There, But For The Grace Of ONT, Go I

Hi everybody! Friday night, time for some meme madness! Hey, I'm prepping you clowns to serve in Congress.

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Yes, it's real. I saw a picture of MTG using a meme to make a point as well. A serious country!

Nice science project

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Not a nice science project

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Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!


Didn't go as planned

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Let me be absolutely clear: The Nazis were an utterly evil regime that had to be wiped off the face of the Earth, and it's a damn shame it couldn't be done faster. But a lot of people think that just labeling something “Nazi” is enough to discredit it. Nu-uh, you have to explain why. This guy presented a concept to the children that appealed to them, then expected his big reveal to make them recoil in disgust. These kids don't know Nazi from nacho, they need to be educated. But then again, if they were educated on the tenets of fascism, they might have some pointed questions to ask about what our government is turning into. (Assuming the story is true, which is never a sure bet with greentext)

President Chad

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All I got

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I posted this photo on another site and some Tankie suggested I read this, calling it food for thought. He was roundly destroyed in the comments.

Not much of a "think" piece. It reads like the product of a freshman philosophy session or late night bong hits. It's full of fuzzy logic, clichés and false equivalence that takes 1500 words to get to what should be the starting point, to wit: human beings are selfish, amoral beings by nature who will screw each over for personal gain every day of the week and twice on Saturday.

Or, as Machiavelli put it, "Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming that all men are bad and ever ready to display their vicious nature, whenever they may find occasion for it." Given that fact, the question becomes, what system then allows for human nature and results in the greatest possible individual liberty while still ensuring a stable society and providing the best opportunity for prosperity to the majority of its citizens? The answer to that question is none of the top-down, totalitarian systems, such as communism, fascism, socialism ("democratic" or otherwise), etc. The answer is and always will be lightly regulated, free market capitalism (although I don't like the term because it was coined by Marx as a pejorative).

DJ D'Oh!

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The media is better and smarter than us normies


Trolling everyone at once

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One simple trick

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That left a mark

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Cute story

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How do you do, fellow patriots?

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Musical interlude
Last night someone (I think it was San Franpsycho) complained about the “anime shit” referring to the dancing waifu in the money machine goes whirrrr clip. And while it's true that weebs do like and use the song a lot, it's actually sung by a Swedish group. I thought you might enjoy the whole thing.


Grandma got her own style

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Fido Friday: Incredible journey edition

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How not to handle a gun

Inshallah

Linked, not embedded, for content that some readers might find disturbing. Clip is of a man shooting himself while fooling around with a rifle. No gore.

Quote of the day

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by extremists:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Evening!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2021 09:00 PM (ZSK0i)

2 Yello!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 24, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 st?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at September 24, 2021 09:00 PM (Agr8U)

4

Pirmkārt!

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2021 09:00 PM (FIBIC)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2021 09:01 PM (mD/uy)

6 Pa Tootie

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2021 09:01 PM (U9XSa)

7 Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2021 09:01 PM (a4EWo)

8 One of my dad's friends wore a Primo Beer aloha shirt and shorts to his funeral.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 24, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:02 PM (K5n5d)

10 lol, I love grandma's shirt!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2021 09:02 PM (nxdel)

11 So yeah ya think ya get here early....
Screw it. Heading up to content. I bet it's awesome!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2021 09:03 PM (UY/aS)

12 good evening

Posted by: wing at September 24, 2021 09:03 PM (PlW9M)

13 Hey Weird Dave. Not to talk business, but do you do any long-term care coverage? I am potentially in the market and would love to work with a fellow Moron.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at September 24, 2021 09:04 PM (kFflX)

14 Twas a good day.

Posted by: Lotta nerve at September 24, 2021 09:05 PM (JdcHc)

15 NUTZ!,
but in the first 100!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 09:05 PM (VSn/R)

16 Garand guy should be beaten to death with his new, improved weapon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2021 09:05 PM (QU5/8)

17 Howdy, 'rons and 'ettes, and thanks WeirdDave for the quality content. History teacher is not as effective as he believes himself to be.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at September 24, 2021 09:05 PM (Agr8U)

18 I suspect Grandma had a rather interesting sense of humor in any number of ways.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2021 09:06 PM (ZSK0i)

19 There is something sick and heart warming to know I'm hated by almost half the country.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:06 PM (r1z5A)

20 Even though literally millions of those were made, that is an abomination.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:06 PM (csEWM)

21 Scanner Dan, email me, my nic at gee, mail!

Posted by: Weirddave at September 24, 2021 09:06 PM (mxZ+7)

22 ANY administration that does nothing is really the best...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2021 09:07 PM (UY/aS)

23 And when Bob the wonder dog showed up, they made him sleep outside.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 09:07 PM (axyOa)

24 Top 20! That's like a B- right?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:07 PM (r1z5A)

25 Am I unbanned?

Testing, testing...

If I am unbanned, much thanks to CBD for dealing with it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:07 PM (I2/tG)

26 Pirmkārt!
Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2021 09:00 PM (FIBIC)


A pirmkārt is a happy kārt.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:07 PM (P4LRL)

27 Oh yeah. Thanks so much, WD!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2021 09:09 PM (UY/aS)

28 Testing, testing...

If I am unbanned, much thanks to CBD for dealing with it.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


You're unbanned or we exist in some banned purgatory where we can only see each other.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:09 PM (r1z5A)

29 Willowed - specialkayel, the only drug interaction I've heard of is with blood thinners taken by people who have stroke risk.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

But, not all thinners. Check with your Dr. to be sure. The one I take is compatible w/ I.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2021 09:10 PM (mD/uy)

30 You're unbanned or we exist in some banned purgatory where we can only see each other.

This afternoon, my comments vaporized after a couple of minutes, so we shall see...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:10 PM (I2/tG)

31 >>> 29 Willowed - specialkayel, the only drug interaction I've heard of is with blood thinners taken by people who have stroke risk.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

But, not all thinners. Check with your Dr. to be sure. The one I take is compatible w/ I.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2021 09:10 PM (mD/uy)

Thanks, good to know!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 09:11 PM (ACi07)

32 Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for another rollicking fun ONT, Weird Dave!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2021 09:12 PM (mZUr4)

33 Scanner Dan, email me, my nic at gee, mail!
Posted by: Weirddave at September 24, 2021 09:06 PM (mxZ+7)

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Make sure you throw in the under carriage coating and the extended warranty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2021 09:12 PM (kTF2Z)

34 Meme madness.

Posted by: Mushroom Stamp at September 24, 2021 09:12 PM (Ahuog)

35 I will say I do not believe that dog story, they didn't even have GPS back in the twenties!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 09:13 PM (VSn/R)

36 This afternoon, my comments vaporized after a couple of minutes, so we shall see...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:10 PM (I2/tG)

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CBD asked you in an earlier thread to email him. Did you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

37 Was visiting a small town today where I saw a number of folks open carrying sidearms. Open carry is legal in OH but in my neck of the woods, it's no bueno so you never see it.

Was nice to see others armed.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2021 09:14 PM (mD/uy)

38 Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:07 PM (I2/tG)

Oh for fuck's sake! You still here? I thought we banned you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)

39 Complaints about anime music?

https://tinyurl.com/525mjm5j

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 24, 2021 09:14 PM (xRZ17)

40 CBD asked you in an earlier thread to email him. Did you?

I did, and begged forgiveness for my crimes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:15 PM (I2/tG)

41 I will say I do not believe that dog story, they didn't even have GPS back in the twenties!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Cat gets separated from owners, cat finds new owners, cat pretends it never knew you.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:15 PM (r1z5A)

42 Good evening morons and gracias wd

*sheepish* yah that was me. I'm old school. Bugs Bunny. Anime is Speed Racer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2021 09:15 PM (EZebt)

43 >>> 40 CBD asked you in an earlier thread to email him. Did you?

I did, and begged forgiveness for my crimes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:15 PM (I2/tG)

Something involving maple syrup?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)

44 Those pipe guns could be in Fallout.

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (V8zw+)

45 Those one simple trick ads turn into a 40 minute infomercial. You never find out the trick (AKA scam products) until the end of the video. And you can't fast forward.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (NpAcC)

46 The story from 4Chan is more likely to be true because the teacher doesn't come out as the hero nor did one child put him in his place and become the hero.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

47 Oh for fuck's sake! You still here? I thought we banned you!

I'm apparently back. Thanks.

Now, about your car's extended warranty...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (I2/tG)

48 Evening again horde! Got a couple bits of good advice at the end of last thread which I'm thankful for, but looking to see if anyone knows the best way to get ivermectin and if anyone has experience with the monoclonals? Close family member just got diagnosed a couple days ago so trying to head off it off at the pass. Much appreciate any advice and promise not to spam any more threads just really worried.

Posted by: specialkayel at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (fNqfQ)

49 "How not to handle a gun"

... all around the mulberry bush, POP! goes the goatfuck

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 24, 2021 09:17 PM (nfBgZ)

50 Halloo ont

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 09:17 PM (oEn12)

51 Something involving maple syrup?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket



Heh.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:17 PM (r1z5A)

52 Something involving maple syrup?

Posting an overly long comment at a time when a troll was spamming the board by posting overly long comments.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:17 PM (I2/tG)

53 Dad fractures Pastor Twink's skull after recording PT inappropriately touch dad's kid.

https://bit.ly/3CNLBO2

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 09:18 PM (i0wNm)

54 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 24, 2021 09:18 PM (SRRAx)

55 Those pipe guns could be in Fallout.
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I was thinking the same thing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:18 PM (K5n5d)

56 I will say I do not believe that dog story, they didn't even have GPS back in the twenties!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Not only that, there was no interstate (I don't think?) running from Indiana to Oregon. I'm calling it a bullshit story.

Posted by: A Millennial at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (1vynn)

57 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Thanks WeirdDave!

bonhomme, a lot more child molesters are going to be disappeared in the upcoming years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

58 If you're going to teach the evils of Nazism you have to teach the evil parts.

Not
Nazis did math
Math is Nazi

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (U9XSa)

59 55 Those pipe guns could be in Fallout.
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I was thinking the same thing...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:18 PM (K5n5d)

Durability is too low. Combine 5 identical rifles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (csEWM)

60 Pirmkārt!
Posted by: Zettai

That...almost got my attention

Posted by: Umlautless Miklos, noting (again) the "umlaut" has no umlaut and NOT FAIR at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

61 There is something sick and heart warming to know I'm hated by almost half the country.
Posted by: Some Rat

Quite. It speaks to the duality of Man.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (mD/uy)

62 Cat gets separated from owners, cat finds new owners, cat pretends it never knew you.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:15 PM (r1z5A)


And then comes back.

https://stoatnet.org/doublechonkers.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (P4LRL)

63 Re the history teacher: it's like expecting everyone to reject shiny black boots and leather gloves coz the Nazis wore them.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 09:20 PM (oEn12)

64 Evening.

Skimmed the content.

Realized I didn't read last night's ONT and skimmed that content, too.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:20 PM (1Yy3c)

65 Not only that, there was no interstate (I don't think?) running from Indiana to Oregon. I'm calling it a bullshit story.
Posted by: A Millennial at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (1vynn)

If the dog had taken the Oregon Trail, he would have died of dysentery.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2021 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

66 Halloo ont
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby

Hola Senorita Estabanera

Posted by: One Stabanera, Guajira One Stabanera (Miklos Jose Marti) at September 24, 2021 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

67 I liked seeing the goatf***er go "Boom".

But I'm sick like that.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 24, 2021 09:21 PM (SRRAx)

68 {{Teresa}}!! How are you dear? I assume you'll be at the Texas MoMe?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2021 09:21 PM (nxdel)

69 Durability is too low. Combine 5 identical rifles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (csEWM)
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They got rid of that in Fallout 4...now you just have to break them down and reconfigure to get something new and shiny!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:22 PM (K5n5d)

70 onight's ONT has been brought to you by extremists:

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😂😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2021 09:23 PM (V13WU)

71 Skimmed the content.

Realized I didn't read last night's ONT and skimmed that content, too.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:20 PM



A rare double rookie move!

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2021 09:23 PM (X/5Be)

72 Evening, WD, and to the entire Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:23 PM (FhsXW)

73 The 4Chan thing is bull.

Boys would be annoyed at losing their chance to flirt with girls. Unless they're fat losers who're afraid of girls.

Anyway...nazis built highways. America built highways. Ergo, America is nazi.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:23 PM (1Yy3c)

74 I need cuffed shorts and authentic Ray-Bans.

Nobody will attempt the mask-query.

Posted by: Miklos, slowly figuring this out at September 24, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)

75
Joni Ernst? sexy midwesterner or a scold?

what say da horde??

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:25 PM (bTQ72)

76 Anyway...nazis built highways. America built highways. Ergo, America is nazi.
Posted by: Robert
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They drive VW's, and Porsches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 09:25 PM (DMQdU)

77
me thiinks the guy who chopped up the M1Garande is a dumbass

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:25 PM (bTQ72)

78 It's so heartwarming to see that those young ladies at Arizona State are all in on segregation.

You want separate places where only "your kind" can congregate, sweetcheeks? I guess you are okay with "Blacks only" safe spaces.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 24, 2021 09:26 PM (SRRAx)

79 i watched the James Caan Rollerball again last night. Everytime I see that movie it gets more and more prophetic, i rate it as the best dystopian movie of the 70's.

things that use to seem crazy - a world where governments are irrelevant, and everything is run by Mega Corps who tell everyone what to do, where to live, who to live with - and everything has been digitized but it is all being lost, and all the books are gone, and the populace is kept distracted by ultra-violent sports events and rampant drug use.

Everyone treats Jonathan like he's just a big dumb sports jock, but he's the one who figures it all out when no one else will. But then what?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 09:26 PM (WmVfO)

80 Quite. It speaks to the duality of Man.
Posted by: Tonypete

Yes and no

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of Bogomils and Cathars Everywhere at September 24, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

81 Speaking of stupid weeb shit...

https://youtu.be/B-N1yJyrQRY

And here's the original song...

https://youtu.be/1ygdAiDxKfI

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:26 PM (1Yy3c)

82 Anyway...nazis built highways. America built highways. Ergo, America is nazi.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:23 PM (1Yy3c)
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Huh...Americans were into eugenics. Nazis were into eugenics. Ergo, Nazis are Americans!

It works both ways!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:26 PM (K5n5d)

83 "...we killed our commie dictator on Christmas morning...."

Maybe there's something to this killing your oppressor on Christmas.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2021 09:27 PM (U9XSa)

84 *looks at Ernst pic

I don't get it....

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2021 09:27 PM (V13WU)

85 onight's ONT has been brought to you by extremists:


Usually it's "extremities"

Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at September 24, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

86 Mike Hammer, you know that medstation link I gave you last night? Well, we had our tele appointments today. It was a very third-world-ish experience, but we did get some ivermectin out of it.

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2021 09:27 PM (6RgRK)

87 Shot his head clean off. Sorta'.

*wipes tear of joy from eye

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2021 09:28 PM (BFigT)

88 extrimites

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:28 PM (K3ZCc)

89 Those pipe guns could be in Fallout.
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I was thinking the same thing...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:18 PM (K5n5d)

Durability is too low. Combine 5 identical rifles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (csEWM)

I hated those pieces of miserable shit pipe guns in that game. Oh looky a super mutant, and you got a frigging zip gun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:28 PM (VwHCD)

90 Yes, Jewells, we will be at the Texas MoMe! Can't wait to see everyone again!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 24, 2021 09:28 PM (SRRAx)

91 Teresa!! Yay!! I can't wait either!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2021 09:29 PM (nxdel)

92 Mike Hammer, you know that medstation link I gave you last night?

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did you bring enough medstation links for everyone ?

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2021 09:29 PM (V13WU)

93 90 Yes, Jewells, we will be at the Texas MoMe! Can't wait to see everyone again!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 24, 2021 09:28 PM (SRRAx)


Yayyyy!

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2021 09:29 PM (6RgRK)

94 Having some radio fun this weekend. I bought a cheap Chineez-made HF rig, mostly to use as a portable. It puts out 20 watts and was well under $500, and I wasn't expecting much from it, but I've been pleasantly surprised. It has great ears, and from the signal reports I've gotten, great voice as well. If you do ham radio, turn it on tonight - the bands are better than they've been in a very long time.


Side note: A year or so ago, when you'd tune around 75 meters in the evening, you'd hear some northeastern/New England graybeards talking about how they planned to vote for Stinkfinger Joe. Tune those same frequencies in the evenings now, and you hear the same graybeards talking about what a mistake they made voting for Ol' Rapey. A lot of them just complain as though they weren't complicit, but at least a few of them own up. Too little and way too late, but it's something, at least.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 24, 2021 09:29 PM (lNHqD)

95 not sure if the gun guy was working for or against us, but it is kind of a guy thing to say "watch this dumb ass", then sit there with your friends and watch until the oh shit thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:30 PM (K3ZCc)

96 did you bring enough medstation links for everyone ?
Posted by: runner at September 24, 2021 09:29 PM (V13WU)


No links for you!

- link nazi

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2021 09:30 PM (6RgRK)

97 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 09:26 PM (WmVfO)

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I was just thinking of that movie. I want to go to Jonathan E's party and blow sh*t up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2021 09:30 PM (EZebt)

98 Evenin' Horde!

Took the dog to the vet today to get her leg checked out. They checked the leg and paw, but found nothing, and x-rays showed nothing amiss. Their best guess at the moment is a strained muscle, which kinda makes sense. Our dog is getting up in years, but acts half her age.

So she's got pain meds, and needs to take it easy for a a week or so.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2021 09:30 PM (CAJOC)

99 Mike Hammer, you know that medstation link I gave you last night? Well, we had our tele appointments today. It was a very third-world-ish experience, but we did get some ivermectin out of it.
Posted by: Emmie
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Glad that part worked out. Get a prescription, or the ivermectin? Also, you imply that the 'conference' may have had a foreign accent?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 09:30 PM (CTJwJ)

100 extrimites
Posted by: confederatefifth

Used to joke about people from Zagreb-

Zagrebbers

Zagrebians

Zagrebites

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Croatian Peoples at September 24, 2021 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)

101 did you bring enough medstation links for everyone ?
Posted by: runner
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Hey! Take a number...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 09:31 PM (CTJwJ)

102 me thiinks the guy who chopped up the M1Garande is a dumbass
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:25 PM (bTQ72)

I'm guessing he took an already butchered-up parts rifle to do that stunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:31 PM (FhsXW)

103 Used to joke about people from Zagreb-

Zagrebbers

Zagrebians

Zagrebites

Posted by: M

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:31 PM (K3ZCc)

104 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at September 24, 2021 09:32 PM (qAR6u)

105 it's actually sung by a Swedish group.
I thought you might enjoy the whole thing.
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Adults like this?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (U9XSa)

106 in fairness, machiavelli was right about just about everything

and is very misunderstood

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (K3ZCc)

107
So she's got pain meds, and needs to take it easy for a a week or so.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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Which meds?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (1vynn)

108 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (VxC1e)

109

Zegreboids?

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (hndBJ)

110 Gun safety dude is a riot. Dumb bastard sent his hat into orbit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:34 PM (VwHCD)

111 Now, about your car's extended warranty...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (I2/tG)

My new favorite scam is the numerous letters I get offering to refinance my parents' college loans.

My father has been dead for five years, and never owed anything, and my mom is 90, and never owed anything.

I am tempted to pursue it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2021 09:34 PM (Q9lwr)

112 -So she's got pain meds, and needs to take it easy for a a week or so.

any Ivermectin?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:34 PM (bTQ72)

113 look behind Sooper Genius... the guys in dark robes are watching him fuck around with the bang stick, one even steps out for a better look, and appears to be recording the event.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 24, 2021 09:35 PM (TxQUe)

114 Shut up, Sandy.

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at September 24, 2021 09:35 PM (8u/ei)

115 it's actually sung by a Swedish group.
I thought you might enjoy the whole thing.
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Adults like this?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (U9XSa)

Well...Swedes I'm guessing.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:35 PM (1Yy3c)

116 AFAIK, nobody has yet attached a bayonet to a longbow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:35 PM (VxC1e)

117 Schools should separate into boys and girls classes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (ybIRR)

118 107
So she's got pain meds, and needs to take it easy for a a week or so.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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Which meds?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (1vynn)

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Carprofen

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (CAJOC)

119 I hated those pieces of miserable shit pipe guns in that game. Oh looky a super mutant, and you got a frigging zip gun.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:28 PM (VwHCD)

The build your own theme of 4 was interesting. Fits the post apocalyptic idea, but also kind of took away from the Fallout feel in some way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (csEWM)

120 it's actually sung by a Swedish group.
I thought you might enjoy the whole thing.
------------

Adults like this?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2021 09:33 PM (U9XSa)

I won't watch anime because the cartoons are so ugly-weird.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (FhsXW)

121 me thiinks the guy who chopped up the M1Garande is a dumbass
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:25 PM (bTQ72)

I'm guessing he took an already butchered-up parts rifle to do that stunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:31 PM (FhsXW)
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i'm still praying it is just a photoshop...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (TxQUe)

122
Wonderful top down driving weather

Iverfahrvermectinugen

Posted by: Miklos, with NO FUNDING from Bayer AG at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

123 ABBA?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:37 PM (csEWM)

124 Schools should separate into boys and girls classes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (ybIRR)

We can't even do bathrooms.

Posted by: I mean at September 24, 2021 09:37 PM (/n551)

125 The musical interlude was strangely compelling.

Posted by: DavidD at September 24, 2021 09:37 PM (ZZyvS)

126 This here is the most achingly saddest song you're likely to hear and you won't understand a single word.

https://youtu.be/64Hilbd_jMg

No, seriously. You'll feel it down to your bones.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:37 PM (1Yy3c)

127 Rollerball really is great. It's one guy defying the system. But you know they'll knock him off in the end.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (YynYJ)

128 117 Schools should separate into boys and girls classes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (ybIRR)

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And then there should be no girls' classes.

Posted by: The Tolley-bohn at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)

129 The build your own theme of 4 was interesting. Fits the post apocalyptic idea, but also kind of took away from the Fallout feel in some way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (csEWM)
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You could build some ridiculously overpowered weapons in that game. Could be fun, but also tends to make the game a bit boring after a certain point because you can take down super mutant behemoths with a couple of well-placed shots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (K5n5d)

130 Carprofen
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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Okay. I try to stay up with pain meds for dogs. Always an issue with aging animals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (8u/ei)

131 Carprofen
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (CAJOC)

Now, she'll be chasing cars, and pull another muscle. should have opted for the slothprofen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (FhsXW)

132 I am tempted to pursue it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Oh no

Posted by: Pursued Bursar with bursitis at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

133 I ordered something from Amazon today, and they had a delivery option I hadn't seen before - Overnight Delivery. According to Amazon, my order is going to arrive sometime between 4:00 AM and 8:00 AM tomorrow morning.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (CAJOC)

134 I am tempted to pursue it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Sometimes, with just the right amount of alcohol, screwing with scammers is just priceless.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)

135 Adults like this?

Swedes, I guess. And weebs. When you're mining the meme community you're usually dealing with Gen Z.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 24, 2021 09:39 PM (OBfBn)

136 I am tempted to pursue it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



If you say they are gender studies majors the financing is guaranteed

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:39 PM (K3ZCc)

137 Here's a companion video to the "How not to handle a gun" link.

https://youtu.be/yXtdxh58zNE

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2021 09:39 PM (Q9lwr)

138 Speaking of anime and music...

Bubblegum Crisis - Tonight, A Hurricane

https://youtu.be/N0thAIvSCSI

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (1Yy3c)

139 'This makes me ill': Critics react to The View's Sara Haines revealing she barters SEX with her husband if he puts their three kids to bed - calling it 'disgusting' and 'prostitution'

ummmm, critics are defined as people who never get horny?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (bTQ72)

140 (Correct thread) The maddening thing about the Swedish version of "Carameldansen" is that it vaguely sounds like muffled English, and my brain keeps trying to figure out what's being said. It's like living with a malfunctioning Universal Translator in your head.

Posted by: Geoff Shotts at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (5UVB+)

141 I ordered something from Amazon today, and they had a delivery option I hadn't seen before - Overnight Delivery. According to Amazon, my order is going to arrive sometime between 4:00 AM and 8:00 AM tomorrow morning.
Posted by: N


who orders hookrs with the off hour discount?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (K3ZCc)

142 Hola Senorita Estabanera
Posted by: One Stabanera, Guajira One Stabanera

Hola, Seņor, ees that your espada or are you just un poco loco?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (oEn12)

143 i'm still praying it is just a photoshop...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (TxQUe)


It just looks like the stock, I don't think any metal got hurt. Probably had a clapped-out or cracked stock and figured he'd get a troll post out of it before throwing it away.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (P4LRL)

144 . When you're mining the meme community you're usually dealing with Gen Z.
Posted by: Weirddave

Umm--wat duz Z mean?

Like, make it RELEVANT

Posted by: Whatever the next generation will be call, like people reproduce once every 23 yeara at September 24, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

145
What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)

146 I hated those pieces of miserable shit pipe guns in that game. Oh looky a super mutant, and you got a frigging zip gun.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:28 PM (VwHCD)

The build your own theme of 4 was interesting. Fits the post apocalyptic idea, but also kind of took away from the Fallout feel in some way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 09:36 PM (csEWM)

Yeah in some ways, but I built some sick guns in fallout 4. Building too, holy shit I went nuts. I grabbed every set of power armor I could find, then built a huge ass 2 story building to house them, and I had them lined up in 3 or 4 rows like terracotta soldiers on the first floor, and the top floor was a weapons room. Fully lit, apartment attached to the back, signs, posters, neon signs, real man cave shit. That was a killer game.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

147 141 I ordered something from Amazon today, and they had a delivery option I hadn't seen before - Overnight Delivery. According to Amazon, my order is going to arrive sometime between 4:00 AM and 8:00 AM tomorrow morning.
Posted by: N


who orders hookrs with the off hour discount?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (K3ZCc)

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Don't judge

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2021 09:43 PM (CAJOC)

148 139 'This makes me ill': Critics react to The View's Sara Haines revealing she barters SEX with her husband if he puts their three kids to bed - calling it 'disgusting' and 'prostitution'


==

From the husband's pov it could be extortion

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 09:43 PM (oEn12)

149 An]/i]d then comes back.

https://stoatnet.org/doublechonkers.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:19 PM (P4LRL)

The cat came back the very next day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 09:43 PM (VSn/R)

150 'This makes me ill': Critics react to The View's Sara Haines revealing she barters SEX with her husband if he puts their three kids to bed - calling it 'disgusting' and 'prostitution'

ummmm, critics are defined as people who never get horny?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:40 PM (bTQ72)

King Biscuit Boy has a word to say on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrWUIerfdPg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:44 PM (FhsXW)

151 Here's a companion video to the "How not to handle a gun" link.

https://youtu.be/yXtdxh58zNE
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2021 09:39 PM (Q9lwr)

I'm trying to think of something snarky but I'm failing miserably because we just imported over 100,000 people just like this asshole.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:44 PM (1Yy3c)

152 You could build some ridiculously overpowered weapons in that game. Could be fun, but also tends to make the game a bit boring after a certain point because you can take down super mutant behemoths with a couple of well-placed shots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:38 PM (K5n5d)

Mofo come running at me swinging a fire hydrant you bet your ass I'm going to drop him with highly modded .50 caliber sniper. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:44 PM (VwHCD)

153 I grabbed every set of power armor I could find, then built a huge ass 2 story building to house them, and I had them lined up in 3 or 4 rows like terracotta soldiers on the first floor, and the top floor was a weapons room. Fully lit, apartment attached to the back, signs, posters, neon signs, real man cave shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:42 PM (VwHCD)


"...I used to play Fallout in there sometimes, too."

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:44 PM (P4LRL)

154 Amazon is gonna have to work to keep up with Walmart. I had a pickup order today. You tell the app when you leave and when you park for pickup. She was at my car before I could put in the space number! The items they ship show up on schedule. They've improved a lot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 24, 2021 09:44 PM (YynYJ)

155 'This makes me ill': Critics react to The View's Sara Haines revealing she barters SEX with her husband if he puts their three kids to bed


in fairness, sex is much more transactinal with women than it is with men.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 09:44 PM (K3ZCc)

156 Hola, Señor, ees that your espada or are you just un poco loco?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby

S'allright

Posted by: Señor Miklos Wences at September 24, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

157 What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)

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Gone With The Wind?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:45 PM (VxC1e)

158 @121 i'm still praying it is just a photoshop...

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This is my guess. I suspect a troll posted that.

Posted by: junior at September 24, 2021 09:45 PM (PTw5h)

159 Here's a companion video to the "How not to handle a gun" link.

Tough guy. I mean, he's an utter imbecile, but tough.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 24, 2021 09:45 PM (OBfBn)

160 Yeah in some ways, but I built some sick guns in fallout 4. Building too, holy shit I went nuts. I grabbed every set of power armor I could find, then built a huge ass 2 story building to house them, and I had them lined up in 3 or 4 rows like terracotta soldiers on the first floor, and the top floor was a weapons room. Fully lit, apartment attached to the back, signs, posters, neon signs, real man cave shit. That was a killer game.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:42 PM (VwHCD)
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Now THAT's how you play Fallout 4! Even One Baw McGraw can't top that....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEryFmkj4Tc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:46 PM (K5n5d)

161 That teacher in the "Didn't Go as Planned" piece reminded me of teacher Ron Jones years ago and his "Third Wave" classroom experiment.

https://tinyurl.com/eceuvhx8

Posted by: MW at September 24, 2021 09:46 PM (u33s0)

162 Lysistrata withheld sex until the Peloponnesian War ended.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:46 PM (VxC1e)

163 What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?

Freejack?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2021 09:46 PM (QU5/8)

164 What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)

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Gone With The Wind?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:45 PM (VxC1e)

Metropolis?

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:47 PM (1Yy3c)

165 Yikes!
This place fills up DAMN fast!
Hi to all and everyone everyone!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2021 09:47 PM (UY/aS)

166 What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)

Gone With The Wind?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:45 PM (VxC1e)

Metropolis?
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:47 PM (1Yy3c)


Joan Collins?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:48 PM (P4LRL)

167 I squeak when I walk.

Posted by: Sara Haines at September 24, 2021 09:48 PM (Xrfse)

168 i'm still praying it is just a photoshop...



The human image is HARAM

Posted by: Amidullah, and trade Extensive Welfare benefits for the women at September 24, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

169 Freejack?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2021 09:46 PM (QU5/

Yep. It was based on Immortality, Inc. by Robert Sheckley

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:49 PM (K5n5d)

170 What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?

Freejack?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2021 09:46 PM (QU5/



Yep! The IMDB only gives it a 5.4/10 but I enjoyed it back in the day...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2021 09:49 PM (ZSK0i)

171 Here's a companion video to the "How not to handle a gun" link.

Tough guy. I mean, he's an utter imbecile, but tough.
Posted by: Weirddave

You gotta hand it to him. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2021 09:49 PM (mD/uy)

172 This place fills up DAMN fast!
Hi to all and everyone everyone!
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Happens when there's an open bar.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:49 PM (r1z5A)

173 Test

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (Qvf3r)

174 Anyway...nazis built highways. America built highways. Ergo, America is nazi.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:23 PM (1Yy3c)
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Naaaa bra.
Nazis built autobahns. Americans built Freeways. Cause 'Merica!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (axyOa)

175 AFAIK, nobody has yet attached a bayonet to a longbow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:35 PM (VxC1e)


YET!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (VSn/R)

176 This place fills up DAMN fast!

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Nope, the Plains States still have plenty of room for New Americans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)

177 I'm trying to think of something snarky but I'm failing miserably because we just imported over 100,000 people just like this asshole.
Posted by: Robert -

It's ok. I will shoot those dress wearing, goat fucking Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers first.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

178 Test
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Warble tone doesn't seem to be working.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)

179 Good evening all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2021 09:52 PM (RrtlF)

180 Happens when there's an open bar.
Posted by: Some Rat


That's only for the Platinum VIP Morons.

Posted by: Miklos, drinking a 40 out in the parking lot, like usual at September 24, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

181 Billie Jack > Freejack

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (axyOa)

182 Hesco L210 plates are 20% off at T-Rex Arms.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (P4LRL)

183 175 AFAIK, nobody has yet attached a bayonet to a longbow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:35 PM (VxC1e)

YET!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (VSn/R)

I do believe there are some rather "spikey" bows.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

184 Naaaa bra.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (axyOa)

For the last time I am *not* a woman's undergarment!

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (1Yy3c)

185 Good evening all.
Posted by: Muad'dib

I read that in a syrupy sweet voice.

Posted by: Miklos, stocking up with Aunt Jemima at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

186 I'm surprised ace didn't link this

NY POST: Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo
(NSFW)

https://tinyurl.com/4e4hfvcw

My question is - are those gorillas both male?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (oEn12)

187 Got my laundry in off the line, all nice and dry. So nice and warm today, I wore cutoff shorts while rebuilding a cylinder head on a bench outdoors. One head down, one to go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (FhsXW)

188 Nope, the Plains States still have plenty of room for New Americans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Wonder how many harnessed together would it take to pull a plow?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (r1z5A)

189 Did I miss "first"??

Posted by: mindful webworker - fashionably late to the party at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (xDJJe)

190 I'm guessing he took an already butchered-up parts rifle to do that stunt.

Doesn't look like he cut any metal so maybe he just cut off a busted stock. I'm not quite convinced that it isn't a troll in the vein of last night's Magic the Gathering card troll.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (nfrXX)

191 >
185 Good evening all.
Posted by: Muad'dib

I read that in a syrupy sweet voice.
Posted by: Miklos, stocking up with Aunt Jemima at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)



....on French Toast

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (RrtlF)

192 Now THAT's how you play Fallout 4! Even One Baw McGraw can't top that....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEryFmkj4Tc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 09:46 PM (K5n5d)

You should have seen my settlements. All the chicks had camo pants and suspenders/raider harness. All of them. It started because some of the armor/clothes combos didn't work unless you had the right clothes. I gave a dude some armor and *poof* next thing I know he was standing there in his fucking underwear wearing the armor. I said uh no, this ain't happening. I was able to work it out where the chicks got the boob harnesses and leg and arms armor, and the dudes got the chest armor.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (VwHCD)

193 184 Naaaa bra.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (axyOa)

For the last time I am *not* a woman's undergarment!

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (1Yy3c)

I believe he may be asking the ladies to do without

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (ynpvh)

194 I wore cutoff shorts while rebuilding a cylinder head on a bench outdoors.

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What about footwear?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (VxC1e)

195 Maud'dib!
Good evening, good sir!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (U2p+3)

196 Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo

That's hot. There must be a newsletter.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Xrfse)

197 I do believe there are some rather "spikey" bows.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

Every bow has a built-in garotte.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (FhsXW)

198 Kraftwerk built the Autobahn.

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (taPSh)

199 Nope, the Plains States still have plenty of room for New Americans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)


Ahem:
"the formerly conservative Plains States still have plenty of room for New Americans."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (VSn/R)

200 Hi Nurse!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2021 09:56 PM (RrtlF)

201

Gutfeld! coming up...


https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2021 09:56 PM (In4ZS)

202 Re: Sean Hannity in the sidebar

There's basically three types of conservatives. Those who do it based on moral or religious grounds, those who do it based on fiscal or functional grounds, and those who do it because it's a team sport.

Hannity is door number three.

Posted by: CppThis at September 24, 2021 09:56 PM (UewuT)

203
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2021 09:56 PM (DUIap)

204 Got my laundry in off the line, all nice and dry. So nice and warm today, I wore cutoff shorts while rebuilding a cylinder head on a bench outdoors. One head down, one to go.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (FhsXW),

cant decide if this is a country western song or an opening for a joke?I

Im thinkin' jorts and a little head?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 09:56 PM (axyOa)

205 What about footwear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (VxC1e)

Just my usual worn-out loafers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:56 PM (FhsXW)

206 My question is - are those gorillas both male

Exhibitionist gay gorilla mouthlove. Thanks for nothing, modern world.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (QU5/8)

207 172
OPEN BAR! I'm so there! See v'all.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (UY/aS)

208 Posted by: specialkayel at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (fNqfQ)
We bought the liquid online through Tractor Supply, and just placed an order for the tablets and HCQ through a pharmacy found on the FLCCC website-River Pharmacy out of Canada. It'll take a few weeks to arrive, so TS may be your best option.

Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (PgM6e)

209 willchoose: freejack

Posted by: madtom at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (go+84)

210 Hannity is door number three.
Posted by: CppThis at September 24, 2021 09:56 PM (UewuT)

---------

Yes. He gets a red shirt with a number on the back.

Posted by: Karl Rove at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (VxC1e)

211 Wonder how many harnessed together would it take to pull a plow?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (r1z5A)

Excavation duty at the Dignity Canal > Plow duty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (Qvf3r)

212 I'm surprised ace didn't link this

NY POST: Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo
(NSFW)

https://tinyurl.com/4e4hfvcw

My question is - are those gorillas both male?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 09:54 PM (oEn12)

Monkeys are generous enough to put on a show you'd think a few of the onlookers would be decent enough to throw a few twenties their way.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:58 PM (1Yy3c)

213 I love a good pair of loafers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 09:58 PM (VxC1e)

214 Glad that part worked out. Get a prescription, or the ivermectin? Also, you imply that the 'conference' may have had a foreign accent?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 09:30 PM (CTJwJ)


Sounded African, but that wasn't the third-world aspect. The problem was her grasp of English and the protocol and the computer system.

I also kinda wonder if we need to keep an eye out for unauthorized charges on our credit card now.

When setting the appointment time, there is no indication that the time zone is eastern. We didn't think to check until after we missed the earliest appointment. But they made sure we both got our meds.

She was apparently referring to the i-mask protocol, but she only prescribed a half dose for a person actively sick. I could not make her understand. However, that would have doubled our $500 outlay for the meds. The 0.2 mg/kg dose she used is what frontline doctors used to prescribe at the beginning and they still had good success with it. It's just that they've found the higher dose works even better.

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2021 09:58 PM (6RgRK)

215 I wore cutoff shorts while rebuilding a cylinder head on a bench outdoors.

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What about footwear?
Posted by: Cicero

He's saving up to replace the Crocs before Winter.

Posted by: Miklos, will donate if needed at September 24, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

216 Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo

That's hot. There must be a newsletter.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 24, 2021 09:55 PM (Xrfse)

"When does a 400-pound gorilla get a beejer?" Whenever he damned well wants one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 09:59 PM (FhsXW)

217 > What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?

Blade Runner?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2021 09:59 PM (BFigT)

218 I love a good pair of loafers.
Posted by: Cicero

Me too!

Posted by: Zombie Earl Butz at September 24, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)

219 >
He's saving up to replace the Crocs before Winter.
Posted by: Miklos, will donate if needed at September 24, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)



Garett will take those crocs

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2021 09:59 PM (RrtlF)

220 Kraftwerk built the Autobahn.
Posted by: klaftern

Not to mention the Trans-Europ-Express

Posted by: Miklos von Dietersprocket at September 24, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

221 Could be a McKendree Spring tune in there somewhere.

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2021 10:00 PM (taPSh)

222 It's ok. I will shoot those dress wearing, goat fucking Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers first.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)


I knew there was something about you I really liked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 10:01 PM (VSn/R)

223 220 Kraftwerk built the Autobahn.
Posted by: klaftern

Not to mention the Trans-Europ-Express
Posted by: Miklos von Dietersprocket at September 24, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

and then they had fun fun fun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 10:01 PM (WmVfO)

224 Garett will take those crocs
Posted by: Muad'dib

If they are Fabulous, he will have to Jello-rassle Ace

Posted by: Miklos imagines the Steve Inman Color Commentary at September 24, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

225 Monkeys are generous enough to put on a show you'd think a few of the onlookers would be decent enough to throw a few twenties their way.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:58 PM (1Yy3c)


SO, same as in town?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 10:03 PM (VSn/R)

226 >If they are Fabulous, he will have to Jello-rassle Ace
Posted by: Miklos imagines the Steve Inman Color Commentary at September 24, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)


I'm gonna have nightmares now...

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2021 10:03 PM (RrtlF)

227 just placed an order for the tablets and HCQ through a pharmacy found on the FLCCC website-River Pharmacy out of Canada. It'll take a few weeks to arrive, so TS may be your best option.
Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (PgM6e)


That's a much better price than I paid. Around here it's $6-8 per 3 mg tab.

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2021 10:03 PM (6RgRK)

228 Nope, the Plains States still have plenty of room for New Americans.

I recall that after Kevin Costner made his fantasy epic, "Dances With Wolves", he suggested that the Dakotas be given back to the Indians.

"After all, nobody lives there. Not really."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:04 PM (I2/tG)

229 NY POST: Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo

Never should have let Gilda Radner talk dirty to the animals.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 24, 2021 10:04 PM (SchxB)

230 tractor supply didn't have the injectable solution last I checked, just horse paste.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 10:04 PM (oEn12)

231 "After all, nobody lives there. Not really."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:04 PM (I2/tG)

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Much like the Ukraine.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at September 24, 2021 10:05 PM (VxC1e)

232 I'm gonna have nightmares now...
Posted by: Muad'dib


Sweet dreams for some of us!

Posted by: Donny Lemon at September 24, 2021 10:06 PM (r1z5A)

233 There's basically three types of conservatives. Those who do it based on moral or religious grounds, those who do it based on fiscal or functional grounds, and those who do it because it's a team sport.I


For some reason I'm reminded of a joke my daughter told me years ago that ended with:
There are three kinds of turds in this world.
Mustard, Custard, and you you big poopoo.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 10:06 PM (axyOa)

234 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:06 PM (s4dNo)

235 >>> 182 Hesco L210 plates are 20% off at T-Rex Arms.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (P4LRL)

*tries to think of a pun, fails*

Do they offer stubby little arms too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 10:07 PM (ACi07)

236 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Which cap?

Posted by: Downtown Miklos Brown at September 24, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

237 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) 

Heartless bastard I am, I'm still laughing at that.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 24, 2021 10:08 PM (nfBgZ)

238 >>> If the dog had taken the Oregon Trail, he would have died of dysentery.

Posted by: Oldcat

It probably followed the trail of the Donner party, and found plenty of tasty bones to chew on.

Posted by: Fou Troll at September 24, 2021 10:08 PM (HLwmB)

239 recall that after Kevin Costner made his fantasy epic, "Dances With Wolves", he suggested that the Dakotas be given back to the Indians.

"After all, nobody lives there. Not really."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:04 PM (

Typical lefty wanting to give something away that isn't his. Also, good to see you back. Any new Portland dirt you can share?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2021 10:08 PM (68WvR)

240 Hesco L210 plates are 20% off at T-Rex Arms.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 09:53 PM (P4LRL)

*tries to think of a pun, fails*

Do they offer stubby little arms too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 10:07 PM (ACi07),


T Rex hates pushup contests.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 10:09 PM (axyOa)

241 What was the movie with Mick Jagger where corporations ran everything?


Freejack.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:09 PM (s4dNo)

242 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:06 PM (s4dNo)

"I can't believe I'm losing to this guy."

Jon Lovitz

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 10:09 PM (1Yy3c)

243 That's a much better price than I paid. Around here it's $6-8 per 3 mg tab.

I was surprised it was so low-I looked at Dr. Immanuel's site, and it's $80 for HCQ 50 tab 1 and $350 Ivermectin 50 tab!


Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 10:09 PM (PgM6e)

244 pretty sur3e i forgot, so Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (TxQUe)

245 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Good news/bad news:

The bad news is he's got a splitting headache
The good news is it didn't last long.

Posted by: Zombie Earl Butz at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (mD/uy)

246 Grampa, I don't wanna go to the zoo.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (Xrfse)

247 Off, stinking sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (mD/uy)

248 There's basically three types of conservatives. Those who do it based on moral or religious grounds, those who do it based on fiscal or functional grounds, and those who do it because it's a team sport.


This taxonomy fails to account for Flat Out Stubborn as a Cement Mule.

Posted by: Of which there are examples, Miklos Included at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

249 >>> 126 This here is the most achingly saddest song you're likely to hear and you won't understand a single word.

https://youtu.be/64Hilbd_jMg

No, seriously. You'll feel it down to your bones.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 24, 2021 09:37 PM (1Yy3c)

Finnish folk peeps.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (ACi07)

250 It's ok. I will shoot those dress wearing, goat fucking Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers first.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

I knew there was something about you I really liked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2021 10:01 PM (VSn/R)

Mildly arousing, ain't it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (VwHCD)

251 No comments on the Arizona audit? Was it a bust? I can't find anything.

Posted by: AnnaS at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (l4l/z)

252 Grampa, I don't wanna go to the zoo.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (Xrfse)

hey, you can pet the wounded goat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)

253 Heartless bastard I am, I'm still laughing at that.
Posted by: Crom's Tankard

It looked like part of a 3 stooges skit

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 10:11 PM (oEn12)

254 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:06 PM (s4dNo)

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 10:12 PM (FhsXW)

255 T Rex hates pushup contests.
Posted by: Diogenes


Always seems to degenerate into the bitey, bitey contest.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)

256 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:06 PM (s4dNo)

Right? it's like no dude, you can't send it back to allah by airmail. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2021 10:12 PM (VwHCD)

257 I just want a pony. Is that asking too much?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at September 24, 2021 10:12 PM (Xrfse)

258 pretty sur3e i forgot, so Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4


Thirst?

First?

Dare he?

He durst!

Posted by: Oxford Medieval English Miklosian Dictionary at September 24, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

259 Grampa, I don't wanna go to the zoo.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (Xrfse)

hey, you can pet the wounded goat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

On the subject of goatfuckers, I first read that as "peg the wounded goat".

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 24, 2021 10:13 PM (nfBgZ)

260 Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at September 24, 2021 10:13 PM (VxC1e)

261 Here's a companion video to the "How not to handle a gun" link.

https://youtu.be/yXtdxh58zNE
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2021 09:39 PM (Q9lwr)



He won't give anyone the finger with that hand again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:14 PM (s4dNo)

262 No comments on the Arizona audit? Was it a bust? I can't find anything.
Posted by: AnnaS at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (l4l/z)

Well. Yeah. Like a fart in a windstorm, I reckon. Partly why I treat these BIG NEWS FLASHES with mild disinterest at best.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

263 On the subject of goatfuckers, I first read that as "peg the wounded goat".
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 24, 2021 10:13 PM (nfBgZ)

Well, they don't run as fast as the others.

Posted by: Achmed, at Tech Support at September 24, 2021 10:15 PM (FhsXW)

264 Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 10:12 PM (FhsXW)



I would have expected more brain matter fountaining but okay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:15 PM (s4dNo)

265 255 T Rex hates pushup contests.
Posted by: Diogenes

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Also, archery is right out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 10:15 PM (VxC1e)

266 >>> 262 No comments on the Arizona audit? Was it a bust? I can't find anything.
Posted by: AnnaS at September 24, 2021 10:10 PM (l4l/z)

Well. Yeah. Like a fart in a windstorm, I reckon. Partly why I treat these BIG NEWS FLASHES with mild disinterest at best.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

Biden won by an even larger margin than previously reported.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at September 24, 2021 10:16 PM (ACi07)

267 I don't know how other states operate, but in Colorado there is no guarantee that a pharmacy will fill a Covid prescription. They all received a letter that any insurance payments made for (non-FDA-approved) early Covid treatments will have to be paid back. We found a pharmacist who thinks it's up to the patient and doctor and he gets around the ban on Ivermectin by just not involving insurance claims.

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2021 10:16 PM (6RgRK)

268 On the subject of goatfuckers, I first read that as "peg the wounded goat".
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 24, 2021 10:13 PM (nfBgZ)

I'll allow it. and LOL!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)

269 @251 No comments on the Arizona audit? Was it a bust? I can't find anything.

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PJ Media has an article up about the leaked version of the report.

Basically - not the final version of the report, the media focuses on the fact that the hand recount doesn't appear to have changed much, the rest of the report notes a very large number of flawed votes - more than five times Biden's margin of victory. And stuff that shouldn't have been erased that might have shed light on what happened got erased.


There was some discussion about it in the comments here, earlier, too.

Posted by: junior at September 24, 2021 10:16 PM (PTw5h)

270 On the subject of goatfuckers, I first read that as "peg the wounded goat".
Posted by: Crom's Tankard

Inshallah!

Posted by: One legged Achmed at September 24, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

271 There's basically three types of conservatives. Those who do it based on moral or religious grounds, those who do it based on fiscal or functional grounds, and those who do it because it's a team sport.

Help me out here. I tend to gravitate towards individuals policies and concepts that promote human flourishing - strongly considering second and third order effects.

Is that even a conservative ideal? If so, what box does that fit in to?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 24, 2021 10:18 PM (+LCoQ)

272 I said on Insty:
When you think of Bond, you think of gambling, drinking, smoking, sleeping with strange women, ahead of the action and fighting. Bond is a litany of vice, and if you don't know that, then you don't know the character.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 10:18 PM (ybIRR)

273 Wednesday I ordered a Thing at another place, which had previously been available at one place but now shows as no longer sold by one place, and I was going to order 2 or maybe 3 from another place, but the website would only allow 1.

Today I received an email saying another place couldn't fill the order so they cancelled it.

Thanks, Just in Time Inventory Stan's 'Tards!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 10:20 PM (ACi07)

274 Help me out here. I tend to gravitate towards individuals policies and concepts that promote human flourishing - strongly considering second and third order effects.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 24, 2021 10:18 PM (+LCoQ)


I like that about you.

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2021 10:21 PM (6RgRK)

275 Biden won by an even larger margin than previously reported.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems


Yes! We're going to do an investigation! (whispers to Dominion) How much time will you need to clean up the fraud? Two months. And we're gonna start the process in two months!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)

276 Posted by: BourbonChicken


"Peaceful citizens can sleep quietly in their beds, because James Bond is willing to do do violence on their behalf, and also get the super hot chicks in casinos and stuff"

Posted by: attributed to Miklos at September 24, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

277 Help me out here. I tend to gravitate towards individuals policies and concepts that promote human flourishing - strongly considering second and third order effects.

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Sorry. The Big Tent isn't that big.

Posted by: Karl Rove at September 24, 2021 10:23 PM (VxC1e)

278 The cap on the Inshallah guy flying up is the best part.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:06 PM (s4dNo)

Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 10:12 PM (FhsXW)

It was interesting to see if his hat or his butt hit the ground first.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 10:24 PM (axyOa)

279 Help me out here. I tend to gravitate towards individuals policies and concepts that promote human flourishing - strongly considering second and third order effects.

Is that even a conservative ideal? If so, what box does that fit in to?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 24, 2021 10:18 PM (+LCoQ)

Liberty. Real liberty means tending to your home while finding like-minded people to help your small community defend that liberty. Government is so readily corrupted. That is precisely why our Founders called our republic an experiment. They were wise, and did all they could to tell us in later years how to fight that. But, the fucking leftists also read those words and did all they could to counteract this notion of Liberty. Almost from the get-go.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)

280 Oscar-winning actor Denzel Washington told a crowd at a Christian men's conference on Saturday to pray daily, "listen to God," and remember that "strength and leadership" are "God's gift to us."

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:26 PM (PZBsS)

281 Also, good to see you back. Any new Portland dirt you can share?

Portland Antifa is pretty moribund - they have descended into backbiting, depression, and bickering (along with constant begging for money online). Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

The Democrats don't need them anymore, you see.

Antifa and the rest of the Portland hard-left are busy trying to recall Mayor Wheeler (the recall effort started three days after he was reelected). Recall petition signatures are due in less than two weeks, and I think they have less than a third of the needed signatures.

They just don't understand how this could be happening - since they hate Wheeler, it's self-evident that everyone in Portland wants to replace Wheeler with a Leftist loon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:26 PM (I2/tG)

282 James Bond is male fantasy, pure and simple. Or at least he used to be--I tuned out in the mid 2000s when they decided to turn him into a bitchy edgelord.

Posted by: CppThis at September 24, 2021 10:27 PM (UewuT)

283 Looks like I'm late (again).

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2021 10:28 PM (Kab4E)

284 Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:26 PM (PZBsS)

Denzel Washington is a good man. Book of Eli. I love that movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)

285 Portland Antifa is pretty moribund - they have descended into backbiting, depression, and bickering (along with constant begging for money online). Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

The Democrats don't need them anymore, you see.


So essentially Summer is over.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 10:28 PM (axyOa)

286 I'm a T-rex conservative. Even the simplest shit is beyond my grasp, if there's a God I'll be killed by a fucking meteor, and no one will mourn my passing.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 24, 2021 10:29 PM (QU5/8)

287 I'm a T-rex conservative. Even the simplest shit is beyond my grasp, if there's a God I'll be killed by a fucking meteor, and no one will mourn my passing.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 24, 2021 10:29 PM



*SNORT*

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2021 10:30 PM (1ePbN)

288 ..I would have expected more brain matter fountaining but okay. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 10:15 PM (s4dNo)


Minimal brain matter, minimal fountaining. The echo effect must've been impressive, though.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2021 10:31 PM (QzJWU)

289 239 recall that after Kevin Costner made his fantasy epic, "Dances With Wolves", he suggested that the Dakotas be given back to the Indians.

"After all, nobody lives there. Not really."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:04 PM (

Typical lefty wanting to give something away that isn't his. Also, good to see you back. Any new Portland dirt you can share?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2021 10:08 PM (68WvR)

I seem to remember that the Sioux actually kicked another tribe out of the dakatos about 80 yrs before we came in.

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2021 10:31 PM (Kab4E)

290 Those peoples on horses on the border our disguztering and probably hered by Trump. Trump needs to explainate why be tese is happeniribg. Once again Trump is be punieahering peeplez ofcoller.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 24, 2021 10:31 PM (6QJnV)

291 251 No comments on the Arizona audit? Was it a bust? I can't find anything.
--------------------------

It boils down to this:

Leftists: Biden won by even more votes than before!
Trumpers: But we just proved those votes were fake.
Leftists: THAT'S WHY WE COUNTED AGAIN!
Trumpers: But you're counting demonstrably fake votes.
Leftists: BUT HE HAS EVEN MORE NOW!
Trumpers: More fake votes?
Leftists: RACISTS!!!!!

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 24, 2021 10:31 PM (lNHqD)

292 *tries to think of a pun, fails*

Do they offer stubby little arms too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 10:07 PM (ACi07)


I saw a truck in a parking lot with a T-Rex silhouette decal, only the Rex was holding one of those grabby things on a stick, y'know? And it was a T-Rex grabber. Under the decal, it said "UNSTOPPABLE".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 10:31 PM (P4LRL)

293 Liberty. Real liberty means tending to your home while finding like-minded people to help your small community defend that liberty.

So on the Thomas Paine / Edmund Burke scale, where does that end to lie? Also, w/r/t the two types of liberties: positive vs negative. Or Golden vs Silver rule.

My personal dividing line is based on the premise that there are two basic ideologies regarding humanity: Imago Dei vs Lebensunwerdes Leben. ('life unworthy of life'). If one looks at there neighbor as the image of God (ignoring how utterly corrupt that neighbor may be) they are far less likely to be cruel to them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (+LCoQ)

294 There's basically three types of conservatives. Those who do it based on moral or religious grounds, those who do it based on fiscal or functional grounds, and those who do it because it's a team sport.

What about those of us that just get, let's say cranky, when being ordered around by idiots trying to micromanage stuff they don't understand at all? I have a certain knee jerk oppositional reaction to those that would order me around.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (u1eUk)

295 Oscar-winning actor Denzel Washington told a crowd at a Christian men's conference on Saturday to pray daily, "listen to God," and remember that "strength and leadership" are "God's gift to us."

Breitbart
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:26 PM (PZBsS)


And if you play it backward (or forward) it has a very different message

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (sJHOI)

296 Gateway is saying there was big fraud proven. Is that just BS?

Posted by: AnnaS at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (l4l/z)

297 So essentially Summer is over.

Portland Antifa was pretty moribund this summer as well.

It's weird - as soon as they stopped being useful to the D's, it's almost as if their funding and other support was cut off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

298 296 Gateway is saying there was big fraud proven. Is that just BS?

Posted by: AnnaS at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (l4l/z)

It's GWP...they have been overblowing this for months. Was there fraud though? Yep.

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (Kab4E)

299 Jim!
You still going to Corsicana?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

300 Bond is best portrayed by Roger Moore - a charming bastard with the devil's own luck.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2021 10:33 PM (oEn12)

301 @296 Gateway is saying there was big fraud proven. Is that just BS?

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See my post above. There's a lot of very suspicious ballots, and clear evidence that people were deleting important data that hid info that could have revealed fraud.

Posted by: junior at September 24, 2021 10:35 PM (PTw5h)

302 Bond is best portrayed by Roger Moore - a charming bastard with the devil's own luck.
Posted by:

no, it wa sc by far, rm was good but his movies were basically disco bond

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 10:35 PM (K3ZCc)

303 294 What about those of us that just get, let's say cranky, when being ordered around by idiots trying to micromanage stuff they don't understand at all? I have a certain knee jerk oppositional reaction to those that would order me around.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 24, 2021 10:32 PM (u1eUk)


Functional grounds--you're into it because you know from personal experience and/or historical precedent that the collectivist story ends in tears.

Posted by: CppThis at September 24, 2021 10:37 PM (UewuT)

304 Re:audit. very technical and dry, but basically the hand recounts came close to matching the canvas. This is what everyone is reporting on, saying Biden picked up votes. Less widely discussed is obvious tampering with digital files, with images of tamperers provided to the AG. Also, roughly 5x the amount Biden won by, in fraudulent ballots. It proved the election in Maricopa was anything but secure and frankly it ought to make AZ voters disgusted, and AZ politicians terrified.

Posted by: nmissi@gmail.com at September 24, 2021 10:38 PM (appmN)

305 The Sioux were no less ruthless than any other nation. they arrived late into the high plains, and warred with other nations with far deeper roots in the land.

Interesting footnote. The novel that was the basis for Dances With Woofs had Dunbar living with the Comanche. The Comanche were related to the northern Shoshoni, but had better horses and easier access to meat. And brutal. Read "Empire of the Summer Moon." About Quanah Parker.
So much for the Noble Savage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)

306 appmN did you mean to post your email or should you maybe ask a cob to edit??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 10:39 PM (ACi07)

307 Oklahoma City dad 'brutally beats' pastor after staking out school bus stop and recording him 'inappropriately touching' his 9-year-old son...
--------------

He must have run out of cardio before he could finish the job.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2021 10:39 PM (U9XSa)

308 We bought the liquid online through Tractor Supply, and just placed an order for the tablets and HCQ through a pharmacy found on the FLCCC website-River Pharmacy out of Canada. It'll take a few weeks to arrive, so TS may be your best option.
Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (PgM6e)

Thanks! Really appreciate it! Do things matter what state you are in? I'm hoping my state might be easier that others, but the left is everywhere.

Posted by: specialkayel at September 24, 2021 10:40 PM (fNqfQ)

309 See my post above. There's a lot of very suspicious ballots, and clear evidence that people were deleting important data that hid info that could have revealed fraud.
Posted by: junior at September 24, 2021 10:35 PM (PTw5h)S


There needs to be a massive response. thousands of people in the streets surrounding the capitol and demanding this get fixed. The fear of God needs to be out into every politician, sec of state and director of elections.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 10:40 PM (axyOa)

310 281
I thought Wheeler was a leftist loon. I am now confused more than normal.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 24, 2021 10:41 PM (nHzHV)

311 Portland Antifa was pretty moribund this summer as well.

Antifa has been reduced to trying to disrupt one of a number of Friday flag waves that occur in the suburban county south of Portland.

However, last Friday they discovered that the locale was crawling with suburban cops, who took an intense interest in any registration and safety violations of the cars transporting the Antifa people.

It was an expensive lesson for some Antifa folx - but we can't have unsafe cars driving around the suburbs, can we?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:41 PM (I2/tG)

312 ..Jim! You still going to Corsicana?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 10:33 PM (U2p+3)



Yes'm. Already doing pre-loadout arranging n' such. Christmas in October, it is!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2021 10:42 PM (QzJWU)

313 Wheeler is a leftist loon. He only hates antifa when they go after him and his lefty cronies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

314 I thought Wheeler was a leftist loon. I am now confused more than normal.

In any normal jurisdiction, Wheeler would be considered an ineffectual leftist.

Among the Portland Left, he is the second coming of Adolph Hitler.

The Recall Wheeler people auctioned off some cakes - one of them had an obscenity directed at Wheeler plus a sketch of a guillotine.

It got $220.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2021 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

315 ..Jim! You still going to Corsicana?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 10:33 PM (U2p+3)


Yes'm. Already doing pre-loadout arranging n' such. Christmas in October, it is!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2021 10:42 PM (QzJWU)

I so wish I could be there. Next year for sure. And the CO Morondezvous. Been a pretty tough year for me. Love the Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)

316 Pug.
You are in my prayers.

Peace, sweet man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 10:45 PM (U2p+3)

317 Keep your ear to the ground and pay attention, and also trust your gut. Don't wait for the "go" signal there ain't ever gonna be one. "the pump don't work cuz the vandals took the handle".

You should have laid in a supply of Mr. Ed's Apple Flavored Toothpaste long before the leftist twats had even heard of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2021 10:47 PM (YiAXR)

318 So Ana Navarro and the rest of The View gots the COVIDz?

So much for herd immunity!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2021 10:47 PM (Xwt96)

319 308 Posted by: specialkayel at September 24, 2021 10:40 PM (fNqfQ)

Check the FLCCC website to see if the pharmacy will ship to your state. I'm in deep blue New Yorkistan, so we'll see if my order arrives, or is confiscated by the new governor (worse than the previous, if that's even possible) and her thugs.

Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 10:48 PM (PgM6e)

320 I so wish I could be there. Next year for sure. And the CO Morondezvous. Been a pretty tough year for me. Love the Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___

{{{Pug}}}

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:48 PM (PZBsS)

321 We bought the liquid online through Tractor Supply, and just placed an order for the tablets and HCQ through a pharmacy found on the FLCCC website-River Pharmacy out of Canada. It'll take a few weeks to arrive, so TS may be your best option.
Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 09:57 PM (PgM6e)

Paying by direct check...worries me.

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2021 10:48 PM (Kab4E)

322 45 Those one simple trick ads turn into a 40 minute infomercial. You never find out the trick (AKA scam products) until the end of the video. And you can't fast forward.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (NpAcC)

SPOILER ALLERT!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at September 24, 2021 10:48 PM (tJ/Bo)

323 One must remember how the insane left works--there's no such thing as sufficiently leftist, they'll eagerly tear down any crabs that start going up the bucket.

Posted by: CppThis at September 24, 2021 10:48 PM (UewuT)

324 @313 Wheeler is a leftist loon. He only hates antifa when they go after him and his lefty cronies.

----------

There are different degrees of leftist loons. Wheeler isn't as far left as some of the other people in his city.

Posted by: junior at September 24, 2021 10:49 PM (PTw5h)

325 So Ana Navarro and the rest of The View gots the COVIDz?

So much for herd immunity!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2021 10:47 PM (Xwt96)

they have turd immunity instead.

Posted by: Achmed, at Tech Support at September 24, 2021 10:49 PM (FhsXW)

326 Anybody here doing the 40 Days for Life pro-life vigils? I took part in one on Wednesday. We got a few "honks" of approval from passing cars and one guy rode past on a bike and waved and yelled, "I'm with you!" A young guy. Made me feel hopeful.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at September 24, 2021 10:49 PM (glvsX)

327 You should have laid in a supply of Mr. Ed's Apple Flavored Toothpaste long before the leftist twats had even heard of it.
Posted by: Common Tater
___

Helps when your daughter and g-babies own horses.

They have tubes of the stuff laying about.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:49 PM (PZBsS)

328 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 10:45 PM (U2p+3)

Thank you, so much. Gonna call Mom tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

329 New Pew Poll: Biden lost 18 points in his job approval rating among Blacks in last two months, 16 points among Hispanics, 14 points among Asians. Only 8 points among Whites.

Joe Biden seems to be completing the realignment that Trump started

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 10:52 PM (X5CsJ)

330 Today I received an email saying another place couldn't fill the order so they cancelled it.

Thanks, Just in Time Inventory Stan's 'Tards!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 10:20 PM (ACi07)

Had to call the VA this morning because the weekend is approaching and we don't have Pooky's psych meds yet, despite ordering them eight days ago. Turns out that "USPS isn't great at updating their tracking system" (according to the VA pharmacy) and the meds *should* be here by tomorrow.

I'm praying we don't find out what happens when Pooky goes off his anti-psychotic, anti-depressant and mood stabilizers all at the same time. This could get... ugly. Thanks a lot, USPS!

Posted by: pookysgirl. unhappy taxpayer at September 24, 2021 10:53 PM (XKZwp)

331 {{SMH}}

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)

332 audit - MFM 'nothing to see here, move along' memory holed asap

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 24, 2021 10:54 PM (+I6Y/)

333 Posted by: pookysgirl
___

Prayers up.

Praise be to God, I'm no longer on any meds besides naproxen.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:55 PM (PZBsS)

334 Arizona Audit Report Conclusion - their words, not mine:

"Based on these factual findings, the election should not be certified, and the reported results are not reliable."

Now, whether the Arizona legislature (Senate alone?) will decertify Arizona's eleven electoral votes (and perhaps do something to Senator Kelly who shouldn't be allowed to remain in the Senate due to this), is another question.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 24, 2021 10:57 PM (xxG/v)

335 Does kimchi go with crab cakes?

Because I have both, and am hungry.

Posted by: Honest question from Miklos at September 24, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

336 321
That worried me too, but it's worked out so far. They're really swamped, so it took a few days to get the confirmation. They've been in business since 1921 IIRC. I actually ordered from a different one at first, because I don't like bank transfers, but some of the other pharmacies listed on that site are overseas (one tried to bill me in Yuan), so that's a no-go for me, and I had my credit card co. cancel the order right away.

Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 10:58 PM (PgM6e)

337 Does kimchi go with crab cakes?
___

I like both.

But together? I don't think so.
But you do you.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:58 PM (PZBsS)

338 Now, whether the Arizona legislature (Senate alone?) will decertify Arizona's eleven electoral votes (and perhaps do something to Senator Kelly who shouldn't be allowed to remain in the Senate due to this), is another question.

Ducey's already said there will be no decertification. I guess since he's term limited he doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 24, 2021 11:00 PM (SchxB)

339 I'm going to try again to be banned...

Abba > Zappa

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2021 11:00 PM (5p7BC)

340 But you do you.
Posted by: SMH

I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel

Posted by: Pee Wee Miklos' Big Culinary Adventure at September 24, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

341 Ducey's already said there will be no decertification. I guess since he's term limited he doesn't give a shit.

"doesn't give " or "is"?

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting monocle at September 24, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

342 Praise be to God, I'm no longer on any meds besides naproxen.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 10:55 PM (PZBsS)

The really dumb part of all this is that we live 1.5 hrs from the VA and we were there the day after he put the order in. Of course, it was a for an emergency psych evaluation, so we hadn't *planned* on being there, but we were physically in the building as they were assembling his order. And yet it's taking over eight days to get to us.

Posted by: pookysgirl. unhappy taxpayer at September 24, 2021 11:02 PM (XKZwp)

343 "doesn't give " or "is"?

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 24, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

344
There needs to be a massive response. thousands of people in the streets surrounding the capitol and demanding this get fixed. The fear of God needs to be out into every politician, sec of state and director of elections.
Posted by: Diogenes




the thing is is nobody wants to be bothered. there were stop the steal rallies in every state capitol after the vote, nobody could be bothered to go , not even here.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:04 PM (K3ZCc)

345 >>Does kimchi go with crab cakes?


Like Peanut Butter and Bubblegum.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2021 11:05 PM (nHHZn)

346 lol garrett

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 11:06 PM (PZBsS)

347 Pug
I was fortunate to have been able to attend CO MoMe. I wish you could've been there, but much understanding.
I hope we get to meet next time..it'll be here all too soon.
Very best thoughts to you.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2021 11:08 PM (UY/aS)

348 Have the crab cakes first.
After you eat kimchi, everything tastes like kimchi for a couple hours. (Or anything not up to that spice level.)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2021 11:09 PM (vuisn)

349 I have found the Fusion Solution

A few drops of soy sauce on the crab cakes

Posted by: UmamiMiklos at September 24, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

350 Replacing Biden with Pelosi might be a lateral move political, but we need to talk about it a great deal anyway.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:11 PM (ybIRR)

351 Greetings.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2021 11:12 PM (OU+8W)

352 Replacing Biden with Pelosi might be a lateral move political, but we need to talk about it a great deal anyway.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:11 PM (ybIRR)

One demented retard for another.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 11:14 PM (FhsXW)

353 Caramella Girls, good grief chipmunks on helium.

So here's some MMD
https://youtu.be/5_4TKRgEr9U

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:14 PM (JAANK)

354 remember all the 80s movies set in the future and all the girls had short hair?


welp, that did not happen

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 11:15 PM (bTQ72)

355 BeckoningChasm!

I wish you a kitty. Every day.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

356 >>remember all the 80s movies set in the future and all the girls had short hair?


I'm a sucker for a pixie cut.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2021 11:16 PM (nHHZn)

357 remember all the 80s movies set in the future and all the girls had short hair?


welp, that did not happen
Posted by: w




in fairness we have not bee to the future, so they might

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:17 PM (K3ZCc)

358 One demented retard for another.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

paste or ice cream

or paste flavoured ice cream

Posted by: UniPartyMiklos at September 24, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

359 Hi BC.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2021 11:18 PM (a4EWo)

360 I'm a sucker for a pixie cut.
Posted by: garrett

Those ain't Crocs, mate

Posted by: Croc Hunter Pixey Dundee at September 24, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

361 The presidency ain't worth more than a bucket of warm paste.

Posted by: Joetato at September 24, 2021 11:21 PM (ci5u/)

362 paste or ice cream

or paste flavoured ice cream
Posted by: UniPartyMiklos at September 24, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)


Plate of ice cream.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 24, 2021 11:21 PM (P4LRL)

363 Plate of ice cream.
Posted by: hogmartin


Now see?

Posted by: A Repo-Miklos Man is always intense at September 24, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

364 was at a site that offers holsters, specializing in cc, they have a swag tab for the stickers, shirts, hats and sutff.

is it me or is having swag from some cc mfr everywhere you go stupid?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:24 PM (K3ZCc)

365 time to grill dinner before it gets any later...

BIAB!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 24, 2021 11:25 PM (TxQUe)

366 302 Bond is best portrayed by Roger Moore - a charming bastard with the devil's own luck.
Posted by:

no, it wa sc by far, rm was good but his movies were basically disco bond

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 10:35 PM (K3ZCc)

Hey, the one with Jane Seymour was before disco.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:25 PM (ynpvh)

367 Communism is into the hundreds of millions killed

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 11:26 PM (2JoB8)

368 BIAB!
Posted by: redc1c4


Didn't the Jetsons have the Uni-BIAB?

Posted by: Miklosian recollections from a previous millennium, in Human Time at September 24, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

369 Hey, the one with Jane Seymour was before disco.
Posted by: jim

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:26 PM (K3ZCc)

370 305 The Sioux were no less ruthless than any other nation. they arrived late into the high plains, and warred with other nations with far deeper roots in the land.

Interesting footnote. The novel that was the basis for Dances With Woofs had Dunbar living with the Comanche. The Comanche were related to the northern Shoshoni, but had better horses and easier access to meat. And brutal. Read "Empire of the Summer Moon." About Quanah Parker.
So much for the Noble Savage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)

The problem with any people is that they're human, with all the lust, deceit, greed, and violence that comes with being human.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

371 Communism is into the hundreds of millions killed
Posted by: Skip

A good start, comrade

Posted by: the Commies at September 24, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

372 Mama always told me life is like a jar of paste. You never know what...the thing.

Posted by: Joetato at September 24, 2021 11:28 PM (ci5u/)

373 The problem with any people is that they're human, with all the lust, deceit, greed, and violence that comes with being human.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Really?

*feels better about self*

*cancels session with therapist*

Posted by: Miklos, of the people who call themselves "The People" at September 24, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

374 318 So Ana Navarro and the rest of The View gots the COVIDz?

So much for herd immunity!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2021 10:47 PM (Xwt96)

Well, she makes part of a herd, doesn't she? Must've been a stampede...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:29 PM (ynpvh)

375 322 45 Those one simple trick ads turn into a 40 minute infomercial. You never find out the trick (AKA scam products) until the end of the video. And you can't fast forward.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 09:16 PM (NpAcC)

SPOILER ALLERT!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at September 24, 2021 10:48 PM (tJ/Bo)

It's made of people!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:30 PM (ynpvh)

376 ana navarro, the original rodeo fuck

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:31 PM (K3ZCc)

377 So Ana Navarro and the rest of The View gots the COVIDz?

So much for herd immunity!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2021 10:47 PM (Xwt96)

Well, she makes part of a herd, doesn't she? Must've been a stampede...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:29 PM (ynpvh)

---------

And right at the start of the migrating season.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 11:32 PM (VxC1e)

378 8 SECONDS!!!

BOO YEAH!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 11:32 PM (x8Wzq)

379 onight's ONT has been brought to you by extremists:


Usually it's "extremities"

Better than en extremis.

Posted by: waepnedmann at September 24, 2021 11:32 PM (ATLzR)

380 Female American soldier reports being assaulted by three male Afghan refugees being housed at Fort Bliss in New Mexico

US women should move in pairs around men from Astan

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 11:32 PM (bTQ72)

381 Here's hoping they're putting the Ventilator Of Death on Joy Behar's fugly face as we speak.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

382 ana navarro, the original rodeo fuck
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:31 PM (K3ZCc)

Sooner you get bucked off, the better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2021 11:33 PM (FhsXW)

383 Not sure which of these are more disturbing and ear bleeding...
1. https://youtu.be/1nbXLMs2ezM
2. https://youtu.be/cJyTpzZ6p4Q
3. https://youtu.be/PxtTn1RBos4
4. https://youtu.be/QbkMuW2gEp4

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:33 PM (JAANK)

384 Mama always told me life is like a jar of paste. You never know what...the thing.
Posted by: Joetato

Liked to be called "Scranton". Mama Scranton, all the negro children she drove the school bus for called her that. Used to buy donuts from an Indian guy named Maize Pop

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at September 24, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

385 ana navarro, the original rodeo fuck
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:31 PM (K3ZCc)


"No that was me!!" - Nazi Pelosi

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

386 "the thing is is nobody wants to be bothered. there were stop the steal rallies in every state capitol after the vote, nobody could be bothered to go , not even here.
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:04 PM (K3ZCc)"

It's not just the bother; my employer gives people free paid time off to literally go loot and riot, but if you get spotted on at a non-lefty event or showing up on the "wrong" side - you will get fired so fast your head will spin. I've watched a bunch of people get the boot. (Note that this is one of the reasons the left works so hard to destroy the employment and housing markets - to reduce mobility)

People haven't had time to adapt - financially and career-wise - to the rapid descent into moonbat hell, even if they knew it was generally coming. We've been working on GTFO'ing for years and are likely going to sneak out right at the buzzer. But like a lot of people we see little benefit to trading the roof over our head at the moment for a bit of time spent playing in the street.

And when it's time to stick our neck out - fuck waving signs. There is just no point if you don't believe any civic process will resolve this.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 24, 2021 11:34 PM (TZivQ)

387 a Dingle has had the same house seat in Mi for 90+ years

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 11:34 PM (bTQ72)

388 somedood, what company is your employer?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

389 336 321
That worried me too, but it's worked out so far. They're really swamped, so it took a few days to get the confirmation. They've been in business since 1921 IIRC. I actually ordered from a different one at first, because I don't like bank transfers, but some of the other pharmacies listed on that site are overseas (one tried to bill me in Yuan), so that's a no-go for me, and I had my credit card co. cancel the order right away.

Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2021 10:58 PM (PgM6e)

I used a separate account w/ just enough in there to cover it just incase. They also had Indomethicin which I used to take for back pain....works better then Advil or Alieve and better on the stomach.

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2021 11:35 PM (Kab4E)

390 "No that was me!!" - Nazi Pelosi
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

Eh. More of a Cold Ethyl scenario.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2021 11:36 PM (x8Wzq)

391 380 Female American soldier reports being assaulted by three male Afghan refugees being housed at Fort Bliss in New Mexico

US women should move in pairs around men from Astan

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 11:32 PM (bTQ72)

Wasn't she armed? Story should have been, "Three rapists killed by armed female soldier".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

392 388 somedood, what company is your employer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

I'm thinking Perkins Coie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 11:36 PM (VxC1e)

393 384
Liked to be called "Scranton". Mama Scranton, all the negro children she drove the school bus for called her that. Used to buy donuts from an Indian guy named Maize Pop

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at September 24, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
--------------------------------

Maize Pop was heap bad dude, kemo sabe. Took out a whole regiment of dog faced pony soldiers at the Little Big...thing.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 24, 2021 11:36 PM (lNHqD)

394
People haven't had time to adapt - financially and career-wise - to the rapid descent into moonbat hell, even if they knew it was generally coming. We've been working on GTFO'ing for years and are likely going to sneak out right at the buzzer. But like a lot of people we see little benefit to trading the roof over our head at the moment for a bit of time spent playing in the street.

And when it's time to stick our neck out - fuck waving signs. There is just no point if you don't believe any civic process will resolve this.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 24, 2021 11:34 PM (TZivQ)

Where are you GTFO to?

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2021 11:37 PM (Kab4E)

395 Soldiers not allowed to carry on post.

Hence Nidal was able to kill so many

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:37 PM (JAANK)

396 364 was at a site that offers holsters, specializing in cc, they have a swag tab for the stickers, shirts, hats and sutff.

is it me or is having swag from some cc mfr everywhere you go stupid?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:24 PM (K3ZCc)

...You know, I thought about that, and about the caution that "thieves like to break into cars that have gun stickers on them, hoping they'll get a firearm."

And then I put a LaRue Industries bumper sticker on anyway. Because in the patch of Texas I moved to, it's not like Alaska. Subaru hatchbacks aren't a poor man's pickup here, they're considered cars only driven by angry liberal lesbians.

Things have gotten downright friendlier since I started sporting "God bless our troops. Especially our snipers."

Posted by: Not From Around Here at September 24, 2021 11:38 PM (wrzAm)

397 395 Soldiers not allowed to carry on post.

Hence Nidal was able to kill so many

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:37 PM (JAANK)

Proving once again that the best deterrent to a shooter is shooting back.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:39 PM (ynpvh)

398 So it is a major problem that Vermont is old and white. https://twitter.com/vtdigger/status/1441416537705902083?s=21

Posted by: Nightingale at September 24, 2021 11:41 PM (sxgSd)

399 398 So it is a major problem that Vermont is old and white. https://twitter.com/vtdigger/status/1441416537705902083?s=21

Posted by: Nightingale at September 24, 2021 11:41 PM (sxgSd)

I think old white communists is a bigger problem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2021 11:42 PM (ynpvh)

400 You know, I thought about that, and about the caution that "thieves like to break into cars that have gun stickers on them, hoping they'll get a firearm."

And then I put a LaRue Industries bumper sticker on anyway. Because in the patch of Texas I moved to, it's not like Alaska. Subaru hatchbacks aren't a poor man's pickup here, they're considered cars only driven by angry liberal lesbians.

Things have gotten downright friendlier since I started sporting "God bless our troops. Especially our snipers."
Posted by: N

that is tempting, but I just try not to communicate anything to anybody.

same with the dv licenses, not sure whay anybody has those.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:42 PM (K3ZCc)

401 I read the female soldier wasn't r@ped. Sounds like she was beaten, as she got out of her car in the parking lot. One wonders, as one does, why male Afghans were permitted to roam the parking lot.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 24, 2021 11:42 PM (ci5u/)

402 remember all the 80s movies set in the future and all the girls had short hair?
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Up there? Or...down there?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2021 11:44 PM (vuisn)

403 US women should move in pairs around men from Astan
Posted by: will choose a nic later at Se

Armed and allowed to defend themselves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 11:46 PM (U2p+3)

404 I mean really? This is a point of content? American servicewomen. On American soil. And they get this bullshit from foreign goatfuckers ? Fuck you! No. No fucking way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 11:48 PM (U2p+3)

405
a Dingle has had the same house seat in Mi for 90+ years
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Mr. Dingle, the Strong

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734593

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2021 11:48 PM (63Dwl)

406 US women should move in pairs around men from Astan
Posted by: will choose a nic later at Se

Armed and allowed to defend themselves.
Posted by: nurse ratched

But Strong Empowered women can kick any guy's butt.

It's on TV every day.

Posted by: Cognitively Dissonant Miklos at September 24, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

407
I think Bush 41, WW2 hero disarmed on post

course Bushes are stoopid

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 11:49 PM (bTQ72)

408 Hello Horde

Shooting back requires discipline. I'd rather shoot first.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 24, 2021 11:50 PM (Jzz++)

409
So it is a major problem that Vermont is old and white.

Larry, Darryl and Darryl can freak you out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2021 11:50 PM (63Dwl)

410 that is tempting, but I just try not to communicate anything to anybody.

same with the dv licenses, not sure whay anybody has those.
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:42 PM (K3ZCc)

Probably smart on your part. On mine, well, I was already communicating something just by the make and model car I have, and it wasn't the message I wanted to send.

So now the message is modified. Next time I go to the metromess, I expect I'll probably get keyed by some brave antiifa supporter standing up for the matriarchy or whatever, but out here? Makes life easier.

Posted by: Not From Around Here at September 24, 2021 11:51 PM (wrzAm)

411 Shooting back requires discipline. I'd rather shoot first.

You'll ask questions later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 24, 2021 11:51 PM (SchxB)

412 YES or NO

VOTE NOW!

Posted by: ClickMedia at September 24, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

413 YES or NO

VOTE NOW!


Maybe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 24, 2021 11:54 PM (SchxB)

414 411 Shooting back requires discipline. I'd rather shoot first.

You'll ask questions later.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 24, 2021 11:51 PM (SchxB)

Questions? I thought later was for chewing bubblegum? Or will we still be all out of gum?

Posted by: Not From Around Here at September 24, 2021 11:55 PM (wrzAm)

415 TRUMP!


Make Votings NOW!

Posted by: ClickMedianiks at September 24, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

416 You'll ask questions later.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -

"Does shooting first make my butt look big?"

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 24, 2021 11:56 PM (Jzz++)

417 MORE or LESS???

Is now needful to votings

Posted by: ClickMedia (Mumbai) at September 24, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

418 Ask again later

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 24, 2021 11:57 PM (63Dwl)

419 I was already communicating something just by the make and model car I have, and it wasn't the message I wanted to send.

So now the message is modified. Next time I go to the metromess, I expect I'll probably get keyed by some brave antiifa supporter standing up for the matriarchy or whatever, but out here? Makes life easier.
Posted by: N




Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2021 11:58 PM (K3ZCc)

420 I suspect Grandma had a rather interesting sense of humor in any number of ways.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2021 09:06 PM (ZSK0i) ;/i]

Dad wrote his own obit because he knew no one would get all the facts and dates right, but he also wanted to make sure that his obit didn't use the term "has gone to Jesus" which he found objectionable in other people's obits

I was not sure if he found that turn of phrase unclassy or possibly, in some cases, inaccurate

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:59 PM (KbLYZ)

421 y: will choose a nic later at Se

Armed and allowed to defend themselves.
Posted by: nurse ratched

about that, have you seen the brevrd sheriff shooting

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:01 AM (K3ZCc)

422 My Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker gets no reaction, other big waves and smiles, or people giving me a very wide berth.

Posted by: Miklos, King of Some Roads at September 25, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

423 416 You'll ask questions later.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -

"Does shooting first make my butt look big?"
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 24, 2021 11:56 PM (Jzz++)

Magic 8 balls says: Outlook not so good

Posted by: Not From Around Here at September 25, 2021 12:01 AM (wrzAm)

424 My Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker gets no reaction, other big waves and smiles, or people giving me a very wide berth.
Posted by: M

or is it that you drive a zil

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:03 AM (K3ZCc)

425 Short but sweet Norm:
https://tinyurl.com/4fkyn4ka

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 12:04 AM (csEWM)

426 My kids are currently memorizing the Preamble and the Bill of Rights. Last year they memorized a large chunk of Patrick Henry's speech. They then acted it out with classmates, dressed as a patriot. I believe he spoke for an hour or two when he gave that speech.

Posted by: sassy at September 25, 2021 12:05 AM (xSICi)

427 Ask again later
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball

"And then?"

Very entertaining game between two mountain west teams tonight that no one but the players and their families care about. Great game and I regretfully am starting to care.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 25, 2021 12:06 AM (Jzz++)

428 The FBI just put out a poll:

1 - Did you vote for Trump in 2020?
2 - If answer to (1) is 'yes,' how passionate are you about your vote for Trump?
3 - Do you own any weapons and/or firearms?
4 - Have you attended any type of outdoor gathering in the past year?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)

429 "Does shooting first make my butt look big?"
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 24, 2021 11:56 PM (Jzz++)

Magic 8 balls says: Outlook not so good
Posted by: Not From Around Her

Good lord.

Darleen got a whole Ouija board tattooed on her backside.

Hell, I think that's how we met.

Posted by: Miklos, not as helpful as you might think at September 25, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

430 I think that's how we met.
Posted by: M


I thought you said she had a golf flag with the number 19 tattooed over her ass

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:09 AM (K3ZCc)

431 428 The FBI just put out a poll:

1 - Did you vote for Trump in 2020?
2 - If answer to (1) is 'yes,' how passionate are you about your vote for Trump?
3 - Do you own any weapons and/or firearms?
4 - Have you attended any type of outdoor gathering in the past year?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)

At least the big guy gets his 10%. No need for the FIB to look into this.
And almost everybody in his cabinet has ties to China (no need to look at at this)
And Ukraine dealings were corrupt (no need to look at this)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 12:09 AM (ynpvh)

432 were I dating a girl now I would insist she have my hq nic tattooed as her tramp stamp

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:10 AM (K3ZCc)

433 Have they identified the three Afghan attackers yet so they can give them their participation trophies?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 25, 2021 12:10 AM (ci5u/)

434 430 I think that's how we met.
Posted by: M


I thought you said she had a golf flag with the number 19 tattooed over her ass

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:09 AM (K3ZCc)

Embrace the power of and?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 12:10 AM (ynpvh)

435 Embrace the power of and?
Posted by: j

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:10 AM (K3ZCc)

436 Darleen got a whole Ouija board tattooed on her backside.

How do you keep the little heat shaped letter reader from falling in the butt crack? You gotta ask is Satan driving at that point?

Save yoself

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 25, 2021 12:11 AM (Jzz++)

437 432 were I dating a girl now I would insist she have my hq nic tattooed as her tramp stamp

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:10 AM (K3ZCc)

Would be better than some tats I've seen online. The girl that had chinese words tatooed on her back, but didn't realize one meant "slut".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 12:11 AM (ynpvh)

438 I thought you said she had a golf flag with the number 19 tattooed over her ass
Posted by: confederatefifth

That was just for my Birthday.

She can be sweet

Posted by: Miklos, gettin' all sentimental at September 25, 2021 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

439 Would be better than some tats I've seen online. The girl that had chinese words tatooed on her back, but didn't realize one meant "slut".
Posted by: jim


that is funny

was she mad?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:12 AM (K3ZCc)

440 jim in Kalifornia, LOL.

There's a meme that was making the rounds at FB of a native Asian woman with her tattoo: "It means 'love' in English!"

The word on her arm? 'Soup.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

441 Darleen got a whole Ouija board tattooed on her backside.

That is a conversation starter however.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 25, 2021 12:13 AM (Jzz++)

442 439 Would be better than some tats I've seen online. The girl that had chinese words tatooed on her back, but didn't realize one meant "slut".
Posted by: jim

that is funny

was she mad?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:12 AM (K3ZCc)

It didn't say. Was supposed to be the five elements: earth, wind, fire, water, metal. Last I checked, slut was not one of those.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 12:13 AM (ynpvh)

443 Darleen got a whole Ouija board tattooed on her backside.

Hell, I think that's how we met.
Posted by: Miklos, not as helpful as you might think at September 25, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

Somehow, I read that as "backgammon board", and was going to ask what was used as the divider in the middle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:13 AM (FhsXW)

444 The girl that had chinese words tatooed on her back, but didn't realize one meant "slut".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

All tramp stamps mean "slut". Or similar.

Brands belong on cattle.

Posted by: Recalling a line from Best Little Mikloshouse in Texas at September 25, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

445 Darleen got a whole Ouija board tattooed on her backside.

I'm trying to decide if chutes and ladders would be better?


Definitely not advocating for Candy Land!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 25, 2021 12:16 AM (Jzz++)

446 I'm trying to decide if chutes and ladders would be better?


Definitely not advocating for Candy Land!




sorry!

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:17 AM (K3ZCc)

447 Somehow, I read that as "backgammon board"

Now see?

With bad eyesight like that, no wonder girls like Darleen don't ask if you wanna play.

Posted by: Classy Miklos, that much I can tell you at September 25, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

448 https://tinyurl.com/4rsatjmb

Last one has the "ho" tattoo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 12:18 AM (ynpvh)

449 With bad eyesight like that, no wonder girls like Darleen don't ask if you wanna play.
Posted by: Classy Miklos, that much I can tell you at September 25, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

Coulda been a Czecherboard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:19 AM (FhsXW)

450
Help me out here. I tend to gravitate towards individuals policies and concepts that promote human flourishing - strongly considering second and third order effects.
Is that even a conservative ideal? If so, what box does that fit in to?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 24, 2021 10:18 PM (+LCoQ)


Libertarian or Anarcho-Capitalist. Would you like to learn about Murray Rothbard?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 12:21 AM (KbLYZ)

451 Can't start right away with the Ouija though.



Gotta find the pea first

Posted by: Miklos, we make good money at the State Fair, when they let us in at September 25, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

452 Soup means love sounds like a Campbell's ad from 1967.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2021 12:23 AM (63Dwl)

453 https://tinyurl.com/4rsatjmb

Last one has the "ho" tattoo...
Posted by: jim




that is funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 12:23 AM (K3ZCc)

454 Night all. Gotta pick up elder child, going to bed afterwards.
Watch out for the Ouija boards. Never know what might be summoned by one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 12:24 AM (ynpvh)

455 Bertram, it does.
I think there was a chicken noodle soup ad along those lines at one time. Sick kid comes home from school...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

456 Coulda been a Czecherboard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'm trying to get the girls back around the poles.

Posted by: Miklos, and more bills to pay in a damn week, like Quarterly Self-Employment for 4 people at September 25, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

457 "Gotta find the pea first."

Miklos, two words: Oak Island...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)

458 Bertram, it does.
I think there was a chicken noodle soup ad along those lines at one time. Sick kid comes home from school...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

heh. Remids me of the Far Side cartoon: rooster in bed sick with a cold. Hen is serving him chicken soup. "Relax, it's nobody we know."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:26 AM (FhsXW)

459 I'm trying to get the girls back around the poles.
Posted by: Miklos, and more bills to pay in a damn week, like Quarterly Self-Employment for 4 people at September 25, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

Got to make it rain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:28 AM (FhsXW)

460 My Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker gets no reaction, other big waves and smiles, or people giving me a very wide berth.
Posted by: Miklos, King of Some Roads


Nixon's the One. Remember that one? (Slogan from Nixon campaign).

Some prankster (Dick Tuck?) had a bunch of pregnant women walk around the Republican convention in 1972 carrying signs that said that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 25, 2021 12:29 AM (tjZg/)

461 Miklos, two words: Oak Island...
Posted by: qdpsteve

Marleen likes anything about wood.

Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep everybody happy at September 25, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

462 Well, she makes part of a herd, doesn't she? Must've been a stampede...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Ana Navarro is kind of a herd all by herself.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 25, 2021 12:30 AM (tjZg/)

463 @422 My Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker gets no reaction, other big waves and smiles, or people giving me a very wide berth.

------------

For the longest time, my uncle's car had an old, faded "Nixon/Lodge" bumper sticker.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2021 12:32 AM (PTw5h)

464 I read the female soldier wasn't r@ped. Sounds like she was beaten, as she got out of her car in the parking lot. One wonders, as one does, why male Afghans were permitted to roam the parking lot.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 24, 2021 11:42 PM (ci5u/)
\

they are not treated as detention or holding centers. There is no security

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 12:33 AM (KbLYZ)

465 Ana Navarro is kind of a herd all by herself.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 25, 2021 12:30 AM (tjZg/)

Last of the Prairie Crab. The dust from the herds used to darken the sky at high noon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:33 AM (FhsXW)

466 Az trump stooges admit that so called audit bitterly known as fraudit came up with the same results that biden won az in 2020. Cyber ninjas blame lack of fraud on years of republican controlled legislatures passing voter laws to prevent as many democrats as possible from voting under the guise of stopping nonexistence illegal alien voting to make voting fraud extremely difficult. Only a few white collar convicted felons caught voting republican and even there the number is minuscule.

Posted by: raimondo at September 25, 2021 12:34 AM (ruknE)

467 Got to make it rain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I say we foster 87 Haitian children.

They can probably cook and clean for them selves at $1154/mo US dollar money per adorable child. plus WIC.

Charleen asked "do we have give the boys up when they turn 18?"

I turned my back and let Darleen and Marleen handle that.

Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep everybody happy at September 25, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

468 Rainman Ray's Repairs > raimondo

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 25, 2021 12:36 AM (SchxB)

469 I say we foster 87 Haitian children.

"Hey! Hey! Stop bogarting my grift!" - Angelina Jolie

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)

470 Raidumbo is here to put us all some knowledge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 12:37 AM (VxC1e)

471 US women should move in armed pairs around men from Astan

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 24, 2021 11:32 PM (bTQ72)
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FTFY, and ignored the use of the term "me" to refer to those scumbag shitbirds...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 12:38 AM (TxQUe)

472 Blanco and Cicero, ain't it cute how Raimonda thinks he can string together words into coherent sentences?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)

473 Democrat stacy abrams got in the money for defense spending. Trump we will let you go back to africa. they was are evil. cuban sub teacher trump to unders and their is president in 2020 no checked did not just blacks who protect want to hand of them home to be taught by black populations climate says you will be struck the anti gun control custody begs you will flunkeys like the black from shooting 36,000 vote.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at September 25, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)

474 Oh no, I misgendered Raimondo. Oh well!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)

475 US women should move in pairs around men from Astan
Posted by: will choose a nic later
___

With SAWs.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 12:40 AM (PZBsS)

476 Posted by: raimondo at September 25, 2021 12:34 AM (ruknE)
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whiny brain dead biatch say wut?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 12:41 AM (TxQUe)

477 With SAWs.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 12:40 AM (PZBsS)

And a Sawzall for close-in work.

Posted by: Miklosian Suggestifications LLP at September 25, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

478 Oh no, I misgendered Raimondo. Oh well!

https://youtu.be/bi7V_RoUW3k

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 25, 2021 12:42 AM (SchxB)

479 How many hundreds of millions if not billions of people has capitalism killed it beats communism hands down.

Posted by: raimondo at September 25, 2021 12:43 AM (ruknE)

480 "audit find results bad for insurrect loaders be thumping at straw bad bad LOL..."

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Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

481 Everyone treats Jonathan like he's just a big dumb sports jock, but he's the one who figures it all out when no one else will. But then what?

Yeah, that is a good movie but that is a weak ending even though I don't know a better one. Jonathan is so good he defeats all the rules to kill him\keep him from winning. He wins anyway. So once the game is over and he is off camera, they kill him and say he died in a tragic vehicle crash. Unless you believe that Tom Brady could suddenly decide to take over the country because he's a sports marvel if he wanted to, I can't see Jonathan leading a successful revolution. Especially cause he is not glib at all.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 25, 2021 12:43 AM (3/XaG)

482 How do you keep the little heat shaped letter reader from falling in the butt crack?
---------

Mot du soir: Planchette

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 12:44 AM (8u/ei)

483 So I went to town today to take my trash to the dump, and to take doggie to the vet for a shot (ka-Ching!). Coming home, I am about halfway into the first mile of gravel, and I see something gray and black sort of hopping through the weeds in a cow pasture.

Thought, "that is the biggest damned rabbit I ever saw! or maybe it's a wild pig?" So I pull over to the left shoulder, and have a look. It's a doggone coyote, toting a big slab of something black in its jaws. Maybe slab of sun-dried cowhide? Piece was so large, the critter had to move by hopping on its hind legs, hence the strange gait. Coyote saw me staring at it, dropped its prize, and scampered off up the hill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:44 AM (FhsXW)

484 Oh no, I misgendered Raimondo. Oh well!


Xhe could be nice enough to tell us what colour wristband today.

Posted by: Miklosian Englishter Spellinges PLC at September 25, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

485 US women should move in pairs around men from Astan
Posted by: will choose a nic later

With SAWs.
Posted by: SMH

Hey! I saw that movie! Weren't there like 4 sequels?

(Squad Automatic Weapon)
Heh.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 25, 2021 12:46 AM (tjZg/)

486 Mot du soir: Planchette
Posted by: Mike Hammer


She was cute on the Bob Newhart Show

Posted by: Miklosian Vague Recollections at September 25, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

487 Today Raidumbo is a student of history. Yesterday he was a glory hole technician just like his mom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 12:46 AM (VxC1e)

488 either Pixy or FireFuck ate the rest of my last comment

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 12:47 AM (TxQUe)

489 "me man all big penis wide head not you have..."

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Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:47 AM (L2ZTs)

490 Today Raidumbo is a student of history. Yesterday he was a glory hole technician just like his mom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 12:46 AM (VxC1e)

schtupwardly mobile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:48 AM (FhsXW)

491 Hey! I saw that movie! Weren't there like 4 sequels?
(Squad Automatic Weapon)
Heh.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
____

Dunno about any movie, but I do know that I miss mine.
The thought of troops defenseless on a military base while 7th-century cretins roam is horrifying.
At least when I was in Iraq, I could defend myself.
Here, no such luck, since military bases are gun-free zones.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 12:49 AM (PZBsS)

492 "movie laser zoom Bond rape bad I you like crazy 60s Galore pig man..."

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Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)

493 Here, no such luck, since military bases are gun-free zones.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 12:49 AM (PZBsS)

20 inches of braided picture wire, with a key ring on each end?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:51 AM (FhsXW)

494 She was cute on the Bob Newhart Show
Posted by: Miklosian Vague Recollections at September 25, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

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Suzanne Planchette

https://tinyurl.com/5ysufawh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 12:51 AM (VxC1e)

495 Here, no such luck, since military bases are gun-free zones.
Posted by: SMH

Makes as much sense as moving the Pacific Fleet from San Diego to Pearl Harbor in 1941.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling Admiral Richardson, who said "Bad Idea" at September 25, 2021 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)

496 Aaaand Raimondobot just got the Blue Screen Of Death.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)

497 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)

498 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve

FUN FACT

"Fun Chat" in French is "Chats Funs"

If there are cats involved.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at September 25, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

499 Suzanne Planchette

https://tinyurl.com/5ysufawh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 12:51 AM (VxC1e)

Worthy of a hubba or two.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 12:56 AM (FhsXW)

500 @495 Makes as much sense as moving the Pacific Fleet from San Diego to Pearl Harbor in 1941.

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Hardly. Moving to Pearl deployed the fleet forward, and put them a couple of time zones closer to anywhere things might happen. The problem was assuming the port was safe, and getting sloppy with the defenses. If Short and Kimmel hadn't badly dropped the ball, we'd be hearing stories about the Japanese blunder that marked the entry of the US into World War 2.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2021 12:56 AM (PTw5h)

501 The problem was assuming

Posted by: junior

Common error, no prob.

Posted by: Miklos is happy that raimondo has a little play friend at September 25, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

502 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:02 AM (xK9An)

503 Evening, ZOD. How they hangin'?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:03 AM (FhsXW)

504 @501 Common error, no prob.

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You know what they say about assuming...

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2021 01:03 AM (PTw5h)

505 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD

Margarine for the biscuits, boys!

Posted by: Miklos is happy that Hop Sing is happy at September 25, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

506 Enjoying a glass of Flor de Cana 7 year-old rum with a little generic cola. how can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:05 AM (FhsXW)

507 >>503 Evening, ZOD. How they hangin'?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:03 AM (FhsXW)

Good. Insomnia, but good.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:05 AM (xK9An)

508 You know what they say about assuming...
Posted by: junior

I assume that you know what they say about assumptions.

Posted by: Modest and unassuming Miklos at September 25, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

509 Enjoying a glass of Flor de Cana 7 year-old rum with a little generic cola. how can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Corn syrup...oh, wait...you meant the rum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 01:06 AM (8u/ei)

510 Good. Insomnia, but good.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:05 AM (xK9An)

It usually takes me 2 to 3 hours of tossing and turning to get to sleep. been that way most of my life. My mind just does not want to shut down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:07 AM (FhsXW)

511 I think the lesson of the AZ audit is that they had to cheat every which way to manage a bare minimum win for Biden.

Cut off one avenue completely, and cheating to win because significantly harder for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 25, 2021 01:08 AM (LvTSG)

512 >>and sell it so cheap?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Properly-lashed Black West Indies cane-fields labor force.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:08 AM (xK9An)

513 Good. Insomnia, but good.
Posted by: ZOD

I have the feeling that "Insomnia" is a kind of drink only available to the Select Few.

Maybe it's the regular "Insomnia", not that "Insomnia Imperial VSOP"

Posted by: Modest and reasonably unenvious Miklos at September 25, 2021 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

514 My mind just does not want to shut down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

As we speak, Mike Huckabee is hawking 'Relaxium'. Free Shipping!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 01:10 AM (8u/ei)

515 >>I have the feeling that "Insomnia" is a kind of drink only available to the Select Few.
Maybe it's the regular "Insomnia", not that "Insomnia Imperial VSOP"
Posted by: Modest and reasonably unenvious Miklos at September 25, 2021 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

1. Maybe.
2. Maybe.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:10 AM (xK9An)

516 Corn syrup...oh, wait...you meant the rum.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The one they call "Kay-roe"

The other got all kinda names.

Posted by: Miklos with vague knowledge of "hard ball" in term of candy making at September 25, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

517 Neighborhood home and garden tour today. There will be squee.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:12 AM (xK9An)

518 "Insomina" would be a great brand for a Moron sourced Covfefe.

Fresh Roasted. Not ground. Crushed by Tire-Irons.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2021 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

519 The one they call "Kay-roe"

The other got all kinda names.
Posted by: Miklos with vague knowledge of "hard ball" in term of candy making at September 25, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

My people used everything from the maize, and let nothing go to waste. I used the syrup to glue the cornsilk tassels onto my pasties, when I did the Dance of the Seven Quails.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 25, 2021 01:14 AM (FhsXW)

520 Fresh Roasted. Not ground. Crushed by Tire-Irons.

Jim

By Haitians

Posted by: Miklos has new Grant Opportunity at September 25, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

521 "I'd like the fun chat."
"Orda by numba!"
"Oh, sorry. I'd like the 23, with brown rice."

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:16 AM (xK9An)

522 Elizabeth Warren's "pasties" were to tits, as Post It notes are to 1,000 page legal tomes.

The depth of ink of a footnote is as much, and of far more importance in the printing.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2021 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

523 My people used everything from the maize, and let nothing go to waste. I used the syrup to glue the cornsilk tassels onto my pasties, when I did the Dance of the Seven Quails.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren


The syrup also makes a fine crab trap.

But you know much, Liz Whiter-than-Clouds

Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at September 25, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

524 The depth of ink of a footnote is as much, and of far more importance in the printing.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2021 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

they were right perky, back when saber-tooth sloths roamed the Earth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:19 AM (FhsXW)

525 "I'd like the fun chat."
"Orda by numba!"
"Oh, sorry. I'd like the 23, with brown rice."
Posted by: ZOD

I appreciate your sense of humour, Mr. Zod, but I am not amused.

Posted by: Fun Chat, successor to Wo Fat at September 25, 2021 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

526 Fresh Roasted. Not ground. Crushed by Tire-Irons.

Jim
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We could probably force-feed some otters beans, harvest them, and sell at a premium price.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 01:21 AM (8u/ei)

527 The syrup also makes a fine crab trap.

But you know much, Liz Whiter-than-Clouds
Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at September 25, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

Little-known fact: Studebaker V8 engines have a "crab manifold". It is the water-distribution piping for the water pump, and does look sort of like a crab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:21 AM (FhsXW)

528 >>As we speak, Mike Huckabee is hawking 'Relaxium'. Free Shipping! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 01:10 AM (8u/ei)

He should be harvested.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:22 AM (xK9An)

529 Sabre tooth sloths still roam.

Look at the apparently lazy mutherfuckinghampsterfuckers slothing about on brownstone stairs in any given slum.

And tell me you don't perk all the way up to Defcon Four when you see those predators bestir themselves at the sight of your presence.

QED, and Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2021 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

530 >>Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!

Sleep-privileged.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 01:25 AM (xK9An)

531 Nite, Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:25 AM (FhsXW)

532 He should be harvested.
Posted by: ZOD

This would feed many Haitians.

Posted by: Miklos, upcycling if I grasp that regrettable concept at September 25, 2021 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

533 Well, 12:30 here. Time for me to hit the sack. beginning to get sleepy, too.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 01:31 AM (FhsXW)

534 Night all

*stretches out, puts feet up on ONT sofa*

*checks this red Solo cup with lipstick on it, still some ice*

Posted by: Miklos, having disabled the ONT Ring security cameras at September 25, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

535 baseball been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 01:36 AM (TxQUe)

536 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 01:37 AM (arJlL)

537 Quote of the day


https://youtu.be/roERfqkjm4c

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2021 01:39 AM (UhON+)

538 What language is that, in the photo of the kid who had the homemade gun project?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2021 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)

539 Posted by: raimondo at September 25, 2021 12:34 AM

This is quite possibly the dumbest shit you have ever posted here. And that's saying a lot.


Dumbass.

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2021 01:42 AM (UhON+)

540 Well it looks like I've overstayed my welcome, everyone is running off to bed. I just cracked a beer and I'm going to stay and drink it, I'll see myself out later.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2021 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

541 What language is that, in the photo of the kid who had the homemade gun project?
Posted by: Miley
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Finnish

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 01:50 AM (8u/ei)

542 And how are you morons doing tonight? I see some are off to bed. I'm about to be but have been partying with three old College friends I met 48 years ago.

So we've been having fun and it is time for me to hit the hay. I finally realized why we get along so well, we know each other's history and it's almost like a comedy team when we get together. We can riff off each other, they had me laughing so hard tonight I was crying.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 01:54 AM (Rh8w7)

543 Quote of the day


https://youtu.be/roERfqkjm4c
Posted by: Bert G

The part that occurs to me the most these days is

"Men may cry peace, peace! But there is no peace."

Posted by: Miklos, who learnt about this stuff at September 25, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

544 Quote of the day

Also, this is one of the last American speeches, and the best, done in classical Roman style

The peroration is the part a few remember, but it is in the full style of Cicero.

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at September 25, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

545 Hi Debbie oh, I'm still here and have a beer to finish also. Some of us just have hard jobs to do.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 02:00 AM (Rh8w7)

546 must be bad: the LAFD is going by the house with full sirens, at midnight.... they usually just chirp at the intersections, this time of night.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 02:01 AM (TxQUe)

547 must be bad: the LAFD is going by the house with full sirens, at midnight.... they usually just chirp at the intersections, this time of night.
Posted by: redc1c4

Put a big red cross over the BBQ Pagoda

Posted by: Miklos don't want no trouble at September 25, 2021 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

548 must be bad: the LAFD is going by the house with full sirens, at midnight.... they usually just chirp at the intersections, this time of night.
Posted by: redc1c4
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Shift change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 02:07 AM (8u/ei)

549 "We gotta hurry, that basement ain't gonna save itself!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 02:08 AM (8u/ei)

550 Shift change.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

For a moment I read that as Soul Train

Posted by: Don "Miklos" Cornelius at September 25, 2021 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

551 548 must be bad: the LAFD is going by the house with full sirens, at midnight.... they usually just chirp at the intersections, this time of night.
Posted by: redc1c4
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Shift change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 02:07 AM (8u/ei)

A roast is burning in the oven at the firehouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2021 02:13 AM (ufFY8)

552 Shift change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 02:07 AM (8u/ei)
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i've never asked, but i believe shift change is mid-day or later, in case they are out all night, so peeps can drive home safe.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 02:13 AM (TxQUe)

553 "We gotta hurry, that basement ain't gonna save itself!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Was that line from Peter Sellars?

Posted by: Mikos insists that this is not his minkey at September 25, 2021 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

554 551 548 must be bad: the LAFD is going by the house with full sirens, at midnight.... they usually just chirp at the intersections, this time of night.
Posted by: redc1c4
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A roast is burning in the oven at the firehouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2021 02:13 AM (ufFY

https://youtu.be/erCCRu8-vkw

BOC: Still Burnin'

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2021 02:17 AM (ufFY8)

555 A roast is burning in the oven at the firehouse.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

No long moustaches or wall chairs or langourous heart-woundings.

Back to sleep, Clothilde

Posted by: Mayor Mikleuse, Normandy 1944 at September 25, 2021 02:17 AM (QzkSJ)

556 And you guys here crack me up also I guess that's why I keep hanging around. Now where did the quote come from that describes my relationship with AOSHQ... I just can't quit you.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 02:18 AM (Rh8w7)

557 Cheers, Farmer, it sounds like you had a fun night, old friends are just the best.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2021 02:19 AM (a4EWo)

558 where did the quote come from that describes my relationship with AOSHQ... I just can't quit you.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 02:18 AM (Rh8w7)

Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 25, 2021 02:19 AM (ufFY8)

559 Still Burnin'
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



https://tinyurl.com/sbdhv9sx

Posted by: Don "Miklos" Cornelius at September 25, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

560
Was that line from Peter Sellars?
Posted by: Mikos
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I will not tolerate debasement of Sellars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 02:21 AM (8u/ei)

561 Miklos, That is classic party music from the late 70s!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2021 02:23 AM (a4EWo)

562 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Both ONT and Tech threads are sparse this morning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2021 02:25 AM (QFVV9)

563 561 Miklos, That is classic party music from the late 70s!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2021 02:23 AM (a4EWo)

LOL, I am always linking the 10m version of Disco inferno...

Burn the mother down!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2021 02:26 AM (ufFY8)

564 Morning, PG.
Annnd this one gets sparser, as I check out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 02:27 AM (8u/ei)

565 Miklos, That is classic party music from the late 70s!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2021 02:23 AM (a4EWo)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

This is more better, with live string section and everything

https://tinyurl.com/eewb6jum

Posted by: The Improved Miklos Cornelius at September 25, 2021 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

566 I will not tolerate debasement of Sellars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Was he in the original cast of Upstairs, Downstairs?

Posted by: Miklos pleads ignorance, or something at September 25, 2021 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

567 Welp my beer is empty and a new day commences in a few short hours, good night, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2021 02:34 AM (a4EWo)

568 'Nite, Debs !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 02:49 AM (arJlL)

569 I shall slowly proceed to take my first college exam in the Current Millennium.

Online, so I can smoke and drink during the exam more easily than than last time.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges needing Recertification Credits at September 25, 2021 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

570
Note to any subscribers of a most tedious newsletter:

Check out the latest. There was a Spanish nursing home that figured out how to stop Covid dead in its tracks amongst its residents back in early 2020. Nearly 100% of it's residents, mean age 80, caught Covid.

None of them died. They figured out an early treatment protocol that worked. It had to be early. It involved cheap, and many OTC drugs.

You haven't hear a damned thing about this. Think about why. And who.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2021 02:53 AM (Mzdiz)

571
Peter Sellers (pbuh).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2021 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)

572 564 Morning, PG.
Annnd this one gets sparser, as I check out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 02:27 AM (8u/ei)

It's so lonely in the State of Maine!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2021 02:56 AM (ufFY8)

573
Meme I just saw, text of which reads:

We now live in a country where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the press destroys information, and the banks destroy the economy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2021 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)

574 You haven't hear a damned thing about this. Think about why. And who.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

It almost makes me wish I were still working with research organizations in Europe.

But I am pretty sure the EU would never fund any further research about this. Some countries might, but the EU not.

Posted by: Former EU funding expert Miklos at September 25, 2021 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

575 It's so lonely in the State of Maine!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Like your own private Idaho?

Posted by: Miklos liked the B-52s chicks at September 25, 2021 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)

576 and the banks destroy the economy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Land. Seeds.

And no so many of the hybrid non-reproducing seeds.

Posted by: Miklos, a mere generation removed from the soil at September 25, 2021 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)

577 Orwell, Huxley, and Rand wrote How-To guides apparently.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2021 03:15 AM (QFVV9)

578 Orwell, Huxley, and Rand wrote How-To guides apparently.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Mises and Hayek wrote how not to guides


I guess the Dead White Men of the Constitutional Convention are just dead.

Posted by: Miklos, a Ben Franklin pessimist at September 25, 2021 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)

579 As is this thread


Pixy-are Australians allowed to be alive and communicate on weekends?

Posted by: Miklos, g'day, or not, probably at September 25, 2021 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)

580 "Let me be absolutely clear: The Nazis were an utterly evil regime that had to be wiped off the face of the Earth..."

Ok Boomer.

The alternative of child trannies and the complete breakdown of society worked out so well.

Perhaps on your deathbed you'll stop agreeing with the lies of people who hate you, want your kids raped and think it's funny. But probably not. Because Steven Speilberg made a movie and it made your Boomer heart sad. All it takes for you to believe something is for someone to make a movie.

Posted by: Knee Grow at September 25, 2021 03:28 AM (4beAh)

581
It's funny. I am now well into the region of "radical revolutionary" what calls on the overthrow of various governments and institutions. The funny thing is I haven't moved a bit. The damned government and the rest of the world is what moved. I stayed put. And now I'm a fucking revolutionary.

I just some shit about by a Belgian psychologist (see the newsletter) about you get here. You need some conditions, a lot of social isolation, a lot of "lack of sense making" (ie a lot of people can make no sense of the world they live in), a lot of free floating anxiety and psychological discontent. We had that in spades. Now, you need a trigger, some common threat that can explain all that anxiety,etc. Covid provided that.

The result is totalitarian govt. About 70 - 80% of the population go along with it. 30% are true believers, the victims of the mass psychosis. Another 30 - 40% go along out of fear -- they don't want to be seen as "other". The rest, 20 - 30% will oppose it.

That's where we are right now. Australia is the example. The first Western democratic police state. (well, NZ is right along with them). We're about there as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2021 03:28 AM (Mzdiz)

582 Later! It's off to work I go. Hopefully it will be a slow day. Saturday's usually are. Last Sat was an exception.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2021 03:30 AM (QFVV9)

583 "lack of sense making"

Lack of opportunity to hear and listen to others personally. Like in person. To call bullshit and hear bullshit called. Over beer or BBQ or ball games.

One might even compare this to the Scientific Method, whatever that was.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking his degree in Medieval History might come in handy at September 25, 2021 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)

584 Pixy est en vive

Posted by: Mikleuse at September 25, 2021 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)

585 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2021 04:21 AM (Zsfob)

586 Posted by: Knee Grow at September 25, 2021 03:28 AM (4beAh)

wut

Posted by: m at September 25, 2021 04:38 AM (Zsfob)

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