Mitch McConnell: The GOP Will Not Vote to Raise the Debt Ceiling

He says it should be raised, but it's the obligation of the Democrats to do it themselves.

Mitt Romney, of all people, explains the thinking: If the Democrats are making all spending and taxing decisions without bipartisan give-and-take, why should Republicans have to help Democrats with this vote?

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Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 04:00 PM (arJlL)

2 GAG GAG GAG

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 21, 2021 04:00 PM (vkS2Z)

3 Dish wipey thing

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 04:00 PM (arJlL)

4 Kabuki theatre.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at September 21, 2021 04:01 PM (YiAXR)

5 Not sure what the point of this crap is to be honest. It won't gain anything and will only end in the MSM saying the republicans shut down the government again.

Posted by: james at September 21, 2021 04:01 PM (PvswE)

6 That'll show 'em.

Posted by: irright at September 21, 2021 04:01 PM (SchQD)

7 Also Romney and the GOP - PLEASE SEND MORE MONEY!

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2021 04:01 PM (hV9ir)

8 It's interesting.

I kind of don't know what to make of this other than everyone's in on the fact that this bill was never ever going to pass and it's failure theater for every side.

Couldn't possibly be that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

9 Fuck Romney.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:02 PM (o2MD2)

10 McConnell is, get this, lying.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)

11 Yeah sure

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 04:02 PM (CYnTg)

12 I'm not sure now.
If Romney--who always works for the Dems--is against raising the debt ceiling, I smell a rat.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:02 PM (mR6Gs)

13 I'll believe it when it actually happens.

IOW I won't be believing this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM (IukSd)

14 Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM (FGhzB)

15 The GOPe has principles, seriously you guys.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM (HWtJI)

16 so in other words, the GOP will roll over and go along with this and the 3.5T bill

Posted by: x at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM (oA+QO)

17 If Mitch is against it, I keep looking for the dagger in the back. Romney, *types* *Deletes* because it is OBVIOUS they are going to try to fuck us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM (FwSdb)

18

So you're saying, you won't do that thing in my mouth?

Posted by: Dookie Howser, BM at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM (6nr08)

19 They're openly saying it's all failure theater.

They're bragging about their impotence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM (6FeV1)

20 Dems will make a couple of speeches accusing republicans of starving gramma and they'll cave.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (kTF2Z)

21 Sure, Mitch.

You're just signaling that the Dems haven't met your price yet, you worthless nickelfucking ambulatory anal wart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (2JVJo)

22 Good if true.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (JUOKG)

23 Republicans finally found a hill to die on- the right to hand out money to their donors.

Posted by: Aivanther at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (ec2gl)

24 If you can't, like, raise the limit, like, lower the floor.

Posted by: AOC at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (HWtJI)

25 huh, so they figure to try and bs us again about being all strict conservative & ...

LOL !

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (jDHSU)

26 Man, that GOPe sure knows how to fight!




/s

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (ewXOW)

27 Old and Busted: Mitt Romney killed people by giving them cancer as a vulture capitalist and left his dog on the roof of his car.

Old Hotness: Mitt Romney is a true moderate republican and his bipartisaness of capitulating to everything the democrats want is honorable.

New Hotness: Mitt Romney want to shut down the government and therefore give you cancer.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (pLEy5)

28 So you're saying, you won't do that thing in my mouth?
Posted by: Dookie Howser


No, but I will slap you on the back to make it easier to swallow

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (vd8XM)

29 Oh great tactics of not raising the debt ceiling until the democrats only spent $3.45 trillion worked.

PLEASE SEND MORE MONEY SO WE CAN HAVE MORE WINS LIKE THIS.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (IukSd)

30 I would like to think McCocksuckle will not stab us in the back. Then again he is a piece of power hungry shit. Could go either way.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (rGSjI)

31 Yep, all kabuki/failure theater.

Still, we should default anyway and get the subsequent chaos started now. It's not like our financial position is going to get any better in the near or mid-future.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (5aFbR)

32 McConnell is, get this, lying.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Insights like this, right chere, is why I come to read this smart military blog.

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 04:05 PM (Foq6I)

33 If Romney--who always works for the Dems--is against raising the debt ceiling, I smell a rat.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:02 PM (mR6Gs)
==================
No one there is against raising the debt ceiling. Romney, McConnell, they are all in favor of it. They're just playing election games, because they are small-minded assholes with no principles or ideology.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 04:05 PM (FGhzB)

34 I'm sure that given the appropriate 'incentives', the GOP will find a way to 'compromise'.

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2021 04:05 PM (hV9ir)

35 If Mitch is against it, I keep looking for the dagger in the back. Romney, *types* *Deletes* because it is OBVIOUS they are going to try to fuck us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:03 PM


You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

36 He's still a turdle.

Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2021 04:05 PM (Tnijr)

37 I feel like the whole debt ceiling thing is a battle that simply went away. It's like the boy who cried wolf for thirty years. We just stopped caring because the wolf never showed up.

Maybe the economy doesn't work like we think it works, or maybe we're not told the whole story, or maybe it will all come crashing down tomorrow.

Who knows.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 21, 2021 04:05 PM (NXy9v)

38 Oh that's the hill?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (oEn12)

39 This is the hill to die on???

Posted by: 1Million Chinese Girls at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (DibdT)

40 When is McConnell up? Ain't it '22?

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (Foq6I)

41 I saw Paul Ryan push an old lady off a cliff. And his hair was perfect.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (63Dwl)

42 You know, poilitics is weird. Sometimes I do not get people at all. Like, I want to have Kurt Schlichter's man babies. But he's all geared up against Gretiens in MO and thinks that the position that McConnell should be removed from leadership is batshit crazy, and Gretiens support of it means he is batshit crazy.

But, you know who else thinks McConnell should not be the leader anymore? One Donald J. Trump, 45th POTUS. Oh, and me. And about a bazillion other people.

Are there any morons (and I won't hate you if you answer this, I promise) who actually think that keeping McConnell in the leadership is a good idea? Not a compromise that we are going to have to make. Actually a good idea.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (mbFEM)

43

Cui Bono?

Posted by: Dookie Howser, BM at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (6nr08)

44 These are not serious people! The US dollar is monopoly money now. Please, if anyone can explain to me how we pay $30 trillion back, I'd love to hear it.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (vGJY7)

45 I wish I had a clip of Gutfeld's rant about the fake whip story. Geraldo of course is outraged.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (NpAcC)

46 Sure, Mitch.

You're just signaling that the Dems haven't met your price yet, you worthless nickelfucking ambulatory anal wart.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM (2JVJo)


THIS

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (Ez6QX)

47 Mitch McConnell in another big lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (IukSd)

48 Or...and I know this is a crazy idea here...maybe we should reduce spending.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (8548M)

49 Muh principles won't allow it.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (l7udz)

50 Frankly it's not that heroic a stance at this point. They just need a talking point in 2022 to cover for their abject surrender to everything else the Democrats wanted.

I disregard everything anyone in DC says. period no exceptions.

Noted for future reference is all.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (aayoh)

51 >>Mitt Romney, of all people, explains the thinking: If the Democrats are making all spending and taxing decisions without bipartisan give-and-take, why should Republicans have to help Democrats with this vote?


I approve this message.

Posted by: The Guy Inside Mitt Romney's Wife at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (E2MsH)

52 China's Bitch Mitch: I'm telling you in advance that we will eventually fold, but we would at least like to give you deplorables a decent show this time

Posted by: cool breeze at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (UGKMd)

53 Vmom leading 1 million Chinese girls to the right. That's horde-mind power, right htere.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (FGhzB)

54 It is just a matter of waiting for mitch and co to collapse, right on time.

Posted by: Too Cynical By Half at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (SmFPm)

55 These are not serious people! The US dollar is monopoly money now. Please, if anyone can explain to me how we pay $30 trillion back, I'd love to hear it.
Posted by: Unkaren

1 trillion a month for the next 30 months.

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (vd8XM)

56 Or...and I know this is a crazy idea here...maybe we should reduce spending.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Yeah, well that's just crazy talk....

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (Foq6I)

57 Are we depending on Mitch & Mitt to save the republic?

Boned, we are.

Posted by: fluffy at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (UnQlg)

58 These are not serious people! The US dollar is monopoly money now. Please, if anyone can explain to me how we pay $30 trillion back, I'd love to hear it.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (vGJY7)

Well first you crank inflation up to 10%. Then double digit tax increases. Then....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (IukSd)

59 you worthless nickelfucking ambulatory anal wart.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2021 04:04 PM


You're getting pretty close to our namespace, eh?

Posted by: Nickleback at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (a3Q+t)

60 Gee, too bad we don't trust these assholes. How could that have happened?

Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck Mitch McConnell
Fuck Mitt Romney

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (KnSdT)

61
Geraldo of course is outraged.
Posted by: redridinghood


Geraldo of course is asshoe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (63Dwl)

62 Will the rubes fall for the debt ceiling feint again? It worked last time...

Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (DibdT)

63 Or...and I know this is a crazy idea here...maybe we should reduce spending.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Blasphemy!

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (vd8XM)

64 I wish I could raise my debt ceiling every year.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

65 I'm not at all concerned here. Mitch and Mitt will find a way to work with our friends across the aisle tm to screw us over as badly as the D's demand.
It's the bi partisan thing to do after all.
Or, is it bipolar?
Bisexual?
Something like that.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (FtJ1S)

66 >> Geraldo of course is outraged.


Somewhere there's a bathroom Nazi waiting to break his nose again.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (E2MsH)

67 Mitch'd look good on fire, don't you think?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (wAnMi)

68 "There's nothing we can do about it anyway"

Isn't there? The grand Master Parliamentarian McConnell? Can't find a way out of this one? Can't think of a single thing to even TRY doing for your constituents and supporters? Even if it is likely doomed to failure?

The message is: The Communists Have Won. There is no inside baseball. There is no ploy. "You Win, We Quit".

Well bullshit on that, you snub-nosed wattle-necked bastard. What good are you? What good is your so-called Party?

You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (6FeV1)

69 Are there any morons (and I won't hate you if you answer this, I promise) who actually think that keeping McConnell in the leadership is a good idea? Not a compromise that we are going to have to make. Actually a good idea.

How about putting forth which senator would be a better leader? Supposedly, teh Turtle is a master of parliamentary procedure.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (vGJY7)

70 The Dems want to raise the debt ceiling by enough $$ to accommodate their $3.5 trillion fantasy, plus whatever else they have in mind. And they want the GOP to vote with them. The GOP said 'go screw'. Good for the GOP. They won't give Dems the cover they want. Nor should they.

Posted by: joefl65 at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (FcrV3)

71
On today's episode of Old White Failure Theater...

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (4KqRl)

72 Democrats will rue the day. Rue it, I say!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (HWtJI)

73 Or...and I know this is a crazy idea here...maybe we should reduce spending.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Burn the Witch!!

- The GOPe

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (KnSdT)

74 As nickel fuckers go don't forget he made it clear that he put the severe in severe conservatism.

These useless fucks. All the urgency of a dpw worker on a fetanyl nod (on two feet) see Kensington.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (3byMq)

75 You are far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

Hah. I actually typed out what I was thinking then realized that could be construed as a threat and did the *types* *deletes* thing. Essentially: If Mitch is for it, be suspicious. If Mitch and Romney are for it, then we should be certain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (FwSdb)

76 Got three Blegs for money yesterday.

One supposedly from Trump... although the funds went to the Repub party.

One from Miss Lindsey Grahmcracker... even though I'm in Calif and he ain't my Senator.

One to my Dead Mother... also from Lindsey...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (oHd/0)

77 Also, the debt ceiling is a stupid thing. Because it will never, ever be the case that it won't be extended. Oh, there may be days where it technically means the government is closed or whatever, but what that means is that the cafeteria at TSA HQ is closed, not that TSA doesn't go to work.

And it has never, ever been used as a club against Dems. If this is not extended, the Republicans are going to get railed for it. THEY ARE UNCONSTITUTIONALLY REFUTING FULLFAITH AND CREDIT or whatever. If every Dem votes for it, what? McConnell is going to run a bunch of ads saying that some Dem senator voted to spend money? OMG that will win the seat!

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (mbFEM)

78 Fvck the left. And the GOPe. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (TdMsT)

79 Or...and I know this is a crazy idea here...maybe we should reduce spending.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Blasphemy!
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (vd8XM)
==========
I think she might be a witch.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (FGhzB)

80 Will the rubes fall for the debt ceiling feint again? It worked last time...
Posted by: Iris

They also have a plan to get rid of Obamacare,

If only they had the house, and senate, and presidency.

Send money!

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (vd8XM)

81 Or...and I know this is a crazy idea here...maybe we should reduce spending.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 21, 2021 04:07 PM (8548M)
........

Makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

82 TONIGHT ON FAILURE THEATER! Mitch McConnell and the debt ceiling vote...of DOOM!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (DpkTQ)

83 So he says now

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (2JoB8)

84 Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (mbFEM)

Saw the same thing from Kurt and I am against groupthink but his calling the removal of McConnell as stupid made no sense and his reasoning against Greitens was the same bullshit litmus test people gave Trump.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (rGSjI)

85 But.

Guys -

The Full Faith and Credit of the Nation is at risk!

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (E2MsH)

86 68
The message is: The Communists Have Won. There is no inside baseball. There is no ploy. "You Win, We Quit".

Well bullshit on that, you snub-nosed wattle-necked bastard. What good are you? What good is your so-called Party?

You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (6FeV1)

=========

I think the message is that Democrats don't have the votes. Manchin and Sinema aren't voting for it, and they're probably offering cover for a few other Democrats.

It's failure theater for both sides. This $3.5 trillion was never going to pass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

87 & anyway, it's a non-issue, I mean, some law is going to just stop them from printing & spending money, seriously ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (jDHSU)

88 So Romney is not against raising the debt limit, because raising the debt limit is the wrong thing to do.

Romney is against raising the debt limit, so he can play petty politics.

Same non-principled asshole he always is.

Posted by: Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (Do5/p)

89 Maybe we could just spend the same amount as last year?
I know, I know, that's crazy too.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

90 Even if this isn't the hill, its sure to make for an excellent fund raising text message. - Your GOPe Betters.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (TNyrE)

91
>> Geraldo of course is outraged.

Somewhere there's a bathroom Nazi waiting to break his nose again.
Posted by: garrett


Does bathroom Nazi have a website where I can contribute?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (63Dwl)

92 I don't think this is all failure theater.

This bill is a fucking fiscal nightmare. You want inflation and a wrecked economy? You're about to get it good and hard.

So, it makes sense to let the Democrats own every single little bit of the disaster that even goofs like Mutt Robley know is coming.

The down side is that the Republican leadership has no problem with a big ole economy killing bill as long as they get their beaks wet, hence the emphasis on negotiations.

Nobody minds turning the economy into a giant pile of inflating poo. They just want to make sure they're still at the top of the pile with their buddies across the aisle.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (Xo5lP)

93 "Of the people, by the people, for the people." Heh, who the fuck are we kidding? It's of us, by us, for us. Suck it losers.

Posted by: Your GOP at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (r1z5A)

94 Here's an idea:
More Trump
And
Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (jV+aN)

95 With guys like Mitt Romeny, Mitch McConnel and Lindsay Graham fighting for you...

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (E2MsH)

96 Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (6FeV1)

4 Years ago, the Republicans had the House, by a good margin...

The Senate, by a couple seats.

And the Presidency...

Yet could not get a damn thing done. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:11 PM (oHd/0)

97 I will note vote to raise the debt ceiling. I swear. Unless they offer me a big bribe first. But like, a really big one!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (DpkTQ)

98 The benefit of inflation is I now owe basically chump change on my house.

Yeah, I don't see how we pay back the debt. Wasn't it someone here who said that if I owe the bank $100,000, I have a problem, but if I owe the bank $10,000,000, the bank has a problem? We're definitely in the bank has a problem territory.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (8548M)

99 Just print a $30 trillion dollar bill, duh
AOC

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (CYnTg)

100 Geraldo needs to beaten to unconsciousness on a daily basis, just as a preventative measure. That is, to prevent the stupid son of a bitch from talking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (o2MD2)

101 I think she might be a witch.
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at September 21, 2021 04:10 PM (FGhzB)


Probably mistaken your wife again.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (vGJY7)

102 It's good to see that Willard Romney finally acknowledges that he and Cocaine Mitch are both as useless as tits on a terrapin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (stUc+)

103
Manchin and Sinema aren't voting for it

Not until they get their cut.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

104

But Joe Biden is helping the blacks, how can these RACISSSES be doing this to him!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (4WPW/)

105 If the GOPe wins the House and the Senate in 2022, the Democrats will win more often than they do today

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (FGhzB)

106 These are not serious people! The US dollar is monopoly money now. Please, if anyone can explain to me how we pay $30 trillion back, I'd love to hear it.
Posted by: Unkaren

1 trillion a month for the next 30 months.
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (vd8XM)
........

They'd only need 30 of those little coins.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

107 Geraldo knows better. You know that bitch has been on a horse- just to get a picture of himself (likely shirtless) on a horse.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (AD3JT)

108 53 Vmom leading 1 million Chinese girls to the right. That's horde-mind power, right htere.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

We're doing stabbercize sessions. It's good cardio.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (oEn12)

109
Or...and I know this is a crazy idea here...maybe we should reduce spending.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

_________

Write on the blackboard 100 times: we have a spending problem, not a revenue problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (/U27+)

110 Remember when the Turtle, Barr, The 'Stash, and Mattis were beloved by the Horde?

Good times, good times ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

111 The GOP is the silliest collection of fucking retards one can imagine.

I just can't be part of this fucking Chinese fire drill of a party any longer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (/B8gH)

112 Isn't a Terrapin a turtle?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (FwSdb)

113 You gotta laugh at Bernie Sanders coming out and saying the 3.5 Trillion is already a compromise and too little money spent.

Fucking guy had the Nomination, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (E2MsH)

114 "..maybe we should reduce spending.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Yeah, well that's just crazy talk...."

Money is Congress's crack. They will do it until there ain't no more and there is no stopping them.

Posted by: Inflatable Scrotum Guy at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (Tnijr)

115 What, is it voting season? Mitch McConnell making one of his three public moves every 4 years? Who's got the Failure Theater Bingo cards ready?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (yKjcF)

116 Next up on The Five - Petito's laundry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (63Dwl)

117 Can we sell NYC to Europe and Canada to Russia to pay back the $30T we owe?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (DpkTQ)

118 Fvck the left. And the GOPe. But I repeat myself.
Posted by: Ladyl

I like it when you talk dirty.

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (arJlL)

119 The debt stopped being something that could be paid off way back before the number became so large that no one could count that high within a 100 years even with a computer to enumerate the numbers.
It is impossible to pay that amount down anytime with in the age of the Universe.
Besides it's an artifact of the way accounting is done in DC. They make proposals of spending 30 billion dollars but that's over ten years and isn't taken out in one lump nor is it spent in one lump.

How do you think we have trillions for the TARP? Or other large expenditures like the war in Afghanistan? There's plenty of money (or buying power) sloshing around and that's how they all get rich cause they know where it's going mostly and how to siphon it off. Afghanistan was a good money sink and so was the Ukraine.

But the electorate has gotten smarter and the ruling class decided that they would soon start demanding some accounting so they are enacting their populace reduction scheme and smartly getting the citizens to off themselves. No one would stand for a minute if they started killing people directly. But we are allowing them to ruin us financially, isolate us.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (aayoh)

120
Missing White Republican Syndrome (as joy "wigs" reid might say)

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (4KqRl)

121 Geraldo needs to beaten to unconsciousness on a daily basis, just as a preventative measure. That is, to prevent the stupid son of a bitch from talking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM (o2MD2)

Let me guess. We should let in 50 million people, otherwise we're racists suffering from"HisPANIC?"

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)

122 Mitch the spelunker. Time to cave again.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (HWtJI)

123 112 Isn't a Terrapin a turtle?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (FwSdb)


No, and a hot dog isn't a sammich.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (o2MD2)

124 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)


In the age of Trump all has been made clear. And hooboy are there some people out there I owe apologies to.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (rGSjI)

125 How about putting forth which senator would be a better leader? Supposedly, teh Turtle is a master of parliamentary procedure.
Posted by: Unkaren at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (vGJY7)


Well lets just put Republican Senators 2021 into the old DDG. Scroll. Scroll. Well, Ted Cruz would be fun but all the Senators hate him. Scroll. Scroll. Rick Scott of Florida maybe? But I think he is retiring. Scroll. Scroll.

Wow. WOW WOW WOW. We got a whole lot of nothing.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (mbFEM)

126 110 Remember when the Turtle, Barr, The 'Stash, and Mattis were beloved by the Horde?

Good times, good times ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

I never really saw Mitch as anything beyond potentially useful. The Stache and Mattis were more folk heroes. We loved the image of the people we thought they were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (FwSdb)

127 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

And then a man called Trump rode into town and pulled off their masks.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (KnSdT)

128 To be fair.

Blowing up the Bubble until it explodes IS a way of stopping Inflation.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (E2MsH)

129 123 112 Isn't a Terrapin a turtle?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (FwSdb)


No, and a hot dog isn't a sammich.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM (o2MD2)

Roast beef on a hard roll.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (FwSdb)

130
Next up on The Five - Petito's laundry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I can't get over her boyfriend's (and murderer) name is Laundry.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (4KqRl)

131 How about putting forth which senator would be a better leader?

Hawley - the guy understands tech which would be a nice change of pace for an R leader...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (DpkTQ)

132 You know what happens when I hit my debt ceiling? I stop spending as much. Logic so simple a 5th grader could understand.

Posted by: Penny Pincher at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (dzOHC)

133 Real email Message - I get them every single day.
Fellow Conservative,
I'm reaching out to you because your 2021 Sustaining Membership expired and you only have 4 days left to renew it! In order to remain an active member for 2021, you must renew your membership IMMEDIATELY.

Renew My Membership

In a time when radical Democrats are pushing a dangerous socialist agenda, being a member means you are a top Conservative who is willing to fight for our values, and help SAVE AMERICA! This is your last chance to maintain your membership. I cannot stress how important it is that you do not miss this deadline.
Thank you,
House Conservatives


I do not nor have ever had a "membership".

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (wAnMi)

134 It's good to see that Willard Romney finally acknowledges that he and Cocaine Mitch are both as useless as tits on a terrapin.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2021 04:12 PM


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TERRAPINS ARE REPTILES, AND HAVE NEITHER MAMMARY PROTUBERANCES OR GLANDS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (a3Q+t)

135 Mitch the spelunker. Time to cave again.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Very good.
Pithy

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (Foq6I)

136 Remember when the Turtle, Barr, The 'Stash, and Mattis were beloved by the Horde?

Good times, good times ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Only had love for Mattis...still trying to figure out what the hell happened.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (r1z5A)

137 Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (aayoh)

So much this.

I also like the idea of demanding 5T from China for the virus.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (rGSjI)

138 I do love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (FwSdb)

139 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (FwSdb)

An Amphibian surely.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (aayoh)

140 Mitch says he wont swallow but doesn't rule out spitting

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (uCLWI)

141 I look at Twatter to see some of these twats and what do I see promoted?

Reuters: "US Border Guard uses horse reigns to threaten Haitian.." (couldn't catch the last word before it changed).

Dunno what's worse, the propaganda, or that the propaganda is so lazy.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (5aFbR)

142 Next up on The Five - Petito's laundry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:14 PM (63Dwl)
........

SHOCK: there's no bras!!!

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

143 Mitch McConnell can suck a dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (hhqGx)

144 - -
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

And then a man called Trump rode into town and pulled off their masks.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 04:15 PM -
-
----------------

St. Don, The Revelator

Posted by: irright at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (SchQD)

145 Next up on The Five - Petito's laundry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I can't get over her boyfriend's (and murderer) name is Laundry.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (4KqRl)

Well, it's about to be aired

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:18 PM (mR6Gs)

146 Mitch McConnell can suck a dick.

Like a pro.

Posted by: Chairman Xi at September 21, 2021 04:18 PM (DpkTQ)

147 What an utterly pointless- and revealing - stunt.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2021 04:18 PM (OTzUX)

148
Mitch the spelunker

_________

I was told that cavers rescue spelunkers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:18 PM (/U27+)

149 Only had love for Mattis...still trying to figure out what the hell happened.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (r1z5A)

You know the General in Kelly's Heroes? Had a couple good moments, but was pretty much a putz?

Yeah...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:19 PM (oHd/0)

150 Mitch McConnell can suck a dick.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (hhqGx)


Boy, I'll say!

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at September 21, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)

151 I've noticed dissent is no longer patriotic. In fact it is about the same as terrorism.

Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2021 04:19 PM (MxEKc)

152 I can't get over her boyfriend's (and murderer) name is Laundry.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:16 PM (4KqRl)

You can only take cray cray for so long....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 04:19 PM (KnSdT)

153 Wonder how this will turnout????

Sinema vote na.

Romney votes yea.

Sperm burpin baby breaks the tie.

#LIB

Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2021 04:19 PM (hOMhY)

154 141 I look at Twatter to see some of these twats and what do I see promoted?

Reuters: "US Border Guard uses horse reigns to threaten Haitian.." (couldn't catch the last word before it changed).

Dunno what's worse, the propaganda, or that the propaganda is so lazy.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (5aFbR)

So the horsewhip meme already collapsed?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (dfRN6)

155 Meaning of course they'll have 2 or 3 Rhinos defect, and the rest of the Repubs can pretend they weren't going to do it, cause they have an election coming up.

Posted by: Bete at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (Ojki1)

156 >> Only had love for Mattis...still trying to figure out what the hell happened.


He got a taste for rice dick.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (E2MsH)

157
Reuters: "US Border Guard uses horse reigns to threaten Haitian.." (couldn't catch the last word before it changed).

Dunno what's worse, the propaganda, or that the propaganda is so lazy.
Posted by: Thrawn

___________

"Reigns"? Lazy and stupid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (/U27+)

158
You know the General in Kelly's Heroes? Had a couple good moments, but was pretty much a putz?

Yeah...
Posted by: Romeo13


He should have stayed in the Bunker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (63Dwl)

159 Mitch McConnell can suck a dick.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (hhqGx)

Boy, I'll say!
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at September 21, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)


Threesome!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (KnSdT)

160 Whatever, turtle. I'm sure this will end w/McConnell stabbing the base in the back (again).

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (TDj17)

161 We're taking our balls and going home. Wait, what?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (HWtJI)

162 McConnell will cave. That is his pattern.

Posted by: Constantine XI at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (yiAMj)

163 Also Romney and the GOP - PLEASE SEND MORE MONEY!
Posted by: IC

I'm sorry, I am not programmed to respond in that area!

Posted by: Norman 01 at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (vcOmj)

164 "Remember when the Turtle, Barr, The 'Stash, and Mattis were beloved by the Horde?"

Maybe by some. I can't remember any time I thought Mitch was anything but the Dems bitch.

Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (Tnijr)

165 Reuters: "US Border Guard uses horse reigns to threaten Haitian.." (couldn't catch the last word before it changed).

Now the reins themselves are WEAPONS?

Also "Horse Reigns" sounds like an unreleased CSN&Y album

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (mR6Gs)

166 Don't care what he's saying now, Willard is still a worthless shitbag, and I'm almost as ashamed of voting for him as I am for voting for McStain.

Posted by: a.moron at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (tu3iY)

167 "The obligation of who raises it changes from time to time"

Does it Mitch?

Does it??

Posted by: Inferno_Crow at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (HKYCW)

168 And when you start examining the contract for the vaccine that was made under Trump, you begin to have some doubts about Mr. Trump's Presidency and the reason for it and where it might have gone.

I ain't saying nothing negative cause I don't know enough but there are things going on now that were started by Trump. Possibly it's because of the people he allowed to do what he thought was his bidding. And that's a fair shot but still he selected them and he can't disown them and their actions completely.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (aayoh)

169 Love, rein o'er me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (63Dwl)

170 Now the reins themselves are WEAPONS?

Also "Horse Reigns" sounds like an unreleased CSN&Y album
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (mR6Gs)

Is it reins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (FwSdb)

171 "Reigns"? Lazy and stupid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (/U27+)

/starts to sing...

The Reins, it's plain, helped them, get to the plane....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (oHd/0)

172 We be all herd that Trump told McConnill nots yo support ths Bill to raise the debt limit to hurt Present Bidum. This bothers us and Trump most pay foutr this cream.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (c/Cmx)

173 Digme.

Posted by: Petito's Pokies at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

174 You know the General in Kelly's Heroes? Had a couple good moments, but was pretty much a putz?

Yeah...
Posted by: Romeo13

He should have stayed in the Bunker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (63Dwl)

In the heat of the night

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (mR6Gs)

175 Are there any morons (and I won't hate you if you answer this, I promise) who actually think that keeping McConnell in the leadership is a good idea? Not a compromise that we are going to have to make. Actually a good idea.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:06 PM (mbFEM)


Not me. McConnell stabbed Trump in the back for four years. And for all of the "but the judges!" responses, I will simply point out that the SCOTUS picks have all dropped to their knees faster than Kamala in order to fellate the Dems.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (2JVJo)

176 1 trillion a month for the next 30 months.
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2021 04:08 PM (vd8XM)


Don't forget the vig.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (R5lpX)

177 Now the reins themselves are WEAPONS?

Also "Horse Reigns" sounds like an unreleased CSN&Y album
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (mR6Gs)

Is it reins?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (FwSdb)

Rains

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (mR6Gs)

178 I used to like listening to CSN, another band tossed on the dustbin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (FwSdb)

179 McConnell will cave. That is his pattern.
Posted by: Constantine XI


McConnell, in the Bat Cave, with the votes.

Yeah, of course they will, because punks on Twitter will say mean things about Mitch and his wife.
Mean things. And maybe show up at his house. At night.
Mostly ....at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (vcOmj)

180 Mitch McConnell can suck a dick.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2021 04:17 PM (hhqGx)

Boy, I'll say!
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at September 21, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)

Threesome!!!!
Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2021 04:20 PM (KnSdT)


C'mon guys, open the door? I brought hot dogs!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (wAnMi)

181 I might have misspelled "reins", or maybe it was there in the original Twat promotion. It's Reuters though, so 50/50.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (5aFbR)

182 Rains
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (mR6Gs)

Mainely in the plane!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (FwSdb)

183 Reuters: "US Border Guard uses horse reigns to threaten Haitian.." (couldn't catch the last word before it changed).

I think I'd prefer being ruled over by horses at this point.

Palomino for the win!

More carrots, your grace?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (Xo5lP)

184 Ranes, dum dums.

Posted by: AOC at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (HWtJI)

185 C'mon guys, open the door? I brought hot dogs!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (wAnMi)

He just wants to watch!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (FwSdb)

186 177 Now the reins themselves are WEAPONS?

Also "Horse Reigns" sounds like an unreleased CSN&Y album
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:21 PM (mR6Gs)

Is it reins?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (FwSdb)

Rains
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (mR6Gs)

Claude? Just don't see it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (oHd/0)

187 Oh, thanks unkaren for making me look that up.

My sense of being boned is overwhelming now.

https://tinyurl.com/3kbau6xu

Useless. Useless set of terrible Senators.

Okay, here's a name: Herschel Walker. Elect him to the Senate, put him in charge. It will never happen, but I can feel the tiniest glimmer of non-bonedness now.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:24 PM (mbFEM)

188 Remember we have to put all of the J6 protestors in prison camps because they made congress SCARED!

But the people that surrounded Bitch McConnell or Rand Paul? Mostly peaceful protesting right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:24 PM (DpkTQ)

189 Claude? Just don't see it...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (oHd/0)

If she can stand it- so can I! Play it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:24 PM (FwSdb)

190 A nice treasury default to match Bivalve's Build Back Better merit badge in Afghanistan would be a real nice set of mantle pieces.

Last I checked, volatility proxy HYG puts were pretty cheap...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 04:24 PM (MkuC5)

191 183 Reuters: "US Border Guard uses horse reigns to threaten Haitian.." (couldn't catch the last word before it changed).

FFS...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:25 PM (8nD9v)

192 Yeah, of course they will, because punks on Twitter will say mean things about Mitch and his wife.
Mean things. And maybe show up at his house. At night.
Mostly ....at night. Mostly.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (vcOmj)

Game over man!
Game over! We're in some real pretty shit now, man!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:25 PM (o2MD2)

193 100 Geraldo needs to beaten to unconsciousness on a daily basis, just as a preventative measure. That is, to prevent the stupid son of a bitch from talking.

pour encourager les otters?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 21, 2021 04:25 PM (oY6Yp)

194 Second look at Caligula naming his favorite horse a Senator?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 04:25 PM (FGhzB)

195 If we default, do I have to pay taxes?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 04:25 PM (u82oZ)

196 C'mon guys, open the door? I brought hot dogs!

Ahoy! We're all on the poop deck! Come aboard!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (Xrfse)

197 I remember when the phrase " debtor nation" was a pejorative phrase...,,

Posted by: keaken at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)

198 Fuck. Local news is flogging the 'MORE DEADLY THAN SPANISH FLU!' horse.

I hate people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (FwSdb)

199 Reuters: "US Border Guard uses horse reigns to threaten Haitian.." (couldn't catch the last word before it changed).

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (Xo5lP)

Reuters: "US Border Guard uses the fact that he even exists to threaten future Democrat voter!"

Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (5iUNf)

200 Not me. McConnell stabbed Trump in the back for four years. And for all of the "but the judges!" responses, I will simply point out that the SCOTUS picks have all dropped to their knees faster than Kamala in order to fellate the Dems.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2021 04:22 PM (2JVJo)


I hated him for ages, it really started during Obama. He just rubber stamped every damned thing. They showed me then they were not anything resembling an opposition party. When Trump was in, I actually thought that maybe, just maybe he'd be the same, if not a bit more. You know, riding the coattails of a winner. Nope, he was completely the opposite. There was no difference between him and if we'd have had the dems in power. Fuck him with a 50 year old redwood grape stake.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (wAnMi)

201 Fuck. Local news is flogging the 'MORE DEADLY THAN SPANISH FLU!' horse.


So is the "seasonal flu".

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (DpkTQ)

202 "I whip the reins down in Texas" just isn't as catchy.

Posted by: Toto at September 21, 2021 04:27 PM (a3Q+t)

203 198 Fuck. Local news is flogging the 'MORE DEADLY THAN SPANISH FLU!' horse.


It wouldn't be if they stopped killing people in hospitals with wrong treatments or lack there of

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:27 PM (8nD9v)

204 reigns-reins ... the reigns in Spain fall mainly..,,

Posted by: keaken at September 21, 2021 04:27 PM (6Je/Q)

205 201 Fuck. Local news is flogging the 'MORE DEADLY THAN SPANISH FLU!' horse.


So is the "seasonal flu".
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (DpkTQ)

Bullshit. It's H1N1. It's still working on the body count over a century later.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2021 04:27 PM (Ti+Tv)

206 You misspelled "bitch".

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (XHhHI)

207 I bless the reigns down in Africa.,

Posted by: keaken at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (6Je/Q)

208 Mommala says she supports an investigation right fricking now into the CBP treatment of migrants.

As Jack Posobiec says, wait till she finds out whose in charge....

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (mbFEM)

209
I might have misspelled "reins", or maybe it was there in the original Twat promotion. It's Reuters though, so 50/50.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 04:23 PM (5aFbR)

_________

Reuters. They're just dumb enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (/U27+)

210 If we default, do I have to pay taxes?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


SNORT!!!

Posted by: Congress at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (r1z5A)

211 Spanish Flea has killed more people than COVID, if you count dying from it instead of with it.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (Ti+Tv)

212
Reuters: "US Border Guard uses the fact that he even exists to threaten future Democrat voter!"
Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 04:26 PM (5iUNf)
---
Well, being is a key prerequisite of threatening.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2021 04:29 PM (XHhHI)

213 >>Mitch McConnell can suck a dick.

He can suck a basketball through a water hose.

Posted by: Ms. Lindsey Graham at September 21, 2021 04:29 PM (hhqGx)

214 As Jack Posobiec says, wait till she finds out whose in charge....
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (mbFEM)


Or, you know, who's...

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:29 PM (mbFEM)

215 Looks like we are gonna be taking in the majority of the 15 thousand Haitians with another 20 thousand supposedly on their way... Is there anyone left in Haiti ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:29 PM (8nD9v)

216 Mommala says she supports an investigation right fricking now into the CBP treatment of migrants.

As Jack Posobiec says, wait till she finds out whose in charge....
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM (mbFEM)

I think that Joe and the Ho are trying to make each other look bad.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:30 PM (mR6Gs)

217 Trump wasted all his team player accolades, always has. I understand and appreciate why (he loves him some America) but it doesn't work on any of these people.

On Mattis: He's mean. They call him 'Mad Dog'.

I still want ruthless Trump, but not sure he can go scorched earth.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 04:30 PM (3byMq)

218 The Full Faith and Credit of the Nation is at risk!
Posted by: garrett

You credit is no good heah!

You take things and go, Amehica is asshoe!

No mohe eggroll for you!

Posted by: Chinese Bankers and stuff at September 21, 2021 04:30 PM (vcOmj)

219 Papa Legba is gonna be a THING soon....

Posted by: keaken at September 21, 2021 04:30 PM (6Je/Q)

220 Blaster, at Insty a while back, someone made the comment that "all Kurt Schlichter columns should have at the top 'he does not believe a word he writes.'"

And that bothers me. Because I think it's true.
He does lots of angry talk. And real sharp snark. Much Yosemite Sam "don't cross that line!"

But at the end? So? That is, if you believe what you write, would writing really be the best course of correction?

Posted by: Lrrr at September 21, 2021 04:30 PM (jIL4c)

221 198 Fuck. Local news is flogging the 'MORE DEADLY THAN SPANISH FLU!' horse.

I hate people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



What is? Missing pretty blond girls?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (QFVV9)

222 Spanish Flea has killed more people than COVID, if you count dying from it instead of with it.
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2021 04:28 PM


But looking at Whipped Cream and Other Delights has raised the dead more than once.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (a3Q+t)

223 Spanish Flea has killed more people than COVID, if you count dying from it instead of with it.
Posted by: Roy


I believe that also applies to paper cuts.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (r1z5A)

224 >>Fuck. Local news is flogging the 'MORE DEADLY THAN SPANISH FLU!' horse.

The Media and the Dems are using every means at their disposal to ensure that every living American hates their ever-living guts - they are literally leaving no stone unturned in their quest to be despised by every sentient human-being living here...

Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (5iUNf)

225 Get Kamala on this whip thing!
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (CYnTg)

226 What's the heart disease total up to this year?

Oh, that's right. We only count covid this way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (l3lwl)

227 Mommala says she supports an investigation right fricking now into the CBP treatment of migrants.
.......

Yeah, why aren't they in 5 star hotels yet? And they look like they could use some new outfits.

Posted by: Petito's Pokies at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

228 He's just trying to wring out a concession for KY.

The Mitch McConnel bridge to nowhere.

Posted by: MJ at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (zwDuR)

229 Looks like we are gonna be taking in the majority of the 15 thousand Haitians with another 20 thousand supposedly on their way... Is there anyone left in Haiti ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:29 PM (8nD9v)

Of course we are. It was all a set up.
The so--called deportations were just a trial balloon to get the usual suspects riled up.
And it worked.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (mR6Gs)

230
Spanish Fly >> Spanish Flea >> Spanish Flu

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (/U27+)

231 the reigns in Spain fall mainly..,,
Posted by: keaken at September 21, 2021 04:27 PM (6Je/Q)

on the horses neck?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (oHd/0)

232 Turtle stole Jordan's yellow tie. See? No honor among thieves, I guess.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (3byMq)

233 Am I enjoying this?

Sure.

Does it make me appreciate McConnell and Romney more?

No.

All that the two Senators are saying is, "You locked us out of the spending bills, so you can worry about the debt ceiling. We're not going to support this mess if you won't let us include our own pork."

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (GvkRh)

234 @100

>>Geraldo needs to beaten to unconsciousness on a daily basis, just as a preventative measure.

I actually enjoy watching Geraldo beclown himself.

Unlike Juan Williams, who was simply a Democrat apparatchik and regurgitated Dem talking points that were telegraphed from jump, Geraldo simply looks at a situation and frequently chooses to take the stupidest and most egregiously indefensible position possible.

I've actually turned it into a sort of game.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (/B8gH)

235 Papa Legba is gonna be a THING soon....
Posted by: keaken at September 21, 2021 04:30 PM (6Je/Q)


Finally! Now we can finally have a Zombie Apocalypse.

*stocks up on machetes and flares*

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (Xo5lP)

236 So who were the 5 "republicants" that voted for the democrat takeover?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (IukSd)

237 Shut down the government.
Best thing. Cannot do us harm when shutdown.
Money grubbing whores the lot.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (jEOf0)

238 Actually we should fear an implosion caused by the debt. Cause that will be the starting bell for a collapse that will enable the governments of the world (cause the world economy will implode also) to conspire openly and create the central organize they dream of and the financing and military power to back it up.

There will be no rebels because there will be no where else they can go to get replenished or aided and the military will thus grow exponentially all over at the same time. They'll probably mostly ignore and barricade the largest areas/groups that become problems and except for the agricultural locations can be safely ignored because there is low population per sq mile in those areas and there's few places to hide. The Afghans and others thru the years used forests and mountains to hide from the military. Difficult terrain and mostly desolate. But that's not agricultural areas. They are generally flat with little forestation and now mountains to speak of. And even urban rebels will have a tough time of it with mandatory id's and micro chips. Don't gloss over the problems. The reality is grim unless they're stopped before they get much further.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (aayoh)

239 Some weeks ago read a article with Democrats saying they think printing money is fine, so asks why tax just keep printing.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (2JoB8)

240 Kabuki Boogaloo redux

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 04:32 PM (4I/2K)

241 Spanish Rice > Spanish Fly >> Spanish Flea >> Spanish Flu

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

242 no way in hell at least one RINO doesn't cave...

it's the only thing they know how to do.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 21, 2021 04:33 PM (kLwt5)

243 I still don't believe a word the Republican leadership says. The is just a bone being thrown to the base. They lose nothing by taking this stance.

Posted by: Dansgirls at September 21, 2021 04:33 PM (BcJdL)

244 What is? Missing pretty blond girls?
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (QFVV9)

Actually, I think I caught the tail end of a piece they were doing earlier.

What is going on there? She was a youtuber and she disappeared? Another country or here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:33 PM (FwSdb)

245 It should be called the forever-now-exponentially-increasing Debt Floor.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 04:33 PM (O5M9T)

246 For those keeping track, socialism has still killed more people then any disease in history

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:34 PM (DpkTQ)

247 Mitch and Mitt being correct is an odd feeling and one that makes me suspicious.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 04:34 PM (hwaFC)

248 And that bothers me. Because I think it's true.
He does lots of angry talk. And real sharp snark. Much Yosemite Sam "don't cross that line!"

But at the end? So? That is, if you believe what you write, would writing really be the best course of correction?
Posted by: Lrrr at September 21, 2021 04:30 PM (jIL4c)


There is something in there. I mean, a lot of what he writes is performative. Boob bait for the bubbas they used to call it. I mean, who wouldn't love a guy that reminds you all the time to buy guns and ammo? And yet - I think as much as he's a "norms mean nothing now" guy, he'd pretty much surrender to the norms.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:34 PM (mbFEM)

249 228 He's just trying to wring out a concession for KY.

The Mitch McConnel bridge to nowhere.
Posted by: MJ at September 21, 2021 04:31 PM (zwDuR)

Speaking from Kentucky- we will not see a damn thing from this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:34 PM (FwSdb)

250 >>>I remember when the phrase " debtor nation" was a pejorative phrase.

>I remember when an annual budget was more than just a menagerie of greedy pork-barrel spending.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (stUc+)

251 He's just trying to wring out a concession for KY.

In fairness, its not as much fun bending over without the KY.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (DpkTQ)

252 Shut down the government.
Best thing. Cannot do us harm when shutdown.
Money grubbing whores the lot.
Posted by: The Man from Athens


They'll shut down the Capitol grounds!! Oh, wait...

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (r1z5A)

253 BREAKING NEWS : Mitch McConnell can suck more dicks.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (hhqGx)

254 >>What is going on there? She was a youtuber and she disappeared? Another country or here?

Killed somewhere between Moab (last seen) and Grand Teton Park (body found), apparently.

By her BF who rolled home to Fl. 3-4 days later, without her and in her van.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (E2MsH)

255 Mitch is whore who says he wont take it in the ass

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (uCLWI)

256 Im kind of rooting for a default.
Collapse the fucker. Then rebuild without the commies and derp staters

Posted by: Fatass Barr Deep State stooge at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (aS7LQ)

257 244 What is going on there? She was a youtuber and she disappeared? Another country or here?

wyoming. not sure how that counts.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 21, 2021 04:36 PM (sGtp+)

258 They played that cop video of her crying with her nipples pointing out about a million times.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

259 He's just trying to wring out a concession for KY.

Huh? And here I thought Mitch liked to take it bareback and dry.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:36 PM (Xo5lP)

260 So apparently Romney took Biden to the woodshed over, of all things, illegal immigration. Said that Biden's handling of the border was literally leaving our country 'hanging by a thread.'

Guess he's trying to burnish his "credentials" as the guy willing to unload on both sides.

In the local rag, the leftists who are always screaming how we need more Romneys and less Trump's are savaging him. Pretty funny. Quoting scripture and claiming Romney is a heartless follower of Satan because he doesn't want to give away the world to illegals.

Romney, apparently, said that Biden wants to give 300 bucks a month to every kid whose parent has either a Social Security number OR a ITIN... and that illegal immigrants can get an ITIN. Romney said that with just two children, the US taxpayer would be paying 600 bucks a month to illegals for merely being here--far more than they'd make at home. It would be the biggest draw for illegal immigration ever.

Makes sense, but it's Romney saying it, so who knows if it's true?

Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at September 21, 2021 04:36 PM (DN0pc)

261 I think the disappeared girl was found. Really most sincerely dead. Stupid boyfriend was questioned by the vaunted FBI and released to disappear into the ether. Stupid sumbitch will be caught and quickly. Because stupid sumbitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:36 PM (o2MD2)

262 246 For those keeping track, socialism has still killed more people then any disease in history
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:34 PM (DpkTQ)
Probably right... Maybe. Hard to say.
Say 100+ million for Commies.

Malaria? Dunno the numbers on that.

Small pox has been and was nasty for around 2000 years. Do not know good numbers.

Bubonic plague? around a 1/3 of the worldwide population in the 1300s. More if you count all the other flare ups.

Flu (as a group) probably has all of them beat for the past 6000 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:37 PM (FwSdb)

263 Speaking from Kentucky- we will not see a damn thing from this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Have you considered black face?

Posted by: J thrudeau at September 21, 2021 04:37 PM (r1z5A)

264 jakee308

The Deep State has put in a comprehensive police state. License tag readers, cell phone locations, cell conversations, facial recognition, money and credit card trackers, spies and informants, etc.

OPSEC on counters. Wouldn't they like to know our plans? Some people, not me, have been planning since 2009.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 04:37 PM (u82oZ)

265 Willowed from the previous thread.

"We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions."

Adolf Hitler 1927

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

266
By her BF who rolled home to Fl. 3-4 days later, without her and in her van.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (E2MsH)

_________

"Hi, everyone, I'm back. Whoa, what a trip! Hey, where's what's-her-name?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:38 PM (/U27+)

267 234 I actually enjoy watching Geraldo beclown himself.

Unlike Juan Williams, who was simply a Democrat apparatchik and regurgitated Dem talking points that were telegraphed from jump, Geraldo simply looks at a situation and frequently chooses to take the stupidest and most egregiously indefensible position possible.

I've actually turned it into a sort of game.


does it involve drinking?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 21, 2021 04:38 PM (sGtp+)

268 Some weeks ago read a article with Democrats saying they think printing money is fine, so asks why tax just keep printing.
Posted by: Skip

Taxation, taking money out of the economy, is one way that they (the government and the Fed Reserve bank) can control the money supply.
If the money supply gets TOO BIG, then we do get Weimar levels of inflation. Not just 10% annually like right this minute, but maybe 50 -100% annually. But with Joe, all stupid things ARE possible.
With government spending about to go off the charts and off the rails, taxes need to go up to hoover up all that excess cash sloshing around.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 04:38 PM (vcOmj)

269 What is going on there? She was a youtuber and she disappeared? Another country or here?


I haven't followed it that closely. I only see the 'newz' at work. Some young gal, pretty, living the 'van' life with her boyfriend. Has a YTube page. She goes missing, boyfriend disappears. The MSM has there latest 'Soma' to show the masses. That's as much as I know. I'm not even sure they have found her body yet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 04:38 PM (QFVV9)

270 Eh, nothing brave by the GOPe here ... and if it came to it 10-20 of these GOPe senators would absolutely cave on this bluff in a heartbeat as soon as JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs sends the word "It's bad for business, old chum."

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 21, 2021 04:38 PM (dYe5S)

271 Say 100+ million for Commies.

Rummel says 200M or so.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:38 PM (DpkTQ)

272 Nothing will happen. The GOP will cuck out after a few days like they always do.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (OxZ6W)

273 I will believe them when every last illegal is deported.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (jEOf0)

274 Okay, here's a name: Herschel Walker. Elect him to the Senate, put him in charge

Seems uncomfortably like a 2021 version of Michael Steele, who not only lost his Senate race badly, but then made a GOPe-sponsored career of sabotaging real conservative efforts.

Posted by: cool breeze at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (UGKMd)

275 Spanish ladies who are insane and know how to use it but don't abuse it > Spanish Rice > Spanish Fly >> Spanish Flea >> Spanish Flu

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (4I/2K)

276 Is Romney gearing up for a 2024 run?

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (hV9ir)

277 By her BF who rolled home to Fl. 3-4 days later, without her and in her van.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (E2MsH)


Apparently some millennials/Gen Zers who thought how awesome lets go cross country in a van celebrate #vanlyfe but oh we have no actual life skills and are both kind of neurotic. Like and subscribe!

They were on body cam with some cops after an altercation between themselves. The cops split them up for a night and they did not want to press charges against each other. And then the guy comes back from Utah in the van without her, and doesn't mention anything to anybody.

So, yeah, this will be at least a miniseries on ID Discovery.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (mbFEM)

278 Have you considered black face?
Posted by: J thrudeau at September 21, 2021 04:37 PM (r1z5A)

Not even once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (FwSdb)

279
What's that song that goes kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, dirty laundry?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (4KqRl)

280 I knew this was going to be bad because of Biden's "slogan".

Build Back Better?

They weren't even trying. That's something you'd see in a movie about a crappy ad agency meltdown.

The finishing touch was Harris. A know fellatorix positioning her self thru her sex for her next political position. This time tho she got more than she could chew.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:40 PM (aayoh)

281 271 Say 100+ million for Commies.

Rummel says 200M or so.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2021 04:38 PM (DpkTQ)

Even so, disease is a hard one to quantify and any of the ones I mentioned could easily surpass that total throughout history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:40 PM (FwSdb)

282 >>What's that song that goes kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, dirty laundry?


Eye in the Sky by Allan Parsons Project

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:40 PM (E2MsH)

283 Supposedly, teh Turtle is a master of parliamentary procedure.
---
A myth pushed by the GOPe.
Any law student fresh out of school could best him inside a week.
1) this guy REGULARLY loses process fights to the Dems.
2) --and this has been hammered home the last year--rules only matter if you have the will to enforce them. He never has and never will.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 21, 2021 04:41 PM (jIL4c)

284 maybe now, lil attention whores will check out their attention pimps a lil bit more closely

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2021 04:41 PM (uCLWI)

285 I don't know if it's failure theatre, but some of the heavy hitters on gab have been urging everyone to call and tell them no on budget, debt ceiling and infrastructure or whatever it is.

They know the natives are restless.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 04:41 PM (AwPyG)

286 So, yeah, this will be at least a miniseries on ID Discovery.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (mbFEM)

Lifetime

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:41 PM (aayoh)

287
They played that cop video of her crying with her nipples pointing out about a million times.
Posted by: wth


Who, Fox Fake News?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:41 PM (4KqRl)

288 Bubble headed bleach blond....Rona Barrett?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:41 PM (o2MD2)

289 Stupid sumbitch will be caught and quickly. Because stupid sumbitch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 04:36 PM (o2MD2)


Who is going to catch him? The FBI that let him get away?

My money is on gators.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (mbFEM)

290 Did someone say Pointy Nipples?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (E2MsH)

291 He never has and never will.
Posted by: Lrrr

You get a harumph out of me.

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (Foq6I)

292 Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:40 PM (E2MsH)

Dirty Laundry by Henley

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (aayoh)

293
Remember the No Malarkey bus tour?

81 million "votes"...

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (4KqRl)

294 146 Mitch McConnell can suck a dick.

Like a pro.
Posted by: Chairman Xi at September 21, 2021 04:18 PM (DpkTQ)

He does have that recessed chin so as to not bruise your balls when you go balls deep, rapidly, and forcefully.

Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (VcFUs)

295 280 I knew this was going to be bad because of Biden's "slogan".

Build Back Better?

They weren't even trying. That's something you'd see in a movie about a crappy ad agency meltdown.

The finishing touch was Harris. A know fellatorix positioning her self thru her sex for her next political position. This time tho she got more than she could chew.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:40 PM (aayoh)

IIRC, "Build Back Better" was 1st Boris Johnson's slogan, so once again Slow Joe plagiarizes something from the Brits.

Not not Johnson's been much better, given his "green" fetish.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (5aFbR)

296 276 Is Romney gearing up for a 2024 run?
Posted by: IC at September 21, 2021 04:39 PM (hV9ir)

I just got a boner

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (uCLWI)

297 What's that song that goes kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, dirty laundry?

Eye in the Sky by Allan Parsons Project
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:40 PM (E2MsH)

Hahaha, I thought it was on Tales of Mystery and Imagination

https://youtu.be/uuCAFqu0-aU

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (wAnMi)

298 You never did understand the rules to this game, jake.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (E2MsH)

299 He does have that recessed chin so as to not bruise your balls when you go balls deep, rapidly, and forcefully.
Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 21, 2021 04:42 PM (VcFUs)

Damn, man. I ate two hours ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (FwSdb)

300 @267

>>does it involve drinking?

Well it is The Five and it's on at five o'clock.

So bourbon or Gimlets are in order.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (/B8gH)

301 By her BF who rolled home to Fl. 3-4 days later, without her and in her van.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (E2MsH)
......

With a name like Gabby she must have nagged him for weeks in that van.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

302
The killer-boyfriend-genius name is Brian Laundry.
It's like bad pulp fiction.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (4KqRl)

303 Albee couldn't write this shit.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (QZ/dC)

304 Eye in the Sky by Allan Parsons Project
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:40 PM (E2MsH)


Nailed it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)

305 >>With a name like Gabby she must have nagged him for weeks in that van.


Those van life girls never realize how much road head they are signing up for.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (E2MsH)

306 Man that was a shit version of Dirty Laundry, Imma downvote that jerk. Here's a decent one.

https://youtu.be/J_Q8ldj7TKQ

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (wAnMi)

307
Well it is The Five and it's on at five o'clock.

So bourbon or Gimlets are in order.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (/B8gH)


as chasers, maybe

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (uCLWI)

308 I understand that the spending is around 130% of GDP and the US will not be able to service it's debt payments in Oct. Who the hell knows?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (hEEp7)

309 He's just trying to wring out a concession for KY.

In fairness, its not as much fun bending over without the KY.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (DpkTQ)

KY was a major player in the Civil War. Both sides said,at least we had Kentucky.

All kidding aside, KY is a red state and one of the few that are getting redder. It is time to get rid of Mitch. I respected his machinations when others only shat on him.But he is long past his sell by date.I bet he is the least loved leader or a party in a long,long time. Just retire Mitch with some dignity,dont' make us throw you out and cause a huge stink over it.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (e1mwr)

310 The killer-boyfriend-genius name is Brian Laundry.

The FBI's gonna hang him out to dry.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (Xo5lP)

311 And speaking of failure theater, the Sussman indictment leads one to believe that attorney client privilege has been breached, somewhere between the Clintons, the CIA, Alphabet (google) and Perkins Coie.

So there's two reasons I can think of: it's all orchestrated, and this is what all the bad guys have agree to, or

A judge has found credible evidence of a conspiracy to defraud the court, which is one of the reasons the privilege can be breached.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (AwPyG)

312 I have no sympathy for women who stay in abusive relationships. Gabby should've taken a dog with her instead.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (310Aw)

313 The killer-boyfriend-genius name is Brian Laundry.

The FBI really took the starch outta this murderer.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:45 PM (Xo5lP)

314
The only one stupider than Brian Laundry, the killer-boyfriend, is...

the FBI.

The FBI couldn't find Quantico without Google Maps and someone to drive them there.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:45 PM (4KqRl)

315
The FBI's gonna hang him out to dry.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (Xo5lP)

Nope.. Unless there are faux nooses.. Then they're on the job

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:45 PM (8nD9v)

316 282 >>What's that song that goes kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, dirty laundry?

That classic by Creedence Clearwater Revival... Karma Chameleon.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 04:45 PM (5aFbR)

317 BREAKING NEWS : Nood.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2021 04:45 PM (hhqGx)

318 Who, Fox Fake News?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:41 PM (4KqRl)
.......

Yep, it's all I saw last weekend when I turned on the TV.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

319 But no mean tweets, amirite?


@JackPosobiec

Israel considering pulling their ambassador to the US over Iron Dome funding cut, per US official

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (ewXOW)

320 Kratos knows how you play the game.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (E2MsH)

321 https://tinyurl.com/zmy6h4w

Homicide.
By the sewer she lived, by the sewer she died. They called it murder, but it was sewercide.

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (Foq6I)

322 That's not how Eye in the Sky goes!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (KAi1n)

323 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good afternoon! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪


Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (u82oZ)

324 312 I have no sympathy for women who stay in abusive relationships. Gabby should've taken a dog with her instead.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (310Aw)
------------------

Utah cops put Gabby in detention for being
the abuser.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (SjHwm)

325 Those van life girls never realize how much road head they are signing up for.
Posted by: garrett

I understand that the spending is around 130% of GDP and the US will not be able to service it's debt payments in Oct. Who the hell knows?
Posted by: Ben Had

We're gonna need a shitload of those "van life" girls to service all this debt. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (vcOmj)

326 @309

And the U of Kentucky won the weekend sweepstakes for loudest chant of f*ck Biden.

I'm sure Mitch noticed. They're losing the yutes

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (AwPyG)

327

With a name like Gabby she must have nagged him for weeks in that van.
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

__________

https://youtu.be/TxzX7BNJYSQ

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (/U27+)

328 The killer-boyfriend-genius name is Brian Laundry.

The FBI really took the starch outta this murderer.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:45 PM (Xo5lP)



He'll fold under questioning.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (hwaFC)

329 The killer-boyfriend-genius name is Brian Laundry.

These abusive relationships are always rinse/ repeat.

Until it's time to dye.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (Xo5lP)

330 I understand that the spending is around 130% of GDP and the US will not be able to service it's debt payments in Oct. Who the hell knows?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 04:44 PM (hEEp7)

the electorate doesn't care anymore. If Republicans can't explain why absurd spending is bad, they need to fight on other grounds. I don't see 50 percent plus who are focused on fiscal responsibility.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (e1mwr)

331 Nood quickie.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (pLEy5)

332 And then the guy comes back from Utah in the van without her, and doesn't mention anything to anybody.

Posted by: blaster

Wait, Was that wrong? If I had known. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (mD/uy)

333 You never did understand the rules to this game, jake.
Posted by: garrett


Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (vcOmj)

334 McConnell and Daisy say if the Dems won't let them play with their toys they won't play at all.

Butch up guys.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (SjHwm)

335 How about putting forth which senator would be a better leader? Supposedly, teh Turtle is a master of parliamentary procedure.
Posted by: Unkaren at September 21, 2021 04:09 PM (vGJY7)


Turtle was pretty good at keeping that pervert Merrick Garland off the Supreme Court. Everything else he fucked up. I think he's significantly smarter than Shecky Schumer, but so is the dogshit you scrape off the bottom of your shoe.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 04:48 PM (y7DUB)

336 It's moider, I tells ya.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

337 @Fatass, we're nor quite there, but it's coming. I think we're such an economic juggernaut that we'll avoid a default, but there will have to be a scaling back of federal obligations. It will be caused by rising interest on the outstanding debt.

Some states will try to replace what the feds stop doing, and others won't. People and capital will continue to migrate to the fiscally responsible states with lower taxation and regulation. The USA may very well have to face a state or two going bankrupt in the 2020s and having to restructure its debt and unfunded liabilities.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 21, 2021 04:48 PM (+Q9b4)

338 >I remember when an annual budget was more than just a menagerie of greedy pork-barrel spending.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2021 04:35 PM (stUc+)

I remember when they had to present individual budgets for each Department and every year.

Now they just do continuing resolutions and big lump budgets that are really meaningless.

It's all show.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:48 PM (aayoh)

339 The Dan Abnett Warhammer novels are excellent.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2021 04:48 PM (/hXfz)

340 Oh man:

@seanmdav
Angelo Codevilla was killed by a drunk driver while walking home from church. And the Bulwark's resident garbage disposal's first instinct was to dance on his grave, which is surely the only exercise that gelatinous blob has done in the last decade.


*Jim Swift

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 04:48 PM (ewXOW)

341 >>>By her BF who rolled home to Fl. 3-4 days later, without her and in her van.

>What would be the BF's defense? She decided to shack up with Booboo and Yogi in the Rockies and forage for pic-a-nic baskets?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2021 04:49 PM (stUc+)

342
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:49 PM (4KqRl)

343 Is Kamala the pinnacle of van life girl achievement?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 21, 2021 04:50 PM (+Q9b4)

344 It's not that McConnell's dumb. It's that
He's batting for the other team.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 04:50 PM (SjHwm)

345 You never did understand the rules to this game, jake.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:43 PM (E2MsH)

RULES!

We don' need no steenking rules!

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:51 PM (aayoh)

346 Laundry could have driven the van into a rock and say he doesn't remember a thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (SjHwm)

347 The FBI couldn't find Quantico without Google Maps and someone to drive them there.

We are very busy infiltrating insurrection plots and investigating garage door nooses from you deplorables

Posted by: The FBI at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (UGKMd)

348 Dumbass FBI didn't hold Laundry and he's free to off himself when they get close and poof it's all for nothing. If that truck was in her name isn't that grand theft auto?

Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (+ya+t)

349 I going to send all my money to the GOP, except I already did that last month.

Posted by: 4thewin at September 21, 2021 05:09 PM (Oq5a2)

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