth of a penny/year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (cTqLg)

160 This is the story of the ill fated Women's Professional Parallel Parking League.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:16 PM (kTF2Z)

Nobody can parallel park these days. It's a lost art, like cursive handwriting.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (/g7XU)

161 'sounding like he's high on Lean,'

Lean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (yOf1t)

162 Just like that video of the Ghana bats. Think of them with 6 foot wingspans.
Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (mbFEM)



I think you saw pterosaurs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:21 PM (guGkK)

163 In the evening when the ambient temperature was much cooler, the emergency brake released.
---------------------------------
Shrinkage! It was cold!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (UHVv4)

I've had the experience in my day, of releasing early.

Mostly due to being drunk and not caring.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:21 PM (47mFt)

164 139 Here is something else to ponder.

Has Rachel Carson's book killed more people than Mao?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (KeIhl)

Night Skip. Catch you on the flip side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:21 PM (yOf1t)

165 Diverse and inclusive pit crews must be REQUIRED BY LAW
Posted by: hair is not purple, more pink and blue-ish at October 04, 2021 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)

------------

They tried that. Turns out holding the gas can sideways doesn't work.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:21 PM (kTF2Z)

166 Nobody can parallel park these days. It's a lost art, like cursive handwriting.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (/g7XU)



My car parallel parks better than I do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:21 PM (guGkK)

167
Likewise! - You'll recognize me as I'll be wearing a smile.
Posted by: Tonypete

Ha! You and a hundred other people! We are going to wear pants, too. Its hoity toity that way.
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (1R20R)


Good grief. You know well all be pants less by the end of Saturday night!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 07:22 PM (TdMsT)

168 Nobody can parallel park these days. It's a lost art, like cursive handwriting.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (/g7XU)

Honestly, it does not come up all that often. I have gotten so used to parking in the back forty and walking it in, my spatial awareness on parking has probably degraded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:22 PM (yOf1t)

169 Watch this with volume up and try to make it to the end without LOLing.
https://tinyurl.com/2rw59e3k
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (LW36e)

The fish/Blue Monday got me.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:22 PM (47mFt)

170 There's bats- shouldn't someone signal Duncanthrax?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (C5yDT)

171
And it doesn't help things when he talks about the TBD-1 crew that was adrift for 32 days in raft, he calls the TBD a type of dive bomber

It's really sad there are no restored TBDs. The last complete one was scrapped as a hack in 1944. There are a couple underwater but they haven't been raised yet. There is at least one next to a sunken carrier at the bottom of the Pacific, but probably can't be recovered. The closest you can get is the Styrofoam replica they made for the recent Midway movie, which is at the Midway carrier museum.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (3/XaG)

172 Lean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes. Purple drank. Codeine cough syrup and sugary beverage, one whole bottle each. Trayvon Martin's favorite.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (OssQ4)

173 128 SnailRacer, I find myself at a total lack of words and a jillion conflicting emotions for what you have done so we are going to sit and drink and laugh and enjoy life.

Ben H, no conflicting emotions on this end. And we will do all those things and DANCE! You and the Angel from Montgomery going to open the dance floor?

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (1R20R)

174 I think you saw pterosaurs.
Posted by: Cicero

If the 'p' is silent, my name would be "Wee Wee"!

-- Pre pron theater PW Herman

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (eZshs)

175 This is the story of the ill fated Women's Professional Parallel Parking League.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Not a complete failure, they merged with the Demolition Derby

Posted by: does this crushed quarter panel make my butt look big? at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

176 You know well all be pants less by the end of Saturday night!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 07:22 PM (TdMsT)

Most people look better with their clothes on.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:24 PM (/g7XU)

177 Sort of the same way something men have done quietly and competently for time immemorial suddenly becomes astonishing and heroic when done by a woman.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 07:13 PM (/U27+)

___

Hey!! Kicking a football 18 yards is heroic and historic, H8ER!!

Posted by: College Football Media at October 04, 2021 07:24 PM (OalnH)

178 Yes. Purple drank. Codeine cough syrup and sugary beverage, one whole bottle each. Trayvon Martin's favorite.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (OssQ4)

Ok. Why call it lean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:24 PM (yOf1t)

179 Not a complete failure, they merged with the Demolition Derby
Posted by: does this crushed quarter panel make my butt look big? at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)


Then the league went all to hell when they added killing spiders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:24 PM (guGkK)

180 Watch this with volume up and try to make it to the end without LOLing.
https://tinyurl.com/2rw59e3k
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (LW36e)

The fish/Blue Monday got me.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:22 PM (47mFt)

My favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLU0J4Vw8E

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (47mFt)

181 'sounding like he's high on Lean,'

Lean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:20 PM (yOf1t)


Purple drank. AZ Iced tea, skittles & cough syrup.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (wAnMi)

182 "I made chicken parmesan today and stunk up the whole house.'

I make kimchee. I have to eat it downstairs because of the complaints. Wife hates it, I love it.

Posted by: Bosk at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (x6uUk)

183 https://tinyurl.com/fnwwubsz

Merck did not develop a vax because their research indicated recovering was better. O'Keefe caught Pfizer admitting it too. Link goes to gabtv because they will not disappear it.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (c8cE2)

184 LOL parallel parking.....

Over the weekend I see my wife parking way down the road. And I'm like huh? So I ax her, why did you park so far away, there's a spot right in front of our house. She says she didn't want to parallel. The spot in question was at least 30 feet long.

Chick man!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (OalnH)

185 The letter follows the National School Board Association's request to classify protests as "domestic terrorism."


The Party Plenum will be held at the People's Teacher Palace in Kareningrad

Posted by: do not stop clapping at October 04, 2021 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)

186 Don't speak up to your school board about their push to teach your kids CRT. Merrick Garland has instructed the FBI to tail you, jail you, and you being a domestic terrorist, keep you in jail for a long time.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 04, 2021 07:26 PM (4ZE6o)

187 Purple drank. AZ Iced tea, skittles & cough syrup.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (wAnMi)

That sounds disgusting.

In college, I once got drunk on Southern Comfort and Dr Pepper.

Never again. Not once. Sugary confection drinks are not for getting drunk. Let alone mixing a fucking opioid in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:27 PM (yOf1t)

188 SnailRacer, hogmartin and I have a tradition to uphold, don't we?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:27 PM (C5yDT)

189 I make kimchee. I have to eat it downstairs because of the complaints. Wife hates it, I love it.
Posted by: Bosk at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (x6uUk)

Hubs was upset with me for not telling him to take out the trash. He has hosed the house down with Lysol twice already.

I'm a bad girl.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:27 PM (/g7XU)

190 Ok. Why call it lean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:24 PM (yOf1t)


Probably because you need to lean on something after you drink it. Although that's too smart. Also called Sizzurp, they do rap songs about it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:27 PM (wAnMi)

191 Yes. Purple drank. Codeine cough syrup and sugary beverage, one whole bottle each. Trayvon Martin's favorite.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 07:23 PM (OssQ4)

Ok. Why call it lean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Probably because it fucks with your sense of balance.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (OCTRt)

192 Also, the Church of YD successfully excused its first parishioner from a work-required vaccine today. All things are possible in the Lord. Amen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (cTqLg)

193 An American, married to an italian, who's parents say they were from Haifa "Palestine" left my practice after 35 years because I am Jewish and a Zionist.

Moderate?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (IHyjr)

194 This is the story of the ill fated Women's Professional Parallel Parking League.

I am still the President as far as I know.

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (a4EWo)

195 Sort of the same way something men have done quietly and competently for time immemorial suddenly becomes astonishing and heroic when done by a woman.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I want chocolate chip ice cream and dill pickles and pizza and that thing, no that other thing RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Mr. Astonishing and Heroic at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)

196 And we will do all those things and DANCE!
Posted by: SnailRacer

I believe I can speak for more than a few of the Morons when I say please do not administer anti-seizure meds after viewing us 'dancing'.

"No, no - I'm fine. This is me dancing."

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (eZshs)

197 How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?
Posted by: Sharkman


Everyone remembers the second pope after Saint Peter, good old Pope Whats-his-name...

Posted by: mikeski at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (P1f+c)

198 Ok. Why call it lean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I think because it makes you either lean (sideways), want to, or feel like you are, leaning sideways. From what little research I did during the Zimmerman trial. It also makes you sound super lazy when you speak, or rap. Way moreso than alcohol or weed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (OssQ4)

199 Ok. Why call it lean?
-------------------------------
When you high, even fat chicks look skinny!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (UHVv4)

200 I'm a bad girl.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:27 PM (/g7XU)



Heh. How you doin'?

Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (guGkK)

201 Never again. Not once. Sugary confection drinks are not for getting drunk. Let alone mixing a fucking opioid in there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:27 PM (yOf1t)


I think many kids had their bad sugar booze experience, be it Boon's Farm apple wine, southern comfort or yukon jack. Now there's that hot cinnamon whiskey the name of which escapes me - but it must be awesome to be barfing alcoholic hot tamales.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (wAnMi)

202 156 so glad the grandsons are in private school

Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:30 PM (ONvIw)

203 Everyone remembers the second pope after Saint Peter, good old Pope Whats-his-name...
Posted by: mikeski at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (P1f+c)

Constantine?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:30 PM (/g7XU)

204 "I'm a bad girl."

I'm the trash taker outer. She's in charge of the lysol.

Posted by: Bosk at October 04, 2021 07:30 PM (x6uUk)

205 Watch this with volume up and try to make it to the end without LOLing.
https://tinyurl.com/2rw59e3k
Posted by: TSgt Ciz

I didn't make it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 04, 2021 07:30 PM (2oDLL)

206 Everyone remembers the second pope after Saint Peter, good old Pope Whats-his-name...
Posted by: mikeski at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (P1f+c)



Pope Shecky I

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:30 PM (guGkK)

207 How does being the second person to accomplish something "make history"?
Posted by: Sharkman

Everyone remembers the second pope after Saint Peter, good old Pope Whats-his-name...
Posted by: mikeski at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (P1f+c)

And then EVERYBODY makes a big f'n deal about the third something.

Posted by: Zombie J. Adams at October 04, 2021 07:30 PM (47mFt)

208 I think many kids had their bad sugar booze experience, be it Boon's Farm apple wine, southern comfort or yukon jack. Now there's that hot cinnamon whiskey the name of which escapes me - but it must be awesome to be barfing alcoholic hot tamales.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (wAnMi)

Fireball.

The Jim Beam version is not too bad. A lot less sweet and more whiskey-ee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 07:30 PM (yOf1t)

209 YD,
The guy that married my husband and I got one of those certificates to be a minister. He found that he really like performing ceremonies. We did have to tell him that it was unlikely that all the wedding guests would dress like pirates.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 04, 2021 07:31 PM (5HBd1)

210 I think you saw pterosaurs.
Posted by: Cicero



The wife and I heard a dinosaur screaming one night when we were walking the dogs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:31 PM (JUOKG)

211 Merck did not develop a vax because their research indicated recovering was better. O'Keefe caught Pfizer admitting it too. Link goes to gabtv because they will not disappear it.
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 04, 2021 07:25 PM (c8cE2)


Hopefully more people will soon realize we're at war.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:32 PM (wAnMi)

212 188 SnailRacer, hogmartin and I have a tradition to uphold, don't we?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:27 PM (C5yDT)


Absolutely.

LadyL, don't tell people about the traditional midnight pants drop! They'll want pics or it didn't happen and you know ixnay on the pixnay.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 04, 2021 07:32 PM (1R20R)

213 An American, married to an italian, who's parents say they were from Haifa "Palestine" left my practice after 35 years because I am Jewish and a Zionist.

Moderate?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

The Noble Native American Peoples require your services.

Posted by: Respected Elder Two-Teeth at October 04, 2021 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)

214 Everyone remembers the second pope after Saint Peter, good old Pope Whats-his-name...
Posted by: mikeski at October 04, 2021 07:29 PM (P1f+c)

---------

Pope Todd. Fuckin Pope Todd.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)

215 Boones Farm or Strawberry Hill?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:32 PM (/g7XU)

216 193 a lot of Muslims are like that

Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (ONvIw)

217 Pope Todd. Fuckin Pope Todd.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)


They figured he'd bring in the young kids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (guGkK)

218
LadyL, don't tell people about the traditional midnight pants drop! They'll want pics or it didn't happen and you know ixnay on the pixnay.
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 04, 2021 07:32 PM (1R20R)


I'm not telling ANYBODY!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (TdMsT)

219 Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland

This is an all-time best of best

Posted by: Nick Connoisseur at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

220 Fireball?

Non-alcoholics call that cinnamon, Becky.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (OCTRt)

221 I like bats.

I wonder if those Ghana bats are good eating...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

222 The production bottleneck of Inman videos has been alleviated, for now.

I was very, yeah verily concerned about the Inman shortage last week.

I spent the entire freakin' day today dealing with a dying refrigerator. Want to see how central a fridge is to your life? It's worse than seeing Bribem trying to read a complete sentence.

*nods, yep THAT bad*
**I may never recover**

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (F0YaR)

223 An American, married to an italian, who's parents say they were from Haifa "Palestine" left my practice after 35 years because I am Jewish and a Zionist.

Moderate?

Posted by: Nevergiveup


You are Jewish? I did not know that. Can I have your share of the bacon?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (JUOKG)

224 This is the story of the ill fated Women's Professional Parallel Parking League.

I am still the President as far as I know.
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (a4EWo)

Lt. Sarah Coppock enters the chat.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (47mFt)

225 124 i got a call in the middle of the day to come get my son from school and quarantine him for 10 days from exposure which was last friday.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2021 07:14 PM

Children are essentially immune from SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19. They have a worse chance of serious illness or death from seasonal influenza. Are schools also testing students for influenza and sending kids home for quarantine for positive influenza tests?

Oh wait, I forgot, this has nothing to do with health or science.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (Do5/p)

226 NGU, you can't put enough filling in to block the stupid.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (C5yDT)

227 An American, married to an italian, who's parents say they were from Haifa "Palestine" left my practice after 35 years because I am Jewish and a Zionist.

FTS. You're better off without that asshole.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 07:35 PM (2JVJo)

228 219 Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland

This is an all-time best of best
Posted by: Nick Connoisseur at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

I forgot who he was, had to google him. That man sure had a lot of teeth.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:35 PM (/g7XU)

229 BTW, the entirety of the letter I wrote to get this lady excused was as follows:

"We have various religious views with regard to the nature and role of science and government in human affairs. This vaccine mandate runs counter to them.

Thanks,
Rev. YD"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2021 07:35 PM (cTqLg)

230 Todd. Of the Karaoke Todds?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 07:35 PM (mNhhD)

231 And it doesn't help things when he talks about the TBD-1 crew that was adrift for 32 days in raft . . .

Posted by: Azjaeger



"The Raft", by Robert Trumbull.

Great story if you can find the book.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:36 PM (N1+1o)

232 I don't know what to think anymore.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Facebook will tell you what to think. That's what it's there for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 07:36 PM (RxT2p)

233 At least 11 TBD-1 Devastators still exists. At the bottom of the Coral Sea next to the wreckage of USS Lexington. 2-T-4 is one such and has credit for a torpedo hit on Shoho.

Two are at Jaluiet from Yorktown's air group. Both in the lagoon, one shallow and the other deep. One crew salvaged their flexible machine gun ready to die fighting but the other crew lost their lift raft. So the gun was chucked and both crews became POWs.

One is off the coast of Florida where it ditched on a training mission.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:36 PM (KeIhl)

234 221 I like bats.

I wonder if those Ghana bats are good eating...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 04, 2021 07:33 PM (R/m4+)


A well prepared Pekinese tastes almost as good as a Peking duck.

Posted by: Don't you sumbitches dare call me a retarded halfbreed again at October 04, 2021 07:37 PM (F0YaR)

235 Can't drink the Fireball but I'll make fudge with it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 07:38 PM (mNhhD)

236 You are Jewish? I did not know that. Can I have your share of the bacon?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (JUOKG)

I am not that kind of Jew LOL. Hands off my bacon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:38 PM (IHyjr)

237 Anna Puma

I'm in awe at your knowledge of these things. Keep it coming.
Love reading your posts.

Posted by: Bosk at October 04, 2021 07:38 PM (x6uUk)

238 Don't speak up to your school board about their push to teach your kids CRT. Merrick Garland has instructed the FBI to tail you, jail you, and you being a domestic terrorist, keep you in jail for a long time.

Going to be a lot of grieving FBI widows.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2021 07:39 PM (68WvR)

239 Lt. Sarah Coppock enters the chat.

Posted by: BurtTC




"This is too close to use the maneuvering board. Just eyeball it . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:39 PM (N1+1o)

240 GAINZ report:

I've lost about 7 pounds in 1.5 weeks after initiation of a "one-meal-per-day" plan during weekdays. Once I eliminate the frozen pizza screw-off during weekends, that should hopefully speed things up a bit. I'm looking to get another 15 pounds off this month which may actually be achievable.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 04, 2021 07:39 PM (DTX3h)

241 236 I'm that kind of Jew, have my share.

Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:39 PM (ONvIw)

242 NGU, someday you get a chance to have the deep-fried bacon at the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:39 PM (C5yDT)

243 You are Jewish? I did not know that. Can I have your share of the bacon?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (JUOKG)

I am not that kind of Jew LOL. Hands off my bacon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:38 PM


I was just trying to save you from going to heck, taking one for the team as it were.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:40 PM (JUOKG)

244 An American, married to an italian, who's parents say they were from Haifa "Palestine" left my practice after 35 years because I am Jewish and a Zionist.

FTS. You're better off without that asshole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 07:35 PM (2JVJo)

And get this: One of her Lebanese Christian Arab relatives worked for me for years, 2 muslims who she knew, and she knew I had been in Israel 30 times? And all of a sudden I am a Zionist LOL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:40 PM (IHyjr)

245 I am still the President as far as I know.
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at October 04, 2021 07:28 PM (a4EWo)


Push the big red button. C'mon man, you know you want to.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2021 07:40 PM (F0YaR)

246 I was just trying to save you from going to heck, taking one for the team as it were.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:40 PM (JUOKG)

OK, I'll trade you my bacon, for your lobster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:41 PM (IHyjr)

247 244 a change in peer group?

Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:42 PM (ONvIw)

248 NGU, you had better make that Mr Scott's brisket.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:42 PM (C5yDT)

249 How much does bacon cost in Israel?

Posted by: inquiring mind at October 04, 2021 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

250 You are Jewish? I did not know that. Can I have your share of the bacon?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:34 PM (JUOKG)

I am not that kind of Jew LOL. Hands off my bacon.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Now that got a laugh out of me!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 04, 2021 07:43 PM (2oDLL)

251 Still moving like a sloth and can't find the heating pad.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 07:43 PM (iorxD)

252 Bosk, I guess its a talent or something.

TIGHAR was going to salvage one of the Jaliuet TBDs but managed to piss off the local government.

An American was going to raise the TBD off the Florida coast until the US Navy threw their 800lb weight around to claim the wreck. So it stays in the water.

The VT-2 Devastators at the Coral Sea are far too deep for recovery. And except for Lt Cmdr Brett's T-1 all the photos I have seen show the planes with their tails snapped off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:43 PM (KeIhl)

253 Let's not lose our heads and go crazy here. Christmas is back on ONLY if you celebrate it with the Village People.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at October 04, 2021 07:43 PM (mNhhD)

254 Brand new George Floyd sculpture defaced in NYC

He took a shot to the face!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2021 07:02 PM (yrol0)

Need to drill and tap the asshole for a 1" pipe plug. Hang a little sign that reads, "Fentanyl Storage".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 07:44 PM (RxT2p)

255 251 i switched to a hot water pad

Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:44 PM (ONvIw)

256 a change in peer group?
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:42 PM (ONvIw)

Not that I know of? And I treat her kids and her mother before she died and her sisters and yada yada yada.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:44 PM (IHyjr)

257 OK, I'll trade you my bacon, for your lobster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:41 PM


Pssst...we don't have lobsters in Texas. I left Connecticut 9 years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:45 PM (JUOKG)

258 Can't drink the Fireball but I'll make fudge with it.
Posted by: JuJuBee

My neighbor always asks for Fireball mixed with Rumchata. Way too sweet for me.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:45 PM (eZshs)

259 Dalmatian is asshoe.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 04, 2021 07:45 PM (ljUPy)

260 veritastips_at_protonmail.com
at_EricSpracklen
31m

If you're wondering why Facebook and Instagram went down earlier... here's one theory...

#ExposePfizer

https://bit.ly/3mtkUYN

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 04, 2021 07:45 PM (Do5/p)

261 AoP, too funny.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 07:45 PM (iorxD)

262 Brand new George Floyd sculpture defaced in NYC

Is nothing sacred any more?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 07:46 PM (/g7XU)

263 How much does bacon cost in Israel?
Posted by: inquiring mind at October 04, 2021 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

They have it there. After all the Russians came, they have everything.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2021 07:46 PM (IHyjr)

264 Quokkacabra.
Chupacabbra.

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Cicero, Kaboom! Kid at October 04, 2021 07:46 PM (n/szn)

265 Posted by: CN

Thanks, will take one to bed. I know where it is.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 07:47 PM (iorxD)

266 Lt. Sarah Coppock enters the chat.

Posted by: BurtTC

Never served on a bridge in any capacity but - how the hell do you miss a monster cargo vessel as big as the ACX Crystal bearing down on you? Even at night?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:47 PM (eZshs)

267 I'm a bacon loving Jew, as well. Particularly the kind called "prosciutto." But mostly shrimp. I love shrimp. If I languish in the silence of the grave, so be it. The Church of YD is ecumenical in this and most other regards, anyway... Except the vaccine; the vaccine is forbidden.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2021 07:47 PM (cTqLg)

268
Truck driver shortages are getting so bad that a Texas company, Sisu Energy, is paying drivers $14K per week. That's over $650K per year.

The supply chain is fucked up big time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (Mzdiz)

269 Damned Canadians.
Just saw an ad for a CBC special on how extremist right wing radio took over American politics.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (axyOa)

270 3 more years and I'm filling my bucket list with oysters and martini's with CBD and Jack Straw and a guided tour with NGU of Israel.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (C5yDT)

271 256 sometimes a new imam makes a big difference. I had a former colleague who was as Westernized as could be, joined a new mosque and went all black hijab and long dresses.

Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (ONvIw)

272 The TBD Devastator was equipped to carry a variety of bomb loads, as well as a its usual weapon the torpedo, and used a Norden bombsite for targeting, so one assumes it could be used for high altitude bombing as well as dive-bombing.

It's unofficial nickname was the "TorPecker", which is funny, since it looked somewhat like a giant schvantz carrying a torpedo.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (N1+1o)

273 What is the big deal with parallel parking? Easy peasy.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (iorxD)

274 Tonypete, Fireball with Rumchata? Gah! That's not a drink that's dessert.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 07:51 PM (mNhhD)

275 AOP, I rely on FB for a few things, but *never* how or what to think. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

276 I picked up a nice, German made hot water bottle a few years ago. Very nice. I did knit a cover for it too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 04, 2021 07:52 PM (5HBd1)

277 Never served on a bridge in any capacity but - how the hell do you miss a monster cargo vessel as big as the ACX Crystal bearing down on you? Even at night?
Posted by: Tonypete

Like I didn't see that bitch Crystal when she stole my boyfriend in 11th grade

Posted by: Lt. Sarah Coppock at October 04, 2021 07:52 PM (QzkSJ)

278 Fireball with Rumchata? Gah! That's not a drink that's dessert.
Posted by: JuJuBee

*fistbump*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 07:52 PM (eZshs)

279 Does Garland have a stated legal rationale for going after parents speaking up at school board meetings? Who am I kidding, he doesn't need one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)

280 268 Truck driver shortages are getting so bad that a Texas company, Sisu Energy, is paying drivers $14K per week. That's over $650K per year.

The supply chain is fucked up big time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (Mzdiz)


Short of a cancer diagnosis between now and mid-November, I'll most likely be looking for a new career from my refusal to comply with Joe's injection mandate. Given that I've got zero moving violations in my 29++ year-old life, I'm not going to rule out trucking--so long as it's for a trucking company with <100 employees, I guess.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 04, 2021 07:53 PM (DTX3h)

281
12-Step Program for bacon dependence: never be more than 12 steps away from bacon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 07:53 PM (/U27+)

282 Fireball with Rumchata? Ay carumba!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

283 256 sometimes a new imam makes a big difference. I had a former colleague who was as Westernized as could be, joined a new mosque and went all black hijab and long dresses.
Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (ONvIw)


For some reason I saw that as Inman, and was thinking "Gee, he has completely the opposite affect on me."

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 07:53 PM (wAnMi)

284 I picked up a nice, German made hot water bottle a few years ago. Very nice. I did knit a cover for it too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau -

Cousin brought me one with a knitted cover. Wool

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 07:53 PM (iorxD)

285 Pssst...we don't have lobsters in Texas. I left Connecticut 9 years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at October 04, 2021 07:45 PM (JUOKG)


TX has a spiny lobster season every year. And let's not discuss the vinegar spitting land lobsters in TX. E. Warren's tribe didn't kill them all off.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2021 07:54 PM (F0YaR)

286 Here's how the libs intend to try to take everyone's guns. They know they stand no chance in the supreme court 2A case currently cued up, so Biden is going to sign a UN treaty outlawing guns, on the theory that a UN treaty outranks the Constitution.

So question: How many of those idiots do you think we'll have to kill before they decide trying to seize all the guns was a really bad idea?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 07:54 PM (geAU4)

287 276 I ordered 4 usa made ones that should be arriving soon, the ones in cvs and Walgreens all said made in China and no water over 120 degrees

Posted by: CN at October 04, 2021 07:54 PM (ONvIw)

288 BREAKING VERITAS:

at_Pfizer Scientists: 'Your Antibodies are Probably Better than the Vaccination'

'Our organization runs on COVID money.'

https://bit.ly/3mtkUYN

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 04, 2021 07:56 PM (Do5/p)

289 Truck driver shortages are getting so bad that a Texas company, Sisu Energy, is paying drivers $14K per week. That's over $650K per year.

Posted by: publius,

Huh. If I get fired for resisting the vaccine, I guess I could get a CDL. Wonder how Mr. April would feel about that.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 04, 2021 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

290
I'm just checking out Project Veritas latest video, where they get Pfizer scientists on video. One flat out says it's all about the $$$.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 07:56 PM (Mzdiz)

291 Tonypete, Fireball with Rumchata? Gah! That's not a drink that's dessert.
Posted by: JuJuBee


A shot of Fireball in a glass of Hard Apple Cider is surprisingly good.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 07:57 PM (tjZg/)

292 Never served on a bridge in any capacity but - how the hell do you miss a monster cargo vessel as big as the ACX Crystal bearing down on you? Even at night?

Posted by: Tonypete



The helmsman of the Titanic allegedly was ordered to turn one direction but steered exactly the other direction, which caused the collision. Had he turned the way he was ordered, the ship would have missed the berg.

Weird shit happens on ship bridges at night, even with experienced crews who aren't complete incompetents like LTJG Cockup. It's easy to get disoriented at night and in a high traffic area at night it is difficult to tell distances with the eyes, even using binocs. Of course, if you're a fucking imbecile who doesn't talk to your CIC when you are OOD because of bad blood between you and the CIC watch officer, "accidents" are a lot more likely.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:57 PM (N1+1o)

293 287 276 I ordered 4 usa made ones that should be arriving soon, the ones in cvs and Walgreens all said made in China and no water over 120 degrees
Posted by: CN

Geez, defeats the entire purpose.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 07:57 PM (iorxD)

294 How many of those idiots do you think we'll have to kill before they decide trying to seize all the guns was a really bad idea?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president



Just one, if chosen correctly.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:58 PM (N1+1o)

295 April, lots of not long haul routes out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:59 PM (C5yDT)

296 @225

Yeah, I'm completely serious when I say maybe you should homeschool, or find a private school you can afford.

That sounds like they're a small step away from vaccinating your kids because you're too dumb to understand how very dangerous it is for kids to be exposed to common viruses.

Scary

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 07:59 PM (AwPyG)

297 3 more years and I'm filling my bucket list with oysters and martini's with CBD and Jack Straw and a guided tour with NGU of Israel.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (C5yDT)


What's JJ? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 07:59 PM (2JVJo)

298 I'm just checking out Project Veritas latest video, where they get Pfizer scientists on video. One flat out says it's all about the $$$.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 07:56 PM

Just finished it myself. The people pushing vaccines are evil. Just plain evil. And they even admit they sent out 3000 samples for testing to figure out why the vaccines are a risk for myocarditis in young people. Admit that getting SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 and recovering from it with antibodies provides better long-term immunity than vaccines.

Admit that the "vaccine" mandates are all about giving people no choice but to get the "vaccine" in order to go about their lives.

I knew this already, but hearing it from these people is just enraging.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 04, 2021 07:59 PM (Do5/p)

299 at_Pfizer Scientists: 'Your Antibodies are Probably Better than the Vaccination'
'Our organization runs on COVID money.'
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 04, 2021 07:56 PM (Do5/p)


Also the fact that they're frantically doing tests not on the efficacy of the drug against covid, but why people are dropping dead from heart attacks.

It would sure be swell if the left finally woke up and noticed their gods are killing them.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 08:00 PM (wAnMi)

300 I ordered 4 usa made ones that should be arriving soon, the ones in cvs and Walgreens all said made in China and no water over 120 degrees
Posted by: CN

Geez, defeats the entire purpose.
Posted by: infidel

Rice bag. Heat it in the microwave. No hot water or electric cords.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 04, 2021 08:00 PM (Vxu+H)

301 Fireball with Rumchata? Ay carumba!

Posted by: qdpsteve



I read that as "Gun-Kata" and now I want to re-watch Christian Bale and Sean Bean in "Equilibrium".

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:00 PM (N1+1o)

302 Never served on a bridge in any capacity but - how the hell do you miss a monster cargo vessel as big as the ACX Crystal bearing down on you? Even at night?

Twenty-four hour sensitivity training.

Posted by: Bubba Karen-Wallace at October 04, 2021 08:01 PM (Xrfse)

303
Sources say St. Linus was the second Pope.

I liked Schecky better.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 08:01 PM (pNxlR)

304 @294

I'm pretty sure that all this emphasis on "mental health", and how easy it is to contact a counselor through websites is a ploy to use the database to seize everyone's guns.

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:01 PM (AwPyG)

305 How many of those idiots do you think we'll have to kill before they decide trying to seize all the guns was a really bad idea?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president



Just one, if chosen correctly.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:58 PM (N1+1o)

It will get messy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Fuck Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 08:01 PM (cch7k)

306 286 Here's how the libs intend to try to take everyone's guns. They know they stand no chance in the supreme court 2A case currently cued up, so Biden is going to sign a UN treaty outlawing guns, on the theory that a UN treaty outranks the Constitution.

So question: How many of those idiots do you think we'll have to kill before they decide trying to seize all the guns was a really bad idea?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 07:54 PM (geAU4)


No they have declared it a health crisis and turned it over to the CDC and their emergency powers are unlimited.

Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 08:01 PM (mbFEM)

307 295 April, lots of not long haul routes out there.
Posted by: Ben Had

Yeah, he did long haul a few years back, but was having some health problems and quit. He also hated it. But if we drove together, he'd probably be all right. Back then, it was hard to get the day routes unless you had a lot of seniority.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 04, 2021 08:01 PM (OX9vb)

308 Admit that the "vaccine" mandates are all about giving people no choice but to get the "vaccine" in order to go about their lives.

I knew this already, but hearing it from these people is just enraging.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 04, 2021 07:59 PM (Do5/p)


One guy says he's having - or might have - moral issues with it. Damn buddy. I'd say your moral compass done broke.

What's really disturbing is that what - literally thousands of Pfizer people know about this - and none of them are saying jack squat? They have to be caught? People suck.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 08:02 PM (wAnMi)

309 Rice bag. Heat it in the microwave. No hot water or electric cords.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Nice tip, but can't eat rice, so none in the house.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 08:02 PM (iorxD)

310 AOP, I rely on FB for a few things, but *never* how or what to think. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

By withholding information they don't want you to see, they are guiding your thinking, whether you know it or not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 08:03 PM (oRIBj)

311
Here's how the libs intend to try to take everyone's guns. They know they stand no chance in the supreme court 2A case currently cued up, so Biden is going to sign a UN treaty outlawing guns, on the theory that a UN treaty outranks the Constitution.


No UN anything outranks the US Constitution. But give it a try, asshats ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 08:03 PM (pNxlR)

312 @303

There were a whole bunch of popes in the first 300 years or so of the Catholic Church. Why? Because they were being put to death, one after the other. And then the next one would step up.

A time of real faith, that was truly tested.

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)

313 3 more years and I'm filling my bucket list with oysters and martini's with CBD and Jack Straw and a guided tour with NGU of Israel.
Posted by: Ben Had


That's a hell of a bucket list.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:04 PM (OCTRt)

314 How come we never get orca videos on the Cafe?

I would like some orca videos.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 04, 2021 08:04 PM (7F9te)

315 We already have laws that allow the authorities to arrest someone who makes a credible violent threat towards any other person, school board member or no. Garland is straight up targeting parents. Infuriating and scary.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:04 PM (mNhhD)

316 Sources say St. Linus was the second Pope.

Couldn't get past that whole security blanket thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2021 08:04 PM (II3Gr)

317 MP4, I have to put you and J.J. in the same venue so I can just sit back and let all that creative talent just wash over me.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:04 PM (C5yDT)

318 How many of those idiots do you think we'll have to kill before they decide trying to seize all the guns was a really bad idea?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
Just one, if chosen correctly.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 07:58 PM (N1+1o)
It will get messy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Fuck Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 08:01 PM (cch7k)


It'll take more than one. They'd consider that collateral damage. Taking one for the team. The greater good. I swear, even their own children are fair game.

And you can't just beat them. They'll heal and come right back. There's no reasoning, and no stopping them unless they're mort.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 08:05 PM (wAnMi)

319 Couldn't get past that whole security blanket thing.

Posted by: Insomniac



"Hey! That's called a cassock, asshole!"

-- Pope Linus

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:06 PM (N1+1o)

320 I stopped posting anything political on Facebook a while back out of self preservation for my mental health.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 08:06 PM (/g7XU)

321 UN treaty outlawing guns, on the theory that a UN treaty outranks the Constitution.

That wouldn't fly. It takes 2/3 of the senate to ratify a treaty. They would have to go the Iran nuclear deal route and just not call it a treaty. But then, that shoots a hole in the "supersedes the constitution" angle, unless they just declare that it does, then ban anyone who tries to say otherwise.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:06 PM (mdgQ7)

322 rickb223, ain't it though.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:07 PM (C5yDT)

323 @306

I dunno, even our gormless USSC held that the CDC could not declare a moratorium on evictions, since it's a random non-public entity, and shouldn't be dictating public policy.

I think the problem is the bad guys just need to make the noise--its like Fauci, front and center, even though he has been shown to have lied about gain of function. They just keep bleating to the dopes who aren't paying attention

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)

324
How come we never get orca videos on the Cafe?

I would like some orca videos.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


All y'all heard that, right?

https://youtu.be/B7RIWh-Vo0Y

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 08:07 PM (pNxlR)

325 I would like some orca videos.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 04, 2021 08:04 PM (7F9te)


Don't go out on a black and white paddle board.

https://youtu.be/Vaq4pHxM5P4

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 08:07 PM (wAnMi)

326 One guy says he's having - or might have - moral issues with it. Damn buddy. I'd say your moral compass done broke.
What's really disturbing is that what - literally thousands of Pfizer people know about this - and none of them are saying jack squat? They have to be caught? People suck.
Posted by: clutch cargo

This bio-war that is being waged on us exists at several levels. The first is obviously the "profit" motive, in that Pfizer, Moderna, Astra-Zeneca are making a lot of money on this, and especially top executives and stock holders.
The second is about power; and you know who I am talking about. Very powerful people want to change the world, and this biowar (Covid 19 and the Vaxxine). The power to coerce people and take away "inalienable" rights. Australia is just a few steps further down the road than we are.
The third level is cruelty. Some very powerful people hate the rest of the world, and enjoy inflicting pain. As in that saying " some men just want to watch the world burn."

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 08:08 PM (tjZg/)

327 10-minute Pfizer video here.

https://twitter.com/jakecoco/status/
1445181746933374983

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 08:08 PM (UHVv4)

328 There were a whole bunch of popes in the first 300 years or so of the Catholic Church.

------

Avignon. Ravenna. Rome. Northglenn. It's all the same.

Posted by: The Church of YD at October 04, 2021 08:08 PM (cTqLg)

329 Garland is straight up targeting parents.

They are salivating over the final destruction of the family.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2021 08:09 PM (Xrfse)

330 UN treaty outlawing guns, on the theory that a UN treaty outranks the Constitution.

That wouldn't fly. It takes 2/3 of the senate to ratify a treaty. They would have to go the Iran nuclear deal route and just not call it a treaty. But then, that shoots a hole in the "supersedes the constitution" angle, unless they just declare that it does, then ban anyone who tries to say otherwise.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Then it's open season. And UN soldiers? Operating on US soil? That's the gun behind every blade of grass scenario.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:09 PM (OCTRt)

331 The Church of YD, how can I subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:10 PM (C5yDT)

332 Fauci is Pfizers salesman of the year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:10 PM (mdgQ7)

333 @321

In the old days, a "treaty" was a binding agreement with another country, and required 2/3 Senate.

In today's crooked Congress, we can have "agreements" with the Taliban, or Mexico, or any bad actor, and no one has to vote on it at all--it's like that section of the Constitution is completely glossed over

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

334 AOP, thus why I come here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

335 And rickb223 ten rings that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:12 PM (C5yDT)

336 320 I stopped posting anything political on Facebook a while back out of self preservation for my mental health.
Posted by: ALH

Yep. I deleted my account several years ago for the same reason. My mother still asks me several times a week if I "saw on facebook where...."

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 04, 2021 08:12 PM (OX9vb)

337 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity. UGH

You know the spineless GOPes will be pushing this GWB wannabe

Posted by: Kiss my ass Milli Vanilli at October 04, 2021 08:12 PM (Tc2CN)

338 Sources say St. Linus was the second Pope.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I believe he tried to add sitting in the pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin as one of the sacraments based on sacred tradition, but as interpreted authoritatively by the magisterium of the Catholic Church, was unsuccessful.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 08:12 PM (eZshs)

339 There's been some rumblings that the 6 officials who've had to step down in Australia were bribed in the millions by Pfizer to steer policy.

I think it's believable, because Trump tweeted that the Premier lady was "in the pocket" of Pfizer, and he doesn't say stuff like that unless he's got the goods.

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:12 PM (AwPyG)

340 UN treaty outlawing guns, on the theory that a UN treaty outranks the Constitution.

That wouldn't fly. It takes 2/3 of the senate to ratify a treaty. They would have to go the Iran nuclear deal route and just not call it a treaty. But then, that shoots a hole in the "supersedes the constitution" angle, unless they just declare that it does, then ban anyone who tries to say otherwise.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Nothing outranks the Constitution. And they can't bind us to something that does.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (OCTRt)

341
See the latest from Denninger. There's a vaccine efficacy analysis from CMS data that was actually published. It shows they've been knowingly and willfully lying, saying thins their own data contradicted. And it also shows how well natural immunity works, and *holds over time*.

Second, a study looking at infection rates vs vaccination rates at the country level. And at the county level in the US.

No correlation between infection rates and vaccination rates. The only thing there is a slight *positive* trend of infection vs vaccination rates at the country level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (Mzdiz)

342
I stopped posting anything political on Facebook a while back out of self preservation for my mental health.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 08:06 PM (/g7XU)

_______

I never did to begin with, but I recently went back and deleted every post not having to do with the dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (/U27+)

343 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity.

The excitement is palatable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

344 That is a blessing of Obama. I guess the constitution does not give a specific definition of what a treaty is. Therefore, as long as they don't call it a treaty, it isn't a treaty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (mdgQ7)

345 337 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity. UGH

You know the spineless GOPes will be pushing this GWB wannabe
Posted by: Kiss my ass Milli Vanilli at October 04, 2021 08:12 PM (Tc2CN)

YGBFKM. Hmmm, have not seen that one before. (You gotta be fucking kidding me! for short.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (yOf1t)

346 Well score a win for obscure TBD trivia...

The Great Wall Hobby 1/48 TBD-1 is missing a formation light that is on the left side of the fuselage between the vertical tail and the left horizontal.

Oddly the far far older Monogram TBD does have the formation light. And I realize I can probably sell off a complete Monogram kit and still have one unbuilt in the collection.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:14 PM (KeIhl)

347 343 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity.

The excitement is palatable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

Like Jeb!- without the same daredevil feel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:14 PM (yOf1t)

348 Can you feel the Pencementum.

Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 08:15 PM (mbFEM)

349 I'd be surprised if Pence tops 1%.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 08:15 PM (kTF2Z)

350
I believe he tried to add sitting in the pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin as one of the sacraments based on sacred tradition, but as interpreted authoritatively by the magisterium of the Catholic Church, was unsuccessful.
Posted by: Tonypete


That would have been a neat trick since pumpkins were exclusively in the New World at that time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 08:15 PM (pNxlR)

351 The problem with getting the CDC involved, is that a prior CDC study found that guns are used to stop crimes 2 to 3 million times a year, so they have to overcome that finding before they can declare an epidemic.

The science is already settled.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 08:15 PM (geAU4)

352 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity. UGH

You know the spineless GOPes will be pushing this GWB wannabe
Posted by: Kiss my ass Milli Vanilli


He will get a hundred million dollars from various "organizations" that support the GOPe, and get 2 or 3 delegates in the primaries.
The Party organization is rotten and stinks and will push him on us pathetic plebes, kulaks and deplorables, but I don't think many people will vote for him.

His time is up. Please clap.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 08:15 PM (tjZg/)

353 Nothing outranks the Constitution. And they can't bind us to something that does.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:13 PM (OCTRt)


You are peddling misinformation which undermines democracy. In these uncertain times, we need the UN to step in and regulate our guns. It is public safety. It is the new normal. Shut up, racist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (mdgQ7)

354 Pence can go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (C5yDT)

355 Mike Pence embodies all the excitement and integrity of rice pudding.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (KeIhl)

356 Ill probably be willowed but need advice (advise):

Im going to a wedding and need either a proof of shot (I could do a fake) or negative test within 48 hours. (I know- I wouldn't go except its a dear freind and the restrictions are from the church, not the bride).

I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

357 Mike who?

Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (Xrfse)

358 Incredibly, GOPe establishment people still think politics as usual! Brownshirts burn cities, marxists run schools, lefties shoot Congressmen and country music fans, the FBI entraps and arrests at will, ordinary people are disappeared into the Gulag....

And Pence says anodyne words. Other Republicans talk their usual politics. Just bizarre!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 08:17 PM (axAcA)

359 >>> 349 I'd be surprised if Pence tops 1%.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 08:15 PM (kTF2Z)

He could win American Samoa!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2021 08:17 PM (ACi07)

360 357 Mike who?
Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (Xrfse)

Marty Feldman's Understudy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:17 PM (yOf1t)

361 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity.

That's going to be the wettest, sloppiest BJ Pence has had in years.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 08:17 PM (2JVJo)

362 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity.

The excitement is palatable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


You misspelled excrement.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:17 PM (OCTRt)

363 There is still time to run out and buy Power Ball tickets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:18 PM (KeIhl)

364 Bats! We have bats!!! Another frabjous day!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

365
Mike Pence embodies all the excitement and integrity of rice pudding.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (KeIhl)

__________

Plus all the skeletal fortitude.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:18 PM (/U27+)

366 {{{Ben Had}}}

Not long now.

I'm looking forward to restoring my soul.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 08:18 PM (TdMsT)

367 Pence. Lol.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:18 PM (mdgQ7)

368 Remember that commercial that ran on UK TV, at the height of the global warming hysteria, a few years ago?
Kids were in class wearing electronic collars, and when someone raised their hand to question global warming, the teacher pressed a button and the kid's head blew up. (I'm not making this up; this was on regular TV)

Fast forward to the left being so, so very desperate to inject everyone with something that doesn't seem to have much to do with the virus. There have long been crazy rumors that the vaccine would compel obedience in a similar way. Doesn't seem quite so crazy, lately.

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (AwPyG)

369 I never had a Facebook account, but my dog Abby does. I did it because I read that FB was going to crack down on false accounts, and my kids wanted me to get a FB account, so Abby got one. She was very sad today to think she had been hacked. She had me check all of her accounts to make sure she was ok.

Posted by: megthered at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (vvWGB)

370 As much as I would like a anti-aircraft gun, shooting 100 people begging for their lives to get one is no bargain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (yOf1t)

371 Let's go Mike Pence!

Back to Indiana and rightly earned obscurity.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (mNhhD)

372 He could win American Samoa!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


American Samoa to some

Pago-Pago to others.

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was..

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (tjZg/)

373 I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?
Posted by: LASue

There's a home test - just dip it in saline solution or something

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (YZG/i)

374
Do not go to Africa.
Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 07:15 PM (mbFEM)


I could have told you to stay away from Cote d'Ivoire and the closed I've ever been is Miami.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (KbLYZ)

375 Im going to a wedding and need either a proof of shot (I could do a fake) or negative test within 48 hours. (I know- I wouldn't go except its a dear freind and the restrictions are from the church, not the bride).

I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?
Posted by: LASue


Binax test is nose but only goes up 3/4 of an inch. Done at home. 15 minute result.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (OCTRt)

376 He seriously thinks he has a chance? I would walk across hot coals to not vote for Mike Pence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (mdgQ7)

377 It ain't a matter of arcumpence that's gonna justify your soul.
Just don't try to lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock and roll.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (taPSh)

378 Ladyl, Soon, dearheart.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (C5yDT)

379 If you're wondering why Facebook and Instagram went down earlier... here's one theory...

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit

Hm. Did you scroll down on that a little and see the tweet from anonymous?

"Child pornography is not a little card game Mark, solve it or we solve it like this"


Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

380 Let's go Mike Pence!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - get vaxxed so you can be 50% protected for two months at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (x7OL5)

381 Artemis

That was part of the premise of Battle Royale, Japanese high school kids wake up to find collars about their necks and they have to fight each other. And in certain conditions well the collar will explode decapitating the student.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (KeIhl)

382 Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

Easy do at home test. They fedex it to you, take the test, and fedex it back. They give tou results in about a day.

https://tinyurl.com/5a5d9vur

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 08:21 PM (axAcA)

383 Pence, brain dead and tone deaf.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:21 PM (C5yDT)

384 then ban anyone who tries to say otherwise.


There is this problem with banning bullets during their trajectory phase. Oddly, bullets in flight appear to have a veto power over social credit banning.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (geAU4)

385 @356

I'd send my regrets. That's what I don't get about people "faking" a passport--you're playing into their narrative.

Just say no, sorry. I've had to do it more than once, in the past year.

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (AwPyG)

386 378 Ladyl, Soon, dearheart.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (C5yDT)

There are times when it feels like some of us are in a Jane Austen novel while the rest of us are commenting on boobs and guns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (yOf1t)

387 Binax test is nose but only goes up 3/4 of an inch. Done at home. 15 minute result.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (OCTRt)

You could also swab the cat's ass. But be quick about it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (oRIBj)

388 I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)


There's a saliva test, but as far as I know, it takes at least 24 hours. You could probably do a search for labs in your area - the labs that do all kinds of blood workups - not just CVS would probably be your best bet. Where I'm at in the bay area, Quest Diagnostics would be where I'd go.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (wAnMi)

389 That would have been a neat trick since pumpkins were exclusively in the New World at that time.
Posted by: Krebs

Hey he was a Pope!
It was a miracle I tell you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (2oDLL)

390 Marburg will be the next pandemic. Book it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

391 Pence, brain dead and tone deaf.

Perfect running mate for Mittels Rombley, the boneless pork rectum

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (KeIhl)

392 Sharkman

Surface tracking guy in CIC puts the data on the NTDS. Which has a bridge console. Gets around the CICWO and the OOD animosity.

They screwed up in a number of ways. With controllable-pitch props, and assuming split plant, not trail shaft ops, they had the maneuverability to avoid collision. My term for it is they lost the bubble. Not focused on keeping the dots on the radar screen from getting to the center.

Heck, I've done all this at night with maneuvering board.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

393
Will they accept at home, do it yourself tests, or do they require an "official" test?

Me, if I were trying to keep the Coof out of an event, I'd require a negative test from everybody, vaxxed or not. With the exception of proof of natural immunity (N-antibodies, or T-cell recognition test).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:23 PM (Mzdiz)

394 It just goes to show that the GOPe still thinks the base will vote for anyone, as long as they have the R.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:23 PM (mdgQ7)

395 Ebola Reston

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:23 PM (KeIhl)

396 LASue: My neighbor and her husband did the butt swab at home and mailed it in.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at October 04, 2021 08:24 PM (ar5RP)

397 143 DeSantis is running Florida, has three small children, and now a spouse with cancer. Does this guarantee he doesn't run for preezy in 2024? Got a lot on his plate.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 07:18 PM (mNhhD)

Cancer sucks. My wife has been fighting with breast cancer for more than a decade (most of that time, metastatically). She's now on her 4th or 5th chemo drug as the previous ones lost their efficacy.
Prayers for the first lady of Florida.

Upside of the first time she lost her hair? It grew back with a beautiful wave, no hair salon necessary. Second time it was an afro (I called it her Chin-fro).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:24 PM (ynpvh)

398 I'm personally looking forward to working with Pres. Pence on what the nation needs, the number one priority, another tax cut plan.

Posted by: Sen. Mitch McConnell at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (4thlk)

399 https://tinyurl.com/5a5d9vur
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I've used this one. Seems Insurance covered it.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (iorxD)

400 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Are you the Horde's Beau Brummell? Will we need fainting couches in our Regency sagas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

401 Mike Pence, all the excitement of Jeb Bush combined with the charisma of Bob Dole.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (geAU4)

402 268 Truck driver shortages are getting so bad that a Texas company, Sisu Energy, is paying drivers $14K per week. That's over $650K per year.

The supply chain is fucked up big time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 07:48 PM (Mzdiz)

Short of a cancer diagnosis between now and mid-November, I'll most likely be looking for a new career from my refusal to comply with Joe's injection mandate. Given that I've got zero moving violations in my 29++ year-old life, I'm not going to rule out trucking--so long as it's for a trucking company with
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Very high turnover rate. They love to advertise large salaries, but then the contract will say you must work for an X amount of time or you have to pay back the extra money from inflated bonuses and salaries. The companies can and do let people go before that time period. That and for other reasons, many companies are not good companies to work for... there are some tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (45oaH)

403 390 Marburg will be the next pandemic. Book it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

The hemorrhagic fevers are a bit more actually dangerous and harder not to start a stampeding panic.

Not useful to them unless they want to get on with actually reducing the population by 90%- and even then I am not sure any of them would be useful for that purpose. Too short an incubation, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (yOf1t)

404 Okay, what's Mike Pence's campaign slogan.

Build Backstab Better

In like General Flynn

Not Trump That's Enough Right?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (mNhhD)

405 Aetius, the saga of how greybox aquaintences become real life friends.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (C5yDT)

406 362 Mike Pence kicking off his 2024 campaign on Hannity.

The excitement is palatable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


You misspelled excrement.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:17 PM (OCTRt)

I see about as much excitement coming as there was for Jeb!!!

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 08:26 PM (Kab4E)

407 398 I'm personally looking forward to working with Pres. Pence on what the nation needs, the number one priority, another tax cut plan.

Posted by: Sen. Mitch McConnell at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (4thlk)

2024--Kumala Harris wins by Landslide!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

408 It's disturbing, like, how many of those like Pfizer scientists like, say like constantly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - get vaxxed so you can be 50% protected for two months at October 04, 2021 08:26 PM (x7OL5)

409 I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?
Posted by: LASue
Binax test is nose but only goes up 3/4 of an inch. Done at home. 15 minute result.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:20 PM (OCTRt)


I did a nasal thing a month or so back - one of the 15 minute tests. It wasn't bad at all. What sucked was 1) $135 and 2) I got a false positive that kept me from getting on a plane and traveling to a show I'd been planning for 2 years.

I wouldn't have done it at all if a friend didn't have a "breakthrough" case, and I was in the car with him for an afternoon - the ones all his sick kids drive around in. So last thing I wanted to do was travel and get sick, or get other people sick. Shoulda just ignored it all.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 08:26 PM (wAnMi)

410 Pence has about as much of chance of winning the GOP nomination as a bottle of bourbon surviving a MoMe

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2021 08:26 PM (68WvR)

411 401 Mike Pence, all the excitement of Jeb Bush combined with the charisma of Bob Dole.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (geAU4)

I remember the '96 convention when Lizzy Dole was giving her speech wondering....why wasnt she nominated again?

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 08:27 PM (Kab4E)

412 401 Mike Pence, all the excitement of Jeb Bush combined with the charisma of Bob Dole.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (geAU4)

LOL. At least he doesn't refer to himself in the third person.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:27 PM (ynpvh)

413 405 Aetius, the saga of how greybox aquaintences become real life friends.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (C5yDT)

Just teasing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:27 PM (yOf1t)

414 Serious question. Wouldn't it make you think twice being required to "show your papers" to attend a wedding?

Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman at October 04, 2021 08:27 PM (Xrfse)

415 Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

Easy do at home test. They fedex it to you, take the test, and fedex it back. They give tou results in about a day.

https://tinyurl.com/5a5d9vur
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 08:21 PM (axAcA)


thank you.

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

416 410 Pence has about as much of chance of winning the GOP nomination as a bottle of bourbon surviving a MoMe

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2021 08:26 PM (68WvR)

Thats why I plan on bringing the Irish Whisky.

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 08:27 PM (Kab4E)

417 I guess we can see from the 6 hours of hell that FB is too big to fail. People damn near started thinking for themselves! We need a $10 Trillion FB security package passed tonight! No time to waste!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (mdgQ7)

418 >>> 385 @356

I'd send my regrets. That's what I don't get about people "faking" a passport--you're playing into their narrative.

Just say no, sorry. I've had to do it more than once, in the past year.
Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:22 PM (AwPyG)

You are more kind than I am.

If it were me, and depending on the friend, I *might* get an antibody test.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (ACi07)

419 401 Mike Pence, all the excitement of Jeb Bush combined with the charisma of Bob Dole.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (geAU4)

Like a bottle of whiskey poured on a grave by an Irishman; filtered through his kidney first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (ynpvh)

420 I imagine promises were made to Pence, as part of the let's-take-down-Trump deal.

He has no support from the base, but all that sweet sweet campaign cash will serve as a reward, even if he doesn't get 1%

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (AwPyG)

421 With the exception of proof of natural immunity (N-antibodies, or T-cell recognition test).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:23 PM (Mzdiz)

Or the exception of the Good Word, my main man... Whatever your particular beliefs may be, all are welcome! Except for vaxxed people, if they haven't renounced their sinful ways, of course.

Posted by: The Church of YD at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (cTqLg)

422 The hemorrhagic fevers are a bit more actually dangerous and harder not to start a stampeding panic.

Not useful to them unless they want to get on with actually reducing the population by 90%- and even then I am not sure any of them would be useful for that purpose. Too short an incubation, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They are also much harder to fake.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (OCTRt)

423
Have there been any companies of 100+ employees that have said until there are officially promulgated detailed regulations, they aren't going to do jack?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (/U27+)

424 HEY! NOT TOO MUCH LIP!!

Posted by: Gulag Garland at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (OaZlZ)

425 I imagine promises were made to Pence, as part of the let's-take-down-Trump deal.

I fear he didn't require any persuasion or payoff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (KZzsI)

426 416 410 Pence has about as much of chance of winning the GOP nomination as a bottle of bourbon surviving a MoMe

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2021 08:26 PM (68WvR)

Thats why I plan on bringing the Irish Whisky.

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 08:27 PM (Kab4E)

Dammit, comment was meant for this post!
Like a bottle of whiskey poured on a grave by an Irishman; filtered through his kidney first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

427 Not exactly the words I remember, but a tribute to a plane I've flown on several times:

Hmm, Pixy claims it's spam. Well, just search "In fifty-one they tried to ground the noble DC-3"

Fun song, and the DC-2 1/2 really existed.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (JJatH)

428 Nothing says national emergency more than seeing the President bleed out live on TV.

That's Ebola for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (KeIhl)

429 422 The hemorrhagic fevers are a bit more actually dangerous and harder not to start a stampeding panic.

Not useful to them unless they want to get on with actually reducing the population by 90%- and even then I am not sure any of them would be useful for that purpose. Too short an incubation, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They are also much harder to fake.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (OCTRt)

Yup. Hard to get the bleeding from all the orifices and think it's something else.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:30 PM (ynpvh)

430 They are also much harder to fake.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:28 PM (OCTRt)

Plus, no commonality of symptoms. Hard to ask 'do you have blood shooting from every mucus membrane and oriface? No? Then you do not have Ebola, Marburg or that other one... Hanta Virus(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:30 PM (yOf1t)

431 Okay, what's Mike Pence's campaign slogan.

"I'll Lose Gracefully"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:30 PM (KZzsI)

432 Pence high-fiving Pelosi during the Biden steal. Every other candidate should just show that clip over and over again in their ads.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:30 PM (mNhhD)

433 Dammit, comment was meant for this post!
Like a bottle of whiskey poured on a grave by an Irishman; filtered through his kidney first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

Lol. Until I had Green Spot, the only way I drank Irish Whisky was as fast as I could swallow the shot.

Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 08:30 PM (Kab4E)

434 428 Nothing says national emergency more than seeing the President bleed out live on TV.

That's Ebola for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (KeIhl)

Joe would think he'd had another blood vessel rupture in his eye and his pants? That's normal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:30 PM (ynpvh)

435 Aetius, the saga of how greybox aquaintences become real life friends.
Posted by: Ben Had

Make some friends, or spend a night in the greybox.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 08:31 PM (tjZg/)

436 @414

Exactly. Do not comply, people, and no excuses about "but I love my job/church/club/friend."
You don't love them more that freedom

Do not comply, because the more you comply, the more they will demand. They're just getting warmed up

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:31 PM (AwPyG)

437 Pence is going to announce his Build Back Better plan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:31 PM (mdgQ7)

438 431 Okay, what's Mike Pence's campaign slogan.

"I'll Lose Gracefully"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:30 PM (KZzsI)

No Mean Tweets!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:31 PM (ynpvh)

439 428 Nothing says national emergency more than seeing the President bleed out live on TV.

That's Ebola for you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 08:29 PM (KeIhl)

If by 'Ebola' you mean 'Advisors who shoot him up with enough Pervitin to make a finnish man run a wilderness marathon and lose 90 lbs.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:32 PM (yOf1t)

440 What is with Democrats? In the last two elections they ran geriatric stroke victims who had a hard time walking across a room. Kamala at least isn't a fossil, she's just despised by literally everyone on earth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

441 I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?

I had to do it today. Not fun but I've been through much worse.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 08:32 PM (nxdel)

442 Serious question. Wouldn't it make you think twice being required to "show your papers" to attend a wedding?
Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman at October 04, 2

Yes, if this were imposed by the bride or even if she had known about it when she chose venues I'd think twice. But the restrictions are being imposed by the church and reception venue and the wedding is in 2 weeks (after 52 weeks of planning) so she can't move. California sucks.

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

443 440 What is with Democrats? In the last two elections they ran geriatric stroke victims who had a hard time walking across a room. Kamala at least isn't a fossil, she's just despised by literally everyone on earth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

Bag o' bones and bag for boners.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

444 441 I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?

I had to do it today. Not fun but I've been through much worse.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 08:32 PM (nxdel)

The chinese like probing up the ass. I'd rather avoid that myself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

445 Be careful. Cats get coronaviruses too.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)

446 Bunch of pussies whining about Marburg and Ebola. So you throw up your stomach lining. How bad can it be?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (mNhhD)

447 I'm personally looking forward to working with Pres. Pence on what the nation needs, the number one priority, another tax cut plan.
Posted by: Sen. Mitch McConnell at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (4thlk)

-----------

Dammit Mitch, get your head out of your ass! The number one priority is increasing H1b visas!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (kTF2Z)

448
What is with Democrats? In the last two elections they ran geriatric stroke victims who had a hard time walking across a room. Kamala at least isn't a fossil, she's just despised by literally everyone on earth
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

___________

Democrats lost some 1000 legislative seats under the political genius of Obama. Hard to build a bench with no wood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (/U27+)

449 Pence has about as much of chance of winning the GOP nomination as a bottle of bourbon surviving a MoMe

LOL!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (nxdel)

450 446 Bunch of pussies whining about Marburg and Ebola. So you throw up your stomach lining. How bad can it be?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (mNhhD)

Not so bad until you do like a sea cucumber, shit out your innards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

451 The problem the GOP has in 2024 is their bench. You have two people, Trump and DeSantis. That's it. The elected GOP politicians gunning for the White House have had five years almost to tap into the Trump populist mindset and nobody but DeSantis even tried.
The stupid party.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2021 08:35 PM (4thlk)

452 >>> 445 Be careful. Cats get coronaviruses too.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)

We'll protect you from any possibly infected animals, mate.

Posted by: Aussie Cops at October 04, 2021 08:35 PM (ACi07)

453 I had to do it today. Not fun but I've been through much worse.

I think women are a lot more philosophical about that kind of thing what with regular gyno checkups and boob smashing scans. Guys don't have to deal with that crap until doc decides its time for the rubber glove and up your pooper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:35 PM (KZzsI)

454 446 Bunch of pussies whining about Marburg and Ebola. So you throw up your stomach lining. How bad can it be?
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (mNhhD)

Drown in your own liquifying organs?

Any good scotch'll do thot!

Posted by: Scotty at October 04, 2021 08:35 PM (yOf1t)

455 447 I'm personally looking forward to working with Pres. Pence on what the nation needs, the number one priority, another tax cut plan.
Posted by: Sen. Mitch McConnell at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (4thlk)

-----------

Dammit Mitch, get your head out of your ass! The number one priority is increasing H1b visas!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (kTF2Z)

See, Biden cuts the red tape; just let them in illegally, no need for H1B visas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:35 PM (ynpvh)

456 452 >>> 445 Be careful. Cats get coronaviruses too.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)

We'll protect you from any possibly infected animals, mate.

Posted by: Aussie Cops at October 04, 2021 08:35 PM (ACi07)

And dogs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:36 PM (ynpvh)

457 Mike Pence couldn't beat a fly in the debate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:36 PM (mdgQ7)

458 I don't want to do the nose/ brain thing; is there a cheek swap or something similar that works?
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)


I got the 20 minute nose test a few weeks ago, it really wasn't a big deal. I'm pretty sure my, ahem, regular mining expeditions in the region go deeper than the swab does.

Waiting around to get it, on the other hand, was a monumental pain in the ass. Apparently the insurance paperwork is really slowing things down. One of those "if they were serious, someone would do something about it" problems.

Posted by: CppThis at October 04, 2021 08:36 PM (UewuT)

459
Well, looky here. First cruise ship out of NYC since the Panicdemic began. Everyone had to be fully vaxxed of course, to board. Well, guess what?

https://tinyurl.com/9ebd8dtr

At least 5 people got duh Coof...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:37 PM (Mzdiz)

460 453 I had to do it today. Not fun but I've been through much worse.

I think women are a lot more philosophical about that kind of thing what with regular gyno checkups and boob smashing scans. Guys don't have to deal with that crap until doc decides its time for the rubber glove and up your pooper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:35 PM (KZzsI)
You should try the wonders of cystoscopy...they're even less fun. For us guys, the path is a bit longer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

461 All of these unvaxxed cats are driving the pandemic! Lockdown until every cat on the planet is vaccinated!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:37 PM (mdgQ7)

462 457 Mike Pence couldn't beat a fly in the debate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:36 PM (mdgQ7)

That's because the fly was spot-on.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:38 PM (ynpvh)

463 who here owns a boat, hands? Yeah. How expensive is that bastard to maintain even when you're not out on the water?

Imagine how much it takes to keep a cruise ship the size of a Somalian city maintained for over a year doing nothing.

How the hell are these guys still in business??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:38 PM (KZzsI)

464 459
Well, looky here. First cruise ship out of NYC since the Panicdemic began. Everyone had to be fully vaxxed of course, to board. Well, guess what?

https://tinyurl.com/9ebd8dtr

At least 5 people got duh Coof...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:37 PM (Mzdiz)

Heh, much harder to tell who has it if they're now silent carriers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:39 PM (ynpvh)

465 Trump/Fly 2024

Posted by: CppThis at October 04, 2021 08:39 PM (UewuT)

466 lmao at the Hong Kong dad getting in the face of a Black youth asking him if he speaks English, telling him to go back to his own country, and telling him to fight him because he isn't scared of him.
This man does not relax.
lolololol skull emoji.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SimDisrespecter/
status/1444864721866280963

@SimDisrespecter
The future of America is fantastic and I cannot wait.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 04, 2021 08:39 PM (45oaH)

467
A CDC bulletin declares that red meat and F-150's can spread Covid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (/U27+)

468 That runaway car vid is going to trigger my ex-truck driver no brakes! nightmares. Haven't had one of those in a couple years.

Posted by: george at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (Y++6d)

469 463 who here owns a boat, hands? Yeah. How expensive is that bastard to maintain even when you're not out on the water?

Imagine how much it takes to keep a cruise ship the size of a Somalian city maintained for over a year doing nothing.

How the hell are these guys still in business??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:38 PM (KZzsI)

Didn't they get $$$ from Uncle Sugar?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (ynpvh)

470 Here is something else to ponder.

Has Rachel Carson's book killed more people than Mao?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (KeIhl)

I heard an estimate decades ago that the likely toll of banning DDT was on the order of millions every year in the third world

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (eoQWY)

471 The problem the GOP has in 2024 is their bench. You have two people, Trump and DeSantis. That's it. The elected GOP politicians gunning for the White House have had five years almost to tap into the Trump populist mindset and nobody but DeSantis even tried.
The stupid party.
Posted by: lowandslow



Because they don't want to win/lead. Much easier to be the oppo party.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (OCTRt)

472 Well, looky here. First cruise ship out of NYC since the Panicdemic began. Everyone had to be fully vaxxed of course, to board. Well, guess what?

https://tinyurl.com/9ebd8dtr

At least 5 people got duh Coof...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

They ghey cake eaters. lmao.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 04, 2021 08:41 PM (45oaH)

473 All of these unvaxxed cats are driving the pandemic! Lockdown until every cat on the planet is vaccinated!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:37 PM (mdgQ7)

They started out saying that cats were at risk of COVID. THat died out soon.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2021 08:41 PM (eoQWY)

474 The gop needs to die.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 08:41 PM (mdgQ7)

475 Salty Dog, an article I read on the collision said that the OOD was intentionally ignoring CIC because "they'd given her bad info before", so the screen on the bridge she could a used so get info she needed went unheeded.

There were a multiplicity of errors as you mention. There always are in accidents like these. And hindsight is 20/20 of course. It helps to keep a person out of trouble if they aren't a Dumbass. Which the OOD was.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:42 PM (N1+1o)

476 467
A CDC bulletin declares that red meat and F-150's can spread Covid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (/U27+)

That makes sense. ANTIFA and BLM "rallies" didn't, but Trump rallies were said to.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

477 who here owns a boat, hands? Yeah. How expensive is that bastard to maintain even when you're not out on the water?


Two happiest days in a boat owner's life? The day he buys the boat and the day he sells it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:42 PM (OCTRt)

478 Be careful. Cats get coronaviruses too.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)


True, but they die when treated with mRNA.

APPLES TO ORANGES MAN

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 08:43 PM (KbLYZ)

479 >>> 470 Here is something else to ponder.

Has Rachel Carson's book killed more people than Mao?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 07:17 PM (KeIhl)

I heard an estimate decades ago that the likely toll of banning DDT was on the order of millions every year in the third world
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (eoQWY)

Isn't she great?

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at October 04, 2021 08:43 PM (ACi07)

480 I doubt Trump or DeSantis when nominated will get any help from the GOPe in 2024. More likely GOPe will fight them tooth and nail. Gonna be ugly.

Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 08:43 PM (L2a8p)

481 Hey, publius, do you have a link to the study you mentioned that was on Denninger's site?

His site is such an unreadable mess, format-wise, that I can't find it.

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:44 PM (N1+1o)

482 449 Pence has about as much of chance of winning the GOP nomination as a bottle of bourbon surviving a MoMe

LOL!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 08:34 PM (nxdel)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 08:44 PM (TdMsT)

483 A boat is a hole in the water into which one pours money.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 08:44 PM (iorxD)

484 A CDC bulletin declares that red meat and F-150's can spread Covid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (/U27+)

That makes sense. ANTIFA and BLM "rallies" didn't, but Trump rallies were said to.
Posted by: jim


Red meat/F-150's as spreaders, aka Testosterone.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:44 PM (OCTRt)

485 The problem the GOP has in 2024 is their bench. You have two people, Trump and DeSantis. That's it.

They have a bunch of other guys, they're just a lot less savory for us than those two. Walker, Perry, Cruz, etc. Remember 2016 how amazed we were at the depth of talent? Yes, they've all let us down, but so did Trump in some ways. No, none of the rest are as solid and good, but they are all pretty good.

Look at the Dems. Their bench is Buttgag and that freak from Texas. Kamala was their best option for VP, they picked Joe Freaking BIDEN as their front runner. That's the best they can dredge up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:45 PM (KZzsI)

486 Guess I will limp to bed and fill the hot water bottle. Night.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 08:45 PM (iorxD)

487 The problem the GOP has in 2024 is their bench. You have two people, Trump and DeSantis. That's it. The elected GOP politicians gunning for the White House have had five years almost to tap into the Trump populist mindset and nobody but DeSantis even tried.
The stupid party.
Posted by: lowandslow

Because they don't want to win/lead. Much easier to be the oppo party.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (OCTRt)

There are other accomplished GOP governors and state legislatures that are following in Trumps footsteps but the media rarely covers them because they're:

1. From small population states
2. Not photogenic
3. No national media coverage unless something bad happens

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2021 08:45 PM (68WvR)

488 >>> 467
A CDC bulletin declares that red meat and F-150's can spread Covid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (/U27+)

So I should look for an F-250. Bonus, it will make scoldilocks cry.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2021 08:45 PM (ACi07)

489 Heh, much harder to tell who has it if they're now silent carriers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:39 PM (ynpvh)

Good reason for LA Sue not to go to that wedding. A church full of vaccinated superspreaders is not good place to be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 08:46 PM (oRIBj)

490 Sharkman

I read the JAGMAM investigation. YIKES!!!

I'd be an OOD God compared with those wankers. And there were plenty of better ship drivers than me back in the day.

That statement shows how ignorant she was. The CICWO has nothing to do with the NTDS.

She got a tattoo to remind herself of her failure as OOD. Shaking my head.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

491 488 >>> 467
A CDC bulletin declares that red meat and F-150's can spread Covid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 08:40 PM (/U27+)

So I should look for an F-250. Bonus, it will make scoldilocks cry.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2021 08:45 PM (ACi07)

That spreads COVID 1 2/3x more than the F150.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:46 PM (ynpvh)

492 If DeSantis is serious about supporting his wife while she's battling cancer I don't see how he runs in 2024.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:46 PM (mNhhD)

493 Just docking one of those cruise monstrosities costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a week. There's no way they can just sit on that and survive, cruise ships haven't earned so much money the have this gigantic vault to pay for doing no business for 20 months.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

494 I heard an estimate decades ago that the likely toll of banning DDT was on the order of millions every year in the third world

Posted by: Oldcat



I think malaria deaths are about 2 million a year.

So, yeah, a lot more than Stalin, but probably fewer than Mao.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:47 PM (N1+1o)

495 Heck, I've done all this at night with maneuvering board.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:23 PM


Next, you're going to tell us the triangles from your sextant reading reductions were only 300 yards a side.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)

496 492 If DeSantis is serious about supporting his wife while she's battling cancer I don't see how he runs in 2024.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:46 PM (mNhhD)

A lot more therapies out there these days. It depends on the type of breast cancer; estrogen/progestrone positive or negative? HER-2 positive or negative? How aggressive?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

497 Would there be interest in a AoS posting on that, and focusing on the real hero of that collision?

Been thinking of doing it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

498 At least 5 people got duh Coof...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:37 PM (Mzdiz)

I am sure somehow this is the fault of the unvaxxed and can be used to push communism...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:49 PM (yOf1t)

499 Just docking one of those cruise monstrosities costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a week. There's no way they can just sit on that and survive, cruise ships haven't earned so much money the have this gigantic vault to pay for doing no business for 20 months.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe they have good business interruption insurance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 08:49 PM (oRIBj)

500 494 I heard an estimate decades ago that the likely toll of banning DDT was on the order of millions every year in the third world

Posted by: Oldcat

I think malaria deaths are about 2 million a year.
So, yeah, a lot more than Stalin, but probably fewer than Mao.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:47 PM (N1+1o)

If Mao killed (or caused to die) over 100M, Rachael Carson has a few more decades to go to catch up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

501 Duncanthrax

Nyah. But bearing drift and range helps sort out who are the problem children. Unless is is a Busan Fishing Fleet covering the sea in front of you. That was a long watch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

502 I don't really want DeSantis to run for president, or Trump. Its pointless for one thing, and for another, how can you really do your job as governor if you're out campaigning? And Trump will be too old. Yes, he's really vital still but guys like him with great health tend to suddenly crater at old age. And dammit enough of the march of the ancient ones, its ridiculous. The US is starting to look like late 80s Politburo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:50 PM (KZzsI)

503 California sucks

They called it Paradise...

Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman at October 04, 2021 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

504 503 California sucks

They called it Paradise...

Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman at October 04, 2021 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

Yeah, I'm living the dream. /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:51 PM (ynpvh)

505 Maybe they have good business interruption insurance?

Somebody is taking a serious bath, whoever it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:51 PM (KZzsI)

506 She got a tattoo to remind herself of her failure as OOD. Shaking my head.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


She pled guilty to dereliction of duty, admitted responsibility in her court martial, and was sentenced to . . . 3 months reduced pay and a letter of reprimand in her service record.

Well, thank God the Navy handled that in a strict and forceful manner! At least she'll never make Admiral. That should assuage the pain suffered by the 7 dead sailors and their survivors.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:51 PM (N1+1o)

507 >>that was on Denninger's site?

https://tinyurl.com/4swszssm

Denninger runs his shit on his own hardware for the most part. There are several front ends to get into it. Best way is the forum entry, and not the "blog entry", where everything will look a mess.

You can't see everything unless you're a member of the forum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:51 PM (Mzdiz)

508 If Mao killed (or caused to die) over 100M, Rachael Carson has a few more decades to go to catch up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, but malaria has been around a very, very long time. Hell, the Julius Caesar started a project to try to drain swamps around Rome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:52 PM (yOf1t)

509 They called it Paradise...

Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman


"Kiss it goodbye . . ."

-- Don Henley.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:52 PM (N1+1o)

510 >>>The 27-year-old was in first place when officials called the race at Talladega Superspeedway because of rain.


Vince McMahon made the call

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 04, 2021 08:52 PM (xPl2J)

511 455 447 I'm personally looking forward to working with Pres. Pence on what the nation needs, the number one priority, another tax cut plan.

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what the country needs is Eisenhower's Operation Wetback, teh Somali edition

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 04, 2021 08:52 PM (ZZK0E)

512 Wrecking a ship in a really stupid manner should end your career, period. I can see things happening in a storm or by accident but turning your ship into another gigantic one is Captain Queeg In A Storm level incompetence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

513 FART tubing is the aive of the fucture...

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 04, 2021 08:53 PM (6QJnV)

514 368 Remember that commercial that ran on UK TV, at the height of the global warming hysteria, a few years ago?
Kids were in class wearing electronic collars, and when someone raised their hand to question global warming, the teacher pressed a button and the kid's head blew up. (I'm not making this up; this was on regular TV)

Posted by: artemis at October 04, 2021 08:19 PM (AwPyG

That was part of a series of global warming ads featuring well known actors. IIRC, the teacher in this one was Gillian Anderson (Scully from X-Files)

Posted by: Fox2 at October 04, 2021 08:53 PM (nBito)

515 I am sure somehow this is the fault of the unvaxxed and can be used to push communism...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:49 PM (yOf1t)


Everything is used to push communism. I am waiting for the argument "if we don't do socialism here and now, we will wind up like Cambodia under Pol Pot within four years"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 08:53 PM (KbLYZ)

516 If Trump or DeSantis don't run, the nominee will be a GOPe stooge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 08:54 PM (kTF2Z)

517 Jim, yeah I'm not familiar with breast cancer treatments (pancreatic, lung, liver, brain for my family) but I assumed it would be several years' duration for her treatment. Seemed kind of ominous when DeSantis said his wife would never never never give up, as if she got diagnosed late and/or it's already a bleak scenario. I think he would've said something like, they caught it early, we're very optimistic, if that was the case. I'm probably reading too much into his statement.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 08:54 PM (mNhhD)

518 "A boat is a hole in the water into which a man throws money."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:54 PM (N1+1o)

519 Because they don't want to win/lead. Much easier to be the oppo party.

The Washington Generals have got the soft gig, the Globetrotters have to do all the work. None of the players with the Generals want to be Globetrotters.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 08:54 PM (2fde6)

520 Everything is used to push communism. I am waiting for the argument "if we don't do socialism here and now, we will wind up like Cambodia under Pol Pot within four years"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 08:53 PM (KbLYZ)

Then we can do it in only TWO years!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:54 PM (yOf1t)

521 The problem the GOP has in 2024 is their bench. You have two people, Trump and DeSantis. That's it.

--

well, the GOP has let the left use lawfare and media manipulation to kill off our seedcorn of new talent.

The GOP sure lets the left get away with a lot of bullshit.

Now Garland is calling people who protest CRT at school boards domestic Tangos

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 04, 2021 08:54 PM (ZZK0E)

522 Nyah. But bearing drift and range helps sort out who are the problem children. Unless is is a Busan Fishing Fleet covering the sea in front of you. That was a long watch.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:50 PM


"Make your depth 400 ft." significantly lessens such difficulties.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 08:55 PM (a3Q+t)

523 Sharkman

Sigh. When I had Mast Authority as a LT, I let the UCMJ do my talking for me. Sent one guy who missed ship's movement (From Subic, for reasons) to One Month in Correctional Custody, under the Marines at Subic.

Later had to bust him. Sigh. Three Days Bread and Water was too short of a time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

524 Ours cost 20k in legal fees and we still lost them when we had to take out the dock. Of course, the lawyer is still waiting to get paid. Amazed that my husband pulled that off.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 04, 2021 08:55 PM (5HBd1)

525 Good reason for LA Sue not to go to that wedding. A church full of vaccinated superspreaders is not good place to be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 08:46 PM (oRIBj)

Nah, I'm immune. Not fake immunity. The real deal.
BTW, I understand the 'dont go " sentiment. We've cancelled three overseas trips, two weddings and untold events because they required us to wear masks to get. there or provide proof of shots.This is the one that I'm willing to make an exception for because of who she is to me and the way it came about.

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2021 08:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

526 Because they don't want to win/lead. Much easier to be the oppo party.

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tbh, they suck at that.

look at what the democrats did as a tiny minority party in 2017. THAT IS being the oppo party.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 04, 2021 08:56 PM (ZZK0E)

527 I mentioned this part before, but it bears repeating: if you are planning to just execute people, why go through the torture and forced confessions bit?

It is one of the more disturbing part of Cambodia (or China, Soviet Union, etc.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:57 PM (yOf1t)

528 "I don't really want DeSantis to run for president, or Trump."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:50 PM (KZzsI)


Then you're satisfied with the status que because they're only two I see that want to change it.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2021 08:57 PM (4thlk)

529 Duncanthrax

I could order it done, once, but I still doubt the EOOW would let me open the sea cocks.

And the ship would not stop at 400 feet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

530 If Mao killed (or caused to die) over 100M, Rachael Carson has a few more decades to go to catch up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


I'm reasonably certain that Mao killed at least 200 million Chinese people. I don't have evidence to back this up, just a gut feeling based on knowing how bad commies are to humans and how little the Chinese generally think of human life.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:57 PM (N1+1o)

531 If Deathsantis is serious about supporting his spouse who chestfeeds, he'll resign immediately. Because that's what all men must do to support their chestfeeders when they get chest cancer.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien of Brattlesboro at October 04, 2021 08:58 PM (QU5/8)

532 "and was sentenced to . . . 3 months reduced pay and a letter of reprimand in her service record."

Y'all thought I was kidding about your permanent record, didn't you?

Posted by: Your Fourth Grade Teacher at October 04, 2021 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

533 Now Garland is calling people who protest CRT at school boards domestic Tangos
Posted by: Tim Riggins

And the Entryist Cuckservatives preaching that labeling CRT as Anti-White is the biggest threat because White Nationalists. Meanwhile, WigNats are proven correct once again at the expense of all Conservatives.
Cons should be embarrassed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 04, 2021 08:58 PM (45oaH)

534 If Trump or DeSantis don't run, the nominee will be a GOPe stooge.

Ronald Reagan could rise from the dead and run and he'd get beat by the fraud, why run someone you like?

I've watched it in Oregon for decades now, the Republicans try everything they can, good candidates bad candidates celebrity candidates, super conservative candidates, crappy fake democrat candidates, doesn't matter. They get close and are even winning, then the last votes come in from Portland and HEY! the Democrat wins again. The last Republican governor was in 1987. Before that, it was mostly Republicans.

Hey, just as a side note, guess when vote only by mail was first established? 1998. Guess when the last time Oregon had a Republican majority in either house of the legsilature? 2006. Up to that point, it was Republican every year for decades, and the Senate many of those years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 08:58 PM (KZzsI)

535 Yeah, but malaria has been around a very, very long time. Hell, the Julius Caesar started a project to try to drain swamps around Rome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2021 08:52 PM (yOf1t)

I saw a documentary that Malaria itself had not hit the Mediterranean at the time of Rome, but came up the Nile in the 300/400 AD time frame and soon became endemic there - like the Plague a while later. This is why soon nations there lost the population race with nations inland and on the Atlantic.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2021 08:59 PM (eoQWY)

536 Duncanthrax

Subs have their own navigational hazards. Seamount San Francisco?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

537 Then you're satisfied with the status que because they're only two I see that want to change it.

I mean, its obvious you CAN read English, and you read at least some of what I posted, since you quoted it. Why didn't you bother to read the rest?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 09:00 PM (KZzsI)

538 I'm reasonably certain that Mao killed at least 200 million Chinese people. I don't have evidence to back this up, just a gut feeling based on knowing how bad commies are to humans and how little the Chinese generally think of human life.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 08:57 PM (N1+1o)

The Black book of Communism puts the 'shot in the head' toll at 100. Im sure as many more would have gone down in the overall economic disaster of a Communist rule.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2021 09:01 PM (eoQWY)

539 If they thought they could get away with taking the gubs, they would have already. In the last ten twenty years the pendulum seems to be swinging the other way as far as the public is concerned.

That is an annoying habit the military has, denying people from saving\restoring aircraft that were abandoned 70 or more years ago. It's not like there are any secrets in a TBD that endanger national security and nobody is going to spend millions hand fabricating a TBD around the bits and then go off and torpedo freighters with it

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 09:01 PM (3/XaG)

540 It is one of the more disturbing part of Cambodia (or China, Soviet Union, etc.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Orwell explains it pretty well in 1984, but I don't recall exactly what the answer is. It is something like even the most evil killers in history have to justify their acts somehow, and even a forced confession of a crime they know wasn't committed helps keep their consciences at bay. Also, forcing people to live and die a lie is the ultimate power for a commie. I also think that commies are so nuts that they actually believe the lies they know are lies are the truth. If that makes sense.

There was an article posted here months ago that discussed Lenin's insane mindset and reasoning on this stuff, that explained this as well. Though I can't find the article now.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (N1+1o)

541 Duncanthrax

I could order it done, once, but I still doubt the EOOW would let me open the sea cocks.

And the ship would not stop at 400 feet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:57 PM


One of the unfortunate characteristics of being a member of the Surface Warfare Target community.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

542 "I mean, its obvious you CAN read English, and you read at least some of what I posted, since you quoted it. Why didn't you bother to read the rest?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 09:00 PM (KZzsI)


You were rambling on about how old Trump was.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (4thlk)

543 The Black book of Communism puts the 'shot in the head' toll at 100. Im sure as many more would have gone down in the overall economic disaster of a Communist rule.

Posted by: Oldcat



That's a book I really need to read at some point.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:03 PM (N1+1o)

544 Many Chinas people racist. Even racist of the different strains of yellow.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (BcAbd)

545 Duncanthrax
Subs have their own navigational hazards. Seamount San Francisco?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 04, 2021 08:59 PM


And a few of the type we're discussing here. U.S.S.Pintado (SSN-672) ran head-on into a Russian sub inside of Vladivostok harbor in the '70s.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)

546 >>that was on Denninger's site?

https://tinyurl.com/4swszssm

Denninger runs his shit on his own hardware for the most part. There are several front ends to get into it. Best way is the forum entry, and not the "blog entry", where everything will look a mess.

You can't see everything unless you're a member of the forum.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 08:51 PM (Mzdiz)

Sharkman, lots of valuable info in Publius' newsletter including this stuff from Denninger.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 04, 2021 09:07 PM (HeKhk)

547 Later had to bust him. Sigh. Three Days Bread and Water was too short of a time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog



I had a sailor tell me I was making him work his assigned shift because I was racist. I said: "Huh. Let's go see the captain."

So we strolled up to the bridge with the master at arms, where the captain was supervising our unrep with the Nimitz, captain stepped into the bridge from the bridge wing for about 30 seconds and that dude was on a chopper headed to Pearl Harbor and 30 days in the brig within the hour.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:11 PM (N1+1o)

548 Thanks, publius.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (N1+1o)

549 captain stepped into the bridge from the bridge wing for about 30 seconds and that dude was on a chopper headed to Pearl Harbor and 30 days in the brig within the hour

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wow, salty

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (ZZK0E)

550 >>>I post a lot of adorable bat videos.

Ace, hate to be the one to break it to you, but no, no you don't.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 04, 2021 10:57 PM (hVqGz)

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