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Fragged thread. Not sure how, but I guess I reverted to the first draft of this post from this morning. I'll reposting to keep the comments intact.

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (T+GNN)

2 and i read the article.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 20, 2021 05:43 PM (T+GNN)

3 Heh. Read the content.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 05:44 PM (5djUI)

4 Despite his prominent position in Iran's military establishment, Mr. Fakhrizadeh wanted to live a normal life. He craved small domestic pleasures: reading Persian poetry, taking his family to the seashore, going for drives in the countryside.

Incinerating 10M Jooooos in a ball of nuclear fire.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 05:45 PM (ZsR3z)

5 Hmmm, wondering who else you could call an austere nuclear scholar. Does not really fit Oppenheimer. Definitely not Teller.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:45 PM (FwSdb)

6 Thanks, ace. I'm glad to contribute to the thread!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 05:45 PM (UW2ZS)

7 The COVID death risk to healthy kids is nil. There is no reason and never will be one to force them to get the Jab.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 20, 2021 05:46 PM (wpJDK)

8 Whenever I hear the name, Kevin D. Williamson, I think Silence of The Lambs.

That dude has serious unresolved mental problems with whatever his pappy and mammy did to him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 05:46 PM (/B8gH)

9 I bet he loved Pina Coladas and walks in the rain too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (xopIz)

10 Well, poo. Could have been 3rd.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (VcFUs)

11 Kevin Williamson wasn't beaten up enough as a kid. I blame those flyover kids the past, they for sure disappointed me there.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (j9HX3)

12 8 Whenever I hear the name, Kevin D. Williamson, I think Silence of The Lambs.

That dude has serious unresolved mental problems with whatever his pappy and mammy did to him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 05:46 PM (/B8gH)

More John Wayne Gacy than Buffalo Bill. Or the guy from Red Dragon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (FwSdb)

13 Conservative Inc. starts with the premise that liberalism is intelligence; conceding from the start that their issues and policies have merit.

From there, "The Conservative Case for (liberal policy)" is downhill and inevitable.

Oh, and let's not forget that National Review now is funded by Google and Facebook--subscriptions are a loss-leader to sell advertising.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 20, 2021 05:48 PM (jIL4c)

14 9 I bet he loved Pina Coladas and walks in the rain too.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 20, 2021 05:47 PM (xopIz)

Well, who does not like a liquid alcoholic candy bar and walks in warm rain with a busty redhead in a shear white T-shirt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:48 PM (FwSdb)

15 If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:48 PM (FwSdb)

16 I've sat next to the lady on the plane oh about 5 or 6 times.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 20, 2021 05:48 PM (ytSiK)

17 Kevin Williamson is white trash.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

18 "flyover kids OF the past" ....

anyway!

wow I really want to check out the lovely bucolic town of Absard now

sounds quaint

I wonder if they have nice farmers markets

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (j9HX3)

19 That Detroit cops article? Yeah, that's from 2017.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (jTlg2)

20 Israeli uses a remote gun


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what.is. that ???

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (V13WU)

21 Whenever I hear the name, Kevin D. Williamson, I think Silence of The Lambs.

You know it burns him that his blood doesn't run blue.

Hey, Ace, are we having a GAINNNZ thread today? I have some news to share.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (2JVJo)

22 are the lambs still screaming, Clarice?

Posted by: National Review Senior Editor Hannibal "The Liberal" Lector at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (0G13K)

23 Iran's top nuclear scientist woke up an hour before dawn, as he did most days, to study Islamic philosophy before his day began.


Kill the unbeliever
Subjugate the women
Mutilate the girls
Murder the gays
Screw the goats

Sorry, but that doesn't take an hour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (guGkK)

24 hat Detroit cops article? Yeah, that's from 2017.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria



I suddenly feel unsafe.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (ZsR3z)

25
Did they actually find the body or did someone else and the FBI took the credit which is their thing.
Posted by: Beartooth


Probably the latter. The FIB found "a body." They know it's her, but they're just over-dramatizing it for affect.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (cdXDU)

26 >>>Hey, Ace, are we having a GAINNNZ thread today? I have some news to share.


no, can you wait till tomorrow?

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (0G13K)

27 the one bad thing about having a cat now is I have to deal with women JUST LIKE that weirdo Karen skulking around the shelves when I go to buy food

you don't see people like her in the dog food aisles

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (j9HX3)

28 >>I bet he loved Pina Coladas and walks in the rain too.


His 'turn on's' include : A Sense of Hunor, Circumcised Cocks and Goats

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (XCrPR)

29 I seem to remember the NYT fairly recently calling some other murderous Iranian "austere" as if they had entered some sort cloistered Islamic religious order , maybe it was Suliemani (sp) or whatever the name of the General was was killed during the Trump Presidency.They obviously use that as a go to word for murderous Muslims.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (AJzTi)

30 Whenever I hear the name, Kevin D. Williamson, I think Silence of The Lambs.


Good nutrition has given him some length of bone...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (yQpMk)

31 I, for one, would not mind if a trannie starred in the biographical movie, "The Life of Bea Arthur".

Aside from that, probably not.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (wTcTC)

32 You know it burns him that his blood doesn't run blue.

Hey, Ace, are we having a GAINNNZ thread today? I have some news to share.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (2JVJo)

You've increased the proof of the rum ration?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (FwSdb)

33 I don't know who this Jobe Iden guy is, but sports fans sure seem to hate him!

Posted by: Jen Piss-Hockey at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (6FeV1)

34 Kevin Williamson is white trash.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)


Yes. He is. And the burning shame he feels about that underscores every single thing he does.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (jTlg2)

35 26 >>>Hey, Ace, are we having a GAINNNZ thread today? I have some news to share.

Share it anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (8jACv)

36 You don't understand. The kids will get the WuFlu, the kids will give it to Grandma, and then we'll all diiieeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: GibsonGirl at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (KXY4V)

37 5 Hmmm, wondering who else you could call an austere nuclear scholar. Does not really fit Oppenheimer. Definitely not Teller.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:45 PM (FwSdb)

Every single dumbass lefty 'follow the science' globull warming asshoe that believes nuclear power generation is dirtier than strip mining coal and using that to run steam electric power generation plants. And then they plug their Prius into the wall and lecture me about the 30mpg my hemi charger gets on the hiway while creating massive carbon footprint everywhere I drive.
/rant off.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (VcFUs)

38 Woman on the plane...holy fk ! Why does her stupid ass even fly ??

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (V13WU)

39 NEJM published a correction... they now admit that there is no evidence that the vaccines are safe for pregnant women. Whoops.

NO

ZERO

NADA

NONE

I may have lost a great nephew over this!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (yrol0)

40
There must be lots of 20-something year old fresh corpses of blonde girls out there, so it will take time for the FIB to determine it's Petito.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (cdXDU)

41 'Dammit! -How many times do I have to tell you to put my Remote Gun back where...oh, here it is.'

Posted by: Israel at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (XCrPR)

42
Hey - if we have to kill five children through vaccination to save one child, that's a price we need to pay.

Wait a minute... do I need to check my math?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (dQvv7)

43 Israeli uses a remote gun


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what.is. that ???
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (V13WU)



They're in the Directors Cut of Aliens.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

44 28 >>I bet he loved Pina Coladas and walks in the rain too.


His 'turn on's' include : A Sense of Hunor, Circumcised Cocks and Goats
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (XCrPR)

'ace, Goat Mohel' is a TV series whose time has come.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:52 PM (FwSdb)

45 I, for one, would not mind if a trannie starred in the biographical movie, "The Life of Bea Arthur".

Aside from that, probably not.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (wTcTC)

Say, where's Bea Arthur's Dick been these days, anyways?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

46 He was a good boy. He was turning his nukes around.

Posted by: Mama Iranian Nuclear Scientist at September 20, 2021 05:52 PM (Xrfse)

47 Hey, Ace, are we having a GAINNNZ thread today? I have some news to share.


no, can you wait till tomorrow?
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (0G13K)

I can wait till Friday....

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:52 PM (V13WU)

48
Aww Kevin D Williamson is upset at all the vulgarities and baseness and DRUMPFERNEDESS and all that which is not subdued and gently and thoughtful, like he is.

LOL

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 20, 2021 05:52 PM (4WPW/)

49 20 Israeli uses a remote gun
==
what.is. that ???
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:49 PM (V13WU)

We call them 'Glowies'

Posted by: Eff Bee Eye at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (VcFUs)

50 Some kind of remote machine gun guided by AI.

Like the sentry guns in the deleted scenes of Aliens.

But perhaps also maybe too much like Skynet.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (mbFEM)

51 > That Detroit cops article? Yeah, that's from 2017.

I linked the article because we were talking about the undercover cop being detained at the Jan 6 rally and I remembered this hilarious story about undercovers arresting other undercovers.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (UW2ZS)

52 41 'Dammit! -How many times do I have to tell you to put my Remote Gun back where...oh, here it is.'
Posted by: Israel at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (XCrPR)

I kept hitting the finder button and nothing happened. Oopps. That was the remote trigger. Whaddyagonnado?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (FwSdb)

53 Remember when they called Soleimani a Religious scholar ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (8jACv)

54 Off informant faggot sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (VcFUs)

55 To this day, Kevin Williamson still can't understand why he got fired from the Atlantic.

But, he blames conservatives

Posted by: Lrrr at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (jIL4c)

56 Despite his prominent position in Iran's military establishment, Mr. Fakhrizadeh wanted to live a normal life. He craved small domestic pleasures: reading Persian poetry, taking his family to the seashore, going for drives in the countryside.

Turn offs: Remote control 50 cal machine guns. IDF Agents. Mossad. Jews.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (yrol0)

57 I love those "Fuck Joe Biden" chants.

Warms the cockles of my heart it does.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (R/m4+)

58 Kevin Williamson is the crown prince of projection and self-loathing. In other words, a liberal. Who plays at being a man.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (HmZuC)

59 Growing up I thought cartoon land would be cool to live in.

Now... I'm not so sure. Clowns to the left, right everywhere.

Somebody should write a song about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2021 05:54 PM (BFigT)

60 The Remote Gun can turn your TV off from up to 600 yards away!

.... but only once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:54 PM (6FeV1)

61 > Woman on the plane...holy fk ! Why does her stupid ass even fly ??

I'm betting it's some lifetime event like someone's funeral or someone getting married.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 05:54 PM (UW2ZS)

62 Build Joo-killing Bombs, and the world cries at your death.

Run a humanitarian mission with a bunch of kids, and it's "oops, shit happens!" when you splatter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (7F9te)

63 This is fact : Israel gives these clowns an option - either you stop/retire or we will retire you. They make their own choice.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (V13WU)

64 Man, that tweet fucking *nailed* Kevin Williamson. He's the low class kid who somehow worked his way into sitting with the upper class kids, and now, to show class solidarity, he looks down his former low class peers to show how much he belongs.

You'll always be white trash, Kevin Williamson - even more so than those you look down your nose at, because at least some of them have character while your sneering and condescension reveal the lack of yours.

He's the polar opposite of JD Vance.

Posted by: thirteen28 at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (KX4VP)

65 I'm sorry. So the NYT didn't actually use the word "austere" for this guy?. He was just an unassuming guy who liked to drive his own car, when he wasn't at work on planning to murder off millions of Israelis with a nuclear weapon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (AJzTi)

66 That last video.. Good Lord I'm glad we didn't encounter anyone that idiotic on our plane.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (nxdel)

67 It's good to see that Israel is still taking care of business.

Posted by: Cosda at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (AyWvt)

68 White House: Illegal Aliens Do Not Need Proof of Vaccination Because 'Not Intending to Stay'
https://is.gd/krftpQ

/golf clap

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (QUJVI)

69 Turn ons: calligraphy, beheadings, being the best friend to my wife that I can be

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 05:56 PM (guGkK)

70 Fakhrizadeh

Locally known as:
Gentle Iran Nuke Scientist Hell Bent on Destruction of Israel

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:56 PM (yrol0)

71 I think they even give them incentives...IYKWIM. They make their own choice here. Israel is very conscientious like that.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:56 PM (V13WU)

72 Growing up I thought cartoon land would be cool to live in.

Now... I'm not so sure. Clowns to the left, right everywhere.

Somebody should write a song about it.


Jokers. Where do you stand on jokers?

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 05:56 PM (ZsR3z)

73 He's the polar opposite of JD Vance.
Posted by: thirteen28 at September 20, 2021 05:55 PM (KX4VP)

Shillbilly Elegy

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (6FeV1)

74 no, can you wait till tomorrow?
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2021 05:50 PM (0G13K)


Sure, no problem.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (2JVJo)

75 Seeing little kids masked up burns me

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (2JoB8)

76 If they hate Jews more than their own lives...what can I say...

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (V13WU)

77 I have a horde request. I'm about to cancel my auto and home policies with State Farm after being a customer for almost 35 years (longer for my wife). Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?" Thanks.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (nfrXX)

78 The woman flyer is insane. She needs thorazine and a couple weeks in a mental hospital.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (2NHgQ)

79 What I want to see is anyone in Conservative Inc. run for office.

Put you bigger brain to the test, show us idiots how it's done.

Can you imagine?

Posted by: Lrrr at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (jIL4c)

80
I linked the article because we were talking about the undercover cop being detained at the Jan 6 rally and I remembered this hilarious story about undercovers arresting other undercovers.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 05:53 PM (UW2ZS)


I had the sadz that it wasn't a new time that this happened.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (jTlg2)

81 The epic of Chekov D. Siberian, the ailing 14-year-old cat, continues. HIs vet visit today was . . . negative. Nothing appears to be wrong with him based on his labs and a careful examination. Yet he is still lethargic, eating less each day, stumbling a bit when he walks.

The problem is that the outfit in town which can do neurological things like an MRI and the like is quite expensive. And it would not start (or stop) with that; they'd have to do the labs from 9/6 all over again, which totaled about $600, and if there was nothing changed, the neuro stuff would go on from there. I just can't afford all that. The $600, even more, yes -- if it were going to be a good shot at a cure or something to give him another year or more of life. (He's 14, by the way.) But this is just poking around in the dark.

What would you do?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (c6xtn)

82
Shillbilly Elegy
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (6FeV1)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (yrol0)

83 "Hey, didya hear 'bout that turf war on Andover?"
"Huh? Nah. Seems like every other night you got gangs fighin' one another. Who this time?"
"The 11ths and the 12ths!"
"... the who?"
"The 11ths and the 12ths."
"What hell kind of gang names are those?"
"Oh, no! Not gangs. Da po-po was fighting each other, from the 11th and the 12th Precincts!"
"... And 911 said what when you called?"
"*snigger* All available officers were busy!"

Posted by: Another Anon at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (bW28E)

84 He used to torture camels but was sensitive enough to quickly put them out of their misery when the fun was over.

Posted by: Mama Iranian Nuclear Scientist at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (Xrfse)

85 Oddbob. Are you a veteran? If so, look into USAA.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (2NHgQ)

86 Am I the only one who doesn't trust JD Vance? Something about him doesn't sit well with me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (nxdel)

87 Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?" Thanks.

In the parlance of the day, that is a rather enormous "ask".

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (ZsR3z)

88 75 Seeing little kids masked up burns me
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (2JoB

Yeah, remember the poster for the People Vs Larry Flint? Where he has a sticker over his mouth and we are supposed to decry the censorship of a good, law abiding porn magnate?

Yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (FwSdb)

89 "National Review's obese opera nerd Kevin D. Williamson"

Isn't Nordlinger the opera nerd? The guy who's rich enough to travel all over the world, attending concerts and dinners and hobnobbing, then writing a book about it.

A book titled, ... wait for it ..., "Here, There, and Everywhere."

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (qpX6U)

90 Can you imagine?
Posted by: Lrrr at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (jIL4c

You want a hash brown and coffee with your Egg McMuffin?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 05:59 PM (6FeV1)

91 76 If they hate Jews more than their own lives...what can I say...
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (V13WU)

I hate the term suicide bomber. Its stupid They are murderers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:59 PM (yrol0)

92 77 I have a horde request. I'm about to cancel my auto and home policies with State Farm after being a customer for almost 35 years (longer for my wife). Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?" Thanks.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (nfrXX)

If your dad wss in vietnam, korea, ww2, or otherwise served on active duty...give usaa a look.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 05:59 PM (VcFUs)

93 The karen on the plane really wants to scream 'unclean!' while stoning that unmasked guy to death. This is where we are in September 2021.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 05:59 PM (0OP+5)

94 Oddbob. Are you a veteran? If so, look into USAA.

I am not but my father and my father-in-law are. Will that get me eligibility?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:00 PM (nfrXX)

95 86 Am I the only one who doesn't trust JD Vance? Something about him doesn't sit well with me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (nxdel)

I think hes straight up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:00 PM (yrol0)

96 Am I the only one who doesn't trust JD Vance? Something about him doesn't sit well with me.
Posted by: Jewells45

No you're not and same here. Can't quite put my finger on it.

He's kinda akin to the fake-protesting fed-bois at the J6 rally, with their sunglasses and little cuffed shorts.

Posted by: lizabth at September 20, 2021 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)

97 So psaki does not think illegals plan on staying? They are just here for a vacation? And no one called her out on that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 06:00 PM (IHyjr)

98 "Mr. Fakhrizadeh wanted to live a normal life. He craved small domestic pleasures: reading Persian poetry, taking his family to the seashore, going for drives in the countryside."

Wanted a normal life, free of the millions of good people that had disagreed with his tyrannical religion were murdered (by him) without mercy. A normal free life where women and gays were beaten into submission, and all other religions were tortured/raped/killed, at the hands of the Islamists doing the raping and torture in the name of their (false) god.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2021 06:00 PM (Cus5s)

99 A book titled, ... wait for it ..., "Here, There, and Everywhere."
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (qpX6U)

HE LIKES THE BEATLES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS EVER LIVED DAMMIT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

100 that freak on the plane is probably triple jabbed

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (V13WU)

101 Jake Tapper concernedly announces that more people have died from Covid than the Spanish Flu.

Tub of guts Goldberg notices the problem with this statement, but instead of calling it out himself, he decides to preemptively shame people from insisting on correcting for population. He said this:

Get ready for a lot of "Ackshully, when you adjust for population...." tweets.

https://bit.ly/3AvR7V8

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (UW2ZS)

102 Out: Islam is right about women

In: Evolution is not not as good as Science

Posted by: Rex B at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (U7bKD)

103 Now... I'm not so sure. Clowns to the left, right everywhere. Somebody should write a song about it.

Jokers. Where do you stand on jokers?
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2021


***
Personally, I'm afraid I'll fall off this chair. And getting downstairs, hell, I don't even want to think about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (c6xtn)

104 A book titled, ... wait for it ..., "Here, There, and Everywhere."
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 20, 2021 05:58 PM (qpX6U)


His theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kktJCTY0NfE

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (AiZBA)

105 HE LIKES THE BEATLES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS EVER LIVED DAMMIT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

*makes another mental strike against the Beatles*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (FwSdb)

106 Excuse the source but...

benshapiro; 6h
NYT, in a nutshell: Page 1, the Israelis killed a nice, wonderful Iranian nuclear scientist; Page 8, the Biden administration droned an innocent aid worker to cover their abdication in Afghanistan.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (UHVv4)

107 I am not but my father and my father-in-law are. Will that get me eligibility?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:00 PM (nfrXX)

I think your FIL can set up an account that get you in.

Are children of deceased parents eligible?

For a child to be eligible, the parent must join USAA while living. Once the parents USAA membership is established, membership eligibility can be passed on to the members children. USAA membership cannot be established posthumously for deceased parents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:02 PM (yrol0)

108 I hate the term suicide bomber. Its stupid They are murderers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 05:59 PM (yrol0)

Remember "homicide bombers"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 06:02 PM (6FeV1)

109 Wolfus, are they sure he doesn't have some kind of mass, like lymphoma? Did they do an X-ray?

Posted by: skywch at September 20, 2021 06:02 PM (QVgqY)

110 Pete Hegseth is hosting Fox News Primetime all this week. I love how he thinks and he's cute too.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2021 06:02 PM (NpAcC)

111
I am not but my father and my father-in-law are. Will that get me eligibility?
Posted by: Oddbob
***
Give them a call. They aren't as picky as they once were.

Posted by: Cosda at September 20, 2021 06:02 PM (AyWvt)

112 Who is an eligible family member?

Spouses, widows, widowers and un-remarried former spouses of USAA members who joined USAA prior to or during the marriage,

as well as individuals whose parents joined USAA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:02 PM (yrol0)

113 I have a horde request. I'm about to cancel my auto and home policies with State Farm after being a customer for almost 35 years (longer for my wife). Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?" Thanks.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (nfrXX)

I had state fuckheads for years. Switched to Progressive for auto and a smaller firm for property.

Progressive is a bunch of weirdos but great customer service and excellent rates. I have had to make a few claims with them over the years for people hitting my vehicle and leaving the scene. They took care of everything including rentals. My rates never went up either.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (R/m4+)

114 I've thought it might be fun to put together a webpage and fake organization that just applies for rally permits, create a fake FB profile for the group that creates fake events and distribute fliers advertising fake events for things that would get lefties all riled up and amassed for counter-protests for events that will never occur.

Would that be wrong of me?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (7F9te)

115 Does anyone know where to sign up to get on Gen Milley's firing squad?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (eSPeG)

116 state farm has been nothing but great to us, go figure.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (oSX/P)

117 I find it REALLY hard to believe that, even accounting for population, this has killed more people than Spanish flu.

Why not go whole hog and make the same claim, but with Bubonic plague?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (FwSdb)

118 I think I must have snapped or something. I can't quit laughing. Especially the tik tok. Hahahaha! What a day!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (HeKhk)

119
What would you do?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 05:57 PM (c6xtn)

You're in a bad place. He could be very dehydrated from the storm and stressed about not being home. E sure he really is drinking water, and using the box comiserant with his intake of fluids and solids. From ther, if he's eatting, drinking, pissing and pooping. Give him about two solid quiet weeks to recover. Otherwise, take a strong sober look at his quality of life and possible pain levels.

So sorry you have to go through this, dude. Prayers up for you, your family and the unwell kitty.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (VcFUs)

120 people died of covid numbers...yeah. let's talk about incentives to hospitals to mark death as covid related.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (V13WU)

121 Nice to know the nuke scientist had something in common w our politicians: beach front vacation home, country home...just like Bernie.

Posted by: EveR at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (MUpk6)

122 When you adjust for population, Jonah Goldberg is still fat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (6FeV1)

123 "... was grotesque in its cruelty and incompetence."

To be honest, the same swamp muck has been in the government system for three presidents, now.

I'm pretty sure there's been lawsuits to prevent Trump from firing several of them during his first term. And The Sundown Kid is probably too busy forgetting things to even think about trying to clean house.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (bW28E)

124 "Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?" Thanks."

I've had good luck with Hartford; had the same bad luck with State Farm. It's like they have a 'long-time customer disposal program' or something.

Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (0/qYZ)

125 Wolfus Aurelius @ 81- Hold him on your lap and tell him he's a good boy and you love him when it's time for him to go. And if you have to cry, wait til it's over.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (0OP+5)

126 > For a child to be eligible, the parent must join USAA while living. Once the parents USAA membership is established, membership eligibility can be passed on to the members children. USAA membership cannot be established posthumously for deceased parents.

If you look at reviews of USAA, you'll see that many vets have pointed out their once stellar service has been on a downward trend for at least fifteen years.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (UW2ZS)

127 Wolfus, are they sure he doesn't have some kind of mass, like lymphoma? Did they do an X-ray?
Posted by: skywch at September 20, 2021


***
The center I've ben taking him to doesn't have that equipment. It's this $$$ MedVet place that does. I can call a couple of other places tomorrow and see what they recommend, and maybe bring him for a second opinion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (c6xtn)

128 HE LIKES THE BEATLES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS EVER LIVED DAMMIT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

1) Borrowed cousins Vette
b) He hate Beatles
iii) Set all 24 XM presets to Beatle Channel

That is all!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:05 PM (yrol0)

129 rhennigantx,

Thanks. My dad is deceased and my FIL's insurance company is... State Farm. So it looks like I am not eligible for USAA.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:05 PM (nfrXX)

130 Wolfus Aurelius @ 81- Hold him on your lap and tell him he's a good boy and you love him when it's time for him to go. And if you have to cry, wait til it's over.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021


***
Will do.

(Dammit.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:05 PM (c6xtn)

131 Regarding the airport lady, I don't know how many of you have travelled by air lately, I have, and I have seen way worse than this.
I've also seen attendants remove an adult female because while she had a mask, the nose was uncovered.
I watched as they escorted her off in tears.
I saw a guy in an industrial respirator complete with goggles. The thing covered his entire head.

Posted by: seen way worse at September 20, 2021 06:06 PM (aAP3z)

132 If you look at reviews of USAA, you'll see that many vets have pointed out their once stellar service has been on a downward trend for at least fifteen years.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (UW2ZS)

Their wealth management sucked. It was 1% and OK. American funds beats them by about 4% annually. They have sold that off now.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:06 PM (yrol0)

133 Does anyone know where to sign up to get on Gen Milley's firing squad?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (eSPeG)



Back of the line buddy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 06:07 PM (IHyjr)

134 Wolfus, I sympathize with the cost concerns, and of course with everything you and Chekhov are going through. Bif's advice was excellent. Prayers.

Posted by: skywch at September 20, 2021 06:07 PM (QVgqY)

135
Thanks. My dad is deceased and my FIL's insurance company is... State Farm. So it looks like I am not eligible for USAA.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:05 PM (nfrXX)

Have FIL put 1000 in a savings

TADA

Carry on my wayward son!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:07 PM (yrol0)

136 ...a bucolic town east of Tehran, where the sheep are nervous and spot for the robotic sniper.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 06:07 PM (stUc+)

137 24 hat Detroit cops article? Yeah, that's from 2017.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria


I suddenly feel unsafe.


but orange man is gone now. things are cool.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 20, 2021 06:07 PM (sGtp+)

138 I've been a USAA member for over 28 years and a pissed off USAA member for about 5 years, fwiw.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

139 Kevin Williams seems unable to come to terms with the fact that Kevin Williams is and always will be "white trash." In Kevin William's mind, being such a thing is the worst (in most of our minds, I think, such a thing doesn't even really exist, just individuals living their lives as they see fit). So, Kevin's heart knows, deeply, that he is a "people of Wal-Mart" and his mind seeks to hide this from the world by disdaining such to the ultimate degree (hence the opera reviews, etc.) Sad.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 20, 2021 06:08 PM (9k6qg)

140 If you look at reviews of USAA, you'll see that many vets have pointed out their once stellar service has been on a downward trend for at least fifteen years.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (UW2ZS)

I don't have anything bad to say about USAA. As an Insurance company, I have only had great service.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 06:08 PM (IHyjr)

141 Aww Kevin D Williamson is upset at all the vulgarities and baseness and DRUMPFERNEDESS and all that which is not subdued and gently and thoughtful, like he is.

I think that's a lot of it. Trump's supporters remind him of his lower-class roots, and Trump's supposed vulgarity only increased his resentment and exacerbated his already fragile sense of 'belonging' (although I guarantee you he's grateful he isn't a wog like Ranesh Ponnuru).

So he expected the steal to have taught us a lesson, shamed us into letting the 'best and brightest' control the party and STFU. The fact that Trump is still out there, still has support and could kick Biden's ass if there were a fair election burns him. "Why don't you fucking shitkickers sit the fuck down!" is his cri du coeur.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:08 PM (2JVJo)

142 I've been a USAA member for over 28 years and a pissed off USAA member for about 5 years, fwiw.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

How come?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2021 06:08 PM (IHyjr)

143 You're in a bad place. He could be very dehydrated from the storm and stressed about not being home. E sure he really is drinking water, and using the box comiserant with his intake of fluids and solids. From ther, if he's eatting, drinking, pissing and pooping. Give him about two solid quiet weeks to recover. Otherwise, take a strong sober look at his quality of life and possible pain levels.

So sorry you have to go through this, dude. Prayers up for you, your family and the unwell kitty.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021


***
Yeah, that's it -- we've been back now about 10 days, and he's been heading downhill. I'm trying to tempt him with food outside his Rx chow, and he's got a drinking fountain that he's been using for some months. But he seems to be getting steadily weaker.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (c6xtn)

144 115 Does anyone know where to sign up to get on Gen Milley's firing squad?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2021 06:03 PM (eSPeG)

Look at you W-4. It is under additional withholding.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (yrol0)

145 "Their wealth management sucked. It was 1% and OK. American funds beats them by about 4% annually. They have sold that off now."

One of the reasons I hold no allegiance to USAA.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

146 Barney Miller was the 12th precinct. Different city.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (63Dwl)

147 Opera is interesting to me from a musical standpoint. I have heard bits and pieces of opera that I love and are dramatic and moving. When I listen to the whole opera? Boring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (FwSdb)

148 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
Just got a call from Project Veritas

Tonight's video, if it is what they say it is, will be historic

8p ET -> http://t.me/project_veritas

https://tinyurl.com/4mt4bxwt

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (NpAcC)

149 She was waterboarding me with her eyes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (T1fV4)

150 One of the reasons I hold no allegiance to USAA.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

comprende

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (yrol0)

151 A bit ironic that the Fakhrizadeh fellow appears in the Quick Hits post.

I am a little confused about why he is just now news. The hit took place last November.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (2nFxy)

152 Wolfus:
go with what Bewalski said up above; if the inputs & outputs are more-or-less nominal, give it a few weeks ...
& if not, eromero has nailed it.

prayers for all of you as it works through.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (jDHSU)

153 Tonight's video, if it is what they say it is, will be historic


==

they say that about all their videos...

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (V13WU)

154 ***
The center I've ben taking him to doesn't have that equipment. It's this $$$ MedVet place that does. I can call a couple of other places tomorrow and see what they recommend, and maybe bring him for a second opinion.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (c6xtn)

Our vet used an ultrasound with imaging for Splotchy. He gave no clue of anything wrong untilmone day he started pulling at his belly fur. Massive tumors on his bladder. He was always chunky, and ate well, so i never spotted him favoring his walk.

Damnit, now it's fooking dusty in here.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (VcFUs)

155 Kevin Williamson's real love is a box of donuts. You Fat, bloated bag of lard.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (8u1Ia)

156 149 She was waterboarding me with her eyes.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (T1fV4)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (FwSdb)

157 Opera is interesting to me from a musical standpoint. I have heard bits and pieces of opera that I love and are dramatic and moving. When I listen to the whole opera? Boring.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (FwSdb)


The 7-11's around town have started playing opera on their outdoor speakers to keep the bums away and it works.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (AiZBA)

158 A bit ironic that the Fakhrizadeh fellow appears in the Quick Hits post.

I am a little confused about why he is just now news. The hit took place last November.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM (2nFxy)

really ? so under Bibi's administration ?

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (V13WU)

159 Vanguard and Fidelity managed funds, at medium risk, are running about 5%. I hear, Fisher at a higher risk setting, is running at 10% or better.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (OcFc1)

160 Flying Karen's are the worst Karen's.

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (dynG0)

161 He craved small domestic pleasures: reading Persian poetry, taking his family to the seashore, going for drives in the countryside.

No gauzy pics of him feeding sugar cubes to horses? Walking on the beach at sunset? Eating a hotdog at the zoo? Having a spontaneous water fight with his kids while washing the car?

Our media have really fallen down on the job as of late. They should 100% have put together something that looked like the opening credits of the Mary Tyler Moore show, and failed.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

162 What happens when..

Black Lives Matter
New York Vaccine Mandate is racist
Restaurant boycott to begin

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:12 PM (yrol0)

163 USAA? Ask me about a claim that I'm making with Progressive. They're being 'Company Policy' assholes, just because they can.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 06:12 PM (8eSmR)

164 No gauzy pics of him feeding sugar cubes to horses? Walking on the beach at sunset? Eating a hotdog at the zoo? Having a spontaneous water fight with his kids while washing the car?

Our media have really fallen down on the job as of late. They should 100% have put together something that looked like the opening credits of the Mary Tyler Moore show, and failed.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

Gently stroking the flank of a lithesome camel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 06:12 PM (FwSdb)

165 Let's ask Jim 'yellow tie, blue shirt' Jordan what we need to know about the debt ceiling and the amnesty for, get this, 8 million. I mean everyone knows its 11 million, same as 25 years ago.

Posted by: micky at September 20, 2021 06:12 PM (3byMq)

166 so, why now ?

1. Some of the secrecy around the "incident" been lifted
2. Putting Iran on notice

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (V13WU)

167 Wow. I thought I had something insightful to say about KW, then I read the comments, and saw about 50 of you all had already said it. Somebody should tell him. I wonder if he understands how both pathetic and obvious it is (or is he too far gone to even feel shame?)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (9k6qg)

168 It's probably said, Biden is not a tool of the left, he's the fool of the left that they use as a tool.

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (Kx3kq)

169 "How come?
Posted by: Nevergiveup"

They sold off my mortgage, moved my investments to Schwab, got rid of online deposits, and the BLMNFL bullshit. Before that there was something else that I don't even remember what it was. Anyway for me they are just a bank anymore and I can get a local branch that does the same thing.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (Tnijr)

170 In his personal life Hitler loved playing with his dogs, painting and hiking. You know just a regular guy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (pM+lA)

171 I'll be right back. Some woman just told me she can squeak out "F Joe Biden" with her vagina.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (8u1Ia)

172 Wolfus 14 years is a pretty good run. Even if you won the lottery tonight how much poking and prodding from vets should Chekov be put through for a 'maybe he lives a few months longer?' That drives my decision tree in these cases to a large degree.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (pxVvf)

173 Tonight's video, if it is what they say it is, will be historic
==
they say that about all their videos...


And to be fair, many of them should have been. But if you're standing in the town square yelling that the emperor has no clothes and 100% of the MSM ignores you, it's hard to be heard.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (nfrXX)

174 . But he seems to be getting steadily weaker.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (c6xtn)

Get a syringe and give him water that way, for a few days. Say a standard clot shot syringe, about once every four to six hours. My olde appleheaded siamese would get stressed and stop drinking. That's how we got him through it two or three times.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM (VcFUs)

175 Flying Karen's are the worst Karen's.
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (dynG0)


As much as I keep seeing crap like that - if I am forced to fly, I'll take a dozen hard boiled eggs and a few dill pickles along with me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 06:14 PM (wAnMi)

176 Our vet used an ultrasound with imaging for Splotchy. He gave no clue of anything wrong untilmone day he started pulling at his belly fur. Massive tumors on his bladder. He was always chunky, and ate well, so i never spotted him favoring his walk.

Damnit, now it's fooking dusty in here.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021


***
They did an ultrasound on his bladder last week and didn't see any masses. I don't know why they can't use it again on him. I'll call and ask.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:14 PM (c6xtn)

177 165 Let's ask Jim 'yellow tie, blue shirt' Jordan what we need to know about the debt ceiling and the amnesty for, get this, 8 million. I mean everyone knows its 11 million, same as 25 years ago.
Posted by: micky at September 20, 2021 06:12 PM (3byMq)

1) Go to closet
ii) Look for yellow or corn tie
if then true
c) You are fucked

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:15 PM (yrol0)

178 I had homeowners with USAA for a long time but got a much better deal elsewhere.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

179
I hear, Fisher at a higher risk setting, is running at 10% or better.
Posted by: Braenyard


Fisher TV ads I see say to give them a call if you have half a million to invest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

180 HE LIKES THE BEATLES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS EVER LIVED DAMMIT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)


Good thing I'm a Rutles fan, then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:15 PM (2JVJo)

181 " ... white cloak, red lining ! Yes !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:16 PM (jDHSU)

182 Kev's dad used to beat him after he'd catch Kev using mom's makeup to do his face all in orange.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 06:16 PM (UHVv4)

183 White House: Illegal Aliens Do Not Need Proof of Vaccination Because 'Not Intending to Stay'
====

Excellent. Then no one needs one anywhere. They aren't intending to stay wherever they are at the moment, and they don't need one in their homes, so...

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2021 06:16 PM (iydjf)

184
I am a little confused about why he is just now news. The hit took place last November.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 06:10 PM


it wasn't Yom Kippur in November; they can't let Israel / The Tribe have their Holy Days without making some smear

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (DUIap)

185 Wolfus, our first two cats found visits to the vet incredibly stressful. By the time we arrived with either, they had thrown up and soiled themselves in every possible way. Might Chekov be finding all the vets visits stressful? Even if merely exhausting, that's a stress, too. Why not give him a week to reset before you consider another step?

Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (4grFk)

186 They did an ultrasound on his bladder last week and didn't see any masses. I don't know why they can't use it again on him. I'll call and ask.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:14 PM (c6xtn)

Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.

It took several drinks that night.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (yrol0)

187 Haitians took boats to Mexico and South America.
That's how they got to this continent. hmmm

What type of boating goes from Haiti to S.America or Mexico? Cruise lines, freighters, bamboo Kon-Tiki's?

What ships go from one pos country to another?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (OcFc1)

188 Good thing I'm a Rutles fan, then.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:15 PM (2JVJo)

The Fool on The Pill

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (yrol0)

189 "White House: Illegal Aliens Do Not Need Proof of Vaccination Because 'Not Intending to Stay' "

As long as they are having a good time.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (Tnijr)

190 I'm not big on pop psychology or diagnosing people from afar, but Kevin Williamson wears his neuroses on his sleeve: he has an inferiority complex about his humble origins and is determined to show the world that he's better than where he came from. It's why he's always so high-handed and snide, rather than just making an argument. He's a marginal figure and always will be, because no one's interested in watching him publicly work out his insecurities.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 20, 2021 06:18 PM (QU5/8)

191 "What ships go from one pos country to another?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (OcFc1) "


Banana boats.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:18 PM (jDHSU)

192 I find it REALLY hard to believe that, even accounting for population, this has killed more people than Spanish flu.

It's all bullshit fear-mongering.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2021 06:18 PM (Xrfse)

193 Don't commenters know they're supposed to carefully, professionally vet these stories before linking them in the comments?!?!!

Great ... we've disappointed ace again. Probably means no bats in the Cafe for at least a week.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2021 06:19 PM (a3Q+t)

194 That last lady...her fear was misplaced.

All that energy fear $$ with no usefulness. The Marxists circle of life...if you will.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2021 06:19 PM (T1fV4)

195
Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.

It took several drinks that night.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (yrol0)

And with that, ladies and gentelmen, i am off to raid the liquor cabinet for some liquid eye bleach.

*spots requisite ingrediants for a Screaming Blue Viking*

Yo! CBD, you want one?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:19 PM (VcFUs)

196 Wolfus, our first two cats found visits to the vet incredibly stressful. By the time we arrived with either, they had thrown up and soiled themselves in every possible way. Might Chekov be finding all the vets visits stressful? Even if merely exhausting, that's a stress, too. Why not give him a week to reset before you consider another step?
Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2021


***
Yeah, I know he hates vet trips and always has. It's why I didn't rush him to an emergency clinic this past weekend, trying to give him time to recover and reset if he could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:19 PM (c6xtn)

197 "White House: Illegal Aliens Do Not Need Proof of Vaccination Because 'Not Intending to Stay' "

Oh FFS.. I can't even with these people anymore. Only a true brain dead liberal believes this horseshit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:20 PM (nxdel)

198 I find it REALLY hard to believe that, even accounting for population, this has killed more people than Spanish flu.
====

Yep. Including that guy who died in a motorcycle accident and the other guy who was murdered sitting in a parked car. Not to mention all those people who had it as cause of death on their death certificates because they had a positive test in the last 60 days.

Just like Spanish flu, but worse!!!1!1

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2021 06:20 PM (iydjf)

199 You can take the boy out of Texas but not the Texas out of the boy.
-- things to say to piss off Kev

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 06:20 PM (UHVv4)

200 I'm surprised the NYT left off some of the mad nuke bomber's other favorite past times such as buggering young boys and goats, but mostly buggering boy goats.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 20, 2021 06:20 PM (UAr4S)

201 State Department warning is Level 4, the highest category. It states:

"Do not travel to Haiti due to kidnapping, crime and civil unrest."

The warning continues: "Kidnapping is widespread and victims regularly include U.S. citizens. Kidnapping cases often involve ransom negotiations and U.S. citizen victims have been physically harmed during kidnappings."

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:20 PM (OcFc1)

202 Also, bonhomme should be confined to THE BARREL indefinitely. His carelessness has probably damaged the blog's credibility as a serious news source for minutes if not a whole hour. Shameful.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 20, 2021 06:21 PM (QU5/8)

203 Our media have really fallen down on the job as of late. They should 100% have put together something that looked like the opening credits of the Mary Tyler Moore show, and failed.

Hate to burst your bubble, but far too many articles today are computer AI generated based on what is trending on social media. The Getty images selected to decorate the post are also based on algorithms. Dittos with the headlines.

What you are asking is for a larger data pool of sentiment data and images for the machine learning algorithms to obtain its training.

There ain't much sentimentality or empathy found in today's generation of narcissists, so the training data is going to be a mess.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 20, 2021 06:21 PM (+LCoQ)

204 Israeli uses a remote gun to kill Iran's top nuke scientist

The jackal

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:21 PM (yrol0)

205 LOVE seeing the student section at Penn State chanting "Fuck Joe Biden."

To add extra outrage, it was during the White Out game against Auburn. Can we even say White Out anymore?!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Fuck Joe Biden at September 20, 2021 06:21 PM (cvNl1)

206 You can take the boy out of Texas but not the Texas out of the boy.
-- things to say to piss off Kev


Specifically, Lubbock or Abilene, right? Be sure to mention that because the rest of Texas thinks they're rednecks.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (nfrXX)

207 > Also, bonhomme should be confined to THE BARREL indefinitely. His carelessness has probably damaged the blog's credibility as a serious news source for minutes if not a whole hour. Shameful.

Dammit.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (UW2ZS)

208 Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.

Holy shit. What did I walk into?

*pours double bourbon*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (jvt6t)

209 Mrs Meanie saved a sparrow from becoming our cats dinner. Well done her. Our Aussie was concerned

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (1okp8)

210 See a write up the Administration is deporting Haitians but until it's shown not buying it.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (2JoB8)

211 Yep. Including that guy who died in a motorcycle accident and the other guy who was murdered sitting in a parked car. Not to mention all those people who had it as cause of death on their death certificates because they had a positive test in the last 60 days.

Just like Spanish flu, but worse!!!1!1
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2021 06:20 PM (iydjf)

Friends dad died in VA home of testicular cancer and prostate cancer.
They tested him post death!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:23 PM (yrol0)

212 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 06:23 PM (arJlL)

213 The fuck Joe Biden chants are going to be epic in basketball arenas.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 20, 2021 06:23 PM (ySQBZ)

214 Dammit.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (UW2ZS)

Roll out the Me...oh, roll out me....

Posted by: The Barrel at September 20, 2021 06:23 PM (jvt6t)

215 >>>Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.

>Why did she stop at the balls? For what you pay, you should be getting the full Monty.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2021 06:23 PM (stUc+)

216 If you look at reviews of USAA, you'll see that many vets have pointed out their once stellar service has been on a downward trend for at least fifteen years.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:04 PM (UW2ZS)

Yes I left USAA about 5 years ago. Worthless on claims twice.

Posted by: Clutch at September 20, 2021 06:24 PM (9UmRs)

217 Wha hoppen?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:24 PM (nfrXX)

218 >>59 PM (yrol0)

92 77 I have a horde request. I'm about to cancel my auto and home policies with State Farm after being a customer for almost 35 years (longer for my wife). Who can recommend a company that still understands the concept of "customer service?" Thanks.
Posted by: Oddbob

The actual insurer is less important than securing your coverage through a very successful independent agent. The claims department will sometimes defer to an independent agent (a discretionary but potentially huge source of business) if he'll go to bat for you on questionable claims.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 20, 2021 06:24 PM (CWMF2)

219 Couple minutes going to outside to see if I can see the Space station, 7:30 starts but only getting to 48degrees high.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:24 PM (2JoB8)

220 Suddenly, there was a jolt in the space-time continuum.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2021 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

221 There ain't much sentimentality or empathy found in today's generation of narcissists, so the training data is going to be a mess.
---------------------------------
Hmm. That sounds suspiciously like something a bot would say. You ain't no bot are you, boy? Is you??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 20, 2021 06:24 PM (UHVv4)

222 208 Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.

Holy shit. What did I walk into?

*pours double bourbon*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 06:22 PM (jvt6t)

That was second part of story. Who wants to feel his balls? I had docs walking up and fingering my balls to see what the tumor was.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:25 PM (yrol0)

223 >>Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.


I would have told the nurse :

'Do I look like a fag to you? I'm not touching that.'

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 06:25 PM (XCrPR)

224 Wolfus 14 years is a pretty good run. Even if you won the lottery tonight how much poking and prodding from vets should Chekov be put through for a 'maybe he lives a few months longer?' That drives my decision tree in these cases to a large degree.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 20, 2021 06:13 PM
That's good advice for us miserable humans too, PaleRider.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:25 PM (0OP+5)

225 Wise guy

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:25 PM (2JoB8)

226 Sitting here in Limbo

Posted by: JGB at September 20, 2021 06:25 PM (XCrPR)

227 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:09 PM (c6xtn)

Get a syringe and give him water that way, for a few days. Say a standard clot shot syringe, about once every four to six hours. My olde appleheaded siamese would get stressed and stop drinking. That's how we got him through it two or three times.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021


***
I could use the same syringe they gave me for his appetite stimulant. Linda seems to think he might get water in his lungs, but he's taking the stimulant okay, though with understandably poor grace.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:26 PM (c6xtn)

228 Whoa

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 20, 2021 06:26 PM (QU5/8)

229 This will show up at some point

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (2JoB8)

230 Maris has freighter cruises, Neat, but they don't go to Haiti.

https://www.freightercruises.com/voyages.php

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (OcFc1)

231 Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.

It took several drinks that night.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM

Ewww....you let a gal handle your junk?! Pour another one, girlfriend.

Posted by: Shep! at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (rBtIz)

232 Thread splodey?

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty at September 20, 2021 06:27 PM (ju3Nb)

233 Woman on the plane...holy fk ! Why does her stupid ass even fly ??
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 05:51 PM (V13WU)

Her nemesis is pretty hot, though. I, for one, would not turn my back on him.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 20, 2021 06:29 PM (nWxPx)

234 USAA?

They're excellent. Never had a bit of trouble with them. Great service. Prompt claim settlement. cheap rates. Etc.

Don't know why anyone would have a problem with them.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2021 06:31 PM (5NkmN)

235 Hello?



hello hello

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

236 The 7-11's around town have started playing opera on their outdoor speakers to keep the bums away and it works.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 20, 2021 06:11 PM (AiZBA)

The downtown Dallas Public Library did that as well. There were still plenty of fragrant homeless sitting in the $200 a yard upholstered armchairs the donor of the Petro Collection could not be talked out of.

Posted by: sal at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (3c1fY)

237 198 I find it REALLY hard to believe that, even accounting for population, this has killed more people than Spanish flu.

You had to die *from* the Spanish Flu to be counted as a fatality. For all (except George Floyd) all you have to do to count is die *with* it. Or you had it at some point. Or knew someone who did. Or their neighbor. Or...

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at September 20, 2021 06:37 PM (FWn1L)

238 195
Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls for a maybe tumor you have not been humiliated.

It took several drinks that night.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 06:17 PM (yrol0)

...and it's not an easy or quick clean up either.

Ask me how I know!?!?

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 20, 2021 06:48 PM (BgMrQ)

239 Jake Tapper concernedly announces that more people have died from Covid than the Spanish Flu.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:01 PM

Did anyone share this with Tapper regarding the Spanish Flu?

The bacteria are actually a threat to all ages. In fact, Anthony Fauci co-authored a paper stating that "the majority of deaths in the 1918-1919 influenza pandemic (Spanish flu) likely resulted directly from secondary bacterial pneumonia."

State media immediately blanketed the airwaves with denials that Fauci had implied that masks cause bacterial pneumonia. After all, it can't have anything to do with the fact that bacteria do collect in masks. And it's just a coincidence that masks were mandated during the Spanish flu and bacterial pneumonia, not influenza viruses, was the greatest cause of death.


https://bit.ly/3EAEpGO

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (Do5/p)

240 My great grand uncle died in early 1919. His death certificate gives bronchitis as primary cause of death, with flu the secondary.

Posted by: Lirio100 at September 20, 2021 07:07 PM (uFOGo)

241 Until you have held you dick in your hand while a gal spread KY on your balls


People pay good money for that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 07:37 PM (yQpMk)

242 The drive-by media has done a stellar job of scaring the *uck out of 1/2 of America over a cold that kills no more than the annual flu and hyped to kill anyone w/o a mask or jab...

Posted by: Big JiLm at September 20, 2021 09:10 PM (0LK7+)

243 I gotta admit that the "panicked mask/shield passengers" video was heartwarning.

Posted by: ObeliskToucher at September 20, 2021 09:19 PM (DUu0q)

244 He looks like a really swell guy! Calm and collected, I'd have a beer with him any day.
Those two freaks? Not even on a bet.

Posted by: 5cats at September 21, 2021 12:43 AM (hv5ip)

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