"Bipartisan" "Infrastructure" Bill May Fail -- And Take Biden and Even Pelosi With It

Okay, that's very speculative. But all I do anymore is post bad news.

Let me speculate some in the positive direction.

Note that if the Democrat Party tears itself up over this, then the Republicans who consistently voted in favor of the "bipartisan" infrastructure bill, even as Democrats up to and including Joe Biden told them it was a Trojan Horse for Democrat wish-list spending and that the plan was always to betray their GOP quisling dupes, will actually have... won?

Won by surrendering, that is. Which is the only way the GOP can win, because they sure the heck don't fight.

Note that Obama's tactic was swearing "I won't c*** in your mouth" to get weak-sister GOPers to do the left's bidding.

Biden, on the other hand, admits straight-up: "I'm going to c*** in your mouth."

And Lindsey Graham and the rest of the cryptoleftists are right there to eat it all up.

On to the quotes:

Progressives are threatening to vote against the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill unless the $2.3 trillion "human infrastructure" bill is also passed by the Senate.

They intend this as leverage to force the "human infrastructure." They want both the $1.2 trillion "bipartisan infrastructure bill" and the $2.3 trillion leftwing wish list "human infrastructure bill" passed by the Senate.

If the Senate doesn't vote for the latter, they claim, they'll vote against the former. They are claiming they are voting for the $3.5 trillion blowout -- or for nothing at all.

Weak-sister House Republicans who have been cutting deals with the Democrats to get this horrorshow passed say they will not vote for the $1.2 trillion bill to make up for the lost votes of The Squad wing of the Democrat Party.

As House progressives threaten to withhold dozens of votes to pass a bipartisan $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill if it comes up for a vote in the coming weeks, several Republican members of a bipartisan group that backed the bill say they have no plans to rescue it.

Two members of the Problem Solvers Caucus -- Reps. Mike Gallagher (R-Wisc.) and Mike Bost (R-Ill.) -- told Forbes they won’t vote for the bill, while another, Rep. Peter Meijer (R-Mich.), said he has a "tremendous amount of discomfort" with it.

Several caucus members and moderate Republicans said they are still undecided on the bill, and only two members of the caucus, Reps. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) and Reps. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-Pa.), say they are supportive of it.

Progressives say they have dozens of votes to deny passage if at least $3.5 trillion in reconciliation spending is not passed by both chambers of Congress beforehand: Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wisc.), one of the leaders of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, estimated 40 to 50 votes, and possibly more.

Meanwhile, Kathryn Sinema has issued an ultimatum to Biden: Either pass the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill next week or I won't vote for any reconciliation bill to add in additional spending.

Democrats don't want to have to vote for these budget blow-outs as we approach an election year.

MODS TO BIDEN: BIF NOW OR BUST -- Sen. KYRSTEN SINEMA (D-Ariz.) delivered a tough message to President JOE BIDEN at a private meeting Wednesday, we;re told: If the House delays its scheduled Sept. 27 vote on the bipartisan infrastructure plan -- or if the vote fails -- she won't be backing a reconciliation bill.

Sinema is not the only moderate taking this stand. Rep. KURT SCHRADER (D-Ore.) --- one of approximately 10 moderate Democratic House members playing hardball with leadership -- said he and several members of their group are on the same page. Some of the lawmakers have conveyed that message up the chain to leadership and the White House. A senior Democratic aide confirmed the warnings.

"If they delay the vote -- or it goes down -- then I think you can kiss reconciliation goodbye," Schrader told Playbook. "Reconciliation would be dead."

Biden's already unpopular -- and if he can't pass his leftwing blowout bonanza, the left wing will abandon him.

Independents already have, of course.

Internal Democratic discord has wounded President Joe Biden's massive social spending plan, raising the prospect that the package could stall out, shrink dramatically -- or even fail altogether.

Myriad problems have arisen. Moderate Senate Democrats Joe Manchin (W.Va.) and Kyrsten Sinema (Ariz.) continue to be a major headache for party leadership’s $3.5 trillion target. The Senate parliamentarian just nixed the party's yearslong push to enact broad immigration reform. House members may tank the prescription drugs overhaul the party has run on for years. And a fight continues to brew over Sen. Bernie Sanders' (I-Vt.) push to expand Medicare.

"If any member of Congress is not concerned that this could fall apart, they need treatment," said Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.), who warned his party "will pay for it at the polls" if it fails in enacting Biden's agenda. "Our caucus has the feeling of freedom to support or oppose leadership."

There's a shot across Nancy Pelosi's bow, there. "Leadership" means her and Schumer, primarily.

Those headwinds threaten to sap the momentum from this summer, when Biden clinched a bipartisan infrastructure deal in the Senate and found support from all corners of his party for a budget setting up his sweeping spending bill. Now, Manchin is calling for a pause, moderates are resisting key components of the legislation and a new fiscal fight over the debt limit is heating up.

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The multi-problem pileup comes at a critical moment for the party and for Biden, who needs a legislative win amid slumping approval ratings. But though polls show much of his social spending bill is popular outside Congress, winning approval among Democrats' slim majorities has been harder.

Yeah whatever leftwing Politico.


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And progressives have grown increasingly annoyed by what they see as grandstanding by Manchin and Sinema. Just as behind-the-scenes negotiations on the social bill get underway, one of the two prominent moderates keep blasting out statements that jolt the talks and stall what progress has been made, they say.

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But Democrats close to the centrists say progressives are vastly overplaying their hand. A group of five to 10 House moderates have signaled to leadership that they would be willing to let the infrastructure bill fail rather than be held hostage by liberals over the broader spending bill. It's a more attractive alternative to them than having to vote for painful tax increases to pay for an unrestrained social safety net expansion, according to a person familiar with the discussions.

"Squad" member Pramila Jayapal again says that she and her fellow leftwing terrorist-supporting radicals are not bluffing: They will blow up the entire bill if they are not given the economy-wrecking spending they demand.



Scott Wong

@scottwongDC
After more than 1.5 hrs, JAYAPAL emerges from Pelosi meeting and says progressives are still willing to tank BIF next week unless reconciliation package is passed.

"Try us," she says when told some people think progressives are bluffing

Jayapal recently scored a win for the radical marxist wing of the radical marxist party when she announced that funding for Israel's purely-defensive anti-missile Iron Dome program had been stripped from the must-pass continuing resolution, because "members in our caucus" opposed it:



@McCormackJohn
Asked why she objects to Iron Dome funding in CR, @RepJayapal says: "There's no reason for us to fund that right now, and members in our caucus have a problem with it, and so we don't need it."

Those "members in our caucus" include, of course, Rashida Tlaib, the Brotherf***er and whore Ilhan "Omar" Nur, and Jayapal herself, who has previously blamed Israel for Hamas' rocket attacks on Israel.

Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., suggested Thursday that Israel was the party responsible for the ongoing rocket attacks launched by Hamas, a terrorist organization, against the U.S. ally.

The left-wing congresswoman made the claim during a CNN appearance, alongside host Jake Tapper, while railing against Israel's "pattern of action" that she says prompted Hamas' "behavior."

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"Well, we condemn Hamas' firing of those rockets, but I think you have to look at what prompted even that behavior," Jayapal said, not answering Tapper's question and instead redirecting to criticism of Israel.

The Democrats' hopes to avert political disaster lie upon the frail shoulders of a demented old man -- they say they're counting on the "secret sauce" of Joe Biden.


The two fractious wings of Speaker Nancy Pelosi's caucus are tumbling toward intraparty war. President Joe Biden is hoping to head off disaster.

Biden will hold a series of meetings with key Democrats Wednesday, including Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer as party leaders try to salvage their two-part domestic agenda -- a massive social safety net expansion and bipartisan infrastructure bill -- amid a fresh round of hostage-taking from centrist and progressive members.

"I hope he is the secret sauce," House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer said of Biden. "The president of the United States is always a very influential figure, and I know he wants both bills passed."

Influential?

Here's another warning to Pelosi that her safety is not assured:


"It would be deeply disappointing to have the bill on the floor only to have people … vote against it for political grandstanding," said Rep. Stephanie Murphy (D-Fla.), one of the nine centrists who struck that deal to set up Monday's infrastructure vote.

And if Pelosi pulls the infrastructure bill next week to avoid defeat, Murphy added: "The mistrust that exists currently between members will spread to mistrust between leadership and members."

Posted by: Ace at 02:16 PM




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1 *Longer sigh*

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 22, 2021 01:16 PM (HyPy9)

2 I have never thought this bill would pass.

Never.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

3 Called "new thread" (a/k/a "nood") below, before returning to lurking...

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 22, 2021 01:18 PM (HyPy9)

4 They were never going to get this through. It's their version of Failure Theater.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at September 22, 2021 01:18 PM (cvNl1)

5 xxxx fingers crossed xxxx

Posted by: RUReadingthis at September 22, 2021 01:18 PM (aQ25I)

6 Influential with who?

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*uncomfortable cough*

whom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

8 4 They were never going to get this through. It's their version of Failure Theater.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at September 22, 2021 01:18 PM (cvNl1)

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Yup.

This is fodder for fundraising emails to Karens. "Help us fight Rethuglicans who want to starve poor babies in Japan. We'll match 3 times your donations!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

9 Huh. In under 10?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 22, 2021 01:20 PM (RoIW/)

10 TL;DR. Cliff's Notes?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:20 PM (OCTRt)

11 Funny shit.

Did I mention I hate them all?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 01:20 PM (wAnMi)

12 Because of scummy asshats like the "Problem Solvers Caucus", we are left hoping Democrats blow themselves up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (++Qs0)

13 I get that being stupid is the left's superpower, but it scares me that relying on that is the only "strategy" Republicans have.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (GZ/yK)

14 I have a lot of faith in Republicans. They will find a way to save the Democrats, I'm certain of it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (++Qs0)

15 Kyrsten is my favorite stripper name

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (mDw0A)

16 How about they cut ALL foreign aid? I am sick of giving handouts to everyone - it's not like we get anything for our money - except grief. F them all.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (hlxe7)

17 Hey, pipe down, we're trying our best to sleepwalk through this whole thing.

Posted by: GOPe at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (aAP3z)

18 Saw it on my phone, could have been first.

Hopefully they all go before they also go to Hell

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (2JoB8)

19 Biden is the secret sauce? lol.

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 01:21 PM (hV9ir)

20 Biden's already unpopular -- and if he can't pass his leftwing blowout bonanza, the left wing will abandon him.

Yeah, nah. Their alternative is to admit they were wrong about Trump and he should be in office, and they'll go to their graves denying that. They'll grumble but still back him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

21 There's a shot across Nancy Pelosi's bow, there. "Leadership" means her and Schumer, primarily.


Hey

Between the two of them, they have a combined 186 years of experience.

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (QzkSJ)

22 This infrastructure has crap in it that would negatively affect my income. So I hope it goes nowhere.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (ZMtsZ)

23 ""Bipartisan" "Infrastructure" Bill May Fail -- And Take Biden and Even Pelosi With It"

Bills are so quaint. They do whatever the fuck they want, despite the "biils" they bicker over, and the "laws" they pass. Let's talk about Petito; it'll do about as much good as talking about Congress does.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (qpX6U)

24 Let me know when Pelosi is burned at the stake.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (pY60l)

25 Hey, if it will get the bill passed, I'll take a shot in the mouth.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Faggot at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (/1l9x)

26 I hope fistcuffs break out between the squad and Sinema. I bet Sinema throws a mean punch.

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (hV9ir)

27 Won by surrendering, that is. Which is the only way the GOP can win, because they sure the heck don't fight.


Y'all ready to vote NMI yet?

No More Incumbents.

Yeah, that means Cruz and Paul also. Nada. Nope.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (OCTRt)

28 How about they cut ALL foreign aid?

Its unconstitutional anyway. There is literally no part of the US Constitution which permits the federal government to take tax payer money at the point of a gun and hand it to another nation. No matter how well-meaning or humanitarian it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

29 I am not somebody unfamiliar with loss.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (XHhHI)

30 Yeah, that means Cruz and Paul also.

Worth it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

31 20 Biden's already unpopular -- and if he can't pass his leftwing blowout bonanza, the left wing will abandon him.

Yeah, nah. Their alternative is to admit they were wrong about Trump and he should be in office, and they'll go to their graves denying that. They'll grumble but still back him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

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The far left will back far left primary challengers in 2022 a bit more ardently than if this bill passes. A few more of them will vote 3rd party in the general election because the Democratic Party screwed over Bernie.

It could make the difference in some close races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

32 Kyrsten is my favorite stripper name
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

The boots

Always the boots

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at the Gentleman's Platinum Club at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (QzkSJ)

33 GOP - snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. send us more money!

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (hV9ir)

34 There is literally no part of the US Constitution which permits the federal government to take tax payer money at the point of a gun and hand it to another nation.

The founding fathers literally paid tribute to the Barbary Pirates, so they'd probably disagree.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (jOcSX)

35 Republicans like Mittens, Sasse and the rest of the POS RINOs will step in and save the day.

Remember the GOP is a grift organization. What better grifting can you imagine than a multi thousand page bill nobody has read that throws around trillions of dollars?

This will have 70 GOP votes in the senate easily. And in the house enough Reps will be bribed to be see it though.

This is mass failure theater like we saw before Obamacare easily passed in both the house and senate.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (GQ5VU)

36 When I am elected King, there will be no admission fee to Skull Mountain.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (mD/uy)

37 It's hard to believe an obvious nut job like Sinema is the voice of reason in the Senate.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (xYLkR)

38 TL;DR. Cliff's Notes?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:20 PM (OCTRt)
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Would not watch the sequel.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (XHhHI)

39 Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., suggested Thursday that Israel was the party responsible for the ongoing rocket attacks launched by Hamas

This woman thinks Israel ordered the terrorists to start shooting missiles at schoolkids.

How can you even put someone like that on television?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (++Qs0)

40 >>>Okay, that's very speculative. But all I do anymore is post bad news.

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In a sane world these posts would be viewed as "posting Lib's L's".

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (q1Yqp)

41 20 Biden's already unpopular

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NO HE IS NOT!!!

Posted by: Fox News at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (GQ5VU)

42 Will Biden get a statue for being the last president of the United States?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (cSyAR)

43 I'll be honest, I'm ok with not giving Israel money for Iron Dome. Because we are beyond bankrupt.

It is "good" to see the "reality based party" claiming they can just add trillions of dollars in spending without causing inflation.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (DpkTQ)

44 A current Bidenflation story as a warning against this monstrosity of a bill - I buy 1500 pounds of corn/roasted soybean mix a month to feed the deer wandering the place. I had the gal at the feed store look up last September's bill. Then it was $360 a month, I paid $540 today. Deer may have to go on a diet.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (oWBc3)

45 How can you even put someone like that on television?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

One word

Christiane Amanpour

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at the Gentleman's Platinum Club at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (QzkSJ)

46 BTW, this is why I've never bought the theory some have pushed that Pelosi would some how remove Harris so she could be President: she has too much power right now as Speaker, and the Dems have no one to replace her if she goes. The House Dems would be in civil war.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (jOcSX)

47 They will get it. It is too much money created out of thin air for those corrupt goblins to pass up.

They are just fighting for their piece of the corpse is all.

Posted by: Tommy V at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (GCivW)

48 I can't wait to see how the Republicans get this passed for Joey and Nancy, in the spirit of comity and taking it up the ass, of course.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (jaU0Q)

49 I just deleted about 15 or so text messages - about 2-3 per day from the likes of Rubio and Mitch. I don't even bother reading them anymore. No chuckles to be found. They're straight up dicks, all of them. GOP? Penis with a tie.

"Is your phone on silent? [5th and final attempt] Why won't you use your 5x match to stand with Trump? Act now r we'll tell him you deserted. Your personal link expires in 1 hr. (link to pay)"

Later same day:
Biden wants tax cuts for blue state billionaires while increasing taxes on you! Take the GOP survey in the next 60 min to make your voice heard: (link to pay)"

Wait, I thought you made the final attempt earlier. We're friends again? Didn't you tell Donald I abandoned him? And why am I supposed to believe a single person in the GOP has talked with him since 2015? Fek off, losers.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (wAnMi)

50 I'd like to report a Laundrie sighting. I'd also like to report that he is tough and chewy.

Posted by: An Alligator at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (qpX6U)

51 "Human infrastructure" sounds like a euphemism for slavery.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (xPl2J)

52 Life was simpler when MBNA told me what to do. Now, everyone does and it is all very confusing.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (++Qs0)

53 I have just folded space from Ken'tuki. Many new dams in Ken'tuki.

Posted by: Guild Navigator Mitch McConnell at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

54 Biden's already unpopular

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NO HE IS NOT!!!
Posted by: Fox

HE'S NOT

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni needing a Kleenex at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (QzkSJ)

55
This woman thinks Israel ordered the terrorists to start shooting missiles at schoolkids.


Usually the argument they make is something like, "Israel is oppressing these people, so of course they have to respond."

Though to complete the picture it would be good to see what Jayapal thinks the Aussie government should do to the people protesting the government taking their jobs away. My guess is her answer would be something like "shoot them"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (DpkTQ)

56 she has too much power right now as Speaker, and the Dems have no one to replace her if she goes. The House Dems would be in civil war.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (jOcSX)

Yes, please.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (cvNl1)

57 >>After more than 1.5 hrs, JAYAPAL emerges from Pelosi meeting and says progressives are still willing to tank BIF next week unless reconciliation package is passed.

"Try us," she says when told some people think progressives are bluffing
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Please do! Nuke the whole thing, t's a bloated piece of crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (ewXOW)

58 Is Let It Burn back a thing again? It really does feel like Let It Burn is a thing again.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (LQjWA)

59 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (wAnMi)

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The sad thing is those texts must work, otherwise they wouldn't be sent. A lot of rubes out there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (GQ5VU)

60 Probably doesn't need to be said, but I believe anything over $0.0 trillion infrastructure bill is too high.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2021 01:28 PM (YV6PJ)

61 Pretty sure Biden never had the independents. Didn't 'need their votes' after all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:28 PM (csEWM)

62 Israel is considering pulling ots ambassadore to the U.S. over the Iron Dome funding.


What is the Bien Doctrine for foreign policy -- Alienate Allies, Fund Enemies?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:28 PM (ewXOW)

63 By the way, Jayapal immigrated to the US, and earned a name keeping jihadis from being deported.

Clearly an addition to These United States.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:28 PM (DpkTQ)

64 Jen Rubin just called the Left's decision to have Hamas bomb Israel at will by defunding Iron Dome as "brave and forward looking" in as how Israel is "filled with Jews" who "don't really count as minorities".

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:28 PM (jaU0Q)

65 Kumalot just told me she possesses information that will lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Clinton.

There, one way or another, that ought to change the news reports.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (++Qs0)

66 "The House Dems would be in civil war"

Yes please.

Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (x6uUk)

67 Israel is considering pulling ots ambassadore to the U.S. over the Iron Dome funding.

I could really use some mean tweets and foreign embassies right now.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (jOcSX)

68 Is there any spending bill that would involve too much money for even the Republicans?

I realize AOC is far too stupid to realize trillion dollar bills involve a lot of money--but someone?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (cSyAR)

69 64 Jen Rubin just called the Left's decision to have Hamas bomb Israel at will by defunding Iron Dome as "brave and forward looking" in as how Israel is "filled with Jews" who "don't really count as minorities".
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:28 PM (jaU0Q)

I am guessing parody.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (csEWM)

70 This will have 70 GOP votes in the senate easily.


Mein Fuhrer ... das Maths ..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (yQpMk)

71 My presumption is that Israel has intel on The Steal.

I'm guessing the Biden junta will find some way to restore the funding...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (DpkTQ)

72 Upon hearing the Iron Dome news, Jewish support for Dems plummeted from 83.78% to 83.71%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (GQ5VU)

73 Fek off, losers.
Posted by: clutch cargo
Yup. I text back FOAD, and then block the number. I am down to maybe one a day.

Posted by: MikeM at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (xbR8Y)

74 Is Let It Burn back a thing again? It really does feel like Let It Burn is a thing again.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Burn Back Better

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (QzkSJ)

75 "And Lindsey Graham and the rest of the cryptoleftists are right there to eat it all up." - ace


I'm going to call them "cryptogriftists" because none of these clowns are in it for the ideology, they want all the money.

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (Pqytn)

76 Lets hope the left eats itself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (Aad+c)

77 Biden the secret sauce? Ewwwwwwwwww

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

78 The founding fathers literally paid tribute to the Barbary Pirates, so they'd probably disagree.

Yeah they weren't 100% consistent; Washington almost went to war with Southern liquor producers over a tax.

But there's a pretty big difference between paying extorted money to protect shipping (somewhat) and sending cash to help after a disaster or just every year because we're nice people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

79 I am guessing parody.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

But are you sure?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (jaU0Q)

80 The House Dems would be in civil war


It's not a war until they use artillery.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (yQpMk)

81 I strongly suspect that this is nothing more than Democrat failure theater. I hope otherwise, but I don't think so. The original issue - the $1.5 trillion (now 1.3) "infrastructure" bill - was contentions. The gigantic "human infrastructure" bill was tacked onto it, making it untenable. They will surrender the latter part in favor of getting the former - which is massively unaffordable and unpopular - which was contentious but is now a "compromise position."

There may be some risk of people running against Democrats from the Left, but no risk whatsoever of the first part of this actually failing. They'll get the second part in 2-4 more phases, starting next year to buy some votes and then the rest after they expand their margins in the House and Senate courtesy of fully-lubricated and tuned-up vote theft.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (DCdYk)

82 The Better Business Bureau >
Burn Back Better > Build Back Better

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (DpkTQ)

83 Why are we funding Israel's Iron Dome? Can't they afford to protect themselves?

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (VbLoi)

84 Is Let It Burn back a thing again? It really does feel like Let It Burn is a thing again.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (LQjWA)

I reckon so.

Posted by: Count Josey de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (4I/2K)

85 >>>I'd like to report a Laundrie sighting. I'd also like to report that he is tough and chewy.
Posted by: An Alligator at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (qpX6U)

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I told my wife that if he wanted to get away with it, wouldn't it have been better to do it back were he lives? No body, just gator poo.

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (q1Yqp)

86 Lot of horde mind melding going on.

Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (x6uUk)

87

KRISTEN Sinema. Verite...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (s2VJv)

88 We need to stop this ridiculous "human infrastructure" stuff.

People are people, they are not government infrastructure.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (ewXOW)

89 I told my wife that if he wanted to get away with it, wouldn't it have been better to do it back were he lives? No body, just gator poo.
Posted by: Now they tell me

Judging by his actions so far, he isn't very bright.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (mD/uy)

90 "Bipartisan" "Infrastructure" Bill May Fail -- And Take Biden and Even Pelosi With It


Good!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (JUOKG)

91 The sad thing is those texts must work, otherwise they wouldn't be sent. A lot of rubes out there.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (GQ5VU)


What's mind blowing is the whole passive aggressive thing they got going. Almost all of them are like that now. They go from calling me a deserter to the cause to "PATRIOT! You're Donald's favorite!!" all the same freaking day. No doubt Mitch and Missy and Mario and the rest of them are raking it in. Too many on our side still believe the kayfabe. At least the leftist clowns keep their promise to screw us over and demonize us.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (wAnMi)

92

A strap-on is human infrastructure. The resit, not so much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (s2VJv)

93 Why are we funding Israel's Iron Dome? Can't they afford to protect themselves?

I presume it is all about leverage. Money from the US means Israel pols can steal more/pay off more clients, but also gives the US control of their policies.

I'm thinking ending that is probably better on both sides...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (DpkTQ)

94 Why are we funding Israel's Iron Dome? Can't they afford to protect themselves?
Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (VbLoi)



It's part of the Two-State Solution.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (yQpMk)

95 House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer said of Biden. "The president of the United States is always a very influential figure, and I know he wants both bills passed."

Biden can't navigate the halls of his taxpayer-owned house. Pretty sure we wants more the ability to find the bathroom than what bills he wants.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (aXxgO)

96 But are you sure?
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (jaU0Q)

Nope. I'd say it was because blatant anti-Semitism is still out of vogue, but that is also obviously false.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (csEWM)

97 "Bipartisan" "Infrastructure" Bill May Fail -- And Take Biden and Even Pelosi With It

Never fucking happen

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (P4Pk9)

98 51-

When they take money from workers and give it to non-workers, it's absolutely slavery. Both the givers and receivers are slaves.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (YV6PJ)

99 I'll be honest, I'm ok with not giving Israel money for Iron Dome. Because we are beyond bankrupt.

Yeah I am okay with that too. I mean, Israel actually does make its own money and can afford to buy things without our cash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

100 Theory:

All of the assumptions underlying marketing campaigns are based on a single study where the group being measured decided to troll the researcher.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

101 Judging by his actions so far, he isn't very bright.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (mD/uy)

Hey! I just got here. Let me warm up first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (csEWM)

102 67 Israel is considering pulling ots ambassadore to the U.S. over the Iron Dome funding.

I could really use some mean tweets and foreign embassies right now.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (jOcSX)
--------------------

Israel rid itself of the mean tweet prime minister.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (F/QnQ)

103 This woman thinks Israel ordered the terrorists to start shooting missiles at schoolkids.

Israel was asking for it. What was it thinking going outside dressed like that?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (nfrXX)

104 That "infrastructure" bill is a farce. I's 95 socilism/communism and 5% infrastructure. Like all Democrat labeling it's a lie.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (mpXpK)

105 My prediction for 2022 midterms:

No democrats will be defeated, except possibly Manchin and Sinema.

Republicans will lose massively.

Remember, it doesn't matter what the voters do. The dems being "scared" is all theatre.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (CeuA4)

106 The sad thing is those texts must work, otherwise they wouldn't be sent. A lot of rubes out there.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

What's mind blowing is the whole passive aggressive thing they got going. Almost all of them are like that now. They go from calling me a deserter to the cause to "PATRIOT! You're Donald's favorite!!" all the same freaking day. No doubt Mitch and Missy and Mario and the rest of them are raking it in. Too many on our side still believe the kayfabe. At least the leftist clowns keep their promise to screw us over and demonize us.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Fuck the GOPe in the ass. Not one politician gets my money. When they can legally grift more in a day that I make in a year,

F. U. C. K. T. H. E. M.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (OCTRt)

107 Both abominations will pass

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

108 after they expand their margins in the House and Senate courtesy of fully-lubricated and tuned-up vote theft.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Not if we get, like, 10,000 Haitian electoral Voodoo ladies

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni Marie-Laveau at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (QzkSJ)

109 Yup. I text back FOAD, and then block the number. I am down to maybe one a day.
Posted by: MikeM at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (xbR8Y)


If you don't reply "stop" on every single one, it's no different than throwing popcorn to a pigeon in a park. Can't get lazy, even for a day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (wAnMi)

110 Maybe it would help AOC grasp the value of money if someone shoved a wad of thousand dollar bills down her throat.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (cSyAR)

111 Subsidies is infrastructure!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

112 105 My prediction for 2022 midterms:

No democrats will be defeated, except possibly Manchin and Sinema.

Republicans will lose massively.

Remember, it doesn't matter what the voters do. The dems being "scared" is all theatre.
Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (CeuA4)

The machines will ensure this outcome.

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (hV9ir)

113 gotta update my nic

Posted by: f'd - WIN! - Whip Infrastructure Now! at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (Tnijr)

114 Biden can't navigate the halls of his taxpayer-owned house. Pretty sure we wants more the ability to find the bathroom than what bills he wants.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (aXxgO)

What the Big Guy wants is his 10%

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (Pqytn)

115 All of the assumptions underlying marketing campaigns are based on a single study where the group being measured decided to troll the researcher.


This should be pretty easy to measure - I believe the theory is that advertising has its own Laffer curve. Well, some exec should try a zero or low advertising spend for a quarter and look at the results.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (DpkTQ)

116 There is a place for federal government "infrastructure" costs in the constitution. If you are going to have any kind of interstate anything, the federal government is going to have to pay for it. Docks, roads, bridges, etc. The problem is they redefine this into non-constitutional, and lately, insane bullcrap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

117 Jayapal's eyes are way too far apart. Looks like a bullfrog.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (Y5qcH)

118 Burn Back Better
Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni



Heh. My oops post was just made into a bumper sticker!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (LQjWA)

119 Even Romney sees the corruption:

@MittRomney

The President's "human infrastructure bill" would allow illegal immigrants to get $300/month, per child, by obtaining a tax ID number once they're here. It's outrageous. I can't think of a more enticing reason to enter our country illegally - at the expense of American tax payers.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (ewXOW)

120 Back when The Onion was funny:

"Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics"
https://tinyurl.com/32wyyyt9

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (0PdmB)

121 Why are we funding Israel's Iron Dome? Can't they afford to protect themselves?
Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM (VbLoi)
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they share their research with us, and are allowing Raytheon (the maker of Patriot missiles) to open an iron dome production line.

In other words, it is to our defense benefit.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (++Qs0)

122 Israel was asking for it. What was it thinking going outside dressed like that?

Just remember to wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Joey Two Fingers at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

123 Lizzy: "People are people, they are not government infrastructure."

I dunno. Some governments use people as mortar for their castles. That would be infrastructure. I don't think "our leaders" would find that to be an issue.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (aXxgO)

124 Well, some exec should try a zero or low advertising spend for a quarter and look at the results.

"Are you insane? Our competition advertises, our competition!!! We cannot allow an advertising gap!!!!"
--CEO

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

125 99 I'll be honest, I'm ok with not giving Israel money for Iron Dome. Because we are beyond bankrupt.

Yeah I am okay with that too. I mean, Israel actually does make its own money and can afford to buy things without our cash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

Agree in principle. Just hate the fucking bullshit overt evil motivations. Yes, all of these guys should have to pay their own way and not use us to fund their socialist dreams while we give them money or material and men for defense. That is not only good for us, but for them as well in the long run.

However, the Left does not give a shit about that. We want Israelis to die. That is the message.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (csEWM)

126 Israel is considering pulling ots ambassadore to the U.S. over the Iron Dome funding.

I could really use some mean tweets and foreign embassies right now.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (jOcSX)

Pull them. Go it alone. Raze a city block for each rocket.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (KnJdm)

127 Iron Dome is a joint Israeli/US venture and is an important tool in keeping peace in the Middle East, that's why we help fund it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (jaU0Q)

128 The sad thing is those texts must work, otherwise they wouldn't be sent. A lot of rubes out there.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 01:27 PM (GQ5VU)

Gotta say, that without AOSHQ opening my eyes to "the kabuki theater" aka GOPe actions, I would have been sending money.

Fortunately I learned that lesson early on.

Thank you ace...

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (BgMrQ)

129 Is Let It Burn back a thing again? It really does feel like Let It Burn is a thing again.

It stopped being a thing at any point?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

130 119 Even Romney sees the corruption:

@MittRomney

The President's "human infrastructure bill" would allow illegal immigrants to get $300/month, per child, by obtaining a tax ID number once they're here. It's outrageous. I can't think of a more enticing reason to enter our country illegally - at the expense of American tax payers.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (ewXOW)

========

He's making conservative sounds because this is failure theater for the left. The bill will fail, and everyone is supposed to look good to their base, including someone like Romney.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

131 We need to stop this ridiculous "human infrastructure" stuff.

People are people, they are not government infrastructure.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM


That ship sailed when everyone one changed the "Personnel" department to the "Human resources Department".

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (JUOKG)

132 The President's "human infrastructure bill" would allow illegal immigrants to get $300/month, per child, by obtaining a tax ID number once they're here. It's outrageous. I can't think of a more enticing reason to enter our country illegally - at the expense of American tax payers.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (ewXOW)
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So it would be a war against the people without an ID?!

Posted by: Getting Everything Confused at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (XHhHI)

133 The WuFlu "F"(*ck you) variant is scheduled for a third-quarter 2022 delivery.

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (Pqytn)

134 Pull them. Go it alone. Raze a city block for each rocket.

On the plus side, that's how you get a permanent peace. One way or the other.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (DpkTQ)

135 Why are we funding Israel's Iron Dome? Can't they afford to protect themselves?

Don't we get access to the technology? Plus, Iron Dome affords Israel more flexibility with regards to how it deals with Hamas, since they don't have pressure to launch strikes against every rocket attack.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (jOcSX)

136
How can you even put someone like that on television?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Jamilla Paypal is quite photogenic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

137 >>>Yeah I am okay with that too. I mean, Israel actually does make its own money and can afford to buy things without our cash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:33 PM (KZzsI)
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Now, Israel without Iron Dome will simply go in and kill them causing world outrage at their viscous behavior.

paging Ariel Sharon to the red phone

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (F/QnQ)

138 It's a long way to next November, but given Biden's pace so far, zero chance the Dems don't get reamed by the voters next election. Assuming the country is still standing.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (oWBc3)

139 The sad thing is those texts must work, otherwise they wouldn't be sent. A lot of rubes out there.

Its a super cheap way to fundraise, it doesn't have to work well, just some. Like the scams. They fail 99 times out of 100 but are so cheap any win is a big win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

140 119 Even Romney sees the corruption:

@MittRomney

The President's "human infrastructure bill" would allow illegal immigrants to get $300/month, per child, by obtaining a tax ID number once they're here. It's outrageous. I can't think of a more enticing reason to enter our country illegally - at the expense of American tax payers.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (ewXOW)

Oh, and fuck this asshole especially. I am so fucking tired of these guys who fucking stab us in the back when the chips are down taking preening moral stands when nothing is on the line to try to get us to turn our backs again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (csEWM)

141 How many democrats were actually legitimately elected?
My dream is two actually American political parties.

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (jV+aN)

142 TARP and other US government bailouts in 2009: $950 billion
ARRA "infrastructure" bill (Shovel Ready!) in 2009: $787 billion
Total for big-ticket financial crisis activity: $1.737 trillion (12% of GDP)

Total COVID response spending in 2020: $2.6 trillion (12.4% of GDP)

So the second part - the "human infrastructure" - as proposed will be about as expensive as the total, economy-killing, inflation-generating COVID response. Together, it will be much me larger - about 17% of GDP.

What they're proposing is more expensive than every prior bailout, including the hugely disastrous COVID spending. What they'll get, though - the "bipartisan infrastructure bill" = is a mere 6.2% of GDP. At only half the cost of the 2009 financial crisis package, it's a downright bargain...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (DCdYk)

143 I'm sure that the dem women can find Joe's secret sauce in their hair. They're just too scared to look.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (Fs5vw)

144 Judging by his actions so far, he isn't very bright.
Posted by: Tonypete
I am a bit of a true crime fan. And what I have seen is that if you say to every question. [On the advice of council, I choose not to answer that question] You might be surprised at the result.
FBI: We have a witness that shows you were together on this date, will you just admit to that? Landrie [On the advice.]
FBI: Oh FFS. Your ID says your name is blah blah blah. Is that correct?
Landrie [On the advice.]
Not saying he will get away with it. But I think his idea of lawyering up right away, we will see.
I am hoping he is gator poo. But I have been shocked at what people get away with, if they just do not admit to anything.

Posted by: MikeM at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (xbR8Y)

145 Pull them. Go it alone. Raze a city block for each rocket.
Posted by: flounder


I would have done that a decade ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (OCTRt)

146 I'd rather my tax money go to protect lives of Israelis than go to the litany of wasteful and stupid things our tax money already goes to. Let's be outraged at that.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (ZMtsZ)

147 It's a long way to next November, but given Biden's pace so far, zero chance the Dems don't get reamed by the voters next election. Assuming the country is still standing.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (oWBc3)



The Republicans will benefit from doing absolutely nothing. It's a win-win for them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

148 Why are we funding Israel's Iron Dome? Can't they afford to protect themselves?
Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM


Because Israel came to us and asked us to jointly develop the Iron Dome system and we told them nope, no way that technology will every work and they went and built it themselves and agreed to share the technology with us if we continue to help fund them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (JUOKG)

149 But all I do anymore is post bad news.

Perhaps you could think about changing the HQ to a shelving, Vespa, crocs and Kaboom! blog

Upside: No bad news posts.
Downside: Constant shout-outs from Jonah "sure, I can fit this cue ball up my ass!" Goldberg and offers for a speaking gig on the Lido Deck.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (2JVJo)

150 It's a long way to next November...

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (oWBc3)
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Flush twice.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (XHhHI)

151 Dumocraps are pulling the old rope-a-dope they always do, pretending to be in trouble. Just like with Gruesome's recall. Both of these abominous bills will pass.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

152 Don't we get access to the technology? Plus, Iron Dome affords Israel more flexibility with regards to how it deals with Hamas, since they don't have pressure to launch strikes against every rocket attack.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (jOcSX)

Which one might argue is ultimately self defeating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (csEWM)

153 We can't be beyond bankruptcy, we have 2,000,000 new "citizens "
Democrats

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (2JoB8)

154 105 My prediction for 2022 midterms:

No democrats will be defeated, except possibly Manchin and Sinema.

Republicans will lose massively.

Remember, it doesn't matter what the voters do. The dems being "scared" is all theatre.
Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (CeuA4)

IIRC, Manchin was reelected in 2018, so he's in until 2024.

Sinema was also elected in 2018, so same for her. I think Mark Kelly, the CCP asset who is the other Arizona Senator, is up for reelection next year because he was elected to serve out the rest of McCain's term. Dunno how that will go.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (5aFbR)

155 No democrats will be defeated, except possibly Manchin and Sinema.
Republicans will lose massively.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone

Well, duh!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (GZ/yK)

156 Oh, and fuck this asshole especially. I am so fucking tired of these guys who fucking stab us in the back when the chips are down taking preening moral stands when nothing is on the line to try to get us to turn our backs again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:38 PM (csEWM)

Nailed it!

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (KnJdm)

157 It's not like it's real money anyway.

Posted by: f'd - WIN! - Whip Infrastructure Now! at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (Tnijr)

158 MAC SOG: "Never fucking happen"

Yeah. It's public posturing. A little horse trading here. A little $trillion there. It'll pass. Just move a decimal today and move it back tomorrow when the public goes to sleep.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (aXxgO)

159
Why are we funding Israel's Iron Dome? Can't they afford to protect themselves?

Raytheon?

https://tinyurl.com/crrj5z42

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

160 The Republicans will benefit from doing absolutely nothing. It's a win-win for them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (yQpMk)


This is the longstanding GOP strategy: wait for the Dems to overreach while running milquetoast corporatist candidates for low-turnout elections.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (jOcSX)

161 The Republicans will benefit from doing absolutely nothing. It's a win-win for them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
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It's not everybody who can be handsomely compensated doing what they love the most.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (XHhHI)

162 Meanwhile, Kathryn Sinema has issued an ultimatum to Biden

Eh, close enough.

Posted by: NYT copy editor at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (h5TKJ)

163 Does this mean we can laugh again?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (fWTJL)

164 Supposedly the Republicans, Including Wobbly Romney are refusing to vote for any increase in the National Debt.

"Since the Democrats are making all the spending decisions without Republican input, they can take responsibility for the National Debt too"

This is a good thing. But I will believe it when I see it. I think their cowardice will win out,

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (Z32m1)

165 Our midwit HOA President calls nearly all spending infrastructure. He's in commercial real estate.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (4I/2K)

166 117 Jayapal's eyes are way too far apart. Looks like a bullfrog.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (Y5qcH

If you look closely, you can see the back of her skull through them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (EHSip)

167 Not saying he will get away with it. But I think his idea of lawyering up right away, we will see.
I am hoping he is gator poo. But I have been shocked at what people get away with, if they just do not admit to anything.
Posted by: MikeM

If they have the goods on you, they don't have to get you to incriminate yourself.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (OCTRt)

168 Biden, on the other hand, admits straight-up: "I'm going to c*** in your mouth."

[snip]

The Democrats' hopes to avert political disaster lie upon the frail shoulders of a demented old man -- they say they're counting on the "secret sauce" of Joe Biden.

--------

ISWYDT, Ace ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (l6PV7)

169 Meanwhile, Kathryn Sinema has issued an ultimatum to Biden

FREE SUBURAUS FOR EVERYONE!

Posted by: Kathryn Sinema at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (DpkTQ)

170 I assume David French has already made the conservative case for obscenely huge spending bills.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (cSyAR)

171 163 Does this mean we can laugh again?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (fWTJL)

Sweetie, that's pretty much all I do anymore.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (EHSip)

172 This leggy brunette is glad this bill will fail.

https://tinyurl.com/3r2vdd3b

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (o2MD2)

173 Afternoon.

This all sounds very nice until you consider this might be political theater. Narrative building to create tension before the Mighty Joe Biden comes sweeping in to save both bills and prove his awe inspiring and stunning leadership,

You can practically hear the orchestra's music swelling in the background.

Oh, great, my load is finished! I can finally start hustling out of here and moving to warmer climates.

See you later, asshoER I MEAN guyz-ohs!

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (kPnm6)

174 I am sorry for math on the blog @142. Here is a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/Agjlug

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (DCdYk)

175 It's a long way to next November, but given Biden's pace so far, zero chance the Dems don't get reamed by the voters next election.

Yes. Indubitably. (* shifty eyes *)

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (nfrXX)

176 I assume David French has already made the conservative case for obscenely huge spending bills.

That is fake news. I was making the severely conservative case for huge balls. On my chin.

Posted by: David French at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (DpkTQ)

177 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

I'm sorry. I Do. Not. Care. how much heartache Pelosi and the Dems have to deal with. They deserve it. All of it. Every last crumb of it. Fuck 'em.

At this stage I don't care what it takes. Just get Pelosi out. Let her say anything. "I'm retiring." Don't GAF. Just STFU and go away forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (L2ZTs)

178 This leggy brunette is glad this bill will fail.

https://tinyurl.com/3r2vdd3b
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (o2MD2)

That's hot.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (kPnm6)

179 >>>That ship sailed when everyone one changed the "Personnel" department to the "Human resources Department".

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (JUOKG)
--------------------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PE4SMYlylg

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (F/QnQ)

180 Which one might argue is ultimately self defeating.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (csEWM)


Unless they're willing to march every Palestinian man, woman, and child into gas chambers, the Israelis aren't going to solve the problem with military strikes.

And every attack allowed islamic nutjobs around the region to whip up supporters in to a frenzy. Iron Dome allowed Israel to be much more strategic in its thinking, which arguably helped with negotiating the Abraham Accords.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (jOcSX)

181 I'd have thought that our side would be trumpeting the discord and fighting over this to the skies.

Especially this blog. Instead all I see is the same gloom and doom, with a touch of surrender to spice it up.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (KATBx)

182 ... This all sounds very nice until you consider this might be political theater. Narrative building to create tension before the Mighty Joe Biden comes sweeping in to save both bills and prove his awe inspiring and stunning leadership, ...
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (kPnm6)
++++
That's my take. They're making a lot of noise to make sure they get the $1.3 trillion bill passed as a "compromise nobody's happy with."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (DCdYk)

183 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.

Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (MVjcR)

184 This leggy brunette is glad this bill will fail.

I'd hit it. With a newspaper

Posted by: Some Tired Husband woken up by his wife's screaming at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (DpkTQ)

185 Because Israel came to us and asked us to jointly develop the Iron Dome system and we told them nope, no way that technology will every work and they went and built it themselves and agreed to share the technology with us if we continue to help fund them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (JUOKG)

We really aren't that bright, are we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (EHSip)

186 This mess is what happens when you don't have a firm hand on the tiller.

Also, I AM IN ANGUISH IN THIS FIRE!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

187 Sinema was also elected in 2018, so same for her. I think Mark Kelly, the CCP asset who is the other Arizona Senator, is up for reelection next year because he was elected to serve out the rest of McCain's term. Dunno how that will go.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (5aFbR)

Isn't the GOPe running the same person that lost to Sinema for the Kelly seat? Imagine being the person that LOST BOTH Senate seats?

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (Z32m1)

188 At some point in the future all the truCons who endorsed Biden need to be put on tumbrels to be paraded through city streets wearing nothing but dunce caps.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (cSyAR)

189 Unless they're willing to march every Palestinian man, woman, and child into gas chambers, the Israelis aren't going to solve the problem with military strikes.


Shut off all foreign aid. Offer them free farming supplies.

People that have to work to fend off hunger don't have time for terrorism.

Posted by: Some Tired Husband woken up by his wife's screaming at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (DpkTQ)

190 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.
Posted by: Weasel


With just her boots on. In front of a roaring fireplace. On a bear skin rug. In a cabin in the woods.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

191 Who thought Seattle could elect someone WORSE than Jim McDermott?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (jWe5r)

192 Isn't the GOPe running the same person that lost to Sinema for the Kelly seat? Imagine being the person that LOST BOTH Senate seats?
Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (Z32m1)


No, that was who they ran last time. I don't think the new candidate has been decided yet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

193 We need to stop this ridiculous "human infrastructure" stuff.
People are people, they are not government infrastructure.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM

Actually the term perfectly describes how they think about the US Citizen... ie... things owned by the US Government.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

194 We need to stop this ridiculous "human infrastructure" stuff.

People are people, they are not government infrastructure.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM

That ship sailed when everyone one changed the "Personnel" department to the "Human resources Department".
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (JUOKG)

My charity is The Human Fund.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (4I/2K)

195 Who thought Seattle could elect someone WORSE than Jim McDermott?

Jayapal is just doing one of those jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Some Tired Husband woken up by his wife's screaming at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (DpkTQ)

196 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.
Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (MVjcR)

She's DC cute, but even then only from a distance.

Posted by: Robert - Stuck waiting in line at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (kPnm6)

197 This is why you have to have the "consent of the governed".

You can see that the general zeitgeist is now leaning toward "this guy didn't get elected. Not only that, but a whole lot of people were lying to us, and now the world is falling apart."

He has no mandate, and anyone who supports his programs is immediately suspect.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (AwPyG)

198 Shut off all foreign aid. Offer them free farming supplies.

People that have to work to fend off hunger don't have time for terrorism.

Posted by: Some Tired Husband


Screw them. No cash. They can hate us for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (OCTRt)

199 Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 22, 2021 01:34 PM (CeuA4)

I agree. I hate the thought of a GOP wipeout, but those assholes need to be kicked in the balls.

Not one dime, not one vote.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (2JVJo)

200 Who thought Seattle could elect someone WORSE than Jim McDermott?
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (jWe5r)
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There's *always* someone worse. And that someone worse is increasingly electable in the deepest blue shit holes.

I mean, San Francisco put in London Breed after Newsom got the big chair...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (DCdYk)

201 Isn't the GOPe running the same person that lost to Sinema for the Kelly seat? Imagine being the person that LOST BOTH Senate seats?
Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (Z32m1)


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Martha McSally at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

202 Democratic Rep. Pramila Jayapal

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What kind of parents name their son Pramila?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (bFcrv)

203 51 Dumocraps are pulling the old rope-a-dope they always do, pretending to be in trouble. Just like with Gruesome's recall. Both of these abominous bills will pass.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (iFTx/)


You're probably right. The dems/media are masters of screaming at squirrels while the snake bites our leg.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (Fs5vw)

204 Unless they're willing to march every Palestinian man, woman, and child into gas chambers, the Israelis aren't going to solve the problem with military strikes.
...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (jOcSX)
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D-11s in tandem is the answer.
No killin necessary

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (F/QnQ)

205 Man...Jayapal is one ugly, flat-faced dot head. Did she get hit in the face with a cast-iron pan?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (Q9lwr)

206 Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)
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Yeah!

Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (MVjcR)

207 170 I assume David French has already made the conservative case for obscenely huge spending bills.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish



Probably a year or two ago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (LQjWA)

208 117 Jayapal's eyes are way too far apart. Looks like a bullfrog.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 01:35 PM (Y5qcH

If you look closely, you can see the back of her skull through them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (EHSip)


somebody give her a quarter so she can get a rat to gnaw off that wart on her lip

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (M+Lyo)

209 They fail 99 times out of 100 but are so cheap any win is a big win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I am regretfully informing, that upon the passing of my Uncle, the Oil Minister, you may only now receive the sum of 22.6 million $, if all modalities may be handled in Respectful and Discreet manner.

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni Marie-Laveau at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)

210 I having trouble figuring out what is tongue in cheek on here now a days or real stupidity? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (Aad+c)

211 The tying of an actual infrastructure bill to the nonsense stuff was always pretty weird ... and at the time very much seemed just like they (Pelosi/Schumer/Biden) were just attempting to placate Progs who had totally unreasonable expectations of what a 50-50 Senate and a 4 vote House majority can get you.

But that 4 vote House majority meant that not placating Progs would mean no infrastructure bill at all (and hence an even earlier failure of a Biden agenda item), so they kicked the can and hoped for better days. I mean, maybe everyone would have just been dazzled by six more months of Biden's dynamic and not at all decrepit Presidenting.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (dYe5S)

212 Actually the term perfectly describes how they think about the US Citizen... ie... things owned by the US Government.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (oHd/0)
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We're all widgets to do as we're told by our beneficent masters in Washington.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (DCdYk)

213
What kind of parents name their son Pramila?
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (bFcrv

Pramila is a man?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (cSyAR)

214 The nutjob is right: why would US taxpayers pay for Israel's Iron Dome?

Posted by: Regular joe at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (L9P9s)

215 With just her boots on. In front of a roaring fireplace. On a bear skin rug. In a cabin in the woods.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

ZOD would say: Stand in line...DO IT, DO IT NOW!

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (BgMrQ)

216 Tinfoil hat:

Dems tank this bill. It blows up on Biden and this is the final straw. He's removed, Harris is further installed and immediately, the bill gets passed in support of America's first female "president."

Bleh, my mouth is full of throw up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (KbCG3)

217 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.
Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (MVjcR)



I wager 400 quatloos on Disco Bush.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

218 Instead all I see is the same gloom and doom, with a touch of surrender to spice it up.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 22, 2021 01:42 PM (KATBx)

Nope. I do not surrender, except to My Lord and God. I'm fighting the good fight, trying to get my ass out from under this Covid Vax Mandate and not lose my job, setting up alternate protocols to deal with the possibilities, and supporting those who have supported me in both endeavors.

I cannot fight what I cannot exert at least some control over, but that which I can is being resisted, peacefully but substantially. I guess you could ask for more, but I can't give it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (EHSip)

219 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.
Posted by: Weasel


With just her boots on. In front of a roaring fireplace. On a bear skin rug. In a cabin in the woods.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)

A favorite Playboy POM setting.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (4I/2K)

220 Democratic Rep. Pramila Jayapal

------

What kind of parents name their son Pramila?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (bFcrv)

lol

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (KnJdm)

221 In blind taste tests, the Biden Administration has learned that Kamala Harris is best suited to identify what components go into making a secret sauce.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (stUc+)

222 It is fascinating that in less than two years we have gone from the most robust economy in recent memory to being on the precipice of complete collapse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (+yD6U)

223 I assume David French has already made the conservative case for obscenely huge spending bills.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (cSyAR)
+++
You bet. I am *always* down with obscenity!

Posted by: David French at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (DCdYk)

224 "I'm sorry. I Do. Not. Care."

Yup. They'll do whatever the fuck they want, and there's nothing we can do to influence them. Whatever 'bill' they pass will not control or restrict them from spending whatever money they want on whatever shit they want. So let's do Petito or other tabloid stuff, to celebrate futility.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (qpX6U)

225 If McConnell was smart (spoiler alert: he's not), he'd be in the background offering Sinema all types of goodies if she stays resolute and keeps telling Nazi Nancy to f*** herself.

"I gotta $5000 gift card to ShoeFetish.com right here!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (L2ZTs)

226 But though polls show much of his social spending bill is popular outside Congress, winning approval among Democrats' slim majorities has been harder.


Sure, give aways that benefit that one person they question is "popular," especially if they're not paying for it.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

227 172 This leggy brunette is glad this bill will fail.

https://tinyurl.com/3r2vdd3b
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (o2MD2)


You are not a good man.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (mbFEM)

228 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.
Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (MVjcR)

She's DC cute, but even then only from a distance.
Posted by: Robert

She can borrow my Goat Leggings

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni Marie-Laveau at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (QzkSJ)

229 @192

Is Wendy Rogers running? Sure looks like she's positioning herself. I think that Finchem guy is running for Sect of state in AZ, too.

The McCain branch of the GOP must be sweating.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (AwPyG)

230 What the hell is Tapper jabbering about? Netanyahu isn't the Prime Minister anymore.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (Q9lwr)

231 Too soon to wish for actual bomb vests?

Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (FhXTo)

232 After more than 1.5 hrs, JAYAPAL emerges from Pelosi meeting and says progressives are still willing to tank BIF next week unless reconciliation package is passed.

"Try us," she says when told some people think progressives are bluffing


Fu*king commie bitch and her 10 second sound bite.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (axyOa)

233 154 Thrawn you could be right as vote fraud is still king of the mountain and will be until it is stopped,and not a sand pebble has been put in the way to stop it.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (2JoB8)

234 230 What the hell is Tapper jabbering about? Netanyahu isn't the Prime Minister anymore.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (Q9lwr)

========

He probably thinks that all Jews look alike.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

235 *buffs nails*
Pramilla Jayapal is MY REPRESENTATIVE.

You're welcome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (U2p+3)

236 The only place Nancy Pelosi is going is to hell when her lord and master Satan calls her home. Good Catholic my ass. She's the devil with big, saggy boobs. She's 81 years old and worth millions. What the hell is she still doing in Congress?
If the bills pass and they very well may and the electorate does pay these asshole back for it we're doomed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (2NHgQ)

237 Isn't the GOPe running the same person that lost to Sinema for the Kelly seat? Imagine being the person that LOST BOTH Senate seats?
Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM (Z32m1)

Martha McSally, yes.

There was an interesting back and forth about her between RazorFist and Jesse Kelly though. RF called her a "nice lady" and thought MM got screwed over by AZ election fraud while JK thought she was typical GOPe who didn't really have what it took to prevail in higher office. Dunno who is right (I'm leaning more toward JK), but w/e.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (5aFbR)

238 174 I am sorry for math on the blog @142. Here is a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/Agjlug

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September ----------------------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpCJ9KEOgdo

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (F/QnQ)

239 Hey TJM!
You ordered your 4k disc already of Clockwork Orange, right? (I'm insisting on getting 4ks of every Kubrick flick I can get.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Why should I fund Israel's missile defense system with my tax dollars?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (hNbL/)

241 really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.

Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (MVjcR)

---------

They probably exist, but, because it's Sinema, they are useless as leverage.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (xYLkR)

242 I having trouble figuring out what is tongue in cheek on here now a days or real stupidity? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (Aad+c)

Why do you say that ?

Posted by: Kurt turd alert ! at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (M+Lyo)

243 The Marianus Trench isn't deep enough.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (cSyAR)

244 It is fascinating that in less than two years we have gone from the most robust economy in recent memory to being on the precipice of complete collapse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2021 01:48 PM (+yD6U)



In fairness, the Dems took the House in 2006 and anointed Pelosi as speaker. By 2008 they had crushed the economy.

It is what they are good at.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

245 This leggy brunette is glad this bill will fail.

https://tinyurl.com/3r2vdd3b
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 01:41 PM (o2MD2)

You are not a good man.
Posted by: blaster

zombie did that

fool me once

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (QzkSJ)

246 Another ambassador called home...yes please make it happen. France may have set off a stampede of norms-restoring.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (cPT/J)

247 Hot blue on blue action. I feel faint.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (0OmEj)

248 And Mitt Romney can suck a dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (jaU0Q)

249 "I hope he is the secret sauce," House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer said of Biden. "The president of the United States is always a very influential figure, and I know he wants both bills passed."

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Hunter Biden's father's greatest influence and success -- while he attempts the coup de gras of putting the final nail in the coffin of the former USA -- was failing to high-tech lynch Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (bFcrv)

250 We really aren't that bright, are we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM


Let's just say we have some serious blind spots at times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (JUOKG)

251 really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.

Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (MVjcR)

---------

They probably exist, but, because it's Sinema, they are useless as leverage.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (xYLkR)

She can keep the hooker boots on

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (M+Lyo)

252 240 Why should I fund Israel's missile defense system with my tax dollars?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (hNbL/)

You tax dollars were spent 15 years ago. This is all going on credit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (Y5qcH)

253 I am quite jaded, so I think it is more kabuki followed by a congressional bukkake on taxpayers as they laugh in ecstasy at fooling the rubes again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (r+sAi)

254 Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (F/QnQ)
++++
Man, I need to add some George Jones to my collection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (DCdYk)

255 The Republicans will benefit from doing absolutely nothing. It's a win-win for them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
---
Perhaps he doesn't know about the shape-shifting?

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (XHhHI)

256 I'm probably late to the party, but has anyone else noticed the expressions on the faces of the people "signing" Bidens and others speeches? They look fucking pissed, like "you better believe this shit I'm flapping at you, you fucking cocksucker!!!


kinda weird......

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (5AVMW)

257 216 Tinfoil hat:

Dems tank this bill. It blows up on Biden and this is the final straw. He's removed, Harris is further installed and immediately, the bill gets passed in support of America's first female "president."

Bleh, my mouth is full of throw up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at Septe

They can't pass the bill without a VP in the Senate to cast the tiebreaking vote, so Kamala couldn't pass it immediately until a new VP was nominated an approved by the 50/50 divided Senate (with no tiebreaker available)

Posted by: Liberty at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (qw+gI)

258 Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (AwPyG)

I'm amazed by the amount of people I talk to who don't watch ANY news anymore.

They KNOW the news lies... constantly, and does nothing positive any longer, so they just don't watch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (oHd/0)

259 239 Hey TJM!
You ordered your 4k disc already of Clockwork Orange, right? (I'm insisting on getting 4ks of every Kubrick flick I can get.)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (L2ZTs)

=========

I'll wait for a sale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

260 If nekkid pics of Sinema comes out, she only becomes MORE popular and powerful.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (L2ZTs)

261 246 Another ambassador called home...yes please make it happen. France may have set off a stampede of norms-restoring.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (cPT/J)

I heard macron is sending the French Am. back after a "talk" with joe.. I Imagine that included some pay offs to macron

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (8nD9v)

262 He probably thinks that all Jews look alike.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
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Perhaps he doesn't know about the shape-shifting?
---
[That's where this goes.]

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (XHhHI)

263 TJM, fair enough but it's already down to $14 for me at Amazon. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (L2ZTs)

264 They probably exist, but, because it's Sinema, they are useless as leverage.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker

"I could win that election if they catch me in bed with a dead girl or a live man"

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni, paraphrasing Edwin Edwards at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (QzkSJ)

265 You tax dollars were spent 15 years ago. This is all going on credit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (Y5qcH)

.....

Fair point.

I'll rephrase, why should my theoretical great-granddaughter (assuming people are allowed to reproduce by that time) pay for Israel's missile defense system with her tax dollars?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (hNbL/)

266 183 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.
Posted by: Weasel



It is a pity.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (LQjWA)

267 There was an interesting back and forth about her between RazorFist and Jesse Kelly though. RF called her a "nice lady" and thought MM got screwed over by AZ election fraud while JK thought she was typical GOPe who didn't really have what it took to prevail in higher office. Dunno who is right (I'm leaning more toward JK), but w/e.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (5aFbR)


A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

But, yes, she lost BOTH elections before - once as an inclumbent - and now running again.

The good news is that if she wins she won't be the worst Republican Senator.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (mbFEM)

268 Is there any girl under the age of 30 without naked pics around somewhere these days??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

269 If nekkid pics of Sinema comes out, she only becomes MORE popular and powerful.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (L2ZTs)


Same here!

Posted by: Joe "Thickdick" Biden at September 22, 2021 01:54 PM (5AVMW)

270 More on the McCain branch of the AZ GOP sweating:

It's not a good look for Maricopa county to be stonewalling requests for voter equipment, and its not a good look that no one seems inclined to hold anyone's feet to the fire, including the judiciary.

Which may be why we've got the "hot mic" recordings getting dropped this week, showing supervisors saying things that make them resign (today).

Remember the artemis theory: the good guys have all the recordings and evidence that they need; they only have a problem getting it into evidence in a legitimate way.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 01:55 PM (AwPyG)

271 I'll rephrase, why should my theoretical great-granddaughter (assuming people are allowed to reproduce by that time) pay for Israel's missile defense system with her tax dollars?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (hNbL/)


Because international treaties don't allow us to develop Iron Dome, but Israel is not party to those treaties? And, if need/want Iron Dome, we get it.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 01:55 PM (mbFEM)

272 If nekkid pics of Joe come out, America ends up with a new pandemic of non-stop violent uncontrollable vomiting.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:55 PM (L2ZTs)

273 Me likey!

Posted by: ChoccyChoccyChip at September 22, 2021 01:55 PM (ufJfM)

274 Bipartisan" "Infrastructure" Bill May Fail -- And Take Biden and Even Pelosi With It
Okay, that's very speculative. But all I do anymore is post bad news.


Don't tease me bro!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 01:55 PM (axyOa)

275 I feel dirty for having voted for Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:56 PM (jaU0Q)

276 If nekkid pics of Joe come out, America ends up with a new pandemic of non-stop violent uncontrollable vomiting.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:55 PM (L2ZTs)


I'm pretty sure any naked pictures of Joe would be unreleaseable due to child porn laws.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:56 PM (jOcSX)

277 "I could win that election if they catch me in bed with a dead girl or a live man"

You gotta be careful with that shit.

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Rohm at September 22, 2021 01:56 PM (2JVJo)

278 If nekkid pics of Sinema comes out, she only becomes MORE popular and powerful.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (L2ZTs)

Keep in mi d she's a Code Pink feminist. She probably has bush thick enough to hide an entire team of Navy Seals.

Posted by: Robert - Stuck waiting in line at September 22, 2021 01:56 PM (4V9Sj)

279 But we need more roads and bridges for Haitians to live under.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 01:56 PM (v0R5T)

280 @267

For what it's worth, McSally was deemed controlled opposition by conservative twitter very early on.

Remember that she lost without putting up much of a fight, and then Ducey appointed her.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (AwPyG)

281 We need to stop this ridiculous "human infrastructure" stuff.

People are people, they are not government infrastructure.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:31 PM

In THIS house, no human is infrastructure. (tm)

also, Fuck Biden.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

282 If nekkid pics of Joe come out, America ends up with a new pandemic of non-stop violent uncontrollable vomiting.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Not good for our corporate business model

Or maybe

-UberEats

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (QzkSJ)

283 What kind of parents name their son Pramila?
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:46 PM (bFcrv

Pramila is a man?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:47 PM (cSyAR)

-------

Going by that still shot, NL.

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (bFcrv)

284 Is there any girl under the age of 30 without naked pics around somewhere these days??

That's what I love about these modern girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Posted by: Wooderson at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (4I/2K)

285 I feel dirty for having voted for Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:56 PM (jaU0Q)


Not being judgy, but you should...

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (5AVMW)

286
Nancy Pelosi is going is to hell when her lord and master Satan calls her home. Good Catholic my ass. She's the devil with big, saggy boobs.

Devil with the sag boobs sag boobs
Devil with the sag boobs on

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

287 CO Alex, true :-P
Robert, some guys are turned on by that...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (L2ZTs)

288 Also, I AM IN ANGUISH IN THIS FIRE!
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at September 22, 2021 01:44 PM

I'd help, but, out of my hands.

Posted by: Lazarus at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (dkvcO)

289 Nah, Sinema is probably sporting a landing strip, or one of those little triangles.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (jOcSX)

290 Miklos, I'd end up delivering an awful lot of Pepto!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (L2ZTs)

291 Isn't Jaypal a Hindu? Why is she shilling for the Muslims?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (mR6Gs)

292 I imagine there are plenty of naked pics of Biden floating around--remember, he liked to be naked in front of the SS, and he liked to grope people's children on camera (still does).

Serious mental issues.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (AwPyG)

293 I am not exactly a fan of Pelosi but she has always been able to whip the caucus in line.

If she fails on this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (mf5HN)

294 Isn't Jaypal a Hindu? Why is she shilling for the Muslims?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
Leftism is her real god?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (DCdYk)

295 If nekkid pics of Joe come out, America ends up with a new pandemic of non-stop violent uncontrollable vomiting.

Posted by: qdpsteve

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"He's no Hunter, let me tell you ..." -- Dr. Jill

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (bFcrv)

296 Okay, that's very speculative. But all I do anymore is post bad news.
......

You always post some fun quokka and duck videos towards the end of the day.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

297 Iron Dome works.

Last Gaza Dustup, Hamas declared victory after killing 13 Israelis. Hamas and Islamic Jihad rockets killed 91 Palestinians to do it, including 15 Palestinians before the first Israeli retaliatory bombing mission.

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (Z32m1)

298 "The Marianus Trench isn't deep enough."

I'm on it!

Posted by: Crack In The World! at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (qpX6U)

299 If you stop calling these fucking jab thingys 'vaccines' (because they're not) you will sleep better and even have a few GAINNZZZ to report.
They are CLITS. Communist - Loved Injectable Therapies.

Posted by: 105 North Tower at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (TJtcP)

300 Joe keeps a supply of his "secret sauce" in his depends. Sometimes it leaks out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (o2MD2)

301 I've noticed photos showing Joe is getting extremely thin up top. Is it time for a plugs renewal for the vain bastard?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (cSyAR)

302 I am quite jaded, so I think it is more kabuki followed by a congressional bukkake on taxpayers as they laugh in ecstasy at fooling the rubes again.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (r+sAi)


Ditto.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

303 Nah, Sinema is probably sporting a landing strip, or one of those little triangles.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (jOcSX)

Pentagram.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (KnJdm)

304
Why should I fund Israel's missile defense system with my tax dollars?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (hNbL/)


One reason is because Iron Dome development feeds into multiple systems that we are developing for US military use. In this case, the tech/software development goes in both directions, and we are benefiting from the work of Israeli engineers just as they are benefiting from the US.

Is that enough to justify spending US $ on the program? One can argue compellingly in both directions, but it's not just a matter of funding another country's defense.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (n+4am)

305 They are CLITS. Communist - Loved Injectable Therapies.
Posted by: 105 North Tower at September 22, 2021 01:59 PM (TJtcP)


I have more respect for clits than to associate them with the jab.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (jOcSX)

306 But all I do anymore is post bad news.

HARMONIC CONVERGENCE UPTWINKLES FOR ACE

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (QzkSJ)

307 If nekkid pics of Joe come out, America ends up with a new pandemic of non-stop violent uncontrollable vomiting.
Posted by: qdpsteve


And I hate to say it, Joe is such a wiseass, bragging piece of shit that he's probably hung like an elephant.
That's why he loves to parade around in the nude in front of female SS agents.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (mR6Gs)

308 by the 50/50 divided Senate

You make us laugh.

Posted by: Romney, Collins and Murkowski at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (r+sAi)

309 I am not exactly a fan of Pelosi but she has always been able to whip the caucus in line.

If she fails on this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (mf5HN)

When the caucus strays, you must whip it!

Posted by: Devo at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

310 I really hoped we'd have had nekked pics of Sinema by now.
Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (MVjcR)
++++
https://youtu.be/4APfLNbdao4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (DCdYk)

311 If nekkid pics of Joe come out, America ends up with a new pandemic of non-stop violent uncontrollable vomiting.

Posted by: qdpsteve

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"He's no Hunter, let me tell you ..." -- Dr. Jill
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (bFcrv)


"Or Donny Two-Balls, for that matter" - Dr. Jill, upon further reflection...

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (5AVMW)

312 Nancy Pelosi is going is to hell when her lord and master Satan calls her home. Good Catholic my ass. She's the devil with big, saggy boobs.

Devil with the sag boobs sag boobs
Devil with the sag boobs on
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

Boobs on the ground, boobs on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your boobs on the ground

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

313 Why should I fund Israel's missile defense system with my tax dollars?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 01:50 PM (hNbL/)

Because we will get a Battle Tested anti missile system out of it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 02:01 PM (oHd/0)

314 why should my theoretical great-granddaughter (assuming people are allowed to reproduce by that time) pay for Israel's missile defense system with her tax dollars?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 01:53 PM (hNbL/)

Because when Mexico becomes a full-blown narco state and starts lobbing missiles into the U.S. we will be able to trot out Iron Dome and deal with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 02:01 PM (Q9lwr)

315 When the caucus strays, you must whip it!
Posted by: Devo at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (4I/2K)


"If them titties start to sag, you must whip em!"

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:02 PM (5AVMW)

316 Tell you how corrupt every single one of them is, if they are all under the thumb of this 81 year old nasty woman who is so unpopular with the public.

Obviously, she's got the goods on everyone.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 02:02 PM (AwPyG)

317 Fitzpatrick is a long time commie in a commie district. I cant believe I ever lived there . God bless Florida.

Posted by: 105 North Tower at September 22, 2021 02:02 PM (TJtcP)

318 293 I am not exactly a fan of Pelosi but she has always been able to whip the caucus in line.

If she fails on this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (mf5HN)

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I've always imagined all the D Congresscritters (and some of the R's) ritually meeting her in the cloakroom basement as she welcomes them in full dominatrix regalia, complete with whips and reins.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (bFcrv)

319 Nazi Pelosi surely has a pentagram and a statue of Moloch somewhere.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (cSyAR)

320 When the caucus strays, you must whip it!
Posted by: Devo at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (4I/2K)
.......

Like a Haitian refugee?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

321 https://youtu.be/4APfLNbdao4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

What have you done with the real Joe Mannix not a cop?

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (QzkSJ)

322 I imagine there are plenty of naked pics of Biden floating around--remember, he liked to be naked in front of the SS, and he liked to grope people's children on camera (still does).

Serious mental issues.
Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (AwPyG)


Joe Biden is in love with himself, and thinks everyone should love Joe Biden as much as Joe Biden Loves Joe Biden.

This also applies to most politicians, celebrities, and way too many government bureaucrats.

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (Z32m1)

323 I love the idea of good news but recall that the Zombie ObamaCrap bill was "dead in the water" about 100 different times.

Funny all we needed was Olympia Shithead Snowe to not let it out of committee. That's all we needed. So simple.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (9EtUt)

324 If they have the goods on you, they don't have to get you to incriminate yourself.
Posted by: rickb223
I hope you are right. In this crime, three gay (NTTAWWT) guys are in their house, they invite in another guy. 90 minutes later he is dead, stabbed to death. They all lawyer up. They are now living together in Florida, not a day of jail time.
https://tinyurl.com/decrt6au

Posted by: MikeM at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (xbR8Y)

325 233 154 Thrawn you could be right as vote fraud is still king of the mountain and will be until it is stopped,and not a sand pebble has been put in the way to stop it.
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM

There was some serious foreshadowing when it was announced that the results of the Arizona vote recount is to be released later this week and then they added the caveat that "the election has already been certified". I think it's going to be a doozy of a report.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (qe5CM)

326 So our hope is that the Deep Staters destroy themselves before they succeed in destroying the country.

Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (6RgRK)

327
They can't pass the bill without a VP in the Senate to cast the tiebreaking vote, so Kamala couldn't pass it immediately until a new VP was nominated an approved by the 50/50 divided Senate (with no tiebreaker available)
Posted by: Liberty at September 22, 2021 01:52 PM (qw+gI)

True, but you just KNOW that the historic first female "President of Coler" ( ht, MC of Brattleboro) is going to get a honeymoon where she's able to whatever the fuck she wants in terms of legislation and EO's.

It would be racist AND sexist to not allow her this.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2021 02:04 PM (mR6Gs)

328 What have you done with the real Joe Mannix not a cop?
Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (QzkSJ)
++++
Eh, I was just looking for an excuse to post Dwight Yoakam.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 02:04 PM (DCdYk)

329 Tcn, you fight in the same manner I do-in my own small way, however I can.

My version is at the local level, school board meetings, council meetings, phone banks, door to door and patient discourse with people. I do NOT debate with liberals, I mock them, instead.

I'm convinced the local level must be addressed, all flows from this, plus you certainly can make a difference here.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 22, 2021 02:05 PM (KATBx)

330 I've always imagined all the D Congresscritters (and some of the R's) ritually meeting her in the cloakroom basement as she welcomes them in full dominatrix regalia, complete with whips and reins.
Posted by: ShainS

She has a Lifetime Platinum Membership at the Elizabeth Bathory Day Spa

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:05 PM (QzkSJ)

331 Obviously, she's got the goods on everyone.
Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 02:02 PM (AwPyG)
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Money. She controls access to the money folks, and if you cross her your fundraising fries up and you get a primary opponent who is flush with cash.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 22, 2021 02:05 PM (Jw2Lg)

332 I found it hard to understand how an insane, drunken woman like Pelosi manages to retain her grip on power. It would not shock me if Satan was involved somehow.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

333 I am not exactly a fan of Pelosi but she has always been able to whip the caucus in line.

If she fails on this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 22, 2021 01:58 PM (mf5HN)

When the caucus strays, you must whip it!
Posted by: Devo at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (4I/2K)
***

Pelosi can ride a horse???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 02:06 PM (axyOa)

334 Obviously, she's got the goods on everyone.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 02:02 PM (AwPyG)

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She and Epstein learned how to play the game from Hillary, who learned at the toe-sucking feet of J. Edgar.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 02:06 PM (uWVox)

335 When the caucus strays, you must whip it!
Posted by: Devo at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

Otherwise, just rein them in

Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2021 02:06 PM (mR6Gs)

336 Northernlurker, well but, have you ever seen Pelosi and the devil in the same place together? No you haven't. Hmmmmm... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:06 PM (L2ZTs)

337 Biden is a sociopath with Grandiosity. It's a specific thing, and fits Joe to a T.

"In the field of psychology, the term grandiosity refers to an unrealistic sense of superiority, characterized by a sustained view of one's self as better than others, which is expressed by disdainfully criticising them, overinflating one's own capability and belittling them as inferior."

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (ZHVt1)

338 McConnell and the 'cuck brigade' members knew this would happen, and voted the way that they did in order for this to blow up in Biden's face. They knew Manchin wasn't going to go for it, and would love to have the rabid progressives blamed for a loss of this magnitude, so they let it happen.

Posted by: Splatter at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (CV1dg)

339 Pelosi can ride a horse???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 02:06 PM (axyOa)

Like a Cowgirl

Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (mR6Gs)

340 It would not shock me if Satan was involved somehow.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

Worse. She knows all the important people in DC.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (Y5qcH)

341 I wish I was a billionaire. I'd pay to have 50,000 horses and riders sent to DC to march on the capitol. With whips.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (axyOa)

342 Infrastructure was one of the pillars of the Coffee Party back in the day. I'm sure the group flourished since then.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (QWHnR)

343
When the caucus strays, you must whip it!
Posted by: Devo at September 22, 2021 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

Otherwise, just rein them in
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2021 02:06 PM (mR6Gs)


Don't tell me you fuckers are going to start this shit again...

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (n+4am)

344 They can't pass the bill without a VP in the Senate to cast the tiebreaking vote, so Kamala couldn't pass it immediately until a new VP was nominated an approved by the 50/50 divided Senate (with no tiebreaker available)

HAHAHAHA RULES!

Seriously, rules made by old white men cannot bind a bold, beautiful woman of color.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (mbFEM)

345 Northernlurker, well but, have you ever seen Pelosi and the devil in the same place together? No you haven't. Hmmmmm... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:06 PM (L2ZTs)

Have I seen Nazi and the devil walking side by side?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (cSyAR)

346 Because when Mexico becomes a full-blown narco state and starts lobbing missiles into the U.S. we will be able to trot out Iron Dome and deal with it.
---------------
Methinks this is provide cover for the Server Farms when the Burning Times begin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (fWTJL)

347 HORSE PUNS ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK

NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (QzkSJ)

348 So our hope is that the Deep Staters destroy themselves before they succeed in destroying the country.
Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2021 02:03 PM (6RgRK)

Basically a lot of hoisting and petarding

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (9EtUt)

349 338 McConnell and the 'cuck brigade' members knew this would happen, and voted the way that they did in order for this to blow up in Biden's face. They knew Manchin wasn't going to go for it, and would love to have the rabid progressives blamed for a loss of this magnitude, so they let it happen.

Posted by: Splatter


LOL, you sleigh me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (jaU0Q)

350 Northernlurker, singing the Monkees theme song...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (L2ZTs)

351 Pelosi and and Schumer will round up the dissenters and horsewhip them like the Border Patrol did to those poor Haitian refugees.

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (MxEKc)

352 I'd pay to have 50,000 horses and riders sent to DC to march on the capitol. With whips.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 02:07 PM (axyOa)



All the leaves will tremble on The Day of the Rake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

353 Ripley, you mean just like every other day?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (L2ZTs)

354 What the hell is a petard anyway?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (Y5qcH)

355 sniffy, it's a leotard for your pet.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (L2ZTs)

356 What the hell is a petard anyway?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (Y5qcH)

$20, I am guessing.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (KnJdm)

357
Northernlurker, singing the Monkees theme song...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (L2ZTs)


I thought it was Colonel Mustard in the living room with a candlestick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (n+4am)

358 The so-called "infrastructure" bill that Republicans are pushing is also a pile of shit. It raises all kinds of taxes. John Kennedy of Louisiana, unlike his BJ Queen Cassidy counterpart is against the bill because it raises taxes on people and businesses in his state more then the actual spending it purports to make on roads and bridges.

This is what Republicans are calling a win?

The only person holding for now is McConnell on the debt ceiling and government shutdown. He wants them to own this, all of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 22, 2021 02:10 PM (8u1Ia)

359 Saw Lynn Afendoulis yesterday and begged her to primary Peter Meijer.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2021 02:10 PM (Xo3T0)

360 If all those MFers DIAF, nobody will take it badly.

hint hint to Whomever Is Listening

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 02:10 PM (qz18B)

361 $20, I am guessing.
Posted by: flounder

*laughter emanates from Undisclosed Location*

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:11 PM (QzkSJ)

362 Leftist rulers don't have trouble keeping their cohorts in line.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 02:11 PM (2JoB8)

363 TBH, knew Biden was a mega-fail waiting to happen.

not really an abandon afghanistan so poorly that everyone hates him failure.

the stuff at the border and trillion dollar gifts to communists are just normal democrat sauce.

To be honest, I knew America was over in 2006 even before Obama because of how gay Bush W was for open borders. Obama basically made it official and the GOP is a party that hates itself and its voters, mostly its voters. So, the few of us who care about this stuff are fucked, just like the rest of the country and every 3rd world welfare migrant who comes over, only we know it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:11 PM (ZZK0E)

364 355 sniffy, it's a leotard for your pet.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (L2ZTs)

And shouldn't that be a leonatard if a chick is wearing it?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 02:11 PM (Y5qcH)

365 sniffy, yes it should.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:11 PM (L2ZTs)

366 "LOL, you sleigh me."

No kidding.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 02:12 PM (B0mGw)

367 The skeptic in me says that if Mexico ever has missiles it would be because we have them to them.

The skeptic in me also says that if Mexico ever wanted to invade, they would just send their soldiers to the border claiming asylum and we would build their army quonset huts and provide their army with food and clothing and utilities.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 02:12 PM (CUTtA)

368 I can't stand McConnell. But he did actually have a legislative strategy. How do I know? It's playing out right now.

Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy is still pressing Frank luntz's trousers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (8u1Ia)

369 Can we get the Bridge Haitians to start chanting "Fuck Joe Biden!"?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

370 Slowly moving up the charts, bitches!!!

#Cha-Ching

Posted by: Devo at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (jaU0Q)

371
What the hell is a petard anyway?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 02:09 PM (Y5qcH)


If memory serves, a Renaissance-era hand-carried mine used to breach walls in siege warfare. Soldiers would carry it to a wall, emplace and light the fuse. Fuse had to be short to keep the defenders from extinguishing it, so it sometimes blew up prematurely, which was hard on the guys who just lit it. Hence "hoisted on their own petard".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (n+4am)

372 Ahh, interwebs says a "petard" is a bomb. Its French. Getting "hoisted" means you got blown up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (Y5qcH)

373 so America 2021:

half the country is scared to talk outloud about politics because they'll lose their job and the federal secret police will visit them. nice.

america's foreign policy is gay first

america's education policy is gay first, racist AF suicide pact stuff second.

america's voting system is 4th world country mail in ballot bullshit that would make a Castro blush.

we apparently just printed a third of all dollars in existence in the last few years to stealth fund the government.

mwah!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (ZZK0E)

374 HORSE PUNS ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK

NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY
Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (QzkSJ)
........

Not even just a bit?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

375 Nancy holds the pay strings.

Pelosi's husband was junior partner to Bill Hambrecht, a pioneering I-Banker who worked with shitty little Bay area companies the NY bankers ignored. Like Apple and Genetech, and later google. Nancy built her donor network with the billionaires her husband knew, and directs huge cash flow.

She learned how to use donations and government spending to control people from her father and brother who were mayors in Baltimore.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (ZHVt1)

376 Not that I am wishing covid on anybody but how is it all these old geezers like Pelosi, Schumer et al don't seem to get it? Unless the cameras are on, they are not wearing their stupid masks.

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (hV9ir)

377 Biden is a sociopath with Grandiosity. It's a specific thing, and fits Joe to a T.

Fits Obama even better. Joe is too dumb to know better. Obama is smart enough but insane.

What the hell is a petard anyway?

Very early cannon. Back then they were little more than a bowl that you put the powder and ball into, then sealed with like clay and fired after it hardened. Sometimes it just blew up and, er, "hoisted" you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

378 the old "too big to fail" slogan comes to mind...

WASTF.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (ogGku)

379 HORSE PUNS ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK

NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY
Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:08 PM (QzkSJ)
........

Not even just a bit?
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (v0R5T)


Neigh it ain't so!

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (5AVMW)

380
Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy is still pressing Frank luntz's trousers.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (8u1Ia)


With his uvula.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (n+4am)

381 For some reason I thought it was a flag thing and you were getting strung up on your own flag pole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (Y5qcH)

382 "we apparently just printed a third of all dollars in existence in the last few years to stealth fund the government."

This policy will continue as long as Americans continue to demand free stuff from government.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (B0mGw)

383 but look at germany, all it took from this point was 35 years of inflation, genocide, war, and occupation to recover. So, there's that. I'll just set the cryo-freeze to 2056.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (ZZK0E)

384 Sleigh definition, a light vehicle on runners, usually open and generally horse-drawn, used especially for transporting persons over snow or ice.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (jaU0Q)

385 Someone on Gab today mentioned that it wasn't a coincidence, that ever since trump "lost," a lot of world-wide corruption has been systematically exposed.

I'll agree, which is why I remain optimistic.

The dems are trying to handle bigger and bigger waves of bad news--strange, for people who control all branches of government. And it all seems to be coming together at the same time.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (AwPyG)

386 Not that I am wishing covid on anybody but how is it all these old geezers like Pelosi, Schumer et al don't seem to get it? Unless the cameras are on, they are not wearing their stupid masks.
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (hV9ir)


They've been on the Trump Cocktail since they discovered it worked......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

387 This policy will continue as long as Americans continue to demand free stuff from government.

--

dude? what's free?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:16 PM (ZZK0E)

388 "I'll agree, which is why I remain optimistic."

I think Trump walked off with a whole lot of really awkward intel.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)

389 Lol at the rationalization about our allies.
Spoiler: we have none. It's all one sided and we (American People) never benefit. It's all theft, lies, blackmailing, coercion, ect... Tribes protect their own tribes, systems protect their own, groups protect their own, ect..

You better pay us or we won't give you technology in the future to protect yourselves even though we don't give a fuck about you at all and are strip mining your country for our own benefits screams the enthoreligious nationalist and supremacist on foreign soil.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 22, 2021 02:16 PM (BUlqN)

390 "dude? what's free?"

Not you, white supremacist. I meant real Americans.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)

391 Not even just a bit?
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (v0R5T)


Neigh it ain't so!

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (5AVMW)

Can we rein this in a bit?

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:17 PM (KnJdm)

392 When did the Democrats transition from a left of centre party that, at some level, realized there is such a thing as limit to how much they can spend to a party of fiscal lunatics?

And when did they move to a party that felt an interventionist government was good for the country, to a party that only wants to destroy the United States?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:17 PM (cSyAR)

393 Not you, white supremacist. I meant real Americans.
Posted by: squid_hunt

--

well done, that's basically what talking to libs are like now.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (ZZK0E)

394 flounder: hay watch it!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (L2ZTs)

395

" Pramila Jayapal"

She looks like her face got caved in with a shovel.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (4WPW/)

396 Not even just a bit?
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:13 PM (v0R5T)


Neigh it ain't so!

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (5AVMW)

Can we rein this in a bit?
Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:17 PM (KnJdm)



It's the mane reason we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

397 My poll number works best when its down in the low teens.

Posted by: Papa Biden at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (Db08U)

398 " Pramila Jayapal"

She looks like her face got caved in with a shovel.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (4WPW/)

Maybe she and Jenn Psaki slammed faces.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:19 PM (cSyAR)

399 "well done, that's basically what talking to libs are like now."

It's not hard. You just have to end every argument by calling your opponent racist.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 02:19 PM (B0mGw)

400 CBP horseback riders suspended.

So there's that.

Seriously if I was CBP I would just apply for telework.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 02:19 PM (mbFEM)

401 >Not that I am wishing covid on anybody but how is it all these old geezers like Pelosi, Schumer et al don't seem to get it? Unless the cameras are on, they are not wearing their stupid masks.
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 02:14 PM (hV9ir)

High probability they are on a prophylactic regimen that is denied to the plebs.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 22, 2021 02:19 PM (cSs/W)

402 What's this about a bipedal fractures bill. Nobody tells me anything.

Posted by: Joetato at September 22, 2021 02:20 PM (cPT/J)

403 I think this explains a lot

https://tinyurl.com/bu798f3v

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at September 22, 2021 02:20 PM (QzkSJ)

404 400 CBP horseback riders suspended.

So there's that.

Seriously if I was CBP I would just apply for telework.
-------------
Hopefully suspended with pay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 02:20 PM (fWTJL)

405 All I understood from Ace's well-written post was "nom, nom, nom, Biden and Pelosi may fall, nom, nom, nom." (The failure is with me, not him.)

Sometimes I think it would be good if we could have a vote of no confidence like Parliament does. This would be a perfect time for it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:20 PM (/XOcP)

406 " Pramila Jayapal"

She looks like her face got caved in with a shovel.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (4WPW/)

That's esteemed, pug-faced Rep. from Seattle, Pramila Jayapal.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:21 PM (KnJdm)

407 Can we rein this in a bit?
Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:17 PM (KnJdm)
........

The mane thing is moderation.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

408 When did the Democrats transition from a left of centre party that, at some level, realized there is such a thing as limit to how much they can spend to a party of fiscal lunatics?

-

probably because Soros. Or probably because their leadership worships 3rd world thinkers like the squad.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:21 PM (ZZK0E)

409 My poll number works best when its down in the low teens.
Posted by: Papa Biden at September 22, 2021 02:18 PM (Db08U)


*whispers into the mic* "My pole works best down low on the teens"


*everyone throws up*

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:21 PM (5AVMW)

410 Meanwhile, back in the Biden grift planning center, the delivery of Hunters "artwork" is panned for later this week and the money will flow right into the Biden bank accounts. Presumably, 10% goes to the Big Guy, like usual.

First time in my memory a sitting president is corruptly selling himself while still in the first year of his presidency. Usually, they wait until the final year and start collecting then.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 02:21 PM (OQ2r3)

411 So none of these urban politicians has seen a horse used in crowd control? Ever?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (oWBc3)

412 The mane thing is moderation.

This is why we canter have nice things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

413 The Marinara sauce isn't deep enough.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (/hXfz)

414 High probability they are on a prophylactic regimen that is denied to the plebs.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 22, 2021 02:19 PM (cSs/W)

And of course, they are not getting the kill shot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (Mzdiz)

415 Glad i checked in, looks loke I'm gonna get canceled by the Squad...

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (VcFUs)

416 412 The mane thing is moderation.

This is why we canter have nice things
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (KZzsI)


And that's why the good withers.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (cSyAR)

417 So apparently if an NHL player refuses the vaccine they can't play games in Canada. Even if they are Canadian...

Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (CYnTg)

418 One of the dumbest things in the world is the tendency of politicians to freak out about "bad optics" in a world with the attention span of a fruit fly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

419 The mane thing is moderation.

This is why we canter have nice things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

You had to trot that out, didn't you?

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (KnJdm)

420 SOP at Ace of Spades Hindquarters

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (v0R5T)

421 Not that I am wishing covid on anybody but how is it all these old geezers like Pelosi, Schumer et al don't seem to get it? Unless the cameras are on, they are not wearing their stupid masks.

--

it's because they're pro-science and always wear their masks correctly, duh.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (ZZK0E)

422 Can we rein this in a bit?

Neigh. Unbridled discussion is an HQ mainstay.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (QU5/8)

423 The mane thing is moderation.

This is why we canter have nice things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

You had to trot that out, didn't you?
Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (KnJdm)


Way to gallop off in a new direction!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:24 PM (5AVMW)

424 Can we rein this in a bit?

Neigh. Unbridled discussion is an HQ mainstay.

....
I had haunch we'd be saddled with horse puns.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 02:24 PM (CUTtA)

425 So apparently if an NHL player refuses the vaccine they can't play games in Canada. Even if they are Canadian...
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (CYnTg)



THAT does it.

Fuck Canada.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

426 So at what point in this failure theatre does Joe go Pee Wee Hermann - not that episode - and say, "I meant to do that"?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM (oWBc3)

427 I had haunch we'd be saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 02:24 PM (CUTtA)
++++
Don't get worked up into a lather over it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM (DCdYk)

428 Y'all are off to the races with these puns

Posted by: Iasonas at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM (ZMtsZ)

429 Our border control is withering - neigh, it's unbridled enabling of illegals crossing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM (Mzdiz)

430 I'll agree, which is why I remain optimistic.

The dems are trying to handle bigger and bigger waves of bad news--strange, for people who control all branches of government. And it all seems to be coming together at the same time.

Fingers crossed.
Posted by: artemis at September 22, 2021 02:15 PM (AwPyG)


Well, its not 27d chess being played out. This is something as old as time itself: hubris. This stuff is exposed because they don't feel the need to hide it anymore. And just because it is exposed, doesn't mean it gets fixed, or someone gets punished. I mean just look at Hunter Biden's "art" grift. Yeah, its all out in the open, but they are still getting away with it.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM (mbFEM)

431 I'm honestly surprised. It is hard to lose to a team trying to throw a game (the GOPe), and yet the leftists seem poised to do it. Incredible.

Posted by: In Exile at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (kzzyk)

432 the real point of this kabuki is so all parties can get a few days of fundraising off the catastrophe that will surely happen if the other side wins.
Just today, I've received 4 email appeals to send money NOW!

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

433 Can we rein this in a bit?

Neigh. Unbridled discussion is an HQ mainstay.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (QU5/



It's been that way a furlong time.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

434 Shit, every one of those puns has already been used.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (Mzdiz)

435 Man, the sidebar entry on Graham and Hannity is a great example of terse brutality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (DCdYk)

436
And that's why the good withers.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (cSyAR)

Good foaling withers? Count me in!


-Trigger

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (VcFUs)

437 This is mass failure theater like we saw before Obamacare easily passed in both the house and senate.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM


Huh? O-Care was passed by a democratic senate with a filibuster-proof majority.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (EughT)

438 431 I'm honestly surprised. It is hard to lose to a team trying to throw a game (the GOPe), and yet the leftists seem poised to do it. Incredible.
Posted by: In Exile at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (kzzyk)

It's like the Harlem Globetrotters losing to the Washington Generals.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (cSyAR)

439 Going to take a break until after these horse puns get stabilized.

Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (Db08U)

440 I had haunch we'd be saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 02:24 PM (CUTtA)
++++
Don't get worked up into a lather over it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM


You people need a good pommeling for this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (m+jkK)

441 Don't worry, the Grand Old Pussies will save the Democrat-Communists. The left made a simple argument: "It will screw your base." Works every time.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (po5ZZ)

442 It's been that way a furlong time.
Posted by: Sponge

Yep.

Not foalin' nobody

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (QzkSJ)

443 428 Y'all are off to the races with these puns
Posted by: Iasonas at September 22, 2021 02:25 PM (ZMtsZ)

Let one of them break a leg and we'll have bbq for dinner too.

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (VcFUs)

444 Youngkin 5 pts up over dirty Clinton bagman in new likely voter Mary Washington poll.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (ySQBZ)

445 >>>Can we rein this in a bit?

Neigh. Unbridled discussion is an HQ mainstay.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (QU5/

======

There is always someone trying to stirrup trouble.

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (q1Yqp)

446 437
Huh? O-Care was passed by a democratic senate with a filibuster-proof majority.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (EughT)

========

Not really, but sort of.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

447
Huh? O-Care was passed by a democratic senate with a filibuster-proof majority.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (EughT)


Via reconciliation.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

448 The funny thing is, is that anyone who thinks border patrol agents voted for Trump en masse, has never met a real border patrol agent.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (oWBc3)

449
For fuckssake...

"Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (8XBHQ)

450 So none of these urban politicians has seen a horse used in crowd control? Ever?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 02:22 PM (oWBc3)

It's not a crowd, it's a temporary gathering.

Posted by: Hackey Psaki at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

451 447
Huh? O-Care was passed by a democratic senate with a filibuster-proof majority.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (EughT)

Via reconciliation.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

========

In a hollowed out House bill that had originally had nothing to do with the ACA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

452 For fuckssake...

"Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM


Timed to coincide with her book release.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 02:29 PM (m+jkK)

453 Shit, every one of those puns has already been used.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (Mzdiz)

To be farrier, we were just chomping at the bit.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:29 PM (KnJdm)

454 HORSE DICK. Good night everybody!

Posted by: Rutherford B. Hays at September 22, 2021 02:29 PM (po5ZZ)

455 I found it hard to understand how an insane, drunken woman like Pelosi manages to retain her grip on power. It would not shock me if Satan was involved somehow.

--

There exists, somewhere in America, a drawer that contains a contract, Pelosi's signature, and a drop of human blood.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 02:29 PM (O+I8R)

456 "Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (8XBHQ)


Because of this I learned that gays consider themselves part of a family. Hey Elivira is part of the fam, yo!

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 02:29 PM (mbFEM)

457 She was hawt, did Penthouse in her natural hair color. Redhead...

Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (CYnTg)

458 HORSE DICK. Good night everybody!
Posted by: Rutherford B. Hays at September 22, 2021 02:29 PM


Girth!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (m+jkK)

459 445 >>>Can we rein this in a bit?

Neigh. Unbridled discussion is an HQ mainstay.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2021 02:23 PM (QU5/

======

There is always someone trying to stirrup trouble.
-------------
You guys are so side saddle on this it makes me think you're all mares.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (fWTJL)

460 Can we rein this in a bit?
Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:17 PM (KnJdm)
........

The mane thing is moderation.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021


***
The Secretariat of State will have the answer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (/XOcP)

461 Hitler had the political ingenuity to liquidate the out of control radicals in his party (Rhom and rest of the top SA leadership)

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

462
Huh? O-Care was passed by a democratic senate with a filibuster-proof majority.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (EughT)

+++
And is the law of the land to this day, even though the "opposition" had ample opportunities to dissolve the damned thing. And didn't.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (XZvba)

463 "Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (8XBHQ)

roll out the red carpet

Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (uCLWI)

464 I keep getting the read that the Democrats will vote for this sh*t sandwich, but are trying to entice a few Republicans to join in to make the fentanyl icing look bipartisan.

Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

465 "Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer

If I had 70 year old tits and needed attention I might do the same.

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (QzkSJ)

466 You guys are so side saddle on this it makes me think you're all mares.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (fWTJL)


They're all just jockeying for position.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (Ez6QX)

467 444 Youngkin 5 pts up over dirty Clinton bagman in new likely voter Mary Washington poll.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (ySQBZ)


If Youngkin was the guy McAuliffe said he was, I would crawl through broken glass to vote for him.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (mbFEM)

468 For fuckssake...

"Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (8XBHQ)
.......

Giddy up, oom poppa, omm poppa mow mow

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (v0R5T)

469 Huh? O-Care was passed by a democratic senate with a filibuster-proof majority.


Were you awake for that?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (ySQBZ)

470 The mane thing is moderation.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021

***
The Secretariat of State will have the answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (/XOcP)

It's all a Sham

Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (uCLWI)

471 For fuckssake...

"Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (8XBHQ)



Isn't she like 112?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

472
Elvira, to me, always acted like a drag queen.

Her "fans" are all 50-70 yr old former teenage men. Why would they buy a book written by an old dyke?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (8XBHQ)

473 One of the funniest aspects of the last several years of the ongoing shitshow is watching women like Jayapal and AOC, who were clipping coupons every week only a scant five years ago or so, strut around Congress like some 40 year career jaded Congressman with an ulcer and two side pieces.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (obhiB)

474 464 I keep getting the read that the Democrats will vote for this sh*t sandwich, but are trying to entice a few Republicans to join in to make the fentanyl icing look bipartisan.
Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

=========

My read is that they know they don't have the votes at all, that Manchin and Sinema are covering for at least a few other Democrats who aren't going to vote for it no matter what, taking all of the leftist heat because they aren't up for re-election until 2024.

It was never going to pass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

475 most of your questions about "how does the left do that" can be answered by because the media gives them cover and we're now focusing on missing white girl instead of open border nonsense, afghanistan being relocated here, trillion dollar bullshits, China owning Biden, and every other real world issue that should be relevant.

also, most modern liberals are braindead totalitarians.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (ZZK0E)

476 "just had to announce she's a dyke."

She couldn't have done that 30 years ago? Nobody wants to hear that now.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (B0mGw)

477 There exists, somewhere in America, a drawer that contains a contract, Pelosi's signature, and a drop of human blood.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021


***
Maybe not in America. Or even in this dimension.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (/XOcP)

478 @421

>>it's because they're pro-science and always wear their masks correctly, duh.


Well Bolsonaro gave the game away when he said all of the world leaders are mainlining HCQ, Ivermectin and all of the other therapeutics they are denying the commoners.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (+yD6U)

479 It's all a Sham
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (uCLWI)


Wow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 02:32 PM (yQpMk)

480
Isn't she like 112?
Posted by: G'rump


Supposebly 70.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:32 PM (8XBHQ)

481 Giddy up, oom poppa, omm poppa mow mow
Posted by: wth

One word-

The Bird

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 02:32 PM (QzkSJ)

482 time to stifle all these horse puns.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 02:32 PM (3wOqP)

483
"Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

--

are you sure she just wasn't ret-conned by Marvel into a black lesbian like every redhead character?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:32 PM (ZZK0E)

484 VICE proves, once again, to be written by and for idiots.

There's no such thing as natural immunity--and even if you've been lucky thus far, Delta could change that.

https://bit.ly/3lSqgfC

They go on to define "natural immunity" as people who have never been in contact with Covid, but are immune to it anyway.

Every person in the world is using the phrase "natural immunity" to mean people who have come in contact with Covid and their immune system has overcome it, making the person able to quickly fight it off on next contact.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 02:33 PM (UW2ZS)

485 If Youngkin was the guy McAuliffe said he was, I would crawl through broken glass to vote for him.


Lol

Right?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 22, 2021 02:33 PM (ySQBZ)

486 467 444 Youngkin 5 pts up over dirty Clinton bagman in new likely voter Mary Washington poll.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (ySQBZ)


same poll found I had an 87% chance of boning Hedy in the ass

Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 02:33 PM (uCLWI)

487 "Elvira," the silly bint with the teets on TV, just had to announce she's a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer

If I had 70 year old tits and needed attention I might do the same.
Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Hmm.

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at September 22, 2021 02:33 PM (v0R5T)

488 roll out munch on the red carpet....
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 02:30 PM (uCLWI)


Tee-hee-hee!

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:33 PM (5AVMW)

489 It was never going to pass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

Oh but they worked so hard, but they just couldn't get it across the finish line this time. So their supporters need to support them harder next time. It's the same grift that we get, just to the left, which makes it funny.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

490 Elvira, to me, always acted like a drag queen.

Yeah, same feeling from me as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

491 Horse puns?

Easy to do when you're typing on a QUIRT-y keyboard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (/XOcP)

492 --

are you sure she just wasn't ret-conned by Marvel into a black lesbian like every redhead character?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:32 PM (ZZK0E)


Wait.....what?

Posted by: Black Jake from State Farm at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

493
They go on to define "natural immunity" as people who have never been in contact with Covid, but are immune to it anyway.

Posted by: bonhomme


hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

ahhhh-hahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (8XBHQ)

494 @467

>>If Youngkin was the guy McAuliffe said he was, I would crawl through broken glass to vote for him.

Youngkin was the CEO of the Carlyle Group, he's Mitt Romney except with even less gravitas, which is quite the trick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (+yD6U)

495 476 "just had to announce she's a dyke."

She couldn't have done that 30 years ago? Nobody wants to hear that now.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (B0mGw)


*wonders if there is a GILF Lesbian Pr0n channel on PronHub*

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (VcFUs)

496 473 One of the funniest aspects of the last several years of the ongoing shitshow is watching women like Jayapal and AOC, who were clipping coupons every week only a scant five years ago or so, strut around Congress like some 40 year career jaded Congressman with an ulcer and two side pieces.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (obhiB)

That they're functional retards aside, they came to play. The cons have who as a counterbalance who actually came to play? MTG? Is that it?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

497 same poll found I had an 87% chance of boning Hedy in the ass

"That's HEDLEY!
...wait"
--Hedley Lamarr

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

498 They go on to define "natural immunity" as people who have never been in contact with Covid, but are immune to it anyway.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 02:33 PM (UW2ZS)

That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Genteal at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (KnJdm)

499 489 Oh but they worked so hard, but they just couldn't get it across the finish line this time. So their supporters need to support them harder next time. It's the same grift that we get, just to the left, which makes it funny.
Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

==========

Exactly. Why is amnesty always just out of grasp for Democrats? Or wholesale gun confiscation?

Because it's an issue that they can easily rile up their base on without ever having any real intention of passing while playing the uniparty game of power collection with their bipartisan friends across the aisle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

500 Note that Obama's tactic was swearing "I won't c*** in your mouth" to get weak-sister GOPers to do the left's bidding.

I wont cum in your mailbox and the checks in my mouth!

Posted by: barak the majic negro at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (yrol0)

501 "Bipartisan" "Infrastructure" Bill May Fail -- And Take Biden and Even Pelosi With It"

If this happens I think I will have an orgasm.

Posted by: sidney at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (LJJah)

502 It's a barrel race to see who wins the horse puns.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (O+I8R)

503 Wait.....what?
Posted by: Black Jake from State Farm at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)



I always thought that guy was on the downlow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (yQpMk)

504 My favorite Obama outburst:

"Don't call my bluff!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

505 Sussman (indicted Perkins Coie lawyer) needs security clearances for his attorneys, since the FBI was in on the scheme and the government is going to go through some embarrassing discovery.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (OQ2r3)

506
You all know Dolly Parton is a dyke, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (8XBHQ)

507 Horse puns?

"There's nothing here for breakfast."

"Sure there is. See? Biscuit."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (/XOcP)

508 "Hey, I googled "immunity", okay? I'm not stupid."

- Vice writer

Posted by: Azathoth at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (obhiB)

509 504 My favorite Obama outburst:

"Don't call my bluff!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

========

"You just heard someone on TV say that, didn't you?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

510 503 Wait.....what?
Posted by: Black Jake from State Farm

---->

Wait.....what?
Posted by: Black Chick 007

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (ZZK0E)

511 Elvira was hot about 35 years ago. Nobody cares now.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (UW2ZS)

512 MTG is having a contest right now, claiming she's giving away her 50-cal rifle.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (L2ZTs)

513 They're all just jockeying for position.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 02:31 PM (Ez6QX)

In by a nose.

Posted by: Rachel Genteal at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (KnJdm)

514 "Don't call my bluff!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

+++
Yep. That's a classic.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (XZvba)

515 Horse puns?

"There's nothing here for breakfast."

"Sure there is. See? Biscuit."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (/XOcP)


You should be horse-whipped for that one.

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (5AVMW)

516 *wonders if there is a GILF Lesbian Pr0n channel on PronHub*
Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (VcFUs)


There has to be. There is every other kind of gross category.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (Ez6QX)

517 Pelosi is done after the midterms anyway. Biden, most probably, also done.

This human infrastructure blowout is their last hurrah.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (OQ2r3)

518 Again, on this bill, hubris. They told the Republicans, okay, hey, let's split this up, we will vote on Infrastructure and then come back to this other thing. Republicans were all like well if we have to give $1T to some unions and other Dem rentseekers, might as well get a bridge or something out of it. And then they'll never get that other thing through filibuster.

And then they went out and spiked the football and said WOOT we fooled em and now we are just going to put everything into this reconciliation bill. How's my ass taste Republicans?

Who answered, well, not too bad, actually.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (mbFEM)

519
nOOOd



Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (8XBHQ)

520 -
Horse puns?

"There's nothing here for breakfast."

"Sure there is. See? Biscuit."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM -
-
-------------
Don't forget the road apples.

Posted by: Pres. Spongebrain Shitpants at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (SchQD)

521 MTG is having a contest right now, claiming she's giving away her 50-cal rifle.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 22, 2021 02:36 PM (L2ZTs)



You go to the site, register your name, email and phone number and you're redirected to a site to donate.

I'm betting the biggest bidder gets the gun.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

522 Let me 'splain how GOPe failure theater works.

$3.5T infrastructure bill

$5.9T infrastructure law plus gulags

Posted by: Two Weeks at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (ELnqd)

523 the FBI was in on the scheme and the government is going to go through some embarrassing discovery.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

*hope nobody FOIAs the budget for pantyhose and clothing consultants from J. Crew*

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 02:38 PM (QzkSJ)

524 26 I hope fistcuffs break out between the squad and Sinema. I bet Sinema throws a mean punch.
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (hV9ir)

Maybe we should send Sinema a cane, in honor of Preston Brooks.

Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 02:38 PM (Rbu5d)

525 This is absolutely EPIC.. Romanian government has closed all vaccine centres because 70% of the citizens wont get the jab. Coercion did not work.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 02:38 PM (yrol0)

526 I wont cum in your mailbox and the checks in my mouth!
Posted by: barak the majic negro at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (yrol0)


Word!

Posted by: Cliff Claven and Mr McFeely at September 22, 2021 02:38 PM (KcBMA)

527 You should be horse-whipped for that one.
Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (5AVMW)
==============
He's just feeling his oats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 02:38 PM (OQ2r3)

528 Funny how New Hampshire's two "moderate" Democrat Senators, and Maine's allegedly "independent" Senator who caucuses with the Democrats, are NEVER the ones to step up publicly to rein in the far left. NEVER. They vote for EVERY radical bill and EVERY radical judge, but come election time they dust off their shotguns and run commercials touting their "independent" credentials.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at September 22, 2021 02:38 PM (po5ZZ)

529 You all know Dolly Parton is a dyke, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (8XBHQ)

sorry, only got a finger

aint got no fist

Posted by: Dutch Boy at September 22, 2021 02:38 PM (uCLWI)

530 Ya'll are gaskin for trouble.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 02:39 PM (3wOqP)

531 You all know Dolly Parton is a dyke, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 02:35 PM (8XBHQ)



Does Carl Dean know?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 02:39 PM (yQpMk)

532 The cons have who as a counterbalance who actually came to play? MTG? Is that it?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM (KbCG3)


That you overlook Boebert is just fine because I already have a place picked out to keep her captive in my basement.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 02:39 PM (mbFEM)

533 "The two fractious wings of Speaker Nancy Pelosi's caucus ..."

Fractious, eh? Funny way to spell "evil."

Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 02:40 PM (Rbu5d)

534 >VICE proves, once again, to be written by and for idiots.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 02:33 PM (UW2ZS)

Not idiots, narrative water-carriers and propagandists.

While we are seeing for some reason the total disregard of immunity acquired naturally through the normal process of the human immune system encountering and defeating coof just like every other coronavirus, there is also an open question whether there is some percentage of the population which has cross-immunity. For example, the people on the Diamond Princess who shared a tiny stateroom with someone coof-positive who never got sick.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 22, 2021 02:40 PM (cSs/W)

535 Elvira, to me, always acted like a drag queen.

Yeah, same feeling from me as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 02:34 PM


Me too.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 02:40 PM (JUOKG)

536 524 26 I hope fistcuffs break out between the squad and Sinema. I bet Sinema throws a mean punch.
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (hV9ir)

she could squirt them into next week

Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 02:40 PM (uCLWI)

537 I saw a picture of Dolly Parton's husband and he had this huge shit eating grin on his face. So if she was bringing ladies home he must at least get to watch.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:41 PM (v0R5T)

538 Biden's people will use the same line on the pols that they always have, "this is all a sham, you know it I know it, but if the people ever found out what else we've done, had the bloody details laid out in front of them, they would kill us all. If you don't pull the line that might happen".

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 02:41 PM (O/2Wz)

539 This is absolutely EPIC.. Romanian government has closed all vaccine centres because 70% of the citizens wont get the jab. Coercion did not work.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Unpossible!

Dr. Prof. Dr. Elena Ceaucescu is the most brilliant...she is the Fauci of Romania!

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 02:41 PM (QzkSJ)

540 nood



pols

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 02:42 PM (O/2Wz)

541 You should be horse-whipped for that one.
Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at September 22, 2021 02:37 PM (5AVMW)
.......

I don't think he's Haitian.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 02:42 PM (v0R5T)

542 We must make sure the Dems get the 3.5 Trillion bill.

Posted by: B Sasse, O Snow, rhino party at September 22, 2021 02:42 PM (F9322)

543 Huh? O-Care was passed by a democratic senate with a filibuster-proof majority.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (EughT)

Via reconciliation.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm not arguing that later republican repeal attempts were failure theatre, but O-Care passed the senate with a filibuster proof 60 votes with no republicans voting for it. Kennedy then died, Massachusetts elected a republican in his place and the dems had to go with the senate bill as passed. They could not do a house-senate conference on it to reconcile with the house bill. Any "fixes" to it via reconciliation (not conference) came a year later.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2021 02:43 PM (EughT)

544 So the counter to increased goobermint interference is to elect disruptors.

I'm down. GGE for Congress!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 22, 2021 02:43 PM (CcOog)

545 Amid all the recent insanity, this went relatively unnoticed:

Kotex, Shittypants, and two other NY congresscritters have called for Rikers Island to be closed. Kotex also wants all 6000 prisoners released. The others didn't explicitly say they wanted prisoners released--that was left open.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 22, 2021 02:45 PM (sWM8x)

546 506
You all know Dolly Parton is a dyke, yes?
---------------
After Porter Wagner there are no substitutes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 02:48 PM (fWTJL)

547 81 million voted for this!

Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 02:57 PM (L0igc)

548 248 And Mitt Romney can suck a dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2021 01:51 PM (jaU0Q)


He sure can . . .

Posted by: Miss Lindsey, (R-SC) at September 22, 2021 03:01 PM (tu3iY)

549 Can one of you conservacucks explain why we need to pay Israel's bills?

Posted by: Max Barrage at September 22, 2021 03:04 PM (+pVGA)

550 Italics
Underline
Bold
Strike

Posted by: a.moron at September 22, 2021 03:05 PM (tu3iY)

551 Just as Biden can carry off ten million dollar deals with our enemies and his son can sell his finger paintings for 500K the bill will pass and those voting will pockets tens of millions. Why not trillions are involved and you suckers and you great grandchildren will pay while your betters live in wonderland.


Suckers.

Posted by: Harry at September 22, 2021 04:20 PM (EcD5Y)

552 Unable to contain the fact that it wasn't natural, they're going the accident route. What coincidence that a whistleblower says it was intentionally released by The CCP at the military games in October of 2019 and the f****** waited 2 months to tell the world. This is almost as corrupt as the other letter

Posted by: Redpilled to the gills at September 22, 2021 04:22 PM (/WbmY)

553 Not that any dollar amount that Congress throws around anymore means anything, but...

https://tinyurl.com/35uekvmh

Says the numbers are $1,200 B for the 'infrastructure bill' + $3,500 B for the 'human infrastructure bill'.

Ace, your mention of $2,300 B made me think a 'compromise' was in play. Apparently, not so, yet.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 22, 2021 05:56 PM (w35X9)

554 If the Republicans were serious about killing the infrastructure bill just highlight the massive fuel tax increase it contains.

Posted by: B Moe at September 22, 2021 06:47 PM (giapq)

555 I wonder how many Democrats realize that a humiliating defeat to Biden isn't going going to save them the House and Senate in 2022, but replacing Pelosi and Schumer just maybe might?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 22, 2021 07:04 PM (xRIgJ)

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