After Weeks of the Democrat Media/Deep State Conspiracy Ginning Up Fear About the September 18th Rally, No One Shows Up Except for the Media, the FBI, and Their Informants

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Capitol Hill police chief warns of "potentially violent" rally!

Speaker Nancy Pelosi has invited Senate Majority Leader Charles E. Schumer, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy to a security briefing by Manger regarding the Sept. 18 rally. The briefing will be held on Monday at 11:15 a.m. in the Speaker’s Office, a source familiar told CQ Roll Call.

In response to questions about preparations for the Sept. 18 rally, Pelosi told reporters Wednesday that "we intend to have the integrity of the Capitol be intact." She later lamented that the group is coming to Capitol Hill.

"And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.


Very few people turned up for the rally, except for the Ambulance Chasing Propaganda Press and Deep State agents.

Members of the media and law enforcement vastly outnumbered a few hundred rallygoers at a much-hyped event outside the Capitol on Saturday to support those who were arrested on suspicion of participating in nonviolent crimes that were connected to the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.

"I'm a little disappointed," said Linde Barrera, a retired public school teacher from New York, who said she came to the rally on a bus with about 20 other people. "I think that more people probably still wanted to come, but they were a little scared, so they canceled."

She held a sign with a message written in glitter glue: "Jan. 6 jailees should sue the swamp."

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"As much as it was discouraged, I'm glad to see some people," said Bernie Hoffman, a resident of nearby Arlington, Virginia. He also attended the Jan. 6 rally, though he said he did not go into the Capitol.

"It could have been me” being arrested on trespassing charges, he said. "What's going on in this place is way beyond outrageous."

I'm conflicted about this result. On the one hand, I support protesting for the restoration of normal human rights to these political prisoners.

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the Deep State planned to capture more political prisoners.

People had a fun time afterwards playing Spot the Glowies*:

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A lot of people had fun with this grouping of likely undercover agents:

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At least one guy seems to have a gun on his right thigh:


Finally: I have trouble seeing this myself, but people say that the armored troopers here take a gun off this "protester."

But then they give it back after the "protester" shows them a gold federal badge.

Yup:

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* A "glowie" is either a federal agent or CIA agent, and sometimes said to be so obviously such that he glows.

More from Sargon about "GlowieCon."

Update: Via Lizzy and several other commenters, yes, they've admitted the Glowie seen being disarmed by the Armored Federal Troopers was in fact a fed.

ace - the guy who filmed the undercover being disarmed pursued the story -- the guy is a fed:

https://tinyurl.com/n5ezfacu

@FordFischer

BIG UPDATE: The individual arrested at Saturday's rally at the Capitol was a federal agent, and he will not be prosecuted.

U.S. attorney says they're "'not moving forward with charges' but did not provide additional information about the decision."


Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

2 They made complete donkeys out of themselves. They are dumber than we knew.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:41 PM (2o90I)

3 Brought over from willowed thread:

Israelis remote machine gun Iran's top nuke scientist. NYT notes that he likes pina coladas, and walks in the rain.

https://tinyurl.com/ex4zp3cx

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 02:42 PM (ZsR3z)

4 Wolverines!

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2021 02:42 PM (Z32m1)

5 Because Trump said not to show up, and if other conservative organizations were anything like the one I belong to sort of unoffically, they were also sending out tweets saying "Don't go!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 02:42 PM (AJzTi)

6 Yep, the only person arrested at the Capitol J6 "Fed Rally" was another Fed.

https://tinyurl.com/pyv277bd

Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2021 02:43 PM (5aFbR)

7 As pointed out, this proves it's not that the police couldn't stop the BLM riots-- it's that they don't want to.

F the police.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 20, 2021 02:44 PM (jIL4c)

8 There was one non-arrest.

The Starship Troopers approached a masked man with a gun. He was an undercover officer.

They walked with him to another location. No takedown, no guns drawn, no handcuffs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 02:44 PM (sSzZe)

9 At least one guy seems to have a gun on his right thigh:

Possibly, or he may have a future in "alternative" cinema.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 02:44 PM (ZsR3z)

10 ace - the guy who filmed the undercover being disarmed pursued the story -- the guy is a fed:

https://tinyurl.com/n5ezfacu

@FordFischer

BIG UPDATE: The individual arrested at Saturday's rally at the Capitol was a federal agent, and he will not be prosecuted.

U.S. attorney says they're "'not moving forward with charges' but did not provide additional information about the decision."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:45 PM (ewXOW)

11 No Spiderman pointing at Spiderman memes?

Posted by: Flyguy at September 20, 2021 02:45 PM (3sOO0)

12 I won't set foot in the surveillance state that is Washington DC.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 02:46 PM (FXERY)

13 I love all the memes based on the 5 feds photo - hilarious!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:46 PM (ewXOW)

14 Glowies, Ace?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 20, 2021 02:46 PM (rCAAz)

15 I Cannot express how much I hate these people.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 20, 2021 02:46 PM (eJn7u)

16 Hey Brad, do you have your costume for the protest yet? Im wearing shorts, a plain t with tennis and ray bans. Lets all meet up at Quantico and carpool!

Posted by: Top men at September 20, 2021 02:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

17 That picture reminds of some makeover TV show for men.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:47 PM (2o90I)

18 "we intend to have the integrity of the Capitol be intact."

the alliterative genius of Spiro Agnew lives on !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 02:47 PM (jDHSU)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Was this just theater or do these people really drink their own koolaide?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2021 02:47 PM (axyOa)

21 The Select all of the squares is hysterical.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (2o90I)

22 I don't think aread protest is possible against the administration

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (2JoB8)

23 Also as expected the Left is saying that the reason there was a low turnout is that everyone hates Trump and wants the J6 people to rot in jail.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (mbFEM)

24 I'm conflicted about this result. On the one hand, I support protesting for the restoration of normal human rights to these political prisoners.

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the Deep State planned to capture more political prisoners.

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Definitely. It isn't that the cause of the planned protest was wrong, unjustified or ill-considered - it wasn't. No one showed up because they made it clear on the 6th that if you show up at event that is opposed to government tyranny, they will put you in a gulag.

This is a great combination for them, and it will work well. At absolute worst, it's "see, it's all overblown! No one can even bothered to protest!" At best, they get to ice a lot of people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (DCdYk)

25 In closely related news, Julie Kelly has been doing amazing work following the Jan 6 court cases.

This description of a video is rage-inducing.

"This woman appears to be between the age 50-60 years old, she is unarmed, and at times can be seen placing both of her hands in the air, as one who to surrender. She is continuously being beaten by a number of officers with what only appears to be batons, for minutes at a time. While officers are beating this unarmed, helpless woman, there is an officer standing on a ledge, and this officer is spraying this woman with a substance, right in his woman's face while other officers are beating her."

https://bit.ly/39ttDDT

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (UW2ZS)

26 I cringe when I see dress socks or high rise socks with shorts.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

27 Rule # 1 about Fed Club is Don't Talk about Fed Club.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (XHhHI)

28 We are not allowed to protest, only government supported grievance groups are allowed

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (CYnTg)

29 Hey, it was a nice day, saw a lot of old friends, and cleaned up on some OT. No heavy lifting, just the way we like it!

Posted by: Fred the Fed at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (0ke1d)

30 Crowder showed the clip of the "undercover" LEO speaking with his brothers-in-arms-and-armor on his show. The exchange between them looked and sounded legit.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (TNyrE)

31 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

***

Why is this mentally deranged lich still in office?

Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (Pcyan)

32 Love the dress socks with sneakers look, doofus. What the heck is that FBI? Fag chic?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (8u1Ia)

33 At least people got smart and didn't attend to give the government more political prisoners.

Posted by: soulpile at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (hiX0r)

34 Weird... in that Feds pic, they are all wearing watches on their left hands. I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

35 I like how the uniformed cops looked like a combination of cast extras from Starship Troopers and patrons of a BDSM-focused gay bar.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (HmZuC)

36 LOL

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (CYnTg)

37
Commies gonna commie.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (4WPW/)

38 More from AP:

But there were very few incidents on Saturday and only a handful of arrests. Four people were arrested, including the Customs and Border Protection officer.

Generally, under federal law, law enforcement officers are given reciprocity to legally carry their weapons in other states, even those with restrictive gun laws. But the law has an exemption for government property or military bases where it is illegal to carry a gun, like the U.S. Capitol. . .

Two law enforcement officials said the officer was not at the rally in any official capacity. The officials could not discuss the matter publicly and spoke to the AP on condition of anonymity. The Department of Homeland Security's inspector general was also notified of his arrest.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (ewXOW)

39
"And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

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The more this superannuated idiot yammers this lie, the more I wish they had.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (ShFR1)

40 I think the guys who planned the Afghanistan withdrawal taught those guys covert ops.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (XHhHI)

41 oh flyguy there are SO MANY great spidey memes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (j9HX3)

42 Trap for the Feds? If so, I think there are MANY more rallies planned in support of these political prisoners . . .

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (c8cE2)

43 > Glowies, Ace?

Glowies are undercover police who are so obviously LEOs, they practically glow.

Things that may make them obvious: dressing wrong, saying wrong phrases, encouraging you to break the law, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (UW2ZS)

44 I'm conflicted about this result. On the one hand, I support protesting for the restoration of normal human rights to these political prisoners.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the Deep State planned to capture more political prisoners.
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Definitely. It isn't that the cause of the planned protest was wrong, unjustified or ill-considered - it wasn't. No one showed up because they made it clear on the 6th that if you show up at event that is opposed to government tyranny, they will put you in a gulag.
This is a great combination for them, and it will work well. At absolute worst, it's "see, it's all overblown! No one can even bothered to protest!" At best, they get to ice a lot of people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (DCdYk)


Mocking is the best medicine. They all showed up for nothing. Now we can point and laugh.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (2o90I)

45 Seems like Pelosi's got the biggest swinging dick in the Capitol.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 02:50 PM (JVMtX)

46 Jorts are back, baby!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (HmZuC)

47 Those idiots dress in uniform even when under cover. Shows the quality of thinking at the FBI.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (eJn7u)

48 Good thing there was no dancing, the FBI would have shot someone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (Y5qcH)

49

And this is what they are doing versus weeding out the terrorists and pedo's and rapists and murders and drug cartels along the border. Good times.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (2o90I)

50 Look at all that expensive riot gear those assholes have...

Defund the police starting with the riot gear.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (/1l9x)

51 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

***

Why is this mentally deranged lich still in office?
Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (Pcyan)



Why doesn't anyone have the balls to censure the cuunt for saying stupid, inflammatory, ignorant bullshit like this?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

52 >>"And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.


Who wanted to kill members of Congress on 1/6???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (ewXOW)

53 Worth the waste of taxpayer dollars for the memes. The OnlyFed one is a keeper.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (GZ/yK)

54 24 This is a great combination for them, and it will work well. At absolute worst, it's "see, it's all overblown! No one can even bothered to protest!" At best, they get to ice a lot of people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (DCdYk)

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So, the efforts against the government are going to go further underground?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

55 It might have been interesting if someone went up the Fedbois and tried to get them to lead a chant of "Fuck Christopher Wray!" Either way they are screwed, either by outing themselves by not chanting, or by their fellow agents dogging them for their entire remaining career with clips of them shouting Fuck Christopher Wray.

And Finally, FUCK JOE BIDEN!

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (Z32m1)

56 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:48 PM (DCdYk)

they have used the power of the State, to legally terrorize the Jan 6 folks.

And sadly, as this new protest shows, Terrorism works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (oHd/0)

57 I'm just super happy the feds arrested feds. it's just perfect. and not a single person on our side got caught up in this horseshit this time.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (8D42x)

58 High and tight guy really needs to get a new barber.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (axyOa)

59 >>And this is what they are doing versus weeding out the terrorists and pedo's and rapists and murders and drug cartels along the border. Good times.


"Tell us about it!"
-- Cliven Bundy and his family

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (ewXOW)

60 Who wanted to kill members of Congress on 1/6???

Right? Clearly they were all focused on raping AOC.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (ZsR3z)

61 Look at that picture. People wonder why the FBI has fallen so far. It looks like a Backstreet Boys Fan Club Reunion ran into a Skinny Shorts Club meeting- and everybody is waiting for the circle jerk to start.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (8u1Ia)

62 > Weird... in that Feds pic, they are all wearing watches on their left hands. I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?

Some might wear Apple watches, but definitely not those dive / altimeter / timer whatever watches. That's LEO / military all the way.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)

63 Those idiots dress in uniform even when under cover. Shows the quality of thinking at the FBI.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (eJn7u)


What makes me laugh is the fed probably spent a zillion dollars on research for what they should wear to "blend in". It's like they asked the Disney employees.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (2o90I)

64 Looking at those cops someone always wanted to be a knight growing up didn't he? Only with see throw shields for extra levels of protection!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (DpkTQ)

65 One thing you can say about the Capitol Police, the MFers don't miss a meal.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (Pcyan)

66 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

**

You know. The insurrection of gun nuts who were out to kill members of Congress.

Without a single gun charge.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 02:52 PM (sSzZe)

67 I will say it again because I don't really have a lot of jokes:

they looked like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles escorting Splinter to safety

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (ssx3L)

68 What a f*cking clown show. I guess I should apologize to clowns for that, actually.

Sorry clowns.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (RoIW/)

69 Jorts! They're wearing jorts! For some reason I find that especially funny.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (/4vtq)

70 #34, they are probably Fed-issued smart watches so they can read encrypted texts to each other.

Posted by: Scott_T at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (2waQ7)

71 Look at all that expensive riot gear those assholes have...
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Seeing them walking back dejectedly was kinda funny.

All dressed up, and no ball to attend.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (bgWIn)

72 That is hilarious that they threw an "uprising" and only the feds showed up. Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (ZIoLS)

73 That picture reminds of some makeover TV show for men.
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Queer Eye for the Fed Guy??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (UHVv4)

74 Look at all that expensive riot gear those assholes have...

Defund the police starting with the riot gear.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (/1l9x)
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Cruella gave them 1.9 billion for the best riot gear they could buy.

Cruella Pelosi = Female Stalin.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (XHhHI)

75 71 Look at all that expensive riot gear those assholes have...
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Seeing them walking back dejectedly was kinda funny.

All dressed up, and no ball to attend.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (bgWIn)

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There were plenty of balls last season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

76
And this is what they are doing versus weeding out the terrorists and pedo's and rapists and murders and drug cartels along the border. Good times.


In fairness most of our government is apparently made up of rapists and pedos so...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (DpkTQ)

77 the Kyle and Ethan from the Babylon Bee often moan that it is getting harder to make parody that doesn't predict the future.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (ssx3L)

78 Seriously, what did the fbi hope to accomplish here, another 1/6 type of event? This was so obvious of an op ran by the fbi that anyone "caught" in the sting would get released by a Judge on the grounds that they are an idiot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (JUOKG)

79 Why doesn't anyone have the balls to censure the cuunt for saying stupid, inflammatory, ignorant bullshit like this?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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Because she's the boss and her party rules Washington with an iron fist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (DCdYk)

80 Some might wear Apple watches, but definitely not those dive / altimeter / timer whatever watches. That's LEO / military all the way.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (bgWIn)

81 WTF are the Capitol Police wearing?

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (XCrPR)

82 Who wanted to kill members of Congress on 1/6???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (ewXOW)

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1/6? How about in 2017?

Posted by: Steve Scalise at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (TNyrE)

83 Look at all that expensive riot gear those assholes have...

I mean, come on guys, you're overdoing the butch look.

Posted by: Imperial Stormtroopers at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (ZsR3z)

84 My favorites are the little

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (sSzZe)

85 Weird... in that Feds pic, they are all wearing watches on their left hands. I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

Feds can't wear apple watches, but still like bice things so they wear $600 government issued watches and Raybans.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (/4vtq)

86 That FBI picture looks like a gay wedding bachelor party. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (8u1Ia)

87 Gay as shit isn't a good look for our premier federal law enforcement agency.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (sWM8x)

88 Sorry clowns.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (RoIW/)


never apologize to clowns

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (2o90I)

89
It's the same bunch that investigated Bubba Wallace's noose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (ShFR1)

90 One thing's pretty evident after this weekend. It's no wonder the FBI relies so heavily on informants.

These guys couldn't infiltrate a shopping mall at noon on a Saturday.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (Pcyan)

91 What a f*cking clown show. I guess I should apologize to clowns for that, actually.

Sorry clowns.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (RoIW/)
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And they can take off their makeup and look like normal people. Not these guys...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (ZIoLS)

92 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.


Number of congress critters harmed in any way on Jan Sixth = 0.

Number of peaceful protestors murdered on Jan Sixth > 0

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (DpkTQ)

93 Cuffed shorts!

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (jV+aN)

94 'You got a bigger helmet, Sarge?'

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (XCrPR)

95 You would think the FIB's would at least have on an American flag shirt, a Gadsden flag shirt and a MAGA hat.
They didn't even try.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (NpAcC)

96 Ha. Something about the

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My favorites are the little under-5 feet tall chunky women in the Starship Trooper armor.

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (sSzZe)

97 Those Robocop Turtle Riot Gear get-ups are a bit over the top, no?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (mR6Gs)

98 Weird... in that Feds pic, they are all wearing watches on their left hands. I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (oHd/0)


Actually watches have made a huge comeback with kids and especially hipsters, sort of like vinyl LP's. I know quite a few that have several $3-5k watches.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

99 And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.


She probably had Lt. Michael Byrd sitting outside her office in his "Guns Kill People...And So Do I" T-shirt twirling his gun. Fucking knuckledragger MAGA bastards won't be sitting in her fucking chair this time!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (0ke1d)

100 I hope they sweated their balls off for nothing. Any pass out? If not, too bad

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (CYnTg)

101 What comes after The Clone Wars?

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (XHhHI)

102 >>That FBI picture looks like a gay wedding bachelor party. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you guys.


It's like a Top Gun Cosplay Event.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (XCrPR)

103 never apologize to clowns

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (2o90I)

Wise counsel. thanks ette.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (RoIW/)

104 The Feds, making peaceful protest impossible. I don't think that's going to work out well in the long run.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (prSvo)

105
My favorites are the little under-5 feet tall chunky women in the Starship Trooper armor.

That's hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (sSzZe)

They look like trick or treaters

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (mR6Gs)

106 I'm disappointed they didnt notice that they all had black socks too.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (G2zl5)

107 >>Actually watches have made a huge comeback with kids and especially hipsters


They don't own cars.

This is how they advertise status.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (XCrPR)

108 Gay as shit isn't a good look for our premier federal law enforcement agency.

**

You're going to want to sit down when I tell you this next part.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (sSzZe)

109 I bet all those FBI agents were patting each other on the butts. Collegially.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (8u1Ia)

110 Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

*obligatory*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (RoIW/)

111 Pretty sure back in the day, they taught a far superior carry technique in Spook School, but I could be wrong.

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"That's no gun! It's a dildo, and yes -- I am happy to see you all ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (v+3QR)

112 Number of congress critters harmed in any way on Jan Sixth = 0.

Number of peaceful protestors murdered on Jan Sixth > 0
Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (DpkTQ)
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Number of still-living brain cells in Cruella's brain = 0

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (XHhHI)

113 98 Weird... in that Feds pic, they are all wearing watches on their left hands. I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

Actually watches have made a huge comeback with kids and especially hipsters, sort of like vinyl LP's. I know quite a few that have several $3-5k watches.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

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I wear a watch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

114 34 Weird... in that Feds pic, they are all wearing watches on their left hands. I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

That is pretty weird.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (z5Vrg)

115 never apologize to clowns
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (2o90I)


No. Like feeding pigeons. Before you know it, mimes are going to start coming around.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (wAnMi)

116 Actually watches have made a huge comeback with kids and especially hipsters, sort of like vinyl LP's. I know quite a few that have several $3-5k watches.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)
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NOOOOOOOO. I like watches. Now watches are a hipster thing? Sonofabitchbastard. Hopefully those motherfuckers get over their fad soon. They usually do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (DCdYk)

117 Glowies, Ace?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 20, 2021 02:46 PM (rCAAz)


They are so obviously LE that it practically glows like a backlit stained glass window on a chill November evening

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (ssx3L)

118 Those FBI Agents look gayer then a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (8u1Ia)

119 33 At least people got smart and didn't attend to give the government more political prisoners.
Posted by: soulpile

You should see how many political prisoners they make when we completely stop protesting!

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (MPYWI)

120 Actually watches have made a huge comeback with kids and especially hipsters, sort of like vinyl LP's. I know quite a few that have several $3-5k watches.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

"Several" $5K watches? Jesus, what are they paying kids these days?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (mR6Gs)

121 Hello my fellow right wing extremists, commit any federal crimes lately? Find any good deals on illegal weapons or drugs on the darkweb?

Posted by: Totally Not A Fed (I'm wearing Jorts afterall!) at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (/4vtq)

122 These pics make me think of a gay beach party.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (/MaDp)

123 Those poor rower fellas look lost without their coxswain.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (stUc+)

124 Say there, fellow MAGA patriots, who's up for revolting against the congressmen?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (GQ5VU)

125 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress,"

Just your friendly reminder that their side started the violent peaceful protests, so whatever escalations occur are directly their fault.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (B0mGw)

126 "Pelosi told reporters Wednesday that 'we intend to have the integrity of the Capitol be intact.'"

"Integrity" and "Capitol" in the same vicinity of one another? Good one, Wicked Witch of the West.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (aXxgO)

127 121 Hello my fellow right wing extremists, commit any federal crimes lately? Find any good deals on illegal weapons or drugs on the darkweb?
Posted by: Totally Not A Fed (I'm wearing Jorts afterall!) at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (/4vtq)

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I downloaded a movie once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

128 At least there were more protesters to undercover cops at the rally, than there are pedophiles to undercover cops in an internet chatroom.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (Ti+Tv)

129 Cop haircut, cop sunglasses, cop mustache, cop wristwatch, cop footwear, in-shape cop physique. Yeah, you blend.

Posted by: Miss Mona Lisa Vito at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (4I/2K)

130 Never needed a watch.

I just know what time it is.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (XCrPR)

131 "Several" $5K watches? Jesus, what are they paying kids these days?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (mR6Gs)
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If you don't own a car and do have a couple of credit cards with decent limits, you can make this work. It's stupid to do it that way (and yeah, I am making some wild assumptions) but certainly doable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (DCdYk)

132 Actually watches have made a huge comeback with kids and especially hipsters, sort of like vinyl LP's. I know quite a few that have several $3-5k watches.

I don't like most new watches, because they're roughly the size of a dinner plate. However, I have a very nice, normal-sized watch, and have always worn one, because, you know, I like to know what time it is.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (ZsR3z)

133 I'm hare to awest you. Weally, I have handcuffs. Don't laugh.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (8u1Ia)

134 Worst. Insurrection. Ever. How are the Feds going to round up millions of terrorist American at this rate?

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (MxEKc)

135 Against the backdrop of the troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, the top U.S. military officer is meeting in Greece with NATO counterparts this weekend, hoping to forge more basing, intelligence sharing and other agreements to prevent terrorist groups from regrouping and threatening America and the region.

Army Gen. Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said the meeting of NATO defense chiefs will focus in part on the way ahead now that all alliance troops have pulled out of Afghanistan and the Taliban are in control.

Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

136 My favorites are the little under-5 feet tall chunky women in the Starship Trooper armor.

I saw a video of a couple of chunky British police women trying to arrest a lanky guy - the video started at that point so I have no idea what he did.

Anyway he just pushed the two of them away and started jogging off. Both the cop-ettes tried to follow but had to stop for a breather about 30 seconds after they started after him.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (DpkTQ)

137 "I downloaded a movie once."

You wouldn't download a pizza.

Wait. Yes, I would.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (B0mGw)

138 I wear a watch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)


Whoa. thats like so...day before yesterday.

Me too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (RoIW/)

139 Anybody ask Nancy why none of them were charged with attempted murder?

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (CYnTg)

140 Never needed a watch.

I just know what time it is.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (XCrPR)
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Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Kath-era Chicago at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (XHhHI)

141 I don't like most new watches, because they're roughly the size of a dinner plate. However, I have a very nice, normal-sized watch, and have always worn one, because, you know, I like to know what time it is.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (ZsR3z)
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Yeah. I don't like the new "MegaWatch" trend much myself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (DCdYk)

142 116 Actually watches have made a huge comeback with kids and especially hipsters, sort of like vinyl LP's. I know quite a few that have several $3-5k watches.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)
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NOOOOOOOO. I like watches. Now watches are a hipster thing? Sonofabitchbastard. Hopefully those motherfuckers get over their fad soon. They usually do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (DCdYk)

Next you'll be telling us you have a lumberjack beard and like trilbies.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (z5Vrg)

143 118 Those FBI Agents look gayer then a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Marcus T

Gayer than AIDS?

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (MPYWI)

144
I wear a watch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

________

So do I. $10 ones from Wally World. They're going to be ruined working outside or in the kennel, so there's no point getting a good one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (ShFR1)

145 As my friend says hipsters ruin everything

Posted by: Doug at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (HMHlJ)

146 >>These pics make me think of a gay beach party.


Fire Island Ferry Overflow Lot.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (XCrPR)

147 I guess the no mask rule was a MAGA themed thing.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (2o90I)

148 actually, there's a great attrition strategy here; hold one of these no-show rallies every month until it becomes boring to all the agencies concerned and they quit showing up.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (jDHSU)

149 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

Pelosi was Biden before Biden. Freakin' loon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (aXxgO)

150 I wear a watch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)


I've always worn one. But for a while youngsters were depending on their cell phones - and I gotta admit, a lot of them simply cannot read an analog clock. Some think it's stupid. Instead of something you barely need glance at to know the time - and don't even need the numbers.

I've told this story before - but had a kid ask me the time once, and I said it was a quarter past 2. He had no idea what that meant.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (wAnMi)

151 Gotta say the deep, deep undercover boys are pretty goddamn un-intimidating.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (MVjcR)

152 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Kath-era Chicago at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (XHhHI)
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Does anyone really care?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (DCdYk)

153 "Next you'll be telling us you have a lumberjack beard and like trilbies."

But that's ok.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (B0mGw)

154 It was worse than Pearl Baily.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (XHhHI)

155 Never needed a watch.

I just know what time it is.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (XCrPR)

*obligatory*

Thanks g.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (RoIW/)

156 141 Yeah. I don't like the new "MegaWatch" trend much myself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (DCdYk)

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Dolley has an Apple Watch. I don't really like it. I like my analog watch with the most basic of activity tracker capabilities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

157 Oh the drama!!!!

Nanzi, if those patriots had come to kill congress whores, a hell of a lot of congress would have been killed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (IukSd)

158 I wonder if the FBI agents all had matching butt plugs.

Wait. No I don't.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (8u1Ia)

159 I recognize some of those cops in the J. Crew clothes from pictures of the Unite the Right (lol) Tiki-Torch Parade from Charlottesville, 2017

What a set up THAT was.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (mR6Gs)

160 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Kath-era Chicago at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (XHhHI)
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Does anyone really care?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (DCdYk)
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About the time?

Posted by: Kath-era Chicago at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (XHhHI)

161 Next you'll be telling us you have a lumberjack beard and like trilbies.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (z5Vrg)
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Heh. No. Shaven. And I have no idea what "trilbies" are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (DCdYk)

162 I'm willing to bet 70% of that riot gear still had that new nylon smell on it. Some of those folks hadn't worn that s*** since the academy.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (Pcyan)

163 Posted on the wrong thread.

A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (Yqo+h)

164 Fire Island Ferry Overflow Lot.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (XCrPR


I was like oddly specific but then I was like oh.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (mbFEM)

165 Who the fuck wears black dress socks with shorts?

FIB men do. That's who.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (IukSd)

166 I like the guy with the jeans shorts and ankle holster.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (RoIW/)

167 I heard about the group of Feds wearing jean shorts. I thought they went all out full redneck jean shorts, not soy boy jean shorts, LOL.

This is funnier than I ever imagined.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (GQ5VU)

168 Just saw an ad with a screeching harpy saying "our rights are under assault" , yeah she meant her right to murder her baby any time she felt like it up to birth. Ad against the guy running against Phil Murphy in NJ

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (CYnTg)

169 99 And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.


She probably had Lt. Michael Byrd sitting outside her office in his "Guns Kill People...And So Do I" T-shirt twirling his gun. Fucking knuckledragger MAGA bastards won't be sitting in her fucking chair this time!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 20, 2021 02:56 PM (0ke1d)

Dear Israel, you know, you can paint outside of the Iranian lines now and again.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

170 163 Posted on the wrong thread.

A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (Yqo+h)

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A coven?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

171 "What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags"

A Congress.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (B0mGw)

172 Wanna go down to the Gay bar after the rally?

Posted by: Totally Not A Fed (I'm wearing Jorts afterall!) at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (/4vtq)

173 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

Now do Steve Scalise, you gonorrhea-infested, pustulent-assholed, low tide-queefed cunt.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (2JVJo)

174 Embarrassing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (oEn12)

175 52 >>"And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

Who wanted to kill members of Congress on 1/6???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (ewXOW)


"wanted to", or actually took any action whatsoever to do so?

I think the answer is (1) Lots of people, and (2) No one.

Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (tu3iY)

176 >>> I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?
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California?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (JVMtX)

177 In the video of the guy getting arrested, you can clearly hear the cop ask the guy "are you undercover?" and the fed/cop says no, he's just there attending the festivities.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (wAnMi)

178
Can't stop laughing.

They are all hanging around like a hen party.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (2o90I)

179 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (Yqo+h)
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A sodomy

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (XHhHI)

180 My watch at the moment (and it's my go-to) is my Seiko Kinetic. It's my favorite. It's very tough, it keeps time well, it looks good. It is at the edge of being too big and too heavy, but not quite over the line.

And the Kinetic is an engineering marvel that is super cool and satisfies my nerdiness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (DCdYk)

181
Looks like the help at Obama's 60th

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (ShFR1)

182 Maybe they are just deeply, deeply closeted gay men...

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (CYnTg)

183 WE WAS GONNA BE MASSACRED BY MAGAS ON J6 cry the Pelosi's and the AOC's.

They want their James Hodgkinson Memorial Baseball Field moment sooooo badly.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (aElZo)

184 But then they give it back after the "protester" shows them a gold federal badge.

They had to have at least suspected that he might be a LEO. Otherwise they would have just jumped his ass without saying a word to him. You know they were all looking for the chance to be big damn heroes like Michael Byrd.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (nfrXX)

185 Was this just theater or do these people really drink their own koolaide?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2021 02:47 PM (axyOa)


Back in the 90's there was a drive by the Oregon State Police to "get that armor piercing ammo off of the streets" by getting state police agents to try to buy surplus steel core from dealers at gunshows.

They would send down data entry operators, receptionists and filing clerks who wanted to play "T. J. Hooker" and who had no clue to what they were doing.
One of the dealers had a story about one who he sold a case of .50 BMG ammunition, which was exempt. The dealer was pretty sure that purchase was not reimbursed for idiocy

Anyhow, talent is hard to find on the ground and the J. Crew gang look like they should be trying to find the UPS store copier that is pumping out fake $20s

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (ssx3L)

186 I've never needed a flashlight on account of my bioluminessence.

Posted by: Totally Not A Fed (I'm wearing Jorts afterall!) at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (/4vtq)

187 Anybody ask Nancy why none of them were charged with attempted murder?
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (CYnTg)

Or Teason
Or Insurrection
Or Sedition
Or for carrying guns
Or Treason

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

188 OT, remember the guy kicked from SNL from past jokes?

Comedian shunned by 'SNL' gets the last laugh

Gillis has rebounded from the "SNL" dismissal by creating his own sketch comedy series on YouTube with fellow comedian John McKeever. The comedy skit show is titled "Gilly and Keeves." The first season features 12 sketches such as "Trump Speed Dating," "ISIS Toyota," "Militia Funeral," "Uncle Daycare," and "The Last White Football Team."

On Sept. 7, the talented stand-up comedian released his very first comedy special, "Shane Gillis Live in Austin." Within 10 days, the comedy special received over 1 million views on YouTube.


good for him

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (2o90I)

189 The only politicians that have been put in the hospital in the last 10 years have all bee Republicans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (Y5qcH)

190 The Spiderman shop from earlier today is still cracking me up. They couldn't have been more obvious if they tried.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (IQ1rX)

191 You can bet that the FBI files on those few that did show is getting thicker. It would have been a good opportunity to set the FBI up, but that would have required an honest internal affairs department to address the overzealous politics of the agency when they invariably overstepped their authority.

I wonder how many wiretaps are being set up right now on the handful of people who showed up.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (FYHo7)

192 Hi there fellow freedom loving MAGA friends, I have some illegal machine guns for sale. Anyone interested?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (GQ5VU)

193 I've never needed a flashlight on account of my bioluminessence.
Posted by: Totally Not A Fed (I'm wearing Jorts afterall!) at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (/4vtq)

I read that as FLESHLIGHT

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (mR6Gs)

194 Is there a term of art for "so many undercover feds that they don't know who each other are and accidentally arrest one another?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (DCdYk)

195 They are ALL looking forward to this evening's Post Rally De-Briefing.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (XCrPR)

196 These FBI douchetwats can't be mocked enough.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 20, 2021 03:04 PM (m/Gc2)

197 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags


a pride parade

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (j9HX3)

198 >>>At least one guy seems to have a gun on his right thigh:

his left thigh

Posted by: m at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (6dJKT)

199 Does the FB have any working for them that showed up at this rally that was 1. a woman?. 2. Over 40?, because from the photos the only Trump supporters upset at the incarceration after Jan 6 seemed be white men with short haircuts who are under 40

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (AJzTi)

200 One thing's pretty evident after this weekend. It's no wonder the FBI relies so heavily on informants.

These guys couldn't infiltrate a shopping mall at noon on a Saturday.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 02:55 PM (Pcyan)

they couldn't infiltrate a J Crew shop without getting tagged as feds...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (8D42x)

201 > I've told this story before - but had a kid ask me the time once, and I said it was a quarter past 2. He had no idea what that meant.

The one that pisses me off is "quarter of." What the hell is that? Just say quarter past or quarter 'til.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (UW2ZS)

202 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (Yqo+h)
- - - - - - - - -

A smug? "I see a smug of douchebags".

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (prSvo)

203 ISIS Toyota

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Heh. I've always thought Toyota should use that in their marketing. In every shithole 3rd world civil war, everyone drives 25 year old Tacomas. That's a pretty good endorsement of how reliable they are.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (GQ5VU)

204 Those fellas look like they're there for a pride march.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (QU5/8)

205 This pretty lady in skimpy clothing feels bad for satirists nowadays:
https://is.gd/lKAfR1

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (DCdYk)

206 Who wanted to kill members of Congress on 1/6???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (ewXOW)

My opinion of Congress doesn't change from day to day...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (jGOZz)

207 I can smell 'em from here. Axe Body Spray.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (aElZo)

208 They all returned to their offices to play video games on their DreamBox

Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (RHGPo)

209 ot

San Francisco Mayor Responds to Criticism After Violating Her Own COVID Mask Mandate

San Francisco Mayor London Breed, who was seen apparently breaking her own administration's COVID-19 masking rules last week at a nightclub, responded to the criticism over her action, which some felt was hypocritical.

Breed, a Democrat, told local media outlets that attention shouldn't be directed at her for breaking the mask rules but rather members of the media should focus on the members of the band Tony! Toni! Tone! performing for the first time in decades.

"This was sad that this is even a story," she told CBS5, saying that "we don't need the fun police to come in and micromanage and tell us what we should or shouldn't be doing."


wow - are you farking kidding me?

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (2o90I)

210 The one that pisses me off is "quarter of." What the hell is that? Just say quarter past or quarter 'til.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (UW2ZS)
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"Quarter of" == "quarter 'til." It's a regionalism. I think "quarter of" is more common in the NE or mid-Atlantic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (DCdYk)

211 The FBI guys should have just had a both with a phony sign up sheet. It would have been a much more efficient way of getting a fresh set of people to harass.

Until, of course, they show up at one of their colleague's homes. Then it gets awkward.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (TNyrE)

212 booth, not both

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (TNyrE)

213 209
"This was sad that this is even a story," she told CBS5, saying that "we don't need the fun police to come in and micromanage and tell us what we should or shouldn't be doing."

wow - are you farking kidding me?
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (2o90I)

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Yes. The covid response has been a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

214 Does the FB have any working for them that showed up at this rally that was 1. a woman?. 2. Over 40?, because from the photos the only Trump supporters upset at the incarceration after Jan 6 seemed be white men with short haircuts who are under 40
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (AJzTi)
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Yup a woman in the same type of t-shirt and shorts, ray bans, watch and black socks would have been a lot more convincing. She could have even been looking off in a different direction altogether.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (XHhHI)

215 Mmm...hints of Daisy Duke

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (XCrPR)

216 London Breed

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (CYnTg)

217 bear you and I on same wavelength/horde mind etc

but yeah those dudes look like that PC Principal south park character

if he was cloned

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (j9HX3)

218 Happiness is a warm gun. That gun in the dude's pocket/crotch is pretty warm I'd wager.

gun envy = dick envy

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (BFigT)

219 ... Breed, a Democrat, told local media outlets that attention shouldn't be directed at her for breaking the mask rules but rather members of the media should focus on the members of the band Tony! Toni! Tone! performing for the first time in decades.

"This was sad that this is even a story," she told CBS5, saying that "we don't need the fun police to come in and micromanage and tell us what we should or shouldn't be doing." ...
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (2o90I)
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I wonder what it's like to be powerful, untouchable, unfettered and completely un-self-aware.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (DCdYk)

220 Worth the waste of taxpayer dollars for the memes. The OnlyFed one is a keeper.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 20, 2021 02:51 PM (GZ/yK)


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I liked the Abercombrie and Snitch.

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (Z32m1)

221 If I was there and dropped my wallet I'd kick it down the street before I picked it up. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (RoIW/)

222 187 Anybody ask Nancy why none of them were charged with attempted murder?
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (CYnTg)

Or Teason
Or Insurrection
Or Sedition
Or for carrying guns
Or Treason

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)


You said "Treason" twice.

Posted by: Headley Lamar at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (tu3iY)

223 Never needed a watch.

I just know what time it is.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (XCrPR)
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Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Kath-era Chicago at September 20, 2021 03:00 PM (XHhHI)

time is an illusion.

lunch time doubly so...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (8D42x)

224 That one Fed in the background must've been embarassed, his shirt was yellow instead of blue.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (/4vtq)

225 219 I wonder what it's like to be powerful, untouchable, unfettered and completely un-self-aware.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (DCdYk)

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Probably pretty awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

226 everyone drives 25 year old Tacomas. That's a pretty good endorsement of how reliable they are.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (GQ5VU)

It's the Toyota Hilux. Not sure how much it shares with Tacomas. I know we don't get the diesel engines tho.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

227 Those doofuses ordered their Acme MAGA Costume Kits directly from Amazon. I am disappoint they apparently don't come with Confederate flags.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (O+I8R)

228 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (Yqo+h)

congress?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (8D42x)

229 Three things:

1. London is a woman? I always assumed it was a dude.

2. Do you need to mention the mayor of San Francisco is a Democrat?

3. What the fuck is Tony Tony?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (GQ5VU)

230 I think somebody tipped these people off.

Posted by: Fed #1 to Fed #2 at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (XHhHI)

231 Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!

Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

232 >> Weird... in that Feds pic, they are all wearing watches on their left hands. I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?


Garmin watches?
Also: black socks - cringe.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (ewXOW)

233 "Quarter of" == "quarter 'til." It's a regionalism. I think "quarter of" is more common in the NE or mid-Atlantic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (DCdYk)

NJ

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (mR6Gs)

234 And the Kinetic is an engineering marvel that is super cool and satisfies my nerdiness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (DCdYk)


Awesome watch. Clean, simple, accurate. I used to go in for chronographs, but at this point something I can read easily works just fine.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (wAnMi)

235 OT: The Taliban is practicing for their own D-Day landings.

https://tinyurl.com/3khwc4sj

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (ZsR3z)

236 That one Fed in the background must've been embarassed, his shirt was yellow instead of blue.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (/4vtq)


Always gotta be a Chief somewhere.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (P4LRL)

237 >>1. London is a woman?


A woman embroiled in scandal. Also.

Toni, Tony, Tone!

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (XCrPR)

238 I think I'll take some resumes to the next protest. Cant hurt right?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (axyOa)

239 >>>14 Glowies, Ace?


I just learned the word a couple of months ago. It means an FBI agent or CIA officer or some other fed. It is often said that they stick out so much, they almost glow in the dark.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (0G13K)

240 and Julie Kelly has details on evidence submitted by 1-6 dissident Lang's desire to leave DC-Gitmo. His crimes include recording police beat MAGA grandmas to death (boyland?) and using chemical weapons with abandon.

wow.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (ZZK0E)

241 Cop haircut, cop sunglasses, cop mustache, cop wristwatch, cop footwear, in-shape cop physique. Yeah, you blend.

Posted by: Miss Mona Lisa Vito at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (4I/2K)

Cop motor, cop transmission, cop tires...

Posted by: Elwood Blues at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (gmo/4)

242 And I have no idea what "trilbies" are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:01 PM (DCdYk)


A trilby is a hat with a very narrow brim, and got its name from the stage adaptation of the 1894 novel Trilby.

https://tinyurl.com/48bjarxc

I wear a pocket watch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)

243 pep omg

AquaTaliban

too much! too crazy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (j9HX3)

244 > Is there a term of art for "so many undercover feds that they don't know who each other are and accidentally arrest one another?"

In Detroit, two groups of undercover cops, from different precincts got into a stand-off. One group was pretending to be drug buyers, the other group was pretending to be drug sellers.

They each drew guns, said the other was under arrest. They had a Mexican standoff for several minutes (like 10+), then finally they put the guns away ... and began to beat the everloving shit out of each other.

This news story makes it sound a lot tamer than it was.

https://bit.ly/3nQKadN

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (UW2ZS)

245 The one in the patterned t-shirt and black socks got it wrong. He thought he was supposed to dress like a tourist from Eastern Europe.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (aElZo)

246 Yup a woman in the same type of t-shirt and shorts, ray bans, watch and black socks would have been a lot more convincing. She could have even been looking off in a different direction altogether.
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (XHhHI)

**

They couldn't find one that didn't have full-sleeve tattoos.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (sSzZe)

247 Or Teason
Or Insurrection
Or Sedition
Or for carrying guns
Or Treason

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

You said "Treason" twice.
Posted by: Headley Lamar at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (tu3iY)

Technically, he only said it once.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (KbCG3)

248 Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (XHhHI)

LOL. Well, she probably wouldn't have been wearing that ensemble unless she was the "typical" lesbian some people talk about on here. If they wanted to know what Trump supporters looked like they have no footage from Trump rallies?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (AJzTi)

249 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags


a pride parade
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (j9HX3)


buzz kill

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (2o90I)

250 They're going to be ruined working outside or in the kennel, so there's no point getting a good one.

Yeah, I destroy watches. The last one I had was a free promotional item from some political group. It lasted about two years, an amazing length of time. I was thinking it might be okay to buy a nice watch, and then smashed the cheap one working on a bookshelf.

Not with the drill, though.

No nice watch for me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (CX3cf)

251 I wonder what it's like to be powerful, untouchable, unfettered and completely un-self-aware.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (DCdYk)


She is totally aware. She is aware that she is select, and you are not. I mean her answer is not to defend herself, or suggest that maybe people can choose on their own what is safe, but rather hey Tony Toni Tone hadn't played together in 20 years!

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (mbFEM)

252 Trump was right again when he said it would be a setup.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (buTO7)

253 Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (EHSip)

254 A trilby is a hat with a very narrow brim, and got its name from the stage adaptation of the 1894 novel Trilby. ...
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)
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Ah, thanks, MP4. I don't know hats because I don't wear them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (DCdYk)

255
London Broil > London Boys > London Breed

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (DUIap)

256 Most of the day I can be within 5 minutes of the exact time by using the "FIST of TIME." Putting your arm out, making a fist from the bottom of the sun, and each fist is an hour subtracted from the previous nights sundown. At night it doesn't work at all.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (IukSd)

257 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress"

If we were really out to kill you, well, you'd be dead already.

And yet ....

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (jWe5r)

258 Cop haircut, cop sunglasses, cop mustache, cop wristwatch, cop footwear, in-shape cop physique. Yeah, you blend.

Posted by: Miss Mona Lisa Vito at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (4I/2K)

Cop motor, cop transmission, cop tires...

Posted by: Elwood Blues at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (gmo/4)


Hey! Lots of civilians like to drive Crown Vics.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (wAnMi)

259 I don't know ANY young Men who wear watches anymore. Especially when out in the sun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 02:49 PM (oHd/0)


I was about to protest this assertion and then I realized...

...trap sprung. Ouch.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (P4LRL)

260 Tag Team >Tony! Toni! Tone!

Scope, there it is!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (/1l9x)

261 This is not how we trained cadets during my stint with MK-Ultra.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (gmo/4)

262 The one in the patterned t-shirt and black socks got it wrong. He thought he was supposed to dress like a tourist from Eastern Europe.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (aElZo)


lol

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (2o90I)

263 or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (EHSip)

Give me 5 minutes and I'll be ready for you to leave.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (Y5qcH)

264 You said "Treason" twice.
Posted by: Headley Lamar at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (tu3iY)
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Once.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (XHhHI)

265 After being made to look like idiots, whats the over/under on the feds doubling down at the next Trump rally?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (axyOa)

266 165 Who the fuck wears black dress socks with shorts?

FIB men do. That's who.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (IukSd)


They found out when they came into the office that they were on undercover duty today. And they were given their "uniforms" but no one remembered to buy the change of socks.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (G2zl5)

267 I'm sure it's been mentioned, but, the only attempted killing of congress happened at a ballgame. Of course, Pelosi's dementia addled tiny brain can't be bothered by that minor detail.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (ZTjb4)

268 The one in the patterned t-shirt and black socks got it wrong. He thought he was supposed to dress like a tourist from Eastern Europe.

When someone inquired who he and the guy next to him were, they said "we are two wild and crazy guys!"

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (ZsR3z)

269 I'm old and still wear a watch!

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (MVjcR)

270 Want to sign up for my new Pro-Trump organization that totally isn't a honeypot? It's called America Group, all you need to sign up is your name, address, phone number and SSI.

Posted by: Totally not a Fed (I'm wearing Jorts!) at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (/4vtq)

271
1. London is a woman? I always assumed it was a dude.


"London Breed" sounds like an English power pop band from 1979

Or a UK cop show

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (mR6Gs)

272 If they wanted to know what Trump supporters looked like they have no footage from Trump rallies?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (AJzTi)
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That isn't the problem. Trump supporters look pretty normal because they *are* pretty normal. Cops stick out almost always. It's very hard for cops to "blend in" - especially when there are lots of other cops around and they're dressed by the department.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (DCdYk)

273 Them guys watched Reno 911 a bit too much.

Posted by: Deputy Travis Junior at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

274 80 Some might wear Apple watches, but definitely not those dive / altimeter / timer whatever watches. That's LEO / military all the way.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 02:54 PM (bgWIn)

And check out the haircuts.... High and tights?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (oHd/0)

275 273 Them guys watched Reno 911 a bit too much.
Posted by: Deputy Travis Junior at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

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So many balls popping out of those shorts...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

276 London breed is the name for 100% mutt.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

277 > "Quarter of" == "quarter 'til." It's a regionalism. I think "quarter of" is more common in the NE or mid-Atlantic.

Yeah, I dated a woman from Boston who said it. I could never remember which direction it meant. I still hate it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (UW2ZS)

278 A trilby is a hat with a very narrow brim, and got its name from the stage adaptation of the 1894 novel Trilby.

https://tinyurl.com/48bjarxc

I wear a pocket watch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)


Trilby's are solid class. Fedoras... meh.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (wAnMi)

279 274 And check out the haircuts.... High and tights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (oHd/0)

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They could be trying out for the Yankees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

280 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (DCdYk)

That was my point. They're (FIbbies) don't seem to be terribly bright.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (AJzTi)

281 3. What the fuck is Tony Tony?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (GQ5VU)

cf. "Mony Mony"

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (EHSip)

282 Trump was right again when he said it would be a setup.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (buTO7)

With all all due respect to Trump, EVERYONE knew it was a setup

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (mR6Gs)

283 it's "quarter TO"

come on now

quarter to four

quarter after four

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (j9HX3)

284 The one in the patterned t-shirt and black socks got it wrong. He thought he was supposed to dress like a tourist from Eastern Europe.


EVERYONE TO GET FROM STREET!

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (gmo/4)

285 I just learned the word a couple of months ago. It means an FBI agent or CIA officer or some other fed. It is often said that they stick out so much, they almost glow in the dark.
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (0G13K)


The next protest, we ALL dress like that. Would be hilarioius.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (2o90I)

286 That was my point. They're (FIbbies) don't seem to be terribly bright.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (AJzTi)
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Right. Some of them probably aren't stupid. Hell, most of them probably aren't. But they are cloistered cops who can't help looking like cops and don't know how to behave like they aren't cops.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (DCdYk)

287 It's the Toyota Hilux. Not sure how much it shares with Tacomas. I know we don't get the diesel engines tho.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2021 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

i want one of those. with the amount of abuse i've seen those get in mines around the world, they just don't die.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (8D42x)

288 Don't know who mentioned it in an earlier thread, but we need to "schedule" one of these every 6 weeks or so, just to make the POS agencies and their lackeys in the media get out and waste a Saturday.

Posted by: Wally at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (FJYfm)

289 Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
*obligatory*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 02:57 PM (RoIW/)


And this pisses me off, YOU DO NOT PUT YOUR GLOCK IN YOUR POCKET because you risk blowing your balls off. It is too tight, there is fluff and threads to trap the trigger safety and it is designed for your finger to go into the trigger guard. *BAM* ow my balls.

Stick it in your waistband, and learn to move so you don't touch it all the time and it doesn't print

Probably carry all the time with shoulder holsters.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (ssx3L)

290 Hey! Lots of civilians like to drive Crown Vics.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (wAnMi)

/nods...

Posted by: Agent Casey at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (oHd/0)

291 "And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.
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And how does this hysterical old crone think that crowd of unarmed trespassers was going to kill her? Making her die of embarrassment by taking so many selfies of her smelly chair?

F*cking idiot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (k4dH2)

292 80 Some might wear Apple watches, but definitely not those dive / altimeter / timer whatever watches. That's LEO / military all the way.
Posted by: bonhomme

I wear a CASIO G SHOCK with altimeter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (IukSd)

293 Seems to me, if you were in shape like those guys. You could just put on a fake gut and hide your firearm in the fake gut.

The just dress like a regular person.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (Y5qcH)

294 Those guys would have been better off dressing up in a snappy three-piece suit like Efrem Zimbalest Jr.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

295 I'm old and still wear a watch!

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2021 03:12 PM (MVjcR)


We know amigo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (RoIW/)

296 244 In Detroit, two groups of undercover cops, from different precincts got into a stand-off. One group was pretending to be drug buyers, the other group was pretending to be drug sellers.

They each drew guns, said the other was under arrest. They had a Mexican standoff for several minutes (like 10+), then finally they put the guns away ... and began to beat the everloving shit out of each other.


there's a toss-off line in one of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books (i don't think it was in the first one) about police gangs setting traps for each other.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (v3pYe)

297 "Try to blend in. No wristwatches."

"How can we start the mission if we can't synchronize our watches?"

And now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (2rARG)

298 mid grade (30 - 40 $) Casio g-shock - been wearing a succession of 'em for decades, never broke one yet; the typical failure is loss of seal after a battery change.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (jDHSU)

299 Trump was right again when he said it would be a setup.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 20, 2021 03:10 PM (buTO7)

With all all due respect to Trump, EVERYONE knew it was a setup
Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:13 PM (mR6Gs)
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Crowder was saying that with a big gathering he usually knows somebody who knows somebody putting it together.

Just like Trump he didn't know anybody putting it together, and he warned people away.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (XHhHI)

300 And this pisses me off, YOU DO NOT PUT YOUR GLOCK IN YOUR POCKET because you risk blowing your balls off.
____________

Not an issue for feds.

They have no balls.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (k4dH2)

301 I wonder what it's like to be powerful, untouchable, unfettered and completely un-self-aware.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:07 PM (DCdYk)

It's great until you're the accountant in the elevator in a Brian DePalma flick.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (uhPTO)

302 And how does this hysterical old crone think that crowd of unarmed trespassers was going to kill her? Making her die of embarrassment by taking so many selfies of her smelly chair?

F*cking idiot.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (k4dH2)


I was going to throw water on her. It worked before.

Posted by: Dorothy at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (FJYfm)

303 i want one of those. with the amount of abuse i've seen those get in mines around the world, they just don't die.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (8D42x)

On Top Gear, they let one get submerged by the ocean and then was able to get it started with no new parts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (Y5qcH)

304 Cop haircut, cop sunglasses, cop mustache, cop wristwatch, cop footwear, in-shape cop physique. Yeah, you blend.

Posted by: Miss Mona Lisa Vito at September 20, 2021 02:58 PM (4I/2K)

My nephew recently became a cop. Nice kid, but this is EXACTLY how he dresses for out door family barbecues and such, sans the black socks though

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (mR6Gs)

305 301 It's great until you're the accountant in the elevator in a Brian DePalma flick.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (uhPTO)

=========

Just walk away with things go slo-mo and the music amps up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

306 Clyde Tolson could have given these guys tips on how to dress.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (m/Gc2)

307 All the world's a stage.

Posted by: The Clown Show at September 20, 2021 03:17 PM (Tnijr)

308 Nancy, you know how I know 75M+ people aren't trying to kill you. You're not dead, that's how.

Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2021 03:17 PM (FhXTo)

309 It's been raining all day. It's gloomy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:17 PM (DCdYk)

310 80 Some might wear Apple watches, but definitely not those dive / altimeter / timer whatever watches. That's LEO / military all the way.
Posted by: bonhomme


Actually I think every single watch those glowies are wearing are android. Big, round, flat bezel with no buttons and black face are giveaways. I don't see any chronographs - I was looking at a higher res photo on Sunday. The one thing I noticed was the guy on the right is cross dominant (I am) so he shoots southpaw, but wears watch on left as well (I do). I always have to take my watch off when I start writing/drawing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:17 PM (wAnMi)

311 I was going to throw water on her. It worked before.
Posted by: Dorothy at September 20, 2021 03:16 PM (FJYfm)

Have the dog piss on her. See if that works too.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2021 03:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

312 And how does this hysterical old crone think that crowd of unarmed trespassers was going to kill her? Making her die of embarrassment by taking so many selfies of her smelly chair?

F*cking idiot.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2021 03:14 PM (k4dH2)

Because she would be a friendly fire candidate when the cops open fire on the unarmed civilians? You know, like Ashly Babbit?

Posted by: Agent Casey at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (oHd/0)

313 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (r1z5A)

314 The Tacoma and Hilux are close, but the Hilux is more like the old Ford and Chevy work trucks you used to be able to buy. The US market gets a slightly more upscale product, which isn't bad, but yeah, I'd love the diesel option.

I doubt there's 10% difference in ability or longevity, though. Dang good trucks period.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (sSzZe)

315 Anyone else watching Annie Get Your Gun??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (UHVv4)

316
Got Glock in Pocket.

Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (XHhHI)

317 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

**

This is such a great idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (sSzZe)

318 Not that it matters but has anyone talked about how much this little show of power cost? Just the fence cost would probably feed 100,000 starving kids for a year.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (Tnijr)

319 A group of dogs is called a pack

--

Joe Don Baker is in agreement.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (O+I8R)

320 And this pisses me off, YOU DO NOT PUT YOUR GLOCK IN YOUR POCKET because you risk blowing your balls off. It is too tight, there is fluff and threads to trap the trigger safety and it is designed for your finger to go into the trigger guard. *BAM* ow my balls.

- - - - - - -

There is such a thing as a pocket holster. I pocket carry a Ruger LCP Max every day, and pocket carried an LCP for years befores the Max came out. Still got my balls.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (prSvo)

321 I tell time by the sun.

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (arJlL)

322 317 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

**

This is such a great idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (sSzZe)

=======

J. Crew is about to have its best quarter ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

323 DOW closes down 641

Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (RHGPo)

324 Tag Team >Tony! Toni! Tone!

Scope, there it is!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 03:11 PM (/1l9x)

SPRINKLES!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (8D42x)

325 I'm surprised they don't all have walkie talkies glued to their ears.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (QNeTG)

326 San Francisco Mayor Responds to Criticism After Violating Her Own COVID Mask Mandate

San Francisco Mayor London Breed, who was seen apparently breaking her own administration's COVID-19 masking rules last week at a nightclub, responded to the criticism over her action, which some felt was hypocritical. Breed, a Democrat, told local media outlets that attention shouldn't be directed at her for breaking the mask rules ... "This was sad that this is even a story," she told CBS5, saying that "we don't need the fun police to come in and micromanage and tell us what we should or shouldn't be doing." wow - are you farking kidding me?
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 03:06 PM (2o90I)

Laws are for the little people. Want to bet Mayor Breed would be happy to turn in any of the waitpersons or bartenders that were not fully masked and fully obsequiesce to her Lordship?

Look at the photos from the Met Gala and the Emmys. All the staff are fully masked in color coordinated mask, and they have their ID prominently displayed on their chests to differentiate them from the pretty people.

Peasants must know their place!

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (Z32m1)

327 OT: The Taliban is practicing for their own D-Day landings.

https://tinyurl.com/3khwc4sj
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 03:09 PM (ZsR3z)

Disneylandistan

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (mR6Gs)

328
Michael Byrd is the new Lon Hiruchi

discuss

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (DUIap)

329 I've recently bought two vintage Westclox travel alarms and a pocket watch. The pocket watch is for the car. I'm tired of buying battery powered ones that die in three months. I like winding them up and listening to them tick.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (YynYJ)

330 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

**

This is such a great idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (sSzZe)

(Jump to top of page)


ONE OF US!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (AiZBA)

331 Do one of these every month and everyone purposely dress like a fed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (sSzZe)

332 I don't understand why you guys think having good fashion sense is the mark of being a Fed, I see people everywhere wearing blue shirts, jorts, black socks and government issued raybans. It's just the latest fashion trend!

Posted by: Glowie Damage Control Team (With Jorts, of course) at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (/4vtq)

333 Lmao

https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbot5/status/
1439946415615184896

Workweek vs weekend

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (mGx7h)

334 I doubt there's 10% difference in ability or longevity, though. Dang good trucks period.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (sSzZe)

crown jewel of Toyotas of War is a Hilux FJ45. They also employ a lot of bullet resistant models similar to the domestic Landcruiser.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (CjHGv)

335 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (Yqo+h)


A sleuth

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (ssx3L)

336 These idiots actually think they will know when its coming

Posted by: Jj at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (NeuXk)

337 I've recently bought two vintage Westclox travel alarms and a pocket watch. The pocket watch is for the car. I'm tired of buying battery powered ones that die in three months. I like winding them up and listening to them tick.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (YynYJ)
++++
Why I'm a big fan of good automatic watches,

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (DCdYk)

338 It's Dress Like a Fed In Shorts Day!

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (XHhHI)

339 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

**

This is such a great idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (sSzZe)

Holy Shit. That would be perfect.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (mR6Gs)

340 >>I think somebody tipped these people off.
Posted by: Fed #1 to Fed #2



"Note for next time: MAGAts don's love the word 'Justice' sexually, nor do they include it in every event and organization like the Left does. . ."

-- Field report from 'Justice for J6' protest a/k/a Operation Jorts Insurgency

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (ewXOW)

341 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

And seat them right behind Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (mR6Gs)

342 Ruger LCP Max every day, and pocket carried an LCP for years befores the Max came out.

How do you like the Max? I pocket an LCP II most of the time, and am thinking the Max looks like a potentially nice improvement.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (CX3cf)

343 336 These idiots actually think they will know when its coming
Posted by: Jj at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (NeuXk)

A fake JJ

Posted by: a fake CN at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (ONvIw)

344 Same "more media (amateur streamers) than protesters" vibe in Minneapolis throughout the middle of Chauvin's trial, and most of this summer's "random black man killed during daytime fugitive arrest warrant" protests.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (+WWsf)

345 "Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.
**
This is such a great idea."

It is. I want the concession for cheap non functioning Androoid costume watches.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (Tnijr)

346 The funniest thing about this whole clown show was when Chuck Schumer's office had to tell the idiotic Capitol Police Head Honcho doofus that no, he couldn't have 100 heavily armed soldiers there at the rally because the whole fucking clown show WAS GOING TO BE THEIR OWN FED GUYS, you imbecile!

Posted by: Boswell at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (5iUNf)

347 DOW closes down 641
Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2021 03:19 PM (RHGPo)

One word: Evergrande.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (/4vtq)

348 BE SURE TO SHIT YOUR PANTS
--------------------------------
A message from Biden. Shit.

I stayed here with these hicks and it's just a message from Biden.

Posted by: a Fed-issued smart watch at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (UHVv4)

349 Nothing says "We're all in this together" like the Emmies.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (XHhHI)

350 Before joining The FBI...i put sand in the skateboard parks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2021 03:23 PM (T1fV4)

351 Looks like the help at Obama's 60th

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 03:03 PM (ShFR1)


Might be Treasury agents looking to up to protective service

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 03:23 PM (ssx3L)

352 What truly surprises me is that anyone other than a Glowie actually showed up at that rally.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 03:23 PM (VcFUs)

353 crown jewel of Toyotas of War is a Hilux FJ45. They also employ a lot of bullet resistant models similar to the domestic Landcruiser.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2021 03:20 PM (CjHGv)

*

Fun fact: The Land Cruiser is what it is today because America needed a Willys for Korea. They made the specs, Toyota answered, and here we are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:23 PM (sSzZe)

354 Small Caps got monkey hammered,. Russell 2000 back to February levels.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

355 >>Not that it matters but has anyone talked about how much this little show of power cost? Just the fence cost would probably feed 100,000 starving kids for a yea


Capitol Police report to Speaker Pelosi, and IIRC, she got them some more money in one of the recent bills to combat the imaginary ongoing insurgency.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (ewXOW)

356 I've recently bought two vintage Westclox travel alarms and a pocket watch. The pocket watch is for the car. I'm tired of buying battery powered ones that die in three months. I like winding them up and listening to them tick.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward


I'm so lazy my self winding watch...won't.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (r1z5A)

357 Seeing this makes me want to go back and look at other pictures to try to spot Feds.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (/4vtq)

358 339 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

This is such a great idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:18 PM (sSzZe)

Holy Shit. That would be perfect.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2021 03:21 PM (mR6Gs)

White, in shape, military haircuts.... you'd be labeled as Neo Nazis in a heartbeat... as long as you were actually there to protest.

Posted by: Agent Casey at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (oHd/0)

359 How do you like the Max? I pocket an LCP II most of the time, and am thinking the Max looks like a potentially nice improvement.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 20, 2021 03:22 PM (CX3cf)
- - - - - - - - - - - -

It's a great little gun. The grip is a bit beefier than the old LCP so I can get a better grip on it, which improved my accuracy. It also handles recoil a bit better.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (prSvo)

360 That embarrassing moment when you realize it wasn't a "dress like clueless Dad" theme party.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2021 03:25 PM (MxEKc)

361 358 White, in shape, military haircuts.... you'd be labeled as Neo Nazis in a heartbeat... as long as you were actually there to protest.
Posted by: Agent Casey at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (oHd/0)

========

Toy police badges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

362 357 Seeing this makes me want to go back and look at other pictures to try to spot Feds.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (/4vtq)

Wait.... THERE's WALDO!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 03:25 PM (oHd/0)

363 Notsothoreau, watch for the Seiko 5 wristwatch to go on sale around November for the Christmas season. Keep an eye on Slickdeals and you can find one for $50 or so.

Fantastic all-mechanical, elegant, perfectly sized wristwatch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 20, 2021 03:25 PM (sSzZe)

364
Capitol Police report to Speaker Pelosi, and IIRC, she got them some more money in one of the recent bills to combat the imaginary ongoing insurgency.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (ewXOW)
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1.9 billion.

And they opened up branch offices (to protect the Capitol Hill campus in DC) in Florida and California.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (XHhHI)

365 Small Caps got monkey hammered,. Russell 2000 back to February levels.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 03:23 PM (VpIIl)
++++
You're the only one besides me (and my family, where I picked it up) I have ever seen use "monkey hammered."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (DCdYk)

366 What do you do when you plan an insurrection and no one shows up?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (JUOKG)

367 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

LOL. I'm not cutting my hair anymore than it already is, and I have no shorts. Well, I have some style of pants that go past my knee but they are flowered so it's not in keeping with the Fibbie look.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (AJzTi)

368
Wait.... THERE's WALDO!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 03:25 PM (oHd/0)

I think they were trying to fix the error of hiring antifa for this rally, rofl

Posted by: a fake CN at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (ONvIw)

369 This pretty lady in skimpy clothing feels bad for satirists nowadays:
https://is.gd/lKAfR1
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:05 PM (DCdYk)

That's disgusting! First of all she's wearing the watch on the wrong hand, and girl, don't you know better than to have a horizontal striped skirt paired with a checked top? One of those has got to go, honey!

Posted by: Totally not gay MAGA protester wearing jorts at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (z79tQ)

370 The FBI had a contest going with the Taliban to see who could generate the funniest pic of the week. Swan Lake versus Totally Blending In.

I think the FBI won.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (QNeTG)

371 It's a great little gun.

Thanks. That’s all helpful.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (CX3cf)

372 @329: "I like winding them up and listening to them tick."[/I/]

Are you ready? Because I want you to pay attention. This is the beginning of something. Do you have time to improve your life? Do you have precisely 30 seconds for a word from AccuTron watches? You go into a business meeting. Is there food in your teeth? Ashes on your tie? And you've got nothing to say. The meeting is boring, but you can't be. But you're wearing an AccuTron. This watch makes you interesting.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (+WWsf)

373 BIG UPDATE: The individual arrested at Saturday's rally at the Capitol was a federal agent, and he will not be prosecuted.


Half expected the capital cop to get in trouble.
"Dude, when they give the fed word of the day, DON'T flash his badge and blow his cover!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (OCTRt)

374 Shouting "GUN" still works.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (4n6fw)

375 Again, not today, barrel.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (+WWsf)

376 Seeing this makes me want to go back and look at other pictures to try to spot Feds.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 03:24 PM (/4vtq)
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You could just photoshop it. "Spot the Fed".

Put these guys everywhere. Last Supper, First Thanksgiving, The Signing of the Declaration.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (XHhHI)

377 >>1.9 billion.

And they opened up branch offices (to protect the Capitol Hill campus in DC) in Florida and California.


Holy crap, that's a lot of money for Capotol security.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 03:28 PM (ewXOW)

378 Inaccurate tag closing makes me wonder if I've too too little coffee today or too much.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 03:28 PM (+WWsf)

379 What is more representative of DC than large numbers of federal workers on the clock standing around doing nothing?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 20, 2021 03:28 PM (hSOPX)

380 I do have my grandmother's wrist watch. It's pretty amazing looking. Has a large filigree piece surrounding the watch. I had it repaired in 2003 but I don't wear it often. I'm just too hard on jewelry and don't want to break it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 03:28 PM (YynYJ)

381 What is more representative of DC than large numbers of federal workers on the clock standing around doing nothing?

--

this used to be true but now DC-Gitmo is more of a pit of state sanction police violence against dissidents.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 20, 2021 03:28 PM (ZZK0E)

382 What do you do when you plan an insurrection and no one shows up?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
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Lie.

Posted by: Democrats at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (XHhHI)

383 Looks like a CBP badge to me.

Posted by: Bones at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (ADqJK)

384 Lie.
Posted by: Democrats at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (XHhHI)
+++++
In fairness, that's your answer for everything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (DCdYk)

385 "Holy crap, that's a lot of money for Capotol security.
Posted by: Lizzy"

They are afraid of us.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (Tnijr)

386 Ettes will need mid length hair and navy blue Lisa page suits

Posted by: CN at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (ONvIw)

387 next...rally?

oh boy, maybe if you join antifa first

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (ZZK0E)

388 Nancy's building her own secret police force. Not subject to FOIA requests because they're part of the legislative branch.

Posted by: Democrats at September 20, 2021 03:31 PM (XHhHI)

389 386 Ettes will need mid length hair and navy blue Lisa page suits
Posted by: CN at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (ONvIw)

And the A.O.C / Paige donkey chompers dental plan

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 03:31 PM (VcFUs)

390 And they opened up branch offices (to protect the Capitol Hill campus in DC) in Florida and California.


Holy crap, that's a lot of money for Capotol security.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 03:28 PM (ewXOW)

And that does not include the DC Police, nor DC National Guard Unit, nor the Marines in the nearby barracks, nor the Secret Service, nor the US Marshall's stationed nearby.

1.9 Billion for JUST the Congress.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

391 Put these guys everywhere. Last Supper, First Thanksgiving, The Signing of the Declaration.Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:27 PM (XHhHI)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 03:31 PM (AJzTi)

392 so, the violent police response to the 1-6 peaceful protest includes the deaths of boyland and babbit at the hands of deranged lunatic local police forces.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 20, 2021 03:31 PM (ZZK0E)

393 I do have my grandmother's wrist watch. It's pretty amazing looking.

My father gave me my great grandfather’s pocket watch a few years ago. Like you I had to get it fixed. It’s very hard to find a good watch repairer nowadays. I almost certainly paid more to get it fixed than they sell for, but I have no intention of selling it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 20, 2021 03:32 PM (CX3cf)

394 Looks like a CBP badge to me.
Posted by: Bones


Chinese Border Patrol?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2021 03:32 PM (OCTRt)

395 Their wives / life partners told them No Cargo Shorts.

And they obliged

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2021 03:32 PM (gEoQs)

396 I'm thinking those "beach gay" FBI guys were specifically there to grab anyone who's still on the Jan-6th wanted list -- with some agents in a van running faces of rally attendees to match those faces still unidentified from the riot.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 20, 2021 03:32 PM (700n7)

397 >>Their wives / life partners told them No Cargo Shorts.


Heh!

Should've told them no black socks.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2021 03:33 PM (ewXOW)

398 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony... What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 20, 2021 03:02 PM (Yqo+h)


Same as crows. A murder.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:33 PM (wAnMi)

399 Pelosi is either a hysterical actor or a fool, if those people wanted the congressmen dead, they would have been dead. There was like 180 police and 5000 protester.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

400 394 Looks like a CBP badge to me.
Posted by: Bones


Chinese Border Patrol?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2021 03:32 PM (OCTRt)

Customs and Border Protection

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 20, 2021 03:33 PM (700n7)

401 Funny how rallies on both sides are full of plants.

One side the plants are there to make arrests and make the participants look bad.

In the other side's rallies the paid assistance is there to help burn shit down.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2021 03:33 PM (7jiho)

402 Joe avoids questions after his Weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:34 PM (XHhHI)

403 Imagine being in the progressive bubble.

After Newsom's win and the no-show of a protest, you must think that it's clear sailing to Utopia at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

404 But remember, the feds just learned a valuable lesson: if they want to shut down a rally, just make it seem like its a setup

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

405 Looks like a CBP badge to me.
Posted by: Bones


Chinese Border Patrol?
Posted by: rickb223

Customs and Border Protection
Posted by: Serious Cat


Give it 6 months...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2021 03:34 PM (OCTRt)

406 Nancy's building her own secret police force. Not subject to FOIA requests because they're part of the legislative branch.

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interesting catch, a police force outside of the executive branch?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 20, 2021 03:34 PM (ZZK0E)

407 Serious Cat I thought so too, they no doubt have a wanted list

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

408 403 Imagine being in the progressive bubble.

After Newsom's win and the no-show of a protest, you must think that it's clear sailing to Utopia at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

Realistically, how is it not?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (KbCG3)

409 Do I have to say it? You can tell any fed agent by their "ghey and out there" look.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (L9P9s)

410 I still say this years top Halloween costume will be Buffalo Man

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (gEoQs)

411 Same as crows. A murder.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 03:33 PM (wAnMi)
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A group of feds or one Michael Byrd.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (XHhHI)

412 @390: "And that does not include the DC Police, nor DC National Guard Unit, nor the Marines in the nearby barracks, nor the Secret Service, nor the US Marshall's stationed nearby."

It was a weird bill though. $700m of the $1.9b went to retroactively paying for the "post-insurrection" inauguration security costs, and another $200m went to the DC National Guard for establishing a rapid reaction force.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that $1.9b doesn't buy as much as it used to buy, and people should adjust their conspiracy antennas according.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (+WWsf)

413 A group of dogs is called a pack, a group of bats is called a colony...

What do you call a group of liberal, fed douche bags
Posted by: PAgirlinNC

Same as crows. A murder.
Posted by: clutch cargo


A Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (OCTRt)

414 And they opened up branch offices (to protect the Capitol Hill campus in DC) in Florida and California.
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:26 PM (XHhHI)


DeSantis should call out the Guard, march the bastards into the Gulf, then burn the office to the ground.

Fuck Pelosi and her SS.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (2JVJo)

415 Help me out, how would a Capital Police officer have jurisdiction anywhere except the Capital?

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (prSvo)

416 What if the story that the rally was a fed setup was planted by the feds to suppress turnout? Trump and everyone bought it. The pictures of the obvious feds "prove" it. Any future protest will be tainted.

The answer is to rally so fucking large, it doesn't matter. Put 5 million at the capitol. Fuck you arrest us all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (mdgQ7)

417 142 Next you'll be telling us you have a lumberjack beard and like trilbies.

near as i can tell, trilbies are born pregnant. saves a lot of time.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (oY6Yp)

418 Customs and Border Protection
Posted by: Serious Cat


Looks like he missed his area of enforcement by about 1200 miles.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (r1z5A)

419 I think any and all DC rallies are off the table indefinitely now, and state capitols and large cities are where the next ones have to occur.

Which is probably tied to Pelosi's extra judicial Capitol Police force that operates outside of DC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (3DjGn)

420 Realistically, how is it not?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2021 03:35 PM (KbCG3)
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You just need to get 1-2 ultrarich to pay to fix Climate Change and sail on from there.

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (XHhHI)

421 I am deep in tinfoil territory.

My first thought is that this was a lightning rod.
-You go ahead and gin up the talk for a protest.
-you make visible preparations for a protest.
-you make it painfully obvious that this is a set up.

Qui bono?
1) You seize the initiative from the enemy and instead reacting to their actions in the future, have them dealing with your false flags.
2) You demoralize. Next time someone brings up the idea of holding a protest against the junta for holding innocent people without charge, people think twice.
3) You then use it as psyops on the political prisoners who have not flipped yet. You have been forgotten, they will tell them. No one cares about you, they will whisper. Not even 100 people showed up to speak up for you, they will say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 03:37 PM (FwSdb)

422
"And now these people are coming back to praise the people who were out to kill, out to kill members of Congress," Pelosi said.

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They were not out to kill then. They are not out to kill now. You are, though. You've proved it because you've already done it. Yesterday you were hoping to kill some more, but they stayed away from your trap.

I wrote more and then erased it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2021 03:37 PM (NYHE5)

423
Out: Proud Boys.
In: Prouder Soy Boys.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 03:37 PM (Q1BZZ)

424 I have an antique pocket watch from the late 1800's. I've never tried to wind it. It's in a lockbox. With guns and money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2021 03:37 PM (BFigT)

425 "I guess what I'm trying to say is that $1.9b doesn't buy as much as it used to buy, and people should adjust their conspiracy antennas according.
Posted by: Walter Freeman"

It's completely absurd and they should have got nothing.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 03:38 PM (Tnijr)

426 The guy that repairedmy watch collects old non working watches for parts. It's the only way to repair them. I think it's a Lucien Picard. Got it packed away somewhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 03:38 PM (YynYJ)

427 I think any and all DC rallies are off the table indefinitely now

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DC-gitmo

bad judges
insane juries
fashy police
KGB style prisons

and no one cares. Desantis' DOJ gonna need to clear house

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 20, 2021 03:38 PM (ZZK0E)

428 386 Ettes will need mid length hair and navy blue Lisa page suits
Posted by: CN at September 20, 2021 03:29 PM (ONvIw)

Short Skirts.... Long Jackets...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 03:39 PM (oHd/0)

429 my work software is twitchy as hell. Was on friday too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 03:39 PM (FwSdb)

430 I guess every congressional district needs a capitol police battalion stationed there to protect the congressman and his staff and family and their families and investigate "threats" and protect the capitol police officers and their families. 5000 officers per district should suffice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2021 03:39 PM (mdgQ7)

431 Next rally everybody dress like the agents pictured...they'll lose their freaking minds.

This is such a great idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion.

Yes, that rally sounds super duper patriotic and insurrectionee...can you please provide more details...if you could just put those rally details into caps, that would much appreciated, patriotic Trumpy man, as they show up better on my photo watch thingy that I get at the Headquart....um, Home Depot, yeah, yeah...that's where we all shop, right MAGA person guy Moron Robbie whom I am speaking with now on this web site...this date, September 9th, 2021.

Posted by: Boswell at September 20, 2021 03:39 PM (5iUNf)

432 " I am deep in tinfoil territory."

You are not. They also need something to try out their new toys.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 03:39 PM (Tnijr)

433 @425: "It's completely absurd and they should have got nothing."

Sure, agreed, but it doesn't go very far in terms of establishing a federalized police force as some have been suggesting. They're gonna need way more money for that kinda thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 03:39 PM (+WWsf)

434 "I guess what I'm trying to say is that $1.9b doesn't buy as much as it used to buy, and people should adjust their conspiracy antennas according.
Posted by: Walter Freeman"

It's completely absurd and they should have got nothing.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 03:38 PM (Tnijr)
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Compared to their annual cost of 380-420 mill?

Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:39 PM (XHhHI)

435 Help me out, how would a Capital Police officer have jurisdiction anywhere except the Capital?
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (prSvo)

They're in hot pursuit of a hi-speed maniac wanted for the Mann Act.

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at September 20, 2021 03:40 PM (4I/2K)

436 I think any and all DC rallies are off the table indefinitely now, and state capitols and large cities are where the next ones have to occur.

Which is probably tied to Pelosi's extra judicial Capitol Police force that operates outside of DC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Read up on your state laws. See just who is and who ISN'T law enforcement and what powers they have and what law enforcement powers they don't have. Trespassing in DC on Fed property? Yeah. State level? Most likely not.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2021 03:40 PM (OCTRt)

437 Pride Bois.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2021 03:40 PM (mdgQ7)

438 The tree of lib....
T. Jefferson

Those who make peaceful revol....
JFK

Die Motherfucker die motherfucker die!

Posted by: Dope at September 20, 2021 03:41 PM (z79tQ)

439 Nood

Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2021 03:42 PM (P4LRL)

440 Marcia Lucas (George Lucas' ex-wife) has come out and rhetorically slammed the sequel trilogy, specifically calling out Kathleen Kennedy for her mishandling of the franchise since the Disney purchase.

How do feminists treat this fight?

A) Decide that this isn't a purely political thing and weigh the merits of both ideas even-handedly and with prudence.
B) Screech that Marcia Lucas is a gender traitor.
C) Ignore the story completely and just keep acting like those who dislike the sequel trilogy are all women hating men who voted for Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 20, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

441 Help me out, how would a Capital Police officer have jurisdiction anywhere except the Capital?

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (prSvo)

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We are all citizens of D.C. now ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 03:42 PM (Q1BZZ)

442 Pride Bois.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Or Butt Bois.

Wait, I forgot the rules.

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 03:42 PM (mD/uy)

443 " I am deep in tinfoil territory."

You are not. They also need something to try out their new toys.
Posted by: f'd


Yes, what used to be tinfoil hat territory, is now just paying attention.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2021 03:43 PM (r1z5A)

444 I wrote more and then erased it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Join the club.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2021 03:43 PM (OCTRt)

445 Crowder was saying that with a big gathering he usually knows somebody who knows somebody putting it together.

Just like Trump he didn't know anybody putting it together, and he warned people away.
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2021 03:15 PM (XHhHI)

It was Matt Braynard's organization, Look Ahead America. I knew about it from the time it was announced a month and a half ago. And if you don't know who Matt Braynard is, I'm sorry, but you weren't paying close attention to the election challenges.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 20, 2021 03:43 PM (700n7)

446 A well regulated Capitol Police Force, being necessary to the security of a State, the right of the police to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2021 03:43 PM (mdgQ7)

447 Help me out, how would a Capital Police officer have jurisdiction anywhere except the Capital?
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM


They don't. Capitol police only have jurisdiction at the actual Capitol as defined in 2 US Code chapter 1967 no matter what nancy pelosi says. They have zero police powers outside of the district.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 20, 2021 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

448 and no one cares. Desantis' DOJ gonna need to clear house

LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

449 I thought the uniform was Hawaiian shirts?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 20, 2021 03:46 PM (BMmaB)

450 Customs and Border Protection
Posted by: Serious Cat


Looks like he missed his area of enforcement by about 1200 miles.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2021 03:36 PM (r1z5A)

Those guys also do work with inspections at sea and airports. I think I read he was from New Jersey.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 20, 2021 03:47 PM (700n7)

451 You might think after this failed Insurrection hoax Congress pulled the next one they won't lock up Capital Hill.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 03:47 PM (2JoB8)

452 73 That picture reminds of some makeover TV show for men.
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Queer Eye for the Fed Guy??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 02:53 PM (UHVv4)
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How about: Assholes on the Fed dole?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger.... at September 20, 2021 03:48 PM (EkO2d)

453 Against the backdrop of the troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, the top U.S. military officer is meeting in Greece with NATO counterparts this weekend, hoping to forge more basing, intelligence sharing and other agreements to prevent terrorist groups from regrouping and threatening America and the region.

Army Gen. Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said the meeting of NATO defense chiefs will focus in part on the way ahead now that all alliance troops have pulled out of Afghanistan and the Taliban are in control.
Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2021 02:59 PM (RHGPo)


Step 1: Build a fence between Turkey and Greece to stop Afghan "refugees" from overrunning Europe.

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2021 03:48 PM (Z32m1)

454 I wouldn't put it past Democrats to make up police state powers and let someone try and find a court to stop it.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 03:51 PM (2JoB8)

455
The Feebs might have been just a LITTLE less obvious if they hadn't all clustered together to talk about their daily workout and the new issue Blackberry being given an exciting new function: a web browser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2021 03:53 PM (n+4am)

456 Has anyone run facial recognition of the dude-bros on Facebook or similar? Would it even identify FBI agents?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2021 03:53 PM (pGEDP)

457 Say, big boy, is that a schnitzengruben in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp at September 20, 2021 04:21 PM (guGkK)

458 I like how some of the Feebs did a close fade on the sides, to approximate how they probably think "white supremacists" do it.

Posted by: Zek at September 20, 2021 04:35 PM (gIIG8)

459 Just a few years ago Jessie Jackson held little Pow Wow where he said they were going to march the Guns Out and the Jobs In and only three showed up for it there was fifty other people on the other side of the issue

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM (wGqjj)

460 The thing you have to appreciate about the FBI is that they appear to have saved some tax payer money by just purchasing what was on sale at the J Crew labor day event.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (8BoCB)

461 It WAS a setup. OURS. Now we know who they are.

Posted by: walksfarwolf at September 20, 2021 05:54 PM (86WFG)

462 You just know that gay gaggle of FBI were telling themselves, Yo, we bad. Oh yeah. We bad.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (Fs5vw)

463 What's happening?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2021 05:47 PM (Mzdiz)

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