Incompetent Huckster Fauci Claimed That College Football Games Would be "Superspreader" Events. In Fact, There Are No Outbreaks Traced to College Football Games.

Trust the science -- fire Fauci.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and top medical adviser to President Joe Biden, said in early September he doesn't "think it's smart" to have tens of thousands of people congregating in stadiums to watch football as the COVID-19 pandemic rages on. Many progressives parroted his concern, calling images of huge crowds watching football "terrifying."

Hit the link for representative tweets by sexually-shriveled Karens who feel alive for the first time in decades due to thrill of fearing everything and the empowerment to scold and bully everyone.

But a review of COVID-19 statistics in the counties and states that hosted some of the biggest games, along with conversations with local health officials, reveals that there's been little to no linkage between college football and COVID-19 so far this season.

The biggest crowd in week one of college football was found in Ann Arbor, Michigan. More than 109,000 fans gathered in the "Big House" to watch the Michigan Wolverines defeat the Western Michigan Broncos. When the game was played on Sept. 4, the seven-day average of new COVID-19 cases in Washtenaw county, where Ann Arbor is located, was 81.

More than two weeks later, on Sept. 20, the average is 80. Washtenaw County Health Department Public Information Officer Susan Ringler-Cerniglia told the Daily Caller the department had received one report of a non-student COVID-19 case connected to the football game out of the tens of thousands of non-student attendees.

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In Texas, despite the University of Texas and Texas A&M both hosting games on Sept. 4 that drew nearly 190,000 fans between them, the statewide seven-day average of new cases is currently lower than it was on gameday, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Cases in Travis County, home of the Longhorns, are down since Austin hosted more than 91,000 fans, and in A&M's Brazos County, the growth rate of new cases in unchanged.

Not only are there no superspreads due to college football as perjurer and quack Fauci warned us of, but cases are actually down across the SEC states.


Clay Travis

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In the two weeks since college football kicked off & Fauci said packed stadiums would be superspreaders cases are down 44% in Florida, 43% in Tennessee, 35% in Georgia, 32% in South Carolina, 30% in Mississippi, 22% in Arkansas, 23% in Bama, & 9% in Texas. Every SEC state is down

Fauci doesn't even bother to track his "predictions" as far as accuracy. When they turn out to be false, he just pretends he never made them.

Note that scientists are very, very interested in the accuracy of their predictions, because the accuracy -- or inaccuracy -- of a prediction provides a strong clue as to the validity of the model the prediction was made from.

You know who doesn't give a shit about the accuracy of their predictions?

Politicians, pagan priests, and prophets of doom.

Whenever global warming fails to destroy the world by the specified date, the environmental prophets of doom just go quiet about their predictions for a short time -- 2-3 years, tops -- and then re-announce the new Doomsday Schedule ten years into the future.

They're never called on it, because the media that "covers' them is a propaganda organization with the same goals.

And likewise Fauci is never asked about his many, many false prophecies.

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1 Thar's teh nood.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at September 23, 2021 04:23 PM (HwtiA)

2 3rd.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 04:24 PM (JUOKG)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

4 Was waiting for a nood to come along

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (2JoB8)

5 Don't forget that fauci claimed the Sturgis motor cycle rally was going to be a huge super spreader event.


obama's unmasked birthday bash caused more cases than the Sturgis rally.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (JUOKG)

6 Fucking Loving Science means never having to say you're sorry. Or wrong. Or should be fired. Or hung.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

7 Nood nood so fresh and airy

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (wAnMi)

8 Dante had false prophets walk around Hell with their heads on backwards.

Posted by: Jmel at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (bVhJi)

9 *hanged

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

10
single digits!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

11 Ummm. I said this last
Week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (fCVVw)

12 They never get tired of being wrong. That's the benefit of being a politician, and especially a Leftist that has the media to cover for you: You don't experience the consequences of your bad decisions.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (NXZ4e)

13 Top 10...?!?

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (RKLPC)

14 Read a article beginning of week I think that If outside not passing along body fluid you will not get Covid in any way.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (2JoB8)

15 Rope, lamppost. Some assembly required.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (xopIz)

16 Content review blunder.

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (RKLPC)

17
mebbe not ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (pNxlR)

18 In Fact, There Are No Outbreaks Traced to College Football Games.

Incorrect! There have been outbreaks of very loud and vocal vulgarity, largely attributable to dungaree wearers.

Posted by: George Will (sniff) at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (ZsR3z)

19 Instead, they turned out to be "Fuck Joe Biden!" events.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

20 Faustradamus

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (MVjcR)

21 When will this nightmare be over?

Posted by: Caliban at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (HgGBT)

22 Are you going to doubt the sexiest man alive?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (RMGKK)

23 Why is anyone listening to this little gnome? He's flip flopped so much he makes (fill in the blank) look stable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (nxdel)

24 Fauci's just a buffah. He don't do or say nuthin' da boss don't tell him to do or say. Da boss gots lottsa buffahs.

Posted by: Cicci at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (VFYBy)

25 So statistics, but deaths are down.

Cases are bullshit.

hospitalizations are actual people sick enough to be admitted. Those are about the same now as they were this same time last year. It trended down in the summer and climbed back up during cold and flu season.

Its like the whole thing is seasonal and not effected by the "vaccine" at all.

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (tY5yS)

26 17
mebbe not ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (pNxlR)


It's ok. The effort is what counts.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (fCVVw)

27 Personally think food transfer is a big cause if person making it is the one with it

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (2JoB8)

28 When the last "surge" came about a year ago, Fauci and the other CoronaBros were all talking about Thanksgiving causing a "surge within a surge," and then Christmas was going to be the "surge within a surge," and then the same with the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, here in the upper Midwest, cases went down steadily from early November through April.
Then vaccines started catching on, and cases started rising again. But that's another story...

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (FJYfm)

29 Dr. Tony Fauci is to medicine what Paul Krugman is to economics.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 04:28 PM (stUc+)

30 not passing along body fluid you will not get Covid in any way.

Now I know why I haven't caught it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 04:28 PM (nxdel)

31 Instead, they turned out to be "Fuck Joe Biden!" events.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

I'm seriously considering watching some college football just to hear this. I attended a basketball school. What team should I watch for maximum football and obscenity-related entertainment?

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 23, 2021 04:29 PM (c8cE2)

32 Why is anyone listening to this little gnome? He's flip flopped so much he makes (fill in the blank) look stable.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (nxdel)


Why does anyone listen to Dr Phil? Why does anyone listen to Dr Oz?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 04:29 PM (2JVJo)

33 Is the scientific world so devoid of experts that Fauci must remain in charge at 80 years of age?

He wasn't that bright 40 years ago I shudder to think at his mental acuity now. On the other hand he fits right in with the gerontocracy that rules the world now.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:29 PM (RMGKK)

34 LOOK...a missing white girl in Montana!!!!

Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (GQ5VU)

35 The elitists on the left are the first to laugh whenever "The Rapture" is mentioned, but let's face it, they have their own and it's always just around the corner.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (pLEy5)

36 Let's not bicker about 'oo predicted what, let's keep the focus on what's important - OrangeMan Bad!!

Posted by: NPC_11100101 at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (a3Q+t)

37 There was no surge in cases in the SEC states because all of the fans had the common decency to wear masks.

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (9vQJW)

38 When you chant Fuck Joe Biden, you are immune from the Covid

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (haWye)

39 What team should I watch for maximum football and obscenity-related entertainment?
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 23, 2021 04:29 PM (c8cE2)

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Miami.

Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (GQ5VU)

40 . Meanwhile, here in the upper Midwest, cases went down steadily from early November through April.
Then vaccines started catching on, and cases started rising again. But that's another story.
==
This is not true for Ohio. At all. And probably the rest of the mid west, but I dind't just look at their numbers. The hospitalization went up during cold and flu season, and back down after. Just as if it were, I dunno, cold and flu season. Deaths did go down.

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (teNDc)

41 Why does anyone listen to Dr Phil? Why does anyone listen to Dr Oz?

Because they don't have 2 functioning brain cells to rub together.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (nxdel)

42 >>>Fauci doesn't even bother to track his "predictions" as far as accuracy.

He's been all over the map since the beginning. The only people who pay attention to him are the China virus cultists.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (KnJdm)

43 34 LOOK...a missing white girl in Montana!!!!
Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (GQ5VU)

Tsk, tsk racist... Missing girls now need to be of Color

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8nD9v)

44 Faustradamus
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (MVjcR)

Consider that stolen. There may be attribution . . . maybe.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (c8cE2)

45 Experty experts experting!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 23, 2021 04:31 PM (iDcra)

46 They posted the numbers on Fox News again this morning. 46,000,000+ cases. 650,000+ deaths (unspecified whether "of" COVID or "with" COVID -- probably a lot of the latter). I'm no maths person, but a mortality rate of 0.014% sounds an awful lot like the flu.

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 23, 2021 04:31 PM (RKLPC)

47 Fauci, an epidemiologist from New York State who gained an enormous following for asserting, in fiery sermons, that Covid's return was imminent

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:31 PM (ssx3L)

48 Just looking at Fauci, he does not seem like he would be a big football guy. OTOH, neither am I these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:31 PM (gCAC6)

49 What would happen if this hideous little gargoyle got covid? You think all of a sudden ivermectin and remdesivir would be some new miracle cure discovered by the great Fauci? Or would they keep it quiet?

No doubt, if he died it would be from complications due to AIDS.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:32 PM (wAnMi)

50 Is the scientific world so devoid of experts that Fauci must remain in charge at 80 years of age?

He wasn't that bright 40 years ago I shudder to think at his mental acuity now. On the other hand he fits right in with the gerontocracy that rules the world now.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:29 PM (RMGKK)


"Scientists" now are trained the same way as say, a politician, it's about making sure you get in on the next grant cycle, actual science be damned.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:32 PM (pLEy5)

51 sounds an awful lot like the flu.
==
quacks like a duck . . .

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:32 PM (ltCHL)

52 Actually surprised by these Fk Biden chants, all being the little Marxists they are in Leftist Seminaries

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:32 PM (2JoB8)

53

I kne when this started there are too many that will get invested in making sure it never ends...

And it's the case. This little fuck needs to go away.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (4WPW/)

54 "Scientists" now are trained the same way as say, a politician, it's about making sure you get in on the next grant cycle, actual science be damned.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:32 PM (pLEy5)

9/10 scientists agree with their funders.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (KnJdm)

55 They posted the numbers on Fox News again this morning. 46,000,000+ cases. 650,000+ deaths (unspecified whether "of" COVID or "with" COVID -- probably a lot of the latter). I'm no maths person, but a mortality rate of 0.014% sounds an awful lot like the flu.

That's a mortality rate of 1.4%.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (ZsR3z)

56 Clearly, SEC football crowds are sophisticated.

PAC-12 teams, not so much.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (a3Q+t)

57 52 Actually surprised by these Fk Biden chants, all being the little Marxists they are in Leftist Seminaries
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:32 PM (2JoB

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Lots of alumni go to foozball games

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (GQ5VU)

58 Remember the fuzzy math they had to use to prove Sturgis was a superspreader event?

Something like, this area wherever we think people most likely to have gone to Sturgis saw an increase and so we will extrapolate that nationwide.

No actual tracing whatsoever

Posted by: Lrrr at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (jIL4c)

59 Read a article beginning of week I think that If outside not passing along body fluid you will not get Covid in any way.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (2JoB


This was indicated from data out of China in March 2020.

Did you ever get so angry that there seems to be no rational method to resolve the emotion?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (ssx3L)

60 Just looking at Fauci, he does not seem like he would be a big football guy. OTOH, neither am I these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:31 PM (gCAC6)


He's more of a tiny football guy? IIRC the famous photo of him maskless after locking down the county and telling us we all had to wear masks was a baseball game.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (wAnMi)

61
Consider that stolen. There may be attribution . . . maybe.
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 23, 2021 04:30 PM (c8cE2)
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Ha! Not necessary. I adapted it from Joestradamus, which I'm sure I copied from someone. Consider it public domain!

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (MVjcR)

62 Power must be such a powerful drug that people would only let it be taken out of their cold, dead hands. John McCain and Ruth Bader Ginsburg were the most recent devotees. Half of Congress should have retired years ago, just look at Nancy, Maxine Waters, McConnell.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (RMGKK)

63 So I had to get vaxed this morning (work and travel plans) after 18 fucking months. Got the J&J stab. If I wake up tomorrow morning with a penis on my forehead I'm gonna be pissed. Another ear... OK, but not a penis.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

64 9/10 scientists agree with their funders.
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (KnJdm)


It's not even about agreeing. First year grad students, first course is how to write a grant and secure funding.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (pLEy5)

65 Hope-Simpson.

Learn it.

Live it.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (OTzUX)

66 Did you ever get so angry that there seems to be no rational method to resolve the emotion?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (ssx3L)

Drinking beer is rational.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (KnJdm)

67 54 . . . 9/10 scientists agree with their funders.
Posted by: flounder
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Yeah, but what about 4 out of 5 dentists?

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (9vQJW)

68 I call Fauci the Malignant Dwarf. Thanks to The Dirty Dozen for the idea.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (AViF8)

69 Almost 2 years and we're still talking about this shit. Unless someone in a high up political position comes out and tells the truth that the chi-coms leaked a virus they modified in Wuhan I'm done with the panic mongering. I still believe that's what started PDT down the path of believing that short shit Fauci, they thought it was a biological weapon that was going to kill off a vast part of the population of the world.
Probably was a leak from the lab of a modified virus but not the world killer they suspected.


Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (2NHgQ)

70 So I had to get vaxed this morning (work and travel plans) after 18 fucking months. Got the J&J stab. If I wake up tomorrow morning with a penis on my forehead I'm gonna be pissed. Another ear... OK, but not a penis.

It worked out pretty well for me.

Posted by: George Washington at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (ZsR3z)

71 52 Actually surprised by these Fk Biden chants, all being the little Marxists they are in Leftist Seminaries
Posted by: Skip


Failure to forgive student debt?

Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (VFYBy)

72 Willowed:
To prove you're not a robot, choose all the squares with motherfuckers.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 04:16 PM (P4LRL)
I may have told this story before:
A guy I worked with a few years back was a bit... slow. Good guy, just not going to be challenging Oppenheimer to a rap battle. He would say motherfucker all the time. For some reason, someone asked him about it and he laughed and said: All of us have fucked a mother at one time or another. I then told him 'No Marvin, the idea is that You fuck your Own mother.' and he said 'What?! That's sick!' 'Yes?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (gCAC6)

73 I'm no maths person, but a mortality rate of 0.014% sounds an awful lot like the flu.

650,000 / 46,000,000 ~= 0.0141 or 1.41%. Which almost certainly means that one or both of those numbers are bogus.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (nfrXX)

74 So I had to get vaxed this morning (work and travel plans) after 18 fucking months. Got the J&J stab. If I wake up tomorrow morning with a penis on my forehead I'm gonna be pissed. Another ear... OK, but not a penis.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

It will be detachable so all coooool.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (iDcra)

75 Read a article beginning of week I think that If outside not passing along body fluid you will not get Covid in any way.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:26 P

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So you're saying don't piss on other people when outside? Fuck man, all the fun stuff is banned now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (GQ5VU)

76 the fuck joe biden's actually make the games protest events and the experts have been consistent that covid avoids those like the plague.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (oA+QO)

77 Ironically, the vaccinated are superspreaders and a threat to the unvaccinated -- not the other way around.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (Ss8Mj)

78 Power must be such a powerful drug that people would only let it be taken out of their cold, dead hands. John McCain and Ruth Bader Ginsburg were the most recent devotees. Half of Congress should have retired years ago, just look at Nancy, Maxine Waters, McConnell.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (RMGKK)


We never wants to lose The Precious! And I look better than Pelosi or Ginsburg

Posted by: Gollum at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (FJYfm)

79 Now I know why I haven't caught it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 04:28 PM (nxdel)


slow and straight over the plate . . . and . . .

You spend all your time outside?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:36 PM (ssx3L)

80 Fucking Loving Science means never having to say you're sorry. Or wrong. Or should be fired. Or hung.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

It's true. Fauci is not hung.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at September 23, 2021 04:36 PM (4I/2K)

81 They posted the numbers on Fox News again this morning. 46,000,000+ cases. 650,000+ deaths (unspecified whether "of" COVID or "with" COVID -- probably a lot of the latter). I'm no maths person, but a mortality rate of 0.014% sounds an awful lot like the flu.

That's a mortality rate of 1.4%.
==
For comparison purposes Sars was 15%. For those 65+ like 50%.

So, um, remind me again about the social distancing/masking/forced vaccing we did for that?

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:36 PM (7JPrm)

82 Among many issues, someone needs ask Fauci why, if the FDA reviews boosters based on the risk/benefit of specific demographics (e.g. risk of heart damage outweighing benefit of vaccine) why a risk stratified approach should not be applied to the initial vaccine as well?

Or put another way, if a one-size fits all booster rule is not appropriate, how can this be appropriate for the initial vaccine?

And while we're at it, Dr. Fraudski, why are you accepting that one, flawed study from Kentucky on supposed benefit of vaccination for the prior infected is a more valid predictor than the far larger studies out of Israel and the much more rigorous study from the Cleveland Clinic showing absolutely no such benefit?

And the Kentucky study only addresses "cases" and has no data about serious complication from re infection in the prior infected? So what is the scientific proven "yield" in preventing serious illness from vaccinating the prior infected?

Posted by: Zek at September 23, 2021 04:36 PM (tcsWw)

83 It's not even about agreeing. First year grad students, first course is how to write a grant and secure funding.

Having played that game for many years, I maintain that NOT doing it is malpractice. A scientist who can't write a proposal is not educated properly.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ZsR3z)

84 Instead, they turned out to be "Fuck Joe Biden!" events.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

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That could easily be "Fuck Tony Fauci" in future games.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (RMGKK)

85 The Jun Horde is coming for your children to sacrifice to Ar. If we don't burn more children then COVID will take us all.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (/bNwY)

86 Why doesn't somebody go crazy and shoot this motherfucker's large intestine?

Crazies always hurt innocence.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (T1fV4)

87 The only epidemic at football games has been an epidemic of

FJB!

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (Z32m1)

88 Why is anyone listening to this little gnome? He's flip flopped so much he makes (fill in the blank) look stable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 04:27 PM (nxdel)

++++

There is still a huge portion of people who are glued to his every utterance and wisdom, and it doesn't seem to matter to them if they don't mesh.

I see people all of the time who wear their masks with a vengeance. I was at a market last week standing in the self-checkout line. A woman ahead had an overflowing basket of food. The attendant asked her to go to a regular check-out spot. She flipped out, claiming that "not one cashier washes their hands in between customers. Not one. I have been watching!" The attendant let this double-masked, gloved-up person go ahead and scan her own stuff. I was thinking, does this woman realize how many strangers have touched her purchases without washing their hands, just to get them on the shelves?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (XZvba)

89 Listen fuckers, the science has spoken. Get the god damn vax.

Posted by: Pfizer CEO and major shareholders at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (GQ5VU)

90 85 The Jun Horde is coming for your children to sacrifice to Ar. If we don't burn more children then COVID will take us all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (/bNwY)

Ok, Ma'ax.

*screeches to call his hawk*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (gCAC6)

91 So I had to get vaxed this morning (work and travel plans) after 18 fucking months. Got the J&J stab. If I wake up tomorrow morning with a penis on my forehead I'm gonna be pissed. Another ear... OK, but not a penis.

It worked out pretty well for me.
Posted by: George Washington at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (ZsR3z)

The man had, like, 30 dicks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (V6f9+)

92 So I had to get vaxed this morning (work and travel plans) after 18 fucking months. Got the J&J stab. If I wake up tomorrow morning with a penis on my forehead I'm gonna be pissed. Another ear... OK, but not a penis.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (v0R5T)


I'm starting to think if I had to do a jab, J&J would be the way to go. I didn't know they weren't mRNA based, which in itself seems like a huge plus. So I don't think you need to worry about your DNA going nuts, just the metal filings making you magnetic.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (wAnMi)

93 If I wake up tomorrow morning with a penis on my forehead I'm gonna be pissed. Another ear... OK, but not a penis.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

It will be detachable so all coooool.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totall

You could pull it off and suck it then put it back.

Posted by: I drain threes at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (vfeXL)

94 60 . . . IIRC the famous photo of him maskless after locking down the county and telling us we all had to wear masks was a baseball game.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead
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He was maskless when he was sitting next to people, but he wore his precious little mask out on the mound when he was doing his Greg Maddux impression.

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (9vQJW)

95 I'm surprised nobody said they thought I wake up with penis on my forehead regularly.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

96 That's a mortality rate of 1.4%.

See? My degree in English Literature was well-earned! And again, a lot of "with" COVID cases, especially when you're being bribed by Uncle Sam report as many deaths as possible.

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (RKLPC)

97 I never said I was Dom Deloise and Rip Taylor's butt baby. Not a single time.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (sWM8x)

98 Mmmm, those guys with the gimp masks and the arm clubs were pretty scary to 8 year old me. Those bat/bird people too.

Plus, Tanya Roberts made me feel all funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (gCAC6)

99 Fuck Fauci

Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (KnSdT)

100 Fauci doesn't even bother to track his "predictions" as far as accuracy. When they turn out to be false, he just pretends he never made them.

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How many patients has "Dr." Faucistein treated?

Hint: he only plays a doctor on TV ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (Ss8Mj)

101 Yeah, I got the vax. How did you know?

Posted by: Dick Head at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (VFYBy)

102 https://www.frontpagemag.com/bidens afghanistan aid willgo taliban daniel greenfield
https://tinyurl.com/5kyezmrk

Not long but the Taliban will get their Biden cut from every interaction including aid

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (2JoB8)

103 But we still can't have fiber festivals or look at wooden boats outside in OR. Too risky.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (YynYJ)

104
There is still a huge portion of people who are glued to his every utterance and wisdom, and it doesn't seem to matter to them if they don't mesh.

My Sister is one... Try to give facts and she says "where did you get that FOX ?" And I say now the CDC and she says can't be.. Where's my booster?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (8nD9v)

105 There have been many very large outbreaks at these football games...

Chanting Fuck Joe Biden.

That needs to be moar contagious.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM (F0YaR)

106 Not only are there no superspreads due to college

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Bullshit

Posted by: Naughty Professor at September 23, 2021 04:40 PM (knwbu)

107 I see people all of the time who wear their masks with a vengeance. I was at a market last week standing in the self-checkout line. A woman ahead had an overflowing basket of food. The attendant asked her to go to a regular check-out spot. She flipped out, claiming that "not one cashier washes their hands in between customers. Not one. I have been watching!" The attendant let this double-masked, gloved-up person go ahead and scan her own stuff. I was thinking, does this woman realize how many strangers have touched her purchases without washing their hands, just to get them on the shelves?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (XZvba)

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I shop at a place that still doesn't have self check out, but they always have a lot of cashiers, so there's never a wait. Anyway, a few days ago I noticed my cashier was wearing gloves AND using santizier in between customers. I thought that was dumb as fuck and overkill, but now that I read what you observed I wonder if that was done cuz some Karen complained about it.

Posted by: Pfizer CEO and major shareholders at September 23, 2021 04:40 PM (GQ5VU)

108 Covid isn't breaking out at college football games, but chants of "Fuck Joe Biden" definitely are!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Fuck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 04:40 PM (cvNl1)

109 I'm surprised nobody said they thought I wake up with penis on my forehead regularly.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

Whose penis?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 23, 2021 04:40 PM (iDcra)

110 I was thinking, does this woman realize how many strangers have touched her purchases without washing their hands, just to get them on the shelves?
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I am convinced that the number one underdiagnosed problem in the US is actually OCD.

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:41 PM (7jQy4)

111 It's been clear to anyone with a functioning brain for about a year that Fauci is at best full of shit and more likely absolute evil...

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:41 PM (CYnTg)

112 Whose penis?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 23, 2021 04:40 PM (iDcra)


Ace was talking about his penis the other day.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:41 PM (pLEy5)

113 I may have told this story before:
A guy I worked with a few years back was a bit... slow. Good guy, just not going to be challenging Oppenheimer to a rap battle. He would say motherfucker all the time. For some reason, someone asked him about it and he laughed and said: All of us have fucked a mother at one time or another. I then told him 'No Marvin, the idea is that You fuck your Own mother.' and he said 'What?! That's sick!' 'Yes?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (gCAC6)


And at this, the novice was enlightened.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 04:41 PM (P4LRL)

114 97 I never said I was Dom Deloise and Rip Taylor's butt baby. Not a single time.
Posted by: Tony Fauci at September 23, 2021 04:38 PM (sWM8x)

Was Dom the gay? Rip Taylor was not exactly hiding anything, but Dom?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:42 PM (gCAC6)

115 99 Fuck Fauci

Fuck Joe Biden
Posted by: Jak Sucio
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Great idea! That could be like the Raider Power chant at Texas Tech games.

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 04:42 PM (9vQJW)

116 101 Yeah, I got the vax. How did you know?

'cause you're not playing with a full dec?

Posted by: 36-bit liberation front at September 23, 2021 04:42 PM (v3pYe)

117 The infection fatality rate (IFR) of any disease like this (an ILI, influenza-like illness) is derived using an *estimate* of total infections. Because an entire population is never subjected to lab tests to check for exposure or infection.

In the C19 case, of course, even the "hard" number (deaths) requires extensive hedging and adjustment. To derive any meaningful number, there really ought to be at least 3, or more, death "totals", reflecting different counting rules.

So you have a very dirty stat (deaths) on top of an always-estimated stat (total cases). Like much of "science", a crude estimate, not an exact measurement.

Since I gave up a while back I haven't kept up, but I think C19's clocking along at an IFR of .2 (Iaoniddis at Stanford I think recently said this). BUT - highly highly stratified by age, even more than flu. So the bulk of the population - as everyone's everyday experience has told them all along - faces an IFR of *less* than average flu.

(cont'd)

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 04:42 PM (OTzUX)

118 @114
You saw Blazing Saddles right?

Posted by: Zek at September 23, 2021 04:42 PM (tcsWw)

119 OMG!! All this penis talk.....

*fapfapfapfap*

Posted by: Shep! at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM (KnSdT)

120 Dom DeLuise was married in 1965 and stayed married to the same woman until his death.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM (V6f9+)

121 At a 2020 MLB opening game Fauci was photographed sitting next to his wife and friend with his mask pulled down. He claims that he had it down to drink water. While there was a water bottle next to him....in his hands was his phone.

Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

122 For a supposedly rational,secular enlightening society we sure have a lot of superstitious taboos.
For example why the deafening silence about that comorbidy called morbid obesity?
The Americam diet is terrible as well as unhealthy. So why are the labcoats(tm) mandating exercise and better quality diets?

Posted by: Xavier Basora at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM (rEHXo)

123 I did see at the Univ of Nebraska site I go to sometimes that one player is getting surgery for blood clots. And he had blood clots earlier. Whether a vaccine was the cause I don't know

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM (CYnTg)

124 So you have a pathogen posing less than influenza risk to most of the populace, which is prevalent and highly infectious (just like flu), and which of course is mutating. So, you impose completely ineffective yet disastrously costly "mitigation" policies, including "vaccines" that can't even in theory remain effective against a moving target.

Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM (OTzUX)

125 118 @114
You saw Blazing Saddles right?
Posted by: Zek at September 23, 2021 04:42 PM (tcsWw)

I know, but I thought that was... what's it called... you know, the thing... *snaps fingers* Acting!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (gCAC6)

126 Money changes a lot of hands, and is a primary vector for disease transmission. There are a lot of diseases running around, not just the covid.

Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (VFYBy)

127 The walls are coming off.
The wheels are closing in.

Posted by: Anybody on cable TV at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (RPK19)

128 My daughter, my 2 best friends and myself went to the Blue Ridge Rock Fest for all 4 days a week ago.

Somehow all 4 of us managed to avoid it despite rubbing elbows, in the pits, crowd surfing, etc with the 40k people there.

Posted by: Monkey in a Fez at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (WLchC)

129 The difference between Fauci and Einstein is, Einstein didn't pull all of his science out of his ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (guGkK)

130 You saw Blazing Saddles right?

It's called The French Mistake.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (KnSdT)

131 But we still can't have fiber festivals or look at wooden boats outside in OR. Too risky.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM


I participate in many fiber festivals in the privacy of people's homes.

Posted by: Metamucil at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

132 120 Dom DeLuise was married in 1965 and stayed married to the same woman until his death.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM (V6f9+)

While he was locked in a death struggle with Orson Welles to see which one could collapse into a black hole first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (gCAC6)

133 @125
Just saw some low hanging fruit.

Posted by: Zek at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (tcsWw)

134 The walls are coming off.
The wheels are closing in.



The fat lady is circling the drain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

135 I'm a big fan of the ancient Hebrew solution to the false prophet problem, which was to stone false prophets to death, thus keeping the number of false prophets to an absolute minimum.

Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (pYLCQ)

136 o you have a pathogen posing less than influenza risk to most of the populace, which is prevalent and highly infectious (just like flu), and which of course is mutating. So, you impose completely ineffective yet disastrously costly "mitigation" policies, including "vaccines" that can't even in theory remain effective against a moving target.
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Compare to Sars, which killed 50% of those over 65, and which went away, without closing down, masking, etc.

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (teNDc)

137 Bullshit
Posted by: Naughty Professor

When I woke up with your penis on my forehead, it made me cry. But the skills I learned made me a congresswoman, and I've learned to laugh. Once I learn more, I'll be able to laugh like Miz Harris and I'll be Presdint.

Posted by: Naughty Professor at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (knwbu)

138 While he was locked in a death struggle with Orson Welles to see which one could collapse into a black hole first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (gCAC6)


I mean Orson Welles did end his career playing a planet devouring monster.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (pLEy5)

139 126 Money changes a lot of hands, and is a primary vector for disease transmission. There are a lot of diseases running around, not just the covid.
Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2021 04:44 PM (VFYBy)

That was an interesting point for the set up of The Division game. Small pox variant passed through contaminated money on Black Friday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (gCAC6)

140 That could easily be "Fuck Tony Fauci" in future games.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (RMGKK)

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"Fuck Fuck Fuck, Tony Toni Tone, Fauci Fauci Fauci!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Ss8Mj)

141 You spend all your time outside?

Actually no. I spend more time inside than out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (nxdel)

142 I'm a big fan of the ancient Hebrew solution to the false prophet problem, which was to stone false prophets to death, thus keeping the number of false prophets to an absolute minimum.
Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (pYLCQ)



Yes. The herd must be culled periodically to ensure its good heath.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (guGkK)

143 For a year the grocery store chain I go to cleaned the conveyor belt between every customer with cleaner.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (2JoB8)

144 OMG!! All this penis talk.....

*fapfapfapfap*
Posted by: Shep! at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM


It's certainly got me beamed up!

Posted by: George Takei at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (a3Q+t)

145 The fat lady is circling the drain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

*dials roto-rooter*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (KnSdT)

146 Hey everybody. Hey ace. I'm back again.

Once again I'm late to the party. Just wanted to share, I'm loving watching the Dems tear themselves apart lately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (L2ZTs)

147 Seriously, has Fauci been right on covid... or HIV?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (iDcra)

148 But we still can't have fiber festivals or look at wooden boats outside in OR. Too risky.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 04:39 PM


Fiber festival?

Stay regular!

Posted by: LMAO at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (Ik0/P)

149 I mean Orson Welles did end his career playing a planet devouring monster.
Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (pLEy5)

Such a great voice. Yul Brenner. So many great voices. Manly, deep, rumbling.

Now everyone sounds like David Hogg at a water park.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (gCAC6)

150 I am convinced that the number one underdiagnosed problem in the US is actually OCD.
Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:41 PM (7jQy4)


I think OCD can be created through long term stress. rituals are done to make people safer in an unsafe world. I admit there are specific brain trauma based OCD but I suspect that it is like the difference between functional and organic depression.

Futher, the Benzos like Valium have side effects like creating anxiety, and the withdrawal symptoms include extreme anxiety, so you get people under stress who get benzos, and wind up getting really wound up around the PTO stresswise

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (ssx3L)

151 OMG!! All this penis talk.....

*fapfapfapfap*
Posted by: Shep! at September 23, 2021 04:43 PM

It's certainly got me beamed up!

Posted by: George Takei at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (a3Q+t)

ME TOO!
- Vice President Giggle-Fuck

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Fuck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (cvNl1)

152 I mean Orson Welles did end his career playing a planet devouring monster.
Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (pLEy5)


Your point?

Posted by: Liz Taylor at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (FJYfm)

153 BREAKING NEWS: The Fat Lady has clogged the drain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (L2ZTs)

154 Hey everybody. Hey ace. I'm back again.


Line on the left, one cross each.

Posted by: Centurion #4 at September 23, 2021 04:47 PM (guGkK)

155 For a year the grocery store chain I go to cleaned the conveyor belt between every customer with cleaner.
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They probably cleaned the toilets once a week, a best.

SHREEEEEEK

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:48 PM (7JPrm)

156 "does this woman realize how many strangers have touched her purchases without washing their hands, just to get them on the shelves?"

if we were not living in Upside Down World, we would know exactly how long the virus lives on surfaces at room temperature, and how it is most commonly spread. ... We'd know how long it lives in the air (in aerosol?) in various humidity/temps.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2021 04:48 PM (Cus5s)

157 Welcome to Nob Hill, the cleanest conveyor belts in town!

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

158 Nostradamus > Fauci

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 23, 2021 04:48 PM (nWxPx)

159 The fat lady is circling the drain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

Fatberg ahead!

Posted by: Titanic at September 23, 2021 04:48 PM (4I/2K)

160 I once visited Gelson's supermarket in Long Beach, in the tony area of Marina Pacifica. This was pre-pandemic, about 2018.

OMG I never saw a cleaner supermarket. Everything looked as if you could eat off of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 23, 2021 04:49 PM (L2ZTs)

161 I think OCD can be created through long term stress. rituals are done to make people safer in an unsafe world. I admit there are specific brain trauma based OCD but I suspect that it is like the difference between functional and organic depression.

Futher, the Benzos like Valium have side effects like creating anxiety, and the withdrawal symptoms include extreme anxiety, so you get people under stress who get benzos, and wind up getting really wound up around the PTO stresswise
==
ah, so you agree and amplify. Is good.

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:49 PM (7JPrm)

162 Have there been any "super spreader" events lately, other than Obama's birthday bash on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 04:49 PM (k4dH2)

163 Yes. The herd must be culled periodically to ensure its good heath.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:46 PM (guGkK)


I read that as "the horde" at first.

We're cool, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 04:49 PM (P4LRL)

164 158 Nostradamus > Fauci

nostrildamus > nostradamus > fauci

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (sGtp+)

165 Coast to Coast AM's resident Covid scare merchant Howard Bloom said the hospitals are filling up and Rand Paul is guilty of murder for encouraging people to not get shots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (63Dwl)

166 I ate Orson Welles

Posted by: Marlon Brando at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (iDcra)

167 We're cool, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 04:49 PM (P4LRL)

Ummm....sure

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (KnSdT)

168 Is the scientific world so devoid of experts that Fauci must remain in charge at 80 years of age?

He wasn't that bright 40 years ago I shudder to think at his mental acuity now. On the other hand he fits right in with the gerontocracy that rules the world now.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 23, 2021 04:29 PM (RMGKK)


I almost wish the Chinese Coronavirus was more fatal to elderly people. Our elderly and infirm Congress and Senior Bureaucrats resemble the Brezhnev-Chernenko Soviet Politburo. All clogging up the government with their outdated, obsolete, ineffective and harmful ideas and programs.

May be its virulence amongst the elderly, and our world-wide elderly government decision makers are the reason the COVID Response has been so bat shit insane?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (Z32m1)

169 Have there been any "super spreader" events lately, other than Obama's birthday bash on Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 04:49 PM (k4dH2)


TX Dem fleebaggers in DC.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (P4LRL)

170 What would be enlightening are the true real-McCoy, honest to goodness Covid deaths. The big red-flag was the bounty ($13,500, I think) paid to the hospitals for each death. I wonder just how many they would have "coughed up" if the tables were turned and the hospitals had to pay the govt. for the fatalities. Real low, I'm thinking.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (XZvba)

171 Like rhomboid said, aside from the incredibly dirty stats, it's all about risk stratification.

So none of this policy: business and school closures, masks, vaxxing etc can even begin to make sense without some sense of risk/benefit to the specific groups affected by each action.
But they haven't done this at all. In fact the opposite.

Hence the whole Covid "policy" of Fauci and his minions has been the equivalent of banning driving because it's dangerous for blind people.

Posted by: Zek at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (tcsWw)

172 I always thought that little bottle of hand cleaner at the checkout lane that every asshole on earth touches was probably a super spreader.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

173 Have there been any "super spreader" events lately, other than Obama's birthday bash on Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 04:49 PM (k4dH2)


What are you talking about? It's been reported that those were all sophisticated people who have been vaccinated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:51 PM (guGkK)

174 I read that as "the horde" at first.

We're cool, right?


Steps sideways and points surreptitiously at Jay Guevara.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:51 PM (ZsR3z)

175 The Horde got culled a few times. The Trump burning times made the Palin burning times seem like a mild argument...

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CYnTg)

176 Re cleaning:
There's a bar in Athlone, Ireland called Sean's Bar that claims to be the all-time longest continuously operational bar, ever. It supposedly opened about the year 900 AD.

Only problem: they haven't cleaned the restrooms since 1300. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 23, 2021 04:51 PM (L2ZTs)

177 Nostromo>Nostradamus > Fauci

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 04:51 PM (KnSdT)

178 The Horde got culled a few times. The Trump burning times made the Palin burning times seem like a mild argument...

I don't think self-abnegation counts as culling.

What? I like saying self-abnegation.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:52 PM (ZsR3z)

179 175 The Horde got culled a few times. The Trump burning times made the Palin burning times seem like a mild argument...
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CYnTg)

This. The thing is though, aside from maybe JohnE, is there anyone we would really want back? Like any break up, these kind of revealed things that annoyed the hell out of you besides the final straw that broke the camel's back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:52 PM (gCAC6)

180 143 For a year the grocery store chain I go to cleaned the conveyor belt between every customer with cleaner.
______________

They were doing that at my store for a while, and also spraying all the carts with disinfectant between uses, but they stopped.

The CDC admitted months ago that the virus doesn't live long on surfaces, and that it doesn't appear that anybody is getting infected from touching contaminated surfaces.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (k4dH2)

181 if we were not living in Upside Down World, we would know exactly how long the virus lives on surfaces at room temperature, and how it is most commonly spread. ... We'd know how long it lives in the air (in aerosol?) in various humidity/temps.
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these things are known, and you can read about them in the literature. But you don't hear about it on tv because the answers don't serve the political purpose.
it doesn't last long at all on surfaces, esp outside surfaces - but even inside if dry, seconds, can be few minutes in ideal situation. Its weaponized fear.

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (1Bmu7)

182 What? I like saying self-abnegation.
Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:52 PM (ZsR3z)

It's a good word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (gCAC6)

183 I remember last year some people in Ireland found a lockdown loophole and were taking flights to meet at airport bars

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (CYnTg)

184 Nostradamus could bust a rhyme.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ssx3L)

185 Politics being, as Rush noted, hollywood for ugly people I got to watch CSPAN earlier and Steny Hoyer went on and on and on. Very theatrical (think it was the Iron Dome debate). The use of 'esteemed is right out, but 'across the aisle' is still quite popular.

And Rosa DeLauro was sporting a fresh coat of purple hair along with the trenchcoat and the collection of long scarves (almost Steven Tyler-esque).

Oddly, only the squad kids were agin-it so it was kind of fake sounding accusing the other of agreeing that we need to send money. We should stop sending money anywhere, but alas...

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (3byMq)

186 best advice ever given: Do not be afraid.

Posted by: things that make you go hmmmm at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (1Bmu7)

187 Viruses hate conveyor belts.

It's science.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (guGkK)

188 Navage > Nostromo > Nostradamus > Fauci

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

189 I always thought that little bottle of hand cleaner at the checkout lane that every asshole on earth touches was probably a super spreader.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM (v0R5T)


Weren't they telling us a few years ago that using too much hand sanitizer would create superbugs that were antibiotic resistant?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)

190 I ate Marlon Brando.. and an hour later I was hungry again.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (iDcra)

191 There was some mighty flounces and some just disappeared...

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (CYnTg)

192
The Science™®

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (yKq5h)

193 The thing is though, aside from maybe JohnE, is there anyone we would really want back?

Yes, most of them. I've never understood the desire to burn people at the stake for a disagreement, even an obnoxious one. It keeps things lively. Empire of Jeff, anyone?

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (ZsR3z)

194
It's certainly got me beamed up!
Posted by: George Takei


I'll bet you are a super spreader!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 04:55 PM (63Dwl)

195 the problem with aerosolised particles is that the moisture evaporates really fast, and that kills the virus.

Masks don't work and they also don't matter.

Drinking is not an optimal solution for my genetics, Flounder

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:55 PM (ssx3L)

196 if we were not living in Upside Down World, we would know exactly how long the virus lives on surfaces at room temperature, and how it is most commonly spread. ... We'd know how long it lives in the air (in aerosol?) in various humidity/temps.

That information would be...inconvenient.

Posted by: The CDC at September 23, 2021 04:55 PM (Xrfse)

197 Just 26 lousy proteins and the bug already has an attitude.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:55 PM (guGkK)

198 Nobody told them they had to go

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:55 PM (CYnTg)

199 Zek I think it would be difficult to demonstrate *ANY* benefit, whatsoever, to *ALL* of the "policies" imposed. Very very very difficult. And I don't mean mostly that measurement and assessment are difficult because of the nature of the beast (a mixture of objective and behavioral issues).

I mean that the difference between Sweden, and any other geographic or administrative entity, when all apples/apples adjustments are done, would not be statistically significant.

Based even on the very dirty (to the high side, exclusively) macro stats, this would be shown. "Mitigation" of a beast like this is the worst sort of arrogant fantasy, and has no basis in observed history, up til Sept. 23, 2021.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (OTzUX)

200 What are you talking about? It's been reported that those were all sophisticated people who have been vaccinated.
____________

Yep, and all those sophisticated vaccinated people caused a big uptick in the number of Covid cases on Martha's Vineyard in the weeks after Barky's big blowout.

But we're not supposed to care about that because . . . shut up raaaaacist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (k4dH2)

201 I have an idea.
Because HIV kills promiscuous gay men, I think toddlers should all wear condoms.

Posted by: Herr Dr Prof Fauci at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (tcsWw)

202 "does this woman realize how many strangers have touched her purchases without washing their hands, just to get them on the shelves?"

if we were not living in Upside Down World, we would know exactly how long the virus lives on surfaces at room temperature, and how it is most commonly spread. ... We'd know how long it lives in the air (in aerosol?) in various humidity/temps.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2021 04:48 PM (Cus5s)


The US CDC said surface spread of the Chinese Coronavirus is almost non existent. They said that this Spring.

They finally realized the spread is almost all aerosol, which is EXACTLY OPPOSITE the CDC guidance in February 2020. (Because they listened to the LYING CHINESE COMMUNISTS!!!)

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (Z32m1)

203 I ate Orson Welles
Posted by: Marlon Brando at September 23, 2021 04:50 PM

Well, you did play both sides of the fence....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (jvt6t)

204 There was some mighty flounces and some just disappeared...
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (CYnTg)


I was mighty tempted a number of times . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (ssx3L)

205 Jeane Dixon had better accuracy than Fauci.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (Ti+Tv)

206 Covid deaths would be at least 20,000 fewer if it weren't for me.

You are welcome.

Posted by: Nipsy Cuhomo at September 23, 2021 04:57 PM (iDcra)

207 I have an idea.
Because HIV kills promiscuous gay men, I think toddlers should all wear condoms.


Agree completely.

Posted by: Randi Weingarten at September 23, 2021 04:57 PM (ZsR3z)

208 Jeane Dixon had better accuracy than Fauci.
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (Ti+Tv)



Madame Cleo has a better batting average than Fauci.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 04:57 PM (guGkK)

209 201 Ace talked about that. Remember them pushing the idea straight sex spread it as readily? Dental dams for oral sex etc

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 04:57 PM (CYnTg)

210  I ate Marlon Brando.. and an hour later I was hungry again.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (iDcra)

I'll bet you didn't even have the decency to pair him with a frosty mug of Stella.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 04:57 PM (6FeV1)

211
lulz:

The fake "director" of the next fake James Bond movie says...

Bond is a "rapist."

reminder: the fake "feminist" view of "rape" is any time a penis penetrates a vagina.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 04:57 PM (yKq5h)

212 Protip: If cops have you at gunpoint and are ordering you to get on the ground, don't try to argue with them and definitely don't pull your own gun.

https://youtu.be/KEgwGP9wf24?t=61

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 04:58 PM (UW2ZS)

213 Dr. Anthony Fauci capesta

Posted by: sic721 at September 23, 2021 04:59 PM (Mqi61)

214 With my truck radio out don't get to listen to Coast to Coast anymore, UT if guessed would have thought for sure antiVax, those people don't seem pro government anything

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:59 PM (2JoB8)

215 Little to no linkage between college football and Covid-19

Huge linkage between vax program surges and Covid case surges

Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2021 04:59 PM (6RgRK)

216 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 23, 2021

I'll bet you didn't even have the decency to pair him with a frosty mug of Stella.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 04:57 PM

But was it a sandwich you bloated bastidge.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 04:59 PM (jvt6t)

217 I then told him 'No Marvin, the idea is that You fuck your Own mother.' and he said 'What?! That's sick!' 'Yes?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:35 PM (gCAC6)

And at this, the novice was enlightened.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 04:41 PM (P4LRL)


Well as a positive, his brain must be in mint condition. Low mileage, only used on weekends...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 05:00 PM (wAnMi)

218 Some say I am a super spreader. A super duper spreader.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 23, 2021 05:00 PM (iDcra)

219 205 Jeane Dixon had better accuracy than Fauci.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2021 04:56 PM (Ti+Tv)

-------

As did Miss Cleo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Ss8Mj)

220 Huge linkage between vax program surges and Covid case surges
Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2021 04:59 PM (6RgRK)


But the surge is our fault, right? Apparently all of us unvaccinated are hanging out in the same place and infecting each other.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)

221 Want to mitigate the risks of COVID in your own life?

1. Take Vitamins, especially C, D, and Zinc.
2. Get to a Healthy Weight.
3. Live healthy. Stay out of indoor crowds as much as possible, and away from crowded filthy places.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Z32m1)

222 toddlers should all wear condoms

Grampa, I don't want to.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at September 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Xrfse)

223 All stuff I did anyway during cold and flu season..

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 05:02 PM (CYnTg)

224 ...sexually-shriveled Karens who feel alive for the first time in decades due to thrill of fearing everything and the empowerment to scold and bully everyone.

==

This perfectly encapsulates these people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2021 05:02 PM (O+I8R)

225 Want to mitigate the risks of COVID in your own life?

1. Take Vitamins, especially C, D, and Zinc.
2. Get to a Healthy Weight.
3. Live healthy. Stay out of indoor crowds as much as possible, and away from crowded filthy places.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Z32m1)

4. Wash your hands regularly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 23, 2021 05:02 PM (iDcra)

226 I'm beginning to think that the only super spreader events are directly related to the "vaccine." Just take a look at Vietnam. They had very minimal problems early on and even kept in operation such that it was the only country in Southeast Asia to grow economical during Covid times.

By early 2021, Covid was basically gone in Vietnam and the total death count was 38 people. Then in February 2021 a "vaccine" was introduced into that country and widely used. About a month later the Delta Variant deluged that country and caused nearly 1000 deaths.

Occam's Razor anyone?

Oh, and it is NOT a vaccination. It is a Genetic Injection. It is such by definition of how it was created and manufactured.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2021 05:02 PM (jUm3w)

227 Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Z32m1)

You know... the same things that work for every freaking seasonal illness.

See also:

-wash your hands
-don't pick your nose
-stay the hell home if you're sick

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 05:02 PM (6FeV1)

228 Protip: If cops have you at gunpoint and are ordering you to get on the ground, don't try to argue with them and definitely don't pull your own gun.

https://youtu.be/KEgwGP9wf24?t=61
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 04:58 PM (UW2ZS)


LOL, was just gonna be watching this. PA has been on fire lately, loads of daily videos. Yes, seem to see a pattern play out over and over. The guys that get on the ground and comply never seem to get shot. The ones that think they're always gonna respawn in the hospital like GTA on the other hand...

Also love Donut Operator. Funny commentary is nice with some of these.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 05:03 PM (wAnMi)

229 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 05:03 PM (arJlL)

230 215 Little to no linkage between college football and Covid-19

Huge linkage between vax program surges and Covid case surges

Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2021 04:59 PM (6RgRK)

---------

[Repeating my early comment above:] Ironically, the vaccinated are superspreaders and a threat to the unvaccinated -- not the other way around.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (Ss8Mj)

231 Yes, most of them. I've never understood the desire to burn people at the stake for a disagreement, even an obnoxious one. It keeps things lively. Empire of Jeff, anyone?

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:54 PM (ZsR3z)

Don't disagree with the sentiment in general, just with some of the examples in particular. Gabe for example.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (gCAC6)

232 The Moderna CEO said to today that the covid epidemic should be gone by next year with those that are vaccinated plus those which will develop natural immunity. Now the WH and the press won't let it be gone until people stop listening to the fear mongering.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (r5BVk)

233 What was Faucistein's orders to stop Aide?
Ah keep doing it, we will try and find a cure soon don't have to do anything

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (2JoB8)

234 I think we need to cast a skeptical eye on a different part of the so called data and that's the death rate for those above 65.

I would like to know how many of those over 65 that supposedly died of covid were in Nursing homes. Many people even younger than that can wind up in one. (their called Long Term Care Facilities and do not segregate for the most part)

If the LTCF's were the focal point of most deaths then it was the enclosed space and the lack of care concerning transmission that was more responsible for the deaths and not necessarily the age of the deceased.

I do accept that co morbidites play a role but how much? They can't tell and their choice is guided by self interest.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (ClrTw)

235 Then in February 2021 a "vaccine" was introduced into that country and widely used. About a month later the Delta Variant deluged that country and caused nearly 1000 deaths. Occam's Razor anyone?

Pretty much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2021 05:05 PM (Xrfse)

236 I want Fauci to walk through the streets, and have people throw rotten veggies and fruit at him from both sides of the street.

What a fraud.

Posted by: portlandon at September 23, 2021 05:05 PM (+oR7L)

237 Sexual atrophy as a cause of social crusading. Hmmm. I'd say that's a concept that has been put forward before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:05 PM (gCAC6)

238 Anthony Fauci is the Paul Krugman of communicable disease.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 23, 2021 05:06 PM (C1NyB)

239 Skip-

Any interest in an account of the Battle of the Hurtgen Forest ?

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 05:06 PM (arJlL)

240 Some people call me Maurice
Because I speak
Of the pompatus of 'vid

Posted by: Fauci at September 23, 2021 05:06 PM (4I/2K)

241 Taylor, the little FDA flamer posted here earlier on the Project Veritas sting doesn't want to talk to a black man about blow darts. What a racist.

https://youtu.be/lI2D8GLPYr4

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 05:06 PM (wAnMi)

242 Having played that game for many years, I maintain that NOT doing it is malpractice. A scientist who can't write a proposal is not educated properly.
Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ZsR3z)


Filling out paperwork properly should be a High School Graduation Requirement.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:06 PM (Z32m1)

243 Don't disagree with the sentiment in general, just with some of the examples in particular. Gabe for example.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (gCAC6)

In order for me to politely (if forcefully) disagree with you, you have to politely (if forcefully) disagree with me.

If I'm a bread-gobbling untermensch, then you're not my "Fwiend acwoss the aiswwl"

(Not *you* you, of course. The royal You.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 05:06 PM (6FeV1)

244 Not only are there no superspreads due to college football as perjurer and quack Fauci warned us of, but cases are actually down across the SEC states.
-------------

The data are in: chanting "fuck Joe Biden" protects against Covid.

It's Science!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2021 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

245
I do accept that co morbidites play a role but how much? They can't tell and their choice is guided by self interest.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (ClrTw)

The problem with so much of this is that it is almost impossible to make any sort of informed decision based on reported statistics- because we have no trust in what they say is going on because it conflicts with our own personal experience. Now this is nothing new, but it makes it hard to separate the chaff from the wheat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:07 PM (gCAC6)

246 If the LTCF's were the focal point of most deaths then it was the enclosed space and the lack of care concerning transmission that was more responsible for the deaths and not necessarily the age of the deceased.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 23, 2021 05:04 PM (ClrTw)


Don't forget that a lot of LTC patients may be near the end of a terminal illness and LTC facilities get more $$$ from a Covid death than renal failure or Parkinson's.

Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2021 05:07 PM (6RgRK)

247 Anthony Fauci is the Paul Krugman of communicable disease.

Heh. +1

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2021 05:08 PM (Xrfse)

248 AIDS: If we all stop buttfuckin', the virus will have won.

COVID: Wear this mask or I'll shoot you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 05:08 PM (6FeV1)

249 In order for me to politely (if forcefully) disagree with you, you have to politely (if forcefully) disagree with me.

If I'm a bread-gobbling untermensch, then you're not my "Fwiend acwoss the aiswwl"

(Not *you* you, of course. The royal You.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 05:06 PM (6FeV1)

And THAT is kind of my point as well. Not everyone, just the ones you think of mostly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:08 PM (gCAC6)

250 Dead with COVID but not BY COVID is probably most common

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 05:08 PM (CYnTg)

251

no superspreaders in the seats, just in the fully vaccinated teams and staffing

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 05:09 PM (2o90I)

252 Instead, they turned out to be "Fuck Joe Biden!" events.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:26 PM (v0R5T)



With the chants breaking out at every sporting event, are the networks going to have to go to canned cheers and no real game sounds?

BTW, I'm loving this.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:09 PM (rdbLX)

253 Ventilate your home. That was one of the original suggestions and they stopped mentioning almost immediately.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 05:09 PM (YynYJ)

254 Ferret-Fauci Failures

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2021 05:09 PM (KAi1n)

255 Fauci should consider becoming a stock market tout.

"Buy Enron! It can only go up!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2021 05:10 PM (YqDXo)

256 In other mass insanity news, Pitkin County (Aspen, CO) commissioners voted to reinstate a total indoor mask mandate for everyone over age 2 years (effective Sep 16, 2021) after the County Health Department announced they have had 5 deaths from COVID.

5 deaths since March I should say.

5 deaths total since March of 2020[/n] that is!

Final irony in all of this is that the latest fatality was a fully vaccinated individual.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:10 PM (Xwt96)

257 I live in central texas. Covid is still high because of the illegals, plain and simple

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 23, 2021 05:10 PM (0WEXg)

258 Ventilate your home. That was one of the original suggestions and they stopped mentioning almost immediately.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Do it the Benjamin Franklin way!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2021 05:10 PM (KAi1n)

259 JT sure,it was a fk up

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (2JoB8)

260 Preparing for plan B? Marburg virus, which is like Ebola.

https://tinyurl.com/4z5pera3

Link to Vox Day.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (OssQ4)

261 "And likewise Fauci is never asked about his many, many false prophecies."

How many times has some globall warmening dipshit told us THERE WILL BE NO MORE SNOW EVER IN #TWOWEEKS OMG WTF BBQ!!!1!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (ACi07)

262 225 Want to mitigate the risks of COVID in your own life?

1. Take Vitamins, especially C, D, and Zinc.
2. Get to a Healthy Weight.
3. Live healthy. Stay out of indoor crowds as much as possible, and away from crowded filthy places.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Z32m1)

4. Wash your hands regularly.
_____________

There was a report the other day that said that intermittent fasting also helps mitigate the effects of the virus. Apparently the fasting boosts your immune response by activating autophagy or something. Anyway, seems like a good thing to try if somebody is overweight and worried about getting sick from the virus. Probably lose a few pounds too, so win/win.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (k4dH2)

263 You know, the OT had an excellent method for dealing with false prophets.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (TlLUD)

264 Statistics are cold and hard and give no comfort. People still play the lottery every day despite the odds. Few people can truly be dispassionate, maybe accountants..

Posted by: pawn at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (Cfk8j)

265 I love the weasel worded " death associated with Covid 19" the best... can drive a Semi through THAT hole...

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (6Je/Q)

266 Do it the Benjamin Franklin way!
Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2021 05:10 PM (KAi1n)



With lightning?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:12 PM (rdbLX)

267 Our "betters" are obviously riding the coof for all it's worth.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2021 05:12 PM (Xrfse)

268 A Turkish Prof, Zafer Kurugol has said on TV that they have "accidentally" vaccinated babies with covid vax (adult dosage) and will publish the results (of their accidental experiment).

He was also member of the Scientific Committee at Pfizer's Scientific Research Competition.


https://bit.ly/3nZTegr

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 05:12 PM (UW2ZS)

269 They probably won't dial back the fearmongering until they get mail-in voting set in legislative stone.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2021 05:12 PM (O+I8R)

270 256 5 deaths total since March of 2020[/n] that is!

Final irony in all of this is that the latest fatality was a fully vaccinated individual.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:10 PM (Xwt96)

========

How were they with closing tags?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

271 JT sure,it was a fk up
Posted by: Skip

Okay; let me conjure up a needledick url.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (arJlL)

272 Until we get a vaccine for the Rona, we're just messing with symptoms....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (6Je/Q)

273 Dr. Tony Fauci is to medicine what Paul Krugman is to economics.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 04:28 PM (stUc+)

I guess I should have socked my comment with "Amy Schumer."

Ehn. Horde mind. Mine is just a lot slower.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (C1NyB)

274 Fauci is profoundly stupid. But because of his position, he feels he needs to have the answers whether he is right or wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (mdgQ7)

275 You know, the OT had an excellent method for dealing with false prophets.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (TlLUD)


You need to get to OT Level 8 to have that power, and it'll cost you.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (guGkK)

276 Dead with COVID but not BY COVID is probably most common

*****

Oddly enough, Colorado reports more deaths due to CoVID (776 than with COVID (7455). It's been that way for several months.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (Xwt96)

277 Skip -

https://tinyurl.com/3fhmpj2p

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (arJlL)

278 Do it the Benjamin Franklin way!
Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2021 05:10 PM (KAi1n)

With lightning?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:12 PM (rdbLX)


Junk flapping in the breeze.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (P4LRL)

279 How many times has some globall warmening dipshit told us THERE WILL BE NO MORE SNOW EVER IN #TWOWEEKS OMG WTF BBQ!!!1!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (ACi07)

Didn't that guy die like, years and years ago?

Posted by: Warai-otoko... 'tective man he say me otoko be stab someone down the lane at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (6FeV1)

280 268 A Turkish Prof, Zafer Kurugol has said on TV that they have "accidentally" vaccinated babies with covid vax (adult dosage) and will publish the results (of their accidental experiment).

https://bit.ly/3nZTegr
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 05:12 PM (UW2ZS)


That is sick and evil.

Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (6RgRK)

281 He needs to start making predictions like the Oracle at Delphi. Oracles would have two totally contradictory meanings, and if you chose one course of action that didn't work they could say **you** misinterpreted the oracle.

Posted by: ID Gent at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (efOVj)

282 276 Dead with COVID but not BY COVID is probably most common

*****

Oddly enough, Colorado reports more deaths due to CoVID (776 than with COVID (7455). It's been that way for several months.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:14 PM (Xwt96)

Can't they say just anything out there?

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (6Je/Q)

283 Dr. Tony Fauci is to medicine what Paul Krugman is to economics.

In fairness to Former Enron Financial Advisor Paul Krugman, he does have a Nobel prize. What has Fauci ever achieved to justify his paycheck?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (rdbLX)

284 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

Hey, you need to update your biography on Amazon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (Ez6QX)

285 Uh oh, looks like Hunter might have to barf out a couple more paintings.

Biden could owe as much as $500K in back taxes, government report indicates

https://bit.ly/3zCBjOT

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (UW2ZS)

286 How were they with closing tags?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (LvTSG)


I don't get it.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (mbFEM)

287 >>> 260 Preparing for plan B? Marburg virus, which is like Ebola.

https://tinyurl.com/4z5pera3

Link to Vox Day.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 23, 2021 05:11 PM (OssQ4)

Is it wrong to pray for the distribution of some mini-SMODs on to some globalist twatwaffles' heads?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (ACi07)

288 Why have I been left out of this science forecasting stuff?

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (guGkK)

289 they have "accidentally" vaccinated babies with covid vax (adult dosage)

Uh, huh. Accidentally.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2021 05:16 PM (Xrfse)

290
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (DUIap)

291 284 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

Hey, you need to update your biography on Amazon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (Ez6QX)

========

I suppose it's slightly out of date.

I did complete my conquest of Macedonia. Also, I have a second son.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (LvTSG)

292 he does have a Nobel prize

So do I.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (Xrfse)

293 "they have "accidentally" vaccinated babies with covid vax (adult dosage)"

...and now the babies are out for vengence!!!!!

Posted by: pawn at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (Cfk8j)

294 And it is worth it to point out the large jump from those under 65 to those over 65. Yes as you get older your body can no longer perform as well but there should not be such a distinct jump in decline in my view.

It should be gradual until very old and even then, keep in mind that old people have survived and fought off a heck of a lot of germs and virii in their lifetime and so should have an experiences immune system even if it's operating at a lower efficacy.

That's why where they were living would be an important data point.

With that in mind Btw; don't go to hospitals if you think you have covid. Unless you know they are willing to use different treatments than ventilation and steroids.

Best to do something before it happens. Dr. I just recently read says: Vitamin D, Vitamin D,Vitamin D. And btw Vit. D is not an actual vitamin; it's a hormone that is the key to the immune systems operation. Tells it when to start and when to stop and how much and where. Says everyone is Vitamin D deprived.

Says Fauci himself takes 8-9000 units A DAY. (quoted)

Posted by: jakee308 at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (ClrTw)

295 Completely Off Topic:

The Midway Shopping Center in St. Paul Minnesota is being torn down, 15 months after it was destroyed on Wednesday May 27, two days after George Floyd died.

The Shopping Center was about 10 miles from where George Floyd OD'd. The looting and riot kicked off at 1 PM and completely overwhelmed the police.

The idiot and Democrat mayors of Minneapolis and Saint Paul said it was all under control. The idiot Democrat Guv, Tim Walz did not activate the Guard, except a token force to protect the Capitol, city halls, and other BS like that. Wednesday, Thursday and Friday Night most of the Commercial Areas in black and minority areas burned. It took 4 days of death and destruction for Walz to order in the MN National Guard. As soon as a few thousand Guardsmen showed up Saturday, the violence, looting, and arson stopped.

By then, the rest of the Blue Democrat Cities were burning.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (Z32m1)

296 Why have I been left out of this science forecasting stuff?

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 23, 2021 05:15 PM (guGkK)

-----

Accuracy. As in, there's to great a chance you'd get it right.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 05:18 PM (TlLUD)

297 Ted Cruz unveils the new Border Patrol mode of transportation.

https://bit.ly/3EPCUVi

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 05:18 PM (UW2ZS)

298 My Little Pony >>>> My Little Tony

Instead of Bronies, imagine a room full of Tonies wearing virus suits with a flap at the backdoor...

and a host of communicable diseases flower forthwith.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2021 05:18 PM (F0YaR)

299 The FDA just pulled N-A-C vitamins. Can they be any more obvious in their intent?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2021 05:18 PM (r5BVk)

300 Anthony Fauci is the Paul Krugman of Francesco Schettinos...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:19 PM (Xwt96)

301 Follow the money. How much does Big Pharma get paid per jab?

Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2021 05:19 PM (VFYBy)

302 Prithee, what are N-A-C vitamins, precious?

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:19 PM (6Je/Q)

303 The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' -- this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats.

Aldous Huxley

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 05:20 PM (2o90I)

304 Anthony Fauci is the Paul Krugman of Francesco Schettinos...
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:19 PM (Xwt96)


Why do you hate powerful females?

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at September 23, 2021 05:20 PM (guGkK)

305 he does have a Nobel prize

So do I.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (Xrfse)

Johnny come latelys

Posted by: Yassar Arafat at September 23, 2021 05:20 PM (4I/2K)

306 > ...and now the babies are out for vengence!!!!!

Baby's Day Out On Point

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 05:20 PM (UW2ZS)

307 Also, I have a second son.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (LvTSG)


Yeah, you don't want to give that one a complex.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 05:20 PM (Ez6QX)

308 they have "accidentally" vaccinated babies with covid vax (adult dosage)

Uh, huh. Accidentally.

--

The babies accidentally fell onto the hypodermic needles.

The evil unfolding is unspeakable. It truly is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2021 05:21 PM (O+I8R)

309 Dead with COVID but not BY COVID is probably most common
.......

Death by Boombah is most common of all.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

310
The FDA just pulled N-A-C vitamins. Can they be any more obvious in their intent?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Not yet. But it's coming soon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 05:21 PM (yKq5h)

311 Also, I have a second son.


An heir and a spare. Well done.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:21 PM (rdbLX)

312 Everything is stupid.

According the MSM / Social Media, covid "cases" are 1 or more of these (ordered by severity) :

- spiking
- surging
- soaring
- skyrocketing
- exploding

"cases" are never declining, falling, or unchanged. Result: Karenocracy.

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2021 05:21 PM (786Ro)

313 Have a third and he can go into the Church.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:21 PM (rdbLX)

314 Is Fauci's Shakra vibrating?

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2021 05:22 PM (L0igc)

315 BTW, Midwayusa still has CCI 41 small rifle primers 1000ct in stock. Reloaders should know if they need any. These are the harder military primer cup for semi auto.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:22 PM (xunV5)

316 Best to do something before it happens. Dr. I just recently read says: Vitamin D, Vitamin D,Vitamin D. And btw Vit. D is not an actual vitamin; it's a hormone that is the key to the immune systems operation. Tells it when to start and when to stop and how much and where. Says everyone is Vitamin D deprived.

Says Fauci himself takes 8-9000 units A DAY. (quoted)
Posted by: jakee308


Preach It!!!

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:22 PM (Z32m1)

317
What's going to happen in the next twitter-bot-parrot firmware download is all the same lies and "stories" about NAC, the way they treated Ivermectin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 05:22 PM (yKq5h)

318 314 Is Fauci's Shakra vibrating?
Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2021 05:22 PM (L0igc)

That pimp couldn't find his chakras with two hands and a dildo.

Posted by: Al Gore at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (6FeV1)

319 Crap. I can't type for sh!t today. That should have been 7768 due to COVID and 7455 with COVID.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Xwt96)

320 The babies accidentally fell onto the hypodermic needles.

Eh, shit happens.

Posted by: Fauci the Turk at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Xrfse)

321 Covid never does anything " unexpectedly", I've noticed... it is always " expected"....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (6Je/Q)

322
Best to do something before it happens. Dr. I just recently read says: Vitamin D, Vitamin D,Vitamin D. And btw Vit. D is not an actual vitamin; it's a hormone that is the key to the immune systems operation. Tells it when to start and when to stop and how much and where. Says everyone is Vitamin D deprived.

==

Is there a certain kind of Vitamin D? Just any Vitamin D?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (O+I8R)

323 Be careful taking vitamins. You can overdo them, and actually get sick (or die) from too much. Too much A will kill you outright (that's why you don't eat polar bear liver), too much of certain B vites are linked to cancer, too much D is linked to bone problems, and too much E to cancer also. Unless you are like me (hint, nic), you don't need to take a ton of D. 1000-2000/day. B-12 for some people depending on your carnivore status. Everything else, especially the B vites (sans 12) and C are extremely easy to get by diet. Heck, goldfish crackers are decent sources of several B vites. Eat well! It's easy.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (KAi1n)

324 Posted by: Fauci the Turk at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Xrfse)

Selim the Snot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (6FeV1)

325 We all owe Clay Travis a debt of gratitude. All of sports media hate his guts because he almost singlehandedly got college football to play last year. (remember the big 10 commissioner who wanted to cancel all games even though his son was allowed to play in the SEC? Yeah.)

Give him a follow, he's a fearless fighter and they hate his guts. Trump boosts him, too.

Posted by: artemis at September 23, 2021 05:24 PM (AwPyG)

326 319 Crap. I can't type for sh!t today. That should have been 7768 due to COVID and 7455 with COVID.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Xwt96)

Loved the Smiley anyway....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:24 PM (6Je/Q)

327 Hey wth!!!

Glad you aren't dead yet!
Hydrate and rest. Call out sick tomorrow, even if you feel great. I called out and went to lunch with Diogenes. It was awesome.

And I had the penis removed from my forehead just Tuesday. I'm sure yours will be just as easy to excised.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 05:24 PM (awa8a)

328 Fauci is the Madonna of bureaucrats. He'll do anything to stay in the news.

Posted by: Caliban at September 23, 2021 05:24 PM (HgGBT)

329 Fauci will say whatever twitter progs want him to say. You can 100% predict what he'll say on that basis.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 23, 2021 05:24 PM (dYe5S)

330 Is there a certain kind of Vitamin D? Just any Vitamin D?
Posted by: Lady in Black

D-3. If you get D-2, your body has to convert it to D-3. D-2 is not bad, per se, just intermediate.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2021 05:25 PM (KAi1n)

331 253 Ventilate your home. That was one of the original suggestions and they stopped mentioning almost immediately.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 05:09 PM (YynYJ)

This is probably a good rule in general. I remember reading a comment/story/article by a respiratory doc from years ago saying he believed a lot of people had more respiratory issues because of constantly breathing very dry air due to air con or heat. His argument was that the human respiratory system functions best at a certain level of humidity and we are well under that most of the time. It was an interesting article.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:25 PM (gCAC6)

332 Saw a phone update on the NAC. Can be used for lessening of flu symptoms and was on the FDA list for early covid symptoms.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2021 05:26 PM (r5BVk)

333 234 jakee308, there is a connection with age and increasing number of ACE receptors to my understanding. More receptors, more susceptible to virus. In addition, most nursing home patients are indoors and not getting enough vitamin D from sunshine exposure and the older you get, the immune system gets weaker in general and comorbities such as heart disease, weakened lungs, and diabetes are greater. Individuals though differ of course.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:26 PM (xunV5)

334 If ventilated homes are the best, then the homeless should be good...

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:26 PM (6Je/Q)

335
NAC *might* also be an effective and safe anxiolytic.

Which is possibly another reason the fascist govt and their Big Pharma partners want to keep it out of reach -- it cuts into the Paxil profits.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 05:27 PM (yKq5h)

336 Fauci is the Gilligan of Maynard Krebs

Posted by: Skipper at September 23, 2021 05:27 PM (4I/2K)

337 NAC = N-acetyl cysteine

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)

338 Want to mitigate the risks of COVID in your own life?

1. Take Vitamins, especially C, D, and Zinc.
2. Get to a Healthy Weight.
3. Live healthy. Stay out of indoor crowds as much as possible, and away from crowded filthy places.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 05:01 PM



Coincidentally, that's how you mitigate the risks of pretty much ANY infectious disease. Just sayin.

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2021 05:27 PM (786Ro)

339 Ace has the corner on receptors....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:27 PM (6Je/Q)

340 Thanks, SFGoth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2021 05:28 PM (O+I8R)

341 If ventilated homes are the best, then the homeless should be good...
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:26 PM (6Je/Q)



Ah. That explains much.

I had assumed that sterno had antiviral properties.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:28 PM (rdbLX)

342 D-3. If you get D-2, your body has to convert it to D-3. D-2 is not bad, per se, just intermediate.

I'd been taking a D3+K2 long before the Chyna coof arrived on the scene. Still am, just out of habit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2021 05:28 PM (Xrfse)

343 337 NAC = N-acetyl cysteine
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)

Thanks... did not know that is a vitamin....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:28 PM (6Je/Q)

344 334 If ventilated homes are the best, then the homeless should be good...
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:26 PM (6Je/Q)

You have not heard about the epidemic ravaging the homeless have you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:28 PM (gCAC6)

345 I don't know if anyone has pointed this out, yet, but yesterday trump tweeted a photo of fauci sitting at a table behind a "defendant" desk-plate.

trump said: "First order of business"

Posted by: artemis at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (AwPyG)

346 334 kraken, interesting you should mention that--apparently the homeless appear less susceptible to Covid. During the Spanish Flu epidemic, they found open air hospitals to be advantageous which of course have great ventilation and access to sunshine.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (xunV5)

347 344 334 If ventilated homes are the best, then the homeless should be good...
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:26 PM (6Je/Q)

You have not heard about the epidemic ravaging the homeless have you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:28 PM (gCAC6)

I thought that was scabies....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)

348 344 334 If ventilated homes are the best, then the homeless should be good...
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:26 PM (6Je/Q)

You have not heard about the epidemic ravaging the homeless have you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 05:28 PM (gCAC6)

========

To be fair, I'm not sure that mental illness travels by air.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (LvTSG)

349 The lose weight thing seems like a big one actually, because a lot of these covid deaths seem to be in the obese. But doctors are always saying obesity = poor health anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (r5BVk)

350 There was a Moron named Muldoon,
Who surely hit post too soon.
He thought he had it in the bag,
But he forgot to close a tag.
Now he's singing a sad sad tune!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (kTF2Z)

351 Crap. I can't type for sh!t today. That should have been 7768 due to COVID and 7455 with COVID.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 05:23 PM (Xwt96)

Loved the Smiley anyway....
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:24 PM



And it rhymed!
( "COVID" with "COVID" )

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (786Ro)

352 303 The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' -- this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats.

Aldous Huxley

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 05:20 PM (2o90I)

-------

Stanford Prison Experiment (although there are suspicions, I believe admitted later by some participants, that that was faked).

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (Ss8Mj)

353 341 Grump928, I see someone has seen the Andromeda Strain movie or read the book.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (xunV5)

354 I just got a bottle of NAC from Life Extension. Are they trying to ban it now?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (hQVBP)

355
What's funny is all during growing up, all the radical pot heads told us about the miracles of Hemp.

Hemp could do literally anything. We could make anything from hemp. We could eat hemp. It would solve world hunger and world poverty. Hemp could cure any ailment.

The same bullshit is being said about CBD oil. It's all bullshit. But that isn't medical "misinformation." CBD oil isn't "horse dewormer," after all. Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (yKq5h)

356 trump said: "First order of business"
Posted by: artemis at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (AwPyG)



That is way down my list. Way below having Chick Schumer's severed hands nailed to the Senate doors and having Pelosi's entrails burned before her yet alive.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (rdbLX)

357 Ok, so I ain't Muldoon. Maybe Muldoon adjacent?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)

358 351

And it rhymed!
( "COVID" with "COVID" )
Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (786Ro)

Muldoon should do " orange" now.....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (6Je/Q)

359 352 Shain S.,
Affidavits exist of the 'prison guards' that they were coached by the primary researcher as to their roles in that Stanford Study.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:31 PM (xunV5)

360 obesity = poor health anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (r5BVk)

FAT SHAMER!

You are a racist and a h8tr.

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at September 23, 2021 05:31 PM (Q9lwr)

361 Let he among us who has not funded the unleashing of a genetically-engineered super-virus upon the world to cause millions and millions of deaths, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at September 23, 2021 05:31 PM (guGkK)

362 If only:

@TheBabylonBee 1m

Horse-Mounted Aides With Whips Chase Away Journalists Trying To Ask Biden Questions

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2021 05:32 PM (1t5dY)

363 Mr. Huxley doesn't seem familiar with the principles of Christianity, which teaches the opposite, and seems to have caught on pretty well.

Posted by: artemis at September 23, 2021 05:32 PM (AwPyG)

364 I see someone has seen the Andromeda Strain movie or read the book.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:30 PM (xunV5)


Have you ever noticed that every Michael Crichton novel is written like a screen play? All visual with little character development.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:32 PM (rdbLX)

365
Thanks... did not know that is a vitamin....
Posted by: kraken


It's a non-essential amino acid.


N-acetylcysteine (NAC) is a derivative of the amino acid cysteine. When consumed, NAC gets absorbed in the gastrointestinal tract, sent to the liver, and converted to cysteine. The liver uses cysteine to produce glutathione, which then enters the bloodstream and gets distributed throughout the body.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 05:32 PM (yKq5h)

366 I'm not up on the Ks except that certain lettuces are pretty high in them, particularly butter lettuce and I think romaine. It's not hard to get all of your vitamin needs from food if you plan it out. There are other substances, though, that need to be refined or don't come from plants we often eat.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2021 05:33 PM (KAi1n)

367 @356

And it kind of begs the question, why wasn't it the first order of business when he had orders of business?

Posted by: artemis at September 23, 2021 05:33 PM (AwPyG)

368 I have a friend whose entire family got the WuFlu and he thought he was going to die. His wife got it bad as well. Both of them are extremely overweight though but I didnt want to beat them over the head with it so just wished them well.

I been doing keto since the chinademic started, that with the weight loss and I hadnt been sick of anything in nearly two years. I dont think thats a coincidence

Btw the body acceptance crowd can suck my ass

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 23, 2021 05:33 PM (hQVBP)

369
nOOd faggotry and various sundry

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 05:33 PM (yKq5h)

370 I'm not sure that mental illness travels by air

Well, there seems to be some vector because it would seem that it's handily plowing its way through our population.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2021 05:34 PM (Xrfse)

371 336 Fauci is the Gilligan of Maynard Krebs
Posted by: Skipper at September 23, 2021 05:27 PM (4I/2K)

Fauci is the Larry Mondello of Eddie Haskells

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 05:34 PM (6FeV1)

372 > ...and now the babies are out for vengence!!!!!

Baby's Day Out On Point
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 05:20 PM (UW2ZS)

We're going back to the tick tock for the boo boo.

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 23, 2021 05:34 PM (VcFUs)

373 365
Thanks... did not know that is a vitamin....
Posted by: kraken

It's a non-essential amino acid.


N-acetylcysteine (NAC) is a derivative of the amino acid cysteine. When consumed, NAC gets absorbed in the gastrointestinal tract, sent to the liver, and converted to cysteine. The liver uses cysteine to produce glutathione, which then enters the bloodstream and gets distributed throughout the body.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 05:32 PM (yKq5h)


I love this place.... only at AoS

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 05:34 PM (6Je/Q)

374 I had a class in college that was an elective about general health, and I still use the stuff I learned to this day.

Vitamin supplements are especially important if you boil your vegetables, or eat out a lot.

Posted by: artemis at September 23, 2021 05:34 PM (AwPyG)

375 nood - nonviolent resistance freedom bus

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2021 05:34 PM (786Ro)

376
My Little Pony >>>> My Little Tony

Pony Poni Pone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 05:34 PM (63Dwl)

377 Not getting what NAC is, multi vitamin?

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 05:35 PM (2JoB8)

378 364 Grump928c,
As a writer, you tend to repeat your triumphs and Crichton apparently did not want to practice medicine.

More focused stories that can actually be filmed cheaply tend to do better as movie treatments anyway from my understanding.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:35 PM (xunV5)

379 Have you ever noticed that every Michael Crichton novel is written like a screen play? All visual with little character development.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Have you noticed that not a single one of them has a protagonist solving the central problem?

Not one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2021 05:36 PM (1t5dY)

380 Sooth to save the day

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 05:36 PM (2JoB8)

381
To be fair, I'm not sure that mental illness travels by air.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 05:29 PM (LvTSG)

Mental illness is a contact sport. You can get it just be walking by someome with it. You've seen the vd movies they showed us all in the 70's, right. Just. Like. That.

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 23, 2021 05:37 PM (VcFUs)

382 Remember the fuzzy math they had to use to prove Sturgis was a superspreader event?

Something like, this area wherever we think people most likely to have gone to Sturgis saw an increase and so we will extrapolate that nationwide.

No actual tracing whatsoever
Posted by: Lrrr at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (jIL4c)
_____
My sister and her family live in Wyoming nowhere near to Sturgis. When her son, who is in the hospital waiting for a liver transplant, tested positive for COVID, the person on the COVID hotline asked her many times whether he had been in Sturgis. She said it was one of the most bizarre conversations she's ever had. And she's a dispatcher for the sheriff's department so she's had a lot of bizarre phone conversations. The person actually said he might have snuck out of intensive care and made a Sturgis run. Or one of his friends probably visited him after being in Sturgis. Even though only his parents, one at a time are allowed in to see him.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 23, 2021 05:38 PM (RLLZj)

383 Mengele was never asked about his blown medical calls either.

Posted by: JohnGaltFLA at September 23, 2021 05:39 PM (qGE46)

384 What is NAC?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 05:39 PM (nxdel)

385 Must ban sunshine, fresh air, good food and restful sleep. Then we'll have you itchin' and twitchin' for your next booster.

Where does the seizing and pouncing fit into the fear porn for these 'cases'?

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 05:42 PM (3byMq)

386 359 352 Shain S.,
Affidavits exist of the 'prison guards' that they were coached by the primary researcher as to their roles in that Stanford Study.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 05:31 PM (xunV5)

--------

Thanks whig, I remember reading about it sometime this past decade ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 05:43 PM (Ss8Mj)

387 Have you noticed that not a single one of them has a protagonist solving the central problem?

Not one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2021 05:36 PM (1t5dY)



What about Sphere? They make the problem disappear.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:45 PM (rdbLX)

388 #295

Well we've been told for 20 years retail is dead. Bezos will pick up the slack.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2021 05:47 PM (L0igc)

389 Fauci me once, shame on him. Fauci me twice, two hundred times, shame on me.

Posted by: Karen at September 23, 2021 05:53 PM (zdpk0)

390 Not having Fauci is like having brain surgery without Jack the Ripper.

Posted by: Harry at September 23, 2021 06:01 PM (EcD5Y)

391 "tweets by sexually-shriveled Karens who feel alive for the first time in decades due to thrill of fearing everything and the empowerment to scold and bully everyone."


This is absolutely the best explanation.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 06:03 PM (RoIW/)

392 Not getting what NAC is, multi vitamin?

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 05:35 PM (2JoB

Its a dessert topping!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 06:09 PM (RoIW/)

393 Well there's the F@ck Joe Biden chant. Next weekend they'll add "Bite Me Fauci".

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at September 23, 2021 06:13 PM (cn6vO)

394 Fauci and every single POS leftard tyrant in government and the media should be forever shunned, shamed and harrassingly reminded of their egregious wrongness on all of this...if not lined up and executed for their blatant treason.

Posted by: Pete at September 23, 2021 06:33 PM (zUL7E)

395 NAC = N-acetylcistene

Posted by: Pete at September 23, 2021 06:34 PM (zUL7E)

396 N-acetylcystine, even...sorry for the typo

Posted by: Pete at September 23, 2021 06:35 PM (zUL7E)

397 He's a fucking idiot. MLB has been packing stadiums every single day since April, but magically, college football is dangerous 5 months later.

Such a clueless dipshit

Posted by: deadrody at September 23, 2021 08:12 PM (V9901)

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