Mid-Morning Art Thread

Fragonard Letter1.jpg

The Love Letter
Jean-Honore Fragonard

Posted by: CBD at 09:38 AM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)

2 That dog has killed before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (LvTSG)

3 wipey thing

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)

4 first sponge

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 08:39 AM (FX+dV)

5 How wonderful, more flowers for my bonnet!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (w9Wax)

6 She read the content.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (VJsqe)

7 A face only a french aristocrat would love

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (mDw0A)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

9 She's tooting.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

10 The poor woman has scoliosis.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (mD/uy)

11 Quick Fifi, take this missive to Paolo....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (7bRMQ)

12 The family tree looks like a flagpole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (ADzAA)

13 Art thread... thank God...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (6Je/Q)

14 Her hairdo could be on the Gardening Thread too !

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (arJlL)

15 I told her all about my hairy back in that letter!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (MH0eD)

16 7 A face only a french aristocrat would love
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (mDw0A)

-----
She puts the 'Boo!' in boudoir.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (VJsqe)

17 France 18th century is my guess

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (sEWNI)

18 When women were ... women.

Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (S1hrL)

19 He bouquet looks surprisingly modern...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (6Je/Q)

20 Love the look on doggeh's face.

"Imma bite a bitch!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (dfRN6)

21 She's tooting.
Posted by: Sponge

You just know she is going to blame it on the dog.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (mD/uy)

22 This painting gives me give paws to the bustle of my life.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM (w9Wax)

23 Some hanky panky going on.

At least in her mind.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (mbFEM)

24 Puppy doesn't want love letters. It wants play ball time

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (sEWNI)

25 Love Fragonard. So instagrammy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (oEn12)

26 This bitch has horrific gas.

Posted by: The dog at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (ADzAA)

27 I hate scruffy ankle biters.
Would shoot, but not hang.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (o2MD2)

28 How Rococo!

I would hang but it's no "The Swing"!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (UHVv4)

29 Hi,

Do you look for lovely Asian girl for friendly and company? I myself have many many friends that will want to meet you and your boyfriend for companionship and long time relations.

Please reply to my address.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)

30 She smelt it so she dealt it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (yrol0)

31 2 That dog has killed before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

He's on the gendarmes most wanted list

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (oEn12)

32 instagrammy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (oEn12)

Just add water. Now in pirate version. Accessories sold separately.

Posted by: flounder at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (KnJdm)

33 "Do you do butt stuff? __ Yes __ No"...

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (/1l9x)

34 Oh, dear. She's going to fall for it. She's all aflutter over the knight in shining armor who is penning sweet nothings and making his move.

What she doesn't know is that he needs her. He needs her to continue his line and keep up appearances, but she'll be saddened and enraged when she learns that he's far more interested in Lancelot than he is in her...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (DCdYk)

35 It was a dark and mangy night...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (w9Wax)

36 Two dogs on an ottoman?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (mDw0A)

37 She's wide a-beam at the waterline.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (4I/2K)

38 The family tree looks like a flagpole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM (ADzAA)



Is that a family tree in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Penelope Cruz at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

39 French. Mid to late 1700's.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (OCTRt)

40 31 2 That dog has killed before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

He's on the gendarmes most wanted list
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:43 AM (oEn12)

=======

No, he's connected. He's able to kill at will, and the aristocratic authorities will cover for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)

41 I love cards with money in 'em.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (wAnMi)

42 she just boofed

Posted by: the dog at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (O/2Wz)

43 Doggeh is going to bark at Kittuh. Kittuh torments doggeh. Kittuh thinks its fun!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (QFVV9)

44 that dog does not look happy.

Posted by: Quint at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (MKu/Q)

45 That dog has killed before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

He's on the gendarmes most wanted list
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

"Does your dog bite ?"

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:45 AM (arJlL)

46 o, he's connected. He's able to kill at will, and the aristocratic authorities will cover for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)

a friend of mine or a friend of ours.

Posted by: Quint at September 21, 2021 08:45 AM (MKu/Q)

47 I heard she threw that letter away.

do do do do do do do

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)

48 This is Rococo, and Fragonard was one of its major artists. I think his work defines the most mature phase of the movement. It's frothy and bubbly. The colors are bright pinks, aquas, and pastels. The subject matter is the past-times of the bored and randy aristocracy.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (OyyDO)

49 WOOF
WOOF WOOF

Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (oEn12)

50 Almost peanut butter time!

Posted by: The dog at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (ADzAA)

51 Git me a ticket for an aeroplane...

Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (AwYPR)

52
"Does your dog bite ?"
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:45 AM (arJlL)


I tot u said yer dog did not bite?

"It is not my dog."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

53
Art question:

Who are we, the viewer? She's looking right at us, knowingly. Who do you suppose the artist intends the viewer to be?

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)

54 Still beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (o2MD2)

55 49 WOOF
WOOF WOOF
Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at September 21, 2021 08:46 AM (oEn12)

Timothée down the well

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)

56 Looks like the type of girl who does THAT thing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)

57 Gimme ticket for a carriage.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (KnSdT)

58 56 Looks like the type of girl who does THAT thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)

68?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)

59 Waiting for powdered wigs to come back in vogue for our elites... along with the clown makeup so popular in the 16 and 17 hundreds...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (6Je/Q)

60 56 Looks like the type of girl who does THAT thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)

Fart on elevators?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (6FeV1)

61 Got me a ticket on an aero plane......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Btw "the love letter" is a popular title for paintings

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (oEn12)

63 Who are we, the viewer? She's looking right at us, knowingly. Who do you suppose the artist intends the viewer to be?
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
++++
Two choices.
1. The audience. She gets a little thrill out of being caught.
2. The maid, at whom she is smirking over her good fortune.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (DCdYk)

64 Who do you suppose the artist intends the viewer to be?

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)

Someone waiting for 100 comments.

Posted by: flounder at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (KnJdm)

65 The Box Tops got nuttin'

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (KnSdT)

66 Still beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Correct but only by a small degree: That's still a lardass.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (mD/uy)

67 Dear M. Montgolfier-
I understand your balloon concept can be applied using sheep intestine to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Float me away!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:49 AM (w9Wax)

68 I bet that girl has a pet minkey, and a harlequin dressed dwarf around the house...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (6Je/Q)

69 Waiting for powdered wigs to come back in vogue for our elites... along with the clown makeup so popular in the 16 and 17 hundreds...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:48 AM (6Je/Q)

No, that will be reserved for the peasant class. Livery so anyone can tell your status and not have to suffer you breathing on them....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (7bRMQ)

70 >>> Looks like the type of girl who does THAT thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (4fvrb)


Good, because I'm not.

Posted by: Meatloaf at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (O/2Wz)

71 What was the deal with powdered wigs? Was it just a way to not have to worry about bad hair days?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)

72 Haven't we seen Fragonard before? I can't remember.

Posted by: dantesed at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (88xKn)

73
Truth to Power - a limerick

Here's a thing every child understands
You must stand against the tyrant's demands
So I'm here with you to say
They can take my lim'ricks away
When they pry them from my cold dead hands


NOTICE: this doggerel has been deemed 'official misinformation' and the associated content has been removed by the Federal Bureau. of Officially Sanctioned Truthiness. You are hereby directed to submit a disavowal of any enjoyment you may have received in the reading this content.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (Xwt96)

74 Love letters. How quaint.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (N/iqz)

75 In French Rococo, a good rule-of-thumb is to not to take the imagery seriously. This isn't a serious style (don't tell the artists that, tho). For example, although a dog is traditionally a symbol of loyalty/fidelity, the style, the culture, her body language, and the position of the dog all hint that there is little or no fidelity in this work. The letter is very likely from a secret lover. Look how she tries to hide it but looks at the viewer with a mischievous grin.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO)

76 touche flounder. ha.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (oSX/P)

77 The subjects of Fragonard's paintings are, like this one, not important but they are pleasant and playful and certainly express what the artist intended. I like the detail in this painting: the clothing, the writing desk, the velvet cushion on the chair. But it is the way the lady looks directly at the viewer, with that knowing smile that makes the image so effective. And there is a bit of humor in the way the puppy also looks at the viewer, mirroring the woman's glance.

It is a fun painting.

Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (7EjX1)

78 What was the deal with powdered wigs? Was it just a way to not have to worry about bad hair days?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)



I don't get it.....

Posted by: Albert Einstein at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

79 Just slummin' around the house, wearing hardly any makeup, and whatever clothes were just lying around. Such a domestic scene.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (6FeV1)

80 54 Still beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (o2MD2)


This is just dumb. Why poke a stick at him?

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (mbFEM)

81 78 What was the deal with powdered wigs? Was it just a way to not have to worry about bad hair days?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)

========

I've heard it was an anti-lice practice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (LvTSG)

82 What was the deal with powdered wigs? Was it just a way to not have to worry about bad hair days?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:50 AM (4fvrb)


Head lice, IIRC.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (w9Wax)

83 I have read that as a general rule, people reeked back theen, and the gentry masked the stench with copious amounts of perfume... the good old days...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (6Je/Q)

84 74 Love letters. How quaint.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (N/iqz)

Paolo's love letter is the "D".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (6FeV1)

85 Love it Kris! Fragonard is a wonderful September artist choice

very fun painting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (j9HX3)

86 ========

I've heard it was an anti-lice practice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (LvTSG)


Flied or white?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

87 Her boyfriend, the tractor salesman, sent her a John Deere letter...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (Xwt96)

88 >>> Who are we, the viewer? She's looking right at us, knowingly. Who do you suppose the artist intends the viewer to be?
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)


The webcam. She's on onlyfans.

Which at that time was just a website where you see impeccably dressed ladies displaying their ivory and silk fans imported from the orient. She's getting ready to whip it out.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (O/2Wz)

89 What was the deal with powdered wigs?
----------------------
Hair falling out from ingesting mercury as a cure for syphilis.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (UHVv4)

90 She looks familiar. I dated somebody like her, I'm sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)

91 75 In French Rococo, a good rule-of-thumb is to not to take the imagery seriously. This isn't a serious style (don't tell the artists that, tho). For example, although a dog is traditionally a symbol of loyalty/fidelity, the style, the culture, her body language, and the position of the dog all hint that there is little or no fidelity in this work. The letter is very likely from a secret lover. Look how she tries to hide it but looks at the viewer with a mischievous grin.
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO)


Didn't I say that @23?

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (mbFEM)

92 Who are we, the viewer? She's looking right at us, knowingly. Who do you suppose the artist intends the viewer to be?
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)

A lot of other paintings on the love letter theme show two women - either another young girl (presumably a friend) or an older woman (mother, chaperon, or maybe bad influence older society friend like in Dangerous Liaisons)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (oEn12)

93 Dogs make every piece of artwork better.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

94 #89 Better than a heated silver wire up the dick.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)

95 I have read that as a general rule, people reeked back theen, and the gentry masked the stench with copious amounts of perfume... the good old days...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 08:52 AM (6Je/Q)


I remind my wife any time she says 'I wish I lived in those days.'

"You'd fucking stink to high heaven."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

96 "What was the deal with powdered wigs?"


!

Posted by: Lace Wigs at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (N/iqz)

97 Puppy doesn't want love letters. It wants play ball time
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 08:42 AM (sEWNI)


So does the author of the letter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (U7wke)

98 That is one ugly picture.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (45fpk)

99 Her boyfriend, the tractor salesman, sent her a John Deere letter...
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 08:53 AM (Xwt96)

I think her lover was beating plowshares into swords after her torrid response.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (KnSdT)

100 86

I cant even right now at your insensitivity.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (4fvrb)

101 Wyminnis behavior hasn't changed much. Drinking wine, foo foo dog....

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (gmo/4)

102 She's getting ready to whip it out.
Posted by: banana Dream

Did someone say "Whip it out"?
-- Zombie Cleavon Little

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (mD/uy)

103 The French poodle could use a bath.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

104 #89 Better than a heated silver wire up the dick.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (7bRMQ)

105 Stage door Johnnies always surround me
They always hound me
With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
I'm not a rabbit
I need some rest
I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (yrol0)

106 #89 Better than a heated silver wire up the dick.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)



I'm listening.......

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 21, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

107 She looks familiar. I dated somebody like her, I'm sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

'Dated' implies a certain dignity to that relationship that I'd wager it didn't possess.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (mD/uy)

108 Need to get to work, but from previous thread

new link in my sig - excellent interview with a PA about VAERS reporting

just to change things up from the Project Veritas video from last night (which is worth watching also)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:30 AM (j9HX3)


Thank you for the link BlackOrchid if you are still here.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (2o90I)

109 Yeah true. Aside from the clothes women are still doing the same shit, drinking, posing for selfies and foo foo dogs.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (4fvrb)

110 Dave Reaboi is saying on the Twats that Angelo Codevilla died. Sad if true.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (ZGrMX)

111 Don't knock it until you've tried it!
Posted by: Shep!

I'm listening.......
Posted by: Don LeMon
-----------------
Horde Mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)

112 Take a letter, Maria. Address it to my wife ...

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (4I/2K)

113 Dating women became much easier for me when I started using C-14 radioisotopes, and stopped having to cut them in half and count the rings.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (6FeV1)

114 Hair falling out from ingesting mercury as a cure for syphilis.
==================
Does that work?!?

Posted by: H. Biden at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (lGrs1)

115 The rise and fall of the powdered wig

https://tinyurl.com/bcpvtmuj

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)

116 She is almost swooning at his line:

My darling I can't wait to gaze upon your lovely visage by candlelight. 18 seats away.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (KnSdT)

117 -----------------
Horde Mind!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)



And I almost used my SHEP!!!! sock.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

118 The pink wigs Mozart wore were pretty punk rock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (LvTSG)

119 A selfie of the day took a week of modeling ...

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (CYnTg)

120 Random thought. A good name for an action hero would be Forz. Blunt Forz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (d9FiS)

121 110 Dave Reaboi is saying on the Twats that Angelo Codevilla died

==

Oh no!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)

122 Thank you for the link BlackOrchid if you are still here.


I'm here still listening to this interview. it's really great.

also scary.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (j9HX3)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (LvTSG)

124 shoot!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (j9HX3)

125 @ByronYork 27m

What???!!! No!!! Really? It can't be...

https://tinyurl.com/ygqn7vbx

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (cF8AT)

126 Off to look up Angelo Codevilla...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (6Je/Q)

127 and off to the Barrel to watch the rest of my video ....


I'll bring a powdered wig too, for safety

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (j9HX3)

128 A selfie of the day took a week of modeling ...

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (CYnTg)

Nah, dead body, just painted face....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (7bRMQ)

129 shoot!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (j9HX3)



Hi there!

Posted by: The Barrel at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

130 The Frog Fragonard's bouquet is fragrant.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (2RBkF)

131 Melbourne, Oz getting very, very frisky as construction workers join the anti-vaxx passports movement.

https://twitter.com/OzraeliAvi

Includes: CFMEU [construction union] member: 'I got to say to the nation as a union member, I am so, so sorry that we didn't stand up for all those shopkeepers and all those other people that were trampled on. I feel disgusted that we were allowed to work during that time so I do apologise.'

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)

132 >>> She is almost swooning at his line:
My darling I can't wait to gaze upon your lovely visage by candlelight. 18 seats away.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (KnSdT)


More like this:
"Hello, I'm writing today with important news about your car's extended warranty."

Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (O/2Wz)

133 125 @ByronYork 27m

What???!!! No!!! Really? It can't be...

https://tinyurl.com/ygqn7vbx

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:00 AM (cF8AT)

======

Does this mean that the FBI are Russian agents?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (LvTSG)

134 hehehehehehe.....

nard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (6FeV1)

135 Codevilla was huge - Why are the truly great ones dying?

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:02 AM (VJsqe)

136 135 Codevilla was huge - Why are the truly great ones dying?


it's the Rapture? just slower than we were thinking

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (j9HX3)

137 The letter is very likely from a secret lover. Look how she tries to hide it but looks at the viewer with a mischievous grin.
Posted by: Kris

Its from Jerry Lewis; signed "Dean Martin"

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (arJlL)

138 Biden speaks!

But first, Covid deaths worldwide.

Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (S1hrL)

139 Codevilla was 78, if dead...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (6Je/Q)

140 Codevilla was huge - Why are the truly great ones dying?

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:02 AM (VJsqe)

Everyone who helps our side dies, the evil side just keeps going.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (7bRMQ)

141
Dog, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (/U27+)

142 139 Codevilla was 78, if dead...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (6Je/Q)

-----
Well that would explain why he died. Wasn't aware he was that old.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (VJsqe)

143 it's the Rapture? just slower than we were thinking

I've had the idea for a while that the Rapture won't be a singular event, in much the same way that the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (ZGrMX)

144 One more pint of 22 dollar ice cream should do Pelosi in.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (KnSdT)

145 "Codevilla was 78, if dead..."

If alive...he's still 78.


Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK)

146 141
Dog, therefore art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:03 AM (/U27+)


Dogs art one of the triumvirates of art determination...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (6Je/Q)

147 Cordevilla was just another beltway thinktank egghead. Sad for his family but he wasn't that much of an influence on anything.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (4thlk)

148 145 "Codevilla was 78, if dead..."

If alive...he's still 78.


Just sayin'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK)

Picky, picky, picky.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (6Je/Q)

149 Hogg shit

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/474988/

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (CYnTg)

150 Roses are rouge,
violets are bleu...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (vuisn)

151 Well that would explain why he died. Wasn't aware he was that old.

As Don Surber says: he got his three score and 10 in, plus some.

RIP

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (KnSdT)

152 One more pint of 22 dollar ice cream should do Pelosi in.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (KnSdT)

I'm making her a batch right now.

Posted by: Locusta at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (7bRMQ)

153 the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days.
Posted by: Ian S.

We'll never knows because they didn't have clocks back then.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)

154 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. She sure has a deliciously naughty look about her.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (axyOa)

155 I could not be less shocked that stocks are up today. I don't bet on these things or predict these things. But I will guess friday is down. Many want to buttress this stuff for obvious reasons. But if I had to make a wager, Friday will be down. That is not a guarantee or a tip. But after three decades plus of following this stuff,that is my guess.

Posted by: Quint at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (MKu/Q)

156
Dogs art one of the triumvirates of art determination...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (6Je/Q)

_________

Trees and boobs are the other two?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (/U27+)

157 Codevilla provided good analysis of the political landscape. Why denigrate him?

Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (S1hrL)

158 153 the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days.
Posted by: Ian S.

We'll never knows because they didn't have clocks back then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)

The Chambers Brothers wrote a song about it....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (6Je/Q)

159 Angelo Codevilla...


Why is my first thought, "Foul Play?"

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (N/iqz)

160 >>> Roses are rouge,
violets are bleu...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (vuisn)


My winning was huuuuge
but their cheating was toooo

Posted by: Magnificent Scalp Weasel at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (O/2Wz)

161 Does this mean that the FBI are Russian agents?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:01 AM (LvTSG)

Nothing would surprise me about the FBI at this point.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (cF8AT)

162 Roses are rouge,
violets are bleu...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (vuisn)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/8rjPC7-JMUM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (DCdYk)

163 One more pint of 22 dollar ice cream should do Pelosi in.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:04 AM (KnSdT)

I'm making her a batch right now.
Posted by: Locusta at September 21, 2021 09:06 AM (7bRMQ)

Put me in, coach!

Posted by: Listeria at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (4I/2K)

164 Wife and I are seriously thinking of relocating to France. There is no more America. at least there the Muslims speak French and the govt banned hijabs in school.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (4fvrb)

165 And powder wigs were so infested with lice and other creatures

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (sEWNI)

166 161 Nothing would surprise me about the FBI at this point.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:07 AM (cF8AT)

========

That they love America and its founding documents as the Founders intended?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (LvTSG)

167 the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days.
Posted by: Ian S.


God doesn't work in the same space time as humans do.

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (gmo/4)

168 KGB FBI are franchises Like McDonald's except for the snipers. They share investments at times if you will.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (T1fV4)

169 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

170 the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days.
Posted by: Ian S.

We'll never knows because they didn't have clocks back then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Nor the Gregorian Calendar so. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (mD/uy)

171 Naughty Zoot!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (KbCG3)

172 Painting proves that even painted clowns get love letters - honk! honk!

Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (5iUNf)

173 165 And powder wigs were so infested with lice and other creatures
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (sEWNI)

I would guess they were powdered with talc... might have killed the little vermin...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (6Je/Q)

174 That they love America and its founding documents as the Founders intended?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (LvTSG)
++++
For suspension of disbelief, TJM, the story needs to be within the realm of imaginable possibility and the world constructed by the writer must consistently support the story.

Neither of those remotely apply to this bit of astonishing fantasy...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (DCdYk)

175 I'm not alone in the night
When I can have all the love you write

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (vuisn)

176 174 For suspension of disbelief, TJM, the story needs to be within the realm of imaginable possibility and the world constructed by the writer must consistently support the story.

Neither of those remotely apply to this bit of astonishing fantasy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:09 AM (DCdYk)

=========

I don't know. People believed it on network television for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (LvTSG)

177 The coloring of her face is odd. Like she's a professional clown and just got off work.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (QU5/8)

178 Art: Liberace?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (B0mGw)

179 Speaking of Genesis, I see Phil Collins is in such bad shape he has to sing sitting in a chair for his farewell tour.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (mDw0A)

180 More like this:
"Hello, I'm writing today with important news about your car's extended warranty."
Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021


***
My late Siberian cat Tatiana got one of those letters yesterday. They had no car listed for her, but that didn't stop 'em; they put "TBD."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (/XOcP)

181 Speaking of Genesis, I see Phil Collins is in such bad shape he has to sing sitting in a chair for his farewell tour.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Me? I just a lawnmower, you can tell by the way I walk.

Bummer

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (mD/uy)

182 The coloring of her face is odd. Like she's a professional clown and just got off work.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (QU5/


I'm funny? How? I amuse you? Like a clown?

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (gmo/4)

183 179 Speaking of Genesis, I see Phil Collins is in such bad shape he has to sing sitting in a chair for his farewell tour.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (mDw0A)

Is he lonely... in a corner???

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (6Je/Q)

184 She's smiling because he sent her a dick etching.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (4I/2K)

185 I'm not alone in the night
When I can have all the love you write
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2021 09:10 AM (vuisn)

You're correct. Her husband or the dog is there.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (KnSdT)

186 110 Dave Reaboi is saying on the Twats that Angelo Codevilla died. Sad if true.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 08:57 AM (ZGrMX)

Huge loss, if true.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:11 AM (MkuC5)

187 She's smiling because he sent her a dick etching.

Posted by: Count de Monet


A drawing of a flaming clown boner.

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:12 AM (N/iqz)

188 "the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days."

That's a pretty dogmatic statement. How do you calculate that?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (B0mGw)

189 I see Codevilla did a lot of posting on an American Greatness website... never have went there..

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (6Je/Q)

190 Speaking of Genesis, I see Phil Collins is in such bad shape he has to sing sitting in a chair for his farewell tour.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

-----
He should have said farewell prior to Sussudio.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (VJsqe)

191 Dear Mrs. Whittenshire,

It has come to our attention that your social security number has been associated with criminal acts and you are now under investigation. Please reply to this letter post haste to acknowledge this investigation and avoid the bobbies from making a house call. We are providing you an opportunity to settle the outstanding charges against you through the transfer of common stock in a major coal or tin corporation.

This will serve as your only notice prior to legal action.

Sincerely yours,

Posted by: The scam artist what wrote that letter at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (DCdYk)

192 Speaking of Genesis, I see Phil Collins is in such bad shape he has to sing sitting in a chair for his farewell tour.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2021

It's no fun, being an illegal alien....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (KnSdT)

193 New scam I got is a call about voting at my companys shareholder meetings call this number to talk to someone about voting by proxy. Weird how the caller has a thick Indian accent. Even weirder that I dont own any of the mentioned shares, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (4fvrb)

194 I think Phil Collins has arthritis really bad. Not sure what variety of arthritis he has. If it's rheumatoid, I can see why he's mostly sitting these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (QFVV9)

195 Da fuq?!

@townhallcom

BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."

https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:14 AM (cF8AT)

196 170 2 Peter 3:8

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:14 AM (MkuC5)

197 A drawing of a flaming clown boner.
Posted by: davidt

Hey Baby! Wanna honk my horn?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:15 AM (mD/uy)

198 Not art.

Plus, I can't see her boobs.

Where did this guy learn to paint?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2021 09:15 AM (mZOHK)

199 scam I got is a call about voting at my companys shareholder meetings call this number to talk to someone about voting by proxy. Weird how the caller has a thick Indian accent. Even weirder that I dont own any of the mentioned shares, lol.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (4fvrb)
++++
Huh, that's clever. A proxy wouldn't be able to rob you of your shares (I don't think) but it sure would allow someone to accumulate voting rights to drive at a takeover or divestiture. I wonder if it works. I hope not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:15 AM (DCdYk)

200 How wonderful, more flowers for my bonnet!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 08:40 AM

Her hairdo could be on the Gardening Thread too !
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 08:41 AM


There's an Edible Arrangements joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (m+jkK)

201 I think the scam is more they ask you for all your info, ssn, dob, bank acct numbers etc and rob you blind

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (4fvrb)

202 "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."

In other words: "China desired that I forward their request to insist that all of you disarm so we can finally achieve world peace."

I bet the proper application of bombs and bullets on overblown totalitarian communist governments and their U.S. bureaucrat allies might have prevented COVID.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (B0mGw)

203 Did shufflin' Joe start right at 9 central? Must have his meds dialed in formidably.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (3byMq)

204 She thinks she received a love letter from her secret admirer but it's really a sales pitch for aluminum siding.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (MH0eD)

205 I read that Collins has chronic pancreatitis... nasty stuff...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (6Je/Q)

206 Roses are rouge,
violets are bleu...
Posted by: Dr. Varno

*****

The French Love Letter - a limerick

A letter from Count Montesquieu:
"Roses red, et violets bleu
I tell you we must break up
'Cause I saw you sans make-up
Ai-yi-yi, what a shock, et Mon Dieu!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (Xwt96)

207 I never heard of this guy but for those that have...

@davereaboi

If you watch one video today, it should be this one. Angelo Codevilla talks about his brilliant book, "To Make and Keep Peace."

https://tinyurl.com/yfce8hks

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

208 202 I bet the proper application of bombs and bullets on overblown totalitarian communist governments and their U.S. bureaucrat allies might have prevented COVID.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:16 AM (B0mGw)

=======

I would prefer the judicial application of bacon and beans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

209 "the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days."


Well, 1.4 billion years ago, the moon was significantly closer to Earth, and as a result, an Earth day lasted only 18 hours.

So the 7 days of creation happened faster than you think!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2021 09:17 AM (w9Wax)

210 Well, 1.4 billion years ago, the moon was significantly closer to Earth, and as a result, an Earth day lasted only 18 hours.

So the 7 days of creation happened faster than you think!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

That's lunacy!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (mD/uy)

211 I see Codevilla did a lot of posting on an American Greatness website... never have went there..

Codevilla was mostly associated with the Claremont Institute (which is currently being smeared by the usual leftist suspects) and popularized using the phrase "the ruling class" as mockery. He wrote a book about how our "elites" are shitty that has a foreword by Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (ZGrMX)

212 Is the meat puppet speaking at the UN? Lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (4fvrb)

213 She thinks she received a love letter from her secret admirer but it's really a sales pitch for aluminum siding.
Posted by: Sasquatch,


Her buggy warranty is about to expire.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (OCTRt)

214 The lteralness of the creation days not really the point for me... who created is though...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (6Je/Q)

215 190 Speaking of Genesis, I see Phil Collins is in such bad shape he has to sing sitting in a chair for his farewell tour.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

-----
He should have said farewell prior to Sussudio.
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2021 09:13 AM (VJsqe)

-------

His career peaked with his appearance on Miami Vice. /s

TBF, that scene where "In The Air Tonight" plays in the background was iconic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (zSN/Y)

216 Wife and I are seriously thinking of relocating to France. There is no more America. at least there the Muslims speak French and the govt banned hijabs in school.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:08 AM (4fvrb)


France is still part of the EU. Don't expect either of those things to last.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (U7wke)

217 Huh, that's clever. A proxy wouldn't be able to rob you of your shares (I don't think) but it sure would allow someone to accumulate voting rights to drive at a takeover or divestiture. I wonder if it works. I hope not.

I doubt that it's anything so sophisticated. Probably just a scam to get gullible people on the phone and soak them of their personal info.

[ ApuVoice ]
"To execute your vote, I must have your date of birth and your social security number."
[ /ApuVoice ]

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (nfrXX)

218 195 Da fuq?!

@townhallcom

BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."

https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)

Posted by: Tami



True but they are useful at keeping a hell bent, Fascist government from using a health 'crisis' to impose its will against me.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (QFVV9)

219 Muldoon,
I for one, will never disavow any mirth or enjoyment and shall scoff in the face of the agents of the FBOST!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (axyOa)

220 Thank you for the link BlackOrchid if you are still here.


I'm here still listening to this interview. it's really great.

also scary.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2021 08:59 AM (j9HX3)


Same, listening while I prep for meals today. Thanks again. It's crazy, but we knew this...

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 21, 2021 09:20 AM (2o90I)

221 Three famous periods of Western liberal decadence: the Rococo Era, the Weimar Republic, and now.

I know fragonard is very frothy and frilly, but it is lovey stuff nonetheless.

Posted by: LizLem at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (Pq+dd)

222 I'm a white suburban woman. For the record, I don't drink, I've never taken a selfie and don't have foo foo dogs. Nice to categorize all women.


Posted by: four seasons at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (PisyI)

223 I have a land line and a cell phone. I used to leave inspiring Christian messages on the landline, but having been fed up with calls which must come from India at 5:30 in the morning and all day, the message now say You have reached the phone for __, _. and_. You may leave a message at the tone and your call will be returned unless you're a telemarketer or a scammer if which case I will NEVER, EVER buy anything from you. Don't call anymore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (jalt3)

224 She looks fun.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (szPRO)

225 212 Is the meat puppet speaking at the UN? Lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 21, 2021 09:18 AM (4fvrb)


Yes. He's describing how the US is going to fix every problem in the world. COVID, global warming, nuclear proliferation, terrorism, you-name-it.

He's flubbing in every sixth sentence or so.

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (AMIL/)

226 Greetings dear lady, I am Bambuzler, a Nigerian Prince and I....

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at September 21, 2021 09:22 AM (7bRMQ)

227 214 The lteralness of the creation days not really the point for me... who created is though...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:19 AM (6Je/Q)

======

Randall. He's in the undergrowths department now for that event with Ultimate Evil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:22 AM (LvTSG)

228 The extremist Islamic State group has claimed responsibility for a series of deadly bombings targeting Taliban vehicles in eastern Afghanistan.

The claim, published late Sunday on the militant group's media arm, the Aamaq news agency, signals a growing threat to the Taliban by their long-time rivals.

At least eight people, including several Taliban fighters, were killed in the attacks on Sunday and Saturday in the provincial city of Jalalabad, an IS stronghold.

Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

229 "2 Peter 3:8"

Which in context is referring to God's perspective and patience and longsuffering toward judgment and destruction, not the literal creation. I think it's a leap to assume an indeterminate period of days just to corroborate evolution, which is usually the point of the argument.

But assuming the seven days of creation are actually 7000 years, that's a really long work week and I can't wait for the weekend. Genesis states evening and morning. Which seems deliberate and specific, there's no reason to dogmatically assume otherwise.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (B0mGw)

230 Posted by: four seasons at September 21, 2021 09:21 AM (PisyI)

I drink rarely. I have never taken a selfie and I don't know what a foo-fou dog is. In my life we have had a German Shepherd, a beagle and a mix of Terrier and who knows what which weighed about 60 lbs and none of those seemed foo-foo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (jalt3)

231 When the Mandela funeral sign language guy translates for Joe Biden, it's accurate.

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (N/iqz)

232 BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."

https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)

Posted by: Tami


True but they are useful at keeping a hell bent, Fascist government from using a health 'crisis' to impose its will against me.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Bombs and bullets are also good at keeping Chyna from releasing moar variants.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (OCTRt)

233 48 This is Rococo, and Fragonard was one of its major artists. I think his work defines the most mature phase of the movement. It's frothy and bubbly. The colors are bright pinks, aquas, and pastels. The subject matter is the past-times of the bored and randy aristocracy.


It also inspired many painters of sofa-sized paintings at such fine galleries as Levitz and Bob's Furniture stores. The indistinct brush strokes, garish use of turquoise and pinks and subject matter devoid of any deep meaning.

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (gS3OW)

234 "Well that would explain why he died. Wasn't aware he was that old."

me neither ... although that is not THAT old. We need the older guys to stay vital and writing till 95 or so (like Clint). Many of them have the best stable and comprehensive outlook on our current junta/coup. (including "old folks" here)

But I am starting to think DeepState has a heart attack gun, and maybe a cancer gun, and now a covid gun. (Putin uses polonium). btw, Seth came up in a JJ link this morning ... on the Durham bombshell.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (Cus5s)

235 BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."

I used to try to understand what the hell Biden was talking about, but no longer. He says these weird things and, now, I just let it slide. Doesn't matter anyway, as the junta just keeps on destroying America while he froths on.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (szPRO)

236 "I would prefer the judicial application of bacon and beans."

I mean, instead of napalm, we could spray them with bacon grease. Damn them all to hell. That would stop the wars, don't you think?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (B0mGw)

237 A prayer I start my day with anymore is " here I am Lord, make me a vessel of your will"... it helps...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (6Je/Q)

238 150 Roses are rouge,
violets are bleu...

==

Fauci's a douche
And Biden's cuckou

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (oEn12)

239 atticatude -- shufflin' Joe

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (3byMq)

240 A prayer I start my day with anymore is " here I am Lord, make me a vessel of your will"... it helps...
Posted by: kraken

Nice! Yes - a good start.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (mD/uy)

241 Hogg shit

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/474988/
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:05 AM (CYnTg)


So, he's going with the 'hipster douchebag' look......

Posted by: The Barrel at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

242 Speaking of Genesis, I see Phil Collins is in such bad shape he has to sing sitting in a chair for his farewell tour.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


People on the prog forums are delighted regardless. Probably because they're throwing a few bones to the PG/SH crowd. I'll stick with my memories of a nervous PH running around the stage coked out of his mind and dueling with Bill or Chester. I had made a joke about him coming out with a walker just a few years back - this is even worse. Collins says this is it. Damn, the dude is just a few years older than I am. Guess that neck operation and free health care didn't pan out so good.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (wAnMi)

243 Soon they will be talking about assisting the Taliban against the worse terrorists. Maybe more military aid....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:26 AM (CYnTg)

244 Posted by: kraken

Very nice. Mine is "Help me to be the hands and feet of Jesus."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (jalt3)

245 The indistinct brush strokes, garish use of turquoise and pinks and subject matter devoid of any deep meaning.

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2021 09:24 AM (gS3OW)

Whatta ya mean, devoid of any deep meaning?!? It means $25 a pop to me!!!

Posted by: Starving Artist who sells at furniture stores at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (7bRMQ)

246 His career peaked with his appearance on Miami Vice. /s

TBF, that scene where "In The Air Tonight" plays in the background was iconic ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist

In 1985, I remember the big hoopla about Phil Collins appearing at Live Aid in London, then jetting to America and appearing on the U.S. stage the same day. My only thought on it at the time was I wished they'd picked a better artist.

Posted by: Biergood at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (FQWHA)

247 164 Try again here
Before a move to France read Gatestone Institute for 2 months daily.
You won't want to

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (sEWNI)

248 "I mean, instead of napalm, we could spray them with bacon grease."


Bacon grease is flammable.

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (N/iqz)

249 I'm so tired
Tired of playing the game.
Coming and going and going a coming
always too soon.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (xopIz)

250 237 A prayer I start my day with anymore is " here I am Lord, make me a vessel of your will"... it helps...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:25 AM (6Je/Q)


For me I just got the reply "as you wish - you're the Titanic"

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (CoMmC)

251 Uh oh...

#EmmysSoWhite is trending because our progressive masters gave all the acting awards to white people.

The racism runs deep in Los Angeles. Maybe black people should simply stop supporting anything made by the major studios.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)

252 Code Blue for Codevilla. Didn't know he was so old.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (HWtJI)

253 @townhallcom

BIDEN: "Bombs and bullets can not defend against COVID19, or its future variants."

https://tinyurl.com/yeqdjmd7
(He's speaking at the UN)

Posted by: Tami


"expand access to oxygen......"

This dude is a fucking mess......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

254 I believe Phil Colins had a huge collection of Alamo artifacts. I think he donated them to the museum

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:29 AM (CYnTg)

255 Would not hang.

And would not do: high maintenance.

Posted by: Powdered Lace Wigs at September 21, 2021 09:29 AM (GHdXS)

256 Try again here
Before a move to France read Gatestone Institute for 2 months daily.
You won't want to
Posted by: Skip's Phone

I read that as Gatorade Institute

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)

257 Sean Davis retweets a scoop from Maria Bartiromo, saying Facebook is actively colluding with China to plant malware in Uyghur phones to aid in capturing more of them to be slaughtered.

How is this different than IG Farben and Bayer aiding Nazi death camps?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (szPRO)

258 "Maybe black people should simply stop supporting anything made by the major studios."

Or learn to act. Turns out white people don't want a bunch of movies in black dialect covering black issues. And it also turns out blacks are only about 15% of the population. Still. Capitalism = Democracy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (B0mGw)

259 I have enjoyed Collins' music over the years... pancreatitis is a miserable debilitating wasting disease...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (6Je/Q)

260 "I mean, instead of napalm, we could spray them with bacon grease."

Bacon grease is flammable.


Also- delicious.

Posted by: Packs of Wild Dogs at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (ELgVT)

261 @HansMahncke

This is from a 2018 Daszak funding application. As close to a smoking gun as you will find.

https://tinyurl.com/yg6zfh82

@HansMahncke 4m

Here is the full 2018 Daszak funding proposal.
This is even worse than the summary we saw yesterday.
h/t @TheSeeker268 and huge thank you to the whistleblower who leaked this.

https://tinyurl.com/yffwrahu

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

262 I read that as Gatorade Institute

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)

Isn't Gatestone that place like Sharper Image?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

263 I believe Phil Colins had a huge collection of Alamo artifacts. I think he donated them to the museum
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:29 AM (CYnTg)



Yes. He had the biggest collection of Alamo items in the world.

I'm glad he donated them. Without that, the museum would be mostly empty.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

264
I read that as Gatorade Institute
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)



I read it as Guillotine Institute.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

265 Isn't Gatestone that place like Sharper Image?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Beats the bejabbers outta me !

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)

266 "Also- delicious."

Makes for good corn bread.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (B0mGw)

267 I have enjoyed Collins' music over the years... pancreatitis is a miserable debilitating wasting disease...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (6Je/Q)

Ditto.
Of all the Disney cartoons, I like Tarzan the best and a big part of that is Collins.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:32 AM (axyOa)

268 Name a band that would make a music vidya about a Dem (or any left-wing pol) in the vein of "Land of Confusion". Remember, Ronnie Raygun was going to nuke the world which is why we're all posting from the afterlife.

I'll wait.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (5aFbR)

269 261 @HansMahncke

This is from a 2018 Daszak funding application. As close to a smoking gun as you will find.
https://tinyurl.com/yg6zfh82
@HansMahncke 4m
Here is the full 2018 Daszak funding proposal.
This is even worse than the summary we saw yesterday.
h/t @TheSeeker268 and huge thank you to the whistleblower who leaked this.

https://tinyurl.com/yffwrahu
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

All in it will be close to 700 different studies FauxChi funded via many companies but all of the funding lands directly at the feet of the ChiCom Army researchers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (yrol0)

270 Uh oh...

#EmmysSoWhite is trending because our progressive masters gave all the acting awards to white people.

The racism runs deep in Los Angeles. Maybe black people should simply stop supporting anything made by the major studios.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)


Each racial, ethnic, sexual, etc. group should have their own studios, with their own actors. No mixing.

And then normal people can have one without all of them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (U7wke)

271 Someone get the hook...

@townhallcom

Joe Biden mistakes the United Nations for the United States:

"A belief in the universal rights of all people. It's stamped into our DNA as a nation, and critically, it's stamped into the DNA of this institution, the United States."

https://tinyurl.com/yjr6a7ve

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (cF8AT)

272 But assuming the seven days of creation are actually 7000 years, that's a really long work week and I can't wait for the weekend. Genesis states evening and morning. Which seems deliberate and specific, there's no reason to dogmatically assume otherwise.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:23 AM (B0mGw)

It's dogmatic to assume Peter was speaking specifically in terms 1,000 years. His meaning is clearly broader than that.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:34 AM (MkuC5)

273
#EmmysSoWhite is trending because our progressive masters gave all the acting awards to white people.

The racism runs deep in Los Angeles. Maybe black people should simply stop supporting anything made by the major studios.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 21, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)



They did this last year as well.

Good to see it was highly effective.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

274 "Remember, Ronnie Raygun was going to nuke the world"

Isn't it weird all the people they accuse of being violent and warmongering bring about peace and prosperity. It's like there's some clue to their nature and I just can't see it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:34 AM (B0mGw)

275 Or learn to act. Turns out white people don't want a bunch of movies in black dialect covering black issues. And it also turns out blacks are only about 15% of the population. Still. Capitalism = Democracy.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:30 AM (B0mGw)


Probably has more to do with the fact that Chyna, apparently, doesn't care for blacks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (U7wke)

276
"A belief in the universal rights of all people. It's stamped into our DNA as a nation, and critically, it's stamped into the DNA of this institution, the United States."

https://tinyurl.com/yjr6a7ve
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (cF8AT)



I'm still gasping for air with the lack of access to oxygen......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Codevilla is one of those writers I never knew what he looked like or how old he was, just that I looked forward to his writing in the Claremont Review.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (CX3cf)

278 "TBF, that scene where "In The Air Tonight" plays in the background was iconic ..."

Sort of a defining moment.

I get the same gut reaction every time I see that segment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (3D/fK)

279 Yes. He had the biggest collection of Alamo items in the world.

I'm glad he donated them. Without that, the museum would be mostly empty.


Despite (or maybe because of) living next door to San Antonio most of my life, it's been ages since I visited the Alamo. Is Collins' collection on display now?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (nfrXX)

280 All in it will be close to 700 different studies FauxChi funded via many companies but all of the funding lands directly at the feet of the ChiCom Army researchers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2021 09:33 AM (yrol0)

See! There was so much going on I lost track! - AF

Agreed! No intent! - DOJ


Now, about those Asian women you were talking about....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:36 AM (7bRMQ)

281 It helps me to remember that the Bible was written back then to an audience that was living, and had a different view of the material world than we do... it had to be comprehensible to that audience... otherwise, how could they have made sense of it?

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 09:36 AM (6Je/Q)

282 @ElectionWiz

WATCH: Huge group of construction workers protesting against force vaccines block highway in Melbourne.

https://tinyurl.com/yfbgteo5

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (cF8AT)

283 I winder how much of Land of Confusion was the director's vision. Not saying Genesis disagreed but not sure what creative input they had

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (CYnTg)

284 Now, about those Asian women you were talking about....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:36 AM (7bRMQ)

Hunter B: "No yellow!"

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (5aFbR)

285 "It's dogmatic to assume Peter was speaking specifically in terms 1,000 years. His meaning is clearly broader than that."

What you're saying is it's any amount of time that fits your views and because the people who deny God and needed an alternative say millions and billions of years, that's what you're going to believe as well. Which also implies the creation is a myth, because puddles of chemicals evolved into humans. Which means there is no original sin. Which means Christ didn't need to die for the sins of the world. Which means he was crazy or a liar and just a man. Because there is no God. Q.E.D. for the evolutionists.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)

286 ""the 7 days of creation in Genesis probably weren't 24-hour days." -- That's a pretty dogmatic statement. How do you calculate that?"

my current conclusion is that God is very limited in explaining things to mere humans, and we know many things are clearly figurative. AND we now know more than those humans knew .. so we must read in light of God speaking to men of those early days, in terms of the science and culture they were immersed in.

idk when the earliest writings began, but I also have doubts on Methuselah (and others) living 900+ years. My guess is there are other humans at the time, somewhere put into the bloodlines? Flood covering the highest mountains? We see through a glass darkly ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (Cus5s)

287 In practice, a “white supremacist” is anyone whom anyone in power dislikes enough to so label him. Who would accept being outlawed at will? Our ruling class plays with matches in a house drenched in gasoline.

—Angelo Codevilla, Link in nic.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (CX3cf)

288 "TBF, that scene where "In The Air Tonight" plays in the background was iconic ..."

Sort of a defining moment.

I get the same gut reaction every time I see that segment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (3D/fK)



You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

289 I have to admit, the doctors who have the task of giving FJB the appearance of being coherent are doing a great job. He's even able to handle looking at two teleprompters.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (PiwSw)

290 "Probably has more to do with the fact that Chyna, apparently, doesn't care for blacks."

Gotta be honest, I'm not watching a bunch of black films.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)

291 Hunter B: "No yellow!"

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2021 09:37 AM (5aFbR)

How about if they're underage?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)

292 @CBSNews 1m

"We've ended 20 years of conflict in Afghanistan," Pres. Biden tells UN General Assembly.

"And as we close this period of relentless war, we're opening a new era of relentless diplomacy."

https://tinyurl.com/yzm8vreq

"relentless diplomacy"....riiiight.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)

293 I'm sure the puppet masters have a contingency plan for when Biden blows his last blood vessel...

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (CYnTg)

294 "relentless diplomacy"....riiiight.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)


I hope James Taylor is up to it....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:40 AM (PiwSw)

295 Please stop with the quotes, I hear them in his slurring dementia voice...

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2021 09:41 AM (CYnTg)

296 "I mean, instead of napalm, we could spray them with bacon grease."

Bacon grease is flammable.
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:27 AM (N/iqz)


Oh, davidt. In-flammable is when you're MORE than flammable. This bacon grease, it's not just flammable, it's IN-flammable.

Posted by: Ned Nederlander at September 21, 2021 09:41 AM (4I/2K)

297 idk when the earliest writings began, but I also have doubts on Methuselah (and others) living 900+ years. My guess is there are other humans at the time, somewhere put into the bloodlines? Flood covering the highest mountains? We see through a glass darkly ...
Posted by: illiniwek


God tells us what we need to know.
Same with "aliens". To think, billions upon billions of galaxies, and we are the only ones?
God never said we were it.
At this point, we don't need to know.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt)

298 You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)



Better:
https://youtu.be/vkLU0J4Vw8E

Posted by: Magnificent Scalp Weasel at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (O/2Wz)

299 but I also have doubts on Methuselah (and others) living 900+ years.


I don't have doubts about that. This was very early on. Think of all the viruses and diseases had yet to make an appearance. Plus think of the lack of global warming.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)

300 Off hairy sock

Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (O/2Wz)

301 "We see through a glass darkly ..."

The Bible reiterates the creation story in multiple places. Christ himself reinforced it. You can choose to believe what you want, but picking and choosing what is accurate is arbitrary and disingenuous.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (B0mGw)

302 Cheeky!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 21, 2021 09:43 AM (CcQHP)

303 Probably has more to do with the fact that Chyna, apparently, doesn't care for blacks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:35 AM (U7wke)

I don't think they care for Hollywood at all. But Hollywood won't stop calling, texting, sending dick pics...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (uhPTO)

304 Cheeky!
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 21, 2021 09:43 AM (CcQHP)



You asked for it.....

https://tinyurl.com/22fah44m

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

305 Picture kind of looks like Jen Psaki accepting her tribute from the MSM.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (a4EWo)

306 Plus think of the lack of global warming.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)

Nice!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 09:44 AM (oEn12)

307 "Picture kind of looks like Jen Psaki accepting her tribute from the MSM."

She definitely deserves an honorary Emmy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (B0mGw)

308 regardless of those seven days ... there is a lot of history before Adam. iirc, we are in the second heaven and earth ... in the third dwelleth righteousness?

Other books speak of Lucifer as angel of light, falling ... something about giants in the land?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (Cus5s)

309 Gotta be honest, I'm not watching a bunch of black films.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)


There aren't a lot of good actors/actresses of any race. Most films are crap. What we remember from "the golden age", whatever you label that as being, are the semi-decent ones.

I am not black. I am not likely to find interest in a film which wants to appeal to a black audience. That having been said, I have seen "ethnic" films which I found to be quite good. I suspect that if Africa had an indigenous film industry which put out work in English that some of it would be pretty good. The problem with the stuff in the US is that they try to work their domestic political agenda into everything. One drop of poison taints the whole glass.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (U7wke)

310 Oh, dear. Are we going to have fights about scripture? Just another thing to make for a jolly day. /s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (jalt3)

311 I like that ancient map makers didn't give a crap about making their maps look exactly like a projection of the Earth. Who gives a damn what the earth looks like from the sky? Who is ever going to be up there to make the comparison? They made their maps like transit maps... how to get from point A to point B, which landmarks or roads to watch out for, etc.

People think they were backwards and stupid for not knowing exactly how coastlines were shaped, or whatever. I think those people are stupid for assuming that ancient cartographers had any reason to give a damn or waste time and energy on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 09:45 AM (6FeV1)

312 but I also have doubts on Methuselah (and others) living 900+ years.


I don't have doubts about that. This was very early on. Think of all the viruses and diseases had yet to make an appearance. Plus think of the lack of global warming.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)

And no net neutrality either!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

313 Plus think of the lack of global warming.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:42 AM (45fpk)

Then, the burning bush started it all....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

314 278 "TBF, that scene where "In The Air Tonight" plays in the background was iconic ..."

Sort of a defining moment.

I get the same gut reaction every time I see that segment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice.



Yep. Iconic. The song even matched the scene and it came out a few years before Miami Vice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (QFVV9)

315 but I also have doubts on Methuselah (and others) living 900+ years.


I don't have doubts about that. This was very early on. Think of all the viruses and diseases had yet to make an appearance. Plus think of the lack of global warming.
Posted by: grammie winger

Globe warmed up at some point. Great Lakes melted.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:46 AM (OCTRt)

316 WATCH: Huge group of construction workers protesting against force vaccines block highway in Melbourne.

The Australian government made the biggest mistake possible, stopping work for a bunch of people who already didn't like them, and who now have nothing but free time to protest. The old saw about "conservatives don't protest because they have jobs" and all that.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:47 AM (ZGrMX)

317 How does Phil Collins like his pie?


Alamo'd.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 09:47 AM (axyOa)

318 >>> Gotta be honest, I'm not watching a bunch of black films.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)


RiffTrax "The Guy From Harlem" is pretty solid.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:47 AM (O/2Wz)

319 " That having been said, I have seen "ethnic" films which I found to be quite good."

I'm not saying there aren't any. I'm just not weeding through a bunch of black films to find the good ones and neither are Karen and her pack of suburban house wives.

As you said, they're mostly full of grinding political axes. My white guilt is not strong enough to endure 2 hours of that.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:48 AM (B0mGw)

320 good to see ole King Harv is back.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

321 I suspect that if Africa had an indigenous film industry which put out work in English that some of it would be pretty good.

Nigeria has a pretty high-level film industry, I understand they're at least on a level with "Bollywood" in India. I'd love to see them challenge Hollywood.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (ZGrMX)

322 Jen Psacki backstage before the press conference. A little white powder prep. . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (rXie1)

323 Dave Reaboi just tweeted RIP to Angelo Codevilla. Can't confirm anywhere, tho.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (NXy9v)

324 "RiffTrax "The Guy From Harlem" is pretty solid."

Kingdom Come is pretty solid. It's an honest movie about real people. I love it. But Black Panther was a blockbuster and spent way too many scenes mocking white people, which is kind of pathetic when the entire point is "We have a secret, super advanced black culture you never even knew about." which doesn't even exist.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:50 AM (B0mGw)

325 292 @CBSNews 1m

"We've ended 20 years of conflict in Afghanistan," Pres. Biden tells UN General Assembly.

"And as we close this period of relentless war, we're opening a new era of relentless diplomacy."

https://tinyurl.com/yzm8vreq

"relentless diplomacy"....riiiight.
Posted by: Tami



{cough}

Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at September 21, 2021 09:50 AM (QFVV9)

326 "relentless diplomacy"

Who writes this gobbledygook? Its embarrassing.

Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (5iUNf)

327 @HansMahncke 4m
Here is the full 2018 Daszak funding proposal.
This is even worse than the summary we saw yesterday.
h/t @TheSeeker268 and huge thank you to the whistleblower who leaked this. ...
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)
++++
Wow. That is only an excerpt, but it sure does raise my eyebrows. They knew precisely what they were doing, had a plan, and had optimization in place. What Daszak? Did they issue the funding for this experiment? Who requested this funding? Were they also people involved in Wuhan?

This looks to me like a proposal to make more transmissible and more robust versions of SARS. We didn't get more robust (thankfully) but we sure did get more transmissible. I also wonder whether - and am afraid if - they were doing the same thing with MERS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (DCdYk)

328 320 good to see ole King Harv is back.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)


Could it be that King Harv is Zod's nom de covfefe?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (PiwSw)

329 >>> good to see ole King Harv is back.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)


He's a merry old dwarve.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (O/2Wz)

330 This is adorable and amusing. Woman "interviews" exotic animals at a rescue Zoo. Just go past the first 57 seconds, if you care to, where she talks about the organization and that none of the animals are pets:

https://tinyurl.com/excyu7p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM (jalt3)

331 Undercover Brother is underrated.

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (N/iqz)

332 Who writes this gobbledygook? Its embarrassing.
Posted by: Boswell

College aged interns and aides.

Honestly.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (mD/uy)

333 Land of Confusion wouldn't have had the impact without the claymation video, imo.

Back when MTV was a thing. Also, anything Billy Idol and ALL of Diamond Dave's (forgetabout it Dave) masterpieces VanHalen and onward. Eat'em & Smile stuff was funny shit with Dave playing the fat guy to Eugene Levy wisecracking.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (3byMq)

334 "Undercover Brother is underrated."

Absolutely. Love that flick.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (B0mGw)

335 285 Personally I don't care if he took 7 seconds or 7 million years. It happened. All of it.

Right down to snek.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (MkuC5)

336 "You can choose to believe what you want, but picking and choosing what is accurate is arbitrary and disingenuous." squid

We all have to bring some level of "rational thinking" to the topic. I spent about 12 years trying to make it all fit, trying to study the best early texts ... currently I believe we have to move beyond the childish stories and grasp the deeper message. ... I don't think that is disingenuous. After comprehensive study, I'm openly stating the Bible is often very figurative, not always literal. I think the science fits with what God did ... and the hand of God was the "creative" force that assembled things ... took longer than a week though.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 09:53 AM (Cus5s)

337 Relentless diplomacy must be the antonym for cringing war

Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 09:53 AM (5iUNf)

338
Could it be that King Harv is Zod's nom de covfefe?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2021 09:51 AM

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 09:53 AM (RYzWb)

339 FWIW, codevilla was a key aide to Sen Moynihan and had a key part as a staffer in drafting fisa law in seventies. He was not an ivory tower sort but a pracademic. Some with a PhD but a grounded understanding in the way the world actually worked.

Posted by: whig at September 21, 2021 09:54 AM (xunV5)

340 that didn't work quite like I had planned

and now the moment is lost...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 09:54 AM (RYzWb)

341 The pooch is privy

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2021 09:55 AM (mQfG7)

342 I spent about 12 years trying to make it all fit


I really don't think any of us can make it all fit. Not yet. Not here.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)

343 @322

If it's arsenic that's a good thing.

Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:56 AM (S1hrL)

344 Seems our markets are captive to China. I wonder why?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2021 09:56 AM (/MaDp)

345 "It happened. All of it."

I don't disagree with you, big picture, but there are doctrinal implications in dismissing the plain explanations in the Bible as lore. It raises the question of who is raising the questions and I would put it in the category of "Yea, hath God said?"

A lot of orthodox Jews and fundamental Christians also set their clock by it and assume after 6000 years as documented in the Bible, Christ will return.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 09:56 AM (B0mGw)

346 After comprehensive study, I'm openly stating the Bible is often very figurative, not always literal.
Posted by: illiniwek

Ugh. The Bible is full of literary forms that the writer users to convey his message;

Parables
Allegories
The Beast Fable
Short Stories and Historical Novels
Problem Stories
Speeches as literary devices
There's more.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 09:57 AM (mD/uy)

347 Dave Reaboi just tweeted RIP to Angelo Codevilla. Can't confirm anywhere, tho.
Posted by: squeakywheel


Not seeing anything in any of the usual places.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 09:57 AM (OCTRt)

348
Let the dogs out this morning. I had to go into Beast's pen and move his bed to be sure he was alive. Nothing sleeps as soundly as a sighthound.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 09:58 AM (/U27+)

349 As you said, they're mostly full of grinding political axes. My white guilt is not strong enough to endure 2 hours of that.

Posted by: squid_hunt


I'd love to see one where the first reel is grinding the axe, then the second one is the axe shattering completely on contact with reality, and the third is figuring out a better way forward.

Which is about as realistic as anything else H'wood does, considering most of these jokers would just make a new axe to grind (and break).

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 21, 2021 09:58 AM (OUMaO)

350 "relentless diplomacy," IOW relentless fu**ing.

Posted by: Ziba at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (S1hrL)

351 that didn't work quite like I had planned

and now the moment is lost...
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 09:54 AM (RYzWb)



LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Undercover Brother is underrated.
Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 09:52 AM (N/iqz)


I love that movie. It actually came up at trivia the other night. Lucky I was there, I don't think Mom and her friends had ever heard of it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (Ez6QX)

353 "Undercover Brother is underrated."

Absolutely. Love that flick.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021


***
What were those 2 flicks that Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby did in the '70s? Uptown Saturday Night was the first. I know I saw it in the theater back then, and enjoyed it. What was the other one?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (/XOcP)

354 I saw that Angelo Codevilla died. A shame, we need his voice now, maybe more than ever.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 21, 2021 09:59 AM (EiPf6)

355 Personally I don't care if he took 7 seconds or 7 million years. It happened. All of it.

Right down to snek.

Posted by: CZ


Step on snek.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 10:00 AM (OCTRt)

356 Relentless diplomacy is as stupid a phrase as build back better.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (QZ/dC)

357 Imma say nood because 10 and CBD

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (3byMq)

358

Step on snek.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 10:00 AM (OCTRt)



I have the "no step on snek" sticker from the TxMoMe last year.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

359 Monkey is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (kTF2Z)

360 I have the "no step on snek" sticker from the TxMoMe last year.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 21, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)


Me too!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (Ez6QX)

361 @illiniwek

It's hard to claim any authority in the scripture when you are picking and choosing. As I said, when Christ himself was on earth, he reinforced the creation story with Adam and Eve. He also reinforced the flood story.

Evolutionists set out to disprove God. It's the fundamental of naturalism. While I agree that the science matches what the Bible says, attempting to corroborate modern science with the Bible when they are deliberately denying God is a fool's errand. And as I already listed, to follow the process of the naturalists is to reject God. You can't have both sides. Evolution makes fundamental Bible doctrines nonsense.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (B0mGw)

362 "Build Back Better," fit perfectly.


It means, "Get the DC Gravy Train Rolling Again."

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 10:02 AM (N/iqz)

363 I have the "no step on snek" sticker from the TxMoMe last year.
Posted by: Sponge


Went on carport Sunday. Perfect baby copperhead snek. Beautiful markings.

Cut his hed off.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2021 10:03 AM (OCTRt)

364 Belief, or faith, in our time, may involve accepting the Bible even though it does not line up with our better understanding of the material world that we undoubtedly possess. The word of God was given TO a pre scientific people and expressed in a way that made sense to them. It is most certainly FOR us today as much as it was thousands of years ago. We must have faith.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2021 10:03 AM (6Je/Q)

365 The Old Testament is, of course, a translation from the Torah.
Talmudic scholars themselves admit that (especially the book of Genesis) the Creation story is metaphorical.

Posted by: casual observer 0921 at September 21, 2021 10:03 AM (aAP3z)

366 Mind if I pet your Schnauzer?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 10:06 AM (E2MsH)

367 Biblical exegesis and modern physics have an awful lot in common in a way. Trying to explain completely unfamiliar, other-worldly things that really have no possible explanation in day to day terms that is satisfying. Lots of handwaving and modeling and "it's like xyz, but not exactly". Yet, those incomprehensible things are ultimately the underpinning of all daily experience whether you realize it or not.

In one case, the method is metaphysical analysis, lived experience, revelation, tradition. In the other, it is the vaunted Scientific Method coupled with a boatload of creative thinking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 10:10 AM (6FeV1)

368 Some say the commonality of early creation myths is evidence that they were all cribbing off each other. I think it's because they were all trying to describe the same thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2021 10:12 AM (6FeV1)

369 "themselves admit that (especially the book of Genesis) the Creation story is metaphorical."

They also reject Christ, so I'm not really sure Christians can count them as a biblical authority.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 10:12 AM (B0mGw)

370 Squid, have no doubt, I fully understand what you're saying and why. But those who dismiss the Word as lore will do so for a host of reasons other than the meaning of "yom" as used in Genesis.

For some reason, for example, they grant even less significance to the inarguable and eternally significant fact that the grave is empty, choosing to simply ignore Paul's extensive listing of evidence relating to the resurrection including the "multitudes" of eye witnesses that saw the risen Jesus in the period after the crucifixion and before the ascension.

In the case of the creation, I am not willing to grant them logical cover behind their bogus arguments citing "obvious" issues with geologic timescales, especially given the fact that creation is being described to us as occurring in a specific timeframe by a being that is by definition timeless, especially given Peter's admonition to us regarding how soon we should expect the return.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 21, 2021 10:25 AM (MkuC5)

371 "The word of God was given TO a pre scientific people and expressed in a way that made sense to them. It is most certainly FOR us today as much as it was thousands of years ago. We must have faith."

Believing God raised his (obedient) son from the dead is the fundamental of faith. That we will one day be like him, in a new spiritual body ... those beliefs are well beyond our scientific comprehension, and those are our hope. ... But the old testament is "for our learning" Romans 15:4 ... (a man's gotta know his limitations Clint 15:4 ha)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2021 10:29 AM (Cus5s)

372 "They also reject Christ, so I'm not really sure Christians can count them as a biblical authority."

And yet, we use their books as the OT.

Posted by: casual observer 0921 at September 21, 2021 10:41 AM (aAP3z)

373 365 The Old Testament is, of course, a translation from the Torah. Talmudic scholars themselves admit that (especially the book of Genesis) the Creation story is metaphorical.


Genesis was not intended as a scientific treatise on how life came to be. It was an introduction of a monotheistic God -- His nature and relationship to man and all of creation -- to a culture where polytheism was the norm. That said, there are tremendous implications from the creation account. Things like "in the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth." That the biblical account is in-line with scientific discovery that the universe is expanding, and as such, time can be rolled back to a point where all that matter had a starting point.

At the same time, I go nuts listening to people who torture logic by trying to align scientific discovery with literal interpretations of Genesis text. My faith in Christ is not shattered if the universe took a few million years to form rather than six days. None of what Jesus said concerned itself one whit with the How of creation, but with the Who and Why.

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2021 10:53 AM (gS3OW)

374 "And yet, we use their books as the OT."

Most Christians consider them God's old testament. Christians believe Christ is the truth. To reject God's truth is to accept lies. At that point, you become a detriment to yourself and others in regards to all things spiritual. It doesn't matter how educated or familiar Jews are with the Bible, if they don't accept Christ, they are dead spiritually.

Paul had several run ins and much to say about the Jews who refused Christ, but wanted to push Judaism. They are our enemies regarding the gospel, even if beloved for the father's sake.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 21, 2021 10:57 AM (B0mGw)

375 Sitting next to a dog and on a kitty.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 21, 2021 08:02 PM (hP73G)

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