Sunday Overnight Open Thread (10/3/21)

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(Photo H/T Ladyl)


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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"It's just another layer of security and protection," OEMC's Executive Director Rich Guidice

Quote II

“You’ll never find fairness on the left, look all you want, you’ll go cross-eyed,”Jesse Watters

Quote III

“These are people who spent $200,000 and they want perfection,” Doug Gollan,founder of Private Jet Card Comparisons

Quote IV

'Our members are tired. Our members are feeling the pain of these COVID deaths.'' Mike Podue, president of ILWU Local 63

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Oh no, Jonah Goldberg hardest hit. PAIN IN THE A*** Covid could cause ‘restless anal syndrome’, docs claim

COVID illness may cause what doctors describe as “restless anal syndrome”.

It’s as bizarre as it sounds, causing a person to feel they constantly need to move in order to relieve the “restlessness” in their anus.


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We don't want them farting. Now we don't want them burping. Just let the cows be.

The controversial quest to make cow burps less noxious
It’s not so simple as just feeding them gas-busting seaweed.

It's an oppressively hot morning in the barnyard, even in the shade of the long open-air structure where the cows come to feed. On a typical farm, they would gather around a trough, but here at UC Davis they chow from special blue bins, which detect when and how much each one eats. It’s like Weight Watchers, only researchers here aren’t so much interested in these cows’ figures, but how much they burp.


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Well the horse is out of the barn. Is this research in time or too late?

Senior author Dr. Clara Humpston said: "Cannabis is often considered to be one of the 'safer' drugs and has also shown promise in medical therapies, leading to calls for it be legalized globally. Although we are unable to establish a direct causal relationship, our findings suggest we should continue to exercise caution since the notion of cannabis being a safe drug may well be mistaken."

Dr. Joht Singh Chandan said: "The research reaffirms the need to ensure a public health approach to recreational drug use continues to be adopted across the UK. We must continue to progress measures to improve the prevention and detection of drug use as well as implement the appropriate supportive measures in an equitable manner to prevent the secondary negative health consequences."


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Nothing to see here peasants. Move along and put up with us betters.

Fed Vice Chair Clarida Traded Millions One Day Before Powell Emergency Pandemic Statement

Earlier this week, with Fed hawks suddenly dropping like flies following the resignations of Boston and Dallas Fed presidents, Rosengren and Kaplan, amid a public outcry over their recently-revealed daytrading activities which benefited them as a direct result of monetary policy decisions they were explicitly and directly involved in, we joked that if the Fed wants to get rid of all the hawks, they just need to leak the trading records of Kansas City Fed president Esther George, widely viewed as the most vocal hawk among all FOMC members.

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We all know Joe Biden's residency in the White House isn't going well. That was President Trump's plan all along.

ALM BEACH, FL—Trump has revealed to reporters that Biden's so-called "victory" in the 2020 election was actually a 4D chess plot by himself to make his own presidency look good. According to Trump, every time there's a major crisis now, people will look back fondly on the years 2016-2020, remembering the last great golden age of America when everything was great and we had a "really handsome, extremely smart president."


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We can all gather together at Christmas if you are exposed to the common cold, the flu and even HIV/Aids. But not if you want to avoid the Chinese Kung Flu.

Brennan asked, “But we can gather for Christmas, or it is just too soon to tell?”

Fauci said, “You know, Margaret, it is just too soon to tell. We have to concentrate on continuing to get those numbers down and not try to jump ahead by weeks or months and say what we’re going to do at a particular time. Let’s focus like a laser on continuing to get those cases down. And we can do it by people getting vaccinated. Also, in the situation where boosters are appropriate to get people boosted because we know they can help greatly in diminishing infection and diminishing advanced disease.”


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Last week one night we looked at some mental illness on full display. The Hodge Twins address this issue.


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Sure would be funny if this attention whore ended up in jail on an obstruction charge.

DOG the Bounty Hunter says tips are still pouring in as he hunts down Gabby Petito's wanted fiance Brian Laundrie - however, he isn't sharing those leads with law enforcement, the TV star has revealed.

Dog, real name Duane Chapman, joined the hunt for 23-year-old Laundrie late last month at the behest of his fans shortly after Gabby's remains were found at a Wyoming campsite on September 19.

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For $8K one would think they hire a tutor and pass the old fashioned way.

Over two dozen people taking a national exam that could lead to a career in teaching were caught cheating Bluetooth-enabled flip flops to get an edge over the stiff competition.

Cheating has always been a big problem in India, especially during potentially life-changing exams. I remember watching surreal scenes of people climbing the walls of a school building in Bihar to hand cheat sheets to the students taking their year-end exams inside a few years ago, or army applicants forced to take exams in their underwear to prevent cheating. This year, authorities in Rajasthan went as far as cutting the internet connection in the state during the exam to prevent cheating, but they still couldn’t prevent savvy cheaters from trying to get a leg up through nefarious ways. The latest method of cheating reportedly involves Bluetooth-connected flip-flops sold by criminal gangs for up to 600,000 rupees ($8,000) per pair.


The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day October 3, 1949 - Lindsey Buckingham
American musician, singer, songwriter Lindsey Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac who had the 1977 US No.1 single 'Dreams' from the world wide No.1 album Rumours. Buckingham was one half of the duo, Buckingham Nicks and aside from his tenure with Fleetwood Mac, Buckingham has also released six solo albums and three live albums. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: Ocotober 3, 1954 American musician, singer, songwriter, guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan. He was one of the most influential guitarists in the revival of blues in the 1980s. Vaughan was killed in a helicopter crash on August 27th 1990 age 35. His family successfully sued the operators of the company for allowing an unqualified pilot to fly in fog and were awarded $2 million (£1.2 million). Vaughan played guitar on David Bowie's Let's Dance album. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 10-3-2021


Top 10 commenters:
1 [547 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)' [77.21 posts/day]
2 [503 comments] 'qdpsteve'
3 [441 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
4 [417 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei'
5 [374 comments] 'Tonypete'
6 [357 comments] 'Braenyard'
7 [348 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
8 [346 comments] 'SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual'
9 [345 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
10 [319 comments] 'rhennigantx'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [73 names] 'Miklos and his Healthy Roots' [10.30 unique names/day]
2 [55 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [50 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
4 [38 names] 'Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American'
5 [34 names] 'RedMindBlueState'
6 [30 names] '18-1'
7 [26 names] 'f'd'
8 [25 names] 'wth'
9 [21 names] 'OrangeEnt'
10 [20 names] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'


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Ah, the good old "Failure to plan" problem. Genius Award Winners.

Young Drinkers Are Pissed Their Fake IDs Don’t Match Their Real Vaccine Cards

These are tough times for underage drinkers seeking to drink illegally: the birthdays listed on vaccine cards, which are required to enter some bars, do not match their fake IDs.

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An incorrect order and anger management issues leads to another Genius Award Winner

OCTOBER 1--The McDonald's customer who called in a bomb threat to an Iowa restaurant because he did not receive dipping sauces with his 30-piece Chicken McNuggets order has pleaded guilty to a harassment charge, according to court records.

Robert Golwitzer, 42, last week copped to a misdemeanor count in connection with a bizarre incident in late-June involving a McDonald’s near his home in Ankeny, a Des Moines suburb.

Golwitzer, seen at right, was sentenced to 12 months probation and fined $430 during a September 23 court hearing.

According to an Ankeny Police Department report, a McDonald’s assistant manager told cops that a man who called the restaurant “was irate due to the fact he had requested 30 chicken nuggets and received no dipping sauces for them.”

When the worker replied that the patron could return to the restaurant to retrieve the sauce


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Pet Thread, Misanthropic Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A home invader was mauled to death by two dogs inside a Georgia home and later discovered by the owner, according to reports.

The Newnan Times-Herald reported on Thursday that Coweta County investigators were alerted after the body of a man was found at a home in Walt Sanders Road at 10:30 a.m. local time last Friday.

The outlet added it was the homeowner who discovered the man's body on his front porch when he returned home.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 03, 2021 09:00 PM (arJlL)

2 Whoa! That roof needs a bit of shoring up!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:01 PM (/Nl5q)

3 Hey Horde

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 03, 2021 09:01 PM (a4EWo)

4 Gird your loins. Monday beckons.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 03, 2021 09:01 PM (Qvktw)

5 Picture looks surprising like Hovel del Hrothgar...

in better days!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 03, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

6 I didn't mean to make a bold statement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 03, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

7 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 03, 2021 09:04 PM (PlW9M)

8 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2021 09:04 PM (K5n5d)

9 "We must continue to progress measures to improve the prevention and detection of drug use as well as implement the appropriate supportive measures in an equitable manner to prevent the secondary negative health consequences."


No, what you must do is let people suffer the consequences of their actions and actually provide for hefty consequences when their actions put others at risk. Then you could leave most people alone.

Posted by: GWB at October 03, 2021 09:05 PM (hR28Y)

10 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:05 PM (sy5kK)

11 "Let's Go, Brandon!"

Posted by: mnw at October 03, 2021 09:05 PM (Cssks)

12 Going boldly where no ONT has gone before.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:06 PM (cVy1k)

13 Looks at top ten list.
Still didnt make it.

**kicks dirt**

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2021 09:08 PM (axyOa)

14 Evening.

I am home and drinking Crystal Head Vodka, which is Dan Akroyd's vodka.

Thank you, Dan, for giving me Head.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2021 09:08 PM (1Yy3c)

15 Fed Vice Chair Clarida Traded Millions One Day Before Powell Emergency Pandemic Statement


They are so fuching crooked, so obviously breaking so many laws for the benefit of filling their own pockets, that I honestly don't bother keeping track any more.

Almost any federal leader = criminal.

Sure, there may be a few that aren't completely corrupt, but then again, someone wins the lotto every few weeks. But most don't. Same idea.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

16 Those "square-body" Chevy's were prone to rust, but I have never a box rust quite that badly before.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (cVy1k)

17 Thank you, Dan, for giving me Head.
Posted by: Robert


Ummm. That's hot?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

18 Fed Vice Chair Clarida Traded Millions One Day Before Powell Emergency Pandemic Statement


They are so fuching crooked, so obviously breaking so many laws for the benefit of filling their own pockets, that I honestly don't bother keeping track any more.

Almost any federal leader = criminal.

Sure, there may be a few that aren't completely corrupt, but then again, someone wins the lotto every few weeks. But most don't. Same idea.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

Quiet, peon!

Posted by: Your Betters at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (1Yy3c)

19 It's as bizarre as it sounds, causing a person to feel they constantly need to move in order to relieve the "restlessness" in their anus.

How dare you call that bizarre.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (Xrfse)

20 Regarding Fauci's Christmas message, you know that when anyone working for the government uses the phrase "focus like a laser" you need to relax your butt, because they're preparing to ream out your butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (+lVUW)

21 The quotes are thought provoking. Good choices.

I enjoyed the second Saturday joke a lot. Too much. I changed the punchline to next month I get out, to make it more realistic. But I will not tell that to my wife.

Posted by: NaCy Dog (u82oZ) at October 03, 2021 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

22 Ummm. That's hot?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

No, it goes down really smooth.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2021 09:11 PM (1Yy3c)

23 Clarida, don't you have to get a prescription and a shot for that ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 09:12 PM (WF/xn)

24 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 03, 2021 09:12 PM (vTCkw)

25 Ummm. That's hot?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

No, it goes down really smooth.
Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2021 09:11 PM (1Yy3c)


Crystal too?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (axyOa)

26 No, it goes down really smooth.
Posted by: Robert at

But do you have blue cheese stuffed green olives?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

27 Looks at top ten list.
Still didnt make it.

**kicks dirt**
Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2021 09:08 PM


10 in binary is 2 in decimal, so turn that frown upside down!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

28 Forgot the Thank You, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

The digits responsible have been counseled.

Posted by: NaCy Dog (u82oZ) at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

29 Looks at top ten list.
Still didnt make it.

**kicks dirt**
Posted by: Diogenes


"Where you available and able to work?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Tried to make the Top 10 posters on the AoS blog."
"Your claim is approved."

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (r1z5A)

30 SRV's guitar is very well seasoned. Never gets old.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (BFigT)

31 Looks at top ten list.
Still didnt make it.

**kicks dirt**
Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2021 09:08 PM (axyOa)

I remember when i made the top 10 list. It really made me re-evaluate my life choices....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (6FeV1)

32 Mrs. E just watched (sorta) part of a movie called The Lobster. Have any of you similarly wasted a couple hours? She is really bummed out so I went to wikiwhat to read the cliffnotes. Hold the presses that is one fcuked up mess. I will have to medicate Mrs. E with nyquil to get her to bed.

Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (0OP+5)

33 15 Fed Vice Chair Clarida Traded Millions One Day Before Powell Emergency Pandemic Statement


They are so fuching crooked, so obviously breaking so many laws for the benefit of filling their own pockets, that I honestly don't bother keeping track any more.

Almost any federal leaderemployee = criminal.

Sure, there may be a few that aren't completely corrupt, but then again, someone wins the lotto every few weeks. But most don't. Same idea.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:09 PM (sy5kK)


FIFY.
Your shot gun wing man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)

34 "we should continue to exercise caution since the notion of cannabis being a safe drug may well be mistaken"

It's safer than the clot shot, that much is certain.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (Mzdiz)

35 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Lovely photo up top and funny tune behind it.

That truck in the last photo looks rather out of place in that neighborhood...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 03, 2021 09:14 PM (rwusL)

36 Christmas message, you know that when anyone working for the government uses the phrase "focus like a laser" you need to relax your butt, because they're preparing to ream out your butt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:10 PM (+lVUW)

Well there was that article about restless anus syndrome ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 09:14 PM (WF/xn)

37 No, what you must do is let people suffer the consequences of their actions and actually provide for hefty consequences when their actions put others at risk. Then you could leave most people alone.
Posted by: GWB at October 03, 2021 09:05 PM (hR28Y)


Quel naïf!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 03, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

38 10 in binary is 2 in decimal, so turn that frown upside down!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

There are 10 kinds of people. Those who got that joke....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:14 PM (6FeV1)

39 So is that "restless anus syndrome" related to "wandering bladder?" Professor Farnsworth from Futurama suffered from that condition, which is apparently inheritable as he warned his clone about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2021 09:14 PM (K5n5d)

40 Nice photo up top MH!
Thank you. I was a fan of Hoyt Axton for a long time.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 03, 2021 09:15 PM (0CPkz)

41 I will have to medicate Mrs. E with nyquil to get her to bed.
Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (0OP+5)

Dayquil, Nyquil, Idunnowhyquil.

Posted by: Joe Biden of the spongiform brain at October 03, 2021 09:15 PM (cVy1k)

42 Your Betters

Classic Kleptocracy. Maybe todays US of A will be the peak Kleptocracy, but Communist China and the Soviet Union set a bold standard for parasitism.

Posted by: NaCy Dog (u82oZ) at October 03, 2021 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

43 DOG the Bounty Hunter says tips are still pouring in as he hunts down Gabby Petito's wanted fiance Brian Laundrie - however, he isn't sharing those leads with law enforcement
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Are they sharing leads with him? Anyway, the people who have shared leads with the police say that they are basically ignored, and can tell from the conversation that if they aren't specifically looking at the guy at that moment, the police could not GAF.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 03, 2021 09:15 PM (buTO7)

44 He's sometimes a bit of a pussy when it comes to the outdoors or animals, but I generally like what Jesse Watters says.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

45 Good News, for once... re last night's prayer request:

James M is off the ventilator, and semi-conscious. he knows his name, but has no idea what happened to him. multiple broken facial bones, and a major concussion. going for an MRI tomorrow. still in the pediatric ICU, for now.

Mom is there in Loma Linda with him.

more details later, maybe, when i do the nightly check in with Herself in a bit.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 03, 2021 09:16 PM (vTCkw)

46 Joe Biden of the spongiform brain

Getting her into bed needs red wine.

Posted by: NaCy Dog (u82oZ) at October 03, 2021 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

47 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2021 09:16 PM (qAR6u)

48 Evenin'
(sips beer)

SRV!!!

https://youtu.be/TMY9Wrh1oPA

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 09:16 PM (QFVV9)

49 Fed Vice Chair Clarida Traded Millions One Day Before Powell Emergency Pandemic Statement

I see there will be no shortage of candidates when I finally am in a position to construct Skull Mountain.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:17 PM (/Nl5q)

50 He's sometimes a bit of a pussy when it comes to the outdoors or animals, but I generally like what Jesse Watters says.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

I remember when they introduced him to a llama or alpaca, he about shit his pants. Cracked me and the wife up

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 09:17 PM (WF/xn)

51
Stevie Ray Vaughn.

What a gigantic talent.
What a gigantic loss.

*sheds tear*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:18 PM (sy5kK)

52 That last truck needs to carry a swivel mounted J.C. Higgins .410 single barrel shotgun.

"Technical", as achieved with duct tape, bailing wire and beer. *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 03, 2021 09:18 PM (QzJWU)

53 All things considered, that sounds pretty good redc1c4.

Continued prayers for James M.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:18 PM (/Nl5q)

54 This clip is for the McDonald's guy who didn't get his dipping sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66XdulPrBM

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:19 PM (+lVUW)

55 Didn't the Restless Anus used to open for the Butthole Surfers before they made it big?

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2021 09:19 PM (L2a8p)

56 Howdy, how are you Fine Morons? I was willowed on the food thread and I simply won't put w/ my dog and this blog pimping me over on the same day. So here's a repost...
I just fixed a fine hot dog, locally made from the butcher shop. Topped w/ sauerkraut and sharp cheddar. Well I had to make an urgent bathroom run.

While in the bathroom I heard the dreaded nails drop sound on the floor. That means Bailey has been on the counter. Damn, get back and my dog is gone.

The true injustice is she was really lame Thurs, took her to the vets. $312 later today she's going fine for an 11 yo lab and stealing my hot dog. Grrr.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:19 PM (55Qr6)

57 SRV is that kind of talent where i don't "like" his stuff, as such, but holy crap do i recognize the talent it took to make that series of sounds i don't really like all that much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:20 PM (6FeV1)

58 Isn't that a kids seat? Truck may have air bags, you people just don't care about the children!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:20 PM (r1z5A)

59 For some reason, the Hoyt Axton song reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TWwyhCVBDg

Posted by: Joe Biden of the spongiform brain at October 03, 2021 09:20 PM (cVy1k)

60 All of us wish we had the balls to go a little Joe Pesci from time to time.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:21 PM (/Nl5q)

61 Howdy Hordelings! Greetings Mis Hum!

SRV -- simply amazing. Thanks for honoring him tonight, Mis Hum!!

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)

62 A home invader was mauled to death by two dogs inside a Georgia home and later discovered by the owner, according to reports.

That's called saving the taxpayers money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

63 Didn't the Restless Anus used to open for the Butthole Surfers before they made it big?
Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2021 09:19 PM (L2a8p)

I think you're thinking of the Flaming Lips

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:22 PM (6FeV1)

64 60 All of us wish we had the balls to go a little Joe Pesci from time to time.
Posted by: Tonypete



And then you remember what happened to him at the end of 'Casino'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 09:22 PM (QFVV9)

65 The true injustice is she was really lame Thurs, took her to the vets. $312 later today she's going fine for an 11 yo lab and stealing my hot dog. Grrr.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:19 PM (55Qr6)


IMHO, worth every penny!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 03, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

66 Prayers up for James M and his family. Thanks for the update, redc1c4.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 03, 2021 09:22 PM (rwusL)

67 Laughing so hard at the Hodge Twins vid. Bound to become a classic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 03, 2021 09:23 PM (Xrfse)

68 Didn't the Restless Anus used to open for the Butthole Surfers before they made it big?
Posted by: davidt

I think you're thinking of the Flaming Lips
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You guy sure? I thought it was Painful Discharge.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:23 PM (/Nl5q)

69 A home invader was mauled to death by two dogs inside a Georgia home and later discovered by the owner, according to reports.

That's called saving the taxpayers money.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Funny they didn't mention how many rooms the perp was found in...


Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:23 PM (r1z5A)

70 Howdy morons.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2021 09:24 PM (RrtlF)

71 I kinda put Prince in the same category as SRV... "damn, you're really good at guitar. I'm not going out of my way to listen to this, but still, damn."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:24 PM (6FeV1)

72 You guy sure? I thought it was Painful Discharge.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:23 PM (/Nl5q)


Buzzcocks ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 09:24 PM (WF/xn)

73 Best Lindsey Buckingham tune was I think I'm In Trouble.

Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (0OP+5)

74 A little reminder from Joe Pesci....

They always fuck you at the drive through.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (BFigT)

75 So the head of the CDC says that the clot shot doesn't stop you from getting or spreading Wu Flu...and no one in the FNM stops to ask...then why are we making people get it to "protect others"?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (DpkTQ)

76 You guy sure? I thought it was Painful Discharge.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:23 PM (/

I wouldn't know, I don't listen to country.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (6FeV1)

77 That's quite the hot dog story, Farmer! Sounds like Bailey is doing just fine, and doing what any normal Lab would do in a similar situation.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (rwusL)

78 58 Isn't that a kids seat? Truck may have air bags, you people just don't care about the children!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:20 PM (r1z5A)

Details, details.....

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (aA3+G)

79 Maud'dib!
*smooch*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (U2p+3)

80 Hi Nurse. Smooch right back atcha.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2021 09:26 PM (RrtlF)

81 Doof!
I got an extra box of "Go Ask Allison" from Bud.

Was that at your request? It's your my!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:27 PM (U2p+3)

82 79 & 80
Okay, get a room you two.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 03, 2021 09:27 PM (0CPkz)

83 Ffs. It's yummy.
Stupid autocucumber

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:27 PM (U2p+3)

84 Whiskey lovers of the ONT -- I discovered a new cocktail recently. Made one tonight.

American Trilogy.
One part each apple brandy and rye whiskey.
1/4 part turbinado simple syrup (sugar in the raw).
2 dashes orange bitters.
Garnish with small piece of orange peel.

Kinda like an old fashioned. Quite yummy!

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:27 PM (mZUr4)

85 Don't forget about the report from last week of 100+ federal judges not recusing themselves from cases which they or a close relative had a financial interest.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 03, 2021 09:28 PM (68WvR)

86
Is restless penis syndrome a thing? Bubba and Hunter might be able to use that as an excuse.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:29 PM (Mzdiz)

87 85 Don't forget about the report from last week of 100+ federal judges not recusing themselves from cases which they or a close relative had a financial interest.
Posted by: Beartooth


Is there anything wrong with that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

88 71 I kinda put Prince in the same category as SRV... "damn, you're really good at guitar. I'm not going out of my way to listen to this, but still, damn."
Posted by: Warai-otoko



Prince was a musician. Not a fan of the guy but he was an amazing musician.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 09:30 PM (QFVV9)

89 Kinda like an old fashioned. Quite yummy!

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:27 PM (mZUr4)

That sounds lovely.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:30 PM (6FeV1)

90 39 So is that "restless anus syndrome" related to "wandering bladder?" Professor Farnsworth from Futurama suffered from that condition, which is apparently inheritable as he warned his clone about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2021 09:14 PM (K5n5d)


Imagine if someone had both.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:31 PM (+lVUW)

91 32 Mrs. E just watched (sorta) part of a movie called The Lobster. Have any of you similarly wasted a couple hours? She is really bummed out so I went to wikiwhat to read the cliffnotes. Hold the presses that is one fcuked up mess. I will have to medicate Mrs. E with nyquil to get her to bed.
Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (0OP+5)


That's the one about dystopian dating, right? I vaguely remember reading the plot summary and thinking that they somehow managed to open a portal into my mind, but never really pursued it.

Posted by: CppThis at October 03, 2021 09:31 PM (UewuT)

92

Kinda like an old fashioned. Quite yummy!

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:27 PM (mZUr4)

There's a song about that. Well, about rye whiskey, not some cocktail made with it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijIWdtZnlI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:32 PM (cVy1k)

93 Doof!
I got an extra box of "Go Ask Allison" from Bud.

Was that at your request? It's yummy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:27 PM (U2p+3)

Not my doing. Just Bud being nice!

One day I'll let you know how I know him

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:32 PM (mZUr4)

94 I've finally recollected all my brewing gear, so this autumn will probably be the time when i get back into making various beers and ales and ciders and what not. I'm looking forward to it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:33 PM (6FeV1)

95 I remember when i made the top 10 list. It really made me re-evaluate my life choices....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (6FeV1)

Me too. Wall of shame.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:33 PM (Mzdiz)

96 Had a nice evening with Milady Jo's brother here in Chicago. Almost made it through, but flu panic reared its ugly head in conversation, and he said, toward the end, "You didn't vote for Trump, did you?"

"Let's not go there," I said. Almost worked. This is our last night in Mayor Lizard's city. So many good things, still, but, not good enough. Siiigh.

Didn't make the top 10s again. So, there's that.

"On, Tad! On!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - dining in enemy territory at October 03, 2021 09:33 PM (SUMui)

97 "restless anal syndrome"



I know how to treat that!

Posted by: Richard Gere at October 03, 2021 09:34 PM (u1eUk)

98 Evening, hordelings!

Go Buccaneers!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 03, 2021 09:34 PM (OssQ4)

99 One day I'll let you know how I know him
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:32 PM (mZUr4)

Is Bud the fellow at Kensington?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:34 PM (6FeV1)

100 Fed Vice Chair Clarida Traded Millions One Day Before Powell Emergency Pandemic Statement

Isn't that kind of shit legal for members of Congress?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:35 PM (+lVUW)

101 Me too. Wall of shame.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:33 PM (Mzdiz)

Is there such a thing as a "low five"?

Like... a high five... but not really....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:35 PM (6FeV1)

102 I know how to treat that!
Posted by: Richard Gere at October 03, 2021 09:34 PM (u1eUk)

If you dipped the gerbil in POR-15, you could have Rustless Anus Syndrome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:35 PM (cVy1k)

103 "We must continue to progress measures to improve ..."

Using 'progress' as transitive verb make Hulk angry. Hulk smash!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 03, 2021 09:36 PM (qpX6U)

104 Isn't that kind of shit legal for members of Congress?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Legal? It's freaking required.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:36 PM (r1z5A)

105 I see there will be no shortage of candidates when I finally am in a position to construct Skull Mountain.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:17 PM (/Nl5q)

Of all your comments, that's my favorite.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:36 PM (Mzdiz)

106 >> Isn't that kind of shit legal for members of Congress?

On paper, they passed some law to ban insider trading by members of Congress after the '08 crash, when this practice became a political hot button. They passed something, but watered it down enough to have no teeth.

See Pelosi's trades. It's like she has some sort of crystal ball. There was a recent Zerohedge article where some traders said they were just going to do exactly what Pelosi was doing from her public filings. They figured they'd make a killing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:38 PM (Mzdiz)

107 Uh, McDonalds does not HAVE 30 piece chicken mcnuggets.

They have 10... they have 20... they have 6.

No 30. And when a story gets a really basic 'fact' incorrect? its time to really look at the rest of the story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 09:39 PM (oHd/0)

108 While in the bathroom I heard the dreaded nails drop sound on the floor. That means Bailey has been on the counter. Damn, get back and my dog is gone.

The true injustice is she was really lame Thurs, took her to the vets. $312 later today she's going fine for an 11 yo lab and stealing my hot dog. Grrr.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:19 PM (55Qr6)


So, if doggy ate sauerkraut, you may want to keep your distance for awhile. Or else put on a gas mask.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:39 PM (+lVUW)

109 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Back Seat Driver.

pretty sure that's what is known in the industry as a "mother-in law seat".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 03, 2021 09:39 PM (edU/H)

110 See Pelosi's trades. It's like she has some sort of crystal ball. There was a recent Zerohedge article where some traders said they were just going to do exactly what Pelosi was doing from her public filings. They figured they'd make a killing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)


That actually seems like a really great idea.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)

111 exactly what Pelosi was doing from her public filings. They figured they'd make a killing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:38 PM (Mzdiz)

Putting the "freak" back into "high frequency trading"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:39 PM (6FeV1)

112 SRV. The video is a perfect example of his magicianship.

Thanks, MisHum

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 09:42 PM (VxC1e)

113 If you have a pickup, you will always have friends.

Posted by: The Wise Redneck at October 03, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

114 107 Uh, McDonalds does not HAVE 30 piece chicken mcnuggets.


I'm hoping you searched that fact and don't know it from experience

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

115 No 30. And when a story gets a really basic 'fact' incorrect? its time to really look at the rest of the story.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 09:39 PM (oHd/0)

Who you gonna believe? Me? Or some pedo clown running a front for Big Sucrose?

Posted by: Some Urinalist at October 03, 2021 09:43 PM (6FeV1)

116 Good dogs!
Who's a good dog?
Who's a good dog?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 09:44 PM (ufFY8)

117 94 I've finally recollected all my brewing gear, so this autumn will probably be the time when i get back into making various beers and ales and ciders and what not. I'm looking forward to it
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Nice! I'll take a porter, please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

118 Feeding cows seaweed will upset ecological balance of the oceans. Seaweed is essential to the balance of oceanic motility. A disruption like this could be catastrophic.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 09:45 PM (NlLwm)

119 And what happened to Pesci in Goodfellas

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 03, 2021 09:45 PM (3/XaG)

120 Best Lindsey Buckingham tune was I think I'm In Trouble.

Always liked this one: https://tinyurl.com/y3dnn633

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 03, 2021 09:45 PM (Xrfse)

121 Is there such a thing as a "low five"?

Like... a high five... but not really....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:35 PM (6FeV1)

There is now.

*low five*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)

122 The 30 Piece chicken nugget
The Narwhal
Wyoming
The G Spot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:45 PM (6FeV1)

123 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

I raised kids... of course I know it.

That, and having been a manager at one 40 some years ago makes me kinda pay attention when I'm in on.e

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 09:46 PM (oHd/0)

124 69 A home invader was mauled to death by two dogs inside a Georgia home and later discovered by the owner, according to reports.

That's called saving the taxpayers money.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Funny they didn't mention how many rooms the perp was found in...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:23 PM (r1z5A)


My beagle got hold of a baby rabbit earlier this year. It was not a pretty sight.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)

125 Boathouse looks lonely.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 09:46 PM (NlLwm)

126
anal restlessness?

sure, why not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2021 09:47 PM (pNxlR)

127 Boathouse looks lonely.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 09:46 PM (NlLwm)

It needs a swaybacked boat to go in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:47 PM (cVy1k)

128 Congressional, heck , political stock investing...that's how you end up with $50 million on a $200k salary

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 03, 2021 09:47 PM (3/XaG)

129
COVID illness may cause what doctors describe as "restless anal syndrome."
It's as bizarre as it sounds, causing a person to feel they constantly need to move in order to relieve the "restlessness" in their anus.

------

I prescribe a foaming beef enema.

Posted by: Dr. Makim Ben Dova, M.D. at October 03, 2021 09:47 PM (2iDSr)

130 74 A little reminder from Joe Pesci....

They always fuck you at the drive through.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:25 PM (BFigT)


The thing is, they really do. Of course most of us just eat whatever crap they put in the bag, and don't phone in a bomb threat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)

131 119 And what happened to Pesci in Goodfellas


He didn't get 'made'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 09:48 PM (QFVV9)

132 Three 10 piece or a 20 and a 10 equal 30 McNuggets. That they were not all in the same box is irrelevant. As is the fact a 30 piece isn't on the menu.

This is called "Reporting."

You can go now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:49 PM (BFigT)

133 125 Boathouse looks lonely.


----------

I'd hire a structural engineer before I made an offer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 09:49 PM (VxC1e)

134 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 09:46 PM (oHd/0)


A Moron of many talents.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 09:49 PM (aA3+G)

135 My beagle got hold of a baby rabbit earlier this year. It was not a pretty sight.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Oh my, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Grandkids cat AND dog seem to think bunnies are plush toys to be brought into the house and torn to shreds.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:49 PM (r1z5A)

136 That, and having been a manager at one 40 some years ago makes me kinda pay attention when I'm in on.e

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 09:46 PM (oHd/0)

It was hard enough to keep 16-year-olds productive throughout a four hour shift back in 1978. Don't even try it now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:49 PM (Mzdiz)

137 127 Boathouse looks lonely.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 09:46 PM (NlLwm)

It needs a swaybacked boat to go in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:47 PM (cVy1k)

Didn't an old traditional boston Whaler have a higher bow and stern, and lower gunwales?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (oHd/0)

138 Prices up, inflation up, wages up, dollar down supply chain a mess. I wonder how long before Biden introduces wage and price controls?

Posted by: Muchas buchas at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (EgWaR)

139 Nice! I'll take a porter, please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

I do a mean coffee porter. Tastes super malty, with just a hint of coffee, and just enough bittering hops to balance it out.

I tried a peanut butter porter once, too, just to screw around and experiment. That... was not good

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (6FeV1)

140 Restless anus? Ever try sunlight?

Posted by: Josh Brolin at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (FjwPI)

141 131 119 And what happened to Pesci in Goodfellas


He didn't get 'made'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 09:48 PM (QFVV9)

What exactly is a 'made' man? like just under the boss?

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (+I6Y/)

142 anal restlessness?

sure, why not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2021 09:47 PM (pNxlR)

Woke up this morning, you know my anus got to move,
Woke up this morning, you know my anus got to move,
You know, i got 'em, got those restless anus blues.

(guitar solo)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (cVy1k)

143 I'd hire a structural engineer before I made an offer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Pipe, screw jacks, 20K worth of trusses, it'll be fine.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:51 PM (r1z5A)

144 Our Smokey brought in a baby rabbit and dropped it on our living room rug. It was dead and he didn't understand why we couldn't get it to play anymore. He didn't ever kill his playmates that he found in the backyard, usually he brought them in alive.

Posted by: megthered at October 03, 2021 09:52 PM (0xBFn)

145 6, 10, 20 is really more of a guideline, than actually rules.

Posted by: Shipoopi at October 03, 2021 09:52 PM (xKFcT)

146 Didn't an old traditional boston Whaler have a higher bow and stern, and lower gunwales?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (oHd/0)

Well, dorys look like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:52 PM (cVy1k)

147 My beagle got hold of a baby

Posted by: nerdygirl

Posted by: Forgotten Blues Songs at October 03, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

148 When the anus leaks, mama you got to move.

Posted by: Robert Plant at October 03, 2021 09:52 PM (VxC1e)

149 87 85 Don't forget about the report from last week of 100+ federal judges not recusing themselves from cases which they or a close relative had a financial interest.
Posted by: Beartooth


Is there anything wrong with that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:29 PM (U2p+3)


If only someone had told them that was wrong, I mean they've been judging a long time and every other judge was doing it so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 03, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

150 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (cVy1k)

Restless? Mine ran away with my bladder! And they emptied my bank account.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (Mzdiz)

151 My beagle got hold of a baby rabbit earlier this year.

---------

A dingo ate my baby.

Posted by: E. Benes at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (VxC1e)

152
Uh, McDonalds does not HAVE 30 piece chicken mcnuggets.

They have 10... they have 20... they have 6.


I guess when our attention was diverted elsewhere, someone held that necessary conversation on "sensible chicken mcnuggets' portion sizes" controls.

I mean, think of the slaughter if someone equips an AR-15 full automatic assault rifle with a loaded drum of 30 pieces of mcnuggets! Wholesale slaughter and armageddon will result!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (pNxlR)

153 Not as big a port as LA/Long Beach, but Seattle and Tacoma ports are essentially dead. Been that way for months now. There are many cargo ships anchored near Everett 25 miles to the north of Seattle, full of containers. The locals are bitching because they run their dirty diesel generators all night, making noise and polluting the air. But since they are in a navigable water (Puget Sound), local or state pollution or noise laws don't apply.

The docks where containers are stacked. are empty. Absolutely empty. A nephew and his friend became Longshoremen about a year ago. They have very junior status, but one of them has worked one 4 hour shift in the last 3 months.

It isn't the Longshoremen, they report for work every morning and are told to go home. It's the Port and the trains that are calling the shots.

And who owns the trains? Why, Warren Buffet. Holding out for raping his customers. Which is nothing new.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (sy5kK)

154 foaming beef enema.
Posted by: Dr. Makim Ben Dova, M.D. at October 03, 2021 09:47 PM (2iDSr)

OK, if Mitt Romney is "Boneless Pork Rectum", I move that Lindsey Graham be "Foaming Beef Enema".

All opposed?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (6FeV1)

155 You know, i got 'em, got those restless anus blues.

(guitar solo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Spell it A-N-U-S
Restless anus blues chile

Posted by: Better Forgotten Blues Songs at October 03, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

156 Fed Vice Chair Clarida Traded Millions One Day Before Powell Emergency Pandemic Statement
I see there will be no shortage of candidates when I finally am in a position to construct Skull Mountain.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 09:17 PM (/Nl5q)



I am always relieved of worry when people tell me that the FED is made up of private actors who are concerned above all over the well being and solvency of their institutions.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2021 09:54 PM (KbLYZ)

157 remembering the last great golden age of America when everything was great and we had a "really handsome, extremely smart president."

Doctors said my body fought Covid like non they had ever seen. They took my DNA, it wasn't DNA it was USA. iirc
_President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 09:55 PM (NlLwm)

158 Buckingham is a lot different style, but he was no slouch on guitar either. It's an interesting story. He and Stevie Nicks had a band, and were completely broke in LA. Mick Fleetwood was at a recording studio and heard one of Buckingham's guitar solos playing in the background, and wanted to know who that was. It was a tune called "Frozen Love", you can hear it on YouTube. Fleetwood offered him a job without even a demo or rehearsal, but Buckingham insisted it was a package deal - had to include Nicks. This was risky, because they already had singers. The new incarnation of Fleetwood Mac is not liked by all, but I'd argue it was largely because of his guitar and arranging skills. They sold a LOT of records right after that. Rumours might well be the best selling album of all time. "

"Shutupandplay" on YT has a lesson on his "Trouble" that is tricky fingerstyle, but a beautiful tune on acoustic. The MTV version is awful, actually.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 09:55 PM (hbjKv)

159 Restless? Mine ran away with my bladder! And they emptied my bank account.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (Mzdiz)

Last seen going down Highway 27 with a bottle of gin in their right hands?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrWUIerfdPg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:55 PM (cVy1k)

160 I wasn't trumps plan, but the dems efforts to get rid of him may very well end being the ultimate example of torpedoes circling back on themselves. Trump ends up avoiding the blame for a Chinese economic meltdown, Afghanistan collapse, and the ineffective vaccine. Meanwhile the dems are in disarray, unable to get their big items through, and stuck with an increasingly disastrous admin that may end up sinking congressional dems.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 03, 2021 09:55 PM (dIEzo)

161 I do a mean coffee porter. Tastes super malty, with just a hint of coffee, and just enough bittering hops to balance it out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

That sounds fantastic for a cool, breezy day on the beach! Cheers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)

162 Brennan asked, "But we can gather for Christmas, or it is just too soon to tell?"
--------------

I gather with whom I want to, how I want to, when I want to.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 09:57 PM (NlLwm)

163 One day I'll let you know how I know him
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:32 PM (mZUr4)

Is Bud the fellow at Kensington?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:34 PM (6FeV1)

Yes he is

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)

164 Almost any federal leaderemployee = criminal.

Sure, there may be a few that aren't completely corrupt, but then again, someone wins the lotto every few weeks. But most don't. Same idea.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:09 PM (sy5kK)
FIFY.
Your shot gun wing man.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)

Always good to know someone has my six.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:57 PM (sy5kK)

165 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:55 PM (cVy1k)

Those are the blues I gots, man!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:57 PM (Mzdiz)

166
anal restlessness?


There's a new western classic that'll sweep the nation if that idea can be mashed up with the sentiments and music of "Drifting Along With the Tumbling Tumbleweeds"

"... drifting along with my anal restlessness ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2021 09:58 PM (pNxlR)

167 " Coweta County investigators were alerted after the body of a man was found at a home in Walt Sanders Road..."

Walt Sanders was kin. nice to see his name in the news.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 03, 2021 09:58 PM (oY5A0)

168 That movie The Lobster is kinda effed up. Whoever thought it up has some "issues" of some sort.

That said, what's sadder is that premise is less scary/bothersome than the one we find ourselves in.

Our government (with of course the threat of being arrested by people with guns *yes that's coming*) is making people get a chemical injected into them for a disease that is almost 99% non fatal and mostly survivable to supposedly protect them but has a greater chance than 99% of causing them to die or have a debilitating disease for the rest of their life and that does not confer immunity on them to protect them from the people who already got the disease and survived or haven't and are walking around.

If anyone knows of a previous movie that comes even close to that please let us know.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 03, 2021 09:58 PM (nwORd)

169 That sounds fantastic for a cool, breezy day on the beach! Cheers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)

I see you have a similar taste in bops and harley as i do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:58 PM (6FeV1)

170 McD bomb guy is an idiot, but probably innocent of making a 'bombthreat'.
The McD manager said he made the threat, but the idiot says he 'hoped' someone blows the place up.

A case of ' manager said, idiot said'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 09:59 PM (ufFY8)

171 Those are the blues I gots, man!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 09:57 PM (Mzdiz)

Biscuit (Richard Newell) was the real deal. I spent an evening drinking with him once. He was a real pro... Hell of a musician, kind of a fuckup at living. Sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:59 PM (cVy1k)

172
It isn't the Longshoremen, they report for work every morning and are told to go home. It's the Port and the trains that are calling the shots.

And who owns the trains? Why, Warren Buffet. Holding out for raping his customers. Which is nothing new.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Well, you know who made the trains run on time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2021 10:00 PM (63Dwl)

173 Meanwhile the dems are in disarray, unable to get their big items through, and stuck with an increasingly disastrous admin that may end up sinking congressional dems.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Boo fucking Hoo. (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)

174 I am always relieved of worry when people tell me that the FED is made up of private actors who are concerned above all over the well being and solvency of their institutions.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2021 09:54 PM (KbLYZ)

Yeah, most don't know that only the Fed Chair is selected by the Government. The rest are selected by the BANKS THEMSELVES.

And the Fed Chair? only gets 1 vote, just like the rest.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 10:00 PM (oHd/0)

175 Gabby's remains were found at a Wyoming campsite on September 19.

I thought they were found in the no-man's-land of the Idaho strip of the Yellowstone Park, where you can't get a jury of your peers because no one liveas there.

Posted by: pookysgirl could be mistaken at October 03, 2021 10:00 PM (XKZwp)

176 drifting along with my anal restlessness ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2021 09:58 PM (pNxlR)

Sometimes, you shit on the bear, and sometimes, well, that bear, he just shits on you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:00 PM (6FeV1)

177 Doctors said my body fought Covid like non they had ever seen. They took my DNA, it wasn't DNA it was USA. iirc
_President Donald J. Trump
Posted by: Braenyard

I had the Covid, or maybe none
Was vaccinated, shoulda been gone
I fought the Covid
And the Fauci Law won

Posted by: using the jangling guitar style at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

178 Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:50 PM (6FeV1)

Rebel Hard Coffee Pumpkin Spice Latte

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

179 LCD!
My water taxi takes me past the Port of Seattle every day. It's dead. Maybe one or two container ships at most unloading. Very weird.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (U2p+3)

180 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (sy5kK)

That's interesting LCD .

Had not heard of those ports and trouble.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

181 Chick-fil-A does have a 30 piece chicken nugget's option. I get it all the time for my kids.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

182 Hell of a musician, kind of a fuckup at living. Sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 09:59 PM (cVy1k)

Not that unusual.

I wonder how someone could be despairing when they have such a musical gift.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (Mzdiz)

183 Yeah, most don't know that only the Fed Chair is selected by the Government. The rest are selected by the BANKS THEMSELVES.


and their names are private! we don't even know who many of them are

sounds legit, no?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2021 10:02 PM (j9HX3)

184
Well, you know who made the trains run on time?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


a) Lionel
b) Marx
c) Dagney Taggart
d) some low-heeled Eye-Tie leader

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2021 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

185 Chick-fil-A does have a 30 piece chicken nugget's option. I get it all the time for my kids.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (UUBmN)


----------

I know that one. You can build your own chicken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

186 110 See Pelosi's trades. It's like she has some sort of crystal ball. There was a recent Zerohedge article where some traders said they were just going to do exactly what Pelosi was doing from her public filings. They figured they'd make a killing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
That actually seems like a really great idea.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)

Once again, it's not what you know, it's WHO you know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 10:02 PM (sy5kK)

187 Dagney Taggart...

Bravo...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

188 Biscuit (Richard Newell) was the real deal. I spent an evening drinking with him once. He was a real pro... Hell of a musician, kind of a fuckup at living. Sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

There are such.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drink_Small

Posted by: nice and good people at October 03, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

189 Howdy, beloved Horde! Husband's temperature has been normal for 4 days now.

I, however, feel the same and am wondering what the heck?

Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:03 PM (6RgRK)

190 I know that one. You can build your own chicken.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

Democrat Chicken: all left wings and assholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 10:03 PM (cVy1k)

191 And the Fed Chair? only gets 1 vote, just like the rest.
Posted by: Romeo13


And the Fed Chair can only be selected from a list of candidates provided by the banks.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 10:03 PM (r1z5A)

192 Is Bud the fellow at Kensington?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 09:34 PM (6FeV1)

Do you order from him too? I know there are a few Hordelings who do.

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)

193 I wonder how someone could be despairing when they have such a musical gift.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:01 PM (Mzdiz)

Depression and addictions suck.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

194 I know that one. You can build your own chicken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

You didn't build that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:04 PM (Mzdiz)

195 181 Chick-fil-A does have a 30 piece chicken nugget's option. I get it all the time for my kids.


lin-duh I have graduated to ordering the catering size (the small one is 64 nuts!) because my son will literally eat the entire 30 piece in a flash

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2021 10:04 PM (j9HX3)

196 Biscuit (Richard Newell) was the real deal. I spent an evening drinking with him once. He was a real pro... Hell of a musician, kind of a fuckup at living. Sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You know, almost everyone I've ever known who was Truly gifted in one area... had one REAL talent... was pretty screwed up in other areas.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2021 10:05 PM (oHd/0)

197 lol nuts = nugs

autocucumber!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2021 10:05 PM (j9HX3)

198 Watching Coal Miner's Daughter. Jones and Spacek, good acting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 03, 2021 10:06 PM (oY5A0)

199 Hey Emmie. I was wondering about you guys. Both at home now? What was his fever running at? Right now you have a fever?

I think I hit 104.5 at one point. It lasted a long time, too. Not just a 1 or 2 day thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (hbjKv)

200 BlackOrchid,
Well, I usually get 2 of the 30 piece since I think it's slightly cheaper than the 60 piece tray.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (UUBmN)

201 There are such.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drink_Small
Posted by: nice and good people at October 03, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

I remember hearing one of his records. heck of voice!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (cVy1k)

202 Any TX Morons familiar with this place?
https://www.texastastes.com
Looks like I could spend some $$$ there easily.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (ACi07)

203
My question about all these images of cabins and such slightly above local lake water level is, don't they periodically get flooded?

And now that I think about it, aren't they full of vermin at other times?

i'd build further up the hill. Personally.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (2iDSr)

204
The Fed is a complex institution. It's the central bank of the United States, what is tasked with the money power, the creation and destruction of the dollar (but not coin, which power the Treasury still has directly, but it's a very small component of the total money supply).

It was created in a convoluted way on purpose, to be sort of quasi-private entity legally. Obfuscation.

The structure is basically, the country is divided into 12 regions, with a Federal Reserve Bank in each one. The one in NY, the NY Fed, is basically the main one, since that's were the big money is. That's where the open market operations are conduction. The other 11 banks are basically vassals of the NY Fed.

The Board of Governors, including the Chairman are all appointed by POTUS and confirmed by the Senate.

[cont]

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:08 PM (Mzdiz)

205 Not to break my steak of asinine insouciance, but a thought has been occurring to me lately.

Conservatism, in the Kirkean/Buckleyite formulation, is essentially Liberalism tempered by the wisdom of civic institutions. Right?

Well, what happens when civic institutions are subsumed into The State? When the functions of church and charity are arrogated to the people who have a monopoly on force? The people who champion Conservatism will default to trusting "Institutions", never appreciating that said Institutions are undermining the very civic structures that Conservatism once claimed to uphold. "Ham 'N Eggers", Et Cetera.

There is probably a lot there to mine, when I'm thinking more rigorously, but there is definitely a germ of a thought there as to why Conservatism has so thoroughly shat the bed in the guest room the past few decades.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:09 PM (6FeV1)

206 203
My question about all these images of cabins and such slightly above local lake water level is, don't they periodically get flooded?

Its a boat house.
They were common once upon a time
Now most localities/states/etc. have building set backs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 03, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

207 It's Tom Brady 16, Bill Belichek 13, with 8 minutes left in the game.

Posted by: Gref at October 03, 2021 10:09 PM (AMIL/)

208 $312 later today she's going fine for an 11 yo lab and stealing my hot dog. Grrr.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2021 09:19 PM (55Qr6)

IMHO, worth every penny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
-----
Indeed CH. I thought that day we were going to lose her soon. An anti inflammatory has fixed her up great, we were afraid she tore her ACL, like she did on the other leg.

Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2021 10:10 PM (55Qr6)

209 141 131 119 And what happened to Pesci in Goodfellas


He didn't get 'made'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 09:48 PM (QFVV9)

What exactly is a 'made' man? like just under the boss?
Posted by: a dude in MI



Though I grew up in an area where the mafia was huge (near Youngstown, Oh) in the 70s and 80s, my knowledge of the details are slim. I'm not Italian or Sicilian after all. Basically if you're 'made' you can do anything you damn well feel like, as long as it doesn't hurt the 'family'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 10:10 PM (QFVV9)

210 I don't understand the Dog the Bounty Hunter hate. He does good work.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 03, 2021 10:10 PM (2DOZq)

211
Not that unusual.

I wonder how someone could be despairing when they have such a musical gift.
Posted by: Miley
--

Lifestyle certainly plays a part, it would seem. It's a long list of entertainers who went over edge. Phil Ochs just came to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 03, 2021 10:10 PM (oY5A0)

212 My question about all these images of cabins and such slightly above local lake water level is, don't they periodically get flooded?

And now that I think about it, aren't they full of vermin at other times?

i'd build further up the hill. Personally.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (2iDSr)

Some lakes have an outlet which limits how high the water can rise. Study the shoreline, and you can usually determine if it fluctuates a lot.

In the top pic, that is a boathouse, and it sort of has to be right on the shore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (cVy1k)

213
Let's give Gogi Grant a listen, shall we?

"Oh, the wayward anus is a restless anus
A restless anus that yearns to wander
And he was born next to Uranus
Next to Uranus dwelt the wayward anus."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (pNxlR)

214 Holy Crap!!!!

Brady 16, Belichek 14.

I blame Biden for my goof

Posted by: Gref at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (AMIL/)

215 'the edge'

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (oY5A0)

216 Ihave graduated to ordering the catering size (the small one is 64 nuts!) because my son will literally eat the entire 30 piece in a flash.

Ha ha! That's hilarious (though maybe not for your checking account).

Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (hbjKv)

217 Helena Handbasket,
Well they have an...eclectic variety of goods.
Hmmm, hummingbird feeder or an electric butchers saw...oh, a cast iron door stop and a wine press...lol!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (UUBmN)

218 >>>Not to break my steak of asinine insouciance

I like an impertinent red with my steaks of asinine insouciance.

*swirls glass and sniffs effetely*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)

219
Then there is the Federal Open Market Committee, which is the body that actually sets the monetary policy, and directs the NY Fed's open market desk to do the actual money creation and destruction.

The FOMC consists of 12 members, the members of the board of governors, the president of the NY Fed (always), and 4 of the presidents of the other 11 Reserve Banks on a rotating basis.

Now, the Supreme Court has kinda sorta ruled that the Board of Governors is mostly a public, federal govt. institution. Kinda sorta.

If you want to see how the rest of the 12 Banks are organized, you can read the details.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)

220 Hmmm, hummingbird feeder or an electric butchers saw.

There's got to be a way to combine those.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 03, 2021 10:12 PM (SchxB)

221 Dog, real name Duane Chapman, joined the hunt for 23-year-old Laundrie late last month


And the cops still haven't published the cause of death.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:12 PM (NlLwm)

222 Do you order from him too? I know there are a few Hordelings who do.
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)

I do. No complaints so far, and i am a prissy little bitch when it comes to coffee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:12 PM (6FeV1)

223 and he said, toward the end, "You didn't vote for Trump, did you?"

My response to that is, "There is nothing that could get me to vote for a liberal or a democrat." If they push after that, I go with "Liberals and democrats are moving us farther and farther away from personal responsibility and that is BAD for communities."

If they bring up "grabbing them by the pu**y", well, given democrat pol behavior, that's just too easy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

224 I don't understand the Dog the Bounty Hunter hate. He does good work.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 03, 2021 10:10 PM (2DOZq)

He seems to be a relentless self-promoter. Saw the pics of him hanging out at the Florida kid's family home. Looks old and flabby and worn-out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 10:13 PM (cVy1k)

225 What exactly is a 'made' man? like just under the boss?


it's like "making partner" in a law firm

I'd say "except criminal version" but nowadays who knows

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2021 10:13 PM (j9HX3)

226 Any TX Morons familiar with this place?
https://www.texastastes.com
Looks like I could spend some $$$ there easily.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

You might get both live traps and meat grinders in a package deal.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 10:13 PM (/Nl5q)

227 btw (back to the Mafia) it used to be that only italians could be made in italian gangs. so there is a family/clan aspect to it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2021 10:14 PM (j9HX3)

228 I like an impertinent red with my steaks of asinine insouciance.

*swirls glass and sniffs effetely*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)

Heh.

"Streak", "Steak", whatever, I'm done making apologies for this dang phone keyboard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:15 PM (6FeV1)

229 You might get both live traps and meat grinders in a package deal.
Posted by: Tonypete at

I was wondering about that too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)

230 Looks old and flabby and worn-out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 10:13 PM (cVy1k)

Still?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:16 PM (6FeV1)

231
Heh, basically the federal courts have said the Board of Governors is a federal agency.

However, the Reserve Banks themselves are basically private when it's in their interests to be considered private, and public agencies when it's in their interests to be considered public.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:17 PM (Mzdiz)

232 A better question might be, what was wrong with the United States Treasury?

I mean, why was the "Federal Reserve" necessary to begin with? What was the purported necessity, etc. 1913 gave us direct election of Senators, too, widely considered a really fucking stupid idea, by anyone paying attention. Oh, and the Income Tax, too. Immediately followed by a Stupid Fucking War on the Other Side of The World. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 10:17 PM (hbjKv)

233 Do you order from him too? I know there are a few Hordelings who do.
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)

I do. No complaints so far, and i am a prissy little bitch when it comes to coffee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:12 PM (6FeV1)

Nice. What's your preferred variety of his? And how'd you find out about Kensington? One of my comments or someone else?

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)

234 He seems to be a relentless self-promoter. Saw the pics of him hanging out at the Florida kid's family home. Looks old and flabby and worn-out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2021 10:13 PM (cVy1k)

He's 68. That's not that old but it ain't young. Wasn't it Dog who got that Marine out of the Mexican jail?

Posted by: Just a side note at October 03, 2021 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

235 *swirls glass and sniffs effetely*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Doing the Double Pinky Out

Oh lawd

Posted by: okra season starts in 164 days at October 03, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

236 Nice. What's your preferred variety of his? And how'd you find out about Kensington? One of my comments or someone else?
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)

I think you, I'm not sure though. I got the sumatra SO for pour over and French press, and the farmer Kelly for espresso and perc. Both were fantastic, really got a clean grind and a good result of of both. I got a new batch in now, but i forget what i ordered and i haven't tried them yet!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:20 PM (6FeV1)

237 There's no safe anything. Everything, no matter how useful, functional, or fun, will mess *somebody* up, for whatever reason. Once we establish that parameter, we can move forward.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2021 10:20 PM (KAi1n)

238 One thing Dog did that I didn't like was show me the seedy side of Hawaii. He took away my perception of a little paradise.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 03, 2021 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

239 Unfortunately for 'Dog the Bounty Hunter'; I remember that South Park Episode.

https://youtu.be/NjD6vfG2MjM

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (QFVV9)

240 I'm guessing the bounty-hunter gig doesn't come with 401k matching.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (VxC1e)

241 it's like "making partner" in a law firm

I'd say "except criminal version" but nowadays who knows
Posted by: BlackOrchid

*legal glare*

Posted by: Perkins Coie at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

242 "Streak", "Steak", whatever, I'm done making apologies for this dang phone keyboard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:15 PM (6FeV1)

It made me laugh, so thanks!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (Mzdiz)

243 So, when I took my husband to the emergency room this past week, I did not even set foot in the building. I dropped him off at the sidewalk and waited in the parking garage.

Later that same morning, I got an unsolicited text from the Colo Health Dept saying "Would you happen to have a positive Covid test you'd like to tell us about?" Supposedly I can share anonymously using the personalized link provided. Uh, if they are providing a link for my use, it's hardly anonymous.

Here's my quandary: I caught this stupid illness because Colorado just HAD to have a big ole surge in shots for the college students. Every single surge in jabs is followed a month later by a surge in cases. On the one hand, I don't want the state to know they managed to make me sick. On the other hand, if I report my case, it helps illustrate once again that more jabs means more cases.

I want to damage the credibility of the idiots who keep pushing the jabs.

Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (6RgRK)

244 Posted by: Warai-otoko

I like "Lulu's morning Joy"
It's my special weekend coffee.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)

245 I wonder if Vanguard or Motley Fool would set up a Congressional Mirror Fund (MFAF - CMF I suppose)

I bet it would be a winner!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2021 10:22 PM (KbLYZ)

246 https://tinyurl.com/88svmvt

A doctor has found an increase in cancers since the COVID-19 inoculation rollout.
On March 18, Dr. Ryan Cole, a board-certified pathologist and owner and operator of a diagnostics lab, reported that he is seeing a massive "uptick" in various autoimmune diseases and cancers in patients who have been vaccinated.
This doctor trained at the Mayo Clinic and runs the largest independent testing laboratory in Idaho.
Explaining his findings at the March 18 event, Cole told Idahoans that the vaccines seem to be causing serious autoimmune issues, in a way he described as a reverse HIV response.
Cole explained that two types of cells are required for adequate immune system function: Helper T-cells, also called "CD4 cells", and killer T-cells, often known as "CD8 cells."
According to Cole, in patients with HIV, there is a massive suppression of helper T-cells which cause immune system functions to plummet, and leave the patient susceptible to a variety of illnesses.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 10:23 PM (sy5kK)

247 Doing the Double Pinky Out

Oh lawd

Posted by: okra season starts in 164 days at October 03, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

We'll rock it next year, she promised.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:23 PM (Mzdiz)

248 I want to damage the credibility of the idiots who keep pushing the jabs.
Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (6RgRIK)

Learn to hack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:23 PM (6FeV1)

249 I want to damage the credibility of the idiots who keep pushing the jabs.

Fool's errand.

The Party is never wrong.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:23 PM (+LCoQ)

250 Emmie,
I wouldn't give the state the time of day. You don't know what they will do with the information. And they have your cell number already. I'd block the number and delete the message.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:24 PM (U2p+3)

251 The McDonald's customer who called in a bomb threat to an Iowa restaurant because he did not receive dipping sauces

If it had been FL he would have thrown an alligator through the window.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:25 PM (NlLwm)

252 @250

And use the "report as spam" option.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 03, 2021 10:25 PM (DTX3h)

253 On March 18...

That was tens of millions of shots ago. I would like to know what has happened in the past six months.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:25 PM (+LCoQ)

254 I met Dog the Bounty Hunter once. I was working a timeshare desk in a Waikiki hotel when he walks in and just kind of hangs around in the lobby. I chatted with him a bit, he said he was working. Then it dawned on me, he is the dog flushing out the prey. He's hanging around, all recognizable and shit, the prey hear he's there and make a break for it, and his crew catch them at the exits.

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2021 10:26 PM (L2a8p)

255 One thing Dog did that I didn't like was show me the seedy side of Hawaii. He took away my perception of a little paradise.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 03, 2021 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

My mom grew up in Hawaii. From the sounds of it, it was starting to become a seedy shithole already even back then (60's), so her family got the hell out of there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:26 PM (6FeV1)

256 I saw Lulu's Morning Joy open for Katrina and the Waves at The Whiskey in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)

257 Bet Dog has never been inside the Sarlacc. Pussy!

Posted by: Boba Fett at October 03, 2021 10:27 PM (QU5/8)

258
If they bring up "grabbing them by the pu**y", well, given democrat pol behavior, that's just too easy.


Ask them if they've heard of Tara Reade, the woman Joe Biden literally grabbed by the pussy

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2021 10:27 PM (DpkTQ)

259 My mom grew up in Hawaii. From the sounds of it, it was starting to become a seedy shithole already even back then (60's), so her family got the hell out of there.

Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+LCoQ)

260 >> I mean, why was the "Federal Reserve" necessary to begin with?

Thereby ol' buddy, hangs a very long tale. Much history and banking history there, and all sorts of dirty deeds. Basically, Big Banking, which at the time was basically JP Morgan, who controlled it all, decided it was in their interests to form a central bank, and the US govt agreed.

The Federal Reserve is the result of the merger of JP Morgan's empire and the US govt. This entity was delegated the money power of the United States.

It's bad to give politicians control of the printing presses. Imagine AOC or anyone being able to print money. But it's bad for a cabal of oligarchs to have that power as well.

Milton Friedman and his bunch had some ideas about a better way to do. Think of a computer in charge. But, people have to program the computers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:28 PM (Mzdiz)

261 I like "Lulu's morning Joy"
It's my special weekend coffee.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)

I picked up a pound of that and a pound of Bugsy's Magic Blend a week or so ago. Lulu's is really good.

Black Eyed Suzy is another great one. Named after one of Bud's sisters. I was actually at her house today. "Lulu" was there too. 2 of my favorite people ever.

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

262 Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+LCoQ)

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Hitler?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:29 PM (VxC1e)

263 My mom grew up in Hawaii. From the sounds of it, it was starting to become a seedy shithole already even back then (60's), so her family got the hell out of there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:26 PM (6FeV1)

I was definitely in denial and just played along with the propaganda. The one Dog episode that really got me was big stretch of beach which was a homeless slum shithole.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 03, 2021 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

264 Milton Friedman and his bunch had some ideas about a better way to do. Think of a computer in charge. But, people have to program the computers.
Posted by: publius

We'll take that project!!

-- Dominion Voting Systems

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 10:29 PM (/Nl5q)

265 I mean, why was the "Federal Reserve" necessary to begin with?

If you are serious and want a true education, then reading "The Creature From Jekyll Island" is a requirement.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:30 PM (+LCoQ)

266 Bet Dog has never been inside the Sarlacc. Pussy!
Posted by: Boba Fett at October 03, 2021 10:27 PM (QU5/

Hey, that's my wife you're talking about, asshole!

Posted by: DDC at October 03, 2021 10:30 PM (6FeV1)

267 Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?
Posted by: Reuben Hick


Frank Davis?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2021 10:30 PM (r1z5A)

268 I think I hit 104.5 at one point. It lasted a long time, too. Not just a 1 or 2 day thing.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (hbjKv)


Oof! Glad you're better now.

My temps are running over 101. Every single freakin' day.

Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:31 PM (6RgRK)

269 If you are serious and want a true education, then reading "The Creature From Jekyll Island" is a requirement.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

My neighbor loaned me a copy the other day. I've yet to crack it but I really need to.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 10:31 PM (/Nl5q)

270 Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?
Posted by: Reuben Hick

SMH and her parents.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2021 10:31 PM (KAi1n)

271 Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+LCoQ)

*Looks at normal, human, properly proportioned ears*

Whew. I'm good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:32 PM (6FeV1)

272 I think you, I'm not sure though. I got the sumatra SO for pour over and French press, and the farmer Kelly for espresso and perc. Both were fantastic, really got a clean grind and a good result of of both. I got a new batch in now, but i forget what i ordered and i haven't tried them yet!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:20 PM (6FeV1)

I know he truly appreciates the business. I value my anonymity here too much to tell him that he owes me commission for Hordeling sales!!

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:32 PM (mZUr4)

273 Cole explained that two types of cells are required for adequate immune system function: Helper T-cells, also called "CD4 cells", and killer T-cells, often known as "CD8 cells."
According to Cole, in patients with HIV, there is a massive suppression of helper T-cells which cause immune system functions to plummet, and leave the patient susceptible to a variety of illnesses.


Not sure how trustworthy this guy is. He's looking at smothering similar, but in just one patient. Based out of Illinois.

https://bit.ly/3DeAK09

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 03, 2021 10:32 PM (SchxB)

274 Well, it happened. DH has the coof. Guess I will be working from home for two weeks and then getting tested YET AGAIN. And what's worse, the boy may have to stay home, too, and I've got to figure out how not to kill him.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2021 10:33 PM (qvjMx)

275 If you are serious and want a true education, then reading "The Creature From Jekyll Island" is a requirement.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

PDF of it:
https://is.gd/iWqNVv

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 10:33 PM (/Nl5q)

276 Doof,
I've received a couple really nice notes from Bud and bonus chocolate covered coffee beans. He's lovely.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

277 Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?
Posted by: Reuben Hick


Don Ho. He was sitting in a bathtub, suffering from restless anus syndrome, when he wrote Tiny Bubbles.

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2021 10:33 PM (L2a8p)

278 I saw Lulu's Morning Joy open for Katrina and the Waves at The Whiskey in '86.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)

LOL

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:33 PM (mZUr4)

279 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2021 10:34 PM (8RFWT)

280 SMH and her parents.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Not until the 80s.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 03, 2021 10:34 PM (fcMne)

281 owes me commission for Hordeling sales!!
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:32 PM (mZUr4)

You'll make it up in volume.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:35 PM (6FeV1)

282 Prayers up, tcn.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 03, 2021 10:35 PM (fcMne)

283 I was in Hawaii in the '70's. Did some really groovy surfing and I met Vincent Price.

Posted by: Greg Brady at October 03, 2021 10:35 PM (VxC1e)

284 And what's worse, the boy may have to stay home, too, and I've got to figure out how not to kill him.

Posted by: tcn in AK

Tcn, are you saying you are worried your boy may catch the rona?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (/Nl5q)

285 I've still missed the national media reminding us to take Vitamin D3, C, and zinc to strengthen our immune systems.

I can't miss how badly they have ignored Ivermectin as an effective therapeutic to treat Covid patients. In fact, most hospitals have banned it's use for Covid, even though the massive evidence in India has proven it to be incredibly effective solution. Many large pharmacies refuse to fill an Ivermectin prescription for Covid. Not as a one off, but as an official policy. In America, the solution is to lay you down in a hospital bed and let you die.

But I really wonder why the medical industry is pushing the seasonal flu shot again, when the CDC reported in 2020 that virtually nobody died of it. Instead of the normal 20,000 to 80,000 deaths, the CDC reported none, for the first time ever.

Yeah, I'm getting pretty damned sick of their lies, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (sy5kK)

286 Jack lord and Don Ho. That is the all i have on Hawaii during that time. My guess is a lot of others were there too.

Posted by: Quint at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (lPeix)

287 Emmie, how is your husband doing?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (NlLwm)

288 I want to damage the credibility of the idiots who keep pushing the jabs.
Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (6RgRK)

Xerox your ass and send 'em a copy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (qvjMx)

289 Emmie,
I wouldn't give the state the time of day. You don't know what they will do with the information. And they have your cell number already. I'd block the number and delete the message.
Posted by: nurse ratched
-- ---
^^^^THIS^^^^
I totally agree with nurse. They don't care about the data if it doesn't fir their narrative.PERIOD.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

290 I was in Hawaii in the '70's. Did some really groovy surfing and I met Vincent Price.

Posted by: Greg Brady at October 03, 2021 10:35 PM (VxC1e)

and a Tiki doll.

Posted by: Quint at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (lPeix)

291
Back in the day, before the creation of the Fed, the US Treasury almost went broke. JP Morgan bailed them out. There was a run on gold, and the Treasury was about to run out.

Morgan went down to Washington, went in the Oval Office and basically dictated terms to POTUS and the Sec. of the Treasury.

Morgan's own personal wealth was not all that much (just a few billion, maybe tens of billions in current dollars). When he died, John D. Rockefeller quipped something to the effect of "hell, he had us all by the balls, but he was poor!".

But he controlled what would amount to trillions and trillions in today's dollars. JP Morgan could've picked up the phone and crashed the US economy if he wanted to.

But he didn't. It was not in his interests for the US economy and govt to crash.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:37 PM (Mzdiz)

292 tcn,
Hope DH kicks covid's ass. Fast and hard and prayers for your family.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)

293 Elvis was in Hawaii in the '60s.

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2021 10:37 PM (L2a8p)

294 Animated .gif of your restless anus on TikTok?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2021 10:37 PM (8RFWT)

295 Doof,
I've received a couple really nice notes from Bud and bonus chocolate covered coffee beans. He's lovely.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

Great guy for sure. Thanks for giving his stuff a try based on my comment(s).

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2021 10:38 PM (mZUr4)

296 Doll? That's for chicks. It was an amulet, man. A really hip and groovy amulet.

Posted by: Greg Brady at October 03, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

297 Tcn, are you saying you are worried your boy may catch the rona?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (/Nl5q)

Sweetie, I homeschooled that asshole last year. It was touch and go if he was gonna live day by day. I'm starting to hyperventilate thinking about having him in the house 24/7.

The coof won't touch him. He's 15.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2021 10:38 PM (qvjMx)

298 >>>I want to damage the credibility of the idiots who keep pushing the jabs.
Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (6RgRK)
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Just get you and yours out of CO and you'll have plenty of healthy time to make your plan.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:38 PM (NlLwm)

299
So later on, JP and the boys realized they needed to merge with the US govt. They wrote the Federal Reserve Act on Jekyll Island, hence the book.

But, the public would be against anything the banskters were for, so they had to pretend they hated the Federal Reserve Act, and make it convincing enough that the public would think it was punishing the banksters.

Clever deception which worked.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 10:39 PM (Mzdiz)

300 Elvis was in Hawaii in the '60s.
Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2021 10:37 PM (L2a8p)

*looks at complete tone-deafness and lack of groove*

Nope.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:39 PM (6FeV1)

301 We'll rock it next year, she promised.
Posted by: Miley

She Promised©

I now own that.

Next must write book

Posted by: Excellent Book Titles, now under copyright at October 03, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

302 292 tcn,
Hope DH kicks covid's ass. Fast and hard and prayers for your family.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)

Just signed him up for monoclonal antibodies, if the State hasn't pissed away this month's supply. More news tomorrow. Meanwhile, I'm putting him the hot tub.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2021 10:39 PM (qvjMx)

303 Chocolate-covered coffee beans are a diabolical practical joke.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:39 PM (VxC1e)

304 Ah, I got you now.

Hang in there. This is why God made our children so cute/handsome - so we don't kill them.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2021 10:40 PM (/Nl5q)

305 Just signed him up for monoclonal antibodies, if the State hasn't pissed away this month's supply.

Smart move. That's what kickstarted my recovery.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 03, 2021 10:40 PM (SchxB)

306 282 Prayers up, tcn.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 03, 2021 10:35 PM (fcMne)

Always appreciated, sister.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2021 10:40 PM (qvjMx)

307 Let's go, Brady!

Posted by: Hans Moleman at October 03, 2021 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

308 *Looks at normal, human, properly proportioned ears*

Whew. I'm good.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

oh

I thought you said hair

Posted by: Jack Lord at October 03, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

309 303 Chocolate-covered coffee beans are a diabolical practical joke.

FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero

I think they are a wonderful pick me up in the early afternoon!

*smooch!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:43 PM (U2p+3)

310 Messing with the hordemind by drinking a (hazy) ipa tonight. Batsquatch from Rogue. Only 6.7. Maybe not crushable but not irresponsably hopped either.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 03, 2021 10:43 PM (EiPf6)

311 I totally agree with nurse. They don't care about the data if it doesn't fir their narrative.PERIOD.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (UUBmN)


I recall reading a Denver Post article about how successful the rollout was (opened to ages 18+ in April) and in the very same article they worried about the extreme rise in cases in May. Normally our cases would be going down in May. Absolutely no self awareness. This just meant there were still too many unjabbed people.

Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:43 PM (6RgRK)

312 oh

I thought you said hair
Posted by: Jack Lord at October 03, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

DA DA DA DA DAHH DAHHHH
DA DA DA DA DAHHHHHHH
(dooo doodeedoodoo)
DA DA DA DA DAHHH DAAAAAAAHHH
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

...
oh, sorry, you were saying?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:43 PM (6FeV1)

313 THE SCFOAMF claims to have been in Hawaii in the 60s

Posted by: PlumbGiveOut at October 03, 2021 10:43 PM (n5kcP)

314 Chocolate-covered coffee beans are a diabolical practical joke.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:39 PM (VxC1e)

I think I had those once.They never made any sense. Why not make a chocolate covered lemon?

Posted by: Quint at October 03, 2021 10:44 PM (lPeix)

315 Unrelated. I enjoy Jack Poso's twatter content but am irritated that he constant asks "are you paying attention yet?" Motherfucker of course we are!! What can we DO about it though?

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 03, 2021 10:45 PM (EiPf6)

316 Hawaii made me think of Sailor Beware , the Martin and Lewis movie. Just googled up the boxing scene . Cracks me up every time. The locker room scene just before is also comedy gold.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 03, 2021 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

317 Prayers for your family, tcn.

Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:45 PM (6RgRK)

318 Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+LCoQ)

A shit load of bona fide commies, and John Wayne hunting them down.

I lived there when Blockbuster was still a thing. Had an end display with all The Duke"s movies... except one...

Hey guys, do you that John Wayne movie about him in Hawaii investigating commies?

No Cuz, don't know anything about that one.

Uh Huh...

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at October 03, 2021 10:45 PM (DgwWv)

319 I think I had those once.They never made any sense. Why not make a chocolate covered lemon?
Posted by: Quint at October 03, 2021 10:44 PM (lPeix)

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I was thinking more like chocolate-covered fishing weights.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:46 PM (VxC1e)

320 SMH and her parents.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2021 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
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And we haven't heard from her today.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:48 PM (NlLwm)

321 No Cuz, don't know anything about that one.

Uh Huh...
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at October 03, 2021 10:45 PM (DgwWv)

Man.... imagine a gritty rewrite of The Terminator, but it's actually John Wayne sent back in time to murder Teenage Obama in Hawaii so that America doesn't die in 2023....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:48 PM (6FeV1)

322 287 Emmie, how is your husband doing?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:36 PM (NlLwm


He's peachy. Just a little hoarse.

Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:51 PM (6RgRK)

323 And yes, i meant gritty.

That Austrian bitch is a wet doily next to The Duke.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:51 PM (6FeV1)

324 240 I'm guessing the bounty-hunter gig doesn't come with 401k matching.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:21 PM (VxC1e)
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The way I think it works, which could be wrong, is that he works with companies willing to put up the bail money for a fee, or he could use his own money, but if they run away he loses the money. So its either catch them or pay the bail from of his own pocket

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 03, 2021 10:51 PM (buTO7)

325 250 Emmie,
I wouldn't give the state the time of day. You don't know what they will do with the information. And they have your cell number already. I'd block the number and delete the message.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:24 PM (U2p+3)


For what it's worth, my Brother in law's doctor told him not to get tested for covid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2021 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

326 He's peachy. Just a little hoarse.
Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:51 PM (6RgRK)
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Great.
What was his treatment?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:52 PM (NlLwm)

327 Doctor, what do I have ?

I am afraid you have restless anus syndrome.

Wait, whuuu?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 10:52 PM (WF/xn)

328 He's peachy. Just a little hoarse.
Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2021 10:51 PM (6RgRK

Do i make the ivermectin joke now, or wait a bit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:52 PM (6FeV1)

329 If you are serious and want a true education, then reading "The Creature From Jekyll Island" is a requirement.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:30 PM (+LCoQ)


I would add A History of Money and Banking in the United States by Murray Rothbard

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2021 10:53 PM (KbLYZ)

330 328
Rein it in.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 10:54 PM (ufFY8)

331 Do i make the ivermectin joke now, or wait a bit?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:52 PM (6FeV1)
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Just a little whinny

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 10:54 PM (NlLwm)

332 27 Doctor, what do I have ?

I am afraid you have restless anus syndrome.

Wait, whuuu?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 10:52 PM (WF/xn)

"I'm going to prescribe some cannabinol infused bathroom tissue for you.

...

to calm yo ass down."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:55 PM (6FeV1)

333 Do i make the ivermectin joke now, or wait a bit?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 10:52 PM (6FeV1)

Neigh

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 10:55 PM (U2p+3)

334 Now the horde will trot out every pun.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2021 10:56 PM (ybIRR)

335 Do i make the ivermectin joke now,
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Neigh

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 03, 2021 10:58 PM (PPQdm)

336 Unrelated. I enjoy Jack Poso's twatter content but am irritated that he constant asks "are you paying attention yet?" Motherfucker of course we are!! What can we DO about it though?
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 03, 2021 10:45 PM (EiPf6)


I suppose we could post on Twatter. Would that help?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2021 10:59 PM (KbLYZ)

337 Now the horde will trot out every pun.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2021 10:56 PM (ybIRR)

That's the mane point

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 10:59 PM (WF/xn)

338 Now the horde will trot out every pun.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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They would not do that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 03, 2021 10:59 PM (PPQdm)

339 I have heard that the best way to take your horse paste is on a piece of thorough bread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 11:00 PM (6FeV1)

340 heh

I just copyrighted "She Promised" online. $65

Need to study 30s-40s noir writing styles

Will compensate Miley as legally required, or as enforced by Publius

Posted by: aspiring writer at October 03, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

341 I think I had those once.They never made any sense. Why not make a chocolate covered lemon?
Posted by: Quint at October 03, 2021 10:44 PM (lPeix)


It's better than chocolate covered cotton

Posted by: Milo Minderbender at October 03, 2021 11:01 PM (KbLYZ)

342 Now the horde will trot out every pun.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2021 10:56 PM (ybIRR)

Why do we get saddled with this ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 11:02 PM (WF/xn)

343 339 I have heard that the best way to take your horse paste is on a piece of thorough bread.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 11:00 PM (6FeV1)

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My doc would bridle at the idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 11:03 PM (VxC1e)

344 Now the horde will trot out every pun.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2021 10:56 PM (ybIRR)

Why do we get saddled with this ?


And it's always the same old bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 03, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

345 Dark chocolate covered candied lemon slices are really good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2021 11:03 PM (U2p+3)

346
My doc would bridle at the idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 11:03 PM (VxC1e)

He sounds like a real champ.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 11:03 PM (6FeV1)

347 Unbridled puns. Terrible.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2021 11:04 PM (QU5/8)

348 Believe it or not, chocolate covered coffee beans were included for a time in the military MRE rations. They were excellente. Naturally, they stopped doing that. Some things are too good for our boys, apparently.


Yeah Emmie - it was a real experience, I never did get a good handle on how I managed exposure as I was pretty isolated. I think it may have been some mail parcels, I was ordering a lot of different stuff, some originating overseas through no real idea where it got me. I hadn't had "the flu" in years, and flu symptoms are characteristic. High fever, severe body aches and fatigue. It was a dry cough. I dosed with supplemental O2 and some antibiotics for any lurking bacterial infection. Not the worst flu maybe, but it was no slouch in my case.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 11:04 PM (hbjKv)

349
Horse Paste on Avocado toast-$26

Posted by: unlicensed caterer at October 03, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

350 Unbridled puns. Terrible.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2021 11:04 PM (QU5/


--------

It's a palfrey attempt at humor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 11:05 PM (VxC1e)

351 347

I canter stand it any more.
Shoot me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 11:05 PM (ufFY8)

352 Unbridled puns. Terrible.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2021 11:04 PM (QU5/

Are you still beating that dead horse ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 11:06 PM (WF/xn)

353
Just a little whinny
Posted by: Braenyard


Whinny the pooh.

Posted by: Relaxed anus at October 03, 2021 11:07 PM (63Dwl)

354 I fully expect to wake up tomorrow and see horse puns still going on in Pixy's thread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 11:07 PM (6FeV1)

355 After a time, a horse pun withers

Posted by: still got marks where the jockey refused driveway duty at October 03, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

356 Any TX Morons familiar with this place?
https://www.texastastes.com
Looks like I could spend some $$$ there easily.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2021 10:07 PM (ACi07)
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you are 3vil... kitchen toys AND recipes.

there's a rabbit hole i can spend hours inside

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 03, 2021 11:08 PM (vTCkw)

357 When these puns start, I feel hobbled

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2021 11:08 PM (WF/xn)

358 354

Brumbys and roos.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 11:09 PM (ufFY8)

359 Belated pet thread entry:

Lately, Pookette will come up to Hex, barely let him sniff her, and scratch under his chin, cooing, "Who's a good boy? Yes you are! You are a good kitty!" And not only does he TAKE it, he PURRS! And ANGLES FOR MORE!

American Bombays are truly dogs in a cat body.

Posted by: pookysgirl, weirded outttt at October 03, 2021 11:10 PM (XKZwp)

360 The Horde just keeps trotting out the puns. And they're off!

Posted by: Shipoopi at October 03, 2021 11:11 PM (xKFcT)

361 Close only counts in grenades and horse puns

Posted by: close enough at October 03, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

362 In the burning times, the South will live off of kudzu.

You can eat the vine tips and young leaves, and roots. The peeled roots can be ground or pounded into gluten-free flour. The starch in kudzu roots can be fermented to make alcohol. Roots are best dug up in the early fall, but can be harvested all winter if you need the calories.

And then, we will regain the 7 million acres that kudzu now occupies.

He wrote a book on foraging. Morons take note

https://tinyurl.com/4wc766fz

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 11:11 PM (Mzdiz)

363 most horse puns are a bit.

Posted by: Quint at October 03, 2021 11:11 PM (lPeix)

364 The Horde just keeps trotting out the puns. And they're off!
Posted by: Shipoopi

Dope, dudes!

Posted by: It's injectified (claps hands)in Marvin Gaye fashion at October 03, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

365 We are being pommelled with puns.
It is like a fever that is going a roan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 11:12 PM (ufFY8)

366 Mmmm. Kudzu.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 11:12 PM (VxC1e)

367 He wrote a book on foraging. Morons take note

https://tinyurl.com/4wc766fz
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 03, 2021 11:11 PM (Mzdiz)

How in the hell is Muldoon supposed to work "kudzu" into a limerick! We are so galactically boned!!!! Why even bother trying to survive!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 11:14 PM (6FeV1)

368 365 We are being pommelled with puns.
It is like a fever that is going a roan.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 11:12 PM (ufFY

---------

It's turning into a night mare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 11:14 PM (VxC1e)

369 We are being pommelled with puns.
It is like a fever that is going a roan.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

makes me go Misty

Posted by: first time caller from Chincoteague at October 03, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

370 367
We should just gallop straight to the glue factory.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 11:15 PM (ufFY8)

371 This is a really dull ONT. Who gives a crop about horse puns, anyway?

Posted by: E. A. Blair at October 03, 2021 11:15 PM (dbOHx)

372 Spreading like Wildfire.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2021 11:16 PM (ufFY8)

373 and he said, toward the end, "You didn't vote for Trump, did you?"
My response to that is...
nerdygirl


Rita to Ned (Groundhog Day): "It's been a lovely day; let's not spoil it." We had a nice dinner, much good conversation and reminiscing. I can afford to ignore the Other Stuff the way you would someone pharting.

I don't contest or contend with foolish and ill-informed ideas in family situations. I feel no need to answer their concerns and opinions. The only outcome would be bad feelings. Tomorrow we will leave the People's Republic of Illinois and head back to civilization. That's enough.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time wounds all heels at October 03, 2021 11:16 PM (SUMui)

374 *twitch*

*twitch twitch*

PALOMINO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 03, 2021 11:17 PM (6FeV1)

375 This afternoon, for an interview Pookette had to do for Social Studies, my mom was recollecting how she used to swing from vines (probably kudzu) from their house into a creek when they lived in northern Mississippi. That was a story *I* never got as a child, because I might, you know, decide to recreate it.

Posted by: pookysgirl leaned what *not* to do from her brothers at October 03, 2021 11:17 PM (XKZwp)

376 Is that night mare named Wildfire, who busted out his stall?

Posted by: Shipoopi at October 03, 2021 11:19 PM (xKFcT)

377 I think I deserve a mention here

Posted by: P-51 at October 03, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

378 Hello Mudder. Hello Fodder.

Posted by: Zombie Alan Sherman at October 03, 2021 11:19 PM (63Dwl)

379 Anyway, like I was sayin', kudzu is the fruit of the South. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, kudzu-kabobs, kudzu creole, kudzu gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple kudzu, lemon kudzu, coconut kudzu,, pepper kudzu, kudzu soup, kudzu stew, kudzu salad, kudzu and potatoes, kudzu burger, kudzu sandwich. That's about it.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at October 03, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

380 https://images.app.goo.gl/7mczywK3xFMxue6d6

Horse puckey.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 03, 2021 11:20 PM (ufFY8)

381 377 I think I deserve a mention here
Posted by: P-51 at October 03, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

Get in line, fly boy.

Posted by: Samuel Colt at October 03, 2021 11:20 PM (6FeV1)

382 Kudzu based biodiesel?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 11:21 PM (6FeV1)

383 Kudzu-based formalwear

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 11:22 PM (VxC1e)

384 Hello Mudder. Hello Fodder.

Posted by: Zombie Alan Sherman at October 03, 2021 11:19 PM (63Dwl)

Brings new meaning to "Camp Grenada."

Posted by: pookysgirl wasn't around back then, no matter what you heard at October 03, 2021 11:22 PM (XKZwp)

385 Kudzu-based formalwear
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 11:22 PM (VxC

For any Green Tie affair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2021 11:24 PM (6FeV1)

386 Kudzu is up 3:1 over Swayback and Glue Factory in the odds. But Limerick is the 5:1 favorite to Win, with jockey Muldoon riding writing to a strong Lede.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 03, 2021 11:25 PM (QzJWU)

387 writing to a strong Lede.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I need to retire at my young age, because I got that joke!

Posted by: pookysgirl has hung around nursing homes at October 03, 2021 11:27 PM (XKZwp)

388 Enought with the Horsie puns people. Sheesh. You'll just stirrup trouble.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 11:32 PM (hbjKv)

389 I'm pretty sure we had the kungflu back before it got a name. Milady slept through it. I had no symptoms.

I was ever so slightly concerned that in dealing with these folks who are all vaxxed, I might catch the wily Delta variant. And, lo, today I was really tired and slept much of the day, awoke with a slight fever, and a headache. MIGHT be the kungflu, or any of a number of other possibilities. Took a homeopathic remedy. Got better. Whew! Close one.

Nighty night, folks. Don't let the horse puns make you unstable.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all better no at October 03, 2021 11:33 PM (SUMui)

390 writing to a strong Lede.

Well, I swan

Posted by: Milo Minderbender at October 03, 2021 11:33 PM (KbLYZ)

391 test

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 03, 2021 11:34 PM (2SdPm)

392 Hash check checked.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 03, 2021 11:34 PM (2SdPm)

393 Hey everybody! Hey ONT. Hey MisHum!
I'm #2 of commenters again?! Oh boy.

And today's topmost music link shows the MisHum we all know, love and fear.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

394 Georgia: Black woman is charged with posing as Klu Klux Klan member and posting notes to seven African-American neighbors threatening to burn down their homes and kill their children
_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:36 PM (NlLwm)

395 Time for bed. This thread broke a leg.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2021 11:37 PM (ybIRR)

396 Somebody mentioned Pesci above.

If you want to see Scorsese doing his impression of Stanley Kubrick, watch the scene when Pesci gets, er, disposed of in Casino. Beyond brutal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

397 Beyond brutal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)
yeah..thats tough to watch

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 03, 2021 11:40 PM (+I6Y/)

398 The docks where containers are stacked. are empty. Absolutely empty. A nephew and his friend became Longshoremen about a year ago. They have very junior status, but one of them has worked one 4 hour shift in the last 3 months.

It isn't the Longshoremen, they report for work every morning and are told to go home. It's the Port and the trains that are calling the shots.

And who owns the trains? Why, Warren Buffet. Holding out for raping his customers. Which is nothing new.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2021 09:53 PM (sy5kK)

Yep!

Posted by: WhyBanned at October 03, 2021 11:42 PM (ulaXh)

399 Nighty night, folks. Don't let the horse puns make you unstable.
Posted by: mindful webworker - all better no at October 03, 2021 11:33 PM (SUMui)

One more will be the last straw

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 03, 2021 11:42 PM (+I6Y/)

400 Need to study 30s-40s noir writing styles

Will compensate Miley as legally required, or as enforced by Publius

Posted by: aspiring writer at October 03, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
---
start with Raymond Chandler...

and don't go any further. Dashell Hamet (SP?) can't hold a candle to Raymond.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 03, 2021 11:42 PM (vTCkw)

401 Sudanese man arrested for shooting University of Utah football star dead at party after uninvited guests were asked to leave:

Victim was on scholarship set up to honor his best friend who died in shooting accident on Christmas Day 2020

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:42 PM (NlLwm)

402 Apologies but I've been kind of obsessed lately with beefing up my literary background. For the first time in my life, I'm actually interested in reading some Shakespeare plays.

Would anyone have any ideas about which of his plays I should start with, and then how to proceed from there? I went ahead and got inexpensive copies of Hamlet, Romeo & Juliet, King Lear, and Macbeth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

403 So sad I missed the crop of horse puns.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 03, 2021 11:46 PM (EiPf6)

404 Was that in a University town? I'm pretty sure given the frequency, locations, and perpetrators it's kind of an "Extra Credit" kind of thing in the bolshevik departments.

One of the earlier exemplars I recall at least locally was down in Iowa City in the 1980s aka "People's Republic of Johnson County", a more un-likely hot spot for KKK activity could not be imagined. I mean sure, leftists are actually racist AF (like everybody else, black or white or yellow or red etc) but overt acts just Do Not Happen.

So this black guy claims graffitied Swastickers and KKK was spray painted on his Mercedes Benz. All the usual gnashing of teeth by the usual suspects, op-ed in the newspapers, candlelight vigils, the whole nine yards.

Then a couple weeks later it was revealed the black guy had been shopping around extensively for a new paint job on his mercedes benz, and had been trying to get it claimed on his auto insurance, that kind of thing. The Poleece became suspicious and he recanted under questioning.

"Well it could have happened, and that's just as bad!!" was the official Mea Culpa out of the whole ordeal. Just good old fashioned agitprop, training, and gen. fvckery.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2021 11:47 PM (hbjKv)

405 Horse puns?! Hay what gives?!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

406 Qpdsteve, my favorite is Othello.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 03, 2021 11:47 PM (EiPf6)

407 We're saddled with the best punsters in the west.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 03, 2021 11:48 PM (EiPf6)

408 Funsize, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

409 Letting 'er rip!

Posted by: La Palma Volcano at October 03, 2021 11:48 PM (4I/2K)

410 Letting 'er rip!
Posted by: La Palma Volcano at October 03, 2021 11:48 PM (4I/2K)


Hope you're not giving Yellowstone any ideas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor would be a good warm up for 'The Taming of the Screw'

Leonardo DiCaprio did an interesting take on Romeo and Juliet

I think Kenneth Branagh did Hamlet.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:50 PM (NlLwm)

412 Braenyard, you mean watching the Taming and other Shakespeare movies? Not a bad idea. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

413 If you're not familiar with Shakespeare it would put a little flesh on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:53 PM (NlLwm)

414 Haven't heard from SMH all day.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:54 PM (NlLwm)

415 Braenyard, also yep, thanks.

I've read Romeo & Juliet is the most-often butchered of Bill's plays, because it almost always features quite mature (old) actors/actresses in the titular roles. They're supposed to be teenagers!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

416 All these old people go to bed so early.
Guess I will too.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:56 PM (NlLwm)

417 Hey Funsize, whadda you know about psilocybin besides misspelling it...?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2021 11:56 PM (KAi1n)

418 The word psilocybin always reminds me of the song "I'm In Touch With Your World" by the Cars. Great track that was never released as a single, I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

419 It's teenage enough in the DiCaprio one.
It's set in the 20th century but it's still there.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:58 PM (NlLwm)

420 Steve, that's just weird.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2021 11:58 PM (KAi1n)

421 Braenyard, I would have loved to see John Hughes do a version of Romeo & Juliet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

422 Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor would be a good warm up for 'The Taming of the Screw'

With me, that movie gets better with every re-watching

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 03, 2021 11:59 PM (4I/2K)

423 SFGoth, what's weird? Old R&J actors or my Cars comment? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2021 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

424 Goodnight, dear ones.

Hopefully I can be better company soon. Right now I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself. Stupid bug!

Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2021 12:03 AM (6RgRK)

425 All these old people go to bed so early.
Guess I will too.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:56 PM (NlLwm)

The thread is definitely slowly farting along.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 12:04 AM (VwHCD)

426 Your Cars comment. Best Cars song they never recorded was written and recorded by Blue Oyster Cult.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:06 AM (KAi1n)

427 1106

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 04, 2021 12:06 AM (bTQ72)

428
'Our members are tired. Our members are feeling the pain of these COVID deaths.'' Mike Podue, president of ILWU Local 63

_________

The ILWU has nearly 30,000 members and 20 have died from the Crud? And what are the particulars? Did they die of it while heroically unloading hazmat from a burning ship? Or were they retirees?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 12:08 AM (nSpPq)

429 what if the left has its own civil war?

migrant activists chase Sen. Sinema into bathroom at ASU and demand she back Biden's $3.5T social bill to address immigration issues

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 04, 2021 12:10 AM (bTQ72)

430
Georgia: Black woman is charged with posing as Klu Klux Klan member and posting notes to seven African-American neighbors threatening to burn down their homes and kill their children

___________

All "hate crimes" are fake until proven otherwise in a court of law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 12:11 AM (nSpPq)

431 That's just Marxists keeping their leaders in line

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 12:12 AM (2JoB8)

432 One time, I had the restful anus syndrome, - I shit my pants!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 04, 2021 12:14 AM (ljUPy)

433 migrant activists chase Sen. Sinema into bathroom at ASU and demand she back Biden's $3.5T social bill to address immigration issues

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 04, 2021 12:10 AM (bTQ72)

Sounds like some migrants need a ride on Air Pinochet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 12:15 AM (VwHCD)

434 what if the left has its own civil war?

migrant activists chase Sen. Sinema into bathroom at ASU and demand she back Biden's $3.5T social bill to address immigration issues
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 04, 2021 12:10 AM (bTQ72)

Sanctuary violation

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 04, 2021 12:16 AM (4I/2K)

435 1106
Posted by: will

1066

Posted by: William, you can call me Norman at October 04, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

436 Well, I am going to call it a night. be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2021 12:22 AM (3qUCH)

437 All "hate crimes" are fake until proven otherwise in a court of law.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

https://tinyurl.com/hn33hs2w

Posted by: people be crazy at October 04, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

438 Do you know who else was in Hawaii in the 1960s?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+LCoQ)

-----------

Hitler?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2021 10:29 PM (VxC1e)



Was it...SATAN???

Posted by: Church Lady at October 04, 2021 12:26 AM (we2l3)

439
A home invader was mauled to death by two dogs inside a Georgia home and later discovered by the owner, according to reports.

___________

Exercise, food, home protection. Good doggies!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 12:27 AM (/U27+)

440 I came across this exchange between Hugh Hewitt and Fauci:

HEWITT: "Is there a point where you will say: "I have done more harm than good because people don't listen to me anymore' and step aside?"

FAUCI: "No. Absolutely, unequivocally no."

And right there you know everything necessary about him and by extension the Uniparty in all its forms. We no longer have a government but a permanent ruling class. Bend a knee serf, kiss the ring.

https://twitter.com/bravojourno/status
/1444037962753355781

Posted by: LostInSpace at October 04, 2021 12:29 AM (ESLBo)

441 I have a WWYD question: local family group of three (all adults: woman homeowner, her brother, her son) die in questionable fire. Lot is sold by woman's ex to realtor. Realtor has for sale for around $150k. This is retirement/ 2nd home destination. Do you think prospective buyers should be told ppl died there? Would you want to know?

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2021 12:33 AM (MUpk6)

442 I'm calling it a night too. Thanks for the chat and advice everyone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2021 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)

443 Jeepers, everybody is leaving and I just got here, read the first 200 comments and decided I just needed to skip ahead, pardon me for cutting in line.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 12:41 AM (a4EWo)

444 There's no line; everyone went to bed....

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:42 AM (KAi1n)

445 I have a WWYD question: local family group of three (all adults: woman homeowner, her brother, her son) die in questionable fire. Lot is sold by woman's ex to realtor. Realtor has for sale for around $150k. This is retirement/ 2nd home destination. Do you think prospective buyers should be told ppl died there? Would you want to know?

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2021 12:33 AM (MUpk6)

Hell yeah I would want to know.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

446 There's no line; everyone went to bed....

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:42 AM (KAi1n)

Not me. I am eternal. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

447 SFGoth, I seem to have a soporific effect upon the Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 12:44 AM (a4EWo)

448 Haven't heard from SMH all day.
Posted by: Braenyard
------

This the second night, I think, that I haven't seen Miklos.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 04, 2021 12:45 AM (PPQdm)

449 SFGoth, I seem to have a soporific effect upon the Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 12:44 AM (a4EWo)

I had to look up that frigging word. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2021 12:46 AM (VwHCD)

450 445 Berserker

Second that. I'm a bit freaked out that someone might build their dream home on a funeral pyre and not discover until after the fact.

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2021 12:50 AM (MUpk6)

451 Berserker, I had to look up that word many years ago when my kids were watching a Beatrix Potter cartoon, I think it was the Tale of Samuel Whiskers, I'm not certain, at any rate I went straight to the dictionary to look it up. Now watching golf on tv has a soporific effect, as does eating a hugely satisfying meal or perhaps having too many drinks, I like the word. Kids were smarter when we used a better vocabulary.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 12:52 AM (a4EWo)

452 Sudanese man arrested for shooting University of Utah football star dead at party after uninvited guests were asked to leave:

Victim was on scholarship set up to honor his best friend who died in shooting accident on Christmas Day 2020

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2021 11:42 PM (NlLwm)
---
HTF did he get possession of a gun? over/under it was illegally?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 12:53 AM (vTCkw)

453 I prefer "sleeporific" to "soporific". When do we get to start choosing our adjectives?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:53 AM (KAi1n)

454 Some states require disclosing any deaths that happened. People don't want to buy bad mojo (or bad juju, though juju may be a regional thing).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:56 AM (KAi1n)

455 @441 in CA it's the law you have to disclose my deaths in the house in the past 5 years.

Posted by: keena at October 04, 2021 12:56 AM (kNSGV)

456 The ILWU has nearly 30,000 members and 20 have died from the Crud? And what are the particulars? Did they die of it while heroically unloading hazmat from a burning ship? Or were they retirees?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2021 12:08 AM (nSpPq)

Well, wearing those fucking masks? Yeah, makes me TIRED.

Lack of oxygen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2021 12:58 AM (oHd/0)

457 keena, if you died five years ago, I have the utmost respect for your stamina.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 12:58 AM (a4EWo)

458 455 @441 in CA it's the law you have to disclose my deaths in the house in the past 5 years.
Posted by: keena at October 04, 2021 12:56 AM (kNSGV)

DEXTER?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2021 12:59 AM (oHd/0)

459 Looks like we might be heading into Fall weather finally - highs will be in the 60's but lows are going to finally hit the 40's about mid-month.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 01:00 AM (KAi1n)

460 Jeepers, everybody is leaving and I just got here, read the first 200 comments and decided I just needed to skip ahead, pardon me for cutting in line.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 12:41

Hey Debbie DS, keep yammering, I just woke up from a nap. Someone mentioned Don't Fear the Reaper, it's playing so I won't be sleeping soon. I'll listen to ya.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 01:01 AM (55Qr6)

461 Damn.... Commander Cody died at 77...

No more Hot Rod Lincoln....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2021 01:01 AM (oHd/0)

462 hey there DDS: you are not alone...

at least not for now.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 01:01 AM (vTCkw)

463 Thanks Farmer, it's the yammering part that concerns me at the present time.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 01:02 AM (a4EWo)

464 SFGoth, this is FL. I wondered if the sale to the realtor was an attempt to avoid the disclosure. Bad juju. Definitely.

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2021 01:06 AM (MUpk6)

465 Farmer, I read about your lab stealing your hotdog. I have a miniature bull terrier (she looks like the Target dog, Bullseye), who will literally hop and take one out of your hand, if you are not careful. She loves those.

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2021 01:12 AM (MUpk6)

466 Farmer, how is Jules feeling? I hope things are getting better. I'm going to finish my beer and go to bed, it's supposed to be a rainy Monday morning so maybe I can sleep in for a while.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 01:15 AM (a4EWo)

467 if you can get a hold of a copy, look to see how hard those poor longshoremen have to w*rk to earn their paltry salaries...

you will be nauseated, at best. it's a great racket, if you can get into it young, but you need to either be family, kin or close friend to a current member to get the nod.

back around 2000, the west coast assholes went on strike, and a local paper reported on the hours, pay and benefits they earned... it was a true eye opener.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 01:16 AM (vTCkw)

468 Yeah, Cody died last week.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 01:17 AM (KAi1n)

469 Farmer, how is Jules feeling? I hope things are getting better. I'm going to finish my beer and go to bed, it's supposed to be a rainy Monday morning so maybe I can sleep in for a while.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 01:15

She's doing a little better, you know how I can tell? She's starting to bitch about what a mess the house is, since I've been caring for her and it for 3 weeks. Sure sign of a beginning recovery.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 01:25 AM (55Qr6)

470 Absolutely, she's on the mend!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 01:29 AM (a4EWo)

471 Posted by: EveR

This dog will swipe anything she can. When she was young we learned that when she ate 10 dozen Christmas cookies while cooling on the counter. She was sick for days.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 01:30 AM (55Qr6)

472 Farmer, gluttony seems to be in the DNA for some pups. Lucky for them, they are so cute.

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2021 01:37 AM (MUpk6)

473 Yikes, the blog went to sleep before I did! Peace out.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 02:01 AM (a4EWo)

474 Like Columbo, just one more thing, hi, MyLifeisInsanity, I miss you and hope that you are doing well. I hope that your Mom is okay and that little Hailey continues to melt your heart and warm your soul.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 02:05 AM (a4EWo)

475 Good morning !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 02:06 AM (arJlL)

476 Good morning !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 02:06 AM (arJlL)
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what's so good about it?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 02:26 AM (vTCkw)

477 Good morning !
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 02:06

Same to you JT. I just realized today is my birthday. Can't claim to be 29 anymore, that was like 37 yrs ago.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 02:28 AM (55Qr6)

478 Good morning !
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 02:06 AM (arJlL)
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what's so good about it?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 02:26

You're still on the green side redc?

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 02:31 AM (55Qr6)

479 You're still on the green side redc?

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 02:31 AM (55Qr6) a
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the only up side to that is that it pisses off all those who dislike/despise/hate me...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 02:37 AM (vTCkw)

480 Happy Birthday Farmer !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 02:43 AM (arJlL)

481 >>> Like Columbo, just one more thing, hi, MyLifeisInsanity, I miss you and hope that you are doing well. I hope that your Mom is okay and that little Hailey continues to melt your heart and warm your soul.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2021 02:05 AM (a4EWo)

Hi Debby!
I get to see Hailey today, daughter is bringing her to mom's so she can get some help sewing her a Halloween costume

Mom is fading at a faster rate. It was rough last week but she bounced back a bit over the weekend so I'm hoping she will be 'with it' enough to enjoy the baby this afternoon. She is a little doll and definitely a bright spot in life. I'm sure you feel the same way about your grandbaby

I keep missing you, and see you are going to the TX MoMe! How cool is that?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 04, 2021 03:02 AM (Rye5Q)

482 It's to early for morning

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 03:03 AM (2JoB8)

483 Farmer, it's your birthday?

Happy Birthday!

Saw above that Jules is doing better. Good to hear!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 04, 2021 03:04 AM (Rye5Q)

484 TY JT.

And redc, there's a good point. But you are such a nice curmudgeon, I doubt you are much disliked/despised.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 03:05 AM (55Qr6)

485 Mornin', all

You've got that right, Skip! Too early and I'm running late (again)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 04, 2021 03:05 AM (Rye5Q)

486 Stayed up late to finish that quilt for the baby. Yes, I know, she's already 2 1/2 months old...but SHE won't know it was late getting done

*and I have to say it turned out beautifully!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 04, 2021 03:09 AM (Rye5Q)

487 And redc, there's a good point. But you are such a nice curmudgeon, I doubt you are much disliked/despised.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2021 03:05 AM (55Qr6)
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then you haven't met the denizens of my local Next Door... i haven't commented in a day or two (Herself was home, and i had better things to do), but when i went to see a reply on a thread where i was mentioned, i got the warning page where i am supposed to take a knee re "being kind"... click the box and all that.

whatever the hell that means. i got my people skills @ Ft Benning, so joke them if they can't take a fuck.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 04, 2021 03:17 AM (Msmus)

488 Stayed up late to finish that quilt for the baby. Yes, I know, she's already 2 1/2 months old...but SHE won't know it was late getting done

*and I have to say it turned out beautifully!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Nice !

Hiya MLiiGRAM !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 03:18 AM (arJlL)

489 455 @441 in CA it's the law you have to disclose my deaths in the house in the past 5 years.
Posted by: keena at October 04, 2021 12:56 AM (kNSGV)

How many .... deaths at your place ... in the past 5 years? More than Ed Buck? Maybe .... I'll just stay in a hotel.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2021 03:24 AM (mzTVj)

490 I'm guessing a lot of these backups at ports and railyards are union tactics. In many of these ports the long shoremen already have to be incentivized, on top of thier enormous salary, to do thier job properly and on time. The pandemic has allowed the unions to add in more no show jobs, on top of being able to slowdown loading/unloading to try and get more payoffs to do thier job.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 04, 2021 03:29 AM (Mvr6M)

491 My mom is into quilting, they come out really nice and it looks like a lot of work.

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 03:34 AM (2JoB8)

492 Skip, it is a lot of work, start to finish.

It is just a hobby now, so it's fun and mostly relaxing. When I used to make them to sell, it was more stressful.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 04, 2021 03:41 AM (Rye5Q)

493 I'm guessing a lot of these backups at ports and railyards are union tactics. In many of these ports the long shoremen already have to be incentivized, on top of thier enormous salary, to do thier job properly and on time. The pandemic has allowed the unions to add in more no show jobs, on top of being able to slowdown loading/unloading to try and get more payoffs to do thier job.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 04, 2021 03:29 AM (Mvr6M)

That may be part of it, but I'm thinking there might be other factors to consider. For years, we knew that there were a lot of Baby Boomers holding onto skilled jobs, and working past normal retirement years.

With all of the hassles introduced by COVID restrictions, like masking in the workplace and whatnot, vaccine requirements, etc... how many of those people went "Eh, fuckit, I'm done with this and moving somewhere warmer"?

Now for truckers, add in the impact of a sudden, artificial drop in shipping caused by the closure of so many businesses, and the impact it might have on owner-operators who suddenly had truck payments to make and no freight to haul.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 04, 2021 03:44 AM (xNrL5)

494 Heading out.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 04, 2021 03:51 AM (Rye5Q)

495 Yesterday there was a article on California Port problems

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2021 03:53 AM (2JoB8)

496 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 04:06 AM (mD/uy)

497 Now for truckers, add in the impact of a sudden, artificial drop in shipping caused by the closure of so many businesses, and the impact it might have on owner-operators who suddenly had truck payments to make and no freight to haul.
Posted by: Cato

Like everything else, the problem is probably multi-faceted. One of my boys works for a very big, national shipper. He told me over the last year, they have had driver turnover of over 100%. They pay good money but just can't keep drivers. Long haul life sucks in any case but to get folks to do it right now seems impossible. I'm sure there's more to it than that though.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 04:10 AM (mD/uy)

498 Like everything else, the problem is probably multi-faceted. One of my boys works for a very big, national shipper. He told me over the last year, they have had driver turnover of over 100%. They pay good money but just can't keep drivers. Long haul life sucks in any case but to get folks to do it right now seems impossible. I'm sure there's more to it than that though.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 04:10 AM (mD/uy)

There's problems in short-haul also. My brother works for one of the national carriers, and used to be a sort of emergency-stopgap driver they'd send in whenever somebody quit on a critical route. The turnover rate kept him flying out almost every week, and he got so sick of it that he went back to doing local runs.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 04, 2021 04:20 AM (xNrL5)

499 Pixy's up.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 04:43 AM (PCMWa)

500 500!!! Just sitting here for the taking.

Posted by: m at October 04, 2021 05:34 AM (6dJKT)

501 Just a quick thought. I would put more faith in Dog the Bounty Hunter than the FBI right now. All of the major leads have been found by people giving them to the FBI. No major break though has happened due the the Brain trust at the FBI.

Posted by: Picric at October 04, 2021 05:52 AM (3QnyK)

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