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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/28/21)
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Quote I “I understand that you’re the principal military adviser, but you don’t decide, the president decides, but if all this is true, General Milley, why haven’t you resigned?”Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR)
Quote II “All our son did is ask the questions that everybody was asking themselves, but they were too scared to speak out loud. He was asking for accountability. In fact, I think he even asked for an apology that we made mistakes, but they couldn’t do that, which is mind-blowing.” Stuart Scheller Sr.
Quote III "There is no room for players who are willing to risk the health and lives of their teammates, the staff and the fans simply because they are unable to grasp the seriousness of the situation or do the necessary research," Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Quote IV “We will be looking at what contract-tracing looks like in the new world order – yes it will be pubs and clubs, and other things, if we have a positive case there [but] our response may be different if we know people are fully vaccinated.” Dr. Kerry Grant, New South Wales chief medical officer in Australia
I'm just thinking out loud here. I'm wondering if a member of the Religion of Pieces was busy in Sweden?
Swedish police are investigating whether an explosive device may have been planted at an apartment block in Gothenburg following a huge blast which caused serious injuries to residents. Emergency responders said that the blast did not look like an accident, in a country that has suffered dozens of actual or attempted bombings linked to violent criminal gangs in recent years. "It's obvious that a crime cannot be excluded," Interior Minister Mikael Damberg told a joint press conference with Prime Minister Stefan Lofven. The powerful explosion ripped through the building in the Annedal district shortly before 5am on Tuesday, sending panicked residents fleeing.
I guess majoring in journalism and public relations means you don't have to take any basic econ classes.
Psaki: ‘Unfair and Absurd’ To Say Companies Would Raise Prices in Response to Tax Increases
The Vaccination Nazis strike again. North Carolina based hospital axes unvaccinated employees.
A North Carolina-based hospital system announced Monday that roughly 175 unvaccinated employees were fired for failing to comply with the organization’s mandatory coronavirus vaccination policy, the latest in a series of health-care dismissals over coronavirus immunization.And if employees aren't being fire. They are quitting.
Novant Health said last week that 375 unvaccinated workers — across 15 hospitals and 800 clinics — had been suspended for not getting immunized. Unvaccinated employees were given five days to comply.
Novant Health spokeswoman Megan Rivers tweeted Monday that almost 200 of the suspended workers, including those who had submitted approved exemptions, received their first dose by Friday. The hospital confirmed that the rest of the suspended employees who did not comply were fired, although the exact number of those dismissed was not specified.
BOSTON, Mass. — The State Police Association of Massachusetts says dozens of troopers are resigning their position with the Massachusetts State Police in response to the governor’s COVID-19 vaccine mandate. “To date, dozens of troopers have already submitted their resignation paperwork, some of whom plan to return to other departments offering reasonable alternatives such as mask-wearing and regular testing,” Michael Cherven, president of the State Police Association of Massachusetts, said in a statement Monday.
Take the money and run. Not only a song by Steve Miller but also an interesting art piece.
A Danish artist who was loaned $85,000 cash by a museum to use in a pair of artworks instead turned in two empty frames under the title, Take the Money and Run. Lasse Andersson, director of the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art in Aalborg, said the facility loaned artist Jens Haaning $85,000 in Danish kroner banknotes to recreate two of his earlier works that featured cash in a frame.
Do you have an Amazon account? Do you have $999 burning a hole in your pocket? Amazon has a robot for you.
Amazon on Tuesday announced its long-rumored home robot. It’s called Astro and will sell for $999. I had a chance to check it out in a demo with Amazon last week and wanted to share a few thoughts on what Astro is, what it can and can’t do, and why Amazon decided to build a home robot. Astro seems like a strange gadget for Amazon to launch. The company is best known as an online store. And most of its operating profit comes from its AWS cloud business. Notably, Astro is a “Day 1 Edition” product, which means it won’t be sold to everyone at first. Instead, Amazon will ask people to sign up and then invite them to order the robot. That allows Amazon to avoid building too many gadgets it won’t sell and a public flop like the Amazon Fire Phone, which was discontinued in 2015. Amazon said Astro will go on sale later this year but did not give a specific launch date. It’s worth noting that Amazon has made similar promises about future products that either never launched or were severely delayed. So, why robots?
A former forestry student-turned-shaman and yoga teacher has been charged with starting a huge California wildfire that has destroyed 41 homes - and was being investigated in connection with other fires - after claiming the blaze was triggered accidentally while she tried to boil bear urine so she could drink it. Alexandra Souverneva, of Palo Alto, was charged Friday with felony arson to wildland with an enhancement because of a declared state of emergency in California, Shasta County District Attorney Stephanie Bridgett said. The 8,500 acre blaze the 30 year-old is accused of starting has wrecked 41 homes, and 90 other structures. Souverneva pleaded not guilty but could face up to nine years in state prison if convicted. She is also suspected of starting additional fires in Shasta County and throughout the state, Bridgett said. It wasn't immediately known if she has an attorney who could speak on her behalf.
red noted in his email, "Just look at them eyes." Yes indeed. Never stick.......
She wouldn't know what constructive dialogue was even if it grabbed her by the nipple.
Greta Thunberg has excoriated global leaders over their promises to address the climate emergency, dismissing them as “blah, blah, blah”. She quoted statements by Boris Johnson: “This is not some expensive, politically correct, green act of bunny hugging”, and Narendra Modi: “Fighting climate change calls for innovation, cooperation and willpower” but said the science did not lie. Carbon emissions are on track to rise by 16% by 2030, according to the UN, rather than fall by half, which is the cut needed to keep global heating under the internationally agreed limit of 1.5C. “Build back better. Blah, blah, blah. Green economy. Blah blah blah. Net zero by 2050. Blah, blah, blah,” she said in a speech to the Youth4Climate summit in Milan, Italy, on Tuesday. “This is all we hear from our so-called leaders. Words that sound great but so far have not led to action. Our hopes and ambitions drown in their empty promises.”
On this day: 28 Sep 2009
Lucy Vodden, the childhood pal of John Lennon's son Julian, passed away at the age of 46 after losing her battle with auto-immune disease lupus. She was the inspiration for The Beatles track 'Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds', written mostly by John after Julian showed his father a nursery school drawing he called Lucy - in the sky with diamonds, depicting his classmate. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 28 Sep 1991
American jazz trumpeter, bandleader, and composer Miles Davis died of a stroke and pneumonia. His 1959 album 'Kind of Blue', is a major influence on jazz music. Davis is considered one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century. via thisdayinmusic.com
I'm guessing she doesn't come with a 7 year/100,000 mile warranty. Genius Award Winner.
SEPTEMBER 27--A customer shopping for a used car discovered a naked woman pleasuring herself in the rear seat of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler parked outside a Florida auto dealership, according to an arrest report. Police were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after “a customer complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in the back seat of one of the vehicles on the sale lot.” When a dealership manager opened the Jeep’s door, he said he spotted Alexis King, 37, “naked, with her legs spread wide open.” A receptionist reported that the suspect was “pulling at her vagina.” A third employee, who called 911, told police that a coworker called him “to the front lot to get a vehicle that a homeless woman was inside pleasuring herself.”
Feeling Misanthropic today. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
An Oklahoma dad is the hero we all need right now after he delivered a bloody beat-down to a local pastor he caught allegedly touching his 9-year-old son. Michael Coghill, 33, had a clean background check when he was taken on by the Lakehoma Church of Christ in Mustang, Oklahoma, but he seems to have had a habit of jogging past a bus stop each morning where he would stop and chat with the children waiting there. This was where he allegedly struck up a rapport with a little boy, who told his father that Coghill had touched him inappropriately.
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Posted by: Sandy at September 28, 2021 09:02 PM (VxC1e)
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is the ONT, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker's busy signal at September 28, 2021 09:03 PM (Tt5/k)
Asked if the woman came with the vehicle the salesman replied - "Yes, usually two or three times."
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2021 09:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2021 09:02 PM (VxC1e)
Yes.
No.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (rAq5V)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2021 09:06 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2021 09:06 PM (qAR6u)
I always figured Kareem was an ass.
That woman looks like she has no right arm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:06 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)
{{{Jewells}}}
Put Terro out . You can but is about anywhere. You'll never have ants again.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (wyw4S)
---
i'm a giver...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 28, 2021 09:06 PM (rAq5V)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero, Kaboom! Kid at September 28, 2021 09:07 PM (n/szn)
The new Carfagna's market/restaurant and wine shop has opened up at Polaris. Really nice!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Underwood Deviled Ham at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (4I/2K)
Psaki: "Unfair and Absurd" To Say Companies Would Raise Prices in Response to Tax Increases
npr was gobsmacked when retailers passed along a sugary soda tax that the braintrust assumed would be swallowed by stores.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (63Dwl)
Who da moron with valu rite?
Posted by: Cicero, Kaboom! Kid at September 28, 2021 09:07 PM (n/szn)
I can never seem to make a good bloody mary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: klaftern at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (nxdel)
Putz.
Posted by: Flyover at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Bourbon Tooth at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (1nfB1)
You know you want to.
Posted by: Underwood Deviled Ham at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (4I/2K)
Hate the ham. The chicken is quite good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (yOf1t)
Terro ™ makes a Hotel California for Ants.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)
is ONT, sweet ONT
It's the only thing
that MisHum can guarantee...
(h/t to Jackie DeShannon)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)
And how did she collect the bear whiz?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (VbpDk)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Little known fact: Kareem just moonlighted as a basketball player, his real job was physicist at JPL.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (wyw4S)
Hey there was no cauliflower mention.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at September 28, 2021 09:10 PM (ZSK0i)
I got the album last year that has the whole 11-minute version. Even at that length it's still a great song.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 09:09 PM
*shifty eyes*
Stop looking at me!
Posted by: Bear Grylls at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (OMsf+)
Picture is companion piece to Ace's cafe link "The dogs seem to have taken their owner through some mud."
Or maybe not.
Posted by: mindful webworker - remembering I really need to wash our car at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (Tt5/k)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
The new Carfagna's market/restaurant and wine shop has opened up at Polaris. Really nice!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
Ooooo--I'll have to go check it out. Although I'm not a wine drinker!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (TdMsT)
MisHum kicks it....
And don't forget - ever, Mr. Hum...
Billy Was a Mountain. And, Ethel was a tree living off of his shoulder!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (RrtlF)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (hObqH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Terro. Or anything with borax. Or straight borax. But seriously -- try Terro. I use the liquid. A few drops on a piece of thin cardboard about 1" or 2" square
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (mZUr4)
Yes it has been a while, but I am still here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
They "gravitate", but for mass and density reasons having to do with being "not 1s".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)
Of course it was.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (us2H3)
And he's bad bad ol' MisHum
Meaner cobs that him just don't come
Badder than ace on GAINZZ
More powerful than a speeding train...
(kissing up is hard work)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (TdMsT)
MisHum kicks it....
And don't forget - ever, Mr. Hum...
Billy Was a Mountain. And, Ethel was a tree living off of his shoulder!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (kkeqW)
Wanna get a cup of coffee?
Howard Johnsons, Howard Johnsons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)
I discount anything he says, seeing as he disrespected his parents by discarding a perfectly good birth name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (VbpDk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (nxdel)
Fixed it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 28, 2021 09:14 PM (6QJnV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)
And he's bad bad ol' MisHum
Meaner cobs that him just don't come
Badder than ace on GAINZZ
More powerful than a speeding train...
(kissing up is hard work)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
And you'll never be done. Nice effort tonight.
So far.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:14 PM (aA3+G)
...because we have been cheating this way for at least twenty years!
Posted by: Maricopa County at September 28, 2021 09:14 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (yOf1t)
A stroke that severe enough leads to the loss of the ability to swallow. Drainage into the lungs causes pneumonia...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 28, 2021 09:15 PM (ZSK0i)
anteaters are a multisolutional answer to homelife problems
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2021 09:12 PM (us2H3)
Baby anteater:
https://tinyurl.com/9kzptchm
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:15 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)
definitely deserves the hook
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2021 09:15 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2021 09:15 PM (RrtlF)
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2021 09:15 PM (0OP+5)
Holy shit doesn't seem possible!! I'm ready too!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)
Dang, we're gonna have fun!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 28, 2021 09:15 PM (ZSK0i)
Ok. Learn something new every day. Makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (pxVvf)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (kkeqW)
How does one get CAUGHT "allegedly touching" a child?
Posted by: Flyover at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bagging on white folks while his beautiful white wife was home raising the kids. Dick.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (r1z5A)
The Marine LtCol knew what he was doing when he did it and then continued when his CG said "tone it down young fella" and yet he continued... he knew that the UCMJ could be used against him and probably expected it as much so it is what it is and I applaud his tenacity...
Two: Kareem can suck my hairy ballz... twice
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 28, 2021 09:17 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (nxdel)
Multipurpose bug spray (Ortho or similar) around the perimeter of your house. Inside and out. Careful if you have pets tho.
Clean your floors and counters with a spray cleaner that has bleach in it. Ants don't like bleach.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)
Good idea Jabbar. Pick up a book and look at the real science.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 09:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 09:17 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 28, 2021 09:17 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Country western song writers know that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 28, 2021 09:18 PM (UUBmN)
So far.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
So, never ending quest kinda deal eh?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:18 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:18 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 28, 2021 09:18 PM (UUBmN)
The "Hamster Inn."
I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:19 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: leber at September 28, 2021 09:19 PM (MxeFh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
And you'll never be done. Nice effort tonight.
So far.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:14 PM (aA3+G)
So it's like those folks who paint the Golden Gate Bridge?? When they get to the end, they go back and start over again!
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)
There are some sick, sick puppies in this world. But I prefer to think of men like LTC Scheller, who are shining examples of morality and patriotism to us all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)
Good Evening all.
No reduced rate at the Hampton but some of us are staying there anyways.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
npr was gobsmacked when retailers passed along a sugary soda tax that the braintrust assumed would be swallowed by stores.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (63Dwl)
Yeah, those selfish, greedy business people think they should make a profit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (55Qr6)
So, never ending quest kinda deal eh?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:18 PM (r1z5A)
Not for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
For some reason I keep thinking it's borax...or it's a rerun of Death Valley Days.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (pxVvf)
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It's intense.
The juxtaposition of purity with mud.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
I just can't wait!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (TdMsT)
Nice place but the maze to my room was a bit maddening...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Doof, babe! Here we are again, on the crazy ONT...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:16 PM (kkeqW)
Always good to see you, my friend!
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)
That actor who plays Borax is a real jerk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 09:22 PM (VbpDk)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)
Along with Elenore Rigby. And that meter maid gal.
But mostly Lucy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - tangerine trees and marmalade skies at September 28, 2021 09:22 PM (Tt5/k)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)
I think Borax is the one they take back to the nest and it kills them there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:22 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:22 PM (QQcV5)
"I understand that you're the principal military adviser, but you don't decide, the president decides, but if all this is true, General Milley, why haven't you resigned?" Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR)
Because, Senator Cotton, Gen Milley doesn't follow orders, unless Beijing or Valarie Jarrett issues them.
Now do you understand?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 09:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)
It is not quite time to abandon all hope (close, but not quite there YET) as long as we have men like this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
Also, Sizzler is trying to make a comeback. I will admit their restaurant decor is much improved.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 28, 2021 09:24 PM (pxVvf)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 09:24 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2021 09:24 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Aunt Sandy at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (+lVUW)
Those kulaks will learn their roles in the new soviet order #SOON!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
https://www.elle.com/culture/a36806930/elizabeth-
holmes-fans-tikt-tok/
Souverneva can make restitution from her earnings by playing Elizabeth Holmes in the biopic.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (KAi1n)
Hey New South Wales doctor person, I got yur new world.order right here!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2021 09:24 PM (nfrXX)
Never a favorite of mine, but that is true of most jazz.
To my ear, Jazz is a bit too... chaotic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (yOf1t)
I can't wait. Managed to scrape the side of my car in the parking garage and now at the body shop for an indefinite period of time. I can't stand the rental even though it is a very pretty cherry red. Just want out of town.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (Y+l9t)
Right on.
Wage and price control is where it's at.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (QQcV5)
"There is no room for players who are willing to risk the health and lives of their teammates, the staff and the fans simply because they are unable to grasp the seriousness of the situation or do the necessary research," Kareem Abdul Jabbar
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Over 12,000 otherwise healthy people in the US have died after taking the jab, Kareem.
If this was any other drug, it would be removed from the market overnight and the corporate officers of that company would be under indictment. Tell me different.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (0OP+5)
Now do you understand?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
One freaking non-answer and the a**hole senators stop drilling.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (+I6Y/)
Now do you understand?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 09:22 PM (sy5kK)
Sure would be interesting to seem Milley's bank account balances in Hong Kong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)
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Roger Murdock.
Posted by: zmdavid at September 28, 2021 09:27 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (DTX3h)
Also can be used for bedbugs, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:27 PM (yOf1t)
npr was gobsmacked when retailers passed along a sugary soda tax that the braintrust assumed would be swallowed by stores.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:08 PM (63Dwl)
On the same note, liberals on Nextdoor are shocked, shocked I tell you, that landlords are raising rent. For some reason they thought that the eviction moratorium would have no consequences.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 09:27 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (nxdel)
They brought back the salad bar at least. Prices are way up nowadays though. For instance, steak & AYCE shrimp is something like $25.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (oEn12)
Heh. Heh. Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)
When I was growing up in northeast Baltimore, we used to go to a place called Ponderosa Steakhouse. I think that was a chain restaurant similar to Sizzler.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2021 09:24 PM (nfrXX)
Never a favorite of mine, but that is true of most jazz.
To my ear, Jazz is a bit too... chaotic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (yOf1t)
139 Miles Davis? You're classin' up the joint, MisHum.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (QFVV9)
Just remember folks, jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)
Gotta admit, I first read this as "homo robot". Seemed like kind of an odd thing to build. I suppose the uses are obvious.
Posted by: pep at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:29 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 09:24 PM (V9qBg
I used to like Casius Clay.
Posted by: TC at September 28, 2021 09:29 PM (mfYbS)
Call me crazy, I thought the steaks at Sizzler were always okay. I never got a tough one, at least. They were just always way too small.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:29 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
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This is how the Left always operates. It's the same thing with their hand-up-the-ass puppetry of Stinkfinger Joe and the nutty shit they program him to say. They push way way WAY beyond the bounds of reason, then back off to a position that is only ridiculous, but can now be called reasonable alternatives. Equivalency is the Left's bread and butter. Moral equivalence, economic equivalence, you name it. If the other thing is really bad, and what they're proposing is less bad, then what they're proposing is good. I hate them so much.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 28, 2021 09:30 PM (lNHqD)
Meh... I think some people thinks it's cool to like him, probably never heard anything by him.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:30 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (oEn12)
Word.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 28, 2021 09:30 PM (VbpDk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Didn't they stop the swine flu shots for a while cause like 6 people died?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:31 PM (r1z5A)
_Gretna Thunderbutt
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:31 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:26 PM (r1z5A)
Do you not yet understand the questioning rules for all Congressional hearings, Comrade Rat.
Specifically, you are supposed to know less after the question has been asked than you did before!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: callsign claymore at September 28, 2021 09:31 PM (0mkf6)
Posted by: leber
It was in 1985 and his health was declining at that point. He died in '91.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2021 09:31 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Amen, brother!
And men such as the Morons around these parts...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 28, 2021 09:32 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: callsign claymore at September 28, 2021 09:32 PM (0mkf6)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)
I think Borax is the one they take back to the nest and it kills them there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Borax and sugar. If you make it into a syrup it generally kills them in the trap. If you make it dry ( no h2o) they will take it back to the nest and feed it to the larvae.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 09:32 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:20 PM (+lVUW)
Those kulaks will learn their roles in the new soviet order #SOON!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
***
Amerika will being coming to love centralized economy. Is most very nice.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Iris at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (K5YXy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (yOf1t)
I'm guessing she's not someone that you morons would jack off to.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (+lVUW)
I didn't watch Hunter tonight. I've given up anyone at Fox covering the AZ audit. They are scared shitless of the Dominion / Smartmatic 1.6 billion lawsuit.
Posted by: frankly at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (8jIFF)
Posted by: callsign claymore
Audit!!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (V9qBg)
When I was growing up in northeast Baltimore, we used to go to a place called Ponderosa Steakhouse. I think that was a chain restaurant similar to Sizzler.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)
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Ponderosa still exists, if barely. There are a couple dozen of them still in existence nationwide. There's one near here in Butler, PA, and another one up in Pulaski, NY near the place where I go salmon fishing every autumn. Food is still great, and the buffet bar is still unlimited. I think they merged with Bonanza Steakhouse a few years ago, closed most of both, then adjusted all the remaining ones to Ponderosa branding.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (hOUT3)
To my ear, Jazz is a bit too... chaotic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
__________
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to jazz?
A: It saves time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Oddbob
I like him enough to have 3 or 4 CDs of his.
(shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (QFVV9)
Starting tomorrow, I will be going in the opposite direction, to the vicinity of Chicago, for Milady Jo's umppity umpth high school reunion. A six, maybe eight hour drive. I could be at the TxMoMe in that amount of travel. But, no, going deep into enemy territory.
Once in college, in a previous millennium, I made the round trip from southern Wisconsin to NE OK and back, non-stop both ways in one weekend. Of course, back then, I had my Mustang Mach I. And youthful stupidity. Now we'll be taking a rental van and breaking it up into 3-hour, or maybe 1½-hour jumps, over two days. Still sounds exhausting.
Should probably start packing.....
Posted by: mindful webworker - too old to do this kind of thing anymore! at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (Tt5/k)
Call me crazy, I thought the steaks at Sizzler were always okay. I never got a tough one, at least. They were just always way too small.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Now that I'm (slightly) past 29, I much prefer to grill my own steak. Sirloin or porterhouse. I usually buy enough for all 4 in my household to have a belly-filling dinner and also leftovers. And I pay less than I would have for a single small steak at a restaurant.
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (OssQ4)
Hang out where they are filming a toilet paper commercial?
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (VbpDk)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 09:11 PM (yOf1t)
I'm guessing she's not someone that you morons would jack off to.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (+lVUW)
***SNORT***
But, they remembered the rule, Never stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: callsign claymore
And the Rat stolen file gains another entry.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (r1z5A)
I guess they are prepping for ACL this weekend and next.
Posted by: lin-duh at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
https://tinyurl.com/4m9ss9f3
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: CppThis at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (UewuT)
Not enough cardio to finish the job.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:36 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (OssQ4)
Very carefully...
and usually just once!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)
Two: Kareem can suck my hairy ballz... twice
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 28, 2021 09:17 PM (+ldAm)
OOOHHHH KAAYYYY!
Posted by: Kareem Abdul Jabbar at September 28, 2021 09:36 PM (sy5kK)
Should probably start packing.....
Posted by: mindful webworker - too old to do this kind of thing anymore! at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (Tt5/k)
And what diet pills were you using? White cross?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:36 PM (aA3+G)
A: It saves time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (/U27+)
Guy: I don't get jazz.
Lisa Simpson: just listen to to the notes you don't hear.
Guy: I can do that at home.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Barack Obama
This is why I patronize this place, and the open bar.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:36 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
And you'll never be done. Nice effort tonight.
So far.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:14 PM
Mr. Humanitarian hasn't forgotten your mention of The Singer Who Must Not Be Mentioned On The ONT, qdpsteve.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2021 09:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
First, buy the bear a bunch of beer. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 28, 2021 09:37 PM (oSX/P)
I can never get tired of listening to that amazing, unique sound.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 09:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:37 PM (/U27+)
Now, if a landlord wants to evict a tenant they must pay for the first, last and deposit on the tenants next lease.
Also, rent increases of more than 10% must have a six month advance notice instead of the current 60 days.
So far the city has managed to dole out 11% of the federal money to landlords who have carried deadbeats for the last 18 months. The city also extended its eviction moratorium into Jan 22. The state extended theirs into November. And, plastic grocery and takeout bags are banned statewide Friday. Welcome to Progressivevile.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 28, 2021 09:38 PM (FtJ1S)
I suspect the *shaman and yoga teacher* chick was committing arson on purpose.
What was that newspaper or website that called for such sabotage the other day to "save the planet?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (kkeqW)
He's been around. I've seen him within the past few days
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:38 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Heh! Used to be on near where I grew up in New Castle. It's gone now. I don't think there is anything in Pulaski like Ponderosa.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2021 09:38 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2021 09:39 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2021 09:39 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:36 PM (aA3+G)
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Bennies
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:39 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
There are sins even God will not forgive.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Bob is with the USPS now. I'm sure the horde requires some ample bytes of storage in the cloud.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 09:40 PM (V9qBg)
The city also extended its eviction moratorium into Jan 22. The state extended theirs into November. And, plastic grocery and takeout bags are banned statewide Friday. Welcome to Progressivevile.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 28, 2021 09:38 PM (FtJ1S)
___________
*Westminster chime rhythm*
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:40 PM (/U27+)
I can't wait. Managed to scrape the side of my car in the parking garage and now at the body shop for an indefinite period of time. I can't stand the rental even though it is a very pretty cherry red. Just want out of town.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (Y+l9t)
My life has been very intense since last winter. I can't wait to party with the horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2021 09:41 PM (OU+8W)
I like it, it looks cool. Can't say I've heard much of him.
What can I say? I like tchotchkes.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:41 PM (OssQ4)
Is Greta Thunberg still around?
O blessed Reptilian Space Jesus, hear my prayer and please make Greta shut the fuck up.
Oh...she's legal now, right? I think I know a trick that would work wonders. Just call it my own kind of "direct action" if you will.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 09:41 PM (esxph)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 09:42 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
But I can fix this by bringing my own heavy duty plastic bag with handles?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 28, 2021 09:38 PM (FtJ1S)
They get no sympathy from me, after all they willingly let Dominion vote for them and so they should be welcoming their new overlords!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
Q2: Your son is a hero and a credit to you, sir
Q3: STFU Lew.
Q4: Frig you, totalitarian bastard
Jihadish Meatballs
Some women should be seen, not heard. Some not even seen
I wouldn't cry if a Masshole liberal got shot and there were no cops to stop it.
I really wouldn't cry if the life-saving organ they needed was in NC, but couldn't be harvested due to lack of employees
Danish Artist Was Framed for Robbery
No, I don't want dick-pic Bezos bot in my house
Bear to authorities: It burns when I pee.
Greta:Climatology :: AOC:Foreign Affairs
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2021 09:41 PM
And don't chase Klingons around Uranus.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: sassy at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:33 PM (OssQ4)
Well.
First you build trust with the bear. Approach slowly with a big smile to put the bear at ease. Tell a joke or two to build rapport. Once close enough, scratch behind its ear. Then once the bear trusts you pee on the bear to give it an idea of what you want. The rest is easy.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 09:41 PM (esxph)
Her father has probably already been there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (VbpDk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2021 09:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: zmdavid at September 28, 2021 09:44 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:44 PM (r1z5A)
1 year into the future ...
Where has all the rental housing vanished to?
Posted by: The Amazing Kreskin at September 28, 2021 09:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JuJuBee
And this is why the HQ is home.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:44 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,
That is such a great yiddish word. So descriptive. Brave trying to spell it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:45 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 28, 2021 09:45 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 28, 2021 09:45 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (VbpDk)
I really wish I could holler "You Lie!"
But, well...
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (TEWKg)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:42 PM (r1z5A)
I wonder if you could weave a shopping basket from plutonium? "Keeps hot foods HOT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (VbpDk)
Absolute insanity.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)
Ponderosa's steak had an odd taste due to all the tenderizer that they used.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (mZUr4)
That is such a great yiddish word. So descriptive. Brave trying to spell it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:45 PM (Y+l9t)
My best friend in the neighborhood is a Jewish guy. He's teaching me some Yiddish expressions. They're great.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Amazing Kreskin at September 28, 2021 09:44 PM (4I/2K)
Coming soon to a commune near you:
Involuntary "rental" of your excess space to people that need that space more than you do!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sharon
Not gonna lie. I looked it up.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 09:41 PM (esxph)
Not sure people on the spectrum can give consent...
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2021 09:07 PM
Fun fact: That Carfagna's is about a quarter mile from where I lived through school. The Ikea is where the woods were that I used to do stuff in.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM (ezpv1)
Posted by: Hop Sing at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Publius applied something around the foundation that nixed our fire ants indoors, thank God! They were always coming for the cat food.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (TdMsT)
Oy vey zmir...listen to the yente...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (nxdel)
Come on, how hard can it be to be a fully qualified nurse?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
And re Miles Davis, I have three of his albums: Kind Of Blue, Birth Of The Cool, and Bitches Brew. Not bad. Great music for the background while I'm working on something.
One of the all-time best Everybody Loves Raymond episodes was about father Frank's long-lost jazz records, which Ray supposedly destroyed as a 10-year-old.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:44 PM (r1z5A)
I'm better than I deserve to be!
How are you doing, dahlin?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (OssQ4)
There are other better models for a solution to the current crisis beside Yugoslavia or Rwanda.
I've droned on about Chile of course which is a proven success for ending a Marxist coup. But Indonesia is also worthy of consideration.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (OU+8W)
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Spent all night with a beautiful British woman listening to Kind of Blue. It's one of his best albums.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (QQcV5)
Kareem Abdul Jabber
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2021 09:39 PM
Always taking the shot but only 72% from the line.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: sharon
Not gonna lie. I looked it up.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM
Me too. Found out we have literally hundreds around our house.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)
My young self in the late 70s didn't think it tasted odd!
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (mZUr4)
I wonder if Timmy Treadwell ever tried that?
I do use my own cloth bags for groceries. I also launder them once in a while.
This is a stupid state.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Publius applied something around the foundation that nixed our fire ants indoors, thank God! They were always coming for the cat food.
Posted by: Miley,
And I'm hunting a mouse that strolled into my living room this morning like it owned the joint. I have traps deployed. If that doesn't work, a nerve agent, maybe napalm.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I think you've just invented the perfect coffee cup, some side effects are a small price to pay.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (QQcV5)
What the fvck has happened to this blog?
No pictures?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Also Gill Evans arranged a few more of his albums iirc. You might want to check into those.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Doof
:golf clap:
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (OssQ4)
Thanks -- I crack me up!!
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (Y+l9t)
.....
Just getting my responses to all of MisHum's content into one post so that he knows that I read it before carrying on with my inane drivel.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: klaftern at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)
And I'm hunting a mouse that strolled into my living room this morning like it owned the joint. I have traps deployed. If that doesn't work, a nerve agent, maybe napalm.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (QFVV9)
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I'll trade your sauntering mouse for my fruit fly infestation. There were enough of them above my kitchen sink this morning that I was afraid they might carry me off.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 28, 2021 09:51 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (Y+l9t)
Shaking a Manhattan...you would be nuts too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2021 09:51 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2021 09:51 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (QQcV5)
Also I like Beckoning's suggestion of Sketches Of Spain.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2021 09:50 PM (5We2S)
Hmm, focused and cogent, a sound approach!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Indonesia has a heavy durka-durka-muhammed-jihad contingent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (1t5dY)
I'm old enough to know most of the performers of the music I love are avaricious monsters, preening fools and hopeless neurotics who hate their audiences. So you can imagine how I feel about the alcoholics and addicts who hate their audiences who play jazz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (/U27+)
How are you doing, dahlin?
Posted by: Ladyl
Swell! Gonna book a flight soon for that thing, driving math just didn't pencil out.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2021 09:51 PM (QU5/
Same as in town?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
NY called up the national guard because of all the nurses that the state fired, so I guess the hospitals will guard you to better health somehow.
Posted by: Jimco Industries
The Indiana National Guard is assisting the staff at an Indianapolis hospital due to an increase in the number of COVID-19 patients at the facility.
The Guard confirmed to 13News that they have personnel stationed at Ascension St. Vincent Hospital on West 86th Street to assist with patient care at the hospital.
There are also teams at Clark Memorial Hospital in Jeffersonville and Deaconess Hospital in Evansville.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:53 PM (kkeqW)
The Covid post from someone that calls themselves Spartacus. It's the best review of the Covid nonsense I've seen. Posted in comments earlier today.
Hello,
My name is Spartacus, and I've had enough.
We have been forced to watch America and the Free World spin into inexorable decline due to a biowarfare attack. We, along with countless others, have been victimized and gaslit by propaganda and psychological warfare operations being conducted by an unelected, unaccountable Elite against the American people and our allies.
Our mental and physical health have suffered immensely over the course of the past year and a half......
Now, we are watching the medical establishment inject literal poison into millions of our fellow Americans without so much as a fight. We have been told that we will be fired and denied our livelihoods if we refuse to vaccinate. This was the last straw. We have spent thousands of hours analyzing leaked footage from Wuhan....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 09:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (RoIW/)
Swell! Gonna book a flight soon for that thing, driving math just didn't pencil out.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
Oh good good good!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:53 PM (kkeqW)
Ever missed a property tax payment?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Kind of Blue is the real deal. The one jazz album many people have in their collection.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2021 09:55 PM (dlC0g)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Not in the house, but the shop has become wood rat central...getting one a day in the trap.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:55 PM (r1z5A)
If I was teaching an Introduction to Jazz class, Take Five is probably what I'd start with. It's so tuneful.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Now, if a landlord wants to evict a tenant they must pay for the first, last and deposit on the tenants next lease.
Also, rent increases of more than 10% must have a six month advance notice instead of the current 60 days.
I'm seeing a shortage of rental units in their future.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM
Don't forget the pickled okra. Seriously.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2021 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (+I6Y/)
They likely emerge from a sink drain.
A bowl of apple cider vinegar with a drop of dish detergent mixed in (for surface tension) should catch them
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:56 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (/U27+)
I saw Exodus in a small venue once. Between songs they talked about an episode of South Park they had just watched in their bus before their set. Metal bands actually like, nay, love their audience. Which is why I love metal music. Except Metallica. They suck. Cliff Burton was the soul of Metallica.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)
https://youtu.be/IphIHPRn37I
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 09:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:56 PM (+lVUW)
Insurance premiums against irreparable fire damage to increase dramatically!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
After having been burned once before by the "We're more popular than Jesus" fiasco, John Lennon was never going to admit that their hit song was about drugs.
Posted by: Toad-O at September 28, 2021 09:57 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (dlC0g)
You are my new hero.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (QQcV5)
She brushed her teeth?
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (esxph)
If I was teaching an Introduction to Jazz class, Take Five is probably what I'd start with. It's so tuneful.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:56 PM
And all say 'Amen!'
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2021 09:51 PM (Q9lwr)
....
Lulz.
I've been binging the Cocktail Chemistry guy on YT.
He's like the Chef John of cocktail videos.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (5We2S)
https://youtu.be/IOGMm3R8yGI
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: a dude in MI
Fruit flies: "We live 24 hrs. we don't procrastinate, and our divorce rate is low."
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)
Used to be a product called Roach pPoof. Powder you sprayed around base boards. It was 99% Boric Acid. Worked great. Charged like 3x what Boric Acid would cost. Genius.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
They had to charge extra to pay for all the ads on the Paul Harvey show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Secret ingredient, Frank's Hot sauce.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 09:59 PM (V9qBg)
NY called up the national guard because of all the nurses that the state fired, so I guess the hospitals will guard you to better health somehow.
Posted by: Jimco Industries
The Indiana National Guard is assisting the staff at an Indianapolis hospital due to an increase in the number of COVID-19 patients at the facility.
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I wonder how many in those states have been treated with Ivermectin. Hell, I wonder how many doctors are reminding people (especially those with diabetes and obesity) to take their Vitamin D3, C, and zinc.
Oh, none of them? That's what I thought. What the medical profession (and gubbermint) is doing to people that contract the Vid is criminal. Completely criminal.
Go read that link at 291 for incredible detail.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 09:59 PM (sy5kK)
She brushed her teeth?
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (esxph)
_________
She had teeth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:59 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (+I6Y/)
so weird. But yeah. We had an old cantaloupe I tossed into the trash, and BAM! Suddenly, fruit flies all over. I take the trash out. BAM! No more fruit flies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 09:59 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (QQcV5)
She brushed her teeth?
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (esxph)
She had teeth?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
It's really a sad shame that the black music industry, by and large, has fallen so far from such greatness. From two dozen virtuoso players and singers to Autotune mumbling over uninspired computer-played trap beats. I wish I could slap them all upside the head sometimes, strap them into a chair Clockwork Orange style, and force-feed them Motown, until their minds get right.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 09:59 PM (OssQ4)
One of the things I'd teach the kids is that in 1959, there weren't any sampling machines. Dave Brubeck had to just sit there and play that constantly repeating background piano bit in Take Five, over and over and over again. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)
***
Oh. Not the one with Paul Newman then.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (/U27+)
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A woman threw a rose up to Charlie Parker.
He ate it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (dlC0g)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Ha! I thought to add a note about that. No, I wasn't even a coffee drinker yet back then. 'Twas sheerly yoot'ful exuberance (a female may have been involved).
Posted by: mindful webworker - with both feet on the pedals at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (Tt5/k)
There have been reports already of bidding wars on rental units. Offers to pay higher rent for desirable properties.
There is also a requirement that rentals MUST be given to the first applicant, no credit checks allowed or, criminal background checks.
I am so glad to be out of that shithole.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (FtJ1S)
This be a scary place!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 10:01 PM (kkeqW)
We gratefully acknowledge the splendid co-operation given by the officers and men of the 501st Parachute Battalion at Fort Benning, GA., who actually made all the parachute jumps for this picture.
https://youtu.be/RHoGcRUgON8
I wonder if I can spot Easy Company.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 28, 2021 10:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 28, 2021 09:24 PM (pxVvf)
Like harassing wildlife.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 10:01 PM (KbLYZ)
1. Prep the glans with iodine solution
2. Hold the bear's penis in your left hand, this will be your 'non-sterile' nand.
3. With sterile nitrile glove, remove sterile bear catheter from its package.
4. (and I cannot stress the importance of this step too much) lubricate the tip of the catheter liberally with aqueous lubricant (K-Y jelly).
5. Insert catheter into bear's urethra and advance it until the bear squeals
6. Allow gravity to drain the bladder, emptying the urine into a suitable container and secure the lid.
7. Withdraw catheter and run as fast as you possibly can.
8. Look back over your shoulder to see the bear grinning from ear to ear, gesturing for you to come back.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2021 10:01 PM (Xwt96)
***
Oh. Not the one with Paul Newman then.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 10:00 PM (axyOa)
No. It was the one about Oprah's minge.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)
https://youtu.be/G0WHfjK1sZU
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2021 10:02 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2021 09:58 PM (OU+8W)
If they prefer rock or older pop, a healthy dose of Steely Dan album tracks / deep cuts is good to introduce folks to jazz stylings. Weird chord sequences and odd time signatures. If they are still open minded, keep pushing
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2021 10:02 PM (dlC0g)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 10:02 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 10:02 PM (nxdel)
*Forrest Gump wave*
'Night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 10:03 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (QCc6B)
Picklettes (tiny hot pickles, with chili peppers), dilly beans, and pickled cayenne carrots. I make them here, but you can buy them, too. Long skewer, it makes it a meal. So, you can drink your brunch. Most satisfying.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 28, 2021 10:03 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Aunt Sandy at September 28, 2021 09:25 PM (1nfB1)
Whey, Bacardi 151 and bitters
Add a maraschino.
Alternatively, double shot of rye in eggnog garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 10:03 PM (KbLYZ)
If I was teaching an Introduction to Jazz class, Take Five is probably what I'd start with. It's so tuneful.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Fist bump
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 10:03 PM (esxph)
Frank's was the original hot sauce for Buffalo chix wings.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 10:04 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2021 10:04 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2021 10:05 PM (a4EWo)
Swell! Gonna book a flight soon for that thing, driving math just didn't pencil out.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
2,260 miles each way is a bit long of a drive.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 10:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2021 10:05 PM (a4EWo
Hurrah!
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 10:05 PM (6RgRK)
Pop music has been truly ruined over the last 25 or so years. I know I am old enough that maybe my opinion could be like the Sinatra fans that hated those darn no talent Beatles, but I even liked a lot of the rap of the 80s and 90s. There was some inventiveness there. Now everything is more corporate and computer produced and commercial than even the Archies or the Osmonds were. Sure, people can go out and find cult bands that practically no one has ever heard but it has been decades since you could run across actual art by accident.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 28, 2021 10:06 PM (3/XaG)
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He did the "Peanuts" music, didn't he?
Posted by: zmdavid at September 28, 2021 10:06 PM (xqRaG)
Your too kind
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JoeF
I believe MisHum posted a cover I never heard before, a week or so ago, by Was Not Was, from the year I graduated high school. I was impressed with how good it was (no pun), and surprised I'd never heard it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 10:07 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 10:04 PM (kkeqW)
Yes. I air fry a batch of wings, dump a bottle of Frank's in a bowl and add an equal amount of butter. Butter makes it moar better. My homemade wings are friggin' awesome.
Alas. I have no wings. Guess I'll finish my salad now. *mopes*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
I tried this once. The bear refused to cooperate. I didn't need that hand anyway...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 10:07 PM (kkeqW)
Involuntary "rental" of your excess space to people that need that space more than you do!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)
There was some guy online bitching about all the people who own larger houses than they need. They'd really like to shove us all into crappy apartments.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 28, 2021 10:08 PM (oLH2I)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 28, 2021 10:08 PM (oLH2I)
**Pro Tip: Bring a lab assistant with you. Ensure he/she is on crutches, or is slower than you are.**
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 10:08 PM (axyOa)
------------------------------------------
Look who thinks she's nothing!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 28, 2021 10:08 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:09 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Yes, but it was lodging logistics that blew up the budget. If not too much trouble could you email me BenHads mail?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:09 PM (r1z5A)
His bear wife looks at him and growls "Honey, what's wrong? You look terrible!"
Bear says "I dunno, but it burns when I pee."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2021 10:09 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2021 10:09 PM (gbfHZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
A nurse I knew used to regale us with stories of dissecting cadavers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Sorry about that salad...
Those wings aren't that bad for you though...better than pizza...I think?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 10:11 PM (kkeqW)
Now the funny thing is in the real world this is a constant problem people face - things they won't are worth the cost. And in the real world people then...go without.
But then when paying the cost goes to the government, the left pretends those costs just...disappear. So of course for someone like Thunberg all this is confusing. Everyone tells her they can do all this enviro-nut stuff for free...so why don't they just do it?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2021 10:11 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (nxdel)
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Scalpel!
Well, uh, I just drive the humvees, mostly.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 28, 2021 10:11 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 28, 2021 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 28, 2021 10:12 PM (ezpv1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 09:35 PM (kkeqW)
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he was on his way to a MoMe when an illegal alien crashed into his car, totaling it, and putting him in the hospital..
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 28, 2021 10:12 PM (rAq5V)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)
My young self in the late 70s didn't think it tasted odd!
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (mZUr4)
Oh, I ate it and enjoyed it, but it had a taste. I think it was Accent that they used.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Hey I saw this movie. Doctor Zhivago right? Didn't see the end...but I'm sure everyone ends up happy and there are no gulags. Right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2021 10:12 PM (DpkTQ)
Oh yeah, you have to boil it, or it tastes like ass.
Posted by: Double-Charm Tetra-gp at September 28, 2021 10:12 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 28, 2021 09:38 PM (FtJ1S)
Those reusable carry bags have been found to have all kinds of nasty disease like e. coli and other nasty stuff.
I just realized that if I typed what I'm thinking, I'd be in a world of hurt.
But that is what needs to happen.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 10:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:34 PM (mZUr4)
We like to make our steaks at home, too, with on exception: prime rib. A local steakhouse makes the best prime rib, like I never would be able to. We go once or twice a year.
Posted by: Flyover at September 28, 2021 10:13 PM (Rbu5d)
Not only blacks making crappy music.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 28, 2021 10:08 PM (oLH2I)
__________
How many enduring classical works have there been after World War II? The Shostakovich 10th. Bernstein's Candide overture. Britten. Maybe a few others. But even the pre-war greats were pretty well played out. Serialism and the Boulez boys ruined it all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 10:13 PM (/U27+)
Seems even Paul and the like are afraid to point out our ruling elite are copying the NAZI playbook.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2021 10:13 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Lord Buckley at September 28, 2021 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
Sweet Dreams.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2021 10:14 PM (Y+l9t)
WHAT ABOUT HIM DISOBEYING PRESIDENT TRUMPS ORDERS?
WHAT ABOUT HIM LYING TO PRESIDENT TRUMP?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:14 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 28, 2021 09:43 PM (buTO7)
Because they kid with MOS for mortars is going to be doing real well in the OBGYN clinic or the sleep lab
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 10:15 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2021 09:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Maria Callas?
Posted by: Flyover at September 28, 2021 10:15 PM (Rbu5d)
A few years back I was living in an East Cost Karen-ville. And they were voting on banning plastic bags.
The pro-ban side sent up a teenager to make the argument. And...she went on and on about a whale in the Philippines that died from eating plastic bags.
What that has to do with an East Coast (though not coastal) town is...beyond me. But the Karens ate it up.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2021 10:16 PM (DpkTQ)
Yes, but it was lodging logistics that blew up the budget. If not too much trouble could you email me BenHads mail?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:09 PM (r1z5A)
I would, but I don't have your email.
Instead, email me (at my nic) and I'll do it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 10:16 PM (sy5kK)
Maria Callas?
Posted by: Flyover at September 28, 2021 10:15 PM (Rbu5d)
__________
Who was no Tebaldi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 10:17 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Jimco Industries
The Indiana National Guard is assisting the staff at an Indianapolis hospital due to an increase in the number of COVID-19 patients at the facility.
I've heard Inslee is considering this also. You would think that a significant number of NG with medical training presumably already work in the health care system. Call me stupid, but how is calling up the NG going to alleviate a staffing shortage? Are they going to be non-medical personnel? A little on the job training. That's reassuring.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 10:17 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 10:18 PM (OssQ4)
Isn't Thunberg from Sweden? What is she doing travelling to Berlin, Germany to give speeches? Did she walk or bike her ass from Sweden to Germany? Why are they having these conferences in person? Don't they know the planet is dying? Are they that dumb that they don't know they can blah blah blah on virtual meetings?
Yes, all rhetorical questions. All these assholes are simply anti-capitalist, communist hypocrites.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 28, 2021 10:19 PM (Do5/p)
Plus they are wanting bigger tips too.
Oh
Carry bags. Not hairy hags.
Never mind.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 10:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2021 10:19 PM (Xwt96)
What that has to do with an East Coast (though not coastal) town is...beyond me. But the Karens ate it up.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2021 10:16 PM (DpkTQ)
"I don't throw my plastic trash in the ocean, you stupid c***."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 10:19 PM (VbpDk)
How does one even *get* bear urine in the first place??!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus
My very question this morning!!!
Shamanella claimed she found a puddle of it; no word if she saw the bear what peed it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 10:20 PM (pNxlR)
Mr. Humanitarian hasn't forgotten your mention of The Singer Who Must Not Be Mentioned On The ONT, qdpsteve.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Maria Callas?
Posted by: Flyover
Mrs. Miller?
https://youtu.be/rSwPSl44J64
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 10:17 PM (V9qBg)
And what if the NG members are unvaxxed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 10:20 PM (VbpDk)
Pumpkin as the side, and gravy
Today with the leftovers I made Polenta as well.
(It is not traditional, but cook a cup of cornmeal with two cups of water for 20 minutes in a pressure cooker, then stir really well to mix it good, spoon it into another bowl and leave in the fridge over night. About as fast and far easier than traditional methods)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 10:20 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 10:15 PM (KbLYZ)
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Push lady. Lady when I say push I mean PUSH.
either that or he passes out.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:21 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)
My young self in the late 70s didn't think it tasted odd!
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2021 09:49 PM (mZUr4)
Oh, I ate it and enjoyed it, but it had a taste. I think it was Accent that they used.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2021 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Maybe it was Adolf's.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 28, 2021 10:21 PM (vuisn)
How does one even *get* bear urine in the first place??!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus
My very question this morning!!!
Shamanella claimed she found a puddle of it; no word if she saw the bear what peed it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 10:20 PM (pNxlR)
Yeah, how the $)#%(# did she know it was *bear* piss, not deer or raccoon or mountain lion.... was there a little 3x5 card, like on a buffet table??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2021 10:23 PM (ACi07)
In through the left nostril. Out through the right nostril.
In through the left nostril. Out through the right nostril.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2021 10:23 PM (Xwt96)
Never cottoned to pot roast. To me, it doesn't make a difference how it's sauced or disguised, it's still a tasteless piece of cheap meat. Maybe not so cheap nowadays.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2021 10:23 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 10:20 PM (VbpDk)
And you ask too many questions!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2021 10:23 PM (EymwA)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 10:24 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2021 10:24 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2021 10:24 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 28, 2021 09:54 PM (+I6Y/)
The eggs hatch...
Posted by: Flyover at September 28, 2021 10:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 10:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2021 10:25 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 10:25 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2021 10:26 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 10:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2021 09:36
I think you're showing your age there MH.
Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2021 10:26 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2021 10:26 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2021 10:23 PM (ACi07)
She tasted it. Isn't that how you determine it?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 28, 2021 10:26 PM (vuisn)
I'd agree with the punishment of Ltc. Sheller, except, there is already a track record of serving military criticizing a GOP administration without repercussion.
We are no longer a nation of laws, so-called "justice" is now up the whim of the godless left.
But, this has long been obvious.
We are over as a nation. All that's left is the shooting.
Damn it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 28, 2021 10:27 PM (2SdPm)
~ My grandmother circa 1972
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 10:29 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: JuJuBee
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Yeah, well, I got him in the end...or vice versa.
Posted by: Jackie at September 28, 2021 10:29 PM (fSmfa)
These things are about three times as thick as the old plastic bags, but RECYCLABLE. Problem solved, and the whales are saved.
Except that I've ben tracking all the bags we buy. So far this year we've bought nearly 250 of these stupid bags and they go directly into trash once the groceries are unloaded. Our plastic bag waste by weight has probably tripled since they began forcing us to buy the damn things.
Score one for Gaia!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2021 10:31 PM (VxC1e)
Score one for Gaia!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2021 10:31 PM (VxC1e)
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Gee, sounds just like Che Blake. My wife is not about to try reusing a bag that has grocery funk in the bottom of it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 28, 2021 10:32 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 28, 2021 10:33 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2021 10:19 PM (Xwt96)
I rate this as way too effing true.
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 10:33 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I got me ten forward gears
And a Georgia overdrive
I'm takin' little white pills
And my eyes are open wide
Posted by: Dave Dudley at September 28, 2021 10:34 PM (fSmfa)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:34 PM (QQcV5)
And me!! You forgot me!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 10:34 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
"Ethanol pollutes 5% less!" "But you have to burn 20% more!" "Shut up!"
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
I got me ten forward gears
And a Georgia overdrive
I'm takin' little white pills
And my eyes are open wide
Posted by: Dave Dudley at September 28, 2021 10:34 PM (fSmfa)
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One of the very, very few songs where the cover version (Sawyer Brown) was as good or better than the original.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 28, 2021 10:36 PM (lNHqD)
The Covid post from someone that calls themselves Spartacus. It's the best review of the Covid nonsense I've seen. Posted in comments earlier today.
Hello,
My name is Spartacus, and I've had enough.
We have been forced to watch America and the Free World spin into inexorable decline due to a biowarfare attack. We, along with countless others, have been victimized and gaslit by propaganda and psychological warfare operations being conducted by an unelected, unaccountable Elite against the American people and our allies.
Our mental and physical health have suffered immensely over the course of the past year and a half......
Now, we are watching the medical establishment inject literal poison into millions of our fellow Americans without so much as a fight. We have been told that we will be fired and denied our livelihoods if we refuse to vaccinate. This was the last straw. We have spent thousands of hours analyzing leaked footage from Wuhan....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2021 09:53 PM (sy5kK)
Reading this is bumming me out, man. More and more I regret getting that goddamn shot.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 28, 2021 10:36 PM (4bgIC)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 10:38 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
Comrade, you do not understand the fundamental nature of a Congressional "investigation! It's purpose is NEVER to actually discover the truth or embarrass a fellow apparatchik, rather it is to provide protective cover and blather for all the politicians concerned!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
Yeah, well, I got him in the end...or vice versa.
Posted by: Jackie at September 28, 2021 10:29 PM (fSmfa)
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Like a good Kennedy she was bought and paid for.
He also paid the photographer to take those nudies.
-_ at her request
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:38 PM (QQcV5)
You want to cook it about 260, I actually cooked it at 375 for an hour and then dropped it to 260 for an hour and a bit.
I used the juice cooked out of the roast and onions to make the gravy
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 10:40 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!!
Hey, the way this is going, there's only gonna be a couple hundred thousand of us unvaxed they have to shoot.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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hangs head
Yes Commissar, it is a sad state in which we live.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:40 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Shouldn't that be "Shaperson with a Front Hole?"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 10:41 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Johnny Cash - Hurt . Trent Rezner (Nine Inch Nails) who wrote the song, praised Cash's version as unmistakably better.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 10:42 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2021 10:44 PM (Q87rR)
Periodic pogroms against Chinese?
Military dictatorship with plenty of corruption and violence?
But Bali might be a model. Pretty laid back. I think it was even actually pretty quiet when the Japanese decided to spend an extended holiday there.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 28, 2021 10:44 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12)
Depends on who's interpreting the rules, this week, er, day...
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
Watching Darth Vader (David Prowse) in "A Clockwork Orange" at the moment. He played the bodyguard for the elderly man (Patrick Magee) who lived in the country and who had been assaulted by Alex and his droogs at the opening of the story.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 10:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Greta Crabby Patch
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 10:45 PM (oEn12)
She tasted it. Isn't that how you determine it? Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 28, 2021 10:26 PM (vuisn)
She's a Shaman. They work with incantations, smoke and make potions. She wasn't huntin' for bear urine. She was bruin it, and the fire got unbearably hot.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2021 10:45 PM (QzJWU)
Somewhere Over the Rainbow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0dF75hDDRE
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:45 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 10:46 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2021 10:47 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:40 PM (QQcV5)
The other design feature is that the casual listener to any Congressional hearing loses an average of five IQ points for each session listened to in entirety!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 28, 2021 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
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Oh hell no
Posted by: Goldilocks at September 28, 2021 10:48 PM (oEn12)
440 One of the very, very few songs where the cover version (Sawyer Brown) was as good or better than the original.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Johnny Cash - Hurt . Trent Rezner (Nine Inch Nails) who wrote the song, praised Cash's version as unmistakably better.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 10:42 PM (V9qBg)
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Agreed. Another I'd add to the covers-as-good-or-better list would be the 10000 Maniacs version of Because the Night. If you want some genuinely way-better-than-the-original covers, check out: Freedom (George Michael) by Dick Brave and the Backbeats, Billie Jean (Michael Jackson) by The Bates, Smooth Criminal (Michael Jackson) by Alien Ant Farm and Land of Confusion (Genesis) by Disturbed
I used to listen to the Coverville podcast a lot, found a lot of great tunes that way.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 28, 2021 10:49 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Ripley
We've substituted Lena Dunham for Greta Thunberg. (giggle) Let's see if he notices.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 10:51 PM (oEn12)
You don't "get" bear urine. You pee in a cup and put the bear's name on it.
Posted by: JuJuBee
"Dibs" on Boo-Boo!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 10:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 10:51 PM (oEn12)
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Blue State bosses can do anything they want.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 10:52 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12)
After one's killed the first two, the rest are easy.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 10:51 PM (oEn12)
I'm sure someone has answered this, but what exactly is the NG going to do in the hospital? Are they all doctors or nurses? Are they going to treat patients? Man the ER? The OR? How exactly are they going to help the situation?
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 10:53 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 10:53 PM (JrN/x)
Supposedly they were going to use people with any sort of medical training. I was wondering if that included boy scouts or people who had gone through bloodborne pathogen training at work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 10:55 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 10:55 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: JuJuBee
"Dibs" on Boo-Boo!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Wonder what the results of running bear urine through the ole drug test would reveal.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 10:53 PM (JrN/x)
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*help* the patients?
*cackles mirthfully*
Posted by: NY Messiahtrix Hochul at September 28, 2021 10:56 PM (oEn12)
And you have figured it out. Normal grocery plastic bags are free. You have to buy these. AND the free normal grocery bags are useful to put in wastebaskets. Now you have to buy wastebasket liners too. Somebody in marketing has a Porsche now.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 28, 2021 10:57 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2021 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 10:58 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 10:53 PM (JrN/x)
Morning PT and afternoon Confidence Course.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 28, 2021 10:58 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: National Guard member at September 28, 2021 10:59 PM (1nfB1)
I'm sure someone has answered this, but what exactly is the NG going to do in the hospital?
Rejoice and remark at how much better their digs are now versus those drafty and cold parking garages back in January?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 10:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 28, 2021 11:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:00 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 28, 2021 10:58 PM (4I/2K)
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Diversity training.
with a side of white privilege.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 28, 2021 11:00 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 28, 2021 11:01 PM (oEn12)
And are they there full time or just one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 28, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2021 10:55 PM (yOf1t)
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My Scout Troop was first aid, we'd have been Johnny on the spot.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:03 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 11:03 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: National Guard sergeant at September 28, 2021 11:03 PM (1nfB1)
I used the juice cooked out of the roast and onions to make the gravy
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 10:40 PM (KbLYZ)
My mother uses an ancient pressure cooker - best friggin pot roast ever. Ive used a slow cooker and can get close to it
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 28, 2021 11:04 PM (+I6Y/)
Wonder what the results of running bear urine through the ole drug test would reveal.
Posted by: Some Rat
Criminy, hasn't this sod eaten ANYTHING but roots and berries?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:00 PM (6RgRK)
I seem to remember from FLCCC that if you have covid, that .2mg is prevention protocol while .4-.6 is early treatment.
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:04 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 28, 2021 11:04 PM (+I6Y/)
I'll live and die by my Sous Vide chuck roast. 56hrs @ 130 gives me fine steaks, 12hrs @160 gives me fall apart pot roast.
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:07 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:07 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:08 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:04 PM (Kab4E)
Yep, same here. But I believe they started out at 0.2 mg and raised it later when they saw it was well-tolerated and seemed to be more effective at larger doses.
Anyway, we are supposedly past the virus-replicating period and we still have fevers.
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:08 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2021 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Wonder what the results of running bear urine through the ole drug test would reveal.
Posted by: Some Rat
Criminy, hasn't this sod eaten ANYTHING but roots and berries?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:04 PM (pNxlR)
Depends on the bear...if cocaine bear, well, I guess you know the answer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2021 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:07 PM (Kab4E)
But I want to eat today, not 2.5 days away.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 28, 2021 11:11 PM (4I/2K)
Baby's just like Miles,
Lady's just like Heaven
when she smiles
Michael Franks, "Lady Wants To Know"
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Baby Yoda*s Flying Car Seat Dosen*t Stand A Chance at September 28, 2021 11:11 PM (8GjVc)
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 10:53 PM (JrN/x)
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"Do you know the new health software, you can do the intakes?"
Well, I mostly hold the mortar launcher. Is it like that?
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 28, 2021 11:11 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 28, 2021 11:11 PM (oEn12)
Anyway, we are supposedly past the virus-replicating period and we still have fevers.
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:08 PM (6RgRK)
I hope you both are doing better tomorrow.
I did a quite of bit of traveling in the past year (moving from CA to TX after seperating). Theres no way to prove it, but I think the daily multi that has zinc along w/ the vit d supplement played a part in keeping me from getting covid. I know I have been around folks that had it and didnt get the jab until a few months ago.
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:12 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:00 PM (6RgRK)
I seem to remember from FLCCC that if you have covid, that .2mg is prevention protocol while .4-.6 is early treatment.
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:04 PM (Kab4E)
Did you get the "paste" or the liquid (remove space)?
https://www.barnhardt.biz/ ivermectin/
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2021 11:12 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: General Milley at September 28, 2021 11:12 PM (1nfB1)
national guardsmen activated in a medical capacity will, ostensibly, do medical stuff.
so nurses nursing, doctors...doctoring. medics jabbing and such.
of course, there are icky amounts of red tape to take activated guardsmen in a title 32 status and have them practice on civilians. so we shall see how new york overcomes that one. most likely with a stroke o the pen, as libs are fond of doing.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:12 PM (p6Axi)
Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2021 10:53 PM (JrN/x)
If it's anything like what I've encountered, they'll station a couple of NG enlisted guys in fatigues to stand at the entrance of the medical building who just bullshit with each other. Good thing our brilliant governor is using those resources so effectively.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 28, 2021 11:13 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: From that time at September 28, 2021 11:13 PM (4780s)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 28, 2021 11:13 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 28, 2021 11:11 PM (4I/2K)
Actually, when I do it that way, I do a stepped ice bath to cool and then cut into steaks. From there, I can leave them in the fridge until the day of serving. For that, 1hr @ 100degrees in the bath then 30sec sear on each side.
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:13 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Megthered at September 28, 2021 11:14 PM (vvWGB)
so nurses nursing, doctors...doctoring. medics jabbing and such.
of course, there are icky amounts of red tape to take activated guardsmen in a title 32 status and have them practice on civilians. so we shall see how new york overcomes that one. most likely with a stroke o the pen, as libs are fond of doing.
Their gov has already she wants to being in people from other states or other countries, so expect all kinds of standards to be lowered to get bodies in there as she attempts to justify her actions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 28, 2021 11:14 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 28, 2021 11:14 PM (SchxB)
<-- that is my shocked face.Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:15 PM (p6Axi)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:16 PM (p6Axi)
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2021 11:16 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2021 11:16 PM (PTDkx)
well, in this age, we define the front line as being a cashier at the grocery store, so yeah- h e r o e s.
not as heroic as the dancing nurses, you see.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:17 PM (p6Axi)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 28, 2021 11:18 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Megthered at September 28, 2021 11:18 PM (vvWGB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2021 11:18 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 28, 2021 11:19 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 11:19 PM (1nfB1)
NG get stored in warehouses when not in use
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 28, 2021 11:20 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 28, 2021 09:38
Sounds like Crazytown. Any plans to get out?
We are hiding out in a small Midwestern town. My wife, from Chicago burbs, says I'm so glad we're here in the middle of nowhere. Town is 15,500.
Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2021 11:21 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 28, 2021 11:18 PM (cSs/W)
meh. they deactivated all of the national guardsmen in wa state who were doing vaccinations and testing. and medical surge teams as well as contact tracing.
you gotta remember that guardsmen called to title 32 or title 10 active duty are leaving their jobs and lives to go do ash and trash missions. and if they get pissed, they quit, and then manning numbers go down.
no one, from the pentagon to the governor's mansion, wants a state's national guard end strength down. so its a delicate balance.
plus... guardsmen are from the local community. so bob the plumber who is working at the hospital doing plumbing stuff in uniform lives there. he ain't gonna shit where he eats and he joined to (supposedly) help his community. not for the college $$$.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:21 PM (p6Axi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2021 11:18 PM (1t5dY)
Instead of left over what???
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:21 PM (Kab4E)
I LIKE PINEAPPLE AND CANADIAN BACON ON PIZZA
*ducks out*
Quack
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
This is a naughty pleasure.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2021 11:22 PM (axyOa)
I don't think we were supposed to figure that out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 28, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Megthered at September 28, 2021 11:18 PM (vvWGB)
yes, most likely. it is simply robbing peter to pay paul. pure window dressing.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:22 PM (p6Axi)
*ducks out*
Quack
Posted by: nurse ratched
Always knew you folk on the other side of the mountains was " funny:.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 11:23 PM (V9qBg)
*ducks out*
Quack
from roundtable pizza, some of the best.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:24 PM (p6Axi)
He asks, 'what's with this stuff the other day another customer asked about it'?
I tell him how it facilitates the absorption of zinc and that it's a mild decongestant - good for colds.
I get this total blank - another weirdo look.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:26 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:12 PM (Kab4E)
We've had at least a half-dozen solid exposures before this one caught us. Main difference was the one we caught was from a masked event. Other exposures were unmasked.
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:26 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 11:26 PM (1nfB1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient
Heh, got my first CB&P pizza in Spokane!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:27 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Megthered at September 28, 2021 11:18 PM (vvWGB)
yes, most likely. it is simply robbing peter to pay paul. pure window dressing.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no
In reality, all their " plans" won't amount to crap. The health care system will turn into a cluster f**k and it will be attributed to the next newest variant .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Anotheranon at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (geoTH)
All good points. Most likely you're right and it's nothing more than a publicity stunt, but after everything we've seen these last few years I can't completely dismiss the idea that this is just the opening salvo to condition us to become accustomed to the military deployed in many aspects of American public life. They're already made major strides in conditioning a large portion of the population to accede to plenty of abrogations of our natural rights.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 28, 2021 11:26 PM (1nfB1)
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They all must pass the American exam and the board of review before they are licensed to practice here.
If you just want a script it doesn't matter whether they graduated with an A or a C-.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:30 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (V9qBg)
worry not. with human infrastructure, as a o c says, we'll have everyone covered under one big health insurance policy! then we can all suffer together. like going to indian health services or the va. super! oh wait, they never talk about those two cluster fucked healthcare systems... hmmm
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:31 PM (p6Axi)
I really like Kind of Blue but not familiar with much else
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2021 11:31 PM (y7zkd)
Helena, we took people pills. Spent $500 for the two of us.
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:31 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 28, 2021 11:31 PM (EiPf6)
I LIKE PINEAPPLE AND BLACK OLIVES
*ducks out*
Quack
Posted by: nurse ratched
"Sweet AND salty!" Yup, watched "Deadpool" the other night ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: redchief at September 28, 2021 11:07 PM (Kab4E)
56 hours?! Who got time fo dat?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2021 11:31 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
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MX
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:32 PM (QQcV5)
I can't completely dismiss the idea that this is just the opening salvo to condition us to become accustomed to the military deployed in many aspects of American public life.
"We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set," Obama said. "We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2021 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2021 11:32 PM (csEWM)
Heh, got my first CB&P pizza in Spokane!
Posted by: Some Rat
Spokane is " funny" too. Not the valley. Just the city.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 11:33 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 28, 2021 11:29 PM (cSs/W)
true story.
would be interesting to review the american civil rights violations and use of the military during:
1. the civil war
2. right after ww1
3. during ww2
4. during the cold war
methinks it is like a sin wave.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:33 PM (p6Axi)
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2021 11:34 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: RTW at September 28, 2021 11:34 PM (jJlJu)
I really like Kind of Blue but not familiar with much else
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2021 11:31 PM (y7zkd)
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He did a ballads album and Sketches of Spain is pretty soft.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:34 PM (QQcV5)
I guess the hospitals will have to replace their "heroes work here" signs with "heroes fired here"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
These firings are going to do real damage, perhaps irreparable, to some fine dancing nurses' troupes!
It's always the fine arts that bear the brunt of fiscal hardships!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Half Dozen at September 28, 2021 11:35 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:27 PM (QQcV5)
I managed to score two bottles of zinc gluconate 50mg tablets from Walmart; I was real nice and didn't buy all 3 they had on the shelf. But they are normally sold out.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2021 11:35 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 11:33 PM (V9qBg)
spokane is a harbinger of what is to come to the remaining large/larger cities on the east side. spokomton is now mostly light blue. so many homeless there. and so many california libs, once again, voting in shitty policies they ran from, cause they will maybe enact them correctly now....
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says no at September 28, 2021 11:36 PM (p6Axi)
If you just want a script it doesn't matter whether they graduated with an A or a C-.
Posted by: Braenyard
What do you call the person who finished dead last in their medical school class?
"Doctor"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:37 PM (pNxlR)
*looks both ways and whispers*
I did not even like a chicken bacon ranch.
Philly Cheesesteak pizza without green peppers is awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2021 11:38 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Jack Burton
Yessir, and it breaks my heart.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2021 11:40 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:41 PM (pNxlR)
I LIKE PINEAPPLE AND CANADIAN BACON ON PIZZA
*ducks out*
Quack
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
Sauerkraut is a bad choice for a pizza topping, as is corned beef
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 11:45 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2021 11:45 PM (VbpDk)
Which leaves a small chain, Brooklyn Pizza, as the sole remaining Superior Provider of Pizza in the Greater Houston area. The reasons are simple.
Their owners are old school OLD SCHOOL Guidos from Brooklyn, for realz. They have the ingredients flown in from Brooklyn, three or four times a week. And they hold the quality control to SpaceX standards, as a constant. Finally, as is The Pizza in NYC Standard, you can go in and buy a SLICE of pizza, vs. being forced to buy the entire pie. Perfect for a lunch. Two slices is a more than filling dinner. Buy the whole pie though, and that box o' pizza makes for God's own leftovers, in the fridge.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2021 11:46 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 28, 2021 11:46 PM (SRRAx)
I get this total blank - another weirdo look.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:26 PM (QQcV5)
Just tell him the best place to look up stuff about his supplements is Examine.com
It doesn't have the most recent info, but it consolidates all the studies that are not bleeding edge
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 11:48 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2021 11:48 PM (oHd/0)
"Doctor"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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There's a Custer joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2021 11:49 PM (fSmfa)
Posted by: klaftern at September 28, 2021 11:50 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: redchief
Well, instead of nothing. You just use left-over BBQ for a BBQ beef pizza, not fresh BBQ beef on a pizza. Which is just not necessary.
Freeze the extra beef after a BBQ session, and some night someone says, "I want pizza." And you say, "I got this."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2021 11:50 PM (1t5dY)
If you just want a script it doesn't matter whether they graduated with an A or a C-.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2021 11:30 PM (QQcV5)
Just like any new vaccine? *he asks, innocently*
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 11:50 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 28, 2021 11:53 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2021 11:32 PM (csEWM)
My wife likes it with anchovies and capers. Super salty.
I'll eat it (hey, will eat just about any comestible). Doesn't mean I necesarily LIKE it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2021 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 28, 2021 11:56 PM (V9qBg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2021 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Amazon on Tuesday announced its long-rumored home robot.
Guar-an-fooking-teed NOT to spy on you! Isn't that right, Alexa?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:57 PM (pNxlR)
A show of hands, who thinks this is the foreshadowing of the imminent end of this business cycle?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 11:57 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2021 11:58 PM (WF/xn)
Amazon on Tuesday announced its long-rumored home robot.
Guar-an-fooking-teed NOT to spy on you! Isn't that right, Alexa?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2021 11:57 PM (pNxlR)
I made a comment a few threads ago on this:
"Hey Alexa wiretap, order an Astro spybot for me"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2021 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Anchovies, Mushrooms and sardines all give that umami flavor.
My wife makes a gochujang paste that uses anchovy powder and a type of fermented miso, and that makes the pizza sauce pop.
The extra chilies make it pop twice.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 12:00 AM (KbLYZ)
A show of hands, who thinks this is the foreshadowing of the imminent end of this business cycle?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2021 11:57 PM (KbLYZ)
Actual orders, or $$ for orders? Inflation can play funny with the numbers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:01 AM (ynpvh)
She tasted it. Isn't that how you determine it? Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 28, 2021 10:26 PM (vuisn)
She's a Shaman. They work with incantations, smoke and make potions. She wasn't huntin' for bear urine. She was bruin it, and the fire got unbearably hot.
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2021 10:45
Shorter version...she's a lefty nutjob, needs mental health treatment. Perfect Biden voter.
Posted by: Farmer at September 29, 2021 12:01 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: SteveS at September 29, 2021 12:02 AM (prR0J)
I like Jalapeno, pepperoni and pineapple ! Yeah !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2021 11:58 PM -
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I knew I wasn't the only one on earth.
Posted by: irright at September 29, 2021 12:02 AM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 12:02 AM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SteveS at September 29, 2021 12:02 AM (prR0J)
I don't drink pee. period. Doesn't matter if it's bear or not, pasteurized or not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:04 AM (ynpvh)
my report headline is "Durable-Goods Orders Rose in August as Core Capital-Goods Hit Another Record High"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 12:02 AM
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And they will continue to go up until some of the shit ordered starts being delivered.
Posted by: irright at September 29, 2021 12:05 AM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching the ships roll in
And I watch the roll away again
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021 12:05 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2021 10:45
Shorter version...she's a lefty nutjob, needs mental health treatment. Perfect Biden voter.
Posted by: Farmer at September 29, 2021 12:01 AM (55Qr6)
Translation: "..She wasn't huntin' for bear urine. She was Bruin it, and the fire got unBEARably hot. Geez, ain't this the ONT Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2021 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2021 12:07 AM (QzJWU)
Heh. I Bearly missed that one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Heh. I would say 'Durable-goods backorders...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 12:08 AM (fSmfa)
Lucky for Greta, she's too old for Joe to go a-pinching.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 29, 2021 12:11 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 29, 2021 12:11 AM (0OmEj)
Stinky.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 29, 2021 12:11 AM (bzrNB)
Nothing on the non-durable ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 29, 2021 12:11 AM (0OmEj)
Evil people do evil things. Sorry to hear what you went through. I've never gone through that, but would buy him a beer too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2021 12:05
Yes I got that, I'm enjoying the evening, but I'm not gone yet. Just thought it's typical of nutty leftists. I've shut off a lot of politics, but not all.
Right now the TV is off and I'm listening to Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Much more enjoyable than the crappy news, lying president and lying generals in the news.
Posted by: Farmer at September 29, 2021 12:14 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:15 AM (ynpvh)
USNATakim. I hope the knowledge that you protected them and did not perpetuate the abuse you received provides some comfort. Being a kid is tough enough without that shit.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 29, 2021 12:15 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 29, 2021 12:18 AM (cct0t)
But I've got a positive prescription that just might be of some good, for her.
Hook her up with a young, mid '20s Special Forces type. Maybe new to the Teams, maybe a bright green Beret. Top of his game, other than much seasoning afield. But, seasoned enough.. well, put it this way. By time a Tab, a Beret or a Trident is earned, the young troop is a Seasoned Veteran of the Velvet Fields.
Let such connect with Greta for a two week leave. "Red Pilled?" Well, by injection, right? Call it a soy-rejection injection, if you will. Victory is turning her into a gunslinging, coal-rolling Jeep Girl of the Muddiest Order. That's what I'd call a "WIN".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2021 12:18 AM (QzJWU)
You can probably buy bear piss online.
Posted by: Toad-O at September 29, 2021 12:18 AM -
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Twink pee too!
Posted by: Shep! at September 29, 2021 12:19 AM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 29, 2021 12:19 AM (a4EWo)
This was during their drug phase and also visiting Lamas in Tibet and Magic men in India for "enlightenment" and expanding ones mind. And LSD was one of the leading drugs for the use of.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. LSD. Magical mystery tour was another song drenched in drugs on that album I believe. The had Ravi Shankar playing on a few of their songs/albums at the time.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 29, 2021 12:28 AM (ACz8/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2021 12:28 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 29, 2021 12:11
Well done USNt... people can get past that and not let it warp them. Too bad some cannot.
There are too many evil people around, like Biden, but there is a huge number of good decent folks out there, like you.
Posted by: Farmer at September 29, 2021 12:30 AM (55Qr6)
I couldn't talk to my parents about anything. My Dad would just put if off and ignore it. My Mom would make fun of it and then blame me for it happening. A year or so before I left for the military she asked me if I wanted to talk to her about anything (i presume about girls and sex and stuff) I told her a flat no. She was probably the least likely person for me to talk to about personal stuff and she earned by working hard at being obnoxious.
Much later in life when we got into it over some stuff she'd done she said to me; "Can't we just be friends". (I presume because i was trying to work some things out in my head cause I couldn't afford a shrink. I just laughed at her and hung up. I think I didnt speak to her again for a couple years and she responded by writing me a letter telling essentially to go away and don't let the door hit you on the butt and btw have a nice life.
If you had any sort of decent parent and they are still alive shower them with kisses, gifts, hugs, money and tell them that you love them and apologizing if you ever screwed around and made trouble for them. They are a rarity.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 29, 2021 12:36 AM (ACz8/)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 29, 2021 12:38 AM (ACz8/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 29, 2021 01:10 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 29, 2021 01:12 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: EveR at September 29, 2021 01:23 AM (MUpk6)
Sorry to here that jakee, bummer that was the cards you were dealt. Awesome that you've overcome that.
Usually there is some factor of them being abused/mistreated and they have no idea how to be a good parent.
Posted by: Farmer at September 29, 2021 01:29 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 01:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 01:38 AM (arJlL)
Proverbs 28:5
Evil men understand not judgment: but they that seek the LORD understand all things.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 29, 2021 02:08 AM (weGKL)
If you had any sort of decent parent and they are still alive shower them with kisses, gifts, hugs, money and tell them that you love them and apologizing if you ever screwed around and made trouble for them. They are a rarity.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 29, 2021 12:36 AM (ACz8/)||
Yeah I completely removed myself from my parents, for the many negative and zero positive interactions at any point in my life. My siblings have taken their side, since they talk constantly among themselves as you would expect. The truth is that they all have made the decision as easy as such a thing might be.
A young co-worker has mentioned his wonderful parents and I felt a little jealous.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2021 02:42 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 02:43 AM (csEWM)
Yeah, verily, I say unto you, no man cometh to the Father except via the ClotShot.
Posted by: Gov. Horechul at September 29, 2021 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 03:04 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:04 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:06 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021 03:09 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 03:10 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 03:10 AM (csEWM)
The CDC suspects Coronavirus.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:12 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: Gov. Horechul at September 29, 2021 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Good one, Miley.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:13 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:12 AM (6dJKT)
Makes sense. EVERYTHING is a symptom of Chinese Lung AIDS.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 03:16 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 03:17 AM (csEWM)
Fair ain't got nothin to do wit it.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 03:18 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2021 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
It's her lesser half, what shares the IP and hash with duh Duchess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2021 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Sorry for the misgendering.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:22 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:12 AM (6dJKT)
Makes sense. EVERYTHING is a symptom of Chinese Lung AIDS.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2021 03:16 AM (csEWM)
Seriously true; not just the CDC, but somewhere on the internet you can find virtually everything linked with It: bruising coronavirus, itching coronavirus, fun with the search function coronavirus.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:26 AM (6dJKT)
Seriously, I realized what sacrilege that Goc. Whore-chul's remarks are. Me, I'm a heavily back-slidden Southern Baptist, what needs to just sit in the back-pew of some church and keep mu mouth shut andhope I'm not struck down simply by entering.
But even I know sacrilege when I see it. That's what the NY new luv guv was going. These people, these evil people do not understand religion. They mock it and think it mere superstition, which they can coopt for their own ends. That's what Guv. Whore-chul is doing.
It's absolute abomination.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2021 03:28 AM (Mzdiz)
Got up in time to work out, but I don't feel up to it for some reason. In fact I had some mild heartburn in the middle of the night for the first time literally in months. Possibly that second piece of coffee cake last night was a mistake. . . .
Not do I feel like having a pipe. So I'm watching Hill Street Blues, petting and feeding senior cat Chekov, and hanging out here. How 'bout choo?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 03:29 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:30 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:30 AM (6dJKT)
. . . or, with *A* post. Not the full Daily News Stuff 29 September 2021, yet.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:31 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021 03:32 AM (2JoB8)
https://ai.mee.nu
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:04 AM (6dJKT)
Not sure why I called that a twitter page. Moar cofveve.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:33 AM (6dJKT)
My father once said to me, literally, "You were all right until you began to think for yourself." From that day forth I made a *point* of thinking for myself and letting him know about it at every opportunity. Which didn't help.
I last saw him in 1976, and I'm sure he's gone now. I really don't know what I'd have to say to him now if I could talk to his 50-year-old self.
You're not alone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 03:37 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021
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Oh, I'd tried that, and taking OTC heartburn meds and antacid tablets, even some old-school baking soda and water (which works great for quick relief, but loads you up on sodium). The thing that worked was cutting out sugar and anything with the corn syrup in it. I've been slacking on that recently; got to cut it out again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 03:39 AM (c6xtn)
I know Clark Gable was her favorite movie star (she liked David Janssen in The Fugitive partly because of his resemblance to CG). And she must have seen It's a Wonderful Life when it was new. Whenever the actor who played Clarence the angel would show up on a late show movie, she'd say, "That's my angel!" I never asked what she meant, and I wish I had.
She introduced me to the James Bond novels and the Nero Wolfe series, two of my major formative influences.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 03:47 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021 03:51 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 03:53 AM (arJlL)
about 15 minutes; really good
https://ai.mee.nu
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:54 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 04:00 AM (6dJKT)
And Crazy People should be locked up, get right down to it.
Through legislation though, over the years, society has become incapable of defending itself. So we're left with a Huge Police State, millions of people employed to "protect" us, and none of them can do anything about anything.
So California has legions of mentally ill people running around starting forest fires, and the best they can do is (maybe) lock her up for a couple years. At taxpayer expense.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 29, 2021 04:04 AM (gJ3Vg)
https://ai.mee.nu
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:54 AM (6dJKT)
Russell is a little late to the party.
Sad there are millions more that will never make it to the party.
Posted by: Golfman at September 29, 2021 04:06 AM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Had to get past a door-guard at hospital today (yesterday by now, lol) and questions were:
1) been exposed to coof?; 2) had a positive test?' 3)any symptoms?; 4) do you know the symptoms of coof?
Um, no, after 18months of coof coof coof, never EFFING heard of it... Sheesh!
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 29, 2021 04:08 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 04:14 AM (6dJKT)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021 04:14 AM (2JoB8)
Just read at American Greatness about Noem so now all the comments make more sense
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021 04:16 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 04:18 AM (6dJKT)
My folks never assaulted me, but I knew there were *some things* I couldn't talk with them about. Anything to do with birds and bees, of course, were never to be mentioned when I was a teen.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 29, 2021 04:19 AM (dB4Iz)
It isn't alzheimers, but is similar... can't turn my back or close my eyes for more than a few minutes.
God help us.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 29, 2021 04:44 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 29, 2021 05:27 AM (dB4Iz)
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