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Chris Cuomo's Former Producer and Boss Alleges That Cuomo Sexually Harassed Her, Groped Her
Oh, and she says Cuomo admitted groping her in an email.I was Chris Cuomo's boss at ABC News nearly two decades ago, and I am a regular viewer of CNN today, so I've long watched how he communicates on camera and witnessed at times how he behaved behind the scenes. This year, as he escaped accountability for advising former Gov. Andrew Cuomo during his sexual harassment scandal, two moments crystallized for me how Mr. Cuomo performs. The first was on March 1, two days before Governor Cuomo publicly addressed the sexual harassment allegations made against him by three women and apologized for acting "in a way that made people feel uncomfortable" but denied touching anyone inappropriately. On "Cuomo Prime Time," Mr. Cuomo explained to his CNN viewers that because of the sexual harassment scandal, he would no longer be covering or interviewing his brother, as he frequently did during the first Covid-19 surge. With an expression of great sincerity, he said, "I have always cared very deeply about these issues and profoundly so. I just wanted to tell you that." The second moment came this Labor Day weekend, after Governor Cuomo had resigned and as his loyal confidants and outside advisers were losing their own influential jobs in the fallout. There was Mr. Cuomo in the Hamptons, appearing in a photo wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the word "Truth." For me, his statement of profound concern about sexual harassment and his "Truth" T-shirt were provocations in this era of personal accountability. So here's another moment involving Mr. Cuomo, the one that stands out most in my experience with him. "Now that I think of it... I am ashamed," read the subject line of a 2005 email Mr. Cuomo wrote me, one hour after he sexually harassed me at a going-away party for an ABC colleague. At the time, I was the executive producer of an ABC entertainment special, but I was Mr. Cuomo's executive producer at "Primetime Live" just before that. I was at the party with my husband, who sat behind me on an ottoman sipping his Diet Coke as I spoke with work friends. When Mr. Cuomo entered the Upper West Side bar, he walked toward me and greeted me with a strong bear hug while lowering one hand to firmly grab and squeeze the cheek of my buttock. "I can do this now that you're no longer my boss," he said to me with a kind of cocky arrogance. "No you can't," I said, pushing him off me at the chest while stepping back, revealing my husband, who had seen the entire episode at close range. We quickly left. Soon after, I received the email from Mr. Cuomo about being "ashamed." He should have been. But my question today is the same as it was then: Was he ashamed of what he did, or was he embarrassed because my husband saw it? (He apologized first in his email to my "very good and noble husband" and then to me for "even putting you in such a position.") Mr. Cuomo may say this is a sincere apology. I've always seen it as an attempt to provide himself with legal and moral coverage to evade accountability. Now, given Mr. Cuomo’s role as a supporter of and counselor to his brother, I am left again wondering about his relationship with truth and accountability. Has this man always cared "deeply" and "profoundly" about sexual harassment issues? Does he believe enough in accountability to step up and take some meaningful actions?Ayyy, all Italians grab the buttocks! Doesn't matter if it's old or young, male or female, straight or gay! We're always saying (honk) hey how you doin', (honk honk) is your family okay? It's part of our culture! Ayyy! Gabbaguul! Riggote! Stugatz! And don't forget: Don Lemon is credibly accused of a particularly gross and humiliating sexual assault (on a straight man) as well.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2021 11:20 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2021 11:21 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2021 11:21 AM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 24, 2021 11:21 AM (y7DUB)
Chris Cuomo should be drawn and quartered as a proportional punishment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (nHHZn)
Got an IVM prescription thru FREEDOCTOR.
Pharmacy filled but balked at refill.
Haven't been able to contact anyone to straighten it out.
Balk was large dose and liver problems from night pharmacist. Neither is true.
Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: BignJames at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (kihQe)
Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2021 11:23 AM (nHHZn)
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 11:23 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2021 11:23 AM (ffT8C)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 11:23 AM (XvPQV)
We're big fans of finger rape in Delaware.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2021 11:23 AM (nHHZn)
Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at September 24, 2021 11:24 AM (0/qYZ)
-one, she was not his 'boss' per se, but his producer. If she was really his 'boss' then how could she be sexually harassed? All she had to say was 'he touched my breasts in an unwanted manner, so I fired the goomba son of a bitch!'
-two, the story mentions that she says this, not to get him fired, but to get him to promote greater advocacy for sexual harassment. So, blackmail. Use of incriminating information to make the target do what you want. What the actual fuck are we fucking doing here?! Hi, I want you to engage in criminal activity with me!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:24 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2021 11:24 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Christopher Walken in True Romance at September 24, 2021 11:24 AM (Oqbhf)
*********
Were wondering about your timing and motivation here.
We do agree with your concerns about Cuomo's honesty, though.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 24, 2021 11:24 AM (MH0eD)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (jKx2W)
well it's actually sexual assault. You can't just touch people sexually.
The NYT might have forced her to change the wording to "sexual harassment."
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (0G13K)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: CNN at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (KbCG3)
-Peter Griffin
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (VFl7m)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (53oGX)
Oh thank God, thought I was the only one.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...
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Willowed:
it's in stock on Amazon. I got 3 batches from them.
Shelf stable; tastes *awful*.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (lGrs1)
Posted by: wytshus at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (Kt1/r)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
The median latency on these accusations is staggering, and I have a hard time raising an eyebrow at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (Ss8Mj)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (AD3JT)
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His brother's not governor anymore. Maybe he won't get his show back and we can be free of the Cuomo's until the next generation decides to run for office.
Instead, we get their new, just as awful, political class in NY.
Yay...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
The NYT might have forced her to change the wording to "sexual harassment."
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (0G13K)
I agree on the assault, but the 'harassment' angle does not work if she is truly his 'boss'. If she really is his boss, then she has the power to make it stop any time she wants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (csEWM)
Unfortunately, Mr. Cuomo doesn't understand polysyllables like "buffers".
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ll5h1)
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (apMGP)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (3T3jj)
Posted by: George Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (bA3Ln)
If this was a REALLY big deal, Chrissy would have lost his job years ago.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Christopher Walken in True Romance
Why are you quoting me, you f'ing ...
Posted by: Dennis Hopper at September 24, 2021 11:27 AM (KY22T)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (FhXTo)
My sister works at a pharmacy. I haven't asked her if she's filling prescriptions for HCQ or Ivermectin, but she's been on the "vaccines for everyone!" train for a while now (which is partly why I haven't asked her). So I have a feeling you wouldn't be able to get one from her.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (tp+tP)
A CNN chyron during the Cuomo to Lemon handoff that reads:
Both of these men have been credibly accused of sexual assault
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (/EuRN)
He said, as he waved his arms and made the kissing motion with his fingertips.
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (53oGX)
Oh thank God, thought I was the only one.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (tp+tP)
One cautionary note: Sicilians are not the biggest fans of being called Italians...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (apMGP)
"Stugatz to know when to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em. . ."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (0G13K)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (xopIz)
The median latency on these accusations is staggering, and I have a hard time raising an eyebrow at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (DCdYk)
15 years ago, she would have been taking on the 'establishment' directly. Not everyone's willing to charge a machine gun nest directly.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (ZSK0i)
He said, as he waved his arms and made the kissing motion with his fingertips.
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (ZsR3z)
Not enough profanity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (csEWM)
Is Sicilian a different language than Italian or is it an Italian dialect?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 11:30 AM (cSyAR)
Chris Cuomo should be drawn and quartered as a proportional punishment.
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She says she has an email apology from Cuomo, and her husband was a witness to the ass grab.
That's a much more corroborated story of sexual assault than what "credible" witness Dr. Christine Ballsy-Fraud offered to congress when she was trying to kill Kavanaugh's nomination.
And the media told us we must Believe All Womyn!
So I believe this one.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2021 11:30 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at September 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Kx3kq)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:30 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 24, 2021 11:31 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2021 11:31 AM (8nD9v)
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2021 11:31 AM (0G13K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (csEWM)
They like being called eggplants.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2021 11:31 AM (Q9lwr)
These things are written / published only as part of corporate Politburo maneuvering, it's just the elite eating their own, nothing to see here.
The pet on the Ottoman tells you all you need to know.
Posted by: Joe at September 24, 2021 11:31 AM (iFik/)
Sawyer Hackett
@SawyerHackett
This isn't about the horses and reins.
It's about his administration continuing a Stephen Miller policy to deny the Haitians their right to claim asylum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 24, 2021 11:31 AM (d9FiS)
Which was never reported on, obviously.
https://tinyurl.com/3pvh53u6
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:32 AM (tp+tP)
Sawyer Hackett
@SawyerHackett
This isn't about the horses and reins.
It's about his administration continuing a Stephen Miller policy to deny the Haitians their right to claim asylum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 24, 2021 11:31 AM (d9FiS)
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What if they already had asylum in another country like, say, Chile?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 11:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 24, 2021 11:26 AM (oEn12)
The Easy Way to Stop Smoking by Allen Carr. I think.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Which was never reported on, obviously.
https://tinyurl.com/3pvh53u6
Posted by: Dr. T at Sep
I took Zyrtec when I had it. I was sick but like a bad flu. I also took vit D and zinc. Never had any breathing problems
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (2nXUK)
On the other hand I see nothing wrong with Chris Cuomo wearing a tee shirt that says "Truth".
The one that says "Porn-star Stunt Double" and the one that says "I AM THOR" were probably in the laundry
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (ssx3L)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 24, 2021 11:22 AM (kihQe)
Can people please stop trying to grab me? I'm not a hoohah.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (cqAUI)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (ZSK0i)
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Yup, I dig it. Fair enough. So she made her choice. Bringing it up now is suspicious. All of this stuff that comes decades later is suspicious and makes me question motivation even if not the event.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (tp+tP)
One cautionary note: Sicilians are not the biggest fans of being called Italians...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:28 AM (csEWM)
How about Greek-Arab half-breeds? *ducks*
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:34 AM (tp+tP)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 24, 2021 11:34 AM (0BW5E)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:34 AM (MrUFq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:34 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:34 AM (bA3Ln)
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To be completely fair, CNN itself is pretty valueless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 11:34 AM (LvTSG)
What a vile yet pathetic human. Still, he'll be employed at CNN for life.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (L9Ewk)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (2nXUK)"
D is the big one. If you're going to take zinc, try quercetin along with it - it helps zinc uptake.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (0BW5E)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:34 AM (bA3Ln)
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To be completely fair, CNN itself is pretty valueless.
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True, but Chris still gets paid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Zombie Barzini at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (Xrfse)
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True, but Chris still gets paid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (bA3Ln)
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And someone pays for their servers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 11:36 AM (LvTSG)
This is why liberal women think all men are terrible because they hang out with liberal men.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MrUFq)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (cqAUI)
Why do people try to grab any of those? Don't they know what comes *out* of them? Gross.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (5aFbR)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (UW2ZS)
What a farce this has become, although that is not nearly strong enough word. Maybe greatest clusterfuck ever of the American people?
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MxEKc)
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (d9FiS)
Which was never reported on, obviously.
https://tinyurl.com/3pvh53u6
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:32 AM (tp+tP)
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I dunno about the Wuhan virus, but I know that every time I've gotten a sore throat or sinus problems, Flonase works wonders. It's anti-allergy, too, but I don't have allergies. Whatever the hell that stuff is seems to work against more than allergies. If I even have an itchy throat or one of those "this is gonna be a sore throat tomorrow" feelings, I use it along with saline nasal irrigation. I started feeling better once I did this, and in combination with more Vitamin D and Zinc, I haven't been sick for almost two years.
It could all be coincidence, but I suspect clean sinuses go a long way, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Chaz Palminteri at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (OaZlZ)
What a vile yet pathetic human. Still, he'll be employed at CNN for life.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (5aFbR)
You grab all the time, but you only grab and separate on the ones you really like...*
*a joke, ladies
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (stUc+)
Posted by: Zombie Barzini at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (Xrfse)
You, sir, clearly do not have your Coppola movies straight.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Yeah, people swear by his books. He's also done a couple to stop drinking, stop taking meth, stop beating your girlfriend, stop stepping on the crack you're selling to school kids, stop listening to those voices in your head... All best sellers.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)
He grabbed her ass. Whuddayagonnado?
Posted by: Sphynx at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (rXie1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (m+jkK)
Enough said.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM
Because they are losing money with more and more people cutting cable. That's a huge revenue stream for cnn, probably more than advertising.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (NpAcC)
Get over it or swim with the fishes.
Posted by: Zombie Barzini at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (Xrfse)
Enough said.
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Odd, given that every headquarters throughout DoD and other Fed Agencies have CNN on in their lobbies and command out offices 24/7/365. When I see that I always ask myself do the Generals and SES actually believe this shit?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (bA3Ln)
What a farce this has become, although that is not nearly strong enough word. Maybe greatest clusterfuck ever of the American people?
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MxEKc)
Wait, did that actually happen?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:40 AM (tp+tP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (m+jkK)
Well, yes. Spoiled asshats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (csEWM)
Not really an issue.
They all suck balls.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (nHHZn)
What has Fredo Cuomo got on the CNN bigwigs?
Posted by: Sphynx at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (rXie1)
I thought you couldn't step on crack. You can on Cocaine but won't the stuff not rock up if there's too little cocaine in the mix?
Just asking questions.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (ClrTw)
Posted by: f'd at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MxEKc)
It's called KARMA LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (GPwVZ)
This is nothing but Stray Voltage to deflect attention from Cuomo's purposeful decisions to put COVID-infected people into nursing homes which led to tens of thousands dead.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 24, 2021 11:42 AM (pJWtt)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:42 AM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Tater at September 24, 2021 11:42 AM (rXie1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 11:42 AM (2JVJo)
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Andy Griffith Show reruns would make more money than CNN.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:42 AM (bA3Ln)
Fishlips Fredo rubbing up on women? i can't believe it.
I mean, a roided out richboy with a powerful Daddy acting like a douchebag? I can't believe that either!
He's Hunter Biden with a TV show. Oh, but he had COVID and was ALMOST DIED...then he lifted fake weights and was resurrected, fishlips and all.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (4WPW/)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)
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I wish I could say whether I knew this was a joke or not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MxEKc)
I can no longer sit back and allow COVID infiltration, COVID ndoctrination, COVID subversion and the international COVID conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (ssx3L)
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MxEKc)
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It is more important than ever that we achieve universal vaccination due to the problems with breakthrough infection!
Posted by: Harridans on the View at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Dr. T at September:
Yep. an hour or so ago. Although the test was before the show, they were asked to leave the set while on-the air. And the both had the vax.
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:38 AM (DCdYk)
I was bummed when Flonase went OTC, because I was getting a prescription for the shit and paid like $5. Now it's $30. Fuckwads.
My ex used to do that neil-med nasal flush thing every single morning and swore by it. Man, that takes some serious dedication. I couldn't even do it when I had a terrible cold, I'd rather suffer.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and InfoWhores at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
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Hunter just invited his niece over with a great idea for a new viral porn video -- tentatively titled Snatch.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (Ss8Mj)
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You think?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (bA3Ln)
Yep. Two View hags tested positive for Covid live on air. Kumala was due to talk to them any minute. They scrambled and found some random room in studio to put Kumala in. It was supposed to be an hour but she was on for less than ten minutes.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (UW2ZS)
But man, those mid-terms!
And Biden's approval ratings are under water in Oklahoma!
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: clutch cargo
Hunter Biden is writing books now?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (DUOKz)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (NpAcC)
Yeah, prosecutorial discretion though, the thought of taking it before a grand jury is just so, you know, all of that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:45 AM (ssx3L)
https://tinyurl.com/2csxetv8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 11:42 AM
You, sir, are a Moron of great taste.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 11:45 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021
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Tested? What, were they demonstrating how "simple and safe" the test procedure is, like Katie Couric getting her colonoscopy? And how did they get the results back so fast?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2021 11:45 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (koYif)
But man, those mid-terms!
And Biden's approval ratings are under water in Oklahoma!
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (OTzUX)
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I'm sure those things have different names so the Republicans can claim they didn't know.
Fuckwads.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (DCdYk)
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everyone should go back to wearing swords and dueling.
Posted by: keep an eye on that at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (U3Lai)
What a farce this has become, although that is not nearly strong enough word. Maybe greatest clusterfuck ever of the American people?
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MxEKc)
"Hens"? Fck you, we're actually productive!!!
Posted by: hens at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (MxEKc)
Why were they tested?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 11:39 AM (m+jkK)
Makes me wonder what the old man got up to.
"Mario! Asentta me. Tu Sei propio nu' sfaccime!"
Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (DUOKz)
To expand and revise: in a healthy society, if he did this to anyone, pistol whipped.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (csEWM)
Don't worry, we news anchors will be able to provide much-needed leadership during this crisis.
Also ass-grabbings.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (qQsNc)
They did that with the nicotine patch. I was paying something silly like $2 month with insurance covering the rest. Then it went otc.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (OCTRt)
https://tinyurl.com/2csxetv8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 11:42 AM
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That sure was nice to look at.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (DCdYk)
I think Kumalot was going to appear in person. So Secret Service protocols.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (csEWM)
Sorry, actually the drinking book I've heard a LOT of people say did wonders for them. Others not at all. It's some sort of thing where you literally talk yourself out of the habit. For those it's worked for, they say it's like you don't even know why you were smoking/drinking in the first place. There's absolutely NO desire, it's like a switch in your head suddenly goes off. I'm not sure if it worked for Ace like that - but I'd seen a celebrity a few years back who had been to rehabs etc. for alcohol, read the book and were clean and sober for over a year. Also they claim you can be around it and don't give a shit.
For the cost, I don't see what you've got to lose other than a few hours wasted reading if it doesn't work.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:44 AM (UW2ZS)
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And she, as well, is "immunized"
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (OaZlZ)
Best part is millions of LIV's/lemming saw that with their own lyin' eyes and now have to figure out how to square it with the narrative.
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (MxEKc)
Why were they tested?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM
I think they get tested daily. A whole bunch of TV people do that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (koYif)
i, for one, am looking forward to quaker instant apple and ivermectin oatmeal.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (sGtp+)
Which was never reported on, obviously.
https://tinyurl.com/3pvh53u6
Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2021 11:32 AM (tp+tP)
Maybe that's why (plus age) I never noticed that my kids had the coof. Zyrtec is our go-to for seasonal allergies. My kids' coof sickness has been verified with antibody testing.
And yeah, I believe her. But the idiot chicks taking the knee pads stance with liberal politicians is a large part of why we are where we are. Debase yourself, get debased further.
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (c8cE2)
Posted by: Gropey Joe at September 24, 2021 11:48 AM (CTJwJ)
https://bit.ly/3lP9oGI
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:48 AM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at September 24, 2021 11:48 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:46 AM (Ez6QX)
I wonder if it was because the VP was going to show up.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:48 AM (ssx3L)
They did that with the nicotine patch. I was paying something silly like $2 month with insurance covering the rest. Then it went otc.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM
Same with me and nexium. I got 90 days of it for $7.00. Tricare quit carrying it when it went OTC. Now I have to pay $45 for 90 days.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
There are 15 minute nasal swab tests. They only go 3/4" in. Not the back of the brain pan.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (OCTRt)
https://is.gd/32cL6r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021
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I'm Swedish, German, and Ruthenian (eastern Europe somewhere). We concentrate on getting enough sunlight during the wintertime.
(I'm considering telling people I'm 1/4 Assiniboine Indian -- a tribe that straddled the Manitoba/North Dakota border. My mom was actually from Canada, so why not. Most people have never heard of that tribe. When somebody touts his "Native American" heritage and you ask what tribe, 95% of the time he says "Cherokee.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: mind you, email gropes can be pretty nasti at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:37 AM (MxEKc)
It's called KARMA LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2021 11:41 AM (GPwVZ)
I wonder if those two harpies were at the Emmies "outdoor" super-spreader event. It would be some delicious schadenfreude if a bunch of the Beautiful People (tm) get COVID! They've been all-in in crushing the serfs over this bull$h!t, it's time that they get a dose of their own medicine (so to speak).
God has a finely-sown sense of the ironic.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (pJWtt)
I'm NOT condoning men molesting teenage girls. But there is in the moral order always a "worse thing" i.e. it's worse to torture someone to death than for a jealous spouse to shoot the other in a crime of passion.
But one cannot say the unsayable today.
Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at September 24, 2021 11:50 AM (DUOKz)
He's there so that Don Lemon has someone stupider than him to make fun of.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 24, 2021 11:50 AM (apMGP)
They did the test before airtime. They received the results of the test live on air.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:50 AM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (wAnMi)
Didn't work for me, but like you said, lots of people swear by him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:51 AM (Ez6QX)
@JohnStossel
When Facebook claims someone spreads misleading or partly false info, we who are accused have little recourse.
I spent a year trying to get Facebook and it's "fact checkers" to correct false things they posted about me.
Now I'm taking them to court.
https://tinyurl.com/6hd4wvz8
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 11:51 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:47 AM (koYif)
Society for Promotion of Elfish Welfare?
Sidenote: Dammit, I initially thought of the Special Purpose Infantry Weapon program. One darn letter...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:51 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Don LeMon at September 24, 2021 11:51 AM (stUc+)
Posted by: George Costanza Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:52 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
There are 15 minute nasal swab tests. They only go 3/4" in. Not the back of the brain pan.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021
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Sounds like the one I submitted to this morning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2021 11:52 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 11:52 AM (koYif)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2021 11:52 AM (8u1Ia)
Its not working anymore, so they have to secretly perv out on work zoom calls.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Jeff G at September 24, 2021 11:53 AM (teNDc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:53 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 24, 2021 11:53 AM (7/1Wu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 11:53 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at September 24, 2021 11:50 AM (DUOKz)
We get wha you mean. It is one jumbled mess of shit. Also, I would point out that they are trying to break down the barriers against pedophilia as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:53 AM (csEWM)
Paisan, got his ass shot off. Ayyy! It's a tragedy!
No one can greet Joey No Ass like an Italian man.
Brings a tear to my eye,
Ayyy! And don't get me started on Brie Larson!
Ayyy!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (Xo5lP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I'm from that European suntanning mecca of England/Wales/Ireland/Scotland and Warsaw. I should be pasty white, but I tan to a brown, then start getting redder & redder. No idea where that comes from.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:48 AM (ssx3L)
Probably, but I'm assuming they're all vaccinated. Which tells you right there what they think of the vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)
https://is.gd/32cL6r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (DCdYk)
That push up bra is earning its pay
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (XvPQV)
i, for one, am looking forward to quaker instant apple and ivermectin oatmeal.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 24, 202
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I mix the Bimectin with peanut butter on toast. I get a mild sort of "oily" taste or scent from it, but mostly it's apple flavor as it says on the package.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:43 AM (csEWM)
I think this might be the interview I was thinking of, or at least close enough.
https://youtu.be/9LUm51Z-Ii0
There's a ton of videos on YT for Allen Karr's self-hypnosis stuff. If it really does work that way, then I guess it boils down to how open you are to suggestion. I did a lot of work with a self-hypnosis dude for many years, he'd trained olympic and other athletes get to the next level. I never really got results, nor could he ever put me into a state that others seemed to drop into almost immediately. As usual, YMMV.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (wAnMi)
Say the hosts tested positive?
Brilliant!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2021 11:52 AM (8u1Ia)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (csEWM)
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But somehow there are still the ones to sample the back of the brain pan.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (SfD1B)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 24, 2021 11:35 AM (0BW5E)
Didn't someone say (or link to) something that said Ivermectin also helps with zinc uptake?
Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (3f1xB)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (Q1Btd)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 24, 2021 11:29 AM (xopIz)
always had the hots for Roz for some reason
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (3f1xB)
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Good luck on your jorb!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (LvTSG)
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I will say this about Tucker, he doesn't mince words.
Posted by: I like that in a man at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (teNDc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021
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Liam Neeson as Macbeth comes on The View.
Macbeth: "How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags! What is't you do here?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (3f1xB)
Good luck!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (XvPQV)
orb interview wish me luck horde.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (3f1xB)
Break a Leg
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda,
Someone call the FDA! He's going to eat horse food!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (3f1xB)
Oooh, good luck!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (3f1xB)
Good luck, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021
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Her lifestyle involved waking up in new guys' beds every couple of weeks. That's kind of hot in its own slutty way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2021 11:56 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at September 24, 2021 11:48 AM (vGJY7)
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I like the part where the definition of herd immunity has now been changed to "X% vaccinated."
Pay no attention to the words that are literally the name of the thing, and especially don't think about how we're not walking around vaccinating deer and racoons in the wild.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (SfD1B)
Fox News reportedly cancels Rudy Giuliani for 3 months, plus his gubernatorial candidate son
nothing to see here
molest away
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (2o90I)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (8D42x)
She was a goer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (3f1xB)
There are 15 minute nasal swab tests. They only go 3/4" in. Not the back of the brain pan.
Posted by: rickb223
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Well, it sure *felt* like it went to the back of the brain pan. Nurse Mengele gave no warning. Hell, I would have preferred the shot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (DMQdU)
Yammer. Cluck. Slander.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (3f1xB)
Do not score too high on your IQ test.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (yrol0)
Oh well. It's an annoyance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Break a Leg
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Neigh!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM
I am nearly pure Appalachian Scots/Irish and when I got out in the sun my body says fvck this and I literally get blisters on my arms from excess Vitamin D absorption. Took the doctors quite some time to figure out what was going on.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (JUOKG)
Fox News reportedly cancels Rudy Giuliani for 3 months, plus his gubernatorial candidate son
nothing to see here
molest away
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Fox will do anything to get Disney to buy them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (bA3Ln)
The conservative (tm) case for grabbing the buttocks.
Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (ATyck)
will die a prolonged painful death
if so, I will rethink my faith in God
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (uCLWI)
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (SWHSV)
Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (Kx3kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (csEWM)"
I was at one of the top steak house in Manhattan for a business dinner. People had a few drinks and one guy said something about another guys daughter. That was it. The guy literally picked up a steak knife and went after him. He wasn't kidding. Luckily we disarmed him before it got ugly. You had to see the other patrons faces.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (8u1Ia)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (OCTRt)
It is a short reach across the bay of Biscay to Northern Spain.
Which is also why there are a lot of redheads in Norther Spain, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (ssx3L)
I'm not defending him. But what you could do 20 years ago is way different. And what you could do 20 years before that was way different.
If it was critical for her, especially as his boss ( former) she'd have said something. Remember, this is subordinate up the chain. Not down.
This is much ado about nothing. For if it wasn't, we'd know about it. Is her husband a Cuck?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (nF+eU)
Investigators say Khalil El Dahr tried to make a cell phone call. When the call did not go through, he became agitated. He eventually rushed towards the cockpit yelling that he wanted to be shot.
Just as that happened, a flight crew officer opened the cockpit door. El Dahr then allegedly choked a flight attendant with his own tie and attempted to enter the cockpit.
It took seven crew members to restrain El Dahr using neck ties, flex cuffs and four seat belt extensions.
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (bA3Ln)
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Is Disney even in the market for the rest of Fox?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (DCdYk)
Religion of Peas
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 11:59 AM (yrol0)
Probably, but I'm assuming they're all vaccinated. Which tells you right there what they think of the vaccine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)
There is some talk that the very highest of levels of the administration got saline if they got anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 11:59 AM (ssx3L)
North Carolina 'funeral home' ad spreads message: 'Don't get vaccinated'
CHARLOTTE -- The truck had the name of a funeral home on it. But instead of a soothing thought that might double as a company slogan, the message on the side read: "Don't get vaccinated."
The black truck advertising for "Wilmore Funeral Home" delivered that blunt and unexpected message on Sunday to football fans in downtown Charlotte as they headed to watch the Carolina Panthers play the New Orleans Saints.
abc11.com
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 11:59 AM (2o90I)
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The human vagina should not be used like a petri dish.
Posted by: I'm not a virologist, but I do know a lack of social distancing can lead to problems at September 24, 2021 11:59 AM (P0tdH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (bA3Ln)
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Is Disney even in the market for the rest of Fox?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (DCdYk)
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I think the original purchase required Fox to divest the two major divisions. The entertainment division got sold to Disney, and the news division stayed put. So dictated the government, which could never change its mind or act capriciously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 11:59 AM (LvTSG)
They are all gross.
And I'd love to see one of them publicly decked.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (W2Pud)
I had that test once. It's really awful.
Now they have you blow your nose and before you wipe, they spin a swab around in your nostril for ten revolutions each side. It still tickles, but it doesn't feel like they're gouging your brain.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: clutch cargo
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Hey, the voices told me to stay home and clean all the guns today. Is that bad advice?
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Former Postal Worker at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (/XOcP)
This test result on air was a stupid idea on the part of the regime's propaganda arm. If everything is bullshit then don't air live proof of the bullshit. That's not even how you do gaslighting.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (qQsNc)
"The FDA has not authorized or approved ivermectin for the treatment or prevention of COVID-19 in people or animals."
Hmm. I wonder if they had the same verbiage up for the vaccine...for the last year or so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (koYif)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (8D42x)
She was a goer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 11:57 AM (csEWM)
I'll bet she does, I'll bet she does, nudge, nudge!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (XvPQV)
will die a prolonged painful death
if so, I will rethink my faith in God
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Can she have ass cancer and Covid at the same time?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (JUOKG)
Me too. This led me to mostly quit the stuff. I keep it around, but treat most flare ups with Alka Seltzer chews and water. Works well for me.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 24, 2021 11:53 AM (7/1Wu)
LOL!
That's quite the humble-brag.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (pJWtt)
Al Sharpton Tries To Race-Hustle In Del Rio, TX...Hecklers Drown Him Out: "We don't want your racism in Texas! Get out of here! You're a disgrace. You're a racist!"
indeed
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (2o90I)
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 11:59 AM (2o90I)
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How ambiguous. Are they implying that if you get vaccinated, you'll need their services (services people need but never want), or that if you get vaccinated you *won't* need their services?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (JUOKG)
Wow. I'm not going to complain about sunburning super easy anymore.
Oh, who am I kidding, yes I will.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)
We only have 1 week to close the gap. Help now [link to pay] stop=end
STOP
NETWORK MSG: You replied with the word "stop" which blocks all texts sent from this number. Don't worry, we have several thousand other phone numbers to keep spamming you with.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (wAnMi)
This busty blonde is happy she didn't know Cuomo in 2005. Or earlier. Or later.
https://is.gd/32cL6r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (DCdYk)
That push up bra is earning its pay
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 11:54 AM (XvPQV)
Heh. Back in my bar-hopping days, I kinda got in trouble once for seeing a hawt busty chick walk by, and then I quipped "Thank God for the WonderBra" to another regular sitting next to me, which was overheard by a handful of college girls a couple of stools down. I was immediately informed that I was an asshole, which I knew, but it was nice to have my own judgement confirmed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: SMOD
Why does EVERYONE overlook the lowly fire extinguisher? One or two taps from that and he's asleep for a week.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: clutch cargo
***
Hey, the voices told me to stay home and clean all the guns today. Is that bad advice?
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Former Postal Worker at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (/XOcP)
best valentines card I've seen - "Even the voices in my head say they like you!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (DCdYk)
Great catch
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (2o90I)
Posted by: i'm not St. Thomas Aquinas, but I know shit that people shouldn't be doing when I see it at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (7jQy4)
it made sense to us, but you know Cuomo and friends were like "no, sir, how dare you. You harassed a woman who wasn't in the same zip code as you because patriarchy and republican, not because you are attracted to them."
so, in getting trump (tm), they precluded all normal defenses.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 12:03 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2021 12:03 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 11:55 AM (8D42x)
In her early 20's, Peri was a great drinking bud
unfortunately, she grew up
unlike me
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 12:03 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (n+4am)
That's a clear indication of interest
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 12:03 PM (XvPQV)
==
The human vagina should not be used like a petri dish.
Posted by: I'm not a virologist, but I do know a lack of social distancing can lead to problems at September 24, 2021
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I can just hear Frasier or Niles saying that line!
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Former Postal Worker at September 24, 2021 12:03 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (8u1Ia)
That is what is known as a party foul. A lady who worked for me as my team lead had an 18 year old daughter. When I first met her, she was in braces. She was still 18, but my mind immediately put her into pigtails, braces and selling lemonade territory- the exact opposite of sexual in my subconscious. So one day, my team lead asked me if I though her daughter was attractive. I gave her a shocked look and said 'I think of her more as asking me whether I would like to buy some lemonade while I am going to work in my suit and briefcase. 'Hah, no xxxx, I have to get to work, but you keep at it and maybe I will pick some up this afternoon.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:04 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (n+4am)
You should have apologized and said I meant to say nice tits.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 12:04 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: i'm not St. Thomas Aquinas, but I know shit that people shouldn't be doing when I see it at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (7jQy4)
yeah, he gives a shit about my lame ass
right
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 12:04 PM (uCLWI)
He texted me from the plane that he was in the "combat seat" and hoped to see some action.
That crazy kid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 12:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (jmkSx)
Have they checked Khalil's luggage for a remote detonation device?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (koYif)
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In *Democrat* politics.
AKA, 'Liberals', 'Progressives', 'Democrats'
Let's play a game, who is your favorite Left/Democrat perv?
I'm torn between Barney Frank, and Gerry Studds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Shelley Ross 2005 at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (7/1Wu)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021
Wow. I'm not going to complain about sunburning super easy anymore.
Oh, who am I kidding, yes I will.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 1
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I discovered long ago that I do not tan. I turn red and peel, then fade back to ecru.
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Former Postal Worker at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Former Postal Worker at September 24, 2021 12:00 PM (/XOcP)
I think it depends on which voice TBH. I'm still trying to figure out why I'd want to stop stepping on the crack I'm selling kids.
Speaking of voices in your head, more info on John Hinckley: https://youtu.be/tI5_YuCWTMA
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (2DOZq)
cuck -> coward
If A then B.
A is sufficient for B.
B is necessary for A.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (qQsNc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)
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What if I'm married to the daughter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
The FLCCC Alliance has good info on doctors and pharmacies where you can get Ivermectin. Surprised no one has mentioned this yet....
https://covid19criticalcare.com/
Posted by: Bumkin at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (kcUnF)
because you don't wanna break your mothers back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 12:07 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 12:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 24, 2021 11:53 AM (7/1Wu)
I know. You'd think it would be a blessing, but no, it's a fucking curse.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2021 12:07 PM (mR6Gs)
1. Prazosin (Minipress) for Nightmares
2. Clomiphene (Clomid) for Male Infertility
3. Memantine (Namenda) for OCD
4. Clonidine (Catapres) for ADHD
5. Quetiapine (Seroquel) for Insomnia
6. Naltrexone (Revia) for Behavioral Addiction
7. Colchicine (Colcrys) for Pericarditis
8. Propranolol (Inderal) for Performance Anxiety
9. Sildenafil (Viagra) for Female Sexual Arousal Disorder
10. Modafinil (Provigil) for Depression
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 12:08 PM (RHGPo)
"Hey why donchu come over here and let me grab your ass, for America. Becoss we are currently under assault from the Trump right and we need to band together. Don is gay, he won't grab your ass, I will, and it should really only be me who does it, not Fox News, you can't trust them."
- Fishlips Fredo
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 24, 2021 12:08 PM (4WPW/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (n+4am)
Or I guess a blowjob is out of the question.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 12:08 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2021 12:08 PM (VJsqe)
for the umpteenth time. It's a great movie about gangs in Italy. I guess that's tangential to the current topic. Carry on.Posted by: gp's Pocket Of Resistance at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (2o90I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I have a friend who's daughter just turned 16. She's cute. If I were 16, I'd ask her out. But I don't dare say a word. How do you even say, "yeah, she's a cutie" without sounding pervy?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 11:58 AM (RHGPo)
Mormon?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)
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What if I'm married to the daughter?
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I told my MIL that I had seen her daughter buck assed naked. She seemed pleased.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
ESPECIALLY not then. Look at it this way: parents are to their (female) children are like children are to their parents: in an abstract way, you know they have sex, but you are violently, viscerally predisposed against the idea. Different reasons, sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (koYif)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (ssx3L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Your FIL does not want to hear it. I can't speak for your MIL.
Posted by: how you get yourself slapped at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (7jQy4)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)
You tell the Dad: " I hope you have a gun"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)
Telling women you've never met "congratulations on being pregnant" based solely on the size of their belly.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM (qQsNc)
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (jmkSx)
This is sickening. They are literally throwing their own employees under the bus and trying to make political capital over a picture that clearly doesn't depict what is being charged. It's so fucking stupid.
What a clown country we are.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021
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What if I'm married to the daughter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021
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I got along great with Mrs. Wolfus No. 2's father; he and I were only 12 years apart in age, and he was a cool guy. But even I didn't talk about that with him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Lots of shenanigans.
I wonder if it's enough to get the AZ legislature to pass some election integrity legislation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 24, 2021 12:11 PM (kihQe)
Anything you tell a woman will be held against you. The Belinda Warning.
Posted by: gp's Pocket Of Resistance at September 24, 2021 12:11 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (2o90I)
Early "leak" of the report... I've since read that it will have some incriminating things in it... It has finally caught the medias eye though... So maybe that's why the early leak
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2021 12:11 PM (8nD9v)
I discovered long ago that I do not tan. I turn red and peel, then fade back to ecru.
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Former Postal Worker
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I see Dermatologist appointments in your future.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, showing surgery scars at September 24, 2021 12:11 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (koYif)
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Is that what they're calling it?
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2021 12:11 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021
How about "your daughter is an animal in the sack " ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 12:12 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM (qQsNc)
This. What is odd is, you will run into a lot who look like that. I had a new employee who looked like that. After getting her set up and to where she was supposed to go, I turned to another gal who worked for me and said 'She's not pregnant, is she?' 'Nope.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:12 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)
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What if I'm married to the daughter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
me: sir, i'd like your daughters hand...
her dad: why?
me: cause i'm tired of using my own...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 12:12 PM (8D42x)
Biden said they will "pay" for this and then preceded to accuse them of things they clearly didn't do
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2021 12:13 PM (8nD9v)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)
What was that word everyone hated? Nubile. Unless you are talking about a painting of pan and some nymphs there is probably not a good use case for the word "nubile". nubile -> adolescent + sexy although at some point in the past it just meant newly available for marriage.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:13 PM (qQsNc)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (9k6qg)
Up until this point, you have been a dutiful, even dedicated soldier. From deflecting from your brother's troubles in the early days of Covid, to soldiering through yourself, we will be forever grateful.
However, as a wise man once said: 'All idiots lose their usefulness at some point', we must part ways.
Enclosed please find a fre round of Putt-Putt golf, and a complimentary 12 pack of Grapefruit Seltzer.
Best,
CNN/DNC
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (7Fj9P)
What was that word everyone hated? Nubile. Unless you are talking about a painting of pan and some nymphs there is probably not a good use case for the word "nubile". nubile -> adolescent + sexy although at some point in the past it just meant newly available for marriage.
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What about Smoke Show?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:13 PM (qQsNc)
Good pull. It is a squicky word.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2021 12:13 PM (8nD9v)
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It's probably already been noted, but isn't it funny how when a dem is in the Whitehouse, the workers must pay. When the president is republican, it's the president who pays the price.
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
55k bad votes
Server files deleted
Log rolled over
Ballot image files missing
Not in this report but when the state voters roll were match to SS Admin almost 60% of the 687k new voters since the 2016 election do not exist.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:12 PM (csEWM)
Yep, never do it. Never never never do it.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (qQsNc)
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Former Postal Worker at September 24, 2021 12:05 PM (/XOcP)
Same here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)
Far fewer hummingbirds today here at Schloss Hadrian. A couple were flitting around this morning and one was even fueling up at a sugar water feeder, but nothing like the mob that descended on us earlier in the week. May have just been a migrating flock that was enjoying our hospitality before heading south.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I have a friend who's daughter just turned 16. She's cute. If I were 16, I'd ask her out. But I don't dare say a word. How do you even say, "yeah, she's a cutie" without sounding pervy?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)
let me know if you ever need help disposing of one of her boyfriends?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 12:15 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)
You tell the Dad: " I hope you have a gun"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM (GPwVZ)
https://is.gd/5JzHw2
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2021 12:15 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)
Especially if they're only 12.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2021 12:15 PM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (bA3Ln)
That's exactly the opposite. Elegant, sultry, refined, definitely 'of age' if not toward the older side of things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:15 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021
How about "your daughter is an animal in the sack " ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 12:12 PM (uCLWI)
"Your daughter's a moaner"?
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 24, 2021 12:15 PM (jmkSx)
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and in the past, or currently some mid eastern countries that's about 14 or 15 years old.
Posted by: Joe Biden has an affinity for the Taliban, ask why at September 24, 2021 12:16 PM (U3Lai)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 24, 2021 12:16 PM (5HBd1)
https://is.gd/32cL6r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 11:49 AM (DCdYk)
Now that I'm over 29, grabbing buns is best when its something I can have with my coffee, like a bearclaw, or a cinnimon roll. But she could maybe get them for me, just so I could watch.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 12:16 PM (axyOa)
Far fewer hummingbirds today here at Schloss Hadrian. A couple were flitting around this morning and one was even fueling up at a sugar water feeder, but nothing like the mob that descended on us earlier in the week. May have just been a migrating flock that was enjoying our hospitality before heading south.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (/U27+)
We had about 50 buzzards the other day.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 12:16 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (n+4am)
Or I guess a blowjob is out of the question.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 12:08 PM (yrol0)
Too bad. I wanted to show you my O-face.
Posted by: Drew at September 24, 2021 12:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Spit or swallow at September 24, 2021 12:17 PM (KEbxE)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (OCTRt)
You tell the Dad: " I hope you have a gun"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2021 12:10 PM
Yep. Said that to my buddy once. "In a few years, you're going to need lawyers, guns, and good alibis." He laughed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 12:17 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (bA3Ln)
That's fine and actually imparts a degree of maturity. I don't know what women feel about it though.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:17 PM (qQsNc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 12:01 PM (DCdYk)
Great catch
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2021 12:02 PM (mR6Gs)
I read it as them trying to drum up business, which would rely on you dying because you were unvaccinated, i.e. do this thing that would lead to more business for us.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2021 12:17 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)
Didn't you mention once you were toward the irish side of things? Not uncommon.
I burn easily, but peel to reveal a darker tan. So both the irish and the italian side comes through.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:17 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (stUc+)
Posted by: Liz at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (iFHRv)
I turned and walked out the door. Her husband and son met me on the porch. They congratulated me. Told me it was a test to see if I was good enough for their daughter.
I didn't have the heart to tell them I kept my condoms in my glove box.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (9k6qg)
We had about 50 buzzards the other day.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 12:16 PM (yrol0)
________
I'd say that's not good, but my understanding is that they're attracted by things that are already dead. How you feeling?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (/U27+)
Make sense.
Why would a country that restricts money shifts want to let it be done electronically ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:17 PM (qQsNc)
Hell, I figure they would take it for a heavy compliment. Not dirty, but with all the connotations I mentioned above.
Eva Green would be a modern epitome of the concept.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (csEWM)
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I'm sure mass resignations from the Border patrol would net Joey an extra scoop of ice cream, and a "special" nighttime visit from Dr. Jill.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (Kx3kq)
Biden said they will "pay" for this and then preceded to accuse them of things they clearly didn't do
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2021 12:13 PM (8nD9v)
Such is life in a banana republic.
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (prSvo)
Why?
Cause I'm about to get started on that.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (axyOa)
Liberal women in particular were permanently brain damaged by that one. They still go on at length about how Trump is definitely banging Ivanka, and also that Joe and Hunter are pure as the driven snow.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (nTMxV)
I burn easily, but peel to reveal a darker tan. So both the irish and the italian side comes through.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:17 PM (csEWM)
Yes. I burn, then depending on how bad it is I either peel or it just fades. No tan for me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (cn6vO)
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How shocked would you be if Fredo's laptop was abandoned and then found via his hard drive that his family life is The Aristocrats! all the way down.
Me, not at all.
Posted by: you can't make this stuff up, its unbelievable, but true at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (KEbxE)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2021 12:16 PM (axyOa)
^^^ This!
Posted by: LtCol Vindman at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (qQsNc)
I turned and walked out the door. Her husband and son met me on the porch. They congratulated me. Told me it was a test to see if I was good enough for their daughter.
I didn't have the heart to tell them I kept my condoms in my glove box.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (OCTRt)
++++
Ha
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (/U27+)
I was actually in the side yard of a retirement center.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (Jvj76)
well, either Trump lost or the initial report is playing the game of lying by headline. Posobeic had a minor thing saying the lying headlines ignore the number of fake ballots counted. IDK.
Maybe he lost, maybe they didn't look at the right kind of fraud.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (qQsNc)
Tim Donnelly, probably best known as Chet on the 70's show "Emergency", has passed away at age 77...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy
Also in Parts - The Clonus Horror
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 24, 2021 12:20 PM (63Dwl)
I turned and walked out the door. Her husband and son met me on the porch. They congratulated me. Told me it was a test to see if I was good enough for their daughter.
I didn't have the heart to tell them I kept my condoms in my glove box.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (OCTRt)
always love this joke
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 12:21 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2021 12:13 PM (8nD9v)
It is like he is trying to find people who are nominally on his side to piss off.
I know people who are claiming this is not incompetence, it is the first stage of a purge
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 12:21 PM (ssx3L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021
How about "your daughter is an animal in the sack " ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2021 12:12 PM (uCLWI)
"Your daughter's a moaner"?
Posted by: Now they tell me
"Is there grass on that field"?
Posted by: Dan Schneider at September 24, 2021 12:22 PM (7/1Wu)
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We resent that!
Posted by: Eichenwald, Toobin at September 24, 2021 12:22 PM (WKnkC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2021 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
"The election was stolen. What are you gonna do about it, serf? HAR HAR HAR!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 12:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 24, 2021 12:23 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2021 12:24 PM (Y274z)
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Best part is millions of LIV's/lemming saw that with their own lyin' eyes and now have to figure out how to square it with the narrative.
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Good thing Karmella wasn't around anyone in the TV studio that might have come in contact with them.
Or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 24, 2021 12:24 PM (de2/z)
Was the shooter the wrong demographic?
Was the shooter the wrong political persuasion?
Are the Memphis po-po screwing up thd FBI playbook by Not publicizing info about the shooter?
Has the msm just not yet finished crafting a BS story?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected President & covid came from a lab in China at September 24, 2021 12:24 PM (GCeWn)
"The election was stolen. What are you gonna do about it, serf? HAR HAR HAR!"
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They want you to know they did it. If you werent sure they did it and got away with it, you'd still have some incentive to vote. If you KNOW they did it, and nothing happened, you have no reason to expect your vote counts. It makes it easier then to control you from now on.
Posted by: Efficiency at September 24, 2021 12:25 PM (q0bnB)
Biden said they will "pay" for this and then preceded to accuse them of things they clearly didn't do
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2021 12:13 PM (8nD9v)
Welcome to working for leftists. Its always your fault, even in nothing wrong happened. Everyone should vote accordingly.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2021 12:26 PM (eoQWY)
Did Penthouse print that when you sent that in?
Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2021 12:26 PM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (/U27+)
They migrate in large groups, so it is an indication they are about to start off. They have to gather and practice. Early winter I think.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 12:27 PM (ssx3L)
Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 12:19 PM (Kx3kq)
Our local mortician has a bumper sticker at his desk that says, "I accept your nomination for the Darwin Awards"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2021 12:28 PM (ssx3L)
You can tell they are Italian, they have Roman hands.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 12:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2021 12:18 PM (9k6qg)
Because she probably told him not to, to keep her cushy job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2021 12:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: IanDeal at September 24, 2021 12:38 PM (MGjjz)
Posted by: SMH
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*recollects*
"Mothers, lock up your daughters, then lock up your maidservants, then lock up yourselves. Lord Montgomery is on the prowl."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2021 12:42 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2021 12:42 PM (ytSiK)
Sorting through my footage from the border. I was in the river during the viral incident between a Haitian migrant and mounted CBP agent. It's shaky - but here's what I captured.
https://tinyurl.com/yzqdmbae
More evidence he never touched him with the reins.
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2021 01:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2021 01:14 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 24, 2021 01:18 PM (DnPS/)
Posted by: Dr. Mongo at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (FJoyS)
Posted by: B Moe at September 24, 2021 03:03 PM (giapq)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 24, 2021 05:23 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Harry at September 24, 2021 05:27 PM (EcD5Y)
Now that Fredo's brother is out as governor, his utility is rather diminished. This is the perfect excuse to dump him and build up the prog cred at the same time.
Posted by: Sam at September 24, 2021 05:54 PM (ohyxL)
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