Tears of a Clown: Socialist Socialite and Professional Baby-Talker AOC Decides to Show She's a Stronk, Empowered Woman By Crying At Work When She Can't Get Her Way

Specifically, she cried over the House voting to fund Israel's Iron Dome purely-defensive anti-ballistic-missile system. She's actually weeping that her terrorist allies won't be able to kill more Jews.


Jake Sherman

@JakeSherman


AOC seems distraught. She is in the middle of the house floor wiping away tears, crying into her colleagues shoulders.


Jake Sherman

@JakeSherman

Big huddle around AOC on the house floor. Jayapal, Barbara Lee, dingell, bush.


Apparently the communist coward was crying because she felt politically forced to withdraw her "no" vote and change it to "present" -- fearing political backlash.

So she cried and her simps comforted her.


RBe

@RBPundit


Reminder that AOC is crying like a little bitch because she withdrew her vote to NOT fund a defense system Israel uses to prevent terrorist bombs from killing innocent civilians.

Truly detestable.

The typical filth and scum voted in favor of their Hamas terrorist allies:


Emily Brooks


@emilybrooksnews

No votes on $1B for Israel Iron Dome:

Cori Bush (D-MO)

Andre Carson (D-IN)

Jesus Garcia (D-IL)

Raul Grijalva (D-AZ)

Thomas Massie (R-KY)

Marie Newman (D-IL)

Ilhan Omar (D-MN)

Ayanna Pressley (D-MA)

Rashida Tlaib (D-MI)

Present:

Hank Johnson (D-GA)

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)

I imagine Massie voted against it because he opposes all/most foreign spending.

The rest of them, though, can't wait to send American dollars to third-world shitholes -- but they hate Israel, and Jews, so much they can't even put that aside in the interest of saving lives.

Their vicious logic is simple:

1. Hamas terrorism pressures Israel to give in to their terroristic demands

2. Iron Dome stops most of the terror missiles and therefore reduces Hamas' leverage through terrorism

3. Therefore, we must take Iron Dome away from Israel so that Hamas' terrorism will have the impact it used to have, and that we want it to have.


AOCcriesoveHamasmissilesbeingshotdown2.png

Video below.

Posted by: Ace at 04:07 PM




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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:06 PM (eeRB6)

2 And, in tribute to Blonde Morticia...
asdfsdftlkmn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (eeRB6)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (arJlL)

4 Woman make strong leaders.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (pXhbm)

5 If this cvnt is so strong why is she always crying?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (JUOKG)

6 I don't understand the whole "strong independent woman who needs the government to provide everything for her and is an emotional wreck whenever she doesn't get her way" thing.

Probably because I hate women, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

7 Damn I hate this bitch.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (wAnMi)

8 If Israel wants the Iron Dome, they can buy it from us instead of asking for a handout.

Posted by: Old Guy at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (ajRxE)

9 You deplorable Red Staters can whinge all you'd like, but in the end I can eat an apple through a chain link fence, and you can't.

Posted by: AOC at September 23, 2021 03:09 PM (a3Q+t)

10 Also for Ace, a little Smokey Robinson:
https://youtu.be/4heHLbchPKk

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:09 PM (eeRB6)

11 You can't prove to me that Hank Johnson knew he was Present.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:09 PM (pXhbm)

12 As soon as I see the stupid masks I check out.

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 03:09 PM (CYnTg)

13 There's something wrong with her - I mean wronger than the other insane Marxist idiots. Is it Xanax? Adderall? Meth?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 03:09 PM (wAnMi)

14 4 Woman make strong leaders.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (pXhbm)

Stronk and independent ones, that - they also don't need no man.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 03:09 PM (5aFbR)

15 "Big huddle" around aoc.

You can't convince me they didn't plan that bit of theatre...

Posted by: Flyover at September 23, 2021 03:09 PM (Rbu5d)

16 Don't cry for me Puerto Rico,
I have no money to send you,
my Tesla payment is due
and my boyfriend wants some head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:10 PM (8Sqzu)

17 it's pretty simple, once Isreal kicks Pally's ass for a strike, then we get another million, shit 2 million, new Americans who are what made america great in the first place because other country's citizens is our greatest strengfth.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 03:10 PM (ZZK0E)

18 OT/
I gotta post this EXCELLENT CARTOON from one of the current hot artists (you see his shit behind Tim Pool).

Very timely:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUKyMv_ARPN/

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 03:10 PM (wAnMi)

19 'Baby quit your crying, put your clown britches on!'

Posted by: The Road Behind at September 23, 2021 03:11 PM (pXhbm)

20 Big huddle around AOC on the house floor. Jayapal, Barbara Lee, dingell, bush.

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The Bush family really is despicable.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 03:11 PM (sX1BW)

21 When your target is civilization itself, this has to hurt.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 23, 2021 03:11 PM (RevWS)

22 Isn't there some stylebook requirement that any reference to Raul Grijalva be preceded by "Fat Smelly Hippie"?

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 03:11 PM (9vQJW)

23 I'm past ready for a reckoning.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:11 PM (OCTRt)

24 Did you guys see Fuhrer Whitmer is going to ban mask mandates?

Maybe she is going to lose...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (DpkTQ)

25 How come they don't make a musical for Pinochet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (8Sqzu)

26 Don't cry for me Puerto Rico,
I have no money to send you,
my Tesla payment is due
and my boyfriend wants some head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:10 PM (8Sqzu)

*holds up lit cigarette lighter*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (eeRB6)

27 Spoiled , immature, entitled bitch. In one word, a Democrat.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (NUalg)

28 >> Isn't there some stylebook requirement that any reference to Raul Grijalva be preceded by "Fat Smelly Hippie"?


That guy is greasier than a 3rd tier blogger's dick.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (pXhbm)

29 Even crying commies . . . .

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:13 PM (KnJdm)

30 And, in tribute to Blonde Morticia...

I haven't seen her around in a while. Did something happen?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 03:13 PM (2JVJo)

31 She's crying to distract from her "Present" vote. She's too much of a coward to even vote her alleged convictions.

Why are we funding the Iron Dome? Isn't that for Israel's defense?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:13 PM (B0mGw)

32 Such a strong woman that that can't even stand up to her voters and defend a no vote.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 03:13 PM (bKIUx)

33 Did you guys see Fuhrer Whitmer is going to ban mask mandates?

Maybe she is going to lose...


The Party never loses. Something else is afoot.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 03:13 PM (+LCoQ)

34 Why are WE spending money on Israel's iron dome? We could spend that billion on a border wall.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 03:13 PM (mdgQ7)

35 I haven't seen her around in a while. Did something happen?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 03:13 PM (2JVJo)

She went dark after 1/6, if I recall rightly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (eeRB6)

36 Why do Puerto Ricans hate Jews? Trying to keep up here. Alternate question, why do Jews keep voting for Democrats?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (oWBc3)

37 I've never seen tits on a clown.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (u6xw0)

38 AOC and Hank Johnson being grouped together seems appropriate.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (y7DUB)

39 Didn't that subset of ugly and slightly commier commies say they would oppose and fight Biden's mega-trillion YOLO give-away if the US didn't make it easier to kill jews?

Any bets on if they will actually oppose the bill as a consequence? I give it a zero.zero % chance of any actual opposition. When does a leftist say no to spending?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (qQsNc)

40 24 Did you guys see Fuhrer Whitmer is going to ban mask mandates?

Maybe she is going to lose...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (DpkTQ)

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She'd better. I suspect if she wins, she'll have a sudden change of heart.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (CAJOC)

41 Do you need more proof these people are fanatics, devoted to the destruction of their political enemies, GOP? Or should we just slough off the fact they are literally crying because Jews will be able to defend themselves from terrorist attacks?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (VpIIl)

42 33 Did you guys see Fuhrer Whitmer is going to ban mask mandates?

Maybe she is going to lose...

The Party never loses. Something else is afoot.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
____________

Yes. She hates us and is forcing us to see her whole face.

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (9vQJW)

43 36 Why do Puerto Ricans hate Jews? Trying to keep up here. Alternate question, why do Jews keep voting for Democrats?
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Cuz both tribes are insane.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (8Sqzu)

44 Why are WE spending money on Israel's iron dome? We could spend that billion on a border wall.
==
In a perfect world we'd not need either.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (KEbxE)

45 If Israel wants the Iron Dome, they can buy it from us instead of asking for a handout.

Posted by: Old Guy at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM


Psst., Israel developed Iron Dome by themselves. They came to us years ago and asked us to help them developed it and we told them nope, go away, that technology will never work, you are on your own. They went and built it by themselves.


They agreed to share the technology with us if we would fund the missiles for them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (JUOKG)

46 AOC and Hank Johnson being grouped together seems appropriate.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Dumb & Dumber.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (OCTRt)

47

There is an alternative to the Iron Dome:

Israel massese every tank, bulldozer and aircraft it has and bulldozes Gaza into the fucking Mediterranean.

Then we can save the billion on the Iron Dome. Okay by you, Titty Caca?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (s2VJv)

48 46 AOC and Hank Johnson being grouped together seems appropriate.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Dumb & Dumber.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (OCTRt)


Termite and... Mounds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (s2VJv)

49 30 Mp4, last I know is that she was headed to DC in Jan.

Not sure if she has checked back in since then for probably very good reasons.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (xunV5)

50 >>Why do Puerto Ricans hate Jews?


Jets v Laser Sharks

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (pXhbm)

51 She's just acting. She can't have the "no" vote on her record if she challenges Chuckie Schumer for NY. So, she has to vote present. Thus, the theater.

Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (P69fT)

52 Why do Puerto Ricans hate Jews? Trying to keep up here. Alternate question, why do Jews keep voting for Democrats?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23,

**

Come to my house around the holidays and you'll know why!

Posted by: Jaun Epstein at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (u6xw0)

53 Justin Amash must be very disappointed that he is no longer there to vote no.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (xPl2J)

54 As I understand it, Iron Dome gives us technology we can't fund directly due to some stupid treaty with the Reds (Russian type) years ago.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (oWBc3)

55 She's a menstruating person and it's her time to menstruate you h8trs!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (vivhj)

56 "Alternate question, why do Jews keep voting for Democrats?"

I've been reading about Zionism by a guy named Leveque. Jews have generally been big time socialists since inception (of socialism). It's kinda a thing for them. Probably not going to change anytime soon.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (B0mGw)

57 Johnson flipped like an overloaded Guam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (guGkK)

58
Why are we funding the Iron Dome? Isn't that for Israel's defense?
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They share tech with us, which allows us to sidestep certain ABM treaties, IIRC. Us, Iron Dome allows Israel greater flexibility in how and when it responds to attacks, which in turn gives them, and us, leverage in the region.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (bKIUx)

59 If Israel wants the Iron Dome, they can buy it from us instead of asking for a handout.

Where are the Evangelicals who absolutely insist that Israel will be around for at least 1007 more years?

This would be a good test to see if Dispensational Eschatology is real.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (+LCoQ)

60 Why are WE spending money on Israel's iron dome? We could spend that billion on a border wall.
==
In a perfect world we'd not need either.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


In a perfect world, we'd fire the missiles AT the border.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (OCTRt)

61 50 >>Why do Puerto Ricans hate Jews?

Jets v Laser Sharks
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (pXhbm)


Thread winning contender. I laughed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (s2VJv)

62 Why are we funding the Iron Dome? Isn't that for Israel's defense?

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The reason you want to fund the Iron Dome: to defend Jews who are attacked from all sides.

The reason they want to fund the Iron Dome: to payback the Defense contractors that paid them off.

The reason AOC voted present: she is strong and will not be bullied into a present vote.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (sX1BW)

63 Did you guys see Fuhrer Whitmer is going to ban mask mandates?

Maybe she is going to lose...

The Party never loses. Something else is afoot.
==
She's not very popular as a result of the covid hypocrisy stuff and the oppo is super motivated by flat out hatred. So she's worried about the swing votes, which dont cotton to mandates.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (tY5yS)

64 I just discovered the way to survive every day of the rein of Joe Biden*:

For this you will need: one room which you will not leave; one mattress; tomato soup, ten tins of; mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold; ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of; Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle; paracetamol; mouth wash; vitamins; mineral water; Lucozade; pornography; one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus; one television; and one bottle of Valium, which I have already procured, from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (dQvv7)

65 Big huddle around AOC on the house floor.
........

First!

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

66 >>They agreed to share the technology with us if we would fund the missiles for them.


Pretty sure we aren't losing out on sharing technology with Israel.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (pXhbm)

67 She's crying because US taxpayers have to pay for something that Israel is rich enough to buy for itself.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (L9P9s)

68 I thought there was no crying in baseball.

Posted by: Texican-ette at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (gou4q)

69
In a perfect world, we'd fire the missiles AT the border.
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no, that's a nearly perfect world.

Rods from God.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (teNDc)

70 Is it ok to fap to the video of AOC crying?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: thirteen28 at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (KX4VP)

71 How come they don't make a musical for Pinochet?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (8Sqzu)


Well, they have the opening anthem and the complimentary upbeat dance/romance number already written in Let the Bodies Hit the Ground and It's Raining Men

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (ssx3L)

72 Big huddle around AOC on the house floor.
........

First!
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
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I heard she was a long snapper in college.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (bKIUx)

73 Rods from God.
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This. On every fucking caravan headed north.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (8Sqzu)

74 Big huddle around AOC on the house floor.
........



$5 handies.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (OCTRt)

75 what is going on in that tiny AOC brain

to make her have the sadz over something like this??!

she's so confused!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (j9HX3)

76 She went dark after 1/6, if I recall rightly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (eeRB6)


Ugh, hope she's OK. I liked her.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (2JVJo)

77 67 She's crying because US taxpayers have to pay for something that Israel is rich enough to buy for itself.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (L9P9s)


Right. And the TRILLIONS of dollars US taxpayers are robbed of for CRT, Welfare, Food Stamps, Section 8 housing and all the rest are a bargain and well worth it, right Chuckles?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (s2VJv)

78 Speaking of movies and plots, has anyone realized that Vanilla Sky is just an adaption of the plot for Groundhog Day?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (ssx3L)

79 Jews keep voting for Democrats for the same reason Catholic Charities is collaborating with Democrats to aid the illegal alien invasion of our country. Because at that point they are no longer religious or even Americans. They are members and facilitators of the Democrat Party Death Cult.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (VpIIl)

80 re: Reminder that AOC is crying like a little bitch because she withdrew her vote to NOT fund a defense system Israel uses to prevent terrorist bombs from killing innocent civilians.

Meanwhile, I'm sure she'd be doing cartwheels and cheers had that funding gone to Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (SOV+T)

81 lol, such a spoiled little brat

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (2o90I)

82 I guess I'm of the Massie mindset in general. I wouldn't fund Israel's Iron Dome either without something in return. I assume the quid pro quo is their Mid East intelligence. They should throw something else in too.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (xHfph)

83 They agreed to share the technology with us if we would fund the missiles for them.

Relying on the depraved nature of all involved parties, I would expect The Party to keep the technology and drop the former US's end of the deal. Israel then shops the technology to China in return for funding.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (+LCoQ)

84 Interesting how she knew where to stand to be able to turn and be sure to be in the camera frame to show her public just how distraught she was. Is there a little X taped on the floor to show democrats the best place to stand to make the CSPAN highlight reel?

What a phony phuck.

Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (gS3OW)

85 So we finally got to see AOC choke. Cool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (8Sqzu)

86 Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (dQvv7)

Nice Trainspotting ref

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (eeRB6)

87 Raul Grijalva is a POS. He doesn't represent Arizona's interests, he represents Mexico's interests.

He'll happily vote for unlimited billions of U.S. taxpayer dollars to spend on "free" handouts to illegal aliens, but money to help Israel defend itself? No sale.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (k4dH2)

88 25 How come they don't make a musical for Pinochet?
Posted by: Puddin Head
__________

A sitcom would be nice too.

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (9vQJW)

89 Rods from God.
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This. On every fucking caravan headed north.
==
And since the world is perfect, we use the endless supply of RODS to stitch a brand spanking new even GRANDER canyon along the border, from sea to shining sea. Really Really Great.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:20 PM (teNDc)

90 DINGELL/BUSH 2024

Posted by: Beto O'Scrotum at September 23, 2021 03:20 PM (sWM8x)

91 I'm sorry.
Please explain to me why we are funding anything for anyone with our own border a joke and we are bankrupt.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 03:21 PM (PqMcG)

92 Screw all those murderous illegitimi...

Posted by: Mike Morgan at September 23, 2021 03:21 PM (lrLl2)

93 There there AOC,

The Paolo, he knows how to turn that frown upside down.

...The Paolo...

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 03:21 PM (vd8XM)

94 Tears of a Clown.

Indeed

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2021 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

95 82 I guess I'm of the Massie mindset in general. I wouldn't fund Israel's Iron Dome either without something in return. I assume the quid pro quo is their Mid East intelligence. They should throw something else in too.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (xHfph)


Seriously, the strategic position of Israel alone is worth its weight in gold. The fact that they are a technological, scientific and economic powerhouse when all around them is medieval squalor is an amazing bonus.

And the Stuxnet virus might have delayed an Iranian nuke on YOUR head by at least 10 years.

But, yeah. Those lousy Heebs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 03:21 PM (s2VJv)

96 How come they don't make a musical for Pinochet?
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We tried, his nose grew every time he threw a commie out of a helicopter. Walt just said it wasn't funny enough.

Posted by: Disney Treatment Team at September 23, 2021 03:22 PM (teNDc)

97 I haven't seen a woman cry so easily and profusely since Demi Moore in "Ghost"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 23, 2021 03:22 PM (qAR6u)

98 37 I've never seen tits on a clown.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (u6xw0)

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It was an ok movie. The ending was kind of stupid and hard to follow, but overall I'd say it was worth renting.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 03:22 PM (VJsqe)

99 Crying is a bad answer to things. Crying publicly is a really bad answer to things. And if you're not otherwise really good, it makes you unacceptable as a colleague.

I had a female colleague once who was insanely smart. Brilliant, and she worked her ass off and was really nice. But she was super weepy and would sometimes wander away to take a walk to get her emotional act together. I put up with it out of her - and tried to help overcome her work-related frustrations to keep the weeping under control - only because she was actually that smart and that good extremely nice, but even then it was basically unacceptable. I couldn't imagine putting up with that kind of shit out of a dimwit asshole like AOC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:22 PM (DCdYk)

100 Isn't there some stylebook requirement that any reference to Raul Grijalva be preceded by "Fat Smelly Hippie"?
Posted by: Furious

Yes, you forget that he's a Fat Fu**ing Asshole Smelly Hippie that keeps getting elected by Tucson AZ because the people who live in Tucson suck big donkey d**ks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2021 03:23 PM (gRQR7)

101 "Crying is a bad answer to things. Crying publicly is a really bad answer to things. "

Women logic says when a woman cries, you can't be mean to her or you're the one who's wrong. She knows what she's doing. Any criticism will be a double edged sword.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:23 PM (B0mGw)

102 89 Rods from God.
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This. On every fucking caravan headed north.
==
And since the world is perfect, we use the endless supply of RODS to stitch a brand spanking new even GRANDER canyon along the border, from sea to shining sea. Really Really Great.
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Why not just erase Panama and make it Toll Free? Dittos Delaware.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:23 PM (8Sqzu)

103 >> I guess I'm of the Massie mindset in general. I wouldn't fund Israel's Iron Dome either without something in return. I assume the quid pro quo is their Mid East intelligence. They should throw something else in too.


You assume a lot. We enter into these agreements not to the exclusive benefit of others, but also to ourselves.

As far as I know, Israel has had a long history of sharing tons of technology and advancements with the Western Allies and asked very little in return.

What exactly have we learned/gained from the other nations we heap moneies on?

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:23 PM (pXhbm)

104 >They agreed to share the technology with us if we would fund the missiles for them.


Pretty sure we aren't losing out on sharing technology with Israel.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (pXhbm)

I think they got the technology from us and improved on it. From the days of the Patriot missiles shooting down scud missiles.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 23, 2021 03:23 PM (xHfph)

105 haven't seen a woman cry so easily and profusely since Demi Moore in "Ghost"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 23, 2021 03:22 PM (qAR6u)

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*notes kbdabear probably never raised daughters*

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 03:23 PM (TlLUD)

106 About the only thing the SBC has gotten right of late is the full support of Israel. Jesus is coming back and people need to get right.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (oWBc3)

107 I imagine Massie voted against it because he opposes all/most foreign spending.

I gotta say, I'm with Massie on this one. Its great we could help out the world but we gotta focus on home for a while now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

108 "asked very little in return."

Well, that's debatable.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (B0mGw)

109 This is just another of her bad dramatics. Her crying jag at the Southern border when she actually wasn't crying any tears.

Maybe at the next red carpet event, she can wear a gown that is painted with " I (heart) to kill Jews".

Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (oiNtH)

110 I remember crying at work once. But I had already gotten my way, and my boss started crying, and I got emotional.

I was asking for the rest of a day off because a family member was going for an emergency brain surgery.

Sandy C needs to nut the fuck up. And also, she should jump in an industrial glass grinder. But first things, first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (b2Wda)

111 Women logic says when a woman cries, you can't be mean to her or you're the one who's wrong. She knows what she's doing. Any criticism will be a double edged sword.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:23 PM (B0mGw)
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Nope, not me. For many people, perhaps. But she wasn't drafted for that position. She went after it. You wanna play in a high-power, high-stakes world? Get your shit together.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (DCdYk)

112 I think we have spent tens of Billions on housing illegal aliens this year, alone.

We'll be piling on the Billions for the rest of their lives, as well.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (pXhbm)

113 @KatiePavlich

Border Patrol Union Blasts WH's Decision to Suspend Horse Unit Following Fake News

https://tinyurl.com/yfjcv7o6

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (cF8AT)

114 How come they don't make a musical for Pinochet?
Posted by: Puddin Head
__________

A sitcom would be nice too.
Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (9vQJW)


"My Mother the Helicopter"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (Xo5lP)

115 "Nope, not me. For many people, perhaps. "

She isn't crying for you. She knows you're not going to vote for her anyway.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:25 PM (B0mGw)

116 I remember crying at work once. But I had already gotten my way, and my boss started crying, and I got emotional.

I was asking for the rest of a day off because a family member was going for an emergency brain surgery.

Sandy C needs to nut the fuck up. And also, she should jump in an industrial glass grinder. But first things, first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (b2Wda)
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Yeah, that's not crying because your project got canceled or because you got criticism. That's pretty damn different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:25 PM (DCdYk)

117 I noticed that she has a "Domestic Partner" not a husband. I do not think she will ever marry.

Posted by: Picric at September 23, 2021 03:25 PM (xJ184)

118 The Left is very antisemitic, AOC praying 17 times a day towards Mecca yet?

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 03:25 PM (2JoB8)

119 115
"My Mother the Helicopter"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (Xo5lP)


"Tanned, rested and ready!"

- - zombie Ann Sothern

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 03:25 PM (s2VJv)

120 How come they don't make a musical for Pinochet?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (8Sqzu)


Because it would be a smash Broadway hit that would make Hamilton and Cats look like relative flops. We can't have people going around humming catchy tunes about commies falling like red autumn leaves...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (wAnMi)

121 What exactly have we learned/gained from the other nations we heap moneies on?
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Goat pussy?

Posted by: Afghanistan at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (sWM8x)

122 25 How come they don't make a musical for Pinochet?
Posted by: Puddin Head
__________

A sitcom would be nice too.
Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (9vQJW)
........

and a reality show.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

123 This busty brunette doesn't cry at work:
https://is.gd/aRJZlv

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (DCdYk)

124 Hamas has the Allah-given right to really CHEAP attacks that wipe out hundreds of Jews in Israel! Any missile defense system means they need better or many more missiles!

Just like Russia and China have the right to rain Nuclear weapons on US cities without the need to overcome missile defense systems.

Even free-lance redistributionists should not need to worry about an involuntary donator defending themselves with firearms when they seek to gather materials for redistribution. I mean, who do these peasants think they are, members of Congress?

Posted by: JB1000 at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (G3a/U)

125 Psst., Israel developed Iron Dome by themselves. They came to us years ago and asked us to help them developed it and we told them nope, go away, that technology will never work, you are on your own. They went and built it by themselves.


They agreed to share the technology with us if we would fund the missiles for them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:15 PM (JUOKG)

Yep, they did what Reagan wanted to do and tried to push in the mid-80's. All the dems scoffed at him and Bush the First quietly killed all the funding for it, and then Clinton made sure it was dead. They justified it by saying it was impossible and Reagan was cray-cray. But the Isrealis took the ball, ran with it, and made it work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (trdmm)

126 The only thing Democrats love more than dead Jews is dead babies.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (/bNwY)

127
Maybe at the next red carpet event, she can wear a gown that is painted with " I (heart) to kill Jews".


Aren't there more Jews in Miami and NYC than there is in all of Israel? And given the mixed cultures and ethnicities there, isn't it better to describe Israel as populated by Israelis ?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (+LCoQ)

128 Goat pussy?
Posted by: Afghanistan at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (sWM8x)
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C'mon, A-stan. Quit lying. We all know you're an ass man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (DCdYk)

129 124 This busty brunette doesn't cry at work:
https://is.gd/aRJZlv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (DCdYk)

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Looks like a great spot for a motorboat

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (VJsqe)

130 What I'm taking from this is, the fix is in:
GOPe has agreed to provide 3-5 votes in the Senate, the AZ gal will vote yes and Manchin no.
For added failure theater, at least 2 GOPe will fake a positive Covid and "abstain"

Thus, "it would have passed without any R votes anyway" will give everyone cover.

They wouldn't have forced a public humiliation on AOC--and she wouldn't have accepted it--if they didn't have the votes in the Senate.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (jIL4c)

131 AOC's a real Margaret Thatcher.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (lImFe)

132 I heard she was a long snapper in college.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (bKIUx)

Do not urban dictionary.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (KnJdm)

133 AOC:" *sniff, sniff*, I'm trying to kill them *sniff sniff* but America just won't let me."

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (G0vdT)

134 But she wasn't drafted for that position. She went after it. You wanna play in a high-power, high-stakes world? Get your shit together.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (DCdYk)

Wasn't she cast and hired by the Justice Democrats? She's an actress, with all the baggage and emotional maturity of an actress.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (eeRB6)

135 KatiePavlich

Border Patrol Union Blasts WH's Decision to Suspend Horse Unit Following Fake News

https://tinyurl.com/yfjcv7o6
Posted by: Tami at S

That unit is not under Fed authority, is it?

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (NUalg)

136 AOC makes a scene crying...votes No... then changes her vote to present... shaking my head.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

137 127 The only thing Democrats love more than dead Jews is dead babies.
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Almost all Jews I know are Dems. The party has been very generous to them for a price.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (8Sqzu)

138 those tears are so genuine because she doesn't have the stones to actually stand by her convictions.

yeah, i buy it.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (8D42x)

139 Ifbit is, it can come under TX sheriff's authority.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (NUalg)

140 >>I heard she was a long snapper in college.


Her little man is in a Canoe.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (pXhbm)

141 Wasn't she cast and hired by the Justice Democrats? She's an actress, with all the baggage and emotional maturity of an actress.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (eeRB6)
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Yes, she was. And no, that doesn't matter. She went after the role, knew what it would entail, and has capitalized on it magnificently. She doesn't get to have it both ways. She can't play those games *and* the manipulative weepy girl game at the same time. No bid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:29 PM (DCdYk)

142 Grandstanding cvnt.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2021 03:29 PM (ObOzR)

143 Democrats don't want average American citizens defending themselves so why should countries they despise do so?

Ergo Democrats are evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 03:29 PM (E6qW6)

144 I'm a deep water Baptist redneck and I am stunned at the number of long term bloggers here who don't get the rationale of the US supporting Israel. And for clarity, I have worked there and they can be a pain in the ass like most populations, but fucking with God's chosen is, dangerous.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (oWBc3)

145 those tears are so genuine because she doesn't have the stones to actually stand by her convictions. ...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (8D42x)
++++
She's only listening the OK Cupid dating site's marketing:
https://is.gd/7fKrZc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (DCdYk)

146 London Long Snapper

Posted by: Do not try this at home. Literally. at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (7JPrm)

147 The most nukable woman.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (T1fV4)

148 I find it interesting Kentucky Repub. voted present. Any insights?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (B0mGw)

149 113 I think we have spent tens of Billions on housing illegal aliens this year, alone.
____________

Housing, food, clothing, medical care, abortions, classes and entertainment for the kiddies, etc.

The spending never stops.

But we can afford it, and we can certainly afford to have tens of thousands of Haitians move here from Chile and Brazil to join the TWO MILLION Haitians already living here and sucking off the government teat, because hey, everybody should get to "upgrade their lifestyle" right?

And we'll just keep spending trillions more dollars than we take in in revenue every year to pay for all these "free" goodies, because America's magic money tree will never run dry! And pay no attention to the $20 trillion debt we've already run up, or the hundreds of trillions more in unfunded liabilities we've got, because . . . shut up raaaaacist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (k4dH2)

150 Well, of course these anti American congress persons hate Israel. Israel is an ally to the evil United States.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (+lVUW)

151 >>> That unit is not under Fed authority, is it?
Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (NUalg)


Now do vaccine mandates.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (qQsNc)

152 118 I noticed that she has a "Domestic Partner" not a husband. I do not think she will ever marry.
Posted by: Picric at September 23, 2021 03:25 PM (xJ184)

Would you want to marry her? Who in their right mind would?

I doubt her participation in rites of decadence are performed very well.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 03:30 PM (5aFbR)

153 Ah yes, AOC has discovered the problem of coalitional politics. You cannot please everyone but if the coalition is identity based--you make enemies regardless of your choice.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (xunV5)

154 Ugh. I am embarrassed to share a gender with this stupid twit.

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (hV9ir)

155 Maybe she's in the capitol jail.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (xopIz)

156 Those folks who voted 'no' are all pieces of shit, but I respect them far more than Sandy Cortez, who couldn't even muster sufficient courage to cast a meaningless, symbolic vote. Pathetic coward.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (HmZuC)

157 What a sissy little bitch.

I made someone cry at work once. She had no-showed no-called on a day that we needed her to perform a test on some hardware. I had to call her personal cell to find her; she was at home doing some gardening because the weather had finally broken enough to allow it. The next day, I told her gently but directly that if she is going to leave work on a day when we need her to do a hardware test, then she needs to at least send me an email (she had moseyed into my office that morning, saw I wasn't there, then headed home). She spent the rest of the day crying and told my manager I had attacked her. Luckily, my manager knew me well enough to know that was BS.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (8548M)

158 "Springtime for Pinochet and Chile!"

Got to pitch the idea right.

"You're right! Let's kill the actors!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (E6qW6)

159 "Her little man is in a Canoe."

With a little gentle nudging, I'm sure we could coax him to come out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (B0mGw)

160 This busty brunette doesn't cry at work:
https://is.gd/aRJZlv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (DCdYk)

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Looks like a great spot for a motorboat
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (VJsqe)

She's also unsinkable...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (V6f9+)

161 If AOC keeps crying, people are going to stop taking her seriously.
LOL

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (+lVUW)

162 @ABC 5m

BREAKING: At least one person dead and 13 injured in shooting at Kroger grocery store near Memphis, Tennessee officials say. The shooter has died of what officials say they believe to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound

https://tinyurl.com/ygyo63gg

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (cF8AT)

163 Upon hearing this, Jewish support for OAC in NYC plummeted from 92.87% to 92.76%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (GQ5VU)

164 Long snapper = two holes instead of three

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (ObOzR)

165 Did she discreetly use a fingernail next to her eyes to stimulate the tears to start flowing, or has she perfected the art of crying on cue for the cameras?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (SRRAx)

166 >>She's also unsinkable...


A Witch!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (pXhbm)

167 You know there was a reason crying (or rather over emotionality) were seen as both a weakness in a leader and a man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:33 PM (gCAC6)

168 Hello, all.

Shorter AOC: *sobs* *up-talks* "I just want to kill Jews! Is that so bad?" *sobs*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at September 23, 2021 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

169 We need our own Iron Dome. I will call it Iron Mask

Reminds of some olden movie.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 03:33 PM (T1fV4)

170 I heard she was a long snapper in college.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (bKIUx)
.......

Sounds like a cloacal malformation.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

171 162 @ABC 5m

BREAKING: At least one person dead and 13 injured in shooting at Kroger grocery store near Memphis, Tennessee officials say. The shooter has died of what officials say they believe to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound

https://tinyurl.com/ygyo63gg
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Memphis really needs its Confederate Statues back. It's gone to shit ever since Elvis died.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:33 PM (8Sqzu)

172 Democrats don't want average American citizens defending themselves so why should countries they despise do so?

Ergo Democrats are evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I guess they don't realize that Israel doesn't have to ask permission.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:33 PM (OCTRt)

173 This be as good idear because moor money should s be used to help the ill Gay population. Israel is a trouble maker for children of coller in Africa.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (6QJnV)

174 Present:

Hank Johnson (D-GA)

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)

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A collective IQ below room temperature.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (Ss8Mj)

175 Mass shooting in Collierville, TN. Shooter went into a Kroger and opened fire. 13 injured and 2 dead, one of which is the shooter by his own hand.

I guess the distraction from tomorrow's AZ voting news went off earlier than scheduled.

Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (UhON+)

176 AOC is hot!

Posted by: Recently Fired Sushi Chef at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (dynG0)

177
Almost all Jews I know are Dems. The party has been very generous to them for a price.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (8Sqzu)


Almost all Catholics I know are Dems. And Union. And love Catholic Charities. Sad.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (NUalg)

178 I haven't seen her cry like this since she leaned on a chain link fence next to an empty parking lot pretending it was a bunch of illegal aliens trying to get in

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

179 174 Present:

Hank Johnson (D-GA)

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)

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A collective IQ below room temperature.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (Ss8Mj)


Hank didn't want Israel to tip over. Iron is heavy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

180 We just spent a wonderful long weekend in the free state of Florida. No TV, and a beach with a memorial to 9/11 and a sand sculpture dedicated to the Kabul 13, complete with candles, the Star Spangled Banner and taps played every evening at 7:30. It was incredible.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

181 Why is she crying over the passage when she didn't even vote against it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (DCdYk)

182 The shooter has died of what officials say they believe to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (cF8AT)


*marks "COVID"*

Another Grim Milestone on Trump's watch.

Posted by: CDC at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (P4LRL)

183 Memphis really needs its Confederate Statues back. It's gone to shit ever since Elvis died.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:33 PM


IMO, that really started when they vote-frauded Dick Hackett out of office.

Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (UhON+)

184 Sending a billion to fund Iron Dome is money far better spent than sending a billion to China to see what kind of "interesting" viruses they can cook up in the bat-lab.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (trdmm)

185 Mass shooting in Collierville, TN. Shooter went into a Kroger and opened fire. 13 injured and 2 dead, one of which is the shooter by his own hand.

I guess the distraction from tomorrow's AZ voting news went off earlier than scheduled.

Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (UhON+)

What are the odds on known wolf?

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (KnJdm)

186 Why do Puerto Ricans hate Jews?

Wasn't there a story in the Duranty Times, decades ago before the self gassing began in earnest, when they found that some PR families were secretly celebrating Jewish holidays by rote. And they figured out they were descended from Spanish Marranos families who were forcibly converted by the muz but surreptitiously kept the traditions.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (y7DUB)

187 American Jews will still line up and donate/vote for these Democrats.

I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people. It makes zero sense, especially with the anti-Israel zeal, but I think most Jews just don't care about their "homeland" just like I don't really care that much about my European roots.

Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (PwNLq)

188 What are the odds on known wolf?
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (KnJdm)
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You're too young to be so cynical...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (DCdYk)

189 Tax the Rich and That Commie Bitch

I wonder if she ever paid her back taxes on her little book project.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (F0YaR)

190 She spent the rest of the day crying and told my manager I had attacked her. Luckily, my manager knew me well enough to know that was BS.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 03:31 PM (8548M)

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She should have been begging you to keep her job.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (TlLUD)

191 https://tinyurl.com/ygyo63gg
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:32 PM (cF8AT)



Mighty big raft of assholes in the comments on that one...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (ZSK0i)

192 Mass shooting in Collierville, TN. Shooter went into a Kroger and opened fire. 13 injured and 2 dead, one of which is the shooter by his own hand.

I guess the distraction from tomorrow's AZ voting news went off earlier than scheduled.

Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (UhON+)

What are the odds on known wolf?
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Pretty high. Expect another later in the week. This one isn't going to be enough to move the news cycle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (U3Lai)

193 I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people


=====


I have. Irish Catholics.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (NUalg)

194 Almost all Jews I know are Dems. The party has been very generous to them for a price.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (8Sqzu)


Almost all Catholics I know are Dems. And Union. And love Catholic Charities. Sad.
Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (NUalg)

The first one is mostly true.

Catholics are a huge and ethnically ( and financially) diverse cohort. Thus, they are hard to pin down.
Most of the Catholics I know voted for Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)

195 Congressing is like, hard. Rilly rilly hard. (sob)

Posted by: AOC at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (ObOzR)

196 How about we stop ALL foreign aid for five years and see what happens?

Posted by: Occam's Ginsu at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (po5ZZ)

197 Much as I detest AOC, I have to ask why are we funding Iron Dome? Israel's a young nation, and our ally, but not a poor nation.

Posted by: Cornpop at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (l7udz)

198 Reports say the shooter was wearing a MAGA hat**
- CNN

** may or may not be true

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (GQ5VU)

199 AOC can cheer herself up with a good comedy, like Ol Yeller.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (axyOa)

200 The scientific term for long snapper is monotreme.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (xPl2J)

201

Almost all Catholics I know are Dems. And Union. And love Catholic Charities. Sad.
Posted by: runner

Nope.
Might want to exclude Catholic Morons from your all inclusive statement above.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (gRQR7)

202
I have. Irish Catholics.
Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (NUalg)

The ones who have stake in the Party, yes.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (mR6Gs)

203 One of these days an FBI plant will lose themselves in the role...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (E6qW6)

204 Much as I detest AOC, I have to ask why are we funding Iron Dome? Israel's a young nation, and our ally, but not a poor nation.

Posted by: Cornpop at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (l7udz)

You're a bad dude!

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

205 196 How about we stop ALL foreign aid for five years and see what happens?
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If you did that what would all Nepots do for five years? The Grift of the Nepots must continue.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (8Sqzu)

206 193 I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people


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I have. Irish Catholics.
Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (NUalg)

___

Post say 1995? Irish Catholic Dem is kind of a long gone thing isn't it?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (GQ5VU)

207 But she wasn't drafted for that position. She went after it. You wanna play in a high-power, high-stakes world? Get your shit together.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:24 PM (DCdYk)

Wasn't she cast and hired by the Justice Democrats? She's an actress, with all the baggage and emotional maturity of an actress.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM


Failed actress that had to get a bartender job to pay her student loans. She never landed a bit part even though she did hundreds of auditions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (JUOKG)

208 Most of the Catholics I know voted for Trump
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Depends on where you live. In cleveland they didn't, in cincinnati they did.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (mBivr)

209 Trolls love Israel posts

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (oWBc3)

210 Well, they have the opening anthem and the complimentary upbeat dance/romance number already written in Let the Bodies Hit the Ground and It's Raining Men
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 03:18 PM (ssx3L)

you know those two songs are about the same event from different points of view...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (8D42x)

211 >> I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people


Never been in a Union Town, have you?

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (pXhbm)

212 187 American Jews will still line up and donate/vote for these Democrats.

I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people. It makes zero sense, especially with the anti-Israel zeal, but I think most Jews just don't care about their "homeland" just like I don't really care that much about my European roots.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (PwNLq)

It is not just Jews. It is the entire population of leftist drones. When you can watch a white dude scream 'Do away with WHITENESS!' You are into fucking cult territory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (gCAC6)

213 Almost all Catholics I know are Dems. And Union. And love Catholic Charities. Sad.
Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (NUalg)

I am not a Catholic myself, but I must say that our local Catholic Bishop is one of the strongest conservative figures I know, and one of the few men in religious life who has consistently spoken very strongly about the evils of the current Covid overreaction. He's been one of the very few public figures I know who has refused to go along just to go along.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (trdmm)

214 What, did Kroger implement a limit of one on multipacks of toilet paper?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (ObOzR)

215 The shooter was a fired sushi chef. And he was black. This story ain't got legs.

Posted by: Occam's Ginsu at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (po5ZZ)

216 I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people

They seem to be unable to vote Republican, even if it's in their interest to do so.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)

217 Goat pussy?
Posted by: Afghanistan at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM


Great job fooling the infidels that we're frontholeiphiles!

Posted by: Abdul McAbdulface at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)

218 I guess I'm of the Massie mindset in general. I wouldn't fund Israel's Iron Dome either without something in return. I assume the quid pro quo is their Mid East intelligence. They should throw something else in too.
Posted by: Just a side note at


A lot of Matzo?
Itzak Perlman concert?
A new car?
Pictures of IDF babes scantily clad?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

219 I don't for one second believe her crocodile tears! She is a liar and a fraud in my opinion. Where are her big tears now over conditions at the southern border now that her party has the White House?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (yXRZ8)

220 In my family of Irish Catholics the split is about 50/50

Posted by: Recently Fired Sushi Chef at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (dynG0)

221 So we finally got to see AOC choke. Cool.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:19 PM (8Sqzu)

i want to see her gag.

and you know there's videos of the boobies out there somewhere.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (8D42x)

222 I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people


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I have. Irish Catholics.
Posted by: runner
____

Maybe 50 years ago, that era is long gone now.

Sort of like there was a time when New England was solid Republican.

Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (PwNLq)

223 Does anyone ever vote "absent?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (63Dwl)

224 Can't fire people here, Blake. Well, you CAN, but it's very, very hard.

Did I mention this was a grown-ass woman at least two decades my senior?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (8548M)

225 Big huddle around AOC on the house floor. Jayapal, Barbara Lee, dingell, bush.

Collective IQ -- 12.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (F0YaR)

226 >> How about we stop ALL foreign aid for five years and see what happens?


So that we can do what with the savings? Spend it on Education?

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (pXhbm)

227 There's no crying in Congress!

Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (h5TKJ)

228 hmmm...

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/
1441073867959590912

@TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN: White House to tell U.S. agencies to prepare for first government shutdown of pandemic - Washington Post.
12:15 PM · Sep 23

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (kqy6f)

229 The shooter was a fired sushi chef. And he was black. This story ain't got legs.

Posted by: Occam's Ginsu at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (po5ZZ)

nom nom nom.

Posted by: Memory Hole at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)

230 Most of the Italian Catholics I know vote Republican--even if they are registered Democrats --and love Trump.

And this is New Jersey.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (mR6Gs)

231 How about we stop ALL foreign aid for five years and see what happens?
Posted by: Occam's Ginsu

Or maybe substitute it with Folger's Coffee Crystals.

And.....let's see what happens.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

232 I must say that our local Catholic Bishop is one of the strongest conservative figures I know, and one of the few men in religious life who has consistently spoken very strongly about the evils of the current Covid overreaction. He's been one of the very few public figures I know who has refused to go along just to go along.
==
Treasure him. A good one, is worth his weight in gold.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (ltCHL)

233 "I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people."

Black America is as monolithically D as Jewish America. If not more so.

Posted by: Cornpop at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (l7udz)

234 Almost all Catholics I know are Dems. And Union. And love Catholic Charities. Sad.
Posted by: runner
___

The AO I live in is mostly Catholic, and they voted overwhelmingly for Trump (Southern IL).

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (lImFe)

235 Depends on where you live. In cleveland they didn't, in cincinnati they did.
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Once you get around 70 miles from the lakes you leave Roundhead land and enter American Land. Two fucking different worlds.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (8Sqzu)

236 Reminder:

Hamas and Islamic Jihad launched 4500 rockets during their last temper tantrum. Thanks to Iron Dome, only 13 Israelis were killed.

Hamas Rockets Killed NINETY ONE --91-- PALESTINIANS!

Terrorist rockets killed 15 Palestinians before the first Israeli bomb hit Gaza.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (Z32m1)

237 Israel, 2024: Government mandates that all 500 remaining citizens must get their 59th COVID booster shot.

Posted by: Occam's Ginsu at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (po5ZZ)

238 Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (UhON+)

What are the odds on known wolf?

Could be gang related I suppose. Although suicide seems to make that less likely. Upset former employee or someone with a grudge against an employee are strong contenders given present info.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (1lKRm)

239 Next time some moron tells you that cops should just taze people, show them this video.

Guy is being tazed, and despite the fact that it's mostly working, he still manages to pull out a gun and shoot the cop in the head.

https://bit.ly/39x9xsx

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (UW2ZS)

240 185 Mass shooting in Collierville, TN. Shooter went into a Kroger and opened fire. 13 injured and 2 dead, one of which is the shooter by his own hand.

I guess the distraction from tomorrow's AZ voting news went off earlier than scheduled.

Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (UhON+)

What are the odds on known wolf?
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (KnJdm)

This never would've happened in a Wegman's.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (/bNwY)

241
@TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN: White House to tell U.S. agencies to prepare for first government shutdown of pandemic - Washington Post.
12:15 PM Sep 23
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 03:40 PM (kqy6f)

This Gambit usually works for the Dems

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (mR6Gs)

242 Always need the name of shooter first, but seems to be last thing put out

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (2JoB8)

243 > Big huddle around AOC on the house floor. Jayapal, Barbara Lee, dingell, bush.

Collective IQ -- 12.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (F0YaR)


They're all past the stupidity event horizon, that's why it's pulling them in.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (P4LRL)

244 225 Big huddle around AOC on the house floor. Jayapal, Barbara Lee, dingell, bush.

Collective IQ -- 12.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (F0YaR)

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So we're rounding up, I see.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (VJsqe)

245 >>Why do Puerto Ricans hate Jews?

Wait? So, Juan Epstein was just a joke?

Anyway, my best friend, who is Jewish, married my wife's best friend, who is Puerto Rican...so I am not seeing this hatred on a personal level, but the cultural clash between these two wonderful people has been just endless fascinating to watch all these years!

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (5iUNf)

246 Apparently a lot of stress in sushi chef'n.

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (MVjcR)

247 I think most Jews just don't care about their "homeland" just like I don't really care that much about my European roots.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (PwNLq)

__

Yeah but is a major part of your identify, European? That's the difference. Leftist Jews - at least as I see it - identify as Jewish to some extent. The high holidays are a big deal in NYC and LA. But they loathe the Jewish nation. It's really fucking weird.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (GQ5VU)

248 I guess the distraction from tomorrow's AZ voting news went off earlier than scheduled.
Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2021 03:34 PM (UhON+)


I gotta hand it to the Qberts, they were raving about a false flag today or tomorrow. They don't do 'em like they used to though. Getting lazy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (wAnMi)

249 Whenever we speak of American Jews, you have to make the distinction between the Orthodox (actual religious jews) and the Reformed Jews (atheists who are born into a high dollar, very liberal social club) There is a schism between the two. Reform Jews, sadly, are a majority of the Jews in America, but NOT in Israel! Which is why the Reform Jews would actually be happy to see Israel wiped off the map.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (trdmm)

250 Say sushi chef really fast three times in a row.

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (MVjcR)

251 A black sushi chef? Now that's diversity.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

252 Depends on where you live. In cleveland they didn't, in cincinnati they did.
----------------
Once you get around 70 miles from the lakes you leave Roundhead land and enter American Land. Two fucking different worlds.
==
Damn straight.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (tY5yS)

253 > Big huddle around AOC on the house floor. Jayapal, Barbara Lee, dingell, bush.

Collective IQ -- 12.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (F0YaR)

They're all past the stupidity event horizon, that's why it's pulling them in.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (P4LRL)

lol

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (KnJdm)

254 Almost all Catholics I know are Dems. And Union. And love Catholic Charities. Sad.
Posted by: runner

Nope.
Might want to exclude Catholic Morons from your all inclusive statement above.


Improved reading comprehension might help your blood pressure.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (+LCoQ)

255 When I taught i got sick of walking into the copy room and seeing a chick teacher in tears. gees. For fucks sake get a grip.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (RoIW/)

256 The hilarious thing is that AOC could give two shits about this issue. She is only supporting Omar and Tlaib and the rest is bad theater.

As they say...never trust a woman who can cry on demand. Because it tells you two things: 1. Emotions mean nothing, but manipulation is important. 2. It must have worked for her in the past, or she wouldn't continue doing it.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (jUm3w)

257 I have. Irish Catholics.
Posted by: runner
____

Maybe 50 years ago, that era is long gone now.

Sort of like there was a time when New England was solid Republican.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (PwNLq)

The Irish Democrats and the Brahim Republicans have SWITCHED sides

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (mR6Gs)

258 Black America is as monolithically D as Jewish America. If not more so.
Posted by: Cornpop
__

My experience is blacks are more "Democrat" in the sense that they reflexively vote that way, but aren't themselves all that liberal.

My jewish friends are rabidly left-wing, as in host fundraisers at their house, max out donations, subscribe to all the left-wing journals and blogs, etc. Much more engaged in politics.



Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (PwNLq)

259 Much as I detest AOC, I have to ask why are we funding Iron Dome? Israel's a young nation, and our ally, but not a poor nation.

Posted by: Cornpop at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (l7udz)


We get the technology plus a bunch of intel and such. A tactical Iron Dome for a deployed force into a future hostile area, is a good thing to have.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (axyOa)

260 Most of the Italian Catholics I know vote Republican--even if they are registered Democrats --and love Trump.

And this is New Jersey.
Posted by: JoeF


You should say.....THIS IS NEW JERSEY! (like it's Sparta)

My ex-wife's family are all Italian (ancestry) Catholics, and just about every one was a knucklehead Democrat.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (vcOmj)

261 >>246 Apparently a lot of stress in sushi chef'n.

Damn straight. You wanna test that?

Posted by: Recently Fired Sushi Chef at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (dynG0)

262 "So that we can do what with the savings? Spend it on Education?"

Universal basic income.

But seriously. How about just not take it in the first place and let people spend their own money.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (B0mGw)

263 I would say that the Catholics around me - mostly Irish Catholic - are in flux. they are traditionally Dem. but hate what Dems do now, but like to stay Dem b/c around here that's your only power option really

Catholic WOMEN I know are very lefty. they are dependent upon abortion to perfect their family formation at these levels. the normal middle class Cathoic women are not like this. upper middle class ones are. it's sad, to me. one more kid, fewer Caribbean vacations? is that so hard? the Catholic schools basically give free tuition after three kids enrolled.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (j9HX3)

264 Wait a second. The feds and WaPo were telling us to all stay indoors and never interact with people. So isn't shutting govt things down a good thing? So confusing keeping track of it all.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (GQ5VU)

265 255 When I taught i got sick of walking into the copy room and seeing a chick teacher in tears. gees. For fucks sake get a grip.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (RoIW/)

Captain of the football team turned her down again?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (/bNwY)

266 197 Much as I detest AOC, I have to ask why are we funding Iron Dome? Israel's a young nation, and our ally, but not a poor nation.
Posted by: Cornpop at September 23, 2021 03:37 PM (l7udz)

I think the money finds its way back here.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (yXRZ8)

267 Say sushi chef really fast three times in a row.

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (MVjcR)


*spits all over myself*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (RoIW/)

268 AOC crying? It's all a pose. Nothin' to it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (ppL7t)

269 She's probably crying because they forced her to change her vote or they're going to release The Tape.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (gPTe0)

270 Whenever we speak of American Jews, you have to make the distinction between the Orthodox (actual religious jews) and the Reformed Jews (atheists who are born into a high dollar, very liberal social club) There is a schism between the two. Reform Jews, sadly, are a majority of the Jews in America, but NOT in Israel! Which is why the Reform Jews would actually be happy to see Israel wiped off the map.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Conservative Jews at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

271 Did I mention this was a grown-ass woman at least two decades my senior?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (8548M)

-------

Wow.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (TlLUD)

272 my family is Italian and Catholic and very lefty btw

not proud of this over here

Philadelphia. many in govt.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (j9HX3)

273 Whenever we speak of American Jews, you have to make the distinction between the Orthodox (actual religious jews) and the Reformed Jews (atheists who are born into a high dollar, very liberal social club) There is a schism between the two. Reform Jews, sadly, are a majority of the Jews in America, but NOT in Israel! Which is why the Reform Jews would actually be happy to see Israel wiped off the map.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (trdmm)

True, but Orthodox communities in NY and NJ are not unknown to cut deals with the Democrats and vote as a block.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (mR6Gs)

274 "you have to make the distinction between the Orthodox and the Reformed Jews There is a schism between the two."

Which ones are actively non-socialist?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (B0mGw)

275 I think this vote is Nancy getting her revenge on the communists. AOC is crying because Nancy just slapped them down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)

276 why stop at a billion, Ace?

Right, Sandy Cortez is weeping over of a principled objection to runaway government spending.

Posted by: spindrift at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (h5TKJ)

277 MTG should have gone over and asked her if she wanted a cookie...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (PiwSw)

278 I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people

Never been in a Union Town, have you?
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:38 PM (pXhbm)

===================================
Even Minnesota's Iron Range have quit the Democrat Party.

You cannot blame them, the Demcrat Party quit the Iron Range first.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (Z32m1)

279 Why do we have to live with these people?

@KMOV
11-year-old pistol-whipped man while mom carjacked him, St. Louis police say

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (kqy6f)

280 My experience is Catholics are predominantly conservative Republicans. At least white Catholics. Its just personal anecdotes though.

The Catholic Church, at least at the leadership levels, sounds like full blown Marxism these days.

Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (PwNLq)

281 This guy must have failed at making fugu.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (gCAC6)

282 214 What, did Kroger implement a limit of one on multipacks of toilet paper?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (ObOzR)

I saw a 'limit 1' sign on TP at Sam's this past weekend. And I've noticed shortages of TP at Walmart too.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (cF8AT)

283 >>>Captain of the football team turned her down again?


But *sniff*, he said *sniff* he loved me...*sobs*

Posted by: Mrs Ganderbush at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (HmZuC)

284 Yeah but is a major part of your identify, European?

After doing research in the 1KGP, the only reasonable conclusion one can make is that we all are far more closely related than the race-baiters want us to believe.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (+LCoQ)

285 I too would like to comfort miss AOC, can one of y'all bring her by?

Posted by: doc at September 23, 2021 03:46 PM (BaGW6)

286 The Catholic Church, at least at the leadership levels, sounds like full blown Marxism these days.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (PwNLq)

Yeah, certain parallels to here at home...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:46 PM (gCAC6)

287 Captain of the football team turned her down again?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (/bNwY)

THIS. these women still think they are in HS. Right from Kappa kappa kappa to teaching. Thats why they wind up boning students.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:46 PM (RoIW/)

288 What are the odds on known wolf?
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:35 PM (KnJdm)

This never would've happened in a Wegman's.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2021 03:41 PM (/bNwY)

That's because Wegman photographed dogs, not wolves.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:46 PM (V6f9+)

289 I assume she's crying about the 13 Marines, right?

Right?

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (oBAbT)

290
Get AOC her wubbie

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (pNxlR)

291 When I taught i got sick of walking into the copy room and seeing a chick teacher in tears. gees. For fucks sake get a grip.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (RoIW/)

I remember in Desert Storm and our first alert for a potential ground attack.
My clerk was all of 100 lbs with 200 rounds and a bad attitude. Her eyes were the size of saucers as she headed to her fighting position. Turns out, she was a complete badass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (axyOa)

292 >>> What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Conservative Jews at September 23, 2021 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)


Splitters!

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (qQsNc)

293 >>Even Minnesota's Iron Range have quit the Democrat Party.


I give you Butte, MT. Shit. They don't even have any Union Jobs anymore and they are cobalt fucking blue.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (pXhbm)

294 Anyone know why O'Keefe is going after Daniel Funke @ USAToday?

https://tinyurl.com/yztusu65

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (cF8AT)

295 So no info on the shooter yet? Means he's a far left loon and most likely non-white. This story will be gone within 12 hours from the news.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (GQ5VU)

296 >>>I assume she's crying about the 13 Marines, right?


Yeah, she's upset it wasn't 20.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (HmZuC)

297 251 A black sushi chef? Now that's diversity.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

-----------------------

Wouldn't that be cultural appropriation?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (CAJOC)

298 What percent of Jews are Orthdox? Like 10%?

So 10% of a population that's like 2% of the US? You're almost talking about the same amount of people that are transgender.

Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (PwNLq)

299 The power of words, Weasel Zippers is referring to Jake Sullivan as a Biden aide in reference to Russiagate. HE IS THE HEAD OF THE NSA. Aide my ass.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (oWBc3)

300 I guess the distraction from tomorrow's AZ voting news went off earlier than scheduled.

Nah a day early is perfect, its all the news will be about tomorrow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

301 the info is the shooter was an angry former employee, right? sushi making guy?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (j9HX3)

302 So, is this accurate?

Orthodox == Jewish
Conservative == may sometimes be Jewish
Reformed == indistinguishable from Unitarians

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 03:49 PM (PiwSw)

303 Wouldn't that be cultural appropriation?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (CAJOC)

Not anymore.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:49 PM (KnJdm)

304 Anyone know why O'Keefe is going after Daniel Funke @ USAToday?

https://tinyurl.com/yztusu65
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (cF8AT)

USA Today is the WORST rag in America.
They own virtually all the newspapers in NJ (and several other states) nd are nothing but a Leftist Digest of anti-Trumpism and DNC talking points.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:49 PM (mR6Gs)

305 Even Minnesota's Iron Range have quit the Democrat Party.

You cannot blame them, the Demcrat Party quit the Iron Range first.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2021 03:45 PM (Z32m1)


Yeah, well certainly not my in-laws from the range. Nor their friends.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:49 PM (RoIW/)

306 I give you Butte, MT. Shit. They don't even have any Union Jobs anymore and they are cobalt fucking blue.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (pXhbm)

__

For grins I looked it up and the county where Butte is in went 55% for Biden even though the state went 57% for Trump.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:49 PM (GQ5VU)

307 >> A black sushi chef?


Ginsu Jones

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (pXhbm)

308 The next time AOC hides behind the whole, "Afraid to debate a strong woman" bit, well, I'm sure this footage will be available for use.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (KbCG3)

309 "Why are we helping Israel when we have debts?"

I dunno.... maybe because they're like the pin in the Middle East hand grenade, and once it's been pulled, the whole frickin region goes off? Or should we just leave intel on Iran/Syria/Lebanon to the United Nations? We're now relying on the Taliban to maintain stability in Afghanistan, so maybe just cut off our only ally in the region and cross our fingers...

Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (gS3OW)

310 Maybe 50 years ago, that era is long gone now.


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Hahah!!!

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (NUalg)

311 So, is this accurate?

Orthodox == Jewish
Conservative == may sometimes be Jewish
Reformed == indistinguishable from Unitarians
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 03:49 PM (PiwSw)

Super- Duper--Ultra-Reformed==Christians

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (mR6Gs)

312 Anyone know why O'Keefe is going after Daniel Funke @ USAToday?
--
David Funke is apparently writing a "fact-check" on the PV FDA leaker story that will get the story deplatformed from Facebook. O'Keefe has threatened to sue in response.

The "fact-chekers" just try to write a something that the platforms can use to call something misinformation, and have it removed.

Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (P69fT)

313 This sweet thing wants you to know that it's fun to try new things while on vacation:

https://tinyurl.com/5ynshddx

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (ewXOW)

314 >>>Her eyes were the size of saucers as she headed to her fighting position. Turns out, she was a complete badass.

My dad told me when he was in Vietnam he preferred being in a foxhole with a scared guy. He said the big talkers and bullies always ran or froze up.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (HmZuC)

315 Yeah but is a major part of your identify, European? That's the difference. Leftist Jews - at least as I see it - identify as Jewish to some extent. The high holidays are a big deal in NYC and LA. But they loathe the Jewish nation. It's really fucking weird.
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Most Northeastern American Jews are German. Most Southeastern are English (Spain to England to Islands to South). Then there is the difference between Ashkenazi and Sephardim. The biggest wedge is how NE Jews see high culture via German high culture and language. The English Jews blended into their new surroundings while NE Jews did the ghetto thing. Let's not talk about the Hasid. They are the Amish Jews - sort of.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (8Sqzu)

316 Im a fan of Israel, but they're like the krauts, frogs and limeys with NATO -- why can't any of our allies pull their own weight?

I guess the japs do, bless their little radiated hearts.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (L9P9s)

317 I guess the distraction from tomorrow's AZ voting news went off earlier than scheduled.

Nah a day early is perfect, its all the news will be about tomorrow
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (KZzsI)


Yup. Had to get it in before the end of today's news cycle so they can have a shitload of talking heads all lined up tomorrow. Or is that a load of talking shitheads? I can never keep it straight...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (axyOa)

318 Once you get around 70 miles from the lakes you leave Roundhead land and enter American Land. Two fucking different worlds.
==
Damn straight.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

And therein lies a tale. Geographically, most of Ohio is Republican. The big city counties, where about 50 - 60% of the population is, are majority Democrat. Cuyahoga county (Cleveland), yet some suburbs are Republican; Franklin County (Columbus), yet many surrounding suburbs are Republican.
Hamilton County (Cincinnati), and ditto.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (vcOmj)

319 187 American Jews will still line up and donate/vote for these Democrats.

I've honestly never seen a group more devoted to Leftism/Democrats than jewish people. It makes zero sense, especially with the anti-Israel zeal, but I think most Jews just don't care about their "homeland" just like I don't really care that much about my European roots.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (PwNLq)

"Jews earn like Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans."

Posted by: Milton Himmelfarb at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (sPJDV)

320 So 10% of a population that's like 2% of the US? You're almost talking about the same amount of people that are transgender.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (PwNLq)

But they sure do get around.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (mR6Gs)

321 Turns out, she was a complete badass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (axyOa)

yeah, we need her times many thousands from kinder through HS.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (RoIW/)

322 Why are we helping Israel
==
where are the plains of meggido again?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (mBivr)

323 Jews may be 2% of the population nationally but heavily concentrated in a few areas. So their voting influence is outsized in NY, LA, Miami, etc.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (GQ5VU)

324 Now you can Include Hispanic /Latin Catholics too.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (NUalg)

325 They fired him for using grits instead of rice.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

326 My clerk was all of 100 lbs with 200 rounds and a bad attitude. ... Turns out, she was a complete badass.

That's hot.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (nfrXX)

327 The "fact-chekers" just try to write a something that the platforms can use to call something misinformation, and have it removed.
Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (P69fT)

Ministry of Truth shit. But that's where we are at.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (gCAC6)

328 The shooter was a fired sushi chef. And he was black. This story ain't got legs.
Posted by: Occam's Ginsu at September 23, 2021 03:39 PM (po5ZZ)

update from monday's school shooting in VA.

15 year old kid shot at 17 year old after brief fight in hallway. 17 y.o. boy and another rando girl injured with non life threatening injuries.

police identified the 15 shooter because he was in their juvenile program and his ELECTRONIC MONITORING BRACELET HAD GPS WITH HIM AT THE SCENE...

yeah, the boy with the leg bracelet got a gun into school and NO ONE thought they might want to look at him more than normal...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (8D42x)

329 Get AOC her wubbie
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (pNxlR)

That cvnt cannot appreciate a good poncho liner, so fvck her.

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (VcFUs)

330 >>Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (ewXOW)


Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (pXhbm)

331 I think a lot of the "still vote Democrat" groups are just older people that don't know how things have changed.

It would be almost unthinkable for me to switch sides where I started voting for the party of Obama.

But I had older, Southern relatives that still bought into the Democrat Party's bullshit until they died, despite being ultra conservative.

Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (PwNLq)

332 Human infrastructures crack exactly very like The Great Wall Of The Sub Middle Kingdom.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (T1fV4)

333 When I taught i got sick of walking into the copy room and seeing a chick teacher in tears. gees. For fucks sake get a grip.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:43 PM (RoIW/)
++++
Heh. I once made the school psychologist cry. I was in the fifth grade. I wrote a letter about how her inane "team-building" nonsense that cut into instruction time (such as it was in that insane and awful school) was useless psychobabble. She called me in for a chat. I disparaged her choice of furniture for her office (it was bean-bag chairs, and even as a child I hated beanbag furniture) and she started crying and sent me away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (DCdYk)

334 "Jews earn like Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans."
Posted by: Milton Himmelfarb at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (sPJDV)

More Puerto Ricans voted for Trump than (secular) Jews I would wager.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (mR6Gs)

335 I was told In the last thread we shouldn't generalize about rock solid mostly right leaning populations like cops and the FBI. Yeah right, just like union types - all suspect and in a diabetic coma from Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (oWBc3)

336

Just checking out her sweater muffins, her winnebagos, her golden bozos, her hooters, her melons, her casabas, her tatas, her rack, her gazongas...

Sorry to see her fake crying, it really makes me sad. I'm glad it was caught on video.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (4WPW/)

337 And therein lies a tale. Geographically, most of Ohio is Republican. The big city counties, where about 50 - 60% of the population is, are majority Democrat. Cuyahoga county (Cleveland), yet some suburbs are Republican; Franklin County (Columbus), yet many surrounding suburbs are Republican.
Hamilton County (Cincinnati), and ditto.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (vcOmj)

___

Same goes for most blue states. WA is red, excpet for the counties around Seattle. Oregon is red except for the counties around Portland. Illinois is red except for the counties around Chicago and so on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 03:53 PM (GQ5VU)

338 325 They fired him for using grits instead of rice.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

To be fair: Rice >> Grits

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:53 PM (gCAC6)

339 SPONGE!!!! away those tears, you histrionic bee-yatch

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 23, 2021 03:53 PM (lSZIs)

340 But I had older, Southern relatives that still bought into the Democrat Party's bullshit until they died, despite being ultra conservative.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (PwNLq)

Yes, this is true. Loyal, and blind.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 03:53 PM (PiwSw)

341 This is what happens when you are niggardly with your this, bitch.

Show us your tits or we are funding the weather machines

Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 03:53 PM (31n+D)

342 There's no crying in politics!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 03:54 PM (nxdel)

343 and she started crying and sent me away.
==
I am putting a gold star sticker on your chart!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:54 PM (7jQy4)

344 David Funke is apparently writing a "fact-check" on the PV FDA leaker story that will get the story deplatformed from Facebook. O'Keefe has threatened to sue in response.

The "fact-chekers" just try to write a something that the platforms can use to call something misinformation, and have it removed.
Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (P69fT)

Ah ok. I missed that storyline.
I wouldn't mess with O'keefe...he wins his lawsuits.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (cF8AT)

345 "Geographically, most of Ohio is Republican."

Ohio's kinda weird, though, because of the union influence. It's more blue-dog Republican. They might flip sides if provoked.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (B0mGw)

346 Let's not talk about the Hasid. They are the Amish Jews - sort of.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:51 PM (8Sqzu)

But at least the Amish stay off the Highways!
Oy vey!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (mR6Gs)

347 Just imagine if she faced even half of what conservative women like MTG face. They'd need to hook her up to a rolling IV to keep her hydrated.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

348 298 What percent of Jews are Orthdox? Like 10%?

So 10% of a population that's like 2% of the US? You're almost talking about the same amount of people that are transgender.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2021 03:48 PM (PwNLq)

In Israel the percentage of Orthodox Jews is just over 50%, but in America the atheistic "reform" movement dominates. Which is why so many American jews secretly hate Israel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (trdmm)

349 313 This sweet thing wants you to know that it's fun to try new things while on vacation:

https://tinyurl.com/5ynshddx
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (ewXOW)

I double checked that this wasn't from Joe before i clicked it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (VcFUs)

350 Heh. I once made the school psychologist cry. I was in the fifth grade. I wrote a letter about how her inane "team-building" nonsense that cut into instruction time (such as it was in that insane and awful school) was useless psychobabble. She called me in for a chat. I disparaged her choice of furniture for her office (it was bean-bag chairs, and even as a child I hated beanbag furniture) and she started crying and sent me away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM


That is still on your permanent record.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (JUOKG)

351 Anyone know why O'Keefe is going after Daniel Funke @ USAToday?
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:47 PM (cF8AT)


He did a video yesterday on this little shit:
https://youtu.be/usUOzcIUxqU

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (wAnMi)

352 In Israel the percentage of Orthodox Jews is just over 50%, but in America the atheistic "reform" movement dominates. Which is why so many American jews secretly hate Israel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (trdmm)


So, Unitarian.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

353 Okay...hold it right there.

I have a media gun.


The first one to discharge tears shall be shot...if you will.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (T1fV4)

354 and she started crying and sent me away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (DCdYk)


I love it Joe. and yeah, I was always in our "social emotional counselors" face. Raging soi boy lib. Stupid as a rock and constantly working against classroom discipline cause 'feelz'. Fuckwad. oh, and looked like a pear.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (RoIW/)

355 she started crying and sent me away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:52 PM (DCdYk)

That is awesome. You will be head interrogator in the burning times.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (KnJdm)

356 Speaking of things Jewish,
I put a yellow star on my mask today. Got a lot of looks and one woman actually laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 03:57 PM (axyOa)

357 342 There's no crying in politics!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 03:54 PM (nxdel)

"Hater!"

- Ed Muskie

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 03:57 PM (dfRN6)

358 That is still on your permanent record.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (JUOKG)
++++
Probably.
:: makes wanking motion ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:57 PM (DCdYk)

359 Beanbags were good for watching TV as a kid. Comfy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:57 PM (gCAC6)

360 Now you can Include Hispanic /Latin Catholics too.
Posted by: runner


Well, I think we were all told by George Bush and a host of other GOPe that they were all natural Conservatives.

So they are all going vote Republican?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 03:58 PM (vcOmj)

361 This is what happens when you are niggardly with your this, bitch.

Show us your tits or we are funding the weather machines
Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 03:53 PM (31n+D)
.........

*Sandy flashes tits*
Ha ha. Had my fingers crossed.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

362 Heh. I once made the school psychologist cry. I was in the fifth grade. I wrote a letter about how her inane "team-building" nonsense that cut into instruction time (such as it was in that insane and awful school) was useless psychobabble. She called me in for a chat. I disparaged her choice of furniture for her office (it was bean-bag chairs, and even as a child I hated beanbag furniture) and she started crying and sent me away.

Posted by: Joe


In fairness, an 18 year old fifth grader is more intimidating than the nine are olds

Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 03:58 PM (31n+D)

363 In fairness, an 18 year old fifth grader is more intimidating than the nine are olds
==
Zing!

Posted by: that's gonna leave a mark at September 23, 2021 03:59 PM (7jQy4)

364 That is still on your permanent record.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (JUOKG)

Snort.
My kids caught onto that years ago, so now I have to terrorize the grands with this.
Hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 03:59 PM (axyOa)

365 In fairness, an 18 year old fifth grader is more intimidating than the nine are olds
Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 03:58 PM (31n+D)

*golfclap* Nice play.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:59 PM (gCAC6)

366 So they are all going vote Republican?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 03:58 PM (vcOmj)

Nowhere near "ALL", but a significant percentage will depending on the area, how long they've been here and what part of Latin America they hail from

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 03:59 PM (mR6Gs)

367 Wasn't there a story in the Duranty Times, decades ago before the self gassing began in earnest, when they found that some PR families were secretly celebrating Jewish holidays by rote. And they figured out they were descended from Spanish Marranos families who were forcibly converted by the muz but surreptitiously kept the traditions.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 03:36 PM (y7DUB)


Converted by force in 1492 or a bit later by the Spanish crown and the Inquisition.

The bitter joke in Spanish is that New Christians "eat pork three times a day", which is supposed to mean new converts to anything are extra eager but is because you have to prove you are a convert since being tortured to confess to apostasy and heresy is just as bad as being tortured to confess to treason.

periodically in the 70s and 80's there were newspaper reports about old members of families in Toledo and the South of Spain that would light candles on various holidays and watch them burn because that is what the family always did

Sarah Hoyt talks a bit about similar things as she was raised in Portugal

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 03:59 PM (ssx3L)

368 That is awesome. You will be head interrogator in the burning times.
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (KnJdm)
++++
Heh. It actually got me kicked out of the school (well, invited to not come back the next year). It was a choice school and the time had come for us to part ways. My two-page letter about how stupid, ineffective and useless they were and how bad the education was didn't do it - my printing 50 copies and taping one to each locker is what did it.

I was a precocious kid. Let's go with that. It sounds nicer than the alternative (which is probably "wretched little shit").

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:59 PM (DCdYk)

369 He did a video yesterday on this little shit:
https://youtu.be/usUOzcIUxqU'

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (wAnMi)

Thanks clutch.

That little shit looks like he's right out of central casting.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:59 PM (cF8AT)

370 >> Heh. I once made the school psychologist cry.

For some reason, I am imagining the school counselor in "Heathers." Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 04:00 PM (ewXOW)

371 352 In Israel the percentage of Orthodox Jews is just over 50%, but in America the atheistic "reform" movement dominates. Which is why so many American jews secretly hate Israel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (trdmm)


So, Unitarian.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 03:56 PM (PiwSw)


Momma of blessed memory referred to them as "Jew-nitarians."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

372 In fairness, an 18 year old fifth grader is more intimidating than the nine are olds
Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 03:58 PM (31n+D)
++++
OH SNAP.

Nicely done

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 04:00 PM (DCdYk)

373 Good thing her district is full of self-hating Jewish Democrats.

Posted by: Valiant at September 23, 2021 04:00 PM (3MiF8)

374 >>>There's no crying in politics!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 23, 2021 03:54 PM (nxdel)

=======

Umm...

Posted by: B. Kavanaugh at September 23, 2021 04:01 PM (q1Yqp)

375 All your goat are belong to us

Posted by: Muhammad Mohammad Muhammad at September 23, 2021 04:01 PM (14tau)

376 Insty still flogging polls showing Trump over Biden.

Does it matter now, then, ever?

THEY STOLE THE ELECTION IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:01 PM (gCAC6)

377 AOC was demonstrating her acting chops.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 23, 2021 04:01 PM (cSyAR)

378 359 Beanbags were good for watching TV as a kid. Comfy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 03:57 PM (gCAC6)

What I remember about beanbag chairs is that my brother and I loved to take a running start, then leap and land on them. That lasted until one finally popped and my mom had us picking up those little stryro beans from all over the house for the next 6 months. I mean those things went *everywhere*.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 04:01 PM (trdmm)

379 Nicely done
Posted by: Joe




Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:02 PM (31n+D)

380 Send in the clowns.

https://youtu.be/8L6KGuTr9TI

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:02 PM (KnJdm)

381 A black sushi chef?



You've heard of Shaft?
Meet Slice.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 04:03 PM (OCTRt)

382 What I remember about beanbag chairs is that my brother and I loved to take a running start, then leap and land on them. That lasted until one finally popped and my mom had us picking up those little stryro beans from all over the house for the next 6 months. I mean those things went *everywhere*.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 04:01 PM (trdmm)

Yeah, I suspect they would be less comfy now as opposed to 'hard to get out of.'

I just checked on the floor of the break room here. I can still sit indian style. Go me. However, I think the blood flow to my lower legs stopped immediately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:03 PM (gCAC6)

383 381 A black sushi chef?

You've heard of Shaft?
Meet Slice.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 04:03 PM (OCTRt)

Shut yo mouth!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:04 PM (gCAC6)

384 381 A black sushi chef?

You've heard of Shaft?
Meet Slice.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 04:03 PM (OCTRt)

"Slice Shaft? Just the tip"

- - Mohel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

385 Ohio's kinda weird, though, because of the union influence. It's more blue-dog Republican. They might flip sides if provoked.
Posted by: squid_hunt


The old-line UAW , AFL-CIO union influence is waning as a lot of manufacturing has gone away. But the AFSCME, SEIU government and teacher unions are getting stronger. But again, they are only strong where the Democrats were already strong. Ohio is less of a "swing state" than it was 40 years ago.

Since 1990 and (Dick Celeste) , there has only been one Democrat elected governor (although a couple of Republicans ended up being big disappointments) and since 1994, the Republicans have controlled both houses of the legislature. Although we still have the execrable Sherrod Brown as a Senator.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 04:05 PM (vcOmj)

386 Oh, there's a permanent record, alright.

Posted by: The Book of Life at September 23, 2021 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

387 Didn't get a bean bag until in late 20s, wasn't that fond of it

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 04:05 PM (2JoB8)

388 "Slice Shaft? Just the tip"

- - Mohel
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

'The ladies love it!'

I'll take two!

Posted by: Men in Tights at September 23, 2021 04:05 PM (gCAC6)

389 All your goat are belong to us
Posted by: Muhammad Mohammad Muhammad

All your Knotty Boy Dread Wax are belong to us.

Posted by: Bridge Haitians at September 23, 2021 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

390 "Slice Shaft? Just the tip"

- - Mohel
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

'The ladies love it!'

I'll take two!

Posted by: Men in Tights at September 23, 2021 04:05 PM (gCAC6)

It's a delicacy in some cultures.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:06 PM (KnJdm)

391 @goodblackdude
Professional race hustler Al Sharpton gets HECKLED beyond belief during border visit.

"Del Rio is a loving, caring community! We don't want your racism in TX, get out of here!"

Sharpton calls for full investigation into Border Patrol for using reins to direct horses.

https://tinyurl.com/yjvu7rr5

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

392 I was a precocious kid. Let's go with that. It sounds nicer than the alternative (which is probably "wretched little shit").

For years I thought I was a "Scurvy Elephant" until it was explained to me that what was meant was "Disturbing Element".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 04:06 PM (+LCoQ)

393 It's a delicacy in some cultures.
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:06 PM (KnJdm)

We'll have to ask CBD and Cannibal Bob. Pan fried? Sautéed?

*sidebar: ever make yourself want to vomit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:07 PM (gCAC6)

394 Blade woulda made a helluva Sushi Chef.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 04:07 PM (trdmm)

395 Professional race hustler Al Sharpton gets HECKLED beyond belief during border visit.

"Del Rio is a loving, caring community! We don't want your racism in TX, get out of here!"

Sharpton calls for full investigation into Border Patrol for using reins to direct horses.

https://tinyurl.com/yjvu7rr5
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)
***

So Al, about those taxes...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)

396 Does it matter now, then, ever?

THEY STOLE THE ELECTION IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Well, actually it was in the middle of the night, but...I get your point. Right out in the open, it was.
Where is lawyer-Professor Reynolds on doing pro bono work to fight the steal? Yeah, I thought so, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (vcOmj)

397 A spanking might benefit AOC.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (cSyAR)

398 394 Blade woulda made a helluva Sushi Chef.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 04:07 PM (trdmm)

I need to rewatch Blade. Have not seen it in around 20 years. I have heard that Jessica Biel is quite pretty in the third one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (gCAC6)

399 I saw the Jewnitarians open for the Decemberists at the Mann Center in '07.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (2JVJo)

400 In fairness, an 18 year old fifth grader is more intimidating than the nine are olds
Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 03:58 PM (31n+D)
++++
OH SNAP.

Nicely done
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 04:00 PM (DCdYk)


Things are going to devolve around here quickly if pointing out how many years we spent "perfecting" a certain grade in school becomes fair game.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (wAnMi)

401 Why is this woman in congress when she should be doing cheap pron videos in the PR?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (RQN3O)

402 For years I thought I was a "Scurvy Elephant" until it was explained to me that what was meant was "Disturbing Element".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 04:06 PM (+LCoQ)
++++
I kinda like your version better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (DCdYk)

403 A black sushi chef?
.......

Sure. Wraps them in okra instead of seaweed.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

404 After doing research in the 1KGP, the only reasonable conclusion one can make is that we all are far more closely related than the race-baiters want us to believe.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Out of Africa has been debunked though DNA
present day Africans in Africa share up 19% of their DNA with extinct Hominids like Homo Erectus and at least 4 unknown hominids unlike Caucasians and Asians.
European DNA is the exact match of Cro-Magnon 30k years ago.
tools from the European Stone Age were recently found in America in places like Delaware for example again debunking the made up Indigenous Tribes which is a recent made up term to undermine and vilify European Conquerers across the globe.
All the blue eyed gods worshipped around the world... some have been tested and European
Europeans domesticated and tanned large animals for food and other use along with the dog to guard at night against Neanderthals and other predators hence why we are lactose tolerant compared to low and lower numbers.
Cro Magnon wiped out the ultra violent nocturnal and cannibalistic Neanderthals.
Ect...
Shouldn't be proud of your heritage, ancestors, and people tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (kqy6f)

405
*sidebar: ever make yourself want to vomit?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:07 PM (gCAC6)


HEY!!!
No okra talk ok???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 04:09 PM (axyOa)

406 Tax the Mish!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 04:09 PM (stUc+)

407 406 Tax the Mish!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 04:09 PM (stUc+)

No. Not a good idea. Sometime down the line we will end up subsidizing it. Of course, we are kind of doing that now, so have at it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:09 PM (gCAC6)

408 And ye. shall play dodgeball til your last breath.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 04:10 PM (T1fV4)

409 Someone can put together a slide show of AOC set to "Tears of a Clown" right?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 23, 2021 04:10 PM (ljXWV)

410 Where is lawyer-Professor Reynolds on doing pro bono work to fight the steal?

What, and cancel his snorkeling trip to Antigua? Some things just aren't done, my good fellow!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 04:10 PM (2JVJo)

411 Since 1990 and (Dick Celeste) , there has only been one Democrat elected governor (although a couple of Republicans ended up being big disappointments)

A couple?!? Jim Rhodes was the only non RINO of my not short residency here.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 04:10 PM (y7DUB)

412 The Iron Dome is DEFENSIVE.

DE-FENSE!

*holds up a D-## sign*

Posted by: pookysgirl has been to a few basketball games at September 23, 2021 04:11 PM (XKZwp)

413 409 Someone can put together a slide show of AOC set to "Tears of a Clown" right?
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 23, 2021 04:10 PM (ljXWV)

We sure have a lot of dystopian fiction references around here lately. Wonder why that is?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:11 PM (gCAC6)

414 *holds up a D-## sign*



Never thought there were issues supporters hers

Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:11 PM (31n+D)

415 I need to rewatch Blade. Have not seen it in around 20 years. I have heard that Jessica Biel is quite pretty in the third one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (gCAC6)


If you've pulled the plug and are on Roku or similar, it's streaming for free (1st one) on Peacock right now. I just watched it not a week ago. Knowing peacock they might get at 2 & 3 since they seem to like to have the entire series. All John Wicks are there right now - the first 2 commercial free save 2 minutes of ads at the beginning.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)

416 *holds up a D-## sign*

Never thought there were isis supporters here

Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:12 PM (31n+D)

417 Where is lawyer-Professor Reynolds on doing pro bono work to fight the steal?

What, and cancel his snorkeling trip to Antigua? Some things just aren't done, my good fellow!


One of the things heard most often in these parts is why don't we have anyone setting up alternative news and opinion channels. I'd say Insty does more than his share.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:12 PM (ZsR3z)

418

#BringBackOurMohels...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 04:12 PM (s2VJv)

419 Does it matter now, then, ever?

THEY STOLE THE ELECTION IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Well, actually it was in the middle of the night, but...I get your point. Right out in the open, it was.
Where is lawyer-Professor Reynolds on doing pro bono work to fight the steal? Yeah, I thought so, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (vcOmj)

Remember Kurt Schlicter flying in to fight the steal in Nevada?
Sigh.
Frankly, apart from the My Pillow guy, most of the people on 'our side' have been a big let down.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:13 PM (V6f9+)

420 Motherfucking autocorrect

Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:13 PM (31n+D)

421 "Slice Shaft? Just the tip"

- - Mohel
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Use it as a wallet until you need luggage, then rub it vigorously.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 04:13 PM (OCTRt)

422 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (kqy6f)

The tools in DE are, I believe, Clovis that look like Mousterian, though there have been some tools found that don't have a good provenance or any archeological context, they were just found.
As for the others, I have seen reports to the opposite on the genetics, and would be interested in your citations

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:13 PM (ssx3L)

423 Motherfucking autocorrect
Posted by: Y5


Samuel L Jackson in da house!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 04:14 PM (OCTRt)

424 The Iron Dome is DEFENSIVE.
DE-FENSE!
*holds up a D-## sign*
Posted by: pookysgirl has been to a few basketball games at September 23, 2021 04:11 PM (XKZwp)


And the fact they have something like that is offensive to congress and the Pali's.

So really, it's an offensive weapon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:14 PM (wAnMi)

425 Where are my pants? Mayhaps my sister-wife will know!

Posted by: China Joe at September 23, 2021 04:14 PM (vGJY7)

426 I need to rewatch Blade. Have not seen it in around 20 years. I have heard that Jessica Biel is quite pretty in the third one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2021 04:08 PM (gCAC6)


Putting the iPod commercial in the third Blade was some head shaking stuff.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 04:14 PM (FJYfm)

427 Funny thing, my word database has motherfuckers and motherfucking in it.


Who said machine learning was bs

Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:15 PM (31n+D)

428 Sly and the Family Stone > Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:15 PM (V6f9+)

429 One of the things heard most often in these parts is why don't we have anyone setting up alternative news and opinion channels. I'd say Insty does more than his share.
Posted by: pep


I'm really not mad at him personally, but sometimes it seems that it's SO Important! to blog or write about things on the internet, but nobody is motivated to DO something.
Not pointing fingers, and again, Reynolds is very open and public about who he is and what he does. His law school doesn't bother him about "Instapundit".

Lefty blogging sites are all into "Activism". I think a lot of Righty bloggers are afraid (and rightly so) about getting de-platformed by their carriers if they got too activist.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

430 da house!
Posted by: r

Made me laugh

Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:16 PM (31n+D)

431 Funny thing, my word database has motherfuckers and motherfucking in it.


Who said machine learning was bs
Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:15 PM (31n+D)


To prove you're not a robot, choose all the squares with motherfuckers.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2021 04:16 PM (P4LRL)

432 I've never had pork rind sushi or fried chicken sashimi.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:17 PM (wAnMi)

433 Read this by what must be resident demented mentally freak man Aaron Blake who writes for the WAPO - I dare you: https://tinyurl.com/w2tzekb9

Aaron is obviously a mental defective, a disability hire, by evidence of his own writing. He deserves our sincere sorrow for his issues...what issues? Well, he demonstrates conclusively the that WAPOI hires humans who do not understand spoken English, but claims to understand the law but by his own stupidity shows he have never even read the laws he claims to understand...to his credit, he's only marginally more demented than the LAW Professor he tongue licks in this "news" analysis...who was actually HUMILIATED by Cruz in the exchange that Aaron gawfaw's about in his "analysis" - rather ignorantly much like a primitive ape would do over having discovered a wheel or fire made by other advance men.

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2021 04:17 PM (5iUNf)

434 I support issues

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 23, 2021 04:17 PM (oSX/P)

435 One of the things heard most often in these parts is why don't we have anyone setting up alternative news and opinion channels. I'd say Insty does more than his share.
Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:12 PM (ZsR3z)


There are a number of them, but the problem is that people don't know about them. Rebel News? Right Side? Blaze? all of them get brushed of as "partisan"

Beck got boxed out of getting Gore's channel because the cable companies decided they like al jazira better in spite of the lower bid. At some point it may break but not today. Word of mouth works best, so go discover and cheerlead

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 04:17 PM (ssx3L)

436 Black Nationalist Al Sharpton jumping on a phony "racism" band wagon to get his shriveled face in front of a camera? Tawana Brawley would be shocked, shocked I tell ya.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 23, 2021 04:17 PM (M9SBl)

437 54 As I understand it, Iron Dome gives us technology we can't fund directly due to some stupid treaty with the Reds (Russian type) years ago.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (oWBc3)


As I understand it, a US company is building Iron Dome missiles for Israel. Giving $1B to Israel for Iron Dome is simply paying $1B to Raytheon or whatever US company is building the missiles. As with almost everything these days, it is confusing.

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2021 04:17 PM (AMIL/)

438 NuThread request!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at September 23, 2021 04:17 PM (vGJY7)

439 Don't worry fellow Jews, Hitler doesn't mean what he says. Once in office he will mellow out and be nice.

Posted by: Colin at September 23, 2021 04:18 PM (MTh1q)

440 To prove you're not a robot, choose all the squares with motherfuckers.
Posted by: h


Posted by: Y5 at September 23, 2021 04:18 PM (31n+D)

441 Cro Magnon wiped out the ultra violent nocturnal and cannibalistic Neanderthals."

They didn't wipe out all of them! Which is why when my wife (who is mostly welsh) had a DNA test done, it came back with her in the 96th percentile for known Neanderthal genes. Friggin' Welsh, it's always something.

I have a theory that the Neanderthals communicated with each other through constant close harmony singing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 04:18 PM (trdmm)

442 We could talk about boobs.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

443 If I had access to a flaming skull, I'd use it here. Sinema may be going the independent route.

https://tinyurl.com/abr954xs

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:19 PM (ZsR3z)

444 397 A spanking might benefit AOC.


And then.....

Posted by: Naughty Zute at September 23, 2021 04:19 PM (lSZIs)

445 Facebook meme: Family Fued
Q: Mother____
Answers: Mother Teresa
Mother May I
Mother Hubbard
Mother ___ and a picture of a smiling Samuel L Jackson.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 04:19 PM (OCTRt)

446 442 We could talk about boobs.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

*sits down*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:19 PM (V6f9+)

447
Ginsu Jones

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:50 PM (pXhbm)

++++
LOL. I just spit out a chip I was eating. What a mess.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2021 04:19 PM (XZvba)

448 22 Isn't there some stylebook requirement that any reference to Raul Grijalva be preceded by "Fat Smelly Hippie"?

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 03:11 PM (9vQJW)


"Tarantula Face" is also acceptable.

Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2021 04:20 PM (tu3iY)

449 I have a theory that the Neanderthals communicated with each other through constant close harmony singing.
==
Stop summoning Alex the Chick.

Posted by: its about those Sanderson books isn't it at September 23, 2021 04:20 PM (teNDc)

450 A couple?!? Jim Rhodes was the only non RINO of my not short residency here.
Posted by: Captain Hate


I get what you say, but any of them would be preferable to a parade of Dick Celeste clones.
It's still laughable to think of how clueless John Gilligan was during his short four years. And Gilligan is the father (literally, he's her dad) of Kathleen Sibelius.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 23, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

451 As I understand it, Iron Dome gives us technology we can't fund directly due to some stupid treaty with the Reds (Russian type) years ago.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (oWBc3)


As I understand it, a US company is building Iron Dome missiles for Israel. Giving $1B to Israel for Iron Dome is simply paying $1B to Raytheon or whatever US company is building the missiles. As with almost everything these days, it is confusing.
Posted by: Gref


Not confusing. We are doing it because of a treaty with Russia. End run around it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 04:21 PM (OCTRt)

452 443 If I had access to a flaming skull, I'd use it here. Sinema may be going the independent route.

Riiight.. Like Bernie Sanders ?She'd still Caucus with the Dems.. Maybe it's her way of trying to look more Conservative to keep a republican from getting the seat back

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2021 04:21 PM (8nD9v)

453 Oh, that reminds me:
my experiment putting a G36 slide on a G30 SF frame is coming to a close.

I'm getting issues feeding rounds that I suspect have to do with the mis-match. My G36 does not have feeding issues.

So buying a G30 slide after all...assuming Gunbroker bid goes through.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 04:21 PM (V6f9+)

454 Putting the iPod commercial in the third Blade was some head shaking stuff.
Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 04:14 PM (FJYfm)


Damn, I forgot Ryan Reynolds was playing Ryan Reynolds in that movie. It must be pretty cool to be a hot commodity to play Ryan Reynolds, and you just happen to be Ryan Reynolds.

I never had an itch to rewatch it.

https://youtu.be/Rv0ZPj0JLQ4

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 04:22 PM (wAnMi)

455 It's still laughable to think of how clueless John Gilligan was during his short four years. And Gilligan is the father (literally, he's her dad) of Kathleen Sibelius.
==
He owned a string of funeral homes.

The apple did not fall far from the tree.

Posted by: its about those Sanderson books isn't it at September 23, 2021 04:22 PM (U3Lai)

456 Should I search the thread for, "Crocodile Tears?"

Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2021 04:22 PM (VFYBy)

457 Le Nood

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 04:23 PM (dfRN6)

458 Nood.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at September 23, 2021 04:23 PM (HwtiA)

459 Riiight.. Like Bernie Sanders ?She'd still Caucus with the Dems.. Maybe it's her way of trying to look more Conservative to keep a republican from getting the seat back

And if she does it formally, what happens to the Senate? I don't know how they would handle things if NEITHER party has a majority. Would Schumer still be large and in charge?

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:24 PM (ZsR3z)

460 I am not so sure about the claim that the Jews are still "The Chosen People." If you read Josephus's "The Jewish War", it is clear that God got up and left.

Saint Paul called them the "Synagogue of Satan."

I don't know. I pray for them. I have read accounts of Jesus appearing in the dreams of Muslims recently and many converts. I pray the same thing is happening to the Tribe.

My dad said that when you see the Jews and the Muslims (and lots of others) converting, these are the end times.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 04:25 PM (xopIz)

461 If I had access to a flaming skull, I'd use it here. Sinema may be going the independent route.

https://tinyurl.com/abr954xs

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:19 PM (ZsR3z)

Speaking of people who need spankings.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 04:28 PM (KnJdm)

462 I imagine Massie voted against it because he opposes all/most foreign spending.

Forgive me for not being up on things but is the above statement sarc.?
Frankly I am against the vast majority of foreign spending. Now helping our friends and allies defend themselves is a good use of our tax dollars especially with Iron Dome as we get access to the technology and it has helped our own anti missile defenses.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 23, 2021 04:28 PM (8rECb)

463 WAPO "analysis" writers like Aaron Blake do not allow comments anymore apparently - but that's because he's getting literally getting torched alive elsewhere for his "analysis" of Texas law whereby he suggests that some demented San Diego, CA Liberal law dude knows more about constitutional law than any other fucker alive or who has ever lived...

Blake is what major News organizations have devolved into...abject stupidity and inability to associate humiliation to any public "pants-ing" they get...Aaron is the parading fool, the type who doesn't hear the mocking laughter, but instead thinks he's hearing praise and adulation. You have to dig deep in humanity's ignorance to drum up an Arron Blake, so congrats to WAPO for scooping deep into humanities feces to dig this shit head up...

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2021 04:28 PM (5iUNf)

464 Jesus made sure we can all become God's Chosen. The choice is ours, not His. Gotta love Free Will.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 23, 2021 04:31 PM (8rECb)

465 446 442 We could talk about boobs.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

*Sits down*
I'm listening.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 23, 2021 04:32 PM (8rECb)

466 As I'm given to understand, Israel originally shopped Iron Dome to DOD and they turned it down as being unworkable. So Israel did the work on it and subsequently the US got interested and the Israelis said sure, give us some funding and we'll make it available.

So why would we not take advantage of the program?

Posted by: irongrampa at September 23, 2021 04:33 PM (KATBx)

467 Show us your tits or we are funding the weather machines

Wait, that's why we got flooding in the Northeast? You aren't paying the weather machine bill?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

468 I have one comment:

Considering the amount of medical miracles, technology breakthroughs and the Israelis ability to keep bad actors like Iran in check, it is int he best interest of the entire world thta Israel continue to exist. Iron Dome is all that is standing between them and the need to burn Gaza to t he ground. These idiots chould be grateful that Iron Dome exists or there would be no Palestinians left to fire those rockets.

I mean, we sent money to a f'ing Chinese lab. How many other ridiculous things are we funding around the work in countries that could well afford to buy their own stuff . like Germany for example.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 23, 2021 04:36 PM (Y+l9t)

469 That's why I sleep on a futon on the floor. I have a lot of practice getting back off the floor. Told my doctor about it too but no comment from her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 04:36 PM (YynYJ)

470 128 Goat pussy?
Posted by: Afghanistan at September 23, 2021 03:26 PM (sWM8x)
++++
C'mon, A-stan. Quit lying. We all know you're an ass man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 03:27 PM (DCdYk)


Oh, and what about us?

Posted by: Warm Melloms at September 23, 2021 04:37 PM (AmoqO)

471 I'd still fuck what little brains she has out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 04:51 PM (rdbLX)

472 And if she does it formally, what happens to the Senate? I don't know how they would handle things if NEITHER party has a majority. Would Schumer still be large and in charge?
Posted by: pep at September 23, 2021 04:24 PM (ZsR3z)



There are only 48 Democrat Senators now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 04:58 PM (rdbLX)

473 Ok I must have missed it. Been a busy few weeks.

Exactly how did all these Haitian migrants get to Mexico in the first place.?

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 23, 2021 05:03 PM (XH/zt)

474 Good tech description on Patriot vs. Iron Dome here. The Israelis just built a better system than us and we are "buying" it from them: https://tinyurl.com/jfh9tcc

Posted by: pawn at September 23, 2021 05:05 PM (Cfk8j)

475 Exactly how did all these Haitian migrants get to Mexico in the first place.?
Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 23, 2021 05:03 PM (XH/zt)



As I understand it, these were Haitians that had already been refugees from the last big disaster and were spread all over South and Central America. So they just took the bus when they heard that it was a free-pass month at the border.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2021 05:07 PM (rdbLX)

476 "Geographically, most of Ohio is Republican."

Ohio's kinda weird, though, because of the union influence. It's more blue-dog Republican. They might flip sides if provoked.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:55 PM (B0mGw)

It used to be more even split, as the part near WV was pretty solid Dem uniony so it was ripe for vote scams like the one that gave Obama the white house - bussing in voters from out of state.

In 2016 a huge chunk of solid old line Dem voters defected and switched and now Ohio is reliably red.

With Reagan, the same thing happened to a lot of the South and only with difficulty were the Dems able to compete - they had to lie about their liberalism and pretend to be as Southern as they could manage.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2021 05:17 PM (eoQWY)

477 Go to Univ of Boston and be a bartender working for tips.

Posted by: Harry at September 23, 2021 06:02 PM (EcD5Y)

478 I'm with Massie!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at September 23, 2021 08:52 PM (hlxe7)

479 Our country is being invaded and ruined by criminal shitskins, but yeah let's worry about whether our greatest gets another billion dollars. Wasn't the money from selling the Chinese our submarine technology enough? Fuck you neocon boomer faggot retard traitors.

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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