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Politico can now confirm -- nearly a year after the fact -- that Hunter Biden's laptop files were, get this!, mostly real.

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These two Professional Imbeciles still haven't admitted it's real:

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Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?

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I'm not certain, but I believe it means: A woman who identifies as a man some days and who is heterosexual. In other words, another woman attempting to come up with some "marginalized" way to say "straight."

If older women feel pressured to be anything but straight, think about what life is like for young teenage girls.

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Another study confirms that "virtual learning" does not result in actual learning, and the deleterious effects are felt more by the minorities our teacher corps claims are their number one concern (apart from their own health, comfort, salaries, and benefits):


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Another member of "The Squad" decides that she's immune from the rules she inflicts on The Commoners that she's supposedly a champion of.

For her part, Jayapal has already had the Wuhan coronavirus, testing positive back in January. She was pretty clear then about who she blamed and why. As Julio reported at the time, she released a statement eviscerating unmasked Republicans for her diagnosis that she said came from unmasked legislators who were sheltering with her in the Capitol on January 6th.

"Dr. Brian Monahan, the Attending Physician of the United States Congress, advised representatives and Congressional staff on Sunday that those in the secured room could have, 'been exposed to another occupant with coronavirus infection,'" explains the statement from Jayapal's office. "The duration in the room was multiple hours and several Republicans not only cruelly refused to wear a mask but mocked colleagues and staff who offered them one."

Ah, so those who refuse to wear masks are treating others around them "cruelly." Got it. Jayapal also gave a quote in the statement making her feelings about masking even more clear.

Let it be so:

The lesson is that under our new cultural hierarchy, blatant hypocrisy and double standards from the elite should be expected.

You stay within those ranks and in the good graces of the regime by paying constant homage to its cultural tastes and making it clear that in this new world of tolerance and inclusion, those who disagree or differ are justly and ruthlessly excluded.

The only flaw in this system is it will crumble if the people truly turn against them. If the people decide that they've had enough of the hypocrisy, enough of the vapid sloganeering, and begin to demand competence and accountability from leaders, maybe there will be consequences to this nonsense.

Until then, expect more absurdities.

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From Soothsayer, a British educational video from the 1970s about coronavirus.

(Not really.)

Posted by: Ace at 06:37 PM




Comments

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1 Undernood!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 22, 2021 05:36 PM (LvTSG)

2 Whoa!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 05:39 PM (mD/uy)

3 Wiiiiiiide

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 05:39 PM (8nD9v)

4 it feels very wide in here

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 05:39 PM (hV9ir)

5
It's so s t r e t c h e d out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 05:39 PM (DVbro)

6 this post is socially distanced

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 05:39 PM (j9HX3)

7 Woah. Margins are blown on my computer. The Corey DeAngelis screenshots seem to be the culprit.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at September 22, 2021 05:39 PM (5GOBv)

8
Why the fuck is it "news" that traitor bradley manning has the china virus??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 05:40 PM (DVbro)

9 Ann Lesby nailed it with the name.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 05:40 PM (O/2Wz)

10 ace in CinemaScope!

Add a pic of the female senator from AZ and it's SinemaScope!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2021 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)

11 Margin call, gentlemen.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (jWe5r)

12 John Waters has a really interesting theory on the COVID "op" - how it's working functionally on us all.

(link in sig)

hint: it's a subversion of human play

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (j9HX3)

13 Gotta get a new bourbon

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (oWBc3)

14 Wow roomy in here.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (JUOKG)

15 This is an odd sensation.

Ann Lesby? Is that it's real name?

Posted by: Hacki Psaki at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (Tnijr)

16 jfc, the wicked witch of the east had her chin and nose under more control than that.

Posted by: x at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (oA+QO)

17 The margins are sitting over their smoking their cig with a satisfied look.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (O/2Wz)

18 Does this fine smart mil blog make me look fat?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:41 PM (wAnMi)

19 Hint: It's Corey's fault.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:42 PM (wAnMi)

20 good catch banana!

that Ann thing is definitely a parody

it's funny, too!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 05:42 PM (j9HX3)

21 I still contend the MSM...

Of fuck it.. y'all know the drill. How reinforced IS CNN's HQ anyway?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 05:42 PM (BFigT)

22 Modeled after our Kamala.

Something, something, drive a truck through it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 05:42 PM (mD/uy)

23 Stretched

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 05:42 PM (NpAcC)

24 This should satisfy those on the far left as well as the far right.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:42 PM (wAnMi)

25 Who is Chelsea Manning and why does he look like a cheap knock off John Denver?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Vxu+H)

26 Further Goldberg:

"So, you accept people's word who have nothing to gain over guys who do at face value? By the way, can I cross the this highway against traffic on the i-95 freeway and not get fucking run over? Seriously, I think I can...no,wait...ahhhugggh...call 911!"

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 05:43 PM (5iUNf)

27 I can drive my truck in heah! YEE HAW!

* does donuts while blowing "Dixie" horn *

Posted by: Billy Bubba Ray Bob at September 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Tnijr)

28 The first two pictures and captions are hilarious. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 05:44 PM (jalt3)

29 Chelsea Manning needs some Proactive - lots of zits on its chin.

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 05:44 PM (hV9ir)

30 Who is Chelsea Manning and why does he look like a cheap knock off John Denver?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

John Denver thought of himself as a County BOY!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 05:44 PM (mD/uy)

31 I blow margins too! And other things....

Posted by: The Very Reverend Dr Bishop David French at September 22, 2021 05:44 PM (7bRMQ)

32 W I d e S c r e e n

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 05:44 PM (2JoB8)

33 Ace of Spades, now in 16:9

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 22, 2021 05:44 PM (xPl2J)

34 I would be glad if Katie Hill went away permanently from any connection with politics whatsoever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 05:44 PM (jalt3)

35 Katie Hill? That's the throuple chick? I figured she'd wind up on OnlyFans or PHub by now. Bless her heart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2021 05:45 PM (QFVV9)

36 @Hacki, I'm with you. The semi-trans is a parody, wannabe Titania McGrath.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2021 05:45 PM (iRZl4)

37 Flush left!

Posted by: dartist at September 22, 2021 05:45 PM (+ya+t)

38 I've got a really wide stance. Bubbaspreading.

Posted by: Billy Bubba Ray Bob at September 22, 2021 05:45 PM (Tnijr)

39 Roomy. I appreciate roomy.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 22, 2021 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)

40 Who does this "Delaware computer repair guy" even write for, anyway?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:46 PM (6FeV1)

41 Whew, I thought it was the effects of the tequila over mashed strawberries.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 05:46 PM (y/8x9)

42 So how are all the cellphone users doin this fine day?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 05:46 PM (O/2Wz)

43 Stretched out, like Katie Hill's orifices.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2021 05:46 PM (QU5/8)

44 this looks ridiculous on a 49 inch monitor

Posted by: x at September 22, 2021 05:46 PM (oA+QO)

45 AoSHQ... now in widescreen format for your amusement. Check out the Allah Snack Bar.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (BFigT)

46 Who is Chelsea Manning and why does he look like a cheap knock off John Denver?
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John Denver was a horndog.

He was nothing like that tranny traitor.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (k4dH2)

47 Roomy. I appreciate roomy.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 22, 2021 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)

In the hips? Someone call agent Starling....

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (5iUNf)

48
*contentedly lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (n+4am)

49

Gabriielle Drake in the purple wig with BIG tits looks awesome on widescreen!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (s2VJv)

50 They need to get Manning on a ventilator fast

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (2JoB8)

51 ace doesn't mock y'all when you make a formatting stutter.

Posted by: Duncanthraxb at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (a3Q+t)

52 I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

53 whoopsie!

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (0G13K)

54 it's like How The West Was Won

Posted by: x at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (oA+QO)

55 Whew.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (wAnMi)

56 This British actor, Laurence Fox, is an outspoken critic of all things woke. Recently ran for mayor of London against whatshisface Kahn. Looks like he has a new project:

BREAKING NEWS:
@LozzaFox is Hunter Biden in "My Son Hunter."

'The Hunter story fascinates me so much, especially the vigor with which the mainstream media continue to try and suppress it.'

http://MySonHunter.com

https://tinyurl.com/8893r2mn

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (ewXOW)

57 I thought the blog fell into Kamala's hoochie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (r+sAi)

58 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2021 05:48 PM (Vxu+H)

59 I like to be stretched!

Posted by: Kamala at September 22, 2021 05:48 PM (+ya+t)

60 Ann Lesby PhD Women's Studies head has to be a parody.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 05:48 PM (KnJdm)

61 Definitely cruel for her to go maskless. That bitch is uuuuuugly. Ugly as hammered sin. Ugly as a mud fence. She's got a face not even a mother could love. She'd be better off just having that shit removed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (sxX7H)

62 Who is Chelsea Manning?

Removed from the military for espionage/leaking sensitive information while in Iraq. He pretends he is a woman for added sympathy. I don't know if he's had the full snip, snick and cut procedure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (jalt3)

63 I thought that was Chelsea ... you know ... the other one .. and I thought "Damn!".

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (27q/y)

64 Gainzzzzzzzzzz!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (PiwSw)

65 Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?
.......

NUTJOB

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

66 Steve Bannon's show just reported (unconfirmed) that the $8billion lawsuit against Rudy Guliani has been dropped!

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (aAP3z)

67 51 ace doesn't mock y'all when you make a formatting stutter.
Posted by: Duncanthraxb at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (a3Q+t)

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We just get sent to the Barrel.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (CAJOC)

68 I thought the blog fell into Kamala's hoochie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

"I fell down into a burning ring of fire.
I went down down down. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (mD/uy)

69 They need to get Manning on a ventilator fast

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (2JoB

Doesn't he need a vagilator, first?

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (KnJdm)

70 I thought the blog fell into Kamala's hoochie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (r+sAi)

Talk about your rabbit holes!

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (5iUNf)

71 Good early evening Horde.

The only good thing I can say about today is that I went shopping in my mask-mandated county and I went maskless in every store. No one saI'd a thing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (TdMsT)

72 I mean, "Ann Lesby"?

Come on.

Does she work with a Q. Weir?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (6FeV1)

73 @Hacki, I'm with you. The semi-trans is a parody, wannabe Titania McGrath.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2021 05:45 PM (iRZl4)
********
Being followed by Jim Eagle was the giveaway for me.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (NpAcC)

74 Ladyl, trendsetter!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (y/8x9)

75 "Politico can now confirm -- nearly a year after the fact -- that Hunter Biden's laptop files were, get this!, mostly real."

That's some top-notch reporting. And so timely, too. It's no wonder their credibility soars.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (aXxgO)

76 Now there's a dearth of girth.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (O/2Wz)

77 Into the Great Wide Open

Posted by: Tom Petty at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (a4EWo)

78 Who is Chelsea Manning?

Removed from the military for espionage/leaking sensitive information while in Iraq. He pretends he is a woman for added sympathy. I don't know if he's had the full snip, snick and cut procedure.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 05:49 PM (jalt3)


I think "she" did, because she got reconfigured at US Taxpayer Expense before she was released?

Why they ever enlisted he/she/it, I never understood?

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (Z32m1)

79 Who is Chelsea Manning?
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Originally Bradley Manning, was a spy. Violated his military clearances and stole a bunch of classified material. His fellow traitor Obama commuted his prison sentence.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (k4dH2)

80 Ann Lesby PhD Women's Studies head has to be a parody.

Maybe, but it's also entirely possible it is not. That's how completely and Utterly Defective people are these days.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (27q/y)

81 72 I mean, "Ann Lesby"?

Come on.

Does she work with a Q. Weir?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (6FeV1)


Fay Gell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

82 Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?

Someone who is totally fu*ked in the head.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (axyOa)

83 British film has a nice shot of a Plymouth Cricket (Hillman Avenger). Haven't seen one for years.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (qurRi)

84 Fay Gell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

Moe Ho

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

85 Chelsea Manning tests positive for Covid-19
.......

Well, I guess Truvada won't protect you.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

86 No Ivermectin for Bradley.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (y/8x9)

87 {{{Ben Had}}}

I just need to be in Texas. Can I come a few weeks early?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (TdMsT)

88 82 Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?


A biden voter

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (8nD9v)

89 84 Fay Gell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

Moe Ho
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)


Faye Rhee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (s2VJv)

90 Seth Dillon is a savage

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (ssx3L)

91 Is Katie the Naked Bong Hit Chick In Congress.

Tough to keep up, but I think I have that correct. That was back in the Normal Times iirc. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (27q/y)

92 Wide Open Spaces.

Also: Lesby, Ann? Is this not a parody?

Also also: Apparently the former non-data scientist Rebekah Jones (who's running for Congress/grifting) went to a county school board meeting in Escambia, FL, to urge masking kids in school. She lasted a whole 44 seconds into her speech before taking off her mask.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (hhRHf)

93 I mean, "Ann Lesby"?

Come on.

Does she work with a Q. Weir?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (6FeV1)


Fay Gell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

C. Ocksucker.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (KnJdm)

94 Fay Gell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

Moe Ho
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

Faye Rhee.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (s2VJv)

Fanny Packard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (6FeV1)

95 82 Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?
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Gay.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (k4dH2)

96 91 Is Katie the Naked Bong Hit Chick In Congress.

Tough to keep up, but I think I have that correct. That was back in the Normal Times iirc. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (27q/y)


Katie Hill was the throuple slag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (s2VJv)

97 Ladyl, of course you can.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (y/8x9)

98 I'm in a very bad mood my 15 year old dog passed last weekend and if I see a leftist spewing shit, there is going to be one less leftists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (iDcra)

99 Why is it news that Chelsea Manning has the covids?!

Thanks, The Hill, for covering this instead of something that actually matters.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (ewXOW)

100 Just an FYI, the GiveSendGo (Christian crowd funding) page set up for the Project Veritas whistleblower nurse Jodi O'Malley has raised almost $413k since yesterday!

Good to know, because if she's not right now, she very soon will be gainfully unemployed.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (wAnMi)

101 I was promised silver lurex jumpsuits and benevolent punch card panjandrums! On the moon! This is not the sleek modern future I imagined.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

102 94
Fanny Packard
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (6FeV1)


Rahm Prainger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (s2VJv)

103 I see, too, that Jonah Goldberg has upped his dosage of Stupid Pills.

I'm convinced he never wrote Liberal Fascism. No way a person can swing so far so quickly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (aXxgO)

104 97 Ladyl, of course you can.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (y/8x9)


My port in every storm!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (TdMsT)

105 "semi-trans man lesbian interested in men" It uses she/her pronouns, so that means it's probably a man, only semi-trans because he hasn't chopped it yet. I guess "man lesbian interested in men" means gay as fuck.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (ZTqLB)

106 Ann Lesby born in Rody, PA

Literally screaming at you it's a parody. FFS

Posted by: parsimony at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (Sn3GN)

107 >>Is Katie the Naked Bong Hit Chick In Congress.

No, she resigned in disgrace.
However, she appears to have no other skills so she's continuing to leverage her short stint in Congress.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (ewXOW)

108 101 I was promised silver lurex jumpsuits and benevolent punch card panjandrums! On the moon! This is not the sleek modern future I imagined.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)


Can you dress like Gabrielle Drake and fill out that silver suit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (s2VJv)

109 Lesby, Ann

Yep, that seems legit.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (O/2Wz)

110 106 Ann Lesby born in Rody, PA

Literally screaming at you it's a parody. FFS
Posted by: parsimony at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (Sn3GN)

Worst part of it is, it could be true

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 05:56 PM (8nD9v)

111
I'm in a very bad mood my 15 year old dog passed last weekend...
Posted by: Jukin


Damn.
Sorry.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2021 05:56 PM (DVbro)

112 Rahm Prainger.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (s2VJv)

*slaps money on table*

I'm out. You win.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:56 PM (6FeV1)

113 Can you dress like Gabrielle Drake and fill out that silver suit?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:55 PM (s2VJv)
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To the breaking point, sir!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 22, 2021 05:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

114 102 94
Fanny Packard
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:53 PM (6FeV1)


Rahm Prainger.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (s2VJv)


Also, Peter Puffer. Secretary of Transportation,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:56 PM (s2VJv)

115 I'm in a very bad mood my 15 year old dog passed last weekend and if I see a leftist spewing shit, there is going to be one less leftists.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (iDcra)


So sorry to hear about your pooch. 15 years is pretty awesome though, but that's not going to make you feel much better. If it makes you feel better to run over some Andy Tifa type, don't hesitate.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (wAnMi)

116 Rody, PA --> PARody

Posted by: parsimony at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (Sn3GN)

117 Archer's
Public service ad:

For women who feel pressured to be anything but straight and young teenage girls:

Repeat after me "FUCK. THEM. AND. WHAT. OTHERS. THINK." "They don't matter." "Only I matter."


You're welcome.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (gmo/4)

118 Why is it news that Chelsea Manning has the covids?!

Thanks, The Hill, for covering this instead of something that actually matters.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (ewXOW)
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Chelsea must be one of those right wing, Trump loving vaccine deniers! Aren't those the only people getting the Chinese Coronavirus now?

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (Z32m1)

119 Damn.
Sorry.

Thanks sometimes it hits hard others not so much. It is awful quite around here and nobody picks up the food that is dropped... or makes my life brighter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (iDcra)

120 Lalabia de Fronthole, Countess of Munch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (y/8x9)

121 Sorry about your pooch, Jukin.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (uPJhw)

122 Was Katie connected to Epstein?

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (N/iqz)

123 Bradley Manning..., it's 'Bradley Manning'. I'm not going to reinforce their psychosis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (1vynn)

124 Sorry about your pooch!
15 years is a pretty good run for a doggeh.

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (aAP3z)

125 I can't remember, what was Mr. French's reaction to prostitute Piss gate?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (ssx3L)

126
Wyam C. Yay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (s2VJv)

127 Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?

As a Leftist in good standing, she knows as a heterosexual woman, she is now near (but not at) the bottom of the Progressive Stack, so she came up with this to move up the hierarchy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (PiwSw)

128 I'm so terribly sorry, Julian. Losing your dog is so awfully hard.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (CR79h)

129 Oh, common who would make up a name like that.

Posted by: Pregnant Peter Buttjizz and his husband at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (O/2Wz)

130 101 I was promised silver lurex jumpsuits and benevolent punch card panjandrums! On the moon! This is not the sleek modern future I imagined.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

Yup, where the hells my jetpack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1SCu9yiBlo

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (oHd/0)

131 >>>Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?

Yo! Re-read the tweet.You left a word out. "lesbian". And here you thought it couldn't be even more silly.

Posted by: NoOne NoHow at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (vlXMQ)

132 So, ok, fine, this account is parody. Hilarious.

Now what about the million odd other accounts on Twitter that look exactly like this and aren't parody?

Nobody makes a parody of something that doesn't exist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (6FeV1)

133 Just an FYI, the GiveSendGo (Christian crowd funding) page set up for the Project Veritas whistleblower nurse Jodi O'Malley has raised almost $413k since yesterday!

Good to know, because if she's not right now, she very soon will be gainfully unemployed.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (wAnMi)
********
Dr. Maria Gonzales and the other nurse Deanna Paris are probably going to be fired and will also be needing help.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (NpAcC)

134 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 05:57 PM (iDcra)

My last girl passed in 2016, and I'm just now thinking about getting a new dog. It's not easy at all, but they sure AF make life far more tolerable, especially these days.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (wAnMi)

135 I can't remember, what was Mr. French's reaction to prostitute Piss gate?
Posted by: Kindltot

Mister Bill! Mister Bill!! Sissy's blowing Mr. French!!


Ooops. Wrong Mr. French. My bad.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (mD/uy)

136 I don't understand why a country that routinely (almost always) selects Presidents based on looks alone also makes hideous freaks like Jayapal congressmen. Is it just a Presidential thing? Like if you're in a lower office it's ok to have a face that looks like a cut-rate Halloween mask sewn by a three fingered Chinese child laborer, but the White House is just a bridge too far?

"I'll have an unsavory creature from a German fairy tale represent my district, but I'll be damned if she'll read the ruling class's arbitrary and capricious diktats to me on TV - I have to watch that, dammit!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (sxX7H)

137 Mike Hammer, right there with ya. It's Bradley.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (y/8x9)

138 I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments.
Posted by: wth

"It was a dark and stormy night......"

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (arJlL)

139 yep 15 years is a good run. thanks all.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (iDcra)

140 " it feels very wide in here"

Paypals face did it.

Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (x6uUk)

141 Bradley Manning looks a lot like Katie Hell.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

142 Chelsea spouts Authentic Fronthole Gibberish.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (uPJhw)

143 Also, Peter Puffer. Secretary of Transportation,
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
------

Ah, the Butterjug guy. As I've observed before, his primary qualification as Sec. of Trans. would seem to be the experience of being rear-ended.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (1vynn)

144 I can't remember, what was Mr. French's reaction to prostitute Piss gate?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (ssx3L)

He believed it. Because he himself has done it, or really, his wife and her boyfriend did....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (7bRMQ)

145 Jayapal spread her germs all over that cake by blowing out the candles. I thought we weren't allowed to sing in church but she can slobber all over a cake?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (4cDKa)

146 Wait.

So who was doing Naked Bong Hits With Staffers? She was forced to resign too. It's gotta be her.

I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (27q/y)

147 clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (wAnMi)

True that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (iDcra)

148 Chelsea Manning. You don't become a woman by wearing makeup and growing your hair long. Even chopping off your weiner doesn't make you a women. Just a man with a chopped off weiner.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R)

149 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (arJlL)

150 They told us Manning has Covid so we all can hope he becomes part of the statistics

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (2JoB8)

151 Have a cranberry juice

Posted by: Mr.French at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (GH9Yd)

152 Very important COVID news. Apologies if someone already posted this. Might be considered mildly NSFW.

https://youtu.be/Z0m-SbCV3Gc?t=535

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (nLrWw)

153 I would say. A straight, flat chested woman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (c1sSU)

154 Just when I thought I'd seen every variation of the name Crystal.

Now we have Krystle. Does it rhyme with gristle? Still, funny pic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (xPJvm)

155 >>> I told my kid we could get a dog this year. But I'm waiting to see if my company fires me for not letting them inject me. I putting off a whole lot actually.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (O/2Wz)

156 would seem to be the experience of being rear-ended.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:00 PM (1vynn)

He is the country's foremost expert in running trains.

Or should that be hindmost?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (6FeV1)

157 Oh, common who would make up a name like that.
Posted by: Pregnant Peter Buttjizz and his husband at September 22, 2021 05:58 PM (O/2Wz)

Really.

Posted by: Dick N. Balschaef at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

158 Chelsea Manning. You don't become a woman by wearing makeup and growing your hair long. Even chopping off your weiner doesn't make you a women. Just a man with a chopped off weiner.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R)

Eunuch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (oHd/0)

159 https://tinyurl.com/mj82w3vk
20 Tweets from Bad Blue some very good ones and couple of laughs

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (2JoB8)

160 It must be so easy and yet so frustrating to write for the Bee. The world is full of things to satirize, but then within days sometimes the crazy thing you wrote comes true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (KZzsI)

161 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 05:54 PM (iDcra)

Sorry about your dear furry family member, but nobody wants you to see you go to jail for getting rid of a leftist..
Besides, I have visited people in prison but it's not my favorite clergy task to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 06:02 PM (jalt3)

162 Sorry to hear about your dog, Jukin. It's always so hard to lose a fur baby.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

163 I always liked that 1970's public service announcement here in the US where the little black girl said if she was President of the United States she would stop peoples from breaking into other people's houses...

She hollered out the "houses!" part....made me chuckle each time I seens it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2021 06:03 PM (R/m4+)

164 They told us Manning has Covid so we all can hope he becomes part of the statistics
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (2JoB

=============================

I am surprised he has not become part of the other death statistics for Trans folks. I guess his 15 minutes of fame is not up yet?

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (Z32m1)

165 What is amazing is how fast the nevertrumpers were to believe and support a daffy conspiracy theory without a shred of evidence or rational backing but reject every theory that has tons of both and history to back them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

166 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...

Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

167 Even chopping off your weiner doesn't make you a women. Just a man with a chopped off weiner.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R)
......

lol
Sad. It does also make him a Future Suicide candidate.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

168 Are Biden's staffers literally retarded?

They're going to send Haitians to Gitmo now?
https://t.co/CbvSdtn4Bn?amp=1

Can these utter morons get anything right?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (UW2ZS)

169 72 I mean, "Ann Lesby"?

Come on.

Does she work with a Q. Weir?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 05:50 PM (6FeV1)


Lesley Ann Warren?

Posted by: Javems at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (AmoqO)

170 He is the country's foremost expert in running trains.

Or should that be hindmost?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-------

There's a caboose joke in there, but I can't quite make it out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (1vynn)

171 Thanks all. I appreciate it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (iDcra)

172 There are genuine Jet Packs on display at the Army Museum of Transportation, FT. EUSTIS (Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks) Virginia.

At least there were when I visited. Could be in the hands of the Taliban, who knows.

The Army found limited range at the time, only about 90 seconds.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (27q/y)

173 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

MY TIME HAS COME!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (KZzsI)

174 166 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The 'road' was long...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (c1sSU)

175 I'm very sorry for your loss Jukin.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (UW2ZS)

176 Jukin

Sorry for your loss.
It's been a couple of months and I still glance to see if the water bowl is full.
And sweeping the kitchen floor? My little hairy vacuum is not around to help.

Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (x6uUk)

177 BREAKING NEWS: Biden has stated, the facts were mis-stated. "I'm not gonna put Haitians in Gitmo. That's for the vax refusers!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (L2ZTs)

178 It's "Buttzkrieg." The '24 Buttzkrieg campaign will flank the Democrats' Vaginot Line of female candidates, and then storm the Republicans from behind. He is the Hinds Guderian of our time, a true Panzy Leader.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (sxX7H)

179 The night was sultry, hot and humid like a prom date.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (N/iqz)

180 I thought manning was no longer useful. Let me guess, it has a book coming out, so it needs a press release for exposure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (mdgQ7)

181 Corn Maze was a bad dude. He ran a bunch of bad boys.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (P4LRL)

182 Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?

Yes. A parody.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2021 06:07 PM (1t5dY)

183 Can these utter morons get anything right?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (UW2ZS)

They think Gitmo is on Hispanola.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 06:07 PM (6FeV1)

184 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)


Sultry!

THE NIGHT WAS SULTRY!

Posted by: Mama at September 22, 2021 06:07 PM (AiZBA)

185 Lesley Ann Warren?

Posted by: Javems at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (AmoqO)

I think you're recalling Les, Lee, and Warren. They had a dog act....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 06:07 PM (7bRMQ)

186 At least when Jonah gets bought he stays bought

Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 06:07 PM (CYnTg)

187 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 05:59 PM (wAnMi)

clicked your nic. thank you a lot.

Posted by: Wuhan Bat Local 517 - 'it was Fauci' at September 22, 2021 06:08 PM (RoIW/)

188 What new variant of the deadly coronavirus are brewing inside chimeras like Bradley Manning? It buggers the mind.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2021 06:08 PM (stUc+)

189 Next up, mannings beef with trump because of some offensive thing trump would probably say in response to something manning wants to do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 06:08 PM (mdgQ7)

190 The road was moist,like the night....

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (GH9Yd)

191 Mmmm, Mannings Beef!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (L2ZTs)

192 Next up, mannings beef with trump because of some offensive thing trump would probably say in response to something manning wants to do.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 06:08 PM (mdgQ7)


This is CNN.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (AiZBA)

193 183 Can these utter morons get anything right?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:05 PM (UW2ZS)

They think Gitmo is on Hispanola.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 06:07 PM (6FeV1)

They have no idea where it is. The common grasp of geography is pretty dim and misty. Just like with history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (c1sSU)

194 Let me see if I can do it right:

This blonde in a tank and short shorts wants you to know that every creature deserves love:

https://tinyurl.com/e57s95s5

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (ewXOW)

195 OK, I'm not a real cowboy, at least not since I was 7yo, but looked at that supposed horse whip picture and that didn't look like a whip to me and do know what they are.
( obviously had one when I was a kid)

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:10 PM (2JoB8)

196 Yep - we're constantly lectured that crazy people should not be allowed access to guns.

Yet the same people lecture us that it's Really Important that transexuals, who are after all, crazy, and a suicide risk, are allowed in the military. Where they have all kinds of fucking guns.

Did we ever here who or why that sailor burnt down a $2 Billion aircraft carrier in San Diego? Radio Silence, eh?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:10 PM (27q/y)

197 The night was sultry, hot and humid like a prom date.
Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (N/iqz)
......

There was puke on her dress?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

198 11 babies have been born in Del Rio so far.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 06:10 PM (NpAcC)

199 >>At least when Jonah gets bought he stays bought


Well, you should see the couch it paid for!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:10 PM (ewXOW)

200 Manning is going to walk past trump tower with a trans flag. Trump is going to be sooooo maaaaaad! He probably wants manning put in jail for being trans! Xhe talks about Trumps violence against trans in xer new book out soon!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2021 06:11 PM (mdgQ7)

201 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

"The night lingers Antoninus..."

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:11 PM (5iUNf)

202 Jonah and that wimp MetroSexual David are like the kids that used to ride on the football team bus and would constantly annoy you with their snark and drivel. . . . .until you finally just took off your cleats, beat their mouths in with them, and then pushed their buck teeth up against the glass and left a blood streak. . . . and told them that you'd slit them from ear to ear if they didn't STFU. They are those kids

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat and RINO bastards at September 22, 2021 06:11 PM (5DfsO)

203 Last night I found out my primary credit card has been compromised. I cancelled it. My bank can issue a card online, then get the physical card to me via mail. But for some reason the online issued card doesn't include a CVV. So it's practically useless.

Harumph.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:11 PM (UW2ZS)

204 What is amazing is how fast the nevertrumpers were to believe and support a daffy conspiracy theory without a shred of evidence or rational backing but reject every theory that has tons of both and history to back them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Hatred can make you do stupid things.

Incorporating an all-consuming hatred and politics into one's personality makes for a personality disorder. Or nine.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2021 06:11 PM (1t5dY)

205 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

"The night lingers Antoninus..."

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:11 PM (5iUNf)

Slooooowly I turned....step by step.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 22, 2021 06:12 PM (RoIW/)

206 That blond chick that gots covids is butt-ugly.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2021 06:12 PM (V13WU)

207 "Did we ever here who or why that sailor burnt down a $2 Billion aircraft carrier in San Diego?"

I read they have the perp, a US sailor.
That is the last I've heard.

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 06:12 PM (aAP3z)

208 11 babies have been born in Del Rio so far.

--

If you're in the country illegally, without permission, unauthorized in any way, the kid you bring into this world does not qualify for automatic citizenship. At least, that's what it should be.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (O+I8R)

209 But for some reason the online issued card doesn't include a CVV. So it's practically useless.

Harumph.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:11 PM (UW2ZS)


Post the number, we can look up the CVV for you.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (P4LRL)

210 https://tinyurl.com/e57s95s5

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (ewXOW)

Wow! Nice goat!!!!

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Taliban at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (7bRMQ)

211 Corn Maze was a bad dude. He ran a bunch of bad boys.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (P4LRL)

I saw one of those digital road signs recently that the cops use to tell you to slow down or be aware of something. It simply said "Joe is an idiot". It was comforting really to realize I don't have to go far to get around normal people. Half this nation doesn't travel at all, they have no idea that normals are really everywhere and they are surrounded.

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (GH9Yd)

212 11 babies have been born in Del Rio so far.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 06:10 PM (NpAcC)
......

Aww, cute. When will they be old enough for roping?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

213 Slooooowly I turned....step by step.....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 22, 2021 06:12 PM (RoIW/)

I see and hear this reference a lot, but I have no clue what it's origin is, except for something about Niagara Falls. Even heard it on an episode of MST 3k.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

214 I thought it was one of them LC-thingees, not an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (c1sSU)

215 see and hear this reference a lot, but I have no clue what it's origin is, except for something about Niagara Falls. Even heard it on an episode of MST 3k.


3 stooges

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (ySQBZ)

216 Another video of Aussie cops shooting protesters with rubber bullets.

https://bit.ly/3AEi6xG

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (UW2ZS)

217 Let me see if I can do it right:

This blonde in a tank and short shorts wants you to know that every creature deserves love:

https://tinyurl.com/e57s95s5

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (ewXOW)

That was great!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (iDcra)

218
>"I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

219 In the Bad Blue link a picture of ID cards tossed away by the invaders from all over South America

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:15 PM (2JoB8)

220 Lizzy that was a good video

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:15 PM (2JoB8)

221 ok, I'm checking out that guy's youtube chnl

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 06:15 PM (ZZK0E)

222 194 Let me see if I can do it right:

This blonde in a tank and short shorts wants you to know that every creature deserves love:

https://tinyurl.com/e57s95s5
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (ewXOW)

Thanks, Lizzy! One for the 'ettes!

Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)

223 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

I disagree.

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:15 PM (GH9Yd)

224 Yeah, and those babies born here are just as fucking illegal alien as their parents.

That whole thing is legal soohistry, brought (again .. noticing a pattern here?) by leftist asshats who should be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:16 PM (27q/y)

225 This blonde in a tank and short shorts wants you to know that every creature deserves love:

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (ewXOW)


A fit young man with a sheep with its head caught in a fence. This could have been a nasty joke

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 06:16 PM (ssx3L)

226 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

That was all Greek to me....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 06:16 PM (7bRMQ)

227 218
>"I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,



Vogon poetry?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2021 06:16 PM (QFVV9)

228 Cannibal Bob! Great to see you here!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 06:16 PM (TdMsT)

229 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

Wow. The online translator I found went kind of haywire.

'Key features, Wisconsin.' Was the first line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (c1sSU)

230 11 babies have been born in Del Rio so far.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 06:10 PM (NpAcC)
........

The Haitians haven't been told about PP yet?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

231 > I read they have the perp, a US sailor.
That is the last I've heard.

Unless things have changed, the "evidence" against that sailor was rice-paper thin. He was disgruntled, but every damn sailor is disgruntled. Some people saw someone leaving the scene they thought could be him, but they weren't sure. They also had DNA on the scene, but it wasn't his.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (UW2ZS)

232 That blond chick that gots covids is butt-ugly.


Whoever was Bradley Manning's Army recruiter should be in Leavenworth finishing what's left of his remaining sentence.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (pY60l)

233 Another video of Aussie cops shooting protesters with rubber bullets.

.....

They were threatening inanimate objects. Had to be done.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (C1iZg)

234 11 babies have been born in Del Rio so far.

...


Covered 100% by the taxpayers.

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (QeT29)

235 We paid for chelzey 'man'ning to become a 'woman'. Just like we fed and clothed the talibans and gave them a planeload of cash before freeing them to retake Afghanistan. Just like nidal hassan is still getting paid and breathing American air. Something is wrong in our military.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (0OP+5)

236 It's amazing Katie Throuple doesn't have enough shame to keep her profile low after what she was caught doing. Low profile, as in disappear from politics altogether. But then again, D's are incapable of shame. I hear Al Franken is thinking about a comeback. Before you know it, Anthony Weiner will be mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (O+I8R)

237 Ha. NBC says that biden is opening a Haitian holding center in Guantanemo Bay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

238 >I see and hear this reference a lot, but I have no clue what it's origin is, except for something about Niagara Falls. Even heard it on an episode of MST 3k.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (xPJvm)


Your homework:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYP1OBZfFK0

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

239 216 Another video of Aussie cops shooting protesters with rubber bullets.

https://bit.ly/3AEi6xG


Those things leave a mark, or 8 in one image.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 22, 2021 06:18 PM (nLrWw)

240 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nam tellus eros, congue eu placerat ac, volutpat ac ex. Quisque tristique, arcu sed gravida porttitor, lacus nulla aliquet metus, quis gravida tortor metus ut ex. Pellentesque molestie mattis risus. Donec ligula tellus, gravida a est nec, fringilla aliquet est. Sed eleifend quam enim, sed tempus purus tincidunt ac. Mauris sodales laoreet arcu, in aliquet diam commodo ac. Sed at ligula tempor, ultricies dolor in, eleifend quam. Maecenas consectetur vulputate lectus, sed commodo neque. Aliquam consequat nunc in dui eleifend, eget rutrum risus porta. Quisque posuere iaculis purus nec efficitur. Vivamus vehicula pretium lectus eget auctor.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)
.......

Gesundheit.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

241 Old woman booted from Toronto McDonald's when she can't find her Proof of Vaxx card as 'passports' start today courtesy of our RINO Conservative Ontario government.

https://twitter.com/emadguirguismd/status/
1440750264189800451

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (UHVv4)

242 I see and hear this reference a lot, but I have no clue what it's origin is, except for something about Niagara Falls. Even heard it on an episode of MST 3k.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

Abbott and Castello - the Meet the Killer Boris Karloff - filmed at the Carlsbad Caverns - pretty fucking hilarious

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (5iUNf)

243 There was discussion yesterday or so, if Biden's first wife killed herself. Imagine how overwhelmed, devastated you would be if you thought your sweet little boys would grow up to be just like their dad, once you figured out who he really was.

Posted by: EveR at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (MUpk6)

244
I saw one of those digital road signs recently that the cops use to tell you to slow down or be aware of something. It simply said "Joe is an idiot". It was comforting really to realize I don't have to go far to get around normal people. Half this nation doesn't travel at all, they have no idea that normals are really everywhere and they are surrounded.
Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:13 PM (GH9Yd)


If you can get the electronics bay open (like with a pick or bolt cutters) and you know the access code (Most DOTs don't change the factory setting) you can reprogram the message


I can't remember the standard code I was told

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (ssx3L)

245 wth,
Saw your post downstairs. I was also forced to choose between my livelihood and getting the jab.

I got the J&J

Drink loads of water and a jug of pedialyte. Take the rest of the day easy. Take the next day off. Treat your symptoms. If you get a headache, take
Some Tylenol. You'll be fine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (U2p+3)

246 I thought it was one of them LC-thingees, not an aircraft carrier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (c1sSU)


Helo carrier. Slightly larger dimensionally and much larger in displacement than a US WWII carrier. It would be a flagship of any navy that doesn't have a real CATOBAR/STOBAR carrier (and they usually have only one or two of them; we're the outlier).

Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (P4LRL)

247 Cannibal Bob! Great to see you here!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 06:16 PM (TdMsT)

Is it ..????

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (V13WU)

248 Before you know it, Anthony Weiner will be mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 06:17 PM (O+I8R)

Meh, one dick for another.

Posted by: NY C at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (7bRMQ)

249 Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (ewXOW)

Nice scenery, and I have no snarky comments to make about his outfit either. Keep up the good work, Lizzy. I laughed at the description. I'm glad he's a handy fellow too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (jalt3)

250 If you're in the country illegally, without permission, unauthorized in any way, the kid you bring into this world does not qualify for automatic citizenship.

Seems like we should be able to put a "I agree to reject all claims of citizenship for babies of tourist/ student/ business/ diplomatic visa holders" wording on US Visa applications and roll that out to people who skipped the whole legal travel option.

Posted by: Downcast at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (JjMWb)

251 Ah ha! Placeholding text.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (c1sSU)

252 NBC says that biden is opening a Haitian holding center in Guantanemo Bay.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2021 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

Prolly so the other inmates can teach them their trade before they're released into GOP districts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (sxX7H)

253 MSM reports 20,000 more Haitians heading to border.

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (QeT29)

254 Eromero, didn't make it to town today but will definitely get there tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (y/8x9)

255 just the name Garmina JAypal or whatever it is triggers me.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 06:21 PM (ZZK0E)

256 Jukin - sorry to hear about your dog. Been there.

Posted by: Rosasharn at September 22, 2021 06:21 PM (PzBTm)

257 194 Let me see if I can do it right:

This blonde in a tank and short shorts wants you to know that every creature deserves love:

https://tinyurl.com/e57s95s5
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2021 06:09 PM (ewXOW)

Thanks, Lizzy! One for the 'ettes!
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)
********
Yes. For that heroic feat I can overlook the man bun.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

258 Anarchist has long been understood as an adherent to a radically decentralized vision of society and politics, who advocates or practices violence to destabilize established order to allow their vision of society to become dominant.

This definition has bothered me because all the Anarchist groups I know about were aligned by philosophy and often very tightly organized. From Italy to Spain and even the Anarchists that are tearing up Portland today show a unity in training and direction that does not comport with the idea of "radically decentralized" and and at best can be described as "operating on a cell structure" so I thought I should put some thought into what the Anarcho that leads to anarchist actually means.

So Anarcho comes from the Greek and means without a head / without a king, and used in this context it is an adjective, and has a role in modifying the noun that follows. It is used to denote that what we are talking about has nothing above it, controlling it. In other words it is denoting "the noun following is the highest controlling level in this view of society"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 06:21 PM (ssx3L)

259 >>>Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

=======

Tryhard

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 22, 2021 06:21 PM (q1Yqp)

260 wth,
Saw your post downstairs. I was also forced to choose between my livelihood and getting the jab.

I got the J&J

Drink loads of water and a jug of pedialyte. Take the rest of the day easy. Take the next day off. Treat your symptoms. If you get a headache, take
Some Tylenol. You'll be fine.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (U2p+3)
.......

Thanks. You're the second person today to tell me to hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. And rest.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

261 It's not hypocrisy, it's a power move. It's them saying I don't have to do it, but f' you, you have to. It's about humiliation and power. Not even close to hypocrisy.

Posted by: InCali at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (jZOLv)

262 So are we going to have a full congressional investigation into the horse wiping of the poor black immigrates in Texas. Daily Mail says the agents on horse back whipping the poor immigrates have been placed on administrate leave pending the report from the FBI, CIA, Nancy Pelosi, President Biden, Kamala etc.

Posted by: Colin at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (3imLi)

263 delerma jaypal pridmishimanimnor?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (ZZK0E)

264 Abbott and Castello - the Meet the Killer Boris Karloff - filmed at the Carlsbad Caverns - pretty fucking hilarious
Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (5iUNf)

Oh. thanks. Gonna go search it up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (xPJvm)

265 Niagara Falls was a popular vaudeville bit. Lots of comedians did it but the Three Stooges version is probably the best known.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (dLLgO)

266 Cannibal Bob! Great to see you here!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 06:16 PM (TdMsT)

Is it ..????

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (V13WU)

Better than seeing him lurking over you with a basting brush.

Posted by: flounder at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (KnJdm)

267 In the Bad Blue link a picture of ID cards tossed away by the invaders from all over South America
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:15 PM (2JoB

ID Cards caually tossed away? These are the highly intelligent best and brightest immigrants America needs.

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (Z32m1)

268 Ben Had, package is in the mail.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2021 06:23 PM (Kx3kq)

269 177 BREAKING NEWS: Biden has stated, the facts were mis-stated. "I'm not gonna put Haitians in Gitmo. That's for the vax refusers!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (L2ZTs)

Was at Gitmo... crap... 41 years ago? Good steaks, cheap beer.... REALLY good snorkeling and diving...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:23 PM (oHd/0)

270 Aspirin is a lot less toxic to the liver than the other popular OTC pain meds, especially if you drink alcohol. I don't know why Aspirin has fallen out of favor. It's like it doesn't even exist.

Except for blood clotting - heart attacks, and prevention of same. I'd think as a general thing, with the issues of blood clotting and the Pfizer debacle, Aspirin regimen might not he a bad thing to study.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:23 PM (27q/y)

271 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nam tellus eros, congue eu placerat ac, volutpat ac ex. Quisque tristique, arcu sed gravida porttitor, lacus nulla aliquet metus, quis gravida tortor metus ut ex. Pellentesque molestie mattis risus. Donec ligula tellus, gravida a est nec, fringilla aliquet est. Sed eleifend quam enim, sed tempus purus tincidunt ac. Mauris sodales laoreet arcu, in aliquet diam commodo ac. Sed at ligula tempor, ultricies dolor in, eleifend quam. Maecenas consectetur vulputate lectus, sed commodo neque. Aliquam consequat nunc in dui eleifend, eget rutrum risus porta. Quisque posuere iaculis purus nec efficitur. Vivamus vehicula pretium lectus eget auctor.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

*assumes singing voice*

"Amen!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 06:23 PM (mD/uy)

272 If you can get the electronics bay open (like with a pick or bolt cutters) and you know the access code (Most DOTs don't change the factory setting) you can reprogram the message


I can't remember the standard code I was told

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (ssx3L)

that is worth knowing for sure. I think in this case some scary rugged individualist owned it and put up what he wanted to. I had not been in that area in ages but something about it was memorable. The point to me was there are normals everywhere, but they are mostly ignored by the media and don't exist if you live in a city. We do need more road signs that simply state the Left are shite.

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:24 PM (GH9Yd)

273 ID Cards caually tossed away? These are the highly intelligent best and brightest immigrants America needs.
Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (Z32m1)

Nope, on purpose. If they had ID cards from South American countries who had already GRANTED them asylum, the would have no legal reason to ask for asylum here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

274 So are we going to have a full congressional investigation into the horse wiping
Posted by: Colin at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (3imLi)


Like, with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary, butt-chugging Gilbey's at September 22, 2021 06:24 PM (P4LRL)

275 254 Eromero, didn't make it to town today but will definitely get there tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM
Great, I hope you had the opportunity to read my last email.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2021 06:24 PM (0OP+5)

276 "...but every damn sailor is disgruntled."

A navy tradition going back centuries!
Cpt. Cook almost lost his whole crew, once or twice.
The crew got "shore leave" in Polynesia.
Some got lucky.
Some didn't want to get back to the ship.
Imagine that!

Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 06:24 PM (aAP3z)

277 Oh. thanks. Gonna go search it up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (xPJvm)

Apparently seeing the gag was stolen from the stooges - or vise versa - might have just been an old Vauldeville gag...

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:25 PM (5iUNf)

278 This is an excellent rebuttal to How Star Wars was saved in the edit:

https://youtu.be/olqVGz6mOVE

TL;DR version - How Star Wars was saved in the edit is pretty much full of shit.

Posted by: Gran at September 22, 2021 06:25 PM (neaTX)

279 Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 06:21 PM (ssx3L)

Because they are not really anarchist, any more than terrorist cells are. They are merely organized foot troop groups for communist purposes (or 'statist'/'totalitarian'/etc.)

What has been amazing to me when studying Rome is how much I am coming to truly hate Diocletian. Everything is there. Restriction of movement and freedom. Assessment of people not based on their desires or wishes but on their value to the state. Forcing people to work and stay in the same area. Your father was a farmer, guess what, you and your sons are going to be farmers. It's serfdom. Evil.

The old labels probably do not apply or we should switch back to older, never used ones. There is only Control and Freedom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:26 PM (c1sSU)

280 Old woman booted from Toronto McDonald's when she can't find her Proof of Vaxx card as 'passports' start today courtesy of our RINO Conservative Ontario government.

https://twitter.com/emadguirguismd/status/
1440750264189800451
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 06:19 PM (UHVv4)

Isn't he the brother of the ex-Crack Smoking Mayor of Toronto?

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 06:26 PM (Z32m1)

281 Posted by: casual observer 0922 at September 22, 2021 06:24 PM (aAP3z)

Yup, NCO Sailors know that the time to worry is when the Men STOP bitching.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:27 PM (oHd/0)

282 Oh goody. Fox reporting Chicago is getting a shitload of Afghan kids unaccompanied.

Posted by: dartist at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (+ya+t)

283 If only there were some organization or company that could investigate who is behind this, organizing, funding and sponsoring these illegal alien waves crashing our borders. And then they could report this to Americans so the authorities could take action.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (27q/y)

284 >>>ID Cards caually tossed away? These are the highly intelligent best and brightest immigrants America needs.
Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (Z32m1)

=====

Apparently they show that the individuals have already been granted "refugee" status from Mexico, or another country, making it impossible to be granted refugee status from the US. Or so I read.

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (q1Yqp)

285 "Amen!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2021 06:23 PM (mD/uy)




My father can beat your father at Dom-in-oohs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (C1iZg)

286 IIRC it was the plot device to a whole Stooges short.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (iRZl4)

287 Eromero, I did.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (y/8x9)

288 Vogon poetry?
Posted by: Puddleglum


Just the filler text for blogging templates in order to see what the font/spacing/format looks like.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (1t5dY)

289 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The 'road' was long...
Posted by: Aetius
---
The autumn wind caused fallen leaves to swirl in the headlighted darkness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (pbStR)

290 MSM reports 20,000 more Haitians heading to border.
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (QeT29)
.......

OK

https://tinyurl.com/auzzudnf

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

291 Aspirin is a lot less toxic to the liver than the other popular OTC pain meds, especially if you drink alcohol. I don't know why Aspirin has fallen out of favor. It's like it doesn't even exist.

--

because america is crazy. Instead of happy fun pain killers, they prescribe slightly larger pills of tylenol for pain. you know, because laws. Aspirin is the bomb, kind of like the red meat of medicine. disrespected by the man but actually good for you.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 22, 2021 06:29 PM (ZZK0E)

292 Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (27q/y)

If only we had some law that made helping illegal aliens against the law...

oh... wait... never mind.... shit...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:29 PM (oHd/0)

293 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."


It was moist. Too moist. The night dripped like tinsel from a crack whore's tits. I had to get out, before the day came in.


That all I got.

Posted by: Billy Bubba Ray Bob at September 22, 2021 06:29 PM (Tnijr)

294 Thanks. You're the second person today to tell me to hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. And rest.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

there is a funny Conan skit with Civil War reenactors where he goes on and on about "hydrating". It is funny that he uses a pick from the old, obscure bit on his twitter.

Back in my day,the Drill Sergeants would say "Drinkwater!" They said it so often and prescribed it for every malady, it became a single word.

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:30 PM (GH9Yd)

295 269 177 BREAKING NEWS: Biden has stated, the facts were mis-stated. "I'm not gonna put Haitians in Gitmo. That's for the vax refusers!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2021 06:06 PM (L2ZTs)

Was at Gitmo... crap... 41 years ago? Good steaks, cheap beer.... REALLY good snorkeling and diving...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:23 PM
We were at the air station in 68 to troubleshoot planes and repack drag chutes, which kept us busy maybe 1/3 of our time there. The rest of the time we snorkled and drank. Beer was a dime apiece.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2021 06:30 PM (0OP+5)

296 Another of the forms that I truly hate is 'The two political parties are really on a circle not a line and meet on the other side.' BULLSHIT.

To the right of 'conservatism' is further and further decentralization and greater freedom. So you pass through Libertarianism into Anarchism (true anarchism in this case.) It is just that the further right you go, the less useful government is made. Until you do not have anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:30 PM (c1sSU)

297 289 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The 'road' was long...
Posted by: Aetius
---
The autumn wind caused fallen leaves to swirl in the headlighted darkness.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (pbStR)

Then, she walked in... the Kind of Woman with 44 caliber lips... the kind of woman you could only find in a place called the west... or a cheap spy novel...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

298
Yup, NCO Sailors know that the time to worry is when the Men STOP bitching.
Posted by: Romeo13
-------

It's awfully quiet around here...

Posted by: Capt. Bligh at September 22, 2021 06:31 PM (pbStR)

299 The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The 'road' was long...
Posted by: Aetius
---
The autumn wind caused fallen leaves to swirl in the headlighted darkness.
----

The river was deep but I swam it

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 06:31 PM (vuisn)

300 she released a statement eviscerating unmasked Republicans for her diagnosis

Surely, she is not implying that the mask she was wearing is ineffective, is she?

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2021 06:31 PM (n/x6m)

301 Okay - so some guy who I know that knows this stuff writes me:

"Slowly I step...that's an old vaudeville gag that was used in several films both by the Three Stooges and the duo Abbott and Castello as well as (interestingly) Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin...mostly because everyone knew the gag and these comics inserted them into their stuff as a gag within a gag..."

Hmmm...learn something new everyday.

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:31 PM (5iUNf)

302 Watching LOTR with doggeh
He loves the horsies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 06:32 PM (oEn12)

303 Do the unaccompanied Afghan minors become Crips/ Bloods or convert the chigangsta's to Taliban?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 06:32 PM (y/8x9)

304 Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:26 PM (c1sSU)

On the topic of "emperors who get regarded highly, but who I think are complete bastards": Marcus Aurelius.

All the problems Commodus faced were that man's doing (i mean, not counting being a complete and utter lunatic, of course, Commodus certainly made everything waaayyyyy worse....). Marcus Aurelius was the perfect embodiment of the type we see in an Obama. Nose-in-the-air pseudo intellectual, spoke in trite superficial aphorisms, connected to all the Right People, but never did anything positive or useful. But, oh, wow, what a guy, that guy. He had a diary!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 06:32 PM (6FeV1)

305 I guess I should buy my own portable voting booth and take it with me everywhere.

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 06:32 PM (QzkSJ)

306 I've mentioned this before, but my Dad's submarine, a diesel boat, had a Slot Machine in the control room. I can't remember what he said, but I think they stole it from Gitmo.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:33 PM (27q/y)

307 The river was deep but I swam it
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 06:31 PM (vuisn)


Cold, too.

Wait shit, it's the other way around. Let me try that again.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2021 06:33 PM (P4LRL)

308
Then, she walked in... the Kind of Woman with 44 caliber lips... the kind of woman you could only find in a place called the west... or a cheap spy novel...
Posted by: Romeo13
------

"She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage -- strawberry blonde and legs for hours. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:33 PM (l0Lgi)

309 Yeah beer was cheap but those Code Reds under Col Jessup had to be terrifying

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2021 06:33 PM (2JoB8)

310 "Slowly I step...that's an old vaudeville gag that was used in several films both by the Three Stooges and the duo Abbott and Castello as well as (interestingly) Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin...mostly because everyone knew the gag and these comics inserted them into their stuff as a gag within a gag..."

Hmmm...learn something new everyday.
Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:31 PM (5iUNf)

Its like every comic had a joke that ended with... The Aristocrats...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:33 PM (oHd/0)

311 don't try to understand 'em
just rope and throw and brand 'em

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

312 HORSE WIPE MY ASS!!!

Posted by: joey biden at September 22, 2021 06:34 PM (UHVv4)

313 The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The 'road' was long...
Posted by: Aetius
---
The autumn wind caused fallen leaves to swirl in the headlighted darkness.

.....

The rustling of the trees whispered into the silence, like a Bulwark wife beckoning to her Mexican gardener.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 06:34 PM (C1iZg)

314 303 Do the unaccompanied Afghan minors become Crips/ Bloods or convert the chigangsta's to Taliban?
-------------

French speakers go to Crips Louisiana
Spanish speakers go to MS-13 or they may already be Gulf Cartel infiltrating.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 06:35 PM (hzMvv)

315 Isn't he the brother of the ex-Crack Smoking Mayor of Toronto?
Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 06:26 PM (Z32m1)

I've heard that Mayor Ford really wasn't so bad, apart from the crack. He was Canada's Chris Farley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8h0BgBo5qg

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 22, 2021 06:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

316 'Twas a stark and derpful night....

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 06:35 PM (QzkSJ)

317 303 Do the unaccompanied Afghan minors become Crips/ Bloods or convert the chigangsta's to Taliban?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2021 06:32 PM (y/8x9)

It'll end up like here... Ethnic gang divisions... Here its Hispanic gangs vs. Mong gangs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:35 PM (oHd/0)

318 289 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The 'road' was long...
Posted by: Aetius
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The autumn wind caused fallen leaves to swirl in the headlighted darkness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM
'I was standing on the corner when I heard my bulldog bark.....'

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2021 06:35 PM (0OP+5)

319 Back in my day,the Drill Sergeants would say "Drinkwater!" They said it so often and prescribed it for every malady, it became a single word.
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When I was in they made sure we took a salt tablet from the dispenser and poured out half of the water in our canteens before a long march. Things have changed.

Posted by: dartist at September 22, 2021 06:35 PM (+ya+t)

320 All the problems Commodus faced were that man's doing (i mean, not counting being a complete and utter lunatic, of course, Commodus certainly made everything waaayyyyy worse....). Marcus Aurelius was the perfect embodiment of the type we see in an Obama. Nose-in-the-air pseudo intellectual, spoke in trite superficial aphorisms, connected to all the Right People, but never did anything positive or useful. But, oh, wow, what a guy, that guy. He had a diary!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2021 06:32 PM (6FeV1)

Not even a diary, more a saying of the day desk calendar.

I am not quite on the 'hate MA' train. He kept things stable enough through invasion and massive plagues (real plagues, not covid ones. Think losing ten percent of the population.) The biggest fuck up he had was Commodus- and that is one gigantic fuck up. It erases a lot of the work he did trying to hold things together and puts the lie to trying to do it for the sake of his people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:36 PM (c1sSU)

321 It is known that a bitching sailor is a happy sailor.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 22, 2021 06:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

322 The night was moist...
Posted by: Larry Donner at September 22, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The 'road' was long...
Posted by: Aetius
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The autumn wind caused fallen leaves to swirl in the headlighted darkness.
----

The river was deep but I swam it
Posted by: Dr. Varno

until the roots of a huge watersoaked log caught me and swept me under.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 22, 2021 06:36 PM (WYt5a)

323 311 don't try to understand 'em
just rope and throw and brand 'em
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

In 'A'... good country key...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2021 06:36 PM (oHd/0)

324 "She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage -- strawberry blonde and legs for hours. "
Posted by: Mike Hammer

You might could sell a few books....

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 06:37 PM (QzkSJ)

325 French speakers go to Crips Louisiana


Les Crippes

Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

326 The horde is really going to take on Marcus Aurelius? Drunk Wednesday?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 06:38 PM (oWBc3)

327 On the topic of "emperors who get regarded highly, but who I think are complete bastards": Marcus Aurelius.

==

Dunno about that, but supposedly during MA's reign Rome & China (Han dynasty) made contact, and shortly after a plague broke out on both Rome & China.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 06:39 PM (oEn12)

328 Isn't he the brother of the ex-Crack Smoking Mayor of Toronto?
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Yes. And Rob Ford was the best mayor of Toronto in my lifetime.

Posted by: joey biden at September 22, 2021 06:40 PM (UHVv4)

329 Les Crippes
Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango at September 22, 2021 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

Le Crypte

Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 06:40 PM (5iUNf)

330 #328 Off, asshole sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 06:40 PM (UHVv4)

331 326 The horde is really going to take on Marcus Aurelius? Drunk Wednesday?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 06:38 PM (oWBc3)

Well, we already did 9mm vs .45 and blonde vs brunette (settled on 'yes'.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at September 22, 2021 06:40 PM (c1sSU)

332 Jonah and David, by the commie druid powers invested in me, I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the taint.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher Chelsea Manning at September 22, 2021 06:41 PM (Xrfse)

333 ....and shortly after a plague broke out on both Rome & China.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
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China, China, it's always China.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 06:41 PM (hzMvv)

334 It is known that a bitching sailor is a happy sailor.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


As you were

Posted by: Sub-Lieutenant L. Graham at September 22, 2021 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

335 CAFE IS OPEN

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at September 22, 2021 06:41 PM (2JoB8)

336 Her milkers were oily.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 22, 2021 06:41 PM (OAYaC)

337 If there is an investigation into the horse roundup of the immigrants, it will be done by investigators who don't know a horse from a cow. I did grow up on a dairy farm and of course only had tractors. But I watched lots of westerns, back when they made such movies long ago.

Posted by: Colin at September 22, 2021 06:42 PM (3imLi)

338 Seems like we should be able to put a "I agree to reject all claims of citizenship for babies of tourist/ student/ business/ diplomatic visa holders" wording on US Visa applications and roll that out to people who skipped the whole legal travel option.
Posted by: Downcast at September 22, 2021 06:20 PM (JjMWb)


I'm so glad to see people here haven't yet lost their sense of humor!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 22, 2021 06:42 PM (hOUT3)

339 John Denver was a horndog.

He was nothing like that tranny traitor.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (k4dH2)

Denver's father was the aircraft commander on a B-58 Stanboard crew. Set a Trans-Atlantic speed record that probably still (officially) stands.

Posted by: Fox2 at September 22, 2021 06:42 PM (7a6fv)

340 Back in my day,the Drill Sergeants would say "Drinkwater!" They said it so often and prescribed it for every malady, it became a single word.
----------------
When I was in they made sure we took a salt tablet from the dispenser and poured out half of the water in our canteens before a long march. Things have changed.

Posted by: dartist at September 22, 2021 06:35 PM (+ya+t)

odd. the salt helps to hydrate, but pouring out the water doesn't make much sense. We used to get our asses kicked in the canteens were not full of water.

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:42 PM (GH9Yd)

341 DOW - up - 338.48 (1.00%)
NASDAQ - up - 150.45 (1.02%)
S&P 500 -up - 41.45 (0.95%)

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 06:43 PM (hzMvv)

342 willowed again

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher Chelsea Manning at September 22, 2021 06:43 PM (Xrfse)

343 John Denver was a horndog.

He was nothing like that tranny traitor.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (k4dH2)

Denver's father was the aircraft commander on a B-58 Stanboard crew. Set a Trans-Atlantic speed record that probably still (officially) stands.

Posted by: Fox2 at September 22, 2021 06:42 PM (7a6fv)

he was a bad ass singer too. Anyone who says otherwise is either trying to be cool or doesn't like music too much.

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:44 PM (GH9Yd)

344 oh I am so gonna make one of those corn maze signs & stick it up in some freshly harvested field !
LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 22, 2021 06:44 PM (jDHSU)

345 Just a nic change here.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1, rosary supplier to the Horde, their families and friends at September 22, 2021 06:44 PM (JJatH)

346
You might could sell a few books....
Posted by: Auntie Zeituni Onyango
-----

~225 million, so far.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:45 PM (vOGqy)

347 DOW - up - 338.48 (1.00%)
NASDAQ - up - 150.45 (1.02%)
S&P 500 -up - 41.45 (0.95%)

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2021 06:43 PM (hzMvv)

It is Biden Town. The people that run Wall Street are all in on Biden. They did not like how yesterday looked. And they have the ability to change things in the short run.

Posted by: Quint at September 22, 2021 06:45 PM (GH9Yd)

348 I've mentioned this before, but my Dad's submarine, a diesel boat, had a Slot Machine in the control room. I can't remember what he said, but I think they stole it from Gitmo.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 06:33 PM (27q/y)


One of the Scout leaders when I was at boy scouts had been in a WW2 diesel sub that was used as the opposition sub in maneuvers. He said originally it had a Pachinko machine in the engine room until during silent running some idiot put a ball in and flipped it off and wound up getting a jackpot with all the metal balls cascading around on the metal decking and the bells ringing. Even worse he said some of the Pachinko balls got sucked into the ballast tanks and every time they pitched up or down the balls could be heard rolling around in the tanks.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2021 06:47 PM (ssx3L)

349 Yes, the cafe is up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 22, 2021 06:47 PM (hOUT3)

350 And they have the ability to change things in the short run.
Posted by: Quint
--------

AKA, 'churn'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2021 06:47 PM (vOGqy)

351 Lesby, Ann? Gotta be a goof.

Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2021 06:49 PM (gS3OW)

352 >>>Then, she walked in... the Kind of Woman with 44 caliber lips... the kind of woman you could only find in a place called the west... or a cheap spy novel...
Posted by: Romeo13
------

"She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage -- strawberry blonde and legs for hours. "

>She introduced herself as Miss Autumn and made it clear that my lovely muse, Miss Summer, had been reassigned indefinitely.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2021 06:49 PM (stUc+)

353 don't try to understand 'em
just rope and throw and brand 'em
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2021 06:34 PM


A succinct summation of our weltanschauung.

Posted by: NXIVM at September 22, 2021 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

354 I've never been a cowboy, but I've seen Raiders of the Lost Ark enough times to know that wasn't a whip. C'mon, man!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2021 06:51 PM (OssQ4)

355 She has that Give me the fucking nuclear football. Look.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 06:57 PM (T1fV4)

356 Sorry about your pup, Jukin. And for those thinking about a new dog, just do it. My dogs are the main thing that help me get through the day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 22, 2021 07:00 PM (5HBd1)

357 I believe that Almond Joy and Mounds penned the definitive position on the question of non-binary gender.

Posted by: Anotheranon at September 22, 2021 07:00 PM (geoTH)

358 Hey Politico, show us one file on Hunter's laptop which is fake, just one.

I dare you to do that.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 22, 2021 07:02 PM (Ndy9F)

359 >>>ID Cards caually tossed away? These are the highly intelligent best and brightest immigrants America needs.
Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 06:22 PM (Z32m1)

=====

Apparently they show that the individuals have already been granted "refugee" status from Mexico, or another country, making it impossible to be granted refugee status from the US. Or so I read.
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 22, 2021 06:28 PM (q1Yqp)

+++++++++++

Yep, papers they would not want found, so why didn't they properly dispose of them by burning them? Or if they think they may need them, leaving them someplace secure, like a bank or with church priest?

Posted by: rd at September 22, 2021 07:08 PM (Z32m1)

360 That is three - 3 - professional imbeciles.

Posted by: Tar Bae at September 22, 2021 07:22 PM (hbrUW)

361 Project Veritas is supposed to have something good coming out. Anybody get the word yet?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 22, 2021 07:42 PM (W+kMI)

362 Joe Biden Corn Maze = I bet I could find a sign like it in Butler or Warren Counties, if I felt like going back into the rain.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 22, 2021 07:46 PM (W+kMI)

363 166 "I guess Ace wants us to write longer comments."

The night was moist...
=======
The sea is gone,
the land is dry.
Why do you wear
Your pants so high?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 22, 2021 07:49 PM (W+kMI)

364 Hey Politico, show us one file on Hunter's laptop which is fake, just one.

"Well I mean someone COULD have put a fake file on there, right? We gotta report the facts!"
--Politico

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 08:22 PM (KZzsI)

365 John Denver was a horndog.

He was nothing like that tranny traitor.


"Faaar out!"
--John Denver

he was a bad ass singer too. Anyone who says otherwise is either trying to be cool or doesn't like music too much.

"But he was no country singer of the year, dammit!"
--Farva

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2021 08:24 PM (KZzsI)

366 Joe Biden Corn Maze

-----

Everywhere he wanders, he sees Corn Pop ...

Coming #Soon: Joe Biden Two-Dimensional Checkers -- AKA Circles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 09:45 PM (vAHT7)

367 361 Project Veritas is supposed to have something good coming out. Anybody get the word yet?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 22, 2021 07:42 PM (W+kMI)

-----

Dr. Faucistein orgasmically bragging about being a mass murderer on par with Mao, Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 09:47 PM (vAHT7)

368 Can you define what a "semi-trans man interested in men" is?

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12.5 tons of fun?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 09:50 PM (vAHT7)

369 Hello, is anybody out there?

Did I get shadow-willowed?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 09:51 PM (vAHT7)

370 Shit! I'm commenting in the previous thread. Somebody shoot me already ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 09:52 PM (vAHT7)

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