Biden Threatens Border Agents: "Those People Will Pay"

They did their job. They did nothing wrong.

But The Regime will punish people for doing their jobs.

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@tparti

Biden on the images of border patrol agents in Del Rio: "I promise you, those people will pay."
"There will be consequences. It's an embarrassment. But beyond an embarrassment is dangerous, it's wrong."

More reactions at Twitchy.

The Regime actually doesn't want immigrants stopped at the border. The Regime wants immigrants let through the border, it merely wants to be credited as "trying to secure the border."

They can't state what their policy really is -- they'd lose power -- and they intend, like a passive-aggressive person, that border agents will just "get the vibe" of what they want.

And when people don't get the vibe, they stroke out.

The photographer who took the picture said that the patrolmen did not whip anyone, and the photograph is being misconstrued.

If you look at the picture -- something the media didn't -- you can see the reins are just flying around freely. The Border Patrol agent is using his hand to grab the fleeing border-sneaker by the arm. The other hand is on the other side of the horse and is presumably controlling it by the reins.

He does not have a free hand to "whip" anyone.

Ratje is a photographer based in Las Cruces and has been in Del Rio since Friday. He said took the photographs from the Mexican side.
"I've never seen them whip anyone," Ratje said. "He was swinging it, but it can be misconstrued when you’re looking at the picture."
The photos drew immense criticism from many on social media and the White House said it will investigate.
White House press secretary Jen Psaki called images "horrific."

As I mentioned earlier this week: Biden is following the Obama plan on the border. They gin up a story among their media allies and pressure group allies to push the story that they're being Too Tough on the border, to give them cover to issue orders that are essentially open borders, without being admitted as such.

Biden on the lie that border patrol were using whips on illegal immigrants at the border:

"To see people treated like they did? Horses running them over? People being strapped? It's outrageous. I promise you, those people will pay." pic.twitter.com/Jx79KoYTy9
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 24, 2021

Jen Psaki said that the border agents will no longer be allowed to use horses to patrol a thousand mile long border. I guess they'll just jog, or use golf carts or something.

The Babylon Bee prophecized this last week:

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:17 PM (XvPQV)

2 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

3 That is the question.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

4 Also, start issuing the BP whips.
And miniguns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:17 PM (XvPQV)

5
More traumatic than "Roots"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2021 01:18 PM (pNxlR)

6 Biden Threatens Border Agents: "Those People Will Pay"

10% for the big guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2021 01:18 PM (EjmvJ)

7 then wanders off with tail and brain between his legs

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 24, 2021 01:18 PM (2o90I)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 24, 2021 01:19 PM (Pjo28)

9 But no mean tweets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 24, 2021 01:19 PM (L/b7X)

10 I'd like to see someone drag Psaki off the stage after a surprise COVID positive test.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 24, 2021 01:19 PM (vivhj)

11 Horse Privilege>>White privilege

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 01:19 PM (yrol0)

12 Silly Optimism: perhaps being the worst possible employer will reduce the size of the federal government?

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 24, 2021 01:20 PM (c8cE2)

13 Every border patrol agent should say they are scared of the COVID and need telecommute privileges.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:20 PM (mbFEM)

14 As long as people are paying for things, I wonder what the bill is for drone-killing 7 children in Afghanistan?

At least they weren't whipped.

Posted by: Scott at September 24, 2021 01:20 PM (QvuuX)

15 "those people will pay"

so he's planning on droning some family in Nebraska?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:20 PM (8D42x)

16 "They can't state what their policy really is -- they'd lose power" - ace

On what planet?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 01:21 PM (OTzUX)

17 This is the "insurrection" 2.0. Political punishment based on a total lie.

Posted by: Shut up, they explained at September 24, 2021 01:21 PM (sA7C5)

18 They did their job. They did nothing wrong. ...
... As I mentioned earlier this week: Biden is following the Obama plan on the border. They gin up a story among their media allies and pressure group allies to push the story that they're being Too Tough on the border, to give them cover to issue orders that are essentially open borders, without being admitted as such. ...
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And that's why they're being punished. Not for *not* doing their jobs, or for doing their jobs badly or incorrectly, but *because* they did their jobs appropriately.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:21 PM (DCdYk)

19 Has Juan Williams called Biden the deporter in chief yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2021 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

20 The BP should start wearing Somberos so the press thinks they're Mexicans.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:22 PM (bA3Ln)

21 Also, start issuing the BP whips.
And miniguns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:17 PM (XvPQV)

but mostly mini-guns

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:22 PM (8D42x)

22 This is what happens when an election is allowed to be stolen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:22 PM (Bmy3R)

23 BREAKING: DHS announces that Border Patrol agents will all be issued unicycles, and the ones who complain about it will be demoted to ice skates.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 01:22 PM (guGkK)

24 Time to go down to the border, possibly for the first time in your life Joey, and deliver that come comeuppance in person.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (TNyrE)

25 I'd like to see someone drag Psaki off the stage after a surprise COVID positive test.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 24, 2021 01:19 PM (vivhj)

can we have the otters do it?

they're good at surprise...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (8D42x)

26 This is retarded. Horses are great crowd control, and frankly how else will you deal with a runner? because i think motorcycles with catchpoles like mongol cowboys do things would look worse.

Im laughing because i favor leather split reins over cotton splits, but all i could think was ok, if it looked bad, make a rule no split reins, ok? cotton barrel racing reins too short to be mistaken for anything scary by imaginative city folk only.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (ywuPa)

27 That's ok, he will forget about these guys in an hour. Alzheimer's.....

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (NUalg)

28 They wanted to get first hand testimony from the poor black "refugees" that were whipped, but they forgot to document where they dropped them off.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (4thlk)

29 Border Patrol replaced with Capitol Police Stormtroopers in 3..2...1...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (XvPQV)

30 this bullshit is the dnc's voter outreach, "we will make it ok to break the law. Shit our leaders can fucking lie and cheat at will with no reprecussions"

the ultimate point with floyd and other cop trials (not the obvious bad shooting cases like Noor) is that cops will decop, cities will basically become district 9 hellholes where dems can print ballots at will.

fine, normal people, leave the cities. so what?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (ZZK0E)

31 Yep, he is going to make them pay his back taxes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (JUOKG)

32 There's also video of the same incident.

As usual, the mounted officers are using their mobility to try and block people crossing the border illegally. And to shoo them back across to the other side.

I mean, it's like Auschwitz, or Operation Anfal*.

Pathetic shell of a country.

* Saddam's genocidal anti-Kurd operation, well, the biggest of them

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (OTzUX)

33 This would be a good time for Texas to take over their southern border due to the clusterfuck that is Biden and his Kalorama Gang. Just say Texas can't afford Democrat Incompetence and Pounce.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (bA3Ln)

34 We don't need a wall. We have high tech surveillance. And cameras. And sensors. Nothing that might actually apprehend them, mind you, because that's not who we are. But we'll have pictures. Lots and lots of pictures. Taken from drones. Oh, wait. Scratch that. No drones. We'll have the latest in Polaroid technology. Well, maybe not that either, but we've got some really dynamite sketch artists.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (ZsR3z)

35 Border Patrol replaced with Capitol Police Stormtroopers in 3..2...1...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (XvPQV)
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No way. They don't want anyone in the BP to do the job at all, let alone do the job mercilessly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (DCdYk)

36 At this point the Border Control should just have a sick out or just sit on the butts like most govt agencies do. Just let them stream across, that is the WH policy anyway. I think this weird type of controlled illegal immigration actually hurts us in the long run instead of giving the public the full view of what open borders really is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (r5BVk)

37 Klain should stop with the distractions. They are not working.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (NUalg)

38 The Dems have been lying about their view on immigration since at least 1986.

We keep hearing all about how political discourse is being destroyed by Trump and his destruction of the precious norms but what is destroying political discourse is the refusal of politicians to be honest about what they believe.

The Dems believe in open borders. That is what all their actions say. Their lie holes say no no no we do not! Yeah, the actions matter.

Take all the folderol about voter suppression. No one on the Left will answer the very basic question of what restrictions, if any, do you believe there should be on voting. It is impossible to debate a matter when the other side is full on doing the girl thing of you should just know what I think.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (mf5HN)

39 I'm all for whips, chains, claymores, ma deuce, etc., at the border.

A "whiff of the old grape" attitude at the border might just have the desired deterrent effect.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (pjGyP)

40 Need a couple thousand of those automated motion-activated belt-fed sentry machine guns from the "Aliens" extended cut. One every ten meters of border ought to do it.

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (RKLPC)

41 35 Border Patrol replaced with Capitol Police Stormtroopers in 3..2...1...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (XvPQV)
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No way. They don't want anyone in the BP to do the job at all, let alone do the job mercilessly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (DCdYk)

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To be fair, the Capitol Police just let people in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

42 Border Patrol replaced with Capitol Police Stormtroopers in 3..2...1...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:23 PM (XvPQV)
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No way. They don't want anyone in the BP to do the job at all, let alone do the job mercilessly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (DCdYk)

good point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (XvPQV)

43 I also condemn the border patrol for whipping illegal invaders.

Border patrol should be shooting them.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (kOpft)

44 We don't need a wall. We have high tech surveillance. And cameras. And sensors. Nothing that might actually apprehend them, mind you, because that's not who we are. But we'll have pictures. Lots and lots of pictures. Taken from drones. Oh, wait. Scratch that. No drones. We'll have the latest in Polaroid technology. Well, maybe not that either, but we've got some really dynamite sketch artists.
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (ZsR3z)
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Rings of Bush's "high tech virtual fence."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (DCdYk)

45 I'm all for whips, chains, claymores, ma deuce, etc., at the border.

That's not who we are.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (guGkK)

46 Smells like Joe Biden pooped his pants. Let's take away his diapers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (stUc+)

47 they aren't even trying anymore. It's just full on gaslighting now. Crusty the clown Joey B is living in a fog, while the far left is killing our country. When the levee breaks, it's gonna flood.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (M+Lyo)

48 A horse really will try not to step on you but an ATV will run your ass down. Seriously this is about hobbling the effective BP by denying them tools

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (ywuPa)

49 Seriously, the Bee needs to stop, now. Everything rediculous thing they post comes true in real life!

Posted by: Shinjinrui at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (Gb130)

50 To be fair, the Capitol Police just let people in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
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But then murder them in cold blood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (DCdYk)

51 And that's why they're being punished. Not for *not* doing their jobs, or for doing their jobs badly or incorrectly, but *because* they did their jobs appropriately.

DeSantis ought to say that Florida will hire any of these guys who are fired for doing their jobs, and that he'll give them a raise and back pay once he's President.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (ZsR3z)

52 I whipped CornPop one time but CornPop was a bad dude. Come on man.
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2021 01:27 PM (CYnTg)

53 2 Marine snipers and a platoon of forward spotters could shut this down overnight.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 01:27 PM (yrol0)

54 Fedgov handles immigration. This ISN'T immigration. The state has the right to stop an invasion. And they'd best do it before the people do.

Because they won't like how that's handled.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (OCTRt)

55 People who lived their entire lives in New York City and Washington, DC want to explain to you how riding a horse works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (de2/z)

56 >>> "They can't state what their policy really is -- they'd lose power" - ace

On what planet?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 01:21 PM (OTzUX)

Right. They are in fact stating what their policy is because their policy is whatever they state it is at any time.

There are no laws, rules, standards, anything to comply with provided by a body that serves through the consent of its people.

There are only orders from our masters that we must listen to and obey. Laws are for a civilized country of free people. That's not what we have.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (qQsNc)

57 It would be a real shame if someone introduced piranha or alligators to the Rio Grande.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (Gb130)

58 Land mines.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (Kx3kq)

59 I'm all for whips, chains, claymores, ma deuce, etc., at the border.

That's not who we are.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (guGkK)

second look at Hungary?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (8D42x)

60 57 It would be a real shame if someone introduced piranha or alligators to the Rio Grande.
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Otters with freaking lasers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (bA3Ln)

61 Every day, both Alex Jones and the Babylon Bee are being proven correct.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (5p7BC)

62
Border Patrol replaced with Capitol Police Stormtroopers in 3..2...1...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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No way. They don't want anyone in the BP to do the job at all, let alone do the job mercilessly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Send the guys with shorts and sunglasses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (63Dwl)

63 I must say, being ruled over by sanctimonious Karens is even more unappealing than I imagined.

Posted by: Its like being married to a multitude of bad tempered women at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (teNDc)

64 Heaven forbid we actually chase down a lawbreaker and make them sweat a little.

Unfortunately, this shit is really effective with the suburban housewife idiot that thinks cops should be shooting people in the legs so as to not kill them.

Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (vHJ2r)

65 This would be a good time for Texas to take over their southern border due to the clusterfuck that is Biden and his Kalorama Gang. Just say Texas can't afford Democrat Incompetence and Pounce.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM (bA3Ln)

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The governor of TX needs to call DC and say something along the lines of. "Yeah, that whole revenue sharing thing where we get back 80 cents for every dollar we send? Yeah, we've decided to keep the whole dollar until you secure the border."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (pjGyP)

66 Why not just impale a couple of thousand on the banks of the Rio Grande as a warning?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (bA3Ln)

67 My interactions with BP have revealed, unsurprisingly, very bad morale and lots of anger. Probably worse than in 2016, just before you-know-what happened.

Would guess that greatest force in nature, inertia, is the main reason there's still much of a Border Patrol even showing for work.

The union chief (narrator: there should be no such f***ing thing as a union for BP, or any other govt. employee, at any level) is usually pretty vocal. Amazed he hasn't yet scorched the vile POS in the WH for his idiotic insulting lies. Maybe that's coming.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (OTzUX)

68 People who lived their entire lives in New York City and Washington, DC want to explain to you how riding a horse works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (de2/z)

This. and its fucking infuriating because a few of them know and are just lying their asses off because: politically expedient.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (ywuPa)

69 66 Why not just impale a couple of thousand on the banks of the Rio Grande as a warning?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (bA3Ln)

Because we can't have nice things

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:30 PM (XvPQV)

70 This won't stop until black voters say "Nah, bro, we're tired of being treated like we're idiots. Do you think we don't know what you're doing here?". Everything the Dems do is to pander to the black vote because without it, the Dems are doomed.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 01:30 PM (ZsR3z)

71 First they ban horses at the border then they usher two horses off the set of The View.

Bad week for horse employment.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2021 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

72 Just say Texas can't afford Democrat Incompetence and Pounce.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM

It's after Labor Day. We have to seize.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 01:30 PM (m+jkK)

73 This country is run by evil retards.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (ufFY8)

74 "What am I supposed to be mad at again?" - Buck Fiden

Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

75 Land mines.
Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 01:28 PM (Kx3kq)

claymores, command detonated IEDs, mortars, targeted artillery, armed drones, and random sweating sticks of TNT...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (8D42x)

76 72 Just say Texas can't afford Democrat Incompetence and Pounce.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:24 PM

It's after Labor Day. We have to seize.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 01:30 PM (m+jkK)

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While wearing white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

77 49 Seriously, the Bee needs to stop, now. Everything rediculous thing they post comes true in real life!
Posted by: Shinjinrui at September 24, 2021 01:26 PM (Gb130)

nobody likes a prophet, just ask Jeremiah.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (trdmm)

78 This is all about stirring up the black base and deflecting that group's anger about vaccine mandates. Democrats are soulless whores.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (oWBc3)

79 I would like to commemorate this action with a painting.
---Lady Elizabeth Butler

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (iCUDL)

80 Media bias.

Under Trump problems with the Border a patrol is Trumps fault.

Under Biden problems with the Border Patrol is the Border Patrols fault.

Posted by: redenzo at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (E7vND)

81 Watch a cutting horse competition. Those horses and riders were doing a great job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRzUjn4I7I

Posted by: huerfano at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (MzKgG)

82 "There will be consequences. It's an embarrassment. But beyond an embarrassment is dangerous, it's wrong."

But enough about your Presidency Biden.

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (oiNtH)

83 This. and its f***ing infuriating because a few of them know and are just lying their asses off because: politically expedient.

They all know. This isn't ignorance, it's cynical misrepresentation for political gain. See my #70.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (ZsR3z)

84 The Dems believe in open borders. That is what all their actions say. Their lie holes say no no no we do not! Yeah, the actions matter.
==
*ahem*

TBF By that standard we're no better. Say, have we hit you up for a donation yet?

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce Rinos at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (q0bnB)

85 They are putting the vaccine in salad dressing !

Posted by: Kurt at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (QTnYy)

86 nobody likes a prophet, just ask Jeremiah.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (trdmm)

Hey, he was a good friend of mine

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (XvPQV)

87 TN shooter identified, expect to hear crickets after this
https://tinyurl.com/crmhk9jp

More about UK Thang
https://heavy.com/news/uk-thang/

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (I8FKK)

88 83 Can anyone think of historical examples where a government lies to its people and the media rubber stamps it?

I can na zi any.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (Bmy3R)

89 78 This is all about stirring up the black base and deflecting that group's anger about vaccine mandates. Democrats are soulless whores.
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The way to boomerang that back on them is to tell blacks that Fauci designed a virus to sterilized blacks so Dems can get more Hispanics.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (bA3Ln)

90 At this point the Border Control should just have a sick out or just sit on the butts like most govt agencies do. Just let them stream across, that is the WH policy anyway. I think this weird type of controlled illegal immigration actually hurts us in the long run instead of giving the public the full view of what open borders really is.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (r5BVk)

The BP should just disobey. If there's one thing we've learned over the past five years it's that Presidential orders are really more like suggestions and if you think they're wrong you can just do the opposite.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (EjmvJ)

91 Cotton splits suck in mesquite, just sayin.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (oWBc3)

92 Why not just impale a couple of thousand on the banks of the Rio Grande as a warning?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:29 PM (bA3Ln)

the Vlad deterrence school. i like it...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (8D42x)

93 Would the Border Patrol use quarter horses?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM (cSyAR)

94 Marine snipers and a platoon of forward spotters could shut this down overnight.
Posted by: rhennigantx

$5 bounty per ear would end this shit by nightfall.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

95 I suppose they could use solar-powered vehicles (green energy, man) to patrol the border. It's bright and sunny down there 24/7, right?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM (ZIoLS)

96 Don't understand why the deadly China Flu hasn't taken out several leaders on the junta.

Posted by: dingbat at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM (UOkF1)

97 There will be consequences. It's an embarrassment. But beyond an embarrassment is dangerous, it's wrong."

See, if the murder of the afghan family was an embarrassment, rather than a tragedy, somebody might have faced consequences. Embarrassment is way worse for biden than tragedy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM (mdgQ7)

98 89 83 Can anyone think of historical examples where a government lies to its people and the media rubber stamps it?

I can na zi any.
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Umm see the Spanish Flu Epidemic 1918/19 and Woody Wilson and the press.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM (bA3Ln)

99 rein it. rein it good.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (sGtp+)

100 Biden Threatens Border Agents: "Those People Will Pay"

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Since they're mostly Hispanic, that sure sounds like a racist dog whistle to me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (Lw/00)

101 Can't even get a photo with empty coconuts?

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (taPSh)

102 Room for two more in the nood thread, madams.

Posted by: Victorian undertaker in the elevator to The View studio at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (UHVv4)

103 And the GOP will say nothing about his disgusting comment because they don't care about the border either, or about disgusting comments.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (QjFEt)

104 Sarah Jessica Parker hardest hit.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (ufFY8)

105 Border is closed, pyramid of skulls out front should have told you.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (CYnTg)

106 Leaving thousands of Americans stranded in Afghanistan is just fine and nothing to apologize for, but arresting foreign invaders trying to cross the border illegally, that's beyond the pale.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (PyMJS)

107 nobody likes a prophet, just ask Jeremiah.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (trdmm)

Hey, he was a good friend of mine
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (XvPQV)

he was a pretty observant for a bullfrog

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (8D42x)

108 Horses are now racist.

BTW, just noticed, Psaki does have sort of a horsey face. That whinnying at the podium ads to the effect.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (MxEKc)

109 Miniguns are not horses. Start ripping off rounds from a minigun and they will stop streaming across the border quick.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (mdgQ7)

110 $5 bounty per ear would end this shit by nightfall.
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Yep. But we need to make the bounty a nationwide thingy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (bA3Ln)

111 he was a pretty observant for a bullfrog
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (8D42x)

Quite a winemaker, too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:35 PM (XvPQV)

112 Marine snipers and a platoon of forward spotters could shut this down overnight.

**

Yep. Like every single other thing, take away one option and a less desirable option takes its place.

Horses were a good option.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 24, 2021 01:35 PM (de2/z)

113 >>> nobody likes a prophet, just ask Jeremiah.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (trdmm)

Well nobody likes a prophet in their own hometown. Maybe the bee should do France and have some french abeille outfit do us.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 01:35 PM (qQsNc)

114 We just need a President to say the military is now in control of the border. We somehow can defend every other country's border except our own.

This concept of civil servants doing it is a joke, it's like a security guard that just sort of watches it happen.

Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2021 01:35 PM (vHJ2r)

115 Need a couple thousand of those automated motion-activated belt-fed sentry machine guns from the "Aliens" extended cut. One every ten meters of border ought to do it.

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM

Every 50 meters would do it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:35 PM (JUOKG)

116 83 USSR,

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (Kx3kq)

117 Watch a cutting horse competition. Those horses and riders were doing a great job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRzUjn4I7I
Posted by: huerfano at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (MzKgG)

likely same horses just washed out of competition, or retired. hell some might be moonlighting. nothing like a good cowhorse. NOTHING.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (ywuPa)

118 Time for Joe to have an aneurism on live TV.

Rip the bandage off and give us Kamala. Let's get it over with.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

119 105 Sarah Jessica Parker hardest hit.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (ufFY

Back in the 90's, I'd have hit that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (XvPQV)

120 Is Dan Crenshaw angry about this, or is he turning a blind eye towards it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (mdgQ7)

121 Can anyone think of historical examples where a government lies to its people and the media rubber stamps it?

Posted by: I mean at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (el7q7)

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North Korea (albeit not willingly, unlike the traitorous scum here)

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (Lw/00)

122 108 nobody likes a prophet, just ask Jeremiah.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 01:31 PM (trdmm)

Hey, he was a good friend of mine
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (XvPQV)

he was a pretty observant for a bullfrog
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (8D42x)

I asked him how deep the water was, you know what he said?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (trdmm)

123 Joey Yellmouth and the Leftists never understood why bearing false witness is a sin. The flat out evilness of claiming these agents are whipping these people is beyond the pale.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (r5BVk)

124 If there's one thing we've learned over the past five years it's that Republican Presidential orders are really more like suggestions and if you think they're wrong you can just do the opposite.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM

Fixed to enhance the accuracy.

Posted by: Your Elite at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (a3Q+t)

125 I can say that about a crippled bet because fuck that guy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (mdgQ7)

126 One of the tells of a wicked government is when they call evil good, and good evil.

Abortion = good
Protecting borders = evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

127 Can anyone think of historical examples where a government lies to its people and the media rubber stamps it?

I can na zi any.
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Umm see the Spanish Flu Epidemic 1918/19 and Woody Wilson and the press.
Posted by: Puddin Head

I did na zi that.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (OCTRt)

128 Miniguns are not horses. Start ripping off rounds from a minigun and they will stop streaming across the border quick.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:34 PM (mdgQ7)

what if we mount miniguns on the horses?

mobile all terrain fire support...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (8D42x)

129 Denver PD absolutely light up armed man who took a hostage.

https://youtu.be/1IIAihAlxMw

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (UW2ZS)

130 Less horses more walls.

Posted by: redenzo at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (E7vND)

131 71 First they ban horses at the border then they usher two horses off the set of The View.

Bad week for horse employment.

*worried look*

Posted by: sarah jessica parker at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (sGtp+)

132 $5 bounty per ear would end this shit by nightfall.

....Hmmm. $5 is five dollars.

*gets knife out of drawer*

Posted by: Vincent "Two Ears" Van Gogh at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (Xo5lP)

133 129 what if we mount miniguns on the horses?

mobile all terrain fire support...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (8D42x)

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"My back..."
-The horse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

134 The volcano of outrage from the GOP, denouncing the slanders and the erasure of the border and the last vestiges of rule of law in immigration, is something to behold.

Reminds me of the insane paroxysm of idiotic outrage over the complete lie of "children in cages", from the racist-authoritarians.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (OTzUX)

135 I love to eat my own poop! It's like a chocolate creamsicle.

Posted by: Kurt at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (QTnYy)

136 Can anyone think of historical examples where a government lies to its people and the media rubber stamps it?
Posted by: I mean at September 24, 2021 01:32 PM (el7q7)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Xi Xiping at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (Qvf3r)

137 Yeah. Border patrol all need to call in "exposed to covid and quarantining for 2 weeks"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (mdgQ7)

138 Since ace seems bound and determined to follow every squirrel so as to not report on the audit, I'll join in the fun.

What's with Harry and Meghan's "state" visit to NYC?

its seems so bizarre, since they are largely irrelevant. Do you think if Bezos or Buffet wanted that kind of roll-out, they'd get it?

And they always want to "seem important" by having caravans of black SUVs and armed security. It's really strange, I wonder if it works on the public.

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (AwPyG)

139 The BP should set up the Joe Biden Throughway. They'll never be able to get a shitload of dimes in Mexico!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (UHVv4)

140 I wonder if the Texas NG has some some F-16's they could send out to do some "Low level" training along the border?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (pjGyP)

141 Biden Threatens Border Agents: "Those People Will Pay"
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He was misunderstood. He meant that they will bribe him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (YqDXo)

142 Navarro doesn't have COVID. She thought someone said "Coldcuts" and she galloped off to get some.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (Bmy3R)

143 Posted by: Kurt at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (QTnYy)

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Ending expanded unemployment sure does wonders, huh?

Maybe the UBI is a terrible idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

144 The Babylon Bee, America's Paper of Record and Prophecy!!

This is why the owners of BB had to create a site called Not The Bee. So much out there seems like satire but it isn't. Maybe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (bA3Ln)

145 Olly Olly All in Free
Sundowner to the world

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (2JoB8)

146 Tawana Al Sharpton got his ass down to the border to see what grift he could gin up pretending to care about Haitians. He got heckled and shouted down during his 150 second long speech. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

147
Would the Border Patrol use quarter horses?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM

I think their horses are full sized

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2021 01:39 PM (DUIap)

148 As my time approaches, remember-- it's pronounced "Comma-la".

Don't end up like them cowboy Border Agents.

Posted by: Kamala! at September 24, 2021 01:39 PM (a3Q+t)

149 Bless the beasts and the children
Give them shelter from the storm
Keep them safe, keep them warm...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2021 01:39 PM (R/m4+)

150 850,000 Nude Jobs! Onlyfans.com

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (mdgQ7)

151 As my time approaches, remember-- it's pronounced "Comma-la".

I prefer "President Throat Yogurt."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (Bmy3R)

152 Update on Memphis shooting - The victim was a 70 year-old mother of an Air Force Major. She went to the Kroger after attending daily Mass.
The shooter was a person of color.

Yeah, this story is dead and gone. Meanwhile, pray for the King family (family of the victim) for their horrible loss.

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (FJYfm)

153 what if we mount miniguns on the horses?

mobile all terrain fire support...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (8D42x)
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"My back..."
-The horse
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

i'm thinking man portable sized, not the GAU-8/A.

though that has potential...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (8D42x)

154 Would the Border Patrol use quarter horses?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 01:33 PM
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Nah. They use "Give 'em no quarter" horses...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (DCdYk)

155 Would the Border Patrol use quarter horses?

3/8

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (Qvf3r)

156 Yep. Like every single other thing, take away one option and a less desirable option takes its place.

Horses were a good option.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Now? Just run them over with an MWRAP.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (OCTRt)

157 I'd rather be governed by the Costa Nostra than this cabal of incompetent criminals.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

158 141 I wonder if the Texas NG has some some F-16's they could send out to do some "Low level" training along the border?
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A10's would be better.

Posted by: dingbat at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (UOkF1)

159 If someone tried to explain to Joe that those were reins, not whips, he launch into a story about the time he was there when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights.
Noah doubt about it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (cSyAR)

160 Biden is a vile human being. His entire administration is scum.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (NpAcC)

161 But guys the Cato Institute says that Biden is being way way tougher than Trump ever thought about being on the border.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (mbFEM)

162 who built those whips, joe?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (ZZK0E)

163 Turkey just completed a massive new concrete wall to protect itself from Afghan invaders.
Look it up. It includes a nice paved road for armored personnel carriers and army crews with automatic weapons.

Posted by: casual observer 0924 at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (aAP3z)

164 This fucker does a lot of threatening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (csEWM)

165 Navarro doesn't have COVID. She thought someone said "Coldcuts" and she galloped off to get some.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM

I suspect a canter or trot is the best she can do, and a waddle is more probable.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)

166 Just watched the View clip from downstairs. Holy smokes I didn't know Ana Navarro was so large. I always heard the jokes, but my goodness she is humongous.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (NXy9v)

167 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2021 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)

Waddle! Thanks - That's what my brain kept puttin' down and my fingers weren't pickin' up!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM (Bmy3R)

168 Lawyers, what legal recourse do these BP agents have? We have POTUS lying and threatening them; surely there's a lawsuit coming.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM (tRd71)

169 Turkey just completed a massive new concrete wall to protect itself from Afghan invaders.

And we probably paid for it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM (mdgQ7)

170 likely same horses just washed out of competition, or retired. hell some might be moonlighting. nothing like a good cowhorse. NOTHING.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (ywuPa)
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Now I'm picturing a Border Patrol Rodeo...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM (L/b7X)

171 Saw someone citing a FOX report - BP is "stunned", morale at historic low, by "president" (my quote marks) going after them.

Good job, America!

Surely THIS is what you were hoping for in voting by the brain-dead millions for the vile corrupt airhead and his band of idiot children Beltway non-entity advisors in the WH?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM (OTzUX)

172 Is Dan Crenshaw angry about this, or is he turning a blind eye towards it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:36 PM (mdgQ7)
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I have a right to be blind, sometimes.

Posted by: Horatio Nelson at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM (LBiAf)

173 Whipgate has got to be thefuckingest most insane bullshit so far of Biden's 4 years of terror.

I mean, he killed a family of 10 to distract from his afghan failures, you know, on purpose.

he said that the GOP is the number one toxic dangerous threat to america

but fucking whips? and then acting like it's the most heinous thing ever? when I'm sitting around the burnt out TV set with fire in it like in terminator, I'll be telling my little kids as they stuff their rat holes about it and they'll laugh, but then we'll go quiet lest they find us.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (ZZK0E)

174 MayorkASS essentially says that anyone who crosses the border is entitled to food, water, medical care, and clothing for free from the US Government. They're 'migrants.' Just as the Dems say we must not only Believe All Women, we must Believe All Refugee Claims by Illegal Immigrants.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (AMIL/)

175 850000 new jobs
=
Hey dink, got a link?

Posted by: Revised downward unexpectedly at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (q0bnB)

176 169 Lawyers, what legal recourse do these BP agents have? We have POTUS lying and threatening them; surely there's a lawsuit coming.
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM (tRd71)

I am sure the union has them on leave with pay.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (mbFEM)

177 Ana, you have covid

Small potatoes

How can you be so blithe? It is a serious disease!

No! Pass the small potatoes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (mdgQ7)

178 What surprises me is the American citizens not taking action. I think it may become so unbearable that this will change.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 24, 2021 01:44 PM (C1Lsn)

179 I'm very disappointed in the Biden Administration on this one, and I'm writing a very strongly worded letter, telling them as much.

Oh, and I'm also announcing my campaign for re-election.

Posted by: 88 year-old Charles Grassley at September 24, 2021 01:44 PM (FJYfm)

180 One word.. okay two words: saddle handlebars.

You're welcome.

Posted by: 13times at September 24, 2021 01:44 PM (WZs8y)

181 Biden Threatens Border Agents: "Those People Will Pay"
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He was misunderstood. He meant that they will bribe him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2021 01:38 PM (YqDXo)

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The Biden Crime Family must be raking in hundreds of millions of dollars from the Mexican Cartels in the form of incentivized "Failure Fees."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (M2eNF)

182 "when I'm sitting around the burnt out TV set with fire in it like in terminator, I'll be telling my little kids as they stuff their rat holes about it and they'll laugh, but then we'll go quiet lest they find us."

you know, in about a year and a half from now...is what I meant.

because biden will have destroyed the very fabric of society and loosed an apocalpypse of murder migrants upon us all and murder federal police agents too. and murder antifas. and murder blms.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (ZZK0E)

183 I am sure the union has them on leave with pay.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (mbFEM)
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Shit like this is how you get unions and leave with pay during investigations.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (L/b7X)

184 The most egregious part of that photo of the Border patrol agent on horse back is that he was NOT wearing a mask.

Posted by: Dr Anthony Fauci at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (+oR7L)

185 Border Patrol presser on now... guy was explaining that they are not expelling Haitians under Illegal Immigration law, but under Center for Disease Control Law?

WHAT THE ACTUAL F???? CDC is now in control of the BORDER?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

186 Hey dink, got a link?

Posted by: Revised downward unexpectedly at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (q0bnB)

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No link, just a malfunctioning time machine, since its still September.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (TNyrE)

187 Lawyers, what legal recourse do these BP agents have? We have POTUS lying and threatening them; surely there's a lawsuit coming.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 24, 2021 01:42 PM

Guarantee the BP Union is already working on it. They hate biden.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (JUOKG)

188 Biden means to demoralize the BP. They will turn into like most cops these days - real criminals, illegals, come right in. White business guy coming home from Europe, "sir there's a problem, you didn't declare this chocolate bar as food you are bringing in to the country illegally - that's a fine."

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (oWBc3)

189 Again, someone PROVE to me that CBP is "livid" and morale is low. I mean, it stands to reason.

But like with Kaely Cuocco, they are cashing the checks.

Show me a bunch of requests to be transferred, resignations, formal complaints from the union....

They are going along to get along.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (mbFEM)

190 Someone else has probably already noted this, but in the tradition of jumping in without reading the content or other comments, I will note that the Junta has dispatched their BLM paramilitaries to Del Rio to ensure that pesky citizens don't get in the way.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (M9SBl)

191 Just watched the View clip from downstairs. Holy smokes I didn't know Ana Navarro was so large

..

She's trying to work off the wedding cake.

Posted by: I mean at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (OOzMR)

192 Ana was baptized at Sea World. And, it's been all downhill ever since.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (Bmy3R)

193 Joe Biden sure likes to threaten to destroy people a lot.

Posted by: portlandon at September 24, 2021 01:46 PM (+oR7L)

194 Whipgate has got to be thefuckingest most insane bullshit so far of Biden's 4 years of terror.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (ZZK0E)

It's only been 8 months. Mind-boggling.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 01:46 PM (Ez6QX)

195 I wonder if the Texas NG has some some F-16's they could send out to do some "Low level" training along the border?
Posted by: Blake

Biden would nationalize the NG and send them to Guam.

True story though. Texas has a state guard that ONLY answers to the Governor. Them, state troopers, Ranger and Game Wardens could hold the border until the Unorganized Militia showed up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:46 PM (OCTRt)

196 "What surprises me is the American citizens not taking action."

Let's see, where did I put my badge?
Hmm.
Oh, I don't have one.

Posted by: casual observer 0924 at September 24, 2021 01:46 PM (aAP3z)

197 Ana was baptized at Sea World. And, it's been all downhill ever since.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (Bmy3R)

The first 12 rows got soaked in the process.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 01:47 PM (cSyAR)

198 The Haitian neighborhoods coming to an urban center near you soon are going to be lit.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:47 PM (oWBc3)

199 "I am sure the union has them on leave with pay."

So am I, but I'd like to know how they can get some justice from this. Their careers are being threatened over something created out of whole cloth by twittertards, and then amplified by the Idiot King and his Court. i would sue for millions.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 24, 2021 01:47 PM (tRd71)

200 My suggestion in Texas NG use helicopter gun ships, must be lots of AH-1 around not being used

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 01:47 PM (2JoB8)

201 195 Whipgate has got to be thefuckingest most insane bullshit so far of Biden's 4 years of terror.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (ZZK0E)

It's only been 8 months. Mind-boggling.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2021 01:46 PM (Ez6QX)

----

Do you suppose Biden voters are sick of all the winning yet?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 24, 2021 01:47 PM (vivhj)

202 Whipgate has got to be thefuckingest most insane bullshit so far of Biden's 4 years of terror.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 01:43 PM (ZZK0E)

It's only been 8 months. Mind-boggling.
==
I'm forecasting ever increasing insanity. Since, its been like that every year for decades now.

Posted by: I'm not a cynic, just practical at September 24, 2021 01:47 PM (U3Lai)

203 Off one-eyed, one-armed fighting naval Frenchy beater sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2021 01:48 PM (LBiAf)

204 Someone else has probably already noted this, but in the tradition of jumping in without reading the content or other comments, I will note that the Junta has dispatched their BLM paramilitaries to Del Rio to ensure that pesky citizens don't get in the way.
Posted by: ErikInTexas

Lot of lonely country to get lost in. Officials might never find the bodies.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:48 PM (OCTRt)

205 My suggestion in Texas NG use helicopter gun ships, must be lots of AH-1 around not being used

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 01:47 PM

Nah, we left all of those in Afghanistan. Fully armed and topped of the gas tanks too.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:48 PM (JUOKG)

206 Crenshaw's record is rather patchy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (Bmy3R)

207 Fuck the entire Biden junta.

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (jV+aN)

208 My suggestion in Texas NG use helicopter gun ships, must be lots of AH-1 around not being used
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I have a large selection to choose from, come on down and see Taliban Larry, I give you good price!

Posted by: Taliban Larry's Gently Used Mil Equipment Emporium at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (teNDc)

209 This is what the CATO Institute says:

Ultimately, Biden has made a policy choice to let in as few immigrants as possible. He's not simply "enforcing the law." He's finding every way possible to keep out immigrants. Yet despite this fact, he's still facing the same tired claims that he's for "open borders." If he's going to get that claim regardless, he should just own it. Open America's doors, and let immigrants come legally.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (mbFEM)

210 207 Crenshaw's record is rather patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (Bmy3R)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

211 Update on Memphis shooting - The victim was a 70 year-old mother of an Air Force Major. She went to the Kroger after attending daily Mass.
The shooter was a person of color.

Yeah, this story is dead and gone. Meanwhile, pray for the King family (family of the victim) for their horrible loss.
Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2021 01:40 PM (FJYfm)
************
This explains why we haven't heard a peep from the Dem controlled MSM and the Dems about gun control. They'd have to reveal that he was a POC and that the victim went to mass.
You know they were hoping he was white and voted for Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

212 This cheeky brunette in a one-piece has grown weary of Biden's constant threats and outbursts:
https://is.gd/9M8xZI

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:50 PM (DCdYk)

213 Someone else has probably already noted this, but in the tradition of jumping in without reading the content or other comments, I will note that the Junta has dispatched their BLM paramilitaries to Del Rio to ensure that pesky citizens don't get in the way.
Posted by: ErikInTexas

Lot of lonely country to get lost in. Officials might never find the bodies.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:48 PM

They don't fvck around down there and it is wild hog country, easy to get rid of evidence or so I have been told.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:50 PM (JUOKG)

214 192 Just watched the View clip from downstairs. Holy smokes I didn't know Ana Navarro was so large

****

It's just the way she's filmed.
The camera adds 200 lbs.

And a gunt.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 01:50 PM (obhiB)

215
Fake News is crowing about how biden stole Arizona by an even bigger margin than previously thought.

The "recount" that took months and months, and then was hidden away for months, supposedly shows biden not only "won" but he gained 360 more "votes" in the "recount."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 01:50 PM (Xd1wG)

216 186 Border Patrol presser on now... guy was explaining that they are not expelling Haitians under Illegal Immigration law, but under Center for Disease Control Law?

WHAT THE ACTUAL F???? CDC is now in control of the BORDER?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

Exactamundo. So when, if ever, the COVID Boogaloo ends, the southern border will become still MORE OPEN.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2021 01:50 PM (AMIL/)

217 This is what the CATO Institute says:

Ultimately, Biden has made a policy choice to let in as few immigrants as possible. He's not simply "enforcing the law." He's finding every way possible to keep out immigrants. Yet despite this fact, he's still facing the same tired claims that he's for "open borders." If he's going to get that claim regardless, he should just own it. Open America's doors, and let immigrants come legally.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (mbFEM)
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And CATO can take their CoC-sponsored gaslightling, cram it, and then give my taint a tongue-bath.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (DCdYk)

218 Navarro's favorite Girl Scout cookies are Thick Mints

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (Bmy3R)

219 I will implement my Four Step Trebuchet Border Plan:

1. Catch the filthy beaner.
2. Load the wetback into the trebuchet.
3. Point the trebuchet toward Taco Town.
4. Release kinetic energy of said brownlauncher.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (Ckg4U)

220 Please stop with the myth that BP agents hate Biden, just not true. They are Feds first and foremost.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (oWBc3)

221 So why do these government drones continue to unlawfully transport illegal immigrants throughout the US? Why do the bidding of those who hate them and will throw them under the bus at the earliest opportunity?

Rhetorical question: paycheck and that sweet gubmint pension.

Posted by: butch at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (cHvOo)

222 This is what the CATO Institute says:

Ultimately, Biden has made a policy choice to let in as few immigrants as possible. He's not simply "enforcing the law." He's finding every way possible to keep out immigrants. Yet despite this fact, he's still facing the same tired claims that he's for "open borders." If he's going to get that claim regardless, he should just own it. Open America's doors, and let immigrants come legally.
==
The art of Projection.

Posted by: When you are too ashamed to ask for what you really want for yourself at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (Ii/v1)

223 Border Patrol presser on now... guy was explaining that they are not expelling Haitians under Illegal Immigration law, but under Center for Disease Control Law?

In fairness, they aren't expelling them at all so the question is moot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (H+PtW)

224 Do Haitians make good Hobo Jerky?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:52 PM (bA3Ln)

225 I feel bad for the Border Patrol guys. But they do have a few things going for them: 1) everyone who's not a brain dead prog knows this is plain nuts, and 2) In three-ish years they'll win their wrong termination lawsuit for a nice payout.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 24, 2021 01:52 PM (dYe5S)

226 Why would anything like facts change President Dipstick's mind. And if you actually used a dipstick to measure Scranton Joe's brains, you'd find that he's always a couple of quarts low. Smart he's not.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at September 24, 2021 01:52 PM (cn6vO)

227 It's also *very* nice of CATO to continue the deliberate conflation of "immigrant" versus "illegal alien." Biden is doing nothing to make immigration easier or simpler or cheaper, but he is also leaving the border wide open to all comers who wish to saunter across and live here illegally. But that distinction vanishes when you follow an "analysis" like this, and it's just left with "immigration is hard and Biden isn't making it any easier" and this is, of course, the same thing as border-jumpers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:53 PM (DCdYk)

228 Do Haitians make good Hobo Jerky?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:52 PM (bA3Ln)

Tried it. Haited it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 01:53 PM (cSyAR)

229 Trump enacted the EO using COVID to keep people from coming across the border and claiming asylum. Biden un-EO'ed it, a Federal judge in Texas said "not so fast."

So they started bringing them in under cover of night and shipping them around the country. None of it is abiding by the law, but why would they? The law is for suckers and Republicans.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:53 PM (mbFEM)

230 Arizona trolled America and we found out our fellow citizens are really as dumb as YouTube tries to tell us.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:53 PM (oWBc3)

231 Hey, Cato Institute? You got something on your chin. Here's a tissue.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:53 PM (Bmy3R)

232 In fairness, they aren't expelling them at all so the question is moot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM (H+PtW)

He said of the 30K Haitians they have had contact with, they expelled 2K.

And now there are none at the bridge... which means they let 28K loose into the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2021 01:53 PM (oHd/0)

233 231 Arizona trolled America and we found out our fellow citizens are really as dumb as YouTube tries to tell us.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:53 PM (oWBc3)

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Well, except for all the fake ballots that got noted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

234 Everything in the news is a way to get the story of Biden.

Biden screws up Afganistan withdrawal and murders a bunch of children (which no one will pay for) and the media pivots to some internet rando who disappears, making it 24/7 coverage.

Biden allows millions of illegals in, but gets shit for saying we'll deport Haitians, so they flip it so that it's the border patrol causing problems.

The media needs to be burned to the ground in this country, as it's verging on the worst type of propaganda that even north Korea ruled be embarrassed of.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (d4tZk)

235 StevenErtelt; 4h
Joe Biden Kicks Lee Greenwood, Who Wrote "God Bless the USA," Off National Arts Council

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (UHVv4)

236 Didn't Hunter Biden's father threaten Corn Pop with a chain to the head back in the day?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (M2eNF)

237 "The photographer who took the picture said that the patrolmen did not whip anyone, and the photograph is being misconstrued."

The photographs were taken on Sunday, publicized on Monday, and a *local* station speaks with him yesterday to confirm that it was all misinterpreted?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (63mUi)

238 Please stop with the myth that BP agents hate Biden, just not true. They are Feds first and foremost.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:51 PM

Psst....They just had the head of the BP union on talk radio here in NE Texas the other day and they are pi$$ed. They hate biden, the DHS secretary and no show harris. He pulled no punches in that interview.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (JUOKG)

239 229 Do Haitians make good Hobo Jerky?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:52 PM (bA3Ln)

Tried it. Haited it.
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So hog food, eh?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (bA3Ln)

240 Border Patrol presser on now... guy was explaining that they are not expelling Haitians under Illegal Immigration law, but under Center for Disease Control Law?

WHAT THE ACTUAL F???? CDC is now in control of the BORDER?
Posted by: Romeo13

Tovarische, CDC is all knowing, all seeing part of Chairman Biden's government. Of course, they will be controlling the border, and all aspects of life. As long as you cooperate, there will be no problems?
Under the wise leadership of Chairman Biden, the People's Republic of America will see much brighter days, as soon as the capitalist roader Trump and his misguided followers are eliminated.

Daspandanya!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...now with more socialism at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (vcOmj)

241 I'd go easy on the illegals. I'd just send them back to Mexico.

The Democrats and their enablers are the ones who would be loaded into the catapults.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (MH0eD)

242 Ultimately, Biden has made a policy choice to let in as few immigrants as possible. He's not simply "enforcing the law

I'm no expert but wouldn't as few as possible be zero?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (cSyAR)

243 239 Psst....They just had the head of the BP union on talk radio here in NE Texas the other day and they are pi$$ed. They hate biden, the DHS secretary and no show harris. He pulled no punches in that interview.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (JUOKG)

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Then they should resist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

244 Should have said "upside the head" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM (M2eNF)

245 Just watched the View clip from downstairs. Holy smokes I didn't know Ana Navarro was so large

****

It's just the way she's filmed.
The camera adds 200 lbs.

And a gunt.
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the lights make it seem like you are sweating Oreo cookie filling, but its really just lard.

Posted by: Anna Navarro's thought bubble at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM (U3Lai)

246 The latest hot take over at Democratic Underground is that the 15K Haitians are a dirty trick executed by Republicans to embarrass Biden.

They seriously believe The Party Of Stupid could plan, much less execute something like that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM (a3Q+t)

247 Hey everybody! Hey ace!

Just saw on CourtTV: Derek Chauvin is going to *represent himself* in his appeal.

Oh brudder. He'll end up with EVEN MORE time!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM (L2ZTs)

248 2) In three-ish years they'll win their wrong termination lawsuit for a nice payout.
Posted by: Match Checksout at September 24, 2021 01:52 PM (dYe5S)

They haven't been terminated. They are suspended with pay I am sure while an "investigation" occurs. Investigation will likely find that mistakes were made. CBP officers will return to duty. Horses will be sold to dogfood companies. And Biden will say he pushed to get white supremacists out of our Federal government!

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM (mbFEM)

249 The Biden Junta lets the Taliban get away with killing soldiers without a word but has no trouble with threatening Americans.

Not that we really needed the reminder as to who the real enemy is, according to the junta.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM (pjGyP)

250 Oh, and I'm also announcing my campaign for re-election.
Posted by: 88 year-old Charles Grassley

We live in a sick society.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Kx3kq)

251 So they started bringing them in under cover of night and shipping them around the country. None of it is abiding by the law, but why would they? The law is for suckers and Republicans.
Posted by: blaster

Yeah! The Rolling Stones did a song about that, something similar. Or am I just making it up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP1UbJ2iKLw

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM (vcOmj)

252 They hate biden, the DHS secretary and no show harris. He pulled no punches in that interview.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (JUOKG)

Have they filed a complaint? Because they can, you know.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM (mbFEM)

253 Besides UN Law that migrants have to request asylum in the first country they come to (Mexico), NO ONE is asking how they crossed 2,000 miles of open ocean. And who brought them there.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM (OCTRt)

254 Just watched the View clip from downstairs. Holy smokes I didn't know Ana Navarro was so large

Medical professionals prefer the descriptor "roomy".

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, MD at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

255 Legendary Star Trek actor William Shatner is set to become the oldest man ever in space as part of the second crew to travel with Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin. The 90-year-old actor will take off in the New Shepard capsule in October for a 15-minute civilian flight, according to TMZ.

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

256 Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

"Teh white supremacists done her!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (L2ZTs)

257 Travel back to any airport in this country from overseas and try to tell yourself the Customs and Border Protection asshole "greeting" you on your return to YOUR country is your friend or even a like thinker. Half step above TSA nazis.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (oWBc3)

258 Have they filed a complaint? Because they can, you know.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM

Yes they have but it goes to a biden IG so it's literally a moot point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (JUOKG)

259 If you look closely at the video you can see the rein selector switch is set to "FULL AUTO."

Posted by: 13times at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (WZs8y)

260 When does the pants-shitter pay for his ACTUAL crimes? Getting sick of this junta not only for what they have done, but the sheer audacity of this senile traitor, his staff, and Iranian Rat Jarrett who is certainly calling the shots.

Posted by: acethepug at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (qPKAe)

261 256 Legendary Star Trek actor William Shatner is set to become the oldest man ever in space as part of the second crew to travel with Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin. The 90-year-old actor will take off in the New Shepard capsule in October for a 15-minute civilian flight, according to TMZ.
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

=========

He's gonna die.

Why do the good always die so young?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

262 Just saw on CourtTV: Derek Chauvin is going to *represent himself* in his appeal.

Oh brudder. He'll end up with EVEN MORE time!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM (L2ZTs)

idk, based on what happened last time around, this might be more competent representation...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (8D42x)

263 Re the View clip downstairs:

Joe Behar has Covid?! Who to root for, who to root for??...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (L2ZTs)

264 Besides UN Law that migrants have to request asylum in the first country they come to (Mexico), NO ONE is asking how they crossed 2,000 miles of open ocean. And who brought them there.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM (OCTRt)
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Is this about Haiti? Because Haiti isn't 2,000 miles away. But the speculation I read is that they were evacuees/refugees from the earthquake and that their Latin American host countries are scheduled to cancel their status and send them home. So they went El Norte to violate our borders instead of going back to Haiti.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (DCdYk)

265 254 Besides UN Law that migrants have to request asylum in the first country they come to (Mexico), NO ONE is asking how they crossed 2,000 miles of open ocean. And who brought them there.
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These Haitians come from South America where they were given refugee status by those countries. They just want refugee status where there is more free shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (bA3Ln)

266 253 They hate biden, the DHS secretary and no show harris. He pulled no punches in that interview.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (JUOKG)

Have they filed a complaint? Because they can, you know.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:56 PM (mbFEM)

They should call the manager.

Posted by: Karen at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (Ti+Tv)

267 258 Travel back to any airport in this country from overseas and try to tell yourself the Customs and Border Protection asshole "greeting" you on your return to YOUR country is your friend or even a like thinker. Half step above TSA nazis.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (oWBc3)

My encounters have all been just bureaucrat stuff. They put my passport on the machine, look at some stuff, and hand it back.

Not even a welcome home any more.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (mbFEM)

268
Crenshaw's record is rather patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (Bmy3R)

Yeah, he lacks vision.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (n+4am)

269 Sturm, maybe so but the way things are going the judge will tack 10 years onto his sentence for the heinous crimes of "I don't like you" and "stop wasting my time."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (L2ZTs)

270 Travel back to any airport in this country from overseas and try to tell yourself the Customs and Border Protection asshole "greeting" you on your return to YOUR country is your friend or even a like thinker. Half step above TSA nazis.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (oWBc3)
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They're just as bad. Attitude is the same. Rudeness is the same. Officiousness is perhaps worse, but likely the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (DCdYk)

271 This cheeky brunette in a one-piece has grown weary of Biden's constant threats and outbursts:
https://is.gd/9M8xZI
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 01:50 PM

Very cheeky young lady.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (m+jkK)

272 He's gonna die.

Why do the good always die so young?
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its oky, I already got my copy of Shatner Claus.

Posted by: No you can not borrow my copy at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (Ii/v1)

273 186 Border Patrol presser on now... guy was explaining that they are not expelling Haitians under Illegal Immigration law, but under Center for Disease Control Law?

WHAT THE ACTUAL F???? CDC is now in control of the BORDER?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2021 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

CDC law is easier to enforce in 2021. Our normal immigration laws have been hollowed out by the courts.

Posted by: Liberty at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (NvMNl)

274 268
Crenshaw's record is rather patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (Bmy3R)

Yeah, he lacks vision.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (n+4am)

Hard to see eye-to-eye with a lot of what he says.

Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

275
People I kinda trust are saying the Fake News and their twitter bots, including the very stupid and phony cartoonist Scott Adams, are lying about the AZ recount results.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (Xd1wG)

276 Live by the Fed, die by the Fed.

Posted by: Bosk at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (x6uUk)

277 262 256 Legendary Star Trek actor William Shatner is set to become the oldest man ever in space as part of the second crew to travel with Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin. The 90-year-old actor will take off in the New Shepard capsule in October for a 15-minute civilian flight, according to TMZ.
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

=========

He's gonna die.

Why do the good always die so young?
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Will Shatner be wearing a Star Trek Uniform?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (bA3Ln)

278 Crenshaw's record is rather patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (Bmy3R)

Yeah, he lacks vision.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (n+4am)

definitely myopic...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (8D42x)

279 I see people here are down on Crenshaw.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (L2ZTs)

280 Agents have been Tet'd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (koYif)

281 256 Legendary Star Trek actor William Shatner is set to become the oldest man ever in space as part of the second crew to travel with Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin. The 90-year-old actor will take off in the New Shepard capsule in October for a 15-minute civilian flight, according to TMZ.
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

Well this is cool. Someone is putting up the fare because while he's not hurting I am pretty sure he doesn't have $50M to put down on a ticket.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (mbFEM)

282 If Shatner dies can they bury him at sea, or space and just toss him out the hatch?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (2JoB8)

283 Biden Junta policy is now to act ruthlessly against people and groups based on bad imagery, not on actual behavior? Yow. At least they are now open about their policy.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (AMIL/)

284 279 I see people here are down on Crenshaw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (L2ZTs)

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For, like, years now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

285 Will Shatner be wearing a Star Trek Uniform?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM

I would bet my next Navy retirement check that he will.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (JUOKG)

286 279 I see people here are down on Crenshaw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Nonsense. We love him. You should see what we do if we don't.

Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

287 The last time I re-entered the US it was through Miami customs. I waited in line for 2 hours. Then I got to see the agent, all he did was bitch about his lousy job and his lousy conditions and his lousy pay.
I nodded and said "YOU applied for this job."

Posted by: casual observer 0924 at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (aAP3z)

288 Hard to see eye-to-eye with a lot of what he says.
Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

He keeps an eye out for you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (M+Lyo)

289 TJM, was my addition to the puns. :-)

I will say the best thing Crenshaw's done so far is his SNL appearance with Pete Davidson.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (L2ZTs)

290 I see people here are down on Crenshaw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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Ever since that two-faced weasel came out in favor of red flag laws, yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (DCdYk)

291 Is this about Haiti? Because Haiti isn't 2,000 miles away. But the speculation I read is that they were evacuees/refugees from the earthquake and that their Latin American host countries are scheduled to cancel their status and send them home. So they went El Norte to violate our borders instead of going back to Haiti.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Per Bing:
Port Au Prince to Del Rio, Texas = 1,947 miles.
And that's across open ocean, not into Mexico and up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (OCTRt)

292 283 Biden Junta policy is now to act ruthlessly against people and groups based on bad imagery, not on actual behavior? Yow. At least they are now open about their policy.
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January 6 should have told you that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (bA3Ln)

293 OK, completely O/T:

I was searching for something else and came across this ad for "Swastika Coal" in a 1916 city directory:

https://tinyurl.com/fcx6x88p

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (2JVJo)

294 Captain Kirk in space....

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (koYif)

295 282 If Shatner dies can they bury him at sea, or space and just toss him out the hatch?

***

I think we all know what Shatner would like to be buried in...

Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (obhiB)

296
Crenshaw's record is rather patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (Bmy3R)

Yeah, he lacks vision.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (n+4am)

Hard to see eye-to-eye with a lot of what he says.
Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2021 01:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

I imagine that in school he was a lackluster pupil at best.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (n+4am)

297 Just dont let Shatner wear a red shirt during the flight.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (MH0eD)

298 @mirandadevine 13m

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas says all the 15,000 migrants have been moved out from under the Del Rio bridge - 2000 have been expelled on 17 flights and 12,400 "will have their case heard by an immigration judge

Yeah, right...pull the other one.

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (cF8AT)

299 And that's across open ocean, not into Mexico and up.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (OCTRt)

Chile. Most of them came from Chile.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (mbFEM)

300 >>>They haven't been terminated. They are suspended with pay I am sure while an "investigation" occurs. Investigation will likely find that mistakes were made. CBP officers will return to duty.
[...]
Posted by: blaster

If Biden would have kept quiet, what you say is the way it would have played out, more or less. But now they won't risk (small though it may be) someone in the press asking Biden six months from now, "You said 'They'd pay' but they didn't. Why not?" So, now those CBP guys will actually get fired for "reckless horsemanship" or whatever.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (dYe5S)

301

How is not-leaving-Earth's atmosphere the same as "going into Space?"

Do they mean "space" as in "open space," as in up in the air??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (Xd1wG)

302 Well this is cool. Someone is putting up the fare because while he's not hurting I am pretty sure he doesn't have $50M to put down on a ticket.
==
You'd be surprised at how well my Christmas CD did.

Posted by: Shatner Claus at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (KEbxE)

303 254 Just watched the View clip from downstairs. Holy smokes I didn't know Ana Navarro was so large

-----
In a stunning turn of events, earlier today fat was Ana-Navarro-shamed

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (VJsqe)

304 Stop the "BP Agents are MAD!!!" stuff. Anyone still working for the federal government loves their paycheck more than they love their country.
I don't say that as a condemnation, necessarily. We all have families to feed, and most government employees are incapable of succeeding in private industry. But please spare me the "True Patriot" stuff.

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (FJYfm)

305 If Shatner dies can they bury him at sea, or space and just toss him out the hatch?
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (2JoB

Blue Origin goes to "space" but not orbit right now. Him dying in space though would be a fitting end.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (EpDzw)

306 Mayorkas is a POS. Doing a press conference now.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (NpAcC)

307 Psst....They just had the head of the BP union on talk radio here in NE Texas the other day and they are pi$$ed. They hate biden, the DHS secretary and no show harris. He pulled no punches in that interview.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (JUOKG)

The sick outs will be massive, any day now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (H+PtW)

308 282 If Shatner dies can they bury him at sea, or space and just toss him out the hatch?
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (2JoB

Covered in Tribbles.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (PiwSw)

309 And remember that these Haitians who were not whipped are not actually coming here from Haiti.

They are coming from Chile and Brazil, where they've been living for years, after having been granted refugee status there.

They're coming here to the U.S. not to escape violent gangs or extreme poverty, but because they want to "upgrade their lifestyle" (i.e. get more "free" stuff) and they'd been told (by the two million Haitians already living here) to come on in because the Biden junta won't deport anybody who comes in illegally.

But yeah, the BP agents spinning their reins are the real problem.

Not the tens of thousands of benefits-shopping illegals coming here to rip off taxpayers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (k4dH2)

310 BAM

A full forensic audit has already begun in three North Texas counties, Dallas, Tarrant and Collin along with Harris County in Houston.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (yrol0)

311 I think we all know what Shatner would like to be buried in...
==
alien quim, obviously

Posted by: Shatner Claus at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (P0tdH)

312 If you're CBP or unvaxxed military, there's no point in even going to work anymore. Anything you do can and will be used against you.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (L2ZTs)

313 279 I see people here are down on Crenshaw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (L2ZTs

Well, he did just vote away due process on gun confiscation sp

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (mdgQ7)

314 Lt Cmdr Uhura should be on that space flight also.

Heck make it all Trek, just loose Picard in space.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (koYif)

315 Chile. Most of them came from Chile.
Posted by: blaster

Then they have no claim.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)

316 Port Au Prince to Del Rio, Texas = 1,947 miles.
And that's across open ocean, not into Mexico and up.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (OCTRt)
++++
Ah. To Texas, that's fair. To, say, Miami it is a lot less - several hundred miles. To South America, it's more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (DCdYk)

317 Covered in Tribbles.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (PiwSw)

Dreaming of Orion slave girls.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (cSyAR)

318 279 I see people here are down on Crenshaw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Red flag laws and open borders. What's not to love?

*vomits*

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (Kx3kq)

319 Illegal immigration is an "act of love" (Jeb, please clap) ... so stopping them must be act of hate. Too bad none of them love their own country enough to change it ... (though many work here illegally and send money back home).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (Cus5s)

320 314 Lt Cmdr Uhura should be on that space flight also.

Heck make it all Trek, just loose Picard in space.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (koYif)

Everybody would be pounding Troi.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (ufFY8)

321 There was also a story recently that Nichelle Nichols is being... taken advantage of... by her family/caretakers. She's not in good shape anymore apparently.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (L2ZTs)

322 Psst....They just had the head of the BP union on talk radio here in NE Texas the other day and they are pi$$ed. They hate biden, the DHS secretary and no show harris. He pulled no punches in that interview.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 01:54 PM (JUOKG)

The sick outs will be massive, any day now.
==
And we still get what we want. See how that works?

Posted by: Soros at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (U3Lai)

323 Honestly, I've seen a lot of Presidents in office. This is the most vindictive one I've ever seen. Nixon's "enemies" list has nothing on Biden's

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (5HBd1)

324 Heck make it all Trek, just loose Picard in space.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (koYif)

I think Elon has room for the surviving crew members.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (mbFEM)

325 Green Orion slave girl?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (koYif)

326 How is not-leaving-Earth's atmosphere the same as "going into Space?"

Do they mean "space" as in "open space," as in up in the air??
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (Xd1wG)
++++
Probably "essentially zero gravity" is the standard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (DCdYk)

327 Everyone, no arguing on my part about Crenshaw. All your criticisms are valid.

Was just trying to add to the puns. SEE my point? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (L2ZTs)

328 256 Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

"Teh white supremacists done her!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Wonderful. This kid is never getting caught now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (xSnmX)

329 Biden has at least one BLM activist on his WH staff -- of course he's most mad about the law enforcement (Bosrder Patrol) doing their freakin' job.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (ewXOW)

330 Shorter Mayorkas:

"Everything is the BadOrangeMan's fault."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (PiwSw)

331 218 Democrats voted to legalize all abortion--even in the 9th month--in all 50 states

https://bit.ly/3zzo4i9

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (UW2ZS)

332 Then they have no claim.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)

Oh. Laws.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (mbFEM)

333 Jeff Bezos will try to kill Capt. Kirk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (r5BVk)

334 If Shatner dies can they bury him at sea, or space and just toss him out the hatch?
***
I think we all know what Shatner would like to be buried in...
Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (obhiB)

Yeoman Rand?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (8D42x)

335 Damn. You really don't want to bring up Chile.
Chile yo Del Rio is 4,654 miles and close to 10 countries they pass.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (OCTRt)

336 If Shatner dies can they bury him at sea, or space and just toss him out the hatch?
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM

Tossing him would be cremation, not burial.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

337 323 Honestly, I've seen a lot of Presidents in office. This is the most vindictive one I've ever seen. Nixon's "enemies" list has nothing on Biden's

***

Biden has an enema list.

It's the third-stringer Obama people around him that have the enemies list.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (obhiB)

338 Puddleglum, yup.
In all seriousness however, I'd assume he's killed himself by now and it's just a matter of finding/IDing the body.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (L2ZTs)

339 >>Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

Weren't they the ones who interviewed the BF -- and then let him go, unmonitored???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (ewXOW)

340 Crenshaw's record is rather patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2021 01:49 PM (Bmy3R)

Yeah, he lacks vision.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 01:58 PM (n+4am)

definitely myopic...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (8D42x)

He has no depth to his perception.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (H+PtW)

341 Biden letting Huawei exec being extradited to the U.S. from Canada go free.

@ezralevant; 3h
Joe Biden cut a deal with China to free their criminal spyware billionaire, Meng Wanzhou.

Trudeau had Biden on the phone just two days ago -- but the White House readout shows Trudeau didn't even bring up the two Canadians being held hostage in China.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (UHVv4)

342 Just saw on CourtTV: Derek Chauvin is going to *represent himself* in his appeal.

Oh brudder. He'll end up with EVEN MORE time!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 01:55 PM

Not like he has a choice:

"In the filing, which was made on the last day it could have been, Chauvin said he's out of money and "unrepresented by legal counsel in connection with the appeal."
He said he was denied representation by a public defender, and is asking the Minnesota Supreme Court to review that decision.
He also said the Police Officers Federation of Minneapolis no longer represents him now that he was convicted."

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (EughT)

343 Everybody would be pounding Troi.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (ufFY

I know her race were supposed to be basic horndogs, but how did Troi actually manage to concentrate on her job when she could sense that most of the men and some of the women on the Enterprise wanted her for a squealing sex toy?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (2JVJo)

344 Democrats voted to legalize all abortion--even in the 9th month--in all 50 states

https://bit.ly/3zzo4i9
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 02:05 PM (UW2ZS)
++++
Was that a standalone bill, or was it a rider in "defense authorization?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (DCdYk)

345 I think Blue Origin gets 60 miles up? I think if you go up enough the sky turns black in daytime it counts.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (mbFEM)

346 Yeoman Rand

****

I'd get in that line.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (obhiB)

347 Jeff Bezos will try to kill Capt. Kirk.
==
But Kirk will trap him in a logical conundrum, causing Bezos to go Haywire and explode.

Posted by: Art imitates life at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (q0bnB)

348 >>Democrats voted to legalize all abortion--even in the 9th month--in all 50 states

https://bit.ly/3zzo4i9

Holy sh#t, these people are evil.
GHOULS

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (ewXOW)

349
Probably "essentially zero gravity" is the standard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

We can achieve that on a fcking Ferris Wheel!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (Xd1wG)

350 Chuck C, hmmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (L2ZTs)

351 Lt Cmdr Uhura should be on that space flight also.

Heck make it all Trek, just loose Picard in space.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (koYif)

Everybody would be pounding Troi.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (ufFY

Dr. Crusher....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (8D42x)

352 Green Orion slave girl?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I need new glasses. I read that as Green Onion.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (OCTRt)

353 The return of Norms.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (GQ5VU)

354 @ezralevant; 3h
Joe Biden cut a deal with China to free their criminal spyware billionaire, Meng Wanzhou.

Trudeau had Biden on the phone just two days ago -- but the White House readout shows Trudeau didn't even bring up the two Canadians being held hostage in China.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (UHVv4)
++++
It's good to be the king.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (DCdYk)

355 Psst....They just had the head of the BP union on talk radio here in NE Texas the other day and they are pi$$ed. They hate biden, the DHS secretary and no show harris. He pulled no punches in that interview.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Then they should resist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei

Waiting for a strike, work slowdown, mass sick-day call in, mass resignation. I'll wait... a long time, too.
Then Biden could pull a "Reagan" as with the ATC people, and fire them all for being troublemakers.
No matter what, the Biden Junta wins.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

356 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (aW5/6)

357 Lizzy, don't know.
I will say there's no bottom to FBI incompetence and mendacity.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (L2ZTs)

358 Everyone, no arguing on my part about Crenshaw. All your criticisms are valid.

Was just trying to add to the puns. SEE my point? :-)
----------------------
I missed that reference.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (UHVv4)

359 Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

Weren't they the ones who interviewed the BF -- and then let him go, unmonitored???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM

They had to pull all of those agents off the case to return to DC as plants for the fbi op rally last weekend.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (JUOKG)

360 355 Waiting for a strike, work slowdown, mass sick-day call in, mass resignation. I'll wait... a long time, too.
Then Biden could pull a "Reagan" as with the ATC people, and fire them all for being troublemakers.
No matter what, the Biden Junta wins.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

=========

They could refuse the order to not use their horses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

361 All you need to know to understand Dan Crenshaw is, he's being advised by people like Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk. Like they have the pulse of conservatives.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (4thlk)

362 313 279 I see people here are down on Crenshaw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:00 PM (L2ZTs

Well, he did just vote away due process on gun confiscation sp
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 24, 2021 02:03 PM (mdgQ7)

Fucker did it without even blinking.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (KbCG3)

363 Democrats voted to legalize all abortion--even in the 9th month--in all 50 states

https://bit.ly/3zzo4i9

THAT should get flaming skull status.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (OCTRt)

364 Jeff Bezos will try to kill Capt. Kirk.
==
But Kirk will trap him in a logical conundrum, causing Bezos to go Haywire and explode.
==
Or possibly trick him into a game of Fizzbin.

Posted by: Art imitates life at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (teNDc)

365 I think we all know what Shatner would like to be buried in...
Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM

His toupee.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)

366 356 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (aW5/6)

======

Ah, so this is a story about the evil of guns and the horrible racism of the whites in America.

Got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

367 Will Wheaton can hang on outside the capsule.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (obhiB)

368 Ace supports election-stealing Facebook and Twitter.

Ace hates conservative Gab and Parler.

Ace is a lying hypocrite.

Posted by: Dogstar59 at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (u5a1j)

369 >>Shorter Mayorkas:

"Everything is the BadOrangeMan's fault."

Also: "Here's all the things we will give you once you enter our country! Look all these well-funded organizations helping pay for it. FREE STUFF!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (ewXOW)

370 Will Wheaton can hang on outside the capsule.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (obhiB)
++++
Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: Star Trek cast during moments of clarity at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM (DCdYk)

371 How many people here would trade 10 years of their life to be Shatner from 1970 to 1980?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (L2ZTs)

372 The BP is 50% Hispanic. Weird how that is never mentioned by the MSM (or "conservative" media).

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (GQ5VU)

373 Damn. You really don't want to bring up Chile.
Chile yo Del Rio is 4,654 miles and close to 10 countries they pass.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:06 PM (OCTRt)

is that the northern end or to Santiago? it's a 2.5 hour + flight from Santiago to Antofagasta, and that's not even the northern tip of Chile.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (8D42x)

374 serious question...why NOT whip them?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (h1jJh)

375 > Was that a standalone bill, or was it a rider in "defense authorization?"

I think it's this one, a standalone.
https://bit.ly/2ZucmsJ

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (UW2ZS)

376 I submitted the "bourbon with lunch?" question to the Magic 8-Ball it said "SIGNS POINT TO YES."

So, really, I cannot argue with science.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (mbFEM)

377

the Democrats in the US House of Representatives are now the controlling legislative branch of all 50 states?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (Xd1wG)

378 I know her race were supposed to be basic horndogs, but how did Troi actually manage to concentrate on her job when she could sense that most of the men and some of the women on the Enterprise wanted her for a squealing sex toy?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Just think of her as Starfleet HR. That's what she really was. No matter how attractive, it would creep everybody else out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (vcOmj)

379 Green Onion slave girl?

Tasty?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (koYif)

380 Posted by: Cocksucker69 at September 24, 2021 02:09 PM
++++
:: YAWN ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (DCdYk)

381 315 Chile. Most of them came from Chile.
Posted by: blaster

Then they have no claim.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)

As I commented above, the Biden Junta immigration policy is to Believe All Claims That a Person Needs Refuge for Personal Safety. So pretty much everyone gets in, on temporary status with an order to appear before an immigration judge who determines if the claim is true. Not many loopholes there, huh?

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

382 How many people here would trade 10 years of their life to be Shatner from 1970 to 1980?
---
Umm, may I ask, am I eligible?

Posted by: Shatner Claus at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (U3Lai)

383
again, because it so succinct:

the Democrats in the US House of Representatives are now the controlling legislative branch of all 50 states?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (Xd1wG)

384 Speaking of Troi, remember when she steered the saucer section of the Enterprise D into a nearby planet right after Riker messed up an engagement with a Bird of Prey they should have been to fend off (even with them knowing the shield frequency)?

Yeah, Star Fleet wasn't sending their best amongst the stars.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (5aFbR)

385 How is not-leaving-Earth's atmosphere the same as "going into Space?"

Do they mean "space" as in "open space," as in up in the air??
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:02 PM (Xd1wG)
--------
If you get above 69 miles altitude you're in space. Even if it's for a couple of minutes and then you fall back to Earth. No need to orbit.

I think X-15 rocket plane pilots were considered astronauts based on this.

Posted by: zmdavid at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (xqRaG)

386 I know her race were supposed to be basic horndogs, but how did Troi actually manage to concentrate on her job when she could sense that most of the men and some of the women on the Enterprise wanted her for a squealing sex toy?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (2JVJo)

Ya know, that's a very good question...She was only part Betazoid, so not fully telepathic, but surely she could sense the raging stiffies of her fellow crewmates...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (ZIoLS)

387 is that the northern end or to Santiago? it's a 2.5 hour + flight from Santiago to Antofagasta, and that's not even the northern tip of Chile.
Posted by: SturmToddler

Santiago if I'm reading it correctly.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (OCTRt)

388 Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

____

And we will cover it 24/7.
- Fox

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (GQ5VU)

389 Everybody would be pounding Troi.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 24, 2021 02:04 PM (ufFY

Dr. Crusher....
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x)

"Dr Crusher" was a soul- stealing ginger. Yeah, I always thought she was more attractive than Deana Troi.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

390 The BP is 50% Hispanic. Weird how that is never mentioned by the MSM (or "conservative" media).
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (GQ5VU)

Those guys not only lose their horse privileges, they lose their Hispanic privileges as well. Damned racists.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (wAnMi)

391 347 Jeff Bezos will try to kill Capt. Kirk.
==
But Kirk will trap him in a logical conundrum, causing Bezos to go Haywire and explode.

I'll build a cannon out of a hollow log and use some rocks for projectiles.

Posted by: Cap'n Kirk at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (2cfUo)

392 Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

Odd. Is there a need to fabricate evidence?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (H+PtW)

393 Green Orion slave girl?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I need new glasses. I read that as Green Onion.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (OCTRt)

you know, that's a catchy name. i bet i can do a song with that title...

Posted by: Booker T at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (8D42x)

394 Everyone entering the country through a border: Good.

Everyone entering the country through birth: Bad

Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (qQsNc)

395 356 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.

Then it's "gun violence" and not the much-hoped-for-by Marxists "domestic terrorism."

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (M9SBl)

396 Just think of her as Starfleet HR. That's what she really was. No matter how attractive, it would creep everybody else out.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (vcOmj)
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Yup. I was once outside at work having a smoke and an insanely pretty blonde woman asked me for a light. I noticed her badge was from my company. I asked her which office she had in come from and what she did. She said she was from the HQ, and that she was an "HR Rep."

That's the end of that. Every time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (DCdYk)

397 384 Speaking of Troi, remember when she steered the saucer section of the Enterprise D into a nearby planet right after Riker messed up an engagement with a Bird of Prey they should have been to fend off (even with them knowing the shield frequency)?

Yeah, Star Fleet wasn't sending their best amongst the stars.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (5aFbR)

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That guy on Deck 6 was thinking about her real hard.

I mean REAL...HARD...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

398 A dropping on 368.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)

399 Chile. Most of them came from Chile.
____________

The majority were coming from Chile, some were from Brazil.

We know this because they all ditched their Chilean and Brazilian ID cards as they came across the border, so they could tell some immigration judge that they're "fleeing from violent gangs" in Haiti.

They're doing exactly what all those muzzie "refugees" in Europe do -- refuse to stay in the safe country that grants them asylum, and then lie and cheat their way into whatever country has better welfare benefits. The muzzies were refusing to stay in EU countries like Hungary or even France, because they knew the U.K. paid more generous welfare benefits, so they'd get themselves smuggled across the channel.

These fake Haitian "refugees" are doing the same thing. They were safe in Chile and Brazil, but not getting as much free SWAG as the U.S. offers, so when Biden got elected, they all rushed in.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (k4dH2)

400 356 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.
Posted by: Brunnhilde

And just like that, poof, the newz story was gone.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (xSnmX)

401 https://bit.ly/3zzo4i9

THAT should get flaming skull status.
Posted by: rickb223

They worship Moloch.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (Kx3kq)

402 We'll be the first nation to collapse because of "Feelz".

The Triggered.
Those who self identify as something they're not.
Protests by the wrong people are ignored or laughed at.
Protests by the correct people cause shock and dismay.

Note that Biden is acting like the GOP does; whenever criticized by the left they beg forgiveness, bend their knees, apologize, then modify their behavior to whatever the critics have demanded.
Anyone who doesn't is "mean", "racist", "Selfish" etc.

So Never Trump was correct We've elected a Republican.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (ClrTw)

403
If you get above 69 miles altitude you're in space. Even if it's for a couple of minutes and then you fall back to Earth. No need to orbit.

I think X-15 rocket plane pilots were considered astronauts based on this.
Posted by: zmdavid

What a load of Millenial Generation Bullshit!
That ain't fucking Space.
Those people are not astronauts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (Xd1wG)

404 How many people here would trade 10 years of their life to be Shatner from 1970 to 1980?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (L2ZTs)

I am unwilling to give up my hair.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (H+PtW)

405 "Dr Crusher" was a soul- stealing ginger. Yeah, I always thought she was more attractive than Deana Troi.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

Big Lefty. So Lefty that she thought Season 1 wasn't woke enough....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (PiwSw)

406 "Dr Crusher" was a soul- stealing ginger. Yeah, I always thought she was more attractive than Deana Troi.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

it's not like i'm using mine, she could use it for a while in trade....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM (8D42x)

407
Odd. Is there a need to fabricate evidence?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (H+PtW)

Ouch, baby. Very ouch!

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM (mbFEM)

408
OK, completely O/T:

I was searching for something else and came across this ad for "Swastika Coal" in a 1916 city directory:

https://tinyurl.com/fcx6x88p
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 02:01 PM (2JVJo)

Check out the Carlsberg Brewery elephant gate in Copenhagen.
https://tinyurl.com/9kt4dkfz

Specifically, this angle...
http://copenaghen1.altervista.org/alterpages/____9588.png

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM (n+4am)

409 392 Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

Odd. Is there a need to fabricate evidence?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:12 PM (H+PtW)

___

Laundrie once thought about maybe considering voting for Trump. So a 30-agent task force has been formed to make sure he is in prison for the next 50 years.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM (GQ5VU)

410 "Dr Crusher" was a soul- stealing ginger. Yeah, I always thought she was more attractive than Deana Troi.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

Crusher was half responsible for the worst character in all of TNG...Wesley.

Thus, engaging in decadence with her might yield another one of *those*.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM (5aFbR)

411 TJM,

It's ALWAYS about that...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM (aW5/6)

412 400 356 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.
Posted by: Brunnhilde

And just like that, poof, the newz story was gone.
-----------------
Sushi makes everyone irritable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM (bA3Ln)

413 Biden, do you want Robocop?
Because this is how you get Robocop, when you insist LEOs are inherently, systemically biased.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2021 02:15 PM (ewXOW)

414 The House Bill is going to be a good test of how hard the Dems are willing to go at things. If this sails through the Senate, then that's that. If it passes the Senate after a big fight, then they are still somewhat nervous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:15 PM (DCdYk)

415 They worship Moloch.
Posted by: Infidel
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 02:15 PM (PZBsS)

416 Crusher was the worst doctor in the history of entertainment. They must have had her on the ship for something other than her skills

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

417 Big Lefty. So Lefty that she thought Season 1 wasn't woke enough....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (PiwSw)

So she thought "Code of Honor" was a "good" TNG episode?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (5aFbR)

418 356 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.

___

Asian white supremacist.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (GQ5VU)

419
Hey, everyone, guess what: If you've ever went into the ocean and walked out until the water is above your head, you're officially a "deep sea diver!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (Xd1wG)

420 Biden, do you want Robocop?

He would love RoboCop.

*Flashing Rule #1* no Democrat Office Holder may be arrested.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (H+PtW)

421 They should make one final STOS movie. The Search For Kirk's Neck.

Posted by: f'd at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (Tnijr)

422 They could refuse the order to not use their horses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

They have any tanks? Switch to tanks.

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (cF8AT)

423 I wish we had even a semi-honest press. Just to ask Joe, "are you really that stupid? Or just a pathological liar?"

I just can't imagine what sort of mindset it would take to want a senile pants wetting half literate asshole to shit on me all the time while I do everything to make him look good. It's hard enough when you're related to that person. I imagine there must be some sort of oath they take. "I will nom their feces and say it tastes like foie gras, so help me Gaia."

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (wAnMi)

424 Sushi makes everyone irritable.
Posted by: Puddin Head
___

If you buy it at a gas station, duh.

Otherwise, good sushi is divine.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (PZBsS)

425 >>>Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

Oh, did they find a Lego set at Laundrie's parent's place?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (HmZuC)

426 He would love RoboCop.

*Flashing Rule #1* no Democrat Office Holder may be arrested.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (H+PtW)

That's how it works now, right?

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (mbFEM)

427 414 The House Bill is going to be a good test of how hard the Dems are willing to go at things. If this sails through the Senate, then that's that. If it passes the Senate after a big fight, then they are still somewhat nervous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:15 PM (DCdYk)

========

It'll fail in the Senate.

It will be blamed on Sinema and Manchin, but the real blame will lay on Warnock, Masto, and Hassan who don't want to go into 2022 with such massively pro-abortion votes on their records.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

428 How many people here would trade 10 years of their life to be Shatner from 1970 to 1980?
----------------------------
Wood I ever!!!

Sorry. That's Robert Wagner.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (UHVv4)

429 Democrats voted to legalize all abortion--even in the 9th month--in all 50 states
___________

Geez, even the euroweenies draw the line at 20 weeks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (k4dH2)

430 >>> 356 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 24, 2021 02:08 PM (aW5/6)

Stop Asian Hate!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (ACi07)

431 Crusher was half responsible for the worst character in all of TNG...Wesley.

Thus, engaging in decadence with her might yield another one of *those*.
Posted by: Thrawn

The horror......The horror.......

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (vcOmj)

432 417 Big Lefty. So Lefty that she thought Season 1 wasn't woke enough....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:13 PM (PiwSw)

So she thought "Code of Honor" was a "good" TNG episode?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (5aFbR)

=========

She says now that that's one of the episodes that led to her quitting. Everyone on the show shits on that episode now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

433 Wow. HR-3755 (the abortion bill) had 215 total sponsors. All but five Dems co-sponsored it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (DCdYk)

434 >>> I know her race were supposed to be basic horndogs, but how did Troi actually manage to concentrate on her job when she could sense that most of the men and some of the women on the Enterprise wanted her for a squealing sex toy?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 02:07 PM (2JVJo)

Because she was a slut? You know how in tv/movies we don't spend time on the characters going to the bathroom, brushing their teeth, all normal stuff that takes up their day. Well, Troi was probably getting boned constantly, 8 times a day in the transporter room, 15 times in the turbo lift, 20 times a day on the bridge, and who knows how many times in the jefferies tube.

ah huh huh huh, ... he said tube.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (qQsNc)

435 How many people here would trade 10 years of their life to be Shatner from 1970 to 1980?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (L2ZTs)

___

Just asked my dick and it said, no way man, I can't handle that much pussy in such a short amount of time.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (GQ5VU)

436 If you buy it at a gas station, duh.

Otherwise, good sushi is divine.
Posted by: SMH

*fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (OCTRt)

437 So she thought "Code of Honor" was a "good" TNG episode?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (5aFbR)

There will be No vaccine!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (PiwSw)

438 Kamala Harris should know all about wiping since her ancestors actually owned slaves in Jamaica

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

439 I bet if they spread the rumor that Laundrie is a Trump supporter they'd have a hundred FBI agents on the case ASAP.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (mbFEM)

440 It'll fail in the Senate.

It will be blamed on Sinema and Manchin, but the real blame will lay on Warnock, Masto, and Hassan who don't want to go into 2022 with such massively pro-abortion votes on their records.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (LvTSG)
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Or it'll pass, because between election fraud and YOLO, they're going after everything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (DCdYk)

441 Doing whatever these Border Patrol agents did is 'horrific', but they'd give a Medal to the scum who shot Ashli Babbitt if they could get away with it.

Posted by: Paul at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (PMxE5)

442 440 Or it'll pass, because between election fraud and YOLO, they're going after everything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (DCdYk)

=======

Also, it'll need sixty votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

443 Crusher was half responsible for the worst character in all of TNG...Wesley.

Thus, engaging in decadence with her might yield another one of *those*.
Posted by: Thrawn

The horror......The horror.......

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:17 PM (vcOmj)

nah, since she's a super lefty, we can just load them into the next photon torpedo... problem solved.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (8D42x)

444 How many people here would trade 10 years of their life to be Shatner from 1970 to 1980?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2021 02:10 PM (L2ZTs)

I'll settle just for his admiral's uniform in The Motion Picture.

Oh, and Lts Saavik and Valeris in a pon farr orgy to tear it off of me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (2JVJo)

445 Also, it'll need sixty votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
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To break the filibuster?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (DCdYk)

446 They have any tanks? Switch to tanks.
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (cF8AT)

A-10's are unencumbered by rough terrain and water hazards. And guaranteed, when used correctly absolutely painless.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (wAnMi)

447 I had to look it up. It was Directive 4: "Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of the DNC results in shutdown"

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (H+PtW)

448 The shooter in Tennessee was apparently a disgruntled Vietnamese former sushi maker at the store.
Posted by: Brunnhilde

Stop Asian Hate!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN

You want to see awkward? He was black.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (OCTRt)

449 445 Also, it'll need sixty votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
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To break the filibuster?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (DCdYk)

=========

Which still exists, yes. They're not going to get rid of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

450
u5a1j

Who let the gimp out of the box?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (n+4am)

451 You want to see awkward? He was black.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (OCTRt)

Ginsu Jones!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (PiwSw)

452 Or it'll pass, because between election fraud and YOLO, they're going after everything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (DCdYk)

=======

Also, it'll need sixty votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

it's a tax and will be rolled into reconcillation...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (8D42x)

453 talking about crusher or troi is largely because you watched the show when a stiff breeze gave you a boner.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (ZZK0E)

454 416 Crusher was the worst doctor in the history of entertainment. They must have had her on the ship for something other than her skills

Unlike troi she had a shaved tribble

Posted by: Shitbird at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (2cfUo)

455 Also I hear FBI is now on the Petito/Laundrie case.

Laundrie once thought about maybe considering voting for Trump. So a 30-agent task force has been formed to make sure he is in prison for the next 50 years.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:14 PM

It *might* have something to do with her body being found in a National Park which actually gives the FBI jurisdiction.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (EughT)

456 Joe Biden should know all about wiping since the Robinette-side ancestors actually owned slaves

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (RHGPo)

457 Which still exists, yes. They're not going to get rid of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah. I dunno. I think there's at least a 25% chance they risk it to whip up their base and openly threaten the Republicans with violence from outside if they insist on fillibustering "women's healthcare."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (DCdYk)

458
Speaking of Troi, remember when she steered the saucer section of the Enterprise D into a nearby planet right after Riker messed up an engagement with a Bird of Prey they should have been to fend off (even with them knowing the shield frequency)?

Yeah, Star Fleet wasn't sending their best amongst the stars.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2021 02:11 PM (5aFbR)

She was trying to parallel park the Enterprise along Orion's Belt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (n+4am)

459 420 Biden, do you want Robocop?

---

We already have the government from Robocop

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2021 02:21 PM (h1jJh)

460 441 Doing whatever these Border Patrol agents did is 'horrific', but they'd give a Medal to the scum who shot Ashli Babbitt if they could get away with it.
_____________

C'mon man, that's different!

Shooting a white person is always justified!

Spinning horse reins near a black person is worse than slavery!!!

Posted by: Joey Biden, paste eater at September 24, 2021 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

461 Crusher was the worst doctor in the history of entertainment. They must have had her on the ship for something other than her skills
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2021 02:16 PM (KZzsI)
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Uhhh, yeah. She was Picard's side-piece.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:21 PM (DCdYk)

462 Or it'll pass, because between election fraud and YOLO, they're going after everything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (DCdYk)

___

The Dems knew O-Care would mean a bloodbath in 2010 and they didn't care. Elections come and go. Taking over health care is a once in a lifetime opportunity. They will gladly take a mid-term loss, even a bad one, to massively expand the govt. And they also know the Reps will never overturn any of it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:21 PM (GQ5VU)

463 Well even the arms of the government starting to finally hate the biden.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 24, 2021 02:21 PM (T1fV4)

464 Apparently, Laundrie has no connection to the famous French Lanudry

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 02:21 PM (RHGPo)

465 nood bond

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 24, 2021 02:22 PM (8D42x)

466 Grandpa dipshit is angry.

Posted by: Archer at September 24, 2021 02:22 PM (gmo/4)

467 Every BP agent assigned to actual patrol of the physical border should spend their entire shift standing exactly at their post, with arms folded, doing and saying literally nothing when anyone tries to cross the border.

You want to say they will "pay" for doing their jobs? Then fine. Let them not do their jobs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2021 02:22 PM (6FeV1)

468 457 Which still exists, yes. They're not going to get rid of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Yeah. I dunno. I think there's at least a 25% chance they risk it to whip up their base and openly threaten the Republicans with violence from outside if they insist on fillibustering "women's healthcare."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2021 02:20 PM (DCdYk)

=========

Abortion is just mostly about fundraising for the Democratic Party. They promise everything every cycle so that lefties will vote and organize. All the while, it's really just about funneling tax money from the Treasury to PP and back to Democratic politicians.

The Democratic Party doesn't actually want to change much on abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 24, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

469 Man, the US class system is really solidifying.

US Elites totally botch (either on accident or on purpose) immigration/border policy, which results in +10k people living under a bridge in Texas for a week. Press: "Meh, no biggie, what's going on at the Met Gala?"

Working Class Border Patrol guy does his job and NOTHING wrong. Press: "This guy is the worst thing since 19th Century plantation slavery."

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 24, 2021 02:22 PM (dYe5S)

470 >>>Uhhh, yeah. She was Picard's side-piece.

That's still no excuse to let her annoying brat drive the damn ship.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 24, 2021 02:22 PM (HmZuC)

471 CDC Director Rochelle Walensky Overrules FDA Panel's Recommendation, Approves Covid Booster to Align with What Joe Biden Wanted

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2021 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

472 People on the right always assume Dems care what the people think. Wrong. They care about advancing socialism/communism. So if it means one or two senators from a purple state lose, so be it. They play the long game, unlike the GOP which runs and hides when a poll says something they want to do is unpopular.

It's why the left has won every major battle in the past 100 years.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 24, 2021 02:23 PM (GQ5VU)

473 But wasn't Wesley profoundly prophetic?

He represented the majority of those who are causing most of our problems at present.

And for similar reasons as on TNG.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2021 02:24 PM (ClrTw)

474 OT but of interest - I got a big letter from Nielsen. I was about to throw it into the circular file (no, I'm not at all curious) but noticed a big round window in the back of the envelope displaying 2 crisp, new $1 bills.

So ok, I'll open it if just to get the $. I'd love to lie about what I'm watching, but probably need to be cable-ized, and they'd have some way of verification. I'll check back in if it's something different.

Just thought it was interesting since we'd had a convo here a few months back about nobody knowing anybody who'd been asked much less participating.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 24, 2021 02:24 PM (wAnMi)

475
CDC Director Rochelle Walensky Overrules FDA Panel's Recommendation, Approves Covid Booster to Align with What Joe Biden Wanted
Posted by: SMOD

...which is really what the Teachers Union wanted.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:24 PM (Xd1wG)

476 Doing whatever these Border Patrol agents did is 'horrific', but they'd give a Medal to the scum who shot Ashli Babbitt if they could get away with it.
Posted by: Paul at September 24, 2021 02:18 PM (PMxE5)

They already did.

And Paul and Cruz voted in favor *spit*

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2021 02:24 PM (2JVJo)

477 The Dems knew O-Care would mean a bloodbath in 2010 and they didn't care. Elections come and go. Taking over health care is a once in a lifetime opportunity. They will gladly take a mid-term loss, even a bad one, to massively expand the govt. And they also know the Reps will never overturn any of it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

In many ways, the failure to overturn O-Care is why we are now in the pickle we are in. A Democrat success story, regardless of how they lost seats in state government all over the country. So yeah, they'll do this and it will be the End Game for Abortion in the USA. It will never be repealed.
They won, we lost. The Republic is dead.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2021 02:25 PM (vcOmj)

478

nOOd

n00d

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2021 02:25 PM (Xd1wG)

479 African-Americans are so busy killing their own babies, we have to import the Chinese knock-off African-Americans from Haiti to cover the Democrat shortfall.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2021 02:26 PM (stUc+)

480 How does this not result in very bad things happening on an explosive scale?

Or is this just going to be one long, slow slide with everyone just accommodating greater levels of chaos?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2021 02:26 PM (1t5dY)

481 Any doubt what a fuckhead Joe is anymore?
I didn't think so.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2021 02:26 PM (v0R5T)

482 Dr Crusher and Troi exercising/yoga together:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdu6C3Qoro

[1:27 mins]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 24, 2021 02:27 PM (UHVv4)

483 Rick,

I don't THINK he was black. They had his license pic and he looked typically south Asian.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 24, 2021 02:28 PM (aW5/6)

484 Reminds me of when Obama said the police acted stupidly when he didn't know shit about the case.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2021 02:28 PM (CYnTg)

485 PS: Is that racist??

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 24, 2021 02:28 PM (aW5/6)

486 Quick....where are our media destroyers?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 24, 2021 02:31 PM (T1fV4)

487 It is impossible to debate a matter when the other side is full on doing the girl thing of you should just know what I think.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 24, 2021 01:25 PM (mf5HN)

This is an example of the larger problem with the Democrat party. They do nothing in good faith. Every action they take is intended to bludgeon any opposition into compliance. It completely destroys the prospect of compromise necessary for consent of the governed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2021 02:33 PM (YohY1)

488 No love for 7 of 9 ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2021 02:34 PM (M+Lyo)

489 No word on when Milley et al will pay for the 13 soldiers killed in the Afghan dumpster fire that Biden forced.

Posted by: JK at September 24, 2021 02:34 PM (cpVs2)

490 I knew at first glance that there was no whip. There wasn't even anything that looks similar to a whip in any way. There was no whipping. There wasn't anything that looked anything like whipping. At all.

These are people committed--firmly committed--to lying. No one seeing the picture actually believes this has anything to do with whipping anyone.

The only other explanation is that they're cloistered little fairies that have so little knowledge of the real world that they can easily be led into believing lies. If you think they can watch the Road Runner and believe everything they see is plausible, real world stuff, then this explanation might make sense for you.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 24, 2021 02:35 PM (sWM8x)

491 ""There will be consequences. It's an embarrassment. But beyond an embarrassment is dangerous, it's wrong." - Xiden

Yeah, kinda like you sniffing and fondling little girls.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at September 24, 2021 02:56 PM (hlxe7)

492 We are so far beyond not a serious country.
That is unless a clown tripping over his dick plunging headlong into a flaming dumpster is serious.

Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at September 24, 2021 03:07 PM (DUOKz)

493 These are federal government employees so of course Biden wants to discipline them. Wait, what? Everyone knows the federal govt is infallible, WTH?

Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers at September 24, 2021 03:12 PM (W+TLY)

494 Buck Joe Fiden

Posted by: JJ at September 24, 2021 03:53 PM (oRhhP)

495 Last time he said that 7 children died in a drone strike

Posted by: Gern Blanstein at September 24, 2021 04:18 PM (F2vaK)

496 I am sure Hitler did the same with his own Storm Troopers

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 24, 2021 05:21 PM (wGqjj)

497 As usual I stand in awe of the fantastic job the GOP is doing. Sort of a cross between ad sack and the keystone cops. I'd sooner have jack the ripper do brain surgery on me than ever support the GOP again.

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