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First Rate!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:30 AM (w9Wax) 2
I get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG) 3
King of eclairs? Don't see no chocolate.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (/U27+) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (s2VJv) 6
King of the Eclairs!
Posted by: JoJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (ezH4j) 7
Maybe an illustration of what Pixy reported in the tech thread?
>>>Specifically I was banned for suggesting that Comrade Dan Andrews - Premier of Victoria - should resign or be thrown into a volcano, whichever works. Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (SJbY/) 8
Would probably hang. Maybe in a guest room.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (45fpk) 9
The atomic tests in the pacific really did a number on the crabs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (kTF2Z) 10
The blue sky is brilliant.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (45fpk) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (Bmy3R) 12
Taken from the storyboard of Shang Chi and the Legend of the 10 Rings
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (w9Wax) 13
Alien with a mohawk?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (z5Vrg) 14
I prefer a plain old cake donut to an eclair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0) Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SJbY/) 16
Maybe that eclair will be better when they cook it.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (mbFEM) 17
Funny, it doesn't look like Col. Vindman.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (Bmy3R) 18
I do de-clair that is a strange painting.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (ezH4j) 19
If your shit looks like that you're gonna die.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (NsE9F) 20
I'll tell you if you give me a bite of your Ecclair!
Posted by: Frank William Abagnale Jr. at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (DCdYk) 21
Brown acid
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (OCTRt) 22
AUGH!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (2JVJo) 23
Umm... ok.
Posted by: dantesed at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (88xKn) 24
Maybe it's upside-down.
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SJbY/) 25
This reminds me of 'The Masked Singer'.
Lots if weird crp seen on that show, that look like this. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (3D/fK) 26
I do-nut get it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Bmy3R) 27
Would probably hang. Maybe in a guest room.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (45fpk) This lady gets it! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Q9lwr) 28
Happy little eclairs!
Posted by: Bob Ross at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (cPRnX) 29
I see a seahorse... a shiny irredescent seahorse... and other stuff...
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (6Je/Q) 30
Earl of Sammich
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0) 31
Triceratops wearing a rainbow wig?
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (ezH4j) 32
Looks like he dropped his palette.
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (AwYPR) 33
No bewbs. Not art.
Posted by: Ned Reid at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (iTaVT) 34
I was looking for a piece of artwork for my living room a couple of weeks ago. I did not come across this, but the colors would have been good.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (45fpk) 35
Kind of reminds me of that thing kindergarten kids do around Thanksgiving where they trace around a hand and then add stick legs and eyes to make it into a turkey.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (nfrXX) 36
I'd propose a new title: "Punk Rock Land Crab"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Bmy3R) Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (SJbY/) 38
I told you kids not to put your art projects in the oven!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (PiwSw) 39
Creamy filling exploding on the right.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (w9Wax) 40
I prefer a plain old cake donut to an eclair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0) Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr) 41
Was this painted with a straw?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (/U27+) 43
There are bewbs, if you tilt the screen just.. so...
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (6Je/Q) 44
Had I painted this I would have named it WHAT THE EVERLOVIN FUCK???
Nice colors though. Sure beats ......yuh. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (o2MD2) 45
ugh.
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (S1hrL) 46
Not really good art right here
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (8/7sc) 47
It's about man's inhumanity to man. And stuff.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (ezH4j) 48
40 I prefer a plain old cake donut to an eclair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0) Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr) They need to make donut-hole eclairs. Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (SJbY/) 49
Celebrated as being one of the last surrealists according to Wiki. Celebrated for being among the last I'm sure.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (QZ/dC) 50
Aw damn, someone left the cake out in the rain,,, AGAIN!....
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (6Je/Q) 51
Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr) _________ Kolaches >>> Eclairs Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (/U27+) 52
Looks like Walt Disney threw up all over the canvas.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (kTF2Z) 53
Well, that would certainly be a conversation starter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (++Qs0) 54
50 Aw damn, someone left the cake out in the rain,,, AGAIN!....
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (6Je/Q) I don't think I can take it.... Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (PiwSw) Posted by: Hunter B. at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (nfrXX) 56
He has his True Colors, shining through....
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (6Je/Q) 57
Looks like Walt Disney threw up all over the canvas.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 *** I got that reference! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (/XOcP) 58
This looks like the artist used paints of differing densities or whatever, where when he poured one onto another they separated--like oils and watercolors. Then it looks like he threw some paint-thinner on to get some other effects. Not saying I like it or dislike it, but it is kinda interesting.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (OyyDO) 59
How does stuff like this get chosen?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (/U27+) Ask that asshole CBD... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Q9lwr) 60
"What's Going on in Joe Biden's Brain Right Before His Staff Shoes the Reporters Away"
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (SJbY/) 61
It kind of looks like a deer got swallowed by a dinosaur. I bet kids would like this.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (45fpk) 62
Okay, I'm here. I'm never here because I just got up and have to read JJ but this painting.....
Do you think the artist knew what he was going to paint when he started? That this image was in his mind fully formed? Or did he change it, modify it as he went along? I think it is fascinating. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Y+l9t) 63
They called Donati: "The Last Surrealist"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Bmy3R) 64
59 How does stuff like this get chosen?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (/U27+) Ask that asshole CBD... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Q9lwr) That Guy!!! You believe that guy??? Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (6Je/Q) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (2JVJo) 66
This painting is full of suggestions of things. I like it.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ezH4j) 67
Beautiful array of colors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (/XOcP) 68
59 Ask that asshole CBD...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Q9lwr) ========= Is he that guy on the ottoman? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (LvTSG) 69
I see an angry ghey seahorse
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (oEn12) 70
Now you know why they said not to take the brown acid.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (kTF2Z) 71
Looks more like a Napoleon than an eclair. Swirly frosting gives it away....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (7bRMQ) 72
40 I prefer a plain old cake donut to an eclair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0) Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr) angel creme donuts are better anyway Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (OyyDO) 73
When it comes to pastry, the apple fritter trumps every living thing you can eat with a fine cuppa joe. Hands down. If you disagree you are a pastry supreisist and prolly a racist, not to mention taste bud deaf and full of shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2) 74
How does stuff like this get chosen?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Ixnay with the questionsay. You're going to get us nekkid guysay on the Ottomansay. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt) 75
Alternate painting title: Untitled.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (VJsqe) 76
Maybe it's upside-down. Posted by: m
****** (From the archives) On Abstract Art - a limerick There once was a young man from colormumble Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear He swervy perspectived And vague shapified Hang on the wall this => side up. Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (Xwt96) 77
Someone left the jelly beans on the dashboard.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (NsE9F) 78
Does anybody else see explosive diarrhea?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (45fpk) 79
Looks like technotoad after unsuccessfully attempting to cross the freeway.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (o2MD2) 80
If you disagree you are a pastry supreisist and prolly a racist, not to mention taste bud deaf and full of shit. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2) _______ *backs out of thread slowly* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (/U27+) 81
He was painting a standard landscape until Yoko Ono opened her mouth.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (kTF2Z) 82
The candy colored clown they call the Sandman....
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (6Je/Q) 83
I prefer a plain old cake donut to an eclair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0) Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr) angel creme donuts are better anyway Posted by: Kris Powdered Bavarian Creme FTW! Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (OCTRt) 84
Oh, now I get it! It's one of the Blue Meanies' attack dogs!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (7bRMQ) 85
78 Does anybody else see explosive diarrhea?
I was thinking more along the lines of "Technicolor Yawn", but yeah, it could have come out the other end. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (Bmy3R) Posted by: Jerry (It's Liquid Gold) Nadler at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (3D/fK) 87
And then the soundtrack explodes: "Jesus Christ. Superstar."
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (SJbY/) 88
the apple fritter trumps every living thing you can eat with a fine cuppa joe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2) From King Pin Donuts on Durant Avenue in Berkeley. At 2:00am. Hot out of the oil. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (Q9lwr) 89
Death Metal Fish rules!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (KbCG3) 90
Is it from Heavy Metal magazine?
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (G1+S9) 91
73 When it comes to pastry, the apple fritter trumps every living thing you can eat with a fine cuppa joe. Hands down. If you disagree you are a pastry supreisist and prolly a racist, not to mention taste bud deaf and full of shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2) ----- I love apple fritters. They are the best. I also love maple. My goal is to one day find a maple fritter with that maple donut frosting. THEN I can die happy. Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (VJsqe) 92
63 They called Donati: "The Last Surrealist"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Bmy3R) I wondered about that. It reminded me of some abstract surrealism, but the textures reminded me of some German Expressionist work about WWI. Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (OyyDO) 93
@91 I meant an APPLE fritter with maple frosting. dang.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (VJsqe) 94
Somebody shit my painting!!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Supergenious at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (3D/fK) 95
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1) 96
Seahorse meets triceratops in the ocean with mountains in the background.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1) 98
73 When it comes to pastry, the apple fritter trumps every living thing you can eat with a fine cuppa joe. Hands down. If you disagree you are a pastry supreisist and prolly a racist, not to mention taste bud deaf and full of shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2) You know who else enjoyed apple fritters with his coffee... probably. Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO) 99
96 Seahorse meets triceratops in the ocean with mountains in the background.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC) . . . and just stands there. Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (SJbY/) 100
100
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (SJbY/) 101
I like to add maple syrup to my cake-style cornbread. Makes a great breakfast.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Bmy3R) 102
This guy died not that long ago. 2008
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (45fpk) 103
78 Does anybody else see explosive diarrhea?
I was thinking more along the lines of "Technicolor Yawn", but yeah, it could have come out the other end. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (Bmy3R) Woof! Posted by: Puppy who ate a pack of Crayolas 30 minutes ago at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (KcBMA) 104
I see a rat-bat-spider!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (yQpMk) 105
Well .. It is colorful.
I'm getting a couple of library books about Rembrandt today. Then maybe look at some Frank Frazetta works. They will be colorful AND make sense. Posted by: JTB at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (7EjX1) 106
Hee hee. Actually, I just knocked over a couple paint cans. I was going to toss it, but some hipster with a man bun and murse offered me $100 for it.
Posted by: Enrico Donati at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (7bRMQ) 107
When I look at this painting I can almost smell the mustard gas and roses on his breath.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (VJsqe) 108
I love apple fritters. They are the best. I also love maple. My goal is to one day find a maple fritter with that maple donut frosting. THEN I can die happy.
Posted by: 496 There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt) 109
I looked it up to see if there was any info about what the artist was thinking and.....no. But there is a link to the painting in the Weinstein Gallery and the colors are absolutely fabulous.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (Y+l9t) 110
Roi D'eclair
Funny. I don't see any pastries in it. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 *** "King of Clarity"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (/XOcP) 111
google translated it to King of Lightning
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (oEn12) 112
Somebody shit my painting!!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Supergenious at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (3D/fK) Best description yet. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1) 113
It's certainly provocative.
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (SJbY/) 114
They say you need to unfocus your eyes to see the spaceship but that's wrong.
You need deep focus. Posted by: Mr. Pitt at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (yQpMk) 115
Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr) RANT SO when you bring donut to the office just bring glazed! Well ok, 2 out of 12 can be chocolate glazed. Just go look in 10 minutes. At least 6 of the glazed are gone. If you bring in 6 glazed and 6 mixed. There, staring at you like the runt of the litter are the 6 mixed. Yeah someone will come get the blueberry and then the plain cake. But that funky multi topping is gonna sit there until someone gets a plate, cuts off a chunk and Mics it to make it taste better. /rant Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0) 116
It should be called Eclair Surprise. The surprise is there's no eclairs in it.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (ezH4j) 117
Trolls on acid.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (KcBMA) 118
looks like South Carolina is turning the corner on Covid.
https://tinyurl.com/s6xuupu7 Look at the individual county occupancy rates by hovering over the individual counties on the map net the bottom of the link. Posted by: Joe Biden, Supergenious at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (3D/fK) 119
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt) ----- For when you absolutely have to eat all your day's calories at once! The Maltby Diner in Maltby WA made sticky buns the size of wheelbarrow wheels. They were good too - I was afraid they'd be dry or crusty... nope. Fantastic. I wonder if they're still in business. Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe) 120
100 100
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (SJbY/) This is the definition of "nailed it." Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1) 121
google translated it to King of Lightning
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 *** That fits the painting better. But is that what "eclair" means in French, "lightning"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (nLt7h) 123
I love apple fritters. They are the best. I also love maple. My goal is to one day find a maple fritter with that maple donut frosting. THEN I can die happy.
Posted by: 496 There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt) ********** Apple fritters would be included in my last meal. Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (NpAcC) 124
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt) nothing like 1350 calories of dough and sugar in your gut to get the body moving Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0) 125
Dunkin Donuts used to do an eclair that was basically an elongated Boston Creme donut. It was the only eclair that did not disappoint.
Hoity toity places do them with rolled up croissants and then they overcook the pastry and a crunchy eclair is awful. And then there are places that just cannot make custard. A lot of times they taste like rolled up wet newspaper. So, yeah, eclairs ultimately disappoint. Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (mbFEM) 126
You know who else enjoyed apple fritters with his coffee... probably.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO) How else could he have gotten to be such a disgusting lardass as to be considered art? Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (o2MD2) 127
This reminds me of that bloody ejaculate image Metallica used for that one album / CD cover.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1) 128
You know who else enjoyed apple fritters with his coffee... probably.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO) Probably. Hitler had a notorious sweet tooth. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (2JVJo) Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (ezH4j) 130
Dunkin Donuts used to do an eclair that was basically an elongated Boston Creme donut. It was the only eclair that did not disappoint.
Yes. Those are the shizzznit. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1) 131
My daughter searches for the donut shop with the Koreans that speak zero Engrish.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (yrol0) 132
Looks like a lost YES album cover.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (BFigT) 133
nothing like 1350 calories of dough and sugar in your gut to get the body moving Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0) And induce shitting. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1) 134
Kind of reminds me of that thing kindergarten kids do around Thanksgiving where they trace around a hand and then add stick legs and eyes to make it into a turkey.
Posted by: Oddbob ****** **shifty eyes** **shuffles paper with stick-legged hand-turkey under stack of other papers** **whistles innocently** Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Xwt96) 135
Be off me, you idiot sock.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (3D/fK) 136
A dragon melting in saltwater? Or just cleaning the paint brushes?
Posted by: Paladin at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (7qvpm) 137
How does stuff like this get chosen?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh == I like to imagine CBD goes Art shopping and when he sees something out of the ordinary he thinks "oh, I wonder what amusements my little hordelings will make out of this" Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (oEn12) 138
This is Punchy's brains before drugs! His brain on drugs looks like eggs frying, which is, of course, an improvement.
Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (5iUNf) 139
132 Looks like a lost YES album cover.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (BFigT) No Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0) 140
Spin Art!
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (gmo/4) 141
This looks like a parrot squished between 2 pieces of glass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (UuD2k) 142
SO when you bring donut to the office just bring glazed! Well ok, 2 out of 12 can be chocolate glazed. Just go look in 10 minutes. At least 6 of the glazed are gone. If you bring in 6 glazed and 6 mixed. There, staring at you like the runt of the litter are the 6 mixed. Yeah someone will come get the blueberry and then the plain cake. But that funky multi topping is gonna sit there until someone gets a plate, cuts off a chunk and Mics it to make it taste better.
/rant Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 *** When I lived in Denver, at one job it was a rotating tradition for someone to bring in pastry on a Friday morning. I got clever and ordered a king cake shipped from Da Swamp. People looked at it kind of askance. "What's the green stuff down there?" "Food coloring on sugar. Trust me, it's not mold." Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (/XOcP) 143
Bullton from the Fourth Dementia.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (vuisn) 144
The grocery store has eclairs that are not refrigerated. They just sit there with the other baked goods. Lord knows what the filling is.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (ezH4j) 145
This morning we had about a dozen hummingbirds flitting around a large flowering bush in the garden. Never seen so many around at one time. We're making up some sugar water for the hanging feeders so they have plenty of food. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (/U27+) 146
Donut Tip: When getting donuts for a group, make sure to get a few peanut ones. They're the same as glazed but with a bonus. Nobody eats 'em, so they're all yours. Peanut Tim Bits are ambrosia.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO) Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (uuklp) 148
Secondhand tequila sunrise.
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (w9Wax) 150
nothing like 1350 calories of dough and sugar in your gut to get the body moving
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 And induce shitting. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 *** Well, something got moving at least. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (/XOcP) 151
146 Donut Tip: When getting donuts for a group, make sure to get a few peanut ones. They're the same as glazed but with a bonus. Nobody eats 'em, so they're all yours. Peanut Tim Bits are ambrosia.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO) Also kills the peanut allergic office members so more for you next time. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0) 152
This morning we had about a dozen hummingbirds flitting around a large flowering bush in the garden. Never seen so many around at one time.
They are getting read to fly to Mexico on the backs of Canadian Geese. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (yQpMk) 153
Important translation info linked in my sock!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (UHVv4) 154
This looks like a parrot squished between 2 pieces of glass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (UuD2k) Not sure why, but that comment made me think of this....again.....not sure why. https://tinyurl.com/37p8z9z9 Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (Zz0t1) 155
131 My daughter searches for the donut shop with the Koreans that speak zero Engrish.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (yrol0) OOOhh we have one of those. the lady is like the soup nazi. Next! Wha chu wa ? Next ! Doughnuts are damn good tho. Posted by: Border Sheriff at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (2cfUo) 156
Lord knows what the filling is.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (ezH4j) Rolled up wet newspaper. Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (mbFEM) 157
cannoli >>>> cream puff >>>> eclair
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (oEn12) 158
"This morning we had about a dozen hummingbirds flitting around a large flowering bush in the garden. Never seen so many around at one time.
" ALL of ours disappeared on September 1st this year. Prior to that, all three feeders were under constant usage by them. Almost as if they have begun their migration south unusually early this year. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (3D/fK) Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (yrol0) 160
Dunkin' Donuts is only tangentially related to donuts at this point. It's all about the coffee.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (ezH4j) 161
I just peered outside from the break room window. Earlier it was looking gloomy, as if it might rain or the temp was 45. Now, not quite sunny, but not gloomy any more. I kind of liked the gloom for a change.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP) 162
This gives me hope. I have something similar that I call "Unpaid Ho". Dad said it's a masterpiece!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (vGJY7) 163
This is what happens when you mix c-4 into an eclair's filling.
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (gmo/4) 164
Dunkin Donuts used to do an eclair that was basically an elongated Boston Creme donut. It was the only eclair that did not disappoint. ...
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (mbFEM) ++++ You have described the perfect donut. Boston Creme: the only good thing to come out of Boston after the Revolution. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (DCdYk) 165
I find Creme Horns the most disgusting of pastries.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (yQpMk) 166
King of Suede:
https://tinyurl.com/39xcu39h Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM A most cromulent Weird Al reference. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (m+jkK) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (Bmy3R) 168
157 cannoli >>>> cream puff >>>> eclair
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (oEn12) cannoli >>>> gun >>>>cream puff >>>> eclair Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (yrol0) Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (VJsqe) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (nLt7h) 171
Mornin' all...What's the latest?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (8nD9v) 172
Not sure why, but that comment made me think of this....again.....not sure why.
https://tinyurl.com/37p8z9z9 Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 *** You know, I think I once built a model of that! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (/XOcP) 173
Using an internet translation tool reveals primary meaning of eclair as a 'flash' as of lightning, with a secondary meaning of 'flamboyance. Maybe that's what the blob is, The King of Flamboyance
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (Xwt96) 174
Mornin' all...What's the latest?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (8nD9v) The Fresh Hell is piping hot. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (yQpMk) 175
But is that what "eclair" means in French, "lightning"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP) I thought lightning is "foudre," but I may be wrong. That may be thunder. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (Q9lwr) 176
160 Dunkin' Donuts is only tangentially related to donuts at this point. It's all about the coffee.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (ezH4j) That's why its called Dunkin now. Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (mbFEM) Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (O/2Wz) 178
I guess the title can translate as King of Lightning.
Which would make sense. Still don't like it. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (dfRN6) 179
Mornin' all...What's the latest?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (8nD9v) ++++ Kairos is upon us. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (DCdYk) 180
Ich bin ein eclair!
Posted by: zombie JFK at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (UHVv4) 181
*** You know, I think I once built a model of that! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (/XOcP) It was iconic back in the day, for sure. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (/U27+) 183
On Abstract Art - a limerick
There once was a young man from colormumble Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear He swervy perspectived And vague shapified Hang on the wall this => side up. Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (Xwt96) ================== Art unattractive enough to drive away guests but provokes brilliance is worth it! Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (jdrrD) 184
Yeah, the word 'creme' in Creme Horns is the red flag.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (ezH4j) 185
I thought lightning is "foudre," but I may be wrong. That may be thunder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (Q9lwr) Nadler is King of Thunder Pants Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (yrol0) 186
Vinnie, not being too bright, shot the eclairs and left the gun.
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (gmo/4) 187
Why it's Greased Lightning.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (vuisn) 188
You have described the perfect donut. Boston Creme: the only good thing to come out of Boston after the Revolution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (DCdYk) I walk into my local Dunkies they look at me and go large hot coffee cream and sugar and two Boston Creme's, right? Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (mbFEM) 189
The Fresh Hell is piping hot. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (yQpMk) I expected as much... I see biden is back up on Rasmussen.... I guess it's because he's doing such a bang up job on the border Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (8nD9v) 190
Dunkin' Donuts is only tangentially related to donuts at this point. It's all about the coffee.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (ezH4j) The margins are better for coffee. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (Q9lwr) 191
Secondhand tequila sunrise.
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (gmo/4) Most often referred to by its common name: tequila suuuu...surprise! Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (5iUNf) 192
I guess the title can translate as King of Lightning.
Which would make sense. " Is Thunder Shart no longer a thing? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (3D/fK) 193
Morning.
This painting represents my inner emotional state upon waking up in the morning before my first cup of coffee. Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (dztPJ) Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (axyOa) 195
cannoli
My Italian granny made 'em the old-fashioned way, forming the home-made shells around cut-off pieces of broomstick. Riccotta and bits of chocolate for the filling. Also, the traditional Italian lemon and powdered sugar kind. Great stuff. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R) 196
KK makes a pretty good apple filled donut.
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR) 197
Now I'm seeing a creature with Punk Monkey hair and face, very short torso, two legs, pissing a stream of urine into the ocean. Check it out!
I hope to be able to un-see that eventually. Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (Xwt96) 198
196 KK makes a pretty good apple filled donut.
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR) Dang.. Now I want a donut.. Do they make low carb ones ? Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (8nD9v) 199
190
The margins are better for coffee. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (Q9lwr) ======== Add a five cent squirt of caramel flavoring and charge an extra $3. Coffee should be drunk black to remind one of one's failings as a man. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG) 200
Planet of the flamboyant fiddler crabs!
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (gmo/4) 201
There once was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear He swervy perspectived And vague shapified Hang on the wall this => side up. Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM *considers* Makes more sense than the painting. Two thumbs up. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (m+jkK) 202
If that's the ROI on eclairs, imagine what the ROI is on a good Boston Cream Pie!
Oof! Obligatory: https://youtu.be/QzOs4PX7UMs Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (ABbCw) 203
A hotdog is just a firmer e'claire.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (NsE9F) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG) 205
When I see lightning, It always brings me down - RJD
Posted by: Border Sheriff at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (2cfUo) 206
Why it's Greased Lightning.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (vuisn) ++++ After the success of "Grease" in 1978, there was a marked increase in weather-related helicopter deaths. Upon further investigation of the intermittent phenomenon, NTSB investigators determined that the spike was due to people deliberately flying into thunderstorms armed with cans of aerosol vegetable oil so as to produce "greased lightning." The spike had tapered dramatically by 1982 and 1983 marked the first full year of reversion to the historical mean. The NTSB concluded its investigation in 1993, with the report being released in 1997. Posted by: Fake History, Fourth Edition at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (DCdYk) 207
I really can't stand Dunkin Donuts coffee. I've tried many times.
It's worse than Starbucks imo. That at least I can doctor with enough half & half. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12) 208
Sugar donuts and new england apple cider = fall
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (gmo/4) 209
cannoli
My Italian granny made 'em the old-fashioned way, forming the home-made shells around cut-off pieces of broomstick. Riccotta and bits of chocolate for the filling. Also, the traditional Italian lemon and powdered sugar kind. Great stuff. Posted by: Guy Smiley Sounds awesome. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (OCTRt) 210
Fab-a-crab. He's in anywhere.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (Bmy3R) 211
Saw the painting. First thought: it's FABulous.
Looks like S. American Mardi Gras dancer. Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (Rbu5d) Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0) 213
All I can say is that the colors and gradations are gorgeous. And the donkey-like figure just above the middle and slightly to the left brings to mind AOC.
Posted by: lizabth at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (L3Rsz) 214
Sugar donuts and new england apple cider = fall
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM I'd replace with fresh, hot cider donuts, but yes. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (m+jkK) 215
I really can't stand Dunkin Donuts coffee. I've tried many times.
It's worse than Starbucks imo. That at least I can doctor with enough half & half. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)[ Heretic!!! Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (Zz0t1) 216
Flight of the Skejakwada?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (B0mGw) 217
Coffee should be drunk black to remind one of one's failings as a man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG) Truth! Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (o2MD2) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (KcBMA) 219
Roue de Secours. Oui!
Posted by: Mille Bornes at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (KLJ0l) Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (VJsqe) 221
ha!
In his new book, The Bidens: Inside the First Familys Fifty-Year Rise to Power, Politico reporter Ben Schreckinger says that evidence points to Hunter Bidens laptop being legit. What is NO FUCK Alex? Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (yrol0) 222
My Italian granny made 'em the old-fashioned way, forming the home-made shells around cut-off pieces of broomstick. Riccotta and bits of chocolate for the filling. Also, the traditional Italian lemon and powdered sugar kind. Great stuff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R) They are ubiquitous in Italian bakeries around here, and they mostly suck, because people like your grandmother aren't making them fresh. A good cannoli is spectacular, and a bad one is a horrible disappointment that ruins entire weeks. There is a bakery in NYC Little Italy that, shockingly, makes great ones. I have no idea how that happened, because most other things in Little Italy are touristy crap. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (Q9lwr) 223
I correct people that say "curler" instead of cruller.
The doughnut has a name. Call it by its name. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (nLt7h) Posted by: klaftern at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (taPSh) 225
Dang.. Now I want a donut.. Do they make low carb ones ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (8nD9v) Yes, and not only that, they have no calories on Wednesdays!!! Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:02 AM (7bRMQ) 226
"Politico reporter Ben Schreckinger says that evidence points to Hunter Bidens laptop being legit."
So what you're saying is it wasn't worth saying until you could make money off of it? Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (B0mGw) 227
... A good cannoli is spectacular, and a bad one is a horrible disappointment that ruins entire weeks. ...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (Q9lwr) ++++ Yes indeed. I have friend who's parents do a Christmas Eve party every year. The husband makes the shells, the wife makes the filling, and together they make magic. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (DCdYk) 228
I just stick with the pizzelles, they're harder to mess up.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (vuisn) 229
I correct people that say "curler" instead of cruller.
The doughnut has a name. Call it by its name. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (nLt7h) Cruller Clowns From Outer Space! Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (gmo/4) 230
Dang.. Now I want a donut.. Do they make low carb ones ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (8nD9v) Yes, and not only that, they have no calories on Wednesdays!!! Posted by: OrangeEnt If you eat them with your eyes closed, you don't see the carbs, so they don't count. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (OCTRt) 231
Can glazed donuts be marketed to Progressives as Plant Based Alternative Donuts?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK) 232
212 What $685k get you in NYC
https://tinyurl.com/ynr6mnhk Posted by: rhennigantx It has ...character. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (oEn12) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (B0mGw) 234
It's worse than Starbucks imo. That at least I can doctor with enough half & half.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12) I am unaware of anything worse than Starbucks coffee, including metastatic brain cancer and Ebola. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (Q9lwr) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (/1l9x) 236
226 "Politico reporter Ben Schreckinger says that evidence points to Hunter Bidens laptop being legit."
So what you're saying is it wasn't worth saying until you could make money off of it? Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (B0mGw) And Biden was safely installed. Win-win! Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (KbCG3) 237
I walk into my local Dunkies they look at me and go large hot coffee cream and sugar and two Boston Creme's, right? Posted by: blaster The put "Kick Me" on my coffee cup. Probably some MAGA type with balls, testosterone, and stuff! Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (vGJY7) 238
But is that what "eclair" means in French, "lightning"?
***** I read it as meaning 'flash', like a flash of lightning or flair. Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (Xwt96) 239
"And Biden was safely installed. Win-win!"
They obviously think they can finagle their black woman Big Tech compromised vice president through the backdoor. And Harris loves the back door. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (B0mGw) 240
*breaks out pizelle iron*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (KcBMA) 241
I used to prefer the Dunkin' Donuts K-cups in the office breakroom.
Back when we *had* an office. Now my living room is my office. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (Bmy3R) 242
"I am unaware of anything worse than Starbucks coffee, including metastatic brain cancer and Ebola."
Here....hold these *Hands CBD day old underwear* Posted by: Jo-Jo Biden , President Select at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (3D/fK) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (B0mGw) 244
Starf*cks is horrid crap. I'm one of those people to whom it always tastes "burnt."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Bmy3R) 245
The husband makes the shells, the wife makes the filling, and together they make magic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (DCdYk) Fresh! That's the only way to eat them. Now I want one, and may have to learn how to make them. Hey...Guy Smiley...do you have your grandmother's recipe? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Q9lwr) 246
109...and the colors are absolutely fabulous.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (Y+l9t) See, that's what I said! Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Rbu5d) 247
They obviously think they can finagle their black woman Big Tech compromised vice president through the backdoor. And Harris loves the back door. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (B0mGw) In the vagin' be divine, But with Harris, in the pooper be super. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (Zz0t1) 248
"I'm one of those people to whom it always tastes burnt."
Agreed. I'll take gas station coffee every time. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (B0mGw) 249
Can glazed donuts be marketed to Progressives as Plant Based Alternative Donuts?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK) You can market anything as plant based alternative to progressives, they'll fall for anything cause they's stupid.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (7bRMQ) 250
And just like that....a hummingbird has arrived at one of the feeders.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (3D/fK) 251
245 The husband makes the shells, the wife makes the filling, and together they make magic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (DCdYk) That sounds kinda... backwards. Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (vuisn) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (B0mGw) 253
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (B0mGw) I do miss the office though. We're a very small company and we all got along great. Many of us had been together for well over a decade and were old friends. It wasn't the typical office situation, which I am well-familiar with and which I def would not miss! Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (Bmy3R) 254
Was at a meeting a couple weeks ago in the evening. Someone brought a grocery store foam tray of some kind of iced donut ball type thing. Decided to have one as I was leaving as I had not had dinner and blood sugar was getting low and had an hour drive home. There is no way to spit out a soggy , tasteless ball of flour and preservatives with slimy oily tasteless icing in front of the host without hurt feelings so I managed to choke it down and drink half a bottle of water to flush my mouth. Grocery store donuts are the worst.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (hSOPX) 255
Starf*cks is horrid crap. I'm one of those people to whom it always tastes "burnt."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Bmy3R) Worst coffee ever. That's why the have to put all that crap in it to make it drinkable. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1) 256
That sounds kinda... backwards.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (vuisn) ++++ Heh. Sort of, but he's a second-to-none baker and she's one helluva cook. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (DCdYk) 257
What? I was talking metaphorical. Sheesh, Sponge. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (B0mGw) I thought it was more of a 'liquor in the front, poker in the rear' kind of thing...... Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (Zz0t1) 258
W doing fundraiser for liz cheney. This will make me enjoy her wipeout even more. Imagine having so much money you could donate money to liz cheney.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc) 259
Now I'm seeing a creature with Punk Monkey hair and face, very short torso, two legs, pissing a stream of urine into the ocean. Check it out!
I hope to be able to un-see that eventually. Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 *** Has it had the Urolift procedure? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (/XOcP) 260
Karol Köhler- the Cruller King of Culver City, California
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (Xwt96) 261
That sounds kinda... backwards.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (vuisn) Yeah, it's insert Tab A into Slot B.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (7bRMQ) 262
119...The Maltby Diner in Maltby WA made sticky buns the size of wheelbarrow wheels. They were good too - I was afraid they'd be dry or crusty... nope. Fantastic. I wonder if they're still in business.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe) Diner nearbyhas cinnamon rolls the size of dinner plates, and 5" high. De-lish. Not that I would eat one, being all keto-ized and all. Nope. Not me... Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (Rbu5d) 263
And just like that....a hummingbird has arrived at one of the feeders.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (3D/fK) Gassing up for the trip south? Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (AwYPR) 264
That two kinds of board games link is awesome.
But, he NAILED Eurogames and was just sort of silly with American-games (which looks like something from Games Workshop? a British company). Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (DpkTQ) 265
I got clever and ordered a king cake shipped from Da Swamp. ...
Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15. Wolfus: Who got the plastic baby? Everyone else: Wut? Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (nfrXX) 266
"I do miss the office though."
I would get that way working from home and then I would walk around outside while on a conference call, wake up 15 minutes before work started or put on a movie while working to make the time pass. But I do get what you're saying. COVID had us cloistered in our office and our group got a lot closer. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (B0mGw) 267
Karol Köhler- the Cruller King of Culver City, California
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (Xwt96) ++++ I'm just going to leave this here. https://youtu.be/jgYbogp1Ha0?t=8 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (DCdYk) 268
Grocery store donuts are the worst.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (hSOPX) Ah yes...that wonderful greasy, sticky slurry of powdered sugar and congealed frying fat, with the lovely addition of stale, dense barely cooked dough. It sticks to your teeth and you can taste it for hours. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (Q9lwr) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (3D/fK) 270
The painting gives me flashbacks to fighting Quadraxis many years ago
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (VJsqe) 271
So you're saying Harris plays poker?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw) 272
Today, we're beta-testing our new office "soft phones" that will allow us to transfer calls from home. That'll be pretty cool. Been using Magic Jacks and one of those online "switchboards" to go on and off phones till now.
People are starting to push back against the "Due to Covid we're working at home, and I apologize in advance that I can't transfer your call, but if you have a pen handy..." Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (Bmy3R) 273
249 Can glazed donuts be marketed to Progressives as Plant Based Alternative Donuts?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK) Dunkies had a campaign talking about their plant based stuff - yes it included plant based sausage and stuff, but also the donuts. The campaign starred Snoop Dogg. He was all like "it's plant based!" and there were some green kinda weedy looking backgrounds. It was funny. Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (mbFEM) Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (TdMsT) 275
Starbucks tastes nasty.
Seattle's Best tastes like the best of the nasty brews from Starbucks. Dunkin Donuts is bland. Horton's is...ok. Honestly if you are going to go get coffee why not try a local coffee shop or dinner? Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (DpkTQ) 276
131 My daughter searches for the donut shop with the Koreans that speak zero Engrish.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (yrol0) YT Korean pastry shop tours. Incredible. Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (Rbu5d) 277
"I'm one of those people to whom it always tastes burnt."
Agreed. I'll take gas station coffee every time. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 *** I'll skip the Starcluck's too. On the road to and from Birmingham, I made a point of stopping at the Love's Travel Centers along I-59. Clean bathrooms, no face diaper nonsense for customers, everything laid out the same way in all the locations so you can find stuff, and good coffee. And their gas was about .10/gal. cheaper than in B'ham proper or in Da Swamp. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (/XOcP) 278
Ah yes...that wonderful greasy, sticky slurry of powdered sugar and congealed frying fat, with the lovely addition of stale, dense barely cooked dough.
It sticks to your teeth and you can taste it for hours. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo People say you can't taste the printed word. People are wrong. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (OCTRt) 279
"Dunkies had a campaign talking about their plant based stuff - yes it included plant based sausage and stuff, but also the donuts. "
Don't forget their plant based alternative coffee! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (3D/fK) 280
258 W doing fundraiser for liz cheney. This will make me enjoy her wipeout even more. Imagine having so much money you could donate money to liz cheney.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc) Imagine the balls of getting the Bush-Cheney band back together no less than a month after that disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (KbCG3) 281
Hey, Rohrshach inkblots are in color now! Cool.
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (amkqu) 282
258 W doing fundraiser for liz cheney. This will make me enjoy her wipeout even more. Imagine having so much money you could donate money to liz cheney.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc) ----- And Trump has backed her challenger, no? Forget Cheney and challenger - let's see a debate between W and Trump! Put it on pay-per-view and you'd make a mint. Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (VJsqe) 283
Would not hang. Might cross stitch if it weren't for that creepy eye.
At work, the office responsible for religious exemptions informed me that they are working on a process and will get back to me when they have it figured out. Reminder: if I were to decide to get the shot (I won't but they don't know that), I would have at most less than four weeks to start the process. Wonder how fast they're going to be processing the exemptions. Also, thx to all for good wishes on the interview. I generally interview very well, and I actually don't want this position anyway (long story on why I decided to take it if offered. I've thought it all out), so I'm not too concerned. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (8548M) 284
That looks like something I would find in the bottom of my paint cabinet.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (Tnijr) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (3D/fK) 286
So you're saying Harris plays poker?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw) In the rear. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1) 287
People don't go to Starbucks for the coffee, they go for the sugar.
Posted by: I mean at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (VTfbZ) 288
I got clever and ordered a king cake shipped from Da Swamp. ...
Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15. Wolfus: Who got the plastic baby? Everyone else: Wut? Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 *** I warned them to look for that. As far as I remember, I got it, so it would have been my turn next. Before that happened, though, I got laid off. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (/XOcP) 289
You can't go to a 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts without a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.
Posted by: Joetato at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (ezH4j) 290
Imagine the balls of getting the Bush-Cheney band back together no less than a month after that disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal.
We think they failed because they got a lot of Americans killed and money wasted for nothing. They think they succeeded because they got elected and paid off their clients. Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (DpkTQ) 291
People don't go to Starbucks for the coffee, they go for the sugar.
Posted by: I mean at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (VTfbZ) Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan bit about lobsters and butter. Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (amkqu) 292
People say you can't taste the printed word.
People are wrong. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (OCTRt) ++++ And also haven't quickly wolfed down paper that might be incriminating... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (DCdYk) 293
"Dunkies had a campaign talking about their plant based stuff - yes it included plant based sausage and stuff, but also the donuts. "
Do they mean flour? Because flour is plant based. Wheat is a plant. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (OCTRt) 294
Don't eat that eclair...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (sYY3p) 295
It looks like the Cloverfield monster dressed up like George Clinton.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (vuisn) 296
Forget Cheney and challenger - let's see a debate between W and Trump! Put it on pay-per-view and you'd make a mint.
Remember when American politicians had real debates about real issues that weren't scripted. Oh wait, we are supposed to hate Lincoln again, and I'm guessing Douglas has been on the hate list for a long time. Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:17 AM (DpkTQ) 297
Grocery store donuts are the worst.
And Krispy Kreme donuts on a rack at the grocery store -- or worse, a gas station convenience store -- are missing the whole point of Krispy Kremes. Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:17 AM (nfrXX) 298
Don't eat that eclair...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (sYY3p) It was found in the pool! Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:17 AM (7bRMQ) 299
I'm plant-based.
Posted by: Joetato at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (ezH4j) 300
Do they mean flour? Because flour is plant based. Wheat is a plant.
Ok, where do the people with gluten allergies come in here? Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (DpkTQ) 301
No one is healing. Nothing is healed. The wound Donald Trump ripped open has done nothing but fester since Scranton Joe was inaugurated.
Eight months since President Biden was sworn into office, the anticipation of a tone change and 'return to normalcy' has utterly disappeared. The man I once considered a friend and confidante has morphed into a feckless and unreliable leader I no longer recognize. He gives all the signs of stubborn cantankerous naivete, surrounded by idiotic sycophants anyone who has spent more than fifteen minutes around politics should easily recognize as the worst type of corrupt bureaucrats. Biden's policies have broken with his rhetoric of unity to create more division and distrust. Inflation has exploded. Americans are paying more at the pump and the grocery and soon for their kids' holiday toys. The schools are supposed to be reopened, but in-person learning is inconsistent and can be pulled away with the speed of a positive test. The vaccine booster shots, which Biden promised at the beginning of the month, ran into a brick wall of FDA policy. New government mandates are testing the limits of executive power. Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (RHGPo) 302
It looks like the Cloverfield monster dressed up like George Clinton.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (vuisn) ++++ What a vivid description. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (DCdYk) 303
"And Krispy Kreme donuts on a rack at the grocery store -- or worse, a gas station convenience store -- are missing the whole point of Krispy Kremes."
Gotta get them when the 'HOT' light is lit! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (3D/fK) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (B0mGw) 305
Do they mean flour? Because flour is plant based. Wheat is a plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (OCTRt) Yes, donuts are pretty much all plant based. But the thing about the campaign was Snoop Dogg. and weed. It was funny. Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (mbFEM) 306
Want some shitty coffee? I've had shitty coffee in Israel, I've had shitty coffee in Germany, I've had really shitty and expensive coffee in Switzerland. When I landed at the airport in Atlanta, I walked straight to the Mcpukils in the airport and ordered 2 of their largest coffees. I drank them both and was satisfied for the first time in 2 weeks.
I don't like Europeans much, except for the hot French lady that hit on me on the airplane. I liked her. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (o2MD2) 307
Not baked goods, Arthur, baked bads!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (/hXfz) 308
Rorschach was a piker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (AytXr) 309
No one is healing. Nothing is healed. The wound Donald Trump ripped open has done nothing but fester since Scranton Joe was inaugurated.
Did anyone believe that was a thing? Biden ran on a platform of mollifying China, paying off his clients, and sticking it to heritage Americans and members of the productive class. Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (DpkTQ) 310
I got clever and ordered a king cake shipped from Da Swamp. ...
Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15. Wolfus: Who got the plastic baby? Everyone else: Wut? Posted by: Oddbob Gambino's Bakery. gambinos.com Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt) 311
Youtube in overdrive pushing vaccines and scare tactics. " 24 year old unvaccinated father dies..." Fuck off
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (CYnTg) 312
ut the thing about the campaign was Snoop Dogg. and weed. It was funny.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM Not as funny as watching Martha Stewart cook with him. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (m+jkK) 313
"The man I once considered a friend and confidante has morphed into a feckless and unreliable leader I no longer recognize."
Is this about Trump? Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (B0mGw) 314
What's a king cake?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (oEn12) 315
What's a king cake?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM $20, same as in town. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (m+jkK) 316
Kris, are you still here...?
So would this painting style be a precursor to the drippy guys like Pollack, or the "pour" art of today? Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (Rbu5d) 317
What's a king cake? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion _______ Less fabulous than a queen cake. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (/U27+) 318
314 What's a king cake?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (oEn12) ----- $22.50 (thanks bidenflation), same as in town. Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (VJsqe) Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (mbFEM) 320
And Krispy Kreme donuts on a rack at the grocery store -- or worse, a gas station convenience store -- are missing the whole point of Krispy Kremes.
Posted by: Oddbob The "Hot" lamp is lit. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (OCTRt) 321
Hey, Rorschach inkblots are in color now! Cool.
---------------------- Don't blame me. You're the one with all of the dirty pictures! Posted by: just the punchline at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (UHVv4) 322
"What's a king cake?"
King cake is an amazing part of the Mardi Gras season. It's like Carnival in cake form. They basically dump all kinds of good cake stuff on a bread and then smother it in icing. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (B0mGw) Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (DpkTQ) 324
Doughnuts! Yum.
Posted by: Ariana Grande at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (OQ2r3) 325
Linus was always terrified of the queen cake.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (o2MD2) 326
$22.50 (thanks bidenflation), same as in town.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM Damn it, I forgot to adjust for inflation. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK) 327
CNN:
The Department of Homeland Security is releasing some Haitians into the United States, despite repeated claims that they would be immediately expelled from the US, as the Biden administration scrambles to address the massive migrant encampment under the Del Rio International Bridge in Texas. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo) 328
258 W doing fundraiser for liz cheney. This will make me enjoy her wipeout even more. Imagine having so much money you could donate money to liz cheney.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc) Imagine the balls of getting the Bush-Cheney band back together no less than a month after that disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (KbCG3) Please clap! Posted by: Jeb!, An Inbred Tool at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (/1l9x) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (B0mGw) 330
314 What's a king cake?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (oEn12) A delicious cake from Louisiana. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (z5Vrg) Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (DpkTQ) 332
327 CNN:
The Department of Homeland Security is releasing some Haitians into the United States, despite repeated claims that they would be immediately expelled from the US, as the Biden administration scrambles to address the massive migrant encampment under the Del Rio International Bridge in Texas. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo) "some" Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (mbFEM) 333
Congratulations everybody! I take it as a sign that the pandemic is over that not a single commenter likened this painting to a SARS virus injecting its spike protein into the planet.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96) 334
Grocery store donuts are the worst.
I enjoy an Entenmann's chocolate donut. Something about the waxy chocolate coating that seems fused to the donut rather than coating it is appealing to me. It harkens back to the Sweet Sixteen mini chocolate donuts of my youth. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (6wRbb) 335
King cake is an amazing part of the Mardi Gras season. It's like Carnival in cake form. They basically dump all kinds of good cake stuff on a bread and then smother it in icing.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (B0mGw) Don't forget the Baby! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (/1l9x) Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (OCTRt) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (3D/fK) 338
327 Spoiler alert: They will all stay
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (CYnTg) 339
I do like King cakes, but there is just something I prefer about queens...
Posted by: David French at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (DpkTQ) 340
"Don't forget the Baby!"
Dead baby Jesus in the cake disturbs me. Most places don't do that anymore because people don't know you're not supposed to eat the plastic baby, apparently. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (B0mGw) 341
There was a grocery chain called Shopper's Food Warehouse then SFW that had GIANT donuts. They were good, and they were big.
Ironically, Giant bought the chain, and now the GIANT donuts are no more. Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (mbFEM) 342
The Department of Homeland Security is releasing some Haitians into the United States, despite repeated claims that they would be immediately expelled from the US, as the Biden administration scrambles to address the massive migrant encampment under the Del Rio International Bridge in Texas.
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo) "some" Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (mbFEM) "Some" means less than all, and at least one Haitian died in custody, so we judge the CNN post as True Posted by: "Fact Checkers" at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (amkqu) 343
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt) And they will discover later this week that it will feed a Hatian family of five. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (axyOa) Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (uCLWI) 345
When I landed at the airport in Atlanta, I walked straight to the Mcpukils in the airport and ordered 2 of their largest coffees. I drank them both and was satisfied for the first time in 2 weeks.
--------- When I was discharged from the service, at a post in the northern climes, I drove for eight hours to reach Atlanta, and just south the next morning, had a spectacular breakfast at a mom & pop that very specifically included grits. It was the end of years of deprivation. If that seems like a small thing, I still recall it *cough* *cough* decades on. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (bPH26) 346
So you're saying Harris plays poker?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw) pokee Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (O/2Wz) 347
There must be a gag where you leave out the baby and then act panicked when no one has it. Or maybe that would get you drawn and French quartered.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (nfrXX) 348
I knew every one of the Hatians was staying because that's who we are or some such nonsense
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (G1+S9) 349
Congratulations everybody! I take it as a sign that the pandemic is over that not a single commenter likened this painting to a SARS virus injecting its spike protein into the planet.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96) Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (amkqu) 350
343 There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt) called the Tank, right ?? Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (uCLWI) 351
Most places don't do that anymore because people don't know you're not supposed to eat the plastic baby, apparently.
There was some German dessert like that, that was banned in the US for a while because of idiots eating the toy inside - kinder eggs or something like that? Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (DpkTQ) 352
346 So you're saying Harris plays poker?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw) ----- Poker? You brought her, you poker! Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (VJsqe) 353
Hmmmmmm...
with extra m's
Posted by: FrodoB- 354
Wolfus: Who got the plastic baby?
Everyone else: Wut? Posted by: Oddbob We called it "Baby Jesus", Nawlins being a rather Catholic city, y'all. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (w9Wax) 355
ations everybody! I take it as a sign that the pandemic is over that not a single commenter likened this painting to a SARS virus injecting its spike protein into the planet.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96) I thought it looked like a big dog eating the ass of a large, bent-over woman, but maybe I should have said SARS virus instead Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (amkqu) 356
There was some German dessert like that, that was banned in the US for a while because of idiots eating the toy inside - kinder eggs or something like that?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (DpkTQ) +++++ Kinder, yeah. Kinder eggs have a little toy in them. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (DCdYk) 357
I don't get it. Looks like some kind of skeletal dog having a psychotic dream after having eaten too many bad 'shrooms.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (k4dH2) 358
"There was some German dessert like that, that was banned in the US for a while because of idiots eating the toy inside - kinder eggs or something like that? "
Yup. When stationed in Italy, we would mail them back to friends in the states. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (3D/fK) 359
I thought it looked like a big dog eating the ass of a large, bent-over woman, but maybe I should have said SARS virus instead
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (amkqu) ++++ Embrace the power of and, Wally. It's a dog biting the ass of a large, bent over woman and the dog then gets a new, mutated form of COVID via the fecal-oral route... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (DCdYk) 360
@David_Mulroney; 9h
Lithuania tells citizens to throw out Chinese phones over censorship concerns "Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible" Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (UHVv4) 361
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 called the Tank, right ?? Posted by: REDACTED Momo's Donuts. Mmmmmmm. Maple bacon donuts. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (OCTRt) 362
Joe moving back up
45 in Rassy I am mystified by this kind of stuff. Everyone knows what Biden represents. So, baked into the cake you are getting inflation, illegals, and overseas embarrassment. The people that like him don't care. The people that don't care about this stuff...don't like him. Honestly, I presume that it is an all an OP anyway. Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (DpkTQ) 363
>>> a SARS virus injecting its spike protein into the planet.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96) Hello Planet, can you show us on this teddy bear where the SARS virus injected its spike protein into you? Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (O/2Wz) 364
@David_Mulroney
Lithuania tells citizens to throw out Chinese phones over censorship concerns "Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible" Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (UHVv4) ++++ It would be faster and easier to list countries that do a *worse* job of defending domestic interests than the United States... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (DCdYk) 365
Gah! Not art. Would not hang.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (4I/2K) 366
"There was some German dessert like that, that was banned in the US for a while because of idiots eating the toy inside - kinder eggs or something like that? "
My kids loved.them. And being as smart as the German kids, didnt eat the friggin toy. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (axyOa) 367
It's LSD Wednesday
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (FZYNt) 368
362 Joe moving back up
45 in Rassy I am mystified by this kind of stuff. ---------------- The power of a mounted Border Patrolman rangling an illegal Haitian on Wine Moms is stunning. Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (NsE9F) 369
285 Anybody else ever have Biggby Coffee?
Stuff is good. And their iced coffee is excellent. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (3D/fK) Oh, YES. we love Biggby's! Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (Rbu5d) 370
"There was some German dessert like that, that was banned in the US for a while because of idiots eating the toy inside - kinder eggs or something like that? "
Yup. When stationed in Italy, we would mail them back to friends in the states. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. At one point in our nation's history, we used to let stupid people die. Weeded out the incomps. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (OCTRt) 371
"What's a king cake?"
King cake is an amazing part of the Mardi Gras season. It's like Carnival in cake form. They basically dump all kinds of good cake stuff on a bread and then smother it in icing. Posted by: squid_hunt Even has a prize inside! Sorta. Usually a little plastic baby that turns up in one of the slices/portions. I forget what the tradition for the lucky person who finds it is... Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (OUMaO) 372
Hello Planet, can you show us on this teddy bear where the SARS virus injected its spike protein into you?
Posted by: banana Dream ***** Drill, Baby, Drill!! Posted by: Spike Protein, piercing the planet's crust at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Xwt96) 373
It's LSD Wednesday
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (FZYNt) Every Wednesday is LSD Wednesday for Dyslexic Mitt Romney Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (amkqu) 374
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 Lulu's Cafe and Bakery San Antonio - 3lbs Cinnamon Roll. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (CjHGv) 375
It's LSD Wednesday
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (FZYNt) Whiskey Wednesday. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (axyOa) 376
"I forget what the tradition for the lucky person who finds it is..."
You get to buy the next cake. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (B0mGw) 377
Even has a prize inside! Sorta. Usually a little plastic baby that turns up in one of the slices/portions. I forget what the tradition for the lucky person who finds it is...
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (OUMaO) They're supposed to buy the next cake is what I heard. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (z5Vrg) 378
"Abstract" was a style invented by "artists" who couldn't paint worth a shit. Yet we make millions off you rubes.
Posted by: Hunter Biden - Artist at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (BFigT) 379
Even has a prize inside! Sorta. Usually a little plastic baby that turns up in one of the slices/portions. I forget what the tradition for the lucky person who finds it is...
Posted by: Brother Tim They have to buy next year's King Cake. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt) 380
I forget what the tradition for the lucky person who finds it is...
***** He who gets the baby buys the next King Cake. Posted by: Spike Protein at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (Xwt96) 381
378 "Abstract" was a style invented by "artists" who couldn't paint worth a shit. Yet we make millions off you rubes.
Posted by: Hunter Biden - Artist at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (BFigT) ======= It's not the middle class buying the abstract art. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (nfrXX) 383
They sell Kinder eggs now. I guess the hysteria died down. Now can we have lawn darts, toys that shoot missiles and metal lunchboxes again? LOL
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (CYnTg) 384
Lithuania tells citizens to throw out Chinese phones over censorship concerns
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible" Posted by: andycanuck ---------- Aw, c'mon man! Only a prejudiced xenophobe would think like that. Posted by: Joey at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (GBHAb) 385
sounds nutz but La Madeleine in Dallas had some kinda cake that sometimes contained a plastic ring
if you found a ring, you got a free dinner for 4 Mrs. REDACTED found one once Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (uCLWI) 386
"Abstract" was a style invented by "artists" who couldn't paint worth a shit. Yet we make millions off you rubes.
Posted by: Hunter Biden - Artist at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (BFigT) And by "you rubes" he means foreign governments laundering their bribes to President Grandpa Simpson Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (amkqu) 387
At one point in our nation's history, we used to let stupid people die. Weeded out the incomps.
Posted by: rickb223 It still happens, it's just a jackpot for the family now. Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (OUMaO) 388
Loved the kinder egg toys - very clever
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (oEn12) 389
i was surprised by phxboy who took me to the vincent van gogh show the other day...it was wonderful....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (CqHIp) 390
Now can we have lawn darts, toys that shoot missiles and metal lunchboxes again? LOL
Posted by: steevy As long as we don't get those f'n glass lined thermos bottles. WTF thought it was a good idea to give children breakable, glass lined thermos bottles? Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (OCTRt) 391
"It still happens, it's just a jackpot for the family now."
Kinda like a bonus for raising stupid, useless kids. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (B0mGw) 392
Damn wtf. Hell of a thing to see before the coffee kicks in. Looks like the surface of a paint mixer bench.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (VwHCD) 393
Lithuania tells citizens to throw out Chinese phones over censorship concerns
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible" __________ Good luck finding phones not made in China. Better get some string and tin cans and prepare to make your own. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (k4dH2) 394
BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet.
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg) 395
Lithuania tells citizens to throw out Chinese phones over censorship concerns
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible" Posted by: andycanuck So Lithuania has no cell phones? Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (OCTRt) 396
383 They sell Kinder eggs now. I guess the hysteria died down. Now can we have lawn darts, toys that shoot missiles and metal lunchboxes again? LOL
Posted by: steevy Nah the ones they sell here have dumb toys The original ones had really clever "assemble it yourself" ones It was like a mini ikea in an egg Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (oEn12) 397
As long as we don't get those f'n glass lined thermos bottles. WTF thought it was a good idea to give children breakable, glass lined thermos bottles?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (OCTRt) I can't tell you how many of those things I broke. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD) 398
Anyone else noticed a shortage of car mechanics?
Garages booking one week out and rental cars not available for several days. WTH? If I were unemployed none of this would matter because I'd be getting paid to stay home. Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (S1hrL) 399
394 BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet.
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg) ======= De Blasio to repeal passport rule by the end of the day, I imagine. Leftists don't cross BLM. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (pNxlR) 401
"So Lithuania has no cell phones?"
Picture your life before cell phones. Then compare to now. Is it improved? Any society that as a whole dumps cell phones would be better in my opinion. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw) 402
Don't use string made in China.
Posted by: klaftern at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (taPSh) 403
"They sell Kinder eggs now. I guess the hysteria died down."
The current US version is NOT the original, with the toy encased in the edible egg. The US still considers it to be a hazard for the short bus folk. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (3D/fK) 404
374 There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 there was CFS place in Tom Ball with that size CFS Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (uCLWI) 405
If you have the thermos the value of some of those old lunchboxes is ridiculous.
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (CYnTg) 406
"BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet."
I donated a pallet of bricks in Biden's name. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (B0mGw) 407
Anyone else noticed a shortage of car mechanics?
Garages booking one week out and rental cars not available for several days. WTH? ___ Hub is going to be out of work for a week and a half while the truck is in the shop. No rentals to be had. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (lImFe) 408
394 BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet.
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg) - - - - - - - - Is it too much to ask to Antifa counter-protest this? Pass the popcorn. Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (prSvo) 409
398 Anyone else noticed a shortage of car mechanics?
not sure about shortage of MECHANICS but parts are HARD to find I just had a simple thing needed fixing on my car and I had to wait a week and a half just for the part! so the garages have cars (like mine) sitting around waiting for parts Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (j9HX3) 410
Some cell phones are still manufactured in Taiwan and Korea, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (DCdYk) 411
It still happens, it's just a jackpot for the family now. Posted by: Brother Tim ------ This is about us, isn't it? Posted by: The George Floyd family at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (L47aO) 412
That sucks, SMH
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (oEn12) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (B0mGw) 414
403 Ahh it figures.
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (CYnTg) 415
Picture your life before cell phones. Then compare to now. Is it improved?
Any society that as a whole dumps cell phones would be better in my opinion. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw) Well. When kbdabear and Joe Mannix (not the cop) post...ummm... interesting links, i can see them right away. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (axyOa) 416
Nah the ones they sell here have dumb toys The original ones had really clever "assemble it yourself" ones It was like a mini ikea in an egg Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) If kids had not nearly always swallowed the extra fastener, the ban never would have happened Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (pNxlR) 417
Picture your life before cell phones. Then compare to now. Is it improved?
Cell phones were a definite improvement. Smart phones are a social step backwards. Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (nfrXX) Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (lImFe) 419
I forget what the tradition for the lucky person who finds it is...
***** He who gets the baby buys the next King Cake. Posted by: Spike Protein at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (Xwt96) Oh. I thought you buried the figure in your front yard to help you find lost things. Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (4I/2K) 420
"ummm... interesting links, i can see them right away."
But remember the exquisite anticipation as you waited for a jpeg to load in 2001. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (B0mGw) 421
You aren't going to believe this but, now that Delta we just barely survived is receding there is a new deadly variant from Japan showing up, R1, that is vaccine resistant and now with 30% more death.
Masks on, cultists. Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (MxEKc) 422
>>> I can't tell you how many of those things I broke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD) They were really great at keeping coffee warm all morning. I had an hour drive into work, and then I wanted coffee. None at work so my wife bought me one and I could fill it up with fresh coffee at home and it was piping hot hours later. However if you weren't very careful it became an effective means to deliver glass shards to your digestive system. It's one drawback. Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (O/2Wz) 423
Hub is going to be out of work for a week and a half while the truck is in the shop. No rentals to be had. Posted by: SMH ------- Heh. No problem, he can use mine. [proffers keys] Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (L47aO) 424
With the lockdowm from covid, no body travelled and rented cars, so all the rental agencies sold off their fleets. Its taking them.awhile to rebuild.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (axyOa) Posted by: The Freddy Grey Family at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (3D/fK) 426
Attorney John Eastman lays out why it would have been right for Pence to delay certification ... send it back so state legislatures had time to review the illegal actions. It was the right thing to do ... Rumble link ... Bannon's war room. (but Trump was about to nuke China, so Pence helped stop him, and gave us "the adults in the room"?)
https://tinyurl.com/5289mshk Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (Cus5s) 427
I can't tell you how many of those things I broke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division At least 2 a year. Every year. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt) 428
Picture your life before cell phones. Then compare to now. Is it improved?
Any society that as a whole dumps cell phones would be better in my opinion. ------------------ Concur. I really don't like being surveilled 24/7/365 and having to pay for it. Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (NsE9F) 429
A friend from France says elementary school.kids will be allowed to de-mask starting in October
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (oEn12) 430
Meh -- trying to be Daliesque.
Posted by: Powdered Lace Wigs at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (GHdXS) 431
379 Even has a prize inside! Sorta. Usually a little plastic baby that turns up in one of the slices/portions.
We wholly endorse the concept of King Cakes. Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (w9Wax) 432
397 As long as we don't get those f'n glass lined thermos bottles. WTF thought it was a good idea to give children breakable, glass lined thermos bottles?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (OCTRt) I can't tell you how many of those things I broke. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD) My mom bought an all-stainless steel thermos for me, finally. I still have it. Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (Rbu5d) 433
"I really don't like being surveilled 24/7/365 and having to pay for it."
And yet, in my job, there's no way to dump my cell phone. I don't like it. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (B0mGw) 434
Oh. I thought you buried the figure in your front yard to help you find lost things.
Posted by: Count de Monet -------- Pretty sure that is the St. Anthony figure. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (L47aO) 435
Too much of a good thing?
Libs are now saying minimum wage should not be just $15, it should be $26. I say it should be $100 MILLION-BILLION AN HOUR. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (d9FiS) 436
The art today looks like a virus under the microscope. But then again, nobody ever mistook me for an art scholar.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (O+I8R) 437
Great, now the cat is sneezing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (3D/fK) 438
not sure about shortage of MECHANICS but parts are HARD to find
I just had a simple thing needed fixing on my car and I had to wait a week and a half just for the part! so the garages have cars (like mine) sitting around waiting for parts Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (j9HX3) This. Same deal in harley land. I couldn't even get tires for this one dude, and batteries started becoming an issue. A lot of things I tried to order is back ordered. The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (UuD2k) 440
BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet.
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg) They need more mansions. Once they get their money, the opposition will disappear. Maybe they'll even have some rapper do a video. "Yo, I'm black, check my stacks, go get ya vaxx! Yeaaaaah, son! Talkin' 'bout dat needle bee-yitch." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (sxX7H) Posted by: Joey Damp Britches at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (B0mGw) 442
Oh. I thought you buried the figure in your front yard to help you find lost things. Posted by: Count de Monet You're thinking of dousing rods Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (pNxlR) 443
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 there was CFS place in Tom Ball with that size CFS Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (uCLWI) Mel's Country Cafe in Tomball www.melscountrycafe.com Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (4I/2K) 444
I can't tell you how many of those things I broke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division At least 2 a year. Every year. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt) Oh you were good with them. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (VwHCD) 445
there was CFS place in Tom Ball with that size CFS
There is some weird magic that some places do with chicken fried steak where a 4 inch diameter piece of steak comes with a 10 inch diameter coat of breading. Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (nfrXX) 446
> I can't tell you how many of those things I broke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD) As a young 2nd lieutenant in Germany mumble mumble years ago, the supply clerk scored me a new thermous. It is an insulated steel thing. Took it everywhere and i have it today. It would keep coffee war all dzy. One of the better things from the army. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (axyOa) 447
407 Anyone else noticed a shortage of car mechanics?
Garages booking one week out and rental cars not available for several days. WTH? ___ Hub is going to be out of work for a week and a half while the truck is in the shop. No rentals to be had. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (lImFe) Here, too. Car parts and rentals are scarce. Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (Rbu5d) 448
Picture your life before cell phones. Then compare to now. Is it improved?
Cell phones were a definite improvement. Smart phones are a social step backwards. Posted by: Oddbob ^^^^ This. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (OCTRt) 449
With the lockdowm from covid, no body travelled and rented cars, so all the rental agencies sold off their fleets. Its taking them.awhile to rebuild.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (axyOa) Don't know if it's still happening, but around here a few years ago, renting a car for the week-end was a thang. Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (AwYPR) 450
The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
Posted by: Berserker --------- That's boring. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4) 451
Wondering if I should put my baby Jesus up for sale on eBay. It's vintage. No bite marks. Never swallowed. Mint condition.
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (S1hrL) 452
"They need more mansions."
My experience with project housing is that they go from brand new and pristine dwellings to hell holes in about three years. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (B0mGw) 453
The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
** The shutdowns were supposed to take care of all you pesky small businesses, but noooo, you stupid Americans have that "fighting spirit" and "independence" and all of that other crap that isn't in our best interest. You probably don't even care that we're all in this together. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (5lbKt) 454
"Anyone else noticed a shortage of car mechanics?"
Talked to garage owner friend of mine, he's three weeks out. He said people are really worried about the economy more then it is about car and parts availability. They're taking car of the car they have, it might have to last them a long time. Posted by: lowandslow at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (4thlk) 455
I see a terror bird in that painting
Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (ZTqLB) 456
Hub is going to be out of work for a week and a half while the truck is in the shop.
No rentals to be had. Posted by: SMH Here, too. Car parts and rentals are scarce. Posted by: Flyover The supply chain is broken. Part of those 56 container ships off the port of Long Beach. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (OCTRt) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (B0mGw) 458
BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet.
-- BLM is apparently allowed to protest any time, any place, anywhere. We are not. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (O+I8R) 459
"White House Reporters File Formal Complaint Against Biden For Refusing To Answer Questions."
really! (link in sig) Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (j9HX3) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (B0mGw) 461
You probably don't even care that we're all in this together. As one frog in the pot had said to another frog, again and again, from time immemorial Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (pNxlR) 462
Cell phones were a definite improvement. Smart phones are a social step backwards.
Posted by: Oddbob Smart phones + dumb people = apocalypse Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (d9FiS) 463
Everybody in the 3 rd World is getting laid. Put it on my American Express.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (T1fV4) 464
I have 2 auto dealerships and 2 auto repair/used car dealers after me to purchase a few of my cars. I checks the kbb value and was impressed by what they were worth. Not selling though...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (flINI) 465
The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
Posted by: Berserker --------- That's boring. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4) He may stroke out. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa) 466
BLM is apparently allowed to protest any time, any place, anywhere. We are not.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (O+I8R) They call that "equity," don't they? Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (S1hrL) 467
"BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet." I donated a pallet of bricks in Biden's name. Posted by: squid_hunt From Biden with loving memory of Corn Pop. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (63Dwl) 468
Does anybody else see explosive diarrhea?
Posted by: grammie winger No; and thankfully, I don't smell it, either. Hiya Grammie ! Posted by: JT at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (arJlL) Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (uuklp) 470
Wondering if I should put my baby Jesus up for sale on eBay. It's vintage. No bite marks. Never swallowed. Mint condition.
Posted by: Ziba Beats mine. Mine has teeth marks and has been passed thru TWO separate intestinal systems. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (OCTRt) 471
btw yesterday was weird on Insty. I got a comment pulled by Glenn himself and a few others disappeared! because they were mildly critical of the Moderna vax
THEN there were all these new accounts posting chipper little pro-moderna messages all over the place ahhhh well whatever hey if you like Pfizer crap on steroids, I guess it DOES work for longer! (because it's got more of whatever in it) Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (j9HX3) 472
60 "What's Going on in Joe Biden's Brain Right Before His Staff Shoes the Reporters Away"
shoos them away with actual shoes? Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (v3pYe) 473
It would keep coffee war all day. One of the better things from the army.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (axyOa) A long time ago I used to cover a friend of mine when he took vacation. It was an early morning dispatch, and I was not a morning person, so I would make a huge pot of very strong coffee (Peets) and fill my nice steel thermos which held about a quart. It was piping hot, and by the time I finished it I was bouncing off the walls. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (Q9lwr) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (S1hrL) 476
The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
Posted by: Berserker --------- That's boring. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4) He may stroke out. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa) Have some compression! Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K) 477
There is a rather large fairy ring of mushrooms in our yard. I tried walking into it to step into a magical fairy land but I stepped into an fire ant hill instead.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (Tnijr) Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (uuklp) 479
The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
Posted by: Berserker --------- That's boring. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4) He may stroke out. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa) This rings true. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (KcBMA) 480
Anyone else noticed a shortage of car mechanics?
- You think that's bad? I went to Sonic yesterday and they had a sign saying some if my favorites might not be available because of supply problems! It's the Joeconomy, stupid! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (d9FiS) 481
Are dousing rods created by wet T-shirt contests? In New Orleans?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (UHVv4) 482
I know it was a typo but I like coffee war all dzy
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (mbFEM) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (B0mGw) 484
Maybe diBlasio will donate the Statue of Liberty to BLM for their shakedown... He could install giant servos so it can twerk on a giant statue of an NYPD cruiser.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (sxX7H) 485
so I would make a huge pot of very strong coffee (Peets) and fill my nice steel thermos which held about a quart. It was piping hot, and by the time I finished it I was bouncing off the walls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (Q9lwr) Peets is good coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (axyOa) Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (OCTRt) 487
Picture your life before cell phones. Then compare to now. Is it improved?
** To me it seems like the myspace/facebook period of time when everything went downhill. That was right after the time when it was kind of a neat thing if you were able to get a gmail email address, too. Ha. Turns out a homogenized, monopolized, carefully controlled internet full of average people is a horrible thing. Much worse than the napster, netscape, AOL internet full of average people that proceeded it. If I could push a button and make the internet never have existed in time I would. I wouldn't even need to sleep on it. I would push the button without hesitation. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (5lbKt) 488
The glass vacuum Thermos bottles worked way, way better. Yes, they were fragile. Good skill to learn maybe. Take care of shit.
The metal lunch boxes were cool too. I think the homos running the schools banned them because, they say, somebody might use them as a weapon. I wanted the Johnny Quest box. Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (HwGIC) 489
The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
--------- That's boring. He may stroke out. Have some compression! That rings of authenticity. Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (Tnijr) 490
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There is a rather large fairy ring of mushrooms in our yard. I tried walking into it to step into a magical fairy land but I stepped into an fire ant hill instead. Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM - - ------------- Hey. We can be fairies too! Posted by: Fire Ant carrying a rainbow flag at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (SchQD) 491
85 78 Does anybody else see explosive diarrhea?
I was thinking more along the lines of "Technicolor Yawn", but yeah, it could have come out the other end. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (Bmy3R) "He was over in the ally calling Roy and his sister Eeeeeaaaarl." Thus, "Roi D'eclair." Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (MkuC5) 492
"If I could push a button and make the internet never have existed in time I would."
Goodbye, cruel Horde. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (B0mGw) 493
That's boring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4) He may stroke out. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa) Have some compression! Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K) oh look, a regular 3 ring circus. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (VwHCD) 494
You think that's bad? I went to Sonic yesterday and they had a sign saying some if my favorites might not be available because of supply problems!
It's the Joeconomy, stupid! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks At least you still have a Sonic. All the ones within a 20 mile radius here closed sometime during the scamdemic Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (oEn12) 495
Peets is overpriced, good coffee.
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (S1hrL) 496
Peets is good coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (axyOa) I drank it for 30 years, but they finally drove me away with their politics. Hell, I had a monthly subscription that cost a lot, but they wanted their progressivism more than they wanted my money. Fuck 'em. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (Q9lwr) 497
Yeah the presstitutes got upset, Joe tried to answer a question and his handlers shouted it down LOL
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (CYnTg) Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (MkuC5) 499
408 394 BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet.
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg) - - - - - - - - Is it too much to ask to Antifa counter-protest this? Pass the popcorn. Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (prSvo) Might be the first time BLM runs into actual racists. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (KbCG3) 500
You think that's bad? I went to Sonic yesterday and they had a sign saying some if my favorites might not be available because of supply problems!
It's the Joeconomy, stupid! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Bwahahahahahahaha. My wife went to Sonic for lunch one day during the week and they were closed because there wasn't any staff to work. One drawback to using parolees. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt) 501
"All the Sonics within a 20 mile radius here closed sometime during the scamdemic"
Really? Ours did really well during the lockdowns. They were perfectly suited for the scenario. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (B0mGw) 502
I dug a hole in my front yard to put in the plastic King Cake baby to help me find lost things and can you guess what I found...?
The plastic King Cake baby that I buried last year! I thought I had lost that thing! Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (Xwt96) 503
btw yesterday was weird on Insty. I got a comment pulled by Glenn himself and a few others disappeared! because they were mildly critical of the Moderna vax
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (j9HX3) Glenn: Get vaxxed! The vax is great! Glenn: I know someone who went to a party where everyone was vaccinated or had already had COVID. Everyone except the immune person caught COVID and at least one had to go to the hospital. Glenn: Get vaxxed! Everyone else: ?????? Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (EpDzw) 504
It's the Joeconomy, stupid!
** Rural Podunk, NC can't keep the dining rooms of their fast food restaurants open because they can't hire illegals and criminals at $17/hour. Factory wages, and people won't work. This is a weird timeline. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (5lbKt) Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (Tnijr) 506
Greetings:
All I ever wanted was a "cell phone". They take my flip phone from my cold dead hands. Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (uuklp) 507
I would throw my cell phone away, but I can't.
There's that. Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (S1hrL) 508
The closest Sonic (about 20 miles away so it is out of the way to go) hasn't had ice cream since the pandemic. Sonic. No ice cream.
What would you say you do here? Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (mbFEM) 509
Top-notch technology decisions by the USPS. If you're on the tracking page and you refresh, but the service is unavailable for some reason, it displays an error message. So far, so good. The problem is that it is a straight redirect to a static outage page. If you refresh the page later, you just refresh the outage notification. There is no way to press "back" to get to the tracking page if you went to it directly.
This isn't too big a deal, but it's one of those little things that stand out. It is poor design that results in poor user experience, and it could be avoided through better error handling. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (DCdYk) 510
$26/hr minimum wage would undoubtedly ensure a higher quality sputum on your Big Mac.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96) 511
504 Rural Podunk, NC can't keep the dining rooms of their fast food restaurants open because they can't hire illegals and criminals at $17/hour.
Factory wages, and people won't work. This is a weird timeline. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (5lbKt) ======= And Jeff Winger lost an arm! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG) 512
"What would you say you do here?"
Fire the manager. Ours has the signs, but I haven't run into many problems. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (B0mGw) 513
Bwahahahahahahaha. My wife went to Sonic for lunch one day during the week and they were closed because there wasn't any staff to work.
One drawback to using parolees. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt) My local DQ is hiring at $17 an hour to start with a thousand dollar signing bonus. And no chocolate ice cream the last time i stopped in. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (axyOa) 514
509 Top-notch technology decisions by the USPS. If you're on the tracking page and you refresh, but the service is unavailable for some reason, it displays an error message. So far, so good. The problem is that it is a straight redirect to a static outage page. If you refresh the page later, you just refresh the outage notification. There is no way to press "back" to get to the tracking page if you went to it directly.
This isn't too big a deal, but it's one of those little things that stand out. It is poor design that results in poor user experience, and it could be avoided through better error handling. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (DCdYk) ======== It's all because I gave them a bad review on a case I had opened. They're taking out their frustrations on the whole country. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG) 515
Ugh. Now I find out many bakers don't put the baby IN the cake, they put it ON TOP because choking/lawsuit hazard.
Fuck the world, swear to God... Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (OUMaO) 516
Greetings:
All I ever wanted was a "cell phone". They take my flip phone from my cold dead hands. Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (uuklp) Right there with ya, brother. Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (4I/2K) 517
All I can say about this painting is, "I like the colors."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (jalt3) 518
I hate to think what a can of soup will cost in ten years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (5lbKt) Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (T1fV4) 520
Yeah the presstitutes got upset, Joe tried to answer a question and his handlers shouted it down LOL
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (CYnTg) That's truly appalling. Biden is clearly nobody's boss. Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (cSyAR) 521
Cell phones are hugely problematic, as they perpetuate the oppression against those who identify as non-cellular life forms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (DCdYk) 522
@512 if the manager worked for me I would fire him/her. They don't tell you until you get to the drive thru speaker. And there is usually a line. I am guessing they are doing gangbusters business in tater tots.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (mbFEM) 523
My local DQ is hiring at $17 an hour to start with a thousand dollar signing bonus. And no chocolate ice cream the last time i stopped in.
Posted by: Diogenes Shit, I oughtta move there and take that job, at 40 hours it would be a pay raise... Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (OUMaO) 524
The old line fast food will never get my business. They hire really creepy, surly, sketchy folks who look like they'd just as soon slit my throat as anything. "Choose Your Own Adventure" food ain't gonna work for me. Sorry. DIAF
Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (HwGIC) 525
Wildfires in parts of Siberia released as much carbon dioxide during June through August 2021 as Germany did during all of 2019, new estimates show. Well garsh, if it's a COMPETITIVE burning you want, why didn't you say so right from the start? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (pNxlR) 526
Have had an odd thought recurring for a couple weeks now. In WWII the nation came together, we bought war bonds, saved our tin, etc...
Seeing all these businesses struggling for workers... It might be time for us geezers mobilize and take some line/fast food/delivery jobs to help keep the small businesses open. If I could fix cars I'd sign up to work an evening or two for my mechanic - he's a good guy and can't find good help. A store up the street can't keep the shelves stocked - why not work there? Geezer brigade - to arms! Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (VJsqe) 527
Dang. Over 500 on a Wednesday.
Must be the full moon last night. Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (axyOa) Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (S1hrL) 529
Dang. Over 500 on a Wednesday.
Must be the full moon last night. Posted by: Diogenes Four and a half hours left in summer! Horde making the most of the season's end! Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 10:01 AM (OUMaO) 530
Seeing all these businesses struggling for workers... It might be time for us geezers mobilize and take some line/fast food/delivery jobs to help keep the small businesses open.
** It's almost like Our Better moving the nation to a "knowledge" and "service" economy in the 80s wasn't a good thing for the workers in the economy. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:02 AM (5lbKt) 531
The old line fast food will never get my business. They hire really creepy, surly, sketchy folks who look like they'd just as soon slit my throat as anything. "Choose Your Own Adventure" food ain't gonna work for me. Sorry. DIAF
Posted by: Common Tater Carnies! They hire carnies! Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:02 AM (OCTRt) 532
Geezer brigade - to arms!
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (VJsqe) Who you calling a geezer, you lil whipper snapper??!! Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (axyOa) 533
Four and a half hours left in summer! Horde making the most of the season's end!
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 10:01 AM (OUMaO) Approaching the witching hour when you can balance a broom in your kitchen..... Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1) 534
Three out of the last four times I went to a Sonic, I ended up driving away without my order because they either never came on the speaker to take it or never brought it.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (nfrXX) 535
"It might be time for us geezers mobilize and take some line/fast food/delivery jobs to help keep the small businesses open."
Boy, that will piss off Cortez and her gang of morons. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (B0mGw) 536
President of Croatia says they are done jabbing. They are not going to do it any more.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (UHVv4) Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (S1hrL) 538
If there's a shortage of low-skill, low-wage employees... especially in the food services industry why aren't the corporations utilizing the autonomous technology (robots) that were all the rage last year? I saw where Taco Bell was experimenting with similar technology the drive up banks use with their pneumatic tubes. What condition your nachos grande arrive in is up for debate however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (BFigT) 539
Magma chicken, rising from the depths and dying horribly as the magma bursts from its poor wings.
Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (iU5mj) 540
The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
--------- That's boring. He may stroke out. Have some compression! That rings of authenticity. Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM *Heads away from this pun thread* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (m+jkK) 541
526 let the youth get off their asses
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (ONvIw) 542
There is no way to press "back" to get to the tracking page if you went to it directly. Selecting a wikipedia choice from a search results' page is a one-way passage, too. You usually cannot back out from it to recover the originating search results' page. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (pNxlR) 543
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They take my flip phone from my cold dead hands. Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM - - ------- Indeed. Verizon keeps threatening to cut of all phones that can't handle 4g lte, but has now supposedly settled on the end of 2022 as the deadline. Several years ago I bought a handful of my personal favorite flip phone off of ebay and have been using them one at a time as they crap out. I don't think they are allowing activation of the older phones anymore, so if my current one bites the dirt, I might be screwed. Posted by: irright at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (SchQD) 544
I'm not quite ready to be flipping burgers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (Xrfse) 545
Who you calling a geezer, you lil whipper snapper??!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (axyOa) ----- LOL - Me! I'm limping bad today... heel is killing me... for no reason whatsoever. If I was a horse they'd shoot me. Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (VJsqe) 546
President of Croatia says they are done jabbing. They are not going to do it any more.
** Bookmark this: The President of Croatia didn't kill himself. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (5lbKt) 547
Today's political humor. I was listening to Mark Simone this morning who is a moderate/conservative talk show host on WOR 710 AM from NYC. He has Curtis Sliwa, the founder of the Guardian Angels, on who is running for Mayor of NYC, but it would be almost impossible for Sliwa to win, although he's be a great choice in my opinion. Eric Adams doesn't even live in NYC which is a requirement of being Mayor. Anyway, the funny bit was Sliwa referred to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, A O-C as "All Out Crazy", and on the hosts of the show, Len Berman said "Now I will never be able to see her name or initial without thinking "All Out Crazy". I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (jalt3) 548
If there's a shortage of low-skill, low-wage employees... especially in the food services industry why aren't the corporations utilizing the autonomous technology (robots) that were all the rage last year? I saw where Taco Bell was experimenting with similar technology the drive up banks use with their pneumatic tubes. What condition your nachos grande arrive in is up for debate however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (BFigT) ++++ Because those machines are expensive and while they can be financed courtesy of rock-bottom interest rates for the blue chips, they are probably worried about taking that gamble right now because the inflated wages are transient and once the benefits run out, they can crank down on compensation. If it starts looking permanent - or if a $15+ federal minimum wage happens - this is exactly what will happen. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (DCdYk) 549
President of Croatia says they are done jabbing. They are not going to do it any more.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (UHVv4) When former Soviet Block countries are smarter than us...... Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) 550
Good morning all. over 500 comments on the art thread already?
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (hV9ir) 551
@518
What makes you think soup will come in cans? Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (S1hrL) Plastic bags like Canadian milk? Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (4I/2K) 552
Looks like the regime is getting serious about the situation on the border with the Haitians and is cracking down and sending resources.
Not to stop the flood but to investigate the whipping with reins. This must not stand. Un-f***ing-believable. Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (MxEKc) 553
or if a $15+ federal minimum wage happens
** Doesn't have to. The left got it. They're only 8 months in and they've gotten pretty much everything they want except gun control, and they're working on that. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (5lbKt) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (B0mGw) 555
I saw where Taco Bell was experimenting with similar technology the drive up banks use with their pneumatic tubes. What condition your nachos grande arrive in is up for debate however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (BFigT) Meanwhile Diogenes' Pneumatic Tube Installers and Cleaners is doing a booming business. We love it when our work sucks! Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (axyOa) 556
539 That was the end of Rodan...
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (CYnTg) 557
Four and a half hours left in summer! Horde making the most of the season's end!
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 10:01 AM Act now, before everything turns to pumpkin spice. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (m+jkK) 558
That's boring.
He may stroke out. Have some compression! That rings of authenticity. ------ *Heads away from this pun thread* Oh, cam on. Don't be such a crank. Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (nfrXX) 559
Meanwhile Diogenes' Pneumatic Tube Installers and Cleaners is doing a booming business.
We love it when our work sucks! Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (axyOa) ----- The anagram for that company is almost dipstick Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:07 AM (VJsqe) 560
I saw where Taco Bell was experimenting with similar technology the drive up banks use with their pneumatic tubes. Oh, there is NO WAY that those conveyance tubes would EVER become incubators for agents behind biota-caused deaths!!! Hand to G*d!! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:07 AM (pNxlR) 561
554 they already have, media is pure totalitarian fanbois
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 10:07 AM (ONvIw) 562
This painting is a hot mess, but I actually like it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (QU5/8) 563
"they already have, media is pure totalitarian fanbois"
They have. Doesn't mean we have to follow. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (B0mGw) 564
The morals that would see conservatives rolling up their sleeves and coming out of retirement to help small business owners survive by flipping burgers while while high school dead enders sit home playing video games and refusing to work $17/hour jobs is sort of what got our nation in this mess to begin with.
There's no easy way out of it, unfortunately. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (5lbKt) 565
That's boring.
He may stroke out. Have some compression! That rings of authenticity. Heads away from this pun thread ***** The secret to good comedy is timing!! Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (Xwt96) 566
You need groves. Be grovey.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (T1fV4) 567
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Start your own network. Yeah Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (ONvIw) 568
455 I see a terror bird in that painting
Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (ZTqLB) Prometheus: "Fuck, not again!" Posted by: Thrawn at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (5aFbR) 569
My last trip to Sonic, they served me a hot dog that looked like jerky. No joke. Took pics and fired them off with a complaint to corporate. It was ridiculous.
That location is also where they shot the "two doofus" commercials, so it would often be closed for lunch on a weekday with no notice. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (uhPTO) 570
Meanwhile Diogenes' Pneumatic Tube Installers and Cleaners is doing a booming business.
We love it when our work sucks! Posted by: Diogenes Rothchild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (OCTRt) 571
This piece is an original Hunter Biden, n'est ce pas?
Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2021 10:10 AM (gS3OW) 572
I saw where Taco Bell was experimenting with similar technology the drive up banks use with their pneumatic tubes. What condition your nachos grande arrive in is up for debate however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer They need to connect those directly to my house so I don't have to rise from my easy chair. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 10:10 AM (d9FiS) Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (VJsqe) 574
They need to connect those directly to my house so I don't have to rise from my easy chair. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 10:10 AM (d9FiS) HELLS YES!!!!! Posted by: OW! My Balls! at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) 575
> If it starts looking permanent - or if a $15+ federal minimum wage happens - this is exactly what will happen.
_________ $15 is a given. It's done. The tech is there too. The cost issue is a no brainer to me. I think the fast food industry has been told to hold off on this as it would resolve too many issues the Democrats use to fundraise off of. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (BFigT) 576
I'm not quite ready to be flipping burgers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (Xrfse) When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track. Posted by: Lester Burnham at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (4I/2K) 577
Not to stop the flood but to investigate the whipping with reins. This must not stand. How many glowy febbies will this effort pull from the two critical issues of our times -- the prevalence of nooses as garage door pulls and security coverage for the continuing Juan McCain state funeral? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (pNxlR) 578
What's a king cake?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 *** A major industry in Da Swamp. It's pretty much a giant cinnamon roll in the form of an oval, sprinkled with icing and with colored sugars, and nowadays available with chocolate, cream cheese, and other fillings. The tradition is that each week during the Mardi Gras season, someone brings one to a party or to the office and everybody has 1 or more pieces. If you get a piece with the little plastic baby in it, you're supposed to buy the next one. Nowadays they put the baby on the side, afraid of people choking I guess, and you can buy the things all year round. They're good though. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (/XOcP) Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (mdjgu) 580
I saw where Taco Bell was experimenting with similar technology the drive up banks use with their pneumatic tubes. What condition your nachos grande arrive in is up for debate however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer They need to connect those directly to my house so I don't have to rise from my easy chair. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks 4" incoming pipe and a 6" outgoing pipe. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt) Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (gS3OW) 582
441 "I say it should be $100 MILLION-BILLION AN HOUR."
This would not cause long term inflation. ___________ We concur. No amount of government spending or government-forced spending can cause inflation. It's science!!! Posted by: The Fed at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (k4dH2) 583
HELLS YES!!!!!
Posted by: OW! My Balls! at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) Go away, 'bait'n. Oh, wait, its the MEGA NACHO CRUNCHY TACO TUBE. Posted by: Frito at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (DpkTQ) 584
Pneumatic tube results at Taco Bell would look like one of those transporter accidents on Star Trek.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Xwt96) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (B0mGw) 586
Where's the chimp/ gorilla ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (8nD9v) 587
King of Pain Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (mdjgu) You asked for it....... https://youtu.be/tFN5DveQH0o Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1) 588
That's boring.
He may stroke out. Have some compression! That rings of authenticity. Heads away from this pun thread ***** The secret to good comedy is timing!! Posted by: Muldoon And a spark of genius. Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Tnijr) Posted by: White Castle at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Xrfse) 590
I wear this crown of thorns upon my liar's chair. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (B0mGw) I wear this crown of shit. Posted by: Nine Inch Nails at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Zz0t1) 591
THERE IS NO INFLATION.
Hey wait, isn't steak like $20/lb now. DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES. Also, you shouldn't be eating meat you uppity peasant. Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (DpkTQ) 592
Really? Ours did really well during the lockdowns. They were perfectly suited for the scenario.
Posted by: squid_hunt I just checked and I lied - there's one 7 miles away still open! After that it's 21 miles to the next one. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (oEn12) Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (B0mGw) 594
But
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Tnijr) 595
That's art? Huh.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (NWbsw) 596
That's boring.
He may stroke out. Have some compression! That rings of authenticity. Heads away from this pun thread ***** The secret to good comedy is timing!! Posted by: Muldoon And a spark of genius. Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Tnijr) Lose the vacuum and the maid runs like shit. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1) 597
$15 is a given. It's done.
I put the year and minimum wage of my first job into an inflation calculator. It came out to $9.13. Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (nfrXX) 598
So that's how I'm going to refer to A O-C from now on: All Out Crazy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (jalt3) 599
"After that it's 21 miles to the next one."
We have them everywhere. I have four or five that I frequent fairly regularly. Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (B0mGw) Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (dMJEF) 601
Where's the chimp/ gorilla ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (8nD9v) Probably searching for pics of hot babes to link while working through his second cup of coffee. It's hard being a Gorilla Pundit, dontchaknow. Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (Hao8D) 602
Taco Bell is the McDonalds of Mexican food but...Mexican cooking does make everything better. Even questionable "meat" in a questionable "taco"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (DpkTQ) 603
4" incoming pipe and a 6" outgoing pipe
Pikers. Posted by: White Castle Talk about standing flat footed and shitting thru a screen door. Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (OCTRt) 604
Forgot to mention earlier that I'd asked HR if I could leave my supervisor out of the discussion about my religious exemption bc I'm concerned about confidentiality. They said they were going to have to work with all supervisors to track everyone's status and ensure all appropriate testing, etc. is being completed, so it couldn't be avoided.
I wonder how many of the supervisors at work signed up to be the Gestapo. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (8548M) 605
Off, Kamala sock!
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Hao8D) 606
NOOD Go-ri-lla.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 10:16 AM (wAnMi) 607
I see Kamala Harris is demanding an investigation into who is in charge of America's immigration policy.
Just wait until someone tells Joe! Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 10:16 AM (DpkTQ) 608
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) New Ad: .50 Cal; Prius; Boom.
https://tinyurl.com/3pnc6shu Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (dMJEF) That is AWESOME!!!! Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:17 AM (Zz0t1) 609
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) New Ad: .50 Cal; Prius; Boom.
https://tinyurl.com/3pnc6shu Oh gosh that is awesome. Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:17 AM (Tnijr) 610
Where's the chimp/ gorilla ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (8nD9v) Monkey is the new steak! Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 22, 2021 10:17 AM (RoIW/) 611
I also put in the year and salary of my first professional job out of college. It came out to about 20% more than my current salary.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (nfrXX) 612
I wonder how many of the supervisors at work signed up to be the Gestapo.
Given current trends, you can count on half of them, at a minimum. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (Xrfse) 613
Noodus simianus major
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP) 614
She calls it her "50 caliber gun" but I suppose I can overlook it.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (Tnijr) 615
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Food and/or beverages are now at your disposal in your local location Must use Wolfus and be in New Orleans $100, don't drink it all in one place (or do, they are famous for their Old Fashioneds) Posted by: Miklos, kindly Krampus at September 22, 2021 10:19 AM (QzkSJ) 616
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) New Ad: .50 Cal; Prius; Boom. https://tinyurl.com/3pnc6shu Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist Hasta la bye-bye, Pious! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:19 AM (pNxlR) 617
I wonder how many of the supervisors at work signed up to be the Gestapo.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (8548M) sra blaster recently found out she is a mandatory reporter for wrong think. Even in non business social situations. Yes if she were at a happy hour with her employees and one of them were to express something retrograde like trans women are not women she is required to report that to HR. Her response is to cut off any socialization with other employees of this company. Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 10:21 AM (mbFEM) 618
The dog, the artist and the audience all need to lay off the LSD.
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2021 10:26 AM (FhXTo) 619
There's a story in the NY Times today about Fredo grab-assing one of his former producers at a party, unknowingly in front of the woman's husband. They "quickly left."
The "quickly left" part is the part completely alien to me. I don't understand these people. Every man I know would have kicked his ass then and there, or taken an ass kicking trying. What gives? Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2021 09:10 AM (9k6qg) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0705 seconds. |
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