Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/26/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

Just watching Manchin and Sinema mock Schumer, who (as Hugh Hewitt noted) is desperate to ward off a primary challenge from up-talking, irony-free socialista AOC, restores one’s faith in cosmic justice. The libs are furious that Joe Manchin is ruining their party – it’s awesome. And their fussy threats are even more precious. Yeah, someone’s going to successfully primary Manchin from the left in West Virginia, right after the Boy Scouts let the Lincoln Project be honorary jamboree co-sponsors. Kurt Schlichter


Quote II

Biden is in trouble not because of his failures in any one crisis, but because of his general incompetence.Matthew Continetti


Quote III
“Unfortunately, we are unable to share any additional details beyond what is in the statement.”

“Emory is unable to share personnel information and can’t speculate his intentions,” Emory spokesperson Gana Ahn

Because it doesn't fit your template.

Quote IV

“It remains to be seen how the European utilities will balance the rise in carbon emissions and consumer sentiment against the unavailability or unaffordability of power from less carbon-intensive sources.”Slava Kiryushin, global head of energy at DWF, an international provider of legal and business services.

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I guess he's addicted to his "15 minutes of fame." TV reality celebrity Dog The Bounty Hunter gets involved in the search for Brian Laundrie.


Reality star Dog the Bounty Hunter has dramatically joined the hunt for fugitive Brian Laundrie - exclusively vowing to DailyMail.com: 'I will find him.'

The former bail bondsman - real name Duane Chapman, 68 - arrived at the house of Laundrie's parents Christopher and Roberta on Saturday afternoon.

The 68-year-old tough guy - dressed head to toe in black - marched up the drive and banged repeatedly on their front door.


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Hate is a strong word and a stronger emotion. But, I'm about to the hate stage when it comes to the FBI.

An explosive report over the weekend claims to show that two alleged Capitol riot participants were actually government informants. The New York Times reported Saturday that “records, and information from two people familiar with the matter, suggest that federal law enforcement had a far greater visibility into the assault on the Capitol, even as it was taking place, than was previously known.”

Stasi fucking wannabes.


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Does a bear shit in the woods? Sure. And you can to safely. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You.TM(H/T Doof)

The first time you do a number 2 in the wilderness, it’s intimidating. You’re out in the open, with the bugs and the poison ivy, clutching either a few precious squares of toilet paper or a pile of rocks and (hopefully smooth) leaves. Keep at it, though, and you’ll find it better faster than you think (especially if you can find a spot with a view). Learn the correct way to do your business in the wilderness and enjoy the experience with these tips.


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Will this be coming to a neighborhood near you? Melbourne Australia Police and Riot Squads Fire Upon Peaceful Protestors While Media Frame COVID Anti-Lockdown Protests as Domestic Extremists

On day three of the Melbourne labor union protests against the brutal COVID lock-downs and forced mRNA genetic experiments, the Victorian government decided to open fire upon the peaceful protestors. The police triggered a ‘no-fly zone’ in the Melbourne metropolitan area to stop media from using their helicopters to record the protests and violent police activity.

While the official motive given by police for the media ban was to block protestors from knowing where the thousands of police were amassing; the background issue of the government wanting to keep the Australian people from seeing police open fire upon their own citizens is transparently obvious. Americans would be wise to pay attention to all facets of how the Australian government is moving violently against their own citizens


Well, this certainly is a step in the right direction.

Watch: American Patriots March Into ‘Vaccinated Only’ Area & Then The Fun Begins


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Commenter and fellow Moron redc1c4 and I have just one more thing in common. Things we would never do.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE & MYSTERY CLICK


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(A Mystery Click? Hmmm..........)

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On this day: 26 Sep 2003
English singer, songwriter Robert Palmer died of a heart attack aged 54 in Paris France. He was a member of Vinegar Joe and Power Station (with Duran Duran members Andy Taylor and John Taylor with drummer and former Chic member Tony Thompson). As a solo artist had the 1986 US No.1 & UK No.5 single 'Addicted To Love' and the 1988 hit 'Simply Irresistible'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day:26 Sep 1945
English singer and songwriter Bryan Ferry, who with Roxy Music scored the hit singles 'Street Life', 'Love is the Drug', 'Dance Away', 'Angel Eyes', 'Jealous Guy' and 'Avalon'. Ferry has recorded many cover versions of other artists' songs, including standards from the Great American Songbook, in albums such as These Foolish Things (1973). via thisdayinmusic.com


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RIP Alan Lancaster of Status Quo

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Brazen? Genius Award Winner.

Colorado Man Accused Of Sex With Horse Escapes Jail, Takes Cop On Short Pursuit In Nearby River

A man accused of sexually assaulting a horse pulled off a brazen escape from jail earlier this week.

Jonah Barrett-Lesko was jailed in La Plata County Jail in Durango, Colorado, after being caught on camera having sex with a horse at the La Plata County fairgrounds during the night of June 17th. He eventually had his animal cruelty charges dismissed as part of a plea deal. However, the 25-year-old still faced trespassing charges in connection to several robberies.

On Tuesday, jail officials discovered Barrett-Lesko missing from the recreation yard, where he had been alone for some time before his escape. Surveillance footage shows him climbing over a wall then using a hole in a fenced area to escape the jail grounds.

Police tracked him about 25 miles away to the Animas River after receiving a phone call about a suspected escaped inmate running by a local Office Depot. Durango Police Chief Bob Brammer also spotted the man running close to the river before entering the water. He had shed his jumpsuit by this time and was only wearing his boxers when officers began pursuing him.

“That’s what really attracted my attention to him because you don’t see half-naked people running through the woods in their boxer shorts,” Brammer stated.

No word if Police Chief Brammer's former name was Sherlock.


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A little boy has a new family and plenty of friends got to see his adoption. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

In the United States alone, there are approximately 135,000 children that are adopted every year. Iím sure every single one of those have their own personal story to tell.

But one five-year-old wanted to share this special moment with all of his classmates. He invited his entire kindergarten class to his adoption hearing at the Kent County courthouse in Michigan.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 9-26-2021


Top 10 commenters:
1 [565 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei' [79.77 posts/day]
2 [484 comments] 'rhennigantx'
3 [435 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
4 [396 comments] 'Auntie Zeituni Onyango'
5 [386 comments] 'Aetius451AD Work Laptop'
6 [358 comments] 'Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt'
7 [343 comments] 'Tonypete'
8 [343 comments] 'Skip '
9 [329 comments] 'Wolfus Aurelius'
10 [323 comments] 'rickb223'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [360 names] 'Auntie Zeituni Onyango' [50.83 unique names/day]
2 [67 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [49 names] '18-1'
4 [33 names] 'Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American'
5 [31 names] 'Notorious BFD'
6 [30 names] 'Cicero (@cicero43)'
7 [30 names] 'OrangeEnt'
8 [25 names] 'Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt'
9 [24 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
10 [23 names] 'Axeman'

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC and Mis. Hum. Enterprises. Of course the ONT was made with deplorable ingredients. Why do you ask?

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1 Hey

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2021 08:49 PM (vd8XM)

2 hey back

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 08:49 PM (/g7XU)

3
Spongecake?

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2021 08:49 PM (F0YaR)

4 Top 10 maybe

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 26, 2021 08:50 PM (nHzHV)

5 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 26, 2021 08:50 PM (VxC1e)

6 Winnowed:
Klingons celebrate the true Jewish faith. Not those Earth splitters.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2021 08:50 PM (ybIRR)

7 Disco CDs don't exist

Posted by: Draki at September 26, 2021 08:50 PM (5R9f7)

8 good evening

Posted by: wing at September 26, 2021 08:51 PM (PlW9M)

9 Rookie mistake. Read the contents.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2021 08:51 PM (OCTRt)

10 Hallo

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2021 08:51 PM (mbFEM)

11 Oooo. Top 5

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 26, 2021 08:51 PM (nHzHV)

12 Almost had a very bad incident on a plank bridge as a youth, never trusted them ever since!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 26, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

13

ONT Hot 25!

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 08:52 PM (zk8dY)

14 One thing is certain. Jonah Barrett-Lesko lives life on his own terms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 08:52 PM (VxC1e)

15 I understand Brian Laundrie is hiding in a Florida swamp.
Never been a Florida fan, but Go Gators!

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 08:52 PM (/g7XU)

16 Klingons celebrate the true Jewish faith. Not those Earth splitters.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2021 08:50 PM (ybIRR)

With all the nicking they do with knives, they just might.

Posted by: Draki at September 26, 2021 08:53 PM (5R9f7)

17 Alligator crossing is an obvious fake, but still amusing.

Posted by: MW at September 26, 2021 08:54 PM (u33s0)

18 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2021 08:54 PM (qAR6u)

19 Disco Ducks?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 08:54 PM (mD/uy)

20 zingers

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 08:55 PM (1EKMc)

21 Glad to see Mis Hum spotted the death of a Status Quo member; otherwise, I'd be obligated to report it and suffer the consequences.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2021 08:55 PM (F0YaR)

22 So Dog the Bounty goes to the one place he knows Laundrie isn't. Hmmm.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2021 08:55 PM (mbFEM)

23 FZ, baby! Some balance has returned to the ONT Force.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2021 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

24 You can buy Disco CD's, check Amazon or eBay.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 08:56 PM (/g7XU)

25 7 Disco CDs don't exist

Posted by: Draki at September 26, 2021 08:50 PM (5R9f7)


You would be wrong, sir or maam. I may even have one or three.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2021 08:57 PM (F0YaR)

26 25 7 Disco CDs don't exist

Posted by: Draki at September 26, 2021 08:50 PM (5R9f7)

You would be wrong, sir or maam. I may even have one or three.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2021 08:57 PM (F0YaR)

That's about a dozen too many.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 08:58 PM (aA3+G)

27 You would be wrong, sir or maam. I may even have one or three.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2021 08:57 PM (F0YaR)

Fist Bump

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 08:58 PM (/g7XU)

28 So Dog the Bounty goes to the one place he knows Laundrie isn't. Hmmm.
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2021 08:55 PM (mbFEM)

Easy get for the media. Be funny if the dog has hounds to catch the laundry with.

Posted by: Draki at September 26, 2021 08:59 PM (5R9f7)

29 Robert Francis O'Rourke is complaining that he doesn't know where Matthew McConoughey stands on any of the "issues".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2021 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

30 Top ten sockpuppeteers:
7 [30 names] 'OrangeEnt'

What? I made the list???

Note to self: don't get cocky, almost none of your comments were seen, fella....

Posted by: Bender at September 26, 2021 08:59 PM (7bRMQ)

31 And the puck drops on the Seattle Kraken.
Down 2-0 after the first period.

Think I'll make cookies.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2021 08:59 PM (axyOa)

32 WTF? ONT! LOL! PDQ? IMB4U2; ZZZ

Posted by: mindful webworker - acronymically at September 26, 2021 08:59 PM (jzWBS)

33 An explosive report over the weekend claims to show that two alleged Capitol riot participants were actually government informants.

You could tell they were undercover FBI agents because they looked like their moms picked out their clothes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 08:59 PM (+lVUW)

34 If Duh Daaaawg had ever come for me when I was tardy for court by six years, that would have been the day Duh Daaaawg got put down. Never could stand that circus freak.

And I bet I'd have gotten away with it, too. "Look, I don't watch TV... All I knew was some inbred homo hilljack wearing fishnets kicked my door in so as he and his creeper cousins could pound my sweet virgin ass. Not today, buddy!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:00 PM (Hou/x)

35 Robert Palmer gets my vote if my other choice is beto o'roark.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2021 09:00 PM (0OP+5)

36 So Dog the Bounty goes to the one place he knows Laundrie isn't. Hmmm.
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2021 08:55 PM (mbFEM)


Needs his own show....Reality Dumbass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (axyOa)

37 Matthew Continetti


That's Bill Kristol's Wife's Daughter's cuck Matthew Continetti.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (vMCab)

38 Beto O'Roark enjoys being humiliated on the national stage. He's the poster boy for losers everywhere.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (/g7XU)

39 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum!

- Glad I didn't make the top 10 commenters this week.

- Power Station! My first real exposure to Robert Palmer. One of the few LPs I bought as soon as it came out.

- It is so delicious to watch Manchin & Sinema throw wrenches into the Stalinists' plans. Didn't realize there was also the Schumer/AOC angle. Every Dem in Congress deserves every bit of heartache they can get.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

40 During our house renovation I uncovered a bunch of CD-R's with various MP3's. A couple were chock full of Disco, 80's dance and shit like that. I have no idea what I was thinking when I burned them to those disks, other than somehow it would help me get laid.

*spoiler... they didn't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (BFigT)

41 What is in the water in that video?

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (iorxD)

42 The impression in the concrete looks like a Lascaux cave painting.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 26, 2021 09:03 PM (AiZBA)

43 Hey, why are there rules where I can be dropped in the woods, but none for the animals?? You telling me their stuff don't stink?

Posted by: Human Feces at September 26, 2021 09:03 PM (7bRMQ)

44 Society is regressing in oh so many ways. The important thing in the woods (or anywhere else) is sanitation. Bury that shit. Keeps the flies away, n.b. they are the same flies that will be landing on on your picnic table and food at the campground. Stupid bastards leaving shit on the trails and campsites. Not a pleasant topic but it didna useta be like this.

Deuteronomy (goes back quite a ways is my understanding) talks about how to take a dump and bury it.

"WAG bags" work pretty well, the hot setup is the privacy tent and foldable shitter. It all fits in a smallish backpack for easy transport. Beats crapping over a log.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2021 09:04 PM (ZFwWQ)

45 I have seen a bear in the woods. I have seen a bear defecate in the woods, and vice-versa.

I have never seen the Pope in the woods, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2021 09:04 PM (a3Q+t)

46 And by the way, the Animas River is pretty damn cold this time of year as it runs through Durango.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2021 09:04 PM (0OP+5)

47 I always preferred Traficant. He was a crooked pol, and that rarest of birds, the Demcuck, just like Manchin. But he was funny and crazy and had a terrible rug and a terrible suit, and genuinely seemed to love this country when he wasn't fleecing it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:04 PM (Hou/x)

48 ONT WTF???

9 [24 names] 'Helena Handbasket'

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2021 09:04 PM (ACi07)

49 I used to work in the local courthouse, and Monday through Friday was a sad parade of people in distress: divorces, drunk drivers, criminals of all stripes.

But Friday was Adoption Day. Moms and Dads and kids, all dressed in Sunday best, descended on the courthouse for their adoption decrees. We peeked outside our offices to watch them march in. It was pure joy. It saved us.

Congrats to all the happy families!

Posted by: PJ at September 26, 2021 09:06 PM (G1dq6)

50 Foldable shovel. Waaaayyyy off from the camp site. 5 gal. bucket with tight lid. Not rocket science.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:06 PM (iorxD)

51 Your place or mine?

Posted by: A sinister midget at September 26, 2021 09:06 PM (Tnijr)

52 Sadly, Kent County is also the home of idiot Justin Amash, and now Peter Meijer.

Near my neck of the woods. Still, the positives outweigh the negatives by far.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2021 09:07 PM (ufFY8)

53 right after the Boy Scouts let the Lincoln Project be honorary jamboree co-sponsors

Alas, the all-new, all-inclusive, politically correct, no-longer-just-boys "BSA" just might.

Posted by: mindful webworker - with webworking merit badge at September 26, 2021 09:07 PM (jzWBS)

54 What is in the water in that video?

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (iorxD)

You have to ask?

Posted by: Olympia Beer at September 26, 2021 09:07 PM (7bRMQ)

55 "...genuinely seemed to love this country when he wasn't fleecing it."


newsflash:

Stealing does not equal love.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 09:07 PM (PZBsS)

56 (A Mystery Click? Hmmm..........)

FUN FACT

I had a private Frank Zappa concert (the only one in the house during an extended sound check with a New Song) and even crazier (the FBI thought that Zappa had a Mark David Chapman-type following him with Evil Intent).

Posted by: The Actual Facts of Stuff of Miklosian Life at September 26, 2021 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)

57 45 I have seen a bear defecate in the woods, and vice-versa.

you've seen the woods defecate in a bear?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 26, 2021 09:08 PM (edU/H)

58 My luck, my glasses would still be imbedded in the slab.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:08 PM (r1z5A)

59 28 So Dog the Bounty goes to the one place he knows Laundrie isn't. Hmmm.
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2021 08:55 PM (mbFEM)


He looks like Rachel Corrie after her unfortunate bulldozer encounter, but for him it wasn't fatal.

As to Continetti, see buzzion's thoughts at #37. He's kinder than I would be.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2021 09:08 PM (F0YaR)

60 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Nice fall photo up top with nice tune behind it.

What's up with the red flag vote in the House?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 26, 2021 09:08 PM (rwusL)

61 The best way to shit in the woods: hike away from the campsite. Far, far away. Once you get to the Oval, drop trou and fire one off on the Resolute Desk, and run away. Valerie will think Joe did it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:09 PM (Hou/x)

62 20MM ammo box, black plastic trashbag insert, solid waste only, no teetee. Called 'The Groover' because it leaves a groove in each buttcheek.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2021 09:09 PM (0OP+5)

63 I always preferred Traficant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

From WIKI: Traficant was acquitted of RICO charges.
Publicity from the RICO trial increased Traficant's local visibility. He was elected as a Democrat to Congress from Ohio's 17th District, defeating Lyle Williams, a three-term Republican incumbent. He was reelected eight times without serious opposition.

Thus explains Dem voters and candidates.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 09:10 PM (mD/uy)

64 54

You wish it were us.

Posted by: Surprise otters at September 26, 2021 09:10 PM (ufFY8)

65 Matthew Continetti


That's Bill Kristol's Wife's Daughter's cuck Matthew Continetti.
Posted by: buzzion

May I quote Ace?

"has felt the reassuring pulse of a cock in his mouth"

I think this Acceptable Ace Language

Posted by: As recalled by Miklos at September 26, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

66 In Florida, Laundrie does YOU!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at September 26, 2021 09:11 PM (qAR6u)

67 9 [24 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

SOCK BACK BETTER

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at September 26, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

68 38 Beto O'Roark enjoys being humiliated on the national stage. He's the poster boy for losers everywhere.
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:01 PM (/g7XU)


Well, when his entire political career is based on his supposedly looking like a Kennedy, you can't expect much. I wonder if he's ever driven a girl into the water and left her to drown.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)

69 Mis Hum, we need a happy hour date.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 26, 2021 09:12 PM (RrtlF)

70 I wonder if he's ever driven a girl into the water and left her to drown.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)

He's still young. There's time for that.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:13 PM (/g7XU)

71 You wish it were us.

Posted by: Surprise otters at September 26, 2021 09:10 PM (ufFY

...and a lot more. Oly oly O....

Posted by: Olympia Beer at September 26, 2021 09:13 PM (7bRMQ)

72 At least Bill owes his worthless livelihood to a man like Irving. Imagine being Continetti. Imagine knowing you get your sinecures because of Kristol's sinecure. It must heart in those rare moments of self-awareness. Most useless half-man around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:13 PM (Hou/x)

73 So will Greta whine HOW DARE YOU from her well heated hotel room with Leonardo DiCaprio when Europeans say they don't give a shit what the power companies burn, just keep the lights on?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2021 09:14 PM (qAR6u)

74 Good Evenin'
(sips Samuel Adams Octoberfest Lager)

Off tomorrow. Entertain me.

(if you hum that to Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit, it's kind of funny)

Why yes, I'm a bit buzzed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2021 09:14 PM (QFVV9)

75 It remains to be seen how the European utilities will balance the rise in carbon emissions and consumer sentiment

As consumers tool around in their diesel Toyotas.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:14 PM (1EKMc)

76 Mis Hum, we need a happy hour date.
Posted by: Muad'dib


I think we'd all settle for a tolerate hour.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:15 PM (r1z5A)

77 The surgeon who did my knee replacement looked like a Kennedy.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:15 PM (/g7XU)

78 Aaaah, Red Alders and Douglas Fir on a grey rainy day on a back road. I love the Oregon Coast Range

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 09:15 PM (KbLYZ)

79 I have seen a bear defecate in the woods, and vice-versa.

---------

Whether the Pope shits in the woods is still open to debate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 09:15 PM (VxC1e)

80 They didn't mention my favorite Roxy Music song...

More Than This

Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (qAR6u)

81 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (8OMyh)

82

If one must download a brownload in the forest, he should liberally apply DEET to his backside first...

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (0x4rC)

83 Stasi fucking wannabes.

They keep trying

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (1EKMc)

84 Always pee at least 200 feet from water sources such as lakes and streams.

do the animals know that?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (axyOa)

85 Stealing does not equal love.
Posted by: SMH

None of the girls who stole my heart ever offered to give it back.

Posted by: Miklos, both sadder and wiser, and also the damn moneys at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

86 If one must download a brownload in the forest, he should liberally apply DEET to his backside first...
Posted by: Zettai

And do NOT use poison ivy to clean up with.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 09:17 PM (mD/uy)

87 He's Matthew InContinetti to me

Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2021 09:17 PM (qAR6u)

88 It remains to be seen how the European utilities will balance the rise in carbon emissions and consumer sentiment

As consumers tool around in their diesel Toyotas.
Posted by: Braenyard


Be interesting to see what happens with a bad winter and sketchy power delivery.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:17 PM (r1z5A)

89 Called 'The Groover' because it leaves a groove in each buttcheek.
Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2021 09:09 PM


Gotta get my groove on
Things is hard I might need a little bit
Just for the hell of it
[Chorus]
To the left a little to the right
Keep me groovin' all through the night

Posted by: not Barry White at September 26, 2021 09:17 PM (a3Q+t)

90 I didn't think I could dislike roxy music more, but I was wrong.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 26, 2021 09:17 PM (RrtlF)

91 And do NOT use poison ivy to clean up with.
Posted by: Tonypete


Stinging nettle, yes it happened.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:18 PM (r1z5A)

92 More Than This
Posted by: kbdabear

My Very First Time

The girl played that

Posted by: Misty water-coloured Miklos at September 26, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

93 Muad'dib

Ah, been looking for you. Need to place an order and lost the link. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:19 PM (iorxD)

94 74 Good Evenin'
(sips Samuel Adams Octoberfest Lager)

Off tomorrow. Entertain me.

(if you hum that to Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit, it's kind of funny)

Why yes, I'm a bit buzzed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2021 09:14 PM (QFVV9)



Sam Adam's Oktoberfest is a different type of beer isn't it? Not a Lager

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2021 09:19 PM (vMCab)

95 I'm looking at Mad Max / Road Warrior different now. Only Australia was a wasteland. The rest of the world was normal.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 26, 2021 09:20 PM (2DOZq)

96 Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4

Without objection

Posted by: Miklos pro tem at September 26, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

97 >
Ah, been looking for you. Need to place an order and lost the link. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:


I'm fine, friend. What do you need?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 26, 2021 09:20 PM (RrtlF)

98 do the animals know that?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (axyOa)

No, but Eric Burdon does....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2021 09:20 PM (7bRMQ)

99 80 They didn't mention my favorite Roxy Music song...

More Than This

Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (qAR6u)


Imagine my shock today to learn from the comments that nearly every member of the B-52s was gay/lesbian/non-hetero --

The Love Shack must have been a den of inequity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2021 09:20 PM (F0YaR)

100 Always pee at least 200 feet from water sources such as lakes and streams.

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You'd have to be a trained athlete to pull that off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 09:20 PM (VxC1e)

101 Ah, been looking for you. Need to place an order and lost the link. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Infidel

Here you go: https://www.fredericks.com/lingerie

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)

102 69 Mis Hum, we need a happy hour date.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 26, 2021 09:12 PM (RrtlF)

That we do.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)

103 I'm fine, friend. What do you need?
Posted by: Muad'dib

Some brown.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:21 PM (iorxD)

104 Anybody hear anything about Emmie? She was saying last week they had the coof there and was asking for advice. Haven't seen her around, but I can't read every set of comments. Been praying.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 09:22 PM (skoMC)

105 Does a bear shit in the woods? Sure. And you can to safely.

_ A trowel

Hell no, nah ah, no way

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:22 PM (1EKMc)

106 You can email at my nic 75 at the proton thingy.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:22 PM (iorxD)

107 Rat
Devil's Club would be far worse than nettles.
Evil stuff.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2021 09:22 PM (FtJ1S)

108 Emmie was on earlier. They are hanging in.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:23 PM (iorxD)

109 102 69 Mis Hum, we need a happy hour date.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 26, 2021 09:12 PM (RrtlF)

That we do.

===

Somewhere convenient?

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 26, 2021 09:23 PM (7ZQe3)

110 You may all congratulate me, I spent the day pressing grapes and canning grape juice.
Six gallons all in all, and I am tired.

This is what I do for fun, so thank you for letting me preen a bit.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 09:23 PM (KbLYZ)

111 77 The surgeon who did my knee replacement looked like a Kennedy.
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:15 PM (/g7XU)


Hopefully he didn't drink like a Kennedy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 09:23 PM (+lVUW)

112 Or Ben Had has it.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:24 PM (iorxD)

113 "Stasi fucking wannabes."

No. MisHum, they are worse. Stasi had wet dreams about gaining access to the amount of personal information that the FBI has about all of us.

They are far worse than all but the current Chinese police state. The Nazis and Mao and all the rest of the dictatorships would have loved to have what the FBI has.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2021 09:24 PM (Q9lwr)

114 Night all. I'm done in.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 26, 2021 09:26 PM (RrtlF)

115 47 I always preferred Traficant. He was a crooked pol, and that rarest of birds, the Demcuck, just like Manchin. But he was funny and crazy and had a terrible rug and a terrible suit, and genuinely seemed to love this country when he wasn't fleecing it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



And he loved Mahoning County who he represented it for years. He was a Man of Youngstown and if you know anything about Youngstown, Ohio in the 70s and 80s, you know what that means. I liked him, flaws and all.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2021 09:26 PM (QFVV9)

116 When I was a kid camping in Colorado I didn't pee far enough away from camp. My excuse is it was night time peeing. Well the pee attracts porcupines and from that night on they kept on trying to get back into the camp. One guy had his boots nibbled on. (I thought it was his fault for leaving them out) Everybody blamed me and put me on porcupine patrol. Porcupines are attracted to anything salty. We had to move camp. From then on I always go for a good hike away to do my business.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 26, 2021 09:27 PM (nExiz)

117 111 Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 09:23 PM (+lVUW)

My scar is straight, so I'm guessing he was sober.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:27 PM (/g7XU)

118 Some brown.
Posted by: Infidel

I would send Jackie Brown, but still working on that for my own self.

Posted by: Miklos, unabashed Pam Grier fan at September 26, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

119 Devil's Club would be far worse than nettles.
Evil stuff.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


Somebodies always gotta turn it to 11. (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:28 PM (r1z5A)

120 Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2021 09:26 PM (QFVV9)

I've heard Dean Martin was from Youngstown, is this true?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2021 09:28 PM (7bRMQ)

121 Happy hour date? MisHum is selling 75-cent beers and dollar well drinks?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

122 >>> I always preferred Traficant. He was a crooked pol, and that rarest of birds, the Demcuck, just like Manchin. But he was funny and crazy and had a terrible rug and a terrible suit, and genuinely seemed to love this country when he wasn't fleecing it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:04 PM (Hou/x)


Beam me up!

Posted by: banana Dream at September 26, 2021 09:28 PM (nExiz)

123 Will this be coming to a neighborhood near you? Melbourne Australia

They started out as prisoners and prisoners they will end.

They've come full circle.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:29 PM (1EKMc)

124 I think this Acceptable Ace Language
Posted by: As recalled by Miklos at September 26, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)d

Who am I to argue with the boss?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)

125 Australia (Where else?) has a plant called "Gimpy Gimpy" that puts Nettles or Poison Ivy to shame.

Those afflicted have described it as a combination of being burned by acid and electric shock. It has reportedly even driven some to suicide, and therefore presumably is not a good choice as field expedient toilet paper or substitute.

Know Your Plants!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2021 09:29 PM (ZFwWQ)

126 Well, when his entire political career is based on his supposedly looking like a Kennedy, you can't expect much. I wonder if he's ever driven a girl into the water and left her to drown.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)


Nah, he's the lucky one. The caliche pit was dry that Summer

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 09:29 PM (KbLYZ)

127 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2021 09:24 PM (Q9lwr)

So Mr Brown, is it OK for me to pour maple syrup on myself?

Posted by: Challah French Toast at September 26, 2021 09:29 PM (7bRMQ)

128 Sorry Rat
I've always been careful around that stuff.
At least it doesn't grow on this side of the mountains.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2021 09:30 PM (FtJ1S)

129 The Love Shack must have been a den of inequity.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Not if they shared the money equally

Posted by: Miklos, former friend of Band Managers at September 26, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

130 I like sipping a logger.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 26, 2021 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

131 Milk Crate Challenge is one heck of a right of passage.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:31 PM (1EKMc)

132 None of the girls who stole my heart ever offered to give it back.
Posted by: Miklos, both sadder and wiser, and also the damn moneys at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)


And your kidney?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 09:31 PM (KbLYZ)

133 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2021 09:24 PM (Q9lwr)

Some of us don't have to show our papers - Yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)

134 Commenter and fellow Moron redc1c4 and I have just one more thing in common. Things we would never do.

Not even for me?

Posted by: Klondike Bar at September 26, 2021 09:31 PM (7bRMQ)

135 130 I like sipping a logger.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 26, 2021 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

Oh I bet you do.....

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)

136 Achmed the dead terrorist interviews Joe Biden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZVYqU02ZDM

Posted by: Ex-ex at September 26, 2021 09:31 PM (RU4sa)

137 130 I like sipping a logger.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 26, 2021 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

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Good to see you're bouncing back from childbirth. It must have been hell on your urethra.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 09:32 PM (VxC1e)

138 I must say, I have some concerns about the Miklos tzompantli. It may be problematic. I hope that Miklos has the requisite DEI plan in place to ensure proper gender equality.

https://twitter.com/TWilder86/status/
1441899955879219200

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 26, 2021 09:32 PM (cSs/W)

139 120 Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2021 09:26 PM (QFVV9)

I've heard Dean Martin was from Youngstown, is this true?
Posted by: OrangeEnt



Steubenville, Ohio.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2021 09:32 PM (QFVV9)

140 In a brilliant piece of headline writing I saw one the other day that natural immunity to the 'Rona is slowing down vaccinations.
My elementary school teachers would've beaten anyone to death with their rulers over something that stupid.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2021 09:34 PM (FtJ1S)

141 The most fascinating/disturbing part of the Aussie protests is the number of posters on twitter calling them White Supremacists, NAZIs, and fake working class people.

There is nothing to suggest ANY of those claims are even plausible and yet twitter, and I'm guessing the Aussie media are just pushing it out...endlessly.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 09:34 PM (DpkTQ)

142
Her Majesty and Delilah are home from this weekend's shows. Lila's prize for winning the Hound Group on Friday was an American flag that was flown over the Texas Capitol (likely for about two seconds) and a certificate for same. Despite what's happening in this country and the hokieness I rather like it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:34 PM (/U27+)

143 One of the nurseries I worked at had a quick orientation on where the porta-potties were, that the workers had to use them, what toilet paper was, and a quick ID class on poison oak.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 09:35 PM (KbLYZ)

144 In a brilliant piece of headline writing I saw one the other day that natural immunity to the 'Rona is slowing down vaccinations.

The Biden junta told the FNM that everyone has to get the clot shot, and the FNM then frames everything in that direction.

The tight coordination between the government, media, and big business should be giving "libertarians" concern and instead they seem to mostly be on the Big Brother train.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 09:36 PM (DpkTQ)

145 Steubenville, Ohio.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2021 09:32 PM (QFVV9)

That's better? ba dum bum

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2021 09:36 PM (7bRMQ)

146
The most fascinating/disturbing part of the Aussie protests is the number of posters on twitter calling them White Supremacists, NAZIs, and fake working class people.

What is a fake working class person?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 09:36 PM (63Dwl)

147 I've posted it before, but here are my main man Jim's greatest hits, year by year...

https://tinyurl.com/29wc9brb

There is much truth in his words of iron over his tenure. But I think perhaps my favorite, in reference to Clinton, was:

"Free trade my ascot, Mr. Speaker.

This is a free ride and a free for all for China, who is gobbling up our national security secrets faster than the President can down a Big Mac and a box of fries. Think about that."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:36 PM (Hou/x)

148 117 111 Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 09:23 PM (+lVUW)

My scar is straight, so I'm guessing he was sober.
Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:27 PM (/g7XU)


My brother had knee replacement surgery and it helped him a lot. Hope yours was just as successful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2021 09:36 PM (+lVUW)

149 Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:23 PM (iorxD)

Thanks for the update on Emmie

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 09:37 PM (skoMC)

150 It's a little disconcerting that the crocodile vid ends half way through.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 09:37 PM (9Fwwf)

151 Paging tecumsehtea:

Ported over from this afternoon's food thread:

I can commiserate. We rented a Uhaul truck on Monday and loaded our fridge, washer, and dryer and all the things we felt we could go without accessing for a couple of days. On Tuesday, hubs came down with Covid. By Wednesday, I had it as well. We can't figure out how to travel 750 miles to our new house without stopping for gas and bathroom where we would be exposing other people.

I've been wearing the same clothes for a week. I do NOT want to partially unload the truck and try to find the boxes with my clothes.

Uhaul has been very sweet. They gave us a few free days when we told them we were delayed due to illness and then they gave us a discount for even more days when we found out we were going to have to isolate.

Waah.
Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 05:42 PM (6RgRK)

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (ZSK0i)

152 Her Majesty and Delilah are home from this weekend's shows. Lila's prize for winning the Hound Group on Friday was an American flag that was flown over the Texas Capitol (likely for about two seconds) and a certificate for same. Despite what's happening in this country and the hokieness I rather like it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:34 PM (/U27+)
* * * *
Congratulations! Enjoy the beautiful flag.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (rwusL)

153 The tight coordination between the government, media, and big business should be giving "libertarians" concern and instead they seem to mostly be on the Big Brother train.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 09:36 PM (DpkTQ)


Very good. Now do the Australian Trades Union protestors

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (KbLYZ)

154 What is a fake working class person?

Its a good question. The Aussie FNM calls them "faketradies" as in fake tradespeople.

I'm not sure what they are instead claiming they actually are...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (DpkTQ)

155 And your kidney?
Posted by: Kindltot

I was young and foolish, but Vladimir was Friend.

Got my own back plus one.

Ha! was enough to pay medical expenses and buy small prefabricated apartment #1018

Biznis is bizness

Posted by: Miklos, recalling that the Official US Gov. Publication was, in fact, called "Biznis" at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

156 Thank you, nerdygirl. That surgery really improved the quality of my life. I can wear heels again and cross my legs. You have no idea how much you miss that when you can't do it any more.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (/g7XU)

157
I finally got off my oversized, lipid-engorged posterior and mailed out the flash drives with The Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of Science Denial and Sedition (TM) to those that requested it.

The link in my nic has the list and my e-mail address, so if you're interested don't hesitate to let me know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (/U27+)

158
What is a fake working class person?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

_________

Wait, Bruce Springsteen and Michael Moore are in Oz?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:40 PM (/U27+)

159 18-1
Agreed but even with the intentional stupid being forced on us that was a special headline.
Obviously I didn't look at the article.
I need what brain cells I have left.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2021 09:40 PM (FtJ1S)

160 Beto did put baby shit on toast and tricked his wife into thinking it was avocado so she would eat some.

Because that's what normal, well-adjusted men do. Totally hilarious. And normal, well-adjusted wives always remain married to men who trick them into literally eating shit.

Our political class is way, way off the beam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:40 PM (Hou/x)

161 Steubenville, Ohio.
Posted by: Puddleglum

When Love hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's a Steuben

*back to work*

Posted by: Musical Miklos at September 26, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

162 Our political class is way, way off the beam.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

No

The beam is in their eyes

Posted by: Miklos, referring to an all-time best seller at September 26, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

163 I'm not sure what they are instead claiming they actually are...
Posted by: 18-1 at September

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Aussie media is claiming they are really... NAZIS!!!! Because of course they are. That's the Left's playbook of the moment, and their slavish media lickspittles in Oz are no different than ours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:44 PM (Hou/x)

164 I finally got off my oversized, lipid-engorged posterior

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That's hott, babe

Posted by: Beyonce Kardashian at September 26, 2021 09:44 PM (oEn12)

165 People train goes out of... Stubb-Ville. (grunt grunt)

Posted by: Owen at September 26, 2021 09:44 PM (VFYBy)

166 Dog's on the case! What a circus.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 26, 2021 09:46 PM (4I/2K)

167 To make the trees on tonight's lead picture, bend the fan brush upward for your happy little tree branches.

Posted by: Steve Ross Sr at September 26, 2021 09:46 PM (7bRMQ)

168 BREAKING NEWS: Dog the Bounty Hunter has just arrived on Oak Island. "I think Laundrie is hiding out with the giant treasure chest of gold!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

169 Where did everybody go?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 26, 2021 09:48 PM (4I/2K)

170 The link in my nic has the list and my e-mail address, so if you're interested don't hesitate to let me know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


How many megabytes is the file, Hadrian?
Wondering if you could dropbox it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 26, 2021 09:48 PM (oEn12)

171 But one five-year-old wanted to share this special moment with all of his classmates. He invited his entire kindergarten class to his adoption hearing at the Kent County courthouse in Michigan.


Girl across the street is Pookette's age and did the same thing. Her new mom is the therapist at the elementary school a block from us, and they now have the school therapy dog at their house. New mom has her hands full, but the girl is in a safe and stable environment, so it'll be okay.

Posted by: pookysgirl, fan of adoption at September 26, 2021 09:48 PM (XKZwp)

172
Dog's on the case! What a circus.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American


Call in Columbo's dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 09:48 PM (63Dwl)

173 My thin blond Slav hair mixed with Lady YD'S afro gives Vanessa naturally occurring Bob Ross hair. Her sister calls her "Baby Bob."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2021 09:49 PM (Hou/x)

174
How many megabytes is the file, Hadrian?
Wondering if you could dropbox it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

__________

It's about 50 GB. 1200 files. Nearly 300 hours of music.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:49 PM (/U27+)

175 Fastest way to find Laundrie? Just tell Hillary he has information that could lead to her arrest.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

176 Where did everybody go?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 26, 2021 09:48 PM (4I/2K)

Out looking for Laundrie?

Posted by: Dawg the Hunter at September 26, 2021 09:49 PM (7bRMQ)

177 I think laundrie probably offed himself in the swamp and is currently residing in the stomachs of some coyotes and an alligator.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:50 PM (r1z5A)

178 151 Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 26, 2021 09:38 PM (ZSK0i)

Thank you. Emmie's situation sounds very frustrating and challenging. Wow. Prayers continue.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 09:50 PM (skoMC)

179 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Just finished the edit of my new Theda Bara book and sent the file out to a few fellow Morons for commentary.

Thanks to everyone who offered to read - I truly appreciate it!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2021 09:50 PM (2JVJo)

180 Some Rat, I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

181 I finally got off my oversized, lipid-engorged posterior

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That's hott, babe
Posted by: Beyonce Kardashian

I can get bulk discounts

Posted by: Miklos from Fix-a-Flat at September 26, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

182 Dog's on the case! What a circus.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American

Call in Columbo's dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 09:48 PM (63Dwl)

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I'm packing my bag now.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at September 26, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)

183 Bunch of vultures hovering over that poor girl's grave.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (/g7XU)

184 Geraldo, LOL!

Seriously, I was reading about Geraldo last night. He basically got his "big break" uncovering rampant child patient abuse and neglect at Willowbrook Hospital and another similar facility in NY.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)

185 What is a fake working class person?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

_________

Wait, Bruce Springsteen and Michael Moore are in Oz?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:40 PM (/U27+)

Almost invariably, those who pose as members of the working class, but are not, are Communists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (oXT0E)

186
Call in Columbo's dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 09:48 PM (63Dwl)

___________

Deputy Dawg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (/U27+)

187 Just finished the edit of my new Theda Bara book

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2021 09:50 PM (2JVJo)

Louise Brooks was hotter!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (7bRMQ)

188
America's Frontline Doctors group put out this video on mass psychosis in a population. How you get there, and how totalitarians exploit it. It's damn good, and explains the madness we're in right now:

https://tinyurl.com/6t453de5

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (Mzdiz)

189 I'm sure I've told this story before. I had to put a baby girl up for adoption. 30 years later, she contacted me. We met. Forever grateful to her parents. She passed a short 2 yrs later, natural causes. Her dad still keeps in contact with pics of grandbaby. Life is strange.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (iorxD)

190 I wonder if the ever so serious media will turn the Laundrie pursuit into the shit show they made out of Jon Benet Ramsey?
See also, DB Cooper.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2021 09:53 PM (FtJ1S)

191 Winston, I was just gonna say that if Laundrie can stay missing he's the next DB Cooper.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)

192 I wouldn't doubt it.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Most cowards like him take the easy way out.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)

193 That bridge up top, if it had a higher rail, and were curved, could be the Old Kiskatinaw Bridge on the Alaska Highway, near Ft. St. John.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 09:54 PM (oXT0E)

194 Barrett-Lesko, did he take her out to dinner first?
I mean, I'm assuming it was a mare.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:55 PM (1EKMc)

195 qdpsteve, Rat
I agree. I'm unchristian enough to hope that however he offed himself, if he did, hurt.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2021 09:55 PM (FtJ1S)

196 Her dad still keeps in contact with pics of grandbaby. Life is strange.
Posted by: Infidel


Wow, that is so uplifting and at the same time, so very sad.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:55 PM (r1z5A)

197 I wonder if the ever so serious media will turn the Laundrie pursuit into the shit show they made out of Jon Benet Ramsey?

I like how the FNM is attacking itself for "missing white girl" news stories. I don't give a sh*t either way since I don't watch them at all.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 09:55 PM (DpkTQ)

198 Biden is in trouble not because of his failures in any one crisis, but because of his general incompetence. Matthew Continetti

EvilNotIncompetence.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 26, 2021 09:56 PM (Ndje9)

199 194 Barrett-Lesko, did he take her out to dinner first?
I mean, I'm assuming it was a mare.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:55 PM (1EKMc)

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They weren't dating furlong.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 09:56 PM (VxC1e)

200
Most cowards like him take the easy way out.
Posted by: Some Rat

___________

Nobody's talking any more about Afghanistan or Americans still left there, so he's served his purpose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 09:56 PM (/U27+)

201 I haven't followed this Laundrie business, but it does rather sound like another case of the lamestream media exploiting a dead white girl for a) ratings and b) distracting the masses from inconvenient donkey fails.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2021 09:56 PM (UewuT)

202 Jon Benet is one of those mysteries that's just maddening, along with the Zodiac killer and Paddock/Las Vegas shootings.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

203 EvilNotIncompetence.

WhyNotBoth?

I mean seriously you give me the resources the Biden Junta has, and their morality, and I'd have 30% of the population, literally calling me god emperor in 4 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 09:57 PM (DpkTQ)

204 Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (iorxD)
Life is strange.

Isn't it? Full of unexpected twists, interesting people and surprise blessings. Also, losses and heartache.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 09:57 PM (skoMC)

205 The photo up top could be a lot of places on coastal OR, WA, BC or AK.
It has the look of an old railroad grade that's been turned into a road.
That deck would be slick as hell when wet.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2021 09:57 PM (FtJ1S)

206 On Tuesday, hubs came down with Covid. By Wednesday, I had it as well. We can't figure out how to travel 750 miles to our new house without stopping for gas and bathroom where we would be exposing other people.
**

Drive by: Go for it because it's perfectly safe per the CDC. Quote:

"Current guidance based on community exposure, for people exposed to people with known or suspected COVID-19 or possible COVID-19
"Individual who has had close contact (within 6 feet for a total of 15 minutes or more)"

cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/php/
public-health-recommendations.html

This is apparently the actual science and has been ever since the get-go because they haven't changed it at all. If you're not going to be hanging out closer than six feet away from the people in that gas station for 15 minutes, you aren't spreading the COVIDs to them per the CDC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 26, 2021 09:57 PM (k1L5r)

207
Barrett-Lesko, did he take her out to dinner first?
I mean, I'm assuming it was a mare.
Posted by: Braenyard


Put on the feed bag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

208 Nobody's talking any more about Afghanistan or Americans still left there, so he's served his purpose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Ain't that the truth...fricking media...

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)

209 explains the madness we're in right now:

https://tinyurl.com/6t453de5

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion


"Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds"

First published 1841

Things don't really change much

Posted by: Miklos from like, um, history and stuff at September 26, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

210 With my trusty guide dog Pax, the killer will be brought to justice.

Posted by: Detective Longstreet at September 26, 2021 09:58 PM (4I/2K)

211 It's about 50 GB. 1200 files. Nearly 300 hours of music.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Wowza

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 26, 2021 09:59 PM (oEn12)

212 181 I finally got off my oversized, lipid-engorged posterior

---
That's hott, babe
Posted by: Beyonce Kardashian

I can get bulk discounts
Posted by: Miklos from Fix-a-Flat at September 26, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)


Sock is ***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

213 132 None of the girls who stole my heart ever offered to give it back.
Posted by: Miklos, both sadder and wiser, and also the damn moneys at September 26, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
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Benches

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 09:59 PM (1EKMc)

214 vmom, that reminds me: I downloaded the audiobook of Stephen King's The Stand today.

47 hours, 47 minutes. Good effing grief!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)

215 Hadrian- is this new music or a compilation of the previous flash drives?

Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:00 PM (JCH8q)

216

With Dog The Bounty Hunter on the case, why am I now rooting for Laundrie?

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:00 PM (DXC72)

217 With my trusty guide dog Pax, the killer will be brought to justice.

Posted by: Detective Longstreet at September 26, 2021 09:58 PM (4I/2K)

I'll run him down first!

Posted by: Chief Ironside at September 26, 2021 10:00 PM (7bRMQ)

218 Just finished the edit of my new Theda Bara book

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2021 09:50 PM (2JVJo)

Louise Brooks was hotter!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

*glares at Jed*

Posted by: Granny Clampett at September 26, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

219 An acquaintance of mine who is Egyptian was complaining that the Egyptian government just pretends there is no COVID and won't do anything to "help".

So...I went to look at the numbers and Egypt, doing nothing apparently, had 17K deaths out of 100M people. France, as a comparison had 115K deaths with 65M people.

Second look at doing nothing?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 10:00 PM (DpkTQ)

220 201 I haven't followed this Laundrie business, but it does rather sound like another case of the lamestream media exploiting a dead white girl for a) ratings and b) distracting the masses from inconvenient donkey fails.
Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2021 09:56 PM (UewuT)

Exactly.
That's why I haven't covered it until now in The ONT. The Dog entry was too much for me to pass on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

221 47 hours, 47 minutes. Good effing grief!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)

I hope you were sitting for it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2021 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

222 publius- thank you for adding me to the email list. If only the PRESS was interested in the truth.

Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:02 PM (JCH8q)

223 189 I'm sure I've told this story before. I had to put a baby girl up for adoption. 30 years later, she contacted me. We met. Forever grateful to her parents. She passed a short 2 yrs later, natural causes. Her dad still keeps in contact with pics of grandbaby. Life is strange.
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (iorxD)

My son is adopted, and nothing but heartache, and I wouldn't trade him for the world.

Don't ever think giving up your kid is a disaster. Infertility wasn't the end of the road for me, and didn't define me, and it didn't limit my family, either, because an awesome, thoughtful woman gave up her kid so he could be mine.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2021 10:02 PM (SDdx5)

224 Orange, I will be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

225 Full of unexpected twists, interesting people and surprise blessings. Also, losses and heartache.
Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 09:57 PM


But enough about me.

Posted by: Oak Island at September 26, 2021 10:03 PM (a3Q+t)

226 Emmie, did you see my note on Stella Immanuel M.D.?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:03 PM (1EKMc)

227 They weren't dating furlong.
Posted by: Cicero
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It was manely for the sex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 10:03 PM (vOGqy)

228 So freak having sex with a horse... Mendoza or Catherine the Great.

You decide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2021 10:03 PM (ulV0G)

229 Wasting away in a Peru prison.

Posted by: Joran van der Sloot at September 26, 2021 10:04 PM (4I/2K)

230 3544 health care workers in Alberta sign open letter condemning mandatory vaccinations for WuFlu:

https://tinyurl.com/a36236tf

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 10:04 PM (oXT0E)

231
Hadrian- is this new music or a compilation of the previous flash drives?
Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:00 PM (JCH8q)

___________

A distillation of the previous ones, plus about 20% new stuff. All the pieces you'd find in a Classical Music Greatest Hits are there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 10:04 PM (/U27+)

232 I'm sure I've told this story before. I had to put a baby girl up for adoption. 30 years later, she contacted me. We met. Forever grateful to her parents. She passed a short 2 yrs later, natural causes. Her dad still keeps in contact with pics of grandbaby. Life is strange.
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 09:52 PM (iorxD)

My son is adopted, and nothing but heartache, and I wouldn't trade him for the world.

Don't ever think giving up your kid is a disaster. Infertility wasn't the end of the road for me, and didn't define me, and it didn't limit my family, either, because an awesome, thoughtful woman gave up her kid so he could be mine.

Posted by: tcn in AK


You ladies rock!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 10:04 PM (SchxB)

233 Second look at doing nothing?
Posted by: 18-1

This is my approach to 90% of most things.

Posted by: Miklos, watchful Waiter at September 26, 2021 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

234 If only the PRESS was interested in the truth.
Posted by: free tibet

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 10:05 PM (mD/uy)

235 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 10:03 PM (vOGqy)

It was down to the wire which one would make the best horse comment.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2021 10:05 PM (7bRMQ)

236 I think Laundrie's parents gave him money to get out of the country. Think South America.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 26, 2021 10:06 PM (xopIz)

237 Thanks tcn. Her Birthday is especially hard. Bless people like you!

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 10:06 PM (iorxD)

238 Wasting away in a Peru prison.

Looking for some
Soap on a rope

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 10:06 PM (SchxB)

239 totally unrelated- I have four days or work until I retire. Sold my business after 44 years.

Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:07 PM (JCH8q)

240 Sometimes, doing nothing is the right thing to do.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 26, 2021 10:07 PM (xopIz)

241 So...I went to look at the numbers and Egypt, doing nothing apparently, had 17K deaths out of 100M people. France, as a comparison had 115K deaths with 65M people.

Second look at doing nothing?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 10:00 PM (DpkTQ)
-------------------

There''s something going on; causation, behavior, transmission, Johns Hopkins has a new publication of percent of morbidity to cases.

South American countries next door to each other have dramatically different outcomes. Same in Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:08 PM (1EKMc)

242 of work

Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:08 PM (JCH8q)

243 Wasting away in a Peru prison.
Posted by: Joran van der Sloot

Eduardo Rozsa-Flores was the man.

Not you

Posted by: Miklos, friend of the former Eduardo Rozsa-Flores at September 26, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

244 Congrats free tibet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2021 10:08 PM (axyOa)

245 239 totally unrelated- I have four days or work until I retire. Sold my business after 44 years.
Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:07 PM (JCH8q)

Congrats! Enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

246 228 So freak having sex with a horse... Mendoza or Catherine the Great.

You decide.


embrace the healing power of "and"?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 26, 2021 10:09 PM (edU/H)

247 44 years. That's a long time to run a business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 10:10 PM (VxC1e)

248 totally unrelated- I have four days or work until I retire. Sold my business after 44 years.
Posted by: free tibet

Good for you. Congratulations, you will love retirement.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 10:10 PM (mD/uy)

249 South American countries next door to each other have dramatically different outcomes. Same in Europe.
Posted by: Braenyard


I'm sure there is list of genetic markers the virus has more fun with than others. (And I going to keep that particular tin foil hat on till proven wrong)

Posted by: Some Rat at September 26, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

250 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tonypete

Newsweek never offered me a pension, so I am CLEAN

Posted by: Miklos, honest as they used to pay me at September 26, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

251 Doubt that Laundrie will ever be another DB Cooper. What that guy did was definitely a crime, but it was also high adventure, a real-life caper.

Laundrie, guilty or no, is either just a thug or a dummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 10:10 PM (oXT0E)

252 Whether the Pope shits in the woods is still open to debate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 09:15 PM (VxC1e)

I don't believe that old fucker is that coordinated.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2021 10:12 PM (SDdx5)

253 The FBI horned in on this Laundrie-guy instantly.

But last summer they couldn't find any charges for professional rioters crossing state lines or their financiers or their support vehicles or bail suppliers--despite flying surveillance planes over the cities, having informants, etc.

Why, its almost as if...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 26, 2021 10:12 PM (Ndje9)

254 totally unrelated- I have four days or work until I retire. Sold my business after 44 years.
Posted by: free tibet

Hope you sold for good money.

Not sure if it's enough to buy all of Tibet.

Posted by: Free Miklos, with purchase of Miklos of equal or greater Great Value at September 26, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

255 Laundrie, guilty or no, is either just a thug or a dummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'ma thinking we can place an 'and' in there AOP.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)

256 Traficant despised DC. He was indeed a Hometown Hero to the doomed of the city of Youngstown.

Youngstown was the first place to go to shit in the Dem controlled rust belt. The saddest thing is it was so bad there that when the economy came back to all those towns in the area, Youngstown had lost all of it's moxie.

It is still a withering shithole. And they still vote Dem.

Posted by: pawn at September 26, 2021 10:14 PM (Cfk8j)

257 I'ma thinking we can place an 'and' in there AOP.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)

Maybe an "and/or"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 10:14 PM (oXT0E)

258 The pope is like Joe Biden: they shit wherever they happen to be, even if it is in public.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 26, 2021 10:15 PM (QU5/8)

259

Congratulations, Free Tibet!

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:16 PM (DXC72)

260
Everyone knows the Duke of Clarence was DB Cooper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 10:17 PM (/U27+)

261 Congratulations, Free Tibet!
Posted by: Zettai

Hear hear

I sold, Old Papa sold, but neither of us had 44 years in.

Posted by: Highly Respectful Miklos at September 26, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

262 Not sure if it's enough to buy all of Tibet.

I thought it was free Tibet with purchase of China?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 10:20 PM (SchxB)

263 44 yrs is a long time. Hope it was a fun business.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 10:20 PM (iorxD)

264 Not even for me?

Posted by: Klondike Bar at September 26, 2021 09:31 PM (7bRMQ)
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nope.

soy lecithin in the chocolate, and, likely, the ice cream too.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 10:22 PM (8OMyh)

265 Schlichter's article, unfortunately, contains a fulsome load of praise for Mitch McConnell. Too much to unpack in a short(ish) comment, but I found his (admittedly, qualified) valentine to McConnell nauseating - as well as factually questionable. Mitch is part of the problem, and any solution that doesn't at least contemplate replacing this exemplar of mere machine politics at some point is bound to fail.

Posted by: Paco at September 26, 2021 10:22 PM (1Jm+u)

266 Not even for me?

Posted by: Klondike Bar

kbdabear pics>>>Klondike bars

Posted by: Miklosian Observations at September 26, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

267 It's a little disconcerting that the crocodile vid ends half way through.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I was disappointed, too. It's like they cut out the good part.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 26, 2021 10:24 PM (OssQ4)

268 Egypt probably ignores covid because they can't feed their population, I heard many years ago they have a massive problem with bilharzia, lots of people sick and dying, and since it's mostly peasants the government policy is to ignore it and not offer any treatment. Maybe I should search around the internet on this, but I don't GAF. Maybe Egypt led the world, pioneering depopulation policies.

Posted by: yop at September 26, 2021 10:24 PM (XcpXx)

269 I almost got into the blue movie business. A woman offered to show me the ropes on bdsm films and promised I'd learn all the ins and outs....

Posted by: Basil C DeMill at September 26, 2021 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)

270 Schlichter is not worth paying attention to, at least for me.

Just another lawyer who's only concerned about getting his.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 10:25 PM (PZBsS)

271 Hope it was a fun business.

dentistry

Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:25 PM (JCH8q)

272 dentistry
Posted by: free tibet
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Ah. Drill 'em, fill 'em, bill 'em.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 10:27 PM (DMQdU)

273 Hope it was a fun business.

dentistry
Posted by: free tibet

44 years - wow! Pretty long in the tooth!

(Sorry, AoS rules compelled me to)

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 10:27 PM (mD/uy)

274 Hope it was a fun business.

dentistry
Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:25 PM (JCH8q)

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44 years of having your hands in peoples' mouths sounds like fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (VxC1e)

275 Yo soy hombre sincero
De donde crecen las palmas
Yo soy un hombre sincero
Que no quiere los soy-basico productos

Posted by: Miklos "José Martí" at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

276
kbdabear pics>>>Klondike bars

Posted by: Miklosian Observations at September 26, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

Maybe here, but I'm tops in Elek.

Posted by: Klondike Bar at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

277 Hope it was a fun business.

dentistry

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm too tired to find it. I'm sure somebody here will.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (skoMC)

278 Latest I heard on Biden's illegal mandate. If you get fired for refusing the jab you aren't eligible for UE. I guess that is just an extension of the illegal mandate. Getting fired for cause means no UE, but when the cause is refusing to go along with an illegal mandate it sucks. I should probably start looking into how to set myself up as a contractor now; I suspect my work will go along with the mandate whenever OSHA gets around to formalizing it. At least they are waiting for now.

I can't, won't try to claim a religious exemption. I never even looked into whether the shingrix vaccine or tetanus boosters I got this year had any connections with abortion and I'm not a regular church attendee. Heck I might have gotten the covid shot this fall, but for my contrarian nature, plus knowing of too many folks who got the vaccine and still got covid. I don't want an exemption from the illegal mandate I want the damn mandate struck down.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (pxVvf)

279 Evening.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (1Yy3c)

280 I checked my broom closet and the Laundries aren't there.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (xxG/v)

281 265 Schlichter's article, unfortunately, contains a fulsome load of praise for Mitch McConnell.
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Some of them just can't break on through to the other side.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:28 PM (1EKMc)

282

This is utterly mesmerising:

https://youtu.be/p0KRg8CiJag

It's a live stream of the volcanic eruption on La Palma Island in the Canaries... And, I hasten to remind everyone, there is absolutely no truth whatsoever to the rumour that a Manhattan-sized chunk of La Palma is about to slide into the sea creating an ultra-mega-super-tsunami which would widely devastate the coasts of the North Atlantic Basin!

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:30 PM (jnMKx)

283
Just another lawyer who's only concerned about getting his.
Posted by: SMH
------

Which reminds me, I wonder what became of Left/MSM darling Avenatti.

Oh, I see, he's behind bars. There's video of him crying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 10:30 PM (DMQdU)

284 >Just another lawyer who's only concerned about getting his.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 10:25 PM (PZBsS)

You're not wrong. Also screams controlled opposition to me.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 26, 2021 10:30 PM (cSs/W)

285 Guantaramera, guajira, Guantaramera

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 26, 2021 10:30 PM (oSX/P)

286 It was fun- my staff has been sith me for 29-35 years. It is a family. My patients could feel it and enjoyed being there as much as one can .

Posted by: free tibet at September 26, 2021 10:31 PM (JCH8q)

287 Years ago, "disappearing" was a whole lot easier to do. Acquiring a new identity was pretty simple. It's interesting to read how things we're done back in the day. In thise days the hot setup was to find the names of babies who died shortly after childbirth, and get a duplicate birth certificate. Apparently the County Clerk offices would do this. Anyway as the saying went, "Give them the paper they want, and they will give you the paper you want." With a birth certificate, virtually every other document needed to prove identify was obtainable.

Once Fingerprinting became routine for convicts and military/government it became a little tougher, but if one could manage to stay out of trouble or not be recognized by someone 4 states away or whatever, it was doable. Seems to me it would be no fun looking over your shoulder the rest of your life, but it's been done.

These days? What with digital online tracking, facial recognition software, DNA, and the rest of it. I'd think it would be impossible without state sponsorship. Maybe if you're content to live in a cave, and have help.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2021 10:31 PM (ZFwWQ)

288 I almost got into the blue movie business. A woman offered to show me the ropes on bdsm films and promised I'd learn all the ins and outs....

I was supposed to go on a date with a girl in the industry once, but at the last minute she told me she was all tied up.

/rim shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 10:31 PM (DpkTQ)

289

It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 10:31 PM (63Dwl)

290 dentistry
Posted by: free tibet

Old Papa sold his accounting bidnis

Effectively, you sell a customer base

Teeth or Taxes

Both need regular attention, and sometimes Serious work due to neglect

Posted by: Miklos who sees on special days at September 26, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

291 Mitch McConnell is what happens when a major political party decides that "hurr hurr abortion rhetoric" represents a cohesive platform and votes accordingly. I find it interesting--and very telling--that Donald Trump did more to throw a bigger spanner in the abortion lovers' works with a couple of EOs than just about any other American politician while saying very little about it in his speeches.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2021 10:32 PM (UewuT)

292 It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
___

That song taught me at an early age never to trust the media, politicians, etc.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 10:32 PM (PZBsS)

293 And, I hasten to remind everyone, there is absolutely no truth whatsoever to the rumour that a Manhattan-sized chunk of La Palma is about to slide into the sea creating an ultra-mega-super-tsunami which would widely devastate the coasts of the North Atlantic Basin!

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:30 PM (jnMKx)

Well, there goes $1000 dollars!

Posted by: Guy Who Bets on Anything at September 26, 2021 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)

294 It's a live stream of the volcanic eruption on La Palma Island in the Canaries...

There's no play-by-play announcer on this.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)

295 Re: .Pooping in the Wilderness.

Seeing as most of my wilderness pooping was in grizzly country, I perfected poop and scoot method. No time to sit and contemplate nature when the bears are out. We would also mark the access points to the camp with pee. As a way to warn critters to beware that humans were nearby and would shoot your ass off if you got to close.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2021 10:33 PM (68WvR)

296 CppThis, Mitch is all talk/no action.

If an actual chance to roll back RvW came his way he'd shit his pants.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

297 a Manhattan-sized chunk of La Palma is about to slide into the sea creating an ultra-mega-super-tsunami which would widely devastate the coasts of the North Atlantic Basin!
Posted by: Zettai

Rules

Pics

Posted by: Miklosius the Younger, with a sharp eye on Vesuvius at September 26, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

298 /rim shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 10:31 PM (DpkTQ)

That's double pay!!!!

Posted by: Phrasing at September 26, 2021 10:34 PM (7bRMQ)

299 So in the middle of Globullwarmination and COVID mania it would be amusing at some level if God pulled another Sodom and Gomorrah on us with a volcano.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 10:34 PM (DpkTQ)

300 There's no play-by-play announcer on this.

If there was, it'd probably just be Steve Inman going on about hot pockets and the depths of Hell for the umpteenth time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 26, 2021 10:34 PM (QU5/8)

301
And, I hasten to remind everyone, there is absolutely no truth whatsoever to the rumour that a Manhattan-sized chunk of La Palma is about to slide into the sea creating an ultra-mega-super-tsunami which would widely devastate the coasts of the North Atlantic Basin!

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:30 PM (jnMKx)

_________

If it did, maybe we could give them Manhattan to replace it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 10:35 PM (/U27+)

302 It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
___

That song taught me at an early age never to trust the media, politicians, etc.
Posted by: SMH

Don Henley came by the lyrics honestly. He was busted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. (16 yr old ODing at his place). That wasn't his first, or last experience with the young'uns.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2021 10:35 PM (mD/uy)

303 Howdy Hordelings! Howdy Mis Hum!

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2021 10:35 PM (mZUr4)

304 La Palma sounds like the sea

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:35 PM (1EKMc)

305 Don't forget summer teeth, sum are there sum are gone.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 10:36 PM (iorxD)

306 Is there any way Trump can be blamed for the volcano?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)

307 I've lived in South Texas my entire life and something occurred to me. You know what I've never seen? I've never seen Jesus in a taco. All these decades and not once...*not once*...have I ever seen an image of Jesus in a taco. Mine or anyone else's.

So I'm thinking to myself why have I never seen Jesus in a taco? And it occurs to me that maybe...maybe...it's cause all the tacos down here are generally of a very high quality. Surely he would not want to mar or distract from the experience of good eats. Good tacos clearly pleaseth the LAWD. So I guess that means should the LAWD appear on your taco it should be taken as a warning that it's a bad one and should be avoided. Instead, just marvel in his glorious visage.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 10:36 PM (1Yy3c)

308 The Pyramids at Giza are the aiming point for da SMOD.

Posted by: klaftern at September 26, 2021 10:36 PM (taPSh)

309 La Palma sounds like the sea
Posted by: Braenyard

LOUDER and MOAR SPLODEY

Posted by: Brian de Palma at September 26, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

310 It's a live stream of the volcanic eruption on La Palma Island in the Canaries... And, I hasten to remind everyone, there is absolutely no truth whatsoever to the rumour that a Manhattan-sized chunk of La Palma is about to slide into the sea creating an ultra-mega-super-tsunami which would widely devastate the coasts of the North Atlantic Basin!
Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:30 PM (jnMKx)

Sad face

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 10:37 PM (1Yy3c)

311 I really need to go to bed. Getting a second wind on Sunday night is not good.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 10:37 PM (iorxD)

312 If there was, it'd probably just be Steve Inman going on about hot pockets and the depths of Hell for the umpteenth time.

Wow, look at that wave washing right over that antifa rally. And now anditifa and all her new york friends aren't getting home for their stove top stuffing.

Posted by: Steve Inman at September 26, 2021 10:37 PM (DpkTQ)

313 Zettai: you mean we're about to lose NYC and DC?

Who to root for, who to root for...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

314 Is there any way Trump can be blamed for the volcano?

Well, he didn't throw Jonah Goldberg in it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 10:38 PM (DpkTQ)

315 Is there any way Trump can be blamed for the volcano?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)

Working on it!

Posted by: CNN at September 26, 2021 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)

316
And Booya! There goes half the island!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2021 10:39 PM (/U27+)

317 The Pyramids at Giza are the aiming point for da SMOD.
Posted by: klaftern

Long as is ain't Ft. Jackson I might be FINE.

Posted by: Miklos, perhas prematurely wiping the sweat from his large and impressive brow at September 26, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

318 Uh, something really *is* going down on the East Coast.

Kamala just put her snorkel on!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

319 Wow, look at that wave washing right over that antifa rally. And now anditifa and all her new york friends aren't getting home for their stove top stuffing.
Posted by: Steve Inman at September 26, 2021 10:37 PM (DpkTQ)

Stove-top stuffing could be kind of painful for the stuffee.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 10:39 PM (oXT0E)

320
From the Daily Mail. There is a Mad Max themed festival that goes on out in the Mojave Desert, called Wasteland Weekend. Costuming is strictly enforced. You have to dress up for the Mad Max look:

https://tinyurl.com/kvc7nam8

I think these folks are on to something. Early adopters, you might say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 26, 2021 10:40 PM (Mzdiz)

321 I have to admit that I don't like plumbing these new depths (but what choice do we have right now?) yet I wouldn't mind reading a headline in the next couple of weeks stating that some Democrat Senator not named Manchin or Sinema just stroked out and is unable to resume his/her duties due to the complications brought on by the clot shot.

Of course, this would be spun so that the public would not hear about the complications brought on by the clot shot but at least the powers that be would learn of it.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 26, 2021 10:40 PM (xxG/v)

322
Ah. Drill 'em, fill 'em, bill 'em.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------

Don't make fun of dentists.

Posted by: Doc Holiday at September 26, 2021 10:41 PM (1vynn)

323 If it did, maybe we could give them Manhattan to replace it.

No thanks

Posted by: La Palma PD at September 26, 2021 10:41 PM (kOpft)

324 I really need to go to bed. Getting a second wind on Sunday night is not good.
Posted by: Infidel

Monday is a National Holiday

National Welcome All of Haiti Day

Posted by: Sec. Mayorkas, even balder than Miklos at September 26, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

325 Danny Masterson to star in the Lifetime Network production of the Don Henley Story.

Posted by: klaftern at September 26, 2021 10:42 PM (taPSh)

326 Of course, this would be spun so that the public would not hear about the complications brought on by the clot shot but at least the powers that be would learn of it.

I'd guess that the R's got the clot shot, and the D's got saline, if they got anything. There's a reason congress and staff are exempt from SloJoe's mandate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 10:42 PM (SchxB)

327 What is a fake working class person?

Beto leaps to mind. Trust fund baby who pretends to be one with the mind of the working class Hispanic. It's a type commonly found amongst the "left"

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 26, 2021 10:42 PM (3/XaG)

328 Get outta da way bitch, get out of da way!

Posted by: Canary Island Tsunami at September 26, 2021 10:42 PM (68WvR)

329 313 Zettai: you mean we're about to lose NYC and DC?

Who to root for, who to root for...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
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I'd be tough if La Palma slid off into the ocean and West Coast had an abduction event at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:42 PM (1EKMc)

330 Breaking: Canary Islands conducting desperate search for a virgin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 10:43 PM (1vynn)

331 John MacArthur | When Government Crosses the Line | Romans 13:1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLTj1vdonds

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (PZBsS)

332 If Beto runs for office again, he should up his pandering game by adopting a Haitian nickname.

Posted by: Elliot M. at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (L+qeS)

333 Infidel at September 26, 2021 10:37 PM (iorxD)

We are also adoptive parents. What a gift, a wonderful gift you gave to this family. It must have been tremendously painful to give up your daughter. I just know our lives would have been so incredibly different had we not adopted, and we are so thankful that we did. I can't imagine what it must have been like to have her come back into your life, only to lose her so quickly. Life is strange, and it's also unfair. We have to just trust that God is working things out.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (skoMC)

334 National Welcome All of Haiti Day
Posted by: Sec. Mayorkas, even balder than Miklos at September 26, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

See, the more I think about it the more I think the left is going about it the wrong way.

See, it's not that we should have open borders. We should just get to conquering the world.

If it's good enough to invite them all in here it should be even better to invite ourselves in everywhere.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

335 I'd guess that the R's got the clot shot, and the D's got saline, if they got anything. There's a reason congress and staff are exempt from SloJoe's mandate.

*************

Yeah, that's the likely case. The Dems aren't going to risk the lives of their Senators over this.

Nevertheless, I could see Tester and a couple of others being dumb enough to not understand the memo and still getting the real McCoy instead of the saline shot.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (xxG/v)

336 Ah. Drill 'em, fill 'em, bill 'em.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

You can spot an Electrical Engineer a mile and kW away.

Posted by: Miklos will pull his own damn teeth before any engineer gets close at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

337 330 Breaking: Canary Islands conducting desperate search for a virgin

how's their supply of orange soda?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (edU/H)

338 6 Emmie, did you see my note on Stella Immanuel M.D.?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:03 PM (1EKMc)


I did, I think. Thank you, Braenyard. I am aware of her work and know that her staff is overwhelmed with requests for Covid treatment. I have already gotten my ivermectin from another source.

My experience was pretty much "back alley Covid treatment".

Now I need a z-pak because I have developed a bacterial bronchial infection. Sigh.

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 10:46 PM (6RgRK)

339 Braenyard, true.
Hoping it doesn't happen until I'm further inland.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

340 You can spot an Electrical Engineer a mile and kW away.
Posted by: Miklos
--------

It's the corona.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 10:46 PM (DMQdU)

341 I guess he's addicted to his "15 minutes of fame." TV reality celebrity Dog The Bounty Hunter gets involved in the search for Brian Laundrie.

What comes after "three ring circus"? Is it four rings or five?

Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2021 10:47 PM (EughT)

342 Nevertheless, I could see Tester and a couple of others being dumb enough to not understand the memo and still getting the real McCoy instead of the saline shot.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (xxG/v)

I'm surprised Tester hasn't chocked to death on a turkey leg by now.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2021 10:47 PM (68WvR)

343 330 Breaking: Canary Islands conducting desperate search for a virgin

how's their supply of orange soda?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 26, 2021 10:44 PM (edU/H)

I don't know myself, but maybe the Canaries tweeted about it....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2021 10:47 PM (7bRMQ)

344 What comes after "three ring circus"? Is it four rings or five?
Posted by: Chuck C at September 26, 2021 10:47 PM (EughT)


The technical term is a "Pelosi."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

345 I'm surprised Tester hasn't chocked to death on a turkey leg by now.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2021 10:47 PM (68WvR)

I'm pretty sure he just swallows the bird whole.

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 10:48 PM (1Yy3c)

346 Hoarde source?

Does anyone recall an old Music video from the 80s or maybe early 90s... the song I think was something about dancing but it was just a bunch of people running around an old medieval style village? Maybe like elves and dwarves and stuff... am I making this up? Does anyone else recall this?

Posted by: Sugar Plum etc at September 26, 2021 10:49 PM (whvMK)

347 ...because I have developed a bacterial bronchial infection. Sigh.

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 10:46 PM



The Horde Medical Advice Clinic™ is now OPEN!

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:49 PM (jnMKx)

348 Safety Dance - Men without Hats

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2021 10:49 PM (WF/xn)

349 >> Maybe like elves and dwarves and stuff... am I making this up? Does anyone else recall this?

Short version "Safety Dance" video?

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 26, 2021 10:50 PM (Mzdiz)

350 tecumsehte

And bless you as well. I am lucky in that my daughters got to meet and keep in touch. Kidlet and I flew out to her memorial together and were greeted with a very warm welcome. It was all surreal. My ex-SiL picked (kidlet's aunt) us up at the airport in Seattle and took us to Oly and went with us. She was there for both births.
But I am thankful to the Lord. Life is a strange thing. I pray and thank him every day.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2021 10:51 PM (iorxD)

351 Cynical C++ suspects that very few of the social elite actually got the vaccine--like military service in 'Nam, they just lied about it to demand that the disposable ones Do Their Part. And now they're losing it because a substantial chunk of their own pet underclass is LOLGFing them.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2021 10:51 PM (UewuT)

352 ..because I have developed a bacterial bronchial infection. Sigh.
Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 10:46 PM

The Horde Medical Advice Clinic is now OPEN!
Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:49 PM (jnMKx)

Kill it with fire!

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 10:52 PM (1Yy3c)

353 Thanks for reminding me of that episode of mega disasters if La Palma slid into the ocean.

Well it would certainly solve the DC problem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2021 10:53 PM (ulV0G)

354

Did someone mention 'dance' ??


https://youtu.be/0aqn7Umb-_Y

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 10:54 PM (jnMKx)

355 Hatari

Thank you! I've been looking it up on the internet for days and that was less than a minute for someone to tell me exactly what I was looking for!
This place is amazing!

Posted by: Sugar Plum etc at September 26, 2021 10:55 PM (whvMK)

356 We can dance if we want to.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2021 10:55 PM (WF/xn)

357 Hmm

In the 70s, I spent two summers in Haiti with a group of opthamologists and nurses who worked, effectively, as medical missionaries. There was no religion involved, they just traveled the back roads of Haiti helping people with eye problems (all roads in Haiti are back roads). The only paved road was on the north coast, mainly potholes, but was paved in 1919 by the US Marines.

Posted by: Miklos does recall at September 26, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

358 So...I went to look at the numbers and Egypt, doing nothing apparently, had 17K deaths out of 100M people. France, as a comparison had 115K deaths with 65M people.

Second look at doing nothing?

The logical conclusion is that hospitals are doing some sort of care regimen that leads to more fatal outcomes than if you don't go to a hospital. The scary parts of that are several..do they have enough doctors who will do fatal care knowingly? Are the doctors not good enough to be able to see what works to cure it and what doesn't? Is the system corrupt enough to just assign every death to Covid and stick to it to scare people? Are there really enough people in control positions in health care that will just let people die so as to not endanger their jobs\income? I never trusted the medical industry much before, and now I wouldn't go near it unless I was 100% sure it was my only option besides imminent death. At least til all this plays out.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 26, 2021 10:57 PM (3/XaG)

359 Been praying.
Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 26, 2021 09:22 PM (skoMC


Thank you. Hubs is improving and I have developed bronchial infection. Hope I can get antibiotics. Doctors often automatically assume bronchitis is viral, but I can tell when mine turns bacterial.

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 10:57 PM (6RgRK)

360 387 Years ago, "disappearing" was a whole lot easier to do.

you don't say

Posted by: The Stainless Steel Rat at September 26, 2021 10:57 PM (edU/H)

361 We can dance if we want to.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere

HAS HAT

Posted by: Miklos man with Hat at September 26, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

362 Laundrie is long gone. Hopefully to be found and and killed one day. He's a coward who beats and threatens and killed a woman. His parents spotted him at least a week to get out of there of go into nowhere. They should be water boarded.
They say this is missing white woman syndrome but I think it was all brought to attention because of her social media because she had a following. If she was a BIPOC and had a big following and went missing, there would be a ton of interest. Sorry to disappoint the leftists. It's all about branding now.

Posted by: keena at September 26, 2021 10:58 PM (RiTnx)

363 Your primary should be able to phone that to your pharmacy. Every protocol I've read included a Z-Pac for infection.

Maybe a doc in the box?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:59 PM (1EKMc)

364 Okay, I gotta be up early. Gotta get to the yard, get a load going out.

Before I go, for a little bit of that 80s pop rock sound, the opening to the 1987 anime Bubblegum Crisis!

Konya Wa Hurricane

https://youtu.be/y48ZwmVF-2M

Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 11:01 PM (1Yy3c)

365 keena, it is interesting to me that Laundrie was "smart" enough to go off-grid before he took off. Left his cell phone and wallet at home.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)

366 The logical conclusion is that hospitals are doing some sort of care regimen that leads to more fatal outcomes than if you don't go to a hospital.
Posted by: Azjaeger

RE: Semmelweis and young mother deaths/sepsis/antisepsis

In his day, he was rejected. Now the Medical University is named after him.

Posted by: Scientifically Sceptcal Miklos at September 26, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

367 We can dance if we want to.

I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

368 I would legit to to W. VA in a heartbeat. It like how the dumbass Libertarians thought they could do to New Hampshire without all the failed politics bs. It doesn't take long to find the areas with college towns and major tourism industries. The main industry is still there and so is the beauty. TO be honest, I think legit conservatives can do far worse than West Virginia. The East version is legit shit. The far left took it over and no one is actually from there

Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 11:04 PM (kmK04)

369 363 Your primary should be able to phone that to your pharmacy. Every protocol I've read included a Z-Pac for infection.

Maybe a doc in the box?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 10:59 PM (1EKMc


I'm between doctors. Can't go to Urgent Care because I have Covid. I've got a couple of docs I will call in the morning. One I haven't seen for several years (different city) but he knows me well enough that he might prescribe over the phone. He is treating with HCQ, so I don't know what he'll say about my having gone the ivermectin route. He research led him to prefer HCQ.

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 11:04 PM (6RgRK)

370 Did someone mention 'dance' ??


https://youtu.be/0aqn7Umb-_Y
Posted by: Zettai

May the Spirit of Palp be with you.

Posted by: Miklos from Slavic Sword dance customer service at September 26, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

371 keena, it is interesting to me that Laundrie was "smart" enough to go off-grid before he took off. Left his cell phone and wallet at home.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)

Wallet might have been useful, had there been cash in it. Ditch the ID, bank card, and credit card, though. Pull out cash from an ATM, buy some prepaid credit cards, and ditch the ATM card.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 11:04 PM (oXT0E)

372 Here is a recent John Hopkins mortality chart.
Something doesn't jibe. Whether it's the treatment, or something in the transmission that we don't know but similar countries adjacent to each other with far different outcomes.

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/mortality

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:05 PM (1EKMc)

373 AOP, yup.
We're gonna find out via Laundrie how possible it is to still go completely off-grid missing, I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

374 I'm between doctors. Can't go to Urgent Care because I have Covid. I've got a couple of docs I will call in the morning. One I haven't seen for several years (different city) but he knows me well enough that he might prescribe over the phone. He is treating with HCQ, so I don't know what he'll say about my having gone the ivermectin route. He research led him to prefer HCQ.
Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 11:04 PM (6RgRK)

I doubt he would care. He's already going against the conventional wisdom by prescribing HCQ, so i doubt he would have a fit if you use another well-regarded off-label drug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 11:06 PM (oXT0E)

375 Some of the countries on the chart I don't believe because I don't believe anything they say but most of the countries are honest with their numbers.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:07 PM (1EKMc)

376 Thanks for the prayers, beloved Horde! Please keep 'em coming.

Gotta try to get some rest now.

Lova ya!

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 11:08 PM (6RgRK)

377 Prayers up Emmie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

378 Some of the countries on the chart I don't believe because I don't believe anything they say but most of the countries are honest with their numbers.
Posted by: Braenyard

All numbers are true and correct.

All Official Numbers are always, and always have been, true and correct.

Posted by: Winston Smith-Psaki at September 26, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

379 Since my care is by the VA, if I come down with the coof bad enough, just gotta put my faith in the Lord, because the VA will see me die before they actually go against the grain.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:09 PM (PZBsS)

380 He is treating with HCQ, so I don't know what he'll say about my having gone the ivermectin route. He research led him to prefer HCQ.
Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2021 11:04 PM (6RgRK)
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It doesn't matter whether it's HCQ or Ivermectin,
Z-Pac is part of the protocol. Work that phone tomorrow. I'll be praying for you and yours.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:10 PM (1EKMc)

381 We're gonna find out via Laundrie how possible it is to still go completely off-grid missing, I guess.
Posted by: qdpsteve

If he shoots up an abortion clinic, he's in real trouble.

If he shoots Ted Cruz or similar, he's probably OK.

Posted by: No Prosecutor Miklos Jim-Comey at September 26, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

382 SMH, you can go down to the vet supply and get a tube of horse paste.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:16 PM (1EKMc)

383 Braenyard, I read some vet shops are now demanding you show them a pic of you with your horse pre-purchase.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

384 And make up a story for emergency care and pay cash for a Z-Pac.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:18 PM (1EKMc)

385 383 Braenyard, I read some vet shops are now demanding you show them a pic of you with your horse pre-purchase.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
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Asshoes. Well if there's vet store it won't hard to find a horse to take a selfi with.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:19 PM (1EKMc)

386 Braenyard, I read some vet shops are now demanding you show them a pic of you with your horse pre-purchase.

Any picture?

Posted by: Horsefucker and Amateur Photographer at September 26, 2021 11:19 PM (QU5/8)

387

I *think* my GP would call in a prescription for me should the need arise... Maybe I should call him first and inquire --??

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 11:20 PM (P6Gr8)

388 Yeah, someones going to successfully primary Manchin from the left in West Virginia, right after the Boy Scouts let the Lincoln Project be honorary jamboree co-sponsors.
- - -

Kurt, this is not the scouts of old

Posted by: K at September 26, 2021 11:21 PM (gM/eU)

389 SMH, you can go down to the vet supply and get a tube of horse paste.
Posted by: Braenyard
___

My daughter has plenty since she has horses.
I'm not concerned.

I'd much rather be with Christ than be stuck in this evil degenerate world in any case.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:21 PM (PZBsS)

390 Braenyard, there's an equestrian center right here in my hometown. Probably wouldn't be too tough to just walk in, find a nice horsie and take a selfie with it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

391 Zettai, call him and get the script. The pac will be good for at least two years and then you won't have that to be concerned with.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:21 PM (1EKMc)

392

I'm almost certain there are resources on the Dark Web...

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 11:24 PM (P6Gr8)

393 I'd much rather be with Christ than be stuck in this evil degenerate world in any case.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:21 PM (PZBsS)
----------------------

You've got work to do. You've got babies and grand babies and a husband. None of them will be better off with you gone.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:24 PM (1EKMc)

394 You've got work to do. You've got babies and grand babies and a husband. None of them will be better off with you gone.
Posted by: Braenyard
___

It's up to the Lord when He takes me home.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:25 PM (PZBsS)

395 Fuck the dark web. Be legit.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:25 PM (1EKMc)

396 >>>The Right Way to Poop in the Backcountry

>Rule #1: Try not to shit your pants.
Rule #2: Try not to get shit on your shoes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2021 11:25 PM (stUc+)

397 Isn't the dark web only accessible via the Tor browser?

I'd think other browsers would be hackable for that purpose...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

398 Until then you're his soldier, put on his armor and fight for Him.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:26 PM (1EKMc)

399

The Brave browser can connect with the Dark Web via the Tor Network...

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 11:27 PM (P6Gr8)

400 yeah, is there any evidence the guy ever hit the gabby girl, somewhere, anywhere?

I watched the utah vid, he had the scratches and bruises, and he was offering to have the state charge him instead of her so he would to to jail instead of her.

not every guy beats women and some women are just batshitfucking crazy, and your narrrative is not more important than the truth.

there is nothing that suggests he was ever violent towards her.

Posted by: cownfederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:28 PM (K3ZCc)

401 *eyes Braenyard*

Oh, I do.
The fact I'm still vertical is proof of that.

If I didn't die in Iraq, after three one-year tours, I'm not going to worry about the coof.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:29 PM (PZBsS)

402 funny, the brae browser refuses to give access to the hq for moral reasns

Posted by: cownfederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:29 PM (K3ZCc)

403
If he shoots up an abortion clinic, he's in real trouble.
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Not necessarily. Recall that the the fibbers were crawling all over w. NC looking for Eric Rudolph. Helicopters, guys in camo scouring woods and caves, night vision patrols, ir gear...the works. They couldn't find shit.

They made fools of themselves among the locals.

Barney Fife caught Rudolph, dumpster-diving.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 11:29 PM (vOGqy)

404 Wasn't there an eyewitness who called the cops because he saw the guy hitting her?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 26, 2021 11:30 PM (QU5/8)

405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItihVmfaJIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG2NJYO2dyk

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:30 PM (1EKMc)

406 I am so glad I haven't paid any attention to whatever the MFM is trying to push.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:30 PM (PZBsS)

407 I'm having no issues with Brave accessing the HQ.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:31 PM (PZBsS)

408 Wasn't there an eyewitness who called the cops because he saw the guy hitting her?
Posted by: b

then when the cops rang him back he said he was not sure who was hitting who

it is in the trooper vids

he had the injuries, there were no injuries to her

Posted by: cownfederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:31 PM (K3ZCc)

409 >Rule #1: Try not to shit your pants.
Rule #2: Try not to get shit on your shoes.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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Rule #3: Don't use a spot favored by bears

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 11:32 PM (vOGqy)

410 Just read that Laundrie's family is "well off."

So his parents and family probably should be probed. God knows wealthy people know how to wire/send money to people under the radar.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

411 ..The Brave browser can connect with the Dark Web via the Tor Network..Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 11:27 PM (P6Gr


Which is said to have been created by DARPA and owned and operated by Naval Intelligence.

Oops. Oopsie! Did I say that? Was it wrong to say that? Cause if I had know it was wrong to say that, I surely wouldn't have said that!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2021 11:32 PM (QzJWU)

412

I'd hate to trouble my physician until I actually needed something... I can hear him, saying "Come in when you're sick!"

Posted by: Zettai at September 26, 2021 11:32 PM (rm8S6)

413 I believe the first big sign of trouble was in Moab, UT. (I also believe we have a member of the Horde who lives there.)

Irony: if the cops there had gone ahead and arrested Gabby, she's most likely still be alive.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

414 In for the kill! In for the kill! Destroy with extreme prejudice! Jim knows too much! Repeat: Jim knows too much!

Posted by: Bob@NSA at September 26, 2021 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

415 Braenyard, I read some vet shops are now demanding you show them a pic of you with your horse pre-purchase.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

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Here's a nice one of me and Whinnie sharing a candlelit dinner.

Posted by: Jonah Barrett-Lesko at September 26, 2021 11:34 PM (VxC1e)

416 Regardless of what browser you're using, you're being tracked.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:34 PM (PZBsS)

417 So his parents and family probably should be probed. God knows wealthy people know how to wire/send money to people under the radar.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

Yep. Wealthy people are all evil. It is known.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 11:35 PM (oXT0E)

418 Jonah, LOL.

"Okay guys, here's my Ivermectin and a pic of me with my filly Ain't she a beaut?"

"Sir, this is a photo of you and Sarah Jessica Parker..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

419 Just read that Laundrie's family is "well off."

So his parents and family probably should be probed. God knows wealthy people know how to wire/send money to people under the radar.
Posted by: q


is that the same as white hispanic or something

those two retards were in a shitty van going cross country showering every five days or something.

he was going to have to spend the night outside until the troopers got him a room paid for by the battered wives shelter because they did not have enough $

Posted by: cownfederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:36 PM (K3ZCc)

420 386 Braenyard, I read some vet shops are now demanding you show them a pic of you with your horse pre-purchase.

Any horse? My friend offered to take a picture of me with a stick horse and one of those penny ride pony. They didn't say what kind of horse.

Posted by: megthered at September 26, 2021 11:36 PM (vvWGB)

421 AOP, of course not all wealthy people are evil but God knows we've learned the last couple years they're not always paragons of virtue either...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

422 Call the nurse tell her you're sick.
Nurses are the one's who usually
write the scripts.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:38 PM (1EKMc)

423 Any horse? My friend offered to take a picture of me with a stick horse and one of those penny ride pony. They didn't say what kind of horse.
Posted by: megthered at September 26, 2021 11:36 PM (vvWGB)

Just show them the clip of Jennifer Connolly riding the mechanical horsie. When the store clerk says, "but that's not you!", say, "Well, I've been sick."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 11:38 PM (oXT0E)

424 There are lots of horse pictures on the net. Just google Catherine the Great.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)

425 The logical conclusion is that hospitals are doing some sort of care regimen that leads to more fatal outcomes than if you don't go to a hospital. [ . . . ]

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 26, 2021 10:57 PM (3/XaG)


Talking to a couple of people who survived Oregon hospitals, they are insisting patients WITH covid get a covid shot. One guy said he didn't want to so they sent him home

they treat bilharzia with Praxiquantel, which is the same stuff I use on my cats for tapeworms.
It apparently has a minor antiviral effect, and I wonder if that is what is happening in Egypt.

This is the least studied disease in history. On purpose. Medical doctors knew more about treating small pox in 1700 than we know about Covid.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 11:39 PM (KbLYZ)

426 Does anyone recall an old Music video from the 80s or maybe early 90s... the song I think was something about dancing but it was just a bunch of people running around an old medieval style village?

Safety Dance? https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 11:39 PM (DpkTQ)

427 the big diff between the rich and everyboody is $

Posted by: cownfederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:39 PM (K3ZCc)

428 AOP, LOL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

429 ..In for the kill! In for the kill! Destroy with extreme prejudice! Jim knows too much! Repeat: Jim knows too much! Posted by: Bob@NSA at September 26, 2021 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

Every last mutherfuckinghamsterfucking one of us here, ain't just "on a list", we're on THE list, and we're on ALL the lists. Might as well have fun with it while we can, and rub their noses in it while we last.

Meanwhile, go out and buy some cuffed khaki shorts, pocketed tees, genuine Ray-Bans and high'n tight haircuts. 'Ettes can adopt various forms of "severe" 'dos, and might suit 'em. Black socks n' gawdawful shoes, too, for all. Least we can do is confuse 'em a bit as to aiming points and friend/foe matrixes.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2021 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

430 The fact that I had back surgery at the VA, and I can still walk is amazing in itself.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:39 PM (PZBsS)

431 confederatefifth, you know you have a typo in your nic right??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

432

Here's a picture of me with my horse.

https://tinyurl.com/ddrvjv2e

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 11:40 PM (63Dwl)

433 419 Just read that Laundrie's family is "well off."

So his parents and family probably should be probed. God knows wealthy people know how to wire/send money to people under the radar.

I was reading about this because of all the press and the parents bought a camper when he came home alone. They loaded it up and left town with him. They came back alone and claim they don't know where he is, but they are not actively looking for him, or even seem concerned about it. They have him hidden away.

Posted by: megthered at September 26, 2021 11:40 PM (vvWGB)

434 Well I'm off to the sack with the sounds of the volcano from across the sea lulling me to sleep.

Posted by: pawn at September 26, 2021 11:40 PM (Cfk8j)

435 'Ettes can adopt various forms of "severe" 'dos,
___

Ballcap works for me.

I'm done cutting my hair.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:40 PM (PZBsS)

436 megthered, hmmm yup thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)

437 confederatefifth, you know you have a typo in your nic right??
Posted by: q


thanks, just saw that

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:42 PM (K3ZCc)

438 Here's a picture of me with my horse.

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Of course of course

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2021 11:42 PM (VxC1e)

439 I kept my hair short while in the Army for obvious reasons.
I'm not cutting my hair for anybody.

List or no list.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:42 PM (PZBsS)

440 I'm watching this volcano do it's thing and I started wondering how much CO2 it's pumping out. I'm thinking if what humans have been doing is enough to raise the planet's temp a couple of degrees, this thing should crank it up by five or ten at least.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)

441 I was reading about this because of all the press and the parents bought a camper when he came home alone. They loaded it up and left town with him. They came back alone and claim they don't know where he is, but they are not actively looking for him, or even seem concerned about it. They have him hidden away.
Posted by:


in fairness, with mob mentality of harridans everywhere, why would they do otherwise?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:44 PM (K3ZCc)

442 I'm watching this volcano do it's thing and I started wondering how much CO2 it's pumping out. I'm thinking if what humans have been doing is enough to raise the planet's temp a couple of degrees, this thing should crank it up by five or ten at least.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Thing is, there are about a dozen or so volcanoes worldwide blowing their tops now.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:44 PM (PZBsS)

443 @365 QDP
If you follow the DM they are all over this. Their reporters tracked his parents driving to Orlando to a lawyer, when they are right near Tampa with plenty of good lawyers maybe better in Tampa. Hmmm,

Posted by: keena at September 26, 2021 11:45 PM (RiTnx)

444 Remember the scene where the lead character (forget his name) gets some cash from family, near the end of Midnight Express?

I believe she said "here's your letters from Mr. Franklin..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

445 Here's a picture of me with my horse.

https://tinyurl.com/ddrvjv2e

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 11:40 PM (63Dwl)
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Looks just like you.
Who's the guy on the right?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:46 PM (1EKMc)

446 Hippies are squares with long hair
And they don't wear no underwear

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 26, 2021 11:46 PM (vuisn)

447 keena, thanks. Hey, that solves it! Laundrie's hiding out in Cuba! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Gotta give the MFM credit, they know the American populace.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:47 PM (PZBsS)

449 Thing is, there are about a dozen or so volcanoes worldwide blowing their tops now.

So we're gonna fry. Unless the volcanoes crank out enough particulate matter to blot out the sun, then we're gonna freeze.

Or we might just be in the middle of a practical demonstration of how full of shit the "Global Climate Change" church is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 11:48 PM (SchxB)

450 *Squirrel!! Girl Missing!*
*Squirrel!*

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:48 PM (PZBsS)

451 if you did not watch the state trooper vid then you have no business saying anything about the guy.

the girl was bat shit crazy.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:48 PM (K3ZCc)

452 Joe Biden wants to nuke the volcano to save the planet from Global Warming.

Posted by: pawn at September 26, 2021 11:49 PM (Cfk8j)

453 Something doesn't jibe. Whether it's the treatment, or something in the transmission that we don't know but similar countries adjacent to each other with far different outcomes.

Well...part of the issue is that the number of infections is not consistent. Some countries test more then others, and data sources like this just pretend that they are comparing apples to apples - note this would be easy to test, pay 1000 people in Nigeria or wherever to take a weekly antibody test - compare to the official numbers.

But...that wouldn't be done, because the antibody tests say that something like 80% of the world has already been exposed - by the way if you take that number as true, that means the US had 700K deaths (I know that number is artificially high) out of 264M people for a death rate of .27%. The FNM has people convinced it is 20+%

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 11:49 PM (DpkTQ)

454 I'm watching this volcano do it's thing and I started wondering how much CO2 it's pumping out. I'm thinking if what humans have been doing is enough to raise the planet's temp a couple of degrees, this thing should crank it up by five or ten at least.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)


You want to go to Nullschool and move the globe to Europe and choose the Chem overlay and then the CO or SO level. It shows the plume from the Canaries, and you can check Iceland, and also the wildfires in CA

https://earth.nullschool.net

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2021 11:49 PM (KbLYZ)

455 SMH, yup but I'd think MTG and Ted Cruz would be tweeting/yelling about stuff we're missing if that were the case this time...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

456 Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Birth pangs before the main event.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:49 PM (PZBsS)

457 Meanwhile, go out and buy some cuffed khaki shorts, pocketed tees, genuine Ray-Bans and high'n tight haircuts. 'Ettes can adopt various forms of "severe" 'dos, and might suit 'em. Black socks n' gawdawful shoes, too, for all. Least we can do is confuse 'em a bit as to aiming points and friend/foe matrixes.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2021 11:39 PM (QzJWU

I suspect that this will be a popular costume for Halloween.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2021 11:50 PM (68WvR)

458 I don't pay any attention to what any politician says.

Actions speak louder than words.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:50 PM (PZBsS)

459 I'm watching this volcano do it's thing and I started wondering how much CO2 it's pumping out. I'm thinking if what humans have been doing is enough to raise the planet's temp a couple of degrees, this thing should crank it up by five or ten at least.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)

If Admiral Canaris had boinked his secretary while on the Canary islands the weke before the beginning of Lent, would that be "Canaris' Carnal Canary Carnival"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 11:50 PM (oXT0E)

460 SMH, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

461 in fairness, with mob mentality of harridans everywhere, why would they do otherwise?

I think most people would do the same if they believed their kid was innocent...which most parents do in these cases.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2021 11:51 PM (DpkTQ)

462 The mystery click could have been Abba.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 26, 2021 11:51 PM (5p7BC)

463 Have they ever said anything about her body.
How did she die? Rock to the head? Fall?
Bear?

Usually, that's a headline.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:52 PM (1EKMc)

464 Zappa is king.

When all the other pop bands are in the dust bin they will be teaching Zappa in composition classes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 11:53 PM (1EKMc)

465 You want to go to Nullschool and move the globe to Europe and choose the Chem overlay and then the CO or SO level. It shows the plume from the Canaries, and you can check Iceland, and also the wildfires in CA

https://earth.nullschool.net


Took me a moment to figure out I had to switch to "Classic Style" to get the chem overlay, but a very cool tool!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 26, 2021 11:54 PM (SchxB)

466 Thing is, there are about a dozen or so volcanoes worldwide blowing their tops now.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:44 PM (PZBsS)

We Canucks have been shortchanged on the volcano ledger for far too long. We have a few, but they are all pretty inactive. Slackers!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 11:54 PM (oXT0E)

467 AOP, they're all full of snow...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2021 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

468 I think most people would do the same if they believed their kid was innocent...which most parents do in these cases.
Posted by: 18-1


the hq has bunches of guys always saying never say anything to the fuzz, that is until the mfm decides that a guy whackd his girlfriend, then anybody exercising their rights is a murderer.

nice that there are so many that have decided your rights are your rights until they say otherwis.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:55 PM (K3ZCc)

469 Thanks for the ONT.

You know, disco had to have been pretty popular, but it is like the reverse hippies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 11:55 PM (csEWM)

470 I have not seen too many here saying the kid did it and should be strung up. Hell, someone was saying the other day that there was evidence the girl was hitting him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 11:56 PM (csEWM)

471 the hq has bunches of guys always saying never say anything to the fuzz, that is until the mfm decides that a guy whackd his girlfriend, then anybody exercising their rights is a murderer.

nice that there are so many that have decided your rights are your rights until they say otherwis.
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:55 PM (K3ZCc)

Well said.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 11:56 PM (oXT0E)

472
I see the Spartacus document has now made ZeroHedge in full.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 26, 2021 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)

473 As FZ so wisely noted, it was all about getting laid. Hippies, Disco, War.....

Posted by: pawn at September 26, 2021 11:58 PM (Cfk8j)

474 the HQ has bunches of guys always saying never say anything to the fuzz, that is until the mfm decides that a guy whackd his girlfriend, then anybody exercising their rights is a murderer.
nice that there are so many that have decided your rights are your rights until they say otherwise.
Posted by: confederatefifth

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All of us are guilty of hypocrisy at one time or the other.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 11:58 PM (PZBsS)

475 I have not seen too many here saying the kid did it and should be strung up. Hell, someone was saying the other day that there was evidence the girl was hitting him.


the get a rope stuff is everywhere, even here.

in the vids from the state troopers, he has the injuries and she does not have any, that is why they were going to charge her .

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 11:59 PM (K3ZCc)

476 Just read that Laundrie's family is "well off."

Not like "Guilty as Sin, Free as a Bird" Bill Ayers

Posted by: As noted by Miklos at September 26, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

477 473 As FZ so wisely noted, it was all about getting laid. Hippies, Disco, War.....
Posted by: pawn at September 26, 2021 11:58 PM (Cfk8j)

Bell bottoms=Skinny jeans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 11:59 PM (csEWM)

478 https://earth.nullschool.net

That is very very cool

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2021 12:00 AM (1EKMc)

479

As tens of thousands of unvaccinated New York health-care workers are set to be fired on Monday once the state's COVID-19 vaccination deadline kicks in, Gov. Kathy Hochul has a plan for a potential staffing shortage: a statewide state of emergency.

Hochul said preparations were underway Saturday to make an emergency declaration, clearing the way for health-care workers not licensed in New York to fill in the gaps of those terminated. The declaration will also allow workers from other countries, recent graduates, and retirees to practice in New York. In addition, the state may deploy "medically trained" National Guard troops, according to a statement from the governor's office.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2021 12:02 AM (63Dwl)

480 Hochul said preparations were underway Saturday to make an emergency declaration, clearing the way for health-care workers not licensed in New York to fill in the gaps of those terminated. The declaration will also allow workers from other countries, recent graduates, and retirees to practice in New York. In addition, the state may deploy "medically trained" National Guard troops, according to a statement from the governor's office.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2021 12:02 AM (63Dwl)

Never let a crisis go to waste. Especially one of your own making.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:03 AM (csEWM)

481 Well said.
Posted by: Albert




thanks

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2021 12:03 AM (K3ZCc)

482 The declaration will also allow workers from other countries, recent graduates, and retirees to practice in New York. In addition, the state may deploy "medically trained" National Guard troops, according to a statement from the governor's office.
___

And people wonder why I pray every single day for Jesus to return.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 27, 2021 12:04 AM (PZBsS)

483 Bell bottoms=Skinny jeans.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Proportion and moderation in all things.

Posted by: Ancient Greek (no homo) philosopher Mikloscrtates at September 27, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

484 Never let a crisis go to waste. Especially one of your own making.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:03 AM (csEWM)

Time for Cuomo to grab her ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2021 12:05 AM (oXT0E)

485 Time for Cuomo to grab her ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Cuomo grabs my ass he got problems

Posted by: Miklos McMiklosfungai (a Scot of Neapolitan descent) at September 27, 2021 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

486 It's interesting that that many trained medical personnel are going to get canned rather than take the vax.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:08 AM (csEWM)

487 Cuomo grabs my ass he got problems
Posted by: Miklos McMiklosfungai (a Scot of Neapolitan descent) at September 27, 2021 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

Well, his pickings are slimmer than they used to be Miklos. Plus, I heard something about a pretty mouth...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:09 AM (csEWM)

488 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2021 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

489 396 >>>The Right Way to Poop in the Backcountry

>Rule #1: Try not to shit your pants.
Rule #2: Try not to get shit on your shoes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2021 11:25 PM (stUc+)

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Rule #3: if wearing hooded coveralls, be VERY careful.

I had a buddy who worked a road crew in the winter a few years ago. Everybody wore hooded Carhartt coveralls. One of the guys went into the woods to drop one, and apparently when he jacked down his coveralls and got to it, he didn't pull them far enough forward, and shat in his own hood.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 27, 2021 12:11 AM (lNHqD)

490 I had a buddy who worked a road crew in the winter a few years ago. Everybody wore hooded Carhartt coveralls. One of the guys went into the woods to drop one, and apparently when he jacked down his coveralls and got to it, he didn't pull them far enough forward, and shat in his own hood.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 27, 2021 12:11 AM (lNHqD)

Hopefully it was not Taco Bell Tuesday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:14 AM (csEWM)

491 You'd have to burn my jacket if I shat in it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 12:15 AM (QU5/8)

492 491 You'd have to burn my jacket if I shat in it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 12:15 AM (QU5/

I'd let you take care of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:16 AM (csEWM)

493 I had a buddy who worked a road crew in the winter a few years ago. Everybody wore hooded Carhartt coveralls. One of the guys went into the woods to drop one, and apparently when he jacked down his coveralls and got to it, he didn't pull them far enough forward, and shat in his own hood.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 27, 2021 12:11 AM (lNHqD)

"Thousand in one shot, Doc. Thousand in one"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2021 12:20 AM (oXT0E)

494 You'd have to burn my jacket if I shat in it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

An authentic Shat jacket would go for serious money these days.

Posted by: Miklos, broker for Star Trek SuperFans at September 27, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

495
I want a Shat jacket and a Shat Turbo 2000 toupee.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 27, 2021 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)

496 479

As tens of thousands of unvaccinated New York health-care workers are set to be fired on Monday once the state's COVID-19 vaccination deadline kicks in, Gov. Kathy Hochul has a plan for a potential staffing shortage: a statewide state of emergency.

This is going to end up as another establishment "leftist" disaster. It won't work like they decree. People in NY that need care wont get it. And the media they control won't report it. Our establishment is either purposely messing everything up for some strategy that I don't understand (how do you get support from the normie masses by repeatedly messing things up for them while you are in charge?)r they are so arrogantly incompetent that they believe there is no way they can ever face consequences for making everyone mad except for the small percentage of the population that makes money off their decisions. I just don't see how this works out well for them and why they can't see that. They succeed in making the system collapse, they become nothing as their power rests in the system continuing. None of them are macho Dukes that people are afraid of physically, they are bureaucrats that only wield power in a civil society.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 27, 2021 12:23 AM (3/XaG)

497 Howdy all. What's under discussion tonight, besides shitting your Carharts? I'm too buzzedtired to read back all the way.

Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2021 12:26 AM (55Qr6)

498 Seems to be Covid and pooping outdoors. But not really pooping outdoors because of Covid

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 27, 2021 12:28 AM (3/XaG)

499 This is going to end up as another establishment "leftist" disaster. It won't work like they decree. People in NY that need care wont get it.

Posted by: Azjaeger

Get ahead of the curve.

Who will they blame it on?

Even Dublin bookies won't take that bet

Posted by: Miklos, a punting punter (as the Englishters say) at September 27, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

500 Huh. That is an interesting thing. The employees fired for refusing the vaccine will get their unemployment claims denied. Per the governor.

That is .... something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:29 AM (csEWM)

501 So, you won't take the vaccine- we are going to force you to do that or commit suicide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:30 AM (csEWM)

502 That is pretty breathtaking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:30 AM (csEWM)

503 I don't poop outdoors because of Covid. I poop outdoors because I am a free man. I am not a number!

Posted by: No. 2 at September 27, 2021 12:30 AM (QU5/8)

504 Saw on the teveesnooz, that a Judge has temporarily stayed the NY mandatory vaxxes. Healthcare workers? Teachers?

Odds are the teachers are exempt, and the nurses are screwed. Cause, has a Coumo ever NOT wanted to screw a nurse?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2021 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

505 I want a Shat jacket and a Shat Turbo 2000 toupee.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

If I get a toupee, I will get two (discount).

Miley can have one, and y'all fight over it.

Posted by: Miklos is looking for a James Brown or Ernie K-Doe look at September 27, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

506 Of course, they will try to blame it on Trump. But even for normies, isn't it going to be hard to believe that all the decisions currently made are being made by Dems when Trump isn't in charge of anything? You might as well logically blame it on the neighbor's cat.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 27, 2021 12:32 AM (3/XaG)

507 504 Saw on the teveesnooz, that a Judge has temporarily stayed the NY mandatory vaxxes. Healthcare workers? Teachers?

Odds are the teachers are exempt, and the nurses are screwed. Cause, has a Coumo ever NOT wanted to screw a nurse?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2021 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

My guess is a lot more minority women told them to go fuck themselves than maga hat wearing white dudes acting as nurses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:33 AM (csEWM)

508 Well, getting on for midnight here. Time for me to hit the sack. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2021 12:33 AM (oXT0E)

509 If I shat my Carhartts something would be really, really off. I only have the shirts so there is that.

Posted by: Quint at September 27, 2021 12:34 AM (kmK04)

510 Believe that when all the current decisions are made by Dems and Trump isn't in charge of anything, I meant

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 27, 2021 12:34 AM (3/XaG)

511 ..So, you won't take the vaccine- we are going to force you to do that or commit suicide. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:30 AM (csEWM)

You cannot force me to do that, however, you are certainly free to proceed with your own suicide, as you've so clearly declared.

Eat THAT grammar cracker and get fucked, Fauciites. (not you, Aetius.. we grok your humor, here)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2021 12:35 AM (QzJWU)

512 Hmmmmm, take away the eviction mandate, then take away the job, then take away the unemployment. I'll keep walking, cause there's nothing to see here.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 27, 2021 12:36 AM (r1z5A)

513 The USA won the Ryder Cup and pretty much demolished Europe. I don't even have a clue what happened in the NFL. Not that I really care,it was the not for long league for a long time,it is just that it took a while to understand the meaning.

Posted by: Quint at September 27, 2021 12:37 AM (kmK04)

514 Have no idea of the situation WRT nursing staff supply/demand, anywhere, but one can imagine radio ads in NYS from FL and elsewhere saying come on down, no mandates here. This is - even by current standards - pretty unbelievable insanity we're seeing.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 27, 2021 12:38 AM (OTzUX)

515 512 Hmmmmm, take away the eviction mandate, then take away the job, then take away the unemployment. I'll keep walking, cause there's nothing to see here.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 27, 2021 12:36 AM (r1z5A)

Yeah. Hellen Keller is saying something stinks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:38 AM (csEWM)

516 My guess is a lot more minority women told them to go fuck themselves than maga hat wearing white dudes acting as nurses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

LOOK AT ME IN THIS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST HAT

They way ya'll be looking, is a Cause of Action

Calling ALL them free Lawyers TOMORROW

Posted by: Miklos, identifying for THE GUVMENT MONEYS, BABY at September 27, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

517 514 Have no idea of the situation WRT nursing staff supply/demand, anywhere, but one can imagine radio ads in NYS from FL and elsewhere saying come on down, no mandates here. This is - even by current standards - pretty unbelievable insanity we're seeing.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 27, 2021 12:38 AM (OTzUX)

Yeah. This seems overly heavy handed even by our modern standards. I keep thinking I am looking at a puzzle with pieces missing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)

518 And the only pieces that would fit are pretty damn ugly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:42 AM (csEWM)

519 Have no idea of the situation WRT nursing staff supply/demand, anywhere, but one can imagine radio ads in NYS from FL and elsewhere saying come on down, no mandates here. This is - even by current standards - pretty unbelievable insanity we're seeing.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 27, 2021 12:38 AM (OTzUX)

it is basically always demand and not supply. i recall twenty years ago they were shipping them into London on charter planes from the Phillippines. I remember way back when that was on those on the side occupations. My understanding is they are in high demand and this has little to do with Covid. It is likely always going to be this way going forward.

Posted by: Quint at September 27, 2021 12:43 AM (kmK04)

520 it is basically always demand and not supply. i recall twenty years ago they were shipping them into London on charter planes from the Phillippines. I remember way back when that was on those on the side occupations. My understanding is they are in high demand and this has little to do with Covid. It is likely always going to be this way going forward.
Posted by: Quint at September 27, 2021 12:43 AM (kmK04)

I remember a buddy of mine in Louisville like 15 years ago. His mom was a nurse. She had experience and evidently was good at what she did. They paid the rent for her duplex. Overtime, all the trimmings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:45 AM (csEWM)

521 Is the Ryder Cup the one that involves competitive alpaca whipping?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 12:51 AM (QU5/8)

522 521 Is the Ryder Cup the one that involves competitive alpaca whipping?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 12:51 AM (QU5/

No one has tried the Alpaca gambit since the Afghani team in '05.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:52 AM (csEWM)

523 If I shit in the Ryder Cup, I'll take care of it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 12:53 AM (QU5/8)

524 523 If I shit in the Ryder Cup, I'll take care of it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 12:53 AM (QU5/

Thanks man, you are always a mensch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 12:53 AM (csEWM)

525 what happens when a major political party decides that "hurr hurr abortion rhetoric" represents a cohesive platform and votes accordingly
---------
What happens when a major party does that, though?

What happens is that they create a culture of death, and an enormous, likely unstoppable, totally unpersuadable voting bloc who crawl over hot coals to vote for them no matter how badly they behave, because it's their only means of assuaging their collective guilt about their society-wide killing rampage.

It's created millions upon millions of morose murderers who salve their consciences with boxes of wine and virtue signals and reams of ballots for the people who turn their sons and daughters who they didn't murder into slaves, because they're the ones who tell them what they did is ok.

"Hurr durr abortion rhetoric" has been invaluable to one of our major parties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 12:56 AM (Hou/x)

526 I keep my eye on the IT contracting world. In the past couple of months I have seen a surge of immediate open positions in states that are mandating the shot. Maybe the shot mandate and lots of sudden open positions are not related but I doubt it.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2021 12:57 AM (68WvR)

527 and give them two months to vote and make that the law of the land. Our people were always going to vote. Their people need two months. When enough returns have not been counted, they will be made to vote or else.

Posted by: Quint at September 27, 2021 01:00 AM (kmK04)

528 I keep my eye on the IT contracting world. In the past couple of months I have seen a surge of immediate open positions in states that are mandating the shot. Maybe the shot mandate and lots of sudden open positions are not related but I doubt it.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2021 12:57 AM (68WvR)


in the end it will be nursing and care taking. JMO, but in this case I am right. I can't think of a medical professional today that can not move anywhere at this point. There are few jobs where people can say that unless they have some very precise skills that can't be replaced by some rando.

Posted by: Quint at September 27, 2021 01:04 AM (kmK04)

529 This is starting to sound like Jurassic Park:
https://tinyurl.com/38z76krr
"the 125-million-year-old dinosaur cell has a nucleus so well-preserved that it retains some original biomolecules and threads of chromatin...preliminary data suggesting that remnants of original dinosaur DNA may still be preserved"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2021 01:04 AM (ynpvh)

530 I saw Shit Hood open for Slip Knot in '15 at Austin 360

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 27, 2021 01:07 AM (+I6Y/)

531 the 125-million-year-old dinosaur cell has a nucleus so well-preserved that it retains some original biomolecules and threads of chromatin...preliminary data suggesting that remnants of original dinosaur DNA may still be preserved"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2021 01:04 AM (ynpvh)

Sick, bruh. Let's weaponize this shit. Get ready for DINOVID-21, motherfuckers. You're all going to have to wear iron masks, and get inoculated by our genetically enhanced vaccination porcupines to stop *this* one.

Posted by: EcoHealth Alliance at September 27, 2021 01:08 AM (Hou/x)

532 I saw Genetically Enhanced Vaccination Porcupines open for the ace of Spades singers in February of last year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 01:18 AM (csEWM)

533 532 I saw Genetically Enhanced Vaccination Porcupines open for the ace of Spades singers in February of last year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 01:18 AM (csEWM)

Most likely the vaccine will have to be administered anally, using gay men.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2021 01:18 AM (ynpvh)

534 The world is becoming colder

Hold hands are share what warmth that is left

Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

535 534 The world is becoming colder

Hold hands are share what warmth that is left

Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

At least it will be if the skies are dark and the wind ain't blowning. Ask Texas how that turned out last winter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2021 01:20 AM (ynpvh)

536 well, I'm off to bed. Have work early. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2021 01:20 AM (ynpvh)

537 I miss my "Fvckv" hash... The V's lent it not only sophistication, but spicy Latin flavor. Caliente!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 01:21 AM (Hou/x)

538 Night jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 01:23 AM (csEWM)

539 At least it will be if the skies are dark and the wind ain't blowning. Ask Texas how that turned out last winter.
Posted by: jim

On my best and most optimistic days, I check myself by reading WWI poems, mainly written by dead guys, who died shortly after the writings

Posted by: Miklos, whose Granpappy was in France at September 27, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

540 Wuhan Institute of Virology is like a Bond villain's version of Xerox PARC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 01:26 AM (Hou/x)

541
No, the question is, are there any well preserved dinosaur viruses in these samples. And if so, can we make them infect humans! *squirt* :grabs tissue:

And then, uhhhhh, we can make a vaccine for that. And vaccinate the entire human population via airbone nanoparticles. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I just came twice. On Daszak's face. He likes it.

Posted by: Ralph Baric at September 27, 2021 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)

542 Not that I want to be a Nattering Nabob of Negativity

Posted by: Miklos, who has the Noxon/Agnew bumper sticker proudly displayed at September 27, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

543 SVOD
Sounds Russian....
(Better get the FBI on it.)

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 01:28 AM (KAi1n)

544 Just poking my head in to say good night. I've been lurking around here but I am getting sleepy. Now I'll probably dream of spike protein enhanced Chinese dinosaurs being released in major American cities. They call them Faucies.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2021 01:29 AM (a4EWo)

545
Thanks to reading some more detail in that Spartacus piece -- and I saw something about this before -- Moderna is linked to all the players in this mess, NIH, Fauci, Daszak, Baric, WIV. The current CEO of Moderna used to be with the Frog company that helped build the WIV labs.

And Baric himself is deeper into this than I realized.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 27, 2021 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

546 Night Debby.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 01:33 AM (csEWM)

547 And then, uhhhhh, we can make a vaccine for that. And vaccinate the entire human population via airbone nanoparticles. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I just came twice. On Daszak's face. He likes it.
Posted by: Ralph Baric

MORE FUNDING AND LEGAL INDEMNIFICATION REQUIRED

ALSO GENE GENE THE GENETICALLY ENHANCED DANCING MACHINE

https://tinyurl.com/wmtsev8k

Posted by: Miklos "Chuck" Barris at September 27, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

548 Most likely the vaccine will have to be administered anally, using gay men.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2021 01:18 AM (ynpvh)

I can't wait... "Anyone who wants to work has to get their cock injection! We all took a hot shot of cock! Why are you Nazi homophobes killing my grandma? Is one or two or seven cocks up your ass such a big deal? Get your boosters! What, are THAT insecure? Sounds like someone is a little too gay for the cockshot!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 01:35 AM (Hou/x)

549 #506 - there's a BOC song that goes "bein' chased around by the neighbor's cat".

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 01:37 AM (KAi1n)

550 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2021 01:29

Sleep well Debbie. I just started "Lincoln: Divided We Stand" on CNN! Just curious if history is mangled. Need to sleep soon, big day tomorrow.

Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2021 01:41 AM (55Qr6)

551 So the vaccine creates the conditions for the carnivorous dinosaurs, about to be cloned, to sense (hence, to hunt). Things sure gonna get sporty soon.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 01:44 AM (KAi1n)

552 551 So the vaccine creates the conditions for the carnivorous dinosaurs, about to be cloned, to sense (hence, to hunt). Things sure gonna get sporty soon.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 01:44 AM (KAi1n)

One way to solve that feral hog problem.

Come to think of it, I bet when someone tries to get a brontosaurus mounted, it will cost a pretty penny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 01:47 AM (csEWM)

553 Little more to go, just wanted to say goodnight to all leaving by then.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2021 01:47 AM (2JoB8)

554 Eighty one nurses laid off from Asante hospitals in southern Oregon for not taking the jab. Supposedly bringing in travel nurses from Texas at $10k per week. Waiting for the shoe to drop on my job this week. Adult daughter has expressed interest in buying our house, which may help facilitate our fleeing to Red state pastures.

Posted by: MammaB at September 27, 2021 01:50 AM (Yj/Ad)

555 If you outlaw automatic 25mm dino-cannons, only outlaws will have dino-cannons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 01:51 AM (Hou/x)

556 Anybody else collect these as a kid? These dino cards were awesome:

https://tinyurl.com/x5shj3vh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 01:56 AM (Hou/x)

557 Anybody else collect these as a kid?

The Yorkshireman jokes create themselves.

Posted by: Miklos, and another thing at September 27, 2021 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

558 travel nurses are in short supply in regular times...

hard to believe that there are that many fully vaxed RNs in Texas, or elsewhere, that would be willing to travel to the various blue states with the jab mandates.

this shit is getting beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 27, 2021 02:11 AM (4EWJ0)

559 C'est pas d'amusement ici ce soir

Posted by: Cajun Miklos at September 27, 2021 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

560 this shit is getting beyond ridiculous.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 27, 2021 02:11 AM (4EWJ0)

I think we passed ridiculous in Omaha.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 02:13 AM (csEWM)

561
Is the Ryder Cup the one that involves competitive alpaca whipping?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Nope. Air rifles with a compass in their stocks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2021 02:15 AM (pNxlR)

562 Karl Denninger quote of the day:

"The evidence out of Scotland and elsewhere is going to
turn their assholes into permanently-destroyed-
sphincter explosive diarrhea-spewing foot-wide emitters.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 27, 2021 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)

563 I used to have an alpaca cigarette case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 02:18 AM (DMQdU)

564 534 The world is becoming colder

Hold hands are share what warmth that is left
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

This wasn't me. It's Miklos.

Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 02:18 AM (Zsfob)

565 Come to think of it, I bet when someone tries to get a brontosaurus mounted, it will cost a pretty penny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 01:47 AM (csEWM)
---
which reminds me of the old joke: "What is the difference between Dale Evans and Trigger?"

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 27, 2021 02:19 AM (4EWJ0)

566 I think we passed ridiculous in Omaha.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2021 02:13 AM (csEWM)
---
Moby Grape

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 27, 2021 02:21 AM (4EWJ0)

567 537 I miss my "Fvckv" hash... The V's lent it not only sophistication, but spicy Latin flavor. Caliente!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 01:21 AM (Hou/x)

Maybe it will "circle back." Mine are dynamic.

Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 02:31 AM (Zsfob)

568 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 27, 2021 03:11 AM (EFdqd)

569 Got to get moving

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2021 03:17 AM (2JoB8)

570 Morning to all! Up early so I can go exercise. Watched 2 episodes of Gene Roddenberry's pre-Trek series The Lieutenant yesterday afternoon -- nothing special, but it was fun to spot actors and actresses who later appeared in Trek and U.N.C.L.E.. Then the 1937 classic film Nothing Sacred w/ Fredric March and Carole Lombard. I hadn't realized the movie was in color! Not colorized, but shot in Technicolor.

Carole was one hell of a woman. She was married to Clark Gable a few years before she died in a plane crash in '42. The story goes that she was told of a brothel near LA where the girls were all lookalikes of famous actresses, and that there was one who looked like her. Instead of being outraged or offended, she laughed. "Don't tell Clark -- he'll want to go!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 03:21 AM (c6xtn)

571 Waiting for the shoe to drop on my job this week. Adult daughter has expressed interest in buying our house, which may help facilitate our fleeing to Red state pastures.
Posted by: MammaB at September 27, 2021


***
I've already gotten the mass email from HR about the jab. This week I'll compose my religious exemption letter, and then like you I'll be waiting for the thud of the shoe. I may have to let them fire me, retire and take SS, and then -- this part is the good one -- flee to redder and better climes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 03:24 AM (c6xtn)

572 Should be a gorgeous day here. 63 now and supposed to hit 80.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 27, 2021 03:32 AM (EFdqd)

573 My cat just bathed herself on me and then jumped out the backyard wondow into the cool, damp night air. Life isn't all bad.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 03:33 AM (KAi1n)

574 SFGoth: are you in a position to take advantage of SB-9?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 27, 2021 03:34 AM (ymUzu)

575 Hi to the morning crew. I'd best get to bed, busy day tomorrow. Have to drive to Rockford. For what you might ask...I'm not telling. Maybe tomorrow, for sure tomorrow. I think this trip will be funny.

Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2021 03:35 AM (55Qr6)

576 My cat forgot he is always STARVING at 3 a.m. and wasn't my fail safe alarm this morning.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 27, 2021 03:36 AM (EFdqd)

577
a gift and a blessing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olQrCfkvbGw

Posted by: the miklos abides at September 27, 2021 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

578 Hey Farmer! Havent been to Rockford in years. The Wagon Wheel "resort" in Rockton (close by to Rockford) is where we went on our honeymoon. Good grief that was 40 yrs ago!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 27, 2021 03:39 AM (EFdqd)

579 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 27, 2021 03:39 AM (arJlL)

580 Having no energy all weekend just watched movies, saw major parts of 3 spaghetti Westerns and the other characters keep showing up to get killed again.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2021 03:39 AM (2JoB8)

581 Having no energy all weekend just watched movies, saw major parts of 3 spaghetti Westerns and the other characters keep showing up to get killed again.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2021 03:39 AM (2JoB
---
the original zombie pics then...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 27, 2021 03:41 AM (ymUzu)

582 I'm in a prone position on the back loveseat below the window my cat jumped out. No. I own the lower condo in a duplex. Neither of us is selling soon. Did watch EMTs deal with a f'd-up cracker in the TL today, writhing on the sidewalk. Didn't see narcan, so maybe alk + pills.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 03:42 AM (KAi1n)

583 How ya feelin' Skip ?

Posted by: JT at September 27, 2021 03:42 AM (arJlL)

584 Hope you're feeling better, Skip.

My cold/allergies/combo of who knows what, is hanging on way too long. It's the worst when I first wake up.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 27, 2021 03:46 AM (EFdqd)

585 It does look like a personnel crunch of epic debacle proportion is coming.

"They" seem to think (as usual) that people are just more or less interchangeable meat sticks. It doesn't work that way. I suppose they can call up the National Guard, but they have issues with getting "the Jab" too, which is rather the point.

They are taking a big huge shit on those Doctors and Nurses. Remember, when this thing started there was no way to know how deadly it was going to be, and they worked their ass off through it, and there was no vaccine to take, not even a defective, leaky one that may kill you or leave you permanently disabled. Further, they most likely came down with the Covid/Chicom virus and now have excellent natural immunity.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2021 03:47 AM (ZFwWQ)

586 Consistency may or may not be a virtue

Posted by: hiya at September 27, 2021 03:50 AM (QzkSJ)

587 Taking Musinex, my post at 3am had to get up again and drink water, guess it's drying me out.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2021 03:52 AM (2JoB8)

588 Better head out.

Try to have a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 27, 2021 03:56 AM (pyibT)

589 Did sleep best in a week last night, actually wore a mask at store, might not stop Covid but maybe what I got.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2021 03:58 AM (2JoB8)

590 Hobgoblins of little minds notwithstanding, I think consistency is most definitely an important virtue.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2021 03:58 AM (ZFwWQ)

591 Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 04:00 AM (KAi1n)

592 gotta get down to see the "grieving widow" again today... i consulted the Oracle of Ewetube earlier, and the recalcitrant faucet is getting cut off, since the nuts won't unscrew to do it the simple way, so well past time to hit the rack...

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 27, 2021 04:02 AM (ymUzu)

593 Tech thread is up.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 27, 2021 04:12 AM (weGKL)

594 591 Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2021 04:00 AM (KAi1n)

Exactly.

Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 04:15 AM (nzEdf)

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