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EMT 9/18/21

Man this year is brutal, eh?

I haven't had this much fun since I closed the dryer door on my crank.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, September 18, 2021. On this day in 1927 the Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS} went on the air.

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 05:00 AM (2JoB8)

3 PeeLousy wants us to end capitalism in the US. So the Democrats officially wants to acknowledge they are communists,


https://tinyurl.com/nbpmw3wv

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

4 France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Australia Submarine Deal


https://tinyurl.com/333775ur

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

5 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/2b2845xe

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

6 https://tinyurl.com/c469k7f7
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 05:01 AM (2JoB8)

7 And that's it for today Sorry for the short list today, I overslept

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

8 Thank you Vic. Much appreciated.

How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:02 AM (u82oZ)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 05:02 AM (arJlL)

10 I haven't had this much fun since I closed the dryer door on my crank.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM


How do you close a dryer door on your crank?

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 8 Thank you Vic. Much appreciated.

How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:02 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks, little rocky this morning. Lot of alcohol yesterday

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

12 >>> How do you close a dryer door on your crank?

Carelessly.

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2021 05:05 AM (UnQlg)

13 It's hanging out and gets in the way of the door
Happens to everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 05:05 AM (2JoB8)

14
Had a choice between trying to be First and making my coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 05:07 AM (/U27+)

15 Communism.

150 years of failure. The Paris Commune was the start of the specific failures of that death cult.

Capitalism 1799 - 1964 in the USA, to today in Singapore, Taiwan, Japan, South Korea. Wildly successful if not perverted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:07 AM (u82oZ)

16 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:08 AM (u82oZ)

17 It's hanging out and gets in the way of the door
Happens to everyone
Posted by: Skip

There needs to be a warning label on the door

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:10 AM (vd8XM)

18 Contemplates angle of the dangle and dryer door design. ... {math }

Congratulations on an excellent humble brag, krakatoa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:11 AM (u82oZ)

19
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 05:11 AM (DUIap)

20 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 18, 2021 05:12 AM (Z/jzm)

21 AltonJackson!

Is it winter yet in the Upper Midwest?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:12 AM (u82oZ)

22
g'mornin', Salty

not yet, but it's closing in

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 05:14 AM (DUIap)

23
There needs to be a warning label on the door
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:10 AM (vd8XM)

-------------

And a notice from the State of California saying that doors can cause cancer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 05:14 AM (/U27+)

24 Good morning dear morons and thanks for VNN

*pours Vic hair of the dog*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 05:14 AM (EZebt)

25 And a notice from the State of California saying that doors can cause cancer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

In at least 3 different languages

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:17 AM (vd8XM)

26 And that's it for today Sorry for the short list today, I overslept
Posted by: Vic

A short VNN is better than no VNN

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:17 AM (vd8XM)

27 Hadrian the Seventh

Congrats on the winnings in Missouri. And those are cute puppies in the picture.

Hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:18 AM (u82oZ)

28 So is the CDC going to believe the FDA that the booster shots are crap, and that the original jabs probably did nothing but create a variant, or does another alphabet agency get to jump in now?

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:19 AM (vd8XM)

29 Ramirez was particularly good today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:20 AM (u82oZ)

30 I have little kittens rampaging all over the house this morning. Had people all lined up yo give them on and they all backed out. I am now stuck with 7 cats in the house.

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 05:21 AM (mpXpK)

31 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 18, 2021 05:22 AM (ju2Fy)

32 25 And a notice from the State of California saying that doors can cause cancer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

In at least 3 different languages

And a graphic in a yellow triangle

Posted by: J at September 18, 2021 05:23 AM (n3BzR)

33 And a graphic in a yellow triangle
Posted by: J

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:23 AM (vd8XM)

34 Bruce

Leftist Technocrats

Put the data out there, and we can decide. The last two years my low respect for "governmental experts" has reached the sub-soil, and continues to dig.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:24 AM (u82oZ)

35 A short VNN is better than no VNN
Posted by: Bruce

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 05:25 AM (arJlL)

36 Boker Tov Patriots and drop dead to the senile fool on the beach in Rehoboth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2021 05:26 AM (Irn0L)

37 Hunh. I had toddlers with paint and glue and glitter being smarter than Leftists Technocrats. But the hamsters did not like the two lesser than signs.


<<

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:26 AM (u82oZ)

38 Put the data out there, and we can decide. The last two years my low respect for "governmental experts" has reached the sub-soil, and continues to dig.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

"You must all think for yourselves!"

"Yes! Yes!...How shall we do that Brian?"

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:28 AM (vd8XM)

39 So, 22.5 years for death of a drug.tripping career criminal in the aftermath of a crime at the corner of Chicago Avenue and 38th Street, but , just, "oops, we need to do better" for 7 innocents in Afghanistan?

Posted by: J at September 18, 2021 05:29 AM (n3BzR)

40 Nevergiveup

Good morning, Sir. Thank you for being one of the reinforcing rods holding up health care.

Any particular target of your ire? Plenty of possibilities.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:29 AM (u82oZ)

41 Bruce

I blame the US public schools. Who never show Life of Brian.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:30 AM (u82oZ)

42 Good morning all!!
Son has his first ballgame at 9 this morning. Hopefully all of the boys will be wide awake at game time

Posted by: Jmel at September 18, 2021 05:31 AM (bVhJi)

43 J

Mistakes were made. By the Biden junta.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:32 AM (u82oZ)

44 Any particular target of your ire? Plenty of possibilities.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:29 AM (u82oZ)

Oh the list is long and glorious

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2021 05:32 AM (Irn0L)

45
So, 22.5 years for death of a drug.tripping career criminal in the aftermath of a crime at the corner of Chicago Avenue and 38th Street, but , just, "oops, we need to do better" for 7 innocents in Afghanistan?
Posted by: J at September 18, 2021 05:29 AM (n3BzR)

-------------

Afghan Lives Matter!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 05:32 AM (/U27+)

46 Jmel

Fifth graders are playing football today. Their coach is a scout for JV football.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:33 AM (u82oZ)

47 1 large cup down, still haven't found motivation yet

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 05:33 AM (2JoB8)

48 1 large cup down, still haven't found motivation yet
Posted by: Skip

Go over to the dryer and close the door, see what happens

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:34 AM (vd8XM)

49 Have a great day, everyone. It is a great day for football, cross country, and being in a rural area.

May you be blessed by close encounters with joy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:35 AM (u82oZ)

50 g'mornin' everyone !

*gropes mindlessly for a cup of coffee that hasn't been made yet *

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 18, 2021 05:35 AM (jDHSU)

51 48 1 large cup down, still haven't found motivation yet
Posted by: Skip

Go over to the dryer and close the door, see what happens

TURN YOUR BACK FIRST!!!

Posted by: J at September 18, 2021 05:36 AM (n3BzR)

52 >>>I closed the dryer door on my crank

Aw, man.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 05:37 AM (cME97)

53 TURN YOUR BACK FIRST!!!
Posted by: J

See? THAT should be on the warning label.

Good thinking

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

54 >>>France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Australia Submarine Deal

. . . and their ambassador to Australia.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 05:39 AM (cME97)

55 We need common sense dryer laws

Posted by: J at September 18, 2021 05:39 AM (n3BzR)

56 France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Australia Submarine Deal

. . . and their ambassador to Australia.
Posted by: m


Does recall mean to bring back?
Or was it a "Mon Dieu! I forgot that we have ambassadors in those two countries!"

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:41 AM (vd8XM)

57 Posted a few times, but no idea what it means.
Seems no priority or 1st class mail from US to Australia is happening.
Covid quarantine?

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 05:43 AM (2JoB8)

58 France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Australia Submarine Deal

. . . and their ambassador to Australia.
Posted by: m


Does recall mean to bring back?
Or was it a "Mon Dieu! I forgot that we have ambassadors in those two countries!"
Posted by: Bruce

It means to remember....."I remember that Fockaire !"

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 05:44 AM (arJlL)

59 Seems no priority or 1st class mail from US to Australia is happening.
Covid quarantine?
Posted by: Skip

Maybe each piece of mail has to be tested and quarantined.

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:45 AM (vd8XM)

60 I haven't had this much fun since I closed the dryer door on my crank.

Posted by: krakatoa

At least you washed it first .

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 05:45 AM (arJlL)

61 >>> France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Australia Submarine Deal

Now go away, or I shall taunt you again!

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2021 05:46 AM (UnQlg)

62 56
Yes, in this case it means being back. I once heard a preacher say that the Rapture of believers is similar to a nation recalling its ambassador. It can be the last act before war is declared between nations. That analogy has always stuck with me.

Posted by: Jmel at September 18, 2021 05:46 AM (bVhJi)

63 Good morning and another Minaj-a-post...

Write-up: Starting the morning after shot when I got up at 4.00am I was having reactions to the shot. Hot, Cold, Headache , muscle pain, tired, nausea, loss of appetite like a bad case of flu. also which has been the biggest most unexpected side effect is that my left testicle was swollen and painful. All my flu like systems continued as well thru Wednesday 03/10/2021. started feeling some better except for being tired and the swelling and pain in testicle. Thursday morning went to Urgent Care, did examination with urinalysis and thought possible infection. Recommended ultrasound and prescribed Doxycycline HYC 100MG, also Ibuprofen 800mg.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 05:47 AM (HvW4E)

64 It can be the last act before war is declared between nations.

If France is going to attack us, I guess nows the time

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:47 AM (vd8XM)

65 Don Surber puts these submarines on the 2040 order, not happening for decades

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 05:48 AM (2JoB8)

66
Well, which do you think are better, subs built by the US or subs built by France? We've been doing it for a while now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 05:49 AM (/U27+)

67 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 18, 2021 05:50 AM (cknjq)

68 Posted a few times, but no idea what it means.
Seems no priority or 1st class mail from US to Australia is happening.
Covid quarantine?
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021


***
I guess this means I won't be ordering any Akubra hats from AU. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 05:51 AM (c6xtn)

69 I wonder if we're charging extra for the rainbow color scheme on each new sub?

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 18, 2021 05:51 AM (cknjq)

70 Well, which do you think are better, subs built by the US or subs built by France? We've been doing it for a while now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The French subs usually have cornichons and foie gras in them. Tasty but more expensive than the USA baloney, salami and American cheese

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:51 AM (vd8XM)

71 Good morning Horde. I'm really digging these cooler temps in the morning. It makes Houston somewhat more tolerable.

Posted by: 144 at September 18, 2021 05:52 AM (21dSF)

72 Don Surber puts these submarines on the 2040 order, not happening for decades
Posted by: Skip

Good thing it wasn't Don Corleone....

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 05:52 AM (arJlL)

73 If France is going to attack us, I guess nows the time
Posted by: Bruce

We'd better put on our steel - toed boots; to protect agin dropped rifles.

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 05:54 AM (arJlL)

74 Mornin', all,

Coffee, a little toast, and a pipe before I shave, shower, and run out to wash the car. How's everybody?

My older cat, Chekov, is still ailing. He's moving around and eating, drinking and using the box. But he still seems listless and withdrawn. I haven't heard from the vet about the last test; I'll call them today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 05:54 AM (c6xtn)

75 >>> If France is going to attack us, I guess nows the time

Joey Choo-Choo is just the guy who would surrender to France.

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2021 05:56 AM (UnQlg)

76 Wolfus thought a few days of calm would have been the cure

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 05:57 AM (2JoB8)

77 Morning all

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2021 05:57 AM (SDBKO)

78 Joey Choo-Choo is just the guy who would surrender to France.
Posted by: fluffy

He would first drone strike the Frenchs Mustard factory.

Then surrender

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

79 Good morning Horde. I'm really digging these cooler temps in the morning. It makes Houston somewhat more tolerable.
Posted by: 144 at September 18, 2021


***
Cooler temps? What, 80 instead of 82? That's about what I have in Da Swamp.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 05:58 AM (c6xtn)

80 I am confused. Is France pissed that they didn't get in to the deal? Or are they pissed that Australia will get fast attack subs?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 18, 2021 05:58 AM (xopIz)

81 And good morning.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 18, 2021 05:58 AM (xopIz)

82
Good morning Horde. I'm really digging these cooler temps in the morning. It makes Houston somewhat more tolerable.
Posted by: 144 at September 18, 2021 05:52 AM (21dSF)

____________

Front passing through next week. High of about 80 on Thursday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 05:59 AM (/U27+)

83
I am confused. Is France pissed that they didn't get in to the deal? Or are they pissed that Australia will get fast attack subs?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 18, 2021 05:58 AM (xopIz)

_________

Probably pissed that their bribes went for nought. The Aussies didn't stay bought.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 06:01 AM (/U27+)

84 More fall like weather here in No Ill starting this week.

And maybe, maybe a slight chance, more or less, of some much needed rain.

I am not going to hold my breath on the rain though

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

85 56 France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Australia Submarine Deal

. . . and their ambassador to Australia.
Posted by: m

Does recall mean to bring back?
Or was it a "Mon Dieu! I forgot that we have ambassadors in those two countries!"
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:41 AM (vd8XM)

I laughed.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:02 AM (cME97)

86 Hiya Ben Had !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 06:02 AM (arJlL)

87 42 Good morning all!!
Son has his first ballgame at 9 this morning. Hopefully all of the boys will be wide awake at game time
Posted by: Jmel at September 18, 2021 05:31 AM (b

Dude Jr the 2nd has first soccer game at 8:10

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2021 06:02 AM (/6GbT)

88 Wolfus thought a few days of calm would have been the cure
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021


***
So I hoped. But apparently not. Cats be weird. If he has to go back into the shop next week, I'll have to arrange for some time off from work.

In other news, the disaster food stamps for Ida have been approved by the Feds. I have to call into the state office during my designated day and complete my application. When I tell them how much money I make and how much I have in the bank, they'll probably laugh and turn me down. But I'm gonna try.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 06:02 AM (c6xtn)

89 Breakfast time!
Maybe do some chores around here.

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

90 In fairness, they Maytag repairman appreciated your sex act.

//Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 06:04 AM (Lzpvj)

91 Powerline funnies, if it hasn't been posted already.

https://tinyurl.com/djdyp7a

Posted by: Blutarski at September 18, 2021 06:04 AM (pRNCF)

92
Front passing through next week. High of about 80 on Thursday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021


***
So I hear. In true Lousy-ana cynic fashion, though, I say, "I'll believe it when I feel it."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 06:04 AM (c6xtn)

93 Well folks its about time for my weekly call from brother so I will be bowing out.

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2021 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

94
and just like that, the whole day-plan has changed

cleaned up a few dishes, stepped back from the sink and thought "Hey! Why is there water all over the floor?"

so, my plan for the day has to be scrapped in favor of playing plumber for doG knows how long

FML

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 06:04 AM (DUIap)

95 I think The Junta is going to have to do something soon, we are fast approaching half of all COVID "deaths" as occurring under his watch.

So either they are going to go full fascist or go COVID? What's COVID?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 06:05 AM (HvW4E)

96 Remember, EUtopia and the EUnuchs preferred having Donkey Party in power.

Sometimes you get groped and other times you get burro'd.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 06:05 AM (Lzpvj)

97 64 It can be the last act before war is declared between nations.

If France is going to attack us, I guess nows the time
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2021 05:47 AM (vd8XM)

Vive la France! Vive la liberté!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:06 AM (cME97)

98 The maintenance people at my complex actually showed up as a result of my sending pictures of the peeling ceiling. They are supposed to come repair stuff next week. Today though, the water will be off most of the day while the city repairs an enormous lake that has been standing in the main street for months. I'll have to make sure I have lots of water in pots and bottles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 06:08 AM (c6xtn)

99 liberté

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:09 AM (cME97)

100 And I love that a number of the major sites that were doing extensive collection, tracking and analysis of COVID "data" just all stopped as if collecting "data" is now becoming problematic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 06:09 AM (HvW4E)

101 libertay

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:10 AM (cME97)

102 So Vic has a cat-house and krak is d!icking the dryer.

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2021 06:10 AM (CcOog)

103 100 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 06:09 AM (HvW4E)

In the "statisticians'" defense counting is hard when you are in estrus for the party in power.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 06:10 AM (Lzpvj)

104 Where's Gabby!
Norm had a joke about this but her name was Janice.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 18, 2021 06:10 AM (buTO7)

105
Today though, the water will be off most of the day while the city repairs an enormous lake that has been standing in the main street for months. I'll have to make sure I have lots of water in pots and bottles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 06:08 AM (c6xtn)

____________

Her Majesty says that her beef with Louisiana is that it's always wet. Like, everywhere, all the time. Maybe starting to dry out around Shreveport.

The Horde is all pulling for Chekov, Wolfus.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 06:12 AM (/U27+)

106 105 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 06:12 AM (/U27+)

It was raining here in Vernon Parish....

which is "almost dry" by local standards.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 06:13 AM (Lzpvj)

107 BBC on the French ambassadors:

https://tinyurl.com/c9pxb6hv

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:14 AM (cME97)

108 104 Where's Gabby!
Norm had a joke about this but her name was Janice.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 18, 2021 06:10 AM (buTO7)

?

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:15 AM (cME97)

109 Her Majesty says that her beef with Louisiana is that it's always wet. Like, everywhere, all the time. Maybe starting to dry out around Shreveport.

The Horde is all pulling for Chekov, Wolfus.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021


***
Mine too. I'm sick of having my hands feel like glue as I walk from my apt. to my car.

Thanks for the kind words about Chekov. I'm tempting him with Friskies beef-in-gravy mixed w/ his Rx food, and he's eating. And purring -- though cats will purr when they're sick too. I have to remind myself that he is 14, which in human terms is about 70-72.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2021 06:15 AM (c6xtn)

110 I saw the French Ambassadors open for the American Troubadour at TCCC in 1978.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:16 AM (yrol0)

111 This is........

VNN

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 18, 2021 06:18 AM (WFMLs)

112 Pfizer Myocarditis

1 in 1000 Ages 18 to 65 both sexes
1 in 317 Ages 16 to 18 men

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:20 AM (yrol0)

113 Well, which do you think are better, subs built by the US or subs built by France? We've been doing it for a while now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 05:49 AM (/U27+)

Plus, we're selling them nuke boats instead of diesels. It will probably take a while to build the infrastructure to support the nuke boats and train up their crews so the 20 year lag doesn't surprise me much. I wonder, will they be getting newly built subs or retired US subs?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2021 06:20 AM (CcOog)

114 >>>Man this year is brutal, eh?

A little dash of Canuck, there.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:20 AM (cME97)

115 >>>The move angered France as it scuppered a multibillion-dollar deal it had signed with Australia.

A deal. Signed.

https://tinyurl.com/c9pxb6hv

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:22 AM (cME97)

116 Good morning, my pretty Hordelings. It's a lovely cool autumn morning here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 18, 2021 06:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

117 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 06:25 AM (arJlL)

118 >>>Girls excluded as Afghan secondary schools reopen

"Everything looks very dark," a schoolgirl tells the BBC as schools reopen for boys but not girls.

https://tinyurl.com/53t8nyn2

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:26 AM (cME97)

119 I wonder, will they be getting newly built subs or retired US subs?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 18, 2021 06:20 AM (CcOog)

Joes New and Used Sub Emporium

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:27 AM (yrol0)

120
Hail, Eris

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 06:28 AM (DUIap)

121 I have always thought that we should offer a totally free trade deal to any country that has English as their main or official language. Same with totally open borders for citizenship on a 1 to 1 basis.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:30 AM (yrol0)

122 Question is subs built by the Separate States of Amerika or Caliphate department of Franceistan in 20 years?

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 06:30 AM (2JoB8)

123 Old Sec of State:
We stand with the people of Hong Kong & continue to support their human rights & fundamental freedoms.

New:
Decreasing representation goes against the spirit of Hong Kongs Basic Law.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:32 AM (yrol0)

124 After the EU started swaggering, there was a huge push to link Canada, the US, and Australia in a free trade group. AMCAN plus some more letters, maybe.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:32 AM (cME97)

125 Any of the horde participating in the DC festivities today?

Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 06:33 AM (Tnijr)

126 Good morning Horde, what freedoms are we giving up today?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2021 06:34 AM (a4EWo)

127 "Franceistan"
snort

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:34 AM (cME97)

128 "Any of the horde participating in the DC festivities today?"


Do tell fellow rightwing Christians.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at September 18, 2021 06:35 AM (4thlk)

129 Fauci: Vaccine passports for domestic US travel

seriously being considered

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:35 AM (yrol0)

130 It's a shame I'm not closer and parking isn't better, well sure a trip to the Gulag is coming sooner or later, so first in might get better prison jobs.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 06:35 AM (2JoB8)

131 Dang that JFK bust in the Oval Office is ugly.

Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 06:35 AM (Tnijr)

132 JT, good morning to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2021 06:35 AM (SDBKO)

133 I miss phones that sit on a table that only let you talk to other people. This POS is driving me nuts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2021 06:36 AM (C1Lsn)

134 Hiya Debs !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 06:36 AM (arJlL)

135 Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
18h
A vaccine passport is not proof of being covid-free
It is proof of submission

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:36 AM (cME97)

136 Good morning hordelings. Can't hang around too awfully long this morning. Five (5) baseball games today. Ow my butt.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2021 06:36 AM (45fpk)

137 "Five (5) baseball games today. Ow my butt"

Try not sliding into home plate every time.

Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 06:37 AM (Tnijr)

138 131 Dang that JFK bust in the Oval Office is ugly.
Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 06:35 AM (Tnijr)

And it insists on itself too much.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 06:37 AM (cME97)

139 JT, good morning to you.
Posted by: Ben Had

Hoping your weekend is STUPENDOUS !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 06:37 AM (arJlL)

140 apitalism is our system, it is our economic system, but it has not served our economy as well as it should. And so what we want to do is not depart from that, but to improve it," Pelosi said while speaking at the Chatham House in London.

Miss 2 each $17k freezers and 25 buck pints of ice cream.

FUCK YOU CVNT

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:37 AM (yrol0)

141 When there ( in Gulag) remember no one is your friend, anyone can be a informant, the Screws will try and turn you into a informant.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 06:38 AM (2JoB8)

142 Three Afghan babies born at Ft. McCoy so far.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2021 06:38 AM (45fpk)

143 Try not sliding into home plate every time.

Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 06:37 AM (Tnijr)


Now wouldn't that be a sight.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2021 06:39 AM (45fpk)

144 Three Afghan babies born at Ft. McCoy so far.
Posted by: grammie winger

Moe, Larry and Shempeen ?

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 06:39 AM (arJlL)

145 Clive Sinclair has died. I had one of those doorstops.

Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 06:40 AM (Tnijr)

146 'Mornin JT

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2021 06:40 AM (a4EWo)

147 JT, same to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2021 06:40 AM (SDBKO)

148
Clive Sinclair has died. I had one of those doorstops.

Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 06:40 AM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 06:42 AM (DUIap)

149 DDS!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2021 06:42 AM (SDBKO)

150 Debby! You're up early...or late?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 18, 2021 06:42 AM (Z/jzm)

151 Instant citizens, just like that.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2021 06:42 AM (45fpk)

152 136 Good morning hordelings. Can't hang around too awfully long this morning. Five (5) baseball games today. Ow my butt.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2021 06:36 AM (45fpk)

I rounded first never though of the worst
as I studied the shortstops position
crack went my legs like the shell of an egg
someone call a decent physician

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:43 AM (yrol0)

153 142 Three Afghan babies born at Ft. McCoy so far.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2021 06:38 AM (45fpk)

Mohammed Mohomed Mohamed

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:44 AM (yrol0)

154 Malignancy Pelosi's call to "improve" capitalism means she still gets to keep her own $100s of millions, correct?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2021 06:44 AM (O+I8R)

155 can't have true communism without a nomenklatura ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 18, 2021 06:47 AM (jDHSU)

156 I imagine the flouncing is off-the-charts when Fwance recalls its ambassador.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 06:47 AM (EZebt)

157 Three new Democrat voters, and lives on the welfare line

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 06:48 AM (2JoB8)

158 Jared Polis becomes first governor in same-sex marriage as he ties knot with partner in small Jewish ceremony in Colorado

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:49 AM (yrol0)

159 Hiya boys!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 18, 2021 06:50 AM (Dc2NZ)

160 157 Three new Democrat voters, and lives on the welfare line
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 06:48 AM (2JoB

I the UE the lifetime cost of a middle eastern import is about 600k Euros. I bet it is higher here.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:51 AM (yrol0)

161
Jared Polis becomes first governor in same-sex marriage as he ties knot with partner in small Jewish ceremony in Colorado

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:49 AM


Something doesn't seem kosher about that.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 06:51 AM (dQvv7)

162 The Dutch are still the world's tallest people with the average man hitting 6ft and woman at 5ft 7in

but they are getting smaller due to poor diet and immigration, study finds

But mostly immigration

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:51 AM (yrol0)

163 Something doesn't seem kosher about that.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 06:51 AM (dQvv7)

*types deletes*

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:52 AM (yrol0)

164 https://tinyurl.com/4jx2rnyh
Powerline week in pictures

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 06:52 AM (2JoB8)

165
Jared Polis becomes first governor in same-sex marriage as he ties knot with partner in small Jewish ceremony in Colorado

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:49 AM

__________

The shower must have been something. Where were they registered?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 06:53 AM (/U27+)

166 Kevin McCarthy is anxiously awaiting Frank Luntz's polling. That's what passes for leadership in Washington.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2021 06:55 AM (JqJk3)

167 Off to enjoy the day. See you cool cats 'n' kittens later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTVHOarV338

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 18, 2021 06:56 AM (Dc2NZ)

168 That ain't kosher.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 18, 2021 06:56 AM (xopIz)

169 Good Saturday morning! I finally had a good nights sleep last night.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 06:56 AM (nxdel)

170 Small Jewish ceremony in Colorado? Missed that part of the Old Testament in Sunday School.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 18, 2021 06:56 AM (oWBc3)

171 I love the "Trump Won!" meme on AOC's ass. It's a picture at Powerline.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2021 06:57 AM (JqJk3)

172 170 Small Jewish ceremony in Colorado? Missed that part of the Old Testament in Sunday School.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 18, 2021 06:56 AM (oWBc3)

Its in Palms!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:57 AM (yrol0)

173 Jewells, Good Morning, Darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2021 06:57 AM (SDBKO)

174
Kevin McCarthy is anxiously awaiting Frank Luntz's polling.

___________

"There go the people. I must follow them, for I am their leader." - Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2021 06:58 AM (/U27+)

175
How do you close a dryer door on your crank?
Posted by: Vic


He was distracted as he was resetting it to "Fluff" at the same time he was closing the door.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2021 07:02 AM (+2sc/)

176 I used to read Frank Luntz' column in the college newspaper and I liked it even though I thought he was a fascist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:02 AM (EZebt)

177 Its in Palms!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 06:57 AM


You mean Psalms?

Here's my current favorite from Psalms 109.8
''Let his days be few; and let another take his office''

That needs to be a bumper sticker that the left would
never figure out.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 07:02 AM (dQvv7)

178 Good Morning, Happy Saturday all.

Lovely sunrise this AM, and a comfortable 68 degrees.

I'll take it!

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 18, 2021 07:03 AM (tzZq2)

179 >>> 100 And I love that a number of the major sites that were doing extensive collection, tracking and analysis of COVID "data" just all stopped as if collecting "data" is now becoming problematic.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 06:09 AM (HvW4E)

Hmm, are they going to start brining in suitcases of new "improved" data, and deleting VAERS reports?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2021 07:03 AM (ACi07)

180 He was distracted as he was resetting it to "Fluff" at the same time he was closing the door.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2021 07:02 AM (+2sc/)

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:04 AM (yrol0)

181 start ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 18, 2021 07:04 AM (jDHSU)

182 Good morning all. I'm heading over to Mud Duck Land to help set up for a housewarming party. Gorgeous day today, perfect for an outside event.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 18, 2021 07:05 AM (RrtlF)

183 You mean Psalms?

Here's my current favorite from Psalms 109.8
''Let his days be few; and let another take his office''

That needs to be a bumper sticker that the left would
never figure out.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 07:02 AM (dQvv7)

I was quoting Uncle Joe

https://tinyurl.com/26my9hyw

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:06 AM (yrol0)

184
The Weather Channel used to have a daily link to covid cases in my county. When things started getting worse then same time last year it went *poof* and disappeared.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 07:07 AM (dQvv7)

185 Morning peeps. Looks like some rain is heading into the Bluegrass this morning. Glad I spent yesterday mowing the grass for 4 hours.

BTW... the Powerline in Pics shot of Sandy Cortez is spot on. That writing is a match for the original. And she's got a fat ass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2021 07:07 AM (BFigT)

186 For the chess thread... "Georgian chess icon Nona Gaprindashvili sues Netflix for Queen's Gambit portrayal."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 18, 2021 07:07 AM (UHVv4)

187
Will #pluckjoebiden highlights be part of college football highlight reels for today?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2021 07:09 AM (+2sc/)

188
I was quoting Uncle Joe

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:06 AM


Oh, geez, I never saw that. 'Devout' Catholic my @ss.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 07:11 AM (dQvv7)

189 188
I was quoting Uncle Joe

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:06 AM

Oh, geez, I never saw that. 'Devout' Catholic my @ss.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 07:11 AM (dQvv7)

The Palmist sounds like either a porn worker or a slight of hand magician.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:13 AM (yrol0)

190 91 Powerline funnies, if it hasn't been posted already.

https://tinyurl.com/djdyp7a
Posted by: Blutarski at September 18, 2021 06:04 AM (pRNCF)

LOL the Jeopardy joke.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 07:13 AM (cME97)

191 Kevin McCarthy is anxiously awaiting Frank Luntz's polling.


don't think he has the balls

Posted by: RDACTED at September 18, 2021 07:14 AM (uCLWI)

192 Perversely, google/twitter/facebook censors are helping us separate fact from fiction. Since everything they cancel turns out to be true, its getting easier to know what to believe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2021 07:14 AM (6gE4N)

193
Oh, Slow Joe knows by heart sayings from the Book of Palms

And the LORD said, "Yea, here is my palm, yet I sense that it is empty. Thou hadst better grease it, and soon."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2021 07:14 AM (+2sc/)

194 Here's another dog that isn't barking...(too bad we don't have investigative journalism anymore)

Does anyone think that the IC or Vanilli Milley's crew are looking for the people they thought and reported that they droned in that car?

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 18, 2021 07:16 AM (rVUzt)

195 Oh, Slow Joe knows by heart sayings from the Book of Palms

So, you're saying when Joe demanded 10% for the Big Guy, he was tithing?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2021 07:17 AM (6gE4N)

196 Good morning Ben Had.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 07:17 AM (nxdel)

197 179 >>> 100 And I love that a number of the major sites that were doing extensive collection, tracking and analysis of COVID "data" just all stopped as if collecting "data" is now becoming problematic.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 06:09 AM (HvW4E)

yeah, my local paper, which has a paywall, had a covid banner at the top of their homepage during Trump's term

dropped it after a few months of Joe's

Posted by: RDACTED at September 18, 2021 07:19 AM (uCLWI)

198 Just in case you ever find yourself in downtown Thomasville Ga you must go in the leather store!

Hand made leather bags etc.

They usually have the front door open (on purpose) and the smell of the place is like a magnet.

Taking weirdwife to pick her own birfday present today.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 18, 2021 07:19 AM (cknjq)

199
So, you're saying when Joe demanded 10% for the Big Guy, he was tithing?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Reverse tithing, not unlike reverse mortgages.

Surely you've seen the ads for reverse tithing on late night television and in sketchier parts of the interwebs?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2021 07:20 AM (+2sc/)

200 Sundowner also knows well the Book of Marx and recites passages often.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 07:21 AM (2JoB8)

201 The story posted last night (Friday news dump!) is that the FDA panel voted 13 to 2 *against* allowing the booster shot for people under 65.

Can't find that story anywhere today, and it was above the fold at DM last night.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 18, 2021 07:22 AM (rVUzt)

202 Everyone else at the laundromat had already left by that point...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2021 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

203 "Does anyone think that the IC or Vanilli Milley's crew are looking for the people they thought and reported that they droned in that car?"


I'm sure that played into their decision, they knew they were never going to track down the actual bombers so let's get that problem off the table. Sorry aid worker, you're more useful dead then alive.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2021 07:22 AM (4thlk)

204 Don Surber puts these submarines on the 2040 order, not happening for decades
Posted by: Skip


After Surber used 9/11 as a GWB fellatio fest, another site was unbookmarked.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 18, 2021 07:23 AM (y7DUB)

205 https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/09/
haitians-back-to-haiti.php

I had no idea Haiti was a Republican stronghold

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 07:23 AM (2JoB8)

206 @194

Now way, they're rutheless operators, all they needed was a couple of deaths and a squirrel so the media can help them turn the page on the disaster that is Afghanistan.

The Afghanistan catastrophe is no longer a thing, they've merrily moved along and with the nutless GOP as opposition, they're running circles around them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 07:23 AM (HvW4E)

207 Perversely, google/twitter/facebook censors are helping us separate fact from fiction. Since everything they cancel turns out to be true, its getting easier to know what to believe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2021 07:14 AM (6gE4N)

G/T/F: "your mother is a saint. "

Me: "you take that back, you pus-livered mountebanks!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2021 07:25 AM (6FeV1)

208 I see the FDA has rejected the covid booster shots for anyone age 16-65 because of heart inflammation issues.


I wonder what else they are not telling us.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 18, 2021 07:26 AM (JUOKG)

209 I had no idea Haiti was a Republican stronghold
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 07:23 AM (2JoB

All the Haitians i know would be politically right at home here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2021 07:26 AM (6FeV1)

210 201 The story posted last night (Friday news dump!) is that the FDA panel voted 13 to 2 *against* allowing the booster shot for people under 65.

Can't find that story anywhere today, and it was above the fold at DM last night.
Posted by: squeakywheel at September 18, 2021 07:22 AM (rVUzt)

Type booster fda in your search engine.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 07:26 AM (cME97)

211 Given what we know now about the military leadership I'm somewhat surprised they didn't lead Trump into a major trap by telling him one thing, doing another and then throwing him under the bus. The "accidental" drone strike on civilians is an example of what I'm suggesting they could have done.

Part of the issue here is that nobody in the chain of command believes rezident retard is running the show. He may or may not be in the loop. Even if he was it's doubtful he's aware of the gravity of the situation or what exactly is going on.

Thus, you have orders that appear to be from the command authority but might just be some numbnut in a bunker looking at an IR shot of a vehicle and suggests a Hellfire missile is in order.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2021 07:26 AM (BFigT)

212 Weather in Omaha is in yoyo pattern: 90 tomorrow, 75 Monday, and maybe some actual rain.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at September 18, 2021 07:27 AM (BvRyV)

213 "Therefore if you have any encouragement from being united with Christ, if any comfort from his love, if any common sharing in the Spirit, if any tenderness and compassion, then make my joy complete by being like-minded, having the same love, being one in spirit and of one mind. Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather in humility value others above yourselves, not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of others. "

Philippians 2:2-3

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2021 07:29 AM (J6dnG)

214 Taking weirdwife to pick her own birfday present today.
Posted by: weirdflunky

Happy Birthday weirdwife !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 07:30 AM (arJlL)

215 Reverse tithing, not unlike reverse mortgages.
Surely you've seen the ads for reverse tithing on late night television and in sketchier parts of the interwebs?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2021 07:20 AM (+2sc/)


Tithing is a "voluntary" gift intended to fund good things.

Reverse tithing is a "mandated" "persondated government extortion intended to line the pockets of the corrupt elite.

By today's dictionaries, only the second definition is a righteous act!

Chores await!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 07:30 AM (hOUT3)

216 Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 07:30 AM (arJlL)

Thanks. I'd pass the message to her but she doesn't know the agenda today.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 18, 2021 07:31 AM (cknjq)

217 What up, homies?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, FJB at September 18, 2021 07:31 AM (PiwSw)

218 Nekked laundry day, eh?

Posted by: farmgirl at September 18, 2021 07:32 AM (T3yK+)

219 Milley:

2020 Summer of Hate:
Were a country of 330 million people. Youve got these penny packet protests
Jan 6
was indeed a coup attempt and nothing less than treason

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:33 AM (yrol0)

220 If you were looking for booster-ban links to send to friends, there's a twatter thread with info and links here:

BREAKING: FDA panel votes against approving a Pfizer booster dose for COVID-19, weeks after President Joe Biden promised all Americans would be able to get boosters beginning in late September.

https://twitter.com/Dylan_Housman/status/
1438949136460619789

It includes this report on the vote: "16-2 after it was determined one vote was made in error. An 8-1 ratio sends Pfizer's pitch down in flames."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 18, 2021 07:33 AM (UHVv4)

221 Good morning Ben Had.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 07:17 AM (nxdel)



{{{Jewells}}} I have it on good authority that
{{{Ben Had}}} is practicing extended early and late hours in preparation for the MoMe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 07:34 AM (hOUT3)

222 >>> 202 Everyone else at the laundromat had already left by that point...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2021 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

Everyone in the laundromat is equal!!

Posted by: The Roches at September 18, 2021 07:34 AM (ACi07)

223 Guess when the last clothes are dirty it's all you have left

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 07:34 AM (2JoB8)

224 Can't find that story anywhere today, and it was above the fold at DM last night.
Posted by: squeakywheel at September 18, 2021 07:22 AM (rVUzt)

Type booster fda in your search engine.
Posted by: m a

I know, m, thank you, but my point was that if I hadn't seen it yesterday, I wouldn't know about it today. It is a big story which undercuts all of the meat puppet's recent push for boosters.

Most people wouldn't have seen the story at all, hence the purpose of the friday news dump.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 18, 2021 07:35 AM (rVUzt)

225 Hi, Horde!

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at September 18, 2021 07:36 AM (8C5g4)

226 So, no booster and the first shots wear off leaving you more vulnerable than before. Science in action.

Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

227 So, no booster and the first shots wear off leaving you more vulnerable than before. Science in action.
Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

"Dr. Fauci, I can't tell, are we still boned?"

"Yep. We're boned."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2021 07:38 AM (6FeV1)

228 It includes this report on the vote: "16-2 after it was determined one vote was made in error. An 8-1 ratio sends Pfizer's pitch down in flames."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 18, 2021 07:33 AM (UHVv4)

The myocarditis stats are real bad:
1 in 1000 for Age 18 to 65
1 in 317 for Men 16 to 18

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:39 AM (yrol0)

229 The myocarditis stats are real bad:
1 in 1000 for Age 18 to 65
1 in 317 for Men 16 to 18
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:39 AM (yrol0)

It doesn't matter how many die if it saves just one life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2021 07:40 AM (6FeV1)

230
crisis resolved, now I can put away my plumber hat

drain side of the kitchen sink simply pulled apart...easy peasy fix; I did discover that all the connections on the drain side were barely finger tight, so fixed that

now the clean-up begins

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (DUIap)

231 Some of these videos on vaccine stuff just lurch right in and show needles going into arms and yikes I hate that.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (cME97)

232 Holy crap! Things getting frisky in Victoria, Australia over Lockdown Nazism. A ton of videos here at Ezra Levant's twatter acct. still at the top.
https://twitter.com/ezralevant

Sample here:
https://twitter.com/davidestcourt/status/
1439069108729901061

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (UHVv4)

233 Probably should have left the cayenne out of this batch.

Posted by: Pfizzer at September 18, 2021 07:42 AM (Tnijr)

234 Type booster fda in your search engine.

Gateway Pundit has the story.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 07:42 AM (nxdel)

235 230
crisis resolved, now I can put away my plumber hat

drain side of the kitchen sink simply pulled apart...easy peasy fix; I did discover that all the connections on the drain side were barely finger tight, so fixed that

now the clean-up begins
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (DUIap)

Glad this happened when you were there instead of not there.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 07:42 AM (cME97)

236 Do I have to talk dirty to you? Come on! Open up for daddy! I'm gonna shove a load into you! Here we go! Come on, it's nice and easy. Aaah! Come on, here we go! Ah! Take that! Take that! Come on! You don't want the crowbar, do you? Come on! Open up! Ugh! I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not!

Posted by: Uncle Buck, Trying to open the washing machine at September 18, 2021 07:42 AM (R/m4+)

237 @228

>> The myocarditis stats are real bad.

So either your testicles will explode or your heart will from the Vaccines That Work.


Wonderful.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 07:43 AM (HvW4E)

238 Sample here:
https://twitter.com/davidestcourt/status/
1439069108729901061
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (UHVv4)


The tactical umbrella is a nice touch.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, FJB at September 18, 2021 07:43 AM (PiwSw)

239
Glad this happened when you were there instead of not there.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 07:42 AM


no kidding

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 07:44 AM (DUIap)

240 Conclusions:
This study demonstrated that natural immunity confers longer lasting and stronger protection against infection, symptomatic disease and hospitalization caused by the Delta variant of SARS-CoV-2, compared to the BNT162b2 two-dose vaccine-induced immunity. Individuals who were both previously infected with SARS-CoV-2 and given a single dose of the vaccine gained additional protection against the Delta variant.

https://tinyurl.com/huwbtbay

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 18, 2021 07:44 AM (dQvv7)

241 Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (DUIap)
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You could have made $350 to do that around here

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:46 AM (EZebt)

242 Morning all...

Things are getting sporty in Australia...

@NewGranada1979 1m

REPORT: Rage Against Tyranny - Government Mask Enforcers completely overrun. - Cops unable to stop angry citizens from defying lockdown orders and protest restrictions. Australia.

https://tinyurl.com/yj6aga5g

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2021 07:46 AM (cF8AT)

243 Happy birthday Rev. Sun Myung Moon!

/s

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:47 AM (EZebt)

244 Holy crap! Things getting frisky in Victoria, Australia over Lockdown Nazism. A ton of videos here at Ezra Levant's twatter acct. still at the top.
https://twitter.com/ezralevant

Sample here:
https://twitter.com/davidestcourt/status/
1439069108729901061
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (UHVv4)

Pixy said something about friskiness in Melbourne. I don't wish for violence, but it has been quite heartening to see the vaccine passport and lockdown protests. It gives me hope that this won't work forever.

Happy Saturday, Horde! Homecoming dress shopping for the minime today. I hate shopping.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 18, 2021 07:48 AM (c8cE2)

245 241 Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (DUIap)
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You could have made $350 to do that around here
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:46 AM (EZebt)
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Would that include a visible butt crack?

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2021 07:49 AM (R6I88)

246 18 Contemplates angle of the dangle and dryer door design. ... {math }

Congratulations on an excellent humble brag, krakatoa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 18, 2021 05:11 AM (u82oZ)

I have a front loading dryer, so easy to do if I were so unclothed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2021 07:49 AM (cXME7)

247 {{Hrothgar}} sounds good! I hope I can keep up!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 07:49 AM (nxdel)

248
You could have made $350 to do that around here

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:46 AM


I know, right?

think I should tell my landlord that I'm deducting $350 from the rent for services rendered?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 07:50 AM (DUIap)

249 The tactical umbrella is a nice touch.
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I'm going to have to remember that one myself.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 18, 2021 07:50 AM (UHVv4)

250 231 Some of these videos on vaccine stuff just lurch right in and show needles going into arms and yikes I hate that.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (cME97)

Eh, I watch when the phlebotomist is at work. I had one gal tell me to look away as that bothered her. As you can guess, I've had to do lots of blood draws.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2021 07:53 AM (fnymy)

251 226 So, no booster and the first shots wear off leaving you more vulnerable than before. Science in action.
Posted by: f'd at September 18, 2021 07:36 AM (Tnijr)


POLITICAL Science In Action, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 07:53 AM (hOUT3)

252 Weve set a goal that by 2025 our power sector will be free of carbon.

40% of Electricity is Natural Gas
20% of Electricity is Coal

We need about 4,009 billion kilowatthours for normal US operations.

IMPOSSIBLE

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:54 AM (yrol0)

253 247 {{Hrothgar}} sounds good! I hope I can keep up!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 07:49 AM (nxdel)


As you know, the competition will be fierce!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 07:55 AM (hOUT3)

254 >>> 252 Weve set a goal that by 2025 our power sector will be free of carbon.

40% of Electricity is Natural Gas
20% of Electricity is Coal

We need about 4,009 billion kilowatthours for normal US operations.

IMPOSSIBLE

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:54 AM (yrol0)

Electricity will be reserved for the sophisticated people.

Posted by: W. Gates at September 18, 2021 07:56 AM (ACi07)

255 We've always been at war with France.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 18, 2021 07:56 AM (xopIz)

256 241 Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2021 07:41 AM (DUIap)
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You could have made $350 to do that around here
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:46 AM (EZebt)


Same as in town?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 07:56 AM (hOUT3)

257 Hey... anyone running down to the insurrection today? We'll be running a lemonaid stand

Posted by: fbi at September 18, 2021 07:56 AM (flINI)

258 Wonder what percentage is 1/2 Vaxed but past that 2nd shot of those that have 2 doses?
The reference Sundowner often says makes me think it's quite high.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 07:57 AM (2JoB8)

259 Within months of taking power the Nazis dismissed or retired unvaccinated civil servants including judges, attorneys, college professors, teachers, and doctors were excluded from the national health insurance program. Of course most private employers chose to follow suit.

Sorry I meant Jews.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:57 AM (EZebt)

260 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 18, 2021 07:57 AM (flINI)

261 252 Weve set a goal that by 2025 our power sector will be free of carbon.
40% of Electricity is Natural Gas
20% of Electricity is Coal
We need about 4,009 billion kilowatthours for normal US operations.
IMPOSSIBLE

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2021 07:54 AM (yrol0

Not impossible if there is no power generation

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2021 07:58 AM (JB4xh)

262 >>> 259 Within months of taking power the Nazis dismissed or retired unvaccinated civil servants including judges, attorneys, college professors, teachers, and doctors were excluded from the national health insurance program. Of course most private employers chose to follow suit.

Sorry I meant Jews.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 07:57 AM (EZebt)

UNCLEAN!!

REEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Karen #58261042357 at September 18, 2021 07:58 AM (ACi07)

263 Fuck George Bush

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 18, 2021 07:58 AM (flINI)

264 The XO just left for the farmer's market. Think I'm going back to bed for a while. Got up wa-a-ay too early this morning.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at September 18, 2021 08:00 AM (BvRyV)

265 Whatever you all decide, I'm fine with...

Posted by: j at September 18, 2021 08:00 AM (wCcaY)

266 Same as in town?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 07:56 AM (hOUT3)
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We recently learned that our neighborhood in the 1890s was the "end of the line" and the trolley terminal was where a cluster of bars and cat houses developed as a way station before the last 3 miles to the beach.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 08:01 AM (EZebt)

267 nood coffee break

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 18, 2021 08:02 AM (xopIz)

268 257 Hey... anyone running down to the insurrection today? We'll be running a lemonaid stand

Posted by: fbi at September 18, 2021 07:56 AM (flINI)

I'm glad the FIB informants will have a place to cool their heels. I mean, instigation insurrections is hard work!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2021 08:03 AM (cyTfJ)

269 And now I'm wondering the wisdom of commenting from an airport terminal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2021 08:05 AM (cyTfJ)

270 @AP 4m

Afghanistan's new Taliban rulers set up a ministry for the "propagation of virtue and the prevention of vice" in the building that once housed the Women's Affairs Ministry. They escorted World Bank staffers out of the building as part of the forced move.

https://tinyurl.com/yj5zcfcy

Seems an appropriate building but where do the women go now for affairs!?

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2021 08:07 AM (cF8AT)

271 242 Morning all...

Things are getting sporty in Australia...

@NewGranada1979 1m

REPORT: Rage Against Tyranny - Government Mask Enforcers completely overrun. - Cops unable to stop angry citizens from defying lockdown orders and protest restrictions. Australia.

https://tinyurl.com/yj6aga5g
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2021 07:46 AM (cF8AT)

Some of those black-garbed protestors are head-butting cops.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2021 09:29 AM (Zsfob)

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