New Emails: Hunter Biden Tried to Use His Father To Get Billions in Libyan Assets Unfrozen, In Exchange for "Success Fees"

If the scheme to use political connections to get the US to free up billions of dollars' worth of frozen Libyan assets, and then take a percentage cut of that, sounds familiar, it's because Hillary Clinton's Master of Whispers and Chief Conspiracy Theorist Sydney Blumenthal was trying to work the same kind of deal. Mark Hemingway reported in 2019:

The documents, provided to the FBI in June 2016 as the agency was kicking its Trump-Russia investigation into high gear, allege that Clinton confidant Sidney Blumenthal sent her "a series of detailed memos and reports about Libya," which were intended as a "quid pro quo" which might help a post-Gaddafi Libya recover as much as $66 billion in offshore funds hidden by the slain strongman.
According to the private investigators funded by Judicial Watch: "Our evidence shows that Mr. Blumenthal was involved with a group of intelligence professionals seeking to repatriate asset[s] which were plundered and then exfiltrated by the [Gaddafi] family and hidden in various offshore localities."
According to the private investigators funded by Judicial Watch: "Our evidence shows that Mr. Blumenthal was involved with a group of intelligence professionals seeking to repatriate asset[s] which were plundered and then exfiltrated by the [Gaddafi] family and hidden in various offshore localities."
If successful, Blumenthal and associates "stood to gain a brokers' cut of perhaps hundreds of millions of dollars."
The private Libya inquiry leaves important issues unsettled. The documents do not include emails or other original source material to support the allegations within. While claiming to possess evidence that Blumenthal and his associates had contracts and offshore accounts to repatriate the money, the documents say "no concrete evidence" was found suggesting Clinton acted to support the effort.
Yet if verified, the files might shed light on why Clinton kept her emails, tens of thousands of which have gone missing, out of normal government communication channels.

From Business Insider (archive.is link), Hunter Biden was enlisted to provide the same corrupt service.

Two previously unpublished emails sent by business contacts of Hunter Biden indicate that the president's son requested an annual retainer of $2 million to help recover billions in Libyan assets frozen by the Obama administration.

Let me note right away that $2 million was only a retainer -- the deal also included "+++ success fees."

That's a lot of plusses before success fees.

In other words: a large percentage of the booty.

These emails aren't part of the laptop trove, either. They come from another source.

The emails, obtained by Insider during reporting on an unrelated matter, are not connected to the controversial emails from Hunter Biden's laptop, which his supporters have claimed were distributed as part of a disinformation campaign. And while it appears from the new emails that the Libya deal was never consummated, the documents offer a window into the mechanics of Beltway influence peddling, and the stock that was put in Biden's political connections -- particularly his relationship with his father, who was vice president at the time.
The first email, dated January 28, 2015, was sent from Sam Jauhari, a Democratic donor with businesses in the Persian Gulf, who was helping spearhead the Libya project. It was addressed to Sheikh Mohammed al-Rahbani, another Obama campaign donor involved in the proposal. In the email, Jauhari is frank about what Biden would bring to the table, and what he says Biden wanted in return:

Per phone conversation I met with #2 son. He wants $2 per year retainer +++ success fees. He wants to hire his own people - it can be close circle of people for confidentiality. His dad is deciding to run or not.
His positives are he is Chairman of UN World Food Program, son of #2 who has Libya file, access to State, Treasury, business partner SofS [Secretary of State] J. [John] Forbes K [Kerry] son and since he travels with dad he is connected everywhere in Europe and Asia where M. Q. [Muammar Qaddafi] and LIA [Libya Investment Authority] had money frozen. He said he has access to highest level in PRC [China], he can help there.
His negatives are that he is alcoholic, drug addict - kicked [out] of U.S. Army for cocaine, chasing low class hookers, constantly needs money-liquidity problems and many more headaches.
We should meet in Gstraad or London to decide next steps.

At least one aspect of Jauhari's assessment of Biden is erroneous: Biden was discharged from the Navy Reserve, not the Army, and it was never confirmed that Biden's positive test for cocaine was the reason. But the tally of his "positives" reflects a keen sense of what he could offer the project. Biden's position at the United Nations meant he enjoyed face-to-face access to heads of state.
...
Biden's apparent offer to provide "access to the highest level" in the Chinese government is also telling. China, which was attempting to strengthen its position in Africa, had been a particular source of frustration for Libya's new government, which was struggling to free up $15 billion in foreign assets that had been frozen by Obama during the Qaddafi regime. In 2013, according to The New Yorker, Hunter Biden had traveled with his father on an official visit to Beijing, where he had arranged for the vice president to briefly meet one of his business partners in the lobby of the American delegation's hotel.

Such access may, in fact, have been worth the price that Biden was cited as quoting. Two people close to the negotiations told Insider that the "$2 per year retainer" mentioned in the email meant $2 million. "My recollection was that anything that had to do with Hunter started at $2 million," said one. Jauhari and his partners, according to other documents obtained by Insider, expected to pocket as much as 5% of whatever sanctioned money they could free up for Libya. That meant a possible payday in the hundreds of millions. It's unclear whether any "success fees" for Biden would have been pegged in some way to those proceeds.

A second email emphasized that this must be a small, tightly-knit conspiracy of people who knew each other, due to the "sensitivities" of corruption and favor-trading on such a scale:

I spoke with HB's team yesterday. They are interested in the project, but emphasized that for them to get involved, the team (lobbyists, lawyers and PR) would need to be a small group of folks they have a tight relationship with. They do not want a large group involved and they only want people with whom they have a close relationship with due to the sensitivities surrounding their involvement.

In related news, the New York Post offers a sarcastic "thank you" to Politico to "confirming" the authenticity of the Hunter laptop emails, even though that authenticity had been confirmed early last year.

In his new book, "The Bidens: Inside the First Family's Fifty-Year Rise to Power," Politico reporter Ben Schreckinger says that evidence points to Hunter Biden's laptop being legit.
While we appreciate the support, the truth is The Post's reports always have been true, and it’s only because the media wants to protect Joe Biden that they keep referring to the laptop as "unsubstantiated."
Schreckinger notes that "A person who had independent access to Hunter Biden's emails" confirms two of the emails The Post published, including one about a potential deal with China with the line "10 held by H for the big guy?" -- that is, Joe Biden.
But Hunter Biden's former business partner Tony Bobulinski already said those emails were authentic -- the media just ignored him.

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1 st!

Posted by: RdeMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:39 PM (m+jkK)

2 top 5

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2021 12:39 PM (CjHGv)

3 *inhales*

Mmmm...new thread smell.

Posted by: RdeMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:39 PM (m+jkK)

4 Government exists to enrich those in government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2021 12:39 PM (U7wke)

5 Nobody will care.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2021 12:39 PM (ONvIw)

6 Did I seriously misspell my own nic?

Yes. Yes, I did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (m+jkK)

7 SQUIRREL!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (uS+KQ)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

9 People seem to close their eyes and ears to this stuff, they just won't budge.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (2o90I)

10 I let everyone else know.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (U7wke)

11 Hunter's word as a Biden.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (+KjzL)

12 Trump said pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

13 Hunter Biden is Shitting My Pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 12:41 PM (pXhbm)

14 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:41 PM (m+jkK)

15 Nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens the protected class.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 12:41 PM (W2Pud)

16 I'm starting to think Hunter and Joe Biden might be crooked.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:41 PM (V6f9+)

17 Willowed and related:

Worse, said Gallup, "For the first time, a majority, 53%, now disapproves of Biden's performance."

***

This was the entire point.

The government WANTED you to know that they could remove an enormously popular president who was almost single-handedly bringing jobs back, helping people earn more money, strengthening America, re-invigorating the nation, and making peace deals around the world and place an elderly dementia patient who covered up for his felon son and who pinches the private parts of little girls during public televised events, and that they could put an unintelligent harpy of a woman who managed to come in 4th place in her own state as VP.

They WANT you to know they can do this. It's part of the kink. They probably couldn't be more happy with these numbers, frankly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 12:42 PM (+MSSo)

18 I wonder if Hunter is de facto president now

he and Jill might just be running this clown show (to some degree)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2021 12:42 PM (j9HX3)

19 This is why Shrillary was eating glass when she was tossed to the curb (or in a van w/e).

She could not hard grift anymore. No power. She can only resort to soft grifting now.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 12:42 PM (2o90I)

20 The Libyan Op was all about giving the UN a Refugee Crisis and giving the Clinton Kabal a giant payoff.

Pretty sure McCain was in on the graft as well as Ms Lindsay.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 12:42 PM (pXhbm)

21 Trump was mean.

Biden just wants to punish Americans who don't agree with him with the full force of the federal government.

Trump was so much worse. He wanted to prevent Russia from building a European pipeline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

22 That's a terrible thing to say about a recovering addict, plus it's fabricated out of whole cloth.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's bellybutton cheese at September 23, 2021 12:43 PM (lh/cU)

23 Quit your bitch'n guys. We have no means tweets any more.

That, by itself, is worth all the graft, venality, deceit, sin, destruction, dead service personnel and the bankruptcy of American culture.

No?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 12:43 PM (mD/uy)

24 Ben Schreckinger says that evidence points to Hunter Biden's laptop being legit.

The evidence being Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2021 12:43 PM (OFJlJ)

25

I would closely scrutinize those awful Hunter paintings.
They could be a "vessel" of all things.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 12:43 PM (2o90I)

26 I'm not even going to pretend that this is going anywhere. When Psaki can lie and say illegals are just tourists and it is accepted as part of the strategy, the game is game, set, match and Kalorama has defeated the nation.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (ONvIw)

27 This Disinformation smells awfully Russian, to me.

Posted by: The Animatronic Cashew at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (pXhbm)

28 What might we learn if the FBI weren't such dishonest fucks?

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (MzKgG)

29 "It was good that the media and social media trampled this story before because it was unverified at the time. We don't want the media to be willy-nilly sharing misinformation, so being careful is a good thing. Also, Trump drank Putin's pee on command. I learned it on Twitter. Both sides!"
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

30 This will have zero effect on the Bidens. Preezy pudding head will die in his bed dreaming of ice cream and sniffing the hair of nubile young girls. He will be in his 90's. Hunter will either die of an overdose or be murdered by a prostitute or one of his baby mamas.
People do not care unless this was Trump Jr or Eric Trump. Of course if it had been they would already be doing time in a Federal prison.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (2NHgQ)

31 I love you ace, but I really don't like posts like this.

I can't get out of my knee-jerk response to all your homework and demonstration of facts.

"So what?"

None of this matters in any functional way. The people who voted for Joe will vote for him again (yes, I'm aware of the polling saying 1/3 would have changed their votes, but they're not going to vote Republican, and polling...) if he's still alive. They'll vote for whomever the DNC tells them to otherwise.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Fuck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (cvNl1)

32 Man, where can I get some of this sweet, sweet lucre.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (u6xw0)

33 12 Trump said pussy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

And I say "boobs"!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

34 33 And I say "boobs"!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

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I'd rather see them, personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

35 I'm not going to try to argue that Hunter Biden isn't a sleazy dirt-bag drug-addicted criminal. But he did not have a US Capital Lego set, so he's probably ok.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (VJsqe)

36 I wonder how much in success fees that dirty cabal reaped over giving Iranians a path to a nuke.

Fuckers should hang for treason.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (KnJdm)

37 I give up.

See you on the pet thread.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (ONvIw)

38 He's both a Hunter and a gatherer!

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (KbCG3)

39 The Biden family is incredibly corrupt.

Enjoy hell, all of you.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

40 It sucks to know that the laptop could've been reported on in the MSM every night for an entire month leading up to the "election" and it wouldn't have mattered one single bit in the outcome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (+MSSo)

41 I'm still waiting for info on how to request a religious exemption at work. The clock is ticking on the deadline to get things sorted out.

Side note, the office handling these requests has, like, 8 people in it, for hundreds if not thousands of employees (I'm not sure of our total count). Wonder how many exemptions they'll have to process and if they'll be able to get them all through in a reasonable amount of time given the deadline.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (8548M)

42 And there are still people who don't believe the election was stolen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2021 12:46 PM (5kI0z)

43 People seem to close their eyes and ears to this stuff, they just won't budge.
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 23, 2021 12:40 PM (2o90I)

Ray Lewis. Did any Baltimore fans stop wearing his jersey? Humans are clannish. Most won't leave the left until they've personally been beaten for a while.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2021 12:46 PM (U7wke)

44 42 And there are still people who don't believe the election was stolen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2021 12:46 PM (5kI0z)

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There are 2 kinds of people. There are those who think the 2020 was unjustifiably stolen, and there are those who think that the 2020 was justifiably stolen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

45 oh goody

another "not a fucking thing will happen" thread

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 12:46 PM (uCLWI)

46 The government WANTED you to know that they could remove an enormously popular president who was almost single-handedly bringing jobs back, helping people earn more money, strengthening America, re-invigorating the nation, and making peace deals around the world and place an elderly dementia patient who covered up for his felon son and who pinches the private parts of little girls during public televised events, and that they could put an unintelligent harpy of a woman who managed to come in 4th place in her own state as VP.

They WANT you to know they can do this. It's part of the kink. They probably couldn't be more happy with these numbers, frankly.
==
Because they want to strangle in the cradle any future trumps by convincing his natural voting block that it is FUTILE to vote for him... Hello HELLO!! It may well be futile, but its just as futile to think there's a good alternative. Your job now, is to the the biggest monkey wrench you can find into the gears. And that monkey wrench is DONALD J. TRUMP.

Posted by: Fcuk 'em Make em cheat me i won't roll over at September 23, 2021 12:47 PM (mBivr)

47 SHITTY!!!!!

My pants as a Biden.

Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at September 23, 2021 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

48 I love you ace, but I really don't like posts like this.

I can't get out of my knee-jerk response to all your homework and demonstration of facts.

"So what?"

None of this matters in any functional way. The people who voted for Joe will vote for him again (yes, I'm aware of the polling saying 1/3 would have changed their votes, but they're not going to vote Republican, and polling...) if he's still alive. They'll vote for whomever the DNC tells them to otherwise.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider,

Sadly, ALL OF THIS. ^^^^^
Yeah. All of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 12:47 PM (OCTRt)

49 I'd rather see them, personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

Fine. Brennah Black's boobs:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT7RNI_AJxw/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:47 PM (V6f9+)

50 I'm still waiting for info on how to request a religious exemption at work. The clock is ticking on the deadline to get things sorted out.
***

Has OSHA even published the regulation yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 12:47 PM (+MSSo)

51 The Bushes are much higher class corruptocrats.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (CcQHP)

52 And I say "boobs"!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

========

I'd rather see them, personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

Ewwww....I'd hope Mark doesn't HAVE boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

53
Joey's Beaming Boy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (pNxlR)

54 Come on. Hunter thought it was about Labia not Libya. Give the guy a break.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (UHVv4)

55 Break Stuff

https://youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (KnJdm)

56 52 I'd rather see them, personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

Ewwww....I'd hope Mark doesn't HAVE boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

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Depends on how giving his wife is, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

57 What might we learn if the FBI weren't such dishonest fucks?
Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (MzKgG)

Way better perks protecting corrupt leaders.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (U7wke)

58 I recollect when even 'the appearance of wrong doing' was sufficient for condemnation by the MSM...or so they said.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (l0Lgi)

59 Is it a breach of etiquette to refer to the mother of one of the president of the United States' grandchildren as a "low class hooker"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (k4dH2)

60 Nothing will come of it.
The GOP will not die on that (or any other) hill.
The press will defend the corrupt.
The Deep State won't lift a finger.
Those who seek redress will be demonized.
Those who seek justice will be punished.
That's just the way it is.

Posted by: weew, feelin' cynical because no one ever pays the price for crap like this at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (EaEMG)

61 And I say "boobs"!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

That will be $25, thank you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (Y5qcH)

62 But Trump is corrupt!

How so?

He won't release his tax records!

How is that by itself proof of anything?

He MIGHT be doing something! If he had nothing to hide, he would be fine with everyone seeing them!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (csEWM)

63 Ewwww....I'd hope Mark doesn't HAVE boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

They are real. And they are spectacular!

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (KnJdm)

64 garrett,
How is your pop?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 12:50 PM (W2Pud)

65 He was kicked out of the Navy and we don't know if it was drugs, but the guy us a known huge druggie LOL Nice defense they try to slip in.

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 12:50 PM (CYnTg)

66 If Sid was in on it, Hilldog was in on it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 12:50 PM (yrol0)

67 They are real. And they are spectacular!
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (KnJdm)

*sobs*

My moobs....my moobs...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:50 PM (V6f9+)

68 Is it a breach of etiquette to refer to the mother of one of the president of the United States' grandchildren as a "low class hooker"?
==
Its funny, because its true.

Posted by: Comedy Explainer at September 23, 2021 12:50 PM (1Bmu7)

69 "My recollection was that anything that had to do with Hunter started at $2 million," said one.
++++
I once knew a sales guy. He was a high flyer. We were out for drinks and another former colleague now at another company told him he should jump ship and come over. He asked what the expected take-home was if he met his sales targets. He then laughed and said, "No way, dude. I don't get out of bed for less than $175k."

My thought at the time was, "man, what a prick. There'll be a time when that won't be true." It struck me as inconceivable that someone could view such a sum as a floor. Now I know, though, that he was small time. To be big time, you need to be in politics. Then you don't get out of bed for less than $2m.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 12:51 PM (DCdYk)

70 Did anyone catch a few weeks ago, when several comedians OD'd on Cocaine laced with Fentanyl, one of them was noted to be living a few doors down from Hunter. Interesting.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 23, 2021 12:51 PM (AD3JT)

71 Fine. Brennah Black's boobs:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT7RNI_AJxw/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:47 PM (V6f9+)

The elbows though...does she have two of them in each arm? They're sharp enough to cleave reality itself, yuck!

Yes, but Joey Plugs is just a kindy grandpa figure who wants to lick ice cream and "care" about his subjects, unlike that mean Drumpf and his clan.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 12:51 PM (5aFbR)

72 71 Fine. Brennah Black's boobs:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT7RNI_AJxw/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:47 PM (V6f9+)

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Her elbows lack wrinkles. I would like to know more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

73 If a foreign dignitary stays at any hotel you own and pays standard price, that's a violation of the emollients clause
If any foreign government investigates any crime committed by anyone in the opposition party, that's grounds for impeachment

But this is legal ...

Posted by: Lrrr at September 23, 2021 12:52 PM (jIL4c)

74 BYOB

https://youtu.be/zUzd9KyIDrM

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:52 PM (KnJdm)

75 Break Stuff

https://youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:48 PM (KnJdm)

Just reminds me what a talent free piece of garbage Pauly Shore is........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

76 FBI had this info in 2016.

Man that 1% bad apples at the fbi strikes again, huh.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 23, 2021 12:52 PM (rQahb)

77 Hiya nurse -

He is back home. Resting. If a but nervous/freaked out.

No Heart Attack.
No Stroke.

No idea why he had such severe Stroke like symptoms. Whole left side went numb and lost feeling and he lost vision and hearing...but, no indication it was either of the above. Blood Work and EKG were all fine.

Thanks for the Prayers and Thoughts.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM (pXhbm)

78 Boobs bore me, unless they are dear people I know who are affected by breast cancer.

See you folks later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM (jalt3)

79 61 And I say "boobs"!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

That will be $25, thank you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 12:49 PM (Y5qcH)

*starts humming star spangled banner*

I will not stand by and watch this censorious attitude sweep through my beloved horde. All men of good conscious must stand up for the rights of freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and freedom of (hoped for) association!

Boobs!

https://tinyurl.com/pp58w

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM (csEWM)

80
It is truly amazing how Hunter Biden - without money, without friends, without influence - has overcome an impoverished upbringing of total obscurity to become a wealthy entrepreneur. A modern-day Horatio Alger story.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (/U27+)

81 And yet, as always, the Left will promote, vote for and sustain anyone--no matter how vile, corrupt, perverse, evil or criminal--as long as said fellow rat will promulgate, support and further their ideologies. Fock these people. . . .to their ignominious deaths. . . . and then resurrect them. . . .and do it again.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and Beau's wife's gigolo at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (5DfsO)

82 >>Boobs bore me,

Heresy!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (pXhbm)

83 Dang, hang dai garrett's dad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (+MSSo)

84 Did Hunter's emails start out explaining that he was an American prince who needed your assistance in moving a large amount of money?

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (FJYfm)

85 "chasing low class hookers, constantly needs money-liquidity problems and many more headaches."
_________

Besides all the drugs and hookers, Hunter was also passing out money like Halloween candy to the family members he was f* king, including Beau's widow and her sister.

And of course, he had to pay all of The Big Guy's bills so Honest Joe could continue to pretend that he wasn't in on the family grift.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (k4dH2)

86 Have you checked the legal section for Frontline Doctors?

https://tinyurl.com/dmdf27

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (5HBd1)

87 Thanks for the Prayers and Thoughts.
Posted by: garrett

It's the least I can do.
Glad he's home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (W2Pud)

88 $2 million and I never even get out of bed with my crack whores!
Hunter Biden

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (CYnTg)

89 Robbie - no idea on OSHA, but we've already been told we have to be Fully Vaxxed (TM) by 11/4. Yes, that's less than six weeks from now.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (8548M)

90 For certain areas of sales $175k is kinda meh. Software sales can be $350k easy for good sales guys. Not to say that $175k is chump change but it is all relative.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (rQahb)

91 Just reminds me what a talent free piece of garbage Pauly Shore is........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

But there's angry boobs.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (KnJdm)

92 81
It is truly amazing how Hunter Biden - without money, without friends, without influence - has overcome an impoverished upbringing of total obscurity to become a wealthy entrepreneur. A modern-day Horatio Alger story.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 12:54 PM (/U27+)

And a top-tier artist, looking to fetch upwards of 500k per painting. A true Renaissance man!

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (5aFbR)

93 he had such severe Stroke like symptoms. Whole left side went numb and lost feeling and he lost vision and hearing...but, no indication it was either of the above. Blood Work and EKG were all fine.
==
I'm coming on on the tail end here, but for those symptoms they better have done more than blood work and ekg. Head imaging? Carotid US? Echo?

Posted by: transient ischemic attack at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (1Bmu7)

94 Godspeed, Garrett's dad.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (KnJdm)

95 Boobs!

https://tinyurl.com/pp58w
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM

Tatted up. No thanks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

96 But Beau Died! Please let Hunter Biden's father mourn in peace ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (Ss8Mj)

97
But there's angry boobs.
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (KnJdm)

I did see that.....and it was ruined by him.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Robbie - no idea on OSHA, but we've already been told we have to be Fully Vaxxed (TM) by 11/4. Yes, that's less than six weeks from now.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (8548M)

**

I know there's a temporary standard for healthcare workers, but I don't think a "get the vaxxine or get fired" standard has been published or released yet.

It's awesome that employers are doing this pro-actively without know what the requirements are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (+MSSo)

99 I give up.

See you on the pet thread.
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (ONvIw)
----------------
This right here is the entire problem. Not pointing a finger directly at CN. It is really all of us. It is easy to notice and complain. It is hard to effect change. Until it starts to hurt us individually and becomes intolerable, nobody will do anything but report and complain. And read the pet thread or book thread.
Even the Australians aren't suffering enough to actually effect change, but they may be getting there. I'd be curious to know what South Africa looks like now. They seemed to be hurting enough to step up at one point.
We all know what needs to happen to make this end, but it takes a lot of personal involvement. I'm not suffering enough to go there. I am willing to bet a lot of money that nobody reading this is either.

Posted by: Drc at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (vbaSG)

100 All this information was available during the election but buried by the press, including the "conservative" press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

101 ... the scheme to use political connections to get the US to free up billions of dollars' worth of frozen Libyan assets, and then take a percentage cut of that...
++++
We become more like Atlas Shrugged every day.
The man in Drawing Room A, Car No. 6, was a financier who had made a fortune by buying "frozen" railroad bonds and getting his friends in Washington to "defreeze" them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (DCdYk)

102 Trump should have arrested them all. And fired anyone who wouldnt.

Yeah, it would cause a cw. So what? It is coming anyway.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (iU5mj)

103 Tatted up. No thanks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

Fine:

https://tinyurl.com/y24awt3z

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (csEWM)

104 Do we know Beau died of natural causes? Suppose he found out some inconvenient details about the family business......

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (rQahb)

105 Who keeps buying these short toilet bowls? If you're going to buy them at least buy some taller ones for the men's room and just put them in the ladies'. People of wiener can't sit on these things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (b2Wda)

106 103 Trump should have arrested them all. And fired anyone who wouldnt.

Yeah, it would cause a cw. So what? It is coming anyway.
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM (iU5mj)

Yeah, but a lot can be gained by never giving up the initiative. Ask Julius Caesar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (csEWM)

107 In history, for large scale change in society and a political regime to occur, it usually requires that all of the ruling class be discredited. That does not say that the change is better or worse.

History usually indicates that a despot will take charge with the job of scourging the existing corrupt elites (see Venezuela for a recent example) but sometimes societies get a break either with a benevolent despot or something like what happened in Eastern Europe after the Soviet system imploded. For the second situation to occur, it helps if society has prior notions of a rule of law, human rights, and an imposed elite.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (xunV5)

108 I did see that.....and it was ruined by him.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Madness

https://youtu.be/Ek0SgwWmF9w

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (KnJdm)

109 >>I'm coming on on the tail end here, but for those symptoms they better have done more than blood work and ekg. Head imaging? Carotid US? Echo?

He was in the ER. They might have done the Ultrasound. Do not think they hit the CAT Scan/ Head Imaging.

He lucked out years ago and had an aortic aneurysm discovered and corrected...I think the ER docs were mostly concerned with a Heart Attack.

But, being unvaxxed I had no interaction with anyone on the staff. I had to stay in the 'Smoke Free' Parking Lot.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (pXhbm)

110 There's a Nigerian prince joke in here somewhere....

Omg! Is Hunter royalty?!

Posted by: Two Weeks at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (ELnqd)

111 Somehow lost the boxes, pro3my phone
ACW II can't get here soon enough because none of this will ever see a court room

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (TSKhs)

112 Great 'norms' if you're a traitorous duplicitous crooked abomination of a Human being.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (E6qW6)

113 So how much loot did Hunter fenagle out of the Kabul evacuation and the forthcoming Taliban humanitarian aid boondoggle?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (stUc+)

114 Suggestion: please refer to Biden as APB.

Alleged President Biden.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (WmGrA)

115 No idea why he had such severe Stroke like symptoms. Whole left side went numb and lost feeling and he lost vision and hearing...but, no indication it was either of the above. Blood Work and EKG were all fine.

Thanks for the Prayers and Thoughts.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM

My dad had similar symptoms from a sudden spike in his blood pressure. They got him on the right meds, but it scared the hell out of all of us. Then he lived another 20+ years and died at 93.

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (MzKgG)

116 Perhaps we can have some more folks, with nics never used here, tell us how to rise up. Most of us don't want to spend time with FBI infiltrated groups.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (5HBd1)

117 no math but as difficult as it is to imagine $1T I like to think of it as one million million

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (3byMq)

118 Madness
https://youtu.be/Ek0SgwWmF9w
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (KnJdm)
++++
A very cool music video, one of many from that album.

"The Second Law" is not their best album, but the music videos are very good and if you watch them in album order, they tell a story. The whole album - and its music videos - is about fleeing from entropy (an enviro twist, but not too obscene) and the effect is pretty good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (DCdYk)

119 Tatted up. No thanks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

Fine:

https://tinyurl.com/y24awt3z
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM

Hmm...no visible tats. I'll allow it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (m+jkK)

120 Since every lie about a patriot is actually a true story about a Uniparty member with the names and some minor details changed, what party member do you think it is that pees on hookers.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (+KjzL)

121 Everyone knows Hunter was not removed from the Navy because of cocaine.

It was because he wouldn't stop smoking crack. That metallic smell was on his clothes, in his hair. Plus he kept saying 'comeon man". He was annoying.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (Y274z)

122 118 Perhaps we can have some more folks, with nics never used here, tell us how to rise up. Most of us don't want to spend time with FBI infiltrated groups.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (5HBd1)

==========

I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

123 The Nigerians are going, "even we wouldn't try this!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (E6qW6)

124 Don't think you could leveraged that just slightly better than the GOP has done ?

Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (Yt4Do)

They lack motivation. We should vote harder.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (KnJdm)

125 So why ? Look - it's not like Hunter Biden was a slick operator. Let's call this shit like it is ... McConnell, Ryan, Boehner - Hell, every shit-head in the GOP had to know Joe Biden was sending THIS crack addict idiot out as a bagman. So why didn't any of them use it ?

**

Remember when Trump was investigated by the Republicans in the Senate for his first two years because his son was once seen politely shaking hands with a foreigner he met?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (+MSSo)

126 121 https://tinyurl.com/y24awt3z
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:57 PM

Hmm...no visible tats. I'll allow it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (m+jkK)

========

She's a foot tat kind of girl. You can see it in her eyes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

127 I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
++++
We do Star Trek here. The klingon out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (DCdYk)

128 the ER docs were mostly concerned with a Heart Attack.
==
Whole left side went numb and lost feeling and he lost vision and hearing.

--
These are not heart attack symptoms. just sayin'

Posted by: transient ischemic attack at September 23, 2021 01:01 PM (mBivr)

129 Where is all that Hunter money? And that 10% to the big guy?

Posted by: Valiant at September 23, 2021 01:01 PM (3MiF8)

130 129 I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
++++
We do Star Trek here. The klingon out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (DCdYk)

=======

I never break Star Trek hearts, but since it's been broken...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:01 PM (LvTSG)

131 "The Second Law" is not their best album, but the music videos are very good and if you watch them in album order, they tell a story. The whole album - and its music videos - is about fleeing from entropy (an enviro twist, but not too obscene) and the effect is pretty good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (DCdYk)

I have to admit that I am a recent Muse fan. So thanks for the tip.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:01 PM (KnJdm)

132 no math but as difficult as it is to imagine $1T I like to think of it as one million million

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (3byMq)

https://tinyurl.com/whatsatrillion

Look at it visually.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Fuck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 01:01 PM (cvNl1)

133 Shitty news, guys.

A family of four's annual toilet paper use generates about the same amount of carbon as cutting down 27 trees or flying on a jet from Toronto to Vancouver. These brands of toilet paper are dumping on the environment, ranking says.

https://twitter.com/clownworld0987/status/
1440714717249433624

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (UHVv4)

134 118 NST, I suspect that the gray box you are referring to is actually an commenter that gets continually banned and keeps coming back like a jack in the box. Fenelon would know for sure as she tracks that sort of thing.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (xunV5)

135 I just got a notice from FEMA that I'm eligible for another $500 in disaster assistance. They don't say if I need to do anything, merely that it will be deposited in my account or the US Treasury will mail me a check. Let's hope it's the former. The IRS took 4 months to mail me my tax refund.

With the loan and grant from my employer, I'm coming out of this a bit ahead of even -- unless Chekov the Ailing Senior Cat suddenly takes an expensive turn for the worse. Of course, if they fire me for not taking the clot shot, I'll have to pay the loan back right away as I leave. I guess I'd better not go on a hookers-and-blow road trip just yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (/XOcP)

136 Sideshow Hunter.... there's always one on stage for the Marxist Media.... sort of of a "Bread and Circuses" component....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (6Je/Q)

137 Hmm...no visible tats. I'll allow it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (m+jkK)

What? Sorry. Got distracted. Iryna(Irina) Ivanova. She is... an interesting lady. Lot of ... intriguing photos and videos...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (csEWM)

138 She's a foot tat kind of girl. You can see it in her eyes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM

I don't mind the foot tats as much. Rarely seen and not paid attention to. Unless you're Quentin Tarantino.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (m+jkK)

139 >>His negatives are that he is alcoholic, drug addict - kicked [out] of U.S. Army for cocaine, chasing low class hookers, constantly needs money-liquidity problems and many more headaches.

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez...

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (xK9An)

140 Remember when Trump was investigated by the Republicans in the Senate for his first two years because his son was once seen politely shaking hands with a foreigner he met?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (+MSSo)

He accepted an Outlook meeting. Impeach!!!!!

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (+KjzL)

141 "Chasing low-class hookers"...

I mean, we simply cannot abide LOW CLASS hookers. They don't know the rules.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (AD3JT)

142
I just got a notice from FEMA that I'm eligible for another $500 in disaster assistance.

__________

Is my checking account eligible for disaster assistance?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (/U27+)

143 "The Second Law" is not their best album, but the music videos are very good and if you watch them in album order, they tell a story.

**

A robot may not injure any human being, nor through inaction allow a human to be harmed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (+MSSo)

144 can we all agree that isn't hunter's many foibles and idiosyncrasies, and challenges, really the story of obama?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (GDt3d)

145 >>These are not heart attack symptoms. just sayin'

I am with you.

But. I wasn't there to hear what he and mom told the EMT and have no idea what they found for vitals when they arrived and while he was being transported.

I had to get over to their place and take mom to the ER (where she wasn't allowed to be with him).

Hopefully they get all of the info over to his normal Doc today and we can start trying to figure out where to look for actual answers.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (pXhbm)

146 I heard that the President of South Korea showed up in Hawaii with the remains of soldiers, and no one in the Biden administration was there to welcome him. If true, disrespectful and not even covered in the news.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (Mzdiz)

147 She's a foot tat kind of girl. You can see it in her eyes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021

***
As any male Joss Stone fan will tell you, nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (/XOcP)

148 all of this info about corruption while the most corrupt part of government keeps on chuggin along

the fed keeps robbing retired people of their earnings on safe investments

buying 100's of billions of bonds , keeping the yields historically low

giving the small investor no place to flee

but they mght raise rates in 2023

might

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:04 PM (uCLWI)

149 Oh Hell - we know why. Because they're all in on it !!! But come on ... just for a second, imagine you're playing a high stakes game of politics, and the rival family sends out an easily turned piece of shit like Hunter ?

Don't think you could leveraged that just slightly better than the GOP has done ?
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (Yt4Do)

RINO - Rival In Name Only

Name a single thing the GOP could've wanted that badly, that the dems would furiously oppose, that would've necessitated this type of leverage.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

150 Naughty Zoot doesn't want to spank the Hunter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:04 PM (E6qW6)

151 Foo Fighters - Pretender (where Dave Grohl overcomes riot police with the raw power of rock):
https://youtu.be/SBjQ9tuuTJQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:04 PM (DCdYk)

152 A robot may not injure any human being, nor through inaction allow a human to be harmed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:03 PM (+MSSo)
++++
Heh. Thermodynamics, not robotics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:04 PM (DCdYk)

153 A fun video.

CYMATICS: Science Vs. Music - Nigel Stanford

https://youtu.be/Q3oItpVa9fs

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:04 PM (KnJdm)

154
Hunter is just a high-spirited youth spreading his wild oats. Give him a break.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (/U27+)

155 105 Do we know Beau died of natural causes? Suppose he found out some inconvenient details about the family business......
_______________

Beau was in on the grift.

There was an article last year, quoting some guy (the article named him, but I've forgotten his name. It wasn't Bobulinski) who'd done business with the Bidens. He recounted a meeting he'd taken with Frank Biden and a couple of others, at which Beau Biden was present. They discussed the crooked deal, and then Beau Biden cautioned everyone present that they were not ever to discuss the deal with anyone outside of that room, because the Bidens couldn't afford for this to get out and possibly harm Joe Biden's chances of becoming president (where the real money would be made).

Beau was just as sleazy and corrupt as the rest of them. How else do you think he ended up married to that skanky whore Hallie, who was banging Hunter before Beau's body was even cold?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (k4dH2)

156 As any male Joss Stone fan will tell you, nothing wrong with that.

**

Male thought process:

Does this woman find me attractive?

The end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (+MSSo)

157 They still haven't processed my refund. No letter, nothing. I'd call but I figure I'll just wait until they get around to doing something.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (5HBd1)

158 124 118 Perhaps we can have some more folks, with nics never used here, tell us how to rise up. Most of us don't want to spend time with FBI infiltrated groups.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 12:59 PM (5HBd1)

==========

I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

" Rising Up", if one is not protected by a certain amount of entitlement, may end up in being inside of an iteration of a DC jail... always count the cost before taking action...

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (6Je/Q)

159 Boobs!

https://tinyurl.com/pp58w
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM

Oh, no. Hell no!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (2JVJo)

160 @134 twelve zeroes is almost an 18 wheeler -- shufflin' Joe

I see pallets just like we left in Afghanistan. What was all the money doing there anywho?

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (3byMq)

161 A family of four's annual toilet paper use generates about the same amount of carbon as cutting down 27 trees or flying on a jet from Toronto to Vancouver.
=
In all seriousness, so fcuking what to that report. Why don't the people who clutch there pearls over this shit, just come right out and admit that they basically want everyone else to die, so they won't have to neurotically grieve over OTHER PEOPLES use of resources. Because everyone of these "aholes" is using Charmin.

Posted by: World supply of misanthropes is at peak at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (1Bmu7)

162 The only thing that save Beau Biden's reputation was dying of cancer.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (pXhbm)

163 "The Second Law" is not their best album, but the music videos are very good and if you watch them in album order, they tell a story.

**
A robot may not injure any human being, nor through inaction allow a human to be harmed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021

***
I thought that was First Law. Second was "A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where this would conflict with the First Law."

Third Law, "A robot must protect its own existence, except where this would conflict with the First or Second Laws."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (/XOcP)

164 I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

" Rising Up", if one is not protected by a certain amount of entitlement, may end up in being inside of an iteration of a DC jail... always count the cost before taking action...
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (6Je/Q)

DC jail if you're lucky. They turned me into a newt!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (KbCG3)

165 Heh. Thermodynamics, not robotics.

**

Oh no, it's been decades since I learned those. I had a fun teacher, though, that made them very simple and comical. Is that:

Everything has to be somewhere

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (+MSSo)

166 Oh, no. Hell no!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (2JVJo)

I know, MP4. Not my best find, but I was looking for a quick and dirty patriotic busty photo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (csEWM)

167 Yes, that 1/3 that claim they regret their vote for Biden will 100% vote for him again.

They're the ones that say, "I could see myself voting for a Republican if they ran someone reasonable, like Kasich."
Someone no one in the base supports. Who would get wiped out in the general. Because every Republican, once they're the candidate, is literally Hitler.

And so they are forced once again to vote for the Democrat. And the GOPe post-mortem in January will, once again, insist we must do more to appeal to those voters.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (jIL4c)

168 >>> 99 Robbie - no idea on OSHA, but we've already been told we have to be Fully Vaxxed (TM) by 11/4. Yes, that's less than six weeks from now.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 12:55 PM (8548M)

**

I know there's a temporary standard for healthcare workers, but I don't think a "get the vaxxine or get fired" standard has been published or released yet.

It's awesome that employers are doing this pro-actively without know what the requirements are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 12:56 PM (+MSSo)

Stan's Retards are happy to help one another. Why bother waiting for a law, or even a regulation?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (ACi07)

169 166 I thought that was First Law. Second was "A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where this would conflict with the First Law."

Third Law, "A robot must protect its own existence, except where this would conflict with the First or Second Laws."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (/XOcP)

========

Fourth Law, "10% for the Big Guy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

170 Boobs!

https://tinyurl.com/pp58w
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM

Oh, no. Hell no!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021

***
The tats do spoil the view.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (/XOcP)

171 169 Oh, no. Hell no!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:05 PM (2JVJo)

I know, MP4. Not my best find, but I was looking for a quick and dirty patriotic busty photo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (csEWM)

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Operative word: Dirty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

172 I thought that was First Law. Second was "A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where this would conflict with the First Law."

**

I think you're right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (+MSSo)

173 This busty lady knows that Hunter, his dad and the rest of their crime syndicate should go down hard - but also knows that they're ruling class and so will just keep on going:
https://is.gd/ZBqTBk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (DCdYk)

174 Just how much difference is there between Hunter and the Clintons ??

RHCH comes to mind

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (uCLWI)

175 Male thought process:

Does this woman find me attractive?

The end.
===
Male thought process:

Will this woman bed me?

(her motivation is irrelevant)

Posted by: Moron Correction Dept. at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (teNDc)

176 Was it Barky who used to pronounce Afghanistan with that missing or barely ghosted 'g' sound?

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (3byMq)

177 I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:08 PM (2JVJo)

178 180 I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:08 PM (2JVJo)

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I'll admit, An Officer and a Gentlemen references are less common round these parts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

179 180 I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:08 PM (2JVJo)

Damn, guys. You are both aces in my book.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (csEWM)

180 3-laws

englopedia.com/what-are-the-3-laws-of-robotics/

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (wAnMi)

181 I'm just here for the snark and Monty Python references.

*

My favorites are the obscure military references that I don't get. I'm serious. I love those.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (+MSSo)

182 Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name - 1993

https://youtu.be/8de2W3rtZsA

Lollapalooza 1993 was a killer lineup.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (KnJdm)

183 the shelves at the stores are beginnning to be a lil bare

better stock up

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (uCLWI)

184 Hunter Biden?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charile Gibson at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (rXie1)

185 144 Stranger, then what is your plan other than exhorting people with rhetoric that sounds great but is bereft of dialectical meaning? Accept the gulag? Hide in a cave? Leave the country? Vote for Democrats? Third Party? Or were you trying to incite people here into unwise comments that could affect our gracious host?

Be explicit about your plan and show your work. Ace is simply posting current news and you obviously oppose voting for GOP as hopeless--so then what if everyone adopts your position? What is the end game, please, oh man of mystery?

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (xunV5)

186 I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:08 PM (2JVJo)

If I were more resourceful and less lazy I'd post a clip from An Officer and a Gentleman.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Ez6QX)

187 Well, considering that Obama is a narcissistic, affected pretentious pseudointellectual GayBob, his pronunciations of words WOULD be a little nonstandard....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (6Je/Q)

188 I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:08 PM (2JVJo)

========

I'll admit, An Officer and a Gentlemen references are less common round these parts.
===
That's enough MAYONAISSE!

Posted by: Sgt. Foley at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (ltCHL)

189 The Biden family is as corrupt as any family ever in the political class. Jfk is a piker compared to biden . The biden family may be even more corrupt than the Clinton gang!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (0OmEj)

190 which his supporters have claimed were distributed as part of a disinformation campaign.

Wait, wut? Actual copies of true emails from Hunter's laptop are "disinformation."?

I dont think that word means what they think it means.

Posted by: LASue at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

191 3-laws

englopedia.com/ what-are-the-3-laws-of-robotics/

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (wAnMi)

**

Sure, but that's cheating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (+MSSo)

192 I don't mind the foot tats as much. Rarely seen and not paid attention to. Unless you're Quentin Tarantino.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021

***
A little butterfly on the ankle, or even some calligraphy on the instep or exterior arch, isn't bad. When a woman covers herself with those things, she just looks . . . dingy. (i was going to write "dirty," but that could be construed as a good thing!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (/XOcP)

193 >>> In history, for large scale change in society and a political regime to occur, it usually requires that all of the ruling class be discredited. That does not say that the change is better or worse.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 12:58 PM (xunV5)

The problem is that in a fascist socialist country like this one so many aspects of society have been coopted by the fascist regime it requires an overthrow of the evil majority by the good minority. That can never happen so in those circumstances people escape to a free country. But there's nowhere left to escape to. Our oligarch masters and their puppets in governments across the globe have taken care of that. Whatever is capable of stopping this global oppression will be different than anything that has ever happened in the past. Right now with every step, the left is getting everything they want. They have zero opposition. There's no feedback sent to the left that something they are doing is painful or detrimental.

I would like it to be M. Malice's prediction that people will abandon authority in mass. I doubt that happens in my lifetime. Short term we are screwed.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (qQsNc)

194 the shelves at the stores are beginnning to be a lil bare

**

Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (+MSSo)

195
the shelves at the stores are beginnning to be a lil bare

better stock up
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:09 PM (uCLWI)

_________

Life in Bidenstan

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (/U27+)

196 The tats do spoil the view.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (/XOcP)

The tats, the multicolored nails, the stripper shoes -

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (2JVJo)

197 Three Laws of AoS

1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (E6qW6)

198 195 A little butterfly on the ankle, or even some calligraphy on the instep or exterior arch, isn't bad. When a woman covers herself with those things, she just looks . . . dingy. (i was going to write "dirty," but that could be construed as a good thing!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (/XOcP)

=========

Dolley is really freckly, and she's often spoken of getting a tat of a four leaf clover in the same color as her freckles. Well, she's now decided that she's too old for it, but it would have been neat if she had done it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

199 it's a hard wad to swallow

but the US is the most corrupt country in the world

by a wide margin

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (uCLWI)

200 1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (E6qW6)
++++
Man, I am an inveterate lawbreaker.

C'est la vie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (DCdYk)

201 I know, MP4. Not my best find, but I was looking for a quick and dirty patriotic busty photo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:06 PM (csEWM)

90 Miles From Tyranny, every night on the mystery box thread.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (KnJdm)

202 The madness continues.....

My local rag as a story about how your old mask may not be Delta proof. So you need to get a new and improved mask.

So all this time the Karens have been wearing an insufficient mask. LOL

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (GQ5VU)

203 Am I late to the "Horses are racist" party?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (FZYNt)

204 >>Lollapalooza 1993 was a killer lineup.

The first 2 were amazing as well.

Fun times, those shows.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (pXhbm)

205 The bitching poster at 144 is a troll. and has been bitch trolling all morning see thread below.

Posted by: an observation at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (U3Lai)

206 Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM

Hmm...I do need to stock up paper towels this week.

*amends tomorrow's shopping list*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (m+jkK)

207 206 The madness continues.....

My local rag as a story about how your old mask may not be Delta proof. So you need to get a new and improved mask.

So all this time the Karens have been wearing an insufficient mask. LOL
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (GQ5VU)

========

Well, to be fair, they're all insufficient for viral protection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

208 Dolley is really freckly, and she's often spoken of getting a tat of a four leaf clover in the same color as her freckles. Well, she's now decided that she's too old for it, but it would have been neat if she had done it.
---------------------
How about a Guiness Stout tattoo?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (8Sqzu)

209 Ben Schreckinger says that evidence points to Hunter Biden's laptop being legit.

The evidence being Hunter's laptop.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2021 12:43 PM (OFJlJ)

"Evidence" like Hunter admitting in another porn filled laptop video that hie's lost several laptops, the sworn testimony of the repair shop guy who has no motive to fabricate, emails corroborated by other recipients, and zero evidence of tampering?

Yeah. I'd say that "points to" it being legit.

Posted by: LASue at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

210 207 Am I late to the "Horses are racist" party?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (FZYNt)

Only the white horses...

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (6Je/Q)

211 212 Dolley is really freckly, and she's often spoken of getting a tat of a four leaf clover in the same color as her freckles. Well, she's now decided that she's too old for it, but it would have been neat if she had done it.
---------------------
How about a Guiness Stout tattoo?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (8Sqzu)

========

The harp! Guinness is her favorite beer...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

212 ... My local rag as a story about how your old mask may not be Delta proof. So you need to get a new and improved mask. ...
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (GQ5VU)
++++
Either:
1. They're stupid beyond measure
2. This is how they're going to prep the battle space to force real, full-seal, high-filtration respirators on people at taxpayer expense with a massively enriching deal for 3M to manufacture them.

Or both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (DCdYk)

213 203 1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (E6qW6)
++++

and , by no means, act your age

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (uCLWI)

214 Be explicit about your plan and show your work. Ace is simply posting current news and you obviously oppose voting for GOP as hopeless--so then what if everyone adopts your position? What is the end game, please, oh man of mystery?
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (xunV5)

I do agree with the sentiment, but I also agree with his. Being explicit may not be something that ace (or we honestly) need. Most of us know what the score is. Spelling it out might be... counterproductive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (csEWM)

215 the shelves at the stores are beginnning to be a lil bare

**

Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (+MSSo)

Mom told me the other day I need to buy a Thanksgiving turkey right now, because there won't be any come November.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)

216 A little butterfly on the ankle, or even some calligraphy on the instep or exterior arch, isn't bad. When a woman covers herself with those things, she just looks . . . dingy. (i was going to write "dirty," but that could be construed as a good thing!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Encountering half of the hipsters, men and women (and everything in between), I still automatically think, 'Hm, the carney must be in town'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (vOGqy)

217 216 2. This is how they're going to prep the battle space to force real, full-seal, high-filtration respirators on people at taxpayer expense with a massively enriching deal for 3M to manufacture them.

Or both.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (DCdYk)

========

*note to self*
Buy 3M stock.
*clicks old-timey recorder off*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

218 They wore masks during the Spanish Influenza. Still killed over 600,000 American citizens,

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (E6qW6)

219
This shit simply did not happen. And even if you show them the video - it just did not happen. If it did - cable news would have said so.

That is where we are at.
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 12:52 PM (Yt4Do)

Months before it became common knowledge even on the right, I'd seen video of capital hill police letting folks in the side door.
Menjtioned it to a liberal friend of mine. He didn't believe me, so I looked up the video. He got pissed that I was trying to make him see something he'd rather not. Pissed. Only thing he didn't do was close his eyes and put his fingers in his ears and scream like a little bitch.

No reaching some people.
Make that most people

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (z79tQ)

220 217 203 1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (E6qW6)
++++

and , by no means, act your age
Posted by: REDACTED

fuck that, Urban Dictionary is your friend

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (FZYNt)

221 The first 2 were amazing as well.

Fun times, those shows.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:12 PM (pXhbm)

True. Never missed one in those days, unless on patrol.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (KnJdm)

222 BTW, Break Something is a good mood-setter

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:15 PM (z79tQ)

223
Mom told me the other day I need to buy a Thanksgiving turkey right now, because there won't be any come November.
Posted by: Jordan61
-------

Let me know. A flock regularly parades through the yard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2021 01:15 PM (vOGqy)

224 he had such severe Stroke like symptoms. Whole left side went numb and lost feeling and he lost vision and hearing...but, no indication it was either of the above. Blood Work and EKG were all fine.

Similar thing happened to me when I was driving one time in 2016. I suddenly had no feeling in my right foot, my right hand and shoulder when numb. I felt light-headed too. I was a block from my destination and made it there and had them call an ambulance

My bp was 200/110 when the ambulance got there and they held their fingers up and asked me to count and did similar tests. Once strapped in to the stretcher I began to feel normal and my bp dropped to 160/90 and then 140/80
At the hospital I got the EKG, blood tests, a CT scan, and an MRI.
Everything was normal.
They never told me what happened. One doctor said she thought I was having a stroke, "but my body fought it off." ??

I spent the night there, went to my regular doctor and he put me on amlopodine and had me stay home from work for two weeks--and then see him again for the all clear.
I've been on amlopodine since then--I usually test around 130/80

What the fuck had happened to me?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 01:15 PM (mR6Gs)

225 228 What the fuck had happened to me?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 01:15 PM (mR6Gs)

=========

Side effects of alien abduction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

226 TP shortage can be solved if you just use one square, you consumers!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

227 Actually, come to think of it, a proper mask mandate - a full-seal respirator with interchangeable filters - would likely be no better than the mask theater, but if it came with mandatory fitment guidelines, it would result in a huge blowup that would end the mandate.

To make that work, you can't have facial hair. Beards break the seal. If the government told all the hipsters they'd have to shave because COVID, then the wailing and blowback would be huge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (DCdYk)

228 Thanks for the Archive Link instead of linking to clickbait worms Ace.

On a similar note, Biden (or whoever) sent out one of his standard boilerplate tweets yesterday. Tax the rich. He's out of patience. Time they pay their fair share.

It's astounding how many people (well, actually not) are cheering on and sticking up for this demented potato, saying he's not part of the uber rich. Ok, not a multi-billionaire, not for lack of trying. Or selling out the country to the red Chinese. About 1 out of 10 will say things like he's had half a century to do something, anything. Besides send out the same tweet every 2-3 months. And they get ratio'd for their obvious observations.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (wAnMi)

229 Let's not forget Hunter's "Art" show where money will be bagged under the guise of selling art pieces from anonymous buyers. I think I read that the lowest price starts at $50K.

Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

230 Encountering half of the hipsters, men and women (and everything in between), I still automatically think, 'Hm, the carney must be in town'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM

One of my favorite lines from Jumpin' Jack Flash (the movie): "Oh, look! A tropical fish and his mate!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (m+jkK)

231 Not voting at all is simply a stupid play, and it is superficially so... what is pertinent to me is the value of the candidate, and the amount of energy one is willing to invest in them...

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (6Je/Q)

232 Does the GOP know about this?

Because, when they find out, they are going to have great material for email blasts.

Heeeyyoooo!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (m30e2)

233 This is how they're going to prep the battle space to force real, full-seal, high-filtration respirators on people at taxpayer expense with a massively enriching deal for 3M to manufacture them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (DCdYk)

____

Probably in the $3.5T graft bill already.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (GQ5VU)

234 >>What the fuck had happened to me?

This is what my old man is wondering right now.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (pXhbm)

235 1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
Posted by: Anna Puma

and , by no means, act your age
Posted by: REDACTED

fuck that, Urban Dictionary is your friend
Posted by: Rick in SK

Always include everyone in the company directory on your $2 football squares sign up sheet.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:16 PM (OCTRt)

236 But Hunter Biden's former business partner Tony Bobulinski already said those emails were authentic -- the media just ignored him.

I assume Bobulinski is still in hiding? With his armed security?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM (axyOa)

237 " Rising Up"

Uprising

https://youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM (KnJdm)

238 Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (+MSSo)

I just got back from my shopping town of Great Barrington MA

a fav with the NYC weekender crowd, shelves usually stocked to the brim

starting to show a shortage

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM (uCLWI)

239 If I were more resourceful and less lazy I'd post a clip from An Officer and a Gentleman.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Ez6QX)

I've never seen the movie. I was being serious.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM (2JVJo)

240 Joe and Hunter Biden have both been stealing since they could crawl.

It comes natural to them. DNA stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM (/1l9x)

241 165 The only thing that save Beau Biden's reputation was dying of cancer.
___________

Yep. I think the family's plan was to groom Beau as Biden's successor in the senate. They figured they could keep the family grift going on indefinitely, so long as they had somebody in office. Joe was aging (and badly) so they knew they were going to need some new blood. Hunter and Ashley were screwed-up drug addicts, so Beau was it. But then Beau got the brain tumor diagnosis, so plans had to change.

Beau was always in on the grift, though. People want to assume that he was some kind of saint because he died, but he was just another crooked Biden.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (k4dH2)

242 To make that work, you can't have facial hair. Beards break the seal. If the government told all the hipsters they'd have to shave because COVID, then the wailing and blowback would be huge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Also weight gain or loss as it affects the face. Look at John Goodman to confirm that. It looks like someone let the air out of his face.

Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (oiNtH)

243 Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM

I finally made it to Brimfield a couple weeks ago. Barely had time to scratch the surface. Mind status: Blown.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (m+jkK)

244 Uprising

https://youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM (KnJdm)

love it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (V6f9+)

245 My local rag as a story about how your old mask may not be Delta proof. So you need to get a new and improved mask.
---
Buy a bunch of the useless paper masks.
Sharpie a circle with a triangle in the center and a diagonal bar across the circle.
Profit off your new "delta-proof" masks.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (jIL4c)

246 Unfrozen Crackhead Lawyer would make a great updated SNL skit.

Posted by: st7v7ns at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (rl2c4)

247 I thought that was First Law. Second was "A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where this would conflict with the First Law."

**
I think you're right.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021

***
The way John Campbell, and later Asimov, set it up was that you can order a robot to destroy itself (as foolish as that would be), but you can't order it to commit murder or to allow a murder to be committed in its presence.

One of the best stories in I, Robot was "Little Lost Robot," in which a group of robots has been constructed with a modified First Law: They *can* allow a human to put himself in danger without rushing forward to stop him. This leads to one robot hiding itself among a group of non-modified robots (they all look exactly alike). Susan Calvin the robot expert has to detect which one before its mental pathways become so corrupted that it begins to ignore the first part of the Law and considers it okay to harm a human. An excellent detective story!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (/XOcP)

248 222 They wore masks during the Spanish Influenza. Still killed over 600,000 American citizens,
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (E6qW6)

___

Which adjusted for population would be about 2M people today.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (GQ5VU)

249 Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 12:53 PM (pXhbm)

Sounds like good news. That's scary.

Best Wishes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 23, 2021 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)

250 Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Bought a 36 roll bag last Saturday. Will buy another bagful this Saturday.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:19 PM (OCTRt)

251 >>> it's a hard wad to swallow but the US is the most corrupt country in the world by a wide margin
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (uCLWI)

Also, we use our superior technology in one case to specifically murder innocent children in faraway countries and in another to oppress, surveil, imprison, and outright murder our own citizens.

Like some arab dude snarked recently, "If America saw what the American regime was doing to oppress the American people and commit violence overseas the American government would send the American army in to invade America to free the oppressed American people from the corrupt American government".

He's not wrong.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:19 PM (qQsNc)

252 "Not a Smidge of corruption."

Posted by: firecubed at September 23, 2021 01:19 PM (vwM8Q)

253 252 222 They wore masks during the Spanish Influenza. Still killed over 600,000 American citizens,
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:14 PM (E6qW6)

___

Which adjusted for population would be about 2M people today.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant

What country and lab developed the Spanish Influenza?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (FZYNt)

254 His negatives are that he is alcoholic, drug addict - kicked [out] of U.S. Army for cocaine, chasing low class hookers, constantly needs money-liquidity problems and many more headaches."

Sounds like a winner. Let's go with him.

Griftin the night away

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (M+Lyo)

255 BTW, Break Something is a good mood-setter

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:15 PM (z79tQ)

Uprising, Bodies, various Rage songs . . . .

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (KnJdm)

256 Three Laws of AoS

1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
----------------------------------
4. And an almost-fanatical devotion to the Ewok.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (UHVv4)

257 196 banana dream,
The problem with corrupt elites is that they are not willing to die for their dreams--in essence, they are cowards. In the earlier feudalism that they are trying to emulate, the aristocrats had to justify their positions with personal violence if need be as someone who would not get their hands dirty was not respected as a war leaders. Edward II comes to mind for example.

Does anyone really respect people like Bill Gates anymore? Hillary or Bill Clinton? Schumer? McConnell? Would anyone be bothered if a new ruler simply proscribed them out of existence? Would any of them actually stay and fight?

That is what led to the Soviet Union disintegrating--no one was willing to fight and die to cover for those rulers anymore.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (xunV5)

258
What the fuck had happened to me?
==
hard to know. Could be BP related. That is a calcium channel blocker, relaxes blood vessels, drops bp and increases blood flow to the heart.

Posted by: Marcus Welby's dead man, he's dead at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (teNDc)

259 "Beau was always in on the grift, though. People want to assume that he was some kind of saint because he died, but he was just another crooked Biden."

MY GOD MAN!!! Don't you know that Joe Biden had a son named Beau who also died?
- MSM

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (GQ5VU)

260 Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (ofMd1)

261 Seems like Hunter's electronic security is pretty sloppy. If only there was an organization with the capability of investigating things like that.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (cSyAR)

262 256 "Not a Smidge of corruption."
Posted by: firecubed

Kind Sir, would you be interested in purchasing this bridge?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (FZYNt)

263 They wore masks during the Spanish Influenza. Still killed over 600,000 American citizens,
Posted by: Anna Puma

And people were still literally dying in the streets.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (OCTRt)

264 @235

>>Not voting at all is simply a stupid play, and it is superficially so...

Ehh, it depends where you live.

I lived/live in NY/NJ and have voted GOP all my life, with the exception of two votes, Reagan and Giuliani, my votes have largely been meaningless.

And now voting has been revealed to pretty much be a joke and a lie, so cynicism about the whole endeavor is justified.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (m30e2)

265 >>249 My local rag as a story about how your old mask may not be Delta proof. So you need to get a new and improved mask.

Scuba gear. Or gills and a head-aquarium.

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (xK9An)

266 If Blumenthal was working the Clinton angle on these deals, I'll go ahead and take a wild guess (read: I'm completely positive) that Tyler Drumheller was on point, up to his fat fuckin' neck, organizing everything. That'd be a good thread to pull if you're investigating this. Too bad he's in a XXXL grave, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (b2Wda)

267 Which adjusted for population would be about 2M people today.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant

What country and lab developed the Spanish Influenza?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (FZYNt)

____

What does that have to do with anything?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (GQ5VU)

268 Narrator: Nothing will happen.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (mbFEM)

269 More like a Smaug of corruption.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (E6qW6)

270
Old news.
Mistakes were made.
Some people did some things.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.

Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (a3Q+t)

271 The problem is that in a fascist socialist country like this one so many aspects of society have been coopted by the fascist regime it requires an overthrow of the evil majority by the good minority. ..

I would like it to be M. Malice's prediction that people will abandon authority in mass. I doubt that happens in my lifetime. Short term we are screwed.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (qQsNc)

There's one factor arguing for a break to happen sooner rather than later - and that is the fact that the left's plans are insane and incredibly self destructive. They are working hard to fracture every level of society, and yet they have no clue what winds will blow when that happens. Now I'm not saying this is a good thing, because the most likely outcome is pure chaos on every level and the general breakdown of society. But what they are trying to do will not last for long, because it can't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (trdmm)

272 260 Three Laws of AoS

1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
----------------------------------
4. And an almost-fanatical devotion to the Ewok.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (UHVv4)

5. Tuesdays are Hobo Tongue Taco Night.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (Xo5lP)

273 268 And now voting has been revealed to pretty much be a joke and a lie, so cynicism about the whole endeavor is justified.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (m30e2)

========

I still feel that even if you feel like voting doesn't matter, actually voting is still something you would want to do. Just in case.

It's essentially Pascal's Wager.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

274 Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That's what causes these shortages, some asshole making it up

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (mR6Gs)

275 What does that have to do with anything?
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Just means the Kung Flu had more help getting started

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (FZYNt)

276 They wore masks during the Spanish Influenza. Still killed over 600,000 American citizens,
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021

***
In the book I read about the Spanish flu, there were photos from those days (the author said) of entire families posing with their masks . . . and with a mask on the family dog and the cat. Now any cat person will ask: How is that even possible?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (/XOcP)

277 Get Lucky

https://youtu.be/CCHdMIEGaaM

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (KnJdm)

278 it's a hard wad to swallow but the US is the most corrupt country in the world by a wide margin
==
A country is basically just an organized crime syndicate these days. And some countries are just a bit more organized than others.

Posted by: Machiavelli at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (U3Lai)

279 all of this info about corruption while the most corrupt part of government keeps on chuggin along.
the fed keeps robbing retired people of their earnings on safe investments.
buying 100's of billions of bonds , keeping the yields historically low.
giving the small investor no place to flee.
but they mght raise rates in 2023.
might
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:04 PM (uCLWI)

The whole point of the last 12 years of ZIRP is propping up a credit based economy...no, wait, scratch that.
The whole point of ZIRP is to keep the cost of out of control government spending from exploding us into insolvency..
No wait. Scratch that.
The whole point is to force every single person in the US into a higher risk table at the casino known as the "market".
Lose fast or lose slow, but you are going to lose.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:23 PM (z79tQ)

280 268
And now voting has been revealed to pretty much be a joke and a lie, so cynicism about the whole endeavor is justified.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (m30e2)

Yeah I get that.... but, on down ticket offices there could well be an impact... it all matters to our lives..

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:23 PM (6Je/Q)

281 247 Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM

I finally made it to Brimfield a couple weeks ago. Barely had time to scratch the surface. Mind status: Blown.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:18 PM (m+jkK)

in the 90's, 7 or 8 of us would pile in van in Dallas and drive up to Brimfield, non stop, playing hold'em all the way

rent 4 or 5 26ft Ryders, park them behind Mays and fill them to the brim

that was some whorin ass times

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:23 PM (uCLWI)

282 Shitty news, guys.

A family of four's annual toilet paper use generates about the same amount of carbon as cutting down 27 trees or flying on a jet from Toronto to Vancouver. These brands of toilet paper are dumping on the environment, ranking says.

https://twitter.com/clownworld0987/status/
1440714717249433624
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (UHVv4)
***
Ding Ding Ding goes my BS alarm.
How old is the family of four?
How big are the trees? What kind of trees?
What kind of jet?
This is propaganda bullsh*t.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:23 PM (axyOa)

283 " Rising Up"

Uprising

https://youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:17 PM (KnJdm)

Rising.....

https://youtu.be/p0NpeWe5sGk

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (Yt4Do)

Newsletter?

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (KnJdm)

285 Three Laws of AoS

1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
----------------------------------
4. And an almost-fanatical devotion to the Ewok.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM

5. Never mention The Singer Who Cannot Be Mentioned on The ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

286 TJM,

I got my tattoo at 59. And I wish people wouldn't keep saying to stock up. I buy food for the pantry and think that will do it for now. Then someone else says to stock up and I buy more.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (5HBd1)

287 Wait. Are you telling me Hunter is a corrupt, slimy piece of shit?

No. Way.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (KnSdT)

288 I still feel that even if you feel like voting doesn't matter, actually voting is still something you would want to do. Just in case.

It's essentially Pascal's Wager.
==
Also, the power of "and". Just because its corrupt, doesn't mean you should vote, if you try to use your vote to throw a monkey wrench into the system. Force them to steal another one. And another. Its already devolved into a farce. Next step tragedy.

Posted by: Machiavelli at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (7Cdv+)

289 >>A family of four's annual toilet paper use generates about the same amount of carbon as cutting down 27 trees

Fuck the Elms!

Posted by: The Maples at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (pXhbm)

290 I'm still waiting for info on how to request a religious exemption at work. The clock is ticking on the deadline to get things sorted out.

Side note, the office handling these requests has, like, 8 people in it, for hundreds if not thousands of employees (I'm not sure of our total count). Wonder how many exemptions they'll have to process and if they'll be able to get them all through in a reasonable amount of time given the deadline.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 12:45 PM (8548M)

My 2 cents: copy one of the Gab letters (whichever best applies to you), revise it to fit your circumstances, date it and submit it. (maybe even get it certified just so it looks extra official) Keep a copy. If they come up with a form or need something more, they can let you know. But at least you won't miss any deadlines.

Posted by: LASue at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

291 This is propaganda bullsh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes

you just defined all climate hysteria news

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (FZYNt)

292 A family of four's annual toilet paper use generates about the same amount of carbon as cutting down 27 trees or flying on a jet from Toronto to Vancouver. These brands of toilet paper are dumping on the environment, ranking says.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (UHVv4)
++++
I fucking told you, but did you listen? No, you didn't. And now we're going to burn into cinders. Fools, the lot of you.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (DCdYk)

293 TJM is going to review "Deep Rising" at this rate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (E6qW6)

294 6. The Way of the Ewok is harsh but fair. And involves Shelving. Lots and lots of shelving.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (Xo5lP)

295 shouldn't vote

Posted by: Machiavelli at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (7Cdv+)

296 They wore masks during the Spanish Influenza. Still killed over 600,000 American citizens,
Posted by: Anna Puma

And people were still literally dying in the streets.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021

***
An actual pandemic as opposed to a ginned-up one. Apparently it killed younger people in record numbers, unlike most influenzas, because their stronger immune systems fought back in such a way that they often developed pneumonia faster and worse than older victims did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (/XOcP)

297 What do you think.

Could this sudden flush of secrets be France's way of striking back for the stolen Sub deal?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (LW36e)

298 Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Bought a 36 roll bag last Saturday. Will buy another bagful this Saturday.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:19 PM (OCTRt)

Oh, speaking of, I noticed the rolls are now 380 sheets. They used to be 425.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (Ez6QX)

299 You might wear a double-chambered respirator and goggles into a dental office to mock the hysteria, but you'd probably be lauded as a model of social responsibility.

Meta-irony. Neoirony. Counterirony. Something.

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (xK9An)

300 They make toilet paper out of cottonwoods. They are grown specially for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (5HBd1)

301 The White Stripes - Seven-Nation Army:
https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (DCdYk)

302 Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:23 PM

Niiice. Looking forward to the next one. This time I'll make a whole day of it. Hell, I'm only 15-20 minutes away.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (m+jkK)

303 Three Laws of AoS
1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
----------------------------------
4. And an almost-fanatical devotion to the Ewok.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (UHVv4)
5. Tuesdays are Hobo Tongue Taco Night.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (Xo5lP)
----------------
0. Slap a hot iron to it.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (qQsNc)

304 My burg has city council elections in Nov. It's depressing that all the candidates are far left. They are all "non partisan" (wink wink) positions. So even though at the federal level it's a 50/50 place, at the city council level it's all woke asswipes since their campaigns slogans are non-descript bullshit like "Experience to Lead" or "Leadership Matters" or whatever. Turnout is low enough in off year elections that all you need to do is get a few hundred votes and you win.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (GQ5VU)

305 Just a weekend at Bernie's news story that will not make any difference with our media. The only way I hear about all this is Sky News Australia. And few Americans care. So do what you want and don't worry about the people. Americans only care about gas prices and if they can buy a new car and get it delivered in the next couple months. (like many in my family)

Posted by: Colin at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (MTh1q)

306
I just got back from my shopping town of Great Barrington MA

a fav with the NYC weekender crowd, shelves usually stocked to the brim

__________

Geez, can't imagine a more toxic brew than NYCers in Massachusetts. Assholitude going supercritical.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (/U27+)

307 298 TJM is going to review "Deep Rising" at this rate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (E6qW6)

=========

If I were to do Deep Rising, it would be as a piece delving into the intricate layers of the filmography of Stephen Sommers, tying its deep themes to his work in GI Joe and The Mummy Returns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

308 5. Never mention The Singer Who Cannot Be Mentioned on The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021

***
Does he by any chance have the same initials as "Prince Albert"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (/XOcP)

309 The whole point of the last 12 years of ZIRP is propping up a credit based economy...no, wait, scratch that.
The whole point of ZIRP is to keep the cost of out of control government spending from exploding us into insolvency..
No wait. Scratch that.
The whole point is to force every single person in the US into a higher risk table at the casino known as the "market".
Lose fast or lose slow, but you are going to lose.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:23 PM (z79tQ)

in 40 years, we have went from being able to make 14% in a CD to .5% in a CD

the truth always lies somewhere in between

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (uCLWI)

310 We KNOW voting is rigged.
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (Yt4Do)

___

OK bro. You made your point. Go collect $200 as you pass the Moby Monopoly Go.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (GQ5VU)

311 No, intials are YO

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (5HBd1)

312 >>their stronger immune systems fought back in such a way that they often developed pneumonia faster and worse than older victims did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (/XOcP)

Reminded of the Norm McDonald cancer bit, where the old man whines to Death: "Don't take me...take him! He's young, and fresh!"

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (xK9An)

313 If I were to do Deep Rising, it would be as a piece delving into the intricate layers of the filmography of Stephen Sommers, tying its deep themes to his work in GI Joe and The Mummy Returns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

and Treat Williams

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (CjHGv)

314 Oh, speaking of, I noticed the rolls are now 380 sheets. They used to be 425.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (Ez6QX)

*takes out calculator*

Never mind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (RoIW/)

315 Get Lucky

https://youtu.be/CCHdMIEGaaM
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (KnJdm)

That was my son's favorite song his first year in college.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (Ez6QX)

316 The wave of illegal immigrants is overrunning hospitals and taking away life saving services from citizens. A few months ago all we heard about was unvaccinated COVID patients pushing wards to capacity. That was a LIE. It is illegal immigrants who are taxing all of our hospitals and community service. Services we all pay for with our tax money as citizens. Services now being taken away from us by Biden and Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (Tckfm)

317 Fox News investigator releases this video:

Here's something I've never seen before & can't find anywhere: a fed agent seized $115K from a man
@RDUAirport. The agent says he's going to launch a fed investigation of money laundering & drug activity.

Then offers the man a way out: surrender his cash & no investigation:

https://bit.ly/3lUvnvL

Seems to me this is a FED using their position to outright steal money without pretense to being "asset forfeiture."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (UW2ZS)

318 Vince McMahon made a mint by selling tickets while folks screamed for Hulk Hogan to beat the shit out of Paul Orndorff. And the crowd felt better, apparently, even when Vince had the bad guy win. They enjoyed the manipulation.
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (Yt4Do)

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (trdmm)

319 I fucking told you, but did you listen? No, you didn't. And now we're going to burn into cinders. Fools, the lot of you.
*nestles down on commode*
*does number 2*
*applies generous numbers of sheets of Charmin Ultra to herself*
*flushes*
*flushes again*
*Calls Plumber*

Posted by: Cheryl Crowe Hypocrisy Tour at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (teNDc)

320 315 The whole point of the last 12 years of ZIRP

___

Not quite 12 years. It was 8 years during Obama. Then as soon as Trump took over interest rates were spiked to 3%. Then back down to 0% for Biden. This chart says it all.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FEDFUNDS

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (GQ5VU)

321 Pixy pretty well nailed it this morning saying everything the government says is a lie, everything the police say is a lie and everything the MSM says is a lie. Words to live by.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (oWBc3)

322 308 Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:23 PM

Niiice. Looking forward to the next one. This time I'll make a whole day of it. Hell, I'm only 15-20 minutes away.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (m+jkK)

If things loosen up, I might do Mays in the Spring

let you know where to find me if I do

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (uCLWI)

323 I will contnue to vote because it is my right to do so, and I will not willingly surrender that right. Where I live, voting does make one hell of a difference....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (6Je/Q)

324 That was my son's favorite song his first year in college.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (Ez6QX)
++++
It's fine. It's essentially a neo-disco track. I couldn't see listening to it in heavy rotation - that would get grating fast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (DCdYk)

325 Vince McMahon made a mint by selling tickets while folks screamed for Hulk Hogan to beat the shit out of Paul Orndorff. And the crowd felt better, apparently, even when Vince had the bad guy win. They enjoyed the manipulation.
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM

There is no good guy
There is no bad guy
There's just you and I
And we just pretend to disagree.

Posted by: Baby Face & Heel at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (a3Q+t)

326 the shelves at the stores are beginnning to be a lil bare

**

Some moron said Costco has already announced another paper product shortage on the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 23, 2021 01:11 PM (+MSSo)
***

Can confirm. Got a notice from Costco earlier this week.
Sigh...another long winter.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (axyOa)

327 Canadians can wipe their asses with maple leafs

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (CYnTg)

328 Hunter was on the Wackiest Ship In the Army.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

329 320 Oh, speaking of, I noticed the rolls are now 380 sheets. They used to be 425.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:25 PM (Ez6QX)

King Joe: "Rejoice, citizen! Your TP roll ration has been increased from 425 sheets to 380! Am I not merciful?"

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (5aFbR)

330 @278

>>I still feel that even if you feel like voting doesn't matter, actually voting is still something you would want to do. Just in case.

Absolutely.

I didn't say I wasn't going to vote, I simply understand people's cynicism about the whole exercise.

I'm going to vote for whatever tomato can they put up against Mikie Scherrill or Murphy or any of the other Donk Assholes I can vote against, it's just I'd like to do it affirmatively and not as a defensive operation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (m30e2)

331 That was my son's favorite song his first year in college.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (Ez6QX)

Should be everyone's first year in college. Or even now. It's very fun.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (KnJdm)

332 Does he by any chance have the same initials as "Prince Albert"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (/XOcP)

I'm thinking the initials are just like the YO Ranch....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (KnSdT)

333 No, intials are YO
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021

***
Then you've lost me. Another clue?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (/XOcP)

334 You guts are negative Nellies.

I'm really enjoying the HRC faction vs Barry faction civil war. Of which this is one small part.

And the GOP pols getting exposed as complict in everything.

Tomorrow in AZ could be another big day and Sidney Powell is deposing the Domin*on Exec today.

I'm not saying some plan is coming together but the enemy is savaging itself and our side is coming to awareness. Feels good.

But then I have never expected normies to lead the way or undetstand what is going on.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (FZrdL)

335 301 They wore masks during the Spanish Influenza. Still killed over 600,000 American citizens,
Posted by: Anna Puma

And people were still literally dying in the streets.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021
--------------
And we had a brain dead Dem president and the media was told not to report it. And they didn't.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (8Sqzu)

336 Aerials

https://youtu.be/L-iepu3EtyE

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (KnJdm)

337 I do agree with the sentiment, but I also agree with his. Being explicit may not be something that ace (or we honestly) need. Most of us know what the score is. Spelling it out might be... counterproductive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Aetius, I have been around the block a time or two in politics and have no illusions about most politicians who by and large want money, power, and sex, with the order of those priorities set by the individual politician. The issue is when someone comes out with some rhetoric such as Vote Harder--it literally has no content to it nor any coherent plan. A dialectic response would be not voting would show that the regime and its leaders lack popular support. I can see that response as genuine as it has a thesis and a prediction of what the consequences are. I don't agree with it but would respect it. And so on for other meaningful statements. YD makes cogent arguments as do you but they are actually arguments not rhetorical statements.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (xunV5)

338 Which journalists should be hung first after a trail if you will.?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (T1fV4)

339 Old news.
Mistakes were made.
Some people did some things.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2021 01:21 PM (a3Q+t)

We choose to look forward.
It was a teachable moment.
Going forward, we've changed to processes to avoid that result.
We can't live in the past.
Hindsight is 20/20.

Posted by: LASue at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

340 >>I still feel that even if you feel like voting doesn't matter, actually voting is still something you would want to do. Just in case.

****************

I'll vote but only because I don't want to give Dominion the satisfaction of no longer having to falsify as many votes as they used to.

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (hQVBP)

341 The good news is our new Afghani citizens don't use toilet paper. So there's a silver lining there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (GQ5VU)

342 A family of four's annual toilet paper use generates about the same amount of carbon as cutting down 27 trees or flying on a jet from Toronto to Vancouver. These brands of toilet paper are dumping on the environment, ranking says.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:02 PM (UHVv4)

TP is made from tree farms that are grown then cut down then grown then cut down, etc. Or trees that were already going to be cleared for development. People aren't felling giant sequoias to make a roll of paper. Paper industries are not that dumb, yet. Give CRT some time as society burns then maybe.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (qQsNc)

343 Then you've lost me. Another clue?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yoo-hoo! Oh-no!

A bug!
Volkswagon's other name.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (OCTRt)

344 I still say the Right handled the laptop wrong. Jack Posobiec and Giuliani should have uploaded the whole thing with a hash to Wikileaks. Screw the oh I will get a child porn indictment thing wiki can do it anonymously.

With the dribs and drabs it was easy to say oh that's doctored. Or Russian disinfo. Posobiec kept saying if you had seen what I saw... okay, put it out there.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (mbFEM)

345 Rough Trade

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (UHVv4)

346 344 Which journalists should be hung first after a trail if you will.?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (T1fV4)

Dibs on Don Lemon. I have an axe handle with his name literally on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (V6f9+)

347 336 I'm going to vote for whatever tomato can they put up against Mikie Scherrill or Murphy or any of the other Donk Assholes I can vote against, it's just I'd like to do it affirmatively and not as a defensive operation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (m30e2)

=========

I've voted third party in most elections since I moved to SC. It wasn't because I was trying to throw any race or anything. It was because I knew who was going to win (I live in SC, it's pretty red even around Charleston) and I was always hoping that a slightly strengthened third party result could help try and keep the Republicans a bit more honest, knowing that their position was more precarious than perceived.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

348 Get Lucky

https://youtu.be/CCHdMIEGaaM
Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (KnJdm)

That was my son's favorite song his first year in college.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:27 PM (Ez6QX)

So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (axyOa)

349 Addendum: I am actually furious they murked Codevilla.

But other than that, this is fun.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (FZrdL)

350 344 Which journalists should be hung first after a trail if you will.?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (T1fV4)

All of them.

Whomever said that the last politician should be strangled with the entrails of the last journalist (whore) had it right on the money.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (5aFbR)

351 Very few stores sell a half gallon of ice cream. Notice how thin the boxes of cereal are in the stores especially Kellogg. I expect eggs will be sold by the half dozen before long. On and on it goes.

Posted by: Colin at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (MTh1q)

352 309 Three Laws of AoS
1. Do not read the content.
2. Do not click on links.
3. Do not look up strange unknown words.
----------------------------------
4. And an almost-fanatical devotion to the Ewok.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 01:20 PM (UHVv4)
5. Tuesdays are Hobo Tongue Taco Night.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 01:22 PM (Xo5lP)
----------------
0. Slap a hot iron to it.

6. there is *no* rule 6.

Posted by: Kulack Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (oY6Yp)

353 Old news.
Mistakes were made.
Some people did some things.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
We choose to look forward.
It was a teachable moment.

____

EGG-SACTLY!!

Posted by: Hillary at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (GQ5VU)

354 If things loosen up, I might do Mays in the Spring

let you know where to find me if I do
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM

Sounds good. Bluebell and CBD have my email.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (m+jkK)

355 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (axyOa)

Lead singer is dead.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (KnSdT)

356 CO's well and truly buttoned up. No point in voting here.

Shit... I'll bet if a Dem won a rural district by some fluke, they'd button it up for the GOP, just to put some shine on the statewide scam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (b2Wda)

357 Local school district trying another bond election. At the meeting last night they said taxes on $100k homesteads would go up about a dollar a day, as if that's chump change - it's a 10 percent increase. The crowd was not enthused.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (oWBc3)

358 Geez, can't imagine a more toxic brew than NYCers in Massachusetts. Assholitude going supercritical.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM (/U27+)

yeah, it takes a master class level of ignoring

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (uCLWI)

359 Which journalists should be hung first after a trail if you will.?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:30 PM (T1fV4)

It's a long trail. So, all of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (axyOa)

360 Then you've lost me. Another clue?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yoo-hoo! Oh-no!

A bug!
Volkswagon's other name.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021

***
People classify that as a "singer"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (/XOcP)

361 TP is made from tree farms that are grown then cut down then grown then cut down, etc. Or trees that were already going to be cleared for development. People aren't felling giant sequoias to make a roll of paper. Paper industries are not that dumb, yet. Give CRT some time as society burns then maybe.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (qQsNc)
++++
Yup. Want more trees? Waste more paper. Almost all paper production is out of cultivated forests. This is why the US has had net reforestation since the fifties. We make a *lot* of paper.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (DCdYk)

362 The trump border crisis in Del Rio is terrible. How could he do this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (mdgQ7)

363 TP is made from tree farms that are grown then cut down then grown then cut down, etc. Or trees that were already going to be cleared for development. People aren't felling giant sequoias to make a roll of paper. Paper industries are not that dumb, yet. Give CRT some time as society burns then maybe.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (qQsNc)

The south has yuuuge tracts of land for shitpaper trees.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (ofMd1)

364 Just imagine how much richer the Biden Crime Family would be if they had been awarded "Failure Fees" over the past five decades ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (Ss8Mj)

365 Just a weekend at Bernie's news story that will not make any difference with our media. The only way I hear about all this is Sky News Australia.
Posted by: Colin at September 23, 2021 01:26 PM

If it wasn't for the Brits, Aussie's, and the occasional Ruskie article I wouldn't know 1% of the shit involving Hunter Biden. And the American media scratches their wondering why we wouldn't piss on them if they caught fire.?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (dQvv7)

366 ***
Then you've lost me. Another clue?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (/XOcP)

Killed The Beatles.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

367 Costco SQUID GAME:

"Toilet Paper Red Light, Green Light."

"You have five minutes. Begin."

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (xK9An)

368 Married to a guy more popular than Jesus?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (5HBd1)

369 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021

Lead singer is dead.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021

***
Mama told him not to come.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (/XOcP)

370 Dolley and I are doing a mini-rerun of Doctor Who (pretty much just the River Song episodes), and I find it ironic that the show that had one of the best female characters in River Song (not to mention Amy Pond and I also have a lot of affection for Clara) decided that it wasn't enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

371 People classify that as a "singer"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Singer. Screecher. Nails on chalkboard.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

372 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021

Lead singer is dead.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021

***
Yeah, but they have to let the show go on, don't they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (/XOcP)

373 Victorious

https://youtu.be/PZDg_MLmp7M

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:34 PM (KnJdm)

374 Then you've lost me. Another clue?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:29 PM (/XOcP)

She broke up the Beatles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 01:34 PM (V6f9+)

375 Local school district trying another bond election. At the meeting last night they said taxes on $100k homesteads would go up about a dollar a day, as if that's chump change - it's a 10 percent increase. The crowd was not enthused.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (oWBc3)

They don't think you can do maths.
$300k house...365 bucks times 3 is $1095/year.
Fu*k em.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:34 PM (axyOa)

376 5. Never mention The Singer Who Cannot Be Mentioned on The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Who's name rhymes with Stank Rappa.

( I saw Hole open for Stank Rappa at the Phallusade in '99. True story)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:34 PM (z79tQ)

377 You know what makes good building material? The carbonized bodies of the unvaccinated. And Magas. Really, you can carbonize the body of any undesirable and build with it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 01:34 PM (mdgQ7)

378 Still the best take on the whole Hunter Biden enigma:

@El_Kabong81
Going to write a wacky sitcom about a President's son who hates his father and keeps trying to kill his political career with elaborate scandals only to be thwarted by a throne-sniffing press at every turn.

Posted by: Timmy at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (S+el1)

379 382 Local school district trying another bond election. At the meeting last night they said taxes on $100k homesteads would go up about a dollar a day, as if that's chump change - it's a 10 percent increase. The crowd was not enthused.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (oWBc3)

They don't think you can do maths.
$300k house...365 bucks times 3 is $1095/year.
Fu*k em.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:34 PM (axyOa)

Let me see.... are they " elected"????

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (6Je/Q)

380 News on the Global Warming front.

Rotting trees emit more carbon than all fossil fuels combined.

https://tinyurl.com/66efamm8

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (LW36e)

381
Seems to me this is a FED using their position to outright steal money without pretense to being "asset forfeiture."
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (UW2ZS)

Sounds like they've been taking lessons from the Federales who hang around on Mexico City street corners.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (trdmm)

382 363 Local school district trying another bond election. At the meeting last night they said taxes on $100k homesteads would go up about a dollar a day, as if that's chump change - it's a 10 percent increase. The crowd was not enthused.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (oWBc3)

___

You won't pay an extra $1** a day for schools? You child hating Republican monster!!

** subject to change and may be up to $8 a day

Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (GQ5VU)

383 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (axyOa)

Lead singer is dead.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (KnSdT)

I guess that would explain it. Two Dog Night never really caught on.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (axyOa)

384 Yoko Ono.

There. I said it.

God help us all.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (KnSdT)

385 No, intials are YO

Oh, that one. It was the description as "singer" that threw me off.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (nfrXX)

386 If it is such a paltry tax increase, I guess you don't need it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (mdgQ7)

387 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021
Lead singer is dead.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021

He's on the road to Shambala...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2021 01:36 PM (/1l9x)

388 389 You won't pay an extra $1** a day for schools? You child hating Republican monster!!

** subject to change and may be up to $8 a day
Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (GQ5VU)

========

**actual cost is $3,000 a day and none will actually go to classrooms, instead going to the Unions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

389 Local school district trying another bond election. At the meeting last night they said taxes on $100k homesteads would go up about a dollar a day, as if that's chump change - it's a 10 percent increase. The crowd was not enthused.
==
You don't expect us to pay for our own tummy tucks and boob jobs do you?

Posted by: teachers union at September 23, 2021 01:36 PM (7Cdv+)

390 5. Never mention The Singer Who Cannot Be Mentioned on The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Who's name rhymes with Stank Rappa.

Oh No! I think I might be wr...wro....mistaken!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:36 PM (z79tQ)

391
TP has to strike a balance between decomposability and strength. Short pulp fibers from deciduous trees break down more easily while long fibers from evergreens are stronger.

No matter how humble something it is, there's a lot of technology put into it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:36 PM (/U27+)

392 >>Seems to me this is a FED using their position to outright steal money without pretense to being "asset forfeitur

That scam has been going on forever.

You don't want to get stopped by any authority when you are carrying lots of cash. Feds, Locals, none of them.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:36 PM (pXhbm)

393 Norms restored!

Posted by: Con graft, INC. at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Ojki1)

394 >>> The south has yuuuge tracts of land for shitpaper trees.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (ofMd1)

I live downriver from a GA Papermill. NOT down wind thankfully. You can still smell some days. The Savannah smell

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (qQsNc)

395 Going to write a wacky sitcom about a President's son who hates his father and keeps trying to kill his political career with elaborate scandals only to be thwarted by a throne-sniffing press at every turn.
Posted by: Timmy at September 23, 2021

***
I see Will Arnett as the son, and Brad Garrett as his father the prez.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (/XOcP)

396 The Biden crime Family

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (8nD9v)

397 The walls are coming off. The wheels are closing in.

Posted by: The cute blonde in Apt 3B at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (RPK19)

398 frustrated, despotic, menopausal witch posing as MY Governor says she's going to replace and health care workers who don't get vaccinated with foreign workers on visas. Yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Tckfm)

399 UPS just delivered my air fryer

my head is spinning ideas

air fried natto

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (uCLWI)

400 I always figured that the housing boom under Clinton was designed for corporations to easily buy up houses. It just didn't make sense. There's a lot of things like that they managed to pull because the press cheered it on. Like turning into a service economy. Anyone thinking about it would know that's a bad way to go.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (5HBd1)

401 News on the Global Warming front.

Rotting trees emit more carbon than all fossil fuels combined.

https://tinyurl.com/66efamm8
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (LW36e)

It's why CO2 makes up something infinitesimal in the atmosphere.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

402 For a while I lived in an ultra red district. Like Republicans winning 70% every election type of place. And even there, every fucking school bond passed with 60%+.

Slap a FOR THE CHILDREN sign on it, and voters will approve it, no matter what it is, or how much it costs.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (GQ5VU)

403 With the dribs and drabs it was easy to say oh that's doctored. Or Russian disinfo. Posobiec kept saying if you had seen what I saw... okay, put it out there.
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (mbFEM)

The advantage the left has is if this had been "our" laptop, it would have magically leaked to the NYT or CNN, they'd put out what would pass as legal with judicious pixelization, say "ZOMG you wouldn't believe how bad this is!" and everybody would believe it.

We live in a world where if a journalist or publication is anything right of middle left, they're derided as propaganda and fake MAGA news. Just like it doesn't matter if O'Keefe had video of Hunter raping and killing a 3 year old along with testimony from the person who procured the kids for him - it'd always fall back to "O'Keefe got sued once!" or "deceptively edited video!" and that's the end of the argument.

It would take the actual outlets that are protecting these shits to bring it out, and only then would it attract any attention.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (wAnMi)

404 The Day is My Enemy

https://youtu.be/kFr8SdOS5ic

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (KnJdm)

405 UPS just delivered my air fryer

my head is spinning ideas

air fried natto
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (uCLWI)

I just got new golf grips.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

406 Rotting trees emit more carbon than all fossil fuels combined.

___

Well then the solution is obvious, we have to ban rotting trees.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (GQ5VU)

407 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021

Lead singer is dead.
===
Does that mean they aren't coming on then?

Posted by: James May at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (7jQy4)

408 I live downriver from a GA Papermill. NOT down wind thankfully. You can still smell some days. The Savannah smell
Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021

***
In early '79 I had to deliver once a week to a paper mill on the North Shore of Lake Pontchartrain. I dreaded it. It smelled like the day Hell's toilets backed up. I used to start breathing through my mouth only when I turned onto the state highway, and didn't breathe through my nose until I came back out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (/XOcP)

409 BW Stevenson > Three Dog Night

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (/1l9x)

410 383 5. Never mention The Singer Who Cannot Be Mentioned on The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Who's name rhymes with Stank Rappa.

( I saw Hole open for Stank Rappa at the Phallusade in '99. True story)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:34 PM (z79tQ)

I know this one!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

411 402 Going to write a wacky sitcom about a President's son who hates his father and keeps trying to kill his political career with elaborate scandals only to be thwarted by a throne-sniffing press at every turn.
Posted by: Timmy at September 23, 2021

I like it--kind of like Springtime for Hitler.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (cSyAR)

412 Something abouta whore with no name.

Reminds me ...I'm angry about the dishonorable discharge.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (T1fV4)

413 With the dribs and drabs it was easy to say oh that's doctored. Or Russian disinfo. Posobiec kept saying if you had seen what I saw... okay, put it out there.
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (mbFEM)

I can't blame anyone for not saying I have seen or have possession of child porn. Not with the corrupt FBI and compromised DOJ.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (KnJdm)

414 412 UPS just delivered my air fryer

my head is spinning ideas

air fried natto
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (uCLWI)

I just got new golf grips.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

And I thought fried twinkies were taking things too far...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

415
If it is such a paltry tax increase, I guess you don't need it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM

Oh, they'll find some thoroughly necessary expense and threaten to cut that out. Like Mayors who cut firefighters, librarians, and police every time. When they're only a single digit part of the budget.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (dQvv7)

416 A town I lived in did that tax increase thing. Teachers union got a huge increase in salary and benefits for the teachers out of the existing budget. The next year there is a crisis because there is no money for school supplies, uniforms, or building maintenance. Teachers were yelping and dancing when the $100 million bond passed. You bitches caused the budget problem, now you are cheering that I have to fork out $1000/ yr more. Burn in hell.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (mdgQ7)

417 I just got new golf grips.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM

I got a lamp shade.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (m+jkK)

418 401 >>> The south has yuuuge tracts of land for shitpaper trees.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (ofMd1)

I live downriver from a GA Papermill. NOT down wind thankfully. You can still smell some days. The Savannah smell
---------------
Oooo that smell, the smell of pulp surrounds you ( que Guitar Riff)

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (8Sqzu)

419 424 I just got new golf grips.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM

I got a lamp shade.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (m+jkK)

=======

I got a rock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

420 The sad thing is... for DC this IS normal, these are the norms that nevertrump missed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

421 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021

Lead singer is dead.

***
No joy to the world then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (/XOcP)

422
So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?

Lead singer is dead.

Two is the loneliest number.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

423 424 I just got new golf grips.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM

I got a lamp shade.
------------
I got a pair of Sperry tennis shoes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (8Sqzu)

424 Stank Rappa would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (UuD2k)

425 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021

Lead singer is dead.

That hasn't stopped Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

426 I just got new golf grips.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

here come the duck hooks

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (uCLWI)

427 Guerilla Radio

https://youtu.be/Rm1nCYOZB-s

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (KnJdm)

428 UPS just delivered my air fryer

my head is spinning ideas
air fried natto
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (uCLWI)

I just got new golf grips.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

It doesn't burn when I pee anymore!!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (KnSdT)

429 Going to write a wacky sitcom about a President's son who hates his father and keeps trying to kill his political career with elaborate scandals only to be thwarted by a throne-sniffing press at every turn.
Posted by: Timmy at September 23, 2021

***
I see Will Arnett as the son, and Brad Garrett as his father the prez.
==
Pitch it. With a budget and production schedule. We'd like to see the numbers.

Posted by: Prime Video at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (7jQy4)

430
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (/XOcP)

__________

You've lived in Da Swamp all your life?

*crosses self*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (/U27+)

431 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021

Lead singer is dead.

So there's only two dogs?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (OCTRt)

432 The GOPe is preparing to surrender to the Biden administration as we speak. They are going through their usual "government shutdown" theater of the absurd. First agency to close down?

My bet is any agency patrolling the border.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (nZPC8)

433 The big whine was "Oh, there is no money to buy paper or pencils for the children! Poor teachers are buying with their own money for YOUR kids"

WTF? I bought $150 in school supplies! What fid you do with it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (mdgQ7)

434 I guess that would explain it. Two Dog Night never really caught on.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (axyOa)

I'd care, but dont have a dog in this fight.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (RoIW/)

435 Something abouta whore with no name.

Reminds me ...I'm angry about the dishonorable discharge.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (T1fV4)

Isn't that a song?

"Ridin' through the desert on a whore with no name"

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Rotting trees emit more carbon than fosil fuels.
.............
Well then the solution is obvious, we have to ban rotting trees.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant
.............

Better yet, let logging companies claim dead and downed trees. Turn it into lumber and build homes and fences. Stops the rotting.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (LW36e)

437 I live downriver from a GA Papermill. NOT down wind thankfully. You can still smell some days. The Savannah smell
Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021

Tacoma's aroma.

Posted by: LASue at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

438 It doesn't burn when I pee anymore!!
Posted by: Hunter Biden
==
That's because your d!ck fell off.

Posted by: White house doctor at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (mBivr)

439 That ain't Moby in the least. But it does show - for the Wild Wild West of the Internet - just how little dissent is tolerated from the we'll get 'em next time wing of the GOP here. Because they know nothing else.
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 01:33 PM (Yt4Do)

Dude, I've been trying to avoid that whole thing (even though I agree with you, and sometimes can't stay my tongue).

There are people who have dedicated their extra cash and shitloads of effort to "saving the country" by voting (R), supporting (R) candidates, and maybe even running (R) themselves. It's an act of faith for them. You'll never talk anyone down from that position. They're also almost always real old. Not saying that to insult anyone. Just a fact. They're set in those ways.

When you tell them it's pointless it serves no purpose but to enrage them. We've got one who will say you're mentally ill if you won't participate for Team Red. Just the way it is, brotha. Ain't no changing it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (b2Wda)

440 UPS just delivered my air fryer
my head is spinning ideas
air fried natto
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (uCLWI)

I just got new golf grips.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

And I thought fried twinkies were taking things too far...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

I just scored a dozen Pinnacle Golds.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (axyOa)

441 That hasn't stopped Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

They got a two pack habit and a motel tan....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (KnSdT)

442 You won't pay an extra $1** a day for schools? You child hating Republican monster!!

No. I won't. I paid for thirty years with no representation in school. No more.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (OCTRt)

443 WTF? I bought $150 in school supplies! What fid you do with it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (mdgQ7)

___

It was give to the "low income" kids, that's what. That's the scam with school supplies. Everything bought by parents is thrown into a pool and used by everyone. Except 1/2 the parents buy $0 and the other buy $150.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (GQ5VU)

444 There's a Hunter Biden movie in the works involving Robert Davi and Laurence Fox, also some of the people behind the Gosnell movie. "My Son Hunter".

Posted by: zmdavid at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (xqRaG)

445
here come the duck hooks
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (uCLWI)

I call my tee shots "boomerang."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

446 Want a third party to actually have influence? Then promote a system like NY has. The third party can either endorse a major party candidate in a race or run its own candidate. The 5-10 percent endorsement boost from a third party can nudge the mainstream party to adopt a favorable candidate in that position rather than risk running with a third party candidate in them. That is how James Buckley ended up a Senator in NY for a term.

The problem has been that most third parties organizations accept large donations from either big republican or democrat party donors in order to hobble the other side's R or D officeholder by taking up votes. Dems finance Libertarians for that reason and Republican donors have been known to finance Greens or other lefty parties.

Most third parties are either ineffectual due to rigid adherence to dogma and personalities or the organization relies on one or the other major party to pay its bills by taking up protest votes that might otherwise go to the major parties.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (xunV5)

447 I live downriver from a GA Papermill. NOT down wind thankfully. You can still smell some days. The Savannah smell
Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021

Tacoma's aroma.

Posted by: LASue at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

Back when I worked in downtown Tacoma, the armoa thing was real...very real.
Still is.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (axyOa)

448 When you tell them it's pointless it serves no purpose but to enrage them. We've got one who will say you're mentally ill if you won't participate for Team Red. Just the way it is, brotha. Ain't no changing it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (b2Wda)

Well said.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (KnJdm)

449 I just scored a dozen Pinnacle Golds.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (axyOa)

yeah, just keep thing it's your balls that the problem

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (uCLWI)

450 Show Me How to Live

https://youtu.be/vVXIK1xCRpY

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:44 PM (KnJdm)

451 Let's not be overly critical of "low class" hookers!

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 01:44 PM (MVjcR)

452
I live downriver from a GA Papermill. NOT down wind thankfully. You can still smell some days. The Savannah smell
---------------
Oooo that smell, the smell of pulp surrounds you ( que Guitar Riff)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:40 PM (8Sqzu)

__________

Kraft process. Sodium sulfide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:44 PM (/U27+)

453 I'd like to see a 3AM raid on the White House. I'd also like ace to apologize for banning me. And a lollypop.

Posted by: f'd at September 23, 2021 01:44 PM (Tnijr)

454 The farm is near a 4m acre tree farm.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2021 01:44 PM (mbFEM)

455
Dolley is really freckly, and she's often spoken of getting a tat of a four leaf clover in the same color as her freckles. Well, she's now decided that she's too old for it, but it would have been neat if she had done it.
---------------------
How about a Guiness Stout tattoo?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:13 PM (8Sqzu)

How about a connect-the-dots dolphin on her shoulder?

Posted by: Camille Paglia at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (n+4am)

456 I call my tee shots "boomerang."
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

I always loved watching duffers allow for their duck hooks

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (uCLWI)

457 I call my tee shots "boomerang."
Posted by: Sponge

Worm burners. 150 yards out, 3 inches off the ground the whole way.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

458 Hunter calls a big time reporter to say he has evidence of the Chinese directing millions of dollars to "my dad; I mean the president."

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (cSyAR)

459
Ack. Off me, sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (n+4am)

460 I'd care, but dont have a dog in this fight.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM

Then you don't mind if I take the loser, do you?

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)

461 437 Going to write a wacky sitcom about a President's son who hates his father and keeps trying to kill his political career with elaborate scandals only to be thwarted by a throne-sniffing press at every turn.
Posted by: Timmy at September 23, 2021

We have a few notes:

First, it should be a drama. Second, the president must be a Trump-like Nazi. Third, the child should be of a different race, preferably a girl. Fourth, the president is now her stepfather and she's in a race against time to save the nation from his America-first nonsense.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

462 469 We have a few notes:

First, it should be a drama. Second, the president must be a Trump-like Nazi. Third, the child should be of a different race, preferably a girl. Fourth, the president is now her stepfather and she's in a race against time to save the nation from his America-first nonsense.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

==========

"AND TITS!"
-HBO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

463
Worm burners. 150 yards out, 3 inches off the ground the whole way.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

Keep your weight on the inside of your back foot during your swing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:46 PM (axyOa)

464 If he bans you...that means he really wants to listen to you later.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:46 PM (T1fV4)

465

Worm burners. 150 yards out, 3 inches off the ground the whole way.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

I have every conceivable shot in my arsenal. I just never know which one will show up with each swing.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 )
__________

You've lived in Da Swamp all your life?

*crosses self*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021

***
No, just every minute of the day and the night.

My folks moved there after bouncing around Dallas and Tulsa for a while, when I was 5. I lived in Lafayette for 3 years in the late '70s, then came back, then went to Denver for 4 years '97-01. Been imprisoned here since.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (/XOcP)

467 Let's not be overly critical of "low class" hookers!
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 01:44 PM

We can still deride slicers though, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

468 Worm burners. 150 yards out, 3 inches off the ground the whole way.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

Keep your weight on the inside of your back foot during your swing.
Posted by: Diogenes
==
Holy Sh!+ Diogenes is JACK NICKOLAS

Posted by: Golf My Way at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (U3Lai)

469 465 I call my tee shots "boomerang."
Posted by: Sponge

Worm burners. 150 yards out, 3 inches off the ground the whole way.
----------------
Stop lifting your head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (8Sqzu)

470 Want me to pay for schools? Ever? Demonstrate a revenue problem as it relates to student achievement. Make a case as to how more money will improve achievement.

You can't, so it doesn't matter. Per-pupil spending has spent forty solid years increasing while achievement and outcomes have collapsed. Whatever they call out as a cause that requires more money is at best wrong and more likely a lie. There is no evidence whatsoever that increased spending improves outcomes. If it did, we'd have better outcomes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (DCdYk)

471 'Cause I understand you've been running from the man
That goes by the name of Joe Biden
He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye
Of a hurricane that's abandoned

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (X5CsJ)

472 ==========

"AND TITS!"
-HBO
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

They have something coming out called "College Girls Sex Life" or something........

No wonder girls are turning into raging whores......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

473 In happier news,
Its sea otter awareness week!

Hug your friendly neighborhood sea otter! And give them a handful of clams!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (RHMFE)

474 ----------------
Stop lifting your head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (8Sqzu)

Easier said than done........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

475 Keep your weight on the inside of your back foot during your swing.
Posted by: Diogenes

I once hit one at the driving range. Went out 3 feet, then straight down in front of 36 stations.

Everyone looked like WTF was that?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (OCTRt)

476 483 ----------------
Stop lifting your head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (8Sqzu)

Easier said than done........
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

========

"That's my line."
-Kamala

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

477 They have something coming out called "College Girls Sex Life" or something........

No wonder girls are turning into raging whores......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Adult coloring book?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (RoIW/)

478 483 ----------------
Stop lifting your head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (8Sqzu)

Easier said than done........
------------------
See the ball. Be the ball.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (8Sqzu)

479
Worm burners. 150 yards out, 3 inches off the ground the whole way.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM

You think that's funny, pal? You ever catch a Titlist up the ass when you try to back down into the ground?

Posted by: Night Crawler Local 145 at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (dQvv7)

480 in the same color as her freckles. Well, she's now decided that she's too old for it, but it would have been neat if she had done it.

***
I wouldn't mind if Miss Linda got a little tat on one ankle or her instep. Temporary, so we could see how it looks. Say a dragon or a winged cat, something like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (/XOcP)

481 ------------------
See the ball. Be the ball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (8Sqzu)

I. Just. Can't.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

482
Make a case as to how more money will improve achievement.

__________

Our teachers and administrators can buy better cars.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 01:50 PM (/U27+)

483 With that kind of drive for money, would Hunter have been a success if he 1) didn't have the political connections and 2) wasn't a crackhead?

I almost feel sorry for him.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 23, 2021 01:50 PM (Apbdw)

484 See the ball. Be the ball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (8Sqzu)

I. Just. Can't.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

But you'll reach total consciousness.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:50 PM (RoIW/)

485 They have something coming out called "College Girls Sex Life" or something........

No wonder girls are turning into raging whores......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm waiting for the rerelease of Catholic High School Girls In Trouble.
Those pleated skirts...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:50 PM (axyOa)

486
Adult coloring book?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021

***
Linda used to go to "adult coloring" at the library. Imagine my disappointment when I found there were no topless Little Mermaid drawings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:50 PM (/XOcP)

487 Boomers who watch Fox are the ones who still send the RNC money because, darn it they are fighting hard to stop the Pelosi/Schumer/Biden radical agenda, donchatknow?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (GQ5VU)

488
We can still deride slicers though, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)
-----
Of course!

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (MVjcR)

489 Why....I can see the corruption from here.

Posted by: Marty Martian at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (DrmwM)

490 Linda used to go to "adult coloring" at the library. Imagine my disappointment when I found there were no topless Little Mermaid drawings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:50 PM (/XOcP)

...or Smurfette.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (RoIW/)

491 By the way folks, hooker is universally acknowledged as the skill position in the scrum.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)

492 First state to execute a big traitor will get my new allegiance.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (T1fV4)

493 Toxicity

https://youtu.be/iywaBOMvYLI

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (KnJdm)

494 I have every conceivable shot in my arsenal. I just never know which one will show up with each swing.
Posted by: Sponge

+1

I address the ball "DEALERS CHOICE!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:51 PM (OCTRt)

495
Adult coloring book?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (RoIW/)

A friend's daughter is a freshman at OU. She got granted an emergency move request and her dad made an immediate trip to move her that evening.

Her roommate was having sex with guys at all hours in exchange for drugs and booze. The door was left open all night so they could just walk in whenever. The roommate and several other girls were trying to pressure her into doing it too, so she requested the move.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

496 500 By the way folks, hooker is universally acknowledged as the skill position in the scrum.
---------------
Is a Scrum gang rape?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (8Sqzu)

497 See the ball. Be the ball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (8Sqzu)

I. Just. Can't.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe a really super expensive set of clubs would help. That's what hubs said would work for him, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Ez6QX)

498
I once hit one at the driving range. Went out 3 feet, then straight down in front of 36 stations.

Everyone looked like WTF was that?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM (OCTRt)

My first golf tournament on the High School golf team. First hole. The ball went straight up about ten feet, came down and rolled about 20 yards behind me.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)

499 First state to execute a big traitor will get my new allegiance.
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We like the cut of your jib, sir. Please to forward your contacts information.

Posted by: Taliban at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (U3Lai)

500 Plus 10 percent for the big guy. Yeah, someone probably already said it but I don't feel like looking.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (II3Gr)

501 Her roommate was having sex with guys at all hours in exchange for drugs and booze. The door was left open all night so they could just walk in whenever. The roommate and several other girls were trying to pressure her into doing it too, so she requested the move.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh that's lovely.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Ez6QX)

502 507 My first golf tournament on the High School golf team. First hole. The ball went straight up about ten feet, came down and rolled about 20 yards behind me.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)

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I've done that in competition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

503
But you'll reach total consciousness.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:50 PM (RoIW/)

I'll never meet the Dalai Lama.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

504 Think of the dimples on a golf ball like freckles on a redhead.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

505 Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Ho Lee Fuk. That's nightmare fuel.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (KnJdm)

506 I'd be more interested in all of this if I knew anything was going to come of it.

But nothing will. We know it. They know it. And they know we know it.

So, feh.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (jWe5r)

507 "The only person in America who still thinks Lindsay Graham is a conservative is Sean Hannity. It's pathetic and embarrassing."

He's also the only person still giving Governor Abbott a hand-job on the border situation. It's interesting to watch Tucker invite Abbott night after night to no avail. Only to see him show up on Hannity for felatio.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (VpIIl)

508 A friend's daughter is a freshman at OU.
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as a public service - would you identify OU

Posted by: a parent at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (KEbxE)

509

As I thought, they invited the blacks over so they could get the optics they wanted.

https://tinyurl.com/48sdw4pm

That bitch is sick in the head. LOL

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (4WPW/)

510
Oh that's lovely.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Ez6QX)

Worst thing to me was, when she approached the school about it, they made her "prove it," then said "well, we can't police all the kids all the time."

Um.....you can address THAT situation at that time.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

511 See the ball. Be the ball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:49 PM (8Sqzu)

Sonofabitch ball, why can't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME??!! ANSWER ME!!!!

Posted by: Happy Gilmore at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (II3Gr)

512 Her roommate was having sex with guys at all hours in exchange for drugs and booze. The door was left open all night so they could just walk in whenever. The roommate and several other girls were trying to pressure her into doing it too, so she requested the move.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021

***
Where were these people when Mrs. Wolfus No. 1-to-be was in the dorm?

Oh. Wait. Her roommates were never very good-looking. Scratch that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (/XOcP)

513 I'll never meet the Dalai Lama.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Rumor has it he has a 18 handicap.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (axyOa)

514 The main issue on voting or not is ultimately your life will be affected by politicians and the bureaucrats funded by them whether or not you voted. Local and state bond issues will affect you even if you do not own property and these are often up for vote, so are local ordinances, constitutional amendments, judicial and DA offices, sheriffs, etc. School boards will determine what is taught and a bulk of your property taxes will go to fund them and so on.

Many local races such as mayor, city council, school board, and bond issues will have less than 10 percent voting yet the effects will happen over all within that jurisdiction including renters (the landlords will make you pay their increased taxes via rent btw.) The zoning decisions will affect your quality of life regarding crime, congestion, the types of businesses located around you, environmental degradation, possible tax hikes due to new sewage and water hookups, etc. It is clear that some states and localities are better than others in which to live which in part is reflected by the voters that vote in those states and localities. Vote or do not vote as it fits with your perceptions but all or nothing is a trap.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (xunV5)

515 as a public service - would you identify OU
Posted by: a parent at September 23, 2021

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Oklahoma University?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (/XOcP)

516 Address the ball

Hello ball!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (kTF2Z)

517 Her roommate was having sex with guys at all hours in exchange for drugs and booze. The door was left open all night so they could just walk in whenever. The roommate and several other girls were trying to pressure her into doing it too, so she requested the move.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe I should go back to college, get another degree...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (II3Gr)

518 Her roommate was having sex with guys at all hours in exchange for drugs and booze. The door was left open all night so they could just walk in whenever. The roommate and several other girls were trying to pressure her into doing it too, so she requested the move.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

...and making an adult coloring book?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (RoIW/)

519 I toyed with the idea of a tattoo when I was a kid. Passed on it, because my mom would disown me. She was right. As a 38 year old YD, I'd feel fuckin' ridiculous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (b2Wda)

520 Think of the dimples on a golf ball like freckles on a redhead.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)
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Essential to their aerodynamic properties?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (DCdYk)

521 First, it should be a drama. Second, the president must be a Trump-like Nazi. Third, the child should be of a different race, preferably a girl. Fourth, the president is now her stepfather and she's in a race against time to save the nation from his America-first nonsense.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 23, 2021 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

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"AND TITS!"
-HBO
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

I'm gonna have to stop you here. I don't see any transgendered people in this. Rewrite!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (FJYfm)

522 By the way, how come Hannity never asks Lindsey Graham about all those votes on the judiciary Committee that are getting Biden's radical judges appointed? How about it- Fathead?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (VpIIl)

523 Stop lifting your head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:47 PM (8Sqzu)

Easier said than done........
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:48 PM

Kamala can teach you.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (z79tQ)

524 525 Address the ball

Hello ball!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (kTF2Z)

To: Hole
Return Address: Hole

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 23, 2021 01:56 PM (II3Gr)

525 as a public service - would you identify OU
Posted by: a parent at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (KEbxE)

Oklahoma University.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

526 They put so many scrubbers on the pulp mill in Camas WA that there's no real smell to it any more. Don't know how profitable it is to run.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 23, 2021 01:56 PM (5HBd1)

527 534 as a public service - would you identify OU
Posted by: a parent at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (KEbxE)

Oklahoma University.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

*starts packing the SUV full of booze*

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 23, 2021 01:56 PM (II3Gr)

528 There are people who have dedicated their extra cash and shitloads of effort to "saving the country" by voting (R), supporting (R) candidates, and maybe even running (R) themselves. It's an act of faith for them. You'll never talk anyone down from that position. They're also almost always real old. Not saying that to insult anyone. Just a fact. They're set in those ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 01:42 PM (b2Wda)

I'd say the left is the same, but far more fervent and covers ALL demographics. Almost all of them believe the white hats vs black hats kayfabe. That's why they constantly tie us to McConnell and Miss Lindsey. Why they throw W in our faces when they're doing their whataboutisms. When we say we hate their guts and all of the GOPe, it just doesn't register. Their brains literally shut it off. It's really only those on our side who saw the masks drop and realize it's uniparty. I've been 29 twice and am on my third go now and get it. When my mother still had a mind in her 80's, I tried to get her to realize that nice man on Fox talking about eating babies in the Astrodome was really a cross-dressing POS. And that too, didn't register.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

529 I am orgy. No pillow talk. No kiss and tell but advertise.

I am human infrastructures. I am product.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (T1fV4)

530 nood.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (KnJdm)

531
Maybe I should go back to college, get another degree...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (II3Gr)

Just bring booze, apparently.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

532 I'll never meet the Dalai Lama.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Rumor has it he has a 18 handicap.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (axyOa)

Big hitter, the Lama. Looong.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (FJYfm)

533 >>>So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?

>Jeremiah was turned into a bullfrog.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (stUc+)

534 I really wish the death penalty existed for this type of shit.

Of course, only Republicans would be executed. Still . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (OYRRq)

535 as a public service - would you identify OU
Posted by: a parent at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (KEbxE)

Oklahoma University.
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. . . where the wind comes whippin' down the plain

Posted by: show tunes make everything better at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ltCHL)

536 Is a Scrum gang rape?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM

It's where the men hang out. The ' don't muss my hair ' poofters are found amongst the backs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

537 322 The wave of illegal immigrants is overrunning hospitals and taking away life saving services from citizens. A few months ago all we heard about was unvaccinated COVID patients pushing wards to capacity. That was a LIE. It is illegal immigrants who are taxing all of our hospitals and community service. Services we all pay for with our tax money as citizens. Services now being taken away from us by Biden and Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (Tckfm)

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Before escaping from Southern California 8 1/2 years ago, hospital emergency rooms were closing all over EVEN THEN and for the same reason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (Ss8Mj)

538 Her roommate was having sex with guys at all hours in exchange for drugs and booze. The door was left open all night so they could just walk in whenever. The roommate and several other girls were trying to pressure her into doing it too, so she requested the move.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021

And they wanted her to "proove it?" That was simple. Just tell them that the next time, she was calling the cops on a drug exchange and possible rape. Then stand back and watch the fun.
Universities hate that sh*t.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (axyOa)

539 as a public service - would you identify OU
Posted by: a parent at September 23, 2021 01:54 PM (KEbxE)

Oklahoma University.
Posted by: Sponge

Barry Switzer had the best college football team money could buy!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 01:59 PM (OCTRt)

540 The wave of illegal immigrants is overrunning hospitals and taking away life saving services from citizens. A few months ago all we heard about was unvaccinated COVID patients pushing wards to capacity. That was a LIE. It is illegal immigrants who are taxing all of our hospitals and community service. Services we all pay for with our tax money as citizens. Services now being taken away from us by Biden and Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 01:28 PM (Tckfm)

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Before escaping from Southern California 8 1/2 years ago, hospital emergency rooms were closing all over EVEN THEN and for the same reason.
Posted by: ShainS

You wNt a reading assignment? Bing "border hospital closings" and see how many have closed all across the southwest.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (OCTRt)

541 543 >>>So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?

>Jeremiah was turned into a bullfrog.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (stUc+)

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I was surprised to learn recently when looking up the lyrics to "Never Been to Spain" that it AND 'Joy to the World" were written by and initially performed Hoyt Axton. You can find his versions on YouTube.

Also the lyric "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" was just a temporary filler/placeholder until he came up with something better ... which he obviously never did.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (Ss8Mj)

542 It doesn't burn when I pee anymore!!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 23, 2021 01:41 PM (KnSdT)

Only because you either
1) sobered up enough to realize your dick wasn't a crack pipe or
2) you peed on the lighter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (wAnMi)

543 You wNt a reading assignment? Bing "border hospital closings" and see how many have closed all across the southwest.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (OCTRt)

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I'm depressed enough as it is ...

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (Ss8Mj)

544 UPS just delivered my air fryer

my head is spinning ideas

air fried natto
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2021 01:37 PM (uCLWI)

UPS just delivered a book on the history of the Anglo-Saxons. So I have something new to read.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (2JVJo)

545 So I've not seen anything lately from Three Dog Night. I wonder wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:31 PM (axyOa)

Lead singer is dead.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 01:32 PM (KnSdT)

I guess that would explain it. Two Dog Night never really caught on.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:35 PM (axyOa)

Nor did One Dog Dead.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (Xo5lP)

546 Imagine you think you are the smartest man in the room. Then fifty years later of griffting off the American people you ain't. Don't even know what room he's in most the time. Perfect failure

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (ytSiK)

547 But, but, but ... Trump! Emoluents!

Posted by: butch at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (cHvOo)

548 Hunter Biden and Alger Hiss have a lot in Common with Benedict Arnold

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 23, 2021 05:32 PM (wGqjj)

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