Pedro L. Gonzalez: Kristi Noem Is Having an Extramarital Affair With Corey Lewandowski

Multiple sources have informed American Greatness that South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem is having an extramarital affair with adviser Corey Lewandowski, who previously served as a campaign manager for Donald Trump. The alleged fling reportedly has continued for months, sources say.
Lewandowski accompanied Noem across the country as she stumped for Trump's reelection last year. According to South Dakota Republicans, former Noem chief of staff Joshua Shields left, in part, because of Lewandowski's butting in. Lewandowski, who is married with four children, still has the former president's ear, which he reportedly uses to Noem's advantage.
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"There are members of Congress close to Mar-a-Lago who have called the affair 'an open secret' and worried that about Noem's viability as a national candidate and within the movement," a source familiar with the matter told American Greatness.

Trump advisor Sam Nunberg suggested that Kristi Noem was an unfaithful wife on August 27th.

In other scandalous news, the man suing Don Lemon for a grotesque form of sexual assault says the trial (civil) will start "early next year." Reportedly, it was delayed by coronavirus.

Posted by: Ace at 01:11 PM

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1 first

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:10 PM (8D42x)

2 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:10 PM (8D42x)

3 rd?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:10 PM (8D42x)

4 and for home

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (8D42x)

5 nailed it

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (8D42x)

6 Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

7 Sponge!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

8 *sigh* well, we already knew she was shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (csEWM)

9 and fuck the anonymous sources. name and shame them.

otherwise, it's just democrats pissing in the wind

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (8D42x)

10 "There are members of Congress close to Mar-a-Lago who have called the affair 'an open secret' and worried that about Noem's viability as a national candidate and within the movement," a source familiar with the matter told American Greatness.
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Her affair has nothing to do with her inviability within "the movement."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (+IIqY)

11 creepy gd politicians

Posted by: f'd at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (Tnijr)

12 9 and fuck the anonymous sources. name and shame them.

otherwise, it's just democrats pissing in the wind
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (8D42x)

This is also a good point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (csEWM)

13 The news about Lemon makes me so happy.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

14 First! Or maybe Corey was.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (FWn1L)

15 good for corey shes hot

otherwise i could not care less.

its her wishy washy ness i hate

Posted by: john spartan at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (XrpMJ)

16 She has 3 kids. What a whore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

17 He'll tear your arm off kid

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (CYnTg)

18 "Noem's viability as a national candidate".....zilch.

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

19 So, will the Establishment allow this infidelity now that it's in the open?

Or will they finally and completely cut her loose as being without worth to their cause?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

20 The picture in the article makes her look a bit like ET.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (ZsR3z)

21 She has 3 kids. What a whore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

He has 4 kids. What a whore.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (KnJdm)

22 see, thinking about it, i think it's all bullsit anyway anyone who is ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION, WOULD KNOW THAT nOEM IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT AS A VIABLE vp CANDIDATE DUE TO HER WAFFLING ON THE TRANNY CRAP AND other such bullshit.

so i have this as democrats just slinging shit wildly.

and damn caps lock got me. but keeps me out of the barrel...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (8D42x)

23 Her affair has nothing to do with her inviability within "the movement."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (+IIqY)

VERY much this.

Non-viability?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (csEWM)

24 In other scandalous news, the man suing Don Lemon for a grotesque form of sexual assault says the trial (civil) will start "early next year." Reportedly, it was delayed by coronavirus.

Posted by: Ace at 01:11 PM

Coronavirus seems to hinder only some court actions.
Same with police and education.
Corona: What can't it do?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (MFphb)

25 Also, "sources say." If the issue mattered, that would matter to. The issue doesn't matter, though, so neither does the "sources say." True or false, whatever.

She's a politician and is dishonest, and this extends to her personal life. Whatever. She's given enough evidence through confirmed action of duplicitousness, so this has little relevance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (+IIqY)

26 Seems to have worked for Kamala.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (axyOa)

27 This does sound like a smear campaign - wonder why though, considering that De Santis has the Republican nomination locked up if Trump doesn't run.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (FWn1L)

28 nailed it

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (8D42x)

*high fives*

Posted by: Corey Lewandoski at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (KnJdm)

29 Based on yesterday's learned discussion of morality, I am convinced that I couldn't possibly do anything but tolerant this unfortunate lapse on Christian behavior. Christianity without meaningful standards is the best Christianity.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (QU5/8)

30 She already lost us over the trannies and women's sports. On this, I'll wait and see. It was in the news, and therefore suspect.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (7X3UV)

31 Corona: What can't it do?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (MFphb)

kill the healthy?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (8D42x)

32 i think lewandowski got hope hicks too. lucky cocksucker!

Posted by: choogle at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (prhXq)

33 10 Her affair has nothing to do with her inviability within "the movement."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (+IIqY)

========

Their dedication to moral exteriors as a sop to the religious makes it a bit more complicated, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

34 She has 3 kids.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM

He has 4 kids.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM

Here's the story...

Posted by: Sherwood Shwartz at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (O6DoG)

35 I guess it's a good thing that she already immolated her political career by caving on the trans issue.

Next.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (EughT)

36 This does sound like a smear campaign - wonder why though, considering that De Santis has the Republican nomination locked up if Trump doesn't run.

I dunno. I've heard he's weak on gun rights.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (ZsR3z)

37 VERY much this.

Non-viability?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (csEWM)
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Your version doesn't get the red squigly, but "inviability" should be grammatically sound. Chalk it up as another English oddity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (+IIqY)

38 "Tanned" rested and ready!

---- Nikki Haley

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

39 27 This does sound like a smear campaign - wonder why though, considering that De Santis has the Republican nomination locked up if Trump doesn't run.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (FWn1L)

And the dems have the national locked up unless there is vote integrity. So we are all just pissing in the wind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (csEWM)

40 Wasn't Cori also supposed to be having an affair with Hope Hicks? Are there no other Trump male employees that can have a affaire with? I mean Cori must be a busy dude.

Posted by: Picric at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (3QnyK)

41 nailed it

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:11 PM (8D42x)

*high fives*
Posted by: Corey Lewandoski at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (KnJdm)

*high fives back*

trade ya for a long holiday weekend

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (8D42x)

42 The picture in the article makes her look a bit like ET.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (ZsR3z)

ET with a bit too much plastic surgery.

Posted by: Corey Lewandoski at September 29, 2021 12:15 PM (KnJdm)

43 Dunno this is necessarily a Dem smear. Could be any 2024 hopeful looking to clear the field.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (mbFEM)

44 Stories about infidelity are so sad. Coupla losers couldn't keep their pants on.

Their poor families.

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (VJsqe)

45 43 Dunno this is necessarily a Dem smear. Could be any 2024 hopeful looking to clear the field.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (mbFEM)

========

For Trump's VP slot, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

46 dat ass.... it was Corey's duty to please that booty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (V6f9+)

47 Its a smear.
Normalize infidelity. Now Harris seems more OK for replacing the ice cream prez.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)

48 Noem is from a fly-past, not fly-over state, and she's let the attention by the national media and compliments about her looks go to her head. She's decided to go the YOLO path. IMHO. (I was born and raised in South Dakota.)

Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (AMIL/)

49 Trump advisor Sam Nunberg suggested that Kristi Noem was an unfaithful wife on August 27th.

Was she unfaithful on other days as well?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (4I/2K)

50 THis should make her a hero to any feminist dem!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (yrol0)

51 Noem is pretty. I like her. She should be president.

Posted by: My dick is talking for me at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (MFphb)

52 Wow. If this is true it means Noem will switch to Dem in about one month.

Because stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (haWye)

53 "Could be any 2024 hopeful looking to clear the field."

Yeah, I know which one I think set it up.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (B0mGw)

54 She fell for a honeypot? Not surprised. That would explain some of her questionable decisions.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (hlxe7)

55 Sacred Honor Compels You!

Posted by: Will Folks brandishing a vaccine needle at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (0E/yM)

56 The Russell brand videos skewering Don lemon (in a fairly polite way) are worth watching.

Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (oOYbM)

57 Its a smear.
Normalize infidelity. Now Harris seems more OK for replacing the ice cream prez.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)

Plausible.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (KnJdm)

58 I'm ok with it. She always comes home to me.

Posted by: Mr. Noem at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (7Fj9P)

59 "Noem is pretty. I like her. She should be president."

Has tits, must be conservative.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (B0mGw)

60 tappin' ho's and rippin' arms

Posted by: x at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (oA+QO)

61 Its a smear.
Normalize infidelity. Now Harris seems more OK for replacing the ice cream prez.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)

seems a bit of a stretch. simply because if they want kumswalla, they aren't going to care about anyone on our side, nominally or otherwise, being good or bad.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (8D42x)

62 Trump seems to surround himself with losers of every stripe. Why is that?

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (dynG0)

63 51 Noem is pretty. I like her. She should be president.
Posted by: My dick is talking for me at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (MFphb)

Ace?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (o2MD2)

64 43 Dunno this is necessarily a Dem smear. Could be any 2024 hopeful looking to clear the field.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (mbFEM)

PENCE!

Posted by: Inogame at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (53oGX)

65 59 "Noem is pretty. I like her. She should be president."

Has tits, must be conservative.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (B0mGw)

========

"Finally, the hoi polloi discover how conservative Nancy Pelosi is."
-Bill Kristol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

66 Soon she'll be stumping just like Michelle Fields.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (/bNwY)

67 Sources report that the Don Henly song "Dirty Laundry" is going through my mind right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (lQj4a)

68 Sextape or it ain't hap'nin

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (h9Ab8)

69 Christianity without meaningful standards is the best Christianity.

Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (Xrfse)

70 62 Trump seems to surround himself with losers of every stripe. Why is that?
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (dynG0)

Losers are all that seem to be available.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (o2MD2)

71 Noem is right where she needs to stay; as governor of a relatively free and unpopulous state.
The voters there can get rid of her or not at their leisure, and she can do precious little damage to the rest of the country from there.

Posted by: OneEyedJack, wrestling back control of the keyboard. at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (MFphb)

72 tappin' ho's and rippin' arms

Posted by: x at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (oA+QO)

Good point. Lewandoski for VP.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (KnJdm)

73 At this point, I pretty much know all politicians are whores and perverts.

I'm more concerned about what they can do for my freedoms and my liberty. And Noem fails there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (V6f9+)

74 This *affair* is a good way to move loser Noem out of the way - at least for any aspiration more than governor.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (9pCkc)

75 "Finally, the hoi polloi discover how conservative Nancy Pelosi is."

I don't know. I'd see her in a flannel and jeans to know for sure.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (B0mGw)

76 They could make a bigger bunch than the Brady's

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (CYnTg)

77 And the trolls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (RQaUp)

78 Sextape or it ain't hap'nin
Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (h9Ab

i agree. we must have proof, in 4k HD or it's just lies...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:19 PM (8D42x)

79 32 i think lewandowski got hope hicks too. lucky cocksucker!
Posted by: choogle at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (prhXq)

Pretty sure he is a cocksuckEE not cocksucker.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (hlxe7)

80 A '70s vintage "silver face" stereo receiver has a Higher Fidelity rating than most any politician one might care to name.

Lower cost per watt delivered, with a whole lot less hassle in the bargain. Oh, and the vintage stuff still has style and class that none of the modern gear, *or* politicians possess.

Bonus. Turning your stereo on and warming it up ain't an immoral act.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (QzJWU)

81

Did she f her way to the middle like Harris? Nope? Yawn.

Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (oOYbM)

82 Honestly I wouldn't give a shit if she was being a ho for Corey Lewandowski if she was actually sticking up for conservative voters instead of doing the bidders of her donors and lobbyists. But she couldn't even stand up for girls in girls sports against the stupid onslaught of transgender bullshit, so fuck her.

("I did!" cried Corey from the next room.)

Posted by: Cynical Stoic at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (KX4VP)

83 Could be that Cheney is mad that Noem is prettier.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (mbFEM)

84 Did she f her way to the middle like Harris? Nope? Yawn.

Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (oOYbM)

Facts not in evidence.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (KnJdm)

85 Gross

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (0Uf+z)

86 19 So, will the Establishment allow this infidelity now that it's in the open?

Or will they finally and completely cut her loose as being without worth to their cause?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

As long as she cheats on her stance as a conservative with the CoC the GoPe is down with this.

On the on other hand, I care more about her cheating on "us" than on her husband.

Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (Ojki1)

87 "Do you have a newsletter?"

https://tinyurl.com/389j5k8n

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (B0mGw)

88 Sacred honor compels me...

Posted by: Will Folks at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (/bNwY)

89 19 So, will the Establishment allow this infidelity now that it's in the open?

Or will they finally and completely cut her loose as being without worth to their cause?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

-------

Nikki Haley hardest ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (ShI8A)

90 Liz is mad that Rosa DeLauro is prettier.
Well, maybe not.

Posted by: micky at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (3byMq)

91 I'll bet the dinner conversation at the Noem house is interesting these days.

Honey, did you fuck anyone interesting today?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (o2MD2)

92 Could be that Cheney is mad that Noem is prettier.
Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (mbFEM)

at least half of congress is prettier than cheney

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (8D42x)

93 I sense a Hunter Biden story coming out..,

Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (oOYbM)

94 I don't GAF about this story. Noem SUCKS as a politician. She's a RINO at best who uses the Constitution as cover for letting citizens of her state be run over by the progressive agenda. She also uses "but we didn't shut down over covid" as a selling point to distract from her cucking out to corporate interests.

Typical political trash. Who gaf about some rumour mongering about her personal life?

Posted by: soulpile at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (hiX0r)

95 89
Nikki Haley hardest ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (ShI8A)

=======

...bodied?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

96 Lewandowski went to a Las Vegas fundraiser over the weekend with Noem. There, he is accused of getting drunk and assaulting another woman. She's apparently filing some sort of charges against Lewandowski, or suing him (can't tell which).

https://tinyurl.com/t9s2jj4e

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (sIv7i)

97 Nikki Haley hardest ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (ShI8A)

If there must be a woman GOP VP candidate, sacred honors compels them to mud wrastle for the title.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (KnJdm)

98 Don't care

Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (Njtx4)

99 More seriously, I'm not looking to elect saints. I can accept morally flawed candidates (though I think Noem is unacceptable on other grounds). But ongoing affairs (assuming it is true) among "our" politicians is a non-starter because it's blackmail/leverage material. And we already have a problem with "our" politicians going along to get along.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (QU5/8)

100 I don't know I'd be a "loser" if I'd gotten to bang Hope Hicks and Kristi Noem. Immoral perhaps, but loser? Nah.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (/bNwY)

101 over the trannies and women's sports.
==
She's is an opportunistic politician, who will bow down to her big corporate donors, who aren't on the side of the U.S. citizen. Her side interests are almost completely immaterial. Adultery is not a plus, but its not a complete disqualifier for political office. You aren't voting for a prince charming, or a daughter in law. Its a political office. I'd take a multiple times divorced, sketchy New York City real estate developer who loved this Country over sell out traitor.

Posted by: You may call me Richard Grenell at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (zNgqt)

102 Could be that Cheney is mad that Noem is prettier.
Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (mbFEM)

at least half of congress is prettier than cheney
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (8D42x)

Damn right!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham. at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (RQaUp)

103 92 Could be that Cheney is mad that Noem is prettier.
Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:20 PM (mbFEM)

at least half of congress is prettier than cheney

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (8D42x)

No one is prettier than me!

Posted by: The Speaker of the House at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (AMIL/)

104 How many other open secrets are there around DC? ... supposedly, the pedo' community was/is also an open secret. More recently some pedo's were exposed, but mostly they are praised and more open. Nambla/Lincoln Project ... a recent one, Joe Biden himself the sniffer and ?, Hunter ... there seem to have been many in Congress ... pedophiles always useful for kompromat favors I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

105
If there must be a woman GOP VP candidate, sacred honors compels them to mud wrastle for the title.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (KnJdm)

Jello. Loser has to lick the winner clean.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (/bNwY)

106 How convenient... way to shut down two people who back the President.. The real President... Yeah, I know neither is perfect, but I'm suspicious

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:24 PM (8nD9v)

107 Liz is mad that Rosa DeLauro is prettier.
Well, maybe not.

Posted by: micky at September 29, 2021 12:21 PM (3byMq)

should wear a welders hood

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 12:24 PM (AwYPR)

108 So, she's womping "Womp, Womp"? New look at Kristi Noem for President?

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 29, 2021 12:24 PM (zcPgo)

109 103 According to the Bible she must be stoned
Posted by: Kurt at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (al0ZU)

Just to be humane we should practice our stoning technique. Anyone have any good target candidates?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:24 PM (o2MD2)

110 Lewandowski went to a Las Vegas fundraiser over the weekend with Noem. There, he is accused of getting drunk and assaulting another woman. She's apparently filing some sort of charges against Lewandowski, or suing him (can't tell which).
---
Arm pulling is part of the kink.

Posted by: Still Slightly groggy, Lewandowski at September 29, 2021 12:24 PM (NpVev)

111 Isn't this a resume enhancer?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 12:24 PM (wAnMi)

112 >>96 Lewandowski went to a Las Vegas fundraiser over the weekend with Noem. There, he is accused of getting drunk and assaulting another woman. She's apparently filing some sort of charges against Lewandowski, or suing him (can't tell which).

Did he try to grab her hooha?

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (dynG0)

113 Lewandowski went to a Las Vegas fundraiser over the weekend with Noem. There, he is accused of getting drunk and assaulting another woman. She's apparently filing some sort of charges against Lewandowski, or suing him (can't tell which).

https://tinyurl.com/t9s2jj4e
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (sIv7i)

That demon rum. We told you. Didn't we tell you?

Posted by: Temperance Movement at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (4I/2K)

114 Trump seems to surround himself with losers of every stripe. Why is that?
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (dynG0)

And you inexplicably didn't make the cut...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (y7DUB)

115 27 This does sound like a smear campaign - wonder why though, considering that De Santis has the Republican nomination locked up if Trump doesn't run.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (FWn1L)

The GoPe needs it's servant on the ticket. Reagan got stuck with Bush the Spook, Trump got saddled with Pencel dick, so they need someone to put on to try to undercut De Santis (or Trump 2.0 if he runs).

The GoPe knows how to win. The fact they don't so often just shows when they aren't trying.

Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (Ojki1)

116 45 43 Dunno this is necessarily a Dem smear. Could be any 2024 hopeful looking to clear the field.

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For Trump's VP slot, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

So you're saying its Chris Kristie?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (wybbI)

117 I don't know I'd be a "loser" if I'd gotten to bang Hope Hicks and Kristi Noem. Immoral perhaps, but loser? Nah.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (/bNwY)

Four kids? Yeah, a loser.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (KnJdm)

118 Hope and Kristi? Really?

That would be an impressive tally.

Hope's a scorcher.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (OTzUX)

119 Krist, Kristi, Kristi. You couldn't do better than that?

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (v0R5T)

120 111 Isn't this a resume enhancer?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 12:24 PM (wAnMi)

If you're a Kennedy, sure. Bonus points if you kill at least one chick.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (/bNwY)

121 He has 4 kids. What a whore.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (KnJdm)

Lol, maybe he's the Shawn Kemp of political advisors. He has to jeep advising just to keep up with CS payments. Does he have a sWingtip? Are they Wingtips?

Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2021 12:26 PM (cqAUI)

122 80 A '70s vintage "silver face" stereo receiver has a Higher Fidelity rating than most any politician one might care to name.

Lower cost per watt delivered, with a whole lot less hassle in the bargain. Oh, and the vintage stuff still has style and class that none of the modern gear, *or* politicians possess.

Bonus. Turning your stereo on and warming it up ain't an immoral act.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

--------

Vacuum tubes > Vacuous Boobs

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:26 PM (ShI8A)

123 Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS.

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 12:26 PM (dynG0)

124
Did he try to grab her hooha?
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (dynG0)

Ripped her arm off and fisted her with her own hand.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:26 PM (/bNwY)

125 As I said this morning on the MR, anonymous sources could easily be that Noem said "their ain't any chance in hell of you getting in these pants so fuck off" and that's when the rumor mill started flying.. high school drama unless they are pictures or actual sources. Until then it's innuendo and nothing more.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 29, 2021 12:27 PM (+ldAm)

126 Lewandowski went to a Las Vegas fundraiser over the weekend with Noem. There, he is accused of getting drunk and assaulting another woman.

pics of the stumps or it didn't happen

Posted by: x at September 29, 2021 12:27 PM (oA+QO)

127 123 Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS.

He'd be an improvement over Pence

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:27 PM (8nD9v)

128 This reminds me of a thing Bill Murray and his brothers would do to a mutual actor friend of theirs. The actor had a wife that was also an actress. She had a number of movies with "bedroom" scenes. Not adult stuff just R-rated movie.

So anytime this actress's movies came on cable, and this was apparently all the time because the movies got into syndication, the brothers would call this guy,

"hey, your wife is on tv right now. Oh wow! She's just started shtupping this guy. Oh man! He's really giving it to her".

They would do this anytime, day or night. Play-by-play style. They would look up the time for her movies and have it planned out each week.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 12:27 PM (0E/yM)

129 I generally like chicks that fuck. What's the problem?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:27 PM (tiR3O)

130 >>"hey, your wife is on tv right now. Oh wow! She's just started shtupping this guy. Oh man! He's really giving it to her".

>They would do this anytime, day or night. Play-by-play style. They would look up the time for her movies and have it planned out each week.

These are good friends.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (O6tY8)

131 If it is true, how stupid could you get ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (8nD9v)

132 "Except the vax made me feel like shit for a week.
Who knows what the future holds... a penis growing on my forehead?
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (v0R5T)"

Call me!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (vnpkG)

133 Her career was over when she sided with woke corporations against South Dakota girls.

I had high hopes, but I couldn't care less about what happens to her now.

Posted by: Tommy V at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (GCivW)

134 In other scandalous news, the man suing Don Lemon for a grotesque form of sexual assault says the trial (civil) will start "early next year." Reportedly, it was delayed by coronavirus.

What the fuckety fucking fuck is wrong with these perverts? And I also mean the bartender. Anybody did that to me (unless she was hawt beyond all reason - even then depends on my mood at the time) would be trying to pick their teeth up with broken hands.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (wAnMi)

135 He'd be an improvement over Pence
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:27 PM (8nD9v)

We said similar about Pence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (csEWM)

136 >At this point, I pretty much know all politicians are whores and perverts.

I'm more concerned about what they can do for my freedoms and my liberty.

---

All politicians are whores and perverts!
What can they do for my freedoms and liberty?

Look around, and you'll find your answer.

See, that's why putting whores and perverts in charge of anything will ultimately lead a society to ruin. Anyone who puts their faith in such people to defend anything worth defending is sorely deceived.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (0Uf+z)

137 Yah-hee, icky thump
Who'd-a thunk?
Sittin' drunk
On a wagon to Mexico
Her hair, what a chump
And my head
Got a bump
When I hit it on the radio
Red-head se�orita
Lookin' dead
Came to said,
"I need a bed" en espa�o

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (M+Lyo)

138 Lewandowski went to a Las Vegas fundraiser over the weekend with Noem. There, he is accused of getting drunk and assaulting another woman. She's apparently filing some sort of charges against Lewandowski, or suing him (can't tell which).

https://tinyurl.com/t9s2jj4e
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM (sIv7i)

Trashelle Odom. Attempted instagram thot? Instagram now gone.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (KnJdm)

139 No one is prettier than me!
Posted by: The Speaker of the House at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (AMIL/)

Imagine the scene:
Hag Pelosi stands in front of a mirror, with a scowl and her huge croquet mallet she calls a gavel.
"Mirror mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
The mirror knows all to well the fate of the other mirrors and what the gavel represents. "Why of course, Madame Speaker, you are the fairest of them all"

Posted by: OneEyedJack, wrestling back control of the keyboard. at September 29, 2021 12:29 PM (MFphb)

140 We said similar about Pence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (csEWM)

Not all of us

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:29 PM (8nD9v)

141 That was the blonde chick with Swayze in Road House

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 12:29 PM (oWBc3)

142 Sad for their families if true. But I really don't care.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2021 12:29 PM (LgMzo)

143 37 VERY much this.

Non-viability?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (csEWM)
++++
Your version doesn't get the red squigly, but "inviability" should be grammatically sound. Chalk it up as another English oddity.

you both sound like antidisenviabilitarianists.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 29, 2021 12:29 PM (sGtp+)

144 Jack White is an asshole, but I like Icky Thump and Seven Nation Army.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (V6f9+)

145 64 43 Dunno this is necessarily a Dem smear. Could be any 2024 hopeful looking to clear the field.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:16 PM (mbFEM)

PENCE!

Posted by: Inogame at September 29, 2021 12:18 PM (53oGX)

For Pence to have a chance he'd have to be the last person on Earth. Would anyone really run a campaign under those conditions...wait, yeah most politicians are that full of themselves and they would.

Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (Ojki1)

146 I have no idea who Pedro Gonzalez is; How do we know he's not having an affair with somebody?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (lQj4a)

147 Any VP pick out of a current federally elected GOPer is a plant... I know there are probably a few decent ones, but they will get blocked OR are doing more good where they are than being VP.

Posted by: Inogame at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (53oGX)

148 What the fuckety fucking fuck is wrong with these perverts? And I also mean the bartender. Anybody did that to me (unless she was hawt beyond all reason - even then depends on my mood at the time) would be trying to pick their teeth up with broken hands.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (wAnMi)

I doubt any woman would ever think to do something like that.*

*this is the one where he rubbed his hands down, inside his pants and then stuck his fingers in the guy's face, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)

149 fuck the anonymous sources.
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Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Kristy Noem at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (Ufkho)

150 *this is the one where he rubbed his hands down, inside his pants and then stuck his fingers in the guy's face, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)

Eeewwwwww

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (8nD9v)

151 >> Jack White is an asshole

I don't know anything about him...but everything put out by White Stripes and his first Solo LP are worthy

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (O6tY8)

152 *this is the one where he rubbed his hands down, inside his pants and then stuck his fingers in the guy's face, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)

Tainted love
Whoaaaaaa
Tainted love

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (/bNwY)

153 You think this is something, wait until the full Democrat/media attack on DeSantis starts. I hope he has half the resilience Trump has.

The whole Noem thing depresses me. Not only do we have the entire Leftist armada attacking anyone who has conservative positions, we have the Right jumping all over them for not having enough conservative positions. When nobody is left standing on our side, then what?

Hell, it's not like Trump has a 100 percent score in conservative positions. He just has a much higher score than most career Republicans ever did. I at least hope Noem stays a successful governor, if nothing else.

Posted by: MW at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (u33s0)

154 140 We said similar about Pence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (csEWM)

Not all of us
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:29 PM (8nD9v)

I didn't. I just thought he was boring, but considering Trump, a useful counter-balance. I am an idiot who did not know what time it was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (csEWM)

155 But ongoing affairs (assuming it is true) among "our" politicians is a non-starter because it's blackmail/leverage material.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2021 12:22 PM

How about old non-ongoing "affairs" with my wrestling players? Is that ok?

Posted by: Speaker Dennis Hastert at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (EughT)

156 103 According to the Bible she must be stoned
Posted by: Kurt at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (al0ZU)

Something something he who is without etc etc etc!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (yrol0)

157 Politicians are whores and perverts?

Why slander us so?

Posted by: Whores and Perverts at September 29, 2021 12:32 PM (R5dBL)

158 Why would any mammal play with the Lemon large intestine?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2021 12:32 PM (6vR6V)

159 Can't be a very good advisor if they are telling her she has viability as a national candidate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:32 PM (UuD2k)

160 She's a hua. He's a hua.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:32 PM (RoIW/)

161 Gonna use my fing-gers.

Posted by: Brass In Pocket at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (4I/2K)

162 Yeah I'm not buying it. They're prepping the battlefield.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (lrOM4)

163 According to the Bible she must be stoned
Posted by: Kurt at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (al0ZU)

Glassy eyes, dilated pupils, and paranoia would be better indicators.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (/bNwY)

164 how does Lewandowski pull so much strange

wasn't he with Hope Hicks at one point?

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (L9Ewk)

165 He'd be an improvement over Pence
Posted by: It's me donna

Hah!

No.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (1t5dY)

166 Never trusted Pence. In fact I got the impression from jump that Pence was "given" to Trump on a shortlist. And that Trump "understood" his choice.

My issue was he just reeked of GHWBII.

Posted by: ... at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (Ufkho)

167 "Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS."

Back in early 2016 or so I thought of Scott as VP, but then he came out as Woke or GOPe on something, I forget what. But he is well spoken, maybe has a nice crease in his pants? What does Bill Kristol think of him? that the test .. heh.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

168 >>Can't be a very good advisor if they are telling her she has viability as a national candidate.

Candidate for a role in a MILF Swapping Video.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (O6tY8)

169 159 Can't be a very good advisor if they are telling her she has viability as a national candidate.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:32 PM (UuD2k)

You do not get to choose the problem you have to solve. By the same token, you do choose the job.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (csEWM)

170 If you're a Kennedy, sure. Bonus points if you kill at least one chick.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (/bNwY)

---------

I'm surprised the rumor didn't include a "Governor Sandwich" with Noem being filled at once by both Lewandowski and Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (ShI8A)

171 Trump should pick Candace Owens as his running mate. Black female. Rick Scott is an establishment goon.

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (dynG0)

172 162 Yeah I'm not buying it. They're prepping the battlefield.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (lrOM4)

Or creating a squirrel. Look... A Conservative having an affair...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (8nD9v)

173 I have no idea who Pedro Gonzalez is; How do we know he's not having an affair with somebody?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (lQj4a)

AKA "Speedy"...he's a rat.

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (AwYPR)

174 The hit piece was published by AG, not Salon et al, so I surmise that somebody really powerful on our side wants her gone.

Posted by: Double-Charm Tetra-gp at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (qpX6U)

175 Not only do we have the entire Leftist armada attacking anyone who has conservative positions, we have the Right jumping all over them for not having enough conservative positions. When nobody is left standing on our side, then what?

Posted by: MW at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM

Protecting female players from being assaulted by "female" players is not way down on the list of conservative positions.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (EughT)

176 Oh, everyone probably missed that Tim Scott (working with noted buffoon/empty suit Corey Booker) had been laboring to pass the most urgently needed legislation for Amurika - "police reform"!!!!!

Yep, THAT is what is needed in America. Federal-driven "police reform".

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (OTzUX)

177 >> how does Lewandowski pull so much strange

Counter Clockwise Swirl

85% of the time, it works every time.

Posted by: Corey L. at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (O6tY8)

178 51 Noem is pretty. I like her. She should be president.
Posted by: My dick is talking for me at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (MFphb)

Don't forget about me over here.

Posted by: Your beer at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (Ti+Tv)

179 127 123 Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS.

He'd be an improvement over Pence
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:27 PM (8nD9v)

That's damning with faint praise. Tim Scott adds nothing to any ticket with DJT. Any of us blacks that would vote for Trump (and he did a great job all by himself in 2020) aren't going to be more enthusiastic because Scott is his running mate. Sen. Scott has also shivved Trump at very inopportune moments. He could have shut down the Charlottesville controversy in five minutes with a statement defending Trump - which he never made. He is, at best, a fair-weather friend; no better than Pence, at the end of the day.

Glad he's an R and not a D, but otherwise not a fan.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (hErX5)

180 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Apologies if others have mentioned this, but Matt Gaetz humiliated Milley and Austin and it was beautiful.

Posted by: EveR at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (MUpk6)

182 Something something he who is without etc etc etc!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (yrol0)

Glass houses...blah, blah. Wait did they have glass in the Bible?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (RoIW/)

183 According to the Bible{\s]Quran she must be stoned
Posted by: Kurt at September 29, 2021 12:23 PM (al0ZU)

And they still are.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (UuD2k)

184 Trashelle ? You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (M+Lyo)

185 If you dig into a pile of bullshit expecting to find anything other than bullshit, i have some news for you. It is all bullshit. The whole system. You will never reach a solid foundation to rebuild on. It has all decayed to shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (mdgQ7)

186

Oops

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (UuD2k)

187 167 "Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS."

Back in early 2016 or so I thought of Scott as VP, but then he came out as Woke or GOPe on something, I forget what. But he is well spoken, maybe has a nice crease in his pants? What does Bill Kristol think of him? that the test .. heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

========

He's quick to jump on any white person for racist sins whether ginned up or not. It's irritating because he's otherwise boringly fine as a Republican senator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

188 how does Lewandowski pull so much strange

wasn't he with Hope Hicks at one point?
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (L9Ewk)

Mostly it's proximity. He's there, he's youngish and fit-ish. And he probably tries for it. That's 90% of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (V6f9+)

189 Can't be a very good advisor if they are telling her she has viability as a national candidate.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:32 PM (UuD2k)

I think you miss the point of the industry of political advising.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (KnJdm)

190 >>> Jack White is an asshole, but I like Icky Thump and Seven Nation Army.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (V6f9+)

He's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Jack White's sister/wife at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (0E/yM)

191 If Trump nominates Noem for VP, it will mean he has learned nothing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

192 Too bad she isn't dem, such things are a plus on the job resume.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (KATBx)

193 My give a shit meter is still broken.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (WmGrA)

194 the man suing Don Lemon for a grotesque form of sexual assault says the trial (civil) will start "early next year." Reportedly, it was delayed by coronavirus.

But there is no delay on Lemon's cockly desires.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

195 173 I have no idea who Pedro Gonzalez is; How do we know he's not having an affair with somebody?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (lQj4a)

AKA "Speedy"...he's a rat.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (AwYPR)

Andale, andale! Arriba arriba!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (/bNwY)

196 The whole Noem thing depresses me.
==
She's just another puppet in the puppet show. Corporations had their hand up her ass, long before Lewandowski did.

All that is hidden, will be revealed.

Don't be sad that your alarm clock went off. Its is long past time to wake up.

Posted by: Uniparty Again with the in your face evidence at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (wtAFP)

197 51 Noem is pretty. I like her. She should be president.
Posted by: My dick is talking for me at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (MFphb)

Don't forget about me over here.

Posted by: Your beer at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (Ti+Tv)

Sounds legit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (RoIW/)

198 If you're a Kennedy, sure. Bonus points if you kill at least one chick.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:25 PM (/bNwY)

Good point, I guess that would go under "Skills" with things like "Proficiency in Microsoft Excel, Working Knowledge of Adobe Photoshop/Illustrator, Commanding Expertise of Submersible Oldsmobiles and Escape from Same, Skilled Rufie Deployment, Fluency in Groping and Buggery..."

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (wAnMi)

199 Until then it's innuendo and nothing more.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
Yup. Be good to hear from Noem. She has her flaws but sleeping around, need a bit more than these articles.

Posted by: MikeM at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (gPP3v)

200 OT

Boy Scouts of America off the hook for damages, all the churches that sponsored them, and let them use their buildings will be liable instead. It's like they got two birds with one stone.

Link to Christianity Today

https://tinyurl.com/4nv3jt48

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (OssQ4)

201 164 how does Lewandowski pull so much strange

wasn't he with Hope Hicks at one point?
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 29, 2021 12:33 PM (L9Ewk)

I still love the possibly/probably apocryphal story about Trump. They are in some meeting and Hicks is upset about something with Lewindowski. Trump asks what the hell is going on and they tell him. His response: Honey, don't sweat him, you are the hottest piece of ass that loser is ever going to get. She runs out of the room, aghast, and Trump looks around and asks 'What did I say?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (csEWM)

202 Hell, it's not like Trump has a 100 percent score in conservative positions. He just has a much higher score than most career Republicans ever did. I at least hope Noem stays a successful governor, if nothing else.

Posted by: MW at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM (u33s0)

With Noem and others like her, it's not about her "positions" (har har)... it's about how fast and hard she was prepared to sell us - her only supporters - out to the vampires and hyenas.

She even pulled the "conservatives are just as bad as The Left" bs. Which if that were true, which it is not, her house would have been bricked long ago.

And she did it with reckless thoughtless speed. The speed of a Nicole Wallace circa 2008.

Posted by: ... at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (Ufkho)

203 Is Lewandowski still in Trump's circle?

I mean, the dude was obviously using his relationship with him to bag broads.

Sad Noem fell for it. Now she's TOAST.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

204 As a man of Faith, I discount these rumors.

But yeah, her national career ended when she didn't stand up for women's sports.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (xopIz)

205 >>> 176 Oh, everyone probably missed that Tim Scott (working with noted buffoon/empty suit Corey Booker) had been laboring to pass the most urgently needed legislation for Amurika - "police reform"!!!!!

Yep, THAT is what is needed in America. Federal-driven "police reform".

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (OTzUX)

I don't suppose they mean ending all military surplus sales or grants to local police forces?

.... hey stop laughing!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (ACi07)

206 "Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS."

------

Larry Elder would be a better choice if the primary qualification is skin color.

Jeebus, if this is true (which I highly doubt it is) then Trump has learned nothing. WE ARE IN A WAR! Burn the old playbooks ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (Psqzc)

207 They get caught in Vegas in a situation which is unavoidably public. Release the rumor mill distraction.

Now either this is to protect Lewandowski or it's to get out in front of the release so she can continue her presidential aspirations.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (B0mGw)

208 147 Any VP pick out of a current federally elected GOPer is a plant... I know there are probably a few decent ones, but they will get blocked OR are doing more good where they are than being VP.
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That guy who rode a horse from Alabama would be the perfect VP candidate.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (tiR3O)

209 OT, but Col. Stuart Scheller's friends have apparently put together a donor link to help support his family. I hope it's legit, since I donated!

https://tinyurl.com/3dakjw36

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (sIv7i)

210 There's got to be schtupping video.

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (ne/xe)

211 President's doctor KABOOM!

Posted by: micky at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (3byMq)

212 CDC has new panic campaign today that pregnant women must get vaxed or you and your baby (um, clump of cells) risk death, disease, pain, suffering and being cancelled by your friends etc . Do It Now!!

I'm sure that will work

Posted by: Ripley at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (MxEKc)

213 Trashelle ? You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (M+Lyo)

Corey taking a bit out of Ace's playbook and dry-humping the trash.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (KnJdm)

214 Checking up on the almighty Christian Matthew Dowd, who 'identifies' as Catholic. - A couple of commentaries:

"Dowd's confusion is typical of Jewish and Christian Democrats who consider themselves religious, but who substitute ritual for faith and whose moral principles align more closely with the Democrat platform than with the Bible." https://is.gd/4GnS8M

"...Some of the most Christian folks I know in life are atheists." _Matthew Dowd
"Can an Atheist Really Be a Christian?...a Christian response to Matthew Dowd"
https://is.gd/cttsCl

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (9pCkc)

215 I'm extremely weak on history and our constitutional process, so I kinda missed the whole Pence thing.

How did he become a devil, as opposed to a mashed-potato sandwich loyal side-kick?

I'm confident the scholars here can put me some knowledge.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (OTzUX)

216 Remember when Joy Villa accused Corey Lewandowski of sexual assault?
Corey Lewandowski reminds me of the overly pushy type.
Naomi and Hope are crazy to sleep with him.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

217 Corey is getting his 15 minutes + in nooky

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (cG89W)

218 Pence can suck start a shotgun. Nobody wants a traitor, not us, not the Democrats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (V6f9+)

219 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (sIv7i)

It is legit.. His Parents were on Laura last night and mentioned it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (8nD9v)

220 Well.. I call bullshit until further evidence..

In today's cancel culture, this is how you take someone down.

That's not to say I'm defending her politics..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (CjFDo)

221 Trump should pick Terry Crews over Rick Scott

Posted by: I'm just spitballing here, but hear me out at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (wtAFP)

222 Lewandoski seems the type to have an affair. But not the type to simp for the woman. And she's pathetic politically and a lost cause. Noem seems the type to try it though. A la Nikki and Kamala.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (1ais2)

223 215 I'm extremely weak on history and our constitutional process, so I kinda missed the whole Pence thing.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (OTzUX)

I sense a trap... the statement is obviously false...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (csEWM)

224 I doubt any woman would ever think to do something like that.*

*this is the one where he rubbed his hands down, inside his pants and then stuck his fingers in the guy's face, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)

Wow, tame.

Posted by: Florida Woman at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (Ojki1)

225 Posted by: Temperance Movement

Gin makes you sin. Rum makes you dumb.

Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (x6uUk)

226 Heels up speaks:
https://tinyurl.com/rbdty3rm

Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (lLfFk)

227 You think this is something, wait until the full Democrat/media attack on DeSantis starts. I hope he has half the resilience Trump has.

He's had lots of practice, having been under attack since being sworn in, and being widely seen as the heir apparent. He can handle it.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (ZsR3z)

228 That was the blonde chick with Swayze in Road House
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 12:29 PM (oWBc3)

Right, Kelly Lynch, thanks I found the article now. "He's throwing her against the rocks!". Bill was in Russia once where they were showing Road House and had to call her husband.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (0E/yM)

229 Noem is pretty. I like her. She should be president.
Posted by: My dick is talking for me at September 29, 2021 12:17 PM (MFphb)

Don't forget about me over here.

Posted by: Your beer at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (Ti+Tv)

Sounds legit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:35 PM (RoIW/)

C'mon. What red blooded, heterosexual American male hasn't had this conversation with themselves........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Kristi Noem reminds me of the governor in Yellowstone, who Kevin Costner is porking.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

231 How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin? Just wondering.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (tiR3O)

232 Trashelle Odom. Attempted instagram thot? Instagram now gone.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (KnJdm)

Good grief! She seriously calls herself "Trashelle"?

That's a trailer park porn starlet name if there ever was one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (vnpkG)

233 I was ready for some gossip.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (RoIW/)

234 221 Trump should pick Terry Crews over Rick Scott
Posted by: I'm just spitballing here, but hear me out at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (wtAFP)

We might get Wayne Comacho as president.

I am listening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (csEWM)

235 >>I doubt any woman would ever think to do something like that.

You'd be wrong.

Now. A Lady...

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (O6tY8)

236 I'm extremely weak on history and our constitutional process, so I kinda missed the whole Pence thing.

How did he become a devil, as opposed to a mashed-potato sandwich loyal side-kick?

I'm confident the scholars here can put me some knowledge.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (OTzUX)

Rubberstamping a stolen election and then celebrating with Nancy Peolisi afterwards. And that's just the shit we saw with our eyes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (V6f9+)

237 >>> 221 Trump should pick Terry Crews over Rick Scott
Posted by: I'm just spitballing here, but hear me out at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (wtAFP)

Electrolytes!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (ACi07)

238 "If it ain't gin, it ain't sin."

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (1ais2)

239 If this is true, both of them need to get their lives sorted.

Would rather the occult flaws of others not be a matter of public discussion except when necessary.

Posted by: Art Deco at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (1BrBu)

240 "How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin?"

White privilege.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (B0mGw)

241 Wow, tame.
Posted by: Florida Woman at September 29, 2021 12:38 PM (Ojki1)

No, you are masturbating in a Jeep on a dealership lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (csEWM)

242 With DeSantis, it seems that his approach to the media and the shriekers of the left is "Cry harder. I'm going to keep doing this."

Honestly, I'd rather have him and 49 other people of similar minds as governors but I'd vote for him to be President.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (rF7rL)

243 VP material! Vagi... never mind...

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (qREJU)

244 231 How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin? Just wondering.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (tiR3O)

By ignoring it...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (8nD9v)

245 Re police reform: all that repurposed military gear that goes to cops will get shelved parked out back to rust as the maintenance costs are insane.

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (ne/xe)

246 Gin makes you sin. Rum makes you dumb.
Posted by: Bosk

As if I need any help in either of those departments.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (mD/uy)

247 "Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS."

------

Larry Elder would be a better choice if the primary qualification is skin color.

Jeebus, if this is true (which I highly doubt it is) then Trump has learned nothing. WE ARE IN AN EXISTENTIAL WAR AND NEED ONLY WARRIORS! Burn the old playbooks ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (PYsJF)

248 Corey Lewandowski reminds me of the overly pushy type.

He's 007!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (4I/2K)

249 >> How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin?

Those people think Cows are Gods.

Posted by: CDC at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (O6tY8)

250 20 The picture in the article makes her look a bit like ET.
Posted by: pep
__________

Her picture will be on the album cover of the reissue of the Dead Kennedys "Plastic Surgery Disasters."

Posted by: Furious George at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (9vQJW)

251 C'mon. What red blooded, heterosexual American male hasn't had this conversation with themselves........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

No sponge, I really meant that it sounds legit. No sarc intended.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (RoIW/)

252 :How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin?"

White privilege.

I'm surprised that no one has made that claim yet.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (rF7rL)

253 Trump asks what the hell is going on and they tell him. His response: Honey, don't sweat him, you are the hottest piece of ass that loser is ever going to get. She runs out of the room, aghast, and Trump looks around and asks 'What did I say?'
==
Please tell me this is true. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: I miss Donnie Two Scoops, I really do at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (eVxz4)

254 Maybe his ling suffering wife will finally divorce him?

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (qREJU)

255 236 I'm extremely weak on history and our constitutional process, so I kinda missed the whole Pence thing.

How did he become a devil, as opposed to a mashed-potato sandwich loyal side-kick?

I'm confident the scholars here can put me some knowledge.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (OTzUX)

>he got a letter at the Bush funeral.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (1ais2)

256 I'd tap that!

Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (DpkTQ)

257 227 You think this is something, wait until the full Democrat/media attack on DeSantis starts. I hope he has half the resilience Trump has.

He's had lots of practice, having been under attack since being sworn in, and being widely seen as the heir apparent. He can handle it.
--------------------
Everyone knows that Andrew Gillum is the rightful governor of Florida.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (tiR3O)

258 Anybody did that to me (unless she was hawt beyond all reason - even then depends on my mood at the time) would be trying to pick their teeth up with broken hands.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 12:28 PM (wAnMi)

A lot of times there's a shock and disbelief factor that slows down the appropriate response. Then the person talks themselves out of responding at all because "the moment" has passed and, after all, it's extremely embarrassing and best to just move on.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (1lKRm)

259 Mostly it's proximity. He's there, he's youngish and fit-ish. And he probably tries for it. That's 90% of it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:34 PM (V6f9+)

You miss all the shots you don't take.
Can't hit the ball if you don't swing.
Showing up is half the job.

Yeah. Good looking women are always bitching about nobody talks to them. Corey probably has good game just by virtue of playing.

Posted by: OneEyedJack, at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (MFphb)

260 How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin? Just wondering.
Posted by: Puddin Head

"Shut up.", they explained.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (OssQ4)

261 I remember when Cory ripped that chicks arm off and beat her to death with it on live tv.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (mdgQ7)

262 Ling, long ...ping, pang, pong...

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (qREJU)

263 Maybe Lewindowsky is in charge of Vetting VP Candidates?

Taste Test : [X] - Pass

[ ] - Fail

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (O6tY8)

264 fuck the anonymous sources.
----------
Way ahead of you.
Posted by: Kristy Noem at September 29, 2021 12:30 PM (Ufkho)

i can be anonymous if it helps my odds...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (8D42x)

265 "Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS."

Might I suggest the Lt Col the Biden Junta just threw in jail?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (DpkTQ)

266 Biden administration says its concerned about possible pandemic profiteering by meat processors

Kulaks next!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (yrol0)

267 >>> 240 "How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin?"

White privilege.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (B0mGw)

They're not really using Ivermectin, and if they were, it wouldn't work, and besides it's probably got cow farts and other bad stuff dissolved in it.

Oh yeah, also white privilege.

Posted by: The CDC at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (ACi07)

268 Gin makes you sin. Rum makes you dumb.
Posted by: Bosk

As if I need any help in either of those departments.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (mD/uy)

Whiskey makes you frisky.
Wine makes you whine.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (xPJvm)

269 231 How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin? Just wondering.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (tiR3O)

By having Big Tech ban anyone who mentions it.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (mbFEM)

270 I won't believe it until Will Folks swears its true on his sacred honor.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (jIL4c)

271 Do they make Veep kneepads with the Seal of the office of Vice President on them?

I want to send Gov. Noem a pair when I ask her for a date.

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (ne/xe)

272
248 Corey Lewandowski reminds me of the overly pushy type.

He's 007!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 29, 2021 12:40 PM (4I/2K)

Octopushy

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (/bNwY)

273 Good grief! She seriously calls herself "Trashelle"?

That's a trailer park porn starlet name if there ever was one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2021 12:39 PM (vnpkG)

I believe that is a legal name.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (KnJdm)

274 206 Jeebus, if this is true (which I highly doubt it is) then Trump has learned nothing. WE ARE IN A WAR! Burn the old playbooks ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (Psqzc)

=========

But Pinochet's corpse isn't American...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

275 the man suing Don Lemon for a grotesque form of sexual assault
........

Well, he's a dungpuncher, so yeah, grotesque.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

276 Will Folks ref.

Nice.

That guy has been here awhile.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (O6tY8)

277 I remember when Cory ripped that chicks arm off and beat her to death with it on live tv.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (mdgQ7)

I remember that. Reporter right? It was bloody.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (RoIW/)

278
Yeah. Good looking women are always bitching about nobody talks to them. Corey probably has good game just by virtue of playing.

Yep. Being around a very attractive woman makes a lot of men dumb. Just being someone that can keep his wits about him gives you a major advantage...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (DpkTQ)

279 Whiskey makes you frisky.
Wine makes you whine.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (xPJvm)

Beer makes you fart.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (UuD2k)

280 Gin makes you sin. Rum makes you dumb.
Posted by: Bosk

Whiskey makes you frisky, and Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

Posted by: OneEyedJack, at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (MFphb)

281 What was Mr. Odom doing while Lewandowski was playing with his wife's ass? He might enjoy sniffing Don Lemon's fingers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (sWM8x)

282 "the man suing Don Lemon for a grotesque form of sexual assault"

Guy was in a gay bar. Kinda asking for it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (B0mGw)

283 Tim Scott would be a better VP than Pence.
Scott is not a back stabber.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (9pCkc)

284 >>Well, he's a dungpuncher, so yeah, grotesque.

StyleGuide says : Puncher of Dung

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (O6tY8)

285 Mmm. Trashelle. Sounds sexy.

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (QU5/8)

286 How did he become a devil, as opposed to a mashed-potato sandwich loyal side-kick?
--
Assisting shampeachment #1 by allowing his staff to testify before Adam Schiff's committee while the White House maintained the "subpoenas" were illegal.

Posted by: Revenant at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (c3dw6)

287 See Joy Behar is calling Manchin and Sinema the enemies of democracy. Foolish thought I know, but does Joy not think those Senators should consider WV and Arizona interests?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (oWBc3)

288 The 'Ol black Run gotta hold of me like a dog wrapped 'round my leg....
Oh the 'ol black rum gotta hold of me, I'm here for another day....

Posted by: Inogame at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (53oGX)

289 According to the Briggs-Meyers, Kurt is an IDIOT

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (786Ro)

290 Breaking news..... Humans are flawed, all of us. Sex makes us weird and crazy. Almost as if guard rails are a good thing. faithful Marriage with one person of the opposite sex for life is best. I get it that marriage is hard. Being faithful can be hard. All in all it is best though. Also dont be a dick.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (0OmEj)

291 This shapely Asian lady in skimpy workout gear that exposes some underboob doesn't understand what Lewandowski's appeal is, but is sure that Noem can tell her:
https://is.gd/m9sFA0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (+IIqY)

292
"Trump is rumored to be considering Tim Scott as a running mate in 2024. Oh FFS."

Might I suggest the Lt Col the Biden Junta just threw in jail?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (DpkTQ)

If not, he's definitely on the short list of one for SecDef.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (n+4am)

293 276 Will Folks ref.

Nice.

That guy has been here awhile.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (O6tY

I had to look him up. Damn, that takes you back. Mark Sanford and his.. Brazilian(?) sidecorn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (csEWM)

294 "rubberstamping" a presidential election?

What does the VP have to do with elections? Which ones have been overturned or changed by a VP?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (OTzUX)

295 Boy Scouts of America off the hook for damages, all the churches that sponsored them, and let them use their buildings will be liable instead. It's like they got two birds with one stone.

Link to Christianity Today

https://tinyurl.com/4nv3jt48
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2021 12:36 PM (OssQ4)

Holy smokes! Now it all makes sense. Last year the Diocese of Fort Worth said they wouldnt renew any BSA charters...maybe other scouting organizations too...I'm not sure. They told our priest not to sign anything until the Bishop has said so. The priest who has been with our pack for over 20 years said there would be serious penalties for him if he signed anything for us.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2021 12:45 PM (cqAUI)

296 Ms. Noem is open for business!

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:45 PM (qREJU)

297 My give a shit meter is still broken.
Posted by: Joe Mama

"More power Scotty !"

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 12:45 PM (arJlL)

298 Underboob!

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:45 PM (O6tY8)

299 257 Puddinhead

Brenda Snipes, is that you?

Posted by: EveR at September 29, 2021 12:45 PM (MUpk6)

300 I'm extremely weak on history and our constitutional process, so I kinda missed the whole Pence thing.

How did he become a devil, as opposed to a mashed-potato sandwich loyal side-kick?

I'm confident the scholars here can put me some knowledge.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (OTzUX)

-------

He was a terrible, weak-ass pick -- I was against him from day one; see how he caved to the screaming commies as governor after the Indiana legislature passed their Religious Freedom Act (or whatever it was called).

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 12:45 PM (Q1BZZ)

301 How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin? Just wondering.
Posted by: Puddin Head

It is just anecdote. We can't recommend ivm until there are 12 extremely large triple blind double crossover randomized control trials which, when combined into a meta-analysis, show a 110% better outcome than standard of care with 0 reported adverse effects. Until then, you have to make do with an ineffective vaccine and an antibody treatment that kind of works, sometimes. But they make pharma a shit ton of money.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mdgQ7)

302 Scratch a NeverTrumper...

@RyanMaue 4m

Yikes!

Jerry Taylor, the co-founder and president of the Niskanen Center, recently resigned from the Washington, D.C.-based think tank after being charged with violently attacking his wife

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (1t5dY)

303 All in all it is best though. Also dont be a dick.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still

"Don't be a dick" covers 7 of the 10 commandments.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)

304 Protecting female players from being assaulted by "female" players is not way down on the list of conservative positions.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2021 12:31 PM

_____________

You know what? In the big picture, when we're talking about foreign policy, border protection, creeping totalitarianism on all fronts, nationalization of elections, and a lot of other things?

It kind of IS way down on the list. I didn't boot Trump into the libertarian Outer Darkness for his positions on tariffs, either.

Posted by: MW at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (u33s0)

305 I get it that marriage is hard. Being faithful can be hard. All in all it is best though. Also dont be a dick.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (0OmEj)

It wasn't all that hard for me, despite a few opportunities to get some strange. Now, my bitch ex, on the other hand...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (/bNwY)

306 Media so hopeless that most consider war or the 2nd comming first before writing an angry letter to a newspaper.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (6vR6V)

307 If you don't have anything nice to say about someone. Come sit by me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (RoIW/)

308 Boy scouts were done the very second they dropped drawers for the faggots.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (o2MD2)

309 279 Whiskey makes you frisky.
Wine makes you whine.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2021 12:42 PM (xPJvm)

Beer makes you fart.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (UuD2k)

Red Bull may give you wings, but whiskey gives you balls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (N39Ws)

310 Hawaiian Congressman is wearing a big string of dark wooden beads around his neck. WTF? Why can't he leave his paganism, or symbol of being in a non-Caucasian tribe, at home?

Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

311 "It kind of IS way down on the list."

Socially liberal, fiscally conservative has worked so well for us so far.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (B0mGw)

312 "rubberstamping" a presidential election?

What does the VP have to do with elections? Which ones have been overturned or changed by a VP?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (OTzUX)

You don't recall him certifying the election on 1/6?
You don't remember the 'elbow bump' with Nancy afterwards as they celebrated Biden's win?

Not trolling, sincerely asking if you recall that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (V6f9+)

313 From Politico:

NBA stars have unleashed public criticisms of the vaccine, dealing a blow to the league's image and revealing that even world-famous athletes can fall prey to increasingly common COVID-19 misinformation.

____

LOL. Blue on blue porn is so hot.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (GQ5VU)

314 This shapely Asian lady in skimpy workout gear that exposes some underboob doesn't understand what Lewandowski's appeal is, but is sure that Noem can tell her:
https://is.gd/m9sFA0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (+IIqY)

Her boobs look weird-shaped, but I would be willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and am open to being convinced by further evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (KnJdm)

315 >>> 307 If you don't have anything nice to say about someone. Come sit by me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (RoIW/)

Will you be in TX next month?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (ACi07)

316 This shapely Asian lady in skimpy workout gear that exposes some underboob doesn't understand what Lewandowski's appeal is, but is sure that Noem can tell her:
https://is.gd/m9sFA0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (+IIqY)

Thought them were top abs.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (4I/2K)

317 The article says Lewandowski is accused of assaulting Mrs. Odom at a GOP affiliated fundraiser. Her husband was not there, she was there with her sister. Her husband is a construction guy in Idaho and sounds ready to shoot first and talk later. Lewandowski might want to avoid Idaho.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (sIv7i)

318 So, presuming this is true we can expect Dems to abide by the "sex is a private matter between consenting adults" they argued for in the Clinton years right?

HAHAHAHAHA I can already see the ads...scary music...black and white pictures.

Corey Lewandowski - first he helped get Trump elected. Then he ripped the arm off an innocent woman. Now? Now he's bringing his white supremacy right into the most private parts of the Governor's Mansion. Say no to white supremacy. Say no to adultery. This November vote Dem Flunkie #1 for governor.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (DpkTQ)

319 It would be fun to hear all of the shit the left would sling at Scott if he were to run with Trump. They would let their racist hate flow like a firehose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (mdgQ7)

320 He was a terrible, weak-ass pick -- I was against him from day one; see how he caved to the screaming commies as governor after the Indiana legislature passed their Religious Freedom Act (or whatever it was called).
==
Major problem is that there aren't really any good conventional picks. Terry Crews for VP.

Posted by: Use BEARGLOVE!!!!! at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (3RRIR)

321
307 If you don't have anything nice to say about someone. Come sit by me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (RoIW/)

This is just a ploy to get me to be lunch. No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (/bNwY)

322 301 How does CDC explain India's success with Ivermectin? Just wondering.
Posted by: Puddin Head

It is just anecdote. We can't recommend ivm until there are 12 extremely large triple blind double crossover randomized control trials which, when combined into a meta-analysis, show a 110% better outcome than standard of care with 0 reported adverse effects. Until then, you have to make do with an ineffective vaccine and an antibody treatment that kind of works, sometimes. But they make pharma a shit ton of money.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mdgQ7)

>we have to wait until Pfizer-vectin which is safe for humans comes out.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (1ais2)

323 Until then, you have to make do with an ineffective vaccine and an antibody treatment that kind of works

And a chance to put people into induced coma!

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (qREJU)

324 Lewandowski is yesterday's news. Noem is tomorrow's problem. If this gets them both out of the picture, I'm fine with that. A few hundred pounds of dead weight off the scale.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (MVSwa)

325 "Don't be a dick" covers 7 of the 10 commandments.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)

I bring to you these 10 scratch that 4 commandments!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (yrol0)

326 "Whiskey makes you frisky."

No one's here has heard of whiskey dick?
It might make you frisky but you ain't doing
anything about it.

Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (x6uUk)

327 310 Hawaiian Congressman is wearing a big string of dark wooden beads around his neck. WTF? Why can't he leave his paganism, or symbol of being in a non-Caucasian tribe, at home?
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

That's a thing in Hawaii. Kukui nuts. They can polish up real nice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (UuD2k)

328 There's got to be schtupping video.
Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (ne/xe)

again,

until i see the 4k HD video of her then i believe this is just dem mean girl bs...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (8D42x)

329 She 'stumped'.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (ufFY8)

330
"Don't be a dick" covers 7 of the 10 commandments.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)

Love the Lord your God with all your mind/heart/soul/strength, and Don't be a Dick. Cliffs Notes version.

Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

331 This shapely Asian lady in skimpy workout gear that exposes some underboob doesn't understand what Lewandowski's appeal is, but is sure that Noem can tell her:
https://is.gd/m9sFA0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (+IIqY)

ya gotta let 'em breathe sometimes.

She looks Filipina to me or mixed race

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (V6f9+)

332
Corey Lewandowski - first he helped get Trump elected. Then he ripped the arm off an innocent woman. Now? Now he's bringing his white supremacy right into the most private parts of the Governor's Mansion. Say no to white supremacy. Say no to adultery. This November vote Dem Flunkie #1 for governor.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (DpkTQ)

___

OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT!!!!

Posted by: LIVs at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (GQ5VU)

333
"Don't be a dick" covers 7 of the 10 commandments.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)

Uh oh.....

Posted by: Dick Richards at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

334 It is fascinating that people get to a certain level in politics or business and suddenly think rules don't apply.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (oWBc3)

335 330
"Don't be a dick" covers 7 of the 10 commandments.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)

Love the Lord your God with all your mind/heart/soul/strength, and Don't be a Dick. Cliffs Notes version.
Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

========

But I really want my neighbor's stuff and to lay with his wife. If I really want it, it's not being a dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

336 >we have to wait until Pfizer-vectin which is safe for humans comes out.
Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (1ais2)

If I ran a pharma I would add it to ibuprofen etc and try to patent as a combo drug. Can take a little as 4 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (yrol0)

337 until i see the 4k HD video of her then i believe this is just dem mean girl bs...

I was amused when Hunter Biden's sex tapes started showing up on pron hub. Fortunately just him, a chinese spy, and some hookers. None of the stuff he did with his niece.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (DpkTQ)

338 I believe that is a legal name.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:43 PM (KnJdm)

Just being legal doesn't make it right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (vnpkG)

339 It wasn't all that hard for me, despite a few opportunities to get some strange

====

Hookers don't count....

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (qREJU)

340 And a chance to put people into induced coma!
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (qREJU)

Eh, it is kind of a let down. Reducing dislocated shoulders is more satisfying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (mdgQ7)

341 That's a thing in Hawaii. Kukui nuts. They can polish up real nice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (UuD2k)

Deez > kukui

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (/bNwY)

342 I dunno. I've heard he's [ DeSantis ] weak on gun rights.

So was Trump. Perfection ain't happening.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (nfrXX)

343 I'm old enough to remember when who was fucking whom was supposed to be none of my business, per the MSM. So does Love not Trump Hate any more?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (GQ5VU)

344
No one's here has heard of whiskey dick?
It might make you frisky but you ain't doing
anything about it.
Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (x6uUk)

Avoid drinking it by the gallon and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

345 >>> 335 330
"Don't be a dick" covers 7 of the 10 commandments.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)
Love the Lord your God with all your mind/heart/soul/strength, and Don't be a Dick. Cliffs Notes version.
Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (Ti+Tv)
========
But I really want my neighbor's stuff and to lay with his wife. If I really want it, it's not being a dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

"I'm special and I *deserve* it!"
-- your neighbor who can rationalize anything

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (ACi07)

346 Don't be a dick to the Almighty
Don't be a dick about the Almighty
Don't be a dick on Sunday
Don't be a dick to your parents
Don't be a dick to alive people
Don't use your dick with anyone but your wife
Don't be a dick to shopkeepers
Don't be a dick in court
Don't be a dick to your neighbor
Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

347 She had opportunity to prove she was a populist. She sided with the corps. That killed her viability.

Couldn't care less who she sleeps with. The Democrats refusing to care about Biden raping women tells me this issue is irrelevant.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (djBP+)

348
Hookers don't count....
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (qREJU)

They're called "escorts." They're only hookers when they're dead and in the trunk of your car.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (/bNwY)

349 Thought them were top abs.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Her boobs look weird-shaped...
Posted by: flounder

I didn't want to be the first to say it. Joe tries, he does.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (OssQ4)

350 But I really want my neighbor's stuff and to lay with his wife. If I really want it, it's not being a dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You received your religious instruction from Gov. Hochul (Ass - NY) - amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (mD/uy)

351 This is just a ploy to get me to be lunch. No thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM

For once, I can't say you're being too cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

352 Guy was in a gay bar. Kinda asking for it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (B0mGw)

What was he wearing?

Posted by: Anderson's Pooper at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

353 I'm old enough to remember when who was fucking whom was supposed to be none of my business, per the MSM. So does Love not Trump Hate any more?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (GQ5VU)
++++
Love hates Trump. Trump and his supporters are ineligible for love.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (+IIqY)

354 300 I'm extremely weak on history and our constitutional process, so I kinda missed the whole Pence thing.

How did he become a devil, as opposed to a mashed-potato sandwich loyal side-kick?

I'm confident the scholars here can put me some knowledge.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (OTzUX)
----------------------

He "helped" Trump choose and or OK'd Trump's cabinet and other picks.

He started subverting the President before he was elected.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (9pCkc)

355 Will you be in TX next month?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (ACi07)

No can do. Heidi is working. I'm also socially awkward and have some kind of social anxiety disorder and ADHD and well there's substance abuse.

*checks medication*

and a thyroid condition. Maybe next year. I'm turning my life around.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (RoIW/)

356 326, bourbon for the win - get hammered and wife has no worries either when you're out or when you get home.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (oWBc3)

357 310 Hawaiian Congressman is wearing a big string of dark wooden beads around his neck. WTF? Why can't he leave his paganism, or symbol of being in a non-Caucasian tribe, at home?
-----------------
If he doesn't have a bone through his nose he's a faker.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (tiR3O)

358 336 >we have to wait until Pfizer-vectin which is safe for humans comes out.
Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (1ais2)

If I ran a pharma I would add it to ibuprofen etc and try to patent as a combo drug. Can take a little as 4 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (yrol0

> Pfizer is actually doing that. Also, the EUA is invalid if a treatment is found.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (1ais2)

359 334 It is fascinating that people get to a certain level in politics or business and suddenly think rules don't apply.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (oWBc3)

It is more that most people are not inherently good or evil, but go with the flow. There was always an argument that most people tried to live a good life- not for it's own sake and because it was right- but because of fear of damnation.

Once people rise to a certain point and there is no societal pressure on them any more, their true selves are revealed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (csEWM)

360 They definitely had ass in the Bible. Still do IIRC.

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (ne/xe)

361 I wonder if Kristi does butt stuff?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (o2MD2)

362 >>Guy was in a gay bar. Kinda asking for it

I was doing research!

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (O6tY8)

363 Pfizer is actually doing that. Also, the EUA is invalid if a treatment is found.
Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (1ais2)
++++
Pfizer got approval, so there's no longer an EUA, I think. But Pfizer's approval *should* invalidate the EUAs for Moderna and J&J, but didn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (+IIqY)

364 Noem didn't really have a choice.

She heard some guy on the City of Pierre Chamber of Commerce say, "F- that Cory Lewandowski guy!" And whatever the Pierre Chamber of Commerce wants the Pierre Chamber of Commerce gets from Noem.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (dYe5S)

365 >>> The Democrats refusing to care about Biden raping women tells me this issue is irrelevant.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (djBP+)

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: democrats at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (0E/yM)

366 They're called "escorts." They're only hookers when they're dead and in the trunk of your car.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (/bNwY)

LOL

Points for Insom

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (V6f9+)

367 361 I wonder if Kristi does butt stuff?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (o2MD2)

___

Butt stuff with a girl? Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (GQ5VU)

368 Maybe next year. I'm turning my life around.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (RoIW/)

Just eat and run. Problem solved.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (KnJdm)

369 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (ACi07)

Try not to swear in the church parking lot at someone right after services.

I'm working on that. baby steps.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (RoIW/)

370 366 They're called "escorts." They're only hookers when they're dead and in the trunk of your car.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (/bNwY)

LOL

Points for Insom
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (V6f9+)

=========

What if they're dead in your congressional office and listed as staff?

Asking for a TV personality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

371 Red Bull may give you wings, but whiskey gives you balls.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (N39Ws)

And lack of pussy makes you Brave!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (MFphb)

372 >>> 346 Don't be a dick to the Almighty
Don't be a dick about the Almighty
Don't be a dick on Sunday
Don't be a dick to your parents
Don't be a dick to alive people
Don't use your dick with anyone but your wife
Don't be a dick to shopkeepers
Don't be a dick in court
Don't be a dick to your neighbor
Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

I'm going to print this on little 3x5 cards I can hand out to people.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (ACi07)

373 He "helped" Trump choose and or OK'd Trump's cabinet and other picks.

He started subverting the President before he was elected.
==
I got a thing I could mention.

Posted by: General Flynn at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (Kx91Z)

374 346 Don't be a dick to the Almighty
Don't be a dick about the Almighty
Don't be a dick on Sunday
Don't be a dick to your parents
Don't be a dick to alive people
Don't use your dick with anyone but your wife
Don't be a dick to shopkeepers
Don't be a dick in court
Don't be a dick to your neighbor
Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

You just know some dude in the wilderness would raise his hand and ask Moses So what about banging my mistress?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 12:53 PM (yrol0)

375 Gronk famously interrupted the interviewer after mentioning the 'porn star' he was funning with a few years ago

Gronk: 'actress'

Posted by: micky at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (3byMq)

376 ========

But I really want my neighbor's stuff and to lay with his wife. If I really want it, it's not being a dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
--------------------

There's a word for that...hmmm...
Yes, it's Covet.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (9pCkc)

377 Deez > kukui

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:50 PM (/bNwY)

Deez are kola nuts...Deez are un-kola nuts

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (AwYPR)

378 But I really want my neighbor's stuff
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM

You already have the Director's Cut of Covenant on Laser Disc.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (a3Q+t)

379 From Politico:

NBA stars have unleashed public criticisms of the vaccine, dealing a blow to the league's image and revealing that even world-famous athletes can fall prey to increasingly common COVID-19 misinformation.

LOL. Blue on blue porn is so hot.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

From Pravditico:

NBA stars have expressed sincere and well-informed skepticism about the efficacy and necessity of the Wuflu "vaccine", dealing a blow to our painstakingly crafted gaslighting about Covid, and revealing that even world-famous athletes are smarter than us, the MSM[.

FIFY

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (786Ro)

380 One thing to note, affairs are more common then you might think - I saw a stat supposedly generated from all those people getting genetic tests that 10% of people aren't their nominal father's kids.

Doesn't make it right...but it should be a surprise that powerful people get caught doing it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (DpkTQ)

381 346 Don't be a dick to the Almighty
Don't be a dick about the Almighty
Don't be a dick on Sunday
Don't be a dick to your parents
Don't be a dick to alive people
Don't use your dick with anyone but your wife
Don't be a dick to shopkeepers
Don't be a dick in court
Don't be a dick to your neighbor
Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
-----------------
What' the word on being an asshole?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (tiR3O)

382 >>>Kristi Noem Is Having an Extramarital Affair With Corey Lewandowski

Well, then also: Corey Lewandowski Is Having an Extramarital Affair With Kristi Noem

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (Zsfob)

383 Tim Scott would be a better VP than Pence.
Scott is not a back stabber.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (9pCkc)
********
Pence was pretty loyal up until the certification, Tim Scott would have certified it too. He's got the same personality as Pence... maybe even a little weaker.

We need a VP who is tough and able take over the reins after 4 years.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (NpAcC)

384 I dunno. I've heard he's [ DeSantis ] weak on gun rights.

So was Trump. Perfection ain't happening.

It was a joke playing off a comment I made in the preceding thread. McAulliffe has spun up a fake "gun rights" organization which is running ads saying Youngkin is a 2A squish.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (ZsR3z)

385
No can do. Heidi is working. I'm also socially awkward and have some kind of social anxiety disorder and ADHD and well there's substance abuse.

*checks medication*

and a thyroid condition. Maybe next year. I'm turning my life around.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (RoIW/)

Stop being such a pussy.

Insomniac made it last year proving ANYONE can.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

386 334 It is fascinating that people get to a certain level in politics or business and suddenly think rules don't apply.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 12:49 PM (oWBc3)

Why not? They see little evidence that laws and any rules of behavior will be applicable for them.

Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (AMIL/)

387 "Yes, it's Covet."

I thought that was the place all the nuns hang out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (B0mGw)

388 Once people rise to a certain point and there is no societal pressure on them any more, their true selves are revealed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (csEWM)

Probably the best case for me not winning the Powerball.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (MFphb)

389 >>Pence was pretty loyal up until the certification

No. He and his staff were leaking and running interference.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (O6tY8)

390 Look, man, fiber evidence is a thing. You can't keep dead hookers in your trunk anymore.

Posted by: Forensics Files at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (QU5/8)

391 phuck

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (MFphb)

392 She has 3 kids. What a whore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

He has 4 kids. What a whore.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:13 PM (KnJdm)

That's how they all became the Brady Bunch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (Q87rR)

393
Insomniac made it last year proving ANYONE can.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Setting the bar low wherever I go!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (/bNwY)

394 If Buzzion shows up, well there will be no more excuses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (bsD0A)

395 I thought that was the place all the nuns hang out.

I'm pretty sure that's Pornhub.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (ZsR3z)

396 Stop being such a pussy.

Insomniac made it last year proving ANYONE can.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

do i have to bring my own hobo for the BBQ?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (RoIW/)

397 What' the word on being an asshole?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (tiR3O)

Assholes get fucked by dicks.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (KnJdm)

398 I'm going to print this on little 3x5 cards I can hand out to people.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I'm sure that's cut and paste from one of Zondervan's fifty or so modern versions.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (OssQ4)

399 363 Pfizer is actually doing that. Also, the EUA is invalid if a treatment is found.
Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (1ais2)
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Pfizer got approval, so there's no longer an EUA, I think. But Pfizer's approval *should* invalidate the EUAs for Moderna and J&J, but didn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (+IIqY)

It's murky as hell. And clumsily drafted intentionally. But it is not obvious on its face thst the EUA has been rescinded for the non Comirnaty vaccine. But perhaps. Even if so It explains the past suppression of IVM. And Pfizer is absolutely going to continue the suppression until they can bring a non generic pfizer-vectin to the market which will get an EUA.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (1ais2)

400 387 "Yes, it's Covet."

I thought that was the place all the nuns hang out.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (B0mGw)

I think it's a covet of witches. Or maybe bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (/bNwY)

401 I'm not sure those nuns are certified. Bonified, maybe, but not certified.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (B0mGw)

402
Setting the bar low wherever I go!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (/bNwY)

it's WINNING when you know your role.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

403 Setting the bar low wherever I go!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (/bNwY)

Gees, where the hell did you come from? lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (RoIW/)

404 What if your neighbor is a bitch?

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

405 Probably the best case for me not winning the Powerball.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (MFphb)

The worst thing I would do is buy sports cars (and a garage with a house attached) and go broke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (csEWM)

406 What' the word on being an asshole?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (tiR3O)

Totally fine.

Unless you're methodist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (6FeV1)

407 "Yes, it's Covet."

I thought that was the place all the nuns hang out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (B0mGw)

That's Castle Anthrax.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (KnJdm)

408 If you've attended a CPAC convention, there is 91% chance you have fucked around on your spouse.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (GQ5VU)

409 It is just anecdote. We can't recommend ivm until there are 12 extremely large triple blind double crossover randomized control trials which, when combined into a meta-analysis, show a 110% better outcome than standard of care with 0 reported adverse effects. Until then, you have to make do with an ineffective vaccine and an antibody treatment that kind of works, sometimes. But they make pharma a shit ton of money.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:46 PM (mdgQ7)
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And the triple-blind test, where the patient doesn't know what she's getting, the nurse doesn't know what she's administering, and the doctor doesn't know what she's doing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (LBiAf)

410 do i have to bring my own hobo for the BBQ?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (RoIW/)

Nah. We've got a few ripe for the pluckin' down here.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

411 We need a VP who is tough and able take over the reins after 4 years.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (NpAcC)

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There was a fairly heavyset southern black politician I saw give a real stemwinder maybe 6 months ago. Perhaps he was a mayor or a state legislator. Anyway, it was a full-throated defense of freedom to say the least. I'm not giving you guys much to go on, but does anyone else recall the gentleman? He's got the chops for it.

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (VJsqe)

412 283 Tim Scott would be a better VP than Pence.
Scott is not a back stabber.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 12:44 PM (9pCkc)

Scott is very much a back stabber. He's as GoPe as you can get.

https://tinyurl.com/s45ytp6h

Posted by: Iron-Wombat at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (BRnXm)

413
397 What' the word on being an asshole?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (tiR3O)

Assholes get fucked by dicks.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (KnJdm)

Sometimes pussies get so full of shit they become assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (/bNwY)

414 Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
-----------------
What' the word on being an asshole?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (tiR3O)

If this is a binary choice, I'd always rather be the dick than the asshole, but that's just me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (MFphb)

415 Stop being such a pussy.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM

You know who else said "pussy"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)

416 Question:

Is anybody else not able to access Small Dead Animals?

Is Kate's blog under attack in Canukistan/ Well, under more attack than normal???

Posted by: Monty Python at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (BgMrQ)

417 Don't be a dick to the Almighty
Don't be a dick about the Almighty
Don't be a dick on Sunday
Don't be a dick to your parents
Don't be a dick to alive people
Don't use your dick with anyone but your wife
Don't be a dick to shopkeepers
Don't be a dick in court
Don't be a dick to your neighbor
Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

The Holy dicktim.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (o2MD2)

418 Covet?

New name for Castle Anthrax?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (bsD0A)

419 What if your neighbor is a bitch?
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

Does she have a sister?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

420 efficacy and necessity of the Wuflu "vaccine", dealing a blow to our painstakingly crafted gaslighting about Covid, and revealing that even world-famous athletes are smarter than us, the MSM
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while they may not have advanced degrees or even high school diploma's, they can afford advice from the best lawyers and doctors and their bodies are their fortunes. Let's be real. Do you think they are paying for advice on this topic, or just going with Nicky Minaj?

Posted by: Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations Much Media? at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (mM9De)

421 If you've attended a CPAC convention, there is 91% chance you have fucked around on your spouse.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (GQ5VU)

Maybe now that gay marriage is legal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (MVSwa)

422 McAulliffe has spun up a fake "gun rights" organization which is running ads saying Youngkin is a 2A squish.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 12:54 PM (ZsR3z)

Is he a 2A squish?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (Q87rR)

423 Pence was he guy who wanted Flynn fired.
He was always Deep State

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (LgMzo)

424 The power of the media is manifest perfectly in the "ivermectin is a drug for animals" accomplishment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (n/6gj)

425 Dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear...

Posted by: Zoot at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (B0mGw)

426 Nah. We've got a few ripe for the pluckin' down here.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

I'll bet. Running wild in packs on the plains. I did NOT know you were in Texas. Go figure.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (RoIW/)

427 /off Brit Humour sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (BgMrQ)

428 I wonder if Kristi does butt stuff?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (o2MD2)

based on what i've seen, i sure hope so...

probably rivals hope solo's...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (8D42x)

429 Lewandowski... still has the former president's ear, which he reportedly uses to Noem's advantage

Trump's ear. Michelle Fields' arm.

Corey's a collector!

Posted by: Hans at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (786Ro)

430 Funny how the sniffles can eliminate every single right that the US Constitution supposedly protects and guarantees. Speedy trial? Means nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

431 How did he become a devil, as opposed to a mashed-potato sandwich loyal side-kick?

I'm confident the scholars here can put me some knowledge.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:37 PM (OTzUX)

He declared Biden the winner of the fake election faster than almost anyone who shouldn't have.

Posted by: ... at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (sliVX)

432 Based on yesterday's learned discussion of morality, I am convinced that I couldn't possibly do anything but tolerant this unfortunate lapse on Christian behavior. Christianity without meaningful standards is the best Christianity.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2021 12:14 PM (QU5/

Lol. Good memory.

Her sin is no greater than mine own.

And as I alluded to yesterday, I still wouldn't approve of normalizing adultery and I wouldn't be reading to children from the book "Kristi Likes Two Cocks" and telling them not to bully adulterers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (7F9te)

433 319 It would be fun to hear all of the shit the left would sling at Scott if he were to run with Trump. They would let their racist hate flow like a firehose.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (mdgQ7)

I mean, a woman wearing a monkey mask egged Larry Elder on video and there was no call for a national discussion on race.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

434 The Holy dicktim.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (o2MD2)

I call it....

"The Dickalogue"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (6FeV1)

435 What was Pence supposed to do? Presidential elections are actually subject to the whim of one person - with a conflict of interest, in many cases - to "approve" them, or over-turn them?

So Biden should have nixed Trump's election in '16?

It's tragically clear that as a practical political matter, there are no safeguards on a presidential election *so long as state legislatures do not do their job*.

Pence's actions are 1,278 on a list of 5 top problems with the 2020 election, if they're even on the list, which I still don't see.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (OTzUX)

436 If you've attended a CPAC convention, there is 91% chance you have fucked around on your spouse.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (GQ5VU)
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Maybe now that gay marriage is legal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (MVSwa)
++++
That's ice cold, YD. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (+IIqY)

437 "Yes, it's Covet."

I thought that was the place all the nuns hang out.
Posted by: squid_hunt

Covet Bar & Grill. A block down from the Convent.
In the Hell's Alley Bowling Alley and Bingo Hall.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (OCTRt)

438

Saw some pics of her, she's quite scrawny.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (4WPW/)

439 The Holy dicktim.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Nearly killed 'im!

Posted by: Just the punchline. at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (OssQ4)

440
Gees, where the hell did you come from? lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:56 PM (RoIW/)

From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (/bNwY)

441 >>> It is more that most people are not inherently good or evil, but go with the flow. There was always an argument that most people tried to live a good life- not for it's own sake and because it was right- but because of fear of damnation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 12:52 PM (csEWM)

Fear of God. That's pretty important and the bible mentions it a lot. A lot of modern teaching tries to diminish it or explain it away. Bad idea. Fear is a motivator that we need. It is an unexplainable feeling that something is horribly dangerous and should be avoided. We try to dismiss everything we can't explain. And we only end up being caught in secular social fears and societal purge campaigns instead.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (0E/yM)

442 Pretty soon Corey will be able to build his own monster...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (bsD0A)

443 LOL

Points for Insom
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at Se

You trained him well.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (qREJU)

444 If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably paying attention.

Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (taPSh)

445 Pence's actions are 1,278 on a list of 5 top problems with the 2020 election, if they're even on the list, which I still don't see.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (OTzUX)
++++
It was how he relished it. He could likely have done *something* but didn't choose to do so - but his cavorting around Pelosi and fist-bumping her over the glory of the election spoke louder than words.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (+IIqY)

446 Corey Lewandowski - first he helped get Trump elected. Then he ripped the arm off an innocent woman. Now? Now he's bringing his white supremacy right into the most private parts of the Governor's Mansion. Say no to white supremacy. Say no to adultery. This November vote Dem Flunkie #1 for governor.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (DpkTQ)

Michelle Fields is hot. When he ripped her arm off, maybe he was just going for a titty twister and missed ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (M+Lyo)

447
I'll bet. Running wild in packs on the plains. I did NOT know you were in Texas. Go figure.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:58 PM (RoIW/)

I AM. And I've spent some time on the MoMe ranch since last time, so I'm tolerable.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

448 Who needs an affair when you have all of these studdly horses to ride until...

Posted by: Kristi Gnome at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (dynG0)

449 "From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it."

Wait a minute...

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (B0mGw)

450 Pence was pretty loyal up until the certification,
===
Oh REALLY?!

Posted by: General FLYNN at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (Xoc5i)

451 Question:

Is anybody else not able to access Small Dead Animals?

Is Kate's blog under attack in Canukistan/ Well, under more attack than normal???
Posted by: Monty Python at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (BgMrQ)

I get HTTP error 500: "page not working".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (vnpkG)

452 No can do. Heidi is working. I'm also socially awkward and have some kind of social anxiety disorder and ADHD and well there's substance abuse.

*checks medication*

and a thyroid condition. Maybe next year. I'm turning my life around.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (RoIW/)

Well now I have the sads.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)

453 The Holy dicktim.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Nearly killed 'im!

Posted by: Just the punchline. at September 29, 2021 12:59 PM (OssQ4)

This place.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (KnJdm)

454 Don't trust Tim Scott. Remember that Scott killed a Trump nomination because some activists said that something the nominee wrote in a law journal 20 years ago (and which was widely respected at the time) was kinda sorta rayciss. (it wasn't) So it's nice that Tim pretends to be on our side most of the time, but he's still a race hustler down deep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (trdmm)

455 Don't be a dick to the Almighty
Don't be a dick about the Almighty
...
Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

Dang.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (4I/2K)

456 Is he a 2A squish?

They're saying that because he hasn't filled out the NRA questionnaire and so has no NRA rating, to which his campaign replies that they haven't filled out ANY questionnaires. Also, McAulliffe is doing everything he can to tie Youngkin to Trump, making him into Trump's Renfield. Youngkin appears to be taking a go it alone strategy so as to maximize his chances to snag the SWWs. I can't say I'd do anything differently, were I running in VA.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (ZsR3z)

457 YouTube bans facts about vaccine side-effects and deaths.

Ace financially supports YouTube daily by posting them instead of the conservative alternative.

Posted by: Dogstar59 at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (YOZHq)

458 "Yes, it's Covet."

I thought that was the place all the nuns hang out.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 12:55 PM (B0mGw)

forgot the name of that place a while ago. came up with "nunary" and have decided i like it better.

therefore, all convents are now nunaries as far as I'm concerned...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (8D42x)

459 Affair? That's a resume enhancement in my party.

Posted by: B. J. Clinton at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (ur/Uv)

460 They're called "escorts." They're only hookers when they're dead and in the trunk of your car.
Posted by: Insomniac

Is that wrong? If I had known that was wrong. . ..

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (mD/uy)

461 There was always an argument that most people tried to live a good life- not for it's own sake and because it was right- but because of fear of damnation.

Social pressure is even more powerful with most people. They may believe or not but will behave based on what will make them accepted or rejected by the culture around them. Ask 20 high school kids if they really believe all that insane crap they are taught to spout and 18 will say no, but they will be picked on and ostracised if they reject it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

462 They're just living their best life.

Democrats have a proclivity for that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (bk3Sg)

463 >>>He's got the chops for it.

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (VJsqe)
-----------

Jones is a Democrat

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (9pCkc)

464 Dang.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (4I/2K)

Make a Dick Butkus joke...I dares ya.

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (AwYPR)

465 Michelle Fields is hot. When he ripped her arm off, maybe he was just going for a titty twister and missed ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (M+Lyo)

She is GOP hot.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (KnJdm)

466 Ace financially supports YouTube daily by posting them instead of the conservative alternative.

Posted by: Dogstar59 at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (YOZHq)

.....

If ace would stop linking, I'm pretty sure YT would probably fold up shop and go out of business.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (7F9te)

467 Don't be a dick to the Almighty
Don't be a dick about the Almighty
...
Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

You asked for it.......

Music, but NSFW.

https://youtu.be/h2Rpw_mjaJQ

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

468 Pence's actions are 1,278 on a list of 5 top problems with the 2020 election, if they're even on the list, which I still don't see.
===
* Raises Hand*

I got one.

Posted by: General FLYNN at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (dgXPB)

469 Ace financially supports YouTube daily by posting them instead of the conservative alternative.
Posted by: Dogstar59 at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (YOZHq)

I find your views intriguing and would like to link to your website.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (Q87rR)

470 From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (/bNwY)

LOL, that's always been my favorite reply when the wife (or anyone else) asks me where I've been.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (trdmm)

471 @Tonypete it's all about getting caught. And whether you have a valid DL.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (qREJU)

472 Actually Cat Ass, is the Indian experience suggestive, or not? Haven't looked into it since giving up on the whole topic. Know about the Uttar Pradesh thing, but is there a Hope-Simpson explanation, even partial one?

In the US of course all actual solid observational knowledge, like regional seasonality, is disregarded, so that "waves" and "surges!" in baaaad places, like FL and the southeast, can be demonized to an illiterate public. Just wondering whether the UP thing may have some elements of seasonality, vs. the IVM difference.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 01:03 PM (OTzUX)

473 From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (/bNwY)

In animal skins...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (RoIW/)

474 Jones is a Democrat
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (9pCkc)

Kill the Parties, and grab hold of the voice of reason wherever you find it. Nobody is owed our allegiance anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (6FeV1)

475 They're called "escorts." They're only hookers when they're dead and in the trunk of your car.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 12:51 PM (/bNwY)

Rolled up in a rug, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

476 So it's nice that Tim pretends to be on our side most of the time, but he's still a race hustler down deep.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (trdmm)

It's either this or he's too dumb to hold a consistent position. Will not vote for.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (y7DUB)

477
In animal skins...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (RoIW/)

He'd fuck him....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

478 463 >>>He's got the chops for it.

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 12:57 PM (VJsqe)
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Jones is a Democrat
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (9pCkc)

Fuck definitions. There is only Freedom or Control. THAT is where we are at.

Same is true of Greenwald or Brand or any of the others that could be named. Any who would stand against Slavery and Serfdom is my brother.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (csEWM)

479 Who needs an affair when you have all of these studdly horses to ride until...
Posted by: Kristi Gnome at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (dynG0)

you're getting ready to pull a Catherine the Great, aren't you?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (8D42x)

480 I get HTTP error 500: "page not working".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (vnpkG)

I've gotten that a few ties over the past few days on a few sites, but they loaded shortly after linking to the site in question.

Kate's site is dead in the water...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (BgMrQ)

481 Constitution supposedly protects and guarantees. Speedy trial? Means nothing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
It is very strange. If they accuse you of X crime, plus the courts are backlogged, they can keep you in jail for 9 months?

Posted by: MikeM at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (gPP3v)

482 I find your views intriguing and would like to link to your website.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Ouch.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (OssQ4)

483 >>>Yeah. Good looking women are always bitching about nobody talks to them. Corey probably has good game just by virtue of playing.
Posted by: OneEyedJack, at September 29, 2021 12:41 PM (MFphb)

======

I had a buddy who scored way above his pay grade because he had the confidence to approach them. And even if he got shot down, he'd just move on to the next.

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (8TpiG)

484 Hawaiian Congressman is wearing a big string of dark wooden beads around his neck. WTF? Why can't he leave his paganism, or symbol of being in a non-Caucasian tribe, at home?
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2021 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

That's a thing in Hawaii. Kukui nuts. They can polish up real nice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (UuD2k)

No, it's more than that. Basically this guy is flaunting his position. Traditionally the kukui nut lei was worn by monarchy. So he's telling us he's an elite class, above the rest of us haolies. Second, it's also a symbol for light (and was physically burned as a light source) so he's telling us he's the guiding light, or enlightened. An enlightened elitist judge.

Feed him to the fish.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (wAnMi)

485 This Corey fella sure gets a lot of action.

Posted by: IC at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (hV9ir)

486 "From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it."

This makes me very uneasy.

Posted by: Job at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (bk3Sg)

487 Kill the Parties, and grab hold of the voice of reason wherever you find it. Nobody is owed our allegiance anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (6FeV1)

This.

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (KnJdm)

488 Jones is a Democrat
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 01:02 PM (9pCkc)

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I know who you're talking about - the guy I'm thinking of was quite a bit heavier. I'm sure I saw it on this site.

The guy was a reluctant politician - I think he first spoke at a town meeting and was recruited to political service. And I don't remember if the speech was about gun rights or ending the lockdowns or masks, but he was fantastic.

Wish I could remember the guy's name - his video clips were inspiring.

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (VJsqe)

489 Well now I have the sads.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)

no bacon wench bacon for me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (RoIW/)

490 From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 01:00 PM (/bNwY)

are you in a stephen king novel?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (8D42x)

491 It is very strange. If they accuse you of X crime, plus the courts are backlogged, they can keep you in jail for 9 months?
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This is the DC Circuit. Basically its a post office that won't accept whitey stamps.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (tiR3O)

492 I had a buddy who scored way above his pay grade because he had the confidence to approach them. And even if he got shot down, he'd just move on to the next.
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (8TpiG)

My son is like that. Looks like McLovin with a scraggly beard but has tons of self-confidence.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)

493 The guy was a reluctant politician - I think he first spoke at a town meeting and was recruited to political service. And I don't remember if the speech was about gun rights or ending the lockdowns or masks, but he was fantastic.

Wish I could remember the guy's name - his video clips were inspiring.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (VJsqe)

Are you talking about the guy who was arguing against gun control at a town meeting? Virginia or one of the Carolinas?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (csEWM)

494 That's a thing in Hawaii. Kukui nuts. They can polish up real nice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (UuD2k)

No, it's more than that. Basically this guy is flaunting his position. Traditionally the kukui nut lei was worn by monarchy. So he's telling us he's an elite class, above the rest of us haolies. Second, it's also a symbol for light (and was physically burned as a light source) so he's telling us he's the guiding light, or enlightened. An enlightened elitist judge.

Feed him to the fish.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (wAnMi)

I thought those were his ben wa balls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (trdmm)

495 No can do. Heidi is working. I'm also socially awkward and have some kind of social anxiety disorder and ADHD and well there's substance abuse.

*checks medication*

and a thyroid condition. Maybe next year. I'm turning my life around.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

If you could finish that entire sentence, odds are you don't have ADHD.

Most of us that have- oh, shiny.

*wanders off

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (OCTRt)

496 WGAF about Noem, seriously. Another f*ing lame distraction for idiots.

Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (S1hrL)

497 First I bang your mom then I bang your governor!

Posted by: Corey "Chad" Lewandowski at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (DpkTQ)

498 That's a thing in Hawaii. Kukui nuts. They can polish up real nice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 12:48 PM (UuD2k)

***

As do mine...

Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (flINI)

499 I know who you're talking about - the guy I'm thinking of was quite a bit heavier. I'm sure I saw it on this site.

The guy was a reluctant politician - I think he first spoke at a town meeting and was recruited to political service. And I don't remember if the speech was about gun rights or ending the lockdowns or masks, but he was fantastic.

Wish I could remember the guy's name - his video clips were inspiring.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (VJsqe)

Lt Gov of NC? can't think of the name right now

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (8D42x)

500 I had a buddy who scored way above his pay grade because he had the confidence to approach them. And even if he got shot down, he'd just move on to the next.
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (8TpiG)

Baseball Hall of Fame is full of .300 hitters.
That means 7 of 10 times even the best...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (MFphb)

501 487 Kill the Parties, and grab hold of the voice of reason wherever you find it. Nobody is owed our allegiance anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 01:04 PM (6FeV1)
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That's bold talk from a bald, one-eyed fat man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (tiR3O)

502 I had a buddy who scored way above his pay grade because he had the confidence to approach them. And even if he got shot down, he'd just move on to the next.
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (8TpiG)

This is 100% opposite of my story.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

503 It is very strange. If they accuse you of X crime, plus the courts are backlogged, they can keep you in jail for 9 months?

**

And in the case of the January 6th political prisoners, IIRC they're being kept in federal prisons while charged with local trespassing misdemeanors.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 01:08 PM (n/6gj)

504 I don't care who Trump picks. I've arrived at the position that he won't get a third vote from me if he runs (R), which he has decided to do. So whatever cucked out, tucked-under dumbfuck Republican he picks is no concern of mine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 01:08 PM (MVSwa)

505 Lt Gov of NC? can't think of the name right now
Posted by: SturmToddler

Mark Robinson

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 01:08 PM (mD/uy)

506 That's a thing in Hawaii. Kukui nuts. They can polish up real nice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

That's a thing in Texas. Deez nuts. Bofa dem.
They polish up real nice.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 01:08 PM (OCTRt)

507 486 "From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it."

This makes me very uneasy.
Posted by: Job at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (bk3Sg)

Works for me...

Posted by: Jules Winfield at September 29, 2021 01:09 PM (BgMrQ)

508 Nood

Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 01:09 PM (KnJdm)

509 Sub-meh on the Pence/election stuff. He was never going to go anywhere higher than Trump's VP in any universe, so I rarely gave him any thought.

So "loyalty" should have led him to do what? Still don't understand the scenario he failed to launch by doing other than his ceremonial pro forma role in certification. In what universe would a Dem VP ever again certify a GOP victory, if Pence could nix Biden's "victory"?

Not talking about his IN governor days, or Flynn situation.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 01:09 PM (OTzUX)

510 New NBA.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 01:09 PM (ZsR3z)

511
*wanders off

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 01:07 PM (OCTRt)

Ok, off to try to make something of my life.. Buy food, practice the ukulele. It's all I got.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 01:09 PM (RoIW/)

512 Mark Robinson
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 01:08 PM (mD/uy)

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That's him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIwf3d7hP9g

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 01:09 PM (VJsqe)

513 From roaming through the earth and walking back and forth in it."

This makes me very uneasy.
Posted by: Job at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (bk3Sg)

Works for me..
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I got hung up on it, actually.

Posted by: David Carradine at September 29, 2021 01:10 PM (wtAFP)

514 Hmmm, Small Dead Animals is back up now, with several posts all lacking comments, suggesting it has been down most of the morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2021 01:10 PM (vnpkG)

515 Seriously, don't be a dick to your neighbor.
.......

Until they put up a ham radio tower 5 feet from your fence and treat your front yard like their dog's toilet and argue about fence lines and build shit into the street right of way and spy on you through holes in the fence and let their dog loose which kills your cat and

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

516 I know who you're talking about - the guy I'm thinking of was quite a bit heavier. I'm sure I saw it on this site.

The guy was a reluctant politician - I think he first spoke at a town meeting and was recruited to political service. And I don

The black guy who was at a city council meeting and stood up to defend gun rights by say something along the lines of "every time a bad guy uses a gun, you come after mine like I did something wrong?"
You could probably still find his NRA ad on Yewtoob.
Maybe he ran for office, IDK, but he had no fear of speaking and did it well.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 01:10 PM (MFphb)

517 Ah ha! The ole P in V hotel action. Classic Corey and Kristi.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 29, 2021 01:10 PM (NJuQE)

518 The "game/player" types would say that it was always a numbers game - that only say 3/10 women would talk to you and 1/10 would got out on a date or something. So...talk to more women.

And this part of their line I think is true. If you are looking to meet a romantic partner as a guy, and you are trying to pair up with someone you don't already have a connection to, expect to talk with LOTS of women before you find one that is receptive.

But...be careful with some of their stuff. I'm not sure I'd want a girlfriend/wife that I successfully approached by insulting for example.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 01:11 PM (DpkTQ)

519 I really don't care if Noem screws all of Trump's castoffs.

But I do care that she runs a state that is redder than her ass after Corey spanks it and she can't advance conservative causes without chickening out and then lying about it.

Posted by: Thatch at September 29, 2021 01:12 PM (qWceQ)

520 Never understood these high profile people doing such things, assuming if this one is true or not. Seriously, just jack it in san diego already.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2021 01:12 PM (r5BVk)

521 @504

A vote for DJT is one less vote for the dumbfuck D who runs against him.

Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2021 01:12 PM (S1hrL)

522 Are we pretending Kristi's Face doesn't resemble a melted candle? Isn't this a DC Villian? Or Marvel?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 29, 2021 01:12 PM (NJuQE)

523 Maybe he ran for office, IDK, but he had no fear of speaking and did it well.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 01:10 PM (MFphb)

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The horde found him. Mark Robinson, lt gov of NC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIwf3d7hP9g

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 01:13 PM (VJsqe)

524 The whole thing got kind of distracting. I mean right before the, you know, "finish" he'd pull on my arm and yell, "you aren't allowed over here". Which at first was kinda weirdly hot, but now I need a shoulder replacement.

Posted by: Kristi Gnome at September 29, 2021 01:13 PM (PvLVn)

525 514 Hmmm, Small Dead Animals is back up now, with several posts all lacking comments, suggesting it has been down most of the morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2021 01:10 PM (vnpkG)

Thanks...

About to log in!

Posted by: Jules Winfield at September 29, 2021 01:13 PM (BgMrQ)

526 They're saying that because he hasn't filled out the NRA questionnaire and so has no NRA rating...

So is McAuliff trying to suggest that if Youngkin did have an NRA rating, that it would be worse than McAuliff's "F?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2021 01:13 PM (nfrXX)

527 Never understood these high profile people doing such things, assuming if this one is true or not. Seriously, just jack it in san diego already.
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Where were you when I needed advice.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at September 29, 2021 01:14 PM (3RRIR)

528 Noem smells like Rubio's garbage.

Posted by: irright at September 29, 2021 01:15 PM (SchQD)

529 Love Mark Robinson.
Byron Donalds is also a rising star.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2021 01:15 PM (NpAcC)

530 Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 01:06 PM (VJsqe)

Larry Elder?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 01:16 PM (1lKRm)

531 Mark Robinson, hat tip. Tonypete.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 01:17 PM (9pCkc)

532 ======
I had a buddy who scored way above his pay grade because he had the confidence to approach them. And even if he got shot down, he'd just move on to the next.

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 01:05 PM (8TpiG)
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I know that guy
Dumb as a post

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 01:17 PM (9pCkc)

533 DeSantis just said the US should cutoff relations with Australia as they are acting like Nazi's. Worse than the CCP.

Trump is crickets.

Posted by: Kristi Gnome at September 29, 2021 01:18 PM (dynG0)

534 528 Noem smells like Rubio's garbage.
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Noem provides scent to Rubio's bubble bath.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2021 01:19 PM (9pCkc)

535 I a'heard Ace financially supports fossil fuels raping Mother Gaia by using lectric computers. Better move the blog back to clay tablets, Hammurabi.

Posted by: Criss Angel at September 29, 2021 01:20 PM (yh3nf)

536 341 Gov. Noem responds:

"These rumors are total garbage and a disgusting lie. These old, tired attacks on conservative women are based on a falsehood that we can't achieve anything without a man's help.

I love Bryon. I'm proud of the God-fearing family we've raised together. Now I'm getting back to work."

Posted by: The Duke of New York at September 29, 2021 01:26 PM (vrsjf)

537 I like Corey Lewandowski. I hope the rumor is not true. She I do not trust politically.

Posted by: Baldy at September 29, 2021 01:32 PM (OLCH5)

538 'Members of congress close to Mar-A-Lago'.

Cheney and Kizinger are not 'close to Mar-A-Lago', and neither is Noem.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 29, 2021 01:39 PM (setIA)

539 509 Sub-meh on the Pence/election stuff. He was never going to go anywhere higher than Trump's VP in any universe, so I rarely gave him any thought.

So "loyalty" should have led him to do what? Still don't understand the scenario he failed to launch by doing other than his ceremonial pro forma role in certification. In what universe would a Dem VP ever again certify a GOP victory, if Pence could nix Biden's "victory"?

Not talking about his IN governor days, or Flynn situation.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 29, 2021 01:09 PM (OTzUX)

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Shouldn't "certification" really be "rubber stamp".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 29, 2021 01:43 PM (zJjzT)

540 To all the white knights (useful idiot & false-flag variety): There isn't a groundswell demand here for pelting her with fruit or putting her in the stocks/pillory. Drama isn't the point, just the information whether she has strategic value as /ourgirl/.

If it's true she rents it out, then probably she doesn't have much (strategic value, that is). I feel bad for whichever of her kids not trying to get real estate appraisal licenses and whichever of her relatives don't already hate her.

Lewandowski meanwhile, wow, what douchiness he telegraphed from Day 1.

Posted by: Swamposphere at September 29, 2021 01:59 PM (drL+R)

541 how is this wrong in 2021/

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at September 29, 2021 02:08 PM (WHmC/)

542
She's not unfaithful, she's "trans-marital"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 02:11 PM (8IkOE)

543 Until there's a name of accuser and evidence, I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Crew Cut at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (UMiiB)

544 this would explain her stance on transgenders in college sports...somebody tapped her on the shoulder

Posted by: sound awake at September 29, 2021 03:45 PM (rCBpR)

545 Sarah Palin, Nikki Hailey, now Kristi Noem

Posted by: tmitsss at September 29, 2021 04:10 PM (f/L+y)

546 RIDDLE: What's it called when a "reporter" posts an unsourced hit piece? Answer: Sleaze.

What's it called when a web site reposts that sleaze? Answer: More sleaze!

I have heard it said - it's all over town, doncha know - that Pedro Gonzales mates with sheep. Mangy sheep.

So now we start to see who those mangy sheep are.

Posted by: bobby b at September 29, 2021 06:40 PM (HPTp8)

547 Ever wonder if maybe they had something on her when she caved on women's sports?

Posted by: cpurick at September 29, 2021 07:41 PM (bwWDS)

548 Norm must be really stupid. She disappoints on so many levels. She actually had a chance before the transgender veto. She was not going to get over that hump, so I guess she decided to hump Lew

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 30, 2021 11:06 AM (0WEXg)

549 Autocorrect

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 30, 2021 11:07 AM (0WEXg)

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