Biden Is Busing Haitian Immigrants from the Much-Watched Del Rio Bridge to Other Border Points, Which Are Not Being Filmed -- And Then Releasing Them to Disappear Into America

Remember how Obama lied to the country to impose de facto open borders?

He did this by getting his open borders allies to call him "The Deporter in Chief." This was supposedly an insult. Actually, it was arranged cover. Obama wanted the public to think the open borders lobby was displeased with him, and that he was the "greatest deporter in American history."

This was a lie. Obama was deporting fewer people than his predecessors. To make it look like he was deporting more, he did what he did with the "Jobs Created or Saved" numbers: He got the Democrat government bureaucracy to change the way they calculated the numbers deported.

Specifically, he had the bureaucracy count those merely intercepted at the border and turned away as "deported." Those people had never before been considered "deported." They were merely halted.

This is a large number of people, so adding in this category -- which had never, ever before been counted as far as deportation -- into the "deported" category allowed Obama to pretend he was deporting more people than any president, when in fact he was deporting far less.

And he created this fiction to give him cover to continue deporting very few people, and to create the pretext to grant unconstitutional amnesties on illegals.

Everyone's heard of controlled opposition. Meet the feigned opposition.

It should come as no surprise, then, that the Biden Administration-- which is really Obama's third term -- is just running the Obama playbook again.


15,000 Haitians had taken a boat to Mexico and then attempted to sneak across the porous border.

Biden made a great show of supposedly arranging flights to deport these illegals back to Haiti.

And again, he got his open borders allies to claim he was The Deporter in Chief. From the leftwing, Democrat-billionaire-funded propaganda sheet The Intercept:

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Within a matter of days, the 15,000 gathered under the Del Rio bridge had dwindled to 7,000. Biden and his propaganda ops allies put out the word that this was because they were being mercilessly deported back to Haiti.

No. It was a lie again.

Only a pittance were deported.

The rest were simply moved to other border points -- border points not being filmed by Fox News -- and then set them free to enter the US.


Many Haitian migrants camped in a small Texas border town are being released in the United States, two U.S. officials said, undercutting the Biden administration’s public statements that the thousands in the camp faced immediate expulsion.

Haitians have been freed on a "very, very large scale" in recent days, according to one U.S. official who put the figure in the thousands. The official, who has direct knowledge of operations, was not authorized to discuss the matter Tuesday and spoke on condition of anonymity.

Many have been released with notices to appear at an immigration office within 60 days, an outcome that requires less processing time from Border Patrol agents than ordering an appearance in immigration court and points to the speed at which authorities are moving, the official said.

Catch and release, again.

But meanwhile he has his media propaganda allies cursing him for deporting so many Haitians! What a racist!

The Homeland Security Department has been busing Haitians from Del Rio to El Paso, Laredo and the Rio Grande Valley along the Texas border, and this week added flights to Tucson, Arizona, the official said. They are processed by the Border Patrol at those locations.

...

For Haitians hoping to get to the United States, the administration's decision to release many people is a welcome relief.

Yeah no shit Sherlock.


By the way: NeverTrump knew they were supporting Obama's Third Term. Joe Biden ran on nothing but his promise to be Frail White Obama. This shows why the "opposition" to Obama was so hollow and half-hearted.

I bet you that more than half of NeverTrump voted for Obama -- not wanting to miss their moment to be On the Right Side of History.

Posted by: Ace at 01:14 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

2 I bet you that more than half of NeverTrump voted for Obama -- not wanting to miss their moment to be On the Right Side of History.

=========

"Not me! I totally voted for Trump!"
-Ed Morrisey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

3 Catch the disease more like

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2021 12:15 PM (sYY3p)

4 Round 'em up.
Head 'em out.
RAWHIDE

*SNAPS WHIO*

RAWHIDE!

Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 12:15 PM (L0igc)

5 >>>"Not me! I totally voted for Trump!"
-Ed Morrisey
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

He claimed that again today.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:15 PM (0G13K)

6 No Way !!!11!!1111!!!!!!

Posted by: RUReadingthis at September 22, 2021 12:15 PM (aQ25I)

7 Boy did Trump get their attention when he threatened to bus in all the illegals to tony liberal neighborhoods.

The same ones that had residents full of housewives posting on social media how much they loved illegals and thought Trump was heartless for not letting them all in.

Posted by: Blago at September 22, 2021 12:15 PM (PwNLq)

8 RAWHIDE!

Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 12:16 PM (L0igc)

9 Repatriation MUST be on the table in the next GOP Presidential administration in the event one can elude electoral fraud and chicanery.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 22, 2021 12:16 PM (ssz2a)

10 Now they're going to play PEEKABOO until they end up in our jails.

Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 12:17 PM (L0igc)

11 It's times like these I wish the border patrol was actually using whips. I'd settle for tire irons.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:17 PM (xKb16)

12 15,000 Haitians, one boat

Not a comedy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2021 12:17 PM (sYY3p)

13 Willowed

If the Afghans are gifting the US measles, what will the Haitians give?
----------------
Dirt Cookies.
=========================
I heard most of the Haitians were temporarily relocated to other nations like Mexico and Brazil after the big earthquake 10 years ago. Those nations were thinking of sending them back, so they took Joe Biden's invitation, and beat feet up North to America.


"after the big earthquake 10 years ago"
That is to differentiate it from the big earthquake last month(?) that killed lots of Haitians, and the earthquake that kills a lot of Haitian people that will happen in sometime again in the near future.

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 12:18 PM (Z32m1)

14 No skills no money no ID can't speak English

WHAT can possibly go RIGHT?

Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 12:18 PM (L0igc)

15 How can you tell if they're Haitians or French speaking Africans?

Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 12:18 PM (AwYPR)

16 I thought I saw a Haitian hiding down in the culvert.

Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 12:19 PM (Tnijr)

17 We are at war with diseased invaders.
This needs to be repelled, and the traitors facilitating this dealt with.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 22, 2021 12:19 PM (ufFY8)

18 Might have been a coyote.

Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 12:19 PM (Tnijr)

19 And they're going to spread measles, drug-resistant tuberculosis, and COVID to their destination states. Biological warfare by the junta against Americans.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:20 PM (xKb16)

20 >>59 PM (yrol0)

92 77 I have a horde request. I'm about to cancel my auto and home policies with State Farm after being a customer for almost 35 years (longer for my wife). Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?" Thanks.
Posted by: Oddbob at September

The rice stuck in their teeth isn't rice, but maggits.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 22, 2021 12:20 PM (bNf8H)

21 Everything is going to be so fucked up by 2024 there will be no saving it.

Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 12:20 PM (Tnijr)

22 Obama LIED TO US???!!1!!!!

*insert Luke's NOOOOO scream when Darth told him he was his Father*

Posted by: jakee308 at September 22, 2021 12:20 PM (ClrTw)

23 How can you tell if they're Haitians or French speaking Africans?
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 12:18 PM (AwYPR)


Those fuckers all look the same.

Posted by: Washington, DC at September 22, 2021 12:20 PM (KcBMA)

24 Juan Williams was a big promoter of the "deporter in chief" lie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

25 Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?"

Um...no

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:21 PM (xKb16)

26 Oops wrong paste.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 22, 2021 12:21 PM (bNf8H)

27 We have no border effectively. Anyone who wants to come in can come in.

Well not ANYONE. A 6'3" blond Swede who speaks perfect English, has a PhD in Engineering and has never so much as parked illegally, will be put on the first plane back to Stockholm the day his visa expires.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 12:21 PM (GQ5VU)

28 "Everything is going to be so fucked up by 2020 there will be no saving it."

FIFM

Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 12:21 PM (Tnijr)

29 I hear voodoo drums

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

30 Howdy, Ace, howdy, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 22, 2021 12:22 PM (Ai8PR)

31 "Posted by: Oddbob "

I've been happy with Travelers and got a better deal.

Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 12:22 PM (Tnijr)

32 These people campaigned for Hillary. It was impossible to go lower than that.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2021 12:22 PM (2PaTu)

33 29
I think of the African pounding on the drums in Airplane!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 22, 2021 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

34 We are at war with diseased invaders.


Prelude to the great zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 12:22 PM (gmo/4)

35 I never trust anybody who voted for Obama who was over the age of 25. Their opinions on everything are completely invalid because of that level of naïveté, stupidity, brainwashing, herd mentality, and desire to be socially accepted above their own people and country.
Great rule of thumb and still stands today. These people can never be trusted and are not loyal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 22, 2021 12:22 PM (BniLp)

36 Well not ANYONE. A 6'3" blond Swede who speaks perfect English, has a PhD in Engineering and has never so much as parked illegally, will be put on the first plane back to Stockholm the day his visa expires.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 22, 2021 12:21 PM (GQ5VU)

He'll get sent to port au prince.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (xKb16)

37 If the federal government won't follow the law, what is preventing the border area governors from doing everything they can to protect their borders?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

38

I do wonder if these Haitians were flown in on the DNC dime to prove how much Joe Biden cares for THE BLACKS.

It makes sense.

I mean, how the hell did they get there???

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (4WPW/)

39 Thankfully they don't intend to stay very long, right? And I can sleep soundly because catch-and-release has such a high follow-up rate and the illegal aliens involved almost always make their court dates, right? And these people aren't bringing third-world diseases like tuberculosis in, right? And this isn't the Biden maladministration doing precisely what they said they wouldn't do, right? And this isn't being forced down the throats of the target states and communities, right?

RIGHT?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (DCdYk)

40 For years, Cubans fleeing Communism were the only ones granted automatic entry.

The Obama/Biden Junta reversed that. Now all others are ushered in while Cubans are the only runaway slaves automatically returned to Massa.

Massas gotta stick together: "Evil people always support each other, that is their chief strength."--Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (Ndje9)

41 Shoot, Shovel and Shutup seems to be our future. Remember to buy quick lime in quantity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (fWTJL)

42 He'll get sent to port au prince.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (xKb16)


And claim he's not from there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)

43 "what is preventing the border area governors from doing everything they can to protect their borders?"

Shortage of gumption.

Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Tnijr)

44 20 Geico has good customer service in my experience.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Ai8PR)

45 Necesita en barco grande!

Posted by: Haiti at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (L0igc)

46
42 He'll get sent to port au prince.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (xKb16)

And claim he's not from there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)

*brandishes .88 Magnum*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (xKb16)

47 OK Michelle

Posted by: Cognitive Dissonance at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (uf4Im)

48 Bannon reports that the Haitians are abandoning their various passports while in Mexico, because those passports indicate that they have *already* received refugee status from places like Chile, Brazil, Mexico.
So they show up in US with no papers whatsoever.

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (aAP3z)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

51 They'll wear masks and won't touch anything.

I crack myself up.

Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 12:25 PM (L0igc)

52 My guess (and a few unverified sources) is that they are not just releasing the illegals, they are bussing them around the country. Maybe to places with a mayor willing to take them in, so he gets some fed funding? idk about how they decide to distribute the burden ... but my guess it is not the one million since January, but more like 3-5 million.

This is an all out effort to flood us with illegals ... if we get in a prepper situation, these will be the new neighbors .. mostly young men looking for free stuff, out of your basement, if need be. But they will get BigGov benefits/welfare in any case. ... the flood is still coming ... gates are wide open.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2021 12:25 PM (Cus5s)

53 Willowed: Old Cat, aka Chekov, is actually doing a little better. He certainly is no worse. He moved around more easily this morning with almost no stumbling, and ate with more enthusiasm -- 3 separate trips to the food plate.
. . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021

Glad he's somewhat better. Is he purring when you hold him on your lap? That's the important thing that he knows how much you love him.
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2021

***
A day or so ago I tried to settle him on my lap, and he wouldn't have it. But I stroke him and talk to him. Purring? He's been purring all along. Though I have read that cats sometimes do that when they're sick as well as when they're happy/content.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (/XOcP)

54 46 One of the funnier things in Johnny Dangerously.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (Ai8PR)

55 51 They'll wear masks and won't touch anything.

I crack myself up.
Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 12:25 PM (L0igc)

They won't be staying long. Psaki psaid pso.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (xKb16)

56 I bet you that more than half of NeverTrump voted for Obama -- not wanting to miss their moment to be On the Right Side of History.
Posted by: Ace at 01:14 PM

Of course they did. I'd bet Frum, Kristol, and Jonah were among them and toss in Peggy Noonan

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (ONvIw)

57 Illegal aliens are just like fraudulent ballots.


Once they're in, they're in.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (N/iqz)

58 Port au Prince, I want to catch a glimpse

Posted by: Beach Boys, from times long past at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (DCdYk)

59 You guys don't understand what Let It Burn means.

It means let them do whatever as long as they stay out of your face and reach and if they do get within reach make sure it's the last thing that they do or if they win that you do.

Don't think up ways to change stuff or ameliorate the damage or any of that stuff we used to think about. No. It's time for a million strong army of low IQ Black people who've never lived where it's green all the time and there's very few Hurricanes and Volcanos and there's free stuff in all these houses they see along the highway. And no Voodoo Priests giving them crap and making you pay to protect yourself. And you didn't even have to get too wet with a boat ride.

yeah. See how all these open borders dick heads feel about people camping out in their back yard. And raising chickens, pigs and goats.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (ClrTw)

60 blond Swede who speaks perfect English



Please to help me wit my ruck sack?

Posted by: Hot Blonde Swedish Girl at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (gmo/4)

61 So they show up in US with no papers whatsoever.

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 12:24 PM (aAP3z)

Could be the perfect market for fake vax passports.

Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 12:27 PM (AwYPR)

62
yeah. See how all these open borders dick heads feel about people camping out in their back yard. And raising chickens, pigs and goats.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (ClrTw)

I still vote to send them to Long Island or "The Vineyard"

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:27 PM (ONvIw)

63 Stephen Miller issues dire warning: 'There won't be a country if this happens'
https://tinyurl.com/mvu29tr4

He was on Tucker talking about the disaster on the border. Worth a listen.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 22, 2021 12:27 PM (2o90I)

64 60 blond Swede who speaks perfect English



Please to help me wit my ruck sack?
Posted by: Hot Blonde Swedish Girl at September 22, 2021 12:26 PM (gmo/4)

=========

Go to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfgyZDPrt0c

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

65 How can you tell if they're Haitians or French speaking Africans?
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021


***
The latter might actually work?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (/XOcP)

66 >>>Please to help me wit my ruck sack?
Posted by: Hot Blonde Swedish Girl

what's that from? I can see it clearly.

Is it Trading Places?

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (0G13K)

67 I am sure these Haitians have no communicable diseases, covid or otherwise.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (r+sAi)

68 I never trust anybody who voted for Obama who was over the age of 25.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Yup. This is my new rule of thumb. I am not going to bother trying to be friends with someone who can not understand simple concepts, like about the minimum wage, voter ID. The relationship is doomed, why waste time?

Posted by: MikeM at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (xbR8Y)

69 I saw Snaps Whio open for Great White at Palladia in '97.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

70 The truth is that Biden had to import more black folks because all of our native blacks have already been seen in commercials over the last two years.

Posted by: King Harv at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (JPtHE)

71 They'll wear masks and won't touch anything.

I crack myself up.
Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2021 12:25 PM (L0igc)


You joke, but a pic I saw on Daily Mail showed a bunch of them swimming across the river with all their stuff and they were wearing masks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (Ez6QX)

72 63 Stephen Miller issues dire warning: 'There won't be a country if this happens'
https://tinyurl.com/mvu29tr4

He was on Tucker talking about the disaster on the border. Worth a listen.
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 22, 2021 12:27 PM (2o90I)

Um, Steve, that's the idea, if you haven't noticed.

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (ONvIw)

73
what's that from? I can see it clearly.

Is it Trading Places?
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (0G13K)



But you're wearing Lederhosen......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

74 37 If the federal government won't follow the law, what is preventing the border area governors from doing everything they can to protect their borders?
I write Gov Abbott EVERY week
Crickets

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 22, 2021 12:29 PM (0WEXg)

75 >>>70 The truth is that Biden had to import more black folks because all of our native blacks have already been seen in commercials over the last two years.
Posted by: King Harv

hah

don't forget we need actors for Shakespearean plays

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:29 PM (0G13K)

76 >>>15,000 Haitians had taken a boat to Mexico and then attempted to sneak across the porous border.


I saw a report that many of these Haitians are actually coming from South America where they have been living and working. This is why they are so angry about being sent back to Haiti. They came looking to get into America and are now being sent back to a bigger shithole than the one they were in.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (xPl2J)

77 75 >>>70 The truth is that Biden had to import more black folks because all of our native blacks have already been seen in commercials over the last two years.
Posted by: King Harv

hah

don't forget we need actors for Shakespearean plays
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:29 PM (0G13K)

========

Who else could play Caesar?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

78 Is it Trading Places?

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (0G13K)

Yes.

But she's wearing lederhosen.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (gmo/4)

79 If the federal government won't follow the law, what is preventing the border area governors from doing everything they can to protect their borders? ...
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 22, 2021 12:29 PM (0WEXg)
++++
The balls to trigger a nullification crisis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (DCdYk)

80 And he created this fiction to give him cover to continue deporting very few people, and to create the pretext to grant unconstitutional amnesties on illegals.


Oh but they have been ordered to report back to the border for a "hearing". And just like always they will ignore that.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (mpXpK)

81
Stephen Miller issues dire warning

He's a joker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (63Dwl)

82 67 I am sure these Haitians have no communicable diseases, covid or otherwise.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 12:28 PM (r+sAi)

None, except the highest TB rate in the "Americas".

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (ONvIw)

83 Hey, at least we're mixing up the illegal immigrant inflows for a change.

Diversity is our strength after all ... and it better be because certainly our strength is not a high-functioning ruling class, a rational immigration policy, or the rule of law.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (dYe5S)

84 Cheaper than my guess the other day to fly them to cities and let them get out never to see them again

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (G1+S9)

85 I saw a report that many of these Haitians are actually coming from South America where they have been living and working. This is why they are so angry about being sent back to Haiti. They came looking to get into America and are now being sent back to a bigger shithole than the one they were in.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (xPl2J)
++++
That's the rumor I read. That a lot of them are refugees from the earthquake and now their Latin American host countries are about to declare that the emergency is long since over and they're all going home. So they're making a run for the US Border to get resettled here rather than be deported back to Haiti.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (DCdYk)

86 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (arJlL)

87 I saw a report that many of these Haitians are actually coming from South America where they have been living and working. This is why they are so angry about being sent back to Haiti. They came looking to get into America and are now being sent back to a bigger shithole than the one they were in.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (xPl2J)

Shoulda stayed in Brazil

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (ONvIw)

88 79 The balls to trigger a nullification crisis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (DCdYk)

This will not be a "nullification", it will be an enforcement of the law that Biden is nullifying.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (mpXpK)

89 deport everyone at the southern border to Haiti and this shit would cease overnight.

Posted by: x at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (oA+QO)

90 obligatory sources say lie etc bullshit from me

Wasn't there a flight of Haitians to FL that got caught and DeathSantis was all okay what the actual fuck?

Also, seriously, one of these days DeSantis is going to use the really bad words in public. It's going to be awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (mf5HN)

91 I saw a report that many of these Haitians are actually coming from South America where they have been living and working. This is why they are so angry about being sent back to Haiti. They came looking to get into America and are now being sent back to a bigger shithole than the one they were in.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (xPl2J)

Not my problem. Get the fuck out now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (KcBMA)

92 I've been happy with Travelers and got a better deal.

That request was in the Quick Hits post that got mysteriously vaporized a couple of days ago so I have no idea how it got cut-n-pasted here but I appreciate the recommendation.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (nfrXX)

93 15,000 Haitians had taken a boat to Mexico and then attempted to sneak across the porous border.
--

Did they charter a boat?
What boats go from Haiti to Mexico?
What boats go from Haiti to anywhere?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (F/QnQ)

94 The Haitians who are being deported are the ones who presented passports indicating that they already had refugee status.
So, the Mexico side of the river has about an acre sized trash heap where they ditch their IDs, passports, etc.

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (aAP3z)

95 Inga From Sweden


https://tinyurl.com/46wrnrnu

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (0G13K)

96
Shoulda stayed in Brazil
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (ONvIw

Right?

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (xKb16)

97
Not my problem. Get the fuck out now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (KcBMA)


Yep.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

98 In Targeting Haitians, Biden May Execute The Largest Mass Expulsion of Asylum-Seekers in Recent History
---
I said yesterday, that Haitians are more likely to vote for Pubbies, so don't expect them to be as likely to stay around.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (XHhHI)

99 37 If the federal government won't follow the law, what is preventing the border area governors from doing everything they can to protect their borders?
_____________

Federal courts, for one thing.

AZ tried repeatedly to control its border in the past, only to be sued time and time again by Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (k4dH2)

100
Diversity is our strength after all ... and it better be because certainly our strength is not a high-functioning ruling class, a rational immigration policy, or the rule of law.
Posted by: Match Checksout at September 22, 2021 12:31 PM (dYe5S)

The law is dead if you're Richie Rich, a minority donk, or an illegal

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (ONvIw)

101 This will not be a "nullification", it will be an enforcement of the law that Biden is nullifying.
Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (mpXpK)
++++
It would be nullification. Immigration and border issues are firmly in the purview of the federal government. Whether they enforce it or not, it is their issue and the states don't get to set policy there. States taking their own actions would be a violation of federal law, and Abbott doesn't have the stones to do that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (DCdYk)

102 Speaking of Lederhosen. I think the new Sam Adams Oktoberfest commercials featuring your cousin, from Boston are great.

Oktoberfest = OK to Ber Fest.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (gmo/4)

103 lederhosen just means "leather trousers," right?

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (0G13K)

104 "Not me! I totally voted for Trump!"
-Ed Morrisey
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

Twice!

A bit ago he made that claim that he voted for Trump twice. Does he think we're completely brain dead? Does he understand that was why they had to change the comment system? So many people were on his and Allahpukeit's ass that they had to do something so they divorced their reader base. They've mostly come back now that they switched from a Facebook based commenting.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (ClrTw)

105 >>>deport everyone at the southern border to Haiti and this shit would cease overnight.
Posted by: x at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (oA+QO)

=======

It's not about the nail.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (q1Yqp)

106 President of Croatia - We will not be vaccinated anymore!
Croatians have been "vaccinated enough" and should be allowed to accept the risks of becoming infected with COVID on their own terms, according to President Zoran Milanovic.
President Milanovic broke with the majority of his contemporaries in expressing frustration over medical authoritarianism and COVID hysteria pushed by the mainstream media and globalists.
"Croatia is 'not sufficiently vaccinated,' unlike the E.U. average. We are only at 50 percent," Milanovic said in recent statements to the press. "I don't care. We're vaccinated enough and everyone knows it."
"We need to know what the goal of this frenzy is. If the goal is to completely eradicate the virus, then we have the goal. I have not heard that this is the goal. If someone tells me it's a goal, I will tell him he's out of his mind."
"I start every day with CNN and those few channels and I wonder if I am normal or are they crazy," he said. "They spread panic. They do it from the beginning."

"There is no life without risk, without the possibility of getting sick. People get sick from a thousand other more serious things,...

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (2o90I)

107 I said yesterday, that Haitians are more likely to vote for Pubbies, so don't expect them to be as likely to stay around.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (XHhHI)

They're donks. If you want black GOP immigrants choose the Christian minorities from muslim lands. They hate the islamophobia bullshit

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:34 PM (ONvIw)

108 Leather leggings i think.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 22, 2021 12:34 PM (ClrTw)

109 The Haitian I saw interviewed spoke Spanish.
I thought they spoke a French creole language.

Either way, where in TX or AZ is a black person who doesn't speak English going to settle in?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:34 PM (F/QnQ)

110 "There is no life without risk, without the possibility of getting sick. People get sick from a thousand other more serious things,...
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (2o90I)

Like TB from Haiti and A-stan

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:35 PM (ONvIw)

111 Either way, where in TX or AZ is a black person who doesn't speak English going to settle in?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:34 PM (F/QnQ)
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Wherever DHS dumps them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 12:35 PM (DCdYk)

112 >>> Biden made a great show of supposedly arranging flights to deport these illegals back to Haiti.

>>>And again, he got his open borders allies to claim he was The Deporter in Chief.

As per usual, these brown people are just political props for the left.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 12:35 PM (KnJdm)

113 1. Flood the blue states to swell their population numbers
2. Flood the red states to dilute their voter base
3. Make sure illegals are counted in the census
4. Moar blue state representatives in the House!
5. Moar blue gimmie-gimmie voters in red states!
6. Resist Voter ID laws toll doomsday
7. Eternal profit!!!

Posted by: Leftist underpants gnome with a solid plan this time at September 22, 2021 12:35 PM (EaEMG)

114 swimming across the river with wearing masks.
Posted by: Jordan61
Probably makes sense. Francois, you need to show the Americans that you will abide by their rules, no matter how ridiculous.

Posted by: MikeM at September 22, 2021 12:36 PM (xbR8Y)

115 >>> The Haitian I saw interviewed spoke Spanish.
I thought they spoke a French creole language.

I think they mostly speak french but they do share an island with spanish speaking Dominican Republic so probably a lot of creole or bilingualism

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 12:36 PM (0G13K)

116 I said yesterday, that Haitians are more likely to vote for Pubbies, so don't expect them to be as likely to stay around.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (XHhHI)

Please, stop with the "who they will vote for" crap. I don't care. I want them all gone.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 22, 2021 12:36 PM (EpDzw)

117 Fuck NeverTrump most of all who need to be skull fucked.

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at September 22, 2021 12:36 PM (jV+aN)

118 If we had an opposition party fighting for us, they would propose;
1) When we gain power we will close the border with Mexico. Not exceptions
2) We will focus all Of our resources on alien removal
3) We will put a 50% tax on all Mexican products, and withhold all foreign aid
4) We will put a 40% tax on all remittances to Mexico and other LATAM nations, and set monthly limits of $1,000 per person
5) We will deny all federal and state benefits for illegal immigrants.

But of course Republicans are too busy floating in Frank Luntz's pool and eating steaks at Capital Grille to care. Peasants.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 22, 2021 12:36 PM (Tckfm)

119

"Stephen Miller issues dire warning: 'There won't be a country if this happens'"

No shit, really, had no idea.

Isn't that the idea?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 22, 2021 12:37 PM (4WPW/)

120 Posted by: artisanal ette at September 22, 2021 12:33 PM (2o90I)

Second first look at Croatia?

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 12:37 PM (KnJdm)

121 109 The Haitian I saw interviewed spoke Spanish.
I thought they spoke a French creole language.

Either way, where in TX or AZ is a black person who doesn't speak English going to settle in?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:34 PM (F/QnQ)

Maybe this one was working in South America first. They do speak French, the official languages are French and Haitian Creole.

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:37 PM (ONvIw)

122 Now see?

We can have nice Haitian things.

Posted by: Papa Miklos Doc at September 22, 2021 12:38 PM (QzkSJ)

123 The truth is that Biden had to import more black folks because all of our native blacks have already been seen in commercials over the last two years.
Posted by: King Harv

hah
don't forget we need actors for Shakespearean plays
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021
========

Who else could play Caesar?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021


***
The guy playing the central figure in those Caesar's Sportsbook ads

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 12:38 PM (/XOcP)

124 The lies just can't be generated fast enough for these cretins.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2021 12:38 PM (Xrfse)

125 We are at war with diseased invaders.


Prelude to the great zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 12:22 PM (gmo/4)

The diseased invaders are just pawns. Our government is at war with us.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 12:38 PM (KnJdm)

126 I said yesterday, that Haitians are more likely to vote for Pubbies, so don't expect them to be as likely to stay around.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:32 PM (XHhHI)

Please, stop with the "who they will vote for" crap. I don't care. I want them all gone.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 22, 2021 12:36 PM (EpDzw)
---
Do you read advocacy into everything. Read what I said. Where's the "Yay!"?

What does "likelihood" mean? Is that analytical or pro or con?

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:38 PM (XHhHI)

127

Something's gotta give.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (2o90I)

128 Please, stop with the "who they will vote for" crap. I don't care. I want them all gone.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 22, 2021 12:36 PM (EpDzw)

All the ones I know vote donk. The people from Nigeria and Ghana often don't, unless muz

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (ONvIw)

129 Is there anybody left in Haiti? The Dominicans are gonna move right in.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

130 All Haitians speak creole. They stopped teaching French in schools awhile ago, so fewer and fewer speak French every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (sxX7H)

131 Well tauntaun my coot...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (xKb16)

132 All the ones I know vote donk. The people from Nigeria and Ghana often don't, unless muz
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (ONvIw)
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I read that Haitians hate the Clintons.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (XHhHI)

133 "Who else could play Caesar?"

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Kodos at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (Tnijr)

134 first look at Croatia?
Posted by: flounder

Renovated medieval monastery with solar panels and wind turbines.

Waaay ahead of you.

Posted by: Brother Superior Miklos at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (QzkSJ)

135 With all the french speaking Haitians, there has to be some sort of Royale with cheese joke right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 22, 2021 12:40 PM (mDw0A)

136 DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Robbing the homes Americans wont rob.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

137 129 Is there anybody left in Haiti? The Dominicans are gonna move right in.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

I think the Dominicans are perfectly happy to not live in a shithole.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:40 PM (xKb16)

138 Lederhosen is German for assful chaps.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 12:40 PM (mbFEM)

139 ---
I read that Haitians hate the Clintons.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (XHhHI)

But they had no issue with Obama or Biden, and the ones I know here, largely live in Trenton or New Brunswick and are straight party donks.

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:41 PM (ONvIw)

140 Either way, where in TX or AZ is a black person who doesn't speak English going to settle in?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:34 PM


Amarillo has taken more "refugees" per capita than any place in Texas for decades.

Posted by: huerfano at September 22, 2021 12:41 PM (MzKgG)

141 I can't find the link now but there was someone on the ground at the Port au Prince airport and he said there was no more than a handful that were returned.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 22, 2021 12:41 PM (4thlk)

142 We do have a shortage of coffin dancers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 12:41 PM (T1fV4)

143

" 15,000 Haitians had taken a boat to Mexico and then attempted to sneak across the porous border. "

All on one boat?

Hookay...

Someone shipped these people in.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 22, 2021 12:41 PM (4WPW/)

144 I would love to see these Red states find the "refugees" coming in and ship them to blue enclaves.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 22, 2021 12:42 PM (Xpj5t)

145 144: Straight to Suffolk County, lot's of room

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:42 PM (ONvIw)

146 The revolution is successful. But survival depends on drastic measures. Your continued existence represents a threat to the well-being of society. Your lives mean slow death to the more valued members of the colony. Therefore, I have no alternative but to sentence you to death

Posted by: Kodos at September 22, 2021 12:43 PM (Tnijr)

147 They don't need to fly illegals to Tucson. They can have the ones they caught this morning on Fort Huachuca coming out of Garden Canyon.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at September 22, 2021 12:43 PM (N3El/)

148 Will we now be told to learn French as well as Spanish and Pashto, to be considered tolerant, immigrant-loving Americans? Neither Joe nor Kamalala speak those languages. That makes them immigrant-haters, right?

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (AMIL/)

149 Well tauntaun my coot...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 12:39 PM (xKb16)


I always heard it as "all the romance of a tart on a coot."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

150 If Biden isn't deporting Haitians but is making the case they are, then it's still arguably "disparate impact", and then "racist".

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (XHhHI)

151
biden's fake approval (gallup fake polling) is 43%

That means his real approval is 0.80 x 43 = 34.4%.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (8XBHQ)

152 Catch and release, again.

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#Soon to be followed by Rein Migration.

Out: Chain Migration.
In: Rein Migration.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (xeYua)

153
They're donks. If you want black GOP immigrants choose the Christian minorities from muslim lands. They hate the islamophobia bullshit

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:34 PM (ONvIw)
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And they qualify as refugees.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (F/QnQ)

154 Treasonous bastard and his Junta.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 12:45 PM (iDcra)

155 I read that Haitians hate the Clintons.
Posted by: Axeman

I mentioned the other day. That when a president gives you citizenship, you are indebted to that party for life. I saw this with my FIL. Kennedy gave him citizenship, and he voted D, D, D. I would not be surprised that some person processing the invaders is paid to say, [Remember that Biden and the dems gave you this gift]

About your idea. Kanye has this quote on his Donda album
Earthquakes will strike this nation for what Bush did to Rwanda (facts)
What the Clintons did to Haiti and Downing Street did to Ghana

Posted by: MikeM at September 22, 2021 12:45 PM (xbR8Y)

156 Amarillo has taken more "refugees" per capita than any place in Texas for decades.
Posted by: huerfano

Businesses probably have signs posted: "English spoken here"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 12:45 PM (mD/uy)

157 STRENGTH IS OUR DIVERSITY

OUR DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH

STRENGTH OUR DIVERSITY IS

Posted by: Bureaucratic Miklos just witining for that sweet GS-15 pension at September 22, 2021 12:45 PM (QzkSJ)

158 biden's fake approval (gallup fake polling) is 43%

That means his real approval is 0.80 x 43 = 34.4%.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (8XBHQ)
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Gaslight is 55% favorable.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:45 PM (XHhHI)

159
Also, the twitter Imams and their NPC bots at twitter tried to make #respectbiden a trending tag.

I suppose to counter the #fuckbiden?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:45 PM (8XBHQ)

160 Texas should just start a convoy of Haitians to Martha's Vineyard. Maybe another shuttle of Haitians to Malibu. This will get the attention of the beautiful people.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:46 PM (fWTJL)

161 Shoulda stayed in Brazil
Posted by: CN

They shoulda stood in bed.

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (arJlL)

162 And they qualify as refugees.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (F/QnQ)
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Good thing they don't have to live like that.

Posted by: Tom Petty at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (XHhHI)

163 What us there to respect about that demented old circus monkey? He was nasty and stupid before he became demented.

Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (CYnTg)

164 We do have a shortage of coffin dancers.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Turn that frown upside down!

Posted by: Miklos and His All-Girl Barbadian Funeral Dancing Steel Band at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (QzkSJ)

165 a fundamentally changed America. Well, they are getting what they want. When America achieves third world shithole level no one will want to come here. Bad news is we are still living here

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (hV9ir)

166
80 million "votes" but has a majority disapproval rating.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (8XBHQ)

167 And they qualify as refugees.

Posted by: Braenyard

Funny how that's just about the only group not allowed in (besides Cubans). Baracky turned them away, too. But that surely is a coinky dink.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (Xpj5t)

168 "I would love to see these Red states find the "refugees" coming in and ship them to blue enclaves."


This is what Abbott should be doing if he isn't going to use the NG. Buy some buses, rent some planes, whatever and take these people out of Texas. Pay them if you have to to go to NY, DC, VA, etc.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 22, 2021 12:47 PM (4thlk)

169 Tortilla vendors.
Goat herders.
Dreadlocks and voodoo dolls.

What next?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

170
btw, notice how the fake "isis-k" has disappeared?

Where'd they all go?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:48 PM (8XBHQ)

171 It's funny in an infuriating way to hear Schumer talking about immigration law and following it.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (mbFEM)

172 4 out of 5 Mail In Ballots disapprove of Biden's performance as prez.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (fWTJL)

173 Inga From Sweden


https://tinyurl.com/46wrnrnu
Posted by: ace

Lmfao
I just watched that and was squinting thinking when Inga entered the joke would be she was a man because it looked like a man in drag especially with that lantern jaw and huge skull.
Then the boobs appear and I squint harder and it's James Lee Curtis. I guess that's the insider's joke because that really is a man.
lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (BniLp)

174 btw, notice how the fake "isis-k" has disappeared?

Where'd they all go?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:48 PM (8XBHQ)


Local story.

- Charles Gibson

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

175
Notice how the Talibam are out of the fake news cycle?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (8XBHQ)

176 160 Texas should just start a convoy of Haitians to Martha's Vineyard. Maybe another shuttle of Haitians to Malibu. This will get the attention of the beautiful people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:46 PM (fWTJL)

They are an island people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (Y5qcH)

177 We're in a heap o trouble.

Posted by: Character from Mayberry RFD at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (mBivr)

178 To anyone saying that we're losing our country because of this...

Uh uh.

We have lost our country. This is just the salting of the earth to make sure it can never rise again.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (KbCG3)

179 This is all payback for the Clinton Foundation Earthquake relief scam and of course F-U Amerikkka. This is also why you haven't heard from Wyclef Jean(bought off) and of course the recently departed Haitian preznit, Jovenel Moise.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (u6xw0)

180 Where'd they all go?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:48 PM (8XBHQ)


They were all in the van with the NGO workers family.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (mbFEM)

181 170
btw, notice how the fake "isis-k" has disappeared?

Where'd they all go?
-----------------
They are huddled in a van down by the river with the Baby NAZIs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (fWTJL)

182 Saw on Insty the admin admitted only 3% of the Afghans coming in were visa holders. Surprise. Surprise.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (Xpj5t)

183 172 4 out of 5 Mail In Ballots disapprove of Biden's performance as prez.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:49 PM (fWTJL)

=========

*clicks pen and readies for work*
-Philadelphia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

184 This is where having a Supreme Court justice with two adopted Haitian kids is a big minus. She'll never rule to send them home.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (5HBd1)

185
Remember how we "pivoted" to hurricanes last week?

Now we're "pivoting" back to fabricated racism.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (8XBHQ)

186 ---Maybe this one was working in South America first. They do speak French, the official languages are French and Haitian Creole.

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:37 PM (ONvIw)
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French speaking black man in South Texas.
That's a fit.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (F/QnQ)

187 Not liking this trend.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

188 I bet you that more than half of NeverTrump voted for Obama -- not wanting to miss their moment to be On the Right Side of History.

There is no "NeverTrump". That was just a cover for Deep State leftists to vote Democrat/Deep State.

Illegal "immigration" has been an issue since Bush 43. 2006 was the Gang of 8 or 14 or whateverthefuck it was when McCain and Grahmnesty and Bush 43 worked together to try to ram through amnesty.

I had only been following politics for 5 years at that point in my life and it opened my eyes to the fact that our government is not made up of Republicans and Democrats, but rather Deep Staters (Democrats + GOPe) and everyone else.

"NeverTrump" people are simply GOPe people. Who have been around since at least the 2006 amnesty push.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 22, 2021 12:51 PM (Do5/p)

189 At least voodoo science is fun.

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 12:51 PM (S1hrL)

190
French speaking black man in South Texas.
That's a fit.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (F/QnQ)



You ain't from 'round here, are ya?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

191 btw, notice how the fake "isis-k" has disappeared?

Where'd they all go?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:48 PM (8XBHQ)
.......

Minneapolis?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

192 148 Will we now be told to learn French as well as Spanish and Pashto, to be considered tolerant, immigrant-loving Americans? Neither Joe nor Kamalala speak those languages. That makes them immigrant-haters, right?

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2021 12:44 PM (AMIL/)

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The official language of whatever remains of the former USA will eventually be Pig Ebonics, taught to Hunter Biden's father by Corn Pop -- and taught to Kumala by Willie Brown under the sheets.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 12:52 PM (xeYua)

193 You want to hear really funny? DHS has restricted border crossings in Canada and Mexico to just essential requirements again.


The gaslighting. It burns!

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 12:52 PM (mbFEM)

194 >>>Where'd they all go?
-----------------
They are huddled in a van down by the river with the Baby NAZIs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:50 PM (fWTJL)
----------------

Did they shoot the baby?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:52 PM (F/QnQ)

195 Meghan McCain: Who knew Biden would turn out to be this awful?
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*Raises hand*

Posted by: That Guy Who Watched CSPAN For Decades at September 22, 2021 12:53 PM (XHhHI)

196 We're gonna need more government lawn care training programs.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

197 All of this is happening because they blackballed Tarzan movies back in the 1980s. We need moar Tarzan movies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:53 PM (fWTJL)

198
Did they shoot the baby?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:52 PM (F/QnQ)


I'd say they threw it out with the bath water, but they don't bathe, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Take *your* jab and shove it!

Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at September 22, 2021 12:53 PM (ynUFw)

200 What happened to remain in Mexico? We can just ignore federal judgements we don't like now?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (mdgQ7)

201 160 Texas should just start a convoy of Haitians to Martha's Vineyard. Maybe another shuttle of Haitians to Malibu. This will get the attention of the beautiful people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:46 PM (fWTJL)

It's a Federal Problem.... send them to DC.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (oHd/0)

202 What happened to remain in Mexico? We can just ignore federal judgements we don't like now?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (mdgQ7)

---------

Who's gonna stop them?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (kTF2Z)

203 160 Texas should just start a convoy of Haitians to Martha's Vineyard. Maybe another shuttle of Haitians to Malibu. This will get the attention of the beautiful people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:46 PM (fWTJL)

They are an island people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 12
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Fire Island

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (F/QnQ)

204 "French" speaking? come on. It's creole. A whole different language. Incomprehensible.

But kids will learn how to make voodoo dolls in school.

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (S1hrL)

205 btw, notice how the fake "isis-k" has disappeared?

Where'd they all go?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:48 PM (8XBHQ)
---
Gone to goats, every one.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:55 PM (XHhHI)

206 What happened to remain in Mexico? We can just ignore federal judgements we don't like now?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (mdgQ7)


Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 12:55 PM (KcBMA)

207 Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, aye-ya-ya-ya-ya

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:55 PM (fWTJL)

208 "What happened to remain in Mexico?"

That was rescinded on Jan. 20, 2021, along with all the other Trump executive orders.

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 12:55 PM (aAP3z)

209 You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:51 PM

Durned furriners.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 12:55 PM (dkvcO)

210 200 What happened to remain in Mexico? We can just ignore federal judgements we don't like now?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 12:54 PM (mdgQ7)


Yes. For certain values of "we"

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 12:55 PM (mbFEM)

211 Meghan McCain: Who knew Biden would turn out to be this awful?
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*Raises hand*
Posted by: That Guy Who Watched CSPAN For Decades at September 22, 2021 12:53 PM (XHhHI)


Everyone but you and your mother, fatass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 12:55 PM (Ez6QX)

212 Meghan McCain: Who knew Biden would turn out to be this awful?


I'll just leave this here.......


https://youtu.be/74BzSTQCl_c?t=10

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

213 201 160 Texas should just start a convoy of Haitians to Martha's Vineyard. Maybe another shuttle of Haitians to Malibu. This will get the attention of the beautiful people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:46 PM (fWTJL)

It's a Federal Problem.... send them to DC.
----------------
We are over run by Asians and El Salvadorans. No room at the inn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 12:56 PM (fWTJL)

214 French speaking black man in South Texas.
That's a fit.
Posted by: Braenyard

Non, cher, pas d'ici

Ils parlent francais comme etrangeres

Posted by: Justin Miklos-Wilson at September 22, 2021 12:56 PM (QzkSJ)

215 Very interesting AR that uses a thumb trigger instead of an index finger trigger. This was developed by the Marines to alleviate trigger involved shooting errors.

ironhorsefirearms.com/iron-horse-spr/

Here's a review of a demo model from 2019.
https://youtu.be/ZQFAAksfRg8?t=67

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 12:56 PM (UW2ZS)

216 203. Nice land around Rehoboth Beach too

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:56 PM (ONvIw)

217 On the radio now: 60,000 illegals waiting south of border to get in as soon as the Haitians ! disperse throughout the interior of what used to the US.

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 12:57 PM (S1hrL)

218 195 Meghan McCain: Who knew Biden would turn out to be this awful?
---

Triangulating an event to appear on the right.
Apple. Tree.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 12:58 PM (F/QnQ)

219 I'll just leave this here.......

https://youtu.be/74BzSTQCl_c?t=10
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)

220 Actually, I have to say, Biden has surpassed my lowest assessments of his ability.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 12:58 PM (XHhHI)

221 Gone to goats, every one.
Posted by: Axeman

heh

Posted by: Marlene Dietrich in US Army Uniform at September 22, 2021 12:58 PM (QzkSJ)

222 If Abbot isn't going to stop this then he needs to have the DPS escort the busses over the New Mexico border.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 12:58 PM (kTF2Z)

223 Are we going to get a flaming skull for the news that Peter Daszak applied to DARPA for grants to do gain of function work on bat viruses specifically to release the results into wild bat populations - including descriptions of exactly the functions that SARS-COV2 had added?

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 22, 2021 12:58 PM (yngc4)
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Exterminate!

Posted by: Peter Dalek at September 22, 2021 12:59 PM (XHhHI)

224 153. Prior to 2008, a Nigerian doc said to me and the Chief of Staff, " if you Jews think Obama is a Christian, you aren't as smart as you think you are"

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 12:59 PM (ONvIw)

225 When the divorce comes, I'd love to see blue America get saddled with all the whiny SJWs and their million pronouns and all the illegals. And red America can sit back and laugh, while polishing their firearms.

That's my dream anyway.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 22, 2021 12:59 PM (Xpj5t)

226 This was developed by the Marines to alleviate trigger involved shooting errors.

That would be pretty much all of them, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 12:59 PM (nfrXX)

227 They'll be scattered around the country like metastatic cancer cells.

Posted by: Frank Therlowe Pulver at September 22, 2021 12:59 PM (z8U5v)

228 On the radio now: 60,000 illegals waiting south of border to get in as soon as the Haitians ! disperse throughout the interior of what used to the US.
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 12:57 PM (S1hrL)


Well isn't that just super.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 22, 2021 01:00 PM (Ez6QX)

229 Come to think of it a Wyclef Jean and Tony, Toni, Tone comeback would be tits.

//

Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2021 01:00 PM (u6xw0)

230 btw, notice how the fake "isis-k" has disappeared?

Where'd they all go?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 12:48 PM (8XBHQ)

When you blow up a carload of isis-k-12, you really send a message.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 22, 2021 01:00 PM (uhPTO)

231 39 Thankfully they don't intend to stay very long, right? And I can sleep soundly because catch-and-release has such a high follow-up rate and the illegal aliens involved almost always make their court dates, right? And these people aren't bringing third-world diseases like tuberculosis in, right? And this isn't the Biden maladministration doing precisely what they said they wouldn't do, right? And this isn't being forced down the throats of the target states and communities, right?

RIGHT?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 12:23 PM (DCdYk)

++++
They will take in Disneyland, stroll around Grauman's Chinese Theater to look at footprints, a quick trip to the Grand Canyon, then they're on airplanes flying back home.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 22, 2021 01:00 PM (XZvba)

232 HAITI HAS NO HOME HERE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 01:00 PM (5lbKt)

233 Saw on the news last night that on 8/21 there were 30K Haitains massed at a Mexico border crossing and they stormed the Mexican border facilities.

So. . . we've only seen about half of what's to come, at least from that particular group. No doubt more on the way w/the help of international NGOs that sepcialize in moving refugees into Western nations.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM (ewXOW)

234 Can't WAIT for the tuberculosis outbreak.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM (xKb16)

235 Surely there is bus service to the Hamptons, Fire Island, Block Island, and the Cape.

Or how about Beacon Hill, Boston?

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM (S1hrL)

236 Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM (5lbKt)

237 We know that Meggie Mac and her mom voted for Biden. Her dad did everything he could to undermine Trump and lie regarding the faux dossier. Now Megs writes an op ed crying about what a horrible President Biden is including that he is worse than Carter.

A little too late.

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM (oiNtH)

238 HAITI HAS NO HOME HERE
Posted by: Moron Robbie

HOMOS

MOAR HOMOS

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharptone at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM (QzkSJ)

239 ISIS-K merged with the Lincoln Project. Couldn't pass up all the work grooming young boys.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM (XHhHI)

240 195 Meghan McCain: Who knew Biden would turn out to be this awful?
---

That comment by Meghan boggles my mind.
To be fair the thought of Senile Joe still makes Jen Rubin wet.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (cSyAR)

241 They are takin our jabs!

Taken our jabs?

Takin our jaaaabs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (mdgQ7)

242 Does Meggie Mac think that op ed makes her look good?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (kTF2Z)

243 > "French" speaking? come on. It's creole. A whole different language. Incomprehensible.

Yeah. Creole and proper French are about as far apart as this guy https://bit.ly/2XDg5mX and an Oxford literature professor.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (UW2ZS)

244 Think we'll get some good Haiti-Mex fusion restaurants out of the deal?

Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (u6xw0)

245 >>On the radio now: 60,000 illegals waiting south of border to get in as soon as the Haitians ! disperse throughout the interior of what used to the US.


Holy sh#t, that's bad.
Biden admin will give them chain migration, Pelosi and Schumer will give them amnesty, so that's 60K + family to arrive later

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (ewXOW)

246
242 Does Meggie Mac think that op ed makes her look good?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (kTF2Z)

Makes her ass look fat.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (xKb16)

247 >demented old circus monkey

Ah, King of Queens. Classic.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (8548M)

248 They are takin our jabs!

Taken our jabs?

Takin our jaaaabs!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (mdgQ7)

***

We find this misleading!
- Facebook and Twitter Clot Shot Bot

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (5lbKt)

249 Takin our jaaaabs!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Chowdah!

Posted by: Fully integrated New England Haitian Miklos at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (QzkSJ)

250 Does Meggie Mac think that op ed makes her look good?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (kTF2Z)
++++
Probably. She trusted her friend, Duke, and she feels upset, confused and betrayed. Pity her, but don't blame her...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (DCdYk)

251 Or how about Beacon Hill, Boston?
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:01 PM

If it displaces the hacks, it might actually improve Beacon Hill.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (dkvcO)

252 Well, that's just great. My stupid governor couldn't wait to say how excited he was to greet Afghans into our state. Now I guess we'll be super-excited to host Haitians. *sigh*

Posted by: abbynormal at September 22, 2021 01:04 PM (Xpj5t)

253
Makes her ass look fat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (xKb16)


Her back fat takes care of that......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

254 We still going to 10, 11, or 20 million as the number of illegal aliens here? You know, the number that hasn't been updated (whichever one you choose) since 2010?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:04 PM (DCdYk)

255 > That would be pretty much all of them, wouldn't it?

Not really. There's also stance issues, sight picture issues, breath control, cheek weld, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 01:04 PM (UW2ZS)

256

Media has been given orders to normalize this horseshit for the lib idiots to drink up.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (4WPW/)

257 Makes her ass look fat.
Posted by: Insomniac

What doesn't?

Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (QzkSJ)

258 ISIS K sounds like competition for Kellogg's Special K.

Coming to your cereal aisle soon. Prize in box!

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (S1hrL)

259 Holy sh#t, that's bad.
Biden admin will give them chain migration, Pelosi and Schumer will give them amnesty, so that's 60K + family to arrive later
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:02 PM (ewXOW)

Now, add in the BIG increase in food stamps?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (oHd/0)

260
258 ISIS K sounds like competition for Kellogg's Special K.

Coming to your cereal aisle soon. Prize in box!
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (S1hrL)

Kaboom!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (xKb16)

261 And let's assume the number is actually 20 million illegal aliens. That's certainly low, but let's go with it.
That 6% of everyone in this country. That's huge, and that's a problem, especially because the number is possibly double that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (DCdYk)

262 222 If Abbot isn't going to stop this then he needs to have the DPS escort the busses over the New Mexico border.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 12:58 PM (kTF2Z)
--------

He made a good show of it the other day but he's dropped the ball. Craw fishing, he is.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (F/QnQ)

263 Makes her ass look fat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (xKb16)
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Germany twice attacked what makes her ass look fat...THE WORLD.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (XHhHI)

264 We still going to 10, 11, or 20 million as the number of illegal aliens here? You know, the number that hasn't been updated (whichever one you choose) since 2010?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

It was between 10 and 30 million in the late 90's.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (BniLp)

265 Well, that's just great. My stupid governor couldn't wait to say how excited he was to greet Afghans into our state.

**

It's important for Americans who understand what America is and what it means to be American to welcome and embrace permanent residents to America who have no moral or ethical similarities, who know nothing of America, and who have no intention of assimilating into America.

Celebrate diversity is strength in it together!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (5lbKt)

266 Now, add in the BIG increase in food stamps?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (oHd/0)

Oh, SNAP!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (xKb16)

267 Well, that's just great. My stupid governor couldn't wait to say how excited he was to greet Afghans into our state. Now I guess we'll be super-excited to host Haitians. *sigh*
Posted by: abbynormal at September 22, 2021 01:04 PM (Xpj

What dumb ass gov was that? S//he welcoming them to the gov's mansion? Lots of bedrooms...

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (S1hrL)

268 ISIS K sounds like competition for Kellogg's Special K.

Coming to your cereal aisle soon. Prize in box!

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (S1hrL)


Special K was the code name of the team of Feds in the picture earlier today of the 1/6 "protest".


Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (gmo/4)

269 This pretty brunette with generous sideboob is getting a tuberculosis booster shot just in case these "refugees" land in her neighborhood:
https://is.gd/TNnKuy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (DCdYk)

270 You know things are bad when the AP publishes a story like this. We're living out The Camp of the Saints in real-time.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (ocKFO)

271 This is from back when Obama opened the border, but applicable now, too:

Importing Revolution

One sign of an imperial government is that it does what it wishes with whole populations. . . The motives behind moving whole populations via executive fiat break down into two main categories.

One is to prevent revolution and unrest by moving and quarantining what are considered indigestible peoples in order to weaken their resistance to the powers that be.

But there is a second reason for moving people around, and that is to foster revolution by actively promoting unrest. The goal is to achieve "fundamental transformation" of a country by tearing down existing structures, replacing them with a new order of government. . .
https://tinyurl.com/49rf3fym

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (ewXOW)

272 If you missed my PSA in the last thread, check to see if your Netgear router is on this list.

https://bit.ly/3zyyqyK

They found a severe bug in the firmware and you need to update.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (UW2ZS)

273 (ewXOW)

Now, add in the BIG increase in food stamps?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 01:05 PM (oHd/0)
------------

That's OK, you can afford it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (F/QnQ)

274 254 We still going to 10, 11, or 20 million as the number of illegal aliens here? You know, the number that hasn't been updated (whichever one you choose) since 2010?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:04 PM (DCdYk)

750,000 VISA overstays per year.

Yet somehow, we don't have more illegals...

I'd estimate 30 million, at a minimum at this point. Yeah, almost 10% of our total population.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (oHd/0)

275 Fed continues to sit on their hands

Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 01:07 PM (uCLWI)

276 Somehow illegal alien numbers were the only population that remained the same since the early 80s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 22, 2021 01:08 PM (5lbKt)

277 Stephen Miller issues dire warning

He's a joker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 12:30 PM (63Dwl)



Some call him the gangster of love.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

278 Let's send all the illegals to Delaware. Those guys are loaded with Credit Card Money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 01:08 PM (fWTJL)

279 Celebrate diversity is strength in it together!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 22, 2021 01:06 PM (5lbKt)
......

You forgot this: We Can Do This! It's who we are...

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:08 PM (S1hrL)

280 "Just getting this in the name field."

Two can play that.

Posted by: f'd - WIN! - Whip Immigration Now! at September 22, 2021 01:09 PM (Tnijr)

281 Article one , Section 10 of the Constitution acknowledges the right states to have armies to repel invasion.

When are states going to avail themselves of that right?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 22, 2021 01:09 PM (90fhE)

282 Posted by: Lizzy

da

Posted by: Miklos "Yuri" Bezmenov at September 22, 2021 01:09 PM (QzkSJ)

283 My sibling is a US Marshal. He was sent to Del Rio today, then is going to Haiti. I guess he'll be returning the 3 or 4 who didn't "make the cut."

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 01:09 PM (O+I8R)

284 This is all happening because we're too afraid to do anything about it. We're too afraid of what the media and politicians say about us.

This is a country addicted to fear.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 22, 2021 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)

285 I bet you that more than half of NeverTrump voted for Obama -- not wanting to miss their moment to be On the Right Side of History.

I was proud to vote for Obama.

Posted by: John McVain at September 22, 2021 01:11 PM (nZPC8)

286 Article one , Section 10 of the Constitution acknowledges the right states to have armies to repel invasion.

When are states going to avail themselves of that right?
Posted by: Goatweed


One reason why Hot Wheels is on his way out. We've been asking the same question.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:11 PM (OCTRt)

287 And Fox played into this by not going to follow where the immigrants were being sent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

288 DIVERSE CELEBRATIONS OF STRENGTH

Posted by: Miklos, somewhat familiar from the Old Days at September 22, 2021 01:11 PM (QzkSJ)

289 "I was proud to vote for Obama."

And my ability to suck my own...

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 01:11 PM (B0mGw)

290 284 This is all happening because we're too afraid to do anything about it. We're too afraid of what the media and politicians say about us.

This is a country addicted to fear.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 22, 2021 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)

And fentanyl.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:11 PM (xKb16)

291 This is all happening because we're too afraid to do anything about it. We're too afraid of what the media and politicians say about us.

This is a country addicted to fear.

**

Maybe, but I'd argue that it's a country suffering from disillusions of law.

We've been operating under the assumption that it meant something for 20+ year, when in reality it doesn't exist except to punish. 10% or so of the population is being woken up with a bucket of cold water in regards to what has happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 22, 2021 01:12 PM (5lbKt)

292 Makes her ass look fat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:03 PM (xKb16)

-------------

That and twinkies and ding dongs and crocodiles and Kampala's favorite, Ho Hos.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 01:12 PM (kTF2Z)

293 284 we're afraid of losing our jobs

Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 01:12 PM (ONvIw)

294 >>>This is a country addicted to fear.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 22, 2021 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)

=====

Yo. Bro, I can hook you up.

Posted by: CNN at September 22, 2021 01:12 PM (q1Yqp)

295 NYPost:
Haitian migrants hijack bus, briefly escape en route to deportation flight: report

Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

296
That and twinkies and ding dongs and crocodiles and Kampala's favorite, Ho Hos.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 01:12 PM (kTF2Z)

Crocodiles?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (xKb16)

297 I bet you that more than half of NeverTrump voted for Obama -- not wanting to miss their moment to be On the Right Side of History.


The Arc of History bends

Until you break it

Posted by: Miklos, 40 years on at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (QzkSJ)

298 This is a country addicted to fear.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 22, 2021 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)


Addicted To Fear. Steals that title for a ukulele song.

Do you want credit? I mean some here wouldn't want their name on a ukulele song..or so I've gathered.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (RoIW/)

299 I bet you that more than half of NeverTrump voted for Obama -- not wanting to miss their moment to be On the Right Side of History.

Also fear of being called rayciss

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

300 we're afraid of losing our jobs
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 01:12 PM (ONvIw)



And livelihood, and families and access to sunlight.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

301 The administration hates Americans. They are allowing people with serious diseases loose in America.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (xYLkR)

302 Jen Psuki in a race for "Hands" nametag

Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (uCLWI)

303 NIH has published on its website and article in the July-August issue of the American Journal of Therapeutics that concluded that large reductions in COVID-19 deaths are possible using ivermectin.

The study authors continued, Using ivermectin early in the clinical course may reduce numbers progressing to severe disease. The apparent safety and low cost suggest that ivermectin is likely to have a significant impact on the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic globally.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (yrol0)

304 with Pelosi

Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (uCLWI)

305 Afternoon.

Delivered to this Target distribution center here in Colorado. Aaaaand picking up from this same Target distribution center.

So, just sittin' here. Chillin'.

Looks like my hometown is going to be overrun by voodoo cultists. The brujas won't be too pleased. I predict an occultic war in the astral plane very soon.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (Tk9sz)

306 Stephen Miller issues dire warning

He's a joker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021

Some call him the gangster of love.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021


***
Abracadabra! Black panties with an angel's face --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (/XOcP)

307 >>We still going to 10, 11, or 20 million as the number of illegal aliens here? You know, the number that hasn't been updated (whichever one you choose) since 2010?



Back when Ann Coulter wrote her book on illegal immigration she had the number calculated via several means and placed it at ~40 million.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:15 PM (ewXOW)

308 Gen Michael Flyn just announced on an internet show that he has received info that the libs are going to begin putting the covid vaccine in salad dressing
Why is Ace not reporting this???

Posted by: Kurt at September 22, 2021 01:16 PM (3NTPs)

309 I'm gratified to see that my two Senators 36 Members of the House of Representatives from the state of Texas haven't done shit to stop the invasion at the border, almost as if they either agree with it, are fund raising off it, and are profiting from it. Good to see that Governor Abbott has taken a strong, heroic stand. Happy that Journalists continue to be the Real Heroes of The Story through their hard-hitting reporting on Cowboys With Whips whippin' up on some freedom-lovin' Haitians. Comforted that these highly-skilled Haitians will bring forth the next generations of rocket scientists and brain surgeons to these disease-ridden shores. Gratified to know that the Democratically elected Government in Washington has taken Democracy to the next level in looking after the best interests of it's faithful citizenry, and has given up on lying, cheating and stealing it's way through each and every day of it's miserable shit-eating dog existence. Yay us.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 22, 2021 01:16 PM (M9SBl)

310 This treatment of illegal immigrants is simply unacceptable.

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango and Uncle Onyango, model non-citizens at September 22, 2021 01:16 PM (QzkSJ)

311 The study authors continued, Using ivermectin early in the clinical course may reduce numbers progressing to severe disease. The apparent safety and low cost suggest that ivermectin is likely to have a significant impact on the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic globally.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (yrol0)

**

Just because it's important, 0-18 deaths WITH the covid over the last two years as of today:

464

cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid_weekly/
index.htm#SexAndAge

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 22, 2021 01:16 PM (5lbKt)

312 Article One, Section 10 of the Constitution.

It will be abolished before the States lift a finger.

How Things Work, by Dr. Jill Biden, Ph.D. Pffft.

Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 01:16 PM (S1hrL)

313 Do you want credit? I mean some here wouldn't want their name on a ukulele song..or so I've gathered.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Who's recording it?
Zombie Don Ho or zombie Tiny Tim?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 01:16 PM (OCTRt)

314 When are states going to avail themselves of that right?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 22, 2021 01:09 PM (90fhE)
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Paging Governor Abbott, Governor Abbott to the red phone, please.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:17 PM (F/QnQ)

315 New thread from Ace, on "infrastructure" bill. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 22, 2021 01:17 PM (HyPy9)

316 301 The administration hates Americans. They are allowing people with serious diseases loose in America.
Posted by: Blake



My Magical Talisman Mask will protect me!!

#SCIENCE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2021 01:17 PM (LQjWA)

317 >>The study authors continued, Using ivermectin early in the clinical course may reduce numbers progressing to severe disease. The apparent safety and low cost suggest that ivermectin is likely to have a significant impact on the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic globally.


Except. . . CVS and Walgreens won;t dispense it, and many doctors risk being fired for prescribing it (see latest PV video).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 01:17 PM (ewXOW)

318 No it's not anti-Black racism--putting those poor sumbucks on the plane to Haiti. It's bait and switch like the Kabul drone strike which killed 10 innocent people--including 7 kids.

The Haitians on the plane to Port Au Prince got royally screwed by Team Biden. They had left Haiti ten or more years ago. It wasn't their home any longer, since they'd been granted refugee status in Brazil or Chile.

So Team Biden ships one planeload full of real victims to Haiti--and lets dozens of busloads of Haitians loose in the countryside. He is a heartless, cruel, petty little shmuck. He's screwing the Haitians--and screwing us.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at September 22, 2021 01:17 PM (cn6vO)

319 ***
Abracadabra! Black panties with an angel's face --
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (/XOcP)
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He's a space cowboy--bet you weren't ready for that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2021 01:17 PM (XHhHI)

320 Crocodiles?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:13 PM (xKb16)

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Autocucumber doesn't like chocodiles.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 01:18 PM (kTF2Z)

321 >>>Using ivermectin early in the clinical course may reduce numbers progressing to severe disease.

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*SMH as I look over my bill for 6 day hospital stay and 5 treatments of Remdemsivir *

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 22, 2021 01:18 PM (q1Yqp)

322
***
Abracadabra! Black panties with an angel's face --
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (/XOcP)



What about angel panties in blackface? Asking for a friend.......

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

323 I need to scan some more documents to prove to the state that I sustained major expenses during Ida, in order to receive food stamps. Wonder if feline medical bills count? (Their own website says "disaster-related pet boarding fees" count, so why not medical? Chekov spent a night at the vet's office.)

Man. This is making me work pretty hard for 1 month's food stamps.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (/XOcP)

324 Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're going to have to face it, you're addicted to fear

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

325 You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Some more news is all you need

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

326 290 284 This is all happening because we're too afraid to do anything about it. We're too afraid of what the media and politicians say about us. This is a country addicted to fear.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 22, 2021 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)And fentanyl.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2021 01:11 PM (xKb16)

And the money stream produced by fentanyl.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (M9SBl)

327 Kurt is worried about his salad tossing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 01:19 PM (UuD2k)

328 >>>The study authors continued, Using ivermectin early in the clinical course may reduce numbers progressing to severe disease. The apparent safety and low cost suggest that ivermectin is likely to have a significant impact on the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic globally.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 01:14 PM (yrol0)
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Maybe that has something to do with India having a lower death rate than the US.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:20 PM (F/QnQ)

329 Maybe that has something to do with India having a lower death rate than the US.
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Maybe India doesn't have as many obese people either?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (fWTJL)

330 >>63 Stephen Miller issues dire warning: 'There won't be a country if this happens'


Livin' in the USA ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 22, 2021 01:22 PM (O6DoG)

331 My order of pony paste from A & M Farm Supply finally arrived. At 3 cc a month, it will take me a while to use up even the first tube.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (/XOcP)

332 326 290 284 This is all happening because we're too afraid to do anything about it. We're too afraid of what the media and politicians say about us. This is a country addicted to fear.
Posted by: Justsayin'
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The Fed is a bully and will not stop until our governors punch them in the nose. - figuratively

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (F/QnQ)

333 308 Gen Michael Flyn just announced on an internet show that he has received info that the libs are going to begin putting the covid vaccine in salad dressing
Why is Ace not reporting this???


sounds redundant. they'll be growing it into lettuce. perhaps the salad dressing is the second dose?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 22, 2021 01:23 PM (sGtp+)

334 331 My order of pony paste from A & M Farm Supply finally arrived. At 3 cc a month, it will take me a while to use up even the first tube.

i hear it can also be used as caulk.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (v3pYe)

335 Calm your tits, Kurt. You'll still be able to toss salads.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 01:24 PM (UuD2k)

336 But Psaki said they aren't staying, right?

Posted by: Coki at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (GdEGb)

337 I have found that DuraMectin horse paste is much more palatable than the BioMectin.

It tastes like Apple jelly gone a bit off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (yQpMk)

338 The Fed is a bully and will not stop until our governors punch them in the nose. - figuratively
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Or play the Fed game of Hide the Weiner. Shipping illegals to Blue States is the first thing they can do. Its basically a replay of busing in the 60s. The last to eat the busing dick were the Blue States. They really didn't like it, either.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (fWTJL)

339 HA! So now my "weird" habit of usually eating undressed salads makes you all look like suckers, huh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 01:26 PM (DCdYk)

340 Do not forget the 20,000 Haitians that are now in Colombia
-coming soon to your neighborhood.
Isn't America generous?

Your welcome.

Posted by: G Soros at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (LilNs)

341 My order of pony paste from A & M Farm Supply finally arrived. At 3 cc a month, it will take me a while to use up even the first tube.

i hear it can also be used as caulk.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 22, 2021


***
Maybe not 3 cc. Barnhardt's site says 1 cc per 110 pounds of body weight. My dose would be less than 2 cc; Miss Linda's, just 1.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 01:29 PM (/XOcP)

342 "Meghan McCain: Who knew Biden would turn out to be this awful?"


Anybody with a functioning brain. On the other hand, any Democrat would have been this bad. Maybe worse, since they would be able of staying awake in meetings.

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2021 01:30 PM (MxEKc)

343 My hope, given this is Joe Biden and his Administration's second chance, would be that they would evacuate Haitians with greater efficiency and success than they did the poor American citizens and our Afghani allies from Kabul.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2021 01:32 PM (stUc+)

344 Kurt turd alert !
Kurt turd alert !
Kurt turd alert !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (M+Lyo)

345 Ever get the feeling that George Soros' Open Society is running everything these days?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 01:36 PM (fWTJL)

346 I have found that DuraMectin horse paste is much more palatable than the BioMectin.

It tastes like Apple jelly gone a bit off.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (yQpMk)


Taste Test !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM (M+Lyo)

347 The Republican border-state governors (Abbott and Ducey) need to take over immigration control themselves. Screw the feds. If they won't do the job, then the states need to step in and do it. Sure, there will be a lot of squawking and legal battling, but the state governments need to ignore these distractions. They are mere words. Actions are what matter. The Democrats learned long ago, and Republicans need to embrace the following: it's always better to ask for forgiveness later rather than ask for permission first.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 22, 2021 01:40 PM (WEx5H)

348 have found that DuraMectin horse paste is much more palatable than the BioMectin.

It tastes like Apple jelly gone a bit off.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 01:25 PM (yQpMk)


Taste Test !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2021 01:37 PM

Actually it goes quite well on toast.

Posted by: Shrek at September 22, 2021 01:43 PM (dkvcO)

349 The NY Times is out today with something everyone is calling damning! "The Trump campaign knew all along their claims of fraud were false!" they scream, red faced!

Nope. The internal campaign memo the NY Times claims it has, apparently has no author, at least none given, and its exact specifics are not provided either, other that it suggests that Dominion had no "direct" ties with Venezuela or Soros, did not use Smartatic in the "2020" election, and the there was no "direct" evidence that Dominion executives had connection to "antifa"...

hmm, thanks to the NY Times, we now know for certain that Dominion had "indirect" ties with Venezuela and Soros, that they obviously must have used Smartmatic in past elections before 2020, and there is evidence that they were involved with BLM and other lefty groups, and may have "indirect" involvement with Antifa...thanks, NY Times!

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 01:49 PM (5iUNf)

350 RE the new Ivermectin guidance from NIH, thanks for posting that. It was too late for my 38 year old sister in law who passed Friday from COVID-19 (or more likely complications from remdesivir).

We had encouraged the immediate family and decision makes to seek an alternate protocol with ivermectin, but the hospital was adamant against it. They told her, while she still conscious, that it would not help and would only leave her with liver and kidney complications for life. Buried her today.

I will not let this happen again to anyone I care about.

Posted by: Rusty at September 22, 2021 01:54 PM (2w0s8)

351 What is dose of invermectin given to people in Africa?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 22, 2021 01:57 PM (90fhE)

352 Since Biden and his cabal won't listen to the Border Patrol, the Border Patrol should not listen to them

Border Patrol, refuse to release these illegal immigrants into the country, forcing Biden to deal with this crisis.

Posted by: RobertM at September 22, 2021 02:26 PM (qWhQP)

353 The diseased invaders are just pawns. Our government is at war with us.
Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 12:38 PM (KnJdm)
Amen.

And the government is winning winning winning.
For now.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 22, 2021 02:27 PM (HkRDr)

354 Haiti is such a wonderland and we can be sure they will be a credit to America just as they made Haiti a great and glorious place.

Posted by: Harry at September 22, 2021 04:21 PM (EcD5Y)

355 too many NRO type pundits stood athwart history and yelled STOP (until they could get out of the way and get paid still)

Posted by: The Dark Lord at September 22, 2021 05:28 PM (z2bYo)

356 Its a Invasion via the DNC/CFR and UN

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 22, 2021 05:42 PM (wGqjj)

357 The Clintons are sending their private army here. They own Haiti and everyone in it.

Posted by: ChrisW at September 22, 2021 06:47 PM (zFMsi)

358 I no longer GDMF care.

Posted by: Big JiLm at September 22, 2021 07:49 PM (QnLni)

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