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Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/4/21)
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Quote I "If it's consensual from the husband, it's not an affair. But it's not different to when I was single, the really big difference is that I come back to my husband at the end of it and I know that he's happy with me doing it so that makes me happy."Rae Nemetsky
Quote II "To whoever the fuck doesn't like the United States of America, may God bless you, but fuck you at the same time," Rapper Pit Bull
Quote III “You alone are on high, and you’ve made these decisions, a lawyer with no scientific background, no medical degree. This is an arrogance, coupled with authoritarianism that is unseemly and un-American." Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
Quote IV "I'd rather them keep a Confederate monument than a statue of Clarence Thomas. That's how much I don't like the idea," Georgia State Rep. Donna McLeod (D)
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In related news, St. George's statue was vandalized.
Video released by cops early Monday captures the moment a vandal on a skateboard tossed paint on a George Floyd statue in Union Square. The clip caught the unidentified suspect ducking behind a nearby statue of the late Rep. John Lewis around 10:15 a.m. Sunday and messing with something in his backpack before he skateboarded toward the Floyd installation. He is shown hurling gray paint on the face and base of the Floyd bust and then riding off, heading north on the west side of the park. Two people — apparently an adult and child — were standing nearby as the suspect flung the paint, thwarting the adult’s attempt to take a photo of the statue, the footage shows.
Could the simple 2 stroke leaf blower be the cause of our doom? According to some it is.
Pound for pound, gallon for gallon, hour-for-hour, the two-stroke gas powered engines in leaf blowers and similar equipment are vastly the dirtiest and most polluting kind of machinery still in legal use. According to the California Air Resources Board (CARB), the two-stroke leaf blowers and similar equipment in the state produce more ozone pollution than all of California’s tens of millions of cars, combined. And according to the federal Environmental Protection Agency, two-stroke engines expose their operators to unusually high levels of carcinogens, including benzene and other dangerous substances. From an EPA paper:I wonder what Skippy thinks of the various two stroke engines located here at Casa Misanthrope.
Whatever the government touches turns to shit. How could this possibly go smoothly without any graft?
Can a post office be a bank? New services test a progressive priority
A recently launched Postal Service pilot program expands the limited financial services the agency offers in four cities, a potential first step toward a return to postal banking.
NSFW - Language Paul Joseph Watson takes a look at Afghani hotel guests.
No you fucking jackass, you were not taken out of context. Fauci, The Fraudster, backs off his weekend comments. I believe he's been afflicted with diarrhea of the mouth.
Dr. Anthony Fauci on Monday said that he would be spending Christmas with his family, and encouraged others to do the same, after saying over the weekend that it was too soon to tell if Americans could spend the holiday together. “I will be spending Christmas with my family. I encourage people — to have a good, normal Christmas with your family,” he told CNN host Kate Bolduan. Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) and the chief medical advisor to Joe Biden, called reports quoting what he said on Sunday “disinformation.” “I said something over the weekend that was taken completely out of context,” Fauci told Bolduan. “I was asked what could we predict for this winter for like December and Christmas.”
Mentally ill loser named Sportswoman of The Year.
Despite failing on all Olympic lifts, transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was recently named University of Otago’s “sportswoman of the year.” Per the Otago Daily Times “The Queenstown athlete became the first openly transgender woman to compete at the Olympics when she contested the women’s 87+kg at the Tokyo Games this year. The 43-year-old was eliminated from the event when she failed to make a successful lift in the snatch. Her achievement was recognised with the sportswoman of the year award at University of Otago and OUSA Blues and Golds Awards on Tuesday.” Hubbard said in response to the award “It is not possible for athletes to complete at the Olympic level without the encouragement and aroha of friends, family and supporters. This award belongs to everyone who has been part of my Olympic journey.” Hubbard was knocked out of the Tokyo Olympics after failing all 3 lift attempts.
Hero or dumbshit? You be the judge.
HERO TO THE END Hero dad died saving his four-year-old son after kayak capsized by holding up toddler while treading water A HERO father died after saving his four-year-old son from drowning when their kayak capsized, it has been reported. Peter Flinch, 33, was forced to hold his toddler in the air and tread water when the disaster struck in Gwandalan, Australia at 5.30pm on Friday.
You can have your cake and eat it to. But, it will cost you.
We are seeing some couples forgo the traditional wedding cake in favor of modern alternatives, like towers of cheese and pie stations, but most weddings in the U.S. still include a wedding cake. After all, it’s one of those long-standing traditions that doesn’t just end that easily. But it turns out that some newlyweds may turn a little overcontrolling when it comes to who eats their cake and how many slices, exactly, they have. This is what happened to one wedding-goer who recently shared a screenshot of a message they received. The text said “Hey, so we were just looking at the CCTV and saw that you had two pieces of wedding cake.” The couple announced that each guest had to contribute towards the cake and pay £3.66 per slice! As you can imagine, this unusual approach didn’t go unnoticed and people on the r/weddingshaming subreddit where the story was posted just couldn’t miss a chance to comment on the absurdity of this situation.
On this day: 4 Oct 1970
US singer Janis Joplin was found dead at the Landmark Hotel Hollywood after an accidental heroin overdose. Joplin had the posthumous 1971 US No.1 single 'Me And Bobby McGee', and the 1971 US No.1 album 'Pearl'. She was known as "The Queen of Psychedelic Soul" and as "Pearl" to her friends, Joplin remains one of the top-selling musicians in the United States, with over 15.5 million albums sold in the USA. via thisayinmusic.com
On this day: 4 Oct 1978
Country singer Tammy Wynette was abducted, beaten and held in her car for two hours by a kidnapper wearing a ski mask. He held a gun on her and forced her to drive 90 miles from Nashville, Tennessee. She was later released and the kidnapper escaped. via thisdayinmusic.com
Genius Award Winner.
And just like that, there was one less criminal. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
An armed customer witnessing a robbery at a Texas fried chicken restaurant last week sprang into action — fatally shooting one gun-toting suspect and wounding the other, reports said. The wild scene unfolded at Church’s Chicken in Port Arthur at about 8:45 p.m. Friday, KDFM reported. The duo of crooks fled the fast foot eatery after they were shot. But they were soon located and one died at an area hospital, police said. The other suspect is expected to recover.Too Misanthropic? How about this. William Shatner is our Feel Good Story of The Day.
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — Star Trek’s Captain Kirk is rocketing into space this month — boldly going where no other sci-fi actors have gone. Jeff Bezos’ space travel company, Blue Origin, announced Monday that William Shatner will blast off from West Texas on Oct. 12.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Recycled Watercraft.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien of Brattlesboro at October 04, 2021 09:00 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:00 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: RTW at October 04, 2021 09:01 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: RTW at October 04, 2021 09:01 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 09:01 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:01 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: wing at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Thats because you're wearing heels.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (aA3+G)
How about we compromise and have both?
Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2021 09:03 PM (tp+tP)
That rapper Pit Bull... I like the way he thinks!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 04, 2021 09:03 PM (rwusL)
Someone reads The Quotes of The Day.
Well done and here is a Gold * for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 04, 2021 09:03 PM (rwusL)
I can't handle his "music" but his mindset is in the right place.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:05 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:05 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Splunge at October 04, 2021 09:05 PM (S7/a+)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (ynpvh)
They obviously are just pushing for someone to snap so they can get to the crackdown and violence part of the story
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
And a very good evening to you {{{Ladyl}}}!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:07 PM (hOUT3)
But to have Mary fucking Cloggenstien get the FIRST!!? This is terrible.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: CppThis at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (UewuT)
Nothing that a case of Ebola or Marburg couldn't cure in the long term.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (SScvq)
#SOON!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: wing at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (SchxB)
See how I subtlety inserted my birthday there, just like a Dem slipping billions into legislation?
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 09:09 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:08 PM (YZG/i)
Nothing like a guilt legacy to create "normal" adults!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
I've read Fauci has cancelled Christmas this year so he doesn't have to go back to North Pole and make Christmas toys...
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (S6EJk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
So I can count you as on the side of Dumb Shit
As you can see I'm fair and unbiased and no one knows by how I worded that sentence what side I come down on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (lNHqD)
Let that sink in.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (4thlk)
so basically this is a lesson of faucci crying wolf 7 million times?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:11 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:11 PM (mZUr4)
I said I plan to die way before then, and I have a list of people to take me.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:11 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 04, 2021 09:11 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (skoMC)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (RrtlF)
I hope the guy has friends who told him, "Yo, dude, you need to cut her loose."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (2SdPm)
Someone reads The Quotes of The Day.
Well done and here is a Gold * for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Can I trade those stars in for Value-Rite or a Hobo skin?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (ynpvh)
Nice to see everyone survived the Great Facebook Crisis Of 2021.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (YZG/i)
Pretty hard to make a successful lift in the snatch, if lacking one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (oRIBj)
I said I plan to die way before then, and I have a list of people to take me.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:11 PM (YZG/i)
I like your philosophy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde! CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. and the Pitbull quote. Righteous. Not a Pitbull fan, but he rates kudos on that one.
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QzJWU)
I've read Fauci has cancelled Christmas this year so he doesn't have to go back to North Pole and make Christmas toys...
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (rm8S6)
I think he does that in China.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
Yes indeed, Mis Hum -- you are always so cryptic and vague. So difficult to discern your opinion on things!
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (ynpvh)
She refers to herself as a "hot wife" There's better terminology than that. And don't get me started on her pathetic excuse for a husband.I see a man bun in his future.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QU5/
Or we could use their vinyl & cds at the trap range
PULL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QU5/
Hey, it's not like Janis is singing Yoko's tunes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde! CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. and the Pitbull quote. Righteous. Not a Pitbull fan, but he rates kudos on that one.
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QzJWU)
My humblest apologies. But, I don't check out his ONTs as he does not check mine out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (L2a8p)
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
Both father and child should have been wearing life jackets. He was probably in violation of boating laws.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (oRIBj)
Until, of course, guy with money comes along. At that point, she becomes crazy, but not stupid.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (a5mcW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Clutch at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (9UmRs)
Nice to see everyone survived the Great Facebook Crisis Of 2021.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Let's play "Never have I ever" --
Never have I ever had a Facebook account. How many others can truthfully raise their hand?
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (6RgRK)
if you can't keep the water out, try keeping the water in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
And my chain saw, weed whacker, brush whacker, bomber atv, outboards, I'm sure I missed something.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (0OP+5)
Or at least the burning sensation afterwards feels like that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (ynpvh)
Correction:
boldly going where no other *living* sci-fi actors have gone
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (hR28Y)
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I would really, really , like to see the data that support that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (SjwtK)
I don't give a rat's ass about what you think I and my family should do. Fuck you, you smarmy little cocksucking piece of shit.
I'll do what I want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2021 09:10 PM
Your newsletter, sir... I should wish to subscribe to it!
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2021 09:15 PM (0OP+5)
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Probably "bunny in boiling water" hot.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (YZG/i)
Pound for pound, gallon for gallon, hour-for-hour, the two-stroke gas powered engines in leaf blowers and similar equipment are vastly the dirtiest and most polluting kind of machinery still in legal use.
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A conspiracy by white supremacists to poison Latinx people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 04, 2021 09:03 PM (rwusL)
Interestingly, there are rappers who are more tolerant and open minded than State Rep. Donna McLeod.
There is an interview with Lil Wayne where the interviewer is shocked that he won't whine about racism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (+lVUW)
Nice to see everyone survived the Great Facebook Crisis Of 2021.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Let's play "Never have I ever" --
Never have I ever had a Facebook account. How many others can truthfully raise their hand?
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (mZUr4)
I do, but I've been unable to access it for years. Facebook wants an updated pic? I'd rather send a pic of my ass, although I hear anus prints are unique, so maybe not...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (ynpvh)
I don't give a rat's ass about what you think I and my family should do. Fuck you, you smarmy little cocksucking piece of shit.
I'll do what I want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (Q9lwr)
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Someone is feeling charitable.
I can hardly believe how restrained you were with Fauci.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:19 PM (2SdPm)
I don't give a rat's ass about what you think I and my family should do. Fuck you, you smarmy little cocksucking piece of shit.
I'll do what I want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (Q9lwr)
We have GOT to get CBD booked on one of the Sunday morning TV politics shows!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
https://tinyurl.com/juap7dfv
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 09:19 PM (L2a8p)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 09:19 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (SjwtK)
So young, yet so cynical!
The amount of fuel burned by two-stroke engines can't be more than 0.1% of that burned by autos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:19 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Doof
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No problem. Never felt any inclination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (SjwtK)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (6QJnV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (SjwtK)
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They took their air sample in the south part of the Central Valley, you know, where all the pollution tends to congregate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)
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I would really, really , like to see the data that support that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (SjwtK)
Cumala is more than a two-stroke blower. I don't know if she does "leaf" though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (ynpvh)
It's really rather darkly hilarious that the left and its RINO familiars have gone so bugfuck nuts in the last couple of years that a bisexual, atheist, feminist social worker turned senator is being castigated as an "excessively moderate" Democrat and thus deserving of being harassed while on the toilet.
Posted by: CppThis at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (UewuT)
That's right sweetie. You keep telling yourself that. It's actually called adultery.
Or...he's your pimp. Wait, you don't get paid, correct? So you're just a slut. And your husband is a pervert.
Posted by: Flyover at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Clutch
Doesn't the manual call for a relining of that thang after 10,000 cycles?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (mZUr4)
Hand raised. Never on LinkedIN, Instagram, Twatter, or any of the other shitsites, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (YZG/i)
Only if he gets money from her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (ynpvh)
I am personally hoping it's driving Sinema even further to the center/right and away from the left.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 09:19 PM (L2a8p)
That's an awesome craft.
I want one.
See that Mrs. Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (mfu76)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (S6EJk)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
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Only thing that bothers me about mine is the past three years it would start on the 3rd pull. Now it takes 5-6. Hmmm, maybe I should have it serviced. Nah, it'll be fine!
Posted by: Now they tell me at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (EGngb)
Our fridge is on a moving truck that we are going to drive across country as soon as my Covid fever goes away. In the meantime, we are using our camper fridge, which has a freezer compartment the size of a lunchbox that is currently full with a few frozen items.
Do not buy a fricken' 12-count box of ice cream sandwiches! Just get a couple of ice cream sandwiches! Then maybe we wives won't roll our eyes at you. Seriously?
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)
So your wife lurks too?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)
What are the odds that this Christmas Season we are treated to a public service announcement starring Santa that spouts drivel about wearing masks and being safe while leaving cookies for him?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Clutch
Lets do the math that. I don't think so.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (4thlk)
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I would really, really , like to see the data that support that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:17 PM (SjwtK)
Two-stroke engines running at their designed "cruise" RPM's can be pretty clean. It's when they are throttled back that they can get murky.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: Doof
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*raises hand*
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2021 09:23 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (6RgRK)
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You're mad because he won't share, right?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:23 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:23 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
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Only thing that bothers me about mine is the past three years it would start on the 3rd pull. Now it takes 5-6. Hmmm, maybe I should have it serviced. Nah, it'll be fine!
Posted by: Now they tell me at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (EGngb)
Premium no ethanol gas and change your plugs.
I just saved you $150.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Now they tell me at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (EGngb)
Mine always ran like shit until I stopped using regular fuel and spent the stupid amount of money on high octane pure fuel. It's worth it. They start on one or two pulls and run great.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Joe Blowout Biden at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (N1+1o)
She's a slut and a liar.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (2NHgQ)
Everything came undone once von Hindenburg died, and he died slowly some say out of spite.
But he was the only personality left that was large enough to pose any credible threat to Hitler's consolidation of power.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2021 09:23 PM (UUBmN)
Never had that. Didn't feel like being a twit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (r1z5A)
Not a bad scheme.
I would love to wet a line there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brsttleboro VT at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (uKHZJ)
I hope the guy has friends who told him, "Yo, dude, you need to cut her loose."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:12 PM (2SdPm)
I can't imagine that he has any guy friends. The wimpiest men I know would be ashamed to admit that their wife was being banged by other men.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)
So your wife lurks too?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (aA3+G)
If only! My comment is accurate - but also good on the off chance she does happen to lurk!!
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (mZUr4)
Never have I ever had a Facebook account. How many others can truthfully raise their hand?
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:16 PM (mZUr4)
* * * *
No social media accounts and never been tempted to have any.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (N1+1o)
Wasn't the other in a container of ashes? I don't know if that counts...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brsttleboro VT at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (uKHZJ)
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Says the woman who puts the "White" in WASP.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (2SdPm)
She's a slut and a liar.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (2NHgQ)
Did you ever consider she does multiple orifices at once?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (aA3+G)
That's harsh man!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brsttleboro VT at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (uKHZJ)
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Mary, your spelling. IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (VxC1e)
#FuckJoeBiden
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (mZUr4)
I have no doubt that it is accurate.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)
I just saved you $150.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
No f'ing stuff! And don't let that corn gas sit for more than 2 months in your tank. That shit is evil!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)
Oh, STFU.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (SchxB)
Another woman with a fiance claims to have had 16,000 partners.
Two different women.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm calling bullshit on the chick from quote one. Reading the article it says she's only 22 and then she claims she's had sex with over 16,000 people.
I figure you'd need to fuck over four people a day for ten years to get to that number. At some point exhaustion sets in.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein
Drop dead you nag. I took the grands to Taco Appreciation night at La Casa Enchilada. See, I know high culture when I see it!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (eZshs)
#FuckJoeBiden
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (EZebt)
Biden-Fauci '24!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (ynpvh)
Oh, STFU.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 04, 2021 09:27 PM (SchxB)
Leave Mary be. She's on a roll. Her estrogen is peaking with a 1st tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (N1+1o)
I just saved you $150.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)
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Thanks much. I do the first on all my small engines and motorcycle. Have not done the second on the leave blower, but will immediately.
Posted by: Now they tell me at October 04, 2021 09:29 PM (EGngb)
Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 09:29 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:24 PM (WKq6S)
Comrade, the peasants must be put in their place before they get too uppity and start to believe that they are participatory citizens with Constitutional rights!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (1Yy3c)
I think those three sentences are supposed to link to three other stories, but the links aren't there.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (BMmaB)
You're just trolling us now, Mr. Humanitarian.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (1Yy3c)
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Industrial lubricants and good crowd control. It could be done.
Posted by: Heelzupp Harris at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein
Drop dead you nag. I took the grands to Taco Appreciation night at La Casa Enchilada. See, I know high culture when I see it!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (eZshs)
Hey, I'm half Mexican. What makes me laugh about Mexican Heritage Month? It doesn't start at the beginning of the month. Well that makes sense to me; whenever I go to a party (family/friends), it NEVER starts on time, always late by at least an hour or two.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (ynpvh)
Saying a woman's twat gets bigger with use is like saying a man's todger gets smaller with use...
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:31 PM (rm8S6)
Willam Shatner, 90, to fly to the edge of space in billionaire's spacecraft, "The Blue Veiner."
Shatner. Vanity dick rockets. Covid. Inflation. Supply chain disruption. Communist takeover. Everything. This is a whole new world where the rules I learned in the old world are irrelevant and useless. I can't just start over. I was hoping to just coast starting about now, and it's ruined. Shit.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2021 09:31 PM (hdyth)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)
Never knew an estrogen peak made you post (almost) coherently, learn something new every day at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QU5/
*backs away slowly from bear*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (EZebt)
>>Comrade, the peasants must be put in their place before they get too uppity and start to believe that they are participatory citizens with Constitutional rights!
Who doesn't believe that at this very moment, the FBI is infiltrating parent groups all across the country?
The left has taken control of everything, looks like a bunch of glowies are coming to your local PTA.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (S6EJk)
Posted by: Robert
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Right on. Let's cancel her.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (evAgx)
No apologies needed, nor sought. Hell, at least you know that every now n' then, we mere commenters have actually taken in and appreciated the content! And if a COB is gonna post a twice-posted pic, well, you picked a favorite of mine, for sure. I'd love to have a local marina put THAT in for a recreational swimmin' pool up by the clubhouse! Just need to use a salvaged Hatteras 58 hull, to get something big enough in which to swim some laps. The one in the pic would work great with some hot-tub jets though!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (QzJWU)
Can we celebrate Hispanic heritage by pointing out Spain and Portugal pretty much ran the Transatlantic slave trade?
That shit was probably a logistical nightmare! But by gawd hispanic people made that shit happen.
*Fist bumps all around*
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (mNhhD)
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Step off, girl.
Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (EGngb)
You're just trolling us now, Mr. Humanitarian.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Moi?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:11
TY Doof. I'm wishing this retirement soon can keep us keeping on. Born in 55 my full SS is in Dec. I think it will work w/ my IMRF pension.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein
HOORAY FOR BEANER MONTH!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (evAgx)
The 22-year-old is MARRIED. She has had three other partners.
Another woman who is NOT married but has a FIANCE claims 16,000 partners.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
NG, NO one is in the same league as Louis Armstrong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mbFEM)
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I guarantee the stupid bitch couldn't name a single opinion penned by Thomas, nor elucidate how any decision of his ever harmed a single person.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: The Fiance at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (L2a8p)
Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mbFEM)
Unfortunately...now days? Probably not.
Posted by: redchief at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (evAgx)
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Isn't it National taco day today?
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (EGngb)
The 22-year-old is MARRIED. She has had three other partners.
Another woman who is NOT married but has a FIANCE claims 16,000 partners.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mNhhD)
Hey it's The ONT not Mrs. Sackenheim's 9th grade English class.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brsttleboro VT at October 04, 2021 09:26 PM (uKHZJ)
* * * *
Go home, Mary. You're drunk. Again.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (evAgx)
Leave the kid be for a half-minute, right the kayak, throw the kid in it, grab an end of the kayak, and kick-paddle for shore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:35 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QU5/
*backs away slowly from bear*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Holy smokes! I nearly blacked out trying to sort that out. I am much better now that I have my stereo cranked to 11 playing Me and Bobby McGee.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:35 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:35 PM (ynpvh)
There, I said it. What? We were all thinking it!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:35 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (EGngb)
Mmm. Love a good taco.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 04, 2021 09:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 09:35 PM (ynpvh)
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Mmmmm. Dinner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 09:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: The Best Man at October 04, 2021 09:36 PM (EGngb)
The 22-year-old is MARRIED. She has had three other partners.
Another woman who is NOT married but has a FIANCE claims 16,000 partners."
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mNhhD)
I get it now, your saying the 22 year old and her fiancé banged 16,000.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 04, 2021 09:36 PM (4thlk)
Many people who went to Woodstock could make that claim that at age 22 they had sex with over 16,000 people. If you read that carefully, all she needed was more than 8000 couples having sex around the same time. With 400 thousand there, very likely.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:36 PM (+LCoQ)
There, I said it. What? We were all thinking it!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:35 PM (N1+1o)
It was a slow day at This Day In Music.com
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:36 PM (aA3+G)
I figure you'd need to fuck over four people a day for ten years to get to that number. At some point exhaustion sets in.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (1Yy3c)
__________
Upper management does even more than that and they never get tired of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 09:36 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (vyAx2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (VxC1e)
Santa: I'm sorry boys and girls, but Christmas is going to be different this year. You see, some of the elves refused to get vaccinated and now we have an outbreak so bad we had to shutdown toy production. Don't be like them. Encourage your parents to get you vaccinated!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (L2a8p)
Posted by: The Fiance at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (L2a8p)
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16,002
Posted by: The Best Man at October 04, 2021 09:36 PM (EGngb)
16,010
Posted by: The Catering Crew at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Thats because you're wearing heels.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM
Man does not abide by Crocs alone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (pxVvf)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 09:32 PM (S6EJk)
Upset and rational moms in Prince William Count (NoVA) are up in arms about the crap being done by the school board. The quite rational response by the school board is to institute security checks (three in series) for anyone attempting to enter a PUBLIC school board meeting and then limit citizen comments to three minutes!
Nothing to see here comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:38 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: The Limo Driver at October 04, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)
The 22-year-old is MARRIED. She has had three other partners.
Another woman who is NOT married but has a FIANCE claims 16,000 partners.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mNhhD)
Hey it's The ONT not Mrs. Sackenheim's 9th grade English class.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (aA3+G)
Are we going to be tested on this? Oh crap...
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM
Never got the appeal of Janis Joplin. But I would easily choose her music over Yoko. He'll, I'd choose Baby Shark on repeat for a fortnight over Yoko.
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:38 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 04, 2021 09:38 PM (CX3cf)
Brunette: "Damn, I must have been crocked. What did you say your name was?"
Blonde: "So you'll give me the part?"
Redhead: "NEXT!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 09:39 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 09:39 PM (a5mcW)
Posted by: The Maid of Honor at October 04, 2021 09:39 PM (EGngb)
FJB
Posted by: Jbspry at October 04, 2021 09:39 PM (ATe9j)
Well, the Aztecs, with whom the Spanish and Portuguese mingled with had some interesting cultural distinctives worth noting too.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:39 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (vyAx2)
I figure you'd need to fuck over four people a day for ten years to get to that number. At some point exhaustion sets in.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Upper management does even more than that and they never get tired of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Poetry masquerading as a comment.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Thats because you're wearing heels.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:02 PM
Man does not abide by Crocs alone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (a3Q+t)
That's because I am wearing high heel sneakers!
https://tinyurl.com/2fumu8vm
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (vyAx2)
THat's cool Mr. Hammer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (aA3+G)
Never got the appeal of Janis Joplin. But I would easily choose her music over Yoko. He'll, I'd choose Baby Shark on repeat for a fortnight over Yoko.
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:38 PM (mZUr4)
I put Janis in the same category as Bob Dylan. Good writer, but damn you should always have let other people do the actual singing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: The Grooms Father at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: megthered at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (vvWGB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (EZebt)
The left's mantra is maximum effort, zero tolerance for dissension.
Which is why they've taken over as much space and ground as they have.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (S6EJk)
I suppose it's no worse than all the other perversions people pass off as marriage, but honestly, bragging about your infidelity is about as attractive as bragging about your abortion(s) and how many times you've murdered your babies since you apparently can't keep it in your pants.
SMOD, where art thou?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: The German Shepherd at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)
Odds on her having been sexually abused as a child and now married to a controlling husband who enjoys degrading her?
100%
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: The Priest at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (EGngb)
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 04, 2021 09:34 PM (EGngb)
You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/KgdVUyutYqE
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it
"Dude's 90 years old and has fucked every lifeform in the galaxy at least once. May as well go out on a column of fire rising swiftly into the ether."
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (N1+1o)
The bridesmaids.
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:23 PM (2SdPm)
What does he propose to do with the ones that don't fit? Leave them on the counter?
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (6RgRK)
I rate that claim as: false.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (S6EJk)
Posted by: The German Shepherd at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)
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*spits out popcorn*
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (EGngb)
Posted by: Boy Scout Troop 736 at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM
I thought The Rule was DSYDIC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (rm8S6)
216 Janis Joplin was absolutely dreadful, just a godawful human being. Alcoholic, junk addicted, dirty, malodorous, self-destructive, sexually promiscuous to the extreme, serially abused, self-pitying...she's the embodiment of everything awful about the hippie movement, most of which we are still suffering from today.
FJB
Posted by: Jbspry at October 04, 2021 09:39 PM (ATe9j)
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Bette Midler's portrayal really captured all that. I really liked the part where she died.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (hdyth)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mNhhD)
There's not supposed to be math!
Posted by: Flyover at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Clutch
Doesn't the manual call for a relining of that thang after 10,000 cycles?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (eZshs)
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She won't need a doctor, she'll need a steamfitter.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:44 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:44 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: The Drunk Uncle at October 04, 2021 09:44 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 09:44 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)
the bad part is that i was out of the house, and our daytime yard kitty is apparently hiding somewhere out there in the dark, where the creatures that would regard him as a tasty snack are now out.
good thoughts for Shane to come back would be appreciated.
update on James M a little later.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 09:45 PM (a5mcW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2021 09:43 PM (hdyth)
that's one of the things I liked the most about the movie Drowning Mona. Bette Midler gets murdered in the very first scene.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:46 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 09:46 PM (KeIhl)
Bette Midler's portrayal really captured all that. I really liked the part where she died.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Movies about horrible people, portrayed by horrible people. I'd watch "Isadora" a thousand times just to watch Vanessa Redgrave die stupidly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 09:46 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:37 PM (vyAx2)
Last evening the boy was sitting in the front room doing his homework when a huge bull moose strolled down the street. I assume it is just that time of year and he was visiting our resident lady moose, but that dude was huge. He sauntered across Northern Lights Blvd and then east on the bike path, like a boss. Huge rack.
He did not, unfortunately, get into my freezer.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 04, 2021 09:46 PM (qvjMx)
And longbows vs crossbows.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 04, 2021 09:46 PM (ybIRR)
Correction:
boldly going where no other *living* sci-fi actors have gone
Posted by: GWB
*FistBump*
-- James Doohan
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:47 PM (N1+1o)
She's a slut and a liar.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (2NHgQ)
Wilt Chamberlin > hotwife
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 04, 2021 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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The Powerball bastards added another drawing on Mondays in addition to Wednesday and Saturday so they could get another $2.00 out of your pocket each week.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:47 PM (WKq6S)
$685 million annuity
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 09:46 PM (KeIhl)
Call me if you win!
Posted by: J. G. Wentworth at October 04, 2021 09:47 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Wish I could have got a pic of the scenery south of Chicago. Dozens of windmills, miles and miles of cornfield, much of it harvested, much of it not. Contrast of historic basic necessity and frivolous insane green-mania.
I cringe to admit that my record of going maskless ended today. Wore one for about ten seconds, heading for our table at the Greek Islands. Almost worth it for the great food, as ever, but, oh, how depressing the masses of sheep complying or else! I understand better now, this madness isn't going to end any time soon, is it? If ever.
Tomorrow we escape the People's Republic of Illinois. Can't wait to breathe free air again. "I weep for the future." Guess I'll go read the content.
Posted by: mindful webworker - heading back to civilization, not there yet at October 04, 2021 09:48 PM (71l6D)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:48 PM (mNhhD)
https://tinyurl.com/2fumu8vm
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
They are OK, but those Nashville sneakers always drag me down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7onqDAwemQ
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:48 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2021 09:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (a5mcW)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (7MBHe)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (rm8S6)
Keeping in line with the line of thought that resulted in the creation of this word you know what the (I would think obvious) term for Hispanics of the gay persuasion should be?
Latwinx.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (1Yy3c)
That's cool Mr. Hammer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Yeah, I think I've seen, from the porch, all of the significant wildlife indigenous to the area. No rattlesnakes yet, but I've seen them in the area.
Oddly, the most surprising were a couple of deer, which one does not expect here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (sc/gu)
There is one Moron who wants to buy an F4H-1 Phantom II with winnings. They'll burn through the dollars quick with that toy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Rat thinks: "Who, within two miles would be a good stew ingredient?"
Posted by: Some Rat at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (/U27+)
He did not, unfortunately, get into my freezer.
Posted by: tcn
Did the moose out front tell him anything?
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (L2a8p)
I hope the guy has friends who told him, "Yo, dude, you need to cut her loose."
Though I believe the whole thing is utter bullshit, the "loyal" guy probably got the best endorsement ever where the little slut says out of 16k "partners" that he is still the best lay.
Print that up on a T-shirt and hit the bar scene.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:50 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:50 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
NG, NO one is in the same league as Louis Armstrong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Satchmo FTW. My first dance at my wedding was What a Wonderful World.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 04, 2021 09:51 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:50 PM (evAgx)
Gradually, then suddenly...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2021 09:51 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 09:52 PM (a5mcW)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 09:52 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (L2a8p)
I'm pretty sure he sweet-talked her, but I don't think conversation was the point of the encounter.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 04, 2021 09:52 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (6RgRK)
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Ah, I get it. You forced yourself to help him out, because they wouldn't fit in the freezer, and, now, due to ice cream bars, your favorite jeans don't fit quite so well, either.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:52 PM (2SdPm)
Maybe she is really into bukkake. Could rack up an awful lot of notches quickly with that fetish.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:53 PM (+LCoQ)
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Blue & Lonesome. Amen.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:53 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 09:47 PM (WKq6S)
Isn't socialism great!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
Kicks - still a great song. Video was interesting. Costumes, gals on horses, so they put some effort into it. Double-neck guitar? Cool. Not cool: no cables. Siiiigh. Lipsynchy. The past was a different country.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't need kicks at October 04, 2021 09:53 PM (71l6D)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Probably would have been wiser for him NOT to have appointed Hitler as Chancellor if he was actually going to stand in Hitler's way.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (N1+1o)
Another woman with a fiance claims to have had 16,000 partners.
Two different women.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:28 PM (mNhhD)
We're getting our sluts mixed up. Accuracy, people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (+lVUW)
Even if nuclear war breaks out and the supply chains are ruined for a millennia, you are still going to the TxMoMe, right?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (+lVUW)
They're sluts. They were mixed up to begin with.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 04, 2021 09:55 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
A rather entertaining MisHum ONT, yes?
How you doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (ufFY
You really think he's going without?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 04, 2021 09:55 PM (qvjMx)
Two different women.
So how old is Turbo Slut?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:55 PM (+LCoQ)
Never have I ever had a Facebook account. How many others can truthfully raise their hand?
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:16
Never ever had a FB acct. Wife did to keep track of family and old friends. Stopped going there when the censorship got too much.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 09:55 PM (55Qr6)
I've started collecting a series called Cybersix. It's a series created by a couple of Argentinians for an Italian publisher but the particular editions I've been buying are French translations. I can't understand a single word, but the art sure is nice.
So the premise is about this chick who was part of a science experiment that escapes. She spends her nights as a costumed vigilante (black outfit, heels, cape, big ole hat) and during the day she works as a male high school teacher. It's a gender bender.
Going into the comic I knew it was pretty R-rated but now that I have a few volumes it's...um...jeezum crow! Like...holy shit! It's basically porn with a plot. This shit is drenched in sex. Wow! Now you're not seeing anyone, uh...stuffing the envelope but the heat is cranked up all the way. I'm not complaining but goddamn I really need an English translation.
Anyway, it's such a shame that there's all these wonderful South American and European comics that never see the light of day here. Japanese comics coming out the ass, but something like this remains un
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 09:56 PM (1Yy3c)
Everything came undone once von Hindenburg died, and he died slowly some say out of spite.
But he was the only personality left that was large enough to pose any credible threat to Hitler's consolidation of power.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (EZebt)
they shoudn't have pumped him up with Hydrogen, he wouldn't have burned like that. Oh the Humanity!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:57 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (+LCoQ)
You seem to be posing that as a question, not a statement of fact, am I misreading you?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
I am in no way quailfied to speak to music, but Janis's pipes, makes Satch wish he'd been born a girl.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 04, 2021 09:57 PM (r1z5A)
https://is.gd/bqrPQD
Posted by: Ren at October 04, 2021 09:57 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (+LCoQ)
oh yeah! It might be the end of the world, but I'll Feel Fine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:58 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Facebook should curl up and die at October 04, 2021 09:58 PM (71l6D)
Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2021 09:49 PM (L2a8p)
I'm pretty sure he sweet-talked her, but I don't think conversation was the point of the encounter.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 04, 2021 09:52 PM
4.
Posted by: The moose out front of tcn's place at October 04, 2021 09:58 PM (a3Q+t)
And certainly a whole lot more believable. He bought his condoms by the handy carry on crate.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:58 PM (+LCoQ)
"Cute But Psycho"
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 09:58 PM (KeIhl)
Odds on her having been sexually abused as a child and now married to a controlling husband who enjoys degrading her?
100%
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2021 09:41 PM (mNhhD)
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I rate this comment as: Probably accurate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 09:58 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 09:59 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 04, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)
Her Majesty has just cleared Knoxville and still has three hours to go before getting to Wytheville, VA, where she has a reservation at a campground. Then another 8 hours tomorrow to Somerset, NJ.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 09:59 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: The Dallas Cowboys at October 04, 2021 09:59 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:58 PM (evAgx)
*golf clap*
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 04, 2021 09:59 PM (EGngb)
Oops, forgot to insert "cannibalism" and "cockroaches".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 09:59 PM (+LCoQ)
San Diego County getting strong thunderstorms. Very unusual this time of year. Crazy lightning. Drove into a hailstorm on I8 and everybody slowed down to 25 to keep from cracking their windshields.
I saw thunderheads forming over East County when I was driving home. Big reddish horizontal color band about half way up the clouds. I realized it was smoke from a brush fire somewhere.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2021 10:00 PM (hdyth)
How you doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Heh, dah Hum do bring it most times! (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 04, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)
Never have I ever had a Facebook account. How many others can truthfully raise their hand?
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 09:16
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Had one for a few years and dumped it in 2016 when I figured out it was a toxic mess. Even with that insight I didn't perceive that social media sites would turn into a fully integrated part of the UniParty.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 10:00 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein
HOORAY FOR BEANER MONTH!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
The real issue is whether or not Alec Baldwin's wife is celebrating it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The real issue is whether or not Alec Baldwin's wife is celebrating it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
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That's Hilarias.
Posted by: Boy Scout Troop 736 at October 04, 2021 10:01 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:01 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: The Dallas Cowboys at October 04, 2021 09:59 PM
Right, like Tony Romo could score.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 10:01 PM (a3Q+t)
"Cute But Psycho"
For us geeks, it would be helpful if the shirt with captioned with the Hot/Crazy Matrix and a "I am here" dot positioned appropriately.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:02 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 10:00 PM (WKq6S)
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Facebook account for about two weeks 4 years ago. Linked in for longer but dumped it a year ago.
It got unreal how many leftists thought sharing their leftist point of view was not only important, but applauded. So much for Linked In being a site for professionals.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 10:02 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 04, 2021 10:02 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
If the lovely Mrs. has time, let her know about the Grayson Restaurant. Mom and Pop type place - fantastic food and prices so low you'd swear they are giving it away.
100 Grayson Road - opens at 6:30am. Honestly, not to be missed.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:03 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 04, 2021 10:03 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
You really think he's going without?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
He's probably fucking their children, if they have any, while she's out fucking whomever.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:03 PM (N1+1o)
BTW I will disagree with the consensus and say, yes, personally she was a mess but she could crank with the voice when she was right. I like sloppy hippie music if it is played raw and Big Brother weren't good enough to play slick so I like her good stuff
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 10:03 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:03 PM (/g7XU)
He needed help transporting his entire firearm collection.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:04 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:03 PM (N1+1o)
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Sadly, nope.
Posted by: The German Shepherd at October 04, 2021 10:04 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2021 10:04 PM (axyOa)
A rather entertaining MisHum ONT, yes?
How you doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Very tired recently and I don't know why.
I need to be in Texas among my people.
How are you, dahlin?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2021 10:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Not on the field - but off the field?? Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, married to Miss Missouri 2008. Impressive!
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 04, 2021 10:02 PM (RoIW/)
Is that why the flags are all half-staff again?
Followup: Why TF are the flags all half staff again? Did Lindsay Graham's poodle die or something? I was off-line for most of the weekend.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:54 PM (+lVUW)
Programs! Programs! Getcher programs here! Can't tell the sluts apart without a program!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 10:05 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 10:05 PM (VxC1e)
Dad held the kid up out of the water until he drowned, then the kid swam in to shore by himself because the Mom got him swim lessons but forgot to tell the Dad?
Yes, I realize that I could read the story and I will probably discover how the kid survived. That would defeat the entire purpose of this blog.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:05 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 04, 2021 10:05 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
NG, NO one is in the same league as Louis Armstrong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
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Some of his greatest work was with the Hot 5 and Hot 7 bands in the 1920s. The Complete Hot 5 and Hot 7 album is what I put on when I want nothing but music before me.
https://tinyurl.com/4n6e7cw3
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (WKq6S)
was he wearing a life vest?
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (KeIhl)
I modestly propose we develop a vaccine against social media.
It should be as close to sterilizing as we can get it. Once you get the shot, your desire to log on to any such sites should go to zero.
There are no animal reservoirs for social media users (although animals are exploited greatly by social media) so complete eradication of the social media plague is possible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (Mzdiz)
No to the Fakebook, yes to the LinkedIn but am seriously reconsidering it. Apparently the head hunters are assuming my work email address and are hitting me up on the company's email account. Pretty damned lucrative stuff, made worse because I don't tell anyone what my skill set is, but their reqs are pretty damned spot-on to my current specialties.
That is too far.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whatever at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (71l6D)
Corn Pop died.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (KeIhl)
I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM
Your man card, sir... Turn it in!
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (PTDkx)
where does the electricity come from?
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (/g7XU)
Truth be told solitary jaunts are the best when you know you're only away for awhile and will soon be back to the wife and kids. Or remaining one at home anyway, having sent the eldest Zek offspring off to school this fall. We do miss him, but are very happy that he seems to be launching well into his own life that's his and not ours after all.
Fall makes one elegiac. But not necessarily in a bad way. Night all and God bless.
Posted by: Zek at October 04, 2021 10:08 PM (lcQJG)
Or an STD test
I'm guessing that a PCR test wouldn't even need to do more than one cycle to light up a broad spectrum swarm of positives.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:08 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (PTDkx)
where does the electricity come from?
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (/g7XU)
The wall. Duh!!
- AOC
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:09 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
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Heh. I'll hold it for you.
Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland at October 04, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)
Or an STD test
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:07 PM (KeIhl)
Claps.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:09 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 04, 2021 10:09 PM (SchxB)
That is so true! Electricity just comes out of a hole in the wall like magic!
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:10 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 04, 2021 10:09 PM (SchxB)
Some make a career out of that.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:10 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:10 PM (+LCoQ)
Just like dicks do!
Posted by: The slut with 16000 sexual encounters at October 04, 2021 10:11 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: ALH"
What does that have to do with carbon emissions and climate? You must hate science!
Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2021 10:11 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: CppThis at October 04, 2021 09:20 PM (UewuT)
Funny, when I read that the first time, I read it as "sex worker" and was going to be intrigued by her career trajectory. "Social worker" is just lame a** leftist wonkery, though.
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2021 10:11 PM (hR28Y)
How are you, dahlin?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
What elegant and correct phrasing!
One more day almost over and done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:10 PM (+LCoQ)
Just like dicks do!
Posted by: The slut with 16000 sexual encounters at October 04, 2021 10:11 PM (oRIBj)
Oh my
Posted by: Shep! at October 04, 2021 10:12 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:12 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 10:12 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (KeIhl)
It reads to me like the German conservatives and the Wehrmacht suffered from nobility overconfidence. They were terrified of the German commies and figured the Austrian corporal had to be a buffoon. His SA thugs could beat the Red mobs down and certainly the upper class Germans could control this upstart buffoon...many times they thought about deposing ol Adolf, but he kept winning everything thru 1940 so they figured Adolf had too much
public support. Then when things started to go really bad they were all fighting for their own lives..if they had taken Hitler out in 1939 the world would have only wanted the Nazi leadership gone..by 1942-43 it was unconditional.surrender or nothing
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I'm going to buy an F-14 Tomcat.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (rm8S6)
I did work a wedding Saturday that was a BYOB reception.
Keeping track of 40 different people's booze contributions, with no one willing to share with anyone else was a different experience.
lol. Northerners.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (7F9te)
Corn Pop died.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:06 PM (KeIhl)
I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl
In some parts of the country the locals would be cutting down taller trees from which to fly the flag.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 10:14 PM (WKq6S)
402 Very high turnover rate. They love to advertise large salaries, but then the contract will say you must work for an X amount of time or you have to pay back the extra money from inflated bonuses and salaries. The companies can and do let people go before that time period. That and for other reasons, many companies are not good companies to work for... there are some tho.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 04, 2021 08:25 PM (45oaH)
A good friend of mine who made a major career change into the trucking industry has complained that, despite documentation and repeated notifications to the company, the trucks themselves are constantly in disrepair.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 04, 2021 10:14 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 10:14 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:15 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein
I rate this as BS.
Mary cannot spell this good.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2021 10:15 PM (axyOa)
This is something that apparently applies to multiple companies. I actually had to go rescue him one weekend because of this shit.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 04, 2021 10:15 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (N1+1o)
You'll have to give the Iranians a call since they're the only ones with functioning F-14s.
I hear they take payment in giant pallets delivered via unmarked plane.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 10:15 PM (1Yy3c)
last time i went out, i used my "outdoor" Army voice to call for Shane...
just now he walked up when i went to check, covered in schmutz, so, as i thought, he'd gone to ground when the loud noises started, and stayed there until it had been A: quiet for awhile and B: he heard Dad calling for him...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 10:15 PM (a5mcW)
Posted by: RTW at October 04, 2021 10:15 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
The check vajayjay light will not go out.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:16 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 04, 2021 09:25 PM (2NHgQ)
Really, more of a braggart. Which makes her even _more_ attractive, I'm sure.
(BTW, I've now seen several claims that used the 16,000 number. Is it a 'thing' to just use that number to mean "A whole h*** of a lot of d***s!"?)
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2021 10:16 PM (hR28Y)
Getting ready for the real estate agent to take photos and get set up to put the house on the market.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 04, 2021 10:16 PM (2SdPm)
180 Degree Opposite of a TXMoMe.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:16 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Shep! at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (KeIhl)
What fun is a boring ONT life! Push everything to the limit.
And remember I always spoke well of you when you win the lottery!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cosda at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM (hofLZ)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Hazchic at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM (nWpv5)
I hear they take payment in giant pallets delivered via unmarked plane.
Posted by: Robert
I'd rather pay The Mossad to steal one from the Iranians. Which I could afford to do, if I won the Powerball.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
The check vajayjay light will not go out.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:16 PM (eZshs)
Just stick a piece of black tape over it.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM (1Yy3c)
Searching Amazon for a Progressive Numerology and Essential Oils guide.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:18 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:19 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:19 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Azjaeger
Yep.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (N1+1o)
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My local doughnut store also sells homemade burritos and tamales. I think we have a tie for the best doughnut store.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:18 PM (+LCoQ)
Can you buy KY Jelly with an EP rating?
Posted by: The slut with 16000 sexual encounters at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
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Except...it was designed to deal with external loading, rather than internal loading.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (V+A8w)
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (1Yy3c)
Yeah, I think its a BLM planted story, something about it being located between the police station and where the dindus hang out.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 04, 2021 09:22 PM (mfu76)
And if the weather is that bad and questionable why even take the chance of taking a little kid out on the water in those conditions. How about stand on solid ground and watch the water flow by???
WhereTF was the Mom saying no way you're taking my kid out there. I did some crazy stupid shit with my Dad growing up but my Mom did say NO to some of it.
Posted by: NC Ref at October 04, 2021 10:21 PM (we2l3)
Posted by: Cosda at October 04, 2021 10:17 PM
In my AO, I might even be able to see the place from the palatial Zettaibunker...
https://is.gd/donuts_n_ammo
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 10:22 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2021 09:24
My small engine guy told me that when he closed up shop. Thanks buddy, but that could have saved me a few visits to you. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 10:22 PM (55Qr6)
In the Outer Banks, there's a place called Biscuits and Porn. They should merge with that donuts and ammo place
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:22 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:19 PM (KeIhl)
The punk got stunk because the vandals took the candle.
Posted by: Rejected Bob Dylan lyric at October 04, 2021 10:22 PM (oRIBj)
Posted by: Cosda
Biscuits n' Pron - Nags Head. Not to be missed.
https://is.gd/PO9o6D
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:23 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:23 PM (eZshs)
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My local doughnut store also sells homemade burritos and tamales. I think we have a tie for the best doughnut store.
Posted by: LostInSpace
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In the Outer Banks, there's a place called Biscuits and Porn. They should merge with that donuts and ammo place Posted by: Doof
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Three way tie.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 10:23 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Adriane the Tradition Challenged Critic ... at October 04, 2021 10:23 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 10:20 PM (1Yy3c)
Robert - did you ever check out those Chevelle songs I recommended?
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)
I was working for a few weeks at this biometrics office in Clarksburg, WV and outside my hotel was this place called "Biscuit World".
Some of the largest creatures on earth passed through the doors each morning.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:24 PM (+LCoQ)
Oh. And the leftist locusts must never learn of this place called Tensleep.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:23 PM (eZshs)
Great instance of hordemind!!
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:25 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: 496 at October 04, 2021 10:25 PM (U1eOr)
Well ... until they start rationing them ...
Posted by: Adriane the Tradition Challenged Critic ... at October 04, 2021 10:25 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:26 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Not sure if I was in Clarksburg or not but the only restaurant I ever walked out of after a few steps into entering was Biscuit World.
The floor was so slippery with grease I thought I was gone to go down.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:26 PM (eZshs)
(BTW, I've now seen several claims that used the 16,000 number. Is it a 'thing' to just use that number to mean "A whole h*** of a lot of d***s!"?)
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2021 10:16 PM (hR28Y)
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Now there's an interesting question that probably has widely different answers for the way people view women across different cultures: At what point does the cock roster become so laden that it essentially breaks? How many dicks before you just quit counting them, because it doesn't matter anymore?
(disclaimer: I'm not making a "Wilt Chamberlain good, hotwife crankholster bad" argument. Not judging the petri dishes by gender, just a cultural question.)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2021 10:26 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:26 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 04, 2021 10:26 PM (ljUPy)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 04, 2021 10:27 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:27 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sir Robin's Not Racist Minstrels... at October 04, 2021 10:27 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: ALH
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Astounding, really. Dozens, would be my guess. Some showed up with regularity, as different characters. Strother Martin is an example. Also Warren Oates, Jack Elam, etc.
I think Dillon gunned down Bruce Dern a few times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 10:27 PM (2YhrB)
Susan Collins now willing to deal with Dems on the debt ceiling...
Geeeeeee... what a traitorous surprise.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2021 10:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 04, 2021 10:29 PM (okV1R)
I think Dillon gunned down Bruce Dern a few times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Shatner was on the show once, as well.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:29 PM (N1+1o)
I think the only reason one would go to Clarksburg is because of the FBI facility or one did something very very evil and was sent there by the Witness Protection Program.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:30 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Cosda
Biscuits n' Pron - Nags Head. Not to be missed.
https://is.gd/PO9o6D
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:23 PM (eZshs)
Hiram's Guns and Liquor... in El Cajon Calif.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2021 10:30 PM (oHd/0)
Geeeeeee... what a traitorous surprise. Posted by: Romeo13
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The UniParty + parasites at work.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 10:30 PM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Adriane the Tradition Challenged Critic ... at October 04, 2021 10:23 PM (okV1R)
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I think it's most Eastern European cultures. I know my fellow Croatian homies usually have a cookie table at weddings. It's become a regional thing around here.
https://tinyurl.com/kc8x6m3y
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2021 10:30 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 10:31 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Italian weddings and, as you said, Eastern European in eastern/northern Ohia too.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:33 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 04, 2021 10:33 PM (8548M)
635 episodes made for a LOT of people getting involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:33 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Cicero
Was he the one that offed Ellie Walker? Andy never found the body, did he?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:34 PM (eZshs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2021 10:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 04, 2021 10:35 PM (okV1R)
Oh. And the leftist locusts must never learn of this place called Tensleep.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,"
****
Places like that are good for the heart and soul in sad times. Lefties can never understand since they have neither.
Posted by: Cosda at October 04, 2021 10:36 PM (hofLZ)
Catching up on comments.
If I had to pick between Yoko and Janis, I'd reluctantly choose Yoko. With a heavy heart.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Anyone already suggest employing "and"?
Posted by: mindful webworker - the power of "and" compels you at October 04, 2021 10:36 PM (71l6D)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:30 PM (+LCoQ)
Many driving trips over the past several years between Casa de Doof in northeast MD and Lexington KY. Clarksburg WV is exactly halfway. I've only stopped there for gas or a snack at Kroger. But I always sing "take the last train to Clarksburg" as I drive thu
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 10:34 PM (eZshs)
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They dredged all of Meyers Lake. All they found was Opie's mom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 04, 2021 10:38 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 10:31 PM (VxC1e)
Also the old "Little Shop of Horrors." the one what ain't a musical. Audrey was really hawt in that one. Saw it on the Rifftrax.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)
I'll do what I want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I'm mindful webworker and I heartily endorse this sentiment.
Milady bought gifts for the whole family for son-in-law's birthday last month. She got me a Mark Dice "Arrest Fauci" t-shirt. Alas, I forgot to bring it along on my Chicago visit.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good for 'im at October 04, 2021 10:40 PM (71l6D)
Jack Nicholson appeared in an episode of The Andy Griffith Show.
Posted by: Cicero
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Aunt Bee, I want you to hold the chicken between your knees.
Posted by: Nack Jicholson at October 04, 2021 10:40 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I'm going to buy an F-14 Tomcat.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:13 PM (N1+1o)
I'm shooting for an OA-37. Spins are fun when they aren't making you barf.
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2021 10:40 PM (hR28Y)
Of course, by the look of it, so did every other actor and actress in Hollywood.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 10:41 PM (N1+1o)
or not compete, as the case may be.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 04, 2021 10:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Adriane the Dieting in the Fall is NOGO Critic ... at October 04, 2021 10:43 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:44
Hey, you can't disrespect St. George of the Holy Fentanyl, LOL.
Speaking of busts, I always thought that ugly one behind Senile Joe was RFK. Others thought it was JFK. Recently learned it is Cesar Chavez, a huge opponent of illegal immigration.
The Biden team is really shit in their messaging.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 10:44 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 04, 2021 10:44 PM (kromb)
Both shows were Desilu properties.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 10:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Adriane the Dieting in the Fall is NOGO Critic ... at October 04, 2021 10:44 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:22 PM (mZUr4)
Biscuits, Bullets, and Boobs?
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2021 10:46 PM (hR28Y)
Uhura, "Now, what is that supposed to mean?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 10:47 PM (KeIhl)
Also, lots and lots of claymores, and bricks of C4, and razor wire, and three or four more Mossberg tactical shotguns, and plenty of K-Bars to pass around. Oh, I guess also lots of det cord and blasting caps. And beer. And Spam.
Looks like I have to do moar planning. BRB.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
If you're still around. I second the vote for TenSleep.
And for my favorite beer. Speed Goat from TenSleep brewing Company
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 04, 2021 10:48 PM (Jzz++)
If she'd survived another 10 years she may have made it to AA
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 10:48 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 04, 2021 10:22 PM (7djBy)
https://bit.ly/3DhNjYB
and
https://bit.ly/3FlqZPg
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2021 10:49 PM (hR28Y)
Posted by: Singing Vikings Eating Breakfast ... at October 04, 2021 10:49 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)
I picked an album at random on Amazon Music and hit play. The North Corridor. It's really good!
I got one for ya.
Soen
https://tinyurl.com/88kyhdv8
Swedish band with Martin Lopez (ex-Opeth) on drums.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 10:51 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:24
Pug, I missed something. I knew your Dad passed but I missed this about your sister. She passed after your Dad?
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 10:51 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
Just look for the KY High Mileage 50/90 weight?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2021 10:54 PM (QzJWU)
If you're still around. I second the vote for TenSleep.
And for my favorite beer. Speed Goat from TenSleep brewing Company
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 04, 2021 10:48 PM (Jzz++)
D'oh! Now I regret not stopping to look around today. That is a seriously cool little town. I actually wrote a short story that has a fictional town based on Tensleep. Same area. And, no. Can't read it yet. Needs a lot of work. *scowls*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 04, 2021 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 10:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 04, 2021 10:56 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 04, 2021 10:56 PM (QgHo2)
May his controlling earworms not scream too loud. Brainstems need love too.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2021 10:58 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Dude...sorry to hear that. My condolences.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 10:58 PM (1Yy3c)
I like that.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 04, 2021 10:58 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pod Hamp at October 04, 2021 11:00 PM (H+EKX)
If she'd survived another 10 years she may have made it to AA
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 10:48 PM (KbLYZ)
My favorite photo of Janis. She wasn't a "10", or anywhere near it. But she was a party girl who liked to laugh. Damned shame she died so young.
https://tinyurl.com/wtyuuya6
Posted by: Rejected Bob Dylan lyric at October 04, 2021 11:00 PM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Adriane the Cookie Table Monster Critic ... at October 04, 2021 11:02 PM (okV1R)
with the head injury, they can't sedate him, so the MRI will have to wait.
the kid is a fighter, and Mom says, "keep the prayers coming".
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 11:02 PM (a5mcW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:02 PM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 10:51 PM (55Qr6)
Yes. September 17. It was unexpected, sort of. She had immune deficiencies, which took its toll on her over the years. My brother donated a kidney, and she recovered wonderfully. She was exercising, walking, even working up to jogging. She looked so good, back to her sarcastic self. But then she got a cold (maybe the 'rona, but, who the hell knows), but she succumbed to pneumonia and a pulmonary embolism.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2021 09:50 PM (evAgx)
It's a issue of opportunity and need. If things are bad inside of China, they may decide to time is good to go, if they can make sure the US and others are sufficiently distracted (or we have Joe: "Hey, Joe, there's ICECREAM!").
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
On the screen we see Pavel and Terrell aiming their phasers at Kirk and company. In the script as Terrell rebels Chekov aims his phaser AT Terrell but hesitates struggling.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2021 11:05 PM (KeIhl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Well, hopefully the ROC has at least one nuke a few twists of a screwdriver away from being deployable, and if the Chicoms do attack, they turn Beijing into the Asian analog to Chernobyl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:06 PM (M+NTa)
Well at least it isn't like we depend on Taiwan for any of our electronic needs...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
it may be a power consolidation ...
it may be something as simple as China can not feed itself, so why not kill off some hungry mouths and pick up some territory at the same time ...
either way, food and ammo and toilet paper ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cookie Table Monster Critic ... at October 04, 2021 11:08 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 09:42 PM (N1+1o)
His name ain't Harriman and he didn't sell the Moon
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 11:08 PM (KbLYZ)
Happy-ish Monday Evening.
Posted by: Adriane the Cookie Table Monster Critic
Happy Tuesday Morning !
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 11:09 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 09:44 PM (oRIBj)
He doesn't need a bust, he's already had a bust. That's what caused all the problems.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 11:10 PM (KbLYZ)
Hopefully the rain will help with cleaning up the Orange County oil spill from last weekend.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I read years ago that Taiwan had nukes.
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 11:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 04, 2021 10:56 PM (+I6Y/)
Me don't give a fuck? Look, I understand that bending the knee and facing unemployment if not, is a personal decision. You do you.
But as a general rule, the more people say Fuck Off, the harder the 'rule' is to enforce. It's like the rule to require NYers to "register" their AR-15s or face felony charges... Fewer than 1% complied. Maybe I have the wrong state but I do have the right result.
And so do they. They do not have the resources to lock us all up. And Smith and Wesson flees Massatwoshits for friendlier climes. Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:08 PM
So, is one to assume the fire season is over?
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (rm8S6)
Posted by: Moody Blues ... at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (6RgRK)
Every time it rains in SoCal half of Malibu slides into the Pacific.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
"THE RETURN OF PROTEIN WISDOM"
Wow nostalgia. I hope it works out. Outside of Ace and Insty and let me think, I guess ann althouse, who's left from that from simpler and less apocalyptic time online
Posted by: havel at October 04, 2021 11:12 PM (WfuTe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
This sounds suspiciously like the intro to a math problem...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 11:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:13 PM (3/XaG)
This sounds suspiciously like the intro to a math problem...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 04, 2021 11:13 PM (hOUT3)
lol
Posted by: havel at October 04, 2021 11:14 PM (WfuTe)
I'd forgotten all about mudslide seasno! Unprecedented apocalyptic anthropogenic climate-change induced mudslides, I assume... Worst ever!
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 11:15 PM (rm8S6)
Condolences Pug, that's a lot of loss in a short period of time.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 11:15 PM (55Qr6)
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New rule! The privilege of defacing statues is only for democrats. All others will be hunted with the full force of the FBI.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 04, 2021 11:16 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (6RgRK)
Thank you. Driving home through God's country on an absolutely beautiful day is great comfort. I believe that's one of the ways the Lord speaks to us. Glad I took the long way home today.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai at October 04, 2021 11:11 PM (rm8S6)
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not even close... and according to Watt's Up With That, this is likely to be a La Nina winter, so little to no rain/snow. we get a good Santa Ana event or two in SoCal, and everything will burn.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 11:18 PM (a5mcW)
Seems like something is missing from the story. Like, how did the 4 year old stay alive after the dad died?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 04, 2021 11:18 PM (hVqGz)
My mom has a couple of friends. Really good, decent couple. They're late 60s-ish. Lovely people. So last week they were doing this and that and the husband was in his shop doing stuff and I guess working a power saw. Table saw? Dunno. Dude was sawing. So he's doing his thing, wife is doing her thing but next thing everyone knows blood is flying everywhere and he's screaming.
Go to ER, airlifted to San Antonio. Long story short they amputate the index finger but manage to reconstruct his thumb.
Now I mention is because these fine, lovely people (and I truly mean that) were terribly concerned about the pandemic. Took all the precautions and so on. From what I'm told, dude had his accident because of one moment of carelessness.
My point is that there are the things we can't control and the things we can. There's no use in worrying about those things we have no control over. You can take every precaution but ultimately nothing stops an act of God. But we are also surrounded by big dangerous things we can control and THOSE things are definitely the ones to be mindful of. Take your eyes off those things and that's when the really bad shit happens.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 11:19 PM (1Yy3c)
I never saw a music video until the 80s, on Friday Night Videos. And I never saw a 1960s music video until YouTube. I just don't get it. Were they played at clubs or bars or something, like with a film projector?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:19 PM (OssQ4)
Various TV shows would sometimes use them if they wanted to highlight a song but couldn't get the band to perform on the show. I think even Ed Sullivan ran a few of them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Isn't modern reporting great?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:21 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2021 11:22 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 04, 2021 10:30 PM (+LCoQ)
Many driving trips over the past several years between Casa de Doof in northeast MD and Lexington KY. Clarksburg WV is exactly halfway. I've only stopped there for gas or a snack at Kroger. But I always sing "take the last train to Clarksburg" as I drive thu
Posted by: Doof at October 04, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)
America's "Ventura Highway" was playing once on XM when I was driving on the 101 to Oxnard...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:23 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:19 PM (OssQ4)
Right? just a couple of weeks ago I watched "House of the Rising Sun" by the Animals. It was very well-made. How did this happen? Where was it aired?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
At the end of the 1960s, when the Beatles were too huge to bother to show up on a TV program, Ed Sullivan would occasionally run their promo films for various singles, for instance. I think there was one for Hey Jude, at least.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:26 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:13 PM (3/XaG)
Japan has already said they will fight if Taiwan is attacked by the commies. So the stakes are a bit higher.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2021 11:26 PM (68WvR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
But, I thought it never rains in Southern California...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmq4WIjQxp0
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Long before there were music videos, there were musical film shorts called "soundies". Sometimes these were played in viewing booths that worked like jukeboxes. Drop in a coin, and hear the band, and see them play.
Here is a Spike Jones soundie that is a crowd pleaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgn_aNCBXKw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:28 PM (M+NTa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:29 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:19 PM (OssQ4)
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First time I saw music videos was on HBO in the late 70s. They were played as filler between the movies.
Wikipedia talks about where the video for These Boots Are Made for Walkin' got played. A Scopitone.
https://is.gd/TkdqzP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopitone
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 04, 2021 11:29 PM (hVqGz)
Still, I love that song. House of the Rising Sun makes the Beatles look like the fags they are.
*dons MMA gloves*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 11:30 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
To be honest, he does, in at least one place, sings "SEEMS IT never rains..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 04, 2021 11:30 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:32 PM (OssQ4)
Also, there was no network or place guaranteed to run those films, so I'd bet a lot of bands, when asked to do one, often said "no thanks."
Then in the 1980s when it was all but certain that they could get their "promo film," now a "music video" played on either MTV, Friday Night Videos or Night Flight (which seemed to run a lot of videos MTV shied away from), they decided, let's go for it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Stoicism 101: Concern yourself with things to the degree you can affect them and no more. If you have done what is within your power, your efforts are enough.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 11:33 PM (QU5/8)
I give it 12 more months until he asks for the lesbian threesome.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 04, 2021 11:33 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:32 PM (OssQ4)
I like how "Mirandy" climbs astride the cannon as it fires. Nothing subliminal there, is there?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:34 PM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2021 11:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Thanks for putting me the knowledge, Horde.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:35 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Must be tired...read that as "porno films"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
Stoicism 101: Concern yourself with things to the degree you can affect them and no more. If you have done what is within your power, your efforts are enough.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 11:33 PM (QU5/
True. Best you can do is prepare to what degree it makes sense. For me? Nuclear war? Hit me on the head with the nuke, as I won't survive anyway.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
So many, many bands put next to zero, or often times actually zero, effort into pretending they were doing anything but lip-syncing. They'd play the wrong instrument, take a nap in the middle of the appearance, etc etc.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:37 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son
No argument here. The Go Go's were better musicians than the fucking Beatles.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 11:38 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:40 PM (3/XaG)
Someone in the comments under Mirandy:
"I remember watching a soundie machine in a New York soda fountain shop when I was a kid in the 1940s. You put a coin in the slot and it played a black and white film about 5 or 10 minutes long if my memory is correct. I never put any money in it because there were always some teenagers around who did. I had heard about TV and I thought that was what I was watching."
Heh.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:41 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Beartooth
Japan has an actual aircraft carrier (how the Hell did they manage that, when the constutution we forced on them after the Late Unpleasantness forbids offensive weapons to them?), so hopefully that will help motivate the ChiComs to settle down before things get sporty.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 11:41 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:37 PM (3/XaG)
You know, I bought that album, 'Before We Were So Rudely Interrupted". I thought it was pretty doggone good. Burdon's cover of the Dylan song, "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue" is so dark and haunting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4D4Aam9FUg
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:42 PM (M+NTa)
From what I understand they had tons of arguments re who should be making the most money: Belinda Carlisle (the lead singer, 'star' and basically public face of the band) or the songwriters (everyone else).
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
It also wouldn't surprise me if he's cheated on her, and doing this is his way of trying to make it up.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 11:44 PM (jOcSX)
The studio footage for Good Vibrations is an amazing performance. Astounding musicians.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uVlSVkzbJDA
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:45 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2021 11:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
The coke wasn't helping things
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2021 11:46 PM (KbLYZ)
Wow nostalgia. I hope it works out. Outside of Ace and Insty and let me think, I guess ann althouse, who's left from that from simpler and less apocalyptic time online
Posted by: havel
Outstanding!!! PW was easily the second best blog of all time. After this one.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 11:47 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 04, 2021 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)
There was no way it could be performed live, with all the effects the band and show wanted to include. The whole thing was made movie-style, segment by segment, with the effects everyone wanted to use, assembled and then played when Ed Sullivan introduced the Beach Boys.
I *do* believe Beach Boys, to keep up the appearance of a 'live set,' did a straight live re-recording of the song at the Ed Sullivan theater, to use as a soundtrack to the segment. But I also don't believe it was performed live in front of an audience, at all. It was a finished videotape being played back.
Because it was all done on videotape, it looked like the rest of the show, so people at home might have thought it *was* a live performance.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 11:50 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 11:41 PM (N1+1o)
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Lots of people think Japan is a peaceful country. It is not. Japan is a warlike country with a peace forced upon it. It's always been my assumption that, should things get too exciting in the Pacific, there is a plan. Imagine a man in a small office in a Japanese shipyard. A phone on his desk will ring, he'll answer it, listen, and respond, "Hai!" He will then flip a comically large switch from the "oil tanker" setting to the "aircraft carrier" setting, then return to his desk.
The Japanese are smart, violent to the point that they'd give the mullahs pause, and with a long history of killing Chinese in wholesale quantities. We should have urged them to openly rearm decades ago. A strong Japan, with a barely-restrained Imperial Fleet prowling the Pacific, would well serve American interests as well as Japanese.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2021 11:50 PM (lNHqD)
I read they are selling hats and T-shirts with "Let's Go Brandon!" on them already.
I would love for some people to shout that at Biden himself, and just see what hilarity would ensue. Most of the MSM idiots probably wouldn't know what it meant, and it would be a hoot seeing their reaction. And their analysis.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 04, 2021 11:50 PM (Mzdiz)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mdt0SOqPJcg
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:51 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 11:41 PM (N1+1o)
Uh, yeah, the Japanese Aircraft Carrier really isn't one... its uh... yeah, just a big ship with an emergency airstrip on it...
Yeah... that's the ticket...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2021 11:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 11:54 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 11:54 PM (OssQ4)
Yeah... that's the ticket...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2021 11:53 PM (oHd/0)
The name, "Totally Not The Akagi" should have clued you in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:54 PM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Kindltot
They may have burned out and had a lot of problems but they only gave up doing shows together last year, if I'm not mistaken.
40 years of on again/off again playing together ain't bad.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 11:54 PM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:55 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 11:54 PM (VwHCD)
You know what would be really cool for small power equipment? Small air-cooled Wankel engines. It almost happened.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:56 PM (M+NTa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at October 04, 2021 11:57 PM (cn6vO)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2021 11:57 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:56 PM (M+NTa)
Go slide valve or go home. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 11:57 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 11:58 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 11:59 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 11:58 PM (DMQdU)
Miklos' hash showed up on one or two of the daywalker threads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 11:59 PM (M+NTa)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 04, 2021 11:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Thanks for sharing that, Pug. My generation getting older - was just trading who's still alive or not stories with in-laws this week. No one here gets out alive.
Your reverie is of the best spirit of 'dealing with'.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I get a peaceful, easy feeling at October 04, 2021 11:59 PM (71l6D)
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Maybe. It didn't pan out well for motorcycles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 11:59 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 11:57 PM (VwHCD)
I would love to have a sleeve-valve engine to play with. Did any motorcycle manufacturers ever license the Knight patents?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:01 AM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 05, 2021 12:02 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 05, 2021 12:02 AM (x8Wzq)
That setup in Shea stadium show is absolutely pathetic. They tried to run the audio through the PA system, which consisted of horn speakers. Then they said "F it" and stopped touring. LOL!
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2021 12:03 AM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:03 AM (L47aO)
Around and Around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytm9Gt7Ppc
Boom Boom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f62s8bGiic
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 05, 2021 12:04 AM (WKq6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:01 AM (M+NTa)
That I couldn't tell you. How did the harley dude make out with the alternator?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:05 AM (VwHCD)
The amp solution was coming in about 1967, with bands like Blue Cheer and Deep Purple who were the first to stack up the amps. But the Beatles had broken up by the time they could take advantage of those innovations.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)
Yeah... that's the ticket...
Posted by: Romeo13
The name, "Totally Not The Akagi" should have clued you in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
It's a former helo carrier that now can handle F-35s, I believe, so I'm almost sure that qualifies as an aircraft carrier. As a matter of fact, the JS Izumo looks a lot like the Lexington class carrier of blessed memory, and is of similar size and tonnage.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2021 12:06 AM (N1+1o)
I think Bridgestone had some also?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:03 AM (L47aO)
I have a 350 Kawasaki rotary-valve engine sitting in, of all things, a Greeves Griffon frame. Engine is missing its side covers. Try finding them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:06 AM (M+NTa)
I don't think there is such a thing. No single food is going to contain all the macro- and micronutrients you need. That's where the term "balanced diet" comes from (although a lot are full of crap on what a proper balance really is).
I've seen list of basic foods you can survive on. So rather than one food, you can think of what's the minimum number of single food items a person could live off with nothing else added.
Then there could be engineered foods, think Ensure and the like. You might could engineer some "single" thing that would allow you to live off.
But, it would probably taste awful and drive you crazy after a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:05 AM (VwHCD)
Haven't gotten back to him yet. Bad Peon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:07 AM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 05, 2021 12:02 AM (x8Wzq)
Not really a floyd fan, but that gilmour dude is fun to play. I only know 2 floyd tunes, Time, and comfortably numb (early 90's pulse tour version), but they are fun. He does more with one string than some players do with 6.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:08 AM (VwHCD)
If you know what it is, you have Gear Head Syndrome.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:08 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Jane Wiedlin.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2021 12:09 AM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at October 05, 2021 12:10 AM (L9Ewk)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2021 12:10 AM (mzTVj)
But, it would probably taste awful and drive you crazy after a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)
For some inexplicable reason, Soylent Green has all the nutrients a human body needs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:11 AM (M+NTa)
I have a 350 Kawasaki rotary-valve engine sitting in, of all things, a Greeves Griffon frame. Engine is missing its side covers. Try finding them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I think that Kaw was called the Samurai.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:11 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:06 AM (M+NTa)
When I was a kid I had a suzuki 100 that had a rotary valve.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:11 AM (VwHCD)
Beatles had the bad luck to break up just as some real speaker solutions were coming along.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: carley at October 05, 2021 12:12 AM (3IUhE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)
That'll learn me. Nuthin' better than driving to work with a hangover.
I think it would be moar funnier if my brothers checked in. I told them about this crazy wonderful place. Tomorrow is gonna be shitty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 05, 2021 12:12 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2021 12:10 AM (mzTVj)
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The Dead and The Who had the same distinct advantage: Bob Heil, the original eccentric genius sound guy.
To this day, Heil Sound microphones are the class of the field, even in amateur radio (I use a Heil Sound iCM).
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 05, 2021 12:13 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)
The amp solution was coming in about 1967, with bands like Blue Cheer and Deep Purple who were the first to stack up the amps. But the Beatles had broken up by the time they could take advantage of those innovations.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I saw the Beatles in 1966. The teen screaming drowned out the band. Still I can remember them blowing up Twist and Shout - I never heard it so good until I heard Springsteen and E Street band blew me away in the mid 80s. Mid 1960s PA systems were geared to halls where people gave golf claps at the end of a song. They never stood a chance against what this music unleased in the audience. By the later 1960s this was more or less solved by using a wall of amps which today is making hearing aid companies lots of money. The Beatles songwriting is on par with anything ever written and their studio work came from a place that is incomprehensible. They were and still are that great.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 05, 2021 12:13 AM (WKq6S)
If you know what it is, you have Gear Head Syndrome.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:08 AM (L47aO)
Well, I guessed it was a hot air engine, and I recognized the Phillips logo. then I read the url.
Damn! I want one. How cool is that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:14 AM (M+NTa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
And his name will be "Nagumo".
Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2021 12:15 AM (N1+1o)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 05, 2021 12:15 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
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Heh. For a while, I sold the ESS speakers that use the AMT tweeter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:16 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 05, 2021 12:15 AM (x8Wzq)
Night, Pug. Condolences on your recent losses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:17 AM (M+NTa)
I know a stretch, Jane as an alien.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:18 AM (KeIhl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)
We used to use 8 full stacks sometimes. The bass player used 2 SVT cabs. Yeah, we were assholes. lol
Townsend originally had 8-12 cabs, but his roadies complained they were too heavy, and he had to start using stacked 4-12s. Moving 8-12s had to suuuck.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:18 AM (VwHCD)
It just hit me, and I don't know why I didn't think of it. I'll bet NASA has a wealth of information on the most efficient ways to deliver the required nutrients humans need to survive long term. That would be right up their alley. Space food.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
You know where that leads to?
Space turds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:20 AM (M+NTa)
Posted by: qdpsteve
God gave man hearing, Jim marshall took it away. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:20 AM (VwHCD)
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I know that video well. The songs and the playing are in place very few musicians have reached at any point in music history. I have had the good fortune to hear McCartney and Waters a few times in the last decade or so. The only way I can express how great their talents are is to say they are musical. That is where the poetry of sound exists and it is a rare, rare thing. After that I have nothing. And what is not obvious is the great bands they have at this time do not make them better, they drag their musicians up to their level.
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 05, 2021 12:20 AM (WKq6S)
*Genda in post war Japan was part of the delegation that selected Lockheed's F-104 Starfighter for Imperial service. The Japanese for awhile would give each airplane type a name, the F-104 became the Eiko or "Glory."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:21 AM (KeIhl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgn_aNCBXKw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Thanks for that. Just great stuff.
"Soundie" added to vocabulary.
Tech-naggy note to all: on any YouTube video, right-click on the vid (at YouTube or on an embed elsewhere) and choose "Copy video URL." You will get a byte-saving short URL like
https://youtu.be/pgn_aNCBXKw
Posted by: mindful webworker - crazy is as crazy does at October 05, 2021 12:21 AM (71l6D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:20 AM (M+NTa)
And failing that, constispacion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:21 AM (M+NTa)
Right, I know that, but what single food comes out of the gate the closest? Oatmeal has pretty good amount of protein for a grain. Peanut butter would be gnarly on an extended basis but it is filling and high energy.
Most "survival" bars in liferafts are some composite sawdust textured concoction.
When Colin Fletcher walked the length of California in 1958 he subsisted largely on mashed potatoes w/gravy and dehydrated meat bars. He also ate a shitload of sugar, or foods/candy containing it. About 4 pounds or so a
week. This makes sense too, refined carbs are just the ticket during strenuous exertion.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2021 12:21 AM (mzTVj)
Posted by: qdpsteve
They were also the first band to vomit in the bar, and find the distance to the stage too far.
Long live rock.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2021 12:22 AM (N1+1o)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:24 AM (KeIhl)
Yep, NASA has a page on it:
https://www.nasa.gov/aeroresearch/resources
/artifact-opportunities/space-food/
Lots of links there to various info. John Glenn was the first American at least to actually eat something in space.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Damn! I want one. How cool is that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Very. Although, 'How hot is that?' would be the better comment. The nearly silent operation would be fascinating. I do have an operating model engine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:24 AM (830x5)
week. This makes sense too, refined carbs are just the ticket during strenuous exertion.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2021 12:21 AM (mzTVj)
California was shorter in 1958.
Posted by: Plate Tectonics. at October 05, 2021 12:24 AM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:24 AM (KeIhl)
Doggone it all to hell. Here I thought you were going to win, and support me in the style to which I would like to become accustomed.
Posted by: Plate Tectonics. at October 05, 2021 12:26 AM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Anna Puma
You have a photographic memory, don't you?
I have never encountered a person who knows more about darned near any possible topic that comes up than you do.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2021 12:27 AM (N1+1o)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:28 AM (L2ZTs)
On that odd note, night all.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:28 AM (KeIhl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2021 12:28 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:24 AM (830x5)
Pouts. I had a radiometer once.
I wonder if those new "super white" and "super black" paints would make for more efficient radiometers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:29 AM (M+NTa)
Ahh -- weightlessness changes the nutrition requirements some. Iron and sodium intake need to be below the normal requirements on earth.
Vitamin D supplementation is required, I see. They have to take D supplements, 'cause the food itself doesn't provide enough.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:28 AM (KeIhl)
Night, Anna.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:30 AM (M+NTa)
Re space turds. See the infamous turd incident during Apollo 10 (dress rehearsal for the actual landing). In transit, someone observed a turd floating in the cabin.
It was mystery, as all three crew members denied it was theirs.
The Apollo space toilet for #2 purposes consisted basically of a plastic bag. And the food was chosen for low residue purposes. They want to minimize the doo-doo production.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 05, 2021 12:31 AM (U8H2e)
yeah he is, he's in the fucking white house.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:34 AM (VwHCD)
The Apollo space toilet for #2 purposes consisted basically of a plastic bag. And the food was chosen for low residue purposes. They want to minimize the doo-doo production.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:31 AM (Mzdiz)
The FBI crime lab could have done ballistics tests to determine provenance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:34 AM (M+NTa)
but then again, i am generally uninterested in "famous" people, for the most part, and i also figure they are entitled to their privacy as well, unless they deliberately make a big deal about being out in public.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 12:34 AM (RwH1i)
But Wankel small engines? They might work, but what I'd really want is a grenade sized mini-jet turbine for the weed whacker. I do NOT care if it's inferior tech for the job. I only care that it would drive Southern CA Karens even further into the mental stratosphere.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2021 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
The one pictured here:
https://tinyurl.com/se98eua8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:41 AM (bPH26)
Posted by: illegal hiding in Kristen Sinema's laundry hamper at October 05, 2021 12:42 AM (QU5/8)
While we know the first man to eat in space, and a lot of other firsts, there are some such "where no man has gone before" types whose identities are kept secret. There is the first man to take a dump in space. They had to carefully monitor all that, and determine the parameters so to speak. And the first man to puke in space.
And, with womyns in space, believe it or not, there is the first woman to menstruate in space. That was a big deal. At first, they used some drugs to suppress it, but then, in some internal feminist furor, they decided to go for it. Some were afraid there would be problems, but some woman astronaut did it, and proved it to work fine.
And then there was the first man, to you know, jack off in space. Now, whether or not that was actually officially monitored is doubtful. It was sort of like, "you work that out on your own. We won't ask, you don't tell".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 12:43 AM (Mzdiz)
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Yeah, I remember the RE-5 (?). There was also the Hercules. Norton, but I never saw one of those, don't know if they were imported.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:44 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2021 12:45 AM (mzTVj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2021 12:45 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: vmom
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The devil's wife not making out so well, one supposes. Someone should call Social Services.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:47 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
The one pictured here:
https://tinyurl.com/se98eua8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 12:41 AM (bPH26)
If you ever have occasion to go to Alberta, you definitely have to make arrangements to visit this private museum:
https://tinyurl.com/kcyjhmzu
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:49 AM (M+NTa)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2021 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
A Wankel leaf blower with a megaphone exhaust would really jerk the Karens' chains.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:52 AM (M+NTa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 12:52 AM (M+NTa)
A fart cannon exhaust. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:59 AM (VwHCD)
What we really need for the Karens, is a diesel powered weed whacker (50cc?), that can Roll Coal and really pour out the smoke from it's miniature oversized exhaust.
The Cummins or PowerStroke or Duramax badges on the weedwhaker ought to really send 'em around the bend?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2021 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
*joking of course, but expect "threadjacking" criticisms of any thread from now on. Horse-, or Fish- pun threadjacking. Threadjacking about threadjacking metathreads!
Morpheus, I head your way!
Posted by: mindful webworker - hit the road, Jack at October 05, 2021 01:02 AM (71l6D)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 12:59 AM (VwHCD)
Wankels are loud. When the tip seal uncovers the exhaust port, combustion is still going on in the travelling chamber. They have a two-stroke sort of rap to them.
I put a mazda 12A Wankel into a Triumph Tr7 for a friend. There was no way at all that the Mazda thermal reactor would fit, so we had an exhaust shop fab up tube headers. The car sounded like two angry chain saws, and the header tubes would glow red hot. but they never failed. He may still have that car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 01:04 AM (M+NTa)
"Bourbon Fueled Turbo Diesel Horse Pun Powered Weedwhackers"
Put that in yer threadjacker n' smoke it! LOL!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2021 01:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 01:10 AM (VwHCD)
just let them see you using Round Up... guaranteed shit hemorrhage, every time.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:17 AM (RwH1i)
just let them see you using Round Up... guaranteed shit hemorrhage, every time.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:17 AM (RwH1i)
Chlordane, go for mass suicide.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2021 01:19 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:21 AM (RwH1i)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:21 AM (RwH1i)
Jim
A final tale before beddy-bye time.
At America's Best Greek Restaurant this afternoon. Chicago rules: masks when you're standing, not if you're sitting holy hell's bells. A couple near us moves from a two-seater to a four-seater table two feet away. They put on their masks when they get up to move, take them off when they sit down. A bit later, a waiter, older fellow, walks by, and the Karen of the couple prods the waiter to pull the mask up over his nose. I didn't get a chance to corner the waiter and say, that's a great nose, be proud of it, don't let the Karens wear you down. Also never got a chance to corner the Karen and pound her authoritarian ass into the pavement. I just left.
Glad to report that, once outside the Windbag City, the State still required masks for all inside, but half the staff at every stop, and most of the customers, were mask-resistant. A small hope for the future.
Okay, really, off to bed now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what? I can't understand you with that smile suppressor on! at October 05, 2021 01:21 AM (71l6D)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:25 AM (RwH1i)
Breaking: NIH director Francis Collins is resigning. This is due to the GOF scandal, from what I'm reading.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 01:28 AM (M+NTa)
then you see someone, in their car, by themselves, with two masks and a face shield, and all you can do is point and laugh at them... which pisses them off no end.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:29 AM (RwH1i)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)
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good.
now string the fucker up by his neck and let him rot.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:30 AM (RwH1i)
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 01:32 AM (RwH1i)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
Not giving up his pension to help pay for the damages he help cause, i take it ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 05, 2021 01:37 AM (okV1R)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2021 01:38 AM (M+NTa)
https://youtu.be/fX4N34zsR5g
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 05, 2021 01:42 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 05, 2021 01:43 AM (a4EWo)
See Jack Posobiec's twitter feed. Also, from that feed, here is Francis Collins at his best:
https://twitter.com/NIHDirector/status
/1294300486984581120
He should be tarred, feathered, and run out of D.C. on a rail for that alone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 05, 2021 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Quick! Someone shove some ivermectin down his gullet before he pukes into his mas....oh wait! He's not wearing one! Quick before he pukes...oh for crimminey's sake.
He puked all over everything.
Posted by: torabora at October 05, 2021 01:55 AM (MPyP6)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2021 02:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 09:13 PM (QU5/
???
Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 02:20 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 05, 2021 02:23 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2021 02:26 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 05, 2021 02:32 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 05, 2021 02:34 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.
hmmm. I didn't wash the car, but I did water the dog-grass plugs. So, 50-50.
Posted by: Adriane the Grass Growing Critic ... at October 05, 2021 02:38 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
I got a kite and a couple of keys around here, somewhere !!!
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Grass Growing Critic ... at October 05, 2021 02:42 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2021 02:45 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2021 02:47 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip
Argh. Got a leaf blower-ish kind of thingie?
Posted by: Adriane the Grass Growing Critic ... at October 05, 2021 02:48 AM (okV1R)
Weather gadget says it's raining at the Chandler airport, so it could be sooner than you think.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 05, 2021 02:58 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 03:00 AM (Zsfob)
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2021 03:26 AM (2JoB8)
- I wonder if the shooting in Port Arthur made Pratt on Texas's Anti-Wimp update?
- Can a post office be a bank? Ask the Japanese how that's working out. (Art I, Sec. 8, Clause 7 should be repealed, Constitutionally with an amendment of course.)
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at October 05, 2021 03:44 AM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: MammaB at October 05, 2021 07:54 AM (W0yKF)
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