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Del Rio Border Crisis Escalates As Biden Administration Lies and Propaganda Press Ignores

26 governors are demanding a meeting with the Puppet Biden over his de facto repeal of the southern border.

More than two dozen Republican governors are demanding a meeting with President Biden to address securing America's borders, saying the illegal immigration surge under the current administration has created an "international humanitarian crisis."

A letter released Monday signed by 26 Republican governors, including Doug Ducey of Arizona, Ron DeSantis of Florida, and Greg Abbott of Texas, asks Biden to schedule a meeting at the White House within the next 15 days so they can have an "open and constructive dialogue regarding border enforcement on behalf of U.S. citizens in our states and all those hoping to become U.S. citizens."

More and more "migrants" keep walking across the unenforced, unprotected border.

Hundreds of Caribbean migrants trying to reach the U.S. border walked through an immigration checkpoint operated by Mexican authorities. The group is trying to reach the border city of Reynosa before crossing the Rio Grande to Texas.

The incident took place on Saturday morning north of the city of San Fernando, Tamaulipas, approximately 80 miles from Texas. Between 400-500 migrants, primarily from Haiti, were traveling from Veracruz to Reynosa when Mexican authorities turned back their buses. Rather than stop, the migrants walked toward the rural city where they rested and renewed their march the same day.

The group walked north and as they got close to a federal checkpoint, they stopped and held a prayer service with local church leaders. After, the migrants walked past the checkpoint expecting authorities to try to stop them, however, officials stood down.

By the way, local law enforcement gave Fox News' reporter Bill Melugin a ride in their own patrol helicopters to film the border -- evading Biden's tyrannical orders from the FAA to forbid all drone flights.

Here's video he took of the "wide-open" border.

I still have seen nothing in the propaganda press protesting this obviously-illegal attempt to hide Biden's disasters from public view.

The media is ignoring the crisis -- but they seized an opportunity to push an emotional pro-illegal-immigrant appeal to the masses.

A photo showed a mounted border patrol agent trying to catch a fleeing Haitian migrant. Note that Haiti has no border with Mexico, being an island; they're taking boats to Mexico to then sneak across the non-existent US border.

The media shrieked that the agent was using a "whip" against the border-sneak. In fact, he's just holding the horse's reins.

But the propaganda press saw an opportunity to instill in the minds of the public that illegal aliens are being hunted like escaped slaves, and they pounced and/or seized on it.

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Some great reporting and video from Bill Melugin: "When Secretary Mayorkas said, once again, that the border is closed, I can tell you that is a tough pill for border agents to swallow. They talk to us off the record and they roll their eyes...This is the U.S. border right now. Take a look at it."

The mounted border patrol riding out to stop criminal entry into the US.

There are now fifteen thousand illegal border-crossers camped out under the Del Rio bridge.

A mass of illegals crosses the Rio Grande, unimpeded. And unvaccinated, of course.

Illegals crossing a dam on the Rio Grande. Again, unimpeded by law enforcement.

Meanwhile, as RedSteeze points out, Jen Psaki has had three and a half days to come up with an answer to Peter Doocey's question from last week -- "Why are illegal aliens not required to show proof of vaccination, when legal travelers are and American citizens are?" -- and this is the best answer the Brain Trust of the Biden Puppet Administration could come up with.

Illegal aliens don't intend to "stay long"? Again, as RedSteeze commented, they're just popping over the border for lunch? Or maybe to join London Breed at a nightclub to see Tony Toni Tone, but then they'll be heading right back home?

Posted by: Ace at 05:42 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 20, 2021 04:42 PM (JUOKG)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 04:42 PM (qe5CM)

3 Makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)

4 The problem is obvious.

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 04:43 PM (taPSh)

5 It may be time to send in the Clintons.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 04:43 PM (stUc+)

6 asks Biden to schedule a meeting at the White House within the next 15 days so they can have an "open and constructive dialogue regarding border enforcement on behalf of U.S. citizens in our states and all those hoping to become U.S. citizens."

Or what?

They'll ask again, harder?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 20, 2021 04:43 PM (jOcSX)

7 Good news, vaccinated people will be allowed to fly to the US again in November!

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 04:43 PM (CYnTg)

8 They are shipping these people all over Texas. Busloads of them come in to the bus station in Sherman Texas daily but the local news refuses to cover that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 20, 2021 04:44 PM (JUOKG)

9 From Europe and the UK

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 04:44 PM (CYnTg)

10 A whiff of grapeshot will end the invasion

Posted by: Lrrr at September 20, 2021 04:44 PM (jIL4c)

11 Maybe the governors can promise Biden all the ice cream he can eat to get him to come out of hiding.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 20, 2021 04:45 PM (aXxgO)

12 Heckuva of job you're doin' there, Kneepads!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

13 Rename them all "Seth Rich".

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 04:45 PM (taPSh)

14 A whiff of grapeshot will end the invasion


Grapeshot is for the Trump supporters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

15 Tone deaf Toni deaf Tone deaf.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 04:45 PM (nsXgN)

16 Yet at least ten Republican governors are welcoming "every Afghan a brave translator" Afghan refugees into their state. Way to apply pressure on the regime, GOP!

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (VbLoi)

17 From the previous thread:


Several hundred elite Navy SEALs are in danger of being blocked from deploying with their special operator teams by the Pentagon after failing to get a mandatory COVID vaccine, according to a lawyer and pastor counseling them.
The number involved in the dispute with the Pentagon amounts to as many as a quarter or more of all active duty SEALs, a loss that could impact military readiness since SEAL teams play an outsized role in modern military operations, their advocates told Just the News.


You know what? Good. An organization that fails so utterly and leaves the US humiliated on the world stage shouldn't be allowed to exist in its current form. Gut the military.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (jOcSX)

18 Isn't Joey B supposed to give us the details of vaccine mandate this week? The world wants to know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (RoIW/)

19 A wall would solve this problem.

Oh, nevermind. Everyone here already knows that.

Posted by: Synova at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (BD/yx)

20 How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (mQfG7)

21 Hey politicians...everywhere.
Whatever happens to my family at the hands of an illegal, could happen to yours.
I mean, those illegals are everywhere, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2021 04:47 PM (Gqglx)

22 How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (mQfG7)




Package tours.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 04:47 PM (guGkK)

23 >>>There are now fifteen thousand illegal border-crossers camped out under the Del Rio bridge.

That's more campers than those at Sandra Fluke's snizz.

Posted by: flounder at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (KnJdm)

24 A little tie-down roping with lariats never hurt anybody.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (stUc+)

25 You know what? Good. An organization that fails so utterly and leaves the US humiliated on the world stage shouldn't be allowed to exist in its current form. Gut the military.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (jOcSX)


I say there will plenty of protection if we seceded.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (2o90I)

26 Maybe the governors can promise Biden all the ice cream he can eat to get him to come out of hiding.

If you are hoping for a brain freeze, remember this is Joey 'Plugs' Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (mQfG7)

27 How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (mQfG7)


Not us.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (RoIW/)

28 Over 1.2 million illegals since February. If they're bussed to the right counties, that's enough to permanently tilt elections to Democrats forever.

That's more than the population of the entire state of Delaware.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (UW2ZS)

29 This is all my doing.

I accidently asked my wife last night "How much worse could this all get?"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (mD/uy)

30 I am losing my enthusiasm for the Biden junta.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (Jr/F/)

31 Note the plastic bags with prepared meals in Styrofoam containers. They are taking take out across the border.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

32 Haitians on typical Haitian boats would never make it across the Gulf of Mexico.

Who is shipping the Haitians? Isn't this called Human Trafficking?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (mQfG7)

33 Haitian bone connected to the Mexican bone...wait, what?

Posted by: Joetato at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (nsXgN)

34 A little tie-down roping with lariats never hurt anybody.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 04:48 PM (stUc+)


Live from Del Rio - The National Finals Rodeo

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (CjHGv)

35 > How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?

Bleeding heart churches, Soros, and various leftist activist groups are paying their way.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (UW2ZS)

36 Gosh golly, maybe Abbot will release another worthless statement.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)

37 Horsies!

Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at September 20, 2021 04:50 PM (oEn12)

38 Ducey acting tough again.

Having been to New Mexico recently, I just have to repeat to myself: "It could be much worse".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 20, 2021 04:50 PM (TNyrE)

39 Who is shipping the Haitians? Isn't this called Human Trafficking?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (mQfG7)


This x 1000

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at September 20, 2021 04:50 PM (RoIW/)

40 Our favorite ginger says she is appalled at the treatment by the Texas Rangers... Here it comes.. Blacks being beaten by Overseers.. You know it's coming

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 04:50 PM (8jACv)

41 I am losing my enthusiasm for the Biden junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 04:49 PM (Jr/F/)



Indeed. It has been something of a disappointment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (guGkK)

42 The number involved in the dispute with the Pentagon amounts to as many as a quarter or more of all active duty SEALs, a loss that could impact military readiness since SEAL teams play an outsized role in modern military operations, their advocates told Just the News.

You know what? Good. An organization that fails so utterly and leaves the US humiliated on the world stage shouldn't be allowed to exist in its current form. Gut the military.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (jOcSX)

File this under 'never give an order you KNOW they will not follow'.

Could be interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

43 And once they get done with their free meal in the nice Styrofoam container they throw in on the ground.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (Tnijr)

44 > Our favorite ginger says she is appalled at the treatment by the Texas Rangers... Here it comes.. Blacks being beaten by Overseers.. You know it's coming

Why would Biden's Border Patrol do this?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (UW2ZS)

45 When a Haitian comes along. You must whip it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (63Dwl)

46 While you might think you see a living, breathing country, what you are actually seeing is a corpse, it's been dead for 20 years and the body is nearing room temperature.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (/B8gH)

47 Unverified, but get this: Twitter says DHS is sending hired busses into Mexico to pick up migrants now. All to avoid these embarrassing photos.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (Jr/F/)

48 I shoulda made a left toin at Alboocoiky.

Posted by: Haitian Wabbit at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (nsXgN)

49 When a Haitian comes along. You must whip it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (63Dwl)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (KnJdm)

50 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land

Posted by: Duran Duran at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (guGkK)

51 Our favorite ginger says she is appalled at the treatment by the Texas Rangers... Here it comes.. Blacks being beaten by Overseers.. You know it's coming

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 04:50 PM (8jACv)

Appalled by that? Has she looked in the mirror lately? Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (RoIW/)

52 The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (mbFEM)

53 What I would like to know is who is feeding and watering these thousands camped under the bridge?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (RMGKK)

54 47 Unverified, but get this: Twitter says DHS is sending hired busses into Mexico to pick up migrants now. All to avoid these embarrassing photos.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (Jr/F/)

WTF

Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (oEn12)

55 I want to watch some bulldoggin'

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (IJ9BR)

56 47 Unverified, but get this: Twitter says DHS is sending hired busses into Mexico to pick up migrants now. All to avoid these embarrassing photos.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 04:51 PM (Jr/F/)

They gonna bus them back to Haiti ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (8jACv)

57 Pushing SEALS into a corner is never a smart move.

Those who do usually end up taking a dirt nap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (mQfG7)

58 Reins!! These people have never ridden a horse, have they?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2021 04:53 PM (NpAcC)

59 I Sawyer Hackett the guy who thought earplugs were rubber bullets? Because he seems that stupid or willing to lie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

60 When the nation turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 04:53 PM (UW2ZS)

61 20 How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (mQfG7)

Land bridge, obviously. Generated by chicken bones and pacts with Stan.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2021 04:53 PM (5aFbR)

62 Trending on Juarez radio is Wall of Voodoo

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:53 PM (mQfG7)

63 THE 10 BEST Things to Do in Reynosa - 2021 (with Photos) - ...
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions
-g499440-Activities-
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1. RUN...

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 04:54 PM (OcFc1)

64 A sternly worded letter. From grim faced republicans.

Posted by: 13times at September 20, 2021 04:54 PM (WZs8y)

65 The media shrieked that the agent was using a "whip" against the border-sneak. In fact, he's just holding the horse's reins.

It's lies, 24x7. No attempt whatsoever by these miscreants to disguise it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2021 04:54 PM (Xrfse)

66 Our favorite ginger says she is appalled at the treatment by the Texas Rangers... Here it comes.. Blacks being beaten by Overseers.. You know it's coming
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 04:50 PM (8jACv)


Most of the Border Patrol guys I knew were Hispanic, funnily enough.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2021 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)

67 They gonna bus them back to Haiti ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 04:52 PM (8jACv)

As soon as they build the bridge... its in the infrastructure package... yeah, that's the ticket...

Really... trust them... and Farrah Fawcett.... whom I've seen naked...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 04:54 PM (oHd/0)

68 The problem is obvious.
Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 04:43 PM (taPSh)


As is the solution.

Don't expect anyone to employ it, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 04:55 PM (2JVJo)

69 I'm still processing the fact that in order to change the subject from murdering 13 marines, The Junta decided murdering 10 Afghans was a good option.

And the kicker is no one is going to jail or being fired ore even so much as being devoted.

Didn't they court martial a Marine for beating an Afghan security force member because he caught him raping boys?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 04:55 PM (/B8gH)

70 Everyone in the MSM is either Baghdad Bob or Green Helmet Guy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:55 PM (mQfG7)

71 Whip Immigration Now!

Posted by: WIN at September 20, 2021 04:55 PM (Tnijr)

72 This is a bridge too far.

Posted by: Dolores del Rio at September 20, 2021 04:55 PM (nsXgN)

73 Colorado Alex in Exile: "You know what? Good..."

Agreed. These are specimens of health. To not acknowledge that a) that is true, and that b) the Plandemic is both real (and simultaneously 99% BS) is to ignore truth. I hope they hold their positions.

The US Military has lost its way. The Leadership is in no condition to win wars to secure a nation and the armies in no position to defy Leadership.

I hate to say it but those who have a desire to serve probably shouldn't right now. The Beast needs to be starved, and the families who give their all are being exploited and fed to pigs.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 20, 2021 04:55 PM (aXxgO)

74 If the only thing you know of 20th Century history is "Hitler was bad, mmmkay" and the only thing you know of 19th Century history is "Slavery was bad, mmmkay" and you know absolutely nothing about the 18th Century and before, then basically everything bad has to be either Hitler or Slavery when you want to make a historical analogy - you know, like a smart person who went to college would.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (dYe5S)

75 Most of the Border Patrol guys I knew were Hispanic, funnily enough.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2021 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)

It's that whole gotta be bilingual thing on the Job application.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (oHd/0)

76 I've got a WIN button around here somewhere. It's with my Peanut button.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (Tnijr)

77 This corrupt and illegitimate government needs to be dissolved.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (cMXNt)

78 "16 Yet at least ten Republican governors are welcoming "every Afghan a brave translator" Afghan refugees into their state. Way to apply pressure on the regime, GOP!

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (VbLoi) "

Yeah, that was my first thought, too ... & wondering what the Venn diagram of the two sets is ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (jDHSU)

79 Most of the Border Patrol guys I knew were Hispanic, funnily enough.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2021 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)

White Hispanics !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (8jACv)

80 Load them on buses and drive them to San Francisco and release them in Pelosi's district and Delaware......

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (24+Vp)

81 Haitian Divorce. It's the only way.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (0OP+5)

82 They need to get those mounted cops some cutting horses.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (OcFc1)

83 We shake our heads, but imagine being a resident of Del Rio, or any of a thousand border communities.

What the hell does it take for Abbott to order troops on to the border?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (Jr/F/)

84 Mashable article on how to blur your house on Google Streets view.

https://bit.ly/3lBmBTq

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (UW2ZS)

85
Oh, jes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (IRAJo)

86
first thing I thought when I saw that picture was:

"Look at that. That's a nice hat"

so I'm either a bad person or a connoisseur of fine hats

or both. I'm OK with both

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (DUIap)

87 I advise the Texas Cavalry to use lances

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (2JoB8)

88 The guys on horseback should wear gorilla costumes and the Haitians should be forced to wear Charleston Heston masks. Then this whole mess would suddenly become very awesome.

Posted by: joefl65 at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (FcrV3)

89 81 Haitian Divorce. It's the only way.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (0OP+5)


Doesn't that involve machetes usually?

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (mbFEM)

90 Hey, as long as this doesn't interfere with anything at Retro Junkie in Walnut Creek or Zephyr Bar n Grill or Orwood Resort, I don't give a shit.

Wake me when people decide to get off there asses and actually do something instead wish casting that people are rising up or waiting for f'ing Republicans to do something.

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (0jZnq)

91
How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?

According to "The Five" many of them have been in South America since 2010. When Joe got "elected" they figured the time was right to go North.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

92 This chick.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (ytSiK)

93 White Hispanics Supremacists that are also Racist towards Darker Hispanics ....... !

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (24+Vp)

94 Hollywood: Making cowboy movies for over a century.

Leftists: Horses just know what you want them to do. It's science.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 04:58 PM (Pcyan)

95 @40: "Here it comes.. Blacks being beaten by Overseers.."

I read this comment, and went back to Sawyer Hackett's feed 'cause I coulda sworn there was a retweet that used the word "overseer", but it's not longer there presumably deleted by the original author, or maybe I'm just imagining things.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 04:58 PM (+WWsf)

96 Is it just me or does that refugee look like he has a takeout bag from a restaurant?

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 04:58 PM (mbFEM)

97 Charlton. Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: joefl65 at September 20, 2021 04:58 PM (FcrV3)

98 20 How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM (mQfG7)

Land bridge, obviously. Generated by chicken bones and pacts with Stan.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2021 04:53 PM (5aFbR)
*********
Most of these Haitians live in South America and migrated there when the 2010 earthquake happened.
They heard Biden was giving out benefits and free healthcare and came on over

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2021 04:58 PM (NpAcC)

99 This is all treason and must be dealt with as such.

Posted by: Harry at September 20, 2021 04:59 PM (EcD5Y)

100 Noticed Jesse Kelly's correct usage of the words nation and country in his tweet.
Moar of this please.
There is nothing wrong with protecting a nation even when that nation is White and The Founding Stock.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 04:59 PM (OCVqB)

101 Yet at least ten Republican governors are welcoming "every Afghan a brave translator" Afghan refugees into their state. Way to apply pressure on the regime, GOP!

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at September 20, 2021 04:46 PM


Not to denigrate our troops in the least - but what the ever-living-hell was the ratio of translators to troops?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 20, 2021 04:59 PM (dQvv7)

102
Trending on Juarez radio is Wall of Voodoo

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:53 PM


I hear the talking of the DJ
don't understand just what did he say?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 04:59 PM (DUIap)

103 In Mexico already? That does NOT pass the smell test at all.

The not so funny joke in the Dominican Republic used to be - Haitians flee to the Dominican Republic. Those in the DR flee to Puerto Rico. And the Puerto Ricans go to New York City.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 04:59 PM (mQfG7)

104 These pictures don't lie..... Proposed CNN Headline..

Texas Governor trying to bring back the Stars and Bars......

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 04:59 PM (24+Vp)

105 Buck Breaking 2021.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (OCVqB)

106 Or maybe to join London Breed at a nightclub to see Tony Toni Tone, but then they'll be heading right back home?

------

They will ultimately be given your homes once you've been forcibly evicted per mandate for reparations to all the third world citizens whom you've personally oppressed throughout history with your evil capitalist system and white skin ... but mostly white skin, h8rs!

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (Q1BZZ)

107 And where are they all going?
This is still happening... red and green envelopes (of money and instructions is what I read elsewhere).

McAllen Texas airport.

I'm No Karen @Stacy_4_Trump
McAllen Texas

https://tinyurl.com/3vc34pv5

destroying the nation - blood pressure warning
Same from 6 mos ago, below. More info.
https://tinyurl.com/58a827vu

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (2o90I)

108 "Is it just me or does that refugee look like he has a takeout bag from a restaurant?
Posted by: blaster"

He's not letting go either. He may have a promising career as an ubereats driver.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (Tnijr)

109
Not to denigrate our troops in the least - but what the ever-living-hell was the ratio of translators to troops?

***


From what I can tell, it's the same ratio of French men to members of the French underground.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (Pcyan)

110 I have a strong (and supported) suspicion that the vast majority of Haitians are coming from Brazil and points north. My late wife was Brazilian and I'm still close to her family in Brazil. They report the Brazilian government shipping thousands of Haitians off to Mexico (with the quiet support of the Mexican government). Cartels are then using the mass migration and easy access to the border to dump record amounts of fentanyl into the US. Brazil off loads a deadbeat, parasitic (sorry, not sorry) group of undesirables, Mexico gets the payoff, the cartels get to wholesale massive amounts of drugs and it all escapes the press. About par for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (gcQt5)

111 Flying hussars could solve this.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2021 05:01 PM (C1Lsn)

112 Not to denigrate our troops in the least - but what the ever-living-hell was the ratio of translators to troops?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 20, 2021 04:59 PM (dQvv7)

Kinda like all the French from 1940 to 1944 under Nazi occupation became "resistance fighters", 90% of Afghanis are now "interpreters".

Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (5aFbR)

113 Them's some dark Mexicans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (3DjGn)

114 Doggeh likes horsies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (oEn12)

115 btw, guy looks like ZZ Top at the McAllen airport, heh.

https://tinyurl.com/3vc34pv5

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (2o90I)

116 We could end the border intrusion problem in 24 hours but something like 80% of the country would lose its f****** mind.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (Pcyan)

117 Canister rounds could solve it. And no horses would be injured.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (mQfG7)

118 A mass of illegals crosses the Rio Grande, unimpeded. And unvaccinated, of course.

also not wearing masks and not social distancing.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (oY6Yp)

119 Bombs on the border are the only way.

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (Kx3kq)

120 There is something profoundly great about Texas Rangers rounding up lawbreakers on horseback with Stetsons on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

121 Huck Follywood: "What the hell does it take for Abbott to order troops on to the border?"

I think he has. And he just passed funding for another approx. $2Billion (after $1B earlier) for wall/personnel. And Texas is accepting public donations to fund the wall.

Abbott is less of a problem than most everyone in Texas including the likes of Cornyn (R, CoC).

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 20, 2021 05:03 PM (aXxgO)

122 Got to make a getaway

Papa say
Oh, no hesitation
No tears and no hearts breakin'
No remorse
Oh, congratulations
This is your Haitian divorce

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 05:03 PM (oSX/P)

123 91
How the Hell are Haitians getting to Mexico?

According to "The Five" many of them have been in South America since 2010. When Joe got "elected" they figured the time was right to go North.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 04:57 PM (63Dwl)
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Article I read said they had been held in Mexico and the prezzy dent let them loose Sept. 12.

But the question HOW DID THEY GET TO THIS CONTINENT? has not been answered.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:03 PM (OcFc1)

124 Every day the local news starts with a story about an institution with no mask mandate. Every single day. Live stand-up.

Myself, I wish I was in T-Juana, eating barbequed Iguana.

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 05:04 PM (taPSh)

125 The media shrieked that the agent was using a "whip" against the border-sneak.(/i]
Snd we all thought, "About damn time!"

In fact, he's just holding the horse's reins.
And we all thought, "Damn"

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 05:04 PM (c7nKG)

126 117 Canister rounds could solve it. And no horses would be injured.

is that like tossing them a nice cat food?

Posted by: Wikus van der Merwe at September 20, 2021 05:04 PM (oY6Yp)

127 He's not letting go either. He may have a promising career as an ubereats driver.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (Tnijr)


check out my links above at 107
all kinds of goodies, and free airfare

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 05:04 PM (2o90I)

128 Meanwhile, as I type, thousands of people are being subject to interrogations by CBP because they were the suckers that chose to enter the United States via a port of entry, WITH passports - citizens and non-citizens alike.

Either a) we have law and order or b) we don't.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2021 05:04 PM (CdZ4i)

129 https://youtu.be/YKNFOq5nN0A

Guys...

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (7MBHe)

130 we gotta get this herd of voters to Sedalia before the rivers flood

Posted by: Mr. Favor at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (oA+QO)

131 Texas, AZ and any other border States with a shred of sanity left should take matters into their own hands and secure the border themselves. Perhaps other States that don't want to be flooded with illegals could contribute funds or resources to help.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (/4vtq)

132 Biden is thousands of miles away: I blame Abbott.

A real governor would have ten thousand troops on the border.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (Jr/F/)

133 120 There is something profoundly great about Texas Rangers rounding up lawbreakers on horseback with Stetsons on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 05:03 PM (KZzsI)
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If they let the Rangers have their way there would be no border crisis.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (OcFc1)

134
Either a) we have law and order or b) we don't.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2021 05:04 PM (CdZ4i)

Simple... We don't

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (8jACv)

135 These Hollywood bastards have a grand ole time party while their beloved people and children of color are dying....

God needs to just level Hollywood for the good of the nation...

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (24+Vp)

136
But the question HOW DID THEY GET TO THIS CONTINENT? has not been answered.
Posted by: Braenyard


Ships from Haiti to South America. Feet from there to here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

137 And notice that to the entire media, they are just "migrants". The idea that people can and should be required to present a passport to a CBP official at a port of entry baffles the media, along with millions of other Americans.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (CdZ4i)

138
From what I can tell, it's the same ratio of French men to members of the French underground.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (Pcyan)

So...a single mime, a Spaniard, and a bunch of angry French women?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (VcFUs)

139 120 There is something profoundly great about Texas Rangers rounding up lawbreakers on horseback with Stetsons on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

One day I hope to.see em.rounding up feebers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (oEn12)

140 Not much I can add that hasn't already been said. It tears me up inside to watch this country I love being destroyed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (nxdel)

141 Cow Demon: "Either a) we have law and order or b) we don't."

Yeah, it's b).

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (aXxgO)

142
My own Dad got a 'Haitian divorce' from my Mom. I considered it his attempt to have a sunny vacation in an island resort and annoy her. Pretty much what my Mom's lawyer told her.

In the end, a worthless piece of paper.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (dQvv7)

143 It's no coincidence that Fauci's nickname among his underlings is "Papa Doc."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (Q1BZZ)

144 About par for the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Open Channel D at September 20, 2021 05:00 PM (gcQt5)
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As long as "The Big Guy" gets his 10% it's all kosher.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (K5n5d)

145 If they let the Rangers have their way there would be no border crisis.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (OcFc1)

If they let actual border area Texans have their way, there'd be no border crisis.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (VcFUs)

146 This is what got Trump elected the first round.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (2o90I)

147 The Biden junta sooper seekret plan to improve tourism:

"Visit the United States and don't worry about a visa or a covid requirement!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (Jr/F/)

148 131 Texas, AZ and any other border States with a shred of sanity left should take matters into their own hands and secure the border themselves. Perhaps other States that don't want to be flooded with illegals could contribute funds or resources to help.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (/4vtq)

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Rent busses and ship the illegals to Michigan Washington, Oregon, California, etc.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (ZTjb4)

149 Canister rounds could solve it. And no horses would be injured.

...and a whiff of grapeshot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (Xrfse)

150 I'd like to see a line of black clad armored head to toe storm troopers lined up shoulder to shoulder to protect our citizens. I suppose we'll never see that in America though.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (Tnijr)

151 The horsemen are not Texas rangers. They are US Customs and Border Patrol. Or as I call them Biden's Own.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (mbFEM)

152 @110: "Brazil off loads a deadbeat, parasitic (sorry, not sorry) group of undesirables, Mexico gets the payoff, the cartels get to wholesale massive amounts of drugs and it all escapes the press. About par for the Biden Administration."

Gotta protect that reserve currency status somehow, I guess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (+WWsf)

153 I read the story on Haitians in Mexico, JJ had one up this morning. The Mexican government was saving them and after having enough bull shit from Sundowner moved them to the border.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (2JoB8)

154
Rent busses and ship the illegals to Michigan Washington, Oregon, California, etc.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (ZTjb4)


Leave us out of it....

Posted by: Mexifornia at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (8jACv)

155 But...........But...............But......... We must raise taxes to end Global Climate Change brought on by Trump !!!!

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (24+Vp)

156 If they let the border patrol do their job we'd have no border crisis. These guys are being ordered to stand aside or assist the crossing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

157
Clearly that horseback picture dates from the Drumpf regime!

/s

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (/U27+)

158 110 Brazil off loads a deadbeat, parasitic (sorry, not sorry) group of undesirables, Mexico gets the payoff, the cartels get to wholesale massive amounts of drugs and it all escapes the press. About par for the Biden Administration.

don't forget 10% for the big guy!

Posted by: Hunter at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (oY6Yp)

159 Every day these subhuman cretins destroy another vestige of America, tell us to fuck off, and are NEVER held accountable. I've never felt so angry and simultaneously powerless in my 49 years on this planet.

Posted by: PacosMojo at September 20, 2021 05:08 PM (wjJGJ)

160 Biden, fresh off losing the Afghan embassy to the Taliban, has now pivoted to losing the USA.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2021 05:09 PM (ZTjb4)

161
Rent busses and ship the illegals to Michigan Washington, Oregon, California, etc.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2021 05:07 PM (ZTjb4)

Hollywood, D.C., Martha's Vineyard, Boston, Portlan.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 05:09 PM (VcFUs)

162
I asked this over the weekend...what's to stop the land owners on the border to invite a couple of thousand of their closest friends to bring their sporting arms and just come hang out for a couple of weeks? build a bonfire, sing some songs, make s'mores, repel invaders

you know, good, clean fun

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 05:09 PM (DUIap)

163 These idiots need to watch a Western or two. Anybody asking like, where in the fuck is the Haitian getting a bunch of take-out? Oh, he walked to Mexico, went to the food trucks sitting along the road, grabbed a bunch of flautas, beans and rice, and is walking back to the US side.

Anybody notice that if you do see a photo of a woman who's over 14, she's pregnant? The media has to hunt for pics of kids, and it looks like they found 2, which I saw over and over between AP, CNN and Reuters.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:09 PM (wAnMi)

164 How many lies have you been told?
How many times have you been under another system of control?

Edge of the World

https://youtu.be/LHRxAgocosM


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 20, 2021 05:09 PM (ufFY8)

165 This is an invasion encouraged, planned and funded by democommies, and they don't care if the invaders are hurt, in fact they want them hurt.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 05:09 PM (0OP+5)

166 don't make us shut the government down because c'mon debt limit increases y'all.

Meh, shut it down. Forever. Useless scumbags.
Not forgetting to burn, salt, scatter.

Posted by: micky at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (3byMq)

167 Canadian twink, often pictured in blackface, has a hard time repeating the LGBTQC3PO initialism.

https://bit.ly/39nK4lk

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (UW2ZS)

168 Maybe we shouldn't have given Mexico back after 1848.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (mQfG7)

169 Send all illegals to California since it is a sanctuary state. And lost anyway.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (mbFEM)

170 The only thing the Texas Rangers are rounding up is the gains of their COLA retirement funds.

Posted by: 13times at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (WZs8y)

171 It's a Haitian Vacation. Go to America, get free stuff and a plane ride home, and maybe some peanuts.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (Tnijr)

172 Blake - semi lurker: "Rent busses and ship the illegals to Michigan Washington, Oregon, California, etc."

And not to just the border. Take 'em straight to the enclaved or fenced communities and homes. Provide them with bolt cutters. I hear Martha's Vineyard is nice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (aXxgO)

173 Did anyone use that article to blur out their house on Google Streets view?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 05:11 PM (UW2ZS)

174 you know, good, clean fun
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 05:09 PM (DUIap)


Maybe the tally-bon would sell some of us an A-10 just to do a livestock check every now and again?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:11 PM (wAnMi)

175 The republicans in Congress ought to hahahahahahahahahahahahaha (gasping for air) hahahahahahahaaha.


I crack myself up.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2021 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

176 We kept the A-10s. The A-29 is a relabeled product of Brazil

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:12 PM (mQfG7)

177 By the time this is over we will envy thos 10 dead Afghani

Posted by: Regular joe at September 20, 2021 05:12 PM (L9P9s)

178 St. George Floyd would not be happy with the Texas Governor...

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 05:12 PM (24+Vp)

179 Mashable article on how to blur your house on Google Streets view.

https://bit.ly/3lBmBTq
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 04:56 PM (UW2ZS)

My job has me using Google streets quite often (usually to the configuration of curb and gutter, not the house itself, and I have run across that before. I may look into it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 20, 2021 05:13 PM (x8Wzq)

180 Don't know about y'll but my neighborhood is having global warming today.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:13 PM (OcFc1)

181 Blur your house?

Camo netting for the win

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:13 PM (mQfG7)

182 And not to just the border. Take 'em straight to the enclaved or fenced communities and homes. Provide them with bolt cutters. I hear Martha's Vineyard is nice.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (aXxgO)

Scottsdale should be nice this time of year.

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (Kx3kq)

183 Maybe we shouldn't have given Mexico back after 1848.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (mQfG7)

My dad used to say we shoulda taken everything down to panama then sealed off all access from there, north.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (c7nKG)

184 Meanwhile, Senate GOPe caucus is trying to take advantage of the stray voltage on the border to pass all sorts of shit we don't want.

And Kevin McCarthy? Don't even ask. That asshole is even worse. He spent today trying to change the Selective Service law to include girls.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (Jr/F/)

185 Bolt cutters?

The construction entrance is usually wide open.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (mQfG7)

186 180 Don't know about y'll but my neighborhood is having global warming today.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:13 PM (OcFc1)

Actually kind of rainy today. Cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM (FwSdb)

187 Blur your house is google street view guy has a nose ring. hard for me to take him seriously when he obviously makes poor life choices.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

188 A dude in horseback lassoing a Haitian in Texas isn't even in the top 10 most ridiculous headlines this year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM (6FeV1)

189 Cow Demon: "Either a) we have law and order or b) we don't."

Yeah, it's b).
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 20, 2021 05:06 PM (aXxgO)

Do you think I care about little things like laws?

Posted by: London Breed at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM (Z32m1)

190 "Headless body found in topless bar" will always be in the Top Ten

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:16 PM (mQfG7)

191 Maybe the tally-bon would sell some of us an A-10 just to do a livestock check every now and again?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:11 PM (wAnMi)

Instant Hamburger

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:17 PM (6FeV1)

192 Team roping competition for the win.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2021 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

193 Proposed headline: "Governor Abbott welcomes lots of new Americans to Del Rio"

The guy does absolutely nothing about this. Nada.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 05:17 PM (Jr/F/)

194 A dude in horseback lassoing a Haitian in Texas isn't even in the top 10 most ridiculous headlines this year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM
Yeah, how about the Jan. 6 terrorist attack on the capital?

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 05:18 PM (0OP+5)

195 A dude in horseback lassoing a Haitian in Texas isn't even in the top 10 most ridiculous headlines this year.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM (6FeV1)

As noted earlier, even The Bee can't keep up with reality.

SMDH

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 05:18 PM (c7nKG)

196 "Headless body found in topless bar" will always be in the Top Ten
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:16 PM (mQfG7)



The hands down winner is "Ike Beats Tina To Death".

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

197 Blur your house is google street view guy has a nose ring. hard for me to take him seriously when he obviously makes poor life choices.
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2021 05:15 PM (gmo/4)


LOL, I literally just finished watching that vid, and thought the exact same thing. I couldn't stop staring at that thing - like Austin Powers and the mole. Damn, that would drive me fucking nuts. Can you imagine having a cold?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:19 PM (wAnMi)

198 If I had one them Tucanos I'd paint it up like the one on the cereal box.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 05:19 PM (0OP+5)

199 "Dwarf rapes Nun, Flees in UFO"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:20 PM (6FeV1)

200 Blur your house?

Camo netting for the win
Posted by: Anna Puma "

Dazzle. Your neighbors will wonder where your house went. Or your mind.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr)

201 Not much I can add that hasn't already been said. It tears me up inside to watch this country I love being destroyed.

--

Me too, Jewells.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 20, 2021 05:20 PM (O+I8R)

202 Dazzle. Your neighbors will wonder where your house went. Or your mind.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr

My neighbors call that "Christmas".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:21 PM (6FeV1)

203 Maybe we shouldn't have given Mexico back after 1848.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (mQfG7)

My dad used to say we shoulda taken everything down to panama then sealed off all access from there, north.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (c7nKG)


I think that was the view of the Hard Core Slavery enthusiasts. Take Central America and make it all slave states of the U.S. the new senators and representatives would ensure slavery forever in the US.


Posted by: rd at September 20, 2021 05:21 PM (Z32m1)

204 Some judge somewhere will put an end too using horses to round up those poor black folks. You can almost write the headline in tomorrows news.

Posted by: Colin at September 20, 2021 05:21 PM (iTUCF)

205 And Kevin McCarthy? Don't even ask. That asshole is even worse. He spent today trying to change the Selective Service law to include girls.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM


Half the residents of Afghanistan are female and could cut off the dick of every Taliban member tonight and win their rights back. Maybe it's me, but I think it's time that half the population of this planet stepped up to the plate and stopped worrying about their 'right' to kill the unintended consequence of having intercourse with men they'd never want to have a child with and focus on real shit.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 20, 2021 05:21 PM (dQvv7)

206 Dazzle. Your neighbors will wonder where your house went. Or your mind.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr)


I love to do that. Boy, the Karens of the homeowner's association would be pissed.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2021 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

207 (c7nKG)

I think that was the view of the Hard Core Slavery enthusiasts. Take Central America and make it all slave states of the U.S. the new senators and representatives would ensure slavery forever in the US.


Posted by: rd at September 20, 2021 05:21 PM (Z32m1)
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I saw that movie.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:22 PM (OcFc1)

208 This crowd coming across our border is a page straight out of the Soviets using sub-human conscripts to clear German minefields.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 05:22 PM (0OP+5)

209 201 Not much I can add that hasn't already been said. It tears me up inside to watch this country I love being destroyed.


I know Jewells, it just makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2021 05:22 PM (Kx3kq)

210 Instant Hamburger
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:17 PM (6FeV1)


As I mentioned a few threads ago - just a strafe run on that 100 yards of porta-potties would send them back to Chiapas faster than you can say "orevwa".

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:22 PM (wAnMi)

211 What did Seth Rogen do with that fucking tent he was bitching about? That thing could have quartered 5000 filthy Haitians very easily.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 05:22 PM (stUc+)

212 Abbott and Ducey are worthless suckers of cock.

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 20, 2021 05:23 PM (dynG0)

213 So, can we go cross the border and go to Haiti? A couple hundred of us could have that place cleaned up in no time.

Like, trade Haiti for Ohio or some such.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2021 05:23 PM (UvvMk)

214 The guy who did the NY Post headline "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" died a few years ago, but they still have some classics. I thought "Obama beats Weiner"(about Anthony Weiner) was a good one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 05:23 PM (AJzTi)

215 Like, trade Haiti for Ohio or some such.
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2021 05:23 PM (UvvMk)

I'm in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:24 PM (6FeV1)

216 We should not be surprised that the same media morons who know nothing about guns are also ignorant about horses tack.

Posted by: Java Joe at September 20, 2021 05:24 PM (2p/1y)

217 And not to just the border. Take 'em straight to the enclaved or fenced communities and homes. Provide them with bolt cutters. I hear Martha's Vineyard is nice.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at September 20, 2021 05:10 PM (aXxgO)

Scottsdale should be nice this time of year.
Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (Kx3kq)

Ha! All my homes have gates and fences!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 20, 2021 05:25 PM (Z32m1)

218 So, can we go cross the border and go to Haiti? A couple hundred of us could have that place cleaned up in no time.

Like, trade Haiti for Ohio or some such.


Wouldn't that piss them off? Turn it into a tropical paradise and major tourist destination in about 3-4 years?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:25 PM (wAnMi)

219 Kinda like all the French from 1940 to 1944 under Nazi occupation became "resistance fighters", 90% of Afghanis are now "interpreters".
Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (5aFbR)

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Especially the ones who don't speak English.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 20, 2021 05:26 PM (RMGKK)

220 Half the residents of Afghanistan are female and could cut off the dick of every Taliban member tonight and win their rights back. ...

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus,
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Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.

It's in the book.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:26 PM (OcFc1)

221 "love to do that. Boy, the Karens of the homeowner's association would be pissed.
Posted by: Archer"

Especially when you do the "ALL HANDS" call at 4:30 every morning.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

222 Wouldn't that piss them off? Turn it into a tropical paradise and major tourist destination in about 3-4 years?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:25 PM (wAnMi)

Re-name it Love-i

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:26 PM (6FeV1)

223 Nemesis is getting bored.

Posted by: pawn at September 20, 2021 05:27 PM (Cfk8j)

224 Texas, AZ and any other border States with a shred of sanity left should take matters into their own hands and secure the border themselves. Perhaps other States that don't want to be flooded with illegals could contribute funds or resources to help.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 05:05 PM (/4vtq)

The only way to handle it at this point is slaughter. The Establishment has blown the humane option away by their behavior. Slaughter at the border and bounties on every illegal in the country. Anyone hiring an illegal gets everything confiscated. We're to that point.

Posted by: WiNO at September 20, 2021 05:27 PM (EpDzw)

225
We should not be surprised that the same media morons who know nothing about guns are also ignorant about horses tack.

Posted by: Java Joe at September 20, 2021 05:24 PM


they're experts on both subjects, mister

they've logged over 400 hours playing Red Dead Redemption

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 05:27 PM (DUIap)

226 Hyannis Port could use some black citizens from some far off country. Also Beverly Hills in California could use some slaves also. But no, they will be sent to middle America well away from the rich enclaves.

Posted by: Colin at September 20, 2021 05:27 PM (iTUCF)

227 Like, trade Haiti for Ohio or some such.
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2021 05:23 PM (UvvMk)

I'm in.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:24 PM (6FeV1)


Me too!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2021 05:27 PM (Ez6QX)

228 Bombs on the border are the only way.
Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2021 05:02 PM (Kx3kq)

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I like Trump's idea better, build a yugeeee beautiful wall.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 20, 2021 05:27 PM (RMGKK)

229 Take a seat. Now take a deep breath.

Pull out a pocket mirror.

Look into it.

And say McConnell and McCarthy will fix this.

Posted by: I mean at September 20, 2021 05:28 PM (fWd7a)

230 I remember when Biden said Trump would have you back in chains. He never mentioned that the Democratic alternative was a good horse whipping. "Your name is Toby"

Posted by: Downcast at September 20, 2021 05:28 PM (YfgY6)

231 I am beginning to think these people are coming because somebody paid them to come. China? or our own homegrown America haters.

Posted by: pj at September 20, 2021 05:28 PM (G1dq6)

232
Haiti ho
where did you go
Ohio?

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 05:29 PM (Tnijr)

233
We only care about Gabby Petito (whoeverthefuck she is?) because she white, in case you haven't heard.

Believe me, I give neither shits nor fucks about Gabby Petito. Her murder, and yes, she is most definitely mort, killed by her beta-dink boyfriend, is a bit interesting, though.

Backstory: She was some kind of "travelling" Youtuber and attention-seeking grifter. Maybe she was a saint. I don't know and I don't care. Anyway, she and her beta cuck boyfriend drove around visiting national parks.

Just so happens, police in New Mexico (?) happened to be involved in the couple's very recent "domestic" "argument" while on the road. So there's bodycam, a report, etc. Bad luck for the boyfriend who killed her.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:29 PM (fYp8D)

234 Rhode Island, Long Island, Catalina Island

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:29 PM (OcFc1)

235 Where are the nets? If an ape can throw one we should be able to train agents.

Posted by: RustyG at September 20, 2021 05:29 PM (bUQVF)

236 Ha! All my homes have gates and fences!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 20, 2021 05:25 PM (Z32m1)


I'd love to send a few thousand to Napa. Funny how they tell them to steer clear of CA because it's too expensive. Gee, it seems pretty free for all of our current imports. Free medical, free school, EBT cards, nice climate so you probably won't freeze to death. Seems perfect.

Or better yet, how about the giant green belt park in the middle of the Apple campus? That's several acres of beautiful park that's not being put to good use. I'd say between them, FB and twatter, there's tons of beautiful places to put to good use. And all those atriums. Nobody is living there, just a few people sit around and eat their tofu burgers on break.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:30 PM (wAnMi)

237 In the movie 'Second Civil War', Idaho locked down its borders to keep this from happening to their state. It was the beginning of the civil war 2...

Posted by: Colin at September 20, 2021 05:30 PM (iTUCF)

238 Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty C&BP!

Posted by: Hatian at September 20, 2021 05:32 PM (4I/2K)

239 I would gladly take every Caribbean and Central American who wanted in, in exchange for permanent exile of every elected official, every college administrator, and all military officers higher than an O-6.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:32 PM (6FeV1)

240 I watched Squid Game yesterday, I propose that all people wanting to come in from the southern border play this game.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2021 05:33 PM (mDw0A)

241 Just so happens, police in New Mexico (?) happened to be involved in the couple's very recent "domestic" "argument" while on the road. So there's bodycam, a report, etc. Bad luck for the boyfriend who killed her.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:29 PM (fYp8D)


Was she the "influencer" that got in hot water for beating her dog on a live stream? Her original channel was her and her dog. Until she beat the crap out of it that is.

So then she switched gears, got a new channel and picked up the BF to go on the road with?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:33 PM (wAnMi)

242 Erev Tov Patriots

Back in the swamp

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:33 PM (IHyjr)

243 Note the plastic bags with prepared meals in Styrofoam containers. They are taking take out across the border.
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Make a run for the border!

Posted by: Taco Bell at September 20, 2021 05:33 PM (UHVv4)

244 On Friday I ordered another $400 worth of MREs.

For no reason.

Posted by: Society is ok at September 20, 2021 05:34 PM (fWd7a)

245 Democrats lie easier than they breath

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:34 PM (IHyjr)

246 I would gladly take every Caribbean and Central American who wanted in, in exchange for permanent exile of every elected official, every college administrator, and all military officers higher than an O-6.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:32 PM (6FeV1)


That's practically an identical point for point trade in IQ.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 05:34 PM (wAnMi)

247 Of course, the "NY Post" must have been thanking its lucky stars that Weiner was a creepy perv-because it gave them headlines for weeks, if not months. Another good one unrelated to Weiner was "This Is Your Captain Freaking" about a Jet Blue Pilot that went berserk in midair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 05:34 PM (AJzTi)

248 Make a run for the border!
Posted by: Taco Bell at September 20, 2021 05:33 PM (UHVv4)

Make a run for the bathroom

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:34 PM (8jACv)

249
Was she the "influencer" that got in hot water for beating her dog on a live stream? Her original channel was her and her dog. Until she beat the crap out of it that is.

Posted by: clutch cargo


lolol, no crazy bitch was Brooke Somebody. Hout??
Yeah, she's a fake "Christian," now.

She SPIT in her dog's face!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:35 PM (cdXDU)

250 CNN Breaking News:

Hawaiian Judge orders Texas to give all these refugees a Home in Houston........

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 05:35 PM (24+Vp)

251 On Friday I ordered another $400 worth of MREs.

For no reason.
Posted by: Society is ok at September 20, 2021 05:34 PM (fWd7a)

There's nothing wrong with liking the taste MREs.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2021 05:35 PM (/4vtq)

252 Biden speech at U.N. to stress U.S. focus on intensive diplomacy, official says

for those of you that do not speak bidenese: That means he is focusing on appeasement and surrender

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:35 PM (IHyjr)

253 China restored.
Illegal sub-human workforce restored.
Extended unemployment removed and evictions restored

This should put downward pressure on wages like nothing that has ever been seen before right as inflation is skyrocketing.

Should be pretty interesting to see the levels to which humanity will sink in the coming years. Bread lines, human trafficking, shortages, third world diseases, race wars.

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 05:36 PM (7F9te)

254 Get the f'k off our land.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:36 PM (V13WU)

255 Biden speech at U.N. to stress U.S. focus on intensive diplomacy,

Diplomacy? I think it means "Please Sir may I have another."?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (8jACv)

256 >>Team roping competition for the win.


They should be practicing their 3 gun.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (XCrPR)

257 Some judge somewhere will put an end too using horses to round up those poor black folks. You can almost write the headline in tomorrows news.

Posted by: Colin at September 20, 2021 05:21 PM (iTUCF)

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Biden Signs Executive Order Banning Horses; Says '"Trump is going to put you all back in reins!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (Q1BZZ)

258 ...let's go down to Bidentown
..and watch the working girls go by.
..gather sticks from the Rio Grande.
..so we don't have to stare at the auburn sky.

Posted by: redenzo at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (E7vND)

259 intensive diplomacy, official says

for those of you that do not speak bidenese: That means he is focusing on appeasement and surrender
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:35 PM (IHyjr)

Somewhere in a military research bunker, Top Men in lab coats are putting tens of thousands of volts through the corpse of John Denver...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (6FeV1)

260 Papa Doc don't hate no more and
Baby Doc don't neither
But them daddies babies down in Haiti
done made a pledge to the devil and he
ain't gone take it away
ain't gone take it away.

Now Puddy Joe he summons them
he summons them away from Haiti
and he's bringing them here for you and me
Demons that is

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (OcFc1)

261 Poll: 65% of Jewish college students feel unsafe on campus

Then I suggest you stop voting democratic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (IHyjr)

262 Come on up

Welfare nope
EBT NADA
Medical care bandaids and ibuprofen
No birth cert no school

carry on

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:38 PM (yrol0)

263 On Friday I ordered another $400 worth of MREs.

I buy the gourmet ones, MRVides.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 05:38 PM (7F9te)

264 Illegal aliens dont need proof of Vaccination because theyre not intending to stay

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:39 PM (yrol0)

265 My dad used to say we shoulda taken everything down to panama then sealed off all access from there, north.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (c7nKG)

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It's too late now, most of South America is already on the north side of the Canal. Move the border to Tierra Del Fuego.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 20, 2021 05:39 PM (RMGKK)

266 Don't stock up on food now.

Wait until the shelves are empty.

Posted by: Society is ok at September 20, 2021 05:39 PM (fWd7a)

267 I'm tanned, wrinkled and ready.

Posted by: James Taylor at September 20, 2021 05:39 PM (Xrfse)

268 261 Poll: 65% of Jewish college students feel unsafe on campus

Then I suggest you stop voting democratic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (IHyjr)
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H8er !!!

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:39 PM (OcFc1)

269 Now that Biden is reluctantly deporting these poor Haitians, let's hope there is a vodou witchdocter out there somewhere sticking needles in a Biden effigy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 05:39 PM (stUc+)

270 Biden speech at U.N. to stress U.S. focus on intensive diplomacy,

Diplomacy? I think it means "Please Sir may I have another."?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:37 PM (8jACv)

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Diplomacy, Surrender ... Toe-May-Toe, Tah-Mah-Toe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 05:39 PM (Q1BZZ)

271 Pretty lucky the Petito finds appear now to show the F.I.B. aren't incompetent Dem lapdogs.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (UHVv4)

272 >> Illegal aliens dont need proof of Vaccination because theyre not intending to stay


Just popping in to say hello and get everyone sick.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (XCrPR)

273 I saw that horse round up in a movie once. Charlton Heston got caught in a net and hauled off.

It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

274 "More than two dozen Republican governors are demanding a meeting with President Biden "

Hard to come up with a more futile gesture than "a meeting with Biden." Unless they bring cash.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (qpX6U)

275 @molmccann 2m

Last night at Hollywood Burbank Airport, a man wearing a mask with the political message "Fraud 2020" was arrested and taken from baggage claim. One of my relatives was there and watched the arrest. He said that while waiting for bags, a man wearing a "Stop Asian Hate" mask...
... pointed out a man with a "Fraud 2020" mask to three police officers. Those officers activated their bodycams, approached the "Fraud 2020"-masked man, handcuffed him, and led him away. According to my relative, the man (who was with his daughter) did not appear combative...

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yjl25e3z

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

276 1/ REMINDER: Pfizers own 6mo RCT follow-up of BNT162b2 mRNA vaxed (n=23,040) & placebo (n=23,037) groups revealed NO SIGNIF DIFFERENCE in new C19 test+ infections among ~3% subgroups with baseline prior SARSCoV2 infection: 13/692 (0.019) in vaxed vs. 17/736 (0.023) placebo

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (yrol0)

277 The best thing about the "headless body found in topless bar" is that the editor made the reporter verify it was actually a topless bar. Back when journalism was done right? Or creative effort to get a trip to the tittybar okayed on the expense account? Either way, well done sir.

Posted by: Downcast at September 20, 2021 05:41 PM (izyYV)

278 15,000 eating different and drinking different water amounts a torrent of shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 05:41 PM (lPNDs)

279 To the hunt!

Posted by: General Ursus at September 20, 2021 05:41 PM (4I/2K)

280 Lebanese PM vows to liberate territories occupied by Israel

You couldn't liberate your own toilet asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:41 PM (IHyjr)

281
It's hard for me to give the FBI any credit for following obvious leads in the Petito case.


Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:42 PM (cdXDU)

282 For no reason.

Particular type?

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2021 05:42 PM (Kx3kq)

283 273 I saw that horse round up in a movie once. Charlton Heston got caught in a net and hauled off.

It's a madhouse! A madhouse!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

Planet of the Horses

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:42 PM (yrol0)

284 271 Pretty lucky the Petito finds appear now to show the F.I.B. aren't incompetent Dem lapdogs.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (UHVv4)
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Some camper ran up to a FIBBER and pointed to the remains/

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 05:42 PM (OcFc1)

285 Lebanese PM vows to liberate territories occupied by Israel

Don't think that's gonna work out to well for Him

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (8jACv)

286 And Kevin McCarthy? Don't even ask. That asshole is even worse. He spent today trying to change the Selective Service law to include girls.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2021 05:14 PM (Jr/F/)
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McCarthy and McConnell. The wrong men, at the wrong time, for the wrong reasons.

Posted by: Revenant at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (b9Gb2)

287 Oh, and I'm serious about shipping the border jumpers to blue states. Only way to get those idiots to pay attention. Pull the bus up in front of every :No human is illegal" governor's mansion and drop off the illegals.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (ZTjb4)

288 @molmccann 2m

Last night at Hollywood Burbank Airport, a man wearing a mask with the political message "Fraud 2020" was arrested and taken from baggage claim. One of my relatives was there and watched the arrest. He said that while waiting for bags, a man wearing a "Stop Asian Hate" mask...
... pointed out a man with a "Fraud 2020" mask to three police officers. Those officers activated their bodycams, approached the "Fraud 2020"-masked man, handcuffed him, and led him away. According to my relative, the man (who was with his daughter) did not appear combative...

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yjl25e3z
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

&5&@!!

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (V13WU)

289 >>It's hard for me to give the FBI any credit for following obvious leads in the Petito case.



You didn't need an FBI to know that guy killed his grlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (XCrPR)

290 Unspeakable hipocrit democrits crying and slinging snot over illegal aliens invading our country and they didn't give one fcuk about the Cambodians slaughtered for wearing eyeglasses.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (0OP+5)

291 Lebanese PM vows to liberate territories occupied by Israel

You couldn't liberate your own toilet asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 05:41 PM (IHyjr)

1967 just called to say "LOLGF"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (6FeV1)

292 Hard to come up with a more futile gesture than "a meeting with Biden." Unless they bring cash.

Looks good in campaign ads.

"When Millions of Third Worlders Stormed Our Borders, Governor Cucklewood Took the Fight to Washington!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (7F9te)

293 Fuck BIDEN.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (V13WU)

294 States should take inspiration from how the authorities used to deal with hobos caught riding in freight cars. I E. Give any illegals they find a one-way Amtrack ticket to DC.

Posted by: junior at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (an5nL)

295 271 Pretty lucky the Petito finds appear now to show the F.I.B. aren't incompetent Dem lapdogs.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 05:40 PM (UHVv4)

Except for losing the 'alleged' murderer...other than that, great job.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

296 281
It's hard for me to give the FBI any credit for following obvious leads in the Petito case.


Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:42 PM (cdXDU)

Is my dress sock and cuffed shorts not manly enough?

Posted by: FIB at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (yrol0)

297 >>Oh, and I'm serious about shipping the border jumpers to blue states.


And, I'm serious about shooting them and then using their corpses to create Green Energy.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (XCrPR)

298 293 Fuck BIDEN.
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (V13WU)

I could never be that desperate

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (8jACv)

299 Particular type?

Posted by: Infidel at September

XMRE extended shelf life.

Through Optics Planet.

Posted by: Society is ok at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (fWd7a)

300
You didn't need an FBI to know that guy killed his grlfriend.
Posted by: garrett


He's literally the first person Everyone would suspect, automatically.

Yeah, great work, FIB.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (cdXDU)

301 It's hard for me to give the FBI any credit for following obvious leads in the Petito case.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:42 PM (cdXDU)

Did they actually find the body or did someone else and the FBI to the credit which is their thing.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (UAr4S)

302 >>He's literally the first person Everyone would suspect, automatically.


That's BEFORE he drove home in HER VAN!

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 05:45 PM (XCrPR)

303 The Federal Bureau of Why Don't You Just Tell Me What Happened

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:46 PM (6FeV1)

304
Right, Tami!

The FBI is so good they can't even find the boyfriend!

But they found a HARD DRIVE!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:46 PM (cdXDU)

305 But they found a HARD DRIVE!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:46 PM (cdXDU)

Full of kiddie pr0n and pepe memes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (6FeV1)

306 Comrade Stalin Biden is the most just leader in history; anyone who disputes his legitimacy is the enemy of the state and must be punished !!!!

---Biden's handlers cribbing soviet history

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (V13WU)

307

NOodd


Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (cdXDU)

308 McCarthy and McConnell. The wrong men, at the wrong time, for the wrong reasons.
Posted by: Revenant at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (b9Gb2)

The trouble with Washington, is it's full of Scots.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Longshanks at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (x8Wzq)

309 LAST!!!

O pithy comment. You'll be missed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Longshanks at September 20, 2021 05:48 PM (x8Wzq)

310 *trudges upstairs*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Longshanks at September 20, 2021 05:48 PM (x8Wzq)

311 293 Fuck BIDEN.
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (V13WU)

insert thumbs up emoji here

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (yrol0)

312 I know I should feel bad abut Gabby Petito getting kilt. But "well ms influencer, fame chaser, you sure are famous now" is shoving normal empathy aside for me.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (pxVvf)

313 "Did they actually find the body or did someone else and the FBI to the credit which is their thing."

A camper with dashcams drove by where the Petito van was parked, on the bank of Spread Creek. As the camper approached, the van door closed. Her body was found on the opposite side of the creek, so I assume that video was the clue that led them to the body.

I don't doubt the investigative and forensic skills of the alphabet agencies. I doubt their motives and priorities.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (qpX6U)

314 Not a day goes by I wish Sundowner was yanked from his high horse by the Democrats.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (2JoB8)

315 You didn't need an FBI to know that guy killed his grlfriend.
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I wonder why they didn't hold him for stealing her van or something. He's gonna kill himself and it'll all be for nothing. Sad.

Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 05:52 PM (+ya+t)

316 "You didn't need an FBI to know that guy killed his grlfriend."

That looks most likely, but I can think of lots of stories that conceivably fit the evidence up to now.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (qpX6U)

317 The last time Sawyer Hackett was on a horse, it was the carousel at Disneyland.

Posted by: MammaB at September 20, 2021 05:56 PM (y0TNG)

318 You know how much the red head bytch is lying by how fast she turns her worthless pages
Besides just opening her mouth

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 20, 2021 06:05 PM (0WEXg)

319 Live from Del Rio - The National Finals Rodeo
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Live from Del Rio - Fifty shades of immigration

Posted by: MammaB at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (y0TNG)

320 I'm still processing the fact that in order to change the subject from murdering 13 marines, The Junta decided murdering 10 Afghans was a good option.

And the kicker is no one is going to jail or being fired ore even so much as being devoted.

Didn't they court martial a Marine for beating an Afghan security force member because he caught him raping boys?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 04:55
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And who was held accountable for 9/11? Name me one person. Who was the bitch that came up w/ the rule agencies couldn't talk to each other? She went on to continue to work in govt.

Posted by: Farmer at September 20, 2021 06:18 PM (55Qr6)

321 An 'open and constructive dialogue' with Joe Biden? They'd have better luck having an 'open and constructive dialogue' with Major Biden.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (Zy9Yy)

322 Ha! I look at the pictures of the mounted Border Patrol/DPS officers and think "Welcome to Texas!"

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 20, 2021 06:23 PM (ZD+J8)

323 wha happen ?

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 06:25 PM (oSX/P)

324 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 06:26 PM (arJlL)

325 And just like that, the universe disappeared. [snaps fingers once]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 06:26 PM (UHVv4)

326 Did a thread go *poof*?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:26 PM (UW2ZS)

327 wha happen ?

Nobody knows

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (arJlL)

328 The entire thread spun sideways into another universe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (c6xtn)

329 Woa And I am not even on drugs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (IHyjr)

330 Haitian terrorist attack!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (63Dwl)

331 We can expect the illegals will be let into the country and told to report in a year or two for a court hearing. In the mean time, they will be dropping anchor babies. Case closed, hello new citizens!

Posted by: Too Cynical By Half at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (SmFPm)

332 Does everyone else smell burning toast?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (QU5/8)

333 Looks like ace updated the Haitian number. I was searching for the blackout blog for a second there.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (2NHgQ)

334 Evening, Captain !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (arJlL)

335 I feel as though thousands of people have just cried out in terror.

Posted by: Obi Juan at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (VcFUs)

336 Didn't they court martial a Marine for beating an Afghan security force member because he caught him raping boys?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 04:55
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And who was held accountable for 9/11? Name me one person. Who was the bitch that came up w/ the rule agencies couldn't talk to each other? She went on to continue to work in govt.
Posted by: Farmer at September 20, 2021 06:18 PM (55Qr6)

Considering that Covid 19 has now killed 4.5 million people... why is not Fauci on trial for murder, and crimes against humanity? As he funded the creation OF Covid 19.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (oHd/0)

337 And who was held accountable for 9/11? Name me one person. Who was the bitch that came up w/ the rule agencies couldn't talk to each other? She went on to continue to work in govt.
Posted by: Farmer at September 20, 2021 06:18 PM (55Qr6

---

Jamie Gorelick

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (pGEDP)

338 Back from somewhere to somehere.

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (taPSh)

339 I thought it was me.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (0OP+5)

340 Thread splodey?

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (ju3Nb)

341 Last thing I remember, some commenter was lamenting the application of KY on balls.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 06:29 PM (stUc+)

342 Went downstairs no one showed up

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:29 PM (2JoB8)

343 331 We can expect the illegals will be let into the country and told to report in a year or two for a court hearing. In the mean time, they will be dropping anchor babies. Case closed, hello new citizens!
Posted by: Too Cynical By Half at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (SmFPm)

But YOU have to wear a mask and get a shot, or no public access for you!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 06:29 PM (oHd/0)

344 Woa And I am not even on drugs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (IHyjr)

And you can write prescriptions!

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 06:29 PM (c7nKG)

345
it was there, and then it wasn't

Posted by: Commodore Decker at September 20, 2021 06:30 PM (DUIap)

346 Outside, bats flying around

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

347 Covid 19 has now killed 4.5 million people

Whew. I'm off the hook.

Posted by: Zombie Spanish Flu at September 20, 2021 06:31 PM (Xrfse)

348 thread went Haitian divorce

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 06:31 PM (oSX/P)

349 Is it safe?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

350 I see The Utopians have added 'The Camp of the Saints' as a how too guide.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (QFVV9)

351 I think I broke the blog...

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Fuck Joe Biden at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (cvNl1)

352 Outside, bats flying around
Posted by: Skip

You come in our belfry, we come to your house.

Capiche?

Posted by: the bats at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (QzkSJ)

353 Off mexican star wars sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (VcFUs)

354 Is this what life in the barrel is like? I'm made to comment on old threads while everyone else is out having a good time?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (UW2ZS)

355 Important question for Joe Biden, Will the Haitian children be separated from their parents and cycled through opportunities like, Comet Pizza?

Posted by: Too Cynical By Half at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (SmFPm)

356 awright, who broke the blog ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (jDHSU)

357 Time to pitchfork the unvaccinated stiffs off the porch, again.

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 06:33 PM (taPSh)

358 > Last thing I remember, some commenter was lamenting the application of KY on balls.

Kentucky what? Bourbon?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:33 PM (UW2ZS)

359 Haitians didn't come here on boats or if they did I can't find it.

Some cruise lines stopped in Haiti but these people coming across the border don't look like the type of folks that would take a cruise.

Can't find any shipping from Haiti. There is some shipping to Haiti.

If they came by boat it was chartered.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:33 PM (OcFc1)

360 I was sitting here all emotional remembering my old woolycat Mickel and all of a... whammo the thread was gone.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:33 PM (0OP+5)

361 That was like that Star Trek where the whole galaxy skipped a beat because two black and white guys were fighting.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:34 PM (Tnijr)

362 What happened?

Did I suddenly enter a New Timeline?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2021 06:34 PM (5NkmN)

363 356 awright, who broke the blog ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (jDHSU)

/sings

I fought the blog, and the blog won...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 06:34 PM (oHd/0)

364 noood

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (oSX/P)

365 "322 Ha! I look at the pictures of the mounted Border Patrol/DPS officers and think "Welcome to Texas!"
Posted by: jayhawkone at September 20, 2021 06:23 PM (ZD+J "

to be fair, it's the same welcome you would get if you were from any of the other 49 states ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (jDHSU)

366 343 331 We can expect the illegals will be let into the country and told to report in a year or two for a court hearing. In the mean time, they will be dropping anchor babies. Case closed, hello new citizens!
Posted by: Too Cynical By Half at September 20, 2021 06:28 PM (SmFPm)
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Will they be provided an interpreter?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (OcFc1)

367 363 356 awright, who broke the blog ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (jDHSU)

Not it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (VcFUs)

368 Norms have been restored, upstairs.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (c7nKG)

369 Rich Valdez is a godawful substitute for Mark Levin.

Horrible. Just Horrible.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (XCrPR)

370 About interpreters.
Thought Haitians spoke creole French.
The Haitian I saw being interviewed spoke Spanish.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (OcFc1)

371 Last thing I remember, some commenter was lamenting the application of KY on balls.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 06:29
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Kentucky Lake? To be honest the water is cold. 79 degrees. Lot of shrinkage.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 20, 2021 06:37 PM (ju2Fy)

372 Went downstairs no one showed up
---------------------------
That's what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (UHVv4)

373 I don't doubt the investigative and forensic skills of the alphabet agencies. I doubt their motives and priorities.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (qpX6U)

The forensic skills of the feds are crap. I point to the FBI crime lab intentionally faking or destroying evidence for years ruining thousands of innocent people's lives. No federal agency has any legitimacy now as they all have shown to be incompetent criminal bullies and thugs.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (UAr4S)

374 Outside, bats flying around
Posted by: Skip

You come in our belfry, we come to your house.

Capiche?
Posted by: the bats at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM
Last one of your number that tried that with me got a cap busted in his furry ass. Try it.

*loads*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2021 06:43 PM (rBtIz)

375 They're here to do jobs Americans won't do. Nursing, electrical engineering, brain surgery...ya know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 06:45 PM (RoIW/)

376 That's what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (UHVv4)


That made me LOL.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 06:46 PM (RoIW/)

377 You DO NOT have a country because conservatives are stupid helpless faggots. You have no power so no one listens to you. You want exactly what you're enemy wants just a few years later. Your outrage is fake and gay like a cuckold who yells at his cheating wife and her black son but still supports them financially. You are too stupid to even realize these truths.

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